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Which ponies are the purest?

Old Horse
>>6543427
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>>6547536
penis
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dash ofc
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The ones that don't exist on the show.
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Thundercunt is going to come back with an alicorn amulet that makes her go fast.
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How many Tumblr followers do you have?
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We're calling the buff pone "Doyu Evenlift" right?
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>>6547536
I'm pretty sure that all of the ponies are 100% pony, isn't that pure enough?
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>>6547399

Which pony licks where?
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Sometimes it don't seem so bad

to settle down with a good pony

and leave this lonely life behind

forever and ever
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Anyone have any good screenshots of the episode?
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purest?
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Its Sweetiebelle.
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>>6547564
No, she and Trixie are going to team up and make their own main six crew.
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>>6547572
WE NEED MORE PURE
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>>6547536
i'd like to be elbow-deep inside her searing hot, clenching vagina
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>you will never get a care package from pink horse
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>>6547539

>Equestrian Minstrel Shows

What kinds of stereotypes did these have?
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>>6547572
Only earth ponies are 100% pony.
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>>6547609

>fisting Celestia

Why is art of this so rare?
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>>6547599
HOW DO YOU GET PURER THAN 100% PONY
DO YOU CREATE SOME KIND OF PONY CONCENTRATE
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>>6547570

CHUNK CRUSHFIST
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>>6547597
Sweetiebelle?

More like SweetieUGLY
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>>6547609
What if her vagina starting to suck you in and unbirth you?
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>>6547567
54, I have no idea why
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>>6547628

>pony concentrate

Like GG's goo pony thing?
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>>6547567
I have four or five, for some godforsaken reason. I don't even post anything at all. I just use it to follow people.
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>>6547567
-8
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>>6547633
Make one more shitty pun. I dare you.
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>>6547613
>no one will ever care about you the way pinkie cares about her friends
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https://twitter.com/goldenrusset

i bet that he is only talking about the Derrpy thing, but the alicorn Twilight is actually going to happen
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>>6547567
~450
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>>6547637
well that'd suck, I'd be late for work
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>>6547570
No, his name is Hardbeef Bulksquat
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>>6547653

FUN FACT: The Undertaker is 6'10
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>>6547653
no more puns, I get it.
you're clear as a belle
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>>6547669

>not just working from inside her vagina
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what do pony bodily fluids taste like
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>>6547567
1,279.
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>>6547660
I bet you're a shitposter
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>>6547567
120

I used to have a lot more on my old tumblr
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THIS PONY IS OUT OF CONTROL! How do you tame her?
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>>6547675
>>6547570

EARTHQUAKE MCLOUDROAR
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>>6547694
Is this what our government pays for?
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>>6547567
None.
My tumblr is for following people only.
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>>6547567
210
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>>6547567

114.
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>>6547570
GRISTLE MCTHORNBODY
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>>6547699
WHAT


WHAT

WHY
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>>6547715
Horse tranquilizer
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>>6547715

I pony______________
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>>6547695
It would be uncomprehending to you, you would fall into a catatonic state as your mind tries to comprehend what it just tasted.
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>>6547536
This one is pure, full fat. None of that horrible skim stuff.
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check out my sweet new desktop wallpaper
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>>6547715
Break her sexually
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>>6547570
BUTCH DEADLIFT
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>>6547748

>Horrible skim stuff

fat as fatass detected
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>>6547609

>Celestia's vagina is about the same temperature as white-hot metal
>Anon shoves his arm inside
>the hiss of searing flesh and his screaming can be heard for miles
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digger nick
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>>6547570

STUMP BEEFBROTH
BUFF DRINKLOTS
THICKBODY MCRUNFAST
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>>6547757
Check out mine
not really
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>>6547637
it's ok as long as i'm naked, living in her wet, warm, comfy vagina with my head sticking out

of course i would have to go whereever she goes but that is ok

periodically i get horny and hump against the wall of her vagina until i cum, and then just relax in the cum, staying completely surrounded by vag, going soft until i feel the need again

it would be like eternal sex
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>>6547774
Skim milk is fucking awful, anybody can see that.
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>>6547782
it would still be the greatest moment of your life.
How hot would her ass be?
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>>6547745
oh, like poop
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>>6547570
ROLL FIZZLEBEEF
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>>6547805

Yeah, any fatass can see that.

I'm agreeing with you.
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>>6547804
wouldn't she poop on your head?
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>>6547570
Ponka Po
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>>6547774
Whole milk is disgusting. You don't have to drink skim but at least go for 2% or 1%
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>>6547570

SLAB SQUATTHRUST
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>>6547826
unf
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>>6547757
>Comic Sans in panel
8/10
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>>6547820
Big McLargehuge
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>>6547804
Seek psychiatric help immediately.
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>>6547824
Hey, if you like your disgusting grey water, more power to you
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>>6547824
>I only drink what is essentially whitened water, I'm so healthy!
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>>6547826
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8u_lQrmHXRk
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>>6547774
>So sedentary that he can't even afford to have delicious fresh full cream milk
Go ride a bike or something
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>>6547829
>>6547774
>>6547805
>>6547824
>>6547748

>tfw you grew up drinking skim
>tfw 2% is better to cook with
>tfw "full-fat" milk makes you think of buttermilk
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>>6547839
We put our faith in BlasT Hardcheese
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I like ponies
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>>6547845
>>6547850

Man, I don't know what you guys' problem is. It's true, skim milk is horrible if you're a fatass.

Jeez guys, quit being so hostile.
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>>6547736
I DON'T KNOW.
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>not doing GOMAD + SS
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>>6547805
a true milkbro likes all milk
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>>6547869
Even the apple ones?
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>>6547869
What a coincidence. I also like ponies
Which one is your favorite one?
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>MLPG arguing over milk

Jeeze, of all things.

I thought you guys were more homogenized then that!
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Renne Quest is still up, for those interested!
>>6544652
Today's the day to help, if any.
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>>6547861
>not using whole milk for cooking
That is the only use whole milk has. Drinking it is disgusting.
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>having to choose between Applebloom, Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo

I just don't want to make any of the cry
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Babs has just pinned you to the ground and is preparing to fart on your face. What do you do?
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>>6547882
I agreement.
Though I prefer 2% over skim, and whole milk tastes vaguely vanilla to me.
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I've had a picture in my head all day.

DT kissing Rumble, who isn't entirely willing to go along with it.

>tfw trying to find references for this is harder than you thought it would be
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>>6547883
Especially the apple one

>>6547886
I don't have a favorite, I like them all. Am I a bad person?
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>>6547882
But skim milk isn't milk, that's like saying soy milk is milk

Only milk is milk.
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>milk discussion
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>>6547887
I WILL FUCKING CUT YOU
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>>6547865
Oh, Biff...
Oh, Hunk...
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>the season finally is gonig to take place in the Crystal Empire
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>>6547882
fuck off reu, you don't like chocolate ice cream so your opinion is invalid
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>>6547910
tickle her butt
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>>6547910
Give her a raspberry

On her cunt
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>>6547570
BOLT VANDERHUGE
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>>6547937
So what?
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>>6547910

I tell you what awful taste in fetishes you have and refuse to go along with it.
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>>6547910
Shit in hers
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>>6547938
I do like chocolate ice cream I love it I just think it's really overrated
is this PHN
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>>6547869
I like this yellow one the most out of all ponies
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>>6547910
Try to hide the fact that I am extremely aroused by this prospect.
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>>6547887
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>>6547910
How?
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>>6547945

the Crystal Empire is shit
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>>6547947
>Any fetish
>being tasteful
BWAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>6547910
lick her butthole

this stops the farts and scares away the attacker
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>>6547910
She's like the size of a dog and made of marshmallows

I just pick her up
Maybe give her a noggie and a cuddle
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>>6547979
Have you even been there?
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>>6547954
>hates Pinkie Pie
>hates chocolate icecream
>hates christmas
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>>6548001
Probably hates kittens too
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>>6547875
Skim milk tastes like shit and makes anything you put it in taste even worse. That's the problem.
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where is the new ep
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>>6547929
Soy milk sucks but almond milk is good.
I always drink it when I'm at my vegan friend's house.
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>>6547910
>>6547910

stop drop and roll, sweep the leg
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>>6548001
You wanna know what Reuniclus doesn't hate?
Hitler
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>>6547954
How are you on sherbets?
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>>6548015

I accept your fat lifestyle.
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>>6548026
We all don't hate Hitler though
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>>6548018
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xllT6-i52P8
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>>6548019
God Tier
ALMOND MILK

Pleb Tier
ALL OTHER MILKS
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>>6547881
I can't afford to bulk up from ottermode.
The exercising is fine, but I really don't like eating that much and I can't afford much food.
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>>6548049
>no pony milk
out
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>>6547929

>tfw you used to buy soy because lactose intolerant
>tfw roommate kept giving you shit about how Soy Milk was full of estrogen and it'd shrink your balls and make you grow tits
>tfw you found lactose-free milk, and lately regular milk hasn't been giving you many problems
>tfw he's on a diet now and only drinks soy
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>>6548001
I love christmas more than you
more than any of you
>>6548011
no don't even go there I love kittens so much it hurts
did you see that livestream of the kittens
hnnnnng
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>>6548026
She likes small penises too!
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>>6547921
Well nigga don't give up on it.
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>>6548064
All about the active cultures
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>>6548049
Didnt realise almods had tatas
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>>6548066
Hey Reuniclus what are you doing for Christmas?
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>>6548035
you mean like the fizzy powder stuff?
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>tfw Kane got unmasked
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>>6548128
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8478187/1/Just-the-Way-You-Are
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>>6548176
>sudden foal death syndrome
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>>6548176
>sudden sniffing death
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Would you strap a filly to your chest and carry them?
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>>6548153
>wrestling fanfiction
Every fucking time
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>>6547921

>DT invites Rumble to her place to "study"
>puts on just a touch of perfume and makeup
>locks the door once he's in her room
>spends the entire night trying to get close to him, brushing his knee/back/arm while he obliviously tries to go over their homework, totally missing the innuendo she throws out until she finally makes her move on him
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Would you teach ponoe how to play Crusader Kings 2?
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>>6548207
HAHAHA what the fuck?
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>>6548206
Only until Scoots could fly on her own
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>>6548206

>Sweetie Belle riding in a papoose
>she pretends she's flying, or riding in a spaceship, or on some giant mythical monster
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>>6548176
what would you do with an unconscious sweetie

i'd take her to my bed and use her as a pillow
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>>6548113
that's kind of /soc/, ask me on tumblr or something
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How about them ponies?
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>>6548245
MY HEART
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>>6548258
I would have smores
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>>6548262
at this moment I would rather have /soc/ than horsefucking general
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So what is this twilight alicorn drama all about? If they really do make her an alicorn, it will probably be for just for the season finale (or the movie)
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Would you use on pony
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>>6548262
Reu order the main 6 from best to worst
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Can I just say that even though there was quite a bit of this episode that I didn't like, the ending was really solid and gave me new respect for Rainbow Dash?
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>>6548296
>>>/soc/
There you go, friend.
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>>6548245

>Sweetie Belle rides on your chest
>Rarity smiles, remarking how sweet it is that you get along so well
>she yelps in surprise when you suddenly whisk her up for a ride
>soon she's laughing too
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>>6548262
Oh I meant like are you doing any Christmas pony pictures?

I mean I'm sure you're planning on having a fun time with family and/or friends, I was wondering in context with MLPG.
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>>6548326
That's for when they're dead, guy.
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>>6548326
>It rips out a strand of gooey marshmallow.
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>>6548352

Says you
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>>6548326
what would happen if you stuck that up your ass
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>>6548351
oh
yes I am drawing a thing for the christmas event thing
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>>6548332
me too, it showed she had the cunning to get her rival kicked out of the running without taking any of the blame for her own actions and also snag the position she wanted

rainbow dash is the best businesswoman
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>>6548332
what didn't you like. I would like to discuss.
no, really
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>>6548370
You'd have to go to a doctor to get it out.
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>>6548370
you loe it
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What was your favorite part from the comic?
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>>6548216

>"W-what are you doing?"
>"What does it look like? You've never kissed a girl before?"
>"N-no--"
>"Well, then let's fix that."
>"Please... get off...!"
>"Don't mind if I do~"
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>>6548394
lose* oops
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>>6548403
The part where it was confirmed to be cancelled.
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>>6548370
You'd be okay, but if you tried to pull it out it would take your colon and part of your intestines with it.
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>>6548403
Whic issue?

becuae I reallt like the cave troll
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>>6548403
the part where the spiders cocooned them
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>>6548424
Any issue
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pretty sure this bitch has legit aspergers
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>>6548425
>mfw it got in Rarity's hair
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>>6548422

That's only if you twist and allow it to grab. It'd probably just scratch the hell out of your shit and cause some very painful damage and probably a few infections.
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>>6548425
where can I find the whole thing?
anyone know?
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>>6548439
http://imgur.com/a/z8cIv
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>>6548434
Twilight is asparagus syndrome incarnate
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>>6548428
The cave toll. He's funyn AND a cut at manchildness
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>>6548449
thx
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>>6548326
/k/ what are you doing here?
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>>6548343
DON'T

I'M GETTING FEELINGS AND DAYDREAMS

rarity's dad invites you over to watch the big hoofball game

says you're like a son to him
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>>6548434
she looks very close to Dash

I guess you could say shes her worst enemy!
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GloomQuest in one hour.
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>>6548064
ya see kids, this is why we only drink coconut milk.
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>>6548407
I NEED AN ADULT
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>>6548332
I thought it was pretty cool. I can't believe she didn't do a sonic rainboom to save her friends though. I mean isn't she the only one who can pull it off?
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>>6548434
>you will never have Aspergers and still be this badass
>well, you got the first part down at least
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>>6548454
This. Lightning Dust is way too spunky and outgoing to be an Aspie.
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>>6548434

>legit Asperger's

She lacks empathy, but she's socially wayyyy beyond your typical aspie.

I think she's just a bitch, or maybe, MAYBE, a low-level sociopath.
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>>6548332
Wait, the episode got leaked?
Was it just SD version (the only one I've seen in my 2 seconds of searching) or was the HD version leaked as well?
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>>6548496
I'M AN ADULT
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>>6548049
yuck that's disgusting. Coconut milk atw.
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>>6548470

I could ask you the same thing
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>>6548332
I like her face when she realized she just gave up her life dream after leaving the office. Gave me feels.
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>>6548389
Spitfire's voice, for one. Not that it was a change of her attitude - I get that she can be a completely different pony when off-duty. But her voice really didn't have an authoritative edge to it. It sounded too childish, like a teenager pretending to be a grown woman.
And Pinkie Pie was way over the top during her moments.

>>6548503
Yeah, she's the only pony who ever pulled it off, but she doesn't HAVE to pull it off every time she's saving somebody's life. She had her strategy and saved them without using it, no big deal. And it was a nice throwback to the beginning of the episode.
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I got to see them go fast.

9/10 episode it was pretty okay.
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Ok

Assuming you had the money and the means, hoe many of you would actually have a pony?
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>>6548522
>"Why does nobody like me?"
>"Hoo! You're a sociopath!"
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>>6548457
>>6548424

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1q6NVYfkxeE
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0/10 season so far.

still no dorpy.
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>>6548326
someone please post the edit.
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>>6548552
>And Pinkie Pie was way over the top during her moments.

they should've made Pinkie's segments shorter
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>>6548557
real pony or sentient marshmallow?
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>>6548563
>FLUTERSHA
>AH PWETAH PONAY
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>>6548586
Agreed, Pinkie's parts fucked with the pacing.
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>>6548586
this.
That pinkie segment dragged on for too long.

Also that "saving her friends" thing needs to stop.
We can find better ways to resolve conflict than drop ponies out of the sky, merriweather.
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>>6548600
First the first, then the second
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>>6548568
Dorpy is a retarded faggot that has no business being on the show
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>>6548546
Why does that door have a handle?
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>>6548600
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>>6548576
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>>6548622
Because it's a door.
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Wait

did the episode leak?
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>>6548622
So pones can drool on the knob
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Can somebody please give me humanised Gilda references?
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>>6548618
you take that back, you big fuck!
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>>6548623
would you put them in your mouth?
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>>6548633
nah, we just came from the future to relive this awesome thread.
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>>6548646

>"You got good taste, dweeb."
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>>6548651
NO SCREW YOU AND YOUR PRECIOUS DORPY
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>>6548552
That's pretty much my thoughts on the episode, Pinkie was really annoying this time. Also, the ending was really rushed it felt like,
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>>6548633
n...no! wait for saturday morning l...like the rest of us!
;___;
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>>6548646
Why don't you just make your own concept?
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Which pone is a Dapper Dan man?
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>>6548677
Caramel
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>>6548677
Soarin'.
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>>6548638
>pony will never drool on your knob
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>>6548663
NO FUCK YOU AND YOUR PRECIOUS SOCIAL JUSTICE!
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>>6548677

The pegasus with black hair who was in the last episode.

The one who looks like this.
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i never thought Fluttershy would ever have a challenger for worst pone but Pinkie is seriously getting there
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>>6548677
My name is Dan!

But I'm not dapper
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>>6548700
This life... WHY WAS I BORN?
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>>6548616
>We can find better ways to resolve conflict than drop ponies out of the sky, merriweather.

She should find better ways of creating conflict than making assholes characters for the sake of being assholes
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Reminder that twilight will become an alicorn, the show is ruined
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>>6548720
you don't have to watch her episodes.
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>>6548628
10/10 edit
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>>6548712
FUCK THAT RETARDED SOCIAL JUSTICE SHIT, DORPY IS JUST A SHITTY POINTLESS CHARACTER
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>>6548733
This is the end.
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>>6548720
I'm pretty miffed about MW cynical writing again. It's like MMDW all over again, withPinkie assuming that Rainbow would just forget them
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>>6548700

>tfw you read "pony will never drool on your hand"

I had a baby buffalo do that once.
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>>6548733
Reminder that Twilight will be come a crystal. The show is ruined.
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>>6548700
>Chrysalis will never vomit acidic goo on your knob.
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>>6548629
But that's a door KNOB.
Normally the doors in Ponyville have handles, like this one.
A door KNOB can only be turned by a hand.
See where the problem is?
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>>6548560
Oh yeah, I remember that.
Literally obliterated my sides the first time I saw it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrK-FwELA7I
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>>6548733
Reminder that Twilight will still be Twilight, the show is ruined
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>>6548764
but there's a door knob right in the back there
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>>6548691

"I don't want FOP, dammit!"
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>>6548661
Got any full body pictures?
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>hating on Pinkie

But....she's my favorite. I don't think I could ever change
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>>6548806
Sorry, the data is pretty conclusive.
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>>6548449
>I will call dis one george
>of mice and men
>cave troll is actually retarded
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>>6548814

How long until Yamino
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>>6548802

Not a whole lot.
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>>6548764
There's a knob in that picture, and I'm fairly certain the library has a knob too.
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>>6548749
NO FUCK YOU SHE'S FUN AND CUTE AND GREAT AND SHE'S OURS AND I'LL LOVE HER FOREVER.
I like her for always
as long as i'm living
my pony she'll be;_;
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>>6548049

>Almond Milk

I hope you lose everything you hold dear. I hope your family abandons you, you lose your home and you have to give toothless blowjobs behind a Wal-Mart just to feed yourself, you disgusting piece of shit.

Yes, I mad.
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>>6548806
mah nigga
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>>6548813
Well fuck the data

I like Pinkie. Nothing could ever change that. Nothing ever

Ever

Ever
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>>6548806
this was a pretty bad episode for her
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>>6548814
He dies
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>>6548869
Not really.
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>>6548850
nice boots
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>>6548868
Sounds like you're not so sure of yourself.
Who are you trying to convince?
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>>6548854

>tfw you read those words and heard the tune your mother used to sing them to

F-fuck, man... don't do this to me...!
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>>6548889
THE WONDERBOLTS!
>>
Twilight = best waifu
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>>6548854
HEY YOU FUCK I respect that
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>>6548889
Pinkie

I sure hope she thinks I'm nice enough
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>>6548877
Oh man, I remember that we watched the live action movie back in High School. Manly tears.
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>>6548884

>she snagged them off of some schlub after she beat the shit out of him in a barfight
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>>6548899
That feel.
That fucking feel so hard, man.

I need a hug.
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>>6548878
yes really
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>>6548761
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>>6548915
To be honest Twilight was my first
>>
In 10 years, how will you look back on this part of your life?
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>>6548958
>implying I won't be dead of cirrhosis
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>>6548877
spike is adorable

i wish we had more spike episodes where he wasn't doing something stupid to fill space like eating ice cream
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>>6548958
Probably just have a chuckle of the good ole times
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>>6548958
it's not as significant for me as it is for some other people
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I used to take riding lessons as a kid and I hated horses, now I want to fuck one, funny how things work like that
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>>6548958
>Man, at least back then I had ponies. I guess I better ill myself
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>>6548979
And it would be nice if he stopped being a beta in his episodes.
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>>6548947
no
>>
>>6548958

Probably fondly back on it from whatever group of people I'm fucking around with.
>>
http://welcometodie.com/
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>>6549005
>wanting to fuck actual horses
Disgusting
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>>6548953
I'm calling my mom right now and telling her I love her.

You all should do the same
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>>6549011
Pinkie was worst horse this episode
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>>6549031
... I live with my mom
>>
We have a .cbr of the comic yet?
>>
MLPG

Assume I'm sloverlying drunk. Do you think cute pony would mind all that muhc if I hugged up on them? Even ifI tried to be nice and gentle?
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>>6549044
go give that fat bitch a big old hug.
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>>6549023
Bestiality is an advanced form of masturbation, nothing wrong with that. If I can choose between warm winking horse pussy and my hand, I'm taking the horse.
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>>6549055
Whats wrong with pdf?
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>>6549044
Even better, give her a hug
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When I paused this episode, I loled. Look at Thunder Cunt.
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>>6549065
you're very drunk, aren't you?
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>>6549066
>>6549075
But she's dead
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>>6549073
speaking of which, not him but is there a download link for a pdf of the comic somewhere?
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>>6549075
>>6549066
I will
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>>6549081
>>6549081
>being sober in a horse thread

fuck outta here
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>>6549031
...I'm working on it
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>>6549079
wut
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>>6549081
No I'm just making bad jokes for personal amussement, what do you thing
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>>6549069
ugh, horses are fucking gross, dirty and they small bad.
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>>6549119
I think I want to be drunk to, let me bust out the vodka bro
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>>6549129
Keep your pony clean, then
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crab ponies
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>tagging OC anthros as MLP
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=))
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>maregasms
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>>6549190
Now text her "Don't worry. Am safe" Then turn off your phone.
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>>6549199

unf
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>>6548531

...DIFFERENT one!
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>>6549173
>tagging fetish furries as diamond dogs
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>>6549253
That honestly kind of me made me wnat to throw up.
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Alright, here's your vaudeville CMC.
I'm sorry, I was up all night last night and all day today and I'm laying in a horrible position for drawing and my back hurts and I broke both my hands and I was being pepper-sprayed the whole time and Sweetie Belle kept bugging me for snuggles while I was trying to draw.
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>>6549286
go back to ponychan
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>>6549308
>Zibba Sweetie

God I love you
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>>6549253
jesus christ, that's a lot of cum

looks like it felt good though
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>>6549213
U is the second thing together
F is for friends and you
N is for anytime anywhere at all
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>>6549308
>dat blackface

hah, good show.
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>>6547567
>>
>>6549308
>Zebraface Sweetie
You are incredible
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>>6549339
>ufn
>not unf
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>>6549280

these?
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>>6549308
>that Sweetie
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>>6549339
>ufn
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>>6549253
Gunna have to ask for sauce on this one.
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>>6549357
YES THOSE
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I swear guys, this isn't my fetish.
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>>6549362
>>6549354
FCUK!
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>>6549353
If only I could draw as well as I could humor I'd be imperceptibly better.
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>>6549378
Going fast?
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>>6549308
Awesome man, good job.
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>>6549375
My Girlfriend's Pony
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>>6549378
Sun with sunglasses?
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>>6549308

Dassa good show, Missa' Corwin! You done REAL good.
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>>6549308
>Handicapped up the ass.
>Still comes out better than anything you have drawn.
Thanks, my ego needed punching.
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>>6549378
>that sun
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>watching movie with family
>the perfect opportunity for an amazing rape joke comes up
>i have to actually restrain myself from saying it

jesus christ what has the internet done to me
>>
which booty has the poniest tooty?
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>>6549446
>tumblr filename
>not naming it "light up the night"
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>>6549408
かのじょ の ポニモウト が こんな に かわいい わけ が ない!
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>>6549446

>actually finding rape jokes funny unironically
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>>6549452
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>>6549446
>Not making rape jokes around your family.
What are you guys, Amish?
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>>6549446

>if i post a pony then it's ok for me to talk about my personal life
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>>6549446
>movie theatre
>previews
>that hebrew demon movie comes up
>end of preview
>wring hands
>'yesss goyim... buy my movie...'
>all friends lose their sides to catastrophic sides decompression
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>>6549446
>rape jokes
>funny
they are literally all crap, though
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>>6549510
You know what is literally crap? Your mom
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>>6549486
me too.
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>>6549496
b-b-b-back dat flutterass up...
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>>6549510
Mel Brooks told good rape jokes.

So did George Carlin.

I think both knew a little more about comedy than you.
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>>6549480
>implying i didnt save that name for pt2
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>>6549357
U-unf
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>>6549532
>Implying everyone on earth is not equally qualified to judge the merit and quality of anything, regardless of their own ability.
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>>6549537
Good man.
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>>6549446
>Vinyl Scratch will never drop the bass in your face
>>
MLPG please help!

Every time I hug my pillow, it turns into Pinkie Pie. It's impossible for me to sleep anymore with her unending jabbering. What should I do?
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>>6549576
Get a better pillow
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>>6549446
>>6549537
I like how she's actually yellow in these.
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>>6549500
>if i respond to shitposting it doesnt count as shitposting
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>>6549576
Does she have a pet? You should kill it. In a weird way. And make sure she knows you did it.
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>>6549576
MAIL ME THE PILLOW. I'LL TRADE YOU.
Mine turns into FLUTTERSHY.
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>>6549594
Fuck off Nathan
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>>6549601
that's a bad trade right there
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>>6549576
Stick your dick in it.
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>>6549576
Make a fucking Jackie Chan pillow already.
>>
Does anyone have a link of someone throwing a rant about my little pony?
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>>6549562
This is why a lot of skilled classically trained musicians are not the best judges of music because they see everything from a theory/construction standpoint rather than from a standpoint of appreciation.

Granted, not ALL classically trained musicians do this, but it's still prevalent enough to where a point should be made to know when to channel that theory/analysis side versus when to just appreciate the music itself.
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>>6549637

>>>/mlp/
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>>6549648
No.
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>>6549594
DJ is actually yellow
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>>6549637
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UKLeq2qkDc
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Is FRIENDS anon here? I hope he's worked on his story and didn't forget that character request.
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>>6549703
She's white, Nathan.

Eat shit and die.
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>>6549703
That reminds me....
Is there a version of this updated to include characters from season three episodes?
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would you gently but constantly spank against a pony's back until they fall asleep on top of you?
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>>6549729
Just like rarity is also white?
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>>6549760

>spank

That's called patting anon.
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>>6549721
ARTFAGS ARE JOEY

CALLING IT.
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would you a pony's ponehole until they ponied?
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You are set upon by a swarm of mini-Rarities.
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>>6549777
Like Rarity isn't green.
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>>6549760
You can only spank a butt.
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>>6549788
I call it aggressive hugging, but I'm lazy and intoxicated

The question stands
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>>6549816
I would like to breathe in a cloud of microscopic Rarities.
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>>6549832
Anyone remember the Rarity Virus?
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>>6549816
Search for "Can of Raid".
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You people are insane
Seek help
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>>6549816
What are they going to do? Update my wardrobe?

In which case I would pay them for their time, cause I could probably use it
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>>6549816

I close my eyes and relax and let them do their thing.

I wake up fabulous.
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>>6548806
Aww widdle Pinkiefag getting mad people are hating on his favorite pony
>>
Why don't you like good poetry?
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>>6549730
>>6549730
>>6549730
>>6549730
>>6549730
>>6549730
>>6549730
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>>6549873
I need the source of this


now

I need another Carlito video
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>>6549873
I seek only the lukewarm body temp hug of a cut pony
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>>6549882
But... Fluttershy... I like you too!
And you're so sexy when you say mean things....
I just happen to prefer Pinkie. Can't we still be friends?
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>>6549885
there's no such thing
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>>6549729
wrong
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>>6549308
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQYudWpc2iU
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>>6549885

But I do

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVD-HsHoUNM
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>>6549909
sure okay
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>>6549730
Check kturtle on furaffinity
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>>6549908
Why would you cut a pony?
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>>6549847
>Anon will never contract the Rarity virus and undergo a painful & thorough transformation in body and mind from pathetic male human to fabulous mare.
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>>6549902
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnZ9G-xWQ6I
Not as good as carlito
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Could someone please help me? I've fallen in love with a fictional character, but they do not exist. What should I do?
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>>6549939
Oh god, that head sock.
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>>6549968
Your love makes her real, anon.
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>>6549968
read a terrible fanfic and get over it like I did.
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>>6549968
Well, you could go to a therapist, or you could do the more effective thing and kill yourself.
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>>6549939
Honestly my favorite pony is Pinkie now and forever

But I'd love on Fluttershy just as much
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>>6549968
Stop existing.
You'll have something in common with her.
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>>6549968
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>>6549730
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>>6549968
Kill yourself.
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>>6549968
do it
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>>6549976
She looks like Finn for a second there
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>>6549925
pretty boring and uninteresting video

>it gets posted to eqd
>50million views and the guy makes $10,000 off it

goddommot
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>>6550012
Thank you.
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would you actually fuck a horse?

like, a real one, not a cartoon
>>
keep posting , i'm only here for pics and some gifs
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>>6549917

GG draw Icepack using some zebra magic.


And before you cop out, think about it, this is your chance to be creative and think of some embarrassing quirk that functions as his shamanistic skill.
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>>6550002
Yeah, Fluttershy is a cutie patootie.
I'd love to get naked and cuddle all six of them nonsexually.
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>>6549968
Go to her, you idiot!
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>>6550008
what's wrong with escapism?
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>>6550046
I don't think so. But I did download 5GB of mare porn last week, so I don't even know anymore.
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>>6550046
ya, but only if i was able to do it alone with 100% chance of not getting caught
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>>6550046
absolutely, I'd prefer a pony over a full size mare, they're a lot tighter
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>>6549968
I suppose its better than falling in love with a real person and hoping she'll love you back, but you know she wont.
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>>6550046

No.

Real life ponies are MEAN.

And if you put any limb near their mouth, they'll bite you.
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>>6550001
>>6550006
>>6550013
>>6550019
>>6550070


should I MLPG?

I trust you guys. I will if you guys think its best. I just want to make her happy
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>>6550008
>>6550082

Reminds me of The Matrix and Cypher's desire to be plugged back in. The whole ignorance is bliss thing.
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>>6550136
Don't kill yourself, you moron.
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>>6550136
Yes. It's the only way.
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>>6550008
Shut up Marche, i know you are only doing this so you can feel superior to the cripple kid.
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>>6550151
>>6550150
Why are you giving me mixed messages?
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>>6550147
>Not asking to be plugged into Equestria
What a dumbass
>>
Open up your itunes, or your equivilant song player or whatever.

If available, What's your most played song, and your most played pony related song?
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>>6550147
I'm pretty sure, given the choice between the shitty real world and the matrix, any sane person would choose the matrix, unless you were The One or some shit.
Because otherwise, what the fuck are you going to do? Stop it with your band of insane people? Good luck with that.
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>>6549968
>>6550191
Why don't you just fap until your dick is sore? You'll send powerful lust waves through the aether and she'll know you love her.
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>>6550147
I dunno. Would you guys willingly go into an artificial Equestria? It would be real in all senses except your memory, which could be removed. Would you do it?
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>>6550225
This is true.
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>>6550212
>Mentioning iTunes
>In mlp/g/
IT CAN'T EVEN PLAY FLACS OR VORBIS
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>Skyla

>alicorn Twilight

one of these is going to happen at the season finale

which one do you prefer?
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>>6550225
But anon

I cant wank my heart. How will she know its REAL?
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>>6550212
Hello by Lionel Richie

And I have no pony songs on my iPod
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>>6550232
no, because I am not an autistic brony
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>>6550232
Is it permanent or am I free to switch in and out at will or at timed intervals?
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>>6550252
Death.
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>>6550248
/g/ pls
pls
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>>6550212
I don't have any pony songs in iTunes.
My most played song, out of almost fifteen thousand others, is Minnie's Yoo-Hoo from the Classic Disney soundtrack. Don't look at me.
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>>6550094
>5GB
damn, dude.
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>>6550212

Giddy Up, but only because I fell asleep listening to it at full volume on a loop.
Thankfully it ran out of battery before my parents came into my room that morning to wake me up.
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>>6550253
Lust waves travel on the love frequency. If you don't feel the love, you can't send the lust. She'll know.
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>>6550232
Well duh
Solipsism is the only truth
>>
I wonder how many bronies have actually committed suicide. i am sure it is a surprising amount since 90% of the my little pony fandom seems to be depressed.
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>>6550252
Alicorn Twilight, deffo.
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>>6550094
Hook a brotha' up?
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>>6550291
>parents walk into your room
>"GIDDY UP, SON."
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>>6550232
Of course. Reality is perception and vice versa.
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>>6547567
3!
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>>6547567
190
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>>6550273
Once you go in, you have no memory of the past
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>>6550094

Well shit, my entire pony porn folder is only ~500MB
My entire pony image collection though is around 15GB.
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>>6547567

4,326
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>>6550252
NO MORE PRINCESSES. Hasbro has all sorts of pony products that would sell just as good. They already have three+ princesses in their arsenal, why no release more versions of those?

We don't need seven more super heroes when we can release knight armor batman along with snow armor batman and jetpack batman. Or is the marketing department for boys that far ahead of the one for girls?
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>>6550333
A few questions:
Will I still be human, and will I still love Pinkie?
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How many pony friends do you have?
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>>6550252
Do you guys think e will ever see Skyla on the show? She seems pretty cute
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>>6550340
What do you do?
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>>6550212
last.fm says my most played song in the past week is OutKast - Roses. In the past month it's Utada Hikaru - Sakura Nagashi.

I don't have any pony songs in my collection at the moment.
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>>6550351
>Knight Armor Shining Armor
>Snow Armor Shining Armor
>Jetpack Princess Cadance with Shining Armor launchpad
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>>6550333

Neat, I'd love to forget my past.
Would I also lose all my fetishes and perversions gained over the years and be more or less "innocent"?
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN: BRONIES IN ACTION.
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>>6550373

I just post my art and related things
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>>6550401
I wish I had a 3d printer so i could charge idiots for figurines of stuff
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>>6550356
mlp is just a show i watch, i dont make it a huge part of my life
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>>6550357
>She seems pretty cute

She looks like something from G3
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>>6550176
you can't just run from your problems
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>>6550307
I just went to piratebay and typed in "mare"

I was rather surprised i didn't have to dig through the internet...
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>>6550333
So full on Solipsism?
Hell no.
I'd rather live in this world and assume that it's the real one than willingly strap myself into a fake world.
And I hope any and all iterations of me would do the same.

my captcha has a :3 in it...
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>>6550402
They're just having fun, bro. We've done shit like that in the past.
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>>6550383
>Arctic Ascent Shining Armor
>with real grappling action!
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>>6550402
I missed science education.
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>>6550426
There's an anon here who has access to one, but no one has ever taken him up on the offer.

>>6550383
I'd buy it, with my Toys R Us membership card.
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>>6550427
You're here
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I hat everyone and everything


Next pony posted I will love and hug and pretend to cuddle all night tonight
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>>6550463
Enjoy your wasted pone-free life.
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>>6550426

Just print them through Shapeways or some other online 3D printing service then sell them on eBay with a starting bid of $500. Then submit it to EqD.
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>>6550212
most played is Talking Heads - Born Under Punches

don't have any pony music, although I have a pony PMV of Shame on a Nigga saved
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>>6550468
like the sonic rainboom thing
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>>6550488
these two
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Pones
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>>6550377
>chocolate milk, so close and yet so far
But doesn't she have a super long tongue?

Can ponies not lap things up like dogs or cats?
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>>6550351

>They already have three+ princesses in their arsenal

Yes, but the problem is that Celestia is not pink and Luna doesn't sell because is also not pink and little girls are afraid of the night.

So they need more pink princesses
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>>6550488
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>>6550498

Someone surprised me with a Shapeways model of my OC once

Now i have my own little blindbag sized oc. It's pretty neat they can do that kinda stuff
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>>6550520
She's just messing around.
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>>6550473
Th-that's because we're not idiots!

Who wants a dumb custom figurine, anyways...
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>>6550402
Twilight should set a record for making a stallion go from 0 to orgasm the fastest.
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>>6550490
I'll try...
Better to be correct and miserable than ignorant and happy
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>>6550402

>expecting people to read that shit
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>>6550554
I disagree.
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>>6550552
She'd have to beat Rarity's records first.
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>>6550565

tl;dr
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>>6550463
but you wouldn't even know it was fake while in it

you could feel safe that everything's real & still get to be with ponies, best of both worlds
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>>6550536
Diamond Tiara's mom
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>>6550571
You must have a shitty life
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>>6550552
>>6550580
>Twilight and Rarity compete to see who can jerk off the most stallions the fastest
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>>6550511
Very well

They are both very nice ponies and princesses on top of that. I'm sure they woulnt mind it too much if I loved and hugged up on them
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>>6550602
I do.
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>>6550525
>All Kamen Riders must be red or they won't sell.
GDI, I'm colorblind, i don't even know what the big deal is.

Them princesses and riders can be green and minty green for all my eyes care.
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>>6550552
>>6550580
The female test for entering the Equestrian mage guild is who can pleasure the elder councile the fastest
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>>6550565
yeah, I only read things that long if they're green and preceeded by a greater-than symbol
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>>6550624
The male test is turning into a mare and then performing the female test
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>>6550625
Greater than rape.
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>>6550640
unf
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>>6548197
...
Fuck you.
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>>6550624
>>6550640
Perverted Equestrain mage guild is probably one of my favorite things we've come up with
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>>6550640
And what if they don't want to change back?
>>
/)
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>>6550684
You say that like they're allowed to.
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>>6550697
sent ;)
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>>6550673

If Twilight is Maka, Is Fluttershy Crona?
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>>6550624
>Rarity and Twilight are in the hall of fame for fastest admission time
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how do you people jack off to rape? is it arousing for you to cause the girl pain during sex?
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>>6550697
t(
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MLPG pleae help

I've hugged my pillow so much its too hot to handle. How can pony remedy this situation?
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>Touch pony
>Immediately freaked out by your callused fingers and how odd shaped your hands are compared to their perfect hooves
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Which secondary character is most tsundere for a primary character?

Hard mode: No Bon-Bon
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>>6550252

>Alicorn Princess Skyla
>Alicorn Princess Twilight

It's the same fucking thing - there's no choice at all here.

>>6550351

Comparing Marketing for boys and girls is like comparing prosthetic legs and arms;

One has space-age materials and engineering and is capable of getting athletes in the paralympics accused of cheating

The other is still stuck on primitive hinge-joints and hooks, the only other choice being cosmetic hands that don't actually do anything.

Sure, there's a few LUKE Hands and neural-implant researchers among them, but they're largely ignored because what they're doing, while much more ahead of the times, isn't profitable enough to constitute funding it or trying to change the system.

It's the same thing with Marketing. They're not going to change how they market to girls, because there isn't enough money in pulling themselves out of the 50s to constitute doing it - so they're going to ignore how children's tastes have changed with the times.
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>>6550724
>equating rape with pain
Your new is showing.
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Does Braeburned have a Steam profile?
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>>6550724
>He doesn't know consensual sex can hurt just as much as rape

I mean unless of course you're tugging on hair and shit.
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>>6550741
Your Deaf is showing.
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>>6550731
trixie for twilight, duh
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>>6550731
Rover for Rarity
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>>6550724
Rape drawings have actual emotions drawn into their faces. Non-rape porn is generally littered with dull expressions with the mouth hanging open.
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>>6550759
> inb4 a shower of Twix
Should have seen that coming.
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>>6550713
And do the potential mages know the sacrifice they have to make?
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>>6550724
>implying rape is painful
>implying it isn't far hotter when the girl enjoys it
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>>6550713
Only the Elder council is allowed to be male.
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>>6550753
Oh Chinman you were so funy

We still have no drawing of that filly from Heat and hooves day as chinman
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>>6550729
But, anon, my hands are soft as silk. Why? Because i take care of them.
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>>6550724
It's about humiliation, not pain
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>>6550789
>enjoying being raped

That's not rape
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>>6550724
It's less about pain than control.

>>6550758
>implying I don't know rape is painful
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>>6550801
... How? I mean, what lotion, mang?
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>rope
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>>6550724

Rape is painful as fuck.

But for some reason, but arousal comes in the form of being the taker of it.

sigh
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>its ok, girls enjoy being raped!

mlpg logic
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>>6550751

No, I dont.

People ask this a lot.

Is someone posing as me?
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>>6550759
Mah nigga.
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>>6550784
Probably not till they finish the test.
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>>6550784
Of course, it would be cruel to force someone to give up their gender.

Of course, they won't get their magic licence but we can't just let every tom dick and harry do magic, now can we?
There needs to be some regulation on this possibly dangerous ability
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>>6550729
Would they really feel that way? Even if I was gentle and starched there mane until they ere sleepy?
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>>6550770

Thats...actually pretty understandable
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>>6550815
>Women actually love sex MORE then men
>They just say it hurts so they can get money when they get pregnant.
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>>6550840
If you do it to them enough they will.
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>>6550759
>>6550848
They are nice shades of baby blue and grape.
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>>6550840
They do
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>>6550852
I ask because, if I was a unicorn in Equestria, I'd jump at the chance to become the Slutty Mare.
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>>6550842

Nope, I just had an extra game pack I wanted to shove off on somebody.
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Any good fapfics involving submitting to Chrysalis?
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>>6550840
Well there was this bunch of studies that showed that the most common female fantasy was rape...
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>>6550883

Oh

Well thanks for the consideration i suppose!
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>>6550840
that's just normal logic
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>>6550840
Protip: one of the worst parts of rape is the fact that women feel betrayed by their own bodies to feel good.
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Does pone enjoy being raped?
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>>6550887
What's the most common male fantasy?
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>>6550914
Pony
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>>6550894

You're welcome!
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>>6550914
I don't know
But the most common straight male fetish is futa
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>>6550909
Rape in the pony world is just hugging.

So yes.
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Just started on the last season of star trek voyager. The show has been enjoyable.
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>>6550914
Rape with an added impregnation that you don't actually have to deal with.
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>>6550931
nigga what
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>>6550906
I dated not one but two victims of rape. I mean they were alright people, but the fact they just blanked out every time we had sex, but she kept forcing it, uh

That shit was shit
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>>6550931
Seriously?
That's fucked up...
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>>6550717
Yes. And Black Star is RD, Rarity is Kid, Pinkie is Patty, and Applejack is... Sid.
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>>6550931
>But the most common straight male fetish is futa

lies
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Is it really so wrong to think of nothing all day at work then to snuggle a cartoon pony gently buy firmly in bed?
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Rape is a really terrible thing to go through

If there's even a shred of ashamed pleasure that shows through all the pain from it, that will cause more pain than the experience itself. It's really hard to live a normal life after it.
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>>6550931
Wrong. So very wrong.
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>>6550939
A few guys made this huge ass anonymous study with a shit load of people. Like millions
And the most common straight male fetish was futa. They even wrote a book
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>>6550944
Not even a little.
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>>6550848
>>6550759
Man I fucking love Twixie, too bad it was looked down upon in the mlpg for the longest time.
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>>6550959
Indeed
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>>6550933
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>>6550816
>implying that the pain part doesn't get you off
You've discussed breaking/dislocating limbs if one of your victims tried to get away.
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>rape
>rope
>pope
>dope
>rap
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>>6550914

Smelly feet being rubbed in your face

proooobably
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>>6550955
Yes it is.
You used 'then' when you should have used 'than'
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Merry Christmas, MLPG.
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>>6550931
Wrong, the most common fetish is impregnation.
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Has the whole MLP thing affected you in some way?

In my case, it made recover my interest on cartoons.

Also if it wasn't for MLP, i wouldn't be into futa, anthro and bestiality.
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i am a girl and i would love to be raped. well technically i am not a girl but i identify as one.
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>>6550976
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyWw8ry-yiQ
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>>6550819
Unless you work with lots of chemicals or blue collar where you have to use your hands a lot, most any hydrating cream applied daily should be enough to keep the skin smooth.

The other part is proper nail care and hygiene.
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So which pony would you like for Christmas?
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>>6551003
I'm glad I wasn't the only to think of that.
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>>6550988
Someone please

shoot me
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>>6550914

Sticking our dick in things.
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>>6551000
MLP has made me realize that everyone that has an animation industry success story is white.
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>>6550914
>>6550931
Rape is probably the most common fetish in the world for either gender. Not kidding.
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>>6550997
I don't care how common it is, that's my fetish!
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>>6551000
>Futa
I remember when I considered Futa to be extreme.
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What's the fastest way to short-circuit a panicky pony's panic?
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>>6550980
No, I've discussed what I would do if I accidentally broke a limb. Never dislocations, past a JoJo reference when somebody pointed out how stretchy Sweetie Belle can be.
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>>6550959
That's why you should always kill your rape victims. It's merciful.
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>>6551026
>Has never heard of Japan.
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>>6551026
Nigga, please.
Everyone with a success story is white.
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>>6551000
It has refined my ability to hide my power level. Now not even my own family knows I like anything specific. They know I have interests, they just don't know what.
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>>6551038

>rape
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>>6550997
i dont believe this for a second
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>>6551002
pls
wait what the fuck is going on in that pic
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>>6551010
Twist
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>>6551066

TWIST
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>>6551058
Editting out OR-OC
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>>6551040
Suuuure, play it off as accidental. God you're a twisted piece of shit. When are you going to kill yourself?
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>>6550990
Who desnt love the snow?
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>>6551058
It's clearly Bon-Bon hugging the monolith
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>>6551071

TWIST?!
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>>6551026
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>>6551073
>PANCAKES, PANCAKES, ALL YOU TALK ABOUT IS PANCAKES
>>
>tfw none of your fetishes can be called the "most common" anything.
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>>6551030
I don't get it, I'm a straight dude and yet the concept of rape kinda disgusts me.

Wouldn't facesitting or something be more common for males?
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>>6550724
>how do you people jack off to rape? is it arousing for you to cause the girl pain during sex?
and suddenly I remember the context for this
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>>6551098
At minimum, one of them is the most common fetish you have.
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>>6551002
i fuck the music i make it cum
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>>6551096
I FUCKING LOVE PANCAKES
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>>6551038
You hug them, of course. You hug them, and don't let go until they calm down.
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>>6551010
Pinkie Pie

Just to wake up and find her under the tree, no so discreet tied up in a bow just for me. It ould be te best Christmas ever
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>>6551103
>no AJ hat

the fuck is this?
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>>6551002
I could identify as an astronaut. Doesn't mean I get to go to the moon.
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>>6551103
So you're going to finish it now?
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>>6551117
Wise words from a Serial Cuddler
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>>6550990
This one always gets me.
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>>6551109
Nope, because the most common ones are tied up in terms of commonness. Therefore none of them are my most common since they're no more common than some others of mine.
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>>6551116
Shut up Rocky. We're not turning on the stove this late at night.
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>>6551000
Before MLP I got my entertainment from purely weeaboo sources. Interacting with the show's fans convinced me to watch shows like Adventure Time and Gravity Falls and also to read Homestuck.
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>>6551136
Why don't you finish it yourself? Its not like Glitter's style is complicated to reproduce or anything.
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>>6550974
I get the dynamic, but I can understand why people are tired of it.

I'd like to see what they do with her in a later episode.
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>>6551103
Pain? Nah. To just dominate that shit and take it regardless of if she wants it or not?

There have been times I've had a girlfriend who wasn't really into it right up until I made her KNOW how much I loved fucking her, viscerally.

I still prefer consensual sex though
>>
pony should non-consensually pony pony
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Man, Spike's tough to draw

especially his dick
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>>6551000
I got into art.
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>>6551103
c'mon mang. finish it.
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>>6551165
>pony should pony-consensually pony pony
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>>6551141
You and me too. Do you hear it in his voice? Every time.
Here, have a merrier Christmas.
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>>6551132
but those things are fuckin' disgusting
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>>6551002
>well technically i am not a girl but i identify as one.
Wow, check your privilege. If you identify as a girl you are one.
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>>6551159
>Anyone on MLPG.
>Ever dominating anyone.
PFFFFT.
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I hate drawing ponies. I prefer to draw other stuff. But I like ponies and I like it here and I feel like I should draw them for you all. But they are like my least favorite thing to draw.
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>>6551136
>So you're going to finish it now?
no, partially because I remember the context

I mean it was just a big visual lecture on how play-rape is not the same as actual rape and rape fantasy is its own separate thing and blah blah blah
real soapboxy garbage
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>>6551189
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
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>>6551159

Hell, I've told partners of mine I want them to rape me. To just, out of no where, take it from me. And they did.
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>>6551197

I'd be dominating as hell if I weren't 5'7.

I'm still pretty dominating if you give me a chance to speak before judging.
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>>6551201
I hate when I draw some none pony thing way better, but the half hour pony doodle I do gets more attention.
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>>6551216
You should sue them, just for shits & giggles.
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>>6551155
Gotta admit the last Trixie episode poured on some Twilight/Trixie shipping fuel.

http://youtu.be/2OJ_xo2oTEY?t=20m40s
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>>6551002

I identify as a nigger but they still won't give me scholarships or hire me under affirmative action laws.
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>>6551230

You've really gotta trust someone to do that stuff in the first place
>>
where do you guys download the newest adventure time? or do i have to go dig through the general there.
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Hey deaf, do you still think that if you break someone's wrist during rape, that knocking them unconscious and putting a splint on by yourself is the best way to deal with it?
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>>6551216
Well if you want it, isn't it just really rough sex?
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>>6551194
okay that's the single most incorrect thing I've ever heard.
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You awaken to find ponies in your stockings.
What do you do?
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What if Diamond Tiara is the big bad of the series and the CMC are actually the main characters?
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>>6551242

identify as dead please
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>>6551226
It seems as though my nonpony stuff is getting more attention these days.
Although the difference is a matter of like 10 notes.
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Hey guys, Wanna watch some Holiday Movies?
livestream.com/mtdoodledump?t=605764
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>>6551242
>>6551002
Can i identify as white and north american?
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>>6551216
I once dated a feminist studies major who got really uncomfortable about how much she enjoyed play-rape in the bedroom. I told her that her sexual kinks don't have to influence her that way but she had a really hard time reconciling it, and she felt like it affected our relationship dynamic.

The only way she eventually got over it was by roleplaying in the bedroom, because then the whole issue was put onto proxy characters.
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>>6551258
Pour them out on my king-size bed, strip off all my clothes, dive in, and cuddle nonsexually.
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>>6551246
Just CTRL + F mediafire in their general. It's potatoes something.
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>>6551258
keep rarity and pinkie while throwing the rest in the garbage
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>>6551255
Depends if we're talking about rape as a concept or as defined legally
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>>6551276
Only if I can identify as a neckbeard
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>>6551132

I love you more if you guys didn't constantly remind me to wait 30~ minutes to eat you by burning my tongue to shit.
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>>6549885

Old yew which graspeth at the stones,
that name the underlying dead,
thy fibers net the dreamless head
, thy roots are wrapt about the bones
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>>6551258
sleuth diplomacy
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>>6551275
>tfw I'm a scrooge this year
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>>6551275
>0r0chi is there

s-sorry
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>>6551278
Yeah, you can be into some pretty vile stuff and have it not become a real life goal or something.

Though, man, it's rare finding a woman under 30 who actually wants sex instead of just thinking she needs to put out or it's just expected.
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>>6551276
No, north americans are generally considered red.
Well, you can but you'd be wrong
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>>6551201
i want to see your pone art. show me show me.
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>>6551275
Ban 0r0, then maybe.
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>>6551291
>Throwing them in the garbage.
>Not selling them as sex-slaves to millionaire bronies.
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>>6551275

Ban 0r0 please
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>>6551213
Oh come ooooooooooooon
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>>6551329
You know me.
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>>6551278
>I can't deal with liking being raped
>so I'll pretend someone else is being raped and hating it
fucking feminists...
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>>6551324
No, NATIVE americans aren't the same thing anymore.
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>>6551278

That's pretty interesting. I think it's really common in bedroom scenarios for people to want to be dominated on some level. For some people, it just means they bottom, but for others the scale tips a little more. Bondage is an incredibly common fetish, and on that same "domination" fetish plane. And rape play is just a little further into that kink
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>>6551334
>millionaire bronies.
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>>6551235
That was one reason I didn't want Trixie coming back.
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>>6551258
Lament that I won't be able to support all of them.
Then enjoy their company for the time we have together before finding them proper homes where they can have what they need.
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>>6551360

>gaben
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>>6551258
>blue celestia
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>>6551334
>Millionaire bronies
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>>6551275
I would, but I'mma Hobbitting at midnight. I'll let you know if HFR is shit or decent.

Taking Twin Towers to read in line. 3/4 of the way through.
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>>6551360
They still pay thousands for merch, even if they live in a box.
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>>6551334
are sex plushies still a thing in the brony community?
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>>6551353
Sorry, North American colonists are not a people.
North Americans, in the context of a people, are native north americans.
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>>6551388
I don't know if any more were made besides Hoppip's.
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>>6551363
Take heart; it will never be canon. It was just weird to see something that didn't need a fine-toothed comb to wonder if there was romantic tension.
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>>6550986
>tfw I have a fuckhuge list of kinks but feet never did anything for me
I'm not going to ask what the appeal is, but I can't help but find the whole thing ugly and unattractive.
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>>6551349
>I can't deal with liking being raped
>so I'll pretend someone else is being raped and hating it
No, it was more that she didn't want it to affect our relationship's power dynamic. She wanted to be submissive in the bedroom, without being submissive in our day to day interactions. That's why it was easier to mess with a fictional relationship, whose dynamics didn't matter.
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>>6551397
Goddomot. Then, i'm gonna identify as Irish and white.
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>>6551403
I don't have a foot fetish, but I wouldn't mind licking a girl's feet if they were very clean.
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>>6551340
>>6551330
>>6551314
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>>6551132

>Ponies have an equivalent food to Totino's Pizza rolls

Which pony likes them the most?

Which one would never, ever admit it?
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>>6551414
Ok, less selfish bitch then.
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>>6551397
Ohioans are a people. Californians are a people. Heck, each state is technically a country, federated in a union. You should hear the governors talking about being the commander in chief of their National Guard, and the treaties they make with Mexico and such.
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>>6551235
I actually want Trixie to replace Twilight for an episode, just to see her go through one of Twilight's day. Have her go about doing Community Service in her own way and interacting more with the backgrounders that she may have trounced.
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>tfw
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>>6551446
Well, I want to fuck Sweetie Belle, but it's not gonna happen.
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>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPJQbB2o8Es
>Most popular porn search for males are shemale
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>>6551432
Probably Dash.

The one who'd hide it the most fervently is Applejack. She will never admit she doesn't eat good honest home-cooked food, good for the soul, fresh from the Earth. Eating packaged crap cheaper than her own apples makes her feel conflicted.
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>>6551455
get on my level
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>>6551415
>tfw you want to identify as Swedish but look more like a turk
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>>6551471
>believing everything humans tell you
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>>6551455
>1 hr
>61%
>mfw I did this on purpose to remind myself to leave for the movie by now
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i havnt been following the furry or pony fandom lately. when is the most recent thing 0r0 did to anger everyone?
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>>6551275
>0r0

no thanks.
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>>6551483

I'm at that level already

it is a shitty boat, this one
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>>6551503
yeah, although soon I'm going to get a new one because macbook batteries are cheap as fuck on ebay
>>
ALL PONES ARE SLUTS
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>>6551519
I'm not even going to say it.
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>>6551497
Nothing specific; he just comes across as being a very annoying and unlikable person to many here.
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Cute Quest Super Mega Final Session scheduled for tomorrow night since we don't want to rush any end game feels.

Thanks to everyone who has participated so far. I hope it's been enjoyable to this point.

I will see you tomorrow when you determine the fate of our little beige pegasi's child crush interests

G'night everyone, have a pleasant evening/morning!
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I would play a Pegasus racing game if you could go really fucking fast.
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>>6551535
> not being into Macs
That's okay I guess
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>>6551421
>Hate feet and pegging
>Love femdom
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>>6551547
Wow, you have no porn.
>>
Hey guys, what if Maryke (Gilda/Spitfire) quit because she hated the R34 of her characters?
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>shezow premiers this weekend

better than pony
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what was the name of the pegasus mare that got teamed up with Roid Rage
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>>6551558
Then she would never willingly have a job as a VA again.
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>>6551547
There's nothing with like forced oral or nonconsensual vaginal penetration or forceable impregnation / money slavery?

Really?
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>>6551535
it's old, I don't give a shit about video games because they are incredibly boring, it runs ableton live, and i can run all of my linux software on it

macs aren't practical for everyone but for my purposes it works really well
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>>6551539
Night, Aspirant. Hope I get there on time tomorrow.
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>>6551578
What the heck is money slavery?
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Have I finally run out of Spike Ships
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>>6551471
According to your link, the most popular was large cocks.
You're an idiot
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>>6551589
Spike x Cadance.
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>>6551455
where is my new battery technology
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>>6551493
>they analyzed a billion web searches, half a million search histories, a million erotic stories, a million erotic movies, the million most popular websites and much more

I don't know bro. It's a pretty big study
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>>6551589
Nope.

SpikexPhoenix he hatched.
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>>6551589

Spike x Shining

bros
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Have you checked your scored yet?
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>>6551589
Spike and Scoots. You haven't done that.
Or him and the owl.
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>>6551609
Hello Andrew Nilles.
Any reason you prefer the Albanese army men?
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>>6551589
pssst. do more gilda x spike. i kinda like that one.
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>>6551615
>liking this day aria gives you points
That is a gay list
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>>6551615
>Depry

whoever made that is projecting
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>>6551609
woah wrong capture.png
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>>6550751

Well poop, I can't think of anyone to give this game away to.
Suggestions? Maybe an MLPG artist?
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>>6551615
I only scored 5 points

this is gay
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>>6551615
>tfw you have 60 points
>tfw it's just because of your favorite pony
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>>6551615
>20

Also what's wrong with liking music from the show?
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>>6551581
>I don't give a shit about video games because they are incredibly boring
>not using your computer for video games

YOU AREN'T EVEN USING YOUR COMPUTER RIGHT YOU FAGGOT
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>>6551615

Does assburgers count as autism?
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>>6551615
>score went up to 145 only because of my OC

This shit is broken.
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>>6551589
Spike and Trixie.
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>>6551631
>MLPG calling you by your full name
Few will ever know this horror
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>>6551615
oh i'm pretty co-
>circlejerks
>has an OC

whelp
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>>6551615
>15

I don't even care.
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>>6551539
>we are going to make 2 fillies feel sad tomorrow

I don't think I can handle it.

Littleapple end pls
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>>6551615

>annoymous
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>>6551588
It basically means grifting / denigrating a man unless he's giving a lot of dosh.

For some reason Asian girls are really popular for it
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>>6551689
shut the fuck up, brony autist
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>>6551615
>95
>Mostly due to shipping
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>>6551691
I think I found your Facebook.
Autism Awareness, eh?
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>>6551615
60 + 10 = 70
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>>6551714
Make me.
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>>6551615
5 points + whatever amount for Scootaloo being favorite pony.
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>>6551712
It's a funny way to spell Yamino
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>>6551704
Come join us in Pretty Mare quest and go back in time if you don't win.
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>>6551704
One. We're doing our best to set up scoots with Byrnn, remember?
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>>6551615
THREE HUNDRED AND SIXTY
FUCK YOU ALL, I DON'T GIVE A SHIT. I LOVE PONIES SO MUCH.
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>>6551615
I would like to know the limits of what constitutes a neckbeard, like, how far down the neck must it extend before it can be considered a neckbeard?
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>>6551615
>tripcode
>this day aria
>goes on /mlp/
Can't exactly help that last one. 25. I am normal
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>>6551775
M-M-M-MEGA AUTIST
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>>6551821
If you have to ask...
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>>6551615
>liking the show doesn't give you inherent autism points

2/10 shit list
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>>6551615
personally I think writing fanfiction should score lower than reading fanfiction
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>>6551825
>liking brony music

LOL
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>>6551775
HONESTLY MAN I DON'T CARE, I JUST CRACK UP WHENEVER SOMEONE GETS A SCORE IN THE HUNDREDS
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>>6549700
But it's true, it's important to separate the side of you which analyzes music technically from the side of you which just appreciates it.

I say this as a student of music theory myself, I have to keep the two separate to be able to fully enjoy music.
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>>6551723
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>>6551843
>This Day Aria
>Brony music
What the fuck are you high on?
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>>6551767
Alright I'll look into that one. How many sessions does it have?

>>6551770
I know, but I still feel bad about it. At least Brynn is a bro about it.
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>>6551605
>Spike x Cadance.
not the first request for these two I've gotten

but how would that even work
I mean is Shining okay with it
Is this pre-Shining
Is it behind his back
why
what's the deal
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>>6551615

Shit, If I did this accurately?

540
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>>6551861
BEHIND HIS BACK
BEHIND HIS BACK
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>>6551879
M-M-M-MEGA BRONY
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>>6551850
But music that is not complex from a technical standpoint is objectively inferior to music that is.
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>>6551887
Objectivity does not exist.
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>>6551879
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>>6551887
>music
>objective
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>>6551850
>What is objectivity.
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I just remembered why I don't watch a lot of Rankin-Bass movies.

Most of them haven't aged well - which is rather sad, because the designs can actually be quite nice, and anyone willing to make a movie with stop-motion deserves a pat on the back just for their patience.
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>>6551879

The killers were "conventions" and "has an OC"
and "circlejerks"

Maybe circlejerks doesnt apply to me though. And hell, I just go to cons for profits mostly
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>>6551861
I would think is was before Twilight went to Ponyville
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>>6551904
that depends
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>>6551904
You tell me, you seem to be the one that thinks it applies to music.
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>>6551858
2.
http://mlpg.co/q/res/243226.html

We're a slightly chubby pegasus pony that has just gotten a part time job at city hall and a swanky blue scarf.

Our next step is to take over the world.
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>>6551879
HAHAHA. Oh god I need some water.
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>>6551615
It's a good thing Derpy isn't on this list or I might be in trouble

I wonder who 'Depry' is, though...
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>>6551899
>>6551894
>This is what /mu/ believes
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>>6551930
No, that's the opposite of what /mu/ believes.
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>>6551930
Because it's true.

The moment music becomes objective is the moment music as an art form dies.
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>>6551713
>popular for it
>implying that's not how Asians live
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How the fuck do you enable "adult" content on Fimfiction?
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>>6551615

756
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>>6551946
All art can be objectively analyzed by it's structure. It's the reason why a kid mashing a xylophone or drawing a smily face isn't considered high art, no matter how much their parents like it.
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>>6551615
10 points, I win
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>Find co-worker reading package numbers on blindbags a few days ago.
>Ask him if he found the ones he wanted.
>It takes him a second to realize what I just asked him, and without breaking stride says he sorta did.
>We bullshit about how many version of the bags there are.
>He mentions he is a few episodes behind, downloads them.

I wanted to tell the poor bastard he was missing the good shit so far but hey.
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>>6551767
>>6551921
When the fuck is the next session of that
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>>6551968

DAMN

You've bested me
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>>6551961
1. Login/register account.
2. Hover over your name and check the "view mature" box in the drop down menu.
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>>6551956
Hey hey hey hey...
Don't diss on communism.
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>>6551973
It's impossible to get only 10. /mlp/ is worth 5 points and there aren't any others than are worth 5 points.
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>>6551987
>Have to make an account
Well, fuck that shit. But thanks for telling me.
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Alright MLPG, I just watched the episode and I liked Spitfires new VA
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>>6551615
I liked This Day Aria and I own blindbag ponies, so I'm a pretty cool guy
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>>6552002
>Wants to read pony porn.
>Afraid of making a Fimfiction account.
Come on, man.
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>>6551970
>All art can be objectively analyzed by it's structure.
Yeah, the structure can be determined. You can figure out exactly how the song WORKS through application of theory knowledge.
But the "quality" is not objective at all.
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What if your favorite pone found out you have a submissive streak?
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>>6552005
Is there a gif of cute excited Dash yet?
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>>6552002
I dont think you actually have to. I don't have an account and I can see Mature Content just finr.
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>>6551961
I miss the clopsort. Shit was optimal.
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>>6551975

>working with a guy I've never met before
>he plays music on his phone
>in between endless loops of "Cut Me Off" that almost make me want to stove in his skull with the metal armature I'm wrapping with christmas lights, I hear TLT's remix of EGB's Discord song.
>set my own phone to play Diamond Dogs to see if he notices
>he doesn't
>later notice RD's cutiemark on his sun glasses
>kind of glad he didn't notice now

That's MY close encounter story.
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>>6552028
I'm a perfect switch. Either way, I think she'd be happy.
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>>6552028
I like doling it out as much as I like receiving it so we could just have some great fun with that.t
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>>6552028
>Twilight
she'd probably still insist on having a turn with the collar sometimes
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>>6551987
when did they change that?

I don't go there anymore.
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MLPG, pick one: Marshmallowsong or Littleapple.
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>>6552026
Yes, yes it is. You are pretty much saying that the quality of a book can't objectively be determined by it's prose.

You're talking about subjective enjoyment od the music.
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>>6552026
Depends on if you want to argue semantics.
There are ways to analyse the merit of music.
This is objective.
Deal with it
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>>6551615
>1 point away from normal
I'm sorry to have failed you
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>>6552028
>Pinkie.
She sits on my head and orders me around town all day while I carry her up there.
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>>6551999
I don't go to /mlp/, I always boop here from the sub
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>>6552086
Hmmm... I wonder if this counts. I never ever visit /mlp/'s front page.
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>>6552061
Marshmallowsong.
>implying there's an alternative
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>>6552086
>>6552100
I would say this is just a loophole.
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>>6552086
You can't just waste your life away booping all the time, anon
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>>6552028
>twilight
I think there would be a mix of awkwardness and having WAY too much fun exploiting it.
>smasks the back of your legs with nearest object via magic, bringing you to all fours
>chides you for some invented misstep
>as soon as she's out of your view she's grinning like an idiot and barely suppressing a giggle fit
>"... enjoying yourself?"
>"Yes. Yes I am."
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>>6552046
>Japanese class
>See one kinda okay dude drawin pony
>Almost want to talk to him
>Don't
>As the semester goes by he gets progressively more brony
>Shows up to class with a celestia tat
>Then a modded AC hoodie to look like celestia
>mfw I almost tried to make friends with him
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>>6552061
Sweepinbell.
The cutest creature in the history of fiction.
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>>6552086
does going through the catalog count?
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>>6552086
>not teleporting here with the beacon

I just press A, down, enter
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>>6552100
There's quite a bit of piss, as they say. But you can occasionally find some decent threads out there. Or you can hope they start another one in /tg/.
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>>6552043
Why did it die?
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>>6552061
for what dark purpose?
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>>6551615
>65
I think I may have fucked up something...
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>>6552119

You couldve saved him
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>>6552086
>coming from the sub
>not using /go
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>>6552130
an error occurred and apparently the admin hasn't checked in in a long time. nothing can get posted now. We need to see if we can get in touch with fairyslayer (original admin) again and fire that shit up.
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>>6552138
This is too cute for words.
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>>6552129
Still a lot of haters in /tg/, though. Unfortunately.
/tg/ is best board
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>>6552111
If it is a loophole then I go down to 10
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>>6552070
>>6552066
Alright, but let's take something like the song I'm listening to right now. It's actually by an artist you might recognize, actually:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioN1iQ8KDg4

lt would be very hard for me to argue this as objectively "good". It's largely just noise. But, I enjoy it on a certain emotional, subjective level. But not in the same way I would enjoy other music I like.

Music is simply too broad and able to be enjoyed on too many different levels that to make an objective system to grade the merit or quality of a piece of music is to deprive it of all it's soul.
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>>6552086

MLPG is a part of /mlp/
Deal with it.
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>>6552158
You're fucking with me.
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>>6552115
Does she seem like the kind that would be into orgasm denial? Maybe pegging?

Or would she fall back on partial mind control?
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>>6552138
that caterpillar was probably as scared as a catapillars brain can comprehend. There's a collosus putting a hat on his head, and proceeded to light a fire
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nigga i like skim milk fuck you
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>You are taking a bath and favorite pony hops in
Wat do?
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>>6552138
shit for a second I thought he nailed the caterpillar on a board
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>>6552177
I refuse. I've got MLPG in one tab and /co/ in another, just like always.
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>>6552177
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>>6552178
Never been on /tg/?
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>>6552138
Thank you, I needed some vitamin whimsy.
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>>6552190
Scrub her back and wings, of course.
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>>6552190
Scrub her clean
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>>6552190
Scrub her butt. Give it a kiss when it's nice and clean.
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>>6552190
>twilight
She's in here for a reason, she doesn't have the chutzpah to do it of her own volition.
What the hell does she want?
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>>6552190
>taking baths
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>>6551615
5, good to know
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>>6552138

That's not a caterpillar.
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>>6552190
Flip her over and rail her until her muffled cries are literally being drowned out by the bubbles
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>>6552061
Tiny wing
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>>6552204
You weren't fucking with me!

I WOULD that lady cat, if she doesn't have taxoplasmosis.
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>>6552204
I want to go to /tg/, but I have no current interests in anything that the board is about
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>>6552138
Do I need a dark purpose?
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>>6552190
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fjwYSMCu5I
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>>6552181
Caterpillars do not have brains. Like most arthropods their nervous system does not develop beyond simple ganglion. Thus, the caterpillar is in fact, fearless.
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>>6552207
>>6552208
>>6552218
You niggers sure like to scrub.
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>>6552190
Relax as she turns the tub into a bubbling jacuzzi.
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>>6552207
Angel x Fluttershy is my favorite ship.
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>>6552172
You subjectively enjoy the song, regardless of it's actual quality.
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>>6552086
Why don't you just put the whole board in a boop, superman?
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>>6552243
No.
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>>6552253
well how else do you get clean in a bath?
>>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRsH6azC7IM
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>>6551975
>mfw the cutie at work I have a crush on at work says she would want to be a unicorn if she were an animal
>mfw she said she'd want to be white
>mfw she said her special powers would be "being fabulous"
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>>6552061
marshmallowiest filly
it's going to be a tough choice in the end no matter what
>>
Booping is an amazing display of affection among ponies
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>>6552234
>Taxoplasmosis
>Think this guy is messing with me
It's a real thing, huh. I wonder what would have happened if I brought it up when Faceless was here.
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>>6552250
He's a complete badass.
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>>6552266
I always imagine angel and fluttershy do sexual favors for each other. Fluttershy will blow him in such a delicate matter, and angel will return it by rubbing her in places a pone never could
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>>6552138
Why do I find this so adorable? Why do I love insects so much?
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>>6552297
Littleapple -really- wants us to be there with her.
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>>6552286
This is the situation I fear the most.
She's dropping hints, but might or might know. Might simply be trying to dance the fine line between yelling it to the world and hiding her power level. Can't tell what KIND of fan she is, so it's not safe to reveal your powerlevel yet. Keep watching for clues. Bone up on your Redditardian and watch for hints at a reddit affiliation. If one is found, you've met a brony and should disengage immediately. Otherwise, pursue with extreme prejudice.
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>>6552308
You're a man. Men love bugs, arachnids and anthropods invertebrates.
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>>6552269
But that's just the thing.
Why is there an "objective" level of quality when the subjective enjoyment of the listener completely overpowers it in how it is perceived? It's not like every piece of music in the world needs to be a concierto with multiple movements, all of which are very complex.

To call music objective is to hinder innovation and creativity in the art form by limiting the field of what is considered "good".
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>>6552300
You do NOT want that shit. It can and will affect you psychologically, and increases the risk of your children being diagnosed bipolar or schizophrenic if their pregnant mother is a carrier or infected as an infant or toddler. It's part of the reason why cats aren't considered good for babies. It can also go chronic; most people don't even know they have it.
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>>6552333
so does sweetie
we can't please everyone
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>>6552334
He used a Reddit reaction face, man.
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>>6552339
I hate them, though
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>>6552308
bugs can be cute, it's scientific fact. they'd just mostly rather be assholes instead
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>>6552350

No you don't.
You just don't know it yet.
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>>6552362
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>>6552340
Because, that's how the world works. There's lots of objectively great art people detest, and there's lots of objectively awful art people love.

You denying this won't change the world, just make you delusional.
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Why is it so ded?
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>>6552334
Same guy who called out his co-worker.
I also saw a few toys put on hold with a name of another employee.

I am going to make it a mission to get her to make her boyfriend to watch the show.
If she isn't already.
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>>6552343
agreed
specially since Sweetie already sees Puff as her special somepony

see this is why we should've gone fo silver spoon or brynn
would've been much easier
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>>6552190
Lick her butt clean
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>>6552190
My dick would get rock hard. I can't help it ;_;
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>>6552415
>You will never lick your favorite pone's butt.
AAOpjPoipsh:lasfhpoihp;asjdfP:LJSDF:OSJDFSLDJF:O
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>>6552426
Congratulations, you just scared Fluttershy off again. You need to control your horse boners, anon.
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>>6552402
too bad we never got the chance to catch Silver Spoon alone
if only we weren't operating under time constraints...
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Mkay, first person to respond with their Steam email and/or ID gets Crysis, Crysis Warhead, and Crysis 2.
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>>6552190
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>>6552341
Ugh, reminds me of the botfly. That thing was gross.


On the bug upside, I have several guard spiders in my room. No mosquito dared enter ever since one of them dangled a corpse next to my monitor.
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>>6552437
At least we have a semi-easy way out with scoots.
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>>6552452
Okay, let me try.
What if I said hello and asked her to turn around. Then I wash her back, slowly and sensually, as I work lower and lower. Then I lift up her butt to my face and begin to vigorously lick.
Did I win?
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WHY U MAEK GRIFFY CRYYYY?
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>>6552500
Haha, I assume you didn't mean to reply to that.
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>>6552375
We moths now? Moths are my favorite insects.
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>>6552453
>>6552402
>>6552343
>>6552333
>>6552297

>Pedo quest: The abridged series.
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>>6552502
No
You didn't win at all
I'm starting to think you don't know the first thing about what this shy pony wants
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>>6552437
>You will never feel her weight on your chest as you wrap your arms around her backside, licking away all the sweat built up from the day
>She'll never shiver and grind her rump into your face, her vulva growing increasingly slick with excitement while your tongue swirls around her fat twitching pucker
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>>6552491
At least the brain botfly is pretty rare in America.
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>>6552482
splashwoman@live.com
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>>6552377
>there's lots of objectively awful art people love
There is no such thing as objectively awful art.
For an example, take the poster here most posters detest so much, that Ross character. Yes, his art doesn't appeal to many people, he takes criticism which his art may be better received if he would follow them as a personal attack, and in general, he gives off an arrogant impression and makes most people dislike him. However, his art is not objectively bad. Even if there is nobody who perceives it as subjectively good, it isn't really objectively "bad".
This is an extreme case, granted, but I feel it exemplifies my point.
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>>6552508
FUCK OFF ASSHOLE!
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>>6552523
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>>6552525
She JUMPED INTO THE BATH with me! As I'm sitting there naked! What the heck does she want??
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>>6552377
>There's lots of objectively great art people detest, and there's lots of objectively awful art people love.
You haven't figured out yet that the "quality" of art is based on personal perception?
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>>6552527
>Sweat build up from the day.
NO. I LIKE CLEAN BUTTS.
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>>6552548
Maybe just a bath?
Just give her back hooves a massage and blow bubbles into her mane
Nice and easy anon you can do it
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>>6552532

sent :)
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>>6552519
I once found a moth newly hatched from its cocoon in the grass.
I wanted to take some pictures of it so I tried gently nudging it onto my hand to so I didn't have to bother with the grass.
It decided I was a great place to dry its wings.

I spend an hour with a moth hanging from the underside of my arm while I tried getting decent photos of it.

That was a good day
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>>6552527
>She will never slowly push soft, warm shit out of her puckering asshole into your welcoming mouth.
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>>6552574
I guess.... I'm just not used to two grown people taking baths together in a nonsexual context. I could manage it, anon. But it would be frustrating.
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>>6552580
Thank you kind anon! <3
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>>6552595
you americans and your strange taboos...
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>>6552595
Good job anon, besides The licking can come later
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>>6552615
Once we're nice and clean...
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>>6552605

You're welcome.
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I just got around to reading the comic. Apparently primates are now canon, so My Litte Human could be possible
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>>6552610
HEY, AT LEAST WE TAKE BATHS!
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>>6552623
I mean, no one wants to lick a dirty butt.
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>>6550816
>implying I don't know rape is painful
Do you rape people or something?
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>>6552587
NO ANON NO
ABORT GREENTEXT WE HAVE A CODE BROWN
I REPEAT CODE BROWN
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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>>6552627
Primates were already canon, weren't there Monkeys in the palace garden?
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>>6552648
NO FUCK YO, FAGGOT, WE ARE GOING TO KEEP GOING DESPITE THE GENERALS VIEWS!
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>>6552534
Yes, people don't like Ross's art due to the character designs and themes subjectively rubbing them the wrong way.

I believe you may simply be refusing to acknowledge what you already know.

>>6552564
Yes, the value you place upon a piece of art is largely subjective. It doesn't change the objective merits the piece carries.
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>>6552653
I don't think so, but then again I havent watched that episode in so long. I'll rewatch that part just to check
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>>6552587
>You are initially disgusted, but soon find it to actually be warm, fresh cream cheese.
>Rarity shits cream cheese.
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>>6552648
Just give in to your primal desires~
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>>6552686

>Not coconut cake

TAKE IT BACK
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>>6552585
I had a ladybug friend at work once. It sat on my shoulder for hours until I left. Once I went outside it flew away. I like to think that somehow it knew that if it stuck with me it'd be safe.
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>>6552686
>Cream cheese
nigga pls, I'm not that fat
Maybe if it was something like vanilla cake with cream cheese frosting
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>>6552713
Man, ladybugs always do that.
It's magical.
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What are we doing with our lives, MLPG?
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>>6552627
They probably think we're all wizards or giants with direct communication after the Story of Enkidu fell to their world thousands of years ago, believing it to be an accurate portrayal of our world using their own as a frame of reference.

> you are now aware Twilight would try speaking to you first in Sumerian
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>>6552713

>"Hello, Big Friend. May I rest here for a while?"
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>>6552726
Better, I suppose, if you're really planning on devouring a lot of her shit.
I was just trying to save it in the short term.
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>>6552733
Wasting it
and having great fun doing so
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>>6552653
>>6552675
Turns out there was a monkey
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>>6552587
Suddenly I want Subway.
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who cares
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>>6552747
I'm always right about these things, anon.
Always.
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>>6552713
Butterflies and honeybees like to sit on my backpack. Maybe it's the color.

And one time an asshole bird jumped on my head and yanked off a bit of hair for its nest.
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>>6552754
That's deep.
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>>6552754
Fluttershy probably cares actually
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>>6552671
>I believe you may simply be refusing to acknowledge what you already know.
What, that art is too subjective for any broad notion of objective quality to be applied to the creative world as a whole? That pieces of art are appreciated on different levels in different ways than other pieces of art? That to objectify art is to dehumanize it?

I think I've got those pretty well figured out by now.
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>>6552733
Pony until it ends.

Then I am stuck in GW2 until that end.
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>>6552734
* with direct communication with the gods
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>>6552686
>>6552726
If it's foodscat we're talking I'll place my mouth over her pucker and suck the shit right out of her
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So....does anyone have the comic?
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>>6552760
Your autism supercedes even my own. I am impressed, anon
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>>6552765
>And one time an asshole bird jumped on my head and yanked off a bit of hair for its nest.
pfffft
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>>6552773
I haven't played that in so long.
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>>6552780
Like sucking Jell-o from the cup?
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>>6552784
Yes.
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>>6552784
Not the best quality, but better than nothing

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/38890072/ynop%202.pdf
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>>6552780
I would prefer ponies to not shit at all, but if they have to shit it may as well be delicious treats.
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>>6552784
http://www.mediafire.com/?uzm6l4e0bq76ef6
Password is "friendship"

Enjoy.

>>6552800
Christmas event going to happen soon. This weekend actually.
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>>6552800
>tfw you first got it
>Man! I'm going to waste SO MUCH time with this
>get on char to lvl 30 then go play something else
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Alright MLPG, here's a short, completely uncalled-for one question food quiz that should leave you feeling really awful and shitty. How do you consume an Ortolan Bunting? It's an old french delicacy.

Ready? Capture it live, poke out its eyes and shove it in a box where you feed it nothing but millet until it grows fat. then you drown it in brandy and consume it whole, bones and all. Your blood from the cut gums is apparently 'part of the experience'. yeah, what the hell france.
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>>6552835
Obviously they shit out their cutie marks.
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>>6552849

Ever heard of Foie Gras, Anon?

It's not much better.
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>>6552858
You eamn their anuses have their cutie mark shape? Like those playdough things? Thats pretty cool
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>talking about scat
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>>6552845
>tfw all your friends were excited as shit for it
>tfw you were only getting it to play with your friends
>tfw your friends dropped it while you remained addicted to it
>tfw Halo 4 came out and I haven't touched it since
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>>6552769
Objectivity exists. Whether you believe it's a good metric or not is your business. That's all there was to my argument.
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>>6552845
I didn't even make it to lvl 30.
I played it for a week and got bored with it.
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>>6552884
Oh no, anon. Fluttershy shits butterflies.
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>>6552901
... I hate butterflies...
They look terrifying up close
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>>6552901
Does that mean Twilight shoots red hot miniature suns out of her ass everyday?
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>>6552922
Spongebob, pls go.
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>>6552838
>Passworded.
First off, why?
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>>6552926
Yes and Applejack craps apples.
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>>6552926
So Celestia shits out actual suns?
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>>6552926
How ELSE do you keep that huge tree heated?!
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>>6552941
Well, we all knew that.
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>>6552941
Would you eat them?
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>>6552938
It's harder to confirm as pirating by outside sources. I guess? i don't know.
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>>6552934
look at this thing and tell me it's not fucking disgusting!
LOOK AT IT!
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What if favorite pone was robot
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>>6552945
she doesnt actually rise the sun each morning, she just craps out a new one
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>>6552968
It'd make a badass helmet design for a kamen rider.
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>>6552968
That is a revolting monster alright
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>>6552961
Of course! Delicious apples coated with AJ's delicious ass juices!
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>>6552973

>implying she isn't already
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>>6552973
I would still love her, even if she could never feel love.
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>>6552827
>>6552835
Exactly like sucking Jell-O from the cup. Except it's much warmer and better tasting. And there's a whole lot more moaning going on.
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>>6552975
So Nightmare Moon could have just constipated Celestia to lunge the world into darkness?
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>>6552838
I found it like that earlier today by someone else. Just linking it to you I guess.

>>6552973
She would forever be the guardian of the forest if she doesn't rust away first.
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>>6552985
>butterfly themed rider

Mite b cool
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>>6553004
But wouldn't they be grossed out by that? I mean, they probably would never kiss me...
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>>6552973
Scootabot is still waiting for me to buy her the bigger wings flight upgrade. I keep telling her i don't earn enough money to buy it, but she won't listen
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>>6553005
>implying that's not what she tried to do
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>>6553012
Meant to quote this.

>>6552938
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>>6552888
Scat?
We're talking about chocolate
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>>6553015
THE MIGHTY MONARCH
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>>6552973
Would your favorite pony put their brain in a robot body?
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>>6552973
>Applebot

Beep boop apples
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>>6553012
>C
>Tech support
Who the fuck uses C in tech support
Is she programming some MCUs in tech support?

>Women programmers
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>>6552973
Would they dream of electric sheep?
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>>6553045
HESH WANTS TO BE A ROBOT TIGER.
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>>6553015
He'd be the most FABULOUS rider. TaJaDor's magnificent tail wouldn't hold a candle to it.
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>>6553045
Only if it means she could live forever along with me and my brain in a robot
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>>6552893
Well, I guess on a certain standpoint you are correct.
Although the idea of objectivity is a detriment to the creative world as a whole, due to the flawed nature of human beings in general, there are always going to be people who will want to find a way to elevate their opinions to claim as facts. You are correct - as long as humans are an imperfect species, the flawed notion of "objectivity" in creative fields will always be a problem. Perhaps education to help to limit the ignorance brought about by such logic would help in the future, but who knows.
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What operating system does you favorite pony use?
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>>6553045
Would my pony have rocket crotch tits?
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>>6553063
That would be neat...
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>>6553080
such a boring question
some obscure linux or crunchbang or some shit i dunno ask something better
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>>6553063
Robot tulpa?
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>>6553061
no way, if i have to be five foot nothing, you cant be a tiger
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>>6553080
None, there are no Personal Computers in Equestria
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>>6553069
>Ignorance brought about by logic.
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>>6553024
She'd be totally grossed out by it. But she definitely appreciates the fact that you're such a kind and willing toilet. Most of those moans are more along the lines of relaxed sighs as she unloads thick clumps of her sweet tasting scat down your throat.
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>>6553105
How many times has your favoite pony broken a bone?
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>>6553063
The brain is an organ, it would die eventually.
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>>6553125
But... But....
I wish to be more than a toilet....
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>>6553128
The only 2 ponies that broke their bones are Dash and Twilight.
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>scat talk

Take it to the old horse, for God's sake. Please?
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Holy shit, I'm seeing references everywhere in this comic, I think they're from songs

Are they all from one specific thing?
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>>6553132
Well, it would at least prolong my life considerably
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>>6553047
She thinks she's unnatural
Being all steel and wires
You'll have to comfort her in her transition
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>>6553128
If she hasn't already broken something, she's well on her way to it.
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>>6553124
I use "logic" in a somewhat sarcastic sense, yet due to Poe's Law, without the quotation marks you wouldn't have been able to pick up on that.
My mistake.
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>>6553163
I know there was David Bowie's Diamond Dogs referenced.
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>>6551589
>>6551861

Spike x __Spike__
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>>6553062
>Oddly reserved base form
>Eventual super form is full-on FABULOUS butterfly rider.
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>>6553154
Should've picked a scene where he's watching TV or something.
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>>6553176

>that Gavalanche picture of Scoots with a broken leg and the others freaking out

I am still mystified by the mind that actually WANTS to see children suffering.
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>>6553204
I wanted a good lip sync, and even then I kinda fucked up at the end of it.
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>>6553045
What if you could become a pony
but the catch is, its a robot pony and it requires putting your brain into the robot. You'll always be the temperature of the ambiant environment and your skin would be synthetic (so it was soft) but otherwise you'd be a robot pony.

Other ponies would think you were a machine but they wouldn't hurt you because of it. they might not treat you like they treat other ponies though, and some might avoid you.

would you do it?
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>>6553187

I take it you like spike
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>>6553209
I never get as to why that artist love to her suffering to begin with or any artists at that time.
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>>6553151
What makes you think you'd deserve anything more? You should be thankful enough she keeps you well fed and hydrated with her own waste. If you don't like just being a toilet maybe having the rest of her friends use you to do their business would help convince you otherwise.
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>>6553238
Yes, I would.
As long as I got to speak to them, they'd see that I was normal.
However, I require all five senses and a genital organ.
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>>6553209
I personally don't mind kids getting hurt in stories if there is a point to it, like a lesson to be learned or something.

Galvalanche's stuff bothered me because there was rarely a compelling story. It was just "lolhurt" and that was it.
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>>6553238
Do you have robotic genitals that mimic actual genitals, down to the feel of an orgasm?
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>>6553238
But I'd rather be a human.
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>>6552973
>Twilight
>Beep boop schedules planning magic science checklist logic books
>Nothing has changed.
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>>6553267
Oh... So it's one of those, is it?
Well, I suppose I'd still go for it. We could still be friends or something. Or I'd at least try.
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>>6553273
>>6553259
>>6553209

That's the real reason Gavalanche is so disliked here, I think.

The "Episodes are a Distraction" bit says he's a brony, but all the pointless child-abuse and scat he drew points to the fact that he's just an awful, cruel, LITTLE excuse for a man, together.
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>>6553331
Which is a shame, because I really like his style.
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>>6553238
Cybernetics and androids are my VERY sexual fetish. Something about how an organic form contrasts with a mechanical one is extremely arousing for me.

Robopony it is.
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Just woke up - did I miss anything that worth to know? Be it MLPG or MLP related.
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>>6553348
His style is disgusting
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>>6553306

>a robot
>not a hyperadvanced Digital Intelligence
>not wanting a little holographic T.W.I.L.I.G.H.T. to follow you around and help you with things.
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>>6553359
Did you catch the episode and comic leaks yesterday?
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>>6553359
Show got canceled.
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>>6553355
You have a cool fucking fetish.
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>>6553359
Dash is an alicorn now.
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>>6553348

His style is gross, and I think he does that on purpose.
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>>6553367
I like it.
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>>6553359
Dash episode got leak as well as the 2nd new comic.
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MAXIMUM PONY
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>>6552532
>>6552605

Heh, funny, I just now realized you were already on my friends from before.
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>>6553355
Beep boop gems darling
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>>6553368
>>6553306
>>6552973

Am I the only one who thinks that Twilight's favorite Superpower would be Technopathy?
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>>6553375

My biggest fetish is smelly feet

How's my fetish 1-10
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>>6553410
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>>6553432

friends list*

Time to go to bed.
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>>6553439
Smelly
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>>6553439
>Not oily mechanical feet
1/10, would not hang out with.
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>>6553439
Nowhere near as cool as cybernetics.
Cybernetics is 10/10.
Smelly feet is like 1.5/10.
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>>6553401
>>
my toes are cold
lyra come sit on them
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>>6553479
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>>6553467
>>6553465

Well I do have a thing for robotic arms and AI

Is that close enough to be cool
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>>6553482
No
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>>6553439

may b u cud cum over an eat out my smelly toe cheeze?
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>>6553482
I thought Bonbon was into feet, to contrast to Lyra.
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Is the PDF still the best quality of the comic or is there one without the tearing?
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>>6553479
Sorry, hit ENTER too quickly

That is a very pretty blue pone
>>6553401


Fast pony: now in stained glass flavor!
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>>6553499
Bonbon is a feeder.
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>>6553498

No way man I bet you've got gross feet.

Maybe if it was human adult Scootaloo
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>>6553509
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>>6553439
One of my fetishes is, oddly enough, bestiality. Thus, every time we discuss R63 ponies and femanon, my attention diverts solely to this thread.
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>>6553512
Ohhh..... Well, i could stil work with that.
>tfw you will never be in an equal three-way romantic partnership with Bonbon & Lyra.
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what is your most hated ship?
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>>6553536
Dash and Fluttershy. No idea why.
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>>6553515

jus eat around teh blisters an puss big boy u can do it ;)
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>>6553487
But, then, if we get someone with mechanical hands and gross feet,we can't just give you the feet because you would be trying to get to the hands.

Incompatibility/10
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>>6553536
I honestly like all shipping.
I think it's cute
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>>6553536
all of them
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>>6553548
But that's the very best ship, you fool.
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So what do you guys think of thundercunt?

do you like her?
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>>6553487
BIONIC ARM
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>>6553536

Lusitania X Titanic
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>>6553568
Boring
Gilda 2.0
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>>6553566
> not Applejack and Rarity
Anon. Anon please.
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>>6553558

That doesn't even make sense!
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>>6553568
She's okay, i guess. I want an episode with her and Gilda.
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>>6553582

you don't make any sensei
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>>6553536
anyone x Fluttershy
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>>6553582
It's not supposed to
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>>6553587
why?
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>>6553581
That's the second best ship.
And, only because I like all of the main six to be in pairs, Twinkie is third best.
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>>6553568
We need a rival for one of the earth ponies to complete the triad.
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>>6553599

I know.

ilu, unnecessarily difficult anon
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>>6553600
So they can spend the whole time trying to out cunt each other.

FUN!
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>>6553536

>Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash

Look at what it's become.
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I gotta fart superbad, /co/!
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>>6553548
Taste.
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>tfw Pinkie will never hug you and smell her cotton candy hair
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>>6553614

>Violent scissoring
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>tfw
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>>6553614
I'd rather see a Gilda episode where she actually redeems herself after realizing how big of a cunt she was
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>>6553625
>tfw you will never fall asleep with your face buried in her mane.
:;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;_;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
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>No mature fics in fimfiction
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>>6553619
looking at this makes me feel really sick
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>>6553625
>It will never sound like a balloon when she rubs her face against yours
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>>6553634
>episode for redeeming cunts
BOOORING
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>>6553634

>tfw it will never happen, because "the fandom" likes Trixie more.
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>>6553619
>/co/
Hahaha, fuck you.
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>>6553633
>The moment you realize you burnt the bridge in the name of integrity.
I know that feel. ;_;
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>>6553633
Dash sure was cute in her uniform.
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>>6553611

Applejack should have a rival/enemy

it would make her less boring
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So I'm drawing spike

who should be dominating him

I'm stuck between discord, the diamond dogs, some dragon hoard dragons, or an older Spike
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>>6553625
>she almost breaks Dash with her retard earth pony strength
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>>6553630
> violent scissoring
>>6553633
> that face
Tribadism isn't for everyone, Dash.
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>>6553658
She did
Flim/Flam
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>>6553669
But they were unicorns.
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>>6553665
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>>6553664

DISCORD

SPICORD OTP
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>cyborg ponies
I really should do more of this. There's a lot of things I should do more of.
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>>6553664
Older Spike would be cool
If he didn't look doofy like growing through greed made him
Poor guy, I hope he isn't actually going to look like that when he grows up.

Discord would be good too.
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>>6553656
MMDW messed with Dash just the same. It's a necessary thing. I wonder if Lightning will learn the lesson.
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>wanting one shot characters to redeem themselves
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>>6553664
Discord.
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>>6553678
And she is the cunt in that rivalry
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>>6553690

Probably gonna work on the Augmenting Equestria fic tonight. I've been meaning to go back to it.
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>>6553679
>You will never have your spine broken by a Pinkie hug
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>>6553697
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>>6553633
God damn
Like
Did she wonder is she could bite the bullet and unsay it afterwards?
I bet her heart was beating a mile a minute after doing that.
Mine would have.
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>>6553697
Yeah, i like recurring antagonists better.
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>>6553669

It was more agains the Apple family.

They are 2 unicorns.

It wasn't rivalry, it was just a bet.
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are there any good gore fics
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>>6553718
I wish Trixie became a recurring antagonist.

Why on Earth did they make her apologize?
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>>6553693
>>6553698
>>6553683

I kind of want more than one character doin stuff to him, though.

Bangbang etc
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>>6553697
Whats so bad about it? It has to be one of the easiest child-friendly aesops. Gilda invites Pinkie and Dash to griffonland because she wants to apologize for being a bigger cunt than RD. RD forgives her, but Pinkie becomes extremely and suspicious, thinking Gilda still holds a grudge. Pinkie then follows and spies on Gilda constantly trying to find her being super cunt, until Gilda finally proves herself to Pinkie by helping/saving her in some way. The moral is to always give someone a second chance
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>>6553718

Me too, but i don't want them to redeem themselves.
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>>6553711
ilu2
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>>6553739
No, pinkie would insta forgive and RD would be suspicious.
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Is it true that Seth's waifufaggotry has cooled off somewhat since the second Trixie episode?
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>>6553736
LOOKS LIKE THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE IS BLASTING OFF AGAAAAAAIN
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>>6553737
The dog gang or the dragons.
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>>6553737

Discord is omnipotent.

Be creative!

You could probably fuck Discord in the ass while sucking his dick while he's hugging you from behind and whispering sweet nothings into your ear, for example.
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Does reading fanfiction make you autistic?
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>>6553619
Shit..for a second there I really did feel like I was back on /co/
Thanks for the smile
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>>6553767
That is EXACTLY what happened to the Changelings. I think there was even the little sparkle thing.
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>>6553633
>>6553715
I REALLY liked this moment. Very true to Dash's character. Despite her pride, she always puts her friends and integrity first.
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>>6553765
I like it the other way because
1) Pinkie spying would be 10x funnier and cooler
2)It would be extremely out of character for Pinkie to untrust Gilda, which helps highlight how she is in the wrong
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>>6553766
Seth became a enormous faggot about her in that episode but by then, no one really cares and just talk about Trixies, thankfully.
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>>6553780
IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'RE FORBIDDEN TO GO BACK TO /co/ OR ANYTHING, ANONYMOUS.
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>>6553776

Oh I've already done creative stuff with him and discorded big mac.

It's more of a spike picture. I might go with discord topping though since it's so popular.

I dunno though, Id like multiple characters
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>>6553790
Absolutely, I love it when Dash is like this. The writers sometimes lose sight of this part of her personality.
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>>6553797
Kloudmutts stuff was so nice to look at back then.

He just doesn't give a fuck anymore, and now all his stuff makes me want to vomit.
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>>6553779
Yes. Such evil texts will easily turn you into autismus maximus.
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>>6553810
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>>6553797
I miss Kloudmutt
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>>6553817
wat
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>>6553815
That only looks nice because Nanaki colored it instead of Kloud.
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>>6553536
Flutterdash is pretty dull
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>>6553766

i'm pretty sure it cooled off way before that
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>>6553807

Oh. Hi Braeburned!

Do the Diamond Dogs then, we always need more of them.
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>Skyla

Why Hasbro hates the show so much?
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>>6553710
Heh. The story I'm writing, while it does feature cyborgs, isn't about cyborgs.
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>>6553817
How on earth is that post related to the post you linked to?
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>>6553800
I still go to /co/ but it'd be nice to have MLPG there too.
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>>6553817

Well, time to fap
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>>6553834
I actually like the way he colors. Also like the way he does his fluids.
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>>6553840

Hmmm

Still unsure, we'll see
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>>6553841
It's a show for little girls Anon. Little girls like pink things.

Besides, even Princess Mi Amore Cadenza grew on us.
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>>6553847
What's the point?
MLPG would still be terrible.
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>>6553817
Every single night, man.
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>>6553841
Why would anyone hate Skyla?
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>>6553830
I will masturbate to this later.
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>>6553856
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>>6553874

>Cadence grew on us
>us

Speak for yourself. She AND Shining have been shilled to hell and back but that doesn't make them any less useless.
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>>6553874
>Us
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>>6553776

If he is so omnipotent, why can't he scape from his imprisonment?

CHECKMATE!

atheist: 0

christians: 1
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>>6553373
>>6553401
I said "new", nit 2 days old news.
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>>6553896
More useful than Celestia has been
Even Luna has been
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>>6553904
Man, all it takes is three little girls arguing near him for a few seconds for him to be released.
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>>6553867
you know
You could have Discord and any of the other choices
Hell, you could have Discord and multiple older Spikes.
Summoning alternate timeline versions of yourself to ravage you sexually seems like something Discord would do.
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>>6553867
What about that grown up colt school reunon gangbang?
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>>6553874
>US
yeah, sure Reu
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I liked Lightning Dusts color scheme and voice.
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MLPG, what should bother me is the sexualization and the weird off-model nearly-human pony, but

What really gets me is her size versus the wine glass and flutes. Is it just a really tiny bottle? Is this supposed to be like an even-larger-than-human Twilight? I understand she's a unicorn but would any of the others be able to hold a glass that dainty, like at all? Did she concoct a weak Love Potion for just the two of us, but serve it in these weird midget-chalices?
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>>6553874

>us

you don't speak for everyone, idiot
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>>6553938
I liked her voice and personality.

I want her to dom me.
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>>6553830
>mfw I figured out I've seen this before solely based on the mental image I created

that was odd
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>>6553817

>implying I'm going to read all that
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>>6553882
I'd make babies with that Gym Master.
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>>6553941
>Not loving your eight foot tall Twilight semi-anthro.
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>>6553941
Slightly-anthro-but-not-quite Twilight that is 2 times your size would be hot
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>>6553946
Would you let her pin you down in the showers after mess hall and have her way with you?
If she wanted to try something new would you resist her advances
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>>6553925

Naw, keepin it non pony for spike
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>>6553909
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>>6553941
>Pony will never drug you with love potion without your knowledge.
WHY GOD WAS I CURSED TO THIS HELLISH PONELSS UNIVERSE???
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>>6553959
>>6553974
You guys
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goddamn it I just stayed up all night practicing my instruments... again, for like the 4th time in a row. this shit has got to stop

any strategies you people know of to force yourself to get to bed earlier
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>hated twist
>all of a sudden the huge boob twist fanon takes off

bueno
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>>6553980
that's pretty funny.
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>>6554006
NO. USE THIS DRIVE UNTIL IT BURNS UP. DON'T WASTE IT.
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>>6553975
I'd let her use me how ever she wanted
whenever she wanted
Anywhere she wanted
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>>6553941
Those are specialized shot glasses and the wine bottle is one of those tiny bottles that you can get.

Twilight doesn't drink to often so she saw the small ones and figured she'd start from there before moving on to the more advanced bottle sizes and regular wine glasses.
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>>6554006
Masturbation.
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>>6554012
...What do you mean all of a sudden?
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>>6554016
but I have a job
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>>6554012
>huge boobs
Fucking gross
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>>6554036
QUIT. A LIFE LIVED IN THE SERVICE OF YOUR ART WILL BE MORE FULFILLING.
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>>6554026
> specialized shot glasses
But they're fluted, they're something else now. Like demitasse or something.
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>>6554036
That hasn't stopped me from RP'ing as a Pegasus with magic till midnight.

Do what you enjoy. ANd buy an alarm clock.
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>>6554006
smoking weed and masturbating to horses always gives me the best night sleep
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Is there something like this that can make me a beautiful mare?
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>>6553922

Okay I like this one.

I'm doing this one.

Congrats anon you did it.
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>>6554060
>RP'ing as a Pegasus with magic

gaaaaaaaaaaaaay
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>>6554071
Anon, please, we already have tulpa shit, let's not do this
>>
give up
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>>6554060
...Remind me again how you were able to multiclass into a magic class without a horn?
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best ship
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>>6554088
NEVER GIVE UP

NEVER SURRENDER
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>>6554043
my bandmates can't meet up with me all the time though, and I need money for gear I need to be able to achieve the sound I want in a live performance

I can't quit until I've got more money saved up.
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>>6554071
Visit the hypnosis threads.
Actually I have this catgirl file if you ever want to give it a listen.
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>>6554101
F-Fuck you
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how the hell did this thread get 1200 posts?
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>>6554101
that was cute
the part afterward with fluttershy and [flitter or cloudchaser I'm not sure which one is correct] was one of the only parts in the recent episode that made me laugh audibly
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>>6554101
>no pants on the wonderbolt costume for easy fast mating access

my fetish!
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>>6554088
never
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>>6554109
Wait a minute, wait a minute... This is real?
There are hypnosis threads on this board? You have a file that is meant to hypnotize people into being catgirls?
Post link.
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>>6554101
I'd let Thunderlane fuck my waifu while I watched.
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>>6554105
GOOD DEAL, KEEP ON TRUCKIN'.
IN THE MEANTIME, TAKE SLEEPING PILLS.
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>>6554132
>Watching
>not DPing her with him

You're a pretty piss-poor husbando.
>>
New Thread production in progress
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>>6554098
Catalyst spellcasting rules. A horn is just a natural inborn catalyst, but you can use anything else for your catalyst, like a wand or personal item.
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>>6554129
Fuck, why do I want to try this?
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>>6554149
Ah, right. I guess that's how the Diamond Dog does it too.
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>>6554146
>Ever sharing your waifu.
I pity Fluttershy, I really do. For many reasons.
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>>6554071
>>6554109
>>6554129
So that's where all the Lyra shitposting comes from.
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>>6554082
I did take off all the equipment of a possessed Zebra lady and press her between me and another stallion. Then I immediately proceeded to use my rope to tie up a mule who was just taken to the floor by a buffalo friend.

>>6554098
Crystal I hid in my journal. All that magic that screwed us over during our infiltration mission got to me, and by extension, my character. He went off to get some magic knowledge, but he got most of it from the Ponyverse equivalent of Car Craft.
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>>6554151
Because it's a change of pace.

Come on, post the file.
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how did the spitfirefags react to the episode?
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>>6554081
Thanks
I like you
You always like my ideas
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>>6554172

they commited sudoku
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>>6554146
That's not my fetish, DD.
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>>6554101
I actually like this ship as much as I like Cherimac
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>>6554101
> fanon/fanfiction
> Rarity's Dad catches an interview on the nightly news mentioning what happened; Rarity hadn't brought it up just yet
> the next morning he's practically pounding at her door to hear all about it
> namely if she managed to ask him a few questions about that last Blitzball game against Fillydelphia
> "Oh, and that fella's supposta be single. Did you make a connection?" he inquires.
> Rarity slams the door furiously, making special note to not mention her hot Friday night date for the next month or so
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>Hammering the "update" button at the bottom of the page.
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>>6554172
they don't exist
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>>6554168
Found the thread.
>>6409677
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>>6554172
She was cuter than ever this ep.
Really like the new VA.
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>>6554180
Faggot.
Let others have their requests too, selfish bitch.
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>>6554218
2gruff4me
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>>6554180
>>6553922
>bad_poster.gif
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>>6554129
>>6554151
Yup. This particular file is by Mistress Shelly of Studio Jezebel (one of my favorite hypnotists).
You'll find that most hypnosis MP3 are by women and focused on femdom and feminization. Ones by guys are rare and not particularly good, and there are others that use text-to-speech programs, which are even worse.
For files like this one, you should listen with high-quality stereo headphones, and ensure you won't be interrupted for about...half an hour.
http://rapidshare.com/files/4227527166/Cat%20Girl.mp3
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>>6554215
Oh, god. This is crazy and not even real.
I'm trying it.
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>>6554220

My name is Hector the protector of the sector and collector of your nectar.
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>>6554237
Well, what the hell.
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>>6554180

You just have good ones, I guess.

>>6554220

Request better, then!
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>>6554203
You know if you wrote that into a story, I'd probably read/like it...
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>>6554237
I don't want a woman clawing around in my head. Curiosity kills the cat.
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>>6554263
Chistery still has to finish Cosmo's request first.
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>>6554270
>Hypnotized into buying all her shit.
I KNOW HOW THESE THINGS WORK.
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>>6554148
Yeah you forgot the link:

>>6554212
>>6554212
>>6554212
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>>6554270
It's really all suggestion and encouragement. She can't make you do anything you don't want to do. If you listen to the file, it's because you knew what it entailed and wanted them to happen to you.
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>>6554274
Which was....?
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It's not letting me post the link to the new general for some odd reason
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>>6554274
Yeah, I do. Thank god I'm done with finals today.

>>6554292
He wants Spitfire/Soarin. This episode leak was informative.
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>>6554297
Got it covered

>>6554283

>>6554212
>>6554212
>>6554212
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>>6554279
I listen to her stuff every other night. She's not like that, I can guarantee that.
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>>6554322

Thanks anon
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>>6554215
Upload the one about catgirls too
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>>6554345
Already did: >>6554237
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>>6554318
ooh

will Spitfire be more, assertive~
>>
Have a good night and enjoy the peanut butter chocolate cookies.
Unless you wanted to chat more, then I'm down for that.
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>>6554359
I guess maybe.


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