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Old horse: >>6409153

New horse: You're in it!

Scootasode for best S3 episode so far!
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>>6415000
USE A DIFFERENT IMAGE
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>>6415000
AJ STOP BEING SO DRAB
WHY ARE YOU SO HAPPY ABOUT IT EVEN
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>>6415000
Gak
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>>6415000
Deaf, for the love of god, get some new pictures to start threads with.
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>>6415009
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>>6415009
>HORSEa gift from heaven!MILK
Why do people do things like this?
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>>6415009
I really want to try some.
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>>6415033
>mareteats
Oh boy, here we go.
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>>6415009

>More nutritious than cat or dog milk

...What worries me is that someone tried milking a cat.
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>mandopony puts the D in scoots
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>>6415020
>implying you wont steal my apples
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>>6415050
you'd need kevlar gloves.
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A winking mare.
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What are the most offensive nicknames you can think of for each of the main 6?
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>>6415058
scootadoo?
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>>6415035
>Forcing an accomplished author to write something as piss poor as greentext.

That is like asking an actual artist to draw like Glitter Glue.
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>>6415050

How new are you?
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If you could ask fluttershy a question, no matter how dirty, what would you ask?
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I think everyone is still stuck on the 'S3 sucks' mindset that resulted from the lackluster opening episodes and has lingered on in spite of every single episode that's come after.

Seriouly, outside of the two-parter, this is a great season.
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>>6415070
look at those pearly horse teeth
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>>6414829
>GG would you consider doing a funny comic series involving Luna and dreams?
I would do a series but I can't guarantee it'd be funny
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>>6415058
Mando likes Applebloom, not scootaloo
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>>6415033
I'd be ok with that, as long as they didn't slide there from up top.
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>>6415088
would it have dick jokes?
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>>6415081

Humans are gross
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>>6415050

Ben Stiller did.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-OwMoAsP38
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>>6415070
Nanaki do a really quick sketch of Dash trying Scootaloo's scooter
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>>6415082
"Want to be friends?"
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>>6415070
Luna is so nice with scootaloo but a bitch with twilight....
:_;
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Fluttershy
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>>6415090
>follow me to the gay bathhouse
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>>6415082
can we be friends?
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>>6415104
She would look so silly
It is far too small for a grown mare
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>>6415085
I broke from that mindset as soon as Too Many Pinkies aired. Season three is great.
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>>6415090
I know, he's a pedo regardless.
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>>6415113
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I need some chill music for this thread, anyone got any suggestions?

Bonus for irish music
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>>6415082
Does she have to answer it?
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let's type lewd things about powerful ponies.
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>get ported to equestria
>the ponies dont trust you so luna watches your dreams
>accidentally dream of anal sex with applebloom
>you are magically castrated before you wake.
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All this talk about CHIM has got me reading about ES lore and I think my brain is melting.
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>>6415088
I don't know if it's the new 4chanx or the ban or what but my name won't stay

so this Luna invading dreams thing
is that what you guys want
would you prefer that over more applespike
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>>6415112
Imagine seeing Twilights dreams.

Now imagine seeing Scootaloo's dreams.

Theres your answer.
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>>6415099

At least try the Filly Cream Cheese.
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Do you want me to write in second person or third person?
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>Luna entered one of Nightguards dreams.
>Refused to leave her room for a few days after the 'incident'.
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>>6415145
Couldn't she just turn me into a filly and make stallions anally rape me instead?
To, um, teach me a lesson??
Yeah...
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>>6415081
When you really reflect on it it's not any stranger than cow's milk.

Hell human breast milk has a bigger stigma than cow's milk. That's fucked up.
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>>6415148
I cast me vote for AppleSpike
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>>6415082
does she want to be friends?
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>>6415148
LUNA APPEARS AS APPLEBLOOM IN SPIKE'S DREAMS.
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>>6415145
Haha, jokes on you. I can't dream of pone. I've tried for two years and still nothing! ;_;
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>>6415148
We are of a simple mind, man, you know us.

Luna, invading dreams, go!
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>>6415111
>>6415120
>>6415139
>>6415169
god damn it guys.
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>>6415137
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fWRPkXzk2A
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IT BEGINS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBISfv-6hfo
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>>6415137
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-u70hXTJqgM
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>>6415122

Well kudos to you anon.

But most of mlpg aren't the sort to let habits die easily.
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>>6415145
not my fault she can juice an apple between her buns of steel
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>>6415153
Whichever feels more comfortable.
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Human poses: The Episode.
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>invisible legs
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>>6415148
I want to see Luna bothering Ice Pack. prefferably yanking on the 1,000 year-old racism cord.
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>>6415148
>Luna walks in on Applejack and Spike
>it was all a dream
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>>6415082
Wanna smell my butt?
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>>6415117
Now what?
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what would fluttershy's milk taste like?
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>>6415189
Well, I'm back to my season two mindset of EVERY EPISODE IS THE BEST EVER.
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Is there someone here who would like a what.cd invite and isn't the kind of sperg to fuck up their ratio and get banned?
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>>6415148

Why can't we have both?
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>>6415217
Peaches
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>>6415148
I vote Applejack Season.
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Okay so second person.

You want it to be about luna and dreams or something else?
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>>6415148
Can't you do something just tangentially related to todays episode? Or is Scootaloo still boring and Dash a huge cunt?
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>>6415202
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>>6415216
>what are we going to do in the bathhouse, anon? *pomf*
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>>6415220
I could be that not-sperg.
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>>6415085
was never on that mindset to begin with.

But then again I am a simple man who gets pleasure from simple things.

For example the Trixie episode was boss as hell because her hat made a triumphant return.
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>>6415220
do they have ponies
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>>6415205
This, for the love of god, Glitter Glue, do this.

And use it to update IcePack.

>>6414867

Kinda like this.
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>>6415233
That sounds good unless you have a better idea.
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>tfw pone is like cats.
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>>6415245
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>>6414575
Stop, I don't want to draw. Stop making me feel like drawing terrible things. Why would you even do this to me.
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>>6415250
First guy I invited got put on ratio watch, freaked out, tried to download 50 GB before he got downloading disabled instead of trying to get his ratio back up, and got banned.

Second guy asked for an invite as a joke and didn't actually want it, and never used it but still activated the account.
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>>6415245
>that fucking scootaloo
if it weren't for the animation this episode would have been 5/10
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I bring you warm tidings
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>>6415291
pls draw
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>>6415290
>I am so camped right now.
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>>6415291
There is no part of me that is trying to stop you
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>>6415297
>questionable

No question about it.

Would cuddle the shit out of that butt.
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>>6415245
>was-that-good-for-you.png
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That mocking voice that Chrysalis-cadence and Flutterbitch have give me the worst kind of boner
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>>6415082

Can I join you?

https://rapidshare.com/files/96205525/orange_juice.mp3

>>6415291

Shhhh. Just let it take you. It is a good pain.
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anyone got a link to new episode?
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>>6415297
I would cuddle up to an overfilled Scratch. I'll bet she's warm and squishy.
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>>6415238
it was a nice episode and it had some very good visual gags here and there
I feel like of all the episodes it may have had some of the best comedic timing

that said I dunno overall I wasn't crazy about it
I actually liked Dash and Scoots in it more than most people it seems but still worst of their respective groups
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>>6415297
>about to save
>notice the gut

goddamn americans and your obeseity mcdonalds fetishes
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>>6415345
hey, I'm American and I think that's disgusting
lay off
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>>6415220
>ratios
This is faggotry.
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>>6415340
Sweetie was best filly this episode
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>>6415320
>not linking
I hope you get cancer
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>>6415260
I would have sent you the invite if you hadn't reminded me that derpymail is a thing.
>>6415354
gb2rutracker.
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>>6415297
too bad she has a terrible taste in music
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>tfw applehorse had already had a lot of screentime this season
>and shes gonna get even fucking more

Oh god yes.
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>>6415340
spike and applejack maaaaaaaaaaaan.
Actually, spike and everyone.
Wait... how many votes do i get?
Uhhhhng, fuuuuuuuck.
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>>6415291

Could be worse
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>>6415340
Oh well, hoped it might have inspired you to do something that wasn't, uh, what you are always doing all the time.

The BG music was really nice too
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>>6415324
Dang that's cute
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>>6415292
I used to have an Oink account way back when before it imploded. All my friends jumped to new sites and I got left behind.

Although that other guy posted his email already so you can give it to him. I probably wouldn't use it that much actually.
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>>6415220
What is it, exactly?
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DAMN SCOOTALOO IS A FUCKING PUSSY

also, why the fuck was Rarity being un-generous to Sweetie?!
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>Luna: Why are we using this giant airship, Celestia?
>Celestia: Because the toy line isn't gonna expand on its own.
>I'm sure many little girls will just love the Celestia and Luna airship play set, it comes with six cannons on the sides, twenty five turrets on the bottom, four missile launchers on top, and a giant lazer cannon on the front. So join Celestia and Luna on their peaceful diplomatic adventure around the Pony World.
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>>6415381
Sugarcube
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>>6415334
Would you keep her filled by making sure to take your supplements?
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>>6415340
But what about Luna, man.
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>>6415386
GG hates Dash so he probably doesn't care much for Scoots either
Not even that precious hugging moment could warm his frozen heart
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>>6415368
>You will never run your fingers along those smooth hips, cupping her firm buttocks in your hands and feeling the pudge around your fingers as you give them a light squeeze
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>tfw Rarifag
>tfw this episode made me like her even more

It's not about being 'perfect' or something. I love Rarity because she has so much personality.

When the first episodes aired I hated Rarity, I thought she'd be that boring fashion bitch who never does anything funny.

And then came This scene.
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>>6415390
music torrent site. The kind of place that will have not only every Jefferson Airplane album ever released, in every major format, but every release of every album.
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>>6415404
Oh, is THAT what she's full of?
Of course I would, I've got to keep her squishy.
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>>6415401
>no harpoon cannon on the front

DO THEY EVEN AIR PIRATES
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>>6415220

Yes. Yes there is.
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>>6415403
Oh shit
I just had the best episode idea
Twilight accidentally turns AJ's hat into a living, breathing pony
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>>6415297
>Intertrigo is inflammation or rash that develops in skin folds, where the top layer of the skin rubs against itself and temperatures are heightened. Bacteria, moistness, yeast or fungus contribute to its development. According to the University of Maryland Medical Center, intertrigo is most prevalent amongst obese individuals. In addition to irritation or itching, intertrigo can omit a foul-smelling odor. Morbidly obese individuals who are limited to lying in a bed or sitting for extensive periods of time are at further risk for the condition. Healthy weight management is recommended for prevention and reduction of intertrigo. In addition, fans and towels can help reduce moisture in the affected areas and reduce symptoms. If you have intertrigo, avoid tight-fitting clothing, as it also may trigger outbreaks.

morbid obesity is no laughing matter
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>>6415148
Is it too late to suggest SpikeApples?
>>6415324
AA, pls. You're suppose to encourage me to do good.
>>6415381
Hey, that's not bad. I bet you could do better if you tried. Lets see some more art, anon.
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>>6415418
What about a hot island song?
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I just torrented the first season of adventure time. Is there a reason for each episode being split into two halves?
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>>6415432
Mah SoA nigga.
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>>6415420
>date chubby chick
boom done
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>>6415447
each 22 minute episode is actually two 11 minute shorts
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>>6415424
But that scene was like minutes after even meeting Rarity for the first time
I felt the same way but it took me til Look before you Sleep to actually like her.

And thank god a reasonable Rarifag. All day it's been hectic
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>>6415424
Hello me
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>>6415441
>I bet you could do better if you tried. Lets see some more art, anon.

O-ok.
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>>6415429
Every album, ever, by any musician?
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>>6415401
Javkiller won't visit anymore.
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>>6415148
I'd really prefer you finish Apple Season Part Five, but you'll just turn it into a rape joke like usual.

You ruin even your own best material, GG.
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>>6415461
ok, that makes sense
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>>6415440
what the fuck is up with that person's body?
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>pony milk

https://dl.dropbox.com/u/18591885/rarityaj.png
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>>6415447
they're not split, adventure time episodes are 10 min each
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>>6415424
You know, Rarity in this made me realize something about Applejack.

She's so honest and trustworthy that it's difficult to write her as a starring role in an episode. Applejack locates the problem, solves it in the way that causes the minimal fuss, then moves the fuck on.

She is a great pony. That is her one weakness.
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>>6415414
Luna is easily within the top three princesses
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>>6415363
>15320
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzsxfO7dBlA

And how can you not remember how flutterbitch sounds
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>>6415297
LK pls
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>>6415148
Did you notice that Applejack took a bunch of fillies on a camping trip? Doesn't this seem a bit familiar?
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I drew something MLPG
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>>6415290
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>>6415493
What a horrific fetish.a
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>>6415498
You've got to remember her stubbornness and pride.
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Rollan'
1-3:Draw
4-7:Vidya
8-9:Vidya refurbishing
dubs or 0:MLPG decides
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>>6415518
Neat
I don't get it
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>>6415505
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>>6415515
>Did you notice that Applejack took a bunch of fillies on a camping trip? Doesn't this seem a bit familiar?
APPLE SCOUTS
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>>6415505
>forgetting Skyla

GG pls
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>>6415471
I'm emailing you gay porn as we speak.

For inspiration.
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>>6415493
Oh, god.... I feel the blood rushing to my crotch.... I've got to cut of my penis before it becomes erect. I can't become infected.
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>>6415459
yoo bad she has no hooves
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>>6415498
One day there will be a worthwhile Applejack episode grappling with the fact not everyone is as honest as she is - but very, very convincing at it. She'll get taken by someone or another and has to square her own policy of honesty and trusting others with SOME ponies who can't and don't live up to her expectations.
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>>6415522
Those were her two episodes.

Pride got her sleep deprived until she humbled herself and asked for help.

Stubbornness (and Applebloom) got her into the battle with Flim and Flam.
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>>6415537
No. Stop it you huge faggot.
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>>6415424
>Rarity
>Perfect
Pff
Yeah right
Her flaws is one of the reasons I love her so much. She's a lady. She's childish. She's cute. She's more than the classic fashionista character.


I was sure that I will hate her no matter what.
My first thoughts were Great another fashion obsessed character that's probably dumb.
Didn't help that the first thing I saw with her was the Winter Wrap Up leaked song and she was complaining about boots while everyone was starving.
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>>6415546
Yes please.
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>>6415563
but he's the one who said it
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>>6415476
Their collection isn't nearly complete, but it's impressive.

If it's available on the internet, it'll be available in several formats and with several different editions on what.cd.

Also, most of their FLACs are correctly ripped and come with CUE sheets and log files.
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>>6415553
Or a winking marehood and crotchboobs

Truly, humans are the worst ponies ever.
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>>6415440
Oh FUCK I've had this before. I smelled like turkey and bread. I wasn't even super-overweight but the folds of my legs just burned like Hellfire
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>>6415579
But you're the one with the name.
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>>6415546

I'm ok with this.
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>>6415571
I felt the same way at first, but I liked her more the more I saw of her.
I think she's the pony I'd most want to be friends with. I think we'd get along really well.
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Who has a favorite pony that hasnt changed from the start?

AJ for me.
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>>6415537
she is also a better sister than rainbow cunt
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>tfw Renne quest still hasn't updated
I need my fix
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>>6415546

>Poor Little Dragon-Boy
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>>6415597
>Getting mad for the sake of getting mad.
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>>6415556
It would be awesome if the twist was that Applejack had told a lie but there was a reacharound double twist at the end that showed she was telling the truth all along.
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>>6415580
Have they got a good amount of full albums by Jean-Jacques Perrey?
Because I can't find them anywhere.
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>>6415546
Replace Braeburn with Soarin.

Then you've got a stallion of each race all connected to the main six.
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>>6415580
Also, their request system ain't bad, either. Just got a request filled for something I'm pretty sure was not available freely on the internet previously.
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>>6415618
>not being eternally mad at everything always
I bet you don't even have a revenge list.
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>>6415519
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>>6415440
>trigger.
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What was the name of the campgrounds they went to?

The best I can make of what they're saying is "Windsom Falls" or something
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pone testan
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>>6415634
Dan pls
Just enjoy the ponies
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>>6415620
Oh Lordy, she'd be so upset that there are really zero consequences when you bullshit and turn out to be right.
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>>6415644
Winsome Woods, right?
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>>6415662
Yes, because heat, also beautiful winsome mares.
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>>6415644
"Winsome" It means like attractive or beautiful.
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>>6415626
Why not both?
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don't you want a pony sized hamster ball?
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>>6415634
I don't

The world works with me, because I am not useless and seek revenge against it.
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>>6415572
>>6415598
>>6415617
You guys are alright.
>>6415626
What if I just replace them with all the best ponies instead?
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>>6415683
>You will never be stuck in a plastic ball with Derpy.
;_;
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>>6415681
>those legs
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>>6415324

Just realized I forgot the collar on his sweater.
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>Luna entering your dreams
But but but but my right to privacy!

This just in, Equestria is worse than communist Germany.
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>>6415625
Yeah, they seem to have a whole bunch.
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>>6415693
>AJ
>better than Twilight
Nah
But I agree with the other two
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>>6415681
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>>6415706
>Implying you couldn't kick her out if you really wanted to
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>>6415704
Hnnnng
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>>6415681
>Soarin's penis is bigger than Braeburn's

This goes against my horsedick headcanon.
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>>6415708
>tfw 2late
https://dl.dropbox.com/u/734502/Jean-Jacques%20Perrey%20__%20What.CD_1355034852532.png
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>>6415706

You said about 7 things that make me angry
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>>6415708
OH MY WORD, will you please send me an invite if I post my email?
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>>6415727
Yeah, sure.
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What do you prefer?
An open world, Western RPG?
A more linear, story driven JRPG?

Which would work best for a pony game and why?
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>>6415693
>R63 universe
>Little femSpike
>Constantly surrounded by big, handsome stallions
>Its a little intimidating, and she loves it
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>>6415735 here
no guarantee you won't get spammed with gay porn as well, but I'll send the invite, yes.
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>>6415735

Thanks
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>>6415638
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>>6415683
>They thought keeping her grounding would be safer.
>You know what they say about fool proof plans.
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On a silent evening I sing a song

Tomorrow I'll sing with you, on the wings of a dream
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>You are teleported to equestria
>The only edible food is the milk from your favorite pony
You must convince your favorite horse to let you suck her breasts for food.

How likely would said pony be agreeable to it? What would you have to offer said pony for her to agree if she was at firs unwilling?
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>>6415735
Can you take a ten minute email or do I have to use that address to register?

a2004980@rmqkr.net
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>>6415748
I don't care.
>>6415754
AW THANKS A LOT ASSWIPE.
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So if Luna can see/speak through the moon, can Celestia see through the sun?
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>>6415699
>you will never get a hug from derpy
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>>6415741
Mating season would be awfully rough for a Spike of either gender, what with those wonderful naughty bits just at eye-level.

I just pray to God Spike gets his first urge to rut AFTER putting on some height
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>>6415104
>>6415121
Wow I can't draw.
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>>6415741

do you think they'd fight over who gets to take Spike's virginity? and if they did, would she enjoy being treated like a piece of meat rather than a person?
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>>6415739
Even though I like Wester RPGs more a linear story driven JRPG would fit pony more.
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>>6415681
Why the hell am I only gay for Pone?
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>>6415754

>>6415770
sorry, too late. Hopefully you weren't the guy who wanted Jean-Jacques.
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>>6415739
It's not really an RPG if you can't build your character.
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>>6415768
I would just tell her it's the only thing I can handle and ask her.
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>>6415768
>Great and Powerful milk
I could probably carry her around in a one-man palanquin since she doesn't trust wheels.
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>>6415797
Because you haven't met the right guy yet.
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>>6415768
I am sure fluttershy would be agreeable
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>>6415791
Now draw Scootaloo riding dash, with a bridle and shit

Not even sexually
Dash would look so annoyed
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>>6415798
Nope, I was: >>6415771
Thanks anyway, anon.
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>>6415791
such an arteest
look at that look of melancholy on Dash as she crushes the scooter
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Sweet Just registered. Thanks anon
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>>6415739
>implying Western RPGs aren't just as linear at their very core
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>>6415791
You're actually not terrible. I'm surprised.

Work on it. And fucking finish Trixie's Minions.
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>>6415805
>you can't play a role if you don't have complete customization

What's wrong with taking control of a preset character?
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>>6415739
I'd rather have Sims with ponies (and no EA cashmoney involvement)
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>>6415849
That's what you do in every game.

Super Mario Bros. isn't an RPG though.
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>>6415854
I would buy this.
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>>6415791

WHERE did you get those pencils and paper, Nanaki? You know what Management said...

http://vocaroo.com/i/s16uqoowYqLQ
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>>6415840
Some aren't, though, even if it is an exception to most. New Vegas isn't linear, Skyrim isn't linear, and most other open world sandbox RPGs aren't linear
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>>6415151
Twilight obviously dreams of Celestia every night.
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>>6415778
>Celestia uses the sun to speak to unsuspecting races on the other side of the planet.

>Deer have been known sun worshipers for centuries.

>It's ironic that they have such a distrust for ponies.
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>>6415795
twilight has first call on him
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>>6415862
Is this going to turn into a semantics argument? Because if it is, forget I ever asked.
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>>6415778

YES BUT SHE BURNS HER EYES WHILE DOING IT
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>>6415821
what if I never will?
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>>6415768
"Yeah, uh, Twilight, as part of the curse that brought me here the wizard told me I absolutely positively can only consume one food."

"Yeah, um, you're probably very familiar with it, or you might be--

"Yes, well, hay is nice but it's something YOU PERSONALLY produce.

"No, not the pickles, I mean it's sort of a fluid. NO GOD NO not THAT, that's gross! It's perfectly natural. For, you know, infants.

Yes, you can see why I was hesitant to bring this up.

"Why you and not Mrs. Cake? Well, um, see, you're - you're my favorite pony. Yes. Yes really.

"... Yeah I don't know why there are Pinkie fans either. But we good on the food thing? Yes, about the pump, um, that won't work either.

"Don't worry, I'm VERY discrete"
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>>6415872
ha
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>>6415739
probably the wrpg
I just want to roam equestria
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>>6415634
one day i will achieve perfect anger.

and then i will become hate incarnate
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>>6415844
>That's not terrible.
Oh my god you gave me hope.
Because I now think I can draw better then that shit.
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>>6415795
>>6415882
>implying Twilight didn't already take it
>"You're my #1 assistant."
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>>6415771
You can still take the interview; it's a bit of a pain, but it's how I got in in the first place.

http://www.whatinterviewprep.com/

There's a pretty thorough outline of what you do to get an interview and pass it. Best advice is to be honest and err on the side of "I don't know but I could ask on the forums or IRC" for questions you don't know the answer to.
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>>6415872
Now do another one that's exactly the same but replace 'wolf nanaki' with 'deafdefiler' and 'supervision' with 'armed supervisors'.
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>>6415893
Twilight is reasonable.
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>>6415739
>Implying an open world WRPG can't be story driven
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Holy crap this place even has overwerk torrents. So Awesome!
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>>6415903

>implying I'm going to read all that
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>>6415910
Thank you.
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>>6415882
Do you think they make it group event, even if Twilight has first go?
Would the other 5 want to watch? Would Spike want them too?
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>>6415893
Where did he say the pump wouldn't work? Just has to be milk from your favorite, not milk directly from her teats.
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>>6415928
QUIT RUBBING IT IN OUR FACES YOU LITTLE SHIT.
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>>6415872

>boop!
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>>6415889
Well, that'd be unfortunate, but if you put forth a little effort, I don't think that'd happen
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>>6415910
Yeah. I highly recommend that everyone try the interview.

It's not harder than a school exam, and what could do with more members.
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>>6415768
>>6415946
> let you suck her breasts for food.

Are you BLIND?
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>>6415946
Because he wants a nipple in his mouth, duh.
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>>6415758
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>>6415883
Sorry. I'll stop too.
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Would you give fluttershy a nice, rough, scrub down?
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>>6415889
stick to women? get use to being alone?
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>>6415940

oh, it's assuredly a group event. probably a train.
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>>6415768
Fluttershy would be easy, she wouldn't even ask anything in return. Twilight would just need you to explain things in a scientific manner, then she'd let you suck them teats dry.
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>>6415975
Yes.
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>>6415711
Them's fighting words, anon. Everyone knows Apple horse and Fashion horse are best horses.

Also Pink horses tags along.
>>6415741
>>6415788
>>6415795
I don't know how to feel about all that.
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>>6415975
I'd love to. Get her all clean and fresh and warm and snuggly wuggly and cutesy pootsey and OH GOD IT'S HAPPENING
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>>6415969
That too.
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>>6415930
don't bother
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>>6415946
>using a pump
well there 99% of the fum
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>>6415805
Then there is no true RPG. Why can't I be a multi-tentacled, raping Alien in Skyrim? Their bull-shit "customization" menu is just a bunch of pre-sets with random cosmetics.
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>>6415975

No - I'd be very gentle.

And very thorough. I'd brush every inch of her mane and tail out and make it look like silk.
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>>6416006
I haven't laughed like that in a LONG time
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>>6415999
Fashion horse is
Followed by book horse and then Party horse
Apple horse isn't that good. She's just not as worse as cunt horse and useless horse
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>>6415939
If you come by at an awkward time, you could end up waiting 5-6 hours for an interview, but I suspect if you time it right it's not so bad. An hour or two of reading up should be enough for someone who doesn't really know anything about audio codecs or torrents, but wants to learn enough to "pass", to pass.

It's not exclusionary, Just remember to answer conservatively. "I'd check the wiki if I was unsure" is a far better answer than "No, transcoding is never allowed"
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>>6415975
I'd be very gentle while drying her off. It would be like cuddling her
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>A pegasus will never wrap their forelegs and wings around you in a loving embrace
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>>6415878
>The first modern ambassadors study the history of pony history and society.
>A few times.
>Mainly the history.
>"Part ah tis seems familiar..."
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>>6416018

I would love a Morrowind/Oblivion-style Pony RPG.

Seriously, I think it'd make me ridiculously happy to have a totally open sandbox version of Equestria with little bits of worldbuilding scattered about and places to explore.
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>>6416031
>cunt horse
Anon pls watch the show
Her name now is Not-as-big-of-a-cunt-as-she-used-to-be horse
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>>6416021
But what if she wanted it rough, and long?
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>>6416054
>tfw
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>>6416064

>Daedric Shrines are replaced by shrines to various baddies from the series' history
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>>6416069
Then that would be super. I'd get her so FUCKING clean.
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>>6415971
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>>6416077
Be a bigger /v/ faggot. I dare you.
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>>6415981
Not that she has any choice in the matter, being such a good little assistant she'd put their needs ahead of her selfishness anyway
but does she want it to go like this?
Or would she rather her fist time have been something more personal
So while she's going to go through with it, her heart just isn't in it
She'll let them use her, but wont be able to stop thinking about what could have been
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>>6415741
you guys are full of good ideas
I'll try to get on more applejack season tomorrow and maybe hit up some luna or femspike or whatever later
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>>6416068
>not the cunt horse with the heart of gold
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>>6415878

I always thought they got along better with Earth Ponies - deeper connection to the land and whatnot.

Also they can probably drink more than the other ponies with their higher constitution
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>>6415975
I would wash her softly and gently.

>>6416077
I do not think you actually know what Daedric Shrines are.
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>>6416064
They did give us a legit map for that.

I'd rather a Paper Mario 2 style RPG to be honest. There's enough characters and bosses/monsters to go around
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>>6416092
What about tonight, GG?

What about tonight?!
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>>6416071
>filename
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>>6416031
This is my tier list. I like it pretty well.

Main:
Applejack/Rarity
Pinkie Pie
Twilight Sparkle
Fluttershy
Rainbow Dash

CMC:
Scootaloo
Applebloom
Sweetie Belle
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>>6416083

CASUALIZED CONSOLE CRAP FOR COWADOOTY BABBIES -3/10 WOULD NOT EVEN CONSIDER PIRATING
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>>6416064
I'd like Equestria just being one nation ruled by pone, with other races like Griffons/Zebras and whatever having their own Races and Nations, complete with weaknesses and strengths.
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Derpy is a very ugly pony
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Would you protect a Scootaloo from the headless horse?
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>>6415741
seems like R63 rarity and spike is a lot more likely, just a quickie for him to nut
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>>6416069
Well she might want that, but she would just feel awful that you weren't feeling equally as happy about it since she doesn't have much of a belly to scrub
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>>6416131
on the inside
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>>6416118
>Sweetie
>Bottom of the list
THIS MEANS WAR CREEPY
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>>6416018
It's a sliding scale. Vidya has limitations. They have to render the character you create so they can only plan for so much.

Tabletop is much more open. If your DM will tolerate your bullshit you can do almost anything.
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>>6416133
I would protect Scootaloo from anything.
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>>6416133
Fuck no, I would kick one of her knees in and run.
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What if pony was fast
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>>6416118
How can Scootaloo be your Favorite and Dash is at the fucking bottom?

I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS
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>>6416140
>implying
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>>6416148
I really want to see the future allow us to have computers pretty much be a DM, and simulate any world you want, and any characters you want.
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>>6416149

Me too! We should be friends. Would you Like this?

[ ] Yes
[ ] No
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>>6416134
>Spike makes it clear when it's just the two of them that she'd prefer Twilight not invite over Rarity any more, as he makes her uncomfortable
>Twilight lectures her on the importance of friendship, and how not spending time with Rarity would endanger her educational career
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>>6416118
You have a good taste in main cast.
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>>6416165
>implying
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>>6416133
Sure. You think a shotgun would take out one of its knees?
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>2AM
>sudden craving for chocolate
>all the shops are closed
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>>6416130
There is the whole >Pony princesses control the sun and moon thing, so Equestia probably gets a bit more respect than average, but they can't really use it as a bargaining chip. If Celestia fucks with the sun too much it will affect her citizens as much as anyone elses
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>>6416179
Yes.
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>>6416130
does anyone else think griffons and Minotaurs have a mixed militaristic government?
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Anyone want to skype? Im bored
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>>6416208
gib username
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>>6416186
Rainbow you are not potatos. get out of there you just look silly
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>>6416208
No
Bad anon
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>>6416189
Oh man, that baby changeling queen design on the package is to cute.
Is there a full vector thing of her?
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>>6416165
Horses can go pretty fast, them niggas will toss you flat going full gallop and paralyze your ass like Superman Christopher Reeve
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>>6416189
>changeling filly

Oh fuck! My dick can't take this!
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>>6416182
> Twilight in charge of understanding what sort of "uncomfortable" they're referring to

She's so green at this 'emotions' thing she can't into subtext, or even possibly that romantic feelings make for tensions you just don't care for.
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>>6416208
>>>/soc/
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>>6416189
Make some hot chocolate. My heating is broken, and I have almost 0 degree F weather, so I'm wrapped in a blanket sipping some hot cocoa I made
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>>6416130
I like to think that Equestria is one of the more smaller countries. The other races have autonomy but if Celestia needs something from them they will do it.
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>>6416231
>she
come the fuck on chistery.
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>>6416241
I don't have anything chocolate though.

Hence the dilemma.
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>>6416182

is Rarity aware of the effect he has on Spike, or does he just not care?
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>>6416240

And if you mention ponies you get made fun of
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>>6416261
If you pretend to be a girl that's literally never the case
Have fun
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>>6416250

Go get some then
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>You will never teleport to equestria
>Twilight will never be able to put you in embarassing/sexual situations due to her lack of understanding
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what if derpy got her own comic called my derpy
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>>6416092
Do you ever forget how to draw horse legs?

I do that about every other day, and I have no idea why. They're so simple.
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>>6416241
Get a hot water bottle, they keep your feet so warm
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>>6416256
he knows it but doesn't give a fuck
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>>6416081
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Flaring horsecock or winking marecunt?

Or both?
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>>6416276

I dont want to pretend to make fun internet friends
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>>6416261
> you get made fun of
you sound like you're really young
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>>6416290
Both
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>>6416284
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>>6416256
I imagine he doesn't care. Are playboys usually ultra-sensitive of how their actions and advances (and later clarification that it's not so serious, so stop acting so clingy!) can effect a young, vulnerable girl?
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>>6416282
would buy
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>>6416290
winking marecunt
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>Book 1: Magic
>Book 2: Laughter
>Book 3: Loyalty
>Book 4: Honesty
>Book 5: Generosity
>Book 6: Kindness
>Book 7: Magic II
>Book 8: Harmony
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>>6416250
The problem is not having a strategic reserve of hot chocolate. Just buy a thing of Hershey pure cocoa powder, and make it from scratch. It lets you adjust the sweetness and what not, and a thing of it lasts forever
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Luna if you have ever seen my dreams, i'm sorry
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>>6416280
>tfw you will never be able to encourage pones to nuzzle and grind up against your crotch until you mess your drawers
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>>6416282
I'd like to see that. Something like a Calvin and Hobbes comic following derpy in the back of every Comic of MLP
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>>6415826
Okay here. Best I could do, getting sleepy.

>>6415844
Lies, I'm awful. But thanks.

>>6415906
Draw your heart out!

>>6415872
That's classified information, Anon.
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>>6416322
She can read all of your posts, too.
Even anonymously. Celestia too.
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>>6416305
>from the few playboys i have know they just plainly don't give a shit
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Im watching the Evil Dead right now, about to make some hot coco.

Question. If I mix chocolate mix with eggnog, will it taste good?
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>>6416144
Sweetie Belle is a great pone. I think all of the CMC are great. There really isn't really any rhyme or reason over why I'd pick one over the other. I guess I just like the way they look or something.

>>6416168
Because Scoots is cool and is nice to her friends and Rainbow Dash is Rainbow Dash.

Also you didn't even come to my birthday party, jerk.

>>6416185
You also have good taste in main cast.
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>>6416324
That sounds arousing.
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>>6415441

Naw it didn't work.
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Did we just all of the sudden decide not to write erotic stories?
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>>6416337
Thanks for drawing that, I like it
Now go finish Trixie's minions
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Would pone like Mountain Dew and Doritos?
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>>6416353
hell yeah it would
Evil dead is teh fucking shit
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>>6416337
I chuckled
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Luna seems almost terrifying in her ability to literally enter your mind. I always though Twilight was OP, but Luna really needs a nerf. What if Luna goes into peoples dreams to have sex with them, since it's not technically real?
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>>6416368

Im watching the original, then army of darkness.
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>>6416362
I'm writing a story but it's not eroitca
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>>6416362
No one started
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>>6416309
This sound familiar but I can't remeber exactly from where
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>>6416304
I think among all the object ponies, that one has to be he only on that is actual pony sized.
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>>6416362
I never signed anything like that
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>>6416362
Nothing is ever decided
You can't force things
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>>6416378

Is this whole luna in dreams thing canon? Or did scoots just dream of luna able to go into dreams.
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>>6416378
Man, we talked about that last thread.
She'll take the form of your ideal sexual companion, whether you know it or not.
It's a cool situation.
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>>6416388
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>>6416341
All my post? That's too lewd.
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>>6416379
But....
Why are you skipping the best one?
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>>6416362
I haven't been posting any, and I've got like 3 waiting in the wings, including darfs request
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>>6416392
The last time something was forced we had fluffy ponies.
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>>6416303
On the same pone?
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>>6416305
>he comes by every other week to give Spike lessons on how to do fashion shit (sewing, modelling, whatever)
>each compliment he gives her, she feels like she could practically float
>but on the heels of each of those compliments comes an insult (whether on purpose or not), that tears her heart out
>by the end of the day, she doesn't know whether she wants to sing or cry
>Rarity leaves and gives zero fucks, knowing it's just a matter of time
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>>6416355
We have the same power level
We should be friends
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Finally got to see the new horse episode.

I really, really like AJ and Rarity when AB and Sweetie are there. They have a good dynamic as sisters. This episode and Sisterhooves Social were first rate.

Why is AJ such a perfect sister? Hnnnnng. Makes me wish I had one.
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I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that Luna was the best part of the episode.

Don't get me wrong, the episode did a lot right. Good humor, good characterization... but for me, finally figuring out how to make Luna both relevant and interesting was what really sold it. It gave me a reason to look forward to more episodes with Luna in them, and it finally returned some focus to the fantasy side of the equation without feeling like it tried to hard to be serious.
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The time for grab assing is over

Lets get these erotic greentexts going boys.
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>>6416400
Well, we saw Luna in Scoots first dream, without scoot even knowing she was there. Plus later we saw Scoot look at the moon, which glowed back at here with the mare on the moon, so I figure Luna actually enters dreams
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>>6416400
We may never know the truth
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>>6416378
i'm a little dissapoint that 2/3 princesses can break
privacy like that, there is luna, but with cadence she forces ponies to love each other
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>>6416405
>Luna enters Anon's dreams
>Holy fuck what the hell did I just get myself into?
>Seriously, I don't even know what half these organs are for
>
>
>but I think I'm starting to like it
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>>6416420

Because I just saw 'Evil Dead: The Musical' and want to watch the one it was based off of
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>>6416432
>Why is AJ such a perfect sister
because it isn't her sister
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>>6416423
nah, two different pones
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>>6416424
Man, I can just imagine spike trying to maintain her composure when Rarity tells her that they're not "a thing", and that it was just sex, and to lighten up.
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>>6416440
You first anon
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>>6416424
>knowing it's just a matter of time
YOU FUCKED UP

IF YOU ARE GOING TO DO IT, DO IT RIGHT.
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>>6416353

>not streaming it.
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>>6416453
You've got it.
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Has anyone ever had a dream with pone in it? The closest I got was having a dream where I bought a pone toy at hot topic, then immediately get embarassed and try to sell it back
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>>6416453
>implying she wouldn't run away as soon as she entered
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>>6416468
Rarity is evil.
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>>6416481

I wouldn't know where to begin
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>>6416440
>Anon and pony are sitting
>Then they fuck
>then they fuck again
>then they cuddle and fuck again
>The end

>written by Anon
>Age 8
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>>6416437
>implying Luna will ever show up again or use that relevant power
I liked it too, but I still think rarisweet made the episode anything more than average.
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>you will never be a timid, petite, nerdy girl stuffed by your friend's handsome, fashionable friend
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>>6416388

>Book 9: Crusaders
>Book 10: Laughter II
>Book 11: Blazing Courage (Spike)
>Book 12: Loyalty II
>Book 13: Wind Crasher (Gilda)
>Book 14: Honesty II
>Book 15: Illusions (Trixie)
>Book 16: Generosity II
>Book 17: Stoic Temperment (Big Mac)
>Book 18: Kindness II
>Book 19: Midnight Shift (Luna)
>Book 20: Magic III
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>>6416445
Maybe Cadence can't actually FORCE love, just push it along.

Like, she can bring the emotions to the forefront of the mind, break down barriers, and remove fears of rejection.

Besides: any old pony can FORCE love. That's what Love Poison is for! Pic related would know.
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>>6416457
> Apple incest
Hahaha, let's not.
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>>6416492
Man, I've had so many pony dreams I've lost count.
But whenever I have one I immediately describe it to MLPG upon waking.
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>>6416492
Does this count?
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>>6416492
Rarity was blowing me in a movie theater, then the janitor walked in and she kept sucking harder, then I came in her mouth and woke up
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>>6416453
>Anon has to petition Celestia to get her sister barred from his mind.
>She gets curious as to what is going on.
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>>6416378
She doesn't do it on purpose, but won't object if she's in the right mood, especially if the dream involved herself in the first place.

Now, what happened when she paid a visit to Braeburn? I'm sure she got quite an eyeful of Big Mac. Hopefully, she didn't disturb them. or did she?
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>>6416492
I've had one or two where they were kind of there and didn't have a role in the dream at all. Like I would run past one in a corridor while hiding from pursuers, and never come back or engage at all.

Am I the most boring ponyfag of all time? Probably.
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>>6416492
yeah i had one

something about the ponies in elevators...
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>>6416246
> implying the actual canon show Twilight isn't female

GG is working from that as a model, surely.
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>>6416520
>more MLPG dreams than pony dreams
it's terrible
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>>6416064
>>6416130
>>6416206
>>6416245

Ponies seem like they'd mostly be like Imperials/Cyrodiilians, with touches of the other races mixed in.

They're a varied bunch, but Celestia seems to be their main authority figure and in that sense they have a sort of unified cultural identity.
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>>6416492
My last pony dream was me, Rarity and Twilight at a fancy restaurant
Rarity had a fancy dress that I can't remember and Twilight was just Twilight.
Then we get drunk as fuck and start laughing like retards while leaving. Of course we're all holding each other since we couldn't walk without aid.
Everyone in the restaurant was looking strange at us.
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>>6416527
No. That's a mental breakdown
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>>6416535
Maybe. Was it on purpose, though?
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>>6416504
>then they cuddle

TOO HOT FOR TV
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Do you often climax to images or thoughts of ponies?
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>The pulsating phallus of anon twitched with pain
>Its cry to be milked almost transcended words
>In the darkness, a smile appeared, a dastardly smile.
>Those white, pearly teeth shown like the reflection of the moon during the darkest of nights.
>And it was getting closer
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>>6416527

Whatever happened to ghost-hug-anon anyway?
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>>6416468
and then she goes and takes comfort in Twilight, who loves her back, yada yada...

i just realized this is the plot of twenty-five percent of movies today.
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>>6416430
Woah, woah, woah, woah.

Woah. I think your power level dwarfs mine there, kiddo. I just like cute pones being friends with other cute pones.
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>>6416583
"often" is a good way of describing it
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>>6416603
After switching to ponies do you cum harder than before? More frequently?
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>>6416514
>Every Applecest post ever
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>>6416592
he said something about attemping a megaritual then he never returned
I assume he was murdered by ghost ponies or something
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>>6416599
You have gain my respect
You still have horrible rankings
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>>6416583

TO STORIES. PICTURES DO NOTHING ANYMORE AND I THINK THAT IS A PROBLEM
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>>6416190
I can see the Ponies being the Imperials, and Celestia being the Emporess. The dawn of a new age is when the empress and all lineage die, and the sun and the moon begin rising on their own
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>>6416511
>still, if you have that power to do some thing like that then they should use it responsibly, if a relationship is going to end then it should end.
That and I've had some dreams that I would really like to keep personal and if anyone could waltz right on in and see what is going on that wouldn't be that good
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>>6416599

Pls pay attention to my shitty 40 minute ms paint drawing

You're breaking my heart
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>>6416599
Embarassed scrunch Rarity is adorable as fuck.
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>>6416437
>best part of the episode

Really?
I thought she was pretty forced and unnecessary.
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>>6416583
Nah, I ran out of juice after awhile with ponies, then moved onto real beast
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>>6416636
Whoa, same here.
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>>6416627
>implying applecest isn't best cest
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>>6416622
No, I would say it has been a fairly consistent transition
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>>6416636
What sort of stories?
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>>6416453
>Luna is used to having control over dreams
>But being inside the dream, she isn't immune to its influences
>Anon's dreams are particularly bad, she starts to feel different the moment she enters
>Normally she only stays long enough to make sure everything is fine, but this time something is different
>There's a sort of tension in the air, a hot haze over everything, including her
>She can feel it filling her mind, affecting her thoughts
>She knows she should leave, but she's so curious, so interested
>This is something new, no pony has had a dream like this before
>She can't resist
>She has to find Anon, she has to learn what kind of dream this is
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>>6416583
I use pictures as a "base", which I then use to craft stories that go along with the picture. I can't get off to any video because it leaves nothing for my mind to create
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>>6416651
>Applejack introducing Applebloom and Babs to the family tradition
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>>6416651
It's not
Princesst is far superior
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>>6416651
hold the fuck up
selfcest is and always will be the best cest
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>>6416641
Sure! Show it to me, anon. I always love seeing other people's art!
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>>6416656

A lot of them. All kinds.

I can see why women enjoy it so much and why 50 shades is so popular.

Just saying that makes me feel bad...

Damn my awesome imagination
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>>6416645

Why?
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>>6416661
YES!
IMPERCEPTIBLE MENTAL CHANGES!
MY NUMBER ONE SEX THING.
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>>6416679
but that is expected. have to keep the royal blood pure.
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>>6416437
Was I the only one not polarized by Luna?

I thought her entry was appropriate and honestly about fucking time the creators had her be relevant.

But I didn't think it was great or bad. I loved the AJ and AB interactions, though. 2qt
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>>6416683
>>6416360
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>>6416679
This guy knows what is up.
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>>6416684
Anything specific? A particular kink that gets you going more than anything else? Or perhaps a certain pone that gets your blood flowing?
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>>6416676
of course they only had one bed. on purpose.

applejack cleaned applebloom's sheets she knew what she was doing and knew that babs would be able to help her out.
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Hey anon, I brought you a pony.
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>>6416555

>Gryphons are Redguards
>Zebras are Dunmer
>Deer are Bosmer
>Sheep are Nords
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>>6416692

>it has been eight thousand years since there was a natural male in the Royal family
>Luna and Celestia are starting to get a little more unhinged than usual
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>>6416694
Luna struck me as sort of awkward in this episode. Which makes sense since it's been 1000 years since she talked to anypone.
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>>6416736
i hope you brought a receipt too
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>>6416736
fine, but next time get me a pony that isn't autistic next time
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>>6416736
Thank you so much! I got you a gorilla!
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>>6416676
>Applejack and Big Mac show how "everything works" to applebloom, instead of just giving her "the talk"
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>>6416736
Was she brought to me against her will? I would take her home if she was.
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>>6416645
>Nightmares.
>Expecting the princess of the night to not intervene.
>"But Anon, it's just Scootaloo!"
True, but she is camping out with an Element.
I would think Celestia is having her follow them a lot.
Getting her to trust her sisters choice on bearers.

Scootaloo had to trust that Dash would accept that she wasn't as tough as she let on, and Dash, as always was loyal.
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>>6416686
Actually I literally just figured it out.
It was one tiny detail that made Luna feel off.
She shouldn't have actually been the headless horse.
It would have been so much better if that was just a nightmare manifested by Scootaloo and she showed up and poofed it away.
Luna said it herself, it's her duty to enter dreams, not to cause them.
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>>6416360
Looking good, anon. Just gotta keep practicing and you can draw all the pones you want.

>>6416632
Well rankings aren't suppose to be factual. It's all just opinion. Different people like different things, and with a big pool of different personalities like all the pones have, it's to be expected. About the only pony I really don't care for is Rainbow Dash but that's just like, my opinion, man.
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>>6416437
My favorite part of the episode was Sweetie being both adorably little-girl manipulative and naive at the same time.

She went from guilting Rarity into going on the trip with her, to happily pulling all their gear and pushing Rarity on her wheely-couch

Adorable
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>>6416769
Her home, or your home?
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>>6416769
i hate that horse
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>>6416728

yo...you first.
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How do 'bases' work while dating in Equestria?

I mean, they do group hugs, but is "that first hand-hold" first base, or is it hugging with that one person you like, or ... ?
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>>6416739
>Zebras aren't redgaurds\
>Crystal Ponies aren't Nords
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>>6416772
Not just an Element Bearer.

Three Element Bearers.
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So who is ready for the fluttershyxbig mac episode?
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>>6416781
Tripfag-as-Anon pls

We all know you like the conniving little cunt

But it's not very special; I mean have you spent time with the average kid lately? They will wheedle anything out of you.
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>>6416781
Yep, Sweetie is both irresistible and easily led. That's why she's best loli.
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>>6416785
You're terrible. How can you hate this?
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>>6416739
Who were the Dwemer?
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>>6416745
And she had to mystical because it was a dream and all.

Damn it luna lurk more and learn how people talk to one another before you go trouncing around in peoples dreams.

Luna actually doesn't look into everyone's dreams, she just comforts the orphans in the world and watches over orphan ponies.
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>>6416781
I was just a little miffed seeing Sweetie lugging all that, and her sister around. If she weren't smiling through it all I would have been genuinely upset.
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>>6416788
>Ponies fuck on the first date
>Getting married is "third base"
>You never find out what a pony home run is
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>>6416514
Hah, the thumbnail looks like a dong
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>>6416806
Oh yeah that's a thing...
What's the next episode?
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>>6416773
I thought she did
I only watched it once so far, but I thought she came out of the moon behind the headless horse and exploded it into shadowstuff

Maybe I'm wrong though
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>>6416772
same answer here*
>>6416773

*ʷᵃʳᶰᶦᶰᵍ: ᵒᵖᶦᶰᶦᵒᶰˢ
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>>6416784
Her home. I probably bet she would miss her friends and I would not like her to be sad about this.
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>>6416786
Just about anything. Though I am partial to copious everything.
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>>6416806
>implying that's going to be a thing
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>>6416813
easy
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>>6416788

First base is snuggle

Second is kiss

Third is stuff with mouths

Fourth is, well, the stuff with phallus and vagina

fifth is Fetishes

Sixth is We dont talk about sixth
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>>6416832
You're a good man, Anon.
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>>6416822
But that was the whole point.
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>tfw you want to finish a pone fic but you're just not feeling creative at all
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>>6416823
Pony home run is absorption
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>>6416814
>>6416791

The Crystal Ponies were the Dwemer/Ayeilids

Also,

>Zebra
>Redguards

That's inaccurate, because what we've seen of Zebras so far, they're not aggressive or warlike.
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>>6416830
Just checked
You're right

I think my whole opinion may have just crumbled beneath the sand it was built upon
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>>6416798
Scoot only was around one...
Shesh, you expect me to pull bullshit out of my ass for two more ponies!?
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>>6416814
Sea Ponies
>>
MY ONION>YOUR OPINION
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>>6416828
Wonderbolt academy
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>>6416861
Stop being me.
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>>6416822
I loved how happy she was when setting the tent
And then before the first story how much she was smiling after giving the tea to Rarity
She and Rarity are best and cutest sisters
>>
:C
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>>6416860
I know and it ended up being cute that way. What a happy little pone.
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>>6416788
Equestria is a very open society, and sex is seemed as a thing to do with anyone if you both consent. Because of this, all the bases have to do with purely inement and loving things, like nose nuzzling and cuddling
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>>6416834
Copious everything is a good phrase
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>>6416861
o god i know that feel
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>>6416788
I don't know, but anything we'd consider normal like telling a pony you really want to fuck them is way, way past weird - they prefer sex that just "happens," not shit you think about.

SPECIAL HUGGIES

SPECIAL HUGGIES

So intentional sex would be way way higher

Image related
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>>6416592
Contrary to popular belief, I did not get murdered by ghost ponies. I successfully performed this crazy ritual to summon her and I finally got to kiss her. I felt happy for once in my life. I thought this feeling would never end, but she disappeared one day and never came back.
>>
What is the mystery of episode 8?
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>>6416877
That better be one tasty onion, Anon.
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>>6416868
That's because we saw one Zebra. I guess they could be closer to Kaijit, if you want, though.
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Are there ghosts in equestria?

>>6416904
Introduction of humans
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>>6416772
>"But Anon, it's just Scootaloo!"
If Luna is Dream, then she goes wherever she's most needed at a given point in time.
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>>6416872
No, I'm saying that there were three Element Bearers out on a camping trip together. Of course Luna is going to visit all their dreams, just to make sure everything's going fine.

If you have half the most powerful weapon out sleeping in a cave, you want to make sure that no one else there is going to do anything that might endanger it.
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>>6416773

That's a good point. It bugged be that they used her model for it and it didn't make sense in context.

Other than that though, I was pretty satisfied. She finally has a speaking voice that isn't awkward, and as I've said already she now has a function in the show more than randomly showing up in the background.
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>>6416848
Base Six is loving sex for the purpose of procreation. Really.
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>>6416875

>Underwater Ruins

Those would be pretty cool, actually.
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>>6415085
>Seriouly, outside of the two-parter, this is a great season.
Seriously, outside of the constant human poses

Constant human poses

human poses!!!!
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>>6416904
it's all about everyone's favorite REDACTED pony
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>>6416877
>>6416908
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>>6416868
What? Look at this stone cold mother fucker right here. Just stealing that shit. He don't give a fuck who sees him. Just straight jackin' it.
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>>6416899
The terrifying thing is I can't decide whether you're being sarcastic or not.
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>>6416875
Can't wait for King Leo and have this Cosmic Council thing explained.

>There will be no Shoe Bee Dew
That's the only thing that makes me sad
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>>6416924

Well I didn't like the pinkie episode that much
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>>6416938
> Zebra
> Goat eye
YOU FUCKING BEEFED IT
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>>6416924
and? in reality, they aren't that bad. I would love to see episodes without them, but this has been a problem since the beginning of season 2, and really isn't that big
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>>6416930
holy horseapples i love this pic
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>>6416918
It's actually a pretty cool function
I wish they would have done an episode more centric to it though, it seemed just kind of tacked on
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>>6416927
I'm seriously beginning to think this is what it is.
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>>6416899

Describe everything. Describe everything.
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>>6416911

Really, their racial personalities overlap in so many places, I think trying to find a way to analogously map any of the hooved races to the people of Nirn would be impossible.
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>>6415085
But the premieres are also good
Better than the pilots in my opinion
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>>6416956

Its prolly humans.
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who here played this game?
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>>6416930
ONIONMAN TO THE RESCUE
>>
Well, what is one thing they can introduce to the show that would alienate their fanbase?
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>>6416924
They're a little annoying
And they have increased over time

But the horse things have increased too

Its just the studio having more budget/assets to reuse/time to do more interesting animations

So we get some weird things like sitting on logs like humans

But we also get more little horse jokes like Scootaloo's whinny at the tree, or dash's little angry kick in HCFS

Overall the average hasn't really changed, the boundaries are just moving apart
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>>6416891
Is that your thing too?
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>>6416967
I really want to see humans just to watch MLPG maniphest into a ball of pure rage
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>>6416924
Flip out harder, faggot. They did the neck-nuzzling, they still manipulate things we would by hand with their mouths, and having them stand on all four hooves all the time isn't really visually appealing or interesting in terms of distinguishing scenes; same goes for them lying down. You wanna get pissed off about ponies sitting? Maybe you should consider what limiting them means for scene work and making an episode's character motions interesting or new.

Goddamn I am actually mad right now.
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>>6416875
>>6416920
Aren't the Sea Ponies more equivalent to the Dreugh?

Remember those crab monster things that assaulted you in Oblivion (on land) and Morrowind (by sea)? They're actually a sentient race called the Dreugh. As part of their lifecycle, they spend time on land right before puberty. Like reverse-frogs.
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>>6416982
Humans.
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>>6416951
I trust that GG knows best about what he draws.

Most of the time.
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>>6416899
I told you that you should have tapped white mana instead of using electronics
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>>6416967
i would like some sea ponies and possibly a shoo be doo then one of them cuts them short and that is all they get out,

but they would have to do something masterful about humans to keep me in the good mindset for this season
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>>6416982
you're talking about that tweet by the animator?

I think he was just talking about the blatant decline in show quality
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>>6416661
DON'T FUCKING STOP
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>>6417006

the fuck is white mana?
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>>6416982
Which fanbase, the children or the manchildren?
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>>6417015
He stopped 20 minutes ago, faggot. What are you going to do about it?
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>>6416954

We can only hope they reference it in the future and make it relevant.
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>>6416990
most things are my thing
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>>6416924
I like the human poses.

They're ponies! It's cute.
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>>6417022

Manchildren
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>>6417020

semen
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>>6417020
Pretty sure it's a reference to a trading card game.
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>>6417020
magic the gathering i guess?
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>>6417028

Well which fetish do you like the most?
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>>6416999
Well find out in spring when we'll get the seapony book
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>>6417015
different anon, gimme a sec
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>>6417015
But now the thread has moved on
And I am never able to write anything beyond mediocre lead ins anyway
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>>6416915
>Luna senses a dream she needs to enter.
>She enters a blank area.
>"Oh for the love of..."
>"Again, I have to tell you, I cannot return the memories Sheepish ale removed... "
>"Believe me, some of us want to know what happened."
>"She was right about your dreams being as your waking hours..."
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Which pone is best at snuggles?
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So, uh

Why is our greentexting a pale shadow of the joke fic we used to write?

http://pastie.org/2099735
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>>6417076
All of them.
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>>6417078

Because we, like America, forgot how to dream.
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>>6417076
Twilight has made a study of the best possible snuggling methods and techniques

but Pinkie is a natural
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>>6417076
Iron Will. He has arms. Think of all those tight warm minotaur hugs. Yes.
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>>6417086
at once, one big snuggle fest in a non dirty way
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>>6417076
Likely Twilight, because Fluttershy can't take a hint and back off just a little every 20 minutes or so and avoid things getting too hot and clammy.
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>>6417090

Fuck no. RBD would be the best snuggler. She would be so aggressive, it would be amazing
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>>6417076
Applejack has the most practice from all the nights that Apple Bloom got scared as a little filly and asked to sleep in her bed.
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>>6417072
If there's nothing she can do, I don't think she'd feel the call.
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>>6417078
Because we realized that greentext is not legit writing and quit.
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>>6417097
> mfw I've seriously wondered what getting fucked by that guy is like

What did you do to my mind, MLPG?
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>>6417102
>You call that Nuzzling?
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>>6417004
creepy, who or what are you?
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>>6417097
but he's a guy, silly. What are you, gay?
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>>6417102
i actually agree with this
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>>6417116
>cryingship
post crying.
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>>6417078
> That clicked something deep inside the alcohol container that passed for Chistery's mind.

Okay fuck even I laughed.
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>>6417113
>FIM minotaurs
>not CoC minotaurs
Do you think Iron Will has addictive semen?
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>>6416941
I'm not.

>>6416957
I don't remember what she looked like. I only saw her for a split second on two occasions. I don't think I want to remember though. I don't want to be reminded of the pain I felt when I lost her forever. I just want to put that part of my life behind me.

>>6417020
I did not have the mana capacity that a wizard would have. I'm about two thirds of the way to wizardry...
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>>6417112
Everyone knows that unless your words are bound in leather you're not a Writer.
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>>6417117

...after reading all those flutterrape stories, I...i just can't think of fluttershy that way
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>>6417102
>dominant snuggles
>getting put in my place
unf to the nth degree.
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>>6417110
Oh come on, man.

You even do mead adventures?
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>>6417076
Pegasi get a +2 for snuggling with those soft, downy wing they can drape over your back
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I once had a pony related lucid dream. It started when i realized i was dreaming so i used a keyboard to open a portal to equestria, i stepped through, found myself in the woods and started walking to ponyville. And then I woke up. shit was awesome.

could've been better wish i had opened the portal in the middle of ponyville. so this time i actually see ponies.
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>>6417101

Twilight probably calculates the surface area and mean core temperature of her body beforehand and determines exactly how much contact she should make with you to minimize the number of temperature-control snuggling breaks.
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>>6417144
Why would you read that horse shit?
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>>6417117
Fluttershy was made to snuggle.
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>>6417149
...No?
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>>6417150
I'd like a girl with big, soft, heavy wings
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>>6417110

Sun Captain REALLY needs to know how he ended up out in Ramhalla on ONE glass of that shit.
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>>6417155

yeah....i really like it.

Its my guilty pleasure
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>>6417129
no
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>>6417154
>she shows you the thermal dynamics calculus required
>she'll explain it to you whether you want her to or not
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>>6417138
You are a triple-dip faggot who shed tears over losing a figment of his imagination.

Please, leave it behind you and become less a wizard.
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>>6417167
>rape
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>>6417144
>get teleported to equestria
>avoid her like the plague
>she gets sad the others dislike you for making her sad
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>>6417144
What flutterrape?
Are you talking about something other than the piss's attempt at GG's thing?
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>>6417113
>>6417135
Anons, is there something you'd like to talk about? C'mon it's safe to share with us.

>>6417124
> Not wanting a brohug
No anon, are you the gay?
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>>6417157
Nigga, you missed out.
>>6417166
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>>6417156
then why does she rape everything?
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>>6417076
Obviously twilight\
She's knows that feel like she's missing out
that everything good is happening somewhere else
With nobodery in her bad
her nights are hard to get through
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>>6417097

>getting hugged by Iron Will

It'd be like a big giant bro-hug.

The kind of hug that says "See? You CAN make yourself a better person! Iron Will knew it - and now you know it too!"
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>>6417116
>You will never have a pone rest her head on your lap, and sleep while you stroke her mane
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>>6417155
the failed attempts can get pretty funny
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>>6417152
>i used a keyboard to open a portal to equestria

huh, that's pretty clever
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>>6417135

>all those desperately-addicted mares following him around all day

must be a hassle.
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>chocolate acquired
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>>6417195
>He's a cryer
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>>6417171
>your cuddling boner is dead by the time she finished
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>>6417154
>>6417171
> Equestrians have Snuggling Theorists and training coaches
> Fluttershy's taken four classes and still fails out of all of them

And thank god, you UNDERSTAND! There's nothing worse than someone who just won't let go and the skin in contact is just almost sticky-hot with the perspiration. YECH.

Twilight would not let that stand.
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>>6417138

But was it a pony or a human? This is important.
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>>6417211
>psych shirt
best part of this picture.
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>>6417198
>>You will never have another person rest his/her head on your lap, and sleep while you stroke her mane
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>>6417106
Do you think Rarity did the same thing with Sweetie, MLPG?
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>>6417182
Well I mean

I want to fuck men, but I'm sort of in a long-term relationship with a woman right now, so

Thanks Iron Will, but I don't think I'll share much with the group tonight.
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>>6417212

He can't help it.

He's just so proud of you.
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>>6417211
i would give that man $10 that is the worst part of walmart
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>>6417166
In one night.
When it should have take a week.
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>>6417195
There you go, anon! That's what I'm talking about right there. Iron Will would be the best kinda bro.

As long as you paid him first.
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>>6417219
>sticky-hot is a technical term in equestria
>Twilight's pet peeve is when the media misuses it
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Would you rather be a pone of either gender and have sex with humans, be a human of either gender and have sex with pones, or be a pone of either gender and have sex with pones?
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>>6417214

>implying Twilight sensually explaining calculus isn't boner fuel
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>Wake up in a cold sweat
>You are drenched
>You look around your room, but it is too dark
>You try to remember your dream
>You vaguely remember a large pony with wings....and........a horn
>"That can't be right, Luna can't be in my dreams!"
>Cell phone starts to ring
>Unknown caller
>Answer phone
Ring ring ring ring ring, Banana Phone! Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding, donana phone! It grows in bunches, Ive got my hunches its the be..
>You hang up
> Fucking celestia
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>>6417260
pony should pony pony
human should pony human
humans ponying pony is gross
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>>6417260
Are those the only options?
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>>6417260
Last one, provided I'm a unicorn or Pegasus
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>>6417260
I'd rather just cuddle with anyone
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>>6417260
human female having sex with pones.
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>>6417260
C
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>>6417260
female pone with partners of either gender or species
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>>6417260

I would pony who pony pony.
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>>6417222
I remember seeing a pony silhouette. I also felt her hooves, her tail, her snout, and her ears, which I remember nibbling on.
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>>6417238
Iron Will sez:

"FUCK EM ON THE SIDE, YOU KNOW IT'D BE A FUN RIDE!"
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>>6417260
Well I like my human body, and I've never fucked ponies before and they seem pretty neat / new / not at all like the girls I've dated, so

Option two. Not even being a brone about this.
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>>6417260
Can't I be a combination of all three?
Thanks to the wonders of shapeshifting magic, I can do anything I set my perverse mind to.
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>>6417229
No, it would mess up her covers. Did you watch "Look Before You Sleep"?
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>>6417282

Man I'm jelly. Maybe Twilight panicked that her spell was working too well and you were making her uncomfortable
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>>6417284
Well, I forgot the picture. Now I look even more autismal than usual.
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Is it wrong to love a cartoon character, even though I know she's not real? Is it wrong to just enjoy my thoughts of her and my pretend time alone?

Is it so wrong to love Pinkie Pie?
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>>6417293
How perverse is that mind?

What sort of twisted blends of human and pony flesh do you shape yourself into?
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>>6417265
>You don't even know why you keep the cellphone
>Celestia's the only pony you know that has one
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>looking trough the pony books that will be released
>Pinkie Pie has always been a bit different from her very serious family. When she plans a Ponyville "rock" concert to support the family business, Pinkie's family doesn't like the idea. They just want her to be serious, for once. This is a real problem! Read along as Pinkie gets a little help from her friends in this original and brand-new adventure!
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>>6417284
"IF SHE SAYS NO, MOUNT HER AND GO!"
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>>6417284
That's terrible advice. Worse than this image.
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>>6417208
yeah I knew i was lucid dreaming because i realized i had control, so i picked up a keyboard and used it to open portals to a couple places to look in on them before stepping into equestria. And i didn't want to "summon" any ponies because that cheapens the illusion. but felt like the show looked. with the same colours too.
I hope i get a lucid dream sometime soon again so i can try to find the right balance of sleep and awake
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>>6417260

Can I be a cute little foal and cuddle-buddy with a human lady?

Seriously, not even sexually - just having her cuddle me and stroke my mane would be nice.
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>>6417320
> literally what is anthro
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>>6417319
As long as you don't use it excessively as a replacement for real human interaction.
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I'm going to bed and hug my memory foam pillow pretending it's twilight. Good night MLPG
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>>6417322

>She keeps sending you these weird pictures too
>Like, out of context so you dont know what she is getting at
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>you will never be the only human in Equestria
>Big Mac will never hide you in the old barn
>He will never degrade you and make you believe you're lucky that he's willing to trade food and water for sex, that most ponies would run screaming at the sight of something as strange as a human
>He will never condition you into his obedient sex slave
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I want to lucid dream again but I cah't seem to get back into the sleep paralysis mode,. THis shit is hard
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>>6417326
Don't worry, I can do a lot worst.
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>>6417319

As long as you're making a conscious decision not to pursue a relationship and are just using it as a way to fill your needs of intimacy that can't realistically be met in your current life situation, I see no problem with it. Just make sure it doesn't become something that hinders your ability to function in reality.
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>>6417314
I don't remember anything about a horn.
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>>6417323
>rock concert
I don't know why but I laughed like an idiot.
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>>6417344
>nobody remembers the story this was based off of which was later shot and killed by canon
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>>6417344
night man, bed does sound good right aboot now
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>>6417293
>shapeshifting
My nigger
>tfw you will never be in on of Twilight's many magical accidents, the stability of your form breaking down
>you will never learn to shape your body as you see fit, physical limitations a thing of the past
>Twilight will never spend months helping you learning about your new form, pushing the limits of what you can do
>She will never eventually decide that is enough theory, she wants to test your abilities herself
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>>6417368

I cannot sleep. Clowns will eat me
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>>6417331

>Sitting on her lap while you watch a movie together and she scratches behind your ears

>her friends cooing and d'awwing over how friggin' cute you are
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>>6417326
bad advice iron will seems like a forced meme
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>>6417335
>stopping at anthro
>not sprouting a bizarre mixture of human and equine genital characteristics from between your legs, guaranteed to satisfy members of either species
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Have you ever met another pony fan who was really pretty neat? Are you dating them now? Have you introduced "the love of your life" to pony, or do you keep it a secret shame, MLPG?
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>>6416661
>She wanders through an unusual mist to find anon and some dark colored pony in a forest clearing in the distance
>Luna is nearly galloping towards them by the time she reaches the clearing, her burning curiosity driving her, among other feelings
>She comes to a sudden halt and stops in astonishment at the sight of anon hunched over an impressively large mare.
>"I-it's...it's me?" she bellows loudly, though only anon turns his head.
>Her doppelganger is apparently too lost in the moment.
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Guys guys! Why are we not telling ghost stories right now in honor of the new episode?!
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>>6417360
How exactly does one summon a ghost using electronics?

How long did your interactions go on after the kisses and such until she disappeared?
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>>6417385
you win, last person to make me laugh before bed. Good job
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>>6417408
because ghosts aren't real
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>>6417380
>your intrinsic field is subtracted
>you become Doctor Manhattan
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>>6417404

When is that new pony confessions going to come out. I really like those,

(the professional ones not the /mlp/ ones)
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>>6417397
Niggah, I just want my foreskin back, maybe some more circumference. Also, I don't know, burning away all this fat RIGHT THE FUCK NOW, losing weight has been a pain in the ass.
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>>6417408
Okay I have one

Boo
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On a scale of 1 to damaged how bad is it that the first thing I thought of when I saw the headless horse was that decap porn?
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>>6417404

A good chunk of my old friends said they liked the show last time we met up. I pretended to be only casually acquainted and didn't pursue the subject further.
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>>6417380
>she will never decide enough testing, you've run the course of your usefulness
>she will never use her magic to completely eradicate you, body and soul
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>>6417424

Fine what about stories about crippling lonliness then? Eh anon???
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>>6417424
but serial killer are
Ever hear of Jeffrey Dalmer?
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>>6417264

>she gets to explaining tangents.
>"It's when a shape and a line, or a shape and another shape are so, so close together... they just... barely... touch."
>she leans in a little closer with every word, until her face is a hair's breadth from yours.
>her eyes are half-lidded, she smiles coyly at you, cheeks flushed.
>then she leans in and boops your noses together.
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>>6417442
That's actually a metaphor
>>
So yeah, my friend confirmed he was that Braeburn in that video.

What do I do?
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>>6417408
Once upon a time there was a show for little girls. But then grown men and manchildren started waching it and perverting it.

How horrible!
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>>6417436
did a skeleton jump out? Was skeleton phone?!?
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>>6417464
Fuck him
What braeburn?
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>>6417464
what video?
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>>6417452

Right in the feels. Good one, anon.
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>>6417460

Do you just not like fun? Is that it?
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>>6417464
I have no idea what you're talking about but you guys should probably make out or frot or something
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>>6417479
Fun is an illusion
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>>6417487
/v/ pls
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>>6417415
This is a horrible mistake, you're not supposed to summon a ghost with electronics. You're supposed to use magic

electronics are for detecting ghost.

But then again you don't want to fuck up ghost summoning magic.
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>>6417487

YOURE AN ILLUSION
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>>6417475
>>6417485
>>6417473
That one "haha let's laugh at the freaks" youtube video that got posted a few days ago.
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>Twilight and Spike will never welcome you to Equestria
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>>6417493
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>>6417404
No, but at least 3 separate guys have expressed explicit desire to fellate me, in the future, and one plans to this coming con I dont know how to feel
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>>6417452
> "They just barely touch!"
> You ponder aloud, "Like Rarity and Spike?"
> The two of you laugh uproariously
> it blankets the sound of sobbing from upstairs
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>>6417397
>implying that was me
Nah, what I'd do is probably shift to suit the partner's preference. They want a pony? Fine. They want human? Okay. They want a bit of both? Centaur it is.
The real magic will be in the dick.Constantly shifting size and girth while in use until it fits just right. And since magic is involved, it can grow and shift to some truly ridiculous proportions that are unaffected by the amount of blood I can pump into it.
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>>6417502
There are a lot of those
Link it
fuck him
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>>6417501
link?
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On a scale on 1-10 how Gentle would you be, 1 being the gentlest
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>>6417408

Okay, there's a monster outside your window.

It likes to watch you when you're sleeping, if you're quick you might catch a glimpse of it.
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>>6417504
Eurobeat pls I want to.
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>>6417510
>clicking the wrong post
How retarded am I?
>>6417501
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>>6417515

1, slowly increasing to 6.
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>>6417516
>want to post pony
>duplicate file detected
>it's a picture dump thread

Every fucking fuck time
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>>6417504

Please stop posting about your sex life in here.
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>>6417507

You saucy bitch.
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>>6417522
Not him, buddy
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>>6417515
-8
So gentle that I'm not with her but with Rarity
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>>6417504
Are any of ther names "Fellatia?
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>>6417501
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXcsmSF8PYs&t=46s
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>>6417532

Are you jealous and aroused?
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>>6417515
You gotta lay her down smooth, Anon
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>>6417515
I wouldn't touch that horse with a ten foot pole.
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>>6417539
>laughing california raisin.gif
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>>6417507
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>>6417515
If she wants gentle, I'd cap it at around 3-4

Although ideally she would get into it, changing her mind about that whole "not putting every last ounce of available energy into it" thing
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Just a reminder guys, the joke officially ends in 18 hours and 7 minutes.

Get all of your ponying out now, because pretty soon we're going to call mission accomplished, and everyone over the age of twelve will simultaneously stop watching MLP, talking about MLP, and creating MLP content.

It was a great run, and an honor to serve with you guys. We sure trolled them into thinking we like a little girl's show!
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>>6417501
Your friend has maximum spaghetti
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>>6417502
>Princess Cadance and Prince Shining Armor take a tour of Equestria from Canterlot to Ponyville! They visit Manehattan, Cloudsdale, and even Appleloosa, sending postcards to Twilight Sparkle along the way. Come join all the fun!

So who's drawing Cadence making Breaburn and Shining fuck?
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>>6417507

Who is crying?
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>>6417452

Oh man, I wish I'd saved a picture of that sweating guy with the towel.
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If Luna can enter dreams, or nightmares, then could she enter those while she was on the moon? Did she haunt her sister for a thousand years?
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>>6417539
>>6417564
Despite their sex, I'm pretty sure Chistery was always meant to be a terrifyingly catty woman.
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>>6417507
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>>6417355
I understand. I kinda like something Tara Strong said

"Its ok to be a tooniphile, just so long as you know toons arent real."

I know its all recreation, a way of filling something I do not have. I know its not the real thing and I'm ok with that.

I just really like Pinkie
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>>6417578
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>>6417580
I don't think magic can travel through a vacuum.
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>>6417508
I like the way you think.

What about unsheathing a second member to fill up your partner's ass with throbbing flesh? Or a third to slip up and give them something to suckle as they get delirious with pleasure?
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>>6417574
>Breaburn
>Not Soarin
Why would she be satisfied with a lowly mud pony when she can have one of the Wonderbolts
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>>6417595
THEN HOW DO THEY RAISE THE SUN?
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>>6417578
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What's the trick to overcoming all desires? I want to devote my life to being productive, but my dick and ponies keep getting in the way.
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>>6417595
then how does Celestia raise the sun?
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>>6417452
Anyone cap that May-September thread with Babs and Twilight a while abck? Someone worked in just how hypnotic it is to listen to Twilight go on and on about facts and figures.
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>>6417620
Magic
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>>6417610

Wow this brings up a great question.

LIKE I GIVE A FUCK ITS A KIDS CARTOON
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>>6417581
I still think of chistery as female
The phrase "alcoholic witch-dyke" is too good to let go
I am willing to believe my MLPG headcanon over reality
Is there a version of "brony" for real life?
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>>6417604
This is old hat, I'm afraid. I've gone down this route once before, and it ended with my genitals unwinding like some monolithic meat-based twizzler, and sent one Anon off "dragon hunting."
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Would you lick it?
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>>6417636
>dragon hunting
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>>6417635
Christian.
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>>6417636
Then how about a pony whose body is similarly plastic enough to provide you a constantly changing hole to thrust into and flood?
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>>6417645
Ya
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>>6417645

HAHAHA fuck no

You know fluttershy is au natural and shit

That would be gross.

Now lyra on the other hand
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>>6417648
Yes, exactly that.
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>>6417614

Give yourself challenges with serious repercussions if you fail. It forces you to take shit seriously, and eventually being able to do things becomes a skill.
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>>6417645
I prefer the one with the huge ring.
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>>6417581
>>6417635
Pretty sure applying headcanon over real life is 'dogmatism' when you're being kind and 'delusional' or 'divorced from reality' when unkind, but

I'm not here to harsh anyone's mellow.
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>>6417650
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Evil dead is such a good movie. So fucking fun to watch.
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>>6417614
Meditation. Mindfulness. That sort of thing
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>>6417691
It is the only movie I know of where someone is aped by a tree
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>>6417636
huh
Was anything capped or something?
It sounds a little bit familiar, but beyond a vague notion I got nothin
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>>6417663
>You know fluttershy is au natural and shit
What does this even mean
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>>6417655
We covered that angle as well, I'm afraid. Once one partner ran beyond the bounds of good taste, we decided to branch out.
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>>6417614
I have learned to overcome all sexual desire

ironically, I have not with cute innocent little ponies
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>>6417717
>It is the only movie I know of where someone is aped by a tree

I'll bet that really rustled their jimmies
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>>6417717
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>>6417635
> implying he's not still considering transitioning
Hue hue hue
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>>6417710
What is that? Just a circle?

I feel like a retard for immediately thinking "the skip wheel from Dishonored".
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>>6417724
Someone's got it, I'm sure. It's a fair ways back in the archive, though.
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>>6417726

You seriously dont know what that means even though you can goodle?
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>>6417744
Man, and >>6417729 made me want it even more
And idea of an approximate date/keyword(s)?
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>>6417635

I was pretty disappointed when I found out too. Chistery seemed like a cool chick.
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>>6417741
>Just a circle?
Yeah, acutally, it is.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ens%C5%8D

Zen Buddhism is about seeing the world for what it is
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>>6417729
You're right, we did do that too.

Hrm. All I can think of at this point is sounding, copious fluids or perhaps your partner having control over your anatomy instead of you.
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>>6417408

Y'ever heard the tale o' the young bucks on the Faerie Knoll?

Coming home after nightfall at Autumn's End, each with a jar of whisky on his back, they heard music by the roadside.

Looking to the source of it, and seein' a dwelling, open and lit, fire roaring and dancing and merriment going on within, they entered.

One of them hears a reel bein' played on the fiddle, and joins the dancing without as much as waiting to lay down his burden - but the other, suspectin' the place and the company, sticks a needle in the door as he enters, and thus guarded, is able to get away.

Five days later, he comes back for his companion, and finds him still dancing with the jar of whisky on his back. Though more than half-dead, he fights his friend's efforts to pull him away, begs to be allowed to finish the reel, so spellbound is he by the music!

When brought to the open-air, all but dragged by his companion, the poor bastard's only skin and bone.

Never quite right in the head after that, either.
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>>6417614
Well if you want an established answer there's dharma - the Noble Eight-Fold Path to help cease all dukkha, the desires that harm us all, but

>>6417710
Yeah, maybe go with generic midfulness and lovingkindness meditations.
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>>6417668
That sounds like a sensible idea.
>>6417710
I always find meditation good when studying, but I can rarely maintain it when I don't need it.
>>6417733
Nice one. Any tips other than transferring all sexual desire to cartoon ponies?
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>>6417750
I'm asking what it means re: ponies. They're all au natural!
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>>6417763
Not so much a date, but I do recall using the words comparing the bits to a Tangela and twizzler in the same sentence.
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>>6417793
what
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>>6417787

Like she doesnt use soap or shampoo or douches like rarity does.

Therefore she is gross
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What is the perfect amount of booty on a girl?
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>>6417804
yes
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>>6417811
Just above flat
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>>6417805
oh, yeah. that is gross
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>>6417768
Still sorry for dragging on the reveal; I kept trying to figure out why you all sort of presumed I was a chick. Best answer was 'the name ends with 'y'.'
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>>6417821
Also you didn't seem particularly averse when people started taking your alcohol poetry and using the term 'wineboners'.
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>>6417821
Pretty much
Also the shipping
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>>6417790
Was it this one? The cap doesn't have those phrases specifically.

Also for the anon hungry to find it, I have one where Twilight mutates anon into a horrible fetishmonster who then goes on to rut her senseless in all three holes.
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>>6417778
To my recollection, we've done the middle between us, and you've had the other two in some combination with the excessive fluids done with others.
Is it funny that we're finding the erotic writers stuck in a rut?
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>>6417811
all of it
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>>6417778
>transformation
>not playing out wildly varying elaborate scenarios
>not being the princesses one hour, then all six elements of harmony the next
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Okay. Hypothetical Question

You are in ponyville in a cabin in the woods. You are with the mane six and find a celler in the cabin. In the celler you find the necronomicon. Twilight reads it out loud and summons monsters.

You have time to escape with only 2 ponies, but they also have to help you. This means sending the others to their deaths.

Who do you choose?
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what does musky even smell like
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>>6417844
This person
This person right here is my nigga
This person gets it
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>>6417805
No, she's exactly the sort of person to buy really ultra-fragrant soaps through the Whole Earth Catalog that reek like patchouli and myrrh and the like, maybe peppermint for special holidays or when she wants a spring in her step.

If she didn't, well frankly she'd smell faintly like animals (not their leavings, just gamey) all the time, so that brass-band of 'natural' oils and perfumes is probably just something you've gotten used to around her.
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>>6417836
Funnily enough, that was another one I actually ended up on both branches for.
But no, the one I'm talking about happened far earlier.
Another phrase to look for would be Dragon Hunting, I guess.
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>>6417839
I can go deeper, but I wish to avoid potential squicks.

How are you for smells?
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>>6417858

Don't bathe for a week, and try to sweat more than usual. Also masturbate a lot.

Swipe your hand in your armpits and then your crotch and take a good whiff.

That's musky.
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>>6417858

Put your fingers on your taint

Smell

Musk
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>>6417857
I handle my barrett .50 cal and shotgun because fluttershy is shit at this but I can't leave her to die.
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>>6417868

>encyclopedic knowledge of fancy soaps
>doesn't get why people thought he was a girl
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>>6417844
There's gotta be a line where the booty becomes too much.

Right?
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>>6417784
>Nice one. Any tips other than transferring all sexual desire to cartoon ponies?


Learn to love cartoons. Rekindle that enjoyment you had when you are little, but temper it with the understanding you have now. Have a child's soul, but dont be a manchild. be critical, but not TOOO critical
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>>6417790
Well, that was relatively easy

http://arch.413chan.net/mlp4199237.html#p4200628
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>>6417868

Dude no. Shes the type of girl who would use a crystal rather than deoderant or perfume
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>>6417877
I can get pretty disgusting when I have no pressing matters to attend to.

Is it bad I sorta enjoy my own smell?
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>>6417869
Dragon Hunting you say
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>>6417857
I leave them all behind.
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>>6417870
I enjoy it about as much as the next guy, but I've no special love for it. You'd probably have better results looking elsewhere.
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>>6417857
We all choose different trios and we all escape together.
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>>6417832
No, that was really part of it too.

I DID have a really unhealthy fixation on wine and hooch when I wrote those, but none of that really screamed 'chick' to me.

And as for being 'adverse' - I just didn't really want to dead-on say "the boners are kind of freaking me out here" because, well, it was wine-porn, I just didn't understand the transference.
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>>6417890

It's hard to get too much butt, anon. You pretty much have to leave the realm of feasibility to find examples.
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>>6417909

What is that picture from
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>>6417857
Trick question
We all make it out because we don't split the party
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>>6417878
taint?
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>>6417590

Is Tara's "tooniphile" someone who likes cartoons, or someone who LIKES cartoons?
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>>6417890
>booty becomes too much

Asylum Demon
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>>6417920
My best guess would be a comic book
maybe a graphic novel of some sort
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>>6417893
>but dont be a manchild
I think it might be too late, but I'll try
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>>6417900
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>>6417936

So you have the picture, but do not know its source?
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>>6417941
Shouldn't she be holding her butt to the mirror so she can actually see what she's doing?
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>>6417948

Oh she knows what shes doing
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>>6417900
The deodorant, sure, but that's only because all those alum strains are 'linked to cancer' according to all of her health nut magazines and Newsgroups. She'd even prefer Crystal Body over Thai or one of the off-brands, maybe.

But to think she'd not flip out over paraben-free organic vegan intentional-community milled smelly soaps that make bath-time fun, man, I dunno. Fluttershy always struck me as one of those girls.
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http://images.4channel.org/f/src/infinite_sads.swf
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>>6417933
Asylum Demon's problem wasn't too much quantity of ass, it was too little quality of ass
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>>6417889
... Oh.
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>>6417889
When you write, you tend to osmose a broad range of knowledge.
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>>6417941
W-why

What purpose would fluffing your butthole serve
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>>6417953

No I am talking about a literal crystal.
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So late night mlpg
What was your favorite part of the new episode?
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>>6417977
I liked the part with the ponies
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>>6417954

Fuck you, I know what that is.
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Anyone have that rarity gingering pic? I need it for... reasons.
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>>6417977
The "song".
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>>6417977
Scootaloo being cute.

She is a cute pony.

also the shipping implications.
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>>6417985
ok, but you better not be masturbating to it
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>>6417977
Let it be known that Dash's sleeping bag was much more girly than Scootaloo's
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>>6417976
But Crystal and their competitors are literally salt blocks and other crystal compounds to help ward off the funk.

Are you suggesting she'd be like a Reiki chick?
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>>6417943
Welcome to 4chan.
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>>6417954
Oh fuck, not those life insurance ads.
Always hits straight in the feels and makes me call my dad.
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Welp, the Evil dead is over.

I think Im going to watch Priscilla Queen of the desert now.
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>>6417937

I TRY ALL THE TIME IN THIS INSTITUTION
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>>6417996
How did Dash bring her sleeping bag?
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>>6417987
Song?
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>>6417954
>you will never have a daughter that you gladly give your life for
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>>6417977
Scootaloos little sleep ride through the woods. It was so nice. I love that she donked the crocodile.
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>>6417995
I'm so sorry anon.
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>>6417987
It's funny cause I went from excited thinking that we were going to get a Sweetie song
to disappointed after she just started yelling
to laughing hard at the whole scene

In the span of seconds
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What else are you guys into besides pony?
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>>6417995
Why would they need ginger if they have complete control over their tails?
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>>6418027
pone
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>>6417977

The part where everyone thought she was flying but it was Rainbow Dash holding her up and helping her.

My bitter, dessicated heart grew three sizes that day.
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>>6417995
So have any of you tried this
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>>6418024
Why was she so shitty?

I thought she was supposed to be a good singer in canon?
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>>6418009

99 BUCKETS OF OATS ON THE WALL
99 BUCKETS OF OATS
YOU TAKE ONE DOWN, AND PASS IT AROUND
98 BUCKETS OF OATS ON THE WALL
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>>6417977
All Rarity and Sweetie parts
And the Scoot and Dash part
That was fucking adorable and made me like Dash a lot more
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hey guys, look who's in ponyville
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>>6417997

I am talking about a LITERAL CRYSTAL as shown in the image, to ward off bad smells.

I am more so talking about hippie chicks but yeah reiki can work too
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>>6417977
That hug at the end, oh man. "YOU MEAN IT"?

I hope they build on that relationship in the future.
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has LK decided what he's gonna do with Renne quest yet?
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>>6418039
No?
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>>6418039
It's an irritant.

It irritates the horse's ass so it holds its tail up.
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>>6418051
98 BUCKETS OF OATS ON THE WALL
98 BUCKETS OF OATS
YOU TAKE ONE DOWN, AND PASS IT AROUND
97 BUCKETS OF OATS ON THE WALL
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>>6418047
As much as I loved that scene that's actually a pretty good point.
I have no answer
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>>6418039
no
what the fuck, no
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>>6418034
It's kind of interesting to me that they're doing a show with a crippled orphan in the cast, but those are background elements of her character instead of what they're basing her existence on.
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>>6417900
>Dude no. Shes the type of girl who would use a crystal rather than deoderant or perfume
I don't get this from Fluttershy at all. The type of people that do these things are very distinct. All fluttershy has going for her is taking care of a lot of animals.

An Avon lady would show up and twist Fluttershy into buying a thousand dollars worth of product. She'd be too shy to buy soap, so she'd be washing herself down with dishsoap
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>>6418051
>>6418066
Is there a full length dubstep remix yet?
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>>6418067
>>6418047
This bugged the shit out of me too.
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>>6418071
I wouldn't be surprised if someone did

There are people here who stuck ice cubes up their butt and fucked banana peels
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>>6418047
I don't know man
We've seen her sing great in Show Stoppers
I guess that the song is exactly like that since no one was cringing.
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>>6418066
97 BUCKETS OF OATS ON THE WALL
97 BUCKETS OF OATS
YOU TAKE ONE DOWN, AND PASS IT AROUND
96 BUCKETS OF OATS ON THE WALL
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>>6418075
She

She went to a spa

With Rarity

And it was a regular thing

That they do

DYEWTS
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>>6418067
Little children don't always sing well.
When they're excited, they yell songs.
I had the misfortune of having the neighbor's kids "singing" carols while they were working on their decorations.
It was just yelling the lyrics.
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>>6417977
Scootaloo is pointing at it
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>>6418091
96 BUCKETS OF OATS ON THE WALL
96 BUCKETS OF OATS
YOU TAKE ONE DOWN, AND PASS IT AROUND
95 BUCKETS OF OATS ON THE WALL
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>>6418047
She wasn't singing a song
she was yelling a loop of words for fun
No matter how good you are at singing, you aren't going to try to sound good when doing "99 buckets of oats on the wall" or "The wheels on the wagon go round and round"

those are for yelling and not caring about anything other than volume
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>>6417977
Rainbow Dash why do you take your wings off to sleep
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>>6418088
don't forget to take your suppliments.
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>>6418095
I know, right? I walk into a LUSH Store and can only figure that's what her bathroom smells like; all the stuff she has lying around in her shower just hangs in the air.
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>>6418102
>tfw
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>>6418102
>not taking your wings off to sleep
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>>6418101
>those are for yelling and not caring about anything other than volume
You just brought back awesome feild trip memories
>trying to get semi's to honk at us
>bouncing in the belt-less seats
>SCREAMING wheels-on-the-bus to the point of incoherency
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*le epic underpaint face*
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>>6418088
>who stuck ice cubes up their butt
hi, pretty sure I started that.

Have some BCS.
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>>6418101
>>6418097
Okay
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Do you guys think that if i love really really hard enough, she;ll know I love her even is she isnt real?
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>>6418126
2anthro4me
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>>6418126
>LMJ shading

but why
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So how did you guys like Dash this episode?
I mean, at the end she was understanding and nice about everything.
She's not so bad.
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>>6418126
Oh mew
I wish you'd have fixed that Scootaloo a bit before colors
Her torso should be more rounded and chubby in the middle at that angle and pose
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I need to update Twist n' the Girls. I will respond to some of the messages piled up in the inbox.

Reply with a number 1 through 39. First two dubs determine which message I respond to.
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>>6417977
>>6418102

They really should get a new version of Flash
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>>6418132
>multiverse theory has credence
It's possible.

It's also possible that a dimension's physics allow for cross-dimension travel. However, the chances of such a dimension producing a traveler bound for OUR dimension are so astronomically low as to be functionally equivalent to zero.
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>>6418153
I would Dash.
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>>6418127
There isn't enough subDash.
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>>6418158

22.
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>>6418132

Do you believe that fictional characters have sentience even though we perceive them as existing in a fixed linear narrative?
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>>6418158

22
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>>6418162
Oh jesus could you guys stop beating that into the ground? It's cool once a week. every fucking night and it's just tedious and worse than ERP by far.
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>>6418151
It's an underpaint. He's going to paint over it.

Jay just Gaussian blurs his lines and calls it a day.
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>>6418154
easy to fix in overpaint tho
>>6418151
i am not sure you know what an underpaint is
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>>6418158
38
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>>6418159
What version do they use?
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>>6418175
>>6418179
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>>6418158

1
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>>6417780

>The Knight and the Fawn telling stories around a fire

I like it.

Also does anyone else feel like an idiot when you reply to the wrong post?
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>>6418158
34
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>>6418153
Dash has always been my favorite
I feel like this episode just more openly revealed just how awesome she can be to the non believers
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>>6418123
>trying to get semis to honk at us
Man
this is still the best thing
There is nothing more satisfying than walking in a group just a little bit out of a friends line of sights and doing the arm motion to get a semi to honk right as you grab his shoulder
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>>6418191
Flash 8
Which has the problem of forgetting to render layers from time to time
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>>6418158
Well 34.
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>>6418158
how is this even a dubs roll
we don't even know what we're getting

22
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>>6418072
>a show with a crippled orphan in the cast

Not explicitly stated yet. Sweetie Belle cannot properly magic yet either. Also talking about that, note how she managed to make magic (albeit very small) with her horn in around the same amount of time that Scootaloo is beginning to be able to fly (albeit with aid from Rainbow Dash).

So until it outright says that she's abnormal for her age - inferring from the babies doesn't count for this - I'm going to stick with imo the more reasonable "these are things that ponies can only really do as they get older". Then again if they do make her a crippled orphan but have it only as a background element to her character rather than the basis to her existence, that would also be really sweet and interesting. I don't hope they do that, but if they do do that then I hope that's how they do it.
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>>6418205

Nope. I accept it as a deal with the devil for using 4chanx
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>>6418183

>okay.jpg
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>>6418188
Oh okay cool.
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>>6418222
>22
>222
These things don't usual interest me but that's kinda funny
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>>6418223
Not from the babies, but from the fillies that put the lei over Luna's neck in the second half of the pilot.

And maybe not an orphan, but certainly an only child, and she didn't mention having to ask anybody if she could go camping.
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>>6418158
At least let people know what they're voting for, come on
30
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>>6418205

I feel more like an idiot when I make a mistake and I know that deleting and reposting won't fucking matter because everyone uses 4chanX and so they'll be able to see my mistake.
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Anyone else think criss-cross shading is the best?
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>>6418220
Unfortunately they have so many in-house and custom plugins for it they literally can't afford to switch.
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>>6418158
Man I've been hankering for some more Twist you have no idea.
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>>6418210
yeah i hope more people like her now, too
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>>6418252
Yeah but they have flying schools
I think that most younger pegasuses can't fly till they get some lessons.
I mean even Fluttershy was a very shitty flyer when she was young.
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>>6418269
It's very attractive on uncolored drawings, yes
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>>6418183

All right. I'll hold off for a bit.

Sorry.
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>>6418271
They also push it so hard that it crashes a lot.
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>>6418222
>>6418255
You're posting to see more big-tittied Twist, what's not to get?

22 and 30, thanks for playing.
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>>6418287

I like natural art more than computer assisted art. Seems more pure and emotion in traditional
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Which pony is the #1 fan of Pacquio
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>>6418216
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>>6418269
oh gosh that Dash
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>>6418302
Might I recommend some underboob?
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Theme song for this thread

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YSL11uP0Yk
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Somehwer eI can get the itunes download?
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>had nightmares after watching the Scootaloo nightmare episode

wiggity wack
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>>6418185
>>6418188
>i am not sure you know what an underpaint is
no i do not
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>>6418318
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>>6418252

That's a good point, but I have a gut feeling that when they made the pilot, they hadn't decided that little fillies could not fly or magic straight off the bat yet, and this is something they've developed in the years since and they've retconned in... just without, like, saying it. I don't really remember any fillies or colts flying since then! Plus Scootaloo can hover, which is what you would expect of someone who has the ability to fly but not yet learned how.

Honestly I wish they'd just make it clear what's going on. All it would really take is a 3-second throwaway line in an episode
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>>6418302
So what were they?
Come on, both dubs wanted more info
You have to respect that
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>>6418286
Didn't AJ say she was younger than the CMC got their Cutie Mark? And since the mane cast is around the same age Fluttershy was younger than Scootaloo.
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>>6418320

Aww yiss.
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>>6418286
Fluttershy's still a pretty shitty flyer, and Dash was amazing even back then (and was younger than Scoots), but I see where you're coming from. Scoots just hasn't gotten lessons yet.

>>6418346
Can she hover? I've seen wing-assisted jumping, but not powered flight or hovering from her.
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>>6418338
What's not to like about this pony?
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>>6418375
She's a cheeky cunt m8.
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>>6418388

I can see why /v/ hates us
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>>6418355
It's true
I would like to know which question was which number, at least
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>>6418330

I don't either but I think it's just like a base that goes under the main colouring to give it more soul.
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Does anyone have the link to that 4chan X-like extension for the archive?
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>>6418375
After this last episode?
Absolutely nothing
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>>6418373

I can't remember the episode but I've seen her hover before. Like only 10cm off the ground but still hovering.
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>>6418406
http://pastebin.com/CMdmNvRR
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>>6418414
She does it a lot.
Even in today's episode she was hanging off of a cloud at one point.
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>>6418357
Yeah but one is living in Cloudsdale where you kinda have to fly to cross the streat and one is living in Ponyville where there's no need to learn to fly.
Also Cloudsdale is Pegasus only. It would make more sense if they made learning to fly pretty damn important. And they most certainly have better equipment.

Meanwhile Ponyville is a small as fuck town that's has Earth Ponies as the majority.
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>>6418426
Hanging off a cloud and hovering are different things. That's like saying you can fly because you can hold yourself up on the monkey bars.
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>>6418302
>>6418355
For those wondering:
#22: Other than making Peppermint, what do you like to do for fun?
#30: Any plans for Nightmare Night?
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>you will never go camping with your big sister
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>>6418388
I'm expecting that this will devolve into a porno. I better not be disappointed.
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>you will never bring a pony to climax
>you will never feel their quivering flesh against yours
>you will never snuggle them afterwards
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>>6418441
How did she get up to the cloud DD?
Clouds are pretty high.

Show your work.
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>>6418469
Catapults
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>>6418453
>flesh
>not marshmellow

Immersion ruined.
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>>6418442

>30
>it's december

Ugh.
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>>6418373
Fluttershy's a shitty flyer partly due to bullying when she was younger and a disinterest in flying in general. I mean, she definitely makes use of her ability, but she lives on the ground and prefers to spend most of her time there.

Dash both has natural talent for flying, and she fucking LOVES it. Scootaloo shares a similar mentality regarding scooting fast, except for one reason or another she can't fly.
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>>6418453

I hate that word so much. Flesh...


Makes me think of vegetarians
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>>6418469
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>>6418346
>hey hadn't decided that little fillies could not fly or magic straight off the bat yet, and this is something they've developed in the years since and they've retconned in

The CMC were created before the rest of the cast. They were supposed to be the stars of the show. I have a hard time imagining their traits being poorly developed
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>>6418346
>I don't really remember any fillies or colts flying since then!
Featherweight
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>>6418450

She does have some rockin tits.
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Any new stories about Dreamwalker Luna?

The non grimdark type preferably
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>>6418488
>except for one reason or another she can't fly

She's a late bloomer.
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>>6416528
>Rarity was blowing me in a movie theater, then the janitor walked in and she kept sucking harder, then I came in her mouth and woke up

That is so pathetic anonymous.
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>>6418429
I guess living in Ponyville kinda is a good explanation. They probably don't have specialized instructors. The reason Rumble could fly could have been that his brother thought him. His job involves mainly flying after all.

>>6418441
Didn't she hover around at the start of Chronicles
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>>6418442
>I got a Halloween one
man, that sucks
It would probably be a good picture, but its way too late for that
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>>6418504
She's like the definition of MILF.
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>>6418504

>tits

Im so glad I am gay. I cannot be controlled by women just by their bodies.
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>>6418493

If featherweight is in the same class as them, I'll concede defeat.
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>>6418492
Actually Scoot and Sweetie only exist because Hasbro forced Lauren to create them. Lauren only wanted Applbloom
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>>6418488
>Fluttershy's a shitty flyer partly due to bullying when she was younger and a disinterest in flying in general. I mean, she definitely makes use of her ability, but she lives on the ground and prefers to spend most of her time there.

One of my favourite bits of character development is in Fluttershy only flying when she can't help herself. Check out May the Best Pet win. She never ever flies, but when Dash says she's thinking about getting a pet Fluttershy is up in the air instantly
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>>6418519

I'm guessing you're gay not because you're attracted to men, but because you hate women.
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>>6418519

What about shirtless dudes, though?
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>>6418519

Thanks for sharing your homosexuality with us anon. Sorry we can't all be patricians.
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16 days.
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>>6418519
Imagine if they had dicks too.

They could rule the world!
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>>6418531
You did good Hasbro. You did good
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>>6418534

Is that a bad thing?
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>>6418442
>Halloween Question

That's a blank check to stick Twist in literally any outfit you can imagine.

I hope for the best.
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>>6418556

It's not really healthy.
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stick your finger in your belly button and tell me what it smells like
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>>6418469
It was a very low cloud, and an adrenalin-based burst of stamina coupled with the Pegasus' lighter bone structure and the fact that her wings can provide at least some thrust (hence the scootering) got her high enough.
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>>6418519
But now you're controlled by men's bodies.
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>>6418388

Tara that looks like a scene from a porno.

She really looks like a porn star. If she hadn't found voice acting, maybe that's where her career would have went.
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>>6418560

Maybe Im not really gay. What if I just really hate women.

Jesus christ...I think i need to talk to someone about this.
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>>6418566
>Pegasus' lighter bone structure
Was that ever confirmed in the show? They seem to have normal bones like the rest of the ponies.
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>>6418560
How? He dislikes women, therefore he does not associate with them, in an intimate capacity at least.

That seems sensible to me
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>>6418533
And there's the part in secret of my excess when Spike is on a rampage Fluttershy climbs up a tree instead of just flying away. That I didn't get.
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>>6418396
"Hey. Hey /v/! See that? That's ours."
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>>6418566
>the Pegasus' lighter bone structure
headcanon buddies
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>>6418566
Yeah I can already see this argument unfolding, and it's silly.
Instead of that, let's use the next post after this one to decide.

Evens means you win and I become your slave and dress as Fluttershy and you rape me
Odds means I get to decapitate you with my Claymore of might +4
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>>6418559
>not hoping for the breast
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>>6418521
Ponyville Confidential all but confirmed this Anon
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>>6418357
AJ did also say she was the last in her class to get a Mark, so
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man MLPG, I am so fucked up right now

this is great
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>>6418596
>only +4
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>>6418492

Differently developed isn't poorly developed, anon. If they were supposed to be the stars then it would only make sense that they could fly and do magic. But then they became secondary characters for the most part and so they just basically didn't bother. And now I consider that the CMC are main characters of the show, so they are getting developments which flow from their previous portrayals smoothly instead of just suddenly gaining abilities.

tl;dr I don't think they had a gameplan with CMC and now they're using them more often they are trying to tie up the strings.
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>>6418612
On what?
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>>6418604
I'm hoping for something extremely revealing.
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>>6418388
I'm just
What is this
I mean really
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>>6418585

Something about the way he phrased his post made me think it's a little deeper than just not being attracted to them - I was hearing some actual antipathy.
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>>6418596
>>6418604
fuck
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>>6418612
On what?

Ponies?
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>>6418609
So the CMC aren't in the first grade
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>>6418565
Absolutely nothing. Why do you ask?
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>>6418583
It's really unclear. They're either lighter, or their wings have an inherent magic. Their hooves definitely do, thanks to the whole 'walking on clouds' thing, and it seems pretty much every flying creature in their world has that same ability.
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>>6418606

Different ages can be in newspaper club though.
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>>6418565
Yeast.

Ew.
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I don't even remember what the link for the twist tumblr is.
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>>6418621
I prefer Prom Queen Chubby Luna with Smiling Action.
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>>6418630
I think Lauren said that magic enables them to fly
I mean the wings are way to fucking tiny.

To bad derpibooru doesn't have all the Lauren things from dA like ponibooru had.
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>>6418645
http://twist-n-girls.tumblr.com/
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>>6418630
I don't think they're ability to walk on clouds has anything to do with their hooves, I think it's just some kind of pegasus magic.

If anything their hooves are all the same, since Dash and AJ both used their hooves to actually nail in nails and pegs.
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>>6418612

Go be a stoner somewhere else.
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>>6418648
>that picture
10/10 would vomit again
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>>6418642
I can handle Big Tits Twist from the artist in this thread but uh

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
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>>6418663
>they're

I sodoku
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>>6418666
Didn't the guy who posted this shit end up getting a life ban?
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ITS SNOWING

FUCK YEAH!
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>>6418683
>tfw south
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>>6418666
Satan pls

Take your misanthropy somewhere else
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>>6418620
>>6418627

methoxetamine

feelin gooooood
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>>6418667
I usually hate anthro, but you peg that at a 'vomit-worthy'?

Why, man?
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>>6418683

>tfw Tennessee

It's probably not going to snow here until after New Years'. If it snows at all.
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>>6418680
Evidently, some other faggot has taken on the cause.
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>>6418695

It is reported to have similar desirable and unwanted effects to ketamine, although some users have reported that the unwanted effects last longer than for ketamine.[8] Little is known about the potential toxicity of methoxetamine, but people have been hospitalized in the US and UK after using it recreationally.[3][9][10] Acute cerebellar toxicity has been documented in three cases of hospital admission due to methoxetamine overdose, lasting for between one and four days after exposure.[10]

Methoxetamine has been marketed as "bladder friendly", referencing the bladder damage associated with chronic ketamine use, but further scientific research is required to determine whether this is the case.[9][11] From the limited information available based on user reports on internet discussion forums, toxicologists have stated it has "potential to be associated with significant acute harm/toxicity if used as a recreational drug."[8]

Consistent with other NMDA antagonsists, it is thought that methoxetamine may be an effective, fast-acting antidepressant. Its activity at other receptors may contribute to this
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THE SNOZZBERRIES TASTE LIKE SNOZZBERRIES
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>>6418680

It's just freezing fog here. It rained last night or something so that cleared out all snow and ice that we already had.

>>6418667

Stay chill.
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>>6418588
she had to make sure her pets were ok
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>>6418671
fetishes
Silly, excellent fetishes
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>>6418728
Well what the hell else would they taste like?

The way that snozzberries taste, by definition, is the way they taste.

Fucking retard.
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>>6418730

Misquoting is a bitch eh?
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>I didn't mean to
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>>6418733
she can't fly when she's scared. her wings lock up
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>>6418743

Hahahaha OH FUCK

Maybe I am tired but thats funny as fuck
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>>6418695

Might as well just buy some ketamine bro. If you live in the UK I can potentially hook you up. Don't take that research chem shit, nobody knows how bad it is for you.
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>>6418750
Quick! Do it in my mouth!
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>>6418751
It's canon.

god i hoped i used the right spelling
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>>6418745

Wow, I don't even know how that happened, I'm sure I clicked >>6418683
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>>6418588
She's also afraid of heights so that's why she probably tries to do as much as she can without wings.
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>>6418761
>there are posters here that would drink their waifus urine
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>>6418756

I wish I could get some K man, but MXE is pretty darn comparable.

Don't live in the UK unfortunately.
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>>6418588

She just locks up when she gets frightened. It also happens to people, I remember when I was a kid I was crossing the road and slipped and a HGV was speeding towards me and would not have been able to slow down. I had to slowly crawl out of the way because I was too scared to stand up or move.
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>>6418786
I mean I wouldn't do it willingly, but if I absolutely had to, there are worse things I guess
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>>6418786
How can you say you love her if you won't even drink her pee?
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>>6418786
Ponies don't urinate urine, they urinate lemon punch

Just like how their bodies are made of marshmellow and they ejaculate frosting.
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>>6418756
>>6418695
>>6418787

>MLP General: Stoners and drug deals
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>>6418786
But you greentext writers make it sound so delicious sometimes
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>>6418800
>>6418751

being scared also makes her toot
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>>6418786

Welp now I gatta read some HighLevelTeen fics
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>>6418800

I'd say that varies from person to person.

I was walking to the bus stop after class one night in the rain, and I nearly got mowed down by a fucking taxi that only barely managed to hit his brakes in time.

That night I found out that I can jump approximately three to five feet to the left from a standing position.

Also that I can have a conversation with nothing but facial expressions and emphatic gesturing.
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>>6418812
>Anon actually finds a way into Equestria
>He can't eat his usual meats and processed foods
>All of the ponies taste like Sugary treats and expel delicious beverages
>"No one would probably notice if this backgrounder went missing..."
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>>6418820
This isn't the real quentin, right?
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>>6418820
Good that he commited suicide.

And you should do it, too.
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>>6418786
Fluttershy has wonderful peach tasting urine, of course I would drink it.
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>>6418820

Lol
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>>6418844
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>>6418843
>derpy succumbed to anon
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>>6418838
> HighLevelTeen
> not 6teen

You are a scrub.
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>>6418820

>Smoking weed is against the law

Not here. Just possessing it. So if the police are pulling you over you could just eat all the drugs you're carrying and they can't do anything about it.
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>>6418866

Who is 6teen?
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>>6418786
I only would drink her urine if she degraded me for doing so.
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>>6418867
It's legal to download weed in my country. You just can't upload it
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>>6418831
Japan

Goddamn it Japan

Stop doing that shit, you make like the worst bespoke terrifying neckbeards
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>>6418867
>Driving under the influence
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>>6418881
>Hahah-holy shit. He's actually doing it. What a faggot
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>you will never edge yourself all day like a good pony for your owner
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>>6418887
>bespoke
you're not using that word right.
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>>6418820
>like everything
>strawman of the century

Weed is even okay in large amounts in short order.

It's when you blaze it every day and condition your brain to release a surplus of dopamine that you start seeing problems with schizophrenia and such.

In addition, as with most drugs, it isn't a good idea to let children smoke weed.
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>>6418841

>Get off bus
>Go to cross road from behind bus
>Another bus going the other way speeds past at 60+km/h
>Misses me by less than 2cm

From that day, I do not listen to music when crossing the road. Should have known better really, nobody ought to almost become a stain to learn this lesson.
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>piss drinking
>fetishfags

Do you guys purposely try to be as repulsive as possible?
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>>6418872
A Canadian animated cartoon that was surprisingly good.
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>>6418894
S-stop humoring my fetishes...

I-It's not like I like you or anything...
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>>6418906

Its not that repulsive. Its pretty tame for fetish standards.
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>>6418906
Are you saying you would not want to drink fluttershy's peach piss?
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>>6418890

Nobody becomes high instantly when eating raw weed.
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>>6418918

Someone has read SAP
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>>6418916

>it's not repulsive
>piss

This fuckin guy.
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>>6418872
They're trying to be sarcastic. 6teen was a Canadian coming-of-age animated series about a bunch of kids who worked in a mall and did a bunch of sitcom stuff and crazy happenstance.

>>6418907
I'll admit to getting a little stroppy at the farewell episode; I was still a teen when it started airing and when it ended, I sure as sugar wasn't.
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>>6418906
It's sterile.

He's not eating her shit or anything
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>>6418920
Yeah, but all it takes is a police officer testifying "your honor, I stopped them because the vehicle was moving erratically" and then a piss test result that came back positive. It's your word versus a cop's.

Juries like cops.
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>>6418906
I like consensual sex.
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GIDDY UP
GIDDY UP
GIDDY UP UP
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>>6418911
My piss? What kind of disgusting lewd creature are you? But if that's what you want, so be it.
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>>6418894
...go on
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>>6418898
It means they just tailor-make them to our fever dreams about growing old and useless, living in our mothers' basements.

He's using it right.
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>>6418934

Are you about fucking done?
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>>6418933

Its sterile though
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>>6418907
People actually liked that show?
I only ever caught a couple minutes of a few episodes, but it never seemed like anything more than your average bland "its a soap opera but because its animated we can pretend to be cool" shit

Was it actually decent?
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>>6418911
Just drink it, kiddo
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goodnight MLPG
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>>6418935
Man I fucking lost it during that final song holy shit
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>>6418938

The solution, it follows, is to not move erratically. All police vehicles have cameras nowadays here that record audio and video.
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>>6418949
He's not, he's got a ton of them and there have been responses. He's going to be here for a while.
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>>6418934
>no quentin watermark

I refuse to believe.
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>>6418959

Goodnight, goodnightanon
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>>6418933
Have you seen what kind of shit fetishfags come up with in here or are you just new?

Or, the worst option, you are a hypocritical cunt incapable of logical thinking and considering old men raping 8 year girls urethra okay because it erects your boner but piss is gross and wrong.
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>>6418967
Okay, but more importantly why did he pull you over in the first place.

What he could say was "Well, I pulled him over for <x>, and I smelled marijuana."

Good luck proving a sworn officer of the law didn't smell marijuana.
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>>6418959
Goodnight, anon
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>>6418954

It would be better if she sat on a chair while you lapped up her sweet juices. But all she is doing is reading a newspaper, not even paying attention to you.
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>>6418939
Consensual sex best sex.
Especially in the missionary position.
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>>6418959
Who the hell browses mlpg like that
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>>6418995
>Occasional "You finished yet?" with a mocking, impatient sigh
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>>6418938
Urinalysis doesn't show that you were high at the time you provided the sample, all it proves is that you used weed within the last 48 hours? I think?

But yeah, juries hate weed and love cops.
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>>6418981

If I'm greentexting "fetishfag" what makes you think I'm one of them you fuckstick?
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>>6419005

Ive done it more than once.
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>>6418906
>>6418832
>>6418916
>>6418933
>>6418950
>>6418918
>>6418937

>worldbuilding and fanon is forced and awful and stupid
>talking about drinking piss and fart-huffing is perfectly okay

Goddamn it, MLPG, are you actively trying to be a bad thread?
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>>6418962
Me too; I can hear it now even.

If Friendship is Magic has a big farewell song, I'm gonna lose my shit, ESPECIALLY if it's something like THIS:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6r4mvHLcgGg
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>>6418939
Same here, but I rather cuddle. Cuddling is more cuter.
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>>6418986

He can smell all the cannabis he likes, but if I am not in possession of any cannabis then I have broken no law.
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>>6419005
My bed is too far from my desk, or I totally would
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>>6418959
Everytime I see this picture I think his bed is on like an edge of a cliff or something
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>>6419018

Umm pee is fine.

The fart thing is fucking gross
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>drinking piss
>ever okay
If I wasn't sure you guys werent just being sarcastic, i'd hope you guys kill yourselves
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>>6419018
No one has said anything about farting

In fact, you most likely just opened the box by saying that
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>>6419018
I never said worldbuilding or fanon is bad. I did say that the same knight-and-fawn routine gets tiresome, especially when it's posted with the same dozen pictures.
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>>6419018
Fetish fag. What do you expect from these faggots? Just about pony.
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>>6419018
>>worldbuilding and fanon is forced and awful and stupid

But it is. It's a stupid girl cartoon.

>talking about drinking piss and fart-huffing is perfectly okay

Implying you wouldn't hold in a pony fart like a bong hit.
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>>6419044
I think it's the magical aspect of it, not like literal scatfags

Magical ponies produce magical treats
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>>6419018
I just want to suck the farts out of fluttershy's butt all night long
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>>6419034
DUI isn't against the law in your state?

That seems irresponsible
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>>6419044
>4chan teh defender of morality!!!1
Thanks for the laugh, anon.
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>>6419043

They're both fucking gross, you nimrod.

There's a reason most creatures disregard their own waste.
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>>6419034
I once again refer you to driving under the influence. Or he can plant some on you if he's feeling particularly malicious.
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Who's excited for the rockin' Dash song next episode?
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>>6419029
Cuddling would be nice.
I have no idea what it's like.
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>>6419044
I'm in it for the degradation.
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>>6419065
BEEN DREAMING
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>>6418935
>>6418962
>>6419023
> 6teen final song
Oh holy shit, I AM ACTUALLY BAWLING RIGHT NOW FUCK YOU ALL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vqer-P0OkdQ
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>>6419061

Urine is not waste. Its just excess salts and water
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>>6419061
>There's a reason most creatures disregard their own waste.
Why do we have to care about whatever reason it is? Humans are above this bullshit.
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>>6419071
degradation fics where
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>>6419050

Honestly, it's a welcome break from having the whole thread talking about farts for the thousandth time.

I'm about an inch away from just filtering the word toot altogether.
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>>6419068
Maybe a pillow, a big one, though it would never be the same as the real deal.
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>>6419079
>bullshit
nice one anon.
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>>6419005
Im doing it right now
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>>6419077

>urine isn't waste

Fetishfags confirmed for not taking middle school biology.
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>>6418330
essentially its to make a palette, check lighting, and make sure your color is relatively correct.I paint over the whole thing and get rid of that over blurred effect and make sure the details lost are redefined.
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>>6419077
>excess salts and water
>excess
>not waste
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>>6419088

When I moved into my apartment, I made it a point to fungshuei my room to be able to do this
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>>6418933
You have seen nothing.
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>>6419075
> not using the superior version
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sm4a28f7ftQ

It's okay, Anon. We all have to crymax sometimes.
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>>6419094
mewball sexy fluttershy when?
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>>6419065
So Dash is the next episode, eh? How much do you want to bet she would not get accept because she rather stay in Ponyville?
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>>6419085
Fuck yeah, new picture I've never seen before.
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>not taking your waifu's urine and distilling it to its purist
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>>6419090
>>6419098

There is ZERO bacteria in it. It is STERILE.

You guys are just trying to mess with you.
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>>6419106
do you mean the fluttershy swimsuit thing?
i did that awhile ago.
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>>6419104

I've seen plenty anon, I think all the shit these fags talk about on a daily basis is disgusting.
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So, how are the general's chill levels on this fine morning?
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>>6419109
That's exactly what's going to happen
It's the only win win scenario available for a kid's show
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>>6419109
whos fucking hands are these
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>>6419060
>norality
>of drinking urine
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>>6418996
Any position is fine, as long as there's plenty of moaning and caressing and kissing.
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first - bad comic
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>>6419068
This picture made my chest hurt horribly.
>you will never cuddle with an adorable little pone
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>>6419126
Wreck-it-Ralph

Also potentially fuck you, but maybe not
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>>6419115

Just because piss is sterile doesn't mean it's not waste.
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>>6419119

Mew pls stram.
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ITT: Dayfags come to shit up the 'night' MLPG because they're butthurt that daytime MLPG sucks
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>>6419115
So, your definition of waste material is material that is riddled with bacteria?

That's wrong.
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>>6419139

IM GANNA LOVE IT
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>>6419135
better than gg comics
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>>6419137
but wreck it ralph has 5 fingers
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>>6419143
every MLPG sucks
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>>6419146

FUCK I MISQUOTED

That quote was meant for the wreck it ralph
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Now - good
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>>6419156
But that is not good at all.
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Who is best scruncher?
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>>6419005

I guess I kinda do.
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>>6419144

If it is sterile, why is there a problem with partaking in drinking the juice of your lover?
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>>6419167
Scootaloo
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>>6419112
I love how peaceful Fluttershy sleep as to compared to the other pony. She really graceful.
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>>6419156
That's actually pretty clever.
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>>6419143

>M-MUH FETISHES

Eat shit faglord, this general is not a vessel for every fetish you feel the need to talk about.
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>>6419168

How I make 4chan black?
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>>6419167
Scooty Scoots
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>>6419168
what the FUCK are those stains on your pillow?

#/r9k/
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>>6419135
absolutely terrible, shitty pun, unfunny premise, crappy attempt at show reproduction
10/10 would crack a smile again
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>>6419084
>>6419050
>>6419018

I think the secret is being moderate with any of them - knowing the time and place for them.

The Knight and Faun stories are fun and cute, but if we started seeing them every night, and in situations that didn't call for them, we'd start getting tired of them pretty quickly.

Which is kind of the reason so many people hate farts and fetish-talk. They're ALWAYS there, ALL the time, and if the conversation doesn't involve them, they force them in anyway.

If they toned it down and didn't try to derail threads with their BS, we'd probably be a little more accepting of them.
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>>6419184

Tomorrow theme.

>>6419186

Combination of bad lighting and sweat.
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>>6419186
Those are obviously spots, you knob-jockey
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>>6419177
When she isn't freaking out or scared of something she's by far the calmest most serene pony
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>>6419189

Or they could fucking take it somewhere else.
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>>6419182
Except it is.

Deal with it, this show is only good for porn.
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>>6419166
>>6419179
AHAHAHAHA

MLPG is always full of faggots
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>>6419121
>Morning MLPG
>Chill
it's literally the worst time to be here
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>>6419212

Night general ladies and gents.
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>>6419210

But they won't.
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>>6419217
ye man there are people who like dash near me
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>>6419217

How the fuck is this 'morning' mlpg?

Its like 2 am here
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Sometimes a man just wants to talk about the copious bodily fluids of ponies from a show for little girls.
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>>6419217
And on top of that there's almost nobody here.
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>>6419217
>one person represents a whole thread
>me responding like an idiot
>Rainbow Dash actually cuddles Scootaloo
>not asking what I'm listening to
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>>6419220
So why are you hanging around?
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>>6419224

Naturally, just take a look at >>6419212
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>>6419012
Do you even know how many retards >you are only allowed to like sick shit i like exist?
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>>6419238
What *are* you listening to, anon?
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Where did Rainbow Dash dominating me go?
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So after today who do you think is the cutest filly?

Free Response, partial credit awarded.
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>>6419249

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CzcOcBb_ms
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>>6419220
Who the fuck are you reminding? Or presenting this to?
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>>6419256
>Trying to cover up her early balding with her fringe

2cute4me
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>>6419256
It's Scootaloo

she's the best
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>>6419256

I think that They're all super cute. But Sweetie is still my favourite CMC
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>>6419255
>Dash
>wasting her time doming you
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>>6419168
> purgandy / light pink poka dots on the pillows
> part of a full set

Yeah uh

I'm guessing female here
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>>6419256
Still Sweetie Belle, but Scootaloo is fucking cute in that episode.
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>>6419256
I would cuddle with that cute pone.
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>>6419256
Scootaloo is now officially the best CMC

Those other faggots just got born with sisters, Scootaloo had to work for hers!
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>>6419280
MLPG, can we start over?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyclIpSnH6M
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>>6419256
This episode solidified her as #2.
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>>6419278

Nope, it's just simple things like polka dots and matching bedspreads that make me happy.
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>>6419281
That's prejudiced! What about those of us who don't celebrate christmas?!
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>>6419281
Dude, stop creeping on her Facebook photos and shit
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Im sitting here on mlpg. Its early morning. My mind races with thoughts of my future, my present, and my past. I used to see pictures, pictures of the people and places in my life that made it fun. Now I just see blurs of colors that once held these memories intact. One day I will escape this place I have gotten myself trapped in. One day I will break free of the grips of mlpg. But that day is not today. Today I gladly accept its cold embrace. Pictures of the future slowly fades, and I am left staring at the screen.
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>>6419271
Oh man, I would totally kiss that ponoe's hooves and lick them clean if they're dirty.
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>>6419299
>implying Lauren doesn't post here and that wasn't most likely her that just posted that

DWEYTS?
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>>6419296
Likewise you shouldn't force Lauren to recognize your holidays or lack of one. She celebrates the season in her own way, just like you, and that's fine. What harm is there in sharing her sentiments and good will, whatever form it takes?

Your move, social justice.
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>>6419313
> what is a joke

Goddamn
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>>6419310
Would you kiss Lauren under the mistletoe?
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>>6419313
>complaining about social justice
Okay, I'm out. Worse than most /pol/.
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>>6419308
i want to worship a pony's hoofs
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>>6419310
Sh-shut up, anon, she hasn't posted here since "Dance, puppets, dance."

I want to believe. ;_;
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Prove in 30 seconds that you're worthy of your favorite pony's affections.
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>>6416437
It also explains why she turned into Nighmare Moon. You can only spend so long watching people have sex dreams about your sister before you snap.
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>>6419330
It's okay Lauren, sorry about your life wasting away hanging around here.
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>>6419339
Shit, I'll do it in 5.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-NutUjyln8
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>>6419339
Flea are you new here or just an anon who decided to take up a name
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>>6419329
I would massage Fluttershy's hooves.
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>>6419339

There is only one person that can prove that I'm worthy of Rarity's affections, and that person is Rarity. As long as she is happy.
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>>6419351
>lauren isn't on the show anymore because she was wasting all her time here and not getting any work done
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>>6419339

i like gemstones and Project Runway.
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>>6419339
I'm the coolest guy on MLPG.
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>>6419356
Been here for months, man. Lurking until the last two weeks.
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>>6419339
She'd love me.
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>>6419328
>not complaining about social justice
It's almost like you condone it!
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>>6419308
Do you think RD would share around her freak with her friends?
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>>6419375
okay thanks
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>>6419249
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLNownvZSEA
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>>6419362
Can't blame the woman for loving ponies
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>>6419135
>>6419262

http://vocaroo.com/i/s14PkfUKLZP6

>That's our Night Thread!
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>>6419362
No no no, she quit the show so that she could spend even more time here
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Which OC has the biggest penis?
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>>6419353
Hello new video I won't stop watching for a week.
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You hoof fetish people are fucking disgusting. You think this is hot?

http://youtu.be/RaVo5g87OL4?t=1m1s
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>>6419399
it's probably a female one too
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>>6419399
Chistery's, apparently
http://pastie.org/2099735
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>>6419399
Nyx.
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>>6419408
I only like marshmallow hooves.
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>>6419399
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>>6419339
I do not know how. Maybe helping her with the animal but I doubt they and Fluttershy would not like me.
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>>6419329
Hooves.
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>>6419410
Check your privilege! Ponies aren't bound by your petty ideals of gender!
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>>6419339
I would gladly battle her for her world championship title as the greatest player of shhh.
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>>6419408
Imagine them smashing your balls

unf
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>>6419434

MLPG is what you make it, Anonymous. Be the chill you want to see.
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>>6419447

Dude you reminded me of that one animated movie.

The point. Let me find the song
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http://youtu.be/jKBevaIttKA?t=9m10s

Would you give your Princesshood to Luna?
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>>6419443

I bet she IS really good with kids.

Just with really LITTLE kids, like babies or toddlers.
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>>6419447
You check your privilege too!

Everybody check eachothers' privileges and witness the horrors you have wrought!1!
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>>6419455
I have a princesshood?
Where is it?
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>>6419455
If only I could become a princess.
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>>6419353
Well that would work for Fluttershy or Pinkie I guess, if they're in the mood

But it wouldn't be lasting

I'm still calling this the winner of the results
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>>6419447
>>6419452

http://youtu.be/oc0v-fJxq7E?t=4m52s
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>>6419457
Might conflict if Staremaster is true though the Cakes DID went to her first to ask Fluttershy if she can babysit the babies.
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>>6419399
My OC, Senoir Dong. His penis is so massive is distorts spacetime around it, allowing him to fuck everyone at the same time. Also he has black hair and eyes and he likes staying up late.
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>>6419455

>sailor luna
>all her friends end up dead

Do they come back to life with some sort of dragonball z wish bullshit? I remember just watching up to the part where most of the sailors die.
>>
knock knock
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So now that we know Luna can interact with the dreamscape of any of her subjects... what the fuck was her original justification for her fall?

It seemed like the intention was that it was due to loneliness... but now it just doesn't add up.
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>>6419508
>implying that's not what happened just before she went Nightmare
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>>6419515
When Scootaloo was waking up, she got pretty violently ejected from the dream
I'd say she has some control over them, but they don't make her invincible.
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>>6419513
GET THE FUCK OFF MY FRONT PORCH I GOT MY SHOTGUN AIMED RIGHT AT YOU YOU DIRTY TYRANT

USA USA
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>>6419483

I just paraphrased Ghandi. But that cartoon seems fun.
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>>6419515
Maybe she wasn't very good at it back then. Or maybe other ponies ignored her.
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>>6419530
>bothering with words
>not just shooting the shit out of your front door the instant you hear the first knock

DYEUSA?
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>>6419515

You can surround yourself with people and still be lonely. Besides her fall was because of jealousy that nobody enjoyed her night the same way they do Celestia's day.
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>come to bed anon it's late
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>>6419515

She watches over the night. That includes keeping nightmares away and making sure everyone is safe while they sleep, apparently.

I'm betting there are rules and limitations to what she is and isn't allowed to do while she's in someone's dreams, whether self-imposed or not.

Also, interacting with someone in their dreams, is not the same is interacting with them in waking life.

The Loneliness part is probably because her duties mean she can't be at the center of attention like her sister. She has to be the one behind the curtain, as it were. Seeing someone else get more recognition for the same amount of work can gall you after a while.
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>>6419568
SLEEP=0PONE
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>>6419574
What about sleeping with a pone?
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>>6419568
I'm just up for a snack, Pinkie, I'll be in bed and ready to cuddle in just a sec.

Chocolate milk:
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>>6419577
Why would I want to sleep with a pony when I could be here talking about pony?
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>>6419577

It's still zero pone.

You have to stay awake and cuddle her while she sleeps.
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>>6419577
sexually?
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>>6419568
I don't think the Cake's bed can hold 3 horses and a human
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>>6419574
Scootaloo pls.
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>>6419600

Ponies are not for sexual.
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>>6419587
>Well now I'm awake
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>>6419600
Why would you sleep with pone in any other way?
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>>6419531

Its narrated by ringo starr
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>>6419483
>>6419531

Oh, wow - Oblio.

My mom loves this movie.
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>>6419611
... Alright sweetheart, I'm good for another go. Y'want some chocolate milk maybe?
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>>6419624

>terse
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>>6419608
>>6419613
bronies pls

pones are for fucking

not for cuddling
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>>6419631

Wow typical man. Always sex on the mind.

Fucking disgusting
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>>6419624
maybe
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>>6419629
> implying Terse
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>>6419631
>pones are for fucking
no they are not

pone is not for sexual
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>>6419455
>FiW
The Mentally Advanced sereis is far superior, especially Rainbow Dash presents
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>>6419141
but anon im just refining
its even boring as hell for me
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You've been stranded in Equestria. You have your favourite pone, your waifu, but because of whatever circumstances, you can't stay with her. You have to stay with someone else and waifu her from afar.

Which pone do you shack up with?

Do you tell them about your crush?
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>>6419654
Link?
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>>6419654

HAHAHAHAHAH

You fucking better not be serious.

FiW has legitimate intellectual jokes.
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Okay, I hate procrastination. In one month I'll have wasted 2 years here and have only ever drawn 2 ponies in comparison to all the tons of ideas for pictures I've thought up over all that time. So I'm gonna make a goal, a drawing surge to say the least. I'm going to get at least two full well-done paintings done before the end of this month. Starting tonight. I'll draw a simple pony sketch before I go to bed, what's it gonna be?
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>>6419660

Twilight. Yes but I don't tell her how deeply.
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>>6419664

The last idea you thought of.
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>>6419664

Sweetie Belle doing the :C face at a waiter in a restaurant.
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>>6419664
That sounds like something that would be better produced of your own mind
Why don't you make it Christmas themed and send it in for the Xmas Friend off?
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>>6419651
I disagree.

Pones are for loving. Sex is how I express love. You can express it in whatever dumb little way you want, but I'm going to be bringing my pone to orgasm with my penis and/or mouth and/or fingers.
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>>6419660
I'd try to find lodging at Twilight's, since Rarity probably wouldn't be caught dead with a freeloader in her boutique.
And I would not tell Twilight, since she's terrible at keeping secrets.
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>>6419687

Sex is one way to express love, but unless you find a pony that only expresses love the same way you do, you wont have one pony for long
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>>6419697

Sex is just the physical. It expresses no love whatsoever, just primal urges. Love is a higher level of being
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>>6419679
That's kind of the idea. I had a idea for a Christmas painting that's been sitting in my head since last year, and I wish to get it done before another year passes. But to reach that point I'm gonna have to practice, so taking small simple requests.
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>>6419689

>Freeloading with Rarity

You could at least offer to help her around the shop. Give her a break from moving crates of fabric and gems.
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>>6419705
That is the gayest thing I have ever read.
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>>6419677
Got a pic?
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>>6419689
At least she tries.
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>>6419705

Finally. Someone who understands.

>>6419714

People like you are the reason we can't have nice things.
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>>6419705

Sex can HAVE love infused with it, but it doesnt have to have love in it. It depends on the, uh, sexers. Usually sex with love is better than sex without it.
>>
mlpg
what is love?
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>>6419712

>help
>a unicorn

With fuck what? She can levitate a bajillion things at once bro.
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>>6419705
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztVMib1T4T4
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>>6419714

Enjoy loveless relationships and getting divorced 10 times you stupid fuck
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>>6419728
Baby don't hurt me.
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>>6419728
Baby don't hurt me
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>>6419729

It's called "being a gentleman" you dirty troglodyte.
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>>6419660
Why can't I stay with Twilight?
She'd probably want me to anyway, being such an alien thing, she'd want to be around in case of emergencies.
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>>6419663
>FiW has legitimate intellectual jokes.
haha OH WOW

>>6419662
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBW_xk6efUo
Newest Mentally Advacned
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>>6419734
>>6419735

Don't hurt me

no more
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>>6419705
I don't even believe in ponies being for sexual and even I think you are crazy.
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>>6419724
Twilight can fit a lot in her mouth
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>>6419710
Oh alright

Dash trying to balance between two posts, if you aren't doing those other ones already
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>>6419743

Holy shit that is so much more horribly produced.
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>>6419743

Yeah mentally is soo smart. Just listen to this piece of shit song

http://youtu.be/n7HrijDkfHc?t=15m20s.

Can you really compare this to anything in FiW?
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>>6419737
Not that guy, but my reasoning for not staying with Rarity was that I'm not attractive enough. By using the "freeloader" excuse, I don't bring up my appearance. Rarity may be generous, but she does have standards, after all.
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>>6419724
The human poses really started to get out of hand in season one
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>>6419743
That's pretty bad
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>>6419760
>>6419765
Better visuals or actually funny jokes? you decide!
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>>6419765

The only thing I'll say about mentally, is that they get props for drawing everything themselves instead of dubbing.

FIW has them beat in everything else
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BETTER PREP THAT NEW HORSE
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>>6419784

We are all saying those jokes in mentally are fucking bad.

You are the only one with that opinion
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>>6419783
You're bad
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>>6419749
IKR

I wish my dick wasn't small so that fact would have some bearing on me
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>>6419784
>Funny jokes
pfff
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>>6419792
FiW has been unfunny garbage sne the 5th one
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>>6419784
Holy shit, you have fucking shit taste in jokes, you retarded brony.
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>>6419784

If you've been to a convention before, then stuff like this is pretty hilarious

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtuKJzeNctE
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>>6419805

You are just mad that we fucking hate mentally.

FiW is STILL funny. Had been funny, and will be funny.
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Which pony do you want kissin on you?
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>>6419819

Celestia
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>>6419818
that some bad opinions man
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>>6419825
yeah yeah i'm deleting it.
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>>6419795
Well, they are my Little ponies
What if she was little enough that she had to stretch her jaw as wide as she could?
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>>6419819
Spike
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>>6419832
Just make sure it has MLP General in the subject line
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>>6419833
I think you underestimate just how not big my penis is.
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>>6419831

Yeah okay. I bet you like the big bang theory too.
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>>6419847
quit beating yourself up champ
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>>6419831

FIW makes fun of bronies sometimes, maybe that's why you hate it.
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>>6419825
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>>6419831
Even though the latest FiWs haven't been great they're better than mentally advanced
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>>6419831
Shut the fuck up, brony.

I bet you watch Family Guy and Big Bang Theory.
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>>6419849
I bet you like drinking urine

>>6419851
Enjoy your unfunny bronyshit
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>>6419862
I bet she tastes like ink and body odor cause she ain't keepin herself clean in between study sessions
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Are you guys being serious or just joking?
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>>6419872

We should be best friends.
>>6419849
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>>6419881
I didn't know we watched those things
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>>6419876

Lol urine what?
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>>6419876
>likes a shitty show that caters to bronies
>calls FiW "bronyshit"
LOL
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i got tired of waiting

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>>6419901
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>>6419881
It's 50/50, it always starts as a joke and then idiots take it too far.


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