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topic: Rank the CMC episodes from best to worst or something, I don't care
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I like the new Taylor Swift song. There I said it.
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Why's she called an Olden Pony?
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>Luna will never wink at you in a dream
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Would you go camping nonsexually with the mane six and the CMC, MLPG?
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>>6409164
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>>6409153
who's the oc in the lower right
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>>6409153
Do episodes about individual episodes count?
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>>6409184
why wouldn't she be?
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I really hope Wonderbolts Academy starts with a cold open of Dash trying to teach Scootaloo how to fly.
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>>6409199
>Scootaloo has a really good view
>This is why she has nightmares
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>not being a pony
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Is it best ship time?
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>>6409148
>We've seen two years of their lives
I don't know man
It kinda feels strange
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>>6409215
>Y-you could stick your whole arm in!
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>>6409220
Is samefag time?
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Best ship is LunaxPip
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>>6409153
>you ALSO have a 2/3 chance to win if you do not

1) Sisterhooves social
2) Every other CMC episode
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>>6409197
can i still masturbate

can i still watch them while they sleep

can i still cuddle them and maybe fondle their genitals a little

can i still smell them while they sleep
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What's scary about an old lady who's lost her shoes?
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>>6409241
wat

I meant to quote the OP's topic
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>>6409226
Imagine how it feels for soap opera fans
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>>6409197

Yes.

Equestria is beautiful.
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>>6409220
They barely even interact
Fluttershy always buddies up with Pinkie, Dash, or Rarity
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>>6409212
I am still curious as to how big he had to draw those Twilight tits to satisfy that commissioner.
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>>6409176
>>6409176
No, but Scootaloo learned some basic stitching skills from SweetieBelle and made her own
Sweetie Belle is pretty certain what it was based on the colors she needed.
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>>6409197
I'd go camping with them either way.
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>>6409245

I dont think you can casually fondle a ponies genitals because they are gigantic
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>>6409153
1. CMChr
2. PVC
3. Does Sisterhooves count? Because that belongs here.
4. SiP
5. Stare Master
6. Family Appreciation Day
7. Cutie Pox
8. Bad Seed

99999. CotC
99999999999. H&HD
99999999999999999999. Show >Tersers
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so was this the best episode ever or the bestest episode ever?

im inclined to the latter.
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>>6409197
Well, yeah.
I mean, unless one of the main six decided to sneak off into the woods with you, it would kinda have to be nonsexual camping.
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>>6409260

I think you might have misquoted
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>>6409269
They are small pones.
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>>6409258
I want a Fluttershy/Pinkie episode something bad.
A AJ/Pinkie episode, too.
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>>6409199
during this whole episode i kept having thoughts like wanting to tuck them in so they don't catch cold and wanting to remind them to brush their teeth before going to bed and wondering how they were going to bathe while camping

is this fucked up
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>>6409281
Best of S3 so far.

I almost couldn't handle how cute it was.
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>>6409215
Pls

Pls no
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>>6409253
Yeah but those get very silly and extremely dramatic for no reason at all
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I think i might be the only one who really enjoyed the show stoppers episode.

That rock ballad at the end was just so fucking funny
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>>6409262
>Scootaloo and Dash become fairly close after their camping trip
>Eventually Scootaloo musters the courage to show Dash the plushy she made of her ages ago
>"Wow, it's actually pretty good, kiddo. But what are all these stains on the flank?"
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>>6409293
No, that was triggering your parenting instincts. It's odd, but not fucked up.
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>>6409281
Sweetie Belle stole the show as always. I almost felt bad for Scoots.
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>>6409283
>Not going out into the woods with friends for the wild, animalistic orgy
>Not waking up days later after the drugs and alcohol wear off
>Not driving home without your pants because you couldn't find them.
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>>6409287
>King-Cheetah art

I don't think I did.
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>>6409153
>Scootalobumps
>Rarity learns to make Applepie
>Diamond Tiara is a shitty editor
>Weeken at Grannies
>Bullies and Veggie Salad
>All the rest
>The first one
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God Tier
>The Cutie Mark Chronicles
>Sisterhooves Social
Great Tier
>Ponyville Confidential
>Sleepless in Ponyville
Pretty Good Tier
>One Bad Seed
Meh Tier
>Family Appreciation Day
>Stare Master
>Hearts and Hooves Day
>Cutie Pox
>Call of the Cutie
Terse Tier
>The Show Stoppers
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>>6409337
Dionysian festival please go
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>>6409293
They don't bathe while camping
They were filthy little ponies for days, covered in mud and sweat and bugs.
Even Rarity.
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>>6409310
that's not saying much

It's been a really mediocre season, and this was a really boring episode.
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>>6409320
I honestly think I'm the only one who enjoys all the episodes.

Yeah, there are some weak ones and some not so good parts, but I've found each one to be at the very least enjoyable
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>>6409320
Honestly that's an underrated episode really. That was back when people hated the CMC for being the CMC
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>>6409320
I thought it was great. It's what made me like the Cutie Mark Crusaders.
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>>6409362
>Even Rarity
Oh god
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>>6409351
Cutie Mark Chronicles wasn't even a CMC episode.
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>>6409293
You won't die of plague if you skip bathing for a couple of days.
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>>6409368
>Enjoying that fucking owl episode
How?
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>>6409239
>not Shining Armor x Twilight Sparkle x Cadence
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>>6409368

The only episode I didn't like was the one with the zap apples. The ONLY saving grace was the granny smith flash back.
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>>6409351
God Tier
>The Cutie Mark Chronicles
>Sisterhooves Social
Great Tier
>Ponyville Confidential
>Sleepless in Ponyville
>The Show Stoppers
>Hearts and Hooves Day
Meh Tier
>Family Appreciation Day
>Stare Master
Boring but still kinda enjoyable tier
>Cutie Pox
>Call of the Cutie
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>>6409397
I - I haven't bathed in two days.

Oh goddamn it I'm becoming a neckbeard
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you are now aware that if you ever tried to touch her in a way she doesn't like, she could explode your body with one kick
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>>6409406

Are you the same guy from the last thread? If so lol.
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>>6409362
Please
She probably has a shower in that tent
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>>6409402
Spike doing the dastardly villain bit was funny and it was interesting seeing another dragon. Odd that Spike refereed to him by name
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>>6409424
Becoming?
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>>6409362
Someone do a greentext on that.
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>>6409415
I agree with this fine gentleman.
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>>6409424
How do you even?
I can't even go one day without bathing
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>>6409362
did rarity's butt smell all musky
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Everyday until you like it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hAUWyp0qzs
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>>6409232

>arm
>not hoof
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>>6409424
Yeah you kinda are
Go shower, God Damn
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>>6409362
>Dash flies around all day at super speed
>Scoots scoots around trying to catch up
>They have bugs in their teeth all day
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Ponies and ponies and ponies and ponies
And forgiveness ponies and happiness ponies
Defenders of cupcakes and shooting star wishes
They shower nice feelings and hugs from the sky!
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>implying you wouldn't manage their careers until they're on top of the entertainment world
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>>6409462

Hoof is a hand.

You would have to say leg.
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>>6409453
>>6409444
I've been kind of sleeping most of the day lately. I think my thyroid's fucked up again.
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>>6409456
>that smell of horse sweat and aroused mare vagina
UNF
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>>6409424
Nigga please, I hadn't bathed since Wednesday-I think. Just bathed a couple of hours ago though. Between busy/lazy/sleep/ people stealing the bathroom/hot water I just couldn't.
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>>6409456
I don't know, why don't you put your nose up close to it and find out?
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>>6409427
with marshmallow hooves? i don't think so.
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>girlfriend hasn't seen the ep yet
>starts watching
>"I have so many painful headcanons about Scootabuse, I hope something good happens to her this episode."
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>>6409427
We've seen her blow up a house
this isn't really anything new
although the precision is pretty cool
Do you think she could kick a hole in your gut line in Kung Pow?
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Rose is getting closer
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>>6409334
that song with the constant voice break was 3cute5me
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TOP 3 EPISODES NAMES

DONT LOOK IT UP

GO GO GO
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>>6409480
fuck off with your circlejerk shit
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>>6409402
>dastardly Spike
>fighting Dragons
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>>6409427
So I just have to make sure I'm touching her in a way she does like
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>>6409520
Bridle Gossip
Cutie Mark Chronicles
Over a Barrel
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>>6409456
>>6409492
I will
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>>6409537
TOO SLOW
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>>6409537
EVERYDAY UNTIL YOU LIKE IT
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>>6409520
WIZARD BATTLE
WINTER WRAP UP
WEDDING PART TWO
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>>6409457
Why has Sweetie Belle become such a shitty singer?
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>>6409480
>Friend Offs
>Finished
>Sentenal isn't part of it

>MLPG Video Game
>Dead
>Sentenal is part of it

>MLPG Christmas Book
>Dead
>Sentenal is part of it

>MLPG Xmastravaganza
>Still alive
>Sentenal isn't part of it

I think I rest my case on who is the shit poster of the year.
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>>6409488
>sweaty belle

would you bathe a sweaty little girl
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>>6409520
Suited for Success
Winter Motherfucking Wrap Up
Sweet and Elite tied with Sistehoves Soscial
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>>6409524
wrong project
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>>6409520
What, like... My preference? Last Rodeo, Dog and Pony Show, Party of One
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>>6409550
Good one. But that's not Rarity.
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>>6409520
applebuck season
Return of Harmony 2
party of one
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Anyone got a link to that ponies and ponies song?
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>>6409480
>thinking about doing this
>know I'll just make something really shit
>again
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>>6409551
>>6409557
>Flariy
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>>6409334
That part proved that Sweetie will always be best CMC for me.
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>>6409568
He's like a Dinofag 2.0
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>>6409424
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>>6409488
This reminded me of what an aroused human woman smells like.

FUCK
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>>6409578
Fartanon abandon us.
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>>6409520
OH SHIT
OH FUCKING SHIT
>The Last HoeDown
>How Rarity Got Her Groove Back
>The One with the CMC in it
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>>6409585
http://ponyvspony.artix.com
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>>6409566
It wasn't her being a bad singer, the song is designed so that even shitty singers can sing it, thus it's impossible to sing it well without changing a shitload.
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>>6409588

Ill do it if you do it. If you are interested send me an email.
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>>6409503
Wat?
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>>6409600
Except Dinofag eventually left.
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>>6409520
The Last Round-up
Sisterhooves social
I only have a top 2.
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>>6409566
Her testicles descended.
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>>6409456
ask fluttershy
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>>6409520
Suited for success
Dog and pony show
Sisterhooves social
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I'm sorry.
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>>6409631
I kinda doubt it.
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>>6409606

An aroused human woman smells fucking terrible
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>>6409615
I loved how she didn't seemed tired at all and then bam asleep
And Rarity taking her to bed was cute

Rarity and Sweetie are best sisters
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( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º)
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>>6409606
>that feel when you don't know what this smells like and are desperate to find out
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>>6409571
>implying I give a shit

All these projects always end up the same.
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>>6409653
False
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>>6409424
>2days
thats nothing you casual try a week
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>>6409274
>>6409351
>hating on Show Stoppers
WHY
IT'S SUCH A GOOD EPISODE
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Guy rejecting monty hall problem here
Just got it
Sorry
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>>6409651
Your self pity disgusts me.
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>>6409653
What does it smell?
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>>6409663
It doesn't smell like anything. Though pussy itself does have a smell. Ranging from mild to god awful.
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>>6409510
to what?
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>>6409520
Bridle Gossip
Magic Duel
Jackie Chan
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>>6409641
It's been a long time since I've fucked a girl fresh out of the gym.

Jesus, that was some of the best sex in my life.
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>>6409424
I haven't bathed in months!

I shower
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>join gym
>Girls sparks interest in me even though I think I am ugly as fuck
>Want to date and fuck
SHIT SHIT SHIT
>Say yes to cutest girl
>Asks me to stay the night on friday
>Awesome sex, happy a lot
>Missing pony saturday mornings
>can't reveal I like mlp

feels bad, didn't realize how much I miss you guys mlpg.

Should I reveal my power level to watch poni on saturday?
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>>6409653
>this is what virgns tell themselves
Stay mad, wizardfag
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>>6409664
No, not all of them. Just the ones with sentenal in it
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>>6409675
Do they not have showers in Argentina?
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>>6409691

Stale cheese and M&M's. The crispy kind.
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>>6409683
I'm sorry you're so ugly.
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>>6409675
Thats fucking disgusting Scootanon
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>>6409510
>still following Rose
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>>6409703
Guy don;t make the wizard mad
He can magic up reality so that he is objectively right
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>>6409520
Ponyville Confidential
Show Stoppers
Sleepless in Ponyville

Honorable Mention: The Return of Harmony
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What happened to cute quest this evening?
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>>6409703

I have had sex with both females and males. I dont think you know what you are talking about
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>>6409702
Do the exact opposite of that
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>>6409702
Worse comes to worse, give her some morning-after before you slip off for your favorite TV show.

Also, Not Your Personal Blog
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>>6409692
>>6409663
There's a distinct difference between an aroused and an unaroused woman. It greatly enhances whatever their effluvia smells like, so it can make a yeast infection smell all the worse - but for the most part a fresh clean healthy woman will smell like nothing in particular, with maybe some warm alkali scent.

> mfw I've actually been able to tell if my girlfriend's just bored with a party or if she wants to go home now to fuck based on a faint whiff of that

Does no one else get that?
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>>6409695
>>6409695
sexual liberation
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>>6409707
yes they do i just don't use them because whats the point

but they're there
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i need pics of rarity's camping outfit

to masturbate to
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So

We love Scootaloo now, right?
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>>6409734
Postponed to tomorrow
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>this boop script
haha, what is the source of that sound clip?
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>>6409735
Of the two, which gender smells the best?
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>>6409728
Scootanon has given up on his own life. He just lives vicariously through Scootaloo now. He spends the rest of his time rotting here with us.
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Would you shower with a Scootanon ___sexually?
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>>6409675
Crustpunk please go

Naw really that's your choice, a week is longer than I'd ever want to go unbathed though
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>>6409744
Sadly, I've no idea what an alkali scent is. Is there anything else that smells similar?
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>>6409732
You can't fool me Terse
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>>6409762
But why.
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>>6409153

God Tier

>The Cutie Mark Chronicles
>Ponyville Confidential

Meh Tier

>Call Of the Cutie
>One Bad Apple
>Hearts And Hooves Day

Shit Tier

The Show Stoppers
The Stare Master
Sleepless In Ponyville

Ones that don't count because incomplete

>Sisterhooves Social
>The Cutie Pox
>Family Appreciation Day
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>>6409757
Sje was always my second favorite CMC
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>>6409706
yeah, but this one didn't even last 4 days.
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>>6409757
>Not loving scooty scoot.
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>>6409757
of course
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>>6409757
>not already loving Scootacute
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>>6409765

When sweaty, men. When clean women.
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>>6409702
> can't reveal you like MLP

Most girls know a guy has some weird hobby or a show they're really into. They wouldn't really care as long as you don't start spewing about the show.
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>>6409750
I don't understand
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>>6409757
we have always loved the feisty orange tomboy
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>>6409744
I get that you're full of shit
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>>6409766
What would living vicariously through Scootaloo be like?
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>>6409680
Would you explain the Monty Hall problem to your favorite pony?
sexually
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Men have a musk.

Women have a....smell
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>>6409754
I want to have sweaty, drunken sex with you while you wear a pretty dress so bad jusr because you like the same things as me and share a lot of my fetishes
I love you so much
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>>6409775
I'm not even trying to fool you, these are hands-down the best episodes of the show so far
I'm looking forward to the conclusion of season 3 so I can write up my brand new show rankings from start to finish
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>>6409796
I do not care for poultry pone
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>>6409796
>sweetie's fucked up nostrils
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>>6409627
if she followed the fandom any more than she does already she'd be a huge brony
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>>6409814
Sad like living vicariously through anyone is like.
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>>6409796
Stop wasting all those fucking cookies goddamit
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>Scoots spilling all those Pony spaghetti in front of Dash

That is actually adorable
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I like the BGM when Luna's talking to scoots.
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>>6409784
less than 3 days
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>Y-you really like me now?
>hey can i sleep at your house?
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>>6409702
Why lie on the internet?
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>>6409772
Yes.
Not even kidding
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>There will be no other episode as good as Magic Duel in this season

All we have left in this season is:

>another 22 minutes of Dash being a cunt

>Applejack episode where she barely gets any screen time and no characterization

>Rarity episode about "hurr i'm prissy"

>Fluttershy episode

>Spike episode about that stupid cliche

>another try hard clusterfuck of new merchandise by Meghan McCarthy
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>>6409757
She was always best pony, in my book.
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>>6409815
Replace the goats with horsecocks
and the prize with Apples
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>>6409840
>fanfiction
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>>6409814
like this
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>>6409844
>22 minutes of Dash being a cunt
But Dash is nice now. DYEWTS
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>>6409840
Sure thing squirt!

You just have to get up here
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>>6409778
Aspirant was suffering from brainfarts and the sub wasn't loading properly.
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>>6409774
Kind of like salt, metallic. I don't know how to describe it beyond "the opposite of how something acid smells," which is kind of hot and prickly.

>>6409813
No, not full of shit mang.
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But if we all like Scootaloo?

Then who do we hate?
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>>6409840
>Implying Dash isn't jealous of Scoot's parents
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Is there any non abuse scoots fiction that is good?

Besides the RS fic that was amazing.
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>>6409815
I think you got your spoilers backwards.

Also I'm not sure how to do that. Two of these mares are barren, one is not?
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>MLPOnline got a C&D
Aw man it was a lot of >fun too
Why can't they do this for other shitier projects.

This kinda makes me worried about Ponykart and Fighting is Magic
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>>6409657
>Rarity used her little sister for physicallabor
>Sweetie manipulated her sister to come with her to the camping trip

They're shit sisters and shit ponies
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>>6409868
>flies directly to the first camp
>what took you guys so long?
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>>6409891
Dinkleberg...
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>>6409892
how come we know nothing about the pegasus families
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>>6409895
B-bark
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>>6409891
>hating ponies
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>>6409892
>Scoot's parents
Good joke, Anon.
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>>6409881
>squirt

unf

which pony is a squirter
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>>6409568
>>MLPG Christmas Book
>>Dead

>2 days with one picture of spike by Lamar
>dead
Okay
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>>6409891
Sentenal for his brown thumb.
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>>6409920

As gross as it to say, prolly fluttershy or mrs. cake.
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>>6409920
Fluttershy, but Rarity can squirt on command
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>>6409903
>worried about Ponykart
>worried about Fighting is Magic
Have you been in a coma for the past six months?
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>>6409920
They all squirt
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lel, she took 1 bit of log out of 4 trees instead of taking out one tree.
>Rainbow Dash: No regard for nature
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>>6409891
Twist

Twist is now omega filly
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>>6409920
Which ponies favorite soda is Squirt?
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>If it doesn't have a mouth, then...it's not a horsey pony pun of course...
Am I mishearing that?
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>>6409920
Pinkie
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>>6409851
>pick door 1
>reveal that door 2 has a horsecock behind it
>change choice to door 2
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>>6409907
xD
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>>6409891

We all certainly do NOT like Scootaloo. Worst filly. Worships worst pony.
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>>6409950
That's a pretty lame soda
Probably Twilight
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>>6409905
>not understanding older vs younger sibling dynamic
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>>6409916
hahahahahaah
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>>6409905
>I'm an only child and I have no idea how siblings work
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We don't hate here. We only love. There's too many ponies to love to have any time left over to hate.

>>6409360
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>>6409939
Ponykart is still alive anon
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>>6409950
Fluttershy, but only in secret. She doesn't want to come across as too extreme, and in the company of friends defaults to Sierra Mist - or even better, a store brand soda with less carbonation. Don't want to come across as too adventure-seeking, you know.
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>>6409844
>judging episodes before they air, especially since every episode this season so far has had similar doomsday predictions and Magic Duel in particular was pretty much written off as brony pandering that would ruin the show forever
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>>6409895
I read a cute fic with Scoots having a crush on Dash earlier today

not much else that I've seen
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i can't stop thinking about this
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>>6409990
Where are the fics Chistery?
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>>6409936
>squirting
>gross
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>>6409905
The only shit pony is Fluttershy
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Linkboard where?
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>>6409988
Just like Jesus.

In spirit.
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>>6409964
colts like smiles?
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>>6409822
but im not even pretty i haven't even shaved in months
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>>6409990
Hey no, Sierra Mist can be pretty extreme
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>>6409757
>>6409973
>>6409983
Well I have a younger sister, but she's an annoying, pampered little bitch so I don't care.
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Oh hay guys, why are you not posting the best pony?
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>>6409744
>>6409813
>>6409774
>>6409890

So we have Superman visiting the threads too?
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>>6410000
Goddamn that is one pretty pony
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>>6410000
I seriously can't get over how gorgeous she is.
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>>6409924
Kraut is on the ball too, and a bunch of others. It's really going well so far, and I have faith for the rest of the project.
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>>6409905
Sweetie Belle was apparently incredibly strong though. She seemed to have no problem pulling Rarity's cart.
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>>6410000
She got one of them Harry Potter tents

God for nothing wizards
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theres 2much anthrositting in this episode.
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>>6410032
Honestly I thought she looked kind of weird when she did that scrunch
Not pretty at all

The skirt was hot though
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>>6410018
I just know Scoots would be that little kid who downs a ass-ton of energy drinks.
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>>6410016
Scootanon, you're ruining my mental image of you.
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>any time anybody points out Rarity being a bitch to Sweetie Belle
>'YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY AN ONLY CHILD YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID'
durr
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>>6410000
>The way the rail is positioned you can see Rarities legs are human shaped.
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>>6410000
Wow, that is a short skirt.
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>>6410003
Secret mountain fortress, screaming for their mothers.

Given Cosmo's request that there be some shenanigans going on between Soarin' and Spitfire beyond drunken sloppy makeouts, I've had to rewrite a sex scene like four times. There's just no pleasing some people, and that includes me.
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>>6409999
Link?
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>>6410041
Muggle pls
pls
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>>6410000
I want to cum inside her and watch her walk around with a little cum string dripping out from under her skirt.
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>>6410036
...fucking really? Even with that shit stain in the group?
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>>6410021
Can I post this pretty pony instead?
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>>6410037
Probably isn't the first time it's happened. She's built up hauling muscles.
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>>6410050
>tfw as a kid you once drank two bottles of surge within an hour to see what would happen
>extremely disappointed when nothing did.
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SPAGHETTI PONY CONFIRMED

ENGAGE PONY SPAGHETTI STORIES
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>>6410016
I don't care, Scootanon. I will seriously love you no matter what.
Nothing will ever change that.
You'll always be my husbando
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>>6410060
Maybe because it's the truth
Have you ever thought of that?
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>>6410007
Is it time?
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>>6410071
UNFFFFFFFFFFF

what does it feel like to watch cum drip out of a girl knowing that you filled her with it

must be a proud feeling
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>>6410067
THOSE ARE THE BREST KIND OF SHENANIGANS YKNOW

Eagerly awaiting
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>>6409992

Well the Fluttershy is going to suck, that's pretty much guaranteed, since it will be like all her previous episodes.

Clearly the writers don't know what else they could do with her.
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>Everyone still loving Rarity
>After THIS episode.

Rarifags...
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>>6410099
You know what else is the truth? Rarifags are the worst posters in these threads
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>>6410079
I bet you legitimately thought you'd have the temporary ability to see time flow in slow motion because your awareness and senses would be heightened to extreme levels.

I know I did.
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>>6410060
>tfw ambivalent towards Rarity
>tfw ignoring all the bitching associated with her from either side
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>>6410050
> mfw she'd think this is like Big Kid beer
> instead feel like her heart is going to explode all night long, and not in the nice way

Really a bad energy drink can be worse than the average hangover.
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>>6410108
>the Fluttershy is going to suck, that's pretty much guaranteed, since it will be like all her previous episodes.

Hey, cool, I also don't watch the show! We should hang out!
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>>6410000
>Dat Ponytail.
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>>6410077

You can always post that pony
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>>6410120
>claim you're ignoring something
>reply to it
lel
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>>6410067
>four sex scenes

Post ALL the revisions!
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>>6410108
I'd like to see an episode that focuses on her animal aptitude instead of her lack of character.
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>>6410006
Pls go
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>>6410076
If I didn't think Sentenal contributed a valuable presence and function to the project, I wouldn't have let him in on it. I think people give him too much stick. The project is very small-scale, doesn't ask for especially much from any one individual, and has that ubiquitous Christmas spirit at its back.

I think it's going to go well, cynicism be damned.
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>>6410114

Are you saying that you dislike rarifags but like lyrafags?

If so <3
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>>6410106
It's great, especially if she begged for it.
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>>6410106
I like to watch any girl I've cummed in try to squeeze it out a little. Then I finger it back in because it's a waste of good reproductive fluid even if she's safe.
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>>6410114
>Rarifags
>Not Pinkiefags
Please anon
Those are the worse
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>>6410071
That's hot.
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>>6410000
>>6410032
Alright lets not beat around the bush

Where's the porn of Rarity in her new dress?

I know one of you fuckers has one or is making one.
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>>6410071
>>6410106
> mfw I had this fetish even as a 17-year-old and my then-girlfriend was equally aroused and upset about the feeling of my cum dribbling down her leg
> I was ready for round two instantly

MAH NIGGAHS
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>>6410135
>Bonbon smiling
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>>6410114
haha wow
this is what shitposters really think
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>>6410100
No. People get mad about it.
Plus, I don't think there's much left to do with it. Kinda plateaued.
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>>6410060
that's because it is true, siblings are assholes to each other all the time, it doesn't mean they don't love each other
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>>6410155
I made some earlier but I'm not posting it.
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>>6410145

>responding to sentenalhateanon
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>>6410145
Well now i'm glad I'm not contributing to that
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>>6410077
I really love it when ponies do horsey things, like eat from feed bags
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>>6410076
>Kraut AND Sentenal work on it
Well, i'm not surprised by this outcome anymore.
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>>6410163
>everyone except me is a shitposter
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>>6410139
I don't want to spoil it. Spitfire is delighted to know Soarin DOES love eating pie.
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>>6410137
It's not like wherever there's bitching I just see white space. I still see all of it, I just don't let any of it bother me.
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>>6410113
Her actions are being Blown out of proportion.
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>rape
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>>6410118
I just thought it'd make me go superfast or have a ton of energy.
Nothing. I was so disappointed.
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>>6410114
>shitspot about your hate for Rarity all day
>B-BUT RARIFAGS
no sir, you are the cancer
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>>6410162
Even angry girls are allowed to be happy sometimes.
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>>6410165
Rarity is an adult, she should know better. If you're still an asshole to your sibling (let alone a little kid) when you're an adult, there's something wrong with you.
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>>6410145
Terse please. Stop being so nice to the mentally handicapped.

He's doing all this shit for attention. Can't you see that?
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>>6410161
>tfw your first time was skin-on-skin and she asked you to cum inside her because she wanted a guy to cum inside her for the first time
I never did enjoy sex with a condom after that.
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>>6410162

Mercilessly squeezing the life out of her employees can have that effect I imagine
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>>6410080
>Dash decides to spend some more time with Scootaloo after the camping trip and invites her to sleepover at her cloud castle
>Scootaloo is so excited she can barely contain her joy as she agrees as "calmly" as possible
>Then she remembers, she can't fly
>Too embarrassed to remind Dash of this, she just says she'll meet her there
>Scootaloo spends the night unsuccessfully searching town for some pony to fly her there while Dash sits disappointed and alone with her favorite movie on pause and a bowl of popcorn
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>>6410208
>adult
they are more like teenagers
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>>6410204
>rarityfags
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>>6410208
You've never spent time with kids have you?
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>>6410213
ARE YOU ME?
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>>6410204
>rarifag
>shouting MUH CANCERS
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>>6410217
I cant tell what this is.
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>>6410165
That's just a kid thing. You grow out of it. And then when she grows up, you start finding your sister sexy instead.
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>>6410168
>And the fuck not?

Do you think that you're entitled to not post those drawings?

Who the fuck do you think you are?
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>>6410234
No, I work with kids on a daily basis. As I said, there's something wrong with you.
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>>6410164
Aww, fine. I just miss it.
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>>6410069

Shit, I keep trying to post the link but it's getting market as spam, see if it works this time, link: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/23865/Tiny-Wings
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>>6410161
>>6410213
Yeah, condoms... it's not the sensation that kills it, it's the fact she won't be filled with my seed. It's like, "what's the point, even?" and my penis gets sad.
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>>6410193
That's a pretty promising innuendo!
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How is the Fluttershy episode not going to suck if it's going to be about overcoming her shyness/fears/insecurities.............again.
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>>6410183
>comparing Kraut to Sentenal

Nigga please. You're making people who hate Sentenal look unreasonable.
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>>6410265
oh cool it did work

this one's cute too: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/23865/Tiny-Wings
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>>6410242
It's Luna fucking herself in her own dream while she watches.
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>>6410274
> Chistery
> promising
Seems normal
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>>6410227
Dash knows that Anon
She picked up Scoot so she can fly with her at the end
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>>6410259
Siblings treat each other differently from another teen/adult and child.
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>>6410256
I never post any of my porn on the internet.
I usually just let it sit on my computer and delete it after a few months/weeks
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>>6410193
I bet he also loves giving cunnilingus!
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>>6410294
She forgot
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>>6410269

Hello me.
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>>6410155
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>>6410269
Unless you're prepared to take care of another living being, just stick with the condoms and BC
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>>6410212
>>6410175
>>6410171
Frankly, as far as I'm concerned, it's Christmas time. It's not the time to be so hateful as to exclude ANYONE from a project like this. If people want to keep someone OUT, that's not the Christmas spirit. It's the time for forgiveness and friendship and I intend to honour that spirit.
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>>6410307
You're a jerk for telling us, then. Go hang your head in shame.
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>>6410217
>voyeur self-cest

Interesting fetish.
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>>6410276
>Bird in the Hoof
>Green isn't your You know what, fuck it, I'm tired of this argument and tired of people who don't watch the show. Keep pretending every FS episode is the same. Do your thing.
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>>6410269
Fuck, man.

That's the same for me, but I love the feeling of her gooey warmth on my shaft. I also love it when her vag clamps on my dick because she can feel me thicken and throb as I get closer to the edge.

She can't feel that when I'm wearing a condom, and as a result her vvag won't instinctively clamp my dick in preparation for me to cum so my seed doesn't drip out so much.
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>>6410300
So you bring me back to my original point, Rarity is an adult and should know better than to treat her young sister like shit
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>>6410328
Have you ever heard of the contraceptive pill?
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>>6410328
Yeah, spermicide and BC pills were the chosen method in my last only ;_; relationship.
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>>6410323
THANK YOU BASED ANON

i shall masturbate to this tonight
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>>6410276
>implying fluttershy will get an episode
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>>6410335

Its better than vore fetish at least.
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>Luna will never cum into your dreams
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>>6410213
>>6410269
>>6410343
Oh man
>>6410161
here.

I never knew I had this much in common with you guys here. Sheesh.
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>>6410354
You say that like you can trust women.
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>>6410330
>but muh christmas spiritz!
Sorry there granddad
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>>6410344
She's not an adult
She's a young adult
She's between 18-20
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>>6410354
Have you ever heard of preventing it altogether?
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>>6410330
what exactly is he doing that adds to the project?
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>>6410332
I deleted a picture I drew of Rarity's mom rimming Mrs.Cake just yesterday
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>>6410371
18+ is adult anon
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>>6410358
But I like vore...
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>>6410369
You say that like you can't.
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Is that Cadence's VA doing the signing in This Day Aria? I can't tell if her voice is autotuned or not, if it's natural she's got a great voice.
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What does Scoots say at 18:18, after "and if it doesn't have a mouth"?
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>>6410371
didn't Faust said they were supposed to be 13-18?
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>>6410382
>rimming

And nothing of value was lost
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>>6410019
>Not liking your younger sister
why
you're supposed to be friendly to her you faggot
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>>6410386

Can you explain to me why? Im not trying to judge, I just dont understand it at all.

What about it turns you on?
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>>6410307
It's OK, Rose. You don't have to be ashamed of it.
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>>6410396
>tfw Pinkie is 13
>Fluttershy is 14
All that porn...
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>>6410323

My faith in brony perversity has not been in vain
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>>6410395
Then it can't whinny.
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>>6410412
>trying to understand a fetish you don't have
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>>6410396
I don't think their actual age is revealed. Just that they're young adults for whatever age ponies that is. Faust didn't want the show to revolve around school life so they're older.
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>>6410396
Mentally I think
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>>6410388

>2012
>Trusting women

Nice dude, I laughed
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>>6410344
well Rarity is kind of a cunt, so you know
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>>6410395
Turn on youtube transcribe and let master google decide what she says!
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>>6410395
>And if it doesn't have a mouth, then it's not a horsey pony kind of horse
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>>6410382
How can you sleep at night?

You monster
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>>6410427

It doesn't hurt to ask.
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>>6410433
I don't live in America so the law isn't stacked against me.

Seems we both had a good laugh!
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>>6410428
Right, and if they're young adults (like maybe teen to college-aged) they can be role models to younger children / stand-ins like the CMC, and they can be expected to not know the ropes of life just yet, so the life lessons learned aren't as tinny as if they were fully-grown 20-somethings or the like
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>>6410418
No way they are that young. I'd imagine they are all roughly the same age, give or take a year or two. A 14-year old wouldn't live by herself or run her own business.
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>Scootadash sister-shipping confirmed
OH GOD ALL THE PORN
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>>6410429
something like that, that they were physically adults but had the personality of teenagers
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>I am a complete shitbird to kids for no reason
>therefore it is ok to behave in this fashion
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>>6410459

Not really. What you said made me kinda sad now. And there is nothing I can do about it.
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>>6410459
You can move the monkey out of the jungle but you can't take the jungle out of him, watch yourself
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>>6410396
None of them can be that young tough.
Rarity has her own business and they are all around the same age as shown in Chronicles Worst case is 1 or 2 years difference
For me Pinkie is the youngest 17 maybe 18 and AJ is the oldest 19-20
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>>6410401
Try doing that when she does that annoying sarcastic tone of voice and talks over you to not let you speak.

Bloody cut.
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>>6410343
Other thing you can't feel through a condom: the tough nub of her cervix bumping against your tip when you thrust deep into her.
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>>6410449
I was planning on drawing Rarity forcing Sweetie to eat her out while Rarity wears her new outfit later.
I might actually post it.
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>The Princess of the Night will never watch over your dreams and provide you life advice
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>>6410495
I'd mostly agree with this.
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>>6410468
Yeah, but she's a magical talking horse, logic can get fucked
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>>6410471
... Why, because they act and 'feel' like sisters but on some level they know if they ever took it a step further it'd be a comfortable and even rewarding cougar-cub relationship?

Pls maybe.
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>>6410019
>that feel
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What if Hasbro pulls another G 3.5?

We will get chibi G4
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>>6410510
Rarity would never commit rape, anon
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>>6410500
You realise how uncomfortable that is for us right? It's not nice in any way at all
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>>6410468
they are magical fucking horses
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>>6410510
Seriously? I'll hold you to that and cap that post.
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>>6410514
Wonder how many people will have pony dreams tonight.
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>>6410497

You sound like the biggest Beta male of all time. Also underage
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>>6410500
you guys are making sex sound so appealing

but i don't want to get aids or have to socialize
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>>6410535
She probably would
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>>6410536
To each their own, my girl liked a very gentle touch when it came to that.
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>>6410514
Time isnt percieved right in dreams
What if Luna visits every single nightmare that every single pony is having every single night to help?
She could be there for less than a real second, its a dream
>>
celestiaswept2 I know you're here

pls reblog my stuff
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>>6410536
I've never fielded any complaints, and one girl was way into it. But uh how is this pony?
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>>6410544
They still are based on human society anon
There's still some logic
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>>6410559
Rape isn't very generous, anon.
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Would you a drinking with music horses?
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>>6410584
>Chistery trying to get us to talk about pony
BIZZARRO CHISTERY PLS GO
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>>6410584
>not reaching deep into a mare's cunt up to your shoulder
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>>6410584
>I've never fielded any complaints
Maybe because you don't have a fucking cervix?
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>>6410598
Rape is all about giving, whether you want it or not. It's the epitome of generosity!
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>>6410598
Neither is child labor
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I need to write 3 papers for finals and im just on mlpg shootin the shit with you guys/
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>>6410390
Yes that is Britt McKlipp singing
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>>6410595
I didn't know we lived in a magical society
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>>6410624
>shootin the shit
>not shootin your load deep in a girl's babymaker
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>>6410624
>im just on mlpg shootin the shit with you guys/
This is not your personal chatroom
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>>6410631

What an unfortunate name
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>>6410624
thats fine, college is bullshit anyway
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>>6410621
Rape victims are the ultimate in selfishness because all they do is take.
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>>6410622
>that fan pandering
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>>6410471
I really hope a good Scootadash fic or two come out of this

I dunno, one of my fetishes (if that's even the right term for this) is when a precocious crush gets reciprocated, that's why I like that one RS fic so much despite its flaws.
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>>6410608
> Bizzaro Chistery
Can't be Silver-Age Bizzaro though; Still can't get my trip to drop to Anon when I really really want it to though.

>>6410609
Not even once, bro.
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>>6410535
Not run of the mill forceful rape, she'd play mind games with you and end up making herself look like the victim, lifelong psychological trauma is much more refined that your average grab-and-watch-her-struggle rape
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>>6410648

Pretty much is at this point kid.
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>>6410631
Has anyone followed Britt McKillip's musical career? I know bronies dump spaghetti all over Hey Ocean! but I've not heard anything regarding One More Girl.
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>>6410660
:C
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>>6410412
I'd like to preface this by mentioning that vore is probably one of the most widely-varied fetishes out there. Seems like everybody gets off to different aspects of it, and what can make it for some acts as boner poison for others. Usually it's a combination of things.

For me, a big part of it is the submission. In addition, I like the idea of being, for lack of better phrasing, being fully encased in something. I couldn't tell you exactly why, I suppose. It's just the whole tactile experience and restriction, and having the thing you're in be alive and reactive, giving up control to it, made it sync up with the aforementioned submissive bend.

When I first started getting into vore, that's all it was, and I was seriously skeeved out by the actual digestion bit, but skirting the line enough times eventually broke me of that. I blame a confused penis for that part.
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>>6410323

How does she keep her shit hole so clean and free of crusted poo?
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>>6410640
>you're about to pull out
>she wraps her legs around your back
>CUM IN ME
My dick is throbbing right now.
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>>6410618
That actually means "no one has ever complained about it to me," meaning people he's slept with and did brush the cervix of.

> implying Chistery is a man
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>>6410685
She even taught Twilight THAT spell, anon.
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>>6410608
>tfw chistery has been involved in almost all of the show discussion the past week or so
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>>6410685
>>6410685
poo teleportation spell

the only thing that crosses her anus is dicks

of various species
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>>6410609
I remember reading some copypasta that said their cuntmuscles are powerful enough to push your arm out, what if she clamps down like a vice and crushes your arm with retard strength
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>>6410685
It's Rarity. That's not a valid question.
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I want to shoot my load deep inside Pip-chan's babymaker
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>>6410621
Generosity also means freedom from meanness, anon.
Rape is pretty mean
>>6410622
Sweetie probably volunteered to pull that wagon
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>>6410648
What is it then?
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>>6410706
And also all the meta shit
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>>6410685
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>>6410691
>nail marks on your shoulders
>bruises on your lower back from where her heels dug in
Such a good pain.
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>>6410631
She really needs to find a different carrier then.
Because that song blew.
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>>6410698
Fielding a complaint means you are making a complaint, not receiving one.
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>>6410706
It's hard not to when he's almost literally been posting 24/7 about virtually every fucking topic

What the hell Chistery did you lose a job /drop out of school or something?
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what is it about her mane that makes her so sexy?
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>>6410716
but boy ponies don't have babymakers
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>>6410682
Oh, also, if you're really interested, we can get into other views and why people like it from that perspective. It probably won't make you appreciate it anymore than you do now, but hey, it's something to talk about.
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>>6410682

Th...thanks for the explanation.

I still dont 'get' it but who really does.
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What kind of dicks do Minotaurs have?

Human? Bull? Bull head with human shaft?
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>>6410685
Unicorn ass-cleaning magic.
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>>6410743
Like that's going to stop him.
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>>6410738
it's just elegant and the way she poses and carries herself
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>>6410276
I like her as best pony because she is so adorable, but for episode she is shit. She has good one liners (magic duel) but other than that every episode is pretty close to the same.
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>>6410738
Recursive, spiraling inward. Yin or feminine energy.
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>>6410711
>retard strength
You should have known Derpy's backside is a weapon of ass destruction
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>>6410682
I like vore for those exact same reasons
The submission part and the encasing in something part. I mean imagine the tightness all around your body

Digestion doesn't bother me but prefer when it's not present
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>>6410738
Do squiggles turn you on, anon?
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>>6410727
>the sucking noise her vag makes when you pull out after dumping a thick batch of baby juice in her
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>>6410757

>Bull head with human shaft?

unf
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>ask a guy to cum in me
>lie to him about being on the pill
>reap the maintenance 9 months later before losing the kid on purpose
Feels great
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>>6410708
Where does she teleport the poo?
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>>6410276
>>6410276
I like her as best pony because she is so adorable, but for episode she is shit. She has good one liners (magic duel) but other than that every episode is pretty close to the same.
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hey MLPG, Pacquiao or Marquez?
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I WANT YOUR HAIR INSIDE ME
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>>6410790

Into Sweetie Belle. ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º)
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>>6410780

yes
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>How many forms should the next villain have?
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>>6410738
I don't know, I swear there's some kind of Jewish agenda behind this show using subtle psychological manipulation techniques to breed a generation of horsefucking minions to fight for Israel
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>>6410737
Well no, grad school means a lot of screentime lately though. Since my art sucks and writing is something I do in crazy fits, this helps me relax in between coding work and law background research.

It's also true contributing is fun.
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>>6410180
rainbow dash making horse noises while sleeping?
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>>6410782

You guys are really making the case for being gay
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>>6410790
Where all shit goes, Anon.
Oakland.
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>>6410782
>tfw you will only hear that sound from afar
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>>6410790
Directly into Fluttershy's bowels.
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>>6410795
>not heavyweight
>mattering
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>>6410790
into a toilet
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>>6410795
I would've said Cotto, but he's a has been at this point.

So I don't know.
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>>6410826
Then you'll get to enjoy cumming in some guy's ass, then.
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>>6410782
Stop teasing the virgins, anon

It's gone too far
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>>6410818
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>>6409702
>be 210 lbs
>have slight gut
>be joking around with pregnant coworker
>weighs herself on a display scale
>joke about my own weight, and my disappointment in it
>calls me a girl and says I'm not fat in any way
I had no idea how much I needed to hear that until she said it.
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>>6410841
>>6410834

Do you think Rarity would perform a spell on herself to remove her genitals and then just magically report all her fluids into unsuspecting Fluttershy?
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>>6410819
>coding work and law background research
what the hell are you studying where those two are both involved?
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>>6410864
>calls you a girl
FUCKING CISGENDERED HETERONORMATIVE BITCH
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>>6410782
>hilting yourself just as you're about to blow
>she squeezes like a vice
Best part
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>>6410870
he's obviously studying Digital Law so he can be a robocop
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>>6410722
Spoilered for meta
It's best to avoid that. I try to only contrast that, well, doing dumb fanon stuff can get toxic but it's more conducive to exploring what the show's about and how the characters function than shit like "GG does rape" and "Rose hats us".

Still wish you could get MA credit for circlejerk mechanics from MLPG U.
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>>6410859
The next day: 8 year old crushed by horse.
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>>6410882

I am hoping for the day some cunt tells me im cis scum. The rain of straight fury that will decend upon 'shim' will be legendary
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>>6410889
>Chistery
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>>6410869
I wouldn't put it past her
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I wonder if the animators have fun when they have to do a new suit and hair for Rarity.
I mean fuck she has so many that you could replace an entire crowd with different versions of Rarities and not get any clones
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>>6410903
Get a tumblr
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>>6410906
>sudden spike in bestiality related ER visits in 11-13 year old boys living in rural areas
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>>6410841
Damn, you can't even see any scars from the surgery.
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>>6410870
>>6410889
> personal blog
I'm doing stuff where I'll be handling a lot of probably copyrighted material for projects, so knowing how to navigate or avoid fair use and copyright and how Safe Harbor works is really important. It's just this semester, but case law is REALLY mind-numbing.
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>>6410833
beta guy spike
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>>6410935
Oh god.
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>>6410889
>Citizen you are under arrest
>Hey, hey ᶜᶦᵗᶦᶻᵉᶰ come closer
>do you want to read my fanfiction
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>You will never another human
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>>6410935

I dont understand how being gay is illegal and bestiality is not.

It doesn't make sense
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>>6410942
Elusive is such a bad name for an r63 Rarity.
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>>6410942
I want male Rarity to fuck me.
I bet he's a really gentle lover.
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>>6410950
Your mum might have something to say about that m80
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>>6410958
It is in any country that makes sense.
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>>6410958
Come to Washington where gay people can smoke pot and get married but I still can't get fucked by a horse
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>>6410887
>>6410782
>>6410727
>>6410691
You are all mah niggahs

Fo real
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>>6410779
It took me a long time to start liking digestion. The whole terminality of it was offputting. I think how I finally convinced myself that it was ok to get off to it was the fact that it's pure fantasy. Nothing bad's actually happening, and it's an impossible scenario anyway.
Plus, when I first broke, I was ERPing, and it was to satisfy the other person better, which reinforced the sub role to an extreme point.

If you're not shy, I highly suggest trying it sometime. You'd be surprised what can happen.

>>6410746
It's fine. Even something as simple as basic sub/dom roles can be opaque. Fetishes are fairly illogical to begin with, so don't worry about 'getting' things.
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>>6410964
He really isn't. Take it from me.
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i wish i could into markers. among other things.

oh, and anon who told me to do an ask dreamwalker luna, that's actually a really good idea. Like, Psychonauts Luna. Unfortunately, school means I really can't commit to anything. I still might try, though.
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>>6410958
Being gay isn't illegal. Marrying someone of the same gender is.
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>>6410958

I meant that in reverse. Gay legal best not
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>>6410920
They probably have an entire wardrobe of clothes for her, and they all compete in a studio poker game to see whose outfit gets put into the next episode.
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>>6410984
>tfw he's fucked a male pony
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Which dress is better?

This one, or this one >>6410000
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>>6411003
The tennis skirt outfit, hands down.
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>>6410958
It's legal or ignored in most European countries. It's a crime that you really have to go out of your way to get caught doing. Nobody gets arrested fucking their own horse on their land, country folk know what goes on in barns at night, they just don't talk about it.
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>>6411003
Second
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>>6410963
Well you know, coming up with good rule 63 names is a Rarity!
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>>6411003
Skirt
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SMOKE BREAK GUYS:

Smoke 'em if you got 'em
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>>6410909
>>6410947
> Chistery will never have to reset himself using a large electrical coupling outside the police station for the final confrontation with the Bar exam
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>>6411003
This one
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>>6411030
Fuck off
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>>6410994
Uganda is considering the death penalty for gays.

Being gay was still illegal in 14 states until a supreme court decision in 2003.
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>>6411030
It's been a couple weeks. Starting to get antsy.
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>>6410985
Oh shit that's awesome
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>need to borrow sister's computer
>decide to take a quick look in pictures for shits and giggles
>find a huge folder of Shining Armor picks
>sub folder for SA smut

She's never breathed a word about pone. Fuck my life.
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>>6411044
[citation needed]
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>>6411030
One and a half years.
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>>6411029
You're the boss
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>>6410985
>The show ends
>Soon, eventually, MLPG dies
>Marker pony can finally rest for good
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>At work.
>Getting ready for 8 hour day of hauling Christmas trees.
>Pass by toy area.
>Notice one of the electronics employees among the gaggle of soccer moms, nose deep in the label of a blind bag, obviously reading the codes.

I went outside and started to laugh.
Tomorrow I will ask him if he got the pony he was looking for.
Oh yes.
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>>6411044
>>6411044

More dead niggers is alright by me
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>>6410980
I suck at social interaction and ERPing so that won't happen very soon.
I want to try it but I know I'll never be able to do it so eh.
And again I don't think digestion is bad. I can like it. I just like it more when it isn't present
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>>6410985
Was this scanned?
It looks like real pencil
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>>6411044
United States confirmed for backwater as fuck for a first world country.
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>>6410985

That's a pretty Marker Pone. Ship it to Dooks for coloring.
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>>6411058
Leave the TWILY face somewhere only she can see it
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>>6411059
About the Uganda thing?

Do you even read the news at all?
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>>6411058
The way Pinkie's staring at that green thing makes it look like it could be a dick or something.
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>>6411058
Your sister has good taste
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I prefer the first one but the second one is also great
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>>6411030
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>>6411058
Blackmail, Anon.

You know you want too.
Get some swag for Christmas.
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>>6411003
I like that one because the implied cleavage is amusing to me
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>>6411058
you don't know how lucky you are

surely this can lead to hot brother/sister fucking if you play your cards right
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>>6411058
ask her if she wants you to be her knight in shining armor
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>>6410417
>they stopped responding
typical Rose
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>>6411058
next time you see her say: "TWILY"
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>>6411075
That's because it probably is
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>>6411058

TWILY

Were any of those incest pics of TS and SA?
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>>6411058
She's not a brony pride bitch who must tell everyone, which is good.
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>>6411047
> couple of weeks
Two months. Goddamn.
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>>6411079
they had legal lynchings until 40 years ago, the US is worse than some 3rd world countries
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>>6411079
They still have In God We Trust on their paper currency.

What the fuck did you expect?
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>>6411044
>>6411059

Gay SEX was illegal. You could be a faggot just like you can 'love' a horse, you just weren't allowed to consummate either. Lawrence v Texas ended up getting sodomy laws concerning homo buttlove revised.
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>>6411029
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>>6411112
You poor bastard. My heart bleeds for you.
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>>6411058
>>6411102
Wasn't there a ponyconfession we made fun of here? A brother and sister RP'ing Twilight/Shining Armour sex, and it being the best they ever had?

Yeah dude

Do it
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>>6411113
>US spends 10x more on the defence budget than it does on healthcare or education
>Wants to further increase the defence budget so it can continue to play world police
>Constantly threatening bumfuck countries nobody cares about to not do shit against their own citizens
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>>6411111

She probably doesn't even watch the show, she just has dreams of being filled with a a marshmallow unicorn cock
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>>6411030
25 years with no sex and counting. Wizardry, here i come!
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>>6411030
going on about 19 years, feels bad man
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>>6411102
Leave an image in the folder, with large bold text (so it's readable as a thumbnail) "I KNOW YOUR SECRET, TWILY."

She'll shit a brick.
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>>6411058
describe the SA smut

I want to know if mine is in there
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>>6411163
Well I fell so much better about myself
Just don't go on a rampage with your powers when you get them
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>>6411073
You might be surprised. Some of the best times I've done it was with unconfidant first-timers. It's fine if you're too shy, of course. I'm not here to push you into doing something you don't want to. Just saying, you'll never know till you try.
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>>6411171
Do it.

Sign it -Dad.
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Who is your favorite background pony and which is your favorite danny devito movie?

Lyra
Death to Smoochy
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>>6411158
there are 40 million americans living in poverty and almost 100m living "near poverty".
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>>6411102

When you grow up with someone, you don't want to fuck them.

>>6411096

I don't try to pretend like I'm not a deviant, and she would probably be more upset at me invading her privacy than actually embarrassed. It's just...weird.
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>>6411029
I smoked crack for the first time a few weeks ago, I don't know how people can like that, I felt like my heart was gonna explode for about 20 minutes straight, I could hear it pounding like a drum right inside my head, then I felt awful for the rest of the day. Niggers are shit at drugs.
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>>6411220
>When you grow up with someone, you don't want to fuck them
>
I grew up with my older sister. I want to fuck her.
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>>6410734
>>6410698
>>6410618
>>6410584
> fielding complaints
Okay, maximum autism here but I field complaints all day at work.

It means 'taking customer concerns seriously' and writing it down in the logbook for escalation. So he's right, he's never fielded a complaint about his dick or so he says.

http://labs.openviewpartners.com/fielding-complaints-how-to-respond-correctly/
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>>6411158
>>Constantly threatening bumfuck countries nobody cares about to not do shit against their own citizens
To be fair, using chemical weapons is a war crime by any standard, whether it's against your own people or not, and well worthy of intervention. Plus, it's not like we're alone in seeing it as such.
>>
For those of you that haven't gotten laid yet and are jealous of those who are complaining about not getting any 'recently', be glad. Going without is so much harder once you know what you're missing.
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>>6411227
>Smoked crack.
>Didn't run around stealing everything.
Nigga you did it wrong.
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>>6411227
I enjoyed heroin so much that I only did it once, because I know that enjoying a drug is worse than hating it.
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>>6411209
should've worked harder
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>>6411209
Why do you guys keep voting for policies that mainly benefit the rich as opposed to long-term plans to introduce socialist plans like universal healthcare and housing?
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After this episode, I'm confident that the rest of the season will be good. The first two episodes were garbage, but every single episode since has managed to surprise me. The Trixie episode from last week is even in my top 5 favorite
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I assume that this animator was talking about Luna when he mentioned ep 6.

But now i'm really curious about ep 9, because that's the "Applejack episode".
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>>6411252

Not really. Sexual urges are just weakness of our species. Once you let that go, your mind will expand and you will become more intellegent.
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>>6411237
pics
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>>6411220
>When you grow up with someone, you don't want to fuck them.

i've wanted to fuck my sister since we were little
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>>6411246
Is Syria even in the UN?
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>>6411263
Lol.
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>>6411246
The US could just let those countries' neighbors intervene. You know, the countries that don't have to spend millions just getting there.
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>>6411200
Who know. Maybe one day...

But enough with this. This isn't really pony so...
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It's only been a little over 12 hours

Don't forget that Scootaloo/Dash bonding is now canon
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>>6411269
>America.
>Socialism.

>LaughingRepublicans.png
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>>6411252
>tfw your hand will never break up with you and you don't have to buy it jack shit

feels good man
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>>6411258
>kinda like weed
>like the idea of getting the fuck out of my current job more
>brother hasn't been sober since he moved out and owns a 4-foot bong
Feels odd.
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>>6411246
Yeah, except government "interventions" always come with a hidden agenda.
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>>6411269
Americans are raised believing Socialism is a bad and horrible thing only terrorists do.
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>>6411269
>socialist
>america
b-b-but muh capitalismz
>>
Do you guys ever feel like your favorite pony might not be the right pony for you?

Like, Pinkie is hands down my most favorite pony. I'd love to play and cook and have fun with her....but I think that she might grind on my nerves after a while. That if I spent too much time with her I'd grow to not like her.

At the same time, I also like Twilight. Not as much, but I think we're far more compatible. She's more introverted and indoorsy. I'd probably be more comfortable with her, though maybe not as much fun.
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>>6411287
She's going to have parents, and part of the 29% of his followers are Appleorphan fans.
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>>6411302
we still never get to see scootaloos hispanic parents
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>>6411237
Can't judge you for that.

It freaks me out you fuckers managed to find my sister's picture and posted it here, though. /co/ could sometimes be creepy as much as /mlp/ has piss.
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>>6411200

Where could I go? Any hot spots on the net?
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>>6411258
I started going to an outpatient program 3 times a week for dope last month, it's kind of working but I still want it so fucking bad. I'm lucky my hand shake so bad I wouldn't be able to hit a vein on my own, snorting it felt good enough, I can't imagine what shooting it would be like.
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>>6411237
You have a mental irregularity, anon. The natural instincts in place to keep you from wanting that are there to prevent the chance of weaker progeny.
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>>6411269
Because they feel like they will be rich themselves one day, and they think that if rich pay more taxes, they will never get a chance to be rich too.

Seriously.

These are not clever people.
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>>6411220
>not wanting to fuck anything and everything that moves

what does it feel like

>>6411075

pony artists don't do enough traditional so I decided to try and then I remembered why they don't.
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>>6411269
americans believe that socialist = communism and that communist = dictatorships, they literally believe that free healthcare will transform them in Soviet Russia
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>>6410536
> touching the cervix with your dick hurts
... Oh. That explains a lot, actually.

> mfw 8" is probably not such a kindness
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>>6411269
the best way i've heard it explained is that americans are "temporarily embarrassed millionaires"

no one in america thinks of themselves as poor or in need of help. all americans believe that they can and will become rich eventually. therefore, they only help rich people.
>>
The only thing our government should do is

1. Standing Army
2. Trust Bust
3. Preservation of wildlife areas

Dont get me started on unions and how counter productive they are in a society with social media
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>>6411321
This. Socialism preached racial equality.

So in the early 20th century it was easy for rich people to dupe poor people into hating socialism.
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>>6411290
I agree. It's just more difficult to do so when you know you enjoy sex more than masturbation.
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>>6411336
>addicts in MLPG
every goddamn time.

Do the cute ponoe help?
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>>6411220
>When you grow up with someone, you don't want to fuck them.


But

What if I grew up with Pinkie?
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>>6411333
Where did you think the /b/read went?
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>>6411336
Shooting it was the single most incredible experience of my life thus far. Don't do it. It will ruin you.

It took every shred of my willpower not to do it again, and I'd only done it once!
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>>6411364
politcs
>>6411369
incest
>>6411371
drugs
>>6411381
meta
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>People talking about politics in MLPG when it isn't the hiatus
>People saying all Americans think one way
>People saying that THEY now how to fix the worlds largest economy
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>>6411360

Except the blacks. Seriously, they have a 'you owe us' attitude
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>>6411323
I feel like Scootaloo might not be the right pony for me because i might get called a pedophile for lusting after an underaged cartoon animal.
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>>6411311
if you find the right person you don't have to buy them jack shit either
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>>6411335
Well if you want to shop for someone, a quick google will find you any number of places that'll cater to whatever you're looking for, but I never cared for that. It's a shame that dead thread erping isn't like it used to be.
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>>6411290
> sexual urges are a weakness, you'll get smarter if you just let it go

Yes and no; a whole bunch of your brain is wired up not only in simple gratification but desire and determination to do x, y, or z to achieve a mate and consistent satisfying sex. Take away all that drive and you're not guaranteed to be smart, just not have interest or determination in those spheres.
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>>6411398
>sins of the grandfather
not this bullshit again
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>>6411393
PONIES
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>>6411418
There they are, phew
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>>6411393
Such is life in the General.
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>>6411323
My favorite pony is Trixie. I know we'd never be compatible.

But I don't waifu, so I haven't thought about compatibility all that much anyway.
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>>6411401
Amen, brother. Amen.
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>>6411410
>implying whites don't owe blacks for the shit they do these days
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>>6411382
You're probably gonna do it again at some point. Imo no one ever really gets completely clean, you just have periods where you're using and periods where you aren't. It feels too good to never do again.
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>>6411356
> implying we have any Femanons
Anon

Anon pls
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>>6411323
>Twilight is introverted
I hope you're using it in the right way. Introverted does not mean shy. I hate it when people say their introverted as an excuse to be an asocial neckbeard
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>>6411437
Fuck off, Seth.
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>>6411393
Hey, you guys want to talk about kinky pony sex?
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>>6411458
>le epic mlpg culture
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>>6411460
yes
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>>6411329
solid logic there
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the only /pol/ I care about is when the new Phoenix Wright game and PW vs Layton are coming to the west
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>>6411445
>Whites.
>When the ones preaching the hatred are the black leaders.
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>>6411410

I had a black guy tell me I should be for reperations because of my ancestors. When I informed him I had family fight for the north, he got all flustered and said I still should pay him for his ancestors work.

Fucking lazy fucks. Thats why I really like mexicans.
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>>6411460

Yes, if by sex you mean ear scratchies.
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>>6411446
I tried it when I was 18. I'm 27 now. I've got a kid, so I won't be touching it ever.
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>>6411450
>soarin femanon never delivered
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I want /pol/ to go.

In fact I'd rather see some chubby humanizations.
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>>6411460
Always
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>>6411298
US leadership, anon. We have to lead the way.

Turkey's not going to risk sarin warheads landing in Istanbul if they have to go it alone.
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>>6411360
I don't know about that, I mean, I live in America and I really don't care about being rich. I just want to get a record deal and play live shows.
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>>6411482
>tfw Pinkiesuit Anon is more reliable than any of the femanons
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>Socialist policies
>ever
Holy fuck, it's you dependants who are choking this country
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>>6411323
I'm pretty compatible with my favorite pony. I'm more compatible with my second favorite pony but I'm sure that actually living together with my favorite pony would make me change most of my behaviors even if it's a bit.
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>>6411476
Would you rather give ear scratches or receive them?
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>>6411473
just ignore it then, it'll be gone before long
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Not introducing Scootaloo's family in her episode was a waste of potential.
Does she have one or not?

Good episode though, my favourite so far, especially after "I'm sorry for all the atrocities I've done, let me give you fireworks."
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>>6411507
reliable but slow as fuck
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>>6411469
>>6411495
Sweet. What kind?

>>6411476
Ear scritching fetish? I know there was a mind-numbing thing a while ago.
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>>6411495
>six changelings
>six horses
>"so who gets who?"
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>>6411473
>tfw no Investigations 2
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>>6411478
>I won't be touching it ever

I've heard that before, good luck
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>All this /pol/
They said it would get better after the hiatus
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This thread is now about apples.
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>>6410584
> Chistery's penis is long enough to do this
> search Chistery's penis for that old upset Celestia image
> find this
http://pastie.org/2099735
WHAT THE FUCK
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>mlpg talking about politics and sexual experiences
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>>6411529
I think it's because he has to wait for his place to be empty so nobody can ever find out the terrible secret
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>>6411116
That's more of a tradition thing, we have the word "God" on all that shit just for completion, not because we actually believe in any of that religious bullshit
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>>6411510
from each according to his ability, to each according to his need
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>>6411560
It comes and goes.
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>>6411534
>Two of them spitroast Dash
>No one takes Fluttershy
>She can only look
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>>6411548
Sounds like you're going to do very well at kicking your habit with that kind of attitude. Good luck.
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>>6411564
hah I love these
and you
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>>6411534
>"That blue one looks like she likes swarming. I love swarming."
>"Who let this chucklefuck into our squad, again?"
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>/pol/ in mlpg
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>>6411564
what is AJ's favourite kind of apple?
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>Ponies have cider once a year and there is never enough for everyone.
>Humans can buy cider at the grocery store whenever they want, there's always enough.
Who's the superior species now?
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>>6411538
I didn't like the investigations games, mainly because the courtroom scenes were my favorite part of the AA series.
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>>6411571
what do you want to talk about, scootanon?
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>>6411575
>a tradition

A tradition that started in the 50s, because those dirty commies were atheists.
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>all these new people thinking the MLPG was going to get better after the hiatus
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>>6411564
Oh thank Christ it's Dalapony. Save us with your art.
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>>6411597
I'd rather be a pony
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>>6411595
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>>6411597
>ponies don't appear to rely on fossil fuels to function as a race
I think they win.
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>>6411597
>Comparing freshly made cider with store shit
Anon come on
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YEAH WE SMOKIN DIESEL
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>>6411572
Imagine somebody walking in on you whilst wearing that thing
just imagine it
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>>6411606
"HORSE SEMEN!"
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>>6411635
yeah we smokin' kush
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>>6411564
I love you man
No homo
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>>6411575
i can guarantee you plenty if not the majority of americans are still fervent, outspoken believers in god and jesus and all that bullshit
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>>6411636
>So we gonna fuck or what?
>"I-
>No don't talk, Pinkie
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Im ganna leave for a couple of hours. MLPG sucks unless its late night MLPG, then its fun.

All this /pol/ and /an/ shit is really annoying
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>>6411350
When US citizens say government care is socialism I can really only laugh because there is state/gov. run: roads, military, police, environmental protection, fire service, subsidized gas, really anything with the word "public" in the name.

But here is the glory, if the private sector can do it better and for cheaper then there is a market for them to expand into.
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>>6411650
I JUST SMOKED THIS SHIT I THINK HE CALLED IT GEORGE BUSH
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>>6411586
Just saying. It's gonna come back soon, maybe not today, or this month, or this year, but it WILL come back. Not having a defeatist attitude to excuse my behavior, it's just the nature of the thing.
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>>6411636
>"Uhh.... Okay, this is EXACTLY what it looks like."
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>>6411657
>baaaw no one is talking about having sex with horses or posting porn
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>>6411455
No no, nothing like that. Shes less out going, more focused on the less social activities but still remains social.

She's like me, if i was a small unicorn voice by Tarra Strong
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>>6411633
>We don't rely on princesses that can snap mentally and either roast of freeze the planet.

Feels good.
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>>6411654
it's true, the majority is still Christian.

But Christianity is steeply declining, and atheism/agnosticism is rising, so the future looks good.
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>>6411597
You're assuming Sweet Apple Acre cider isn't the shit. There's probably "cider" all year long. Just not Sweet Apple Acres seasonal cider. The apples have rotted just a little so they are indeed alcoholic. Nopony has bothered to investigate why late apples have such a great effect.

>inb4 apples fall of trees before they go bad
This is Equestria, apples won't fall off by themselves. They have to be bucked. Just like how the weather has to be organized and the winters wrapped up.
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>>6411671
People are different, anon.
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>>6411656
>Not forcing a "PUT YOUR DICK IN IT!"
>>
why do you assholes even come here if you just want to talk about irrelevant political shit and how great sex feels?
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>>6411566
Oh, right, the futa three-way thing.

We used to have enough writers to crank out really disturbing shit like this on a regular basis. It's sad and kind of relieving that's changed.
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>>6411656
>fucking
>not just cuddling
What's wrong with you?
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>>6411678

Fuck off newfag. You dont understand what mlpg used to stand for.

Go to your /b/read safehouse and leave
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>>6411666
GOT ME FEELING DUMB
GOT ME FEELING NUMB
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>>6411708
>>6411708
go back to ponychan, brony
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>>6411642
you know me but huh... shouldn't we talk about pone
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>>6411687
Don't forget Deism, we're always outspoken and not prevalent at all but we're still there and our philosophy makes sense as well.
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>>6411720
I'M HIGH HOW MUCH LOWER CAN THE CEILINGS COME
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>>6411528
Scootaloo has no family and the only pony who would reach out in her time of need was Luna, who haunted her dreams forcing her into an artificial fear so Scootaloo would admit an unrelated fear.
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>>6411718
>anyone who doesn't want to fap to horses is a newfag
sure thing faggot
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>>6411642
my semen actually is quite delicious
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How many times will Rainbow Dash have sex with Scootaloo per night, now?
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>>6411692
Just keep your head up, it's the kind of thing that sneaks up on you. Good luck, not saying this in a sarcastic manner at all, it's a hard one to break and it takes guts to do it.
>>
le newfag brony ponybrony20%cooler
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>>6411750

McCunterson Esquire.

Isn't it past your bedtime american?
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>>6411750
I'm pretty sure he's talking about all the offtopic discussion that's happening.
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>>6411596
idk why but i see her liking the less sweet apples
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>>6411718
>newfag
You're the hero we deserve, anon.
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>>6411776
You have a stick

In your ass
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>>6411763
"have sex" would imply that scootaloo's getting off too
>>
Do you think Celestia fulfilled Luna's role as a dream guide during the years she was trapped in the moon? Can she also enter people's dreams?
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>>6411775
>ponybrony
what happened with him?
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>>6411750
Yep. That's the deal here.
If you don't fap to cartoon horses, get the fuck out.
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>>6411745
Luna is now forever in my head that creepy pony that spies on dreams.
How was she supposed to know Scoot needed help on her FIRST bad dream?
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>>6411805
still in the steam chat
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Come on in... I don't bite~
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>>6411805
Rose's whiteknights killed him
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>>6411718
there's always been offtopic discussion in mlpg though, even back in 2010
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>>6411805

Started stalking/harassing Rose and then went off the deep end with it. Still doing it as far as I know.
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>>6411785
nah, he said nighttime MLPG, he practically want to shitpost and talk about horses vaginas and anuses
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>>6411812
We have a steam group!?
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>>6411809
She probably can feel it with her magic or something
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>>6411809
She's the fuckin' sandmare. Magic.
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>>6411816
I'd take those fangs over a girl with braces any day.
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>>6411816
i want to cum in the other end
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>>6411803
Celestia is far too busy dealing with day dreams.
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>>6411763
> implying
Well, let's see - over the course of their relationship of let's say ten years before Scootaloo and Dash just can't really meet up or hang out any more due to obligations, there'd be at most three confusing mornings after, so ...

3 / 3650 days (10 years, 365 days)
Pegged at
0.0008219178 instances of sex, maybe at most three sessions per night, so

The math isn't gonna be so good
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>>6411826
le mad face le daytime mlpg so le better upvote if u le agree
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>>6411823

I know im just a bit stressed tonight. Sorry.
>>
have you ever had a sexual experience with a sibling

was it as wonderful as i assume
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>>6411826
what are the modes of mlpg anyway? I know daytime is anger and late night is fetishes, is that it?
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>>6411836
How new
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>>6411851
le murder
le decapitation
le necro skullfuck
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>>6411776
>tfw having the freedom to own a gun and defend myself against muslims without getting sued for discrimination
>tfw I don't have to worry about getting sued because a criminal tripped on the stairs in my house and broke his leg

Legality of firearm ownership is the truest indicator of a country's freedom
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>>6411839
Now I want to see her and Sandman from Rise of the Guardians playing with dreams together.
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>>6411823
There comes a time when there is little left to discuss when the topic is a 22 minute cartoon with self-contained episodic plots.
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>>6411863
pretty much, mornings are just shitposting
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>>6411708
Fine you want the low down?

>A few people who have been here for far too long start treating it like a community and post personal stuff
>Other people, probably new, come and see it and think it's okay and respond and post their own unrelated stuff in turn because "it's okay if I post about not ponies if this guy is doing it"
>Communism Domino effect, Democracy is dead
>shitty moderation and ineffective report system clash with spammers and assholes who post whatever they want

Somewhere there's a balance between just having fun in a pony thread and taking this all too seriously but I don't know where it is so I tend to lean towards the former.
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>>6411731
Scootanon, how do you feel about Rainbow Dash?

>inb4 "meta circlejerking"
This is the closest I'm going to get to a conversation with Scootaloo. That or I meet the living incarnated someday.
>tfw unless you're rad and shit rainbows she won't have anything to do with you.
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>>6411863
Morning is a combination of extreme chill and anything related to pony
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>>6411824
Wasn't he the one who talked shit about her art?

>talk shit about her art
>"WHY ARE YOU ATTACKING ME IT'S JUST AN OPINION LOVE AND TOLER8 XD"
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>>6411852
it's cool bro

how about this pony, do you like her?
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>>6411836
Yeah, but the chat is dubious at best. It's made up mostly of people who don't post anymore, and MLPG's most shameless shitposters. Nachos got kicked out though, so there's that. Also they do like vidja, and you can find people to play with there.

So long as you don't treat/view it like an extension of the general, it's 'okay'.
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>>6411757
i've heard people with diabetes have really sweet semen, is that true?
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During the apple family reunion, Babs will go around trying to find Scootaloo. When she does, Scootaloo will be going at it with Rainbow Dash.

How heartbroken will Babs be upon finding out Scoots is with a full grown mare and not her?
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>>6411863
Morning is chill. Idle banter, occasional OT stuff.

Afternoon is the slow decay, evening is the peak.
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>>6411871
>tfw don't have to worry about getting shot when I take a shortcut through someones garden
10/10
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>>6411852
it's okay man, just lie back and let all that stress sublimate off like a heatsink

listen to some upliftin music or whatever
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>>6411899
They are the /v/ of MLPG.
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>>6411882
>shitty moderation and ineffective report system
that's never going to get better though
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>>6411905
Daytime is the angry shitposting frothing carnival of hate
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>>6411915
Which is fucking saying something.
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>>6411906
so don't cut through their fucking garden, I don't hop my neighbor's fence because it would save me 10 seconds
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>>6411888
she cool apart from the fact her personality is an overused cliche, she plays it very well.

could have a little more personality though.
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>>6411901
> implying
She hasn't really figured out what her feelings are for Scootaloo, so she'd be mostly shocked and aroused, hiding in a nearby bush to "see how this pans out." Babs feels so hot, so so very hot, not really sure what's going on but the groans and motions are just hypnotizing.
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>>6411915
Yeah, that's accurate enough. Just replace 'being angry and very very very occasionally talking about videogames' with 'acting retarded and very very very occasionally talking about ponies'
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>>6411906
I would just make a rig that shanked you for trampling on my yard you lazy fag.
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>>6411900
No. Diabetes can in extreme cases create sugar crystals in the bloodstream, but that system is separate from the reproductive channels that produce semen.

Incidentally, though, you can detect impending diabetic shock by the scent of acetone on the breath of the diabetic.
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>>6411900
wouldn't know
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>>6411901
why would Scootaloo or Rainbow Dash be at an Apple family reunion?
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>>6411968
For some action
Well that;s why Dash is there
And she's taken Scoots under her wing now
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>>6411843
You may. You'll just have to make it there first.
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>>6411953
>yard
>trampling
>mfw Americans can't walk through a garden without accidentally ruining everything they touch
Just like the Middle East
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>>6411882
>shit moderation
>shit report system
Oh man I remember when people used to like this. And they'd say if 4chan were any different we'd be like ponychan in effect.

Those were the days.
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>>6411968
...free food.
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>>6411901
scootaloo's just as confused about her feelings as babs, I don't think she'd rush into something like that
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>>6411980
That winghug was super adorable.
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>>6411901
Why wasn't Babs with the rest of the family in episode 1?
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>>6411871
i'm not sure how to feel about the gun debate

why is it legal to carry a concealed gun but not a concealed sword?

also, if guns are really for defense, then why aren't militias legal? why can't private citizens own tanks and rockets?
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>>6411906
>>6411944
>>6411953
>tfw can never run through green lots and vault fences with gleeful childlike abandon and just enjoy the feeling of motion and freedom because of people like you
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>>6411993
It made me so happy I may or may not have teared up a bit

s-shut up
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>>6411985

But that was before the shitposting got completely out of hand.
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>>6411987
But anon, what if this were a year or two into the future?

What if Scoots is still heady from starting to do "things" with Dash but likes exploring these new feelings and her body and Dash's, while Babs is still struggling to understand she likes girls at all?
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>>6411955
thanks Dr. science, i was misinformed
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>>6411986
Sounds good to me.

Would AJ drag all her fiends to the reunion? How would she get Fluttershy to show up?
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>>6411985
those people are still here

hint: we're not the ones complaining
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>>6411985
the lack of moderation didn't bother me so much on /co/ but I feel like it's needed now.
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>>6411995
She's probably related with the Oranges so she'd have no reason to go there. They sent her to the farm because it would be a nice break from the bulling and since she liked it she would probably go again there now.
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>>6411984
>mfw a yurofag rides his bike through my yard, uses the pool stairs as a ramp, jumps onto my roof, and jumps onto the sidewalk to save 5 seconds in getting home
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>>6412002
Swords are scary because, if you pulled a sword out, people wouldn't be expecting it.

Pull out a gun, and people are like "Phew, for a second I thought you had something scary under your jacket!"
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>>6412013
>>6412013
HNNNNNNG
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>>6411987
>Implying it isn't all Dash's idea.
"C'mon Scootaloo, just stroke it a little..."

>>6411968
Babs left the reunion to search for scoots.
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>>6412018
would dash really be up for that though?

I mean fuck, she can be harsh at time but I don't think she'd take advantage of a filly that way
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>>6412013
> you will never have this relationship with a "big older sister" again, and if you did it'd be a little odd because you're a 20-something now

F-fuck this feeling
>>
I'm really liking this porn I'm drawing right now. Haven't inked it yet, but I've got really high hopes.
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>>6412013
I love how she puts her little hooves against her chest
That whole scene was just adorably perfect
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>>6411955
So diabeetus people can spread diabeetus just by breathing on people? That's terrifying
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>>6411984
>Be an American.
>Can't get from house to the grocery store, a block away in my SUV without shooting someone, clapping at my fuel gague going from full to empty, running over someones prized garden, and running out of gas just as I get to the store, only to remember that I already HAVE beer.
And then crashing a hijacked bus into the side of my house as my now naked body scrambles out of the wreck and into my gun filled house.
Just in time to see my house on the news as the SWAT team tears my door down.
And we all clap as my broken, nude form is dragged out of the house, until they realize I am white and we all have a laugh as I am released without question for being a great American.
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>>6412002
Wait, militias are illegal? That's total crap. I should be allowed to defend my neighborhood with my gun crazy neighbors if I want to.

I can chalk not being allowed to own tanks or rockets to government-only contracts with the companies that make said weapons.
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>multiple shitstorms happening
>guy taking pictures of a fursuit for the thread manages to garner no negative reactions
I still don't know how he managed to do this, on 4chan of all fucking places
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I need gifs of new luna
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>>6412071
Does this look like Twitter?
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>>6412066
Man, I have that relationship with my older sister.

Now she has a kid, I can have this relationship with her son.

I'm stoked.
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>>6412098
kinda
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>>6412071
Rose pls
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>>6412090
> that image

My every fucking day here. I say this as an Anon.
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>>6412013
>that look on scoots' face
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>>6412090
wait, did I miss new pinkanon pictures?
Link pls?
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>>6412090
I'm probably the last person to want anything to do with fursuits or the like, but that Pinkie outfit is pretty cute.
And he's generally a pretty nice guy.
But I know what you mean, since there's usually always one asshole here.
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>>6412087

>mfw this is funny because I can actually imagine this happening for real here
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>>6412088
It's easier to make destructive weapons than buy them, just look at Tim Mcveigh and Anders Brevik
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>>6412097
I need Luna
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>>6412086

That's right. I'm going to put my science inside of you.
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>>6412086
i got diabetes watching this episode
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>>6412028

Then you dont believe in the fundamentals of the 4chan idea.
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One more in case you missed these
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>>6412087
>Getting your meme arrows stolen in the middle of your post.

American crime rates ladies and gentlemen.
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>>6412131
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqRQ0VRRO9Y

>crossfit
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>>6412126
Nothing new but he did say he was going to do a Christmas themed one soon(tm)
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>>6412164
>dat snuggle
MY HEART
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>>6411688
>>6411688

>Apples have to be removed from the tree
>Weather has to be organized

>"Faugh! I bet the blasted sun wouldn't set unless someone tauld it to!"
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>>6412087
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>6412146
I wish I could say that; 'beetus kind of sucks

The monitoring alone, goddamn
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>>6412159
I'll be pleasantly surprised if someone doesn't tell you to go back to /b/ for this post
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>>6412090
That pinkie fursuit guy is doing things again?
Did I miss a pic?
I didn't see one upthread, but I've been just skimming this shit for the last hour or so
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So as long as I'm here, what's the scoop on the next episode? Any information there?
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>>6412190
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>>6412191
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>>6412090
>tripfags
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>>6412164
>You will never snuggle a pony
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>>6412164
oh hnnng

my mind's filling in words other than what they said in the show
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>>6412197
Is it bad that I can figure out who someone is based on their use of "goddamn" alone?
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>>6412088
>Wait, militias are illegal? That's total crap.

i assume so, it's part of the whole "the state has a monopoly on the use of force" thing

personally, i think americans are just confused about whether they love or hate the government
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>>6412217
jesus christ
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>>6412197
My friend got it when he we were six. I was super jealous because he had all these cool gadgets that looked like calculators. I wanted to have diabetes.

Then he lost his eyesight and a few fingers because he didn't take shit seriously.
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>>6412013

And last year, everyone was dead-set on Scootaloo never being happy.

Seeing this moment felt SO good.
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>>6412164
THIS EPISODE PLEASES ME SO GOD DAMN MUCH I'M ANGRY HOW SATISFIED I AM.

If the show got canceled tomorrow I'd still have this episode. God damn these feels.

>tfw wanting Scoot and Dash canon feels
>tfw delivered so fucking much
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>>6412061
basically my thought on that there, dash can speak and act before she thinks but not to that degree.
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>>6412240
> I assume so
Except it isn't illegal to have a militia. It's illegal to start pretending you have the authority of an Army, but having a bunch of well-trained guys in a group shooting things and preparing for D-Day is something a close reading of the Constitution affords.

In fact many people question whether the Federal military is nearly as Constitution as smaller bands like that.
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>>6412220

>"...I need a feckin' drink."
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>>6412217
STOP IT
ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?!

BECAUSE IT'S WOR
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>>6412209
see >>6412174
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>>6412226
>Dota 2 General
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>>6412276
* as constitutional
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>>6412288
I NEED THE DEFIBRILLATOR! DON'T YOU FUCKING DIE ON ME!
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>>6412276
>questioning the military

what are you, a liberal?
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>>6412283
>Upon realizing that she effects the entire planet, deer alcohol consumption increased tenfold.
>With no noticed population spike, it is a mystery and where the surplus alcohol goes.
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>>6412317
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>>6412314
Fuck, I'm still here.
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>>6412253
>>6412252
>Dash agrees to act as scoots big sister
>happy scoots is best scoots
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what is the height and weight of a sweetie belle

i want realistic hugs
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>>6412359
>you will never make a little girl happy
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>>6412360
About 70 cm
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>>6412317
Well no, actually Conservatives are more apt to question the structure of the military nowadays. Liberals are more concerned with its functions or using it as a way of enforcing hegemony, and entering theaters we really don't need to.

Funny enough those same Conservatives that question the Constitutionality of the US military often question that shit too.
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>>6412302
more like every single general thread in 4chan
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>>6412359
>Scoots moves in.
>Dash forgets that Scoot needs help getting down, leaves for weather patrol duty.
>It's a big storm, she is gone all day.
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>>6412360
Five feet tall
Ten ounces
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>>6412253
>Rainbow Dash leaves to go to the Wonderbolts academy
>Scootaloo is unhappy again
JUST WAIT FOR THAT TO BE OVERLOOKED COME FINAL EPISODE MONTAGE TIME.
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>>6412360
Somebody probably has a chart lying ar->>6412386
Alright. Now, how much does she weigh?
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>>6412386
S-so my 7" dick WOULD be enough to please them?
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>>6412351

I always thought of 4ch to be more conservative than liberal
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>>6412397
Actually, speaking of Wondebolts academy
I hope they incorporate some of Dash taking Scoots under her wing into that episode

That would be dandy
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>>6412409
Only because in this case the conservatives are the most vocal.
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>>6412403
Light as a feather
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>>6412394
>there's a little yellow rainstorm
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>>6412389
> I don't think this semen-slurping sport is for me

Every night on MLPG
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>>6412386
and how much does she weigh?

also approx body temperature
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>>6412378
>didn't get the little sister into my little pony
>not watching new episodes with her
>not taking her to school every morning and talking about ponies the entire time
>not doodling ponies after new episode
>Not wearing pony shirts together out in public
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>De Lancie was talking about those comercials when he said that he made more voice acting for the show
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>>6412388
...are you seeing the same Republican Party I am? Because last time I checked, they're more militaristic by a longshot.

Although it's possible you're differentiating conservative from Republican
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>>6412397
What if Rainbow Dash never returns because her toy isn't selling well and wonderbolts academy is her final episode outside the odd cameo?
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>>6412164
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>>6412434
Oh god I would laugh so hard at the upset bronies.
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>>6412388
my point is that americans are confused about whether they love or hate the government
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>>6412389
Speaking of which, come watch horrible animu on Toonami with the rest of us /co/

http://www.justin.tv/livetoons9#/w/4328256144/4
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>>6412405
Someone made some math and come to the conclusion that the average marshmallow pony dick is 7 inches long
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>>6412451
Yeah, bingo. Sorry I didn't make that clear.

It's funny the Tea Party is so fucking crazy about everything else but may actually have a point with the Constitutional question of the military.
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>>6412419

Because there is no hive mind supressing different views.
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>>6412452
>In her last moments on screen she turns into a princess
>Toy sales jump
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>>6412409
I think we're more libertarian than anything, though between the two I think there's a slight leftist bent
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>>6412452
I might actually miss her after today's episode.
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>>6412417
I always thought the main problem with the Wondebolts not letting RD in was that she was too much of a show off and really couldn't be part of a team.
>first part of episode
>she helps scoots even know she doesn't feel like it
>she gets let in?
>credits
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>>6412477
Can you kindly stop having a political debate in the my little pony general?
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>>6412452
that would improve the show a lot
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>>6412428
A few degrees above human body temperature.
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WHY HAVE WE GONE INTO /POL/ MODE AGAIN?
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>>6412013
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>>6412394
>Scoots is bored and lonely for a bit
>Eventually starts playing pretend
>Whole episode of fantasy scooty adventures, interspersed with shots of her wrecking up the place while imagining fighting dragons and bears
>"Thank you Scootaloo, you have saved out village, have this wicked sick scooter as a reward"
>OH FUCK DASH IS COMING
>Cram all the mess under rugs and into the cloud walls
>Pretend to be bored as Dash opens the door
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>>6412421
Weight's completely unrelated. Height, maybe, but weight? She'll hug you so tightly you can barely breathe.
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>>6412522
Because MLPG.
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>>6412430
>not getting mistaken for a pedophile
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anyone else here like legs/hooves
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>>6412405
>>6412468
7" Equestrian master race!
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>>6412502
I'm actually curious how they're going to handle that episode
I highly doubt she'll actually get in, but I feel like she wouldn't get out right rejected.
So what's the middle ground?
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>>6412502
This upcoming episode is Dash questioning herself and if she has what it takes for the Wonderbolts.

I expect lots of self doubt and feels of the sad kind when she turns them down at the end of the episode
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>>6412452
>Todays episode meant nothing
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>>6412533
>Scootaloo brings some toys to Rainbow Dash's house
>she puts them down on the floor
>they fall through the cloud
>she doesn't have any toys anymore
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>>6412325

>increased tenfold

>implying it wasn't already at its peak

I bet if a deer smoked too much, he'd burst into flames.
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>>6412545
I want to bite them
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>>6412533
I'd pay so much money for that to happen.
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>>6412555

>belly button
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>>6412545

Yes of course. Are you talking about just liking them, or having a fetish for them.
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>>6412534
Weight's important if you want to carry her in your arms, play airplane, give her piggybacks, and pin her up against a wall while you rail her virgin filly cunt.
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>>6412545
>tfw you will never be the official town hoofcleaner using only your tongue
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>>6412477
Man, I've been to a Tea Party meeting and those people were the most rally behind the flag, big stick waving, must-support-Israel-at-all-costs militarists I've ever seen. I thought you were talking about the Paul branch; maybe that's what the Tea Party was originally but it sure as shit isn't now.
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>>6412576
pfft haha
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>>6412430
>wearing pony shirts together out in public
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>>6412586
is there a difference?

i never thought about that before
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At about 3:50 into the episode, when Scootaloo fell down on her back, they played some chicken sound effects.
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>>6412577
Uh bro, I made the joke about it being peaked in the second line...
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>>6412597

Thats going a bit too far man. A little too far.
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>>6412600
Yeah, I kind of wish Gary Johnson weren't such a dick-tool about the Fair Tax and driven home his military stances; you'd be surprised how much support he'd get.

But please, friend, let's pony. This is a pleasant bent of /pol/ discussion but this isn't the time or place.
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>>6412561
not top of the class, not getting any attention, no sight of the Wondebolts other than a 5 sec fly by appearance.
>>6412565
she picks friends over Wondebolts, i would like to see this.
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>>6412627

I noticed.

PANDERING PANDERING
BARELY EVEN CANON
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>>6412576
rainbow must own things that aren't made of clouds.
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>>6412616
SO I never understood that, what's so bad about kids saying that? Is it that music was always shit or what?
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>>6412649
Yes, pony products are probably enchanted to float on clouds just fine.
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>>6412627
>her leg twisting at 3:57

how can pony legs even bend like that?
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>>6412627
What are you talking about, that was what the whole episode was about, Scootalo was a big chicken
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>>6412660
>Green Day
>Blink 182
>punk music
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>>6412628

Is THAT what that line said? Sorry...
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>>6412627
True, but I think it was more of a "birds circling around head" cartoon thing.
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Next pony posted is the one I pretend to pillow cuddle
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>>6412649
We need another Cloudsdale episode
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>>6412679
She's very flexible.
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>>6412649
all things are clouds, like patrick in sponge bob, all things are sand
>rainbow dash is actually poor, cloud homes are worse than equestrian funded housing, other than her turtle she has nothing
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>>6412660
there's always been shit music and good music and >>6412687
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>>6412672
Maybe its more of that innate pegasus cloudwalking magic stuff

Anything a pegasus puts on a cloud can sit on a cloud
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>>6412616
That reminds me of the guy in American Big brother >implying in real life.
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>>6412660
Green Day and Blink 182 aren't exactly the peak of modern music

It's like someone today looking back to the 70s and saying how Boston and Journey are so much better than anything on the radio
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>>6412714
you keep saying this as if pegasi could get solid fucking wood and rock to float in the sky
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>>6412714
>Clouds are the cardboard boxes of building material.
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K guys Ill be back later when this whole /pol/ /an/ /mu/ thing blows over and we can talk about ponies.
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>>6412743
But, Journey IS better than a lot of stuff in the radio.
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>>6412714
>cloud homes are worse than equestrian funded housing
>sleep on cloud
>able to push house around wherever you want
>sculpt yourself fancy pillars and shit
>rainbow waterfeatures


I fucking wish I could live in a cloud house
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This episode was so fucking heartwarming. My heart is warmed. I love Scootaloo and Dash.
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>>6412699
Sweetie Belle.
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>>6412757
magic
>i win
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>>6412757
Wizards do it all the time.
Step up Winged horses!
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>>6412769
It's only better remembered because it's better distributed.
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>>6412627
It was a turkey.
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discuss

Rainbow Dash can't believe her luck when she gets an exclusive invitation to enroll at Wonderbolt Academy, but soon she is wondering whether she is really cut out for the school and whether someone else would be a better fit.
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>>6412766
>and we can talk about ponies
don't hold your breath, bro.
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>>6412699
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>>6412776
They've always been my favorite main pony and filly
This episode just reinforced that strongly
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>>6412778
>>6412779
name one time you've seen a floating rock castle in FiM

checkmate atheists
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>>6412645
here ya go, ya handsome devil
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>>6412790
I'd like to think she's going to give the invite to Scootaloo, because she needs more help with her flying than Dash does, but I know that's not going to happen.
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>>6412805
Oh god, hahaha
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>>6412790
Seems about right. She talks tough, but she might need some reassurance - after all, she'll be up against candidates just as good as she is, or with undeniable strengths in certain areas.

It'll be "everyone's different, you just need to try YOUR best."
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>>6412584

>"I'm bored, Two-Leg-Friend. Can we do something?"
>"Ow! Why did you do that???" ;_;
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>>6412820
>rarifag defending his waifu
God, Ratcliffe WOULD be a massive Rarifag
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>>6412769
I'd say it's about the same

much better music going unnoticed by radio in both eras
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>>6412821
>Scootaloo.
>The Wonderbotls Academy.

Anon you need to lay off the weed.
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>>6412770
kind of like a travel trailer that would be made from paper thin metal
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>>6412790
Seeing her walk away from her dream is going to be sad, because that's all I can think might happen at the end.

That pony on the right will probably replace her.

It had better be a damn good reason
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>>6412821
>That beautiful ending will never happen.
;_;
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>>6412805
Dash is like Colossus and Scootaloo is like Wolverine.
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>>6412805
I guess Dash is a tosser.
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>>6412839
Rainbow Dash is proof that bravado is a veil to hide insecurity.
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>>6412821
I don't think a wonderbolt training camp is the right place for beginners.
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>>6412811
Don;t need to
They can make clouds as hrd as rock
They were using a jackhammer on some clouds in Rainboom
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>>6412881
You remember those rumors about Dash's VA leaving midseason?
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>>6412886
"B-bark!"
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Download link new ep where?
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>>6412871
Yeah, everyone knows she's gunning for the Shadowbolts after Dash told her about them
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>>6412905
That's silly, they'd have to replace AJ too
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>>6412881
>If she joins the academy she cannot be with her friends.
>You can't leave until you are done with your six months in.
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>>6412881
I know, that's going to suck. Giving up her dream? Her one opportunity? Jesus, I'm preemptively welling up with brone feelings.
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>>6412870
I'd give you a point, except my country's radio only has raggaeton, salsa, merengue and journey.
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>>6412898
>Cloud dildos exist
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>>6412871
But she NEEDS it, anon! Scootaloo's already a great flier!
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>>6412800
pone ears are so cute

which pony's ears would you like to skritch

which pony's ears would you like to nibble
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>>6412898
>clouds are as hard as rock
And yet earthies and unicorns needed a spell to be able to stand on a cloud lest they fell through.

So then earth/unicorn ponies are made out of neutron star matter.
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>>6412811
look at canterlot, I really wouldn't trust living on that left side, ponies have shoddy construction methods
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>>6412881
her mom needs wing surgery
getting into the wonderbolts is the only way she can get the money for her
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>>6412933
>it molds arond the form of the mar, pressing into ever crecice and muscle
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>>6412898

>Pegasus Soldiers make their weapons from clouds
>few realize just how easy it is to split a skull with a properly-shaped cirrus cloud.
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>>6412933
>tfw ordering a Medium sized Silver Lining, Cumulus
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>>6412956
It's got to be something like that, or I'm going to be sad.
>>
Guys

When do I know I like Pinkie Pie too much?
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>>6412948
>Scratch
Applebloom

>Nibble
Dash
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>>6412922
>Apple Family Reunion
Calling it now.
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>>6412890
Well yeah, Sonic Rainboom was right on the money with that.
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>>6412949
nah they just need a diet, them mares got junk in their trunk
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>>6412949
Maybe they are hard only for Pegasuses which kind make sense
Normal cloud house? Anyone could just enter
Rock cloud house? No problem. And since Earth ponies and Unicorns can;t reach it they couldn't steal anything anyway
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>>6412985

Well liking pinkie is really not the best of things.
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>>6412976
>Not getting pounded with a thunder-gray Cumulonimbus
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>>6412988
>Scratching a filly's ears
You are a sick man.
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>>6411323
Fluttershy
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>>6412892
It might be a "WONDERBOLTS TRAINING CAMP! OFFICIAL TRAINING CAMP OF THE WONDERBOLTS! ONLY 120 BITS, GET YOUR RESERVATION TODAY!"
>Dash's face when the whole thing is a sham
>"Guest Appearance from the WONDERBOLTS" is just three pegasuses is shitty blue outfits who don't even know their supposed names
>Dash gets offended fanboy and the whole episode ends with her having the place shut down and spending a weekend with the real wonderbolts
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>>6413023
Fillies are too young to experience the full bodied experience of receiving an ear nibble though
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>>6413005
I know I'm hard only for pegasi.
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>>6413025
Would fulltershy be beavis or butthead
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>>6412976
> she must hide it from all of her friends, and keeps it in the most secret part of her home
> nevermind that almost none of her friends even bother coming up, and when they do she has advance balloon warning
> one day Pinkie shows up, only to exclaim "The medium? With no cum tube attachment? What are you, a casual?"
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>>6413043
Anyone have that ear-nip picture of Babs nipping Applebloom handy?
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>>6413007
I can't help it. She's just so cute and nice

What should I do?
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>>6413053
beavis
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>>6413025
Quoted the wrong post. But I think we'd be pretty compatible.
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>>6413066
EMBRACE IT.
LET YOUR SOUL BECOME PINK.
IT'S BETTER THIS WAY.
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>>6412956
>Her mom Starsong.
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>>6413056
you just made my head connon, pinkie is a size whore now.
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>>6413056
>Rainbow Dash tries to hide her cloud dildo in her cloud home
>when she goes back to look for it, she can't find it
>her house is not technically constructed out of a dildo
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>>6413084
8/10
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>>6412985
when you buy a fursuit
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>>6413053
Daria.
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>>6413100
The term is "size queen" but sure, yeah

Maybe she likes the LD - the LONG DICK
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>>6413084
EHEHEHE
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>>6413084
I really wish they tried to be even a tiny bit creative with the art in these.
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what would it be like to live with a my little pony
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which cmc has the strongest ass?
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>>6413065
Fuck I could have sworn I saved that
And now I need it
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>>6413094
It wont hurt, will it?
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>>6413136
Source?
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>>6413100
The term is "size queen"

And thats been my headcanon and fetish for more as long as I've been here
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>>6413136
apple bloom

she can juice an apple between her buns of steel
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>>6413136
apple bloom - earth pony
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>>6413084
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>>6413136
What a stupid question.
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>>6413136
Sweetie Butt.
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>>6412762
>that filename
that would make a good name for an album
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>>6413084
Pretty decent. I'll give credit where it's due.
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>>6413065
>>6413144
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>>6413145
Maybe at first, but it's well worth it I promise.
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>>6413106
No, a large number of their clientele live in cloud homes and so they no longer merge accidentally with other cloud volumes and surfaces.

That said, Dash can't find the stupid thing because she ordered "silver" and her parents made the decision to make all the floors and closet-cubbies "Cumulus Cloud Elegant Silver" which is the same shade.

Think of the last time you couldn't find your stupid phone because it was a black brick against dark teak furniture or something.
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>>6413100
wrong.

my head canon is pinkie loves small dicks on obese hair men.
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>>6413136
Apple Bloom

Sweetie has the squishiest one and Scootaloo has the most non-existant one.
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Thank god, we are back to talking about ponies. Im glad I came lol back.
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>>6413084
made me laugh but i'm a sucker for good puns anyday
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oh god sulfurous eggy farts

why did i eat all those eggs
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>>6413180
:<
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>>6413180
Hey, I have that same headcanon.
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>>6413150
this series of words together gives me a boner
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>>6413148
>every few days Rarity or Twilight have to do the enlargement spell for who knows what colt Pinkie come with
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>>6413128
like living in a house for quadrupedal midgets
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>>6413056
>>6413100
>>6413117
>Pinkie uses Sandy and Katrina at the same time
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>>6413183
No, Scoots would have one of those small but toned butts.
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>>6413172
now smell her mane a little
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>>6413084
> filename

But Anon, Scrubbles is the king of puns. Would you deny him his moment in the Sun?
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>>6413172
Thanks
Sometimes my pictures disappear
It's a conspiracy
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I've discovered the only way to be happy is to take out my anger on ponies.
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>>6413215
>They are both cloud vaginas.
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>>6413084
nigga dat's hilarious
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>>6413106
> cloud dildo in her cloud home

why i laugh
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Is it normal to get sleepy after eating food
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>>6413223
>Futa sweetie blowing herself
I have fapped to that many times.
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>>6413172
Yeah, maybe 'fillies' aren't ready for the full-bodied feeling persuant to >>6413043 but Babs sure knows she's more young woman than girl nowadays.

> inb4 this headcanon is stupid
Yeah, it is.
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>>6413211
>Bigger is more Fun, silly!
>Now come ooon, we need to get to Twilights house before the potion kicks in!
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>>6413147
reddit
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>>6413211
>Implying Pinkie wouldn't have bugged Zecora for a recipe for magic cupcakes
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>>6413241
i'm the same way, but with horniness instead of anger
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>>6413276
Yes.

Which pony gets sleepy after eating a big meal?
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>>6413241
Please.
Not again.
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>>6413233
>Do a standup.
>Yelled at and accused of being Scrubbing.
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>>6413222
That's what i meant.
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>>6413241
Draw Dash and Scootaloo

You owe it to them
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>>6413287
I would indulge her.
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>>6413284
i fapped to it only twice. i wish the picture was better or there was more.
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>>6410790

>rarity will never teleport her bodily waste inside your bladder/bowels and make you expel it
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>>6413284
>implying we all haven't
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What is better? Sweaty, dirty ponies or clean ponies?
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>>6413320
This is like asking Disco to draw Dash and Scootaloo.
What are you doing?!
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>>6413342
I also like that Fluttershy blowing herself and licking her lips asking to be cleaned.
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>>6413356
Eh not really.
It's much more of a crapshoot than anything Disco might churn out.
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>>6413354
I prefer clean ponies for cuddling in bed, and filthy ponies for fucking on the ground outside.
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>>6413284
>That feel when seeing penises kills your boner.
>All you can see is lesbian or solo porn.
>You are missing out on 90% of all porn.
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>>6412672
>>6412719
My head canon is that clouds are actually heavier and denser in their world. It's why the clouds won't move on their own. Ground zero of the Discord vs Princesses fight was the destroyed castle in the Everfree Forest. Discord was too strong to undo the whole world, just the Everfree was freed.

My head canon is also the reason this occurred is the same reason the princesses have to move the sun and moon: Discord tries to send the world into chaos by screwing up the revolution and rotation of the planet. Permanently undid gravity on a macro level or some bullshit.
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>>6411566
I just nostalgia'd all over the keyboard.

Now I'm said. Only the witch-dyke remains.
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>>6413354
they are both sexy in their own special way
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>>6413241
I remember when Weaver was on /b/ he would talk about how depressed he was.

Is this nigga ever NOT depressed?
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>>6413356

Nah, Disco can draw
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>>6413396
I feel that way for actual men. If I see a male in a picture, I just can't. But I don't mind cocks, and I like futa stuff.. It's the actual male that I dislike.
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>>6413356
Maybe he just wants to see horrifying child rape.
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So how was the new episode?
Gonna watch it now
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>>6413418
Look at where he has to go to get attention.
LOOK AT IT!
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>>6413396
just keep fapping till you get bored of that, your tastes will evolve
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>>6413400
Problem is that the sister came to rule after they defeated Discord so that castle is probabaly after that.
I like to think was ground zero for NMM vs Celestia and the maagic overflow made everything go crazy
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>>6413346
> Rarity just can't be bothered to excuse herself while working on long, long projects
> sort of talented at shunting waste using a derivation of Twilight's spell, but never, ever speaks of it
> during a high-society luncheon, she really needs to go while speaking to a particularly long-winded noble, and for that matter her dress is awfully hard to get in and out of
> she tries her now-familiar magic, pretending to be Apparating a napkin to wipe an eyelash from her face - she's nothing if not discrete
> something goes just a bit wrong

Worst possible way to need kidney transplant surgery.
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>>6413409
I miss when we had lots of write people

That period with Metals, Taw and Darf all at the same time was wonderful
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>>6413448
At least he's not on SA or gamefaqs. If he was hen I would have lost the few remaining bits of respect I have for him.
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>>6413441
It''s shit!
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>>6413439
same here, same her
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>>6413457

Yup thats pretty much it. Like how our parents could get off on playboy and we can only get off by crazy fetishes.
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>5 new pages of pony porn to go through on paheal
>there is only like 3 pics worth saving

jesus, that shit got awful fast
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>>6413409
I sure did SOMETHING all over the keyboard the first time reading that. Juice. I actually did a spit-take with cranberry juice.

I miss them too, Anon.
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So guys how about them horses.
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>>6413457
>Grow bored of it.
>Still can't get hard to anything with a dick in it.
>Stop fapping for weeks until you can fap to the same old stuff again
>Repeat forever.
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>>6413505
o god what will my kids get off to? this slightly scares me
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>>6413479
Magical urine teleportation is both hilarious and slightly arousing

There was a short greentext about it a while ago about several of the unicorn ponies doing it to anon for fun and cracking up at him
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>>6413511
I need a /ll/ story with Dash and Scootaloo. I NEEED it.
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>>6413479

Fuck you, I thought it was going to be sexy.
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>>6413511
I love horses.
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>>6413536
Well, that's what you get for thinking shit teleportation is going to be sexy.
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>>6413525

We will have sex bots by then. Fear not, we are actually the most fucked up generation
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>>6413525
>implying you'll have kids
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>>6413505
>tfw when /d/ is vanilla as hell
Terrible feel
This is like the only place on 4chan that actually gets kinda out there with fetishes
A fucking thread about My Little Pony
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>>6413484
God, those were amazing times.

Remember that image one anon posted very early on, of the gagglefuck of /co/ fans in that walmart pone aisle? That was me. I'm the only one of that image left.
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>Have a nap to be able to be concious for cute quest 5
>Accidentally sleep through until now, an hour before it usually ends
>Go onto sub to read over the session anyway
>It's nowhere to be found

What happen?
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>>6413551

Please, MLPG's special talent is inventing new, disgusting fetishes and making them sound sexy with a few short lines of greentext story telling.
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>>6413587
postponed
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>>6413506
I hope one of those you saved is one of mine
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>>6413587
Aspirant was exhausted and post poned it til tomorrow
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>>6413587
Aspirant decided not to do one tonight.
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I'm not your straw, man. ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º)
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>>6413565
wow that actually put my mind to ease, thankyou
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>>6413587
What's cute quest? I have heard nothing of a new asspaint quest.
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>>6413594
You've got that right. Not even disgusting stuff, but bland & completely nonsexual stuff is made to sound terribly arousing.
The things you people do to me.
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>>6413551
It could have been worse...
She could have fucked up and sent her load all over the entire room.
Like she is the center of a piss detonation.
The suicide bomber of urine.
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>>6413618
Go check the sub, it's just a cute quest about being a little cult and having crushes on fillies nonsexual
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>>6413594

Umm excuse me? The furries pretty much invented all the fetishes you could ever imagine and more. We are like people who rediscovered ancient roman technologies.

If you dont believe me, head on down to fchan and go to their /ah/ board.
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>>6413346
>rarity transporting her shit onto my face
arousing
>rarity transporting her shit into my ass???
over the line creepy you weirdo
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>>6413632
>cult
colt*
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Would rarity teleport her toots?
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>>6413560
well when the sex bots do come, that will be the last generation, aliens come to ghost planet "mark another civilization down to sex robots"
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>>6413594
Hey...
We can also do cute, feely things too with greentext...
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>>6413618
you play as an adorable shota colt
We may have blown our chances with Rarity by crying in front of her but we still have a decent shot at Cheerilee
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>>6413654
>Ghost Planet
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Which pony would enjoy being cumflated the most?
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>>6413654
>robosexuals
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>>6413651
>no Cultist quest
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>>6413680
ALL OF THEM.
GOD I'M SO HORNY.
IT BUILDS AND BUILDS AND NOW I WANT TO CUMFLATE ALL OF THE PONIES.
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>>6413663

Prove it.
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>>6413633
There's nothing really imaginative there, from what I've seen
Just relatively extreme.

Its like a furry gurochan, with a worse layout and color scheme.
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>luna can just walking into anyones dream and there is no way to stop her
>she can learn your deepest thoughts and greatest fears all the way from canterlot

why did she choose scootaloo?
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>>6413692
>You will never join the CMC's cult.
;_;
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mlpg why are all my screenshots so large
I just use snipping tool and mpc
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I liked it when we called eachother /co/lts ;_;
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>>6413704
O-okay.

>One day...
>There was an ugly barnacle.
>And then it discovered its true love was really there the whole time.
>And they died.
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What other shows besides MLP do you guys watch? Bonus points if it is something other than gravity falls/adventure time
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>>6413654
>You will never have a loli sex bot that is also a weapon of mass destruction
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>>6413726
I don't remember a point at which we actually did that consistently. I always thought it was dumb.
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>>6413652
that sounds exactly like something rarity would do

>spike find out where she ports them and that becomes his new fap spot
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>>6413692
>Never got to play Vampire Scootaloo Quest 2: The Scootening
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>>6413745
Why was I even born?
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>>6413739
Always Sunny
Parks and Rec
30 Rock

But this is not pony
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>>6413739
Trying to catch up on GOTY: Television Adaptation
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>>6413735
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>>6413633
Ahahahahaha no.
And even if we did, is that something to be proud of?
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>>6413418
Bullshit.
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>>6413739
X-Factor
Pawn Stars
Storage Wars
Amazing Race
The Voice
I don't really watch these my roommates force me to
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>>6413722
spend 8 seconds in google learning the difference between jpg and png and it will change your life forever.
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>>6413683
i can see the advertisements now
>"they can be anyone or anything you want"
>"you perfect man or woman will be put to shame by sexbot 2.0 order yours now"

play the "everyone has a sex device by now" angle

apple vs mac sex bots
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>>6413757

Fuck everything.

I WISH I PLAYED THIS IT SOUNDS AWESOME
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>>6413488
I'm sure he really gives a shit about maintaining your respect, too.
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>>6413739

Community
Fringe
Warehouse 13
Re watching SG-1
P and R
L&O SVU
Ect.
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>>6413765
You just had to be the sperm that wanted to go fast.
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>>6413774
I tend to have that effect on people.
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>>6413790
This is like an exact list of the shows my parents watch.
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>>6413594
Well
> Twilight exploring exploring out her body with a good firm hoof-flick where it counts, but lately it's taken a funny turn
> She's started exploring bodily states, especially concerning the blood - dehydration make her feel so weak and loopy, but all her limbs feel so firm and stout, and then again drinking all too much makes her feel like she's her own watery world, almost floating on her bed
> the neighbors are even starting to suspect something is afoot; on some nights there are flashes of light, horn-bursts, and the sound of low groaning
> each of them is a fast switch between states - a blur of Transmutation as she goes from Sahara to Atlantis, over and over, reeling closer and closer with every switch, both drained and exhilirated with the rapid change - never quite knowing which she'll land on as she finally, truly gets her prize
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>>6413746
No, it was just one faggot trying to force it.

I always suspected Nathan.
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>>6413739
Super Jail, The Walking Dead, and I'm trying to start watching Welcome to the NHK and Cromartie High
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>>6413722
Being compressed in jpg makes the ponies sad
Hold on to your glorious high quality screenshots
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>>6413470
The castle wasn't theirs. It was the previous government's.

>Luna and Celestia were about the size Cadence is now
>Celestia and Luna spent their first 100 years as blank flanks
>Being rare alicorns it was assumed maybe this was normal
>They find their destiny by literally stopping the world from plunging into the sun.
>Discord's control can't be wrestled away
>So instead Celestia moves the fucking sun out of the way
>Discord tries spinning the planet faster to cause huge tidal waves thanks to the moon
>Luna moves the moon to bring calmness back to the seas

fuck I'm too tired to greentext head canon.
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>>6413790

Could you be any more chav? Could you? I bet that someone in your house also texts to vote in X Factor.
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>>6413791
I know the difference more or less
png is generally better for animation captures
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>Want to fap to Twirity
>Japanon still hasn't finished that drawing
>GypsyMagic still hasn't finished that fic
>most stuff isn't that good and kinda booring
I just want to fap...
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>>6413739
dr.who
misfits
aquabats
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>>6413827
what are you even describing
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>>6413739
Lately a lot of Star Trek. Of all things it's because my social circle has been talking it up lately and making reference to TNG. Who knew the popular kids are old-show Trekkies?
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>>6413842
>computers decades ago couldn't hold an episode of pony
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>>6413827
This just makes me feel jealous.
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Please MLPg

I really need a pony right now. Mor ethen eve before
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>>6413863
Body transformation magic. She can drastically alter the amount of water in her bloodstream and gets off as the volumes change.

But yeah uh that was a little tryhard
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>>6413599

postponed?
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>>6413816
People talk about sperm like it's already a bunch of miniature people.

But really you'd still be you no matter which one got there. You just might be a slightly different you.
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>>6413890
I captured this one recently
Free to a good home
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>>6413890
have two
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>>6413739
The Wire
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>>6413895
>Body transformation magic

fuck off nanaki
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>>6413914

I just could not get into the wire. I tried the first season, didn't like it.
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>>6413773
>a visual novel won GOTY
I still can't get over this.
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>>6413903
noice
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>>6413739
Ghost Adventurers.
Ghost Hunters.
Diners Drive ins and Dives.
>Various other cooking shows.
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>>6413917
Are you calling me Chistery?
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>>6413917
Hey fuck you, it's a good fetish.
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>>6413895
>a little tryhard
Yeah, but it was still pretty neat
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>>6413910
>captured
That doesn't sound good at all.
I should probably take it just so Deaf doesn't do something awful with it.
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>>6413933
fatty
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>>6413930
Who cares about GOTY anyway
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>>6413805
Me too
Because it never actually happened

It was supposed to be take two of a quest that oh shit I cant remember the name he used ran, on last Halloween all spooky themed.

We were werewolf AB once, and Vampire Scootaloo
It was pretty cool, but in the scoots one we were focusing mostly on trying to reverse it and not get in trouble
We kinda succeeded, and it was fun
But a lot of people wanted to go for a more "enslave everyone, become Queen Scoots" thing, so he was going to rerun it eventually

But that was around a year ago
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>>6413223
Late:
MS doesn't even come here anymore.
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>>6413937
He's calling Chistery you, actually
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>>6413910
No this is wrong

I dont want pony to be scared and sad
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>>6413941

No it is not.

Lactation is a good fetish.

Body xformation isn't
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>>6413827
Man, you really liked that one thing about dehydration someone mentioned
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>>6413739
I'm currently watching Jame's Burke's "Connections" while drawing.

I'm a sucker for that kind of programming. I've probably watched Cosmos five or six times.
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>>6413877

>computers decades ago couldn't hold this image of pony
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>>6413956
Guy is isn't he?
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>>6413912
So what's the story behind these guys

Night watch in a silent and lonely night?
One of them was injured and the other took 'great' care of them?

Is gay even allowed in the Equestria armies?
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>>6413961
Hey Roogna, enjoyed the episode?
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>>6413958
That was like right after I started visiting MLPG. I wish I had participated, because that sounds fun.
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So I went back and watched the Scoots episode just now. I really liked it, except for the Luna parts, but we can just chalk that up to a first time MLP writer and Meghan sucking at her job.

Feels nice. No idea why I felt so down about it earlier.

I think I'm going to redraw this. Good idea?
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>>6413983
SO much
Its was fantastic
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>>6413972
Lactation is for babies.
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>>6413962
>>6413953
Look if you don't want her I'll have to put her back in her pin.
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>>6413941
>this is what inflationfags actually believe
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>>6413917
Whoa bro, whoa

I'm just supposing that Unicorns could get up to some really intense or specific kinks on their own time or with their partners due to the broken nature of Equestrian magic.

>>6413941
>>6413972
Really not my fetish, but aren't these things really subjective?
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>>6413994
Give it a shot.
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>>6413999
OKAY OKAY, please, I'll take her.
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>>6412217
>>6412217
>>6412217
>>6412217
>>6412217
>Pegasi will never be real
>They will never be this cute
>They will never do this
What's the point, mlpg?
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>>6413827
MLPG ladies and gentlemen...
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>>6413941
raging-banebou pls go
I have already killed you
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>>6413999
Someone is posting my crappy drawings.

I will also post my crappy drawings.
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>>6414034
Make them, Anon.

Create them.
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>>6413962

Make her happy then. Look it's easy. The secret is belly rubs and relative freedom.
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>>6413976
Someone mentioned dehydration in here?

I was just going off of what friends and family have told me about being really REALLY dehydrated and loopy, especially the one who had to get hospitalised for it. SOMEONE has to be into feeling that sick / disoriented and blood-thick.
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>>6413739
Doctor Who and White Collar

Some anime on the side
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>>6414007
For this fandom, it's a pretty good fetish
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>>6413941
As a fan of forced transformation and inflation and feeder-ism, i'm inclined to disagree.

Its only semi-okay.
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>>6414057
>that gigantic watermark
hoh god
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>>6414053
I can't into playing god

You think someone's written a tutorial I can follow online?
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>>6414049
But now I don't have any drawing left from that set
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>>6414070

Inflation makes as much sense as vore does.

I also relate inflation to Tom Preston so its off the table for me.
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Do any Griffon tutorials exist?
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>>6414057

donut steel
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>>6414057
Bronies are amazing at pointless and stupid crossovers.
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I would accept a captured Fluttershy simply because I know I'd treat her better than the average brony or slavemaster would.
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>>6414053
bronies change you majors to gene splicing
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>>6413827
* loves exploring, not 'exploring exploring,' got caught in a Leth-loop there
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>>6414091
Well shucks, why did I go and do that.

Guess I'll post the last two pictures for you then.
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>>6414106
Keep your reflexes sharp around them and if you find one around catnip, take pictures.
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>>6414080
I hate DA watermarks.

At least make your own you lazy entitled shits.
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>>6414106

I wish I could draw griffons. All I can do is write stories about griffons
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>>6414121
Need Sonic, and it would cover the whole gamut.
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>>6414131

You still owe me pirate Rarity and Twilight
Okay not me but I want them too. And I'm sure that anon is still somewhere so you owe him too
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I always thought this was what people meant by inflation fetish: http://www.deviantart.com/morelikethis/131839469
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>>6414106
What part of the girffon do you need help with?
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>>6414057

The best part is that this giant fucking watermark is pointless because all of it was over a plain white background.
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>>6414154
I'm not ye anon, but that sounds like a mighty fine addition to me pony folder
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>>6414157
No, man, that's just the balloon fetish.
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>>6414146
griffons have a militaristic society?
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>>6414157
Balloon fetish is often related to inflation fetish.
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>>6414123
I'd starve her and force her to fight and kill her own food, turning her into a merciless war-horse hellbent on destroying anything living
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>>6414131

Aaaand last one. Pretty uneventful, right?

That's what I get for trying to do a drawfag quest. Maybe I'll give something like that another shot sometime if anyone is interested.
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>craigslist free listings
I need to watch these more carefully, some decent stuff flies by there.
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>>6414157

No this is inflation
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>no scootaloo backstory or information at all

what a load of shit. at least it was implied she does not have any sisters. they really dug deep into an ass to pull that luna bullshit out.

i am sure there is a reason luna used her powers to help scootaloo impress rainbow dash, instead of using her powers in an actual useful way where they could have saved someone in the past.
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>>6414167
>Left some.
Apply yourself.
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>>6414103
Same-size soft-vore is straight out implausible

At least small-scale inflation makes a little bit of sense.
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>>6414166

The feet and the head
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>>6414177
Would you bind her and rent her out, sexually, to build her ire and contempt?
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>>6414167
>botched the removal
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>>6414184
I actually rather like these simplified ponies drawings
I'd be down for anything involving more of them
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>>6414166
General proportions mostly. I could probably do the work myself but I wanted to know if something like that was already around.
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>>6414152
Can't forget Inuyasha. Or was that just at my high school?
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>>6414207
front or back feet?
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>>6414193
I want the full version of that one he's holding
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What is the most erotic part of the pony?
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>>6414235
The butt.
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>>6414224

Front
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>>6414154
>>6414170
Yar har fiddly dee, here's the simple line work I did.

The joke is now out of date, and I was suppose to add pirate outfits and pirate changlings, but hey. Sometimes stuff just doesn't work out.

Should I also redo this one as well?
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>>6414235
The scrunch bladder.
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>>6414157
Yeah, inflation's either gas or liquid injected into a person, typically in their digestive system so plausibly they don't die from a gas embolism or water volume shock.

That said, uh, I considered making it intentional poisoning but that was waaaay too edgy4me.
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>>6414193
I actually really liked some of his breast expansion stuff

Is there a collected archive of all the stuff he failed to kill?
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>>6414235
The ponyisnotforsexually
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>>6414235
The puffy mare vagina, the donut anus, or the squishy overfilled teats.
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>>6414166
cloaca

or maybe ovipositor
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>>6414217
I used to love that show. BUt htne I lost interest because it never fucking went anywhere and just repeated itself over and over
the first movie was good thogh
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>>6414235
The manwich.
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>>6414209
I'd reward her for killing in a particularly vicious way with several back to back sessions of merciless dickings, usually while she's in heat, so she correlates violence with sexual arousal
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>>6414195
>they really dug deep into an ass to pull that luna bullshit out.

>Princess of the night.
>Still finds it unbelievable that she could perhaps be in charge of some shit that goes on at night.
>Like what the sandman does.
>She is a guardian.
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>>6414216
I don't think so, but I'll see if I can put something together. It might take a while, though.
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>>6414235

The ears. Im a sucker for ears
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>>6414235
The Hock.
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>>6414248
Sure
It looks like it could use some love
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>>6414195
>they could have saved someone in the past

Okay this is vague so apply one of the following posts:

>Time travel probably doesn't exist so I don't know how that dream power was supposed to save someone in the past.

>How do you know they didn't use it to save someone in the past.
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>>6414287
that
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>>6414279
This shouldn't be arousing.
Making the sweetest, most timid pony into a beast like this.
But it is.
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>>6414262
Mare teats aren't visible unless the mare is pregnant.

The more you know.
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>>6414263
>cloaca
>or maybe ovipositor
her back half's a lion, she doesn't have those
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>people who draw ponies with thin curved horns
>because its their style
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>>6414286
That would be much appreciated.
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>>6414279
This is my fetish
Sometimes I'm 2 edgy for myself
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>>6414287
How do you feel about ear cleaning?
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>>6414195
Nigga, Luna's been in the moon for a thousand years. Other than that we hardly ever see her. Who the hell knows if she doesn't do this all the time.
>After Nightmare Night, Celestia suggested she help children with their nightmares to help her public image

Also they're not going to spill Scootaloo's home or family unless they got something they can use for an episode. That is potential story for a reasonably well-liked character.
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>>6414279
She would become your companion and partner in your mercenary adventures. A consummate killing machine loyal to and dependent on you and you alone.

>"Tranquila, Blood. This won't hurt, I promise."
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>>6414154

I am that anon and I am pleased with the posted line art.
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>>6414262
>wink wink.png
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>>6414214
I wouldn't mind doing some more simple quick drawquest stuff in the future. I've always wanted to do some of those, but I probably wouldn't do them in the style I did those. Those flutter pictures are just a poor mockery of some stuff GG's done.

It'd be more in my own style.
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>>6414328
>not using a Neighponese ear pick
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>it's been over 12 hours and still no fetishization of luna walking through anon's dreams
I expected better.
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>>6414262
Why not all three?
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>>6414283
this also implies celestia has some other bullshit horse powers.

i wonder what they are and why she hasnt used it before.
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>>6414387
BECAUSE WE'RE TRYING TO CHOOSE THE MOST.
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>>6414387

Those are the parameters of the game, anon
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>>6414376
Do you think she'd appear in the form of your ideal companion?
Do you think this form would be surprising to you?
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>>6414297
>Time travel probably doesn't exist.

I think Starswirl would be one to disagree with this thought.

I think he would be one to use it to either cheat death or really question if he was in a prime timeline.
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But seriously, the ears for the mane.

I could scratch those years for so long. Or brush their mane.

Maybe I should just buy a horse. All my stuff is non sexual
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>>6414333
Fuck you.
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>>6414204
>Not liking both

Feels good.
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which girl likes fucking reverse cowgirl the most
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>>6414411
>She spends more time as Nightmare Moon then she expected
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>>6414426
Real horses are stupid and smelly
Just keep it in your dreams with magical cartoon ponies
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>>6414330
>after Nightmare Night, Celestia suggested she help children with their nightmares to help her public image

if this is true i am impressed.
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>>6414411
I'm not sure what it would be, but I doubt I'd be all that surprised
I imagine she probably would be though

That would be some freaky shit
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>>6414399
Celestia can enter daydreams.
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>>6414399
Celestia seems to be a pretty good at predicting how others will react in a given scenario. Might be some bullshit about how it's hard to hide true intentions to her (the light shall illuminate it all). It allows her to judge how others might react in a given situation. It helps her plan shit out like sending Twilight to Ponyville in episode 1.
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>>6414157
There's a lot of different opinions on what is legit inflation, everyone pushes their own preference as whatever is correct
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>>6414376
> Luna walks into your dream, as you're hot-dogging the mare you've been thinking about -- you know the one
> makes fun of you for not lucid-dreaming and giving yourself a larger penis
> as she laughs, you cum harder than you ever have, only for your favorite pony to squeal and complain about the sticky smelly mess
> it just keeps coming
> it reeks of spaghetti

Luna ruins everything. There, that's your fetish.
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>>6414376
I for one kinda want to wait for later in the week.

I mean, I got the impression that around episode time we fetishmongers should back off so as to not trample show discussion.
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>>6414425

Oh yeah shit I forgot about that episode
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>>6414452

Are you telling me to make a tulpa?
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>>6414296
I'd probably get distracted and just spend all my time drawing Rarity's butt if I tried.

It is my curse. It is my weakness.
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>>6414376
the picture of luna walking into braeburns dream while he is having gay horse sex with bigmac was pretty hot
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Mascot for todays episode
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>>6414451
More than likely. She tries to stay in character as much as possible, but often breaks to make sure she's not really freaking you out. She's had a lot of anxiety lately over scaring her subjects.
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>>6414447
Little Strongheart

She's literally a cowgirl. And also an indian, therefore the opposite

she likes to feel her pert little loli udder flapping up and down
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>>6414477
this thread was full /pol/ earlier
at least fetish discussion can still be show related
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>>6414411
>Chubby filly with an itchy anus and buck teeth
SHE'D be the one surprised.
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>>6414411
>Luna is the Slutty Mare
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>>6414503
link plz
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>>6414496
I'm sure you share that burden with many
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>>6414496
Still do it ye faggot.
Also that is a blessing not a curse
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>>6414503
We need to expound upon that. Does she accidentally snap a twig? Do they hear it? Are they actually bi?
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>>6414058
Fluttershy, pls. Why so happy.
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>>6414481
If I could put in the effort and be sure of a decent result, I wouldn't hesitate to make a tulpa

Its not like I'm not already a bit crazy anyway
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>>6414470

That doesn't seem ponyly possible.
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>>6414507
You know, I've spent more time fantasizing about LSH's udder than any pony's teats.
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>>6414447
Rarity. Of all things she gets off thinking that she's 'such a craven filly' 'like that Applejack,' while Applejack really prefers regular cowgirl and really enjoys just being mounted by the right feller.
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>reading through cute-quest
Oh god, I can hear all the voice cracks. It's TOO FUCKING ADORABLE.
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>>6414457
luna goes into a random dream
>generic colt is fucking dream luna
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>>6414478
I could see him arguing with himself in his study over stuff.
N-not like I have this idea as part of a fic or anything.
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>>6414539
She likes it when she's wearing a saddle
And a tight bridle to keep her quiet
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>>6414523
YOU'RE RIGHT.
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>>6414524
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/988372#search=mlp
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>>6414543
Not him, but I've been considering it. Mostly as a study into the concept itself (I really need to look into a blog a friend of mine told me about that was basically that, a scientific inquiry into tulpae through experimentation), but also out of despiration.
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>>6414563
It's such a simple idea, and it's so much fun
I hope some one else picks up the torch after Aspie goes off to die in the military, not the exact same quest but something of the same vein.
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>3 cmc episodes in a row

ENOUGH WITH THIS SHIT I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE
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>>6414564
>"I really wish this was less common..."
>Changes the dream Luna into a Cthulhu.
>Wont let him wake up for an hour.
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>>6414590
thanks
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>>6414527
You're right. I'll work on it tomorrow and post it in the evening along with that Scootaloo bed drawing. It'd be >fun.

>>6414526
Guess I'm gonna have to find a different curse, then. You know how I like to be special snowflake.
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Ive been in mlpg threads for almost 4 hours now. What am I doing...
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>>6414622
I LOVE THOSE LITTLE FILLIES, YOU CAN SHUT UP.
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>>6414624
hahahah so much yes
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>Luna knows what goes on in dreams
>Now Scootaloo knows that she knows
>Scootaloo enters pony puberty
>Masturbates twice a night to try to prevent wet dreams
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>>6414642
>4hours

get a load of this light weight
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Would you nuzzle Celestia's cozy crotchboobs and sip her warm, nourishing milk?
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>>6414649
>It never does any good
>Luna doesn't mind playing the stallion
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>>6414656
No because that's against Equestrian law
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>>6414656
That sounds heavenly.
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>>6414649
When has that ever worked? EVER?
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>>6414656
>Nourishing
Do you think her milk is especially good for you?
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>>6414649
>One particularly wet dream Scootaloo achieves CHIM.
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>>6414654
I've been here since the episode aired.
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>>6414695

It helps build strong bones.
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>>6414669
>against
>not required
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>>6414695
Sun+Milk = double vitamin D

You'll have Wolverine Bones
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>>6414688
I've averaged twice a night since I was 13 and I have never had a wet dream.
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who wants to take a ride down applejack road.
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>>6414695

ITS LIKE AMBROSIA

A PANACEA

But still not as good as Milky Way's
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>>6414667
>Scootaloo checks herself each morning to see if her virgin filly pussy is ruined
>she's still tight as ever but the feeling of gaping and soreness still lingers
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>>6414701
Ditto, and I usually catch up a little on threads I missed while asleep. Not really read them but see if I missed any new art.
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>>6414712
But bones are strengthened by calcium.
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>>6414712
Hey, that's good thinking.
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>>6414724
/)
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>>6414712
Would you risk skin cancer to go down on Celestia?
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>>6414737
"Vitamin D is a group of fat-soluble secosteroids responsible for intestinal absorption of calcium and phosphate."
I have a lab coat motherfucker
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>>6414737
Vitamin D helps your body to absorb calcium. Also, milk is already high in calcium.
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>>6414730
anyone else want to see a good greentext story of this?
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>>6414712
>drink nearly a gallon a day
>computer desk next to sun-lit window for a good ten years
Never broken a bone. Ever.
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>>6414766
I'd rather have a real story.
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>>6414730
>Occasionally she tries to sleep in the daytime, to get the edge off.
>Wakes up dissapointed, but with a mind full of gentle motherly advice.
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>>6414766
yes
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and I'm back

what's the word MLPG?
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>>6414766
that or a real one.

>scootaloo becomes a size queen before she's ever even seen a real dick
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>>6414780

mare milk
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>>6414772
i'm liking this idea
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>>6414780
Talking about Luna visiting people's dreams and fulfilling them sexually.
Also Celestia's milk.
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>>6414772
HAUEUEUEUEUE
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>>6414780
Luna entering dreams with hilarious results

pls icepack
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>>6414756
Cancer can probably be cured with pony magic or Zecora voodoo so definitely
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Which mare would enjoy having sex in the missionary position for sole purpose of procreation?
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>>6414780

GG would you consider doing a funny comic series involving Luna and dreams?
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>>6414766
How can it be a story when greentext isn't real writing in the first place?
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>>6414789
luna visits her all the time in dream land. really pops her cherry, she still thinks it is a dream
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>>6414803
I wasn't being rude, I was just saying that I'd like to see a real fanfic of this concept.
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>>6414827
Mrs. Cake
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>>6414827
fluttershy
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>>6414815
yissyissyiss
>>
>gak
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>>6414815
>"Oh my goodness, I had no idea Zebras could even speak!"
>'Please leave...'
>"I know where you live now, magical talking Zebra."
>'You are incredibly racist.'
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>>6414851
>fluttershy has vivid fantasies that often manifest in her dreams
>her and Luna are on a first-name basis
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>>6414867
okay that one got me.
>>
HEY!
When Luna turned into Nightmare Moon, do you think she gave ponies nightmares from the moon?
>>
Enough grab assing

Lets write some erotic greentext boys.
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>>6414815
>goes into Ice Pack's dreamscape
>he's having a delightful chat with Zecora, and the only spaghetti is what they're having for dinner
>Luna decides to shift the role of Zecora onto herself and makes a few advances on Ice Pack
>spaghetti comes to life and forces Ice Pack awake
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>>6414867

What would Icepack dream of?
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>>6414890
Personally
Yes.
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>>6414892
I'm more of a supplementary writer
If some one else gets the idea rolling I'll chip in
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>>6414892
Now it's a night thread.
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>>6414890

Maybe she was too far away. Which would explain why she was exiled to the moon of all places.

Celestia couldn't just keep her locked up in a dungeon until she repented, she needed to get her away from her subjects. Otherwise she'd wreak havoc on their dreamscapes.
>>
Should I make a new horse?
>>
Would Luna be incredibly offended if she had to take the form of Celestia as someone's sexy dream fantasy?
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>>6414904
A life away from random voices asking him questions.
Relaxing on a still, quiet beach.

And then along comes Luna.
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>>6414892
>There is mandopony.
>And scoots
>secret stuff happens
>end
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>>6414904

Having friends.

Being a father.

He doesn't know why he keeps dreaming about these things. Especially having kids.
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>>6414929
Yeah, that makes sense.
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>>6414892

>boys

do we feel homoerotic again tonight?
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>>6414934

She'd probably joke about it with her sister.
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>>6414930

No, this shall be the last horse, ever.
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>>6414930
No. only anons can make threads
>>
WE HIT IMAGE LIMIT

Please make new thread for stories
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>>6414892
Shouldn't we await this horse's death first?
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>>6414892
>Greentext.
>Writing.
Pick one.

I know you will pick the wrong one you delusional wannabe writefag.
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>>6414941
At this point I'm pretty sure all this mandopony garbage is something only people who love the fandom/ frequent the rest of the board actually know and joke about.
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>>6414934
>Luna enters breadfartanon's dreams
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>>6414965

I am a published author.
>>
>>6414966
Who is mandopony?
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>>6414947
No
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>>6414966
Are you calling me brony?
faggot?
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>>6414890

>the first few years after her transformation saw ponies practically unable to function, so severe is their insomnia
>but it's better than facing the nightmares every evening.
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>>6414981

Some guy.
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>>6414966
Actually it seems like the rest of the board is growing tired of the Mando drama.
>>
New horse:
>>6415000
>>6415000
>>6415000
>>6415000
>>6415000
>>6415000
>>6415000
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>>6414981
A pedophilic that works in the show.
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>>6414984
No, that's just a buzzword.
I'm calling you a depraved mongoloid.
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>>6414980
then it is up to you good sir to take on the daunting challenge of one or more epic green text stories about awkward luna in dream land. or if you dare feel up to the challenge a full fan fin
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>>6414777
>"Don't stick that cucumber in you, you have no idea where it's been. And you'll be having it for dinner later, anyways, wouldn't want to make things awkward."
>"Did you wash your hooves before and after touching yourself?"
>"I know you've been making eyes at that colt, but if you think you can start dating without pulling up those grades, think again, young lady."
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>>6414719
I've just never had a wet dream, period.

I mean I've had sex dreams, but never ejaculatory.

Fuckin' vampires, man.
>>
Horrible fetish time?
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>>6415595
fluttershy suck up an awful tooting butt?
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>>6415726
Or Luna invading sexy dreams.
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>>6415726
>comm1.png
Just toots this time, right?


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