>>634562
Daily dose?

I got what you need.

http://twilightlicio.us/v/zo5l-1r8OMo/165
http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL78F8564B25AF0F3A

nope

>rape

>rape

>rape

>Anon thread
>No Keywords

anon is the worst horse factory

>anon thread

oh yes, because htis has totally worked before

Okey dokey, now to sort out glaring errors, like I think I'm going to have to redraw the position of her navel and the breasts need to be turned a little more to the right to show her torso twisting. I'm much happier with this go than the first time.

You know the marker dudes can't find it if the subject isn't "MLP General".

>>634436
At least.

>anon thread
>no keywords

>consensual sex with pone in the missionary position with the lights off for the sole purpose of procreation

Is penised Fluttershy dog still a big thing in this fandom?

>>634562

Gilda sucks.

But I am glad to see a new griffin. Also, moose will be from Pony Canada, calling it.

>>634590
>>634598
>>634606
Trixie was always a keyword.

>>634598
Trixie is a keyword
It should be found by the tracker

>>634611
Kinda sorta.

>>634597

>>634597
The only way to sort out the glaring errors is to delete everything.

>>634597

Ohp

aaaand streaming

http://www.livestream.com/anonymousaccount

>>634612
Pony Joe returns huh, and Matilda.
Who do you think did it?

>>634611
Probably.

>>634611
A maybe little bit something.

>>634631

Griffy, because all griffins are assholes.

ALL OF THEM

Is this the current horse
anyway here's this
I gave up on the wing
You people have no idea how fucking hard they are

>>634631
I like that Pony Joe guy, but it's kind of a weird name.
It's like if you knew a guy named "Human Joe".

>>634597
Wow even sameface joseco is better than you.

>>634648
This thread is in the process of being replaced.

>>634648
>>634649

>marker is one post ahead of new thread

this is humerus to me

>>634669
This thread is fine
Trixie is a keyword

>>634648
The fuck are you doing, man??

>>634597
>2nd draft
>Her right leg is a tumor from her left leg

>>634612
>skeptical Twilight

Standard.

>>634663
>replacing Anon threads
>replacing keywordless threads
>post /mlp/

Why?

This thread is marked so I'm staying here.

>>634649
>>634649
>>634649
better horse

>>634692
doesn't count if not marked by marker peeps, anon

bugs having a panic attack.png

>>634648
Anon Marker fucking up everything

>>634702
You must be new here.

>>634707

You mean this?

>>634702
It's the real marker, jackass

>>634702
It's the current thread according to the archive...

>>634717
No, the "TWO MLP THREADS" macro

Think of any fanfic. Got one in your head? Good. You are transported to the world of that fanfic and remain trapped there forever.

Who else is super psyched for the cake mystery?
Tomorrow's episode will be cool, but I have a feeling the cake mystery is going to be awesome.

>>634726
>Equestria
Okay.

>>634726
Excellent, I get to fuck Pinkie Pie all the time.

>>634726
I don't know any fanfiction.

>>634726
>Never read a fanfic
>My Little Dashie was the first one that popped into my head
Doesn't it take place in the real world?
Well, SHIT

>>634726
Ponies meet /co/
So it's the normal pony world?

>>634728
>Who else is super psyched for the cake mystery?

It's going to be predictable. I called that Pinkie would wear a Sherlock Holmes hat and a pipe. It's going to turn out that it was no one. Or Pinkie. Or something stupid like that.

This one though will be some nice Spike Backstory. We will learn he's a Salamdaner Dragon or somet shit.

>>634738

Here's a start

http://pastebin.com/GeTiFaWs

>>634726
You didn't really think this through properly, did you?

CAZUM, IF YOU'RE IN HERE, I'M AT CARLS JR. DO YOU WANT ANYTHING?

>>634726
Rorschach in Equestria.
Well... It's pretty much the same as the show... Except he's there.
He'd probably be extremely suspicious and contemptuous of me, but I suppose it's not that bad, all things considered.
I wouldn't hurt any ponies, so I don't think he'd really do anything to me, although I imagine he'd bother me quite a bit.

SOMEONE SHOULD PUT THIS THING OUT OF IT'S MISERY

>>634764
Why does it have 8 fucking legs
What.

>>634728
I love the concept. It could potentially turn out to be my favorite episode.
Though now I'm worried that I'll have too high expectations for it

Guys, I'm crying right now.

Just looking at his picture makes me feel something strange inside. I guess you could call it "love". I'm in love with Ross's sense of proportion. I've lost interest in all girls, besides those he draws. Girls who are considered "hot" by the general male population don't cut it for me anymore.

Enormous fat-asses, fucked up mimes, and strange aliens really are all I think about all day, every day. I really do cry myself to sleep at night thinking about how I'll never be with these things. If only they knew I existed in this life, if only they knew my deep profound love for them. I know that will never happen though. That is the thought that makes me so sad when I look at Ross's art. I'll never be with them, but I'll continue to love those fucked up globs of meat until the day I die.

I'm not used to writing in >greentext format, okay?
>It's late at night and you just got back from work.
>Scootaloo is sleeping on your bed after a long day of playing.
>She's on her back, her hind legs kicking the air lightly one after the other in rhythm
>You figure she must be having a dream and sit down next to her.
>She splits her legs open, probably dreaming of jumping over something.
>You decide to scratch her belly
>As you run your hands over her fur, you feel her two little nipples on her belly.
>Lust clouds your mind as you pinch one of them softly
>Scootaloo lets out a soft murmur as you do this and you figure she might actually like it.
>Lust still clouding your judgement, you reach with your other hand and start massaging her flat underdeveloped breasts.
>Scootaloo stops kicking her legs in her sleep and instead opens them wide, enjoying your actions in her sleep.

>>634764
>using it's as a possessive

>>634771
STOP POSTING THIS IN EVERY FUCKING THREAD! WE GET IT! HA! HA! HA!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32PBZ870ymg&feature=player_embedded

>>634775
Shut up metals.

>>634771
Fuck off

>>634776
mantis looks cool when it moves

i like mantis

>>634775
You should quite while you're ahead, you are pretty shit.

>>634789
*quit

>>634775
Why is she sleeping on my house? I dont even know her.

>Thread confusion
This kills the horse

>>634764
Whoa whoa whoa
hey gurl

whatchoo up to

>>634771
>Enormous fat-asses, fucked up mimes, and strange aliens really are all I think about all day, every day.

Oh god, I love this post so much.

MLP has been kind of predictable.

So I ask you /mlp/: Who ate the cake? Try to solve the ep like a week before it airs.

>>634806
Pinkie.

>>634799
draw that sexy beast

>>634789
thanks.

>>634775

>>634806
It was Rarity

>>634806
Ghosts!

>>634806
IT WAS YOU!

>>634812

This probably. All the suspects will be red herrings. But how would she have forgotten that she ate it?

>>634806
Look at the name of the episode

EVERYONE DID

>>634833
I was just about to say this.

>>634832
>>634832
SLEEP WALKING AND EATING

>>634838
>>634833

An episode of Duckman did the "they all did it" twist.

>>634833
>>634838
MMMMMystery on the Friendship Express?

I don't get it, how does that prove anything?

>>634812
>>634832

fuck you celestia you cant eat all those cakes

>>634850
Murder on the Orient Express

Crime novella in which it turns out every suspect did it

Prediction for next episode:

>Red dragon starts slapping Spike around
>Spike starts to cry
>Rarity: THAT IS ENOUGH!
>Jumps out of the costume and tackles Red dragon
>Continually bashes his head against a rock in time with her yelling.
>Rarity: DON'T. EVER. HURT. MY. SPIKEY. WIKEY!
>blood is coming out the back of his head
>Clearly dead
>Rarity: Alright. Spike. We're going.
>All the other dragons are stunned. They look around and have no idea what to do
>Twilight: Uh, um, I guess we, um go then... (Come on Dash!)
>Dash (shocked): Right... let's... go.
>Rarity (as they leave): Ugh. He got blood all over my hooves. That's going to take a week to wash out!
>silence for a few seconds
>Dash: That was fucked up.

Executive Director: Jayson Thiessen

♫ MY LITTLE PONY ♫
♫ MY LITTLE PONY♬

>>634755

>Slower still, the bottle spun around. Rarity watched the others' stomachs suck in as if the bottle had a knife attached to it, she watched their eyes widen, and she watched the bottle stop, pointing squarely at herself.
She thanked the heavens that she was wearing white paint on her face, so that no one could see the intense warmth and redness spilling out into her complexion. Rarity prepared to make a gracious smile, but when she saw Pinkie stand up from her chair, the bottom of her belly squeezed out from underneath her buttoned blouse, she couldn't contain her excitement and performed a pathetic, jittery run of ecstasy. While Rainbow Dash laughed at the coincidence, Twilight found it odd that Rarity's reaction seemed much less detached from the others', as if the fashionista were all alone with that fat, hyper idiot. She knew that look of hers, it was genuine joy.
“Okay Rarity, here I come!” Pinkie said, hips jiggling wildly as she quickly shuffled over to her lithe friend. Taking a moment to figure out how to reach around her back without mussing up her coiffure, Pinkie heavily sat and straddled Rarity's lap. Pinkie heard a sharp intake of breath from Rarity and took that as the go ahead to start suffocating her with a big, wet kiss. The girls initially burst with laughter, but silence fell like a dumbbell when they heard how absolutely hungry Rarity sounded. Pinkie looked ready to stop, but Rarity finally made use of her arms and struggled to coil them around her friend's fifty-three inch waist. Pinkie giggled , but it was muffled by the kiss, and she ended up frying all of the nerves in Rarity's mouth, causing her to giggle in return. Pinkie moaned one last time as she shifted her full weight onto Rarity's torso. Twilight didn't like the protests of the chair that followed.

>KRAK

What is the meaning of this

>>634866
You already post it and is shit.

>>634865

Thanks for spoiling it fucktard.

>>634867

The characters are a written portrayal of Ross' art

>>634869
Is MLP the first cartoon you've ever watched? The plots are hardly revolutionary. Most of the shit on MLP has been done long before.

>>634869
Fuck you, that twist is at the same level as aeris dying or darth vader being luke's father

>>634775
>Fur
IT'S A COAT, GET IT RIGHT.

>>634759
He was probably assuming that most would think of F:E or cupcakes.

>>634875
It's written by Ross

>>634775
>Beginning to feel bold, you pause and move yourself so you are sitting between her legs.
>You look down between her legs and place your finger at the base of her tail, trailing a circle around her asshole.
>Scootaloo lets out a soft sigh as you do this, arching her back ever so slightly.
>Feeling bold, or maybe just thinking with the wrong head, you take your finger and lick it throughoutly before spreading your saliva right above her tail.
>You can hear scootaloo mutter something in her sleep as you finally feel like there is enough lubrication to push your finger in.
>You poke tentatively once or twice, a little worried about what you are doing before finally pressing your finger in.
>Scootaloo's eyes shoot open as she feels your finger making it's way into her butthole and she yelps in surprise.
>Your eyes meet for what feels like an eternity, your index finger still inside her.
>There's no way to explain this, Scootaloo quietly stares at you, waiting for an answer.
>You quietly look down and pull your finger out.
>After collecting yourself, you explain to her that this is what grownups do when they really love each other. But that grown-ups and little fillies aren't allowed to do this with each other.
>Scootaloo nods and tells you to never do it without her permission before going back to sleep.
>You are surprised that she wasn't freaked out, and count this as a blessing before getting up from the bed and preparing for sleep yourself.
>You grin as you unbutton your shirt. Scootaloo said to never do it without her permision, perhaps she'll let you later...

>>634867
>She thanked the heavens that she was wearing white paint on her face, so that no one could see the intense warmth and redness spilling out into her complexion

what the fucking fuck

How can you think I destroyed the cake? It's impossible!

>>634885

>Ross writing

Is there no end to his madness?

>>634877
Wait, Darth Vader is Luke's father?

>>634885
WHY WOULD ANYONE LINK POOR ANON TO THAT?

Enjoy you're futile attempts at drawing, fagets.

>>634869
Knowing the end doesn't necessarily ruin something.
I knew how Citizen Kane, Soilent Green, and Planet of the Apes were going to end before I saw them, and they were still great movies.

>>634878
Fur and coat are often synonymous to less educated people. Try not to get so angry, people are more likely to learn something if you carefully explain it to them,

>>634878
Well, fuck.

Can someone direct me to Scrubbing Bubbles' quest?

>>634806
Celestia

>>634904
>>634904
For me spoilers just increase the enjoyment

>>634888
Unf.

>>634910
Bzoom

>>634150

>>634889
>intense warmth and redness spilling out into her complexion
what the shit does this even mean

>>634794
Because, shit tier >greentext stories.

If i wanted to write something meaningful and with any amount of depth, it wouldn't be a greentext story.

>>634898
Didn't we made a list of good fanfics some time ago?

Does anyone else think S2's plots are a bit more predictable?

>>634896

A thud rattled around in everyone's ears. The dirty utensils on the counter rattled as if Pinkie had tilted the whole house like a pinball machine. Fluttershy and Applejack jumped up and helped to pull the party animal off of Rarity, but it may have been too little too late. Rarity was completely disoriented, seemingly unable to do anything else but softly moan and stare at the ceiling. Pinkie attempted to help pull her up, but that only set her off into more groaning, so she let Applejack have the reigns.
“Gonna live, sugarcube? Her drawl helping to snap the girl out of her pleasure coma, as she needed to concentrate on her accent.
“Yes yes! Yes! Yes, yes! Pardon me, I don't know what happened,” Rarity worked to regain control of her senses. Her eyes went to Pinkie Pie, who could only display an apologetic smile and cupped her face with her puffy, stubby fingers.
“That sure was something,” Rainbow began to tease, “...you'd almost think Rarity has a crush on Pinkie Pie or something!” Whatever part of Rarity that hadn't recovered was now galvanized with the rest of her spirits. To cut those power lines to her face to express shock had been cut short and the build up made her shudder violently.
“Oh no-no-no-no-no!” Rarity said, a few beads of sweat beginning to sprint down and jump off the angular features of her face, “It was merely an experience is all, I was just shocked by the kiss!”
“Hey Applejack, does Rarity have a crush on Pinkie Pie?” Rainbow Dash retorted. Keeping a relatively low profile that night, she had to admit that she didn't like being in Rarity's shoes, with everyone looking at you. Save for her own turn, she was the only one that the bottle never landed on. She raced to come up with a statement, and it came out faster than she could think.

>>634901
Sooner or later my futile attempts will bring forth decent art.

Been out of the loop. Is their a clip of the Pinkie episode?

>>634916
I like to re-watch movies that have cool twists.

A prime example of this is The Prestige, once you figure out Bale's character has a twin, you rewatch it to figure out which brother is Borden and which is Fallon.

>>634932
>predictable plots in my little pony
Stop the presses.

>>634929
Well fuck you and write some good scootasex.

>>634932
Its because we get the synopsis.

>>634936
Ahahahahahahah

>>634938
That was a great movie.

>>634562

>>634930
We did?
All I remember was a list of sad fanfics

>Lyra bursts open your door
>Shouts, "Alright human, let's fuck"
>do say
>It's amazing for both of you
>Unicorn magic makes it impossible for you to stop
>you die from exhaustion

>>634932
Was there any S1 episode ending you couldn't predict before the second ad break started?

>>634947
All in all it's just another pone in the wall

>>634935
The tense-switching is really pissing me off. Why can't he stick to one particular tense rather than being random with it?

I feel like streaming soon. Would you guys prefer a movie, game or pony scribbles?

>>634951
>horse burst through my door
>it can talk
>freak out
>die from a heart attack

>>634927

It means that her face is flushed

>>634962
game

>>634962
Pone please.

>>634962
All three at the same time.

>>634964

>using purple prose that makes it sound like she had a period on her face

Top Class writing there Ross.

>>634961
IT'S FUCKING ROSS
WHAT DO YOU EXPECT?

>>634932
They've always been predictable, but they're pretty clever, in my opinion. Last week's episode, while easy to predict the outcome of, was enough to make anyone think about the paradoxes of time travel, for one example.

>>634962
If it's league I'm down

>>634901
>enjoy you're futile attempts at drawing
I am certainly NOT a futile attempt at drawing. To hell with you.

>>634944
>Its because we get the synopsis.

It's probably this. In S1 I just plunged in and watched the episodes. Now I read the synopsis and speculate in threads like this.

>>634962
pone scribbles and ur butt

>>634904
>>634916
>>634938
Leo Tolstoy would straight up tell people the ending to Anna Karenina because he wanted them to focus more on the story as it was written and not worry about how it all ends up.

>>634984
AHAHAHAH NO
We never ever got the synopsis right EVER
Same here
We just get more preview clips now so that may be it

>>634944
Are you sure you want a "good" version? Because, you can consider that the demo... and it isn't very good.

>>634947

its because lauren faust left the show is dying

>>635007
Why is Snake just standing there in the middle of nowhere?

>>635008
>dat grammar

>>634961

If you want, I'll fix it. The story has yet to be finished because now that Ruroty's sekrit is out in the open and everyone knows, it can't just end there. There has to be something to push them into doing more mushy things for the other girls' amusement. But I can't figure out what to do. To continue the story...

“I know the answer to that question, but I'm... I'm not going to answer. It wouldn't be right.” Her tone was reassuring for Rarity, who fought not to open her mouth to try and defend herself.
“So she does? I knew it!”
“Rarity, I'm so sorry-”
“Aha! Gotcha!” Rainbow Dash boasted. “You just told me! Yes!” Twilight's hooded gaze briefly fluttered open as she turned towards her friend, being impressed with Rainbow's cunning trick. Pinkie's pupils opened to the size of dinner plates. Rarity buried her face in her arms and chest, as seeing the shock on her friend was unbearable to see. She didn't want it to happen this way. She wanted to tell Pinkie when she was alone, with flowers surrounding them, and in front of a sunrise. All ruined by a silly game! She hated spin-the-bottle!
Pinkie's high-pitched voice clambered up a little further than its usual register. “I don't know what to say, I mean...Rarity, are you for real? Like, fashion's your passion, and you always design stuff for super-skinny-minnies on super-skinny aisles!”
“Catwalk...” Rarity sniffled, blinking to hold back tears. “Pinkie dear, I hope this doesn't do anything to compromise our friendship. But, you do have some feelings for me, right? Those sort of feelings?”
Again, Pinkie brought her tiny hands to her face, eyes rolling towards the stars above. “Well...”

>>635008

Kinda. S2 is a lot more variable in quality. And S2 has zero direction and is much looser with continuity.

>>635008

Lauren wanted it to be an adventure show from the very beginning

>>634932
because even though the characterization, plot, and story in MLP tend to be better than most shows for 5 year old girls, it' still tends to be A SHOW FOR 5 YEAR OLD GIRLS
and plus we get the synopsis's

>>635026
False.

>>635024
>much looser with continuity.

Funny considering the only continuity in s1 is the GGG.

>>635026
Perhaps Hasbro should have been a bit more forthcoming with their vision for the show.

Or perhaps Lauren should have reigned in her creative spark and stopped being so grandiose with her's?

>>635032
Argument?

>>634950
That was it
All I remember from it was Bubbles, Today Tomorrow and forever or whatever the fic with the child services was, Simply Rarity, I think there was A Circle of Friends or something like that. And Ships That Pass in the Night and it's sequel FUCK THE SHIPS ONE AND IT'S SEQUEL
FUCK THEM TO HELL MAN
SAD TWILIGHT IS JUST....DAMMIT MAN ;_;

>>635046
And in this one, it's nothing.

>>635024
>S2 is a lot more variable in quality.
>this is what bronies actually believe
it maintained more quality eps and added more excitement with more risks in the humor
it was a step up

>>635024
The hell are you talking about? There's almost no S2 episode that doesn't have a callback or a reference to a previous episode

>>635058
Its not like they bring back the pinkie pie sense or Dash reading again.

>>635058
Dash reading

>>635046
And a skip hop and a jump, they remember the apple family being numerous, the manticore fight and many others
You faggots just forget that for some reason

>>635023

Her hands slid off of her round face. “Well...I don't know-”
“Can you think of anything that would help you find out whether or not you like her?” Twilight interrupted.
“Ummm... Rarity's generous, like really generous! She always gives me the little bit of malt that she can't finish and then buys me another one at Crazy Horse's!” Pinkie worked her jaw. “And...she always helps to fix my dresses when I get too big for them...and she...I'm sorry, I don't know anything about her that I love, just that I really like.” A rare occasion, Pinkie's tone had become serious. She pouted a bit, feeling guilty for not being able to return Rarity's affections.
“Oh, how about this?” Rainbow said.

And it stops there. How to continue it? What kind of lovey-dovey games should these two potential lovebirds play? Something that involves food play, maybe? Or something else?

inb4 Spike turns out to be a basilisk

>>635068
KILL YOURSELF ROSS

>>635066
> they remember the apple family being numerous
You call that continuity?

>>635058
Pony Babies, Pinkie Sense, Pinkie Promise, Zecora, Nightmare Moon...

>>635046
>Funny considering the only continuity in s1 is the GGG.

Well, don't discount that, since it was built up all season. They mention the tickets, and there's a few eps talking about it.

But there's more continuity than that. For instance, the wonderbolt pony recognized Dash when they met at the GGG. There's a few "Oh you were that pony who..." conversations where they recognized a character all season.

S2 doesn't have any of that.

>>635057
God who write this list? A faggot? Nothing but shitty forced feelings.

>>635063
They completely retconned the history of Equestria and messed up Princess Luna and Twilight Sparkle.

>>635063
>The hell are you talking about? There's almost no S2 episode that doesn't have a callback or a reference to a previous episode

Like what? Zecora doesn't count as she's just a secondary character, like Granny Smith.

>>634950
Bitter Sweet
Shades of Pink
Today, Tomorrow, Forever
Simply Rarity
Bubbles
The Last Sonic Rainboom
Ships That Pass In The Night /The Three Notes.

>>635091
Not really.

>>635073
Inb4 Spike is Barney

>>635089
...IT kinda was the whole General

>>635080
I think he's talking about how Twilight asked Applejack why she didn't just get the rest of her family to help, and was told that they were only all there for the family reunion. Direct continuity with the first episode.

>>635091
>They completely retconned the history of Equestria

Possibly. I take it that Discord is after Equestria was founded though.

>messed up Princess Luna

How? This is the first we've seen of her.

>and Twilight Sparkle.

>laughing elf ponies .jpg

Holy shit is there actual discussion about the show going on?! Where the hell am I?!

>>635105
Make sense now.

>>635117
Quick! derail it! Shit post!

>>635099
>messed up Luna

Yeah, they totally ruined a character that said 2 lines and had 15 seconds of screen time. They retconned her hard.

>>635117
Nigga you in a night thread

>>635092
Fluttershy's stare
Applejack remembering her lessons
Twilight's owl

>>635110

And that was in S1.

KRABB
COLOUR STRAM

>>635127

Oh yeah. God, night threads are amazing.

>>635125
Uh
Uhhh....
WHAT PONY IS YOUR FAVORITE

>>635125
AJ likes it in the butt.

...is it working?

>>635136
S1 had a lot of continuity
I never got why you guys were so amazed by this season doing the exact same thing

>>635126
"Hello."

>>635117
Stop shit posting about suprise and post pone.

Why does Rarity go out of her way to call Spike Spikey Wikey?

>>635156
because they're fucking

Would you rub a filly non-sexually?

Where?

>>635100
>implying we didnt already know spike is barney

>>635134
>Applejack remembering her lessons

When?

>Twilight's owl

They're schizophrenic as to whether he even exists. Sometimes he's there, sometimes not. I take it that they don't even like the Owl and just put him in when they're forced to (eg. Pet plots). I find him creepy personally.

>>635156
I guess he is like a little brother or a pet to her.

>>635156
They may never have a relationship but Rarity still cares about him man. Especially after all the things he did

>>635156
because CONTINUITY

>>635156

It was that relationship flag man. Spike made the right decision by giving her that flame gem. Raised Rarity's heart count. Only 9 more till marriage.

>>635156
Because Rarity is a very manipulative pony

>>635164
fuck you faunts

i blame you for lots of speculation from everyone

>>635166
The cider episode I guess.

>>635142
Oh, this isn't a night thread yet.
This is a pretty good thread, but just wait four hours.
Shit's gonna get awesome.

>>635156
He hoards gems, which she wants. Even when she is around others and not Spike she calls him pet names so that people don't think she's just using him.

>>635160
Oh I forgot its >they're fucking
>>635167
More likely.

>>634612
Where the fuck did you get this?

>>635117
INORITE

>>635156
because she has manipulative tendencies and it shows
and this is coming form someone who really likes Rarity

>>635171

Spike is a fuckin' bro.

>>635176
This. She is magnificent.

>>635166
Letting the rest help her during the cider competition

Remember Applebuck season

>>635156
>Why does Rarity go out of her way to call Spike Spikey Wikey?

Despite the age difference, she genuinely likes him. Unclear if it's in a "and I'd marry him" too way.

>>635194
Well I guess she love him non sexually but she pretty much use him.

This is the current thread then?
Here's a sketch of the request Lyra with a sword and a shield, I have another version

>>635164
Robots don't need to be rubbed. Unless they recharge by static electricity.

>>635207
It's more like a little brother type of relationship

>>635192
http://imgur.com/a/zIUJd#0
You saw the leaks right?

>>635207
>Unclear if it's in a "and I'd marry him" too way.

Thats very clear man.

>>635213
Shit nigga finish this.

>>635213
I'm liking all this Lyra art

>>635176
she just has mad swag

nothing wrong with using what god gave you

>>635213
And here's the version with horse armour, or barbing, bretonnian style
I'm gonna continue working on this sketch and ink it when I stream after the new horse

>>635196
>bronies embodied into a pone

>>635207
Its pretty fucking obvious as a kids show they will always be friendzoned,
And its also fairly certain that Rarity doesn't share Spike's enthusiasm. She wants a Colt.

>>635236
Finish this!

>>635236
This is awesome.

>>635239
And there is the fact that he is a baby dragon

>>635244
>>635245
5:30, going to bread, yes I'm a babby, will finish tomorrow please have patience

>>635237
Bronies dont eat that healthy

>>635233
Indeed
Would you let Rarity manipulate you?

>>635236
>>635244
FINISH IT

>>635269
Not really.

>>635269
ALL DAY EVERY DAY

>>635239
Maybe Blueblood was the final straw in her long, arduous quest to find worthy colt dick.

Maybe she will turn to dragon dick because every colt just wants to deposit funds into her account and leave without a word, whereas Spike wants a long term investment opportunity.

I like to think that Spike and Rarity might have SOMETHING together once he gets older, but it's obvious that nothing will happen in the series. Characters don't age in cartoons like this, and major relationship changes don't happen either.

>>635177
Who the fuck is faunts?

Has he taken over posting my Sweetie Belle non-sexual questions while I've been gone?

>>635253
>age
That isn't canon, we don't know how age is viewed in Equestria.
We do know for certain, nothing will ever come of Spike and Rarity.

>>635271
willem pls go

>>635277
Its not going to happend man.

>try to practice horse draw
>what am i even doing

goddamn legs and ears i hate you so much.

>>635277
Or maybe she became a lesbian after that!
Yes you sound just like this

>>635269
I'd let her manipulate me in the literal sense of the word, physically.

>>635281
your filename, bro

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gISlB1IdUjI

>>635277
>every colt just wants to deposit funds into her account
lol

>>635293
the ears are easy, make them half as tall as the head, but have them start a quarter of the way down the top of the skull.

>>635293
that's a really unsettling style you have there

>>635307

>>635301
Oh shit.

Haha, I thought you were talking about the post, not the song in the file name.

I blame the fact that it's almost 5 in the morning over here.

>>635141
hahahahah oh man

>>635310

"Welcome to Sunny Town"

>>635283
Look man Twilight was about the equivalent of 8 maybe 9 wen he hatched Spike
They are now young adults
He is about 10 years old
And everyone calls him a baby dragon.
es he acted mature in many situations but as seen from some of his actions he sill has a child's mind.
This is exactly like a kid in school having a crush on it's teacher.

>>635328
>This is exactly like a kid in school having a crush on it's teacher.
Exactly.
Delicious /ss/.

>>635196

I wonder if they based his design on anything. Like Nathan.

>>635293
Your art will continue to scare me.

i am a huge fan of dragon porn but it is so rare to find someone who does a decent dragon dick that doesnt completely gross me out.

>>635328
At the same time, though, it's unsettling to me when people >ship him with one of the CMC. They seem more like real kids than Spike.

CLOUDCASTLE ANON WHERE ARE YOU?

>>635328
But Rarity isn't a teacher or even a mentor.
Please think of a different example.

>>635348
narse dragon dildos

>>635353
The one requesting Dash and FS building one? Thats me.

>>635357
Its the same thing dude.

>>635357
A kid in love with one of his older sister's best friends.

>>635350
nah man, Spike is just a young smart alleck
making smart-ass remarks but being a sweet little kid

>>635348
>i am a huge fan of dragon porn but it is so rare to find someone who does a decent dragon dick that doesnt completely gross me out.
Anything other than a human-style dick grosses me out.

Wasn't spike born when they were all cmc age?
I think that that put him at like halfway in between the main 6 and the cmc age wise.

>>635362
OH GOOD!
I JUST WANTED TO SAY I LIKE YOU

>>635293
Some eyes would be less....horrifying

>>635350
Have in mind that spike never had a normal childhood

He was raised by Twilight, which meant he never had any friends besides her, he was the only dragon around and I bet he never got to do anything exciting besides sitting around helping Twilight organize books

>>635367
ITTY BITTY WINGS

>>635350
It's just one of those childhood romances nothing more
But some people do indeed take it a bit to far

>>635379
*that might

>>635370
Much better

>>635391
OH FUCK
I REMEMBER THAT PIC
that shit ain't too far that shit kawaii nigga

>>635328
I disagree. Like the previous poster said, it's unclear how they view age. Spike seems just as mature as the rest of the main cast, so I don't think it's so much /ss/ as it is just having a crush on a slightly older girl

>>635381
Oh thanks I guess Dash and Fluttershy are my least favorites but they are cool together.

my little pony friendship is magic ends with an episode set in the future with twilight sparkle getting married and rarity is there with her and spikes babies

>>635320
What is the going rate for pony pony?

>>635379
Yes, but that's assuming ponies and dragons age the same

Time to watch Boss Nigger with jesus
http://www.livestream.com/commanderjesus1
http://www.livestream.com/commanderjesus1
http://www.livestream.com/commanderjesus1

>>635382
this is my last attempt at eyes. it turns out bad so i just leave them out for now.

>>635411
How much would you pay to a Twilight?

>>635408
How can you disagree with the events of CMC?

>>635385
>raised by Twilight
No Nigger, he was raised by Celestia.
He was taught by her to read write etc.

>>635408
>Spike seems just as mature as the rest of the main cast,

Nope. Last ep for instance he was all about eating Ice Cream. Now he does work for Twi and that is kind of a job.

CMC are like 8-9. Spike is 12-14.

>>635411
That is the perfect face.
She's clearly offended, yet at the same time, legitimately thinking about it.
Shame is my fetish.

>>635426
You will be the next Applebeans.

>>635417
Fred Williamson is such a badass.

>>635435
>This doesnt make me a whore... Right?

>>635426
I don't think I will sleep tonight.

>>635428
EVERYTHING
PLEASE TAKE ME

>>635408
>Spike seems just as mature as the rest of the main cast
no way man, he's your typical underage brat character, like >>635372

Ok MLPG,

Time for your weekly mental health checkup again.

I want you to tell me what you see in the inkblots.

>>635431
>Dash or Pinkie never do annoying shit
DO YOU EVEN WATCH THE SHOW?

>>635428
I'd be more concerned about the cost of keeping her, food, medicine, toys and whatnot.

>>635426
applebeans is the coolest fanartist i have seen so far. tiarawhy is close 2nd.

>>635452
>This doesnt make me a whore... Right?
Best GG pic ever.

>>635458
Venom face.

>>635458
Horse sex

>>635458
A Demon with a nice moustache.

>>635458
Some kind of bug demon face.

>>635460
HAVE YOU BEEN PRANKED BY THEM?

>>635458

I see the gaping maw of a monster, but rather than a mouth and teeth I see a door paryially open and giving way to light.

>>635468
Huh I like the same too but I dont like that pic.

Some nice flowers...

>>635458
Lobster with thrusters.

I got what you need.

>>635458
hot winking mare pussy

>>635410
>my little pony friendship is magic ends with an episode set in the future with twilight sparkle getting married and rarity is there with her and spikes babies

Or:

Rarity: And here are our children.
Twi: *raises an eyebrow*
Rarity: We adopted silly.

>>635458
a tiger with downs syndrome

>>635431
Well I said same maturity level not age. It's all speculative anyways. I just didn't like the teacher/ mentor analogy since I don't think theres that much of an age/maturity difference.

>>635492
> I don't think theres that much of an age/maturity difference.
But there is you are just ignoring the fact.

>>635458
i see pip in the middle with diamond dog erections all around him.

>>635458
NO
LATER
WE'RE TALKING ABOUT THE SHOW FOR ONCE
PLEASE DON'T TAKE THIS AWAY FROM US
i see a spooky monster face

>>635458
Alright, and now this one.

>>635458
A ballerina with crab hands doind the MC hammer dance

>>635501
That swamp base in the justice league old cartoon.

>>635499
Not cool.

>>635501
A PRETTY BUTTERFLY

>>635501

Clouds

>>635501
Two football helmets.

>>635501
Two helmets that are also somehow skulls facing each other.

sex

>>635513
The fuck is that?

>>635431
She treats him more like an assistant than a little brother most of the time I think.

>>635498
Note my qualifiers please. "That MUCH of a difference." there's definitely a gap there though.

It's all opinions anyways

>>635498
The maturity level isn't far off, age is.
Compare Spike's maturity to say the CMC, Spike evidently occasionally goes on "official" business in Canterlot I would imagine to do something for the princess.

>>635501
Two gynoids kissing

>>635517
>>635514
>>635482
Go to bed, Rorschach.

>MLPG deja vu

Well, shit.

>>635501
Two football players kissing each other passionately

>>635536
We cant never know but it seems like 9 years for me and thats too much.

>>635499

DID YOU EVER STREAM

>>635533
well I prefer Past Sin's take on Spike's roll, that is him being a little brother to Twilight
hopefully they add Nyx to the show and he'll totally fit the role to a T

>>635539
Still he is young.
Maybe 12-14 years
Certainly not like the mane cast
And we've seen childish behavior from him

>>635501
And lastly, this one.

>>635567
penis

>>635501
jackie chan battling discord in a ladder factory

>>635560
>Past Sins will never be made into a movie ;_;

>>635567
A magic tree.

>>635567
the manifestation of autism

What do you like most about this filly, /c... /mlp/?

>>635553
You're shocked? The same thing happens every week.

The pattern has repeated itself more times than you can fathom.

>>635567
Eldritch Abomination with a monster face, a human torso nears its ccentre.

>>635567
Whatever it is it's not even his final form.

>>635562
Eh, they've all had their immature moments, really

>>635579
She is kawaii as fuck.

>>635573
:(
feels bad brony

>>635567
Some sort of dark sorcerer, or demon, or some other gay shit like that.

>>635562
Yet again you act like members of the main 6 are never childish or otherwise.

>>635547
No
I've seen MLPG's true face
The threads are extended gutters and the gutters are full of bronies and when the drains finally scab over all the ponyfags will drown

>>635567
I see a evil alien that is a Christmas tree.

>>635567
I see MLPG

aw yeah more PK art

Which pony likes sucking cock the most?

>>635579
I don't like anything about that filly. She is the worst and least likeable character in the show.

>>635585
True but Spike has the most. Followed by Pinkie
The Ice cram part, the fear of being replaced in the owl episode.
He still is a kid. He may be more mature at his age thanks to being raised with Twilight., aka no friends just study but he still thinks like a young kid

>>635611

I do. For I am Slutty Mare.

>>635579
She's the cutest pony in the world and she's got the cutest voice.

>>635614
Thats Trixie,Gilda,or Diamon Tiara

>>635629
>Sweetie
>yellow

>>635611
Braeburn

>>635633
i like diamond tiara

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6jX1J8DQ5A&feature=related


If you haven't lost all faith in humanity yet, prepare yourself.

>>635635
It's a flesh color. She's been completely shaven.

>>635633
Even those characters that they tried to make unlikeable aren't worse than Sweetie.

>>635646
Hello v.

>>635635
>Implying all ponies dont have yellow skin that you can only see after shaving them

>>635629
She is best pone.

>>635586
Nigga she a marshmallow

>>635614
Well look at that, it seems opinions really can be wrong.

>>635646
You're a little late to the party.
He had a chat with Tara Strong over Twitter

>>635646
old n gay
poor guy just has autism
I mean, typical brony. what more do you expect?

>>635646
We've all seen it.
That guy is literally autistic, and you're an ableist.

>>635646
>making fun of people with autism
Stay classy.

>>635617
>Twilight
HE WASN'T RAISED BY A 9-10 YEAR OLD GIRL.
LAUREN SAID HE WAS RAISED BY CELESTIA.
Which would account for how Spike is able to gauge how the princess would react in Lesson Zero.

>>635646
You are way behind the times.

>>635633

>Trixie

You're just going against the trend. Trixie is neat as a rival, but she's a bad person.

>Gilda

Again, bad person. She has issues. Probably abandoned by parents. Her whole FUCK NERDS I AM HARDCORE shit is pathetic.

>Diamon Tiara

She's just a snooty 2D antagonist. Doesn't count.

anyone know how artist is?

>>635458
Buck-toothed demons giving a handshake to each other with baby carriages on the mind.

>>635501
Two robots exchanging ideas directly.

>>635567
A snow elemental offering a hug.

>>635677
>a neat rival

More like a useless character.

>>635646
That's not very Twighlightlicious

>>635672

I require pictures of tired as fuck mother Celestia feeding Spike with the MEANEST look on her face

>>635617
I'd still think of him a little older than 12-14, though the ice cream binge argues otherwise. I guess I just don't see direct age correlation between our society and ponyville since it seems like a false analogy. I can't keep going now, typing on my phone is too hard ;_;

If Sweetie Bell got lice, would you forcibly hold her down, ignoring her panicked, squeaky cries for help, and shave her for her own good?

>>635672
I didn't said he was Raised by Twilight but with Twilight.
And yeah I forgotten about Lauren's comment
But since she doesn't work on the show that makes the comment not canon.
Still I'll take Lauren's word till the show disproves it

>>635685
Shit Leth, you seem to be me.
I don't want to be a computer

>Smile

>>635692
Thats way too old considering cutie mark chronicles but it sounds like you are just trying to justify your ship.

>>635683
There is so much wrong with this picture

>>635708
MORE PINK PONY

>>635708
NOT
ENOUGH

>>635708
THAT'S A LOT OF PINKIE PIES

>>635686
This, do we have to go into why that no talent one note character doesn't EVER need to be on the show again?
>hipster
I just don't like worthless characters.

>>635708
NOT FAST ENOUGH

>>635708
>that feel when no Pinkie.

>>635646
so old

Also you know, he's kinda cute

>>635708
Holy shit you added more
Ok that's enough
Lest we create another fluffy pony

>>635708
WE NEED TO GO PINK:ER

>>635714
faust confirmed it is canon that ponies jizz candy semen so its not gross it is delicious