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My Little Pony General
Last Thread: >>6332652
Some kinda blue thread I think
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>blue thread
wow way to beef it
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>>6336634
I like blue, but not that blue
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>>6336634
>not liking blue
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>>6336619
I'd like to see another episode where blue bird has to work with yellow bird.
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>>6336634
>Blue thread on a blue board.

I doubt anyone can even see it, what a dumbass.
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I AM THE GREATEST
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Rarijack is the best ship.

Prove me wrong, you mortal fools!
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>>6336650
They're not birds. They are pegasi, or horses with wings
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>>6336634
We can compromise
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>>6336667
Bullshit, they are birds with hooves.
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>>6336660
Well, there are some sensible alternatives.
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>>6336660
AJxHer Hat OTP

No sluts involved.

Unless her hat is roleplaying.
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>>6336633
I would of course try to fight it. My feelings toward her would no doubt weaken my resolve, and you can bet she'd work on that. But I'd do my best, and hope that the ponies would rescue me. I wouldn't give in of my own accord.
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>>6332652

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>>6336634
>>6336644
But there's lots of blue pone that aren't Rainbow Dash
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>>6336660
Flarity exists
Therefore squigglekicker isn't the best ship
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>>6336703
I know, I just don't like the blue in the OP
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>>6336663
> Chistery confirmed for Star Trek one-shot villain
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>>6336671
We may be able to settle.
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>>6336689
Hmmm... I like it.
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>>6336713
He said best ship, though
Not most crack ship
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It's 2 am.
Come to bed
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>>6336718
>that color scheme
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>>6336732
oi fack off
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>>6336735
Every time I see Surprise I can only think of the popcorn-flavored Jelly Belly - DISGUSTING.
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>>6336726
>those new gifs of DT and SS ass to ass

cant handle it
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>>6336732
Bed thread.
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>>6336689
What if I just want the Silver one alone?
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>>6336660
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>>6336749
It seems that you either love those things or you hate them.
I hate them.
Brace for popcorn jellybean loving degenerates.
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>This thread
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>>6336756
That all depends. Does she want YOU alone?
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>>6336756

What are you doing up there Silver Spoon?

You are not a keyboard.

You're so silly.
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>>6336428

From the last thread

>Twilight reaches the queen's chamber
>Chrysalis sits high and mighty while the hypnotized pones sit attentively at the base of the throne
>"What did you do to them?"
>"I merely showed them how good it feels to serve me. Isn't that right?"
>They all nod
>Twilight steps forward
>"You won't get away with this!"
>She and Chrysalis exchange words, Twilight oblivious to her friends slowly surrounding her
>Pinkie Pie licks Twilight
>She jumps back
>Pinkie Pie continues to blackly smile
>"It feels so good, Twilight. Party forever..."
>"I'm a Wonderbolt now, thanks to my queen"
>"Join us, Twilight"
>They all grab onto Twilight's limbs and restrain her
>Twilight can't blast them away because they're her friends
>Dash uses her hooves to make Twilight look at Chrysalis while Pinkie Pie pulls on her eyelids to keep them open
>Twilight shudders as the first blast pulses through her brain
>She starts pleading with her friends
>"Please, I know you're in there. We can beat her, please!"
>Her pleas fall on deaf eyes
>Twilight starts crying as the green energy makes it hard to think
>She tries to remember, but she can't
>"My...name....what..."
>She hears a beautiful voice
>"Your name is drone 548. I'm your queen and mother."
>Twilight smiles, "That's a pretty name"
>"Let her go, girls"
>Twilight stands and looks at the ponies around her
>"These are your friends. You'll serve the hive so well together."
>Twilight is so happy with her new friends.
>Group hug
>Chrysalis gives a final pulse to each
>"Yes, it feels so good to obey with your friends."
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>>6336756
Silly horse lost her glasses and she can't see where she is now.
What a silly little horse. This is my desk.
Now move so I can close this mistake of a website.
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>>6336552
If I was being depended on to do something, it would be the last thing on my mind.
If for whatever reason, I'm in some sort of damsel in distress situation, and more of a determent than an asset worth saving, it'd be the first thing I'd do. No use bringing down the team.
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>>6336756
I'll distract the pink one
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>>6336715

That was a good episode.
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>>6336756
I would scratch her butt in that pic.

Also, I would love DT more. Just look at that cutie pie!
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>>6336781
Evil boner. The best kind. Thank you.
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>>6336788
She's gotten fat.
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Renne Quest is still up, if yer interested.
>>6327246
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>>6336754
Nightmare Thread
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>>6336772
I love that .gif
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>>6336714
She is in the range of my second to least/least favorite pony
But I like all pone to an extent
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>How is Applejacks limit break?
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>twilight - the girl
>spike - the kid
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>>6336781
Did you make one for each of them?
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>>6336801
It annoys me that actor's character stopped appearing on Eureka. He was one of the few entertaining secondary characters. They bumped up Fargo in importance to primary and Taggart just "left".
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>>6336772
>>6336840
>>6336828
lol it's like i'm really on /b/ !
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>>6336840
but those aren't even ponies
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So how many times has Aquaman fucked a dolphin?
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>>6336845
If he did, he should leave it in the old thread. Where we put all the fetish things.
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>>6336850
>implying /b/ does anything funny or original

>>>/gif/
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>>6336845

Someone else did Applejack, but is was short. Boneranon just forgot about Rarity, which is good because she's worst pone.
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>>6336863
it would certainly be easier to cap if he did
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>>6336781
Uuuunf
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>>6336841
>you
>/b/

And no, not 'lol go back to /b/', that post was taken from /b/.

No. I refuse to be moved by any kind of >feels from a board devoted to not being any one thing.
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>>6336689
>all this SS waifufagging recently
it feels good. Really good. It's been too long since our last bout of waifufaggotry.
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>>6336781
jesus christ how horrifying
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>>6336756

i want a silver one too, much more than a pink one.
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>>6336840
>tumbler fags invade the general.gif
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>>6336850
sorry
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>>6336828
>Alpha as FUCK LOL XD
That is sexual harassment, man. This isn't even some POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GONE MAD or TUMBLR FEMINISM thing that dude is just straight up touching people without asking
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>>6336756
..............Is that Velvet Remedy on the computer screen?
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>>6336864
>SAUCE
>SAUCE
>SAUCE
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>>6336882
I don't take a waifu, but I do have a soft spot for Diamond Tiara / Silver Spoon stuff.
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>>6336890
haha
that gif is so random!
do you have any jimmy rustlin gifs?
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>>6336864
>implying /gif/ does
a few months ago a mod deleted all threads with OPs asking for sauce, there was like, 3 pages left after that
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>>6336828
hahah that's great
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>>6336891
But this is /b/ and it's funny to be edgy and mean to people
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Whoa there partners where the hell are you trying to streer this horse?
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>>6336891
if you're that nigger that keeps starting "privilege"/racism shit in here I'm gonna hurt you
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>>6336828
>Sexual harassment is alpha
Anon pls
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I love pone in glasses so Silver Spoon is an automatic like for me.

Why do I like glasses so much, god damn.
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>>6336890
dude all you've posted is 2edgy murder .gifs
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Guys, can we not do this in this thread?
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>>6336890
did he die?
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>>6336915
lol nigger xD
quick guys. pick a movie title and replace a word with "nigger"
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>>6336882
>>6336897

She's quite waifu-able.
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>>6336915
This has nothing to do with any of that shit. It's just a dude touching strangers against their will.
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>>6336919
It all depends on who wears the glasses.
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>>6336924
>threw a chair

NOW IM MAD
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Oh, hi, Anon! I just made a new spell! Wanna see it?
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>>6336924

i like how chill Kane always is in these things.
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>>6336942
Yes. Always.
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>>6336910
>>6336909
>>6336905
>>6336900
And moot has a problem with music in images because it's "not traditionally what 4chan is all about."
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>>6336942
I love being a butt monkey
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>>6336942
tits or gtfo lol
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Has AJ been shown to have any other interests or hobbies besides farming?
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>>6336942
How about you try it on the grass over there first?
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>>6336933
I bet you're a real fun person in real life. I'm being sarcastic btw
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>>6336944
did he die?
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>>6336953

>Asynchonous blinking in Toy Story 1

Gad, that just looks so eerie now...
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>>6336893
Yes, yes it is.
The stupid cunt.
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>>6336893
Not exactly
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>>6336953
Speak for yourself
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>>6336942
Only if it gives me a horse dick

It doesn't even need to be bigger

Just horse shaped
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>>6336934

i bet if you put Apple horse in glasses she wouldn't look good. or at least, she wouldn't look better.
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>>6336955
but anon, that pone is quite clearly a female
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>>6336929
no lets do it with pony

I'll start

Pony 2
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horseaponi
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>>6336973
God that blob eye. Blech.
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>>6336963
He busted those kids for causing trouble at a club or something, so they followed him home and bashed his shit in, I think he survived but he's kind of a vegetable, it happened in Brazil
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>>6336962
If your idea of fun is touching someone sexually then you can have your fun far away from me.
I don't know how you can try to turn this into some privilege/feminazi shit that's basic human respect.
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>>6336980
then she should post her tits
don't forget the timestamp
and shoe on head! lolol
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>>6336977
Glassesfag here. She looks good in glasses to me at least.

I have no explanation as to why they have that effect on me.

Someone will probably post the one with her reading a book in response, I dont have it myself.
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>>6336982
Pinkie Pie is made out of bubble gum.
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>>6336981

Dirty Pony
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night
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>>6336914
> implying Applejack didn't have a girl crush for Mayor Mare at one point

Despite her business acumen and love of apples Applejack had considered public office some day and really loved her internship

Applejack loved those mornings Mare would come in with those pink roots showing, breath smelling like the rosewater from her breakfast Ramos Fizz. It was just a little bit if wild peeking out, a hidden side.

Really of all things that drought five years ago made her focus hard on the farm, no more time for that internship - and she loves the work and the waft and weave of the seasons.

It still gives her a little thrill when Mare misses a spot.

Goddamn this shipping stuff is fun to write as long as you ignore all established canon, no wonder people are into the easy mode stuff.
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>>6336982
happypone
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>>6336957
She plays the fiddle.
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>>6337000
Are you gay?
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>>6336981
Live Free and Pony Hard
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>>6336982

HORSEAPONI またがっ私を曲げる。あなたは私がハードファック。HORSEYスタイル。
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This is what happens when /b/read is gone, they just come here
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>>6336552
>>6336552
If I get a chance to fuck her (even if she did allow it just our of curiosity) - sure.
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>>6337027

/b/read has been gone for months what are you talking about
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Guys.

Why is there a fluffy pony thread on /co/?
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>>6337008
>Going to bed

FAAAAAG
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>>6337027
ironic shitposting is also not productive in any way you can think of
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>>6337038

I don't even have anything say to you, just fuck off.
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>>6337046
That's still going? It's pretty much yukkuri abuse except with ponies, they should go over to /jp/ and wallow in self-pity.
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>>6337046
Let it be.

We put that shit to rest.
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>>6337046
3/10 almost made me check
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>>6337059
make me
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>>6337038
Le implying we are on 4chan.
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>>6336957
She competes in rodeo competitions and likes to go watch them.

She's apparently a skilled baker.

She said in "Read it and Weep" that she likes to read occasionally.
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Here it is for the sick fucks who want a reference.
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>>6337046
Because they deleted the thread where we were talking about the IDW comic, the collage IDW did with Godzilla, and the state of comic book spinoffs.
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>>6337057
>>6337027

>implying people that post these things aren't agent provocateurs
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>>6336932

you are forced to choose between SS and your favorite CMC right now.

who do you choose.
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>>6337000
Cry about it.
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And once again, the thread is ruined thanks to

THE SHITPOSTERS.
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>>6337085
>fall on deaf eyes

heh
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>>6337092
Nigger do you even need to ask
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>>6336957
She has an interest with me.

I think I've got this time guys. I just got to get her the right present and take her to her favorite place to eat.
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>>6337087

Gotcha, wasn't here earlier, just saw it and had to double check.
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>>6337092
Sweetie of course. I don't like mean ponies.
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>>6337092
To do what with?

Fave CMC either way I guess

Seaty belt hngh
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>>6337092
Babs.

No contest.
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>>6337103
>blaming the shitposters
>not the off-topic unrelated sincere shitty anons
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>>6337020
>>6337093
lol what's so wrong about that it's pretty fucking alpha
just touch people however you want and run away YOLO
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Don't respond
Just report
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>>6337092
Scootaloo for sure
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>>6337092
I choose Sweetie Belle
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>>6337092
The cute one.

You know ... THE CUTE ONE.
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>>6337012
>lunch at the office
>Applejack of course brings apples
>Mayor brings a banana
>Applejack seriously considers trying one
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>>6337140
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>>6337092
Little Apple. No contest.
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>>6337140

what the fuck
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>>6337100

Would one with the CMC be pedophilia?

How would that get setup anyways? Stumble on the hive, sisters urge/force them to, all three at once, etc.

I'm open for ideas
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>>6337092
>SS that might be nice
>Or SB or AB that are nice
I'll take a Sweetie please
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>>6337140
> stock_vectors_and_Adobe_Essentials.png

Goddamn it
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>>6337092
Babs Seed master race
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>>6337135
Contrary to what you believe, a slap on the ass, regardless of gender, isn't rape and isn't the end of the world.
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>>6337140
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>>6337103
>Thread ruined by:

[ ] Tripfags.
[ ] Ross.
[ ] Popular draw whore.
[ ] Glitter Glue
[ ] Fans of draw whores
[x] Shitposters
[ ] You
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>>6337182
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>>6337183

I think someone needs a privilege checking.
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Is there any human art of Babs that doesn't look like she's gonna jump out and rape you?
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>>6337177
Alright, do the CMC. Scootaloo turned by dash, Scootaloo gets Sweetie, The both of them get Applebloom.
Make it happen, and I'll be forever yours.
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>>6337140
>Stealing vectors
-1000
>Over 9000
-8999

>Lame
+9999

0/10
It's alright
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>>6337206
is there any where she is?
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>>6337206
No, that's kind of her thing.
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>>6337193

Also fetishfags.
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>>6337167
It'd be good to know Applejack had different plans for her life once, whether or not they'd changed - and I don't mean just bustling off to Manehattan. I mean dreams in recent memory that no one's really asked her about, including maybe a girl-crush or something that seems a little 'pie in the sky' in retrospect.

You know, mud on your boots, stars in your eyes.
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>>6337183
ya i know bro
respect for other human beings is fucking GAAAAY
nigga i do what i want! if a girl got dat ass goin on, i'ma hit it lol
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>>6337092

>Silver Spoon or Scootaloo

T-this is hard! I can't decide!
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>>6337100
Best cap.
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>>6337167
>They mayor is doing that.
>Never really eats the banana more makes you wish you were the banana.
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>>6337092
You really are a bastard...
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>>6337156
> the_Hansen_brothers_joke.gif
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>>6337221
Do you think about anything other than AJ's potential girlcrushes?
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>>6337206

no, because that's how Babs is. get used to it, brother.

>>6337167

>Mayor Mare will never sexually harass you
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>visit /co/
>look at >>>/co/43665992
>they cost 115 each
>mfw
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>you will never be cougar Mayor Mare's secretary
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>>6337212

Fine, I'll shit something out. Give me a few minutes.
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>>6337092
Sweetie. Though miniapple is a close second.
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>responding
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>>6337252
I love you.
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>>6337258
>being a faget
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>>6337092
Silver, no contest.
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>>6337222
>still being a shitposter
>>>/b/
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>>6337258
that star really shouldn't be gold

I feel like that's a red star at best
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>>6337156
>sweetiebell making that expressions while sucking my dick
my heart.
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>People liking Rosie O'Donnell the Pony is awesome

Worst part of that episode. Don't even get me started on that shit.
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>>6337246
Optical character recognition hooks, Hispanic weekly newspapers, the Farm Bill, the CES show coming up, some other stuff.

But yeah I mean

Girl crushes are right up there.
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why make suggestive pony pictures why not just make them sex
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You are forced to choose between Pinkie's eternal happiness or your own.
Choose wisely
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>>6337233
isn't that the guy who's always drunk?
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>>6337246
>fanfiction
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>>6337248
Hey, the Dexter thing is happening though. So, there's that.
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>>6337248
tell us what it is you idiot since you fucked up the link
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>tfw no adult humanized Silver Spoon waifu
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>>6337272
Anon.

Kill yourself.
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>>6337251

>Mayor Mare
>Rarity's mother
>Mrs Cake

IT'S A GODDAMN MILP (mother i'd like to pony) CONVENTION
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>>6337276
My own
Pinkie doesn't exist
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>>6337276
I;m pretty happy myself, so mine I guess.
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>>6337276
Mine.

I hate Pinkie Pie.
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>>6337296
She does in my heart!
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>>6337273
But Babs was the best new character since Owlysius!
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>>6337289
Link works, broski, that's 4chan X lying to you.
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>>6337156
>DT and SS had no problems swapping spit with the CMC.
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>>6337251
>>6337236
>>6337167
>>6337247
>>6337167
>>6337293
A conversation begun by a tripfag making fun of easy-peasy shipping, spurned by an Ask Tumblr image combined with suggestive greentext, and it just keeps fucking going.

Pull up your pants and get a fucking job, MLPG
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>>6337276
Pinkie is usually happy with short bursts of unhappiness.
I am more 50/50.
If I choose myself, there will be more happiness all around. If I choose Pinkie, there will only be a small increase in overall happiness.
Therefore, I choose myself, as it is the economic choice.
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>>6337248
Dear lord what a poor soul.
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>>6337276
Just take it Pinkie

You need it more than I do
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>>6337206

This.
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>>6337289

>you idiot

How ironic!
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>>6337290
Hell, I don't think I have seen a person with that look period.
Hell, even that hair color.
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First cartoon character you got a boner to?
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>>6337320
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>>6337321
> not kissing_cousins.jpg

I'm proud of you, Anon.
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>>6337283
>idiots on reddit and /co/ think they are responsible for this because they tweeted about it and liked it on facebook
>implying AS wasnt just going to show it anyways but wanted the free advertising
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>>6337313
>spurned by an Ask Tumblr image

It's "spurred," Anon. That's the second time I've seen you make that mistake.
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>>6337327
Well the hair color is just staying true to the pony.
I dont know how you havent seen anyone with that hair cut. I see it everywhere.
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>>6337300
Aw yes.
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>>6337331
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>>6337335
Sent

Sent pls

Spur yourself
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>>6337312
That's because they practice kissing at sleepovers
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>>6337332

C'mon, we both know Babs' first kiss would be with Scootaloo. If you wanna call knocking their faces together during a soccer game "kissing."
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>>6337335
>You will never be spurned by an attractive older pony with gloriously pink hair
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>>6337334
You...you named the file with the contents of a post.
Thats new
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>>6337290
I hate that feel.
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>>6337276
eternal happiness for me and then i give pinkie new eternal happiness by giving her the dick 24/7
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>>6337343
I TRY ALL THE TIME.....
IN THIS INSTITUTION
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>>6337195
Babs Seed is a very confused filly
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>>6337327

you will never

and that's terrible
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>>6337328
Kill me.
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>>6337351
> implying Babs doesn't hope that counts
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>>6337357
>still using short filenames with random numbers
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>>6337309
>Not Cheeselegs
Get a load of this pleb
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>>6337370
No, I think she knows what she wants.
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>>6337370
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>>6337328
The blonde android from DBZ, I had a dream that she asked me to get married, I was sad for days after because it seemed so real
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>>6337362
MWAH!
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>>6337357
thats now i name ever picture i save
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>>6337328
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>>6337370
>>6337384
No, she's probably not cognizant of it yet. That takes some time, and maybe some inklings she likes the "sugar lump rump bump" but unclear why exactly, other than "w-well it means I have friends."

Even she's not really clear why she asks Scoots for more of them every time she comes back to visit.

Seriously this is all bullshit but it's captivating why God why
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>>6337328
At least I didn't become a furry, thoug-OH WAIT.
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>>6337334
I wanted to make a sarcastic reply but I'm just too tired. All that matters is that it's probably not going to be what we're expecting.
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>>6337328
>Hi, I'm your new fetish. I'm about to ruin your entire sexual identity and draw you to question your sanity.
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>>6337384
>"So, Babs, what do you like to do?"
>'Older fillies like you.'
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>>6337387
Krillin pls
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>>6337412
> Implying Roxane wasn't the faintest edge of furry and it's wrong to want her.
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>>6337328
Don't you fucking judge me.
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>>6337386
For a second it looked like AB had some bitching hair.
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>>6337328
I never bonered to cartoons as a child.
But watching Baywatch was a whole different story.
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>>6337408
Well, I'll say that I always knew about sex. My dad explained the mechanics to me before my conscious memory.
HOWEVER I did not know about fetishes and paraphilias as a kid, and what you have described is how I felt about mine as a child.
I assume that's how it would be for kids who don't know about sex.
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>>6337386
Teen AB x MILF Panka where?
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>>6337328
Forever not real.
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>>6337212

>Mane 6 return to Ponyville as sleeper agents
>Chrysalis and a few changelings make a secret hive in Whitetail Wood to make conversion easy
>Rainbow Dash flies happily for her queen, seeing green pulses whenever she closes her eyes
>spots Scootaloo on the ground waving at her
>it's a bit tough to remember, but Dash thinks she recognizes this one and how great a servant she would make
>Lands in front of Scootaloo
>Offers to give Scootaloo a ride on her back
>Scoots accepts
>Dash flies deep into Whitetail, to the hive
>takes a dip down a hidden entrance in a big rotted log
>flies into the queen's chamber
>drops the scared Scootaloo off
>"R-Rainbow Dash, isn't that the changeling who almost took over Equestria?"
>"Yes, but she's good now, and she'll make you feel good too!"
>Chrysalis approaches
>"Don't worry, my child. Come hither."
>Scootaloo is reluctant
>Dash speaks
>"What kiddo, don't you trust me?"
>Scootaloo steps forward, if her hero says it's okay, then everything's fine, r-right?
>Scootaloo looks into Chrysalis's eyes while her horn glows
>The little filly is almost fully taken with the initial pulse
>It's scary, but Dash says it's okay
>another pulse
>Yes..okay.
>Scootaloo smiles
>"Dash was right, this does feel good"
>The pulses suddenly stop, Scootaloo feels cold
>She reaches out to Chrysalis
>"M-more, p-please...I need..."
>Scootaloo feels the warmth again, and she feels so happy that her queen loves her so much.
>She still loves Rainbow Dash, but the loves the queen just a little bit more
>just a little.
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>>6337417
Macro bro?
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>>6337433
Sexiest Tiny Toon.
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>>6337328
I don't think I've ever been made erect by a cartoon. I can't think of any single time...

Hmm... have I missed out on anything?
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>>6337438
>not having the shark-mouth neck on the coat

COME ON NOW
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>>6337417
"Hope you're ready for a lot of awful porn"
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>>6337328
I don't quite recall. It was either Elisa Maza from Gargoyles, or maybe Misty from Pokemon.
>>6337417
I saw that in the /co/ thread.
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>>6337328
>All these suppressed childhood memories
wish I remembered who
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>>6337402
Well have fun with it, I guess
>>6337379
Don't tell me how to post on 4chan
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>>6337417
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Why ;_;
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https://dl.dropbox.com/u/734502/Distribution%202.0.zip
Okay, my [ogg] converter is starting to look better and better. It now does its conversion without making a messy ~50mb temporary file!
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>>6337374
>>6337412
>>6337433
At least you're self-loathing furfags. Much more tolerable than the... other kind.
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>>6337328
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Does anyone have the Paint Tool SAI download link? I just got a new computer and need it. Here is a pony for payment
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>>6337328
Do I win?
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>>6337438
>You will never have a little whale on your head
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>>6337475
specs?
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>>6337475
No

Have this pony as my apology
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>>6337467
>suppressed childhood memories
Oh god.
I dont remember anything before I was 10.
I dont know what happened.
It was probably traumatizing.
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>>6337478
Seth pls
pls
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>>6337478
Seth pls.
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>>6337475
go ask Rose she'll try to help
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>>6337497
>>6337492
mlpg pls.

pls
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>>6337450
When you're finished with this, I'm going to cap it, close my browser, and masturbate.
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>>6337475
>you will never a lanky pony nonsexually
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>>6337467
>>6337485
Eidetic memory basically boils down to obsessive-compulsive behaviors in re-indexing your own memories over and over, culling them in ways that you find useful. It's self-obsession, and it's not particularly healthy.

You really don't want to remember every good AND bad thing that's happened to you in living memory.

Believe me, you just don't.
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>>6337492
>>6337497
>not catching the implication of it being them both
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>>6337475
>>>/rs/paint+tool+Sai
if it's not there, you can check in the archive
it's one of sentenals requested rars
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>>6337100
>2012
>capping like this
Not to be a nosy nelly, but is there a reason you don't use my script? Haven't heard of it?

http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/147520
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>>6337515
Allie Way was a pretty pone
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>>6337328
None you fucking freaks
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>>6337473
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>>6337458
Dude, that's Redline, not AA I thought of him, too, though
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>>6337479
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>>6337408
Or when she wants to share a bed with Apple Bloom whenever she visits. Starts out with innocent snuggling, but Babs's hooves tend to roam in the middle of the night
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>>6337532
what a boring childhood you must have had
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>>6337547
Chistery

Chistery please

No reason to samefag
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>>6337328

I don't remember but the first I seeked out porn of and fapped to was Kim Possible
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>>6337529
Nope, never heard of it.
I'll try it next time.
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>>6337539
IT'S PRETTY HARD TO TELL UNDER THAT MASSIVE HAIRECTION
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>>6337541
> see this
> lip-read "IT HURTS!"

I don't like where this is going. Not at ALL.
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>>6337533
>EVERREADY HARTON.MOV
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>>6337328

Gave me a micro and insertion fetish too. Forever impossible to find well-done in fiction, comics or art and I hate the MLP varieties of it
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>>6337553
>attempting gets in the general
>missing
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>>6337541
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>>6337569
Hot damn
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>>6337532
femanon detected
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>>6337580
>Implying the femanons didnt all get hot over Samurai Jack
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>>6337547

i bet she unconsciously curls her tail around Applebloom's while they, ah, "snuggle".

because of course Babs is a top.
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>>6337569
Betcha can't name the one fetish no one on MLPG has
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>>6337571
>neighborhood
>neigh
oh you.
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>>6337473
that explains your shark fetish MT
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>>6337598
Parasitic uncastration.
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>>6337598
Trans-abdominal frotting
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>>6337598
frotting?
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>>6337580
Holy shit, that IS a cute Panka.
They should have saved her and sent her to me.
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>>6337598
Erotophonophilia.
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>>6337569

There were a few Tinkerbell gifs I saw posted on /v/ that made my dick damn near explode horribly.

I forgot to save them.
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So I just got around to watching season 3, and there's something not quite right about it. Why do the songs suck, why was Sombrero such a non-character, where did the chemistry between the characters go?

Am I just being paranoid or is Faust's lack of input in this season really affecting it?
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>>6337596
> implying she's a top
> implying she's not facing the problem of having two lipstick receptives in the same bed
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>>6337483
It's a surprise early Christmas gift and also >pre-built but it seems pretty nifty so far

http://www.tigerdirect.com/applications/SearchTools/item-details.asp?EdpNo=7007453&CatId=4928 if that helps at all

>>6337528
Thank you anon
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>>6337598
missionay
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>>6337598
Trick question
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>>6337595
>cuts a small tear in his shirt
>rips the entire thing off
Dammit Jack
>>6337596
They just spoon for warmth. Babs is the plushy, big spoon
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>>6337598
Bird fucking.

Just guessing.
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>smelly socks gag in cartoons

I swear there's some guy out there dedicated to giving kids lifelong bizarre fetishes just for kicks, child psychology and imprinting techniques or something, my main guess would be Jews
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>>6337622
it's over anon, the magic is dead, hasbro will drag it on for a few more seasons but the love is already dried up
RIP in peace FiM
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>>6337475

Giddyup

http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?gi41fa2i7r12umi
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>>6337618
A bunch of us want to be killed sexually

I think there is at least one that wants to kill
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>>6337614
>>6337616
mlpg pls stop i can't take it.
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>>6337622
Well, speaking personally, the two-part premier was my absolute all time least favorite episodes of the series.
But I think the rest of the shows have been great.
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>>6337635
I want to fuck a bird, since it is the closest you can get to fucking a dinosaur nowadays
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>>6337598
vagina sex with a normal human girl
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>>6337616
I fucking love frotting

>>6337614
I'm not sure what that is
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>>6337547

>doing that with her cousin

What? Just cos she likes girls, that don't make her no fuckin' freak, Anonymous!

I like thinking Scoots is more her type.
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>>6337641
>but the love is already dried up

there's a changeling joke here
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>>6337635
Do you even Hops?
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>>6337645
Bullshit.
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>>6337450

>Scootaloo calls the other crusaders
>for a meeting, they got to know how happy the queen makes ponies
>Applebloom is busy, only Sweetie comes
>Scootaloo leads Sweetie into Whitetail
>"What's this cool thing about?"
>"You'll see, Sweetie"
>Leads Sweetie down into the hive
>goes down to the throne room
>Sweetie vaguely remembers Chrysalis from the wedding, but she was bored and was playing with a doll most of the time when the adults were talking
>"Just look into her eyes, Sweetie, it feels so good."
>Sweetie does and Chrysalis begins the pulses
>Wave after wave is sent through the little filly's brain
>Chrysalis puts her face really close to Sweetie's to maximize the effect
>Sweetie giggle
>"Hee hee, your eyes look funny!"
>Boops Chrysalis on the nose
>Chrysalis is a little annoyed, touches her horn to Sweetie's forehead to allow direct transmission
>Sweetie suddenly feels dizzy
>and calm
>and sleepy
>she barely hears Scootaloo speak from the fuzziness in her ears
>"Just give in, you'll feel like a million bits!"
>That's not such a bad idea
>Sweetie closes her eyes and begins to fall asleep sitting up
>Chrysalis ends the reprogramming
>"Wake up, new friend"
>Sweetie opens her faintly green eyes
>"Aren't you happy to be my friend?
>Sweetie nods
>"Let's go out and make new friends together. That will make you so happy."
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>>6337633
it begins
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>>6337652
>vagina sex

I think it's funny how you sincerely had to word it like that.
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>>6337539

Who's Redline?

And are we talking about the same AA?
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>>6337671
Do Big Macintosh
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>>6337664

that purple horse has a lumpy face
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>>6337664
9/10 idea 6/10 execution
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>>6337675
get out of here this is how you get
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>>6337664
WHy oil when they have fucking magic
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>>6337662
> implying that experimenting among close family members is uncommon in the very young

It's not the "actually having feelings" crap you get in smut, but it sure happens, like tooling around.

That's not a license to call them 'sexually active' or 'ready,' it just happens. Babs may not even realize what they're 'doing' other than fooling around, maybe in ways that are "naughty".

Besides, it's not weird unless you kiss. Even "babies" know that.
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>>6337656
So alright

Imagine, if you will, one member of a gay couple is massively endowed. As such, during anal penetration, he causes an abdominal bulge.

Y'RUB DICKS THROUGH THE BOTTOM'S ABDOMEN
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>>6337662
What an accusation
She's not into girls, she just shares a bed with her cousin. There cousins, man; get your head out of the gutter
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>>6337671
>>"What's this cool thing about?"

instantly remembered The Lion King
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>>6337671
Please stop.
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>>6337328
Also Ariel
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>>6337678
it's a pretty cool animated movie
I'd offer to stream it, but it really needs to be seen in decent quality because it's very pretty
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>>6337664
BUT THEY HAVE MAGIC

AND THE FUCKING SUN
WHY CAN'T CELESTIA MAGIC UP SOME SOLAR OR BIO-FUELS
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>>6337693
hello /b/fag, why did you decide to come over here
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>>6337671
Please don't stop.
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>>6337707
You lucky fucker, I fiddled myself to Fivel in the bath.

No, I'm not kidding.
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>>6337703
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>>6337664
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>>6337715
She has to control the supply so that other nations don't develop engines
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>>6337703
guys pls
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>>6337598

Reverse-vore vagina belching
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>>6337723
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>>6337569
>>6337620
there is a shoop of this gif where she has a vag and no pants
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>>6337718
what makes you say that mark
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>>6337622
You know, I'm almost used to this trolling. Sure, it drags my heart down every time I read it, but it gives me a moment when I remember where I am: 4chan, the home of Trolling on the Internet.

Bro, deal with your issues with S3 yourself. As for me, I've got ponies to watch.
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>>6337695
I love pointing ponies
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>>6337729
>>6337733
>>6337734
hue
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>>6337699

what's interesting to see is if she grows out of it, or if she lets her branch of the family tree go without water, too.
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DORKS
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>>6337642
BCS please sketch more adorable twilestia :3
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>>6337742
I don't understand; is she pointing or offering her hoof for a shake?
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>All these idiots trying to get doubles
/v/ pls go
investigate mine
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>>6337613
>Cock TF
Pshaw
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>>6337747
Babs has a big sister. It's not like her whole part of the family tree would die out if she didn't have kids.

That's kind of what my parents are betting on. They, uh, might be surprised.
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>>6337742
me too
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>>6337750
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4 sevens say aj is best pony
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>>6337756
She is pointing at best pony
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>>6337776
FUCK

>>6337777
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>>6337632
>human Babs will never be your big spoon
>"One word outta your mouth about my tits and you're a dead man. Got it?!"
>she's flat as a board
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>I never really understood the point of doubles, anyway.
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This thread is out of control. I think I'm going to die before it's over.
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If singles, Fluttershy will not get an episode this season
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inb4 some idiot gets dubs and a few people reply to him
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>>6337786

>"What, I can't even say I like 'em?"
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>>6337775
>>6337776
dang, that was close
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>>6337799
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>Fluttershy will never lick you
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worse than double hitler
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>>6337707
Furry since 1997 here. I remember when there were exactly three nude Gadgets on the Internet. Two were horrifying and bulgy, the third was terrifyingly on-model.
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>>6337793

this thread is

ABSOLUTELY CRAZY
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>>6337810
What a sad reality.
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>>6337786
> silently you reckon how many limbs she'd lob off if you try to make a compliment
> you figure both arms if she thinks you're being sarcastic, at least a finger if she thinks you're being earnest
> Your world is now quiet, quivering fear. Little else.
> "Quit shaking, I'm tryin' to sleep. Silly spoon."
> This did not go as you'd hoped.
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>dubs thread
WELP
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>>6337786
>flat as a board
>not deliciously plush and pillowy to the point they're spilling out on either side of your head when she spoons you
>and to think she used to be teased about having a big ass
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>>6337822
good one but 3 is a better number
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>mfw this thread
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>>6337816
Derpy is so pretty.
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>>6337715
Because Celestia knows that your shitty green tech is shit you fucking hippy.
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>>6337833
you brought this on yourself
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>>6337833
>getting doubles while complaining about them
>becoming part of the problem
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>>6337810
why is the most erotic thing to me in this picture the saddle

that looks comfy as hell
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>>6337833
> hating this thread
The fuck are you on about?
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what the hell are you guys doing
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>>6337801
>"Wh-N-No!"
>she's silently thankful you're unable to see her burning cheeks
>"Just go to bed already!"
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>>6337853
losing the war.
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>>6337816
I haven't lurked for porn back then. I just fapped to the scene where she puts her down into the pool to listen to something and there is only her butt up in the air (it was there like for a few secs, like on purpose). I got incredible hard here.
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I hate dubs. And I hate you all.

Delete throd, butts.
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>>6337850
Would you ride her all day until she could not even carry you anymore and collapses? Would you stay on her even then?
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>>6337866
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>>6337866
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>>6337747
I wonder if Braeburn and Applejack ever went through the same thing
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I think you all need a break from being awake at night.
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>>6337860
I agree
will we get a reference to frotting this season?

>>6337847
Sometimes it just happens
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>>6337872
If singles, I kill myself for making Trixie objective best pony
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What TOTALLY unreasonable demand would you make of Celestia, MLPG?
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>tfw PHN
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>>6337810
>dat upper left
who knew she was a back-door girl?
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>>6337893
stopping doubles 5ever
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>>6337860
What is your favorite pony's favorite amusement park ride?
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>>6337872
look who showed up
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>>6337866
>>6337872
> Trixie is objectively the best pony

But that's not ... Well.

Is she?
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Tess pls stream.

Or offer a convenient excuse
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>>6337741

Its not trolling, I just assumed that mlpg might share my concerns since its one of the few groups who actually appreciate the show for what it is.

I didn't have this problem when season 2 came around, in fact I enjoyed it even more than season 1. This season though, its just 'off', and I'm not entirely sure what it is, was wondering if you guys had narrowed it down to something.

"How do you guys feel about season 3?" is what I want to know.
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>>6337862
I got hard when she swapped heads with Dale. "Hands to yourself, mister!"

I wanted to be Dale in that moment so badly. Cue ten years of transformation fetish
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>>6337671

>Applebloom working in the barn
>Big Mac is in town and Applejack is being really funny, so they sent her to the doctor
>She hears the barn door open
>Sees Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo walk in with a new filly she's never seen before
>"Hi Applebloom," Sweetie and Scoots say in unison
>"Uuh, hi gals. Who's this new filly? Another potential crusader?"
>"No Applebloom," they still say in unison, "she's our new best friend. She wants to be your best friend too."
>Applebloom cautiously approaches the new filly
>"Uh, hi"
>"Hi"
>the filly blinks to reveal green eyes
>Applebloom is startled enough to fall on her rump
>"Wha-what's that?"
>Scootaloo and Sweetie flank Applebloom on either side, making sure she can't run if she tired
>"Just look Applebloom. Look and be happy"
>Enough has entered Applebloom's mind that she has a hard time pulling her gaze away
>Scootaloo presses her hoof on Applebloom's head.
>After all, she had to see how good this was.
>Applebloom tries to protest, but her mind is too mushy at this point to form words
>"Wha-wha...sto..."
>As her body begins to numb, she feels both of her friends kissing her cheeks and gently biting her ear on both sides
>She feels warm, but the warmth spreads throughout her body, making her relaxed and tired
(cont.)
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Guys pls

Pls guys

pony
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>>6337910
Staff reduction and losing sight of what made the show good
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>>6337925

>Sweetie whispers as she gives gentle ear licks
>"So good, obey"
>Applebloom's mouth subconsciously mimics
>"So good...obey"
>It did feel good
>Why was she even resisting?
>Applebloom gasps as Chrysalis finally takes hold fully
>Applebloom was so happy when she looked at her new friend
>just being around her made Applebloom feel better than that one time she won a gold star at school
>and all her friends were happy with her too.
>She liked it when her new friend gave her a lick on the snout
>the new friend spoke, her words were like a song
>"You're mine, little one"
>Applebloom giggled
>She liked belonging to such a good new friend.
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>>6337902
She's got magic, an interesting dynamic of wanting to be the best there ever was, and she travels around with that cute little getup.
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>>6337900
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>>6337928
I love my favorite pony more than you do.
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>>6337908
I'm not Tess at the moment, please try again later.
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>>6337786

I'd post that "human babs" pic that you also seem to be thinking of, but I don't want to get banned again.
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>>6337928
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>>6337894
how did phn take that picture with no reflection? is he a ghost vampire now
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>>6337928
> PONY

Indeed pony

What totally ridiculous Hearth's Warming Eve tradition does Twilight INSIST her family observe every year, MLPG?
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I motion this thread be stricken from the record.
All who agree say aye
All opposed say neigh
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>>6337947
can I be Tess?
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>>6337949
>again
what
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>>6337893
WHEN THE BREAD HITS THE MOON'S EYE
LIKE A BIG PIECE OF ASS

THAT'S AMORE
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here seth I'll read you a storry
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>>6337949
> not just linking it

What are you, gay?
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Give me an ocean topic to research on.
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>>6337949
just a reminder that linking to imgur is fully legal as long as you mark your nsfw
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If pony, pony ponies pony.
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>>6337962
It was a stocky redhead with freckles, all nude. MLPG was enthused.

No idea if anyone saved it.
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>>6337970
Octopus intelligence.
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>>6335731
>>6335817
>>6335904
>>6336388
>>6336781
so are these capped or not?

and why no rarity?
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999
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>>6337970
SEAHORSE REPRODUCTION
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>>6337925
>>6337936

I'm going to have some fucking nightmares tonight.
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>>6337954
why would anyone draw that
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>>6337955
Wearing the ugly, unkempt sweaters Twilight knit for each member of the family during her first year at the castle
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>>6337955
Her family would be grateful just to have her back for that holiday. Or any other holiday.
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Shit son, giant squids are scary
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>>6337979
YES THEY ARE

QUIT STIRRING SHIT CHRYSAFAG

LOOK UP

SCROLL UP

UP NIGGAH UP
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>>6337979
Yes, and I'm not linking to the cap. Read the thread, pleb.
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>>6337970
Thermoclines.
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>>6337970
Deep Sea ecosystems
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>In the city on tuesday
>See 2 people in fur suits talking to some normal people
>They're holding what looks like a donation container
Oh, I guess they're just hippies

>Go in today
>See two people with tails, ears and paws
That's strange

>See a hambeast with ears while getting lunch
>Google "Melbourne furry convention"
>It's going on right now a few hundred meters down the road

I JUST THOUGHT FURRIES DIDN'T EXIST IN AUSTRALIA

YOU FAGGOTS FUCKING CREEP ME OUT
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i have given up on show discussion here. anyone who seriously comes here for show discussion is a fuckken moron.
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>>6337986
why is Rarity so beautiful
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>>6337970
deepest explored regions
alternatively, dolphin rape caves
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>>6337958
oh please, they're been worse
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>>6337954
Does that happen irl?

Does blood rush to the surface of boobs, making them turn red? Or does she just have a sunburn?

I am asking because I am a virgin and will never know for sure.
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Would you a pretty pony with something to hide?
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>>6337857

>you smile and rub the back of her hand before weaving your fingers between hers.
>"Sleep tight, sugar-plum."
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>>6337831

>some girls are top-heavy, some are bottom-heavy
>Babs is both
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>>6337902
>>6337872
What a qt
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>>6337925
hi aspirant
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>>6337910
There has been a moment in every episode that torked me the wrong way; each time, once I realized it, the feeling went away and I was happier than ever to have new pony.

In the Trixie episode, it was Trixie selecting Pinkie's mouth and trashing it. That's a visual symbology that is tied to computing, and the most we've ever seen is vidyagame cabinets in the park, and that nerd pony's robot cutie mark. Yet they don't have TVs.

I bet their big eyes make the flicker and framerate impossible to watch, hence bot-pony's glasses.
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/mlp/ has reached 6.3m posts.

and we've been roughly half of them.

Think about that.
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>>6338005
She used to be my favorite pony, but now she is second.
I wish to brush her mane
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>>6338010
I think it's a porn thing
boobs and butts need glistening highlights
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>>6338018
seth i said bed time NOW!
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>>6338027

the ride never ends
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>>6338019

Lel nope.
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>>6338012
A penis?
Yes
Amazingly hard
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>>6338015
>it's like sinking into a cushy bean bag chair
>she rocks you to sleep with the rising and falling of her body as she breathes
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>>6338027
We need to post fast
>RAPE
>DERPY IS A VERY UGLY PONY
>I WOULD SEX NONSEXUALLY
>BOOP
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>>6338032
Shit
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>>6338042
Are you courteous enough to give her a reacharound? Or is she the one on top?
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my head canon for human babs
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>>6338050
Why not have both?
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>>6338046
>forcing it this hard
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>>6338015
there's a term for people who are both bottom and top heavy
It's "fat"
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>>6338040

It's okay Aspirant. I didn't know you were into this kind of thing.
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>>6338057
gross!
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>>6338057
Your headcanon is dumb
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>Ponies finally get on G4.
I guess that is better then Comedy Central...

I don't agree that the DVD is a rent tho.
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>>6338013
>she's silent for the longest time
>then you hear her whisper the faintest, "Y-You too."
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>>6338057

GR pls.
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>>6338048
walk up stairs and get in your bed mister you have school tomarrow
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>>6337977
God damn.

http://www.evolutionnews.org/2012/11/wrapping_octopu066391.html
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>>6338050
Nothing I'd love more than to feel her in my hand while I fuck her
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>>6338057
>Hurr huge teetays.
You are the same faggot who draws all of your shit like that, arent you?
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>>6338057
fuck 3DPD
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>>6337810
>pone will never lick muh dick
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>>6338078
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>>6338085
Octopi are fucking cool
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>>6338072
I heard it in her ridiculous accent. My heart has become a singularity.
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>>6338057
Disgusting.
That isn't a pony
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>>6338098
>>6338098
inb4 tentical porn
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>>6338085
My favorite part about how smart the octopus is... is that they are so alien. Their brains are completely different than ours. Entirely divergent evolution of the mind.

Our common ancestor had no brain.
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>>6338066
you need to check your albiest privlege asshole. those are natural and she was born that way, she cant help it.
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>>6338088
Any particular pony you'd like to hear sigh and moan as she throbs hotly with every thrust?
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>>6337936
>>6337925
>>6337671
>>6337450

Somebody screencap. My boner needs it.
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>>6338114
Raging Semi already got it done.
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>>6338057

okay. it isn't that the tits are too big. it's that the rest of her is so teeny compared to them.

you need balance, man.
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>>6338088
But anon, you already get that with your Fleshlight.
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>>6337450
>>6337671
>>6337925
>>6337936
any more?
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>>6338115
So they share a link with the rednecks?
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>>6337962

I posted it a few days back, and got banned for three days. Not exactly mental gymnastics here.

>>6337965
>>6337972

>linking
>with no link
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>>6338125
>>6338140
Why can't you just leave?
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>>6338140

I'm too tired.

Might do some more tomorrow. Which pones?
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>>6338130
She needs support. They wouldn't look so weird if she had a bra holding them up
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>>6338057
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>>6338105
>This has been posted every night this week so far
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>>6338045
Human Babs?

She's that weird combo of ginger hair and slightly ethnic skin. Her voice is terrible, she has freckles, and her boobs are flat even though she's a bit pudgy. Her hands are pudgy with stubby but thin fingers. Her little toes are bent in from wearing too-tight shoes all her life, and those nails are painted strawberry sparkle. Her fingernails are bitten short, her haircut is like a boy's.

She's perfect for teasing. There's nothing about her that's instantly attractive. And she knows it. You can tell by the way she looks down whenever someone looks at her.

And even though you know she needs someone, you also don't want to be the one. So you pass her by in the hallway and don't talk to her. You don't join in when the other boys tease her, but you don't help her out either.

One day, Babs is absent. The teacher comes in with a horrified look on her face. You can tell she's been crying.
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>>6338115
Mollusks are completely divergent from all other species
They have blue blood, all other animals have red
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>>6338141
I think he means liberals, anon. He said 'brainless'.
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Someone needs to get Yamino in the IRC.

That would be fun.

Since we can't use PT for entertainment anymore.
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>>6337936
>Big Macintosh is buckin' apples or something
>Caramel runs up and tells him there's something in the forest he's gotta check out
>Macintosh follows him, when he finally catches up he realizes that it's lady Caramel he's following
>It's a common enough mistake that he thinks nothing of it
>It gets a little weirder when pegasus Caramel flies in and gives him a big winghug
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Princest is best cest

Although twincest is pretty good too
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>>6338175
Out. Ain't no reason to be faggin' up the joint with that.
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>>6338184
That- that has FEELINGS in it

FUCK
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>>6337999
AHHHHH WHY DID YOU HAVE TO REMIND ME
>>
For some reason I just remembered that, after Suited For Success aired, people started posting greentexts about how the episode positively affected them in real life, then they felt sad that they had to learn an actual life lesson from a show for little girls.
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>>6338188
>Implying insulting a party that supports gay rights is faggy

Heh.
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>>6338184
I prefer no cest
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>>6338163
I guess every night is horrible
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>>6338200
Bein' gay and bein' a faggot are two separate things, son. Anon was bein' a real Harley-rider.
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>>6337999
HAHA, YOU GOT INFECTED TOO!
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>>6338156
I kinda wanna see the Princesses, but maybe leave that for later... maybe some of the BG ponies? Or the supporting characters like Mac, Cheerilee, etc?
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>>6338198
if that actually happened you should go dig up some archived threads that contain them
that was way before my time so I wouldn't know where to look
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>>6338169
dammit, right in the feels.
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>>6338184

we had a thing a while ago about how incredibly desperate Celestia must have been for a fuck that could keep up with her during Luna's exile.

one of the problems of gods taking on god lovers.
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>>6338212
He said he's tired, bitch-niggah.
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>>6338160
link the tumblr this is from
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>>6338209
>Quoting South Park, a show by conservatives, to support liberals

Heh.
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>>6337947

Tess draw some Trixie X Rarity.
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>>6338169
w-what happened?
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>>6338215
The archive page itself actually makes my browser stop responding forever since it's so big now.
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>>6338224
You realize they've come out and made fun of the "South Park Conservative" blogging bullshit too, right?

They're centrists, dipshit.

Also go to /pol/.
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>>6338160
I can Fix this
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>>6338203
But the last two were great
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>>6338175
Anon, don't be silly.
Liberals are related also, note the lack of spine.
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>>6338219
Yeah I know, he asked which ones he could do tomorrow so that's what I was replying to
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>>6338183
>A few minutes later they're leaving the forest
>They have to go track down big Caramel so that the party can take down Doctor Caramel

at what point do you start using bang notation
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>>6338224
>South Park
>conservatives
Let me laugh even harder.
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>>6338220
If only there was some way to search for an image. That sounds like a cool idea Google could do.

Oh man, what if 4chan integrated it too? You could just click on a link and get a list of links to other sites that have the image!

Too bad none of that is real.
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>>6337936
Hey, I just realized: You forgot Rarity.
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>>6338236
10/10
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resistance is futile, just let yourself go, don't think, just BE
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>>6338236
U N F
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tfw PHN has gone Hollywood
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>>6338229
You're not allowed out by the swingset while the ambulance is there. You have to find out when your mom and dad hug you tight just during the evening news. They're crying too.
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>>6338224
>South Park
>conservatives
If anything they're libertarians, though they make fun of everything so much that you can't really use them to support any political stance.
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>>6338169
>>6338229
>>6338260
> WHY SO MANY FEELS, BRO?!

Fucking smalltime.
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>>6338249
>Oh man, what if 4chan integrated it too? You could just click on a link and get a list of links to other sites that have the image!
Wait, what? How?
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>>6338259
>dat Rarity
I own two pieces of merch that are hidden away from all eyes.
I would buy that in heart beat and put it on the desk.
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>>6338232
>Not running a 64 bit browser
do you even waterfox


any idea what I should be searching for?
how long after the episode did this happen?
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>>6338272
Seriously.
If these saps get feely at THAT they are fucking pathetic.
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>>6338283
mootchanX has Google image search built in.

Check the box, click the G next to the image.
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>>6338272
y u mock my writing? iz so real and edgy.
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>>6338284
It's a custom.
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>>6338259
Why isn't Rarity covered in seamen?
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>>6338272
>>6338297
>teen suicide isn't worth feels
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>>6338300
>tfw this actually ha[[ened at your school
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>>6338308
Why would Rarity be covered in semen?
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>>6338259
Rarity would never let her tail get into such awful condition
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>>6338236
10/10
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Hey guys what's going on in this thread?
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>>6338294
why do you ask
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>>6338308
PHN has lady parts, anon
I think
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Dash is a cunt
Rarity is a slut
Pinkie is a retard
Twilight is a DORK
Applejack is a hick
Fluttershy is a nice pony
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>>6338302
Does it turn into a fine smoking implement?
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>>6338302
but pretty
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>>6338314
your school was 2edgy
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>>6338160
Those look fake.
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>>6338318
HORSEFUCKERY
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>>6338313
> TEEN SUICIDE, WHY YOU NO CARE?!

It's a shitty OOC humanisation Silly-Puttied to mean whatever Xanga bullshit you want it to. It's not Babs any more. Even if it were, it's a cartoon horse.

Get a fucking grip.
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>>6338325
It's too bad many people around here don't recognize her as best pony.
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>>6338318
Friends having a fun time together!
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>>6338333
EVERY TIME WITH YOU PEOPLE
>>6338325
yes
yes
kinda
adorkable*
pretty much
autist*
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>>6338323
Because I want to see if any tripfriends said retarded things I can publicly mock them for
It seems like everyone used a tripcode back then
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>that fucking DT greentext last night
We're on a roll.
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>>6338284
McDonalds Rarity from February 2011.
>rolling up to McD's in your 2005 Impala and ordering a Happy Meal
>the person on the drive-thru headphones asks "boy or girl"
>you had to sell the car
>you had to say the spaghetti stains were blood
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>>6338341
Because shes not
Lets put it to a vote
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>>6338328
You could even call it straight-edge.
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>>6338349
eh?
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>>6338329
ugh disgusting why are boobs and vaginas so gross. get that shit out of here no one likes it

amirite fellas
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Any new shitposts?
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>>6338357
Yeah, bro. Firm average penis master race.
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>>6338350
>not buying four meals and acting like you are buying them for you family
;_;
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>>6338352
She is
And I'm the king of MLPG
and this isn't a democracy
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>>6338362
DYERTT?
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>>6338315

it's a, uh

it's a facial treatment

yeah

for her skin and complexion and shit
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>>6338352
purple hoars gets my voat
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>>6338349
...did anyone cap it?
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>>6338352
Nope
She is by far the worst
>>
anyone got that one pic GR did of Babs?
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>>6338349
All I saw was the faun and the knight.
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>>6338352
I'll raise you one AJ.
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What would you do if your favorite pone had a tooty booty?
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>>6338375
> implying certain compounds from semen aren't being used in cosmetics after it being found they're some of the most easily absorbed forms
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>>6338383
Yes
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>>6338390
but fluttershy already does
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>>6338352
I vote for the one true god of Equestria
Derpy
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>>6338380
We have an extensive archive, so we don't always cap things. Just look back at yesterday's posts.

You mean the "Diamond Tiara tells you what to get Silver Spoon for Christmas" series, right?
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>>6338368
>Not buying a dozen McChickens
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>>6338390
I don't see how this could be possible
Fluttershy isn't my favorite
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>>6338352
AJ is best. She's even got a trophy.
Fluttershy is worst.
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>>6338400
anon you can't vote for OCs in this competition
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>>6338324
You will never join PHN as she changes jobs constantly.
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>>6338400
>cardboard
>not felt
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>>6338368
My conversation:
>can I get the pink one? "she" doesn't want duplicates
get pone
get to car
open bag
CHEERILEE
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>>6338400
> implying that costume doesn't make Rarity want to fuck Pinkie silly
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>>6338412
wowee wow cheerilee is one the of greatest ponies of all time i have no idea how it is even possible to be disappointed by such a turn of events
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>>6338342
Oh boy I can do that!
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>>6338412
>Sad about getting teacher pone
Come on dawg.
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Which pony has coaxed the most loads from you?
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>50pc nuggets for 9.99 is back at mcdonalds
>i was excited

i wish i wasnt such an american
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>>6338236
I fix'd it more
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>>6338438
Twilight, and by Twilight I mean none of them because I don't jack off to horses.
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>>6338441
My dick can't take much more of this.
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>>6338438
Twilight
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>>6338441
... Why am I aroused?
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>>6338441
Fucking hell
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>>6338438
I don't keep a running total, but Shining Armor and generic Royal Guards have performing well as of late
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>>6338441
Holy unf, Batman!
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>>6338438
Sad Sack
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>>6338440
Ronnie pls
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>>6338397
Give it here
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>>6338441
>i am aroused by this

someone please kill me
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>>6338440
good lard
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>>6338452
probably cause those are some grade a tits
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>>6338385

Did anyone cap them? Those are fun - but I wish we had more stories about them going places and doing stuff.
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>>6338441

waifu of the year all years

truly i have seen the face of God
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>>6338233
You're confused. It's just that conservativism has the truth on its side, so it SEEMS centrist.
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>>6338459
>you will never cheer him up with a thorough blowjob
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>>6338349

>rape kissing
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>>6338456

does that mean Shining that the guardsmen together?
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>>6338475
> hurr blur blur I'm going to stick words in their mouths when they straight up told them "south park conservatism" was fucking stupid

Wow
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>>6338438
probably Twilight, though she's always with one or more of her friends
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>>6338401

We don't have a reliable way to search it, though. And that archive is pretty goddamn big.
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>>6338469
I don't know if anyone did, but it was fun watching those two bounce the story between one another.

I want them to run into stories of this shit at some point in their travels.
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>>6338390
I'd do my duty of plugging that tooty booty with my cock/face
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>>6338475
Until we start saying that taxing the rich will make them fire people to keep their profits steady. It's like we're the bad guys for even saying it.
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>>6338438
If I had to guess it'd be a close count between Twilight and the humanfucker.
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>>6338492
It was last night. CTRL+F "DT" or "rape kiss" and you'll find it, maybe "Christmas."

It's not very difficult.
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>>6338487
No, actually
almost never
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>>6338475
>conservativism has the truth on its side
Just like reality has a liberal bias, right?
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>>6338504
So Tiwlight and Twilight?
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>>6338462
Oh, I don't have it
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>>6338479
;_;
I'll never the next best thing either
>>
I want /pol/ to leave
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>>6338441
saved to my milkboobs folder
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>>6338438
Fluttershy, I always think of her sitting on my face
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>>6338514
I'm pretty sure that's the opposite of what I said.
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>>6338511
> manufacturing sleights, generating endless repetitions of outrage

Every conservative ever
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>>6338495
And if you chose the latter, what if her toots pushed into your nose and mouth and filled up your lungs?
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>>6338523
I want /po/ to visit
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>>6338521
It's scary that we have Conservatives in this place of all places.
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>>6338438
Pinkie likes to cheer me up. A different Pinkie every time, usually. Last night was no-mouth for the first time. She wanted comfort sex. Not quite tulpa level; she only shows up for clop.
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>>6338509

Then you do it.
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>>6338518
And that is?
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>>6338438
Either Red Ribbon or Chrysalis
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>>6338499
But the rich are already doing that, and have been for years.
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>>6338525
I'm saying that what you said sounds just as retarded as the liberals who say what I said.

Nothing in politics is objectively truthful or false, right or wrong, etc.
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>>6338542
> confused_tripfag_feeds_the_pigeons.gif
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>>6338528
It's too late to salvage, lib. I caught you in your hypocrisy so openly that even you can't deny you didn't do it. The argument is over. I've won.

You condemned sticking words in the mouth of another, while fabricating a quote to stick in mine. You condemn yourself, I agree that you must be condemned, we all agree you lose.

Go and stew in that for a while.
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>>6338537
You're the one that wants them. Go do it, lazy bean.
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>>6338530
I'd be delighted to be breathing in my favorite pony's hot fresh toots straight from the source. I'd breathe deep and relish the scent.
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>>6338547
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>>6338513

oh, you should try it.

nothing like hearing that surfer idiot begging for more cocks to pump his ass.
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>>6338552
> you, you and you
> must all be the same poster
> shitting up a cartoon pony thread, crowning yourself

Not the guy.

You are THIS fucking dumb right now.
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>>6338552
>>6338528
>>6338511
>>6338490
>>6338475
These are so much fun to read in Muscle Man's voice. Add squeals at the end as appropriate.
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>>6338534
>implying Rarity isn't an Ayn Rand fan: Generosity on MY terms, not because of your NEEDS
>implying Applejack isn't the very symbol of the family farmer who has to sell half the farm to pay the estate taxes
>implying Rainbow Dash isn't a union gal for life
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>>6338538
The person whose OC Sad Sack is
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>>6338558

>Go do it, lazy bean
>lazy bean

If you weren't a dude I would totally fuck you.
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>>6338534
Even scarier that we aren't all conservatives, though I'm sure all of the most disgusting anthrofags are the liberal scum.
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>>6338523
I need someone to add in a horn, some wings and a horsekini
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>>6338572
> implying Chistery is actually a man
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>>6338575
change it to the milkmare pony
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>>6338561
Are they okay with pumping their toots right down your nose or are they a little bashful about it?
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>>6338542
>Hur, I don't know how capitalism works.
>All the CEO's of the world are the modern Sheriff of Nottingham!
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>>6338573
So are you socially conservative too?

I guess all the fetish talk really must anger you if you are, how do you stand it?
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>>6338580
funfact: i jacked off to chistery when i thought she actually was a man
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>>6338575
this is now the mascot of /mlp/
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>>6338575
oh god

i can't hold out much longer
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>>6338586
I know just fine how capitalism 'works', and it's a broken system. The rich get richer, the poor get poorer.
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https://dl.dropbox.com/u/39518350/AnotherBabsSeedTake.mp3

I'm struggling to really make Babs Seed its own unique piece... and part of me is really tempted to just say "fuck it" and go generic. Hell, even the first chunk of the riff is an homage to my remix of Singing Telegram, which was also generic.

Fuckin'... serves me right for trying to do Ponybeat in Finals Weeks running on little sleep? Let me know if there's anything to salvage from this one or if it's a bust through and through.
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>>6338566
Don't try to slink away. All your shame was displayed in a single post. Read it again, here!

>>6338490

Though you're so far to the left, I am sure you're covering your eyes as tightly as you can, in full-denial mode, in hopes of drowning out logic. Reality is a harsh mistress, eh? Well, for people like you, anyway.
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>>6338600
Deaf I'm being very candid here-

Take it to /pol/. This is not your personal blog.
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>>6338575
what is happening in this thread?
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>>6338607
real art in the making
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>>6338568
>imagining this
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>>6338586
>implying corporate profits haven't shot up the past few years
>implying any of that has been passed down to the workers
>implying they haven't just been firing as many people as possible
>>
Fine, here.

Start with this.
http://arch.413chan.net/mlp6314171.html#p6314547
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>>6338462
>>6338517
*sigh*

I threw out the colors because they didn't look nice. Maybe I should just sketch out the lines and throw in some soft coloring
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>>6338573
Hah! 1997fur here, with amputation fetish and Tea Party votes.

I'm also a Christian.
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>>6338607
/pol/ is invading

report all of them, maybe it'll work
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>>6338602
You can do it Euro!
If there's anyone I trust to never let me down it's you.
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>>6338592
John 8:7
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>>6338607
Discussion of non-pony things.

Anybody remember that tweet from Andrea and Big Mac's VA talking about how we should look forward to their work together? Or something like that.

Anybody have any theories for that, based on the episode titles and synopses we have?
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>>6338515
Twilight is only interested in studying you non-sexually, especially if you're the only one who somehow fucking phased into the universe out of nowhere.
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>>6338603
You don't get it, do you?

I'm not the guy you're fighting. You're putting a Burger King crown on your head and screeching in the middle of the food court.

You sound like either a jackass or someone "just pretending to be retarded" "for the lulz."
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>>6338602
Before I forget, the current intro is just a placeholder.
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>>6338600
It's a broken system that made America a super power.
Look at what glorious communism is doing to it.

Or trying to do.

And if you say "But Bush did it!" I will sigh and agree.
Because he acted just like the idiot in charge is now.
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>>6338607

/pol/ and their usual faggotry.
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>>6338622
You best be finishing that Babs booty butt.
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>>6338582
I don't know what colors that pony has so I did this instead
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>>6338622

>you will never feel those curves pressed up against you
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>>6338600
No, the rich get richer and the poor get cheaper goods at Wal-Mart and the dollar store, functionally raising their standard of living.
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>>6336660
the best ship is friendship
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>>6338640
yellowish
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>>6338593
I - wai-

WHAT?
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>>6338632
>saging
>after the bump limit
Why?
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>>6338646
>No, the rich get richer and the poor get more worthless garbage at Wal-Mart
FTFY
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>>6338653
it was back when that pinkie and dash story you never finished was popular
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>>6338646
>Implying a mixed system isn't the best
Ever been Switzerland?
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>>6338618
I hope you know how silly that sounds. You're demonizing business leaders to the point where you'd think all they want to do is fire people. Doesn't it make you wonder why they hired all those people in the first place? For people who seem to profit so much off of firing poor, innocent workers, how'd they end up with so many poor, innocent workers in the first place?

Companies hire people to make a profit. Growing employee bases are needed to grow profits. You can't grow margins while firing. Firing only eases economic falls -- it never uplifts.
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>>6338646
Oh no, don't use logic at him, I think he works like Ross to good art.
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>>6338656
It's a polite sage so that he doesn't "bump" his own post. Like you said it doesn't matter but it's a polite gesture and you should stop being such a faget
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>>6338634
Let me rephrase, then. Unregulated capitalism is a broken system. Any system without proper regulation would be broken.

>>6338646
Standard of living is also affected by access to healthcare.
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>>6338602
link's not working broski
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>>6338628
S3E11: Dragonshyer
When a Pinkie/Dash prank backfires, it's up to Big Macintosh to talk the scared beast into taking the cure.
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>>6338669
to be fair, they both need to stop being fagets and just make out or something
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>>6338678
come here anon
gimmie a lil' smooch
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>>6338673
And unsustainable access to healthcare bankrupts nations. And additional bureaucracy makes healthcare more expensive.
>>
>Snarky Bastard in a DA:O thread
As if it wasn't jarring enough seeing you useless namefags outside of this thread, but you have to share my waifu too
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>>6338673
Well no shit unregulated anything is bad.
But a tax is not a regulation!
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>>6338673
Deaf, what board do you think you're posting on right now? I'm very curious to know.
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>>6338676

go to bed Ryder
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>>6338704
Shh, Anon...
It's funny watching him dig.
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>>6338628
Yeah, they're doing new episodes of Sonic Underground together. Nothing pony related.
>>
I actually had to report like half of the thread just now, and Deaf just keeps piling it on like the retard we all know he is or can be.

I hate you all so much some times.
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>>6338583
She'd be hesitant and a bit shy at first but would grow on her. She'd start to love pressing her plump rear into your face, her puffy donut puckering against your nose.
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>>6338699
>Spotting Nanaki in /v/
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>>6338645
I put her in a baggy jacket because I honestly couldn't decide what size her breasts should be.
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>>6338710
>new episodes of Sonic Underground
You're kidding.
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>>6338708
IRON MAN DON'T NEED NO BED!
>>
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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>>6338699

>waifuing anyone from DA:O

Why? How?
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>>6338698
I can tell. It's almost like you drew the same 5 characters you've drawn the past few months... oh wait.
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>>6338710
>Sonic Underground
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>>6338704
/mlp/, unfortunately. I miss having these threads on /co/.
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DO YOU THINK PONIES ARE CUTE

I QUITE LIKE THEM

I BET A FEW OF YOU MUST TOO

POST CUTEST PICTURE YOU CAN FIND
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>>6338664
But what would possess you to jack off to a fanfiction author on the Internet? Like at all?
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>>6338733
She has cute toots
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>>6338493

They're fun personalities - a motor-mouthed kid who wants to see the world and a stoic, mysterious knight who already has.
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>>6338717
Do you always let her fill your lungs or do you sometimes just open your mouth and let her hot toot roll in through your nostrils and out across your tongue?
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>>6338676
Give it another shot? It should be working just fine.
>>6338656
I don't keep track of how many posts there are, so I tend to sage automatically even if it's not going to do much. Force of habit, I suppose.
>>6338626
Ghghghghhhhhghhh I'll do my best for you! May I never break that trust.
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>>6338733
but they're all always cute all the time
how am I supposed to rank them when they're all the best
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>>6338725
You’ve got to be kidding me. I’ve been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It’s just common sense.
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>>6338695
B-but it will be different here because America just has to apologize for its sins and it will become glorious nation like brother China!
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>>6338733
This is one of my very cutest!
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I hope you all have a healthy and restful sleep tonight.
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>>6338733
Yes.
Me too.
Of course, why else would we be in MLPG?

Here.
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>>6338699

oh, how dear of you! thank you, sooooo much!
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>>6338737
PROGRESS
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>>6338745
please tell me you're going to finish this one
or at least ink it or something
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>>6338748
Thank you. I feel you were right in your notion that you too have been further even more decided to use even need to go look do more as anypony ever has. I assume that on that basis when I also have been as far to reall even decided to do more like I am been further than decided.
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>>6338726

>not falling in love with Shale
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>>6338733
I deleted my pony folder because I decided I wasn't ever going to come back to these threads, so I don't have much of a selection.

But I really like this picture a lot. It's 2cute. I would read a fic about this.
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>>6338721
I maintain that she's flat-chested
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>>6338731
That's right. So shut the fuck up about politics you colossal fuckup
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>>6338731
"Like" this if you think MLPG was better before it got popular
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>>6338111
Sh...shut up!
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HARD WORK and GUTS

Gunbuster and Diebuster are legendary in my book
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>>6338713
>had to report
you could always just ignore it
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>>6338760
>putting effort into things that isn't snails or his penis
>SB
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>>6338752
I find it kind of sad that Springer could not net any real bronies and had to find the crackheads in the alley to improv.
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>>6338764
Then why are you here?
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>>6338757
GOD DAMNIT I JUST NEED TO GET RID OF THESE GIFTS
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Oh shit! Is Ika spammer really back?!

>terse
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>>6338752
if bronies ever reach complete saturation then the world shall end
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>>6338698
>>6338745

Nice.
I wanted to send you a book recommendation through tumblr, but I thought that would annoy you, since I'm pretty sure you don't care, so lemme do it anon over here.

If you have some time, you might want to read Richard Sennet's "The Craftsman". It concentrates on how and why people make things and learn things by doing; obsession, motivation; and whatnot. It's kind of historical/sociological work, but it reads well and you might find a couple of passages quite uplifting. It's not very thick, and I got through it in two afternoons.
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>>6338722
absolutely i am kidding

that show has not existed for 12 years. why would it be back now?

>>6338733
cutest pic i have
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>>6338774
i think its hilarious
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>>6338771
Ross pls go.
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>>6338775
The same reason everyone is here.

No escape.
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>>6338765
With slightly puffy nipples?
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>>6338789
>spoler
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>>6338776

just like the nug
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>>6338713
>tfw you hit your report limit for the day
Fuck this shit
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>>6338789
I wasn't expecting a Star Trek level comeback, but shit, it's not like worse ideas haven't been greenlit.
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>>6338789
what the fuck is wrong with that horse
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Which pone would you most want to hold close?
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>>6338792
>even if that was ross he wouldn't be wrong
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>>6338806
> The final image has her laying out a thick yeasty shit

I've grown to expect this of you, MLPG.
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>>6338770
Do both you faggot. Ignore AND report
Ignore. AND. report.
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>>6338756
we trot now?
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>>6338807
hayseed turniptruck
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>>6338815
By definition, reporting is not ignoring.
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>>6338807
Twilurt
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>>6338718
>spotting nathan in /k/
It's a horrifying experience
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>>6338790
Just imagine if they fell for it and he had a gaggle of real bronies in that episode.
Just try to think about it.

Think about that one sassy black woman. Yes that large, loud one.
Oh man, she is getting SO irate!
Oh look, they are all looking at the ground, almost in unison.
Wait, what's this?
OH MY GOD THE BURDENED IS CHARGING OFF THE STAGE AT HER!
CUT TO COMMERCIAL CUT TO COMMERCIAL, OH THE HUMANITY!
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>>6338806

that would be best if she was touching herself.
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>>6338821
He means 'don't respond, just report.'

How much of a colossal faggot can you be?
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>>6338821
Ignore in the sense that you don't respond to it.
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>>6338735
i liked your stories and thought you were a nice person
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>>6338818
Moving ponies are best ponies.
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>>6338764
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>>6338827
>spotting Ross in /co/ and sentenal in /v/
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So hey anyone want to play Dota 2? My friend isn't feeling up to it and yes, you're my fallback.

Pathetic
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>>6338830
Then he should have said that, you douching fuckbucket.
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>>6338802
True. Like every Total Drama show ever. But realistically, if Sonic Underground were to come back, it would be in the comic book.

i just caught myself writing that sentence so very full of autism i must excuse myself from this place goodbye
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>>6338818
>"Why ahm I runnin like this?"
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>>6338840
I like it when the little horses move like real horses.

It makes me smile.
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pony
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>>6338844
I would but it's 4am
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>>6338830
>>6338838
ignoring would mean you don't pay any attention to posts you don't like instead of bothering some mod about them
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>>6338699
>>6338718
>>6338827
>Krabb spotting and calling me out via my voice alone in a vocaroo thread
Spooky
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>>6338771
>>6338810
I'll just leave then. Sorry.
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>>6338844
yes but I'm awful
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>>6338806
That's nice.
Also, The Tao of Pooh by Benjamin Hoff might be something for you. It might help you put your mind at ease. I dunno.
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>>6338850
Too bad the animators are lazy
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>>6338844
I would but playing with trench shitters is no fun
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>>6338849
>ahm
>phonetically typing accents
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>>6338850
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I called it
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>>6338857
Mewball in charge of correct lance placements
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>>6338853
Are you always this dense?
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>>6338866
I knew it would get at least one of you.
Yes I hate it too.

Unless it's something like a deer.
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How many times has /pol/ invaded this place?

How many times has 'cultural degeneracy' appeared in the archives?
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>>6338871
Is...is that .gif unedited? Because it looks awful
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Here's a sleepy pony before I go to bed
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>>6338871
You're going to do WHAT to Juice!?
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>>6338880
>that feel when the Redwall books trained you to be able to read heavily accented text
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>>6338875

>that splotch of no paint

so what that pony's special talent is being brown?
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>>6338883
Have you ever considered that maybe /pol/ isn't invading?

Maybe MLPG really is just full of crazy liberal extremists.
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>>6338887
le epic namefag comedy ^^
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>>6338884
I honestly have no idea.

>>6338888
We niggas now.
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>>6338871
>"Destroy.Destroy"
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>>6338891
its a potato
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>>6338877
Rainbow Dash is wearing a European model of jousting equipment
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>>6338888

burr aye.
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Can't settle for less
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Horsecocks or marecunts?
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lyra is a nice pony
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>>6338879
explain how I'm wrong

if you're spending time reporting something, you're not ignoring it since ignoring it means you just don't care
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>>6338891
No it's a splotch of emptiness. His talent is nothing. NOTHING

FOREVER

He's just so painfully mediocre and average at everything that he will never have a special talent to call his own.
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>>6338902
So her special talent is playing pianos filled with flames
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>>6338909
i'm not gay though
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>>6338909
Why not both?
But not at the same time.
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>>6338909
why not both
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>>6338888
>Make note of books to purchase.

Can't be a writefag without getting my shit in gear.
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>>6338909

I CAN'T BE EXPECTED TO CHOOSE BETWEEN THEM
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>>6338909
>marecunts
Literally the worst portmanteau I've ever heard. Maregina has been one-upped
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>>6338909
I choose human because IM not a fucking sicko
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>>6338880

That's because whoever writes the deer doesn't go overboard with it.
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>>6338815
Euro if you're still here, Might I make a suggestion?
Work on your damn Finals man.
But seriously, the 00:25-00:37 is fine. The underlying beat (pardon my musical ignorance and idiocy, it's 4 AM) is too "pingy'(?). That might attribute to the genericness.
Regardless of my uneducated opinion, if one guy can make this work, it's you.
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>>6338909
Big horsecocks in my anus.
I'm not gay though
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>>6338909
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>>6338916
Maybe his special talent is the void?

He gets sent in to get rid of stuff.
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>>6338915
..would it make you feel any better if I said "Don't respond, just report" next time?
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>>6338913
Bonbon is a mean pony.
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>>6338909
horsecocks in marecunts
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>>6338935

>>6338602
Emphasis on the idiocy.
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Is anyone else making holiday blingees?
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>>6338922
>>6338923
That's what I said!
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>>6338938
like OP's fagatry
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>>6338941
Link was broken for me, too
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>>6338892
>crazy liberal extremists.
Uh

>>6338175
>>6338224
>>6338475
>>6338511
>>6338603
>>6338552

Looks like they have their counterparts.

Also nice troll. Try it softer, Ponyboy.
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>>6338922
>>6338923
>>6338937
>>6338952

y'all niggas are curazy yo
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>>6338941
Ah it's working now. Gimmie a tick
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Is it time?
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All joking aside, are there people in MLPG who seriously want to fuck horses? I get becoming enamored with greentext and stories and shit, or appealing to your existing fetishes, but that's obviously not the same.

Are there seriously those of you who, given the opportunity -- let's say, a consenting farmer lets you use his stock -- would actually fuck it?
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>>6338939
not really, since I don't see any reason to report

if you don't like something, just ignore it unless it's blatantly against the rules
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>>6338983
Stop taking shit on 4chan seriously
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>>6338983
I only want to fuck cartoon horses
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>>6338936

>being the town bicycle for all the stallions
>treating at least four of them at any one time
>filled and covered in their juices
>but as long as dicks aren't touching, it's not gay; it's just some bros blowing off steam together

>then, one day, they hold you down
>the most well-endowed stallion of them all straddles you
>he slowly lowers his dangling horsecock down to your crotch
>you know what's about to happen, but you can't fight it
>your dicks touch
>yes homo
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>>6338941
>>6338963

Maybe it's just me because I'm always bad at connecting the tunes of songs, but I don't know that it sounds a whole lot like Babs Seed
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>>6338983
>would
So naive. So innocent.
I envy you
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>>6338983
No just ponies with big juicy marecunts
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>>6338949
No worries, we've all made that mistake at least once. I answered your post in the newest General. >>6339002
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>>6339005
How big and juicy?
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>>6338983
You fucking new here something?
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>>6339010
Most people are probably joking, like >>6338993
said
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>>6339009
About the correct size for their petite bodies
maybe a little larger
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>>6339019
most, maybe
but not all
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>>6339023
So >wink wink.png is too large? Or just the right size?
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>>6339031
That's about right. Maybe it gets larger the more aroused they are
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>>6339067
Would you purposely tease them until their engorged folds were squelching loudly with every forceful wink?
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>>6339086
ummmm...
y-yes
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>>6339129
And once they were begging you to spread their thick lips wide and rut them hard, would you do it knowing full well that those puffy lips would clench and milk you as hard as they could?
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>>6339150
stop it anon pls it'll never happen why do you torture me so
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>>6339175
Just relax and make believe.

She needs you to take this terrible heat away. It's all she can think about and it's driving her crazy!
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>>6339200
I want to help her anon I really do
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>>6339267
So tell me how? Do you ease in slow or take her hard and fast? Are you gentle or do you give her tail a little tug as you pound away?
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>>6339279
I... I.. I want the the first time to be nice and gentle... But... But I suppose if she really needs it I couldn't say no to a rough pounding
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>>6339294
It's all up to you. If you choose to slide it in nice and slow she'll whimper and gasp as you ease into her swollen nethers, gripping you hard and guiding you in with every wink. When you're hilted she'll shudder and exhale, her breathy voice softly thanking you and asking for you to keep going.
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>>6339406
Oh my, well I can't say no to a request like that. Maybe I can turn her around though? So I can see her face
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>>6339485
When you twist around inside her she squeals and clamps down as her lips kiss and suckle at your base until she's panting hard and looking you in the eye. Her face is red and her mane is in disarray as she lightly grinds her hips against yours, her forelegs curling adorably against her chest as she softly begs you to continue.
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>>6339508
Well then I grip her legs and give her what she wants. Maybe steal a kiss or two while she's out of it
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>>6339556
Steal? She'd glady give those away, her moans into your lips drowning out the lewd squelches of your slow, purposeful thrusts. She wants everything you've got to offer, and her winks grow harder with each passing moment. You can tell how close she is, how badly she needs you to push her over the edge again and again until you deem fit to unload deep within her and make her tremble and cry in pleasure.
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>>6339576
W-well good thing I've been practicing my endurance then. It would just be plain rude to finish before her. I guess I'll speed up and maybe play with her clit a bit, see if that gives her what she wants
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>>6339655
The moment your finger graces her clit she squeals and writhes against you, her fluttering clenches and deluge of slick juices signaling her messy climax. Moaning your name, she begs you to keep it up, to work through her orgasm and to not stop pounding her until you fill her up with your seed. Her back legs twitch as she grinds her hips to yours and grips you tightly, her swollen lips making little sucking noises as she slurps on your shaft.
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>>6339680
Best pick up the pace a bit more then. I'll cum when she's passing out.
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>>6339789
As you thrust harder and faster her breathing quickens until she's moaning and panting in time with your rapid pounding, gasping out her need to feel you throb inside her between breaths. As you feel yourself getting close you softly warn her and she squeals again, clamping down erratically as she tosses her head back and starts shaking. When you finally cum inside her you can see the exact moment her mind goes, her body trembling as she blacks out for a moment, her winks milking your spurting cock and prolonging your own orgasm.

But now that she's sated, will you stay with her? Will she come to alone or with you still buried deep inside her, holding her close and gently kissing her face?
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>>6339828
Of course I'm staying with her. I get a glass of water so's I'll be hydrated enough in case she needs to go again and the biggest blanket I can find and snuggle up next to her after throwing it over the both of us.
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>>6339853
And if she softly asks that you slide back inside and let her feel you filling her as she drifts off to sleep, will you indulge her?
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>>6339877
Of course I will. I'll even get myself fully hard again so she feels as full as possible.
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>>6339900
Then as she nuzzles into your neck she'll thank you sincerely and wink softly around you as she basks in her afterglow and the warm coziness of the blanket atop you both.

After a few minutes she'll whisper that if you need to cum again she'll let you fuck her as many times as you'd like. Given the rutting you gave her it's the least she could do. If you want she'd even slip off of you and slide under the covers so you could feel her other lips slide down your shaft.
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>>6339917
O-Oh my. I've never had such a giving lover before. I wonder what it would be like with her on top
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>>6339968
Are you suggesting she roll on top of you underneath that blanket and softly grind herself against your hips, gasping lightly as her marecunt swells with arousal around you? Or perhaps her sitting up and letting the blanket fall around her flanks, sitting on your pelvis with your cock buried deep inside as she bounces up and down, squelching loudly as her fat lips kiss your groin?
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>>6339988
Oh my they both sound so nice. I doubt her heat is relieved all that much so I think maybe the rougher might be the better choice
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>>6340021
Would you put your hands on her cutie marks as she rode your cock, moaning loudly as she winked and ground herself into you? Every bounce would get her lips thickening until she was at full size again, her swollen nethers gripping you tightly as she thrust herself against you over and over. You'd have the perfect angle to see her blushing face contort in pleasure as she built herself to another messy climax and groaned how good it felt to have you so deep inside her.
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>>6340054
Oh yes. And stroke her smooth flank, maybe pull her tail a little bit. i-if she's into that
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>>6340132
The little tugs on her tail would certainly make her cry out, each firm yank translating into a series of desperate clenches as she winked forcefully around your cock. Pausing to regain her breath she'd continue bouncing a little harder until her swollen vulva was slamming into you rapidly, her grunting with exertion getting louder as she clenched her eyes shut and begged you to cum again. Her rippling folds would show her protracted climax was hovering right on the edge of her losing consciousness again, needing the feeling of your seed spurting within her to send her crumbling atop you, writhing as she'd black out once more and cling to you softly as she milked out your load.
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>>6340185
Alright, for the last stroke I pull her down as hard as I can so I'm slamming as deep into her as physically possible While she's cumming I pull her tail and pinch her clit from time to time to extend the orgasm
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>>6340243
As you thrust deep into her she cries out loudly, her scream of pleasure strangling slightly as you squeeze her clit and pull her tail. She shudders and spasms atop you, her sex gripping your spurting cock as you flood her depths. Minutes pass as she teeters on your hips, her world nothing but your hand on her tail, your fingers pinching her clit and your cock throbbing inside her. Eventually she collapses, breathless and unconscious atop you, her body still quaking as her plush, velvety lips continue to milk you even as you go soft within her.

And with that I must give you my leave. I hope you enjoyed this - and that you 'enjoy' it later~
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>>6340272
I did enjoy that, maybe a bit too much.
See you in the next life.
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>>6340320
Happy fapping. <3


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