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Old Thread: >>6189041

>~11hrs 30min Till new pone

Optimistic thread go!
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>>6192643
What the fuck is wrong with their necks?
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>>6192651

Hahahaha boop
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>>6192643
JESUS CHRIST I SOMEHOW FORGOT ABOUT NEW PONE IN JUST A FEW HOURS
OH GOD I'M EXCITED
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>>6192651
Is it already sunday? Thank god I missed the shitstorm.
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>>6192643
PONE PONE PONE

Optimism, though?

No, bro

No
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Adventure!
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>>6192652
>Hasbro LA empieza la segunda temporada con la boda real solo para vender mas juguetes de Cadance

Ahora que lo pienso, tiene algo de sentido.
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>>6192652
Van a empezar con la boda en serio?
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>>6192701
He's speaking in tongues again
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>>6192701
Dooks is Mexico really like how it is portrayed in Breaking Bad?
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>>6192701
Discord es mejor closer que la boda.
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>>6192662
They're rubbernecking!
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>>6192691
will there really be a shitstorm
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>>6192701
scoot porfis habla in ingles
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>>6192739
Yes.
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>you will never S-Link with Pinkie Pie
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>>6192726
No lo habia visto de ese modo.
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>>6192739
Probably
Although I hope in vain that there isn't
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can someone please suck my small greasy dick??!!?!?
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>>6192701
Yo uso el traductor de google para que pueda espiar maricones
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>Photo Finish will never show up again
>you will never hear that accent again
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>>6192716
Someone bring the holy water.

>>6192724
I haven't seen Breaking Bad, I'm starting it tonight, I've just seen the part where Bonfire shows up.

>>6192726
Tienes razon, hubiera preferido que Discord fuera el final de la S2.
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>>6192739
It's inevitable.
Even if it's the greatest episode of all time, the fact that Trixie is appearing means that people will watch it just to find something to complain about her.
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>>6192701

>Gravity Falls se estrenó en México un mes después de que se estrenó en E.U

>a MLP le tomó mas de un año para estrenar el primer episodio en latino america
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>>6192771
LMJ absolutely losing his shit and posting all his throatfucking fantasies concerning Photo Finish is probably the one time I actually agreed with his ideas.
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>>6192724
No
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>>6192773
> watching Breaking Bad

Prepare for disappointment.
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>>6192773
The revving intensifies scene? That shit had me in stitches, god damn
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i need fat dick like something awful...
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>>6192724
google Mexico City and go to images, see it by yourself
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I'M READY FOR IRONIC ADVENTURES IN AUTISM

BECAUSE I'VE DOWNLOADED PESTERCHUM

HAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK
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>>6192792
I have no idea what you're talking about
But I like the sound of Photo Finish throatfucking
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Spaniards!

Surely you can answer me this

Why is it so life-affirming to see humanised Lyra and Bon-Bon?
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Woah when did I click into MLPG: Mexico
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>>6192790
Because GF is better than MLP.
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>>6192758
Uhhh... to queero... um... no hable... Sweetie Belle... mucho es bueno? Si?
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Fuck it's been a while since I've actually been able to watch the new episodes live.
Joowz still streams them, right?
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>>6192790
Gravity fals no es para niñas de 5 años
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>>6192812
Because hips
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>>6192790
>Disney
>Discovery Kids

Hay una gran diferencia cumpa.
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>>6192812
Second best Lyrabon pic, after the "WE'VE JUST HAVE SEX!" one.
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http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1519886?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee

MURDERHORSE.
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>>6192812
Because it panders to your personally held political opinions
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>>6192819
Countdown:
http://mlpg.co/countdown/

Streams:
http://www.justin.tv/mlpgco
http://ponykart.net/mlpg/
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>>6192816

if Gravity Falls is so good, why is not airing?

checkmate

christians: 1

atheists: 0
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>tfw no marshmallow horse to drain your balls dry with their soft prehensile lips and tongues and squishy marshmallow mouths

seriously, ponies have the perfect anatomy for sucking cock, they could roll that tongue all around your cockhead and dickhole while sucking like a hoover
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>>6192812
Oh gosh look how much taller she is...
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>>6192856
I'm not in the mood for /pol/, fuckass.
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Congratulations, MLPG! You're a winner!

Here's your medal.
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>>6192790
Se supone que Disney graba el doblaje en ingles y español al mismo tiempo, para que este disponible via SAP en estados unidos porque lolmulticulturalismo.

Ni idea por que se esperaron un mes para estrenarlo.

>>6192797
Is it that bad?

>>6192799
Yeah that one!
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>>6192864
Wait a few hours.
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>>6192864
They have tiny little tongues and wide muzzles
hardly good for fellatio
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>>6192864
>dat extreme vaginal muscular control
Seriously, pones are made for full sexual.
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>>6192878
>Is it that bad?
No, actually. Even Terse acknowledges it is as good as the praise it receives claims
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>>6192874
Then stop trying to instigate same-sex marriage discussion
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>>6192879
oh shit
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>>6192884
Finally, the thread got interesting.
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>>6192831
> hips
That's one reason, sure!

>>6192850
Neat. Do you have it?

>>6192856
> it PANDERS
There's that word again.

>>6192868
Yeah, a height differential makes for an interesting image. It really helps the whole craning
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>>6192829

Cierto, pero MLP es para machos de verdad.

>>6192847

Pero aún así es ridículo que les tomara tanto tiempo, los mismo con S2.
Si no se hubieran tardado tanto no habrían tenido que empezar con la boda.
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>>6192864
>You will never be a cuddly little pony
>You will never discover the deliciously salty treat that lies within your human's nuts
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>>6192852
pls play
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>>6192884

>>6192883
watch that video of the horse blowing a guy, it sucks cock like a pro
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>>6192905
>your human

ponies collect humans?
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>>6192884
>>6192900
You know how Apple Bloom can write using a pencil in her mouth?

Yeah.
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>>6192905
>Pinkie Pie will never play with your balls nonsexually
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>>6192913
yes
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>>6192911
play what
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>>6192904
>Pero aún así es ridículo que les tomara tanto tiempo, los mismo con S2.

Yo creo que comenzaron a trabajar en el doblaje tarde porque no se esperaban el éxito "mundial" que al final tuvo FiM, probablemente no estaba en sus planes transmitirla en Latinoamerica.
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>>6192904
discovery kids dejo de ser bueno hace como 10 años, ademas el problema es que aqui no lo convirtieron en the Hub y sigue siendo un canal para preescolares
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>>6192903
>There's that word again.
uh, yeah. Sometimes people use words
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>>6192895
> any and all discussion of any gay couple means let's bring up gay marriage

You've been on here too long.

This is a coupling of personhorses in a fictional setting, so it barely applies - and moreover not all of us are Americans banging rocks together on same sex marriage versus civil unions versus gay adoption.

More to the point, if someone DID end up bringing that up in discussion, how and why are you gatekeeper of MLPG?

> mfw we have a Zuul too
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>>6192934
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>>6192934
Pandering is now a banned word apparently, just like uses of the words "we, you people" etc
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Guys

What if this whole time, instead of us being preoccupied over a cartoon of magic talking ponies, we are in fact just products of their imagination and they spend much of their free time talking about us?
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>>6192942
GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE AND GIVE ME THE GEMS
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>>6192934
Sorry, it's unfair to not bring in context - maybe you weren't here for the BRONY PANDERING shit-flinging surrounding the Trixie episode.

> pandering is like Peewee's Secret Word tonight.
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>>6192952
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>>6192904
>MLP
>machos de verdad
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>>6192921
>you will never casually fist her, elbow-deep as you watch TV shows on the couch
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>>6192972
>no Applejack

Ha

Haha
Haha

HA HA HA HA
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>>6192952
> what if we're all a squirrel's dream

That smacks of solipsism.
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>>6192938
>our Zuul is Ross
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>>6192972
SOON
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>>6192972
>Princesses everywhere

I love it
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>>6192974
Como se dice "papist" en Español?
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>>6192989
If the show ever goes the route of princesses all over the place having tea parties then I'll be sad
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>>6192927
>Yo creo que comenzaron a trabajar en el doblaje tarde porque no se esperaban el éxito "mundial" que al final tuvo FiM, probablemente no estaba en sus planes transmitirla en Latinoamerica.

Jajajaja, si, probablemente algo así fué lo que pasó.
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>>6192852
2more2ever
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Which pony has the most machismo?
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>>6192938
>>6192986
Hmm.

If Ross is our Zuul, who are our Gatekeeper and Keymaster respectively?

> ... image related?
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>>6192995
Its funny, the only pony we've ever really seen to do much tea parties is Celestia, who is a princes

And also Fluttershy, who is not
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>>6192995
>Implying it won't go the route of princesses all over the place waging wars against evil empires and various mythological creatures
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>>6192989
>>6192995
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>>6192915
Like that scene where the girl ties a knot in a cherry stem with her tongue in Twin Peaks?
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>>6192980

>AJ is doomed to live as an inferior soil pony
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>>6193030
I really like the idea of Luna cosplaying for fun.
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>>6192972
Oh China, you so crazy.

>>6192987
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>>6192915
But so can Scootaloo and Sweeite Belle.

... And most of the ponies.

Oh shit.

SHIT JUST GOT REAL
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>>6193036
that fucking suit
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>>6193036
ded aj
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>>6193052
...
nope
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>>6193036
She's a good pony as she is.
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>>6193036
She can live with it.
She a faithful and strong pone.
She will ride like the wind.
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>>6193049
>I really like the idea of Luna cosplaying for fun.

OH GOD I UNDERSTAND THAT PIC NOW FUCK MY SHIT
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>TFW you suck at CIV games but enjoy them anyway
I wonder if there is a pony mod...
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>>6193058
Consider: there's that video floating around of that guy getting a blowjob from a horse.

Consider: not only the CMC could be adept at equine-human mouth love.

Consider: this is exactly the sort of thing I expected to come up in conversation here in MLPG.
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That vid of the horse blowing a guy is on the first page of the 7chan beast board, just a headsup
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>>6193070
there is a pony mod for Victoria 2
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>>6192884
Pone is able to rape you
>applejack lets you put it in her ass
>backs up, rams you into the wall
>uses her muscular front hoofes to keep ramming you over and over
>nothing you can do to stop her.
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>>6193064
Dude
Look at their fucking cutie marks
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>>6192972

What if seaponies was the Season 4 premiere?
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>>6192852
seriously, two slots left.
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1519886?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
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>>6193063
>>6193036
I DON'T THINK SHE LIKES SYNTHPOP
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>>6193070
http://steamcommunity.com/workshop/filedetails/?id=86579582
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>>6192974

Algún problema, maricon?

Solo un hombre que esta seguro de su masculinidad no tiene miedo de disfrutar coloridos caballos miniatura.
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>>6193079

>implying I wouldn't be raping AJ

Also how goes the comic? I trust that it's purely nonsexual?.
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>>6193082
Yeah it's not like I ever paid too much attention to it I feel so embarrassed.
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>>6193077
i've never heard of anonfiles before
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>>6193076
>tfw Equestria isn't real and you'll never get a mindblowing blowjob from a cartoon horse
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>>6193088
>tfw finally a episode in the sea
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>>6193096
accepta que eres puto y que te gusta que te empujen los frijoles, no tienen nada de malo
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>All of Twilights alicorn friends are here
>and Applejack is here, too!
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>>6193079
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i just want to smell a girl

sniff her body all over
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I kinda hope Trixie turns out to not be a total douche bag. I just like redeemed characters, it's a weakness of mine. It's why I like Luna so much.
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>>6193088
I bet there would be a lot of shipping
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>>6193096
>implying you aren't over compensating
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>>6193124
girls smell like guys
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>>6193109
It's legit, kinda slow though

Virustotal.com is a great site for scanning stuff, it uses like 30 different AV program to scan it, really useful
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>>6193106
wishful thinking
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>>6193113
...I don't want to know what's in that taco, do I.
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>>6193133
Did you ever finish that Night/Day guard comic?
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>>6193110
>implying Equestria isn't real
Nigga do you even multiverse theory?
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>>6193138
It's blue corn filling
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>>6193128
some smell worse than others
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>>6193143
It doesn't matter.
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>>6193138
feesh.
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>>6193128
No they don't
My lady leaves her smell on my bed and I don't like it because it somehow overpowers my man smell
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>>6193153
Nothing matters.
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>>6193143
I hope I live to see mind uploading become a reality, that'd be fucking ABAP
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>>6193113
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>>6193157
Why is this so funny to read
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on a scale of 1 to as fuck how cautiously optimistic are you about tomorrow's newpone
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>>6193138

It's a choco taco.

anyone got the colored version?
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>>6193157
>that feel
She wore my favourite cardigan and now it smells of her. I had to wash it - not out of distaste but because it didn't smell right
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>>6193183
I'm not watching it.
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>>6193127

i'm not compensating for anything

>>6193113

anon, deja de proyectarte.
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>>6193154

IS A FEESH TACO SHAPED LIKE A FEESH?
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>>6193183
Don't give a shit about it or Trixie herself.
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>>6193183
canterlot wedding wins because it has best queen
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>>6193133
Fistfull winking
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>seated blowjob
>it's actually real

I think I need to take a break from this site
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>>6193113
>y que te gusta que te empujen los frijoles
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>>6193093
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Como te llamas?

And that's the full extent of my understanding of the Spanish language
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>>6193079
You're hot as fuck for a horsefucking sexual deviant, I've seen you in your vids
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>>6193213
>they drive by their own house

whut
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>>6193225
¡No me digas!
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>>6193190
>tfw you like the smell of another person on your clothes
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>>6193202
Then why are you here?
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BR?
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>>6193231
The door is different! It has like a window.
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>>6193225
>not being semi fluent in Spanish
>2012

tu estupido marricon
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derpy es una pony muy fea
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>>6193225
>They put every single hoofed animal in the show except from Llamas, alpacas and camels
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>>6191576
I did my late-night shopping for breakfast for tomorrow.

>I'm going to have to do, like, a million push-ups to compensate for the fat, sugar, and flour.
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>>6193225
>llamas
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>>6193224
What about shoegaze?
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>>6193230
He has vids? I've only seen those two /soc/ pics of him pre-bulk
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>>6193209
What is 'it'?
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>>6192044
Capped because holy shit my sides hurt from reading that
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>>6193193
yo acepto la realidad, soy un maricon por que me gustan las caricaturas de caballitos coloridos para niñas, por que te cuesta tanto aceptarlo? Ser homosexual no tienen nada de malo amigo.
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>>6193248
blame the cool murkan school system which fails to prioritize foreign language because the Republifags think it's a U.N. plot to undermine our sovereignty
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>>6193183
Dude, that "deleting Pinkie's snout" gag is all I needed.
I'm pretty fucking optimistic about this episode.
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>>6193252
>single hoofed animal
Llamas, alpacas, and camels are even-toed ungulates.
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fumar mota todos los días guey
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>>6193248
I'm kinda hoping that Scoots episode doesn't kill that fanon
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>>6193264
>las caricaturas de caballitos coloridos para niñas

I KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS
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>>6193248
>Marricon
I don't speak alemán
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>>6193142
wip
>>6193205
i laughed.
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>>6193261
A vid of a horse blowing a guy, and it swallows his cum
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>>6193248
>amiga
>compadre

THEY KNOW
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>>6193283
IT MEANS UR GAY
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>>6193272
>you now realize that pinkie can not breathe
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>>6193279
pero 'apa solo tengo 6
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>>6193264
Pero es diferente ser maricón que ser homosexual, anón.
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>>6193285
Chrysalis has pretty eyes
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>>6193299
420 PRENDELO!
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>>6193283
¿My pequeño pony no es un programa para niñitas?
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>>6193258
that setup literally contains every pedal I own and more.
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>>6193281
If anything she'll say goodbye to her (offscreen) parents in legit spanish before scooting off to the campsite.
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>>6193297
>implying chaos goddesses need oxygen
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>>6193297
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>>6193209
>not having the jan's videos too
I'm sure someone still has the torrent. I recommend everyone to watch them so that you may abandon horsefucking forever
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Yo no se
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>>6193303
chryslis has pretty everything
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>>6193299
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>>6193301
Then what is the difference fagget
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>>6193266
>(insert political party here) is ruining the world!
I don't know where you are but my school taught Spanish.
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GUISO CRUDO, LE TEMES APPLEBLOOM?
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>>6193320
I have the rar, I'll post it in the 7chan thread
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non capisco niente qui dentro
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Me gusta huevos rancheros

uh

Donde esta la biblioteca

uh

Felize Navidad

uh

Christiano Ronaldo
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>tfw inking while drinking
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>>6193266
My school required me to take a foreign language, and I'm from the US.

What are you talking about?
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>>6193292
i liked the way sweetie said "bosom buddies"
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>>6193258
Wow, and I thought Dave Konopka had a big setup.
That's just insane.
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>>6193301
son la misma chingadera
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>>6193303
Yeah, you know I can't think of one thing I don't like about Chrysalis.
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>>6193356
>MESSI >MESSI >MESSI >MESSI >MESSI >MESSI >MESSI >MESSI >MESSI >MESSI >MESSI >MESSI >MESSI >MESSI >MESSI >MESSI >MESSI >MESSI >MESSI >MESSI >MESSI >MESSI >MESSI >MESSI >MESSI >MESSI
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>>6193356
>Christiano Ronaldo
Yo amo a Cristiano Ronaldo-sama
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>>6193373
Her dialogue was kinda gay.
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>>6193387
>actually liking Christiano Ronaldo

You're an ugly pony.
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>>6193360
>tfw inking on the sketch layer
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>>6193387
>Derpy con una camisa del Real Madrid
week has been done
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Reggie
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>>6193395
I like Miroslav Klose
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>>6193373
Not even her ovipositor?
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>>6193395
she thinks Cristiano is fat Ronaldo
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>>6193411
>cunt destroyer
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>>6193402
>tfw
I haven't done that in a month tho
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yeah, straight out the fucking dungeons of rap
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>>6193414
The eggs would just be destroyed by the stomach acid.
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>>6193373
I can't think of one thing I DO like about her.
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>>6193402
You know, that's an easy fix when you use "levels" and pick up the sketch's colour with the white colour dropper.
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episode leaked
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>>6193423
da fuq
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>>6193387
Niggu pls
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EL TACO POR PA VORE

SINCO DEMYO, BURRITO!
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What if my waifu horse is not actually my waifu, but they are the real ones and I'm the waifu?
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>>6193395
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>>6193441
Uh huh.
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>>6193442
Airbag under the seat
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>>6193433
No problem
She'll do it for you
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>>6193441
The AFrican-American to whom I am currently referring and/or pointing.
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fsshhhhhhhhhhh....
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>>6193441
I SWEAR TO GOD ANON, DON'T FUCK WITH ME
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>>6193230
It doesn't take much to get fit. All I do is lift for an hour for 2 days, take third off and repeat. So I only spend about 6 hours a week.
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>>6193461
>no fun allowed
GET THE MATCHES AND DEODORANTS
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>>6193461
that metallic wah-wah-wah noise you get when you huff duster is fucking crazy
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>>6193467
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2012/11/anon-says-episode-leaked.html
It's true
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>>6193453
I would honestly like that Pinkie pillow, but I bet the graphic fabric is really scritchy and makes an unpleasant noise when it brushes against stiff fabric
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>>6193472
can I have some of your everything
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>>6193472
>two day week
>not three with rest days in between (alternatively cardio if you want to cut and not have a heart attack)
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>>6193457
>Chrysalis uses her magic to manipulate you into thinking about her and loving her more than anything, and she feeds on you daily
>You no longer care for anything but to serve your beautiful, wonderful queen
UNF
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>>6193472
What's your routine? Gonna start SS in a month when I'm all recovered form surgery
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>mfw
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>>6193079
>See a particularly stressed, panting AJ
>Eyes light up when she sees you
>She tells you she's been having trouble getting something out of the barn and you're just tall enough to reach it
>Follow her into the barn, watching her tail flick every couple of steps
>Bolts the door shut behind you
>Tells you to grab a lamp near the wall
>She watches as you stretch up and try to grab it
>When you turn your back to the wall, you notice she's marching straight toward you
>Bites right at your beltline, tearing your pants off your body
>Before you have time to protest, she spins around and pins you to the wall with her ass.
>"Ssshhhhhh... easy, boy... easy..."
>Slowly lifts her tail up, letting it run up along your cock until it's completely raised
>Rubs her hot vulva against your hardening shaft until your breathing becomes shallow
>Her rearlegs jitter as she spreads, trembling from arousal
>She arches her back and moves her hips, trying to slide the head of your penis inside of her
>"Just keep quiet an we'll both walk away happy, ya got it?"
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>>6193446
I'd eat Sweetie's taco.
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>>6193402
>tfw turning down the opacity on the sketch layer so it's immeadiately obvious when you start inking on it
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>>6193457
Pic related. Hasbro ripped off hamsteak.
>tfw homestuck +ponyfag
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>>6193497
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>>6192643
life sucks and we should all just pull a Mitchell Henderson
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>>6193448
solo lo odian por que es guapo, rico y buen futbolista
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Guys please. I really feel I'm on the edge of going off the deep end and going full brony over Pinkie Pie

Please MLPG, help me. Tell me all the reasons why she is terrible and I shouldnt like her so much
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>>6193521
También es un pésimo compañero, engreído, enojón y terrible persona dentro del campo de juego.
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>>6193529
She doesn't. She's pretty good.
If anything, she can be annoying at times
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>>6193492
A good line of thought
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>>6193518
HER HAIRCUT CHANGED TOO

HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THIS UNTIL NOW
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>>6193529
It's too late, it's only a matter of time before she's deepthroating you to the hilt in your dreams
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So I finally decided to catch up on S3(haven't been here since September)

>mfw

The premier was meh(why would you sing about something that already fucking happened, Shinning Armor and Cadence doing fuck all again or what the fuck Sombra), though it had it's decent moments, like Spike getting a mural and some of the main six scenes.

And One Bad Seed was dull, shit even the song wasn't really that good. The only thing it had going for it was the CMC being adorable.

And Trixie is getting an episode now? Fucking hell.

At least Too Many Pinkies was great and the upcoming Scootaloo and Dash episodes do sound good.

And was the comic at least decent?
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>>6193520
who's that and how did he go
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>>6193537
cule pls
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>>6193529
slut-tines
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>>6193529
She often shows up to lend nothing to the plot and just to make random jokes.

She's a walking Family Guy manatee joke.
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>>6193537
>las barcelocas en serio piensan esto
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>>6193551
Hello commanderjesus
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>>6193557
He lost an iPod and became an hero
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>>6193572
Eres de Mexico, Xieril?
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>>6193551
Your opinions fit in without any interference.
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>>6193551
Comic was about what I expected, but I thought it was going to be pretty good.
It wasn't anything truly spectacular, but easily worth the read, and I look forward to the rest of the issues.
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>>6193551
The comic was great. And we have seaponies book to look forward to.
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>>6193551
>TMP was great
first episode I genuinely disliked
very few redeeming moments
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>>6193502
u-unf
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>>6193582
Oh fuck

I just had an ED flashback
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Salgo por diez minutos a comprar tacos al pastor y cuando vuelvo este lugar esta lleno de asquerosos mexicanos
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>>6193569
>using South Park references
>to make fun of Family Guy
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>>6193558
>>6193572
Prove me wrong.
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>>6193537
mientras tanto el humilde
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>>6193529
>Liking ponies
>Full brony
Anon, what the fuck are you doing. Just enjoy your favorite pony like any other horsefucker.
Pinkie's a good choice, too.
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>>6193502
FUCK
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>>6193583
Nah, Guatemala.
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>>6193595
You are everything what is wrong with this world.
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>>6193570
...I'm not normally a fan of garter belts, but...
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>>6193557
he killed himself because he lost his ipod
i think hes the father of the term an hero
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>>6193490
sure. i sent you some magical motivation to start stuff.
>>6193491
Nah it's winter so no cardio for now. Just straight up bulk.
>>6193495
2 diff muscle groups on each day and legs on day 2. SS is pretty good as long as you dont go too nuts with the calorie intake.
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>>6193631
>not a fan of garter belts

are you

i

are you fucking serious right now
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>>6193609
I only used it because apparently the FG writers have co-opted that gag to refer to the flashback gags.
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>>6193502
No, I don't want this!
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>>6193600
what's going on in her crotch area
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>>6193658
give me the butter
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>>6193589
>>6193591
Well that's good to hear. Might pick it up later.

And what's this about a book?
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>>6193658
>not wanting that
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>>6193662
Penis.
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>>6193635
He is.
There was a MySpace (yeah, this story's fucking old) page in dedication to him, and it was spammed with trolls. One of his friends wrote a poem about him, except English wasn't her native language. She called him "an hero" in one of the lines.
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>>6193551
>Dull
>Song wasn't that good
>Implying tomorrow's episode won't be hilarious

Don't make me shiggy diggy
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Twilight = best + purplest pone

Everything purple is good, purple weed, purple candy, purple shirts
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>>6193651
Yeah, kinda. I dunno, they never do anything for me.
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Twilight and I rarely ever drink, but we decided to get a big bottle of Crispin hard cider to share to celebrate the harvest season and Thanksgiving. The result, 3/4 of the way through the bottle, was about half an hour of
Me: "Who's my little pony?"
Twilight : "I'm your little pony!"
followed by mutal blushing, giggling, and kissing

http://www.redlightponyville.com/forums/showthread.php?tid=510&page=4
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YOUR OPINION IS SHIT
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>>6193640

hey tiara

how do you feel about your video with over 3 million moneys.......i mean views
>>
I'M FILLED WITH
WANDERLUST
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>>6193520
Way to not be dated, anon.
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>>6193694
How disappointing.
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>>6193640
>tfw leg day
Fuck

FUCK
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>>6193713
what about purple dicks
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>>6193616
But I'm sure I'm over doing it! This cant be right!

So many time I catch myself imagining paying fun games with her and tussling her super curly mane
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>>6193722
im jealous
wish I knew flash, like, I can draw, but I want to make fun porny flashes and stuff
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>>6193722
Pretty damn good and i'm working on many more things to further increase my view count. Although if i knew that vid would've gotten so many god damn views i would've spent more than 5 hours on it.
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>>6193718
stop
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>>6193595

good thing you are a minority
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>>6193738

Shit, lots of people want that.

It's when you start constantly complaining about how it isn't real that you cross the line
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>>6193713
Well best pony, and human, has purple hair so.
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>>6193529
brony – noun

   A fan of the animated television series My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

This has been Rosanne, your guide to the world of facts
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>>6193651
I've never really understood any powerful attraction to a type of clothing.
Yeah, some things are attractive, but not because of the clothing.

Although I do like corset piercings, but I think thats a separate thing.
>>
i'm sorry
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>>6193720
How would a non unicorn even eat a peanut? How would they get the shell off without breaking the nut?

Or would they just eat the shell and all, like a filthy animal?
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>>6193718
>3/4 bottle of hard cider

what a lightweight
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>>6193718
At the time of taking that picture I believe it was Eminem - My Name Is VS Beck - Loser Awkward
We were over at Octavia's house with Me, Twiley, him, and one of his friends playing Rock Band and DJ Hero. While she doesn't have the necessary digits to play the guitar or drums, and both were a bit large and cumbersome to try and manipulate magically, the turntable seemed like a good fit for her. For not having played before Twilight was surprisingly good!
My Little DJ
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>>6193766
Best filly has purple hair
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>>6193781
they would just eat the entire nut without bothering to break the shell.
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>>6193781
They probably squeeze them between their hooves and the nut squirts out into their mouth, like a cartoon banana.
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>>6193777
stop apologizing
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>>6193745

does youtube pays you extra money for videos with shitload of views?
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>>6193812
sorry
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>>6193794
That she does
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>>6193794
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>>6193800
I'd let a pony squirt their banana in my mouth
if you catch my drift
;)
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>>6192850
>Second best Lyrabon pic, after the "WE'VE JUST HAVE SEX!" one.

... Link?
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>>6193718
>>6193793
U wot
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>>6193595
Wow.
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>>6193819
It all depends on keywords/content/advertisers but yes massive view vids propegate themselves since they are linked to everything and in return give you more views. I'm making about 100-140$ a day now so about 3k a month.
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>>6193827
>>6193830
my niggas
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Worst episode ever was the first one
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>>6193827
>>6193794
But can we have two best fillies?
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>>6193718
>>6193793
>twifags
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Applejack is best pony
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>>6193844
fuck man that's more than I make a week your making per single day ;_;
and you're just having fun doing ponies...
>>
The revenue for youtube isn't great IIRC, unless you market yourself by selling t-shirts, linking to affiliate programs, etc. Amazon's affiliate program works great for me, I own an ethnobotanical company, and I have a picture of a coffee grinder for grinding herbs linked with my amazon affiliate link. Whenever someone clicks your link, they have a cookie that lasts 24 hours, and you get part of the revenue for any item they buy on Amazon, even if it's not the one you linked.
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>>6193876
indeed
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>>6193876
The S1 pilot?

Yes. Correct.
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>>6193879

I think that one's broken
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>>6193843
>that image

Thank you based anon
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>>6193879
Why is AJ melting?
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>>6193844
Wow, talk about a nice chunk of spare change. Congrats!
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>>6193827
BEEP BEEP BEEP
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>>6193877
Is Scootaloo actually two ponies?
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>>6193878
that's not fair
he's not a twifag, he's like, a plushophil
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>>6193629
>Rainbow Dash tries dispersing her farts
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>>6193879
Why is she melting?
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>>6193844
God damn, I'm jelly as fuck. What are you doing with all that money?
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>>6193844

most of the comments in that video are people complaining that it's related to everything
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>>6193879
You alright there, AJ?
You're not looking so good...
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>>6193879
Someone give that poor pony some water
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>>6193897
>>6193915
because she's 2hot
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wake up
see this

what do
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>>6193844
I'M GONNA FILTER YOU NOW BECAUSE OF CRUSHING JEALOUSY
I'M ANNOUNCING IT SO ANONS MAY JUDGE ME AS THEY SEE FIT
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MLPG

MLPG PLS

HOW MANY MARES DOES THE AVERAGE STALLION GET IN PONYVILLE

I NEED TO KNOW THIS FOR REASONS
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>>6193890
>>6193891
>worst episodes
>written by Lauren Faust

Coincidence?
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>>6193825
Anta baka?
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>>6193934
Of course.
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>>6193934
GG draw AJ trying to drink from a trough and dissolving
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>>6193942

Per day?
Per hour?
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>>6193938
embrace full-blown pyschosis and live on taxpayers in ignorant bliss for the rest of my life
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I am excited for magical horse tommorow
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>>6193938
Jesus Christ what is this green cat doing in my room?
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>>6193942
SEVERAL
I DON'T KNOW THE EXACT NUMBER THOUGH
I DON'T KNOW THAT ANYONE HAS RUN POPULATION NUMBERS FOR PONYVILLE THOUGH
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>>6193844
Hmm.

I guess it's time to form a media empire / a little cottage industry, so to say.
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>>6193938

aaanthropology!
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>>6193943
All interviews confirm that all the shit ideas in the show can be traced back to her. ALL OF THEM.
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>>6193844
You ever thought of getting someone to promote you? I can get you a ton of views and likes running a few bots, then use xrumer to push your google ranking up
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>>6193962
Per day, surely.

Look at that fucking swag shirt.

He's drowning in bitches.
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>>6193938
I lick her feets
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>>6193993
but

but i liked the deer idea
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>>6193975
Why haven't amoral scientists bred/engineered technicolor pets yet?

I would own the fuck out of some seafoam green cats

and I'm not even particularly fond of cats
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>>6193993
>Standard mammalian reproduction
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>>6193974
Me too
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>>6194013
>Liking Faust

Brony pls go
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> this whole fucking thread
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>>6194007
>anthro

nigga pls
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gosh she's not melting she's just sweating okay
sometimes ponies just work too hard and need to cool down
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>>6194015

If that technology actually gets involved, it'd probably mean that humans could change skin color.
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>>6193993
Like having a Big Mac episode?

or the scrapped pony adopted by a deer?
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>>6193830
i wish she would leap into my arms
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> eye rape
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>>6194013
I liked her Apple parents are ded idea
Also Scootaloo is a cripple is pretty interesting
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>>6193887

RayWilliamJonson does all of that even though i think he doesn't need to considering how many views he gets

>>6193844

how much money do you think that RWJ is making just from youtube?
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>>6194039

*invented
>>
http://www.redlightponyville.com/forums/showthread.php?tid=319

How do you get the jizz out of their hair?
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>>6194039
I was figuring it would be more of a during gestation thing

I wonder if it would become fashionable to match your skin to your outfit?
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QUICK MLPG

WHO IS BEST HORSE in the Brady Bunch?
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>>6194062
expert parenting
>>
I know you're not real

But I love you and wish you were
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>>6194062
>tara is a fart fag
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>>6194031
Why does Pinkie have an orange condom hanging out from her mouth?
Is her tongue a cock?
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>>6193938
Fill her with my seed.
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>>6194062
> FARTS
I wonder if he's really a lurker on MLPG.
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>>6194063
Which pony goes and lives in the attic so he can have creepy sex with his adopted sister?
NOT THAT ONE
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>>6194063
>dat everything
hnnnngh
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>>6194015
>amoral scientists

that's a thing of fiction

scientists are angels among men
>>
Jesus Christ.

It's December.
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>>6194078
well she really does like to shit up the place
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>>6194082
>he's
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>>6194020
All we got from that is tons of extra freaky fandom shit that makes everyone who watches the show get weird glances from other people.

It made everything worse.
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>>6194063
>Pig tails Pinky

Oh golly!
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>>6194079
Why wouldn't it be a cock?
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>>6194079
hoh god
i would so make out with dick-tongue pinkie
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>>6193885
it's never too late too start dude. i could barely draw a stick figure a year ago.
>>6193905
>>6193919
just bought some pc stuff, 2 new gpus, 2 120hz screens, rest to savings, intuous 5 to draw, rest to savings.
>>6193923
yea and i let them. if people fight each other they come back for more which gives more views. its a tactic i picked up from macsoldier.
>>6193939
sorry.
>>6193997
no need. my vids are getting auto featured on youtube so its getting massive views anyway,
>>6194050
>RWJ
hes partnered with RPM so after they take a cut to let him use copyrighted footage id say around 350k to 4 mil a year.
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>>6194089
THAT ONE
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>>6194061
And now every mother can choose the color of her child, but that's not nature's way
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>>6194075
children shouldn't learn about farts until they're at least 16 years of age
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>>6194098
> Tara's eight-year-old

Dude

She only has sons.
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>>6194063
>that action ponytail
Twilight is too adorable
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>>6194098
Tara has two sons.

Do you even VA stalker?
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>>6192643
My body is ready.
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>>6194089
No, no dude

That's only canon from the Brady Bunch MOVIE bro
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>>6194091
So thats why we don't have any of the fun things from science fiction.
>>
Posted the link for Jan's vids + maregasm on 7chan
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>>6194059
>A site called Redlightponyville exists
>People are asking how to clean their spunk out of the hair of a My Little Pony doll

This isn't what we signed up for, MLPG
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>>6194089 >>6194090 >>6194101 >>6194120

Glad you all like that one, I just found it in my pony folder from way back when.
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>>6194099
It was a question if ponies have parents
Instead its used to justify everyone's creepy porn as "just because you don't see it, doesn't mean it didn't happen"
And then the pony cloning mirror existed anyway
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It's fucking December, you guys.

The year is over.
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>>6194062
Well

Hes not wrong
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>>6194015
They're working on it.

>This is not a photoshop, in case you couldn't figure it out
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>>6194142
Yes, that's why we're in MLPG and not registered users of redlightponyville.
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>>6194150
not here
itve still got 49 minutes
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>>6194105
did you buy flash or get it from somewhere, I want to start doing things
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>>6194079
yes
sure
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>>6194143
AAAAAH HE'S QUOTING POSTS SIDEWAYS
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>>6194105
So did you just hook up with Google AdSense and the like after you started producing content?

Did you somehow get a cut from all of those ads in your Newgrounds-hosted videos or something?
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>mfw
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>>6194158
It's a cat with a green lamp beneath it
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>>6194104
man
I have too many fetishes
every god damned thing that comes up here is something I have already fapped to porn of

And you people keep making me want to go find more it
but I'm sure there isn't any for ponies
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>>6194149
Why is it always Lyra who get the weird butt stuff?
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>>6194149
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>>6194166
It's how copy/paste works bro

I was surprised it works that way too
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>>6194142
Oh my god. People are sexualizing ponies?

That's disgusting.
>>
-THIS IS A DRILL-

HOLY FUCK GUYS PONE LEAKED ON ITUNES
STREAM IT YOU FAGGOTS

-RESPOND ACCORDINGLY-
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>>6194141
why must you tempt me with something i can never have
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>>6194165
... Because human women don't get cocks, Twilight.

Your species is just fucked up.

Don't know how to say that politely.
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How warm is a pony hug?
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>“A tiny Twilight sucking on a mint”.
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>>6194158
Yeah, they infused it with some sort of jellyfish DNA didn't they?
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>>6194186
fuck you
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>>6194191
it's on the beast board, first page
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>>6194186
Uh

Okay
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>>6194186
>check itunes
>it really is there

Holy shit guys it's out!
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>>6194178
What if Sombra was a magician and his dick could spontaneously translocate to appear anywhere? Like Fluttershy is sipping on a straw and then boom, it's Sombra's dick.
Think about it.
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>>6194202
98.5 degrees
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>>6194202
as warm as the sun
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>>6194184
>Copy pasting post links
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Did someone hack derpibooru?
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>>6194191
>>
>>6194220

Well now i KNOW its not.
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>>6194198
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>>6194173
Then it is some very precise lighting.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2011/sep/11/genetically-modified-glowing-cats
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>>6194185
It kind of is!
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>>6194202
Normal body temperature is 99 - 101 F

http://www.equusite.com/articles/health/healthVitalSigns.shtml

so ponies are slightly warmer than humans
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>>6194178
Yeah, I'm pretty sure there aren't any ponies with cocktoungues

http://e621.net/post?tags=cocktongue
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>>6194228

Oh hey, I think the GNAA finally got to it. Bummer
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>>6194220
-DRILL PROCEDURE: Provide a screen capture.-
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>>6194227
I remember using 4chan in 200X
Remember when he had to press F5 and stuff?
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>>6194186
you serious?
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>>6194235
THIS IS STUPID
TWILIGHT WOULD OBVIOUSLY ASSUME ANON IS SOME SORT OF EARTH-HUMAN
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>>6194142
>This isn't what we signed up for, MLPG

i'm pretty sure that was in the contract
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>>6194243
Word on the street is that mare pussy is really warm
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>>6194228
maintenance
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>>6194244
>already had that exact tab open
Spooky
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>>6194258
He specifically said it's a drill.
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>>6194264
>TWILIGHT WOULD OBVIOUSLY ASSUME ANON IS SOME SORT OF EARTH-HUMAN
Not if he said he had a dick.
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>>6194227
This isn't '83 any more, bro

Speaking of copy/paste
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>>6194235
>Pegasi and earth ponies are dickless?
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>>6194244
I honestly had no idea what to expect there
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>>6194235
Twilight stop that
We're in public

At least let me do it, you don't even have fingers
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>>6194244
Is there any kind of genital gimmick that does not exist?
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>>6194186
uh
eh
>>
Post hoofbeat 2
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>>6194282
> calling a horn a dick

I'm sorry GG

You're not even suspending disbelief at this point

Given your previous work, we're meant to believe she knows exactly what dicks are.
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>>6194296
>That bird

Memories~
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>>6194205
>this is from the tiny Twilight greentext I did earlier

Neat. Looks good

Fun fact: mint can improve cognitive function
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>>6194324
No
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>>6194105
tiarawhy how old are you?
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>>6194324
REMOVE BRONY
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>>6194163
got it through uni while i was still in there.
>>6194169
yea i got adsense right after i made the cupcake vid and put it up on youtube. google sent me a partner invite. i dont even look at ng, it pales in comparison to youtube
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>>6194338
>>6194340
mediafire link?
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>>6194324
http://imgur.com/a/ozoOF
it's meh
>>
you guys should go to derpibooru right now
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>>6194324
No.
https://dl.dropbox.com/u/24335178/hb2.zip
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>>6194337
well specifically peppermint
A lot of candies only have artificial flavoring, you need like Altoids and such.
I doubt candy canes and those little circle red and white ones do the trick.
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Can you believe it? There really are people who dont think Pinkie Pie is best pony
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>>6194205
>someone did it after all
hnnnnngh
thank you!
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>>6194347
It was good, but couldve been SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much better with the things they did
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>>6194186
Streaming
Time to ruin episode day

the best part is that i've moved my volunteering to friday so now i have free saturdays in which to pony
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>>6194324
Hoofbeat 2 was a letdown
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>>6194356
what's going on? I'm running noscript
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>>6194372
go on, give us a link!
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>>6194354
>>6194359
>>
Would you let a pony lay on top of you?

Would you both fall asleep that way?
>>
/)
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>>6194367
I don't think she is, either.
In fact, she's as low as 5th worst
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>>6194342
what vz. flash is it?
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>>6194367
Yeah that's pretty bad. But what's even worse is that there are people here who don't even like Princess Celestia!
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>>6194385
http://livestream.com/newponyleakruiningepisodeday
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>>6194390
<========3
lets touch penises
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>>6194205
Stop encouraging them.

This is dangerously close to fluffy ponies.
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>>6194367
I know
I normally assume the worst of people
But there actually are people out there who have the right opinion of best pony
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>>6194372
>>6194385
It's not there anon is just being silly
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>>6194388
how do you fall asleep with something laying on you?
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>>6194390
(\-___-
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>>6194367
Well, she's not Applejack, and she's not Rarity, but she's up there.
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>>6194402
so is any other pony material
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>>6194342
Alright, that's it

I need to start producing content
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Man, I just am so excited about the ep tomorrow, I just had to draw some trixie.

>filename
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>>6194328
No that was a different continuity that was Twilight Loves Dick: Crisis on Infinite Dicks
This is Glitter Civil War
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>>6194423
I thought it was a dolphin cock until I read the filename
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>>6194424
When is Dick Itself going to happen?
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>>6194423
You drew her as an eggplant?
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>>6194424
>Two different companies
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>>6194423

i
cant see the filename
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>>6194424
Goddamn it, GG

Have a cold one, on me.
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>>6194421

"i may not be a content producer but im a genuine fan of the show!"
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>>6194451
Real talk, though, those aren't as good as the price tag would suggest.
They're not bad but not that great
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>>6194339
24
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>>6194443
Continuity, friend. maybe you weren't here back when we were at /co/ but companies make different storylines so they can play around with characters and situations without having to backtrack every single week.

It's like having Universe A X-Men and Universe B X-Men.
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>>6194423
Ohhhhhhh, it's a horse vagina. Jesus, that took me a while to see.
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>>6194393
oh it was my first flash ever, the cupcakes halloween one.
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HOLY SHIT IT'S LEAKED
DOES ANYONE HAVE A RIPPER SO I CAN DOWNLOAD AND SHARE THE FILE!?
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>>6194476
well I mean they aren't usually bright blue. And I did kind of do a shitty job.
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>>6194443
Exactly I had to outsource
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>>6194473
But Civil war was main Continuity and didn't reboot anything like Infinity Crisis did
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>>6194465
Yes and no, they have the flavor of the original Monster down pat without the weird syrupy mouthfeel the majority of their product lines now have, barring the nitrogen-infused blends. Those have a much better final mouthfeel and aftertaste.
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>>6194495
GG I think its time you got some new pictures
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>>6194500
Ohhhh, now I see what you meant. Sorry.
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>>6194421
don't give up. it may look like nothing for a while but with a little luck you can make it
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>>6194495
GG

GG please

I don't know why Applejack is a shrimp or why she's crying, but I'm dozens of miles from a Long John Silver's and this is just unbearable
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>>6194487
Nah, man. It's not bad or anything, but I'm no horse vagina expert, so it's hard to know what it is without the rest of the horse.
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>>6194486
>Season 2 episode 16
>>
just woke up. whats in the brony news today?

whats this about derpiboru being hacked? i never used that site before but that is hilarious if true.
>>
So who all's going to enter the Futashy X-mas contest?
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>>6194342
>mfw I got a partner invite after I made 1 shitty video over a year ago that was a remix of some episodes, which bronies just ate up
I didn't do shit with it though, I don't think it qualifies as being my own content.
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>>6194502
It's not that good though
I'd much rather just have an import
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>>6194525
Yeah, 'cuz that's the last episode I started on netflix
that doesn't change when you look at a different season's episode list
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>>6194541
Yeah, that's true.

> that fucking tab design

How and why that isn't an industry standard here I'll never know.
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>>6194540
i got a partner invite too, and my highest viewed video has like, 3k or some bullshit.
They probably hand them out to everyone now.
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>>6194522
>I don't know why Applejack is a shrimp
what
come on
I got the "she's melting" and "her tongue is a condom" thing but
what
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>>6194540
>>6194576
You're making dosh
Who cares if it's original

YouTube certainly doesn't. They just want to sell more adspace.
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>>6194574
>Do you even dash?
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>>6194579
You draw everything but ponies, man
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>>6194205
>>6194370
I was the one who requested it in the drawthread.
Can I have some thanks too?
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>>6194574
Man
If anything was ever out to steal gains
Thats it
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>>6194579
We didn't say her tongue is a condom

WE SAID IT WAS A COCK

Get our crazy bullshit straight, man
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>>6194599
no
it was a bad request but the artist made it work
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>my table at this upcoming con is literally in contact with JJ's and toxic mario's booths

well
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>>6194540
youtube really goes after copyright stuff that is:

video game footage
music
movies
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>>6194599
Fuck you, go back to the piss
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>>6194574
check my double rainboom
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>>6194626
and who are you?
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>>6194599
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>>6194626
>Toxic Mario
See if he knows any jokes
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>>6194626
>toxic mario booth
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>>6194626
You should have namecards labeled "Talentless" and "Hack" each with one arrow pointing in each direction.
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>>6194632
Their drawthread is producing more content than MLPG is. Is that really a bad thing?
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>>6194626
>toxic mario

do not get in a conversation with him.
that motherfucker don't stop.
>>
My piss smells like hamburgers

All I've had for the past few days is cottage cheese and kale

I don't think this ketogenic diet is going to work out
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>>6194590

do you even brony?
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>>6194655

im sure he's a really funny original guy

right
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>>6194481
no i mean like flash6, flash8 or does it not matter
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>>6194626
You should consider yourself lucky. You might get some people interested in your table, because the lines for theirs will be so long.
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>>6194626
Just put up a big banner that Toxic Mario can see in your booth that says

>"AS FEATURED ON EQD"
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>>6194642

braeburned
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>>6194674
he's interesting and has some ideas, but you could effectively compress a 40 minute conversation into a single sentance without losing any information.
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>>6194692

You know, good point!

>>6194693
perfect
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>>6194626
My table is in the women's bathroom.
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>>6194696
I would think you'd be happy then

Being sandwiched in between 2 guys
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>>6194696
I'm sure JJ's somewhere, bitching about having to be by you and Toxic Mario.
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>>6194696
Get out.
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>>6194626
W...who are you?
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>>6194626

may have god mercy on your soul

no man deserves so many bad jokes
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>>6194696
Graffiti horse balls on their nametags when they aren't looking
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>>6194626
>toxic
oh jesus
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>>6194696

Draw a horse dick.
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>>6194708
it's funny because he's gay
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>>6194687
newer flash are mostly Action script improvements. The tweens/fbf hasnt changed at all for a while.
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>>6194692
No no, it wouldn't work that way. If he's sandwiched between two long lines, no one will even see his table.
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>>6194692
>connected to a JJ booth
>lucky

you might get some overflow from disappointed bronys that couldnt get fucking near his booth due to the human force field around it, but mostly you'll get overrun by people waiting in line to see him.
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>>6194707
...
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I want to go to a con with LMJay and give him some Hawaiian punch
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>>6194738

Dont worry, I'm not sandwiched.
Actually, i have a corner booth, which is phenomenal.
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>>6194751

Actually, that's who I was next to at last years Bronycon.
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>>6194751
did you meet his mom?
she's a fucking riot, isn't she?
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>>6194751
do it
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>>6194751
I think Pinkie set something of a precedent for that

And not in a good way
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>>6194763
Does he smell?
He looks like he smells
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>>6194751
You need to give him two cans of Hawaiian Punch. Exactly two.
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>>6194780
You look like you smell
>>
If I tried to pick up pony

Would they kick their little legs and try to get away?
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>>6194763
how busy was his table?
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>>6194780

I was 5 feet from him the whole con and didn't really notice anything.

Then again, I have shit smell, and the smell of everyone else probably evened it out.
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>>6194786
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Guys... I think I actually like bitchhorse


Time to sudoku?
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>>6194771
> Pinkie
> roofies / stealth slushie foibles
PICK TWO
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>>6194794

Just a little busier than mine and boiler3's
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>>6194780
Hows do you LOOK like you SMELL?
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>>6194792

Probably

Most pones seem to be skittish things
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>>6194802
she's not so bad
cute color and a great voice
crap personality though
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>>6194784
>Wait at the top of a flight of stairs
>LMJ goes to descend
>Put your hand on his shoulder, stopping him
>Look solemnly into his eyes
>Hand him two cans of Hawaiian Punch
>whisper "Godspeed"
>turn and hurry away
>>
Would you let Twilight slide a smooth glass rod down your urethra then have AJ buck you in the dick?
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>>6194808

if you look unhygenic and not well kept, your gonna smell like someone whos unhygenic and not well kept
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>>6194802
A lot of MLPGers love The Great and Powerful Bitchie. No shame.
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>>6194806
and who are you?
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>>6194802
you must ascend to a higher plane of existence
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>>6194792
Yes

Because you smell

You just reek of a carnivore
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>>6194808
He looks like he doesn't bathe
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>>6194802
CC pls bitchhorse is bad

There's much better blue horses
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>Hub's ratings, especially when pony airs, are increasing
>not only adults but children too
So since more and more of the target audience of the show is also watching the show that means eve nmore pony right?
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>>6194802
>filename
>filename
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>>6194832
>pony reacts the same instinctive way towards you as they would a t rex
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>>6194828

>not scrolling up a little
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>>6194802
Don't worry, you only have to sudoku if you present one of the following symptoms:

-Starting a blog about a little girl's show
-Stealing an animal from a videogame to convert into your very own hypersexualized persona
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>>6194836
I wonder how many kids seek out the porn
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>>6194836
>Pony based spin offs
>The Fluttershy show
>Fluttershy moves to a new town where animals talk
>Zany antics ensue
>Its shit
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>>6194825
pls stop, marker
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>>6194836
But kids aren't their target demographic, they'll never pander to this marginal hipster crowd.

It's not like kids have thousands of dollars to throw away on cheap porn and plushies.
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>>6194859
scootanon?
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>>6194832
I am okay with this.

Glorious canines masterrace.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGK15vnmNzs
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>>6194869
>The Fluttershy Show
>It's basically Littlest Pet Shop but with pony
>it gets better ratings than LPS
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>>6194825
If she could, and intended to, magically heal me?
I think I'd give it a shot
Once
And probably regret it

But hey, how do you know unless you try?
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>>6194836
No.

It means they'll try something better / easier.

Just wait for those Barbie "webisodes" to get expanded into a 11- or 22-minute format series.
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>>6194833
Scootaloo looks like she never bathes unless she's tossed in a bucket.

Does Scootaloo have bad B.O.?
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>>6194857
Well yeah, that's why deer react the way they do to humans.
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>>6194892
She smells like girl
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>>6194213
fucking 7chan

why am i so aroused by horse anuses

i know they're smelly but damn i like to fantasize about licking them

why can't horses be sentient so they can truly appreciate sexual pleasure with humans
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>>6194892
She bathes
She just gels her hair
Alot
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>>6194869
The only possible good spin off I could see was the original proposed idea for the CMC being for a an even younger, Dora The Explora/Blue Clues kinda audience
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>>6194871
Their parents do
And most kinds are also spoiled little brats that can most likely get cheep things if they scream enough.
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>>6194875
>glorious canines
>>>/furaffinity/
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>>6194825
Oh hi HSG

I like Vriska too
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>>6194877
>27 views
>This video is unlisted
STOP PLUGGING YOUR SHIT
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>>6194892
Scootaloo smells like dirt and hay
Because thats where she sleeps

She probably does bathe in the creek though
At worst she smells a little like fish
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>>6194892
Are you implying that Scootaloo smells like LMJ.
Sir, you are insulting a poor innocent, poor filly.
Explain yourself.
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>>6194875
Allright, Klondike
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>>6194892
No, because she ends up getting thrown through so many forests and the like she smells like pine sap ALL THE TIME

She smells like that manly pine tar soap.
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>>6194904
Girls can smell pretty bad when they neglect their hygiene.
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>>6194892
little girls smell delicious because their cunts aren't covered with nasty bushes and bleeding and they don't have horrible pubescent sweat glands yet
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Oh shit, con organizer says that I can sell porn at this huge con as long as she doesn't see it.
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>>6194934
yeah when pussies stink they really fucking stink
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>>6194823
Someone needs to record that on a hidden cam or something.
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>>6194919
>Tfw Homestuck could have updated right now
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so what happened to derpibooru?
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>>6194937
yeast infections don't check for age
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>>6194832
>satellite probe from Earth crash lands in the Everfree in view of Ponyville.
How do the pones react, and do the mane six go investigate?
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>>6194934
Doesnt everything smell bad when they have neglected hygiene?
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>>6194942
>Braeburned makes loadsamone and flees the country
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>>6194942
Oh lord

I can't imagine the brown butcher's paper you will all go through
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>>6194934
I can attest to this.
Having to change shifts on occasion with a nice looking girl in a small space.
Holy shit, she can funk up the place.

Cute as a button, but goddamn!
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>>6194953
it got hacked by elite legions of haxxors
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>>6194942
but she knows about

she'll stalk you

its a trap don't buy it
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>>6194921
>Sctootaloo is an orphan, lol
Just wait until they show her house
Its gonna be a mansion and her parents are gonna own the wonderbolts and be movie stars and be extra loving and fuck you
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>>6194954
i'd sniff a loli's yeast cunny
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>>6194942

What con?
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>>6194887
Hey there, long time no see! I tried that series, after about half of them I lost track of the irony and found them dull and cliched.
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>>6194942
>Sell it to underaged kids.
>Get the organizer sued because they said it was okay.
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>>6194976
Hophip, please
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>>6194954
>you will never be a yeast infection
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>>6194973
>Hacking sites
>DDOS
>Leejun
>Skiddies
>AD 2012
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>>6194832
Ponies are carnivore too
They have canines, front facing eyes, a characteristic usually attributed to predators and different from what real horses have, and there was also the ham sandwich and hot dogs being mentioned
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>>6194921
You know
Even if she has a house and loving family
Scootaloo seems like the kind of kid that would end up sleeping in someone's barn every once in a while

That sounds cute, actually.
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>>6194975
>All of that happens.
>It's her father's employer's house.
>They live in the servant quarters.
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>>6194956
They'd get there long before Celestia's natural philosophers show up and start analyzing the wreckage, pulling out data with magical spells, writing relevant data on quills, compiling the blocks of relevant evidence for more stern investigation back at the base.

Chances are they'd all get their memories blanked with a FORGET ME WHAT? spell and sent along their day. Whether or not Twilight starts to remember it due to her advanced magical training and innate powers of observation is another thing.
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>>6194825
I'd let Twilight suck my cock while Pinkie licks and sucks my shaft and balls, then have applejack rimming my ass while Rarity and Dash suck my nippes
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>>6194975
Her dad will be the Windmill mechanic, he loves her very much. Her mother is never seen nor talked about.

Her sister is still Fluttershy.
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>>6194975
The closest thing she has had to a home is that cocoon she is stuck in with Chrysalis.

She doesn't want to leave.
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>>6194975
we'll find out where she sleeps soon enough
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>>6195005
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i wish i was spike
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>>6194982
Holy shit, right back at you. Where you been, LUKE ALLEN?
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>you will never have a little pony to call your own
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>>6195001
>Carnivorous sentient magical cat-horse

Stop making ponies sound cool, anon.
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>>6195001
Dude

Dude no

"Both our diets are completely vegetarian"
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So guys, as we're nearing Saturday morning: predictions?
Also am I the only one who finds Trixie hot?
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>>6195023
She sleeps on a bed made of clouds. Her father flies up and makes one for her every night.
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>>6194975
Weren't the CMC in Scootaloo's house last episode?
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>>6195025
>That still frame
I cant stop laughing for some reason
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>>6195014
>Earth receives images taken by the probe minutes before crash landing
>shows lush, green forests and water
>immediate expeditionary ship is sent on it's way to this new, resource rich planet
First contact with pones would be pretty fun.
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>>6195026
I wish I were Big Mac's penis
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>>6195046
That was just for the benefit of the buffalo
The cows wouldn't be nearly so docile if they knew what happened to the ones that moved away.
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>>6195056
No, that was Sweetie Belle's room.

There weren't nearly enough skate boards and kid marks for that to be Scoot's
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>>6195064
>>6195026
I'd stroke you until you came hard
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>>6195046
All lies to get that sweet buffalo meat
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>>6195056
It was Sweeties
Her dad was outside
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>>6195049
Seth, please.
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>>6195031
Being anonymous, anon. I'm just namefagging because I have something to do tonight.

I'ma gon shave.
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>>6195046
That's just Pinkie
Pinkie mentions hot dogs
And again there was a ham sandwich on the table
That was most likely just a part of the dong
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>>6195049
It's going to be garbage. Absolute, pure, tripled destilled bullsit.

Bronies are going to love it and defend it.
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>>6194825
>mfw I started this

That's the most disturbing thing I've ever heard, it was a torture method the Vietcong used on POWs, they'd get you hard, put the rod down your dickhole, then smash it with a hammer. I could never get it out of my head once I heard it, imagine trying to piss after that
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>>6195060
The bully twins had some good scenes that episode.
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>>6195062
> implying telemetry
> implying the satellite wasn't shot down
> implying any data got back through
> implying this was the first

Brony go home
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>>6195049
Her voice is perfect for femdom, I want her forcing me to lick her hooves and mocking me for getting hard
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>>6195056
>Super girly room.
>Thinks Scootaloo.
That was Sweetie's parent's house.
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>>6195082
I wonder if Little Strongheart's vag tastes like buffalo chicken sauce.

If Braeburn's cum tastes like ranch dressing, I'd beg for a threesome.
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>>6195098
Whoa, pretty strong negativity there.
Why do you say that?
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>>6195014
>Natural philosophers
>Doing scientific investigation

I don't think either of those words mean what you think they mean
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>>6195095
> HAM SAMMICH XD CC

That's maybe ham

But it may be fake meat

Same with the hot dogs

Fuck, do you say VEGGIE MEAT TUBES?
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>>6195049
trixie's bad-girl attitude gets me stiff and wanting

but seriously, i think she's really adorable and a funny and very pretty pony
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>>6195062
>"WE HAVE CAME TO FREE THE FUCK OUT OF YOU!"
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>>6195099
At least you could cosplay a changeling drone.
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>>6195064
>You will never be Blueblood's horsecock
>You will never be frotted against Macintosh's cock which is also an anon
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>>6195120
He's being le ironic
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>>6195099
Chuck Philaniuk pls

Pls go
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>>6195120
Because I'm not a retard like you bronies.
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>>6195099
> 9EDGY78YOU

Choke was a bad book

And you should feel bad for perpetuating what's the literary equivalent to the nutshot reel of America's Funniest Home Videos
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>>6195122
How did they replicate the flavor of meat?
Why are they even TRYING to replicate meat?
>>
>Have a Fluttershy autographed by Andrea Libman upon eBay
>It's not made out of minky but fleece, and the construction is phenomenal and doesn't look disproportionate or wonky
>third time relisting it tonight, after two weeks of it not selling
>meanwhile other plushes go for hundreds of dollars more than what we're even asking for.

how
I don't even

This legitimately boggles my mind. There must be some secret place where people advertise their plushes and merch at.
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>>6195122
>Fake meat

So the ponies have a taste for meat then?
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>>6195132
how about we just hook up, rub our dicks together, and think of ponies?
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>>6195125
Mah nigga.
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>>6195152
post a link
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>>6195152
deviantArt's plushies group?
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>>6195149
I haven't read choke, I think Fight Club is the only good thing he's written
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>>6195122
Or Pinkie was just using some lyrics for the song. Both are just as plausible since it's Pinkie we're talking about.

And even so why would they want a product that tastes like meat but it isn't meat just for the sake of it.

Also real horses love meat.
>>
If I were a pony I'd camwhore for the general.
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>>6195116
>Implying Scootaloos room isn't super girly because her parents love their little princess.
>They constantly baby her when she is there. Cooing and awing at her new princess dress.
>This is why she never wants to go to her house.
>Ever.
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>>6195062
What if first contact was something like the circumstances in this.
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>>6195157
I guess that could work

206
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>>6195168
he's written quite a few good things

I loved Lullaby
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>>6195088
...but first, a shower.

See you in half an hour, /co/.
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>>6195144
That's not an adequate explanation.
Please, go into detail about why you predict this episode will be awful.
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>>6195112
you're a poor excuse of a man
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>>6195164
http://www.ebay.com/itm/160932760913

>>6195166
I guess? EqD never responded to my emails about it, already advertised on ponychan and some other pony forum. Bluh.
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>>6195171
>Also real horses love meat.

Why does this only come up like thirty posts into any discussion about the ponies being omnivorous?

Horses can and do eat meat, they just don't hunt some breeds fish, though
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>>6195025
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>>6194997
>doxing
>2012
its not like everyone doesnt put all their whereabouts on facebook these days. who teh fuck cares?
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>>6195176
>Get anon to send you pretty dresses
>Slowly take them off on cam
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>>6195144
>Le monkey face.
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>>6195121
It's an honorific title. It's the same title their predecessors have held for 1000 years, whether or not they have totally different roles.

I just think it's fun to think of their society having all these weird anachronisms, like there's some sort of special chair at Canterlot U that Starswirl the Bearded held, and to maintain that office you need to wear his hat and carry his staff, even though that's been impractical for at least 300 years

What, did you want me to say PONIES IN BLACK SWOOP DOWN AND NEURALIZE THE LOT OF THEM

DO YOU THINK PONY AGENT J HAS A MOUSTACHE

WHAT YOU THINK NOISY CRICKET IS IN MAGIC LAND
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>>6195193
Forget it. Bronies like you wouldn't understand.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsVO_ndmQ3o

Would you feed your pone beer?
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>>6195196
why does it say "KIL" on the side?

That's kinda creepy
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>>6195215
>Le Monkey trouble!
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>>6195179
I was there for that thread. That was fucking stupid.
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>>6195179
I enjoy partaking in HFY stories.

The tasteful ones, at least.
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>>6195159
Why is she always trying to eat her clothes?
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>>6195213
r u writing tonite?
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>>6195003
I'd let her sleep in my bed for a price
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>>6195208
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>>6194997
>mfw faggots think using sqlmap makes you a hacker
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>>6195196
It looks nice
And that seems very reasonable considering it's signed
You could try some furry forums too and such, I think maybe you're just having bad luck.
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>>6195216
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYui4P_dVc0

i'd like to keep a pet pony and feed it burgers and cuddle it in bed
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>>6195232
I guess the wizard get-up tastes pretty magical
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>>6195222
It's "ALib". That's how Andrea signed it at the summer Bronycon.
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>>6195230
>getting upset at fun
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>>6195215
I think your hipster pants are on too tight.
I don't know how you managed that.
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>>6195205
It comes up because it means that the ponies eating meat isn't that far fetched. A lot of people don't belive or know that horses can and will eat meat
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>>6195182

look at that firm shiny ass
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>>6195257

That pone is the perfect size for fucking
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>>6195150
Little American girls probably eat meat.

It's supposed to be an easy analogue for what a small child eats, like mac and cheese and hot dogs, like "my favorite pony eats them too! Wow!"

There are a lot of things in the show for the convenience of little girls, like the constant parties with streamers and cake, like you'd expect at a five year old's birthday party

Getting into how the hot dogs aren't REAL hot dogs is totally moot to someone that young
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>>6195216
Yes
I would tell her it's a special drink I made and just watch the night unfold nonsexually
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>>6195211
>slowly taking them off
>not slowly putting them on
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>>6195182
Look at that sexy beast. Unf
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>>6195232
Trixie is a very hungry pone
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>>6195182
>dat vascularity

that horse is swole as FUCK
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>>6195245
What am I looking at here?
A hand or some kind of animal mouth?
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>>6195293

why does her hair have so many lines in it

her hair does not have that many lines in it
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>>6195196
No wonder it isn't selling.
It looks like SHIT!
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>>6195182
interesting picture. I have had trouble with how the tail connects to the asscheeck and butthole and this has help me realize how.
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>>6195293
Fluttershy would be a nasty drunk
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>>6195273
Asimov

Asimov pls
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>>6195300
I hear she breaks into peoples homes at night and raids their fridge
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>>6195292
Man, I love streamers and cake
There is no age at which streamers and cake don't improve a party
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>>6195208
God that never gets old.
And it should be...

I should be getting mad at it.
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>>6195295
>Start with socks
>Then the dress
>Then the saddle
>Finish the whole thing off with a fancy hat
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>>6195306
That is a man's testicles being dipped into a tub of Ben and Jerry's Chocolate Fudge Brownie ice cream.
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>>6195237
Yeah.
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>>6195306
Balls.
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>>6195196
The hems look machine-stitched, the fabric looks stiff and unyielding, and the tail and mane have an indefinably weird quality to them. Also, the wingpits' construction is blatantly obvious.

In other words, it's nice.
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>>6195317
>w-when I get homesh I'm gonna, I'm just gonan smack that fucking bunny piece of shit
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>>6195310
She is a cartoon.

Her hair has as many lines as her artist deems necessary.
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>>6195213
>WHAT YOU THINK NOISY CRICKET IS IN MAGIC LAND

I bet it's a cricket. A giant fatal-sound cricket.
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>>6195327
But she can never find any pone cones.
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>>6195341
Okay
why
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>>6195329
There's a point at which we prefer beer to cake

But okay
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>>6195273
oh god I love these stories

especially the ones with aliens telling each other how fucking insane humans are and to stay the hell away from them
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>>6195257
pones look cute in cars
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>>6195357
are you some kind of virgin femanon?

Is that why you didn't know what balls are?

Post your hymen
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>>6195357
because balls
>>
MLPG

Teach me to just let go. Tell me how to just love the show and ignore the drama on 4chan and the rest of the internet. To tune out the trolls and the bronies and tune in the ponies.

How do I do it? How do I ween myself off of the conflict?
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>>6195363
>Preferring beer
>Ever
Fuck bear
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>>6195222
>>6195265
>you will never obey the implanted suggestions of your Endless Legs Go KILL
KILL
KILL
KILL KIKLL KILL KILL KLIL KILL KIL LKILL
KILL KIL KILK ILL KIKLL KIKLL KILLL KILL KILK ILKKILL LKILL K ILL LKLIL KLI KKILL KILL KIL KILL
KILL KLKIL KILL KLI KLIL KILL
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>>6195357
I hadn't seen Scootanon Jr. being confused about male things in a while.
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>>6195369
Or how amazing cooking is.
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>>6195232
She can get bitey in bed.
And she bites hard.
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>>6195363
>beer and cake are mutually exclusive
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>>6195382

You just gotta fuckin' ignore it sometimes.

I have never been disappointed while watching a pony episode, and I've enjoyed every single one, and will continue doing so.
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>>6195369
How about this one?

Unfortunately there doesn't seem to be any new HFY stories. It's sad.
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>>6195374
I don't really have experience with balls
Wanna change that anon?
>>6195378
But whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhy
>>6195398
Oh fuck you
Its just so close up
It looked like some kind of big rodent mouth
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>>6195182
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>>6195408
>not enjoying delicious kakbrau
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>>6195399
I got that one too.
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JJ 2.0 is stramming

http://www.livestream.com/maniacpaint
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>>6195196
>That isn't selling.
Well no fuck, it looks like a Hasbro employee made it, then got fired for it.
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>>6195382
Join for a little bit, see how it fucks up your mind, and pull away to talk with real people who don't say nigger and fag every third sentence.
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>>6195382
when you're as naive as me life in general becomes a tad bit easier
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>>6195421
does pone smoke weed everyday 420(ron paul legalize it)
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>>6195418
That's fucking disgusting.
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>>6195448
every single one of those depictions looks excatly the same.
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>>6195421
Men, and many women, find balls amusing or hawt. That's why.

This tops "What's a prostate?"
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>>6195457
__
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>>6195369
Just played some ME3. I'm feelin' it.

"No, no, see, they go around with sublight weapons-"

"What do you mean, sublight?"

"I mean they use like fucking grenades in sticks made to fling shrapnel in one direction."

"What."

"No, no, see, it gets better. They go around and find the fastest animals they can with some of the strongest territorial instincts -"

"Wait, they still have land mammals?"

"Yeah, they have big reserves. Including shit with like -- I think they call them 'antlers' -- anyway, bones and shit. And they start running at the Humans-"

"And then they fire their weapons to signal someone to come and lase the thing?"

"NO, dude, they FIRE THEM AT THE ANIMALS."

"But those are just like pellets, right? Like fireworks?"

"NO, BRO, they're fatal. SUPER FATAL. T'ghen'L went out on a trip while he was on Terra Prime and said it felled something the size of a cargo sled ONE SHOT. Head, GONE."

"... Fuckin' Humies."

"FUCKIN' HUMIES."
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>>6195418
>more appealing than it should be
it's supposed to be appealing

things that help survival and reproduction tend to be that way for a reason

so never feel ashamed for yearning to rut some nice hot mare vagina
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>>6195357
The Internet.
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>>6195457
every
single
day
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>>6195421
Femanon, go to bed.
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>>6192955
>implying you can't wage war with tea cups and saucers
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>>6195467
that's literally indistinguishable from a black chick
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>>6195152
>not putting any effort into the advertising where there are TONS of easy places

you are bad at business

you already have it on mlp reddit and the EQD weekly plushie post right? of course you do those are the most obviously places, even a moron would do that first
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>>6195470
I heard that ball clamps make you cum a lot harder, but I'm too scared to put some kind of clamp on my nutsack
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>>6195348
>Drunk Flutters beating Angel

Oh my sides
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>>6195491
Racist!
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>>6195491
Exactly.
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>>6195470
Wait wait wait..who didn't know what a prostate was?
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>>6195491
I've eaten out my black girlfriend and I have to disagree, sorry.
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>>6195421
You can get up close and personal with my balls.

Getting by balls sucked is just about my favorite thing.
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>>6195405
No thanks then.
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>>6195491
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>>6195476
I love the idea of humans being the crazy, murderous rednecks of the galaxy.
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>>6195416
Nice!

It's too bad - they're a blast to read.
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>>6195512

It's way under rated.
It fucking great and even funner to do to someone else
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>>6195510
Scootanon Jr. The same poster who's currently confused about why people would post balls.
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>Rose sees balls for the first time, the thread

I love you, mlpg
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>>6195535
>being this gay
Don't be such a faggot, anon.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSlHGegL6Ns

oh god i can't stop listening
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>>6195511
what is it like to have sex with a black girl
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>>6195535
the only think better is a tongue up the ass
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>>6192812
>kicking a dead horse

Because it shows them as being in love and having a life together; it's very tender and sweet.
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mare vagina is better looking than human vagina
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>>6195525
wow edgy.
>>/b/
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>tfw pretty satisfied with how inking lines came out

time for colour!
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>>6195556
It's like having sex with a white chick

especially if the lights are off
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>>6195544
No, I know why people would post balls
I can't comprehend why you would dip balls in ice cream
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>>6195548
She practically lives on the internet.

I can guarantee some pathetic fags send her pictures of their dicks at least once a week.
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>>6195556
Same as white girls, only ___better.
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>>6195476
>A human and a Gryphon have a conversation about warfare.
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>>6195544
Scootanon Jr. is male right? How old is he? How the fuck do you not know what a prostate is unless you're 11 or something?
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>>6195562
agreement
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>>6195556
The same as fucking a mare.
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>>6195556
You should ask MT.
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>>6195382
Nigger, I'm doing it right now, just don't get mad.

Ask yourself why you're getting mad, why should you let bronies or trolls or other faggots get a rise out of you? They don't deserve your anger.
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>>6195573
She's probably got big veiny realistic balls on her dildo

fuck, that means her hymen's busted
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>>6195555
>sweetie winks at scoots
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>>6195418

i like mare vag more than human vag
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>>6195583
MT has had sex with black girls?
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>>6195573
Nanaki included.
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>>6195599
New headcanon.
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>>6195571
>>6195574
what is it like to have sex with a white girl
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>>6195573
>pathetic losers
>people who follow rose

you don't say!
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>>6195556
More vigorous in bed, she was loud too, very vocal.
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>>6195579
Scootanon Jr. is self proclaimed female college student. No proof other than ignorance of everything related to male sexuality.

>>6195572
Because it feels interesting. Same reason for food play or running ice over yourself.
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>>6195615
Salty sand and milk
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>>6195558
Getting your cockhead licked is better, I got an escort who would just lick my cock and balls for half an hour, ukranian girl, you start to thrust involuntarily because it feels so good and then blast the biggest load ever
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>>6195619
i wish gay people would white knight for me
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>>6195623
unf

please describe
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>>6196125
New Horse
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>>6195578
This would only end in the gryphons getting way too many new ideas for murder devices.
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>you will never be someone's spurty stallion
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>>6195578
The number of points Humans and Gryphons would agree on the art of war would probably wig out the average Equestrian -- and probably unnerve most anyone in the Equestrian armed forces.

> mfw I really want to hear about them futzing out opinions on close air support and how it should be best used
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>>6195633
>DOA
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>>6195624
>Running ice over yourself
Not even once
Anyway see you guys for episode tomorrow.
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>>6195599
Considering she's a black girl, she can probably tell you what having sex with her would be like.

>MT has had sex with black girls?
Most likely yes.
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I'm just going to pretend my pillow is Pinkie

That way everything will be better in the morning
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>>6195615
It's like having sex with a mexican chick, only she doesn't smell like shit and there isn't mariachi music blasting out of her brother's car in the alley
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>>6195630
I just did.... she smelled nice too
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>>6195633
2EARLY AND 2DED ANON
WAIT A BIT THEN TRY AGAIN
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So on tomorrow's episode, are we hyped, cautiously optimistic, disinterested, or reluctant?
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>>6195596
best fillies
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>>6195633
>(Dead)
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>>6195649
ay papi
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>>6195649
I'm laughing for real now
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>>6195633
>A single link
>Posted too quickly so 4chan thinks it's ded
>early
you are terrible
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>>6195661
GET HYPED
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>>6195661

Hope for the duel
None for the episode
Disappointment for all
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>>6195555

...Has Daniel ingrim remixed show songs before?

Also: This accapella of Babs seed is like entirely scootaloo

good
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>>6195643
you're going to beat the shit out of your pillow for being an annoying cunt?

kidding, i love pnak
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>>6195661
Since 3ponk3furious and BABS SEED BAD SEED aired, I'm hyped for every new episode now.
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>>6195638
>humans asking how possible it would be for Griffons to fly them into battle and drop them upon their enemies
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>>6195661
>>6195669
>>6195649

It's going to be fawful
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>>6195661
Not even going to watch that brony shit
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>>6195643

>not having an actual Pinkie pillow
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>>6195661
>He hasn't seen the leak.
Nigga we watched the episode like, 5 hours ago.
Trixie writes a letter to the princess about not accepting power that you have not earned yourself.
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>>6195701
>3ponk3furious

7ponk7me.
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>>6195661
>Trixie episode
>She's back
>Beat Twilight
>Twilight came back with Celestia and the saddle arabians
>Twilight destroy the necklace
>LOVE AND TOLERANCE
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>>6195661

i don't know

i'm full of doubts
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>>6195706
my sides
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>>6195638
Man ponies seem to not be that affected by wars
I mean look at Twilight. She see her future self fucked up and she most probably think that she lost an eye. The first thing she asks is if there's a great war happening.
So she would join the war effort and she's just a young adult.
Those ponies are ready to defend their country no matter what.
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>>6195661
Cautiously optimistic
Anyway I need to get to bed so I don't feel like shit all day tomorrow.
Its fucking finals season and I gotta study
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>>6195665
scootaloo looks great in that boyish outfit
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>>6195635
Our entire Human delegation would be probably foresworn to never talk about the H-bomb and biological agents, let alone our more recent improvements.

It would only serve to destabilise the region if they attempted to produce it using magitech (read: much faster than we ever did) and make us look like murderous savages, one and all.

Nevermind I'm sure the races in the world Equestria shares have more than their fair share of war crimes between racial abilities and applied magical mechanics.
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>>6195668
>you will never hear Scootaloo reflexively utter this into your ear as you rail her to kingdom come
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>>6195706

i dont even
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>>6195718
http://www.etsy.com/listing/106822580/my-little-pony-pillow-pinkiepie
>26 dollars

aw fuck yes this is affordabl-
>25 dollar shipping
nah fuck that
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>>6195746
Wouldn't that suggest they've had wars in recent enough memory for Twilight to know what that's like, and even has ideation she'd want to be a part of it?

That's interesting.
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>>6195757

Best pony can only look great. No matter what.
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>>6195661
The past two were fan-fucking-tastic episodes, Dis gon b gud
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>>6195746
Yeah, but the cruel art of some of the shit we make to kill things would fuck up the minds of ponies.
We made a bomb that blows up in the air, only to let the shock wave kill everything.
With no radiation.
Tears your lungs out of your mouth.
We are literally killing with fucking sound.
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>>6195762
unfffffffff

i want to fuck a latin girl now

can i just get like a UN harem to fuck at my leisure
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>>6195757
I like her fez

Fezzes are cool
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>>6195759
>they attempted to produce it using magitech (read: much faster than we ever did)

Given their ability to transmute elements and build constructs using magic alone, that's not a bad proposition.

> mfw their Manhattan project would take only a few months, tops
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Why do we unf?
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>>6195790
Now think
How much more horrible could magical weapons be? Ways to destroy unhindered by science.
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>>6195638
>>6195635

>"Look at this - this is our best catapult!"
>"It's... okay, I guess."
>"...'okay??' What the fuck do you mean 'okay?' This thing can send a rock the size of you nearly 1300 feet!"
>"I mean, you can do better! Lemme tell you about trebuchets..."
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>>6195817
We unf because we are human.
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>>6195759
>Point to the sun.
>"See that?"
>'Yeah...'
>"One day, a scientist, don't roll your eyes just yet. That scientist, unlocked how that thing worked."
>'Getting ready to roll eyes here...'
>"And we made a bomb out of it."
>'Bullshit.'
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>>6195799
You mean their Manehattan project.
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>>6195817
We unf because we can.
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>>6195774
You know what's funny?
Their wild life is more horrifing that our biological weapons
They have creatures that make you into stone. Their village is near the cave of a 35+ meter bear. They have magically animated sentient wood shaped like wolves.
IN JUST ONE FOREST

THEY HAVE THE GATES OF FUCKING HELL, WHERE THE MOST EVIL THINGS ARE SEALED GUARDED BY A GIANT THREE HEADED DOG A DAY AWAY FROM PONYVILLE WHICH IS CLOSE AS FUCK TO THE CAPITAL

THE SHIT THE GUARDS HAVE TO SEE AND DEAL WITH IN ONE DAY WOULD PROBABLY SCAR THE AVERAGE HUMAN
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>>6195774
Don't forget that Twilight is a bookworm. How many stories do we have of avid sci-fi readers and even gamers jumping into a war. She probably has some idealized version of it in her head.
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>>6195416
> it took ten heavy cruisers to take out a enemy capital ship
> humanity's simple solution: next time, send twenty

I smiled.
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>>6195854
Yeah man but she has a scientific mind. She's interested by facts. She isn't a nerd that thinks that medieval war was like D&D
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>>6195859
I miss good HFY stories.
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>>6195821
> The humans decide to be kind and not immediately bring up ICBM's
> for multiple reasons, some vested
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>>6195851
The best part is it would scare us so fucking straight we'd build the most terrible and awful weapons either world has ever seen just to make ourselves feel safe.
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Would you make pone big? How?
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>>6195851

The best part about human nature is that we're resilient as shit. The only anyone could do to stop is is to completely take away our ability to reproduce.
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>>6195851
We've had the deaths of over 50 million people in one war.

Ponies ain't got shit on us.
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>>6195895
Give her the dick
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>>6195895
lots and lots of food
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>>6195890
So we'd just cling to the Atomic Football a little closer at night?
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>>6195873
Gilda is probably the bigger war nerd.
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>>6195895
A magic spell to make her bigger everytime I make her cum
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>>6195842
But why?
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>>6195827
Actually, the core of the sun works by nuclear fusion, in particular, fusing hydrogen into helium.
Atomic bombs work by a specific type of nuclear fission
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>>6195821
>Catapult

If the Griffins are at the same level as Ponies, they probably know about gunpowder, ergo, canons.
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>>6195900
>>6195890
>>6195901
We just just ally with them instead of griffons
They have magic. Horrible horrible magic.

Fuck imagine a humans and unicorns working together to make new spells.
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>>6195901
>Actually go to war with pony
>"OH GOD! THEY GOT SHIT ON US!"
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>>6195926
H-bombs work by fusion, faggot

hence the H
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>>6195934
I don;t know why but my sides are now inexistant
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>>6195827
> unlocked how that thing worked

Well mostly - I mean we learned how to generate a force using critical fissile material mass that produces energies on that scale.

But the day we learn how that whole "boiling hot plasma on what's basically a cold stove" thing, we're in for a whole new world of fucked up arsenal.
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>>6195926
>implying we won't have fusion or even antimatter bombs in the future
>>
wwhere is the hrose
>>
http://pastebin.com/tNpHHhp6

lol yelling cats and seth got doxxd
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>>6195930
>One of the first spells invented was something that mimicked what happens in the core of the sun
>inside the body of another living being.
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>>6195901
They can trans-mutate an ICBM into a rubber ducky.
>>
How come the first archived thread for December is the Fluffy Pony General?
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>>6195958

Eradicated in the Human-Equestrian were.

>DYE History
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>>6195963
Seth got doxed a long time ago
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>>6195928
>"Eh, it's a cannon."
>"JUST a cannon?! This thing can punch a hole the size of your head in a solid stone wall!'
>"Yeah...But we got a thing that can fire multiple explosive devices, one after the other, and the spot where the first one hit, the others will all enter the same hole."
>'...'
>"At 50 rounds per minute. And we keep making it go faster."
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>>6195983

>war

Fuck me. I can't spell or make sentences for shit.
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>>6195978
I seriously don't know why everyone thinks they can see an ICBM coming before it actually strikes.
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>>6195963
wo the fuck is cats
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>>6195978
> implying Griffons haven't developed something like Thanagarean N-th Metal for anti-Unicorn bombardment and the like

Really if they've ever had a history of war, there's bound to be some ways of getting around magical transmutations and manipulation.

> mfw the Crystal Kingdom has certain rare ores that severely interfere with unicorn magic
> and all you need is a light coating, i.e. dust suspended in the paint on a rocket

I think I just came.
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>>6195963
YAC is gunna get poplr

Seriously that livestream he did was fucked up.
Fucking with a mentally challenged kid for laughs?
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>>6196014
Magic, nigger, magic.


And come to think of it, where the fuck would you launch the ICBM from?
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>>6196022
He's the guy who rapped a death threat at PT
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>>6196014
Sages?
Pony that travels back in time to say "Hey Celestia bro the humans? They gonna fuck shit up."?
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Who is going to make new horse?
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>>6196022
Some /b/read hero that caused an autistic kid to kill himself last night.
And is trying to blame Purple Tinker for the lulz
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>>6196028
UNICORN HACKS ARE THWARTED

HUZZAH
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>>6196040
fuggit I'll do it
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>>6196040
And who is going to defile the old one?
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>>6196029
>fucking with a mentally challenged kid for laughs
>mlpg and LMJ
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>>6196057
>>6196057
>>6196057
>>6196057
>>6196057
>>6196057
>>6196057
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>>6196031
>>6196035
Big surprise, magic hacks are already out.

Read this, assholes.

>>6196028
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>>6196065
aaa I was 2slow. whatevs then
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>>6195995
> even Griffons start getting really leery around Humans

"M-man, I like beating the shit out of things with maces all the time and, y'know, gutting deer and stuff in a hunt -- that Johnson guy, he just sat down and told me how they used to spread something called smallpox with blankets and something called 'ebola' in dead mice."

"Dead mice, I love dead mice. Is it like a sauce?"

"It - It kind of turns you into sauce. Bleeding and screaming in pain."

"..."

"I guess they don't need claws. Their minds are KNIVES."
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>>6196097
>Their minds are KNIVES
This is the best line
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>>6196097
>"It - It kind of turns you into sauce. Bleeding and screaming in pain."
HAHA, HOLY FUCK.
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>>6196050
>>6196067
You and I both know there's going to be some episode where Twilight has to do something without her magic using Not-Quite-Kryptonite

And/or her friends have to show her magic is great but she can get by without it, like the rest of them (barring Rarity, who decides to not use magic out of solidarity)

I'd half-bet that WILL be an episode.
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>>6195979

I don't know. Someone probably swiped the marker at some point.

Can we convince Archive to delete that thread from the index?
>>
Just a reminder that we probably shouldn't trust Anon threads on episode day
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>>6196137
>Rarity, who decides to not use magic out of solidarity
>scene after scene of her trying to sew a dress
>she fumbles and ends up screaming each time
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>>6196163
Is this current horse to be trusted?
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>>6196167
Just what I was thinking.

She'd have to cheat and feel terrible about it, OR she manages to get by but is thrilled when Twilight's back on her feet magically and she can go back to business as usual.
>>
Is it time?
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>>6196163
To be honest we really should stick with trusted tripfag threads when they decide to make a thread.
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>>6196097
>A human can walk through any territory.
>And everything will get out of its way.
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>>6195973

>Humans discover Alchemical transmutation
>Ponies discover that teaching them how easy it is to transmute water is an incredibly bad idea
>also that a living being's body contains a LOT of water
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>>6196185
>Twilight finishes her letter
>"Yes, well, good, lesson learned and all PLEASE CAN I USE MY HORN NOW"
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>>6196167
What is Winter Wrap Up with Twilights nest.
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>>6196163
Oh come on
I'm not going to delete the fucking thread
>>
As adept as humans are at war, Equestrian civilization never accounted for how adept humans were at making love.

Interspecies relationships are practically unheard of in Equestria. With a vast plethora of sapient races sharing the same world, each is more driven to stick to their own kind. But humans are an awful lonely lot, spending so much of history as the dominant species of their own planet. This, combined with their natural curiosity led to widespread debasement and corruption of relatively conservative Equestrian societies. Humans poured through like hungry social locusts, eager for first contact with fellow sapients, sharing knowledge, laughter, and bedsheets.

Now, my use of the word "locust" is made with no small amount of irony. For certainly, this influx of affection and friendship drew the attention and ire of the Changelings...
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>>6196209
>humans become blood benders
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>>6196193
A human with few visible resources and unclear motive is the most terrifying thing in their world.
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>>6196244
An advisor to one of humanity's greatest nations once convinced his emperor never to accept gifts from the western foreigners who paid him tribute, saying, "Never let a barbarian know he has something you want."

As the Changelings descended upon humanity, insinuating themselves into their Equestrian settlements and beyond, they gorged upon the easily-enslaved nimrods who so easily gave themselves up to lust and imagined romance. The Changelings gorged like never before, on the verge of conquering Earth from the inside out. But then they discovered something else about humans.

Unlike the sequestered races of Equestria, humans are also quite adept at disagreeing with themselves, to the point of committing and justifying genocide against their own species simply to make a point. Strong as their capacity to love was their capacity to hate. And so the bombs fell, for reasons entirely outside of the Changeling's understanding.
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So is it too early for horrible things?
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>>6196383
Probably not
but it's episode eve
shouldn't you go to bed or something
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>>6196382
> human aggression and disdain ends up fucking up Changelings, and it happens in cycles, even within the inidivual

My boners are infinite.
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>>6196407
This, man. At least pretend you watch the fucking show.
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>>6196454
So would aggresion and hate cause the changelings to reveal their true form? They couldn't change shape if the evil got too high?
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>>6196474
That would be pretty interesting, or they'd start starving / getting severe disease / cells lysing as though exposed to radiation.
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>>6196407
>>6196462
>stay up last night to get stuff done
>completely forget about new horse tomorrow
brb subaru
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>>6196454
>Ponies only feel love
>Changelings feed off love
>Humans show up
>Changelings try to feed off them
>Get something similar enough to love to sustain them
>lust
>End up corrupted
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>>6196527
>truLust, now in 16 oz and 32 oz bottles
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>>6196497
That would suck. Especially if it was just like one or two changelings in an area that gets messed up. One moment, you're some parent taking care of your house, the next you are getting chased out of town.

>>6196510
What did you get done?
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>>6196557
Work. Like job work.
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>>6196527
Well, more like our psyche may be more convoluted than the average Equestrian's, especially those Humans born on Earth. A lot of mistrust, self-doubt, ample amounts of self-loathing --

It'd be interesting if Equestrian nobility started hiring Human bodyguards because simply we're toxic to Changeling infiltrators.
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>>6196557
It wouldn't even necessarily be hate directed at the Changelings. It's just humans hating each other.

So much hate.
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>>6195583

But MT is a virgin


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