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Old horse: >>5967387

Drawthread edition. Draw some pones, even if you think you can't.

Tonight's theme is: Rarity.

No Ross. Seriously. Stay the fuck out.
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good topic.
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>>5970716
Whatever happened to Moe? His art was amazing
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>No Ross. Seriously. Stay the fuck out.
Someone's jealous.
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>>5970716
excellent topic, OP
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>>5970782
>No Ross

fak ur roolz
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>>5970772
That's because I don't have my trip saved on this computer. I'm getting my laptop back in a couple of days though.
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>>5970745
O-oh, oh my

A-are you going to fill up my estus flask?
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How was your Thanksgiving MLPG?
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THE APPLE AND APPLE ACCESSORY MARKET IS BOOMING! GET YOUR PIECE OF THE PIE BY INVESTING IN APPLES TODAY!
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>>5970716

is this show worth my time?
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Would you kiss a pony?

With tongue?

Which?
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>>5970820
Bob Ross is acceptable.

Bad Ross is not.
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>>5970853
Nope. The porn is the only good thing about it.
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>>5970862
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>>5970838
THE FLASK IS THE ALCOHOLIC'S PAINTBRUSH
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>>5970805

You guys hate the rest of /mlp/ and so do I, why the fuck would I go to those drawthreads?
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>>5970839
Went to my parents house, and my dad ended up having to go the the ER to get 5 stitches on his hand while carving the turkey
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>>5970716
That's a theme I could get behind.
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>>5970853

Your time is probably worthless anyway, so yes it is.
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awww yiss we Rarity now
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DWEEBS
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>>5970716

>Draw thread

I drew Rose once

It was awful
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>>5970881
We like /mlp/ more than we like you.

Go to >>>/ic/ or something.
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>>5970838

no. but Rarity might.
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>>5970891

A man of refined taste.
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>>5970891
lemme fix that pic for you
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>squigglypone time
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>>5970913
Ross has been banished from /ic/. Much like how Ayn Rand is verboten on /lit/.
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>>5970881

For the record I like your regular ponies.
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>>5970716
>>5970745
>>5970813
>>5970823
>>5970867
>>5970890

Well then. This is some god-damn good threadin'
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>>5970716
Pinkie in a whale suit, lying on the beach.
that should get someone's creative juices flowing
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>>5970913
>We like /mlp/ more than we like you.
Hey hey hey...
Lets not get crazy here, man.
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>>5970916
What kind of character would Pank and Rar make for their first playthrough of Dark Souls
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>>5970906
Show us
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>>5970913

Nobody likes you either, NH4NO3. The fact that you're so myopic that you're jumping on this when you yourself are reviled by the MLPG is testament enough to how fucking stupid you are.
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>>5970935
Maybe /b/ or /hm/ will take him in.
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Which pony has the biggest, tastiest bush?
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>>5970839
It was delicious

So mlpg would you be interested in some streaming? I have a temporary channel for special occasions and I think I've gotten it to work. I would enjoy helping out any fellow drawmates with whatever. and just doodlin for fun
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>>5970938
It's a shame he never draws them, the general would probably stop collectively shitting on him.
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>>5970716
there, here's your stupid drawing
i paid my dues, now i can post in the thread
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Any good Rarity fapfics?
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>>5970950
Rarity would make a sorcerer as soon as she finds out about the crystal spells
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>Rarity will never /ss/ you
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>>5970968
Yeah.

But then where would we get our fat mimes?

Oh well.
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>>5970964
Applejack. No time for shaving that thing, too much applebucking and sweating.
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>>5970966
>streaming
>Apple
>Apple streaming
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
YES
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>>5970964
Rarity
Cougar Rarity
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>>5970966
Sure, why not!
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>>5970966
nah. .
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Any artist streaming?
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>>5970901

nope, that was the last thread

more sexy anthro when?
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>>5970951

You were warned anon

Also blame Klondike it was for his collab thing
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>>5970988

>Those arms

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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>>5970966
not really
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>>5970935

Where do you keep getting this? I was never banned on /ic/, not once. Why would you even think /ic/ is a great place, anyway? Are you not familiar with the IRC channel which has much better information and help at almost every hour of the day? Did I also mention that #/ic/ PROMPTLY helps those who ask for it?
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>>5970957
I like him better than Ross
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>>5971007
No, just apple.
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>>5971012
He eats his spinach
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The sun is about to collide with earth. There are six bunkers you can hide in. Each bunker has one of the mane 6. You will have to be in that bunker with only her for 5 years, until the earth is cold enough to venture back onto. Which bunker will you choose?
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MLPG Pick a pick a pick a ppppppony

Pick a pony
Pick only one
Got one? pick it again

That pony is very very intoxicated. Your place was closest so you brought them there and now the two of you are slumped on the cough with the TV on in the background. They're being very touchy and trying to kiss you.

How do you react?
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>>5970993

>AJ's sweaty bush

acceptable

>>5971000

VERY acceptable
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>>5970966
Aw shit this is gonna be good
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>>5971000
We need more cougar rarity. It was the best thing.
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>>5970988

well fuck you too
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>>5971029
He's from Amakna.
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>>5971035
>Earth crashes into the sun
"Yeah, this bunker will work"
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>>5970964

Fluttershy. She's all natural, baby.

She's also got arm, leg, and pit hair
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>>5971011

>HOLY SHIT I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON.
>LOOK AT WHAT MY LEG CAN DO!
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>>5971011
6/10

Decent vectoring, eye lines are kinda killing it, good colors, weird back-leg bob-thingees

What say you of my Sombra eyes, MLPG?
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>>5971011
>>5971068
hey
hey
hey look what i can do
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MLPG.
post squigglekicker?
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>>5971080
Stewart please.
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>>5971035
I'm taking Twilight's bunker because she can teleport us to another planet that isn't about to be vaporized.
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>>5971084
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>>5970995
>>5971001
>>5971041

http://www.livestream.com/sunsnacks

It's silent but should be overall entertaining!... I hope.
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>>5971000

>dat perfectly sculpted Eighties bush
>dat constant bitching about how much things (especially sex) have changed since she was young

>>5971048

we can do it.
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>>5971038

Make Applebloom ah big pony.
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>>5971035
Honestly? Twilight, assuming we have books

Pinkie is my favorite, but I think I'm most compatible with Twilight. At the very least we wont drive each other insane and try to kill each other.....the first year
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>>5970988
bad feel ;_;

I need fapfics of /ss/ pony
or even just plain pony shota fapfics
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>>5971084

>Rarity is delighted Twilight said it was okay for her to release her long held in fart
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>>5971010
mmm maybe soon

i tried to do some humanizations today if that's anything kinda shit tho
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>>5971084
objectively best ship
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>>5971084
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>>5971129
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>>5971126
If you want to do humanizations, how about the mane six as the original Power Rangers based on personality rather than coat color?
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A request from a few days ago. Sorry about the wait.
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>>5971011
It's not all that bad.
I especially like your cute little signature at the bottom!
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>>5971038
give her a peck on the beak and put her to bed. If she still feels like trying in the morning, after she's sobered up and gotten some food and painkillers towards the hangover, we'll talk.
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>>5971129
>>5971135
>>5971084
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>>5971165
What is going on there?
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>>5971165
I LIKE IT
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>>5971165
That's insanely adorable, love it!
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>>5971165
Is that a hat or a hairstyle?
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>>5971117
I'd have chosen Pinkie, but being locked in a close space with her might drive you insane. The Sex would be good, though
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>>5971068
Party hats are terrifying

>>5971069
Which is why I leave the drawing to the actual artists

I just post best pone, drawing her is another matter entirely
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>>5971165
>jessy and apple
oh boy today is a good day
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>>5971109
>JB Macking on Betty while Barny tries to get his rocks off with an underage cub.
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>>5971170

>not grabbing her and pulling her on top of you
>not letting her dom you
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>>5971169
Now that you mentioned it, it is pretty cute
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>>5971165

nice
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>>5971194
I'd be willing to be trapped with Pinkie for 5+ years

But she better lose her voice or I better go deaf, because there is a limit.

Applejack could take one minute in an orchard. How long do you think I'd last in a bunker?
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So what do you think will happen at the end of the episode friday? I really want Trixie to realize what she did, right the wrong, then leave solemnly out of town, only for twilight to run back after her and tell her that she forgives her
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>>5971268
why the hell are all my images getting spoilered?
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I know this is Rarithread right now but I started before new horse

I drew a pony butt, will you rate, and/or give me tips to improve MLPG?
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>>5971268
While that seems like a reasonable thing for Twilight to do, Trixie's part in it is entirely out of character for her.
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>>5971268
That's next week Anon
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>>5971214
Well, I don't know if it's just the alcohol or if she'd really do that while sober. As hot as that sounds, I don't think I'd be okay with a drunk catbird going at me because maybe she wouldn't be acting like that at all if she weren't drunk.
I'm just looking out for her own interests, I guess. And if she really does want it, there's plenty of time for even better drunken D/s sex in our future, considering she'll trust me more for my integrity.
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>>5970978
here's one.
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>>5971268

i don't want her to get redeemed
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>>5971284
Because that pony deserves to be spoilered.
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>>5971302
Well, thats kind of the point. Trixie realizes she is a bitch, and goes out of the way to fix that. This is a kids show, what better aesop is there than that people can change?
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>>5971298
Head's a bit flat on the sides.
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Something I did over the summer, Paint.NET skills 100/10
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>>5971298
Anus goes higher; right below the tail, and the snatch doesn't look like that.
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>>5971298
Here's a tip.
Stop drawing genitals until you get better at drawing ponies.
Not to be discouraging, but badly drawn porn is way way worse than a regular badly drawn pony
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>>5971308
well, I was off on the day of the week, and which week. I should go to sleep
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>>5971214
>forcibly pulling her drunkenly on top of you.


Riiiigh

SHE'S the dom
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>>5971325
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>>5971335
but tiarawhy drew porn right away and look how popular he is
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>>5971328
well now I know who you are
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>>5971329
>>5971335
>mlp in charge of horse genetalia
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Does anyone else have absolutely zero friends?
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>>5971368
me
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>>5971355
HAHAHAHAH
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>>5971344

she's drunk. she needs a little encouragement.

besides, no harm in letting her think she's in control, even when she isn't, is there?
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>>5971368
>tfw rl friends went on with their lives and now my only friends are online
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>>5971355
And now he's dead
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>>5971355

that doesn't mean he is good
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>>5971368
How do you even end up with no friends at all?
Did you drop out of high school or something?
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>>5971368

I've got a couple.

If you guys count.
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>>5971410
Actually, graduating from high school is what kills friendships
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>>5971400
just like CL and JJ, right?
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>>5971368

Nope, going to a graduation party tonight.
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Autism now comes in female form you know.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaBMXq9ixL8&feature=g-all-c
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>>5971423
well, dead to us.
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>tfw friends who don't give a shit about whether you like pones or not
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>>5971411
I totally would go paintballing with you guys. It'd be fun
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>>5971335
>badly drawn porn is worse than badly drawn pony

I keep hearing you say this.

You've never adequately explained why.
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>>5971442
he's here all the time, retard
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>>5971344
personally, I've always liked the idea of mid-sex role switching with Gilda. Think you've got what it takes to beat her? Fight for it, naked, aroused, and sweaty.

>>5971368
I have a lot of people that enjoy my presence but I avoid them as much as possible for the most part. None of them really have personalities or interests that I find captivating enough to warrant spending time and energy on. Th-that's n-normal, right?
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>>5971436

>that feel when I know her from okcupid.
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>>5971442
and you are?
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>>5971447

>implying MLPG doesn't aim for the inner thigh and fingers
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>>5971453
Dead to me then.
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>>5971464
>Implying MLPG aims.
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>>5971456
iktf
Whenever someone wants me to come hang out with them, I either don't want to because they're not people I would like to hang out with, or I convince myself that they have sinister ulterior motives and don't really want to get to know me
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>>5971464
>mlpg
>only a couple /k/omrades and a few other can actually aim
>divided into teams of contributors and posters
>everyone shoots at Ross
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>>5971464
>implying we wouldn't use live ammo
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>>5971410

I never had a friend in high school. No one ever talked to me. The few times that I tried to talk to other people they weren't really receptive.

I ended up being valedictorian, but nobody even said goodbye to me at graduation.

I'm almost done with my first semester at college but I still haven't made any friends.

I had a friend in elementary school, but he ended up moving away.
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what happened to office mlpg, is that dead already
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>>5971511
okay, you're just kind of weird then
I didn't get that fucked up until I was 20
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>>5971519
Give it some time, Anon.
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>>5971501

More like we would divide teams by waifu and watch as it descends into bloody hand to hand 3 minutes in
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>>5971519

we couldn't penetrate the bureaucracy.
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>>5971498

>tfw /fit/ and /k/
>tfw would kill MLPG in paintball
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>>5971511
>had a friend in elementary
I did too but he got his skull cracked open by a new student
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>>5971498
>a few other can actually aim
I'm not a /k/ommando, but I grew up in rural south texas and have shot skeet since I was nine. W-would that be useful in paintball?
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>>5971476
>mlpg shoots in random directions
>some poor sap gets hit
>"Boop!"
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>>5971550
what about people who go to both MLPG and /fit/ or /k/? what team would they be on?
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>>5971550
>tfw /mu/ and /g/
Fuck y'all I ain't even showin' up
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Just a practice scribble, trying to work on more wonky/dynamic poses.
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>>5971519
Rose and Jessy filed sexual harassment suits against us and we had to liquidate our assets to pay the lawyers.
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>>5971511
>tfw graduated a couple of years ago, and still have a very close relation with a nice group of friends that aren't neckbeards or basement dwellers
>going to a concert with a couple of friends in a couple of days
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>>5971550
>Thinks browsing /k/ will give him an edge in a paintball game.
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>>5971519
Might pick it up again in the summer
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>>5971537
We'd still use live ammo.
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>>5971575
you should work on more butt poses
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>>5971585

>He doesn't have a custom paintball gun

laughing/k/ommandos.jpg
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>>5971511
The valedictorian in my class is a bit of an autistic faggot. He's a chill dude and all, but the second he has to talk in front of the class, his blubbering fatass neckbeard shithole personality really shines.

If you're anything like him, then you probably did naught but spew your father's words right out your own mouth like some kind of no-end feeder, you faggot.
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>>5971575
Draw All the Pinkies!
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>>5971575
Nice
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>>5971550
>tfw /tg/ and /k/
>tfw I show up in my glorious Imperial Guardsman outfit.
>tfw you all die
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>>5971511
Did you never shower or something?
How did you even manage to fuck that one up?
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Would you wear this shirt MLPG?
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>>5971558

>shooting skeet

While the ballistics are a universe apart, the rapid target acquisition and ability to lead a fast moving target would indeed translate very well
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>>5971576
>Rose and Jessy get sexually harassed>
>MT shrugs and draws another tiny zebra
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>>5971575

How is it that someone can draw for so long, yet not make a single image that is in anyway memorable?

>inb4 white knights defend their drawing waifu
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>>5971558
I go paintballing every time, if you can aim a rifle you should be able to handle a paintball gun easily.
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>>5971622
Tiny zebra is best zebra.
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>>5971593
>I spend my money on firearms, not pvc pipes and co2 canisters
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>>5971590
>Literally taping bullets to our fists.
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>>5971616
in an ironic way
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>>5971616
>graphic tee
maybe around the house or something, if it was a gift.
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>>5971627
>not a single memorable image
Do you even know who Jessy is?
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>>5971635

>He can't do both

laughing/k/ommandos.jpg
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>>5971638

kinda like that scene in Shoot 'Em Up.
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>>5971627
How long have you been here?
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>>5971613
It's easy. You just have to possess no empathy or desire to talk to people.
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Trixie's voice is just too perfect for femdom, I can't control my boner
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>>5971647
Why would I do both?

Please explain.
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>>5971590
>tfw your fists use ammo
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>>5971612
Can I run around smacking people with a big horse dildo?
I can do that
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Would you let the many Pinkie fight for your amusement to decide who is the real one?

Baking competitions, party-thons, dance offs

All to the death.
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>>5971511
>Watches show about friendship
>Still doesn't get how fuckin' easy it is to make friends
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>>5971661

>Buy guns to target shoot
>Buy paintball guns to have fun with friends

hmmm
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>>5971657

>you will never be spitroasted by Gilda and Trixie wearing strapons
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>>5971673
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>>5971656
>possess no empathy or desire to talk to people
>complain when you have no friends
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>>5971634
Best office assistant.
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>>5971682
Here's the fixed one of that.
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btw rose, if you're reading this, I want to fart close to your mouth
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Did Renne Quest run this week? If so, is it still up?
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>>5971594

I never really talked at school. Usually skipped lunch so that people wouldn't be forced to sit with me. Our cafeteria was set up really weird and was quite small for the amount of kids we had.

But yeah, I just went and did classwork. Usually teachers didn't pick me to answer anything either.

On the father note, well, I never met the guy.
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>>5971683
Yeah, I'm not following you.
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>>5971656
>no empathy or desire to talk to people
>tfw the only people who knew you very well described you as cold, distant, and insensitive
I SWEAR TO GOD I'M A NICE PERSON
I just don't trust you please leave me alone
>>
I BELIEVE, I BELIEVE, EVERYDAY IS A GOOD DAY WHEN YOU PAINT.
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random shitpost non sequitor
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>>5971698
I wish I had a tiny MT on my desk.
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>>5971693
>gilda

I'm not sick, I just want to be dommed by feminine curvaceous cartoon ponies
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>>5971712

Okay then.

Have a nice day, anon.
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>>5971682
nigga
all the ponies in town stuck themselves to twilight like she was a flytrap
if people did that to me, sure, i'd make hell of friends
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Welp, since I guess everyone ran out of Rarity to post and the /k/ommandos are out in force...

Arsenal thread?
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>>5971698

>giving MT rides around the office

i hope you enjoy your spellcheck dying.
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>>5971699
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>>5971682
If an autistic shut in lose like Twilight can make friends, anyone can!
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>>5971719
I wish I could fuck Zecora
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>>5971724
You too.

<3
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>>5971693
if someone were to draw this, I'd die a happy and fulfilled man
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>>5971732
Stop being so cute, Twilight
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>>5971738

<3
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>>5971711
>never really talked at school
Where to start?
>No pain no gain
>No honey if no bee-hive
>Gotta weather the storm to appreciate the sun
Take your pick
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>>5971711
You should buy a synthesizer and a sequencer and write some angsty post-dubstep or feelcore or something.
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>>5971726
>tfw texan and no guns
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>>5971716
Not when you see other people paint
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>>5971759
Where in Texas?
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>>5970716
Here's a Rarity.
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>>5971726
>owning more than 2 firearms
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>>5971699
>>5971682
>>5971732


Twilight looking sturn only makes me more snuggly
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>>5971754
>feelcore
I'm armed to the teeth
like a fucking animal
I ruin everything
I get my bony hands on
;_;
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>>5971726
>ran out of Rarity
What a pleb thought, you pleb
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>>5971719
I want MT to make me one of those little marker plushes.
I would buy that and mock the general with pictures of it.
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>>5971732
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>>5971786
How do you sing ";_;"?
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>>5971775
Likeitmattersville
About an hour away from Dallas
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>scootanon shitting up the place with his depression bullshit again

Not big fucking surprise.
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>>5971753

Well I mean if somebody talked to me, I'd totally talk back. It's just that no one ever did.
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>>5971715
>tfw the only people who knew you very well described you as cold, distant, and insensitive

Don't worry, you're not the only one. People assume that because they can't see your emotions, they must not exist. People say things like "hurr durr psycopath", but I'm genuinely empathetic, I just don't express it well.
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>>5971754
>post-dubstep or feelcore
I always listen to those when I feel like shit and it just makes it worse.
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>>5971803
You shout and smash your fists against the keyboard
Wait, that's a different song
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>Live in Wyoming
>No guns
I'd be interested, but ammo is god damn expensive, and there's no crime to warrant one for self-defense
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>>5971786
I'm listening to Giles Corey right now
anon get out
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>>5971682
The thing is, I actually understand that it's easy. I mean, it stands to reason that it's easy if everyone does it. But it would require me to change my mind. A kind of "revolution" in thinking. My brain is like the party in 1984. Its purpose is to exist and express it's power, and actively squashshes any force that could undermine it. It's really like I live under a self imposed mental dictatorship.
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Those spa ponies were too seductive, they must have drawn them that way knowing kids would think they're hot, there's no other explanation.

I want to go to the spa with Rarity and Fluttershy, then have the spa pony with the pink hair suck and lick my cock me while the other one fingers me in the ass and pinches my nipples
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>>5971817
That is when you start pushing. I was told by my TV Production instructor, "If you don't toot your own horn, no one's going to for you"
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>>5971778
That's pretty fuckin' rad.
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>>5971719
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>>5971845
man it's so good
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>>5971596
I did try to after the episode, but I really disliked what I had scribbled up. I'll try again another time.
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>>5971849
>that image
heh
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>>5971835
.22 lr and 5.45 aren't that expensive
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>>5971835
You can get a nugget and nearly a thousand rounds of ammo for under $300.
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>tfw ross has left MLPG to shit up apple's stream
you just can't escape.
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Unrelated to discussion, how's my Anonpony?
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>>5971852
Thanks! I don't know if it's better with the black layer on, though.
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>>5971869
Oh man, I wish I could into art like you.
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>>5971880
For $300, I could also buy something useful
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>>5971849

But pushing what exactly? Do I just greet random people and start to tell them about myself?

I'm really not sure how this works.
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>>5971898
>implying a rifle isn't one of the most useful things a man can own
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>>5971868
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HnFzsJS9p0
this is my favorite Giles Corey song, and it's holiday-related
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>>5971726

I'm not gonna get them out of the >safe, but:

91/30
Ruger P89
Springfield XD9
Bushmaster M4gery
Heritage Rough Rider
Mossberg 590

one AJ toy, one Rarity toy
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>>5971702
Renne quest didn't really happen this week. Wednesday's quest more-or-less no-one showed up for and LK called it after an hour of no actions being decided, and Thursday was off because of turkey day anyway.
Here's the /mlp/ archive of the Wednesday thread.
http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/5940829
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>>5971786
Someone talks to me tryinna be friendly
I try to talk but can't, my palms get sweaty
I just cant contain all of my spaghetti
Suddenly it's spewing out like confetti
He wipes his face and says "Man thats nasty"
Suddenly I'm on the floor, no conscious in me.
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>>5971906
>>5971849

>>/soc/
>>/adv/
>>/anywherethatisn'tfuckinghere/
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>>5971887
link?
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>>5971906
People in your class, man. Small talk. Try to be funny when possible, people stick with you if you're decently humorous.
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>>5971869
Not bad.
I love the one with the flower.
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>>5971906
Like I said.
Keep being asocial and write some angsty music.

I really want to hear it.
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>New pony tomorrow
>Still shitposting
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>>5971906
Get drunk and talk to people, it helps so much
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>>5971927

>mfw I mess up spoilers
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>>5971329
Does that look any better?

>>5971335
I hear what you're saying, but doesn't it make sense to improve by challenging yourself with things you're not comfortable with?

And I doubt everyone hates badly drawn porn, people like all sorts of awful art for all sorts of reasons.
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>>5971936
>
>>5970966
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Scootanon, where do you live?

We need to get some guys together and have an intervention.
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>>5971906
There I cannot aid you, friend. The art of stranger-conversation is an intangible and un-teachable art that, to me, is an inherent trait.

I do feel for you, friend, but alas, I only remind you that there are more than enough ponyfags to become insta-friends with fellow ponyfags.
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>>5971912
it's not, unless you hunt
You can't really defend yourself in close-quarters or conceal a long-ass rifle
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>>5971972
http://www.livestream.com/sunsnacks
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>>5971970
Better, but the scale is off.
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>>5971854
Coudlt I just keep her in my pocket or my desk?

I have work to do
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>>5971975
you're from texas, right?
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>>5971975
Yes, you, him and Ross can all get together and fucking kill yourselves.
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>>5971869
Which is the real Pinkie?

Which do I shoot!?
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>>5971912
Murrica please. Most people go their entire lives without needing to kill something at long range.
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>>5971794
I did make one. It came out okay.
>>5971987
She'd probably just crawl over your body and snuggle somewhere.
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>>5971987
She would squirm out of your pocket and jump down to your keyboard.
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>>5971979
>You can't really defend yourself in close-quarters or conceal a long-ass rifle
I'll bet you $50 I can use my long-ass rifle in close quarters better than you can use whatever it is you use.
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>>5972013

Dammit Britain, don't you have a TV to register or something?
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>>5972006
Shoot 'em all and let God sort them out.
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>>5972019
nachos pls go
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>>5971992
I live in Texas, yes.
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>>5972019
I don't use anything
I don't have a reason to own a gun, much less a big old rifle
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>>5971928
Tahts a shame

If I hat the hours I'd be up for it, but I'm not and I've missed out on so much already
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>>5971928
Oh, darn.
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>>5971940

I wouldn't want to annoy anyone by talking to them though. I mean they probably wouldn't want to talk to me.

>>5971965

I've never had alcohol before, but I'm interested in trying it. Can't get it myself because I'm only 19 though, so I'm not sure how I'd go about obtaining some.
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>>5972038
Where?
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>>5972016
Make another.
I require it.
I give you monies for it!
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>>5972041
You wouldn't be saying that if Ross were walking up your driveway with a sketchbook in his hands.
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>>5971958
I don't think I'll be able to watch the episode without having that Babs voice ringing on my head, it's a bit annoying.

But the CMC parts were cute, I don't want to judge the episode before seeing it.
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>>5971575
POST YOUR ART TIME. Let's turn this into an autistic art thread. Btw, I really do like your pinkie drawings. From the other post, too.
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>>5972028
Nope. I have plenty of paid holiday to use. I might go an use some of my free healthcare.
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>>5972056
Houston.
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>>5972062
Babs voice is rather grating, isn't it?
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>>5972070
Oh that's a very nice colouring
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>>5972073

Hopefully you don't walk past a stabbing on your way there

you might go to jail as an accessory to a crime
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>>5972060
That's what a trusty half-brick in a sock is for.
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>>5972070
>>5972091
Yeah, very smooth and all.
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>>5972078
I possibly could meet up
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>>5972060
I would say "Hey, go away"
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>>5972097
Or a knoife.
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>>5972070
I'm liking this idea
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>>5972115
"Kno ife"
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>>5972115
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Don't forget to join FLockdraw!

http://py-bot.com/apps/flockmod.swf

Room is mlp
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>>5972060
Or if I ever saw you.
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>tfw in all reality, you're probably going to kill yourself soon
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>>5972016
She can snuggle but butt for all I care

therese TPS reports wont file themselves
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>>5972090
It's her accent, I don't know if it sounds either weird, off or boy-ish.
> Looks like somepony's pumpkin just got squashed!
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>>5972097
If you let him get that close it's too late.

>>5972111
You think we haven't tried that?

>>5972105
Could you rephrase that into a more complete thought?
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>>5971965

When I get drunk I get less talkative and everyone around me gets really annoying. I just want to sit and be by myself chilling with music at a moderate volume.
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>>5972143
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>>5972155
>Could you rephrase that into a more complete thought?
no
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>>5972143
Don't Dew it!
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>>5972154
It's an attempt at a butch-chick manhattan accent, as if Scootaloo wasn't butch enough.
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>>5972154
>This is how Manehattinites all talk.
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>>5972159
>not understanding depression
>responding
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>>5972168
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>>5972159
I've been thinking a lot about killing myself, not because I'm horribly depressed, but because life is really boring and shitty, and it would take a lot of hard work to make it better
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>>5972091
>>5972104

;u; Thanks friends. But let's see some wannabe drawthread action! (pic related but not own art, obvi)
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>>5972070
autistic art you say?
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>>5972137
>http://py-bot.com/apps/flockmod.swf
Good idea. My tablet is completely fucked, SAI don't get either the pressure nor can switch on the stabilizer.
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>>5972176

>tfw you will never be talked out of suicide by a large corporation just so you can continue buying their products.
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>>5972159
Hahaha, the person who wrote that obviously has no idea what it feels like to want to kill yourself, or even lesser depression.
depressed anons pls get help
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>>5972078
One step closer...
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>>5972212
I don't understand the point of the tfw in that line
why not just go full >you will never
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>>5971906
Toastmasters. Google it, use the ZIP Finder to find a local club, and attend as a guest. You will never find a more sociable group of people willing to be used for your sociability practice.
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>>5972177
>>5972186
>tfw never heard a manhattan accent

>>5972192
All my pony drawings are terrible, can I post a color job instead?

Original Art is by Rose.
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>>5972078
Good thing I bought tickets for Dallas on 1/20, and not the Houston show on 1/21
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>>5972229
Because you are nevers are horrible.
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>>5972198
Oh wait, autistic stuff too?
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>>5972229
The overuse and misuse of "tfw" and "mfw" is disgusting. It's reached the level of "lol."
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MLPG help

I drank way too much

Which pony should I pretend to help weather out this personal storm?
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>>5972264
damn nigga, that's autistic
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>>5972253
Going to see Jeff Mangum?
Nice.
>mfw I'm stuck in fucking San Antonio and won't make it
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>>5972270
Let her warm indifference be the light that guides you into tomorrow
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>>5972130
>>5972198
>>5972250
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>>5972270
Oh you know who the choice is.
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>>5972264
I wish you guys would quit misusing words
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>>5972262
1) you are horrible
2) you used a "you will never" anyway, adding >tfw doesn't change that
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>>5972280
aw yeah, man. last US acoustic tour? no way I'm missing that
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>>5972280
>mfw I live literally in the middle of the Americas and no one but shitty pop artist/dance music producers come here
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>>5972264
Jackle App's Seasons thing got more pathetic as it went on. The first one was all right, then it devolved into projecting and wish-fulfillment
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>>5972250
Balloon animals.

Rainbow Dash just saw a bunch of Pinkies popped, and she says "balloon animals." Is she morbid, or just dense?
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>>5972324
>dance music producers
which ones?
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>>5972330
>dem eyelashes

is that peanut butter's work?
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>all this art
I like it but it also makes me feel worse about myself!
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goodnight MLPG
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what is the fuckest screenshot from the show you have seen
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>>5972332
He gives the best hugs though
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>>5972343
Ha if you want to feel bad come watch apples stream right now.
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>>5972350
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>>5972332
Agreed
I still think Summer is excellent, but they just get worse and worse as they go on
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>>5972282
>Beatituful princess of light and warmth

>>5972286
>dull silly drunkard thats mostly a pony version of myself if female

The choice is clean

give me the trash to love
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>>5971869
Perspective is really weird, they all look like different sizes.
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>>5972349
Good night.
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>>5972343
Join us in Flockdraw. Blame everything on it.

http://py-bot.com/apps/flockmod.swf

Room is mlp
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>>5972338
when will we have augmented reality pones
>>
What's the name of that one pony that loves parties?
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>>5972339
Steve Aoki, Guetta, Above & Beyond, Paul Oakenfold, Tiesto, Van Buuren, and Skrillex next year.
I'm going to Aoki's in a couple of days with my friends though
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>>5972350
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>>5972386
ouch
sorry man
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>>5972381
Cheerilee?
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>>5972381
Rarity. She loves punch and pin the tail on the Pony.
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>>5972381
ponk
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>>5972350
cyclops
>>
do you guys have any king sombra quotes
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>>5972393
>>5972394
No no no, the pink pony with the balloon cutie mark, she's part of the main six.
What's her name?
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>>5972365
You got it
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>>5972364
I was hoping the last one would buckle the trend, but it was the worst of the lot.
>>5972353
I don't touch people
>>
I'm about to start pre-writing a pony fanfiction that has nothing to do with the show, focusing on a day in the life of my OC and the other ponies that live in his apartment building with him.
What can I do to make it suck less than it already does based on premise alone?
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>>5972406
"What's fun is there in making sense?"
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>>5972406
CRYSTALLLLLLS
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>>5972386
I'm going to Skrillex's on December, wanted to go to the Aoki and Feed Me one on January here, but it's like $130

Have fun with Aoki!
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>tfw loling at the implications of mfw being ftw

Year of our lord Two Thousand Ten plus two

I Seriously Hope You Do Not Do Such Things as These.
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>>5972412
Pank
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>>5972381
twist

also what are the implications of this
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>>5972406
"I do say servants, would it be the least trouble were I to possess thine shiny minerals again? The organ-structure is absolutely captivating!"
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>>5972349

Goodnight Goodnight Anon
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>>5972421
add my OC as a slutty neighbor that everyone bangs
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>>5972379
i want an augmented reality pone

then my dick enters the screen
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>>5972190
>>5972187
>>5972219
I lost my faith in humanity when I was seven years old
I hate my family, friends, the people I go to collage with, all because they are human beings
I have thought of killing myself because their is no point in living, it's not fulfilling, everything I do will be forgotten, and I won't change anybody's life for the better

But I don't care, I going to have >fun, I'm going to go out with a bang
I'm not going to do anything so I can impress someone, I'm going to do it for myself

If you're depressed, then why not get off the cross, use the wood to build a bridge, and get over it
I could care less who autistic I sound, I feel better
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>>5972435
Ponies are invulnerable.
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>>5972417
I would love her with all my heart


All of two minutes before we both passed out on top of each oter
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>>5972342

no
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>>5972421
Treat it like Friends. Give them jobs and responsibilities and build the town/building. Make it feel like they could be background ponies.

Can you give us any more details?
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>>5972406
"Upon this ground, I declare myself Sombra, King of Shadows, and Emperor of Crystals. All shall worship me or die."

"Scrub harder, slave. Your Crystal Emperor commands it!"

"You cannot defeat me! I am immortal! I am invin-aaaaaaaah!"
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>>5972458
>Implying she wouldn't give you the ride of your life
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heeeeeeyyyy sexy lady!
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>>5970716
Lol. I can'r draw shit.
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>>5972473
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>>5972431
Damn, that's expensive. Thanks!
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>>5972458
>Wake up the next afternoon in the living room.
>She wakes up in the bath tub.
>You both went to bed in the bedroom.
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>>5972486
I have no doubt she would

But neither of us would remember it

Just the dazed, sickly confusion of the morning after
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>>5972435
i wish more cute stuff happened in the background
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>>5972406
Cryyyyystals.
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can we be old vidya again? that was >fun
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>>5972454
Being sad, angry, or frustrated with the world -- that's not the same as depression. Clinical Depression isn't the same as just being "depressed".

It's being unable to enjoy anything. It's waking up and not finding a reason to get out of bad.
It's not sadness or anger. It's apathy. It's fatigue.
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How was your yearly dose of Bird, MLPG?

How much do you think Gilda would hate Thanksgiving?
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>>5972493
gayyyyy sex with babies
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>>5972530
I eat turkey every chance I get.
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>>5972519
Hear, hear. Go to a DBSA support group meeting if you have depression. They know how to cope, and they usually know decent doctors. Because it is chemical, and usually treatable.
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>>5972530
>Only eating turkey on thanksgiving
Turkey is great man, what the heck
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>>5972519
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>>5972498
...King Sombra dressed up as Sho Minamimoto?
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>>5972454
>I'm going to go out with a bang
I like your style, anon.
Take out something we all hate while you're doing it. Like some neonazi asshole convention.
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>implying Christina Aguilera didn't have the stupidest AMA segment
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>>5972514

It does all the time its just usually really subtle
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>>5972519
NOW I know the difference
that's good to know
I sound stupid now
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>>5972547
If I liked Gilda, I would be sure to town things down for her
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Current flockdraw picture.

http://py-bot.com/apps/flockmod.swf

Room is mlp
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>>5972530
Do you care when people eat beef?
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>>5972530
>implying hawks wouldn't eat every turkey they see
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>>5972450
What is their name, and what do they look like?
This is a writing exercise more than anything.

>>5972471
Actually Friends was a pretty big inspiration. As it's supposed to be just like a 15-20K word proof to myself that I can finish something, the general plot involves my character trying to pay his rent but getting side-tracked and screwed over. Tackling the distractions leads to him accidentally solving his neighbor's problems, causing them to believe him to be much more competent than he actually is.
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>>5972569
>>
How many of you are going to Black Friday?

To buy MLP toys at Target?
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>>5972517
I think being locked away in the ice all those years made Sombra a little retarded, eh?
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>>5972605
I have to WORK on Black Friday.
HUMBUG ON IT ALL!
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>>5972582
Latest Apple picture, alternatively
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>>5972598
Sounds interesting!
Have you written anything we might have read?
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>>5972608
There's a theory about that he slowly regained physicality and semblance the closer he got to the crystal heart. For a moment, you can tell he's surprised that he regained his pony form.

He wasn't retarded, just separated from something he needed as much as the Crystal Ponies
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>>5972571
I was actually planing on killing as many people as possible, IF there is a guarantee that I'm going to die
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how does ponono
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>>5972421
Would you guys watch a sitcom where MiniTuffs, Sleepyhead, Ice Pack, Inky Donkey, and Wolf Nanaki are all roommates?
What if Sriracha Pony lived in their fridge?
What if their landlord was Rover?
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>>5972605
The Bad Dragon 40% Black Friday sales Starts in 12 hours, 51 minutes, and 47 seconds from now
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>>5972655
I would, yeah.
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>>5972598
I'll be reminding you every day, okay?

It sounds interesting, and I'd like to see it completed.
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God damn it

Pinkie Pie. I know you are not real. You are fictional magical talking pony. But knowing that

I love you. I love you Pinkie Pie. I love you with all of my patheticness has to give, what little that is. All I want is to curl up beside you and fall asleep in peace and have fun the next day, forever.

I know thats not realistic to ask, but its Thanksgiving. I drunk and dont care. I just wish you were real and could feel as I feel.

I love you pink horse
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>>5972605
I was at Toys R Us a few hours ago. Fuck that shit.
I did see some guy buy a shitload of pone, though.
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>>5972644
If you an hero as a hero, do it heroically. Go downtown and try to buy some drugs, then shoot the guy that tries to sell them to you. Bonus: be white.
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>>5972662
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>>5972655
>Nanaki
Dropped.
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I haven't fapped in days

talk about something sexy
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>>5972655
why would Rover be their landlord
that doesn't make any sense at all
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>>5972687
So they got this thing called "Crotchtits General" now...
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>>5972687
fluttershy just farted in your lap
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>>5972636
So he tied his essence to the Crystal Heart, like a phylactry / horcrux? His corruption of the heart was spreading across Equestria, so the alicorns put a stop to him? I like this!
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>>5972633
>croptool
I should have guessed
and no, unless you browse nifty's gay incest archives

>>5972661
oh gosh, okay
and thanks
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>>5972631

yayayaya art gets me off
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>>5972605
I saw a fat guy buying a shitload of pone at Target.
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>>5972662
She is real anon; she lives in your heart.
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>>5972674
oh yeah?
well here's something you should know:
I'm scanning Hoofbeat right now
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>>5972636
>Just before he got nuked he realized how much monologing he could have done just then.
>It was dark and would crush the hopes of all those who heard it.
>And then he assploded.
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>>5972704
Why else was there so much protection around the jewel?
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>>5972699

Huh, didnt think crothboobs would be that popular.

and I dont mean that terrible humanboobed milk mare or whatever the fuck
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>>5972717
Do do a dozen parasites

Doesnt mean thats a good thing
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>>5972631
I hate how good this guy draws.

Fuck it makes me mad just thinking about it.
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>>5972731
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>>5972722
Christ, that still hasn't been posted yet?
Wasn't it released like, a week ago?
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>>5972704
>phylactry
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>>5972722
You're my favorite Indian deputy.
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>>5972712
Hey, I only bought the three vinyl figure box sets, the rainbow of Crystal Mane Six, the Wedding Set with brushable Shiny and Cadance, and the only two card packs they had left.
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>>5972662
I love you too, Anon!

I know we can't be together. But you should be happy knowing I feel the same way! Since we can't be together, I hope that you find someone you can be with, and you're super, super happy with them!
I know you might not think you will, but it's a BIIIG world and you've got so many chances! You're still young! So don't ever let yourself stop hoping!

I'll be thinking of you, Anon! Best wishes!
Smooches!
Pinkie
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>>5972745
he did that in 3 mins
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>>5972746
>fanon
disgusting
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>>5972662
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>>5972765
so he's a Nanaki-fast drawer?
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>>5972658

Oh boy! Which one are you guys buying?
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>>5972783
Is Nanaki a fast drawer?
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>>5972777
TOO SLOW, DOUCHE-BAG
SHE ALREADY WROTE HER LETTER BACK
HA HA, YOU LOSE THIS ROUND!
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>>5972732
Protection from someone who uses dark magic.
Sombra would in no way be able to use hope and love magic to unfuck that door.
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>>5972765
too bad he wastes his talent on furry shit. He could have been something.
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>>5972777
You think I care that she's a cartoon?
I love her.
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>>5972758
There's more than three now, Anon.

can you even into conspicuous consuption
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>>5972741
So there's this furry artist called ECMajor, he's been around a while. Even other furries are uncomfortable with his level of realism when drawing feral deer and other critters with teats.

His ponies are the most faptastic ever.
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>>5972794
I haven't decided yet
There's so many choices
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>>5972794
Unflared Chance, medium
actual dragon dildos are for gaylords
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>>5972807
>He could have been something.
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>>5972813
Jesus christ.
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>>5972704
Maybe. While it's unlikely to ever happen, it would be nice to know why he's so powerful.
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>>5972763
>imagining gilda telling me the same things
Fuck this hurts way too much
>"Chin up, dweeb..."

;_; I think I'm going to go cuddle a pillow now and try and sleep
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>>5972832
Well so could you, anon
So could anyone
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>>5972658
I am seriously going to have a hard time turning that down.
Do they deliver in plain packaging?
Should I get the husky or the mare?
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>>5972818
Oh yeah that guy. its almost scary

But I cant look away...
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>>5972807
he is like 18 dude
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>>5972854
>buying penetrables
haha faggot
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>>5972722
whoa, wait a minute
you're a homicidal native american who's in to pony porn?
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>>5972662
God damn it. I wanted to say the same exact thing to Twilight Sparkle. I drink a lot of fucking beers. I'm fucking drunk.

I fucking love you Twilight Sparkle, even though you are a fictional character.
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>>5971355
this might be a necro post but I just got here and wanted to say: tiara did animations/swf stuff that he was popular for under a different name before he got popular with tiarawhy. so that doesn't really apply to just drawing porn right away.
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>>5972873
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>>5972868
Its just like Assassins Creed!
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>>5972852
>He doesnt cuddle a pillow everynight
>laughing mare.jpeg
>crying anon.gof
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>>5972794

I was thinking of getting a small unflared chance as my first real toy. Not sure what firmness I should get.
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>>5972861
I've seen 13 y/o ukrainian girls with more direction than him. That's no excuse.
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>>5972899
Don't buy small from BD. it's a total waste
go medium and either medium or hard firmness
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>>5972899
>Small
A lot of people say go straight to medium, and get a generic dildo to practice with until you can take medium (which shouldn't be much). BD's too expensive to buy a small toy you'll throw away.
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>>5972899

Well you dont want the fucker bending every which way. Get it semi firm.
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>>5972662
Rarity, you're beautiful and the sexiest fucking pony in the show.

Your voice could be the last thing I hear, and I'd die a happy man. I long to feel your hooves on my chest and hear your breath in my ears as you sleep.

But Pepper Clarke is still my waifu. Sorry.
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>>5972873
>>5972662
>>5972852
>No one will ever confess their love to you like this
>You'll never get a coltfriend
>Ever
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>>5972906
don't you mean 5yearold japanese kids?
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>>5972873
Fuck you I'm loppy on discount Pompv

I will fuck you and your pony up
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>>5972822
>try to warm up with my small werewolf last night
>all of a sudden my ass becomes unstretchable
>can barely get my index finger inside
what the fuck man

>>5972854
I've kept my first buy's box and stuff. It doesn't even say that it's been shipped from "BAD DRAGON" or anything. Just some Arizona address.
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>>5972921
If fem snails was real I would

I so would.

She's really cute of an OC-ish pony. I just want to crawl under the blankets when its really cold out with her and just sleep in all morning.
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would you let her feed?
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>>5972921
femsnails, I know you're double not real, but I would you, both sexually and non-sexually. We could play Settlers of Catan with mSnips or something, or if you'd rather we could fuck like rabbits.

But I would you.
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>>5972947
What does it show up as on your bank statement?
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>>5972921
>you will never confess to your drawfag husbando
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>>5972947
Also, is the David good? cause I was thinking about that
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>>5972957
If Fluttersy was a vampire?

Sure, why not.
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>>5972957
Chrysalis or nothing.
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>there are people able to fit this inside their ass
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>>5973008
Yeah, cadavers maybe.
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>>5972969
that feel
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>>5972957
I don't get this picture. Why is she not freaking out that fluttershy is biting her?
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>dildo talk
Good night MLPG
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>>5972996
>AJ not thinkin about apples
>>
Which pony would take advantage of femsnail's desperation?

Would she have second thoughts mid-way? Would he/she honor them?
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>>5972968
Bad Dragon Enterprises, Inc., unfortunately. Could always use Paypal or something.

>>5973000
The knot is tough as fuck. If you want to do some circumference stretching, this shit is awesome. For the best orgasm of your life, work at it until you can get to the hilt with a bit of a struggle, then fap to your edge. Rest just above the knot until you're just about to cum, then let go of your dick and drop onto the knot as hard as you can.
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>>5973042
off topic can be a pain the ass sometimes huh
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>>5973042
have some dolls?
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Wow, that fucking lag.
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>>5972962
>>5972955
>Anon will never be real
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>>5973042
But I was talking about the fleshlights
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>>5972818
ECMajor is one of the artists i look up to. right next to apple. he's the one that made the clawclit for chrysalis.

his realistic ponies make my imaginings all the more realistic.
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>>5972996
fuck you Pinkie, I don't even know what a Deviatsch is
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>>5973089
what
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>>5972926
Isn't popov only on Discount? Dubra is $11 a handle here.
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>>5973109
>that shit ass coloring job that ruined all the line work
wow its fucking nothing.
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>>5973109
I would that claw
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>>5973097
I would with GG fem Snails

I would even pretend not to notice the tears

Or try to mask them with my own
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>>5972921
Don't worry, girl.
You'll find your one.
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>>5973064
Eh, I can take my fist, so girth isn't that concerning
>>
Has anyone filmed bad dragon dildos penetrating bad dragon penetrables, perhaps with narration?
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>>5973154
>anthro
2dpd
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>>5973153
Randall pls
who would possibly be interested in something like that
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>>5972920

pls die
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>>5972417
Berry Punch sloppy drunk sex would be the best
>>
Has anyone ordered the firmness samples? How big are they?

Are they big enough to use as coasters?
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Wow what the fuck are you guys doing

Jesus christ
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>>5973186
Sloppy drunk sex would be pretty great, but not as good as the oral that gets you drunk in the first place
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What's a popper? I saw these being sold on the same site as one of the Aneros things, what the fuck is it?
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>>5973193
Dude just buy coasters
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>>5973210
Nothing like a good slobbery deepthroat blowjob
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>>5973109
>>5973139
this image is why ECMajor is the best.

hands down.
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>>5973218
it's an inhalant to make your anus relax to better facilitate buttsex.
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I wish anon would have delivered with that hoofbeat so I can fap and go to bed and be rid of you faglords for the night.
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>>5973218
>What's a google?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poppers
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>>5973218
some kind of homosexual party drug

I know Mac and Charlie did them in Always Sunny and that worked out fairly well for them (see episode: "Mac and Charlie Die")
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>>5973186
Did someone day sloppy drink?

What do you get when you cross Rarity with an epelectic sezuire?

Fucl if I know!
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>>5973139
I've never had a complete understanding of this.
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>>5973280
I still working on it
I just pissed
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJNR2EpS0jw&feature=g-logo-xit

>tfw good commercials
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>>5973303

Some insect during coitus lock together, mostly from the male's end. This stops the female from trying to escape while they breed.
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>>5973338

To add to this, some species also have some form of "contraceptive" for the female if she has already bred. Dragonflies for example will actually scoop out the semen from other males with their tails.
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I know it's not pony related, but Tim Buckley just ended Control Alt Delete.


Ethan dies.
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>>5973388
sweet release
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>>5973144
>you will never bring that blushing, timid girl into a comforting hug and kiss her lips
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>ross hitting on apple in his stream
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>>5972957
But Rarity is vampire too
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>>5973388
>Tim Buckley just ended Control Alt Delete.


Thank fucking god
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>>5973388
Man, I don't even know what the fuck is happening with this but I'm glad it's over so I won't have to hear about it ever again
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>>5973388
>now all this suffering... will finally... be... over
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>>5973388
>COMEDY
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>>5973422
>he left
what a faggot
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>>5973407
>you will never help her pull off that shirt
>you will never plant a series of soft kisses down her chest, descending as she squirms in anticipation

I think my captcha is an advertisement for a prostitute.
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>>5973447
>not ʎpǝɯoɔ
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>>5973388
My fucking sides.
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>>5973388
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>>5973450
>"are you interested on working with me"
>no
>"well fuck you"
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>>5973388
RIPinpeace
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>>5973388

Even Concession ended better
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>>5973388
how's /co/ handling it?
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>>5971129
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>Internet has been going off and on all week
>Especially horrible today thanks to fatsgiving
>Wonder why it's suddenly good now
>Realize Black Friday starts in California in about 10 mins
I am disgusted with humanity at this point and I seriously hope there's good pony on Saturday
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>>5973388
i wonder what buckley's going to do now that his only source of income has been terminated. what talents does he possess that he can use outside of webcomics?

he can't draw worth a damn.
he can't write worth a damn.
hope he has a dayjob, or this comic's gonna see a resurrection from hell that will scare the daylights out of the internet.
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>>5973422
>Ross getting slammed in apples thread.
>The others are just fucking around with him.
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>>5973452
>she squeals in shock and delight as your lips rest over her nipples, giving them a gentle suckle and rolling your tongue around the areola
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>>5973476
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>>5971129
"error: you must wait longer before posting a reply"
what a bother
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>>5973521

>can't draw
>can't write

He doesn't need those things

he's already got a fanbase

>tfw he'll never crash and burn, and the people with talent will continue to be unknown
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Do you guys ever wish that some times pony would hug you?
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>>5973548
All the time.
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>>5973514
>you will obviously never experience the Westermark Effect
>you have no idea how repulsive it makes your siblings sexually

virgin detected.
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>>5973548
All the time. Sexually or nonsexually. Just some kind of pone physical contact.
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>>5973514
This is going to be an every day till you like it thing isn't it?

Can you have it on /a/ instead? That's kind of their bag.
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>>5973562
how about just any kind of physical contact?

i actively repulse other human beings. i know pone could never bring themselves to touch someone like me.

not even chrysalis, not even if i offered her my soul.
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>>5973560
But my older sister is Ross fodder.
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>>5973006
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>>5973388
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>>5973510
>Amerifat Eating Day followed by Amerifat Capitalism Appreciation Day

Truly, November is the worst month.
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>>5973452
>>5973528
Gentlemen, friendly reminder; if this extends much further, the old horse would be a better place for it.
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>>5973591
Yeah, that's the stuff. Her expression is just really interesting in that pic.
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>>5973591
God fucking dammit.
You don't even need blood to feed get off, fuck.
That shit hurts!
You are worse than my cat!
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>you will never run your hands over anthro-femsnails' slightly pudgy pear-shaped body
life is pain
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>>5973597

>Other countries mad jelly day
>Followed by other countries mad jelly day

Just another day in murrica
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>>5973596
ok, I'll admit it:

I laughed a lot harder than I should have.
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>>5973617
>getting mad at the only people in the thread that are actually talking about small colorful horses
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>>5973596
That's how it should have ended.
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>>5972957
No wings. Really blubbery.
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>>5973596
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>>5973633
other countries must experience this ad infinitum.
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>>5973597
And then we get a whole month of Black Friday with December to get through Christmas
Truly America is a great country filled with horrible people
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>>5973617
alright, alright, I'll wait for the horse to get older...
sheesh...stupid common courtesy...
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>>5973638
You maybe should take a chocolate milk break.
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>>5973633
Feels good, fellow American.
Let us now clap, and revel in the festivities!
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>>5973660
We could go to the previous horse if you'd like.
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>chris-chan finally having sex
>CAD ending

THE UNIVERSE IS BEING UNDONE
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>>5973674
>>chris-chan finally having sex
link.
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>>5973652

>Go to Wal-Mart
>pass shotgun case on way to grab celery
>tfw leave Wal-Mart with shotgun and celery

every day in America is other countries mad jelly day
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>>5973674
>Twinkies are gone.
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>>5973671
I clap every day just to piss off the rest of the world.

truly, our greatest country in the world towers above all others.

can i get a round of applause?
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>>5973682

He hired a prostitute.

http://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Virginbreaker.png
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>>5973688
>Use shotgun to shoot celery.
>Have to go back to get more celery.
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>>5973690

Also, preston finally stopped posting on da.
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Aside from Spitfire, are there any adult ponies we have seen without seeing their cutie marks?
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>>5972631
have a better res DORK.

>>5972765
did I? hold on I record my streams I gotta go time myself real fast
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>tfw you will never demonstrate human anatomy and reproduction by masturbating while all the town mares watch, and hear them gasp as you blast out jet after jet of thick cum onto the watching audience
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>>5973698
well that doesn't count

I could do that

probably
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>>5973674
>chris-chan finally having sex
IMPOSSIBRU!
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>>5973726

oglaf sucks
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>>5973696
Sorry, when browing 4chan I only clap for repeating digits
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>>5973722
It's kinda spooky watchin' you art.
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>>5973698

http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Virgin_with_rage
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Which pone would feed in dota?
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>>5973746

Sam pls go
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>>5973726
>"I-is that it?"
>"OH MY GOD, THAT IS ALL HE CAN DO!"
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>>5973698

>putting together a gift basket for a prostitute
>she complemented him on his big bent duck

You cannot fathom how far my sides have flown. They have seen the farthest reaches of the universe, battled fierce alien lifeforms and fucked hot alien babes. They will never return home for their new life is beyond anything that they could ever hope to achieve on this planet.
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>>5973674
Does this mean that I will get laid, hell freezes over, pigs start flying from the recently frozen hell, and sentient cheese takes over the world?
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>>5973758
Ziggy says I have to stay apparently.
Believe me, I want to leave this place, it's creepy!
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>>5973759
pls
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>>5973712
Oh god, and I'm actually spoken for for once.

Shit, maybe those 2012 fags were right.
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>>5973696

>calling america greatest country in the world
>uses the word "towers" in the same sentence

Too soon.
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>>5973757
Rarity would play Riki and first item boots before rushing vlads
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>>5973788
NEVAR FORGET
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>>5973722
NOPE IT WAS ALMOST 4 MINUTES
NOT GOOD ENOUGH, NEEDS WORK
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>>5973746
It always pumps me up, I don't know why.
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>>5973796
>rushing Vlads on Riki
WHY
FUCK WHY DO ALL OF MY TRENCHTIER SHITTERS DO THIS
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>>5973673
Then it would just be the two of us.
I like it when people watch...
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>>5973788
OUR BEAMS OF INFINITELY LONG LIGHT THAT HAVE REPLACED THEM CAN NEVER BE TOPPED!

JUST TRY TO BUILD SOMETHING TALLER, YOU NON-AMERICAN FAGGOTS
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>>5973810
You'd be surprised how often people follow the horse sex.
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>>5973802
George Bush please.
Get off the internet.
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>>5973810
Just got here - femsnails on anon action?

I'll watch~
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>>5973804
>>5973722
done fappan already, apple?
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>Rainbow Dash starts training by chipping away at a giant pillar of rock candy,
>manages to destroy it in a single attack
>a nearby village thinks she's the chosen one
>she gets sent to fight the Peppermint Golem.

What happens?
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>>5973810
I'd watch too, but the old horse seems to be very, very old and will probably die randomly
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>>5973814
>Terrorists fly a giant mirror over the lights, causing them to reflect to the ground.
>Slowly, the witnesses start to clap.
>Dem crazy turrusts learned to topple light.
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>>5973828
she becomes the next peppermint golem
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>>5973823
>>5973818
>>5973810
fuck the other anons!

please continue your femsnailsXanon spoilertext here!
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>>5971129
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>>5973840
but reflecting them back into themselves would only make them brighter
Plus we would retake air superiority pretty quickly
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>>5973838
>Page: 8:2nd
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>>5973828
A cuh-razy adventure.
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>>5973857

>Retake
>Implying terrorists could seriously ever fly into this country again

It was kind of a one-time deal
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>>5973857
They have the mirror bent slightly.
Plus nobody would be able to see them if they looked up, because they would be behind a mirror so no air support will come at first.
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Which pony has the tootiest booty?
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>>5973870
>terrorist airplanes
someone's been watching a bit too much TEAM AMERICA:WORLD POLICE

also, the age of people quietly accepting plane hijackings is over. people will now jump over themselves to try and be the hero that kills the terrorists trying to hijack the plane.
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>>5973872
Then obviously American Hero Rainbow Dash would fly in, smash the mirrors and save the day
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What is Jessy's tumblr?
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>>5973879
none of them
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>>5973879
Your mom.
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>>5973879
fartfag pls go.
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>tfw you can't tell if patriotism or sarcasm and you hate it
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>>5973759
that'd be awesome actually
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>>5973814
What if Achmed just kinda gos over and flips the switch.
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>>5973891
DAMN YOU AMERICAN HERO RAINBOW DASH!
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>>5973892
wait, jessy has a tumblr now?

since when?
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>>5973892
I'd post the link board and direct you to the who's who, but I got banned for a day last time I did that
Good luck, sucker
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>>5973879
This one
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>>5973916
Does she make her booty tunes by tooting booty toots out of her tooty booty?
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>>5973901
It would be awesome to have a town of mares laugh at your shitty small jizz load?
Even you supplement fags would be laughed at, sorry.
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>>5973910
She's had one for quite some time, y'know.
http://thesassyjessy.tumblr.com/
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>>5973814
>implying this wasn't a Nazi idea to begin with.
Do you even Cathedral of Light?
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>>5973923
Yes
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>>5973851
Would anon run his hands up under my skirt to my butt? Would he hold me tighter as I squirmed with his fingers finding their way up my legs and into my panties? Would he silence my whimper with a kiss as he probed my anus?
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http://askpalette-swap.tumblr.com/

>That EB OC
PFAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>5973953

stop
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rip cad
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e60JlM6ZXHc
;_;
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>>5973927
>implying that wouldn't turn me on even more
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>>5973944
>not making pillars of light american
Besides, the swastika was ruined by the nazis despite being from hindu and buddhist cultures.
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>>5973951
Would you rather watch or help?
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>>5973953
Holy shit you're tragically pathetic
Echoing >>5973961
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>>5973961
>>>/q/
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>>5973851
Well, this horse is close to dead anyway, so...
Fuck it.
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>>5973977

stop
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>>5973993
continue
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>>5973975
At least it's not as bad as the recent shitstorms.
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>>5973996

halt
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>>5973973
Help how?
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>>5973999
Arrête
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>>5973960
I feel bad for eurobeat
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>>5973998
>not wanting to stain the old horse brown
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>>5974012
I hate that face with a passion...
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>>5974008
if that's Eurobeat's OC then who the hell is this and why do I have it saved as eurobeat.png?
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>>5974002
Fueling, kneading, licking?
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>>5974012
>wanted Fluttershy to transform into that
>it all turns to shit instead

Shazbot
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>>5974012
is that mouth open or closed?
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>>5974008
It's like a cruel joke that keeps repeating itself.
>>5974026
That IS his OC, the red thing is the bronies attempt at it.
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You guys have a favorite pony pic? Maybe one that doesn't get posted as often as you'd like because you don't ever get the chance?

Now's that chance. Let's see it.
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>>5974026
The red one is the OC he made with pony creator. That one is the one Jessy made. I hope he switches OCs, that one is so much nicer.
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>>5973528
I believe it was your turn.
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>>5974012
That fic is never getting written, is it

>>5974038
Open. There's a tongue there.
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>>5974042
I have a bunch, actually
I like it when people draw ponies going full magic even though it's not even remotely like what happens in the show
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I just don't get why they have to sling their fetishes around here. Nonstop. Forever.

It's not like there isn't endless websites for that kinda thing.

I just want to talk about pony, even fetishes with pony. They can't even claim they're doing that anymore, because they aren't.

I just don't understand.
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>>5974028
Yes, yes and yes
What makes booty tunes tooty booty the tootiest?
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>>5974042

I really like the simpsons ponies stuff.
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>>5974042
Mine is too big for the channel apparently.
http://imgur.com/ml1yL

Also my computer background.
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>>5974057
these are great
I only have Chrysalis and Fluttershy, any idea where they come from?
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>>5974066
I don't get why you don't just ignore the post
See a fetishshit about to pop off? Click that minus button, turn on recursive filtering, and voila
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>>5974084

But ignoring the problem doesn't stop it.
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>>5974076
>what is reverse image search
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>>5974093
Neither is bitching about it.
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>>5974066
>Nonstop. Forever.
Calm down and stop exaggerating
Are you the same guy that was crying about how "DJ ACID IS SPAMMED IN LITERALLY EVERY THREAD" when that's obviously false?
I do agree with you on the 'non-pony' part though
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>>5974093
Makes you get less mad about it.
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>>5974093
From your point of view, it will cease to exist
It's still a problem, just not for you
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>>5974040
Nah, he made that OC. Jessy drew the purple one.
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>>5974093
Welcome to 4chan.

You can't stop people from doing something you don't like. The best you can do is not participate.
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>>5974105

Point to a thread in the past 3 months from the archive without it
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>>5974112
Oh he did?
Well...
He should stick to music...
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>>5974104
>>5974106

But, wouldn't it make more sense to take it somewhere else?

Maybe a place designed for it?

It's like trying to play basketball in a hotel bathroom where there's an empty basketball court outside. Also everyone in the bathroom is doing bathroom things.
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>You will never a Tess while he tries to tell you that, despite his screen-name, he's really a guy.
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>>5974072
A big pot of beans does the trick quite nicely. But it tends to get her gut gurgling something fierce. Would you help her relax with some belly rubs? They also help work her gas into nice big pockets.
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>>5974121
>oh yeah? prove me wrong!
>the burden of proof most definitely rests on the negative!

no, it doesn't faggot. fuck off and whine at >>>/q/
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>>5974121
http://arch.413chan.net/mlp5705538.html
http://arch.413chan.net/mlp5963668.html
http://arch.413chan.net/mlp5959120.html
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>>5974121
I would rather point at the anon that has been stewing about it for the past three months and is now stating what we all know and ignore just fine like a dense fuck who thinks his post is going to start some sort of revolution against fetishfags.
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>>5974153
>>5974150

You guys are so defensive because you know you're in the wrong
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>>5974136
>But, wouldn't it make more sense to take it somewhere else?
Yes. It would
Will they? No
Can you prevent yourself from being subject to it? You sure can
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>>5974153
Everyone knows the real way to get something out of 4chan is to spam the fuck out of it non-stop until idiots shit on it on sight.

I miss you, cutebolds. ;_;
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God guys my friend just finished streaming The Walking Dead episode 5

I can't handle myself right now. Hold me. Give me a happy pony to lift my spirits
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>>5973528
>"W-Why did you stop...?"
>"Was-was it...not good...?"
>>
whatever happend to that femsnails spoilertexting? why all of a sudden the fartfag bullshit instead?
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>>5974136
I've tried this line of reasoning a thousand times, and it basically comes down to the fact that they will never leave, and nothing we say will change it, so recursive filtering is the only sane option.
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>>5974136
Except everyone in the ballroom is also doing non-ballroom things and the ballroom floor happens to be a fairly reasonable place to play basketball, several the ballroom uses don't mind the basketball and there is a simple way for the ballroom users who hate basketball to see a game starting and look away and never see it again

Your analogy is bad
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>>5974172
Did you have her do it?
Or did you ask her to leave you?
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>>5974136
Perhaps, and I try to encourage people to take it to dead threads where it will bother less people, but it can't always happen like that unfortunately.

Now, as I said, complaining isn't helping. Try this. Go hide your first post and turn on recursive filtering, then refresh the page. Look and see how many other posts get hidden with it. Every last one of those is non-pony-related fallout created from your post.

By failing to solve the problem for yourself under the false guise of concern for others, you hurt others further.
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>>5974160
No we are 'defensive' because we know trying to stop it only results in people who are hard headed as we are to do it even more to spite us because we all share the same mindset of 'fuck you, I will do what I want.'

How long have you been to 4chan?
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>>5974153
As the guy who posted >>5973953 I just want to point out that I repeatedly suggested we move to the dead horse, and waited for a response there after posting some crude 'feelers', but got zero bites. I was told by multiple anons that they were interested, and by one to just post it here.

inb4 >implying there's such a thing as multiple anons
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>>5974182
He told her to leave

My heart
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>>5974178

What awful human beings
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>>5974176
see >>5974174
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>>5974179

Nice reading comprehension
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This is stupid
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>>5974204
NUH UH
YOU'RE STUPID
YOU STUPID HORSE
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>>5974190
Don't worry about it, its just some assdamaged and or drunk Anon ranting, again.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-aypharQ64
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>>5974195
It's okay.
I just finished it myself.
I asked her to end it.
I didn't want him to become one of them. Not after everything he's done.

Hold me, Anon...
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>>5974216
Go away bughorse
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>>5971129
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>>5974217

Or maybe

maybe someone who comes here for pony instead of vaguely pony fetishes

just maybe
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>>5974203
>He doesn't shit, piss, fap or shower in his ballroom.
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>>5974230
CAN'T MAKE ME
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I probably wouldn't even be upset about the fetishes if they weren't the same thing over and over
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>>5974235
>Shitting while taking a shower
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>>5974234
but what about the people that come here for both?
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>>5971165
colors
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>>5974254
Well little pony, what sort of fetishes are we neglecting?

Anything specific you'd like to see more of?
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>>5974255
>not stomping your shit down the drain
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>>5974256

Why shit where you eat?
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are the people who complain about fetish the same people who complain about /mu/ and /v/?
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>>5974244
Lets compromise then
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>>5974258
aw yis
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>>5974268
>implying that isn't my fetish
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>>5974268
>not shitting where you eat
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What if we created a fetish board on the submarine? Would that solve things?
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>>5974244
Then I will simply starve you out, darling.
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>>5974272
Acceptable
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>>5974271

Yeah, people who hate fetishes are just all of the general's problems rolled into one

also they're ross and sent and nathan
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>>5974258
Elslowmo, what was is like to be complimented by Apple?
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I drew a Rarity.
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>>5974287
I don't think the people who ERP often know what or where the sub is
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>>5974287
No, because the sub is too slow and I enjoy seeing them develop in thread
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>>5974291
A complete set
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>>5974301
>im-fucking-plying
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>>5974300
Just stop
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>>5974286
>>5974284
pls faceless
pls
write more
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>>5974300
What a lovely thousand-yards stare.
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>>5974287
The worry there is fragmentation. If fetishfags get redirected there and it's ded all the time, then they'll come back and cause worse shitstorms than before. The haters will demand they go sit in their corner and the fetishmongers will either fight back or just ignore them and we'll be back at square one.
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>gettin' mad at ponies

Slow down with the wine, you know it makes you emotional.
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>>5974289
>mfw
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>>5974293
That's Ross, Sent, and Nathan. Anon.
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MLPG, I've been playing videogames all day and now that I'm back here I feel regret for missing an entire day worth of threads.
Is there a way I can upload every post into my mind with 4ChanX auto-update so I can stop feeling like this?
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>>5974300
You really need to fix those eyes. Also, try looking into reference (show or other sourse) if you can.
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>>5974296
A feeling of everything is going to be okay and all dreams being possible.
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>>5974300
Her back legs look kinda skinny
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What if the villains came back as obnoxious but powerless and ultimately harmless Ponyville residents?
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>>5974317
Not Faceless, but I can only get motivated to do ERP or co-op greentext.
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>>5974293
I KNEW IT
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>>5974230

Man I just cannot wait until bionics are at such a level that we can have stylish robot arms
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Nobody wants to see my body, right? I'm moderately hairy and ~350 lbs, mostly fat.
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>>5974332
Go back to playing video games, we're not even remotely discussing ponies right now
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>>5974301
Look at this fucker, thinking he knows everything.
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>>5974353

Average ERPfag pls go
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>>5974326
I couldn't help it.
His name worked out so fucking perfect.
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>>5974338
I bet that feels nice.
How does it compare to being hugged by someone you care about? not that I know what that feels like either
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>>5974345
ugh, I can't even get motivated to do that
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>>5974309
>>5974360
I assume ERPfags just do it because they're new and don't know any better
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>>5974300
Close the eyes more and add big-ass eyelashes
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fetishfags are so defensive and adamant in continuing their hobby because they have nothing else
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>>5974376
I do it because MLPG is one of the best places to ERP I've found, for all its genital warts.
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>>5974386
>that feel
So many participants, so easy to toss out a line and see who bites, so much depravity~
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>>5974353
Yeah, no, nobody wants to see that, sorry.

Take care of your ass acne.
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>>5974386
You must not have ever looked anywhere else ever
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>>5974385

And you can't fucking say anything either without them bitching.
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>>5974394

OH GEE IF ONLY THERE WEREN'T PLACES LIKE THIS ALL OVER THE INTERNET
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>>5974365
It's strange that many of us have that one person whose validation they crave. I haven't felt validated since early October.
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>>5974300
>Shipping
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>>5974385
>>5974394
I've been ERP'ing privately with someone over Skype and it's really hot
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>>5974365
Hugs are always nice, but compliments last longer.
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>>5974349
Would you like pone if they were augmented
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>>5974174
>with a smile, you rest one hand on her back and gently lay her out over the bed
>"It's just perfect."
>her cheeks would burn as she looks up at you, her eyes shimmering
>she would tuck her thighs together in an attempt to hide the pink between her legs, slipping one arm up her chest and lowering her head shyly, looking up at you with those apprehensive eyes of hers
>"P...Perfect...?"
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This is why we keep it in the old horse, newbies.
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>>5974420
What sort of topic?
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>>5974422

Oh yes
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>>5974420
>that feel
The best stuff happens in private.
https://dl.dropbox.com/u/734502/Rarity.html
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>>5974431
>implying this shit isn't happening on purpose
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>>5974427

More 63 pack where?
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>>5974420
>Not sharing your logs

you're just as bad as artists that keep secret porn stashes
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>>5974427
Wow, that died quick
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>>5974407
It's canon. Get over it.
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>>5974431
I fucking tried, mate, but nobody was interested.
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>>5974427
whoa
that is not the right picture at all
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>>5974427
>(dead)
Oh jeez
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>>5974437
What if pone went full robot
Would you help them cling to their humanity
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>>5974422
Just as long as they didn't go Hyperion.
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>>5974406
that feel.
i've made my senpai hate me ;_;
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>EbG OC discussion
Oh boy. I was hoping to arrive with my first words as wishing everyone's Thanksgiving went well, but I'll say this much again:
I was stupid, naïve and foolish, and at the time the OC generator thing was gaining in popularity. For shits and giggles, I tossed one together without much thought (I didn't want to take it TOO seriously), the red one with brown hair and the EB cutie mark. Some time later, Jessy and I were in the same thread, and while folks were musing on the idea of "EbG's OC", someone gave her a video of me on stage as a basis. (If I recall right, my request was that she be gentle with me, as I figured I was at everyone's mercy when it came down to a real-life depiction.) She then made the (better) purple one. Since then... most folks I know go for the red one (the con in Las Vegas even used that one). Perhaps I should start using Jessy's design instead, if I absolutely must have some sort of OC representation? That last half of the sentence made me a bit nauseated to type.

>>5974132
You're right and I'm totally sorry for the shitty red one. ;_;
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>>5974427
>tfw almost missed GG just because I was recursively filtering NACHOS
that fucker.
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>>5974456
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>>5974456
Not the right picture? Or the most right picture ever?
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>>5974454
Maybe you could

I don't know

Not

Then
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>>5974456
GG
GG pls
I know it was on purpose
Just save us the trouble and post it again
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>>5974436
Mostly pone stuff, yknow, I'm the dom because it's always been my preference, fucking, power play, degradation for my subby little stallion, forced dressup etc.
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>>5974458

I'm afraid not.

I'm afraid of robots.
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>>5974454
Then you don't bring it back in.
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>>5974356
i'm sorry, promise
i just
gdjsg;jasdigja
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>>5974449
What?
You'd want to read my ERP sessions?
Legitimately why?
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>>5974465
EB, if you're a part of the "community," you're going to get a face whether you like it or not. Probably best to use the one you had a hand in, as opposed to be assigned one.
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>>5971165
Why is Rarity's arm not attached to her body?
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>>5974485
#youonlyYOLOonce makes me laugh every time.
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>>5974472
>>5974478
Let me rephrase that. Multiple people said they were interested, but nobody bit in old equine.
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>>5974474
no
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>>5974465
Jessy's looks better
And you manage to once again post in a thread on it's last leg
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>>5974467
I never filter because of that.
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>>5974492
>why would you want to read this erotic document
>i just don't understand
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>>5974476
But robots are cool
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>>5974452
ZNo, I shall continue to pretend to get agitated about the relationships of fake horses on the internet that only exist in a cartoon and again are not real.
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>>5974502

GG have you considered letting people buy your large collection of private arts

please consider
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>>5974492
Decent ERP can be fucking hot is why. like >>5974439

That was fun to write, but it's still fun to read later.
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Hoofbeat 2 where
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>>5974502
You're a faggot and I hate you
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>>5974468
have you ever jumped the gun like that before, APPLE?
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>>5974521

Anon bailed to go catch his friend on the rebound.
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>>5974499
Some people are dumb. Link them back next time. If they still don't want to there, don't do it.
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>>5974503
Hers really does. Too many folks already know the red one though... Rai even made a Chubbie version of it.
And, hey, at this point it's an established tradition, y'know? I can never wait 'till the start of a fresh thread, I guess.
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>>5974532
That's bullshit and we all know it
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>>5974493
>Telling him to use the red one.
No
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>>5974532
Nope. >>5973308
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>>5974526
Probably. Can't remember though.
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>>5974517
but then only one person would buy it and just spread it around
I'm not smart or diligent enough for copy protection

it's not a great idea anyway because when I say most people wouldn't like most of it I'm not teasing, I really mean there's a lot of weird stuff in there
I mean even talking about it I feel weird
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When you guys are done ponying around:
>>5974551
>>5974551
>>5974551
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>>5974507
>>5974518
I'm a little embarassed. I'd have to change the names because I'd really really prefer that people not know I do this...so much.
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>>5974499
Meanwhile, nobody bit in new equine.
>>5974424
This thread's dead now anyways.
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New horse
>>5974556
>>5974556
>>5974556
>>5974556
>>5974556
>>5974556
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>>5974492
I honestly don't even know anymore
I was going to post the dropbox stats for \fetishgreentext\ but we're at image limit
it's 135 files
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>>5974535
>Rai even made a Chubbie version of it.
WHERE
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>>5974554
>one person would buy it and just spread it around
That's still one more person giving you their money than they are right now
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>>5974534
>that feel when you would have jumped in but you didn't want to interrupt
I'd help out now, but I've got something else going on at the moment.
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>>5974449
>tfw you have lodsofponyERP logs with your bf
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>>5974563
>that feel
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>>5974554

I promise that I would not spread it around

Especially if it's expensive

I paid money for it, fuck everyone else
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>>5974554
>people give you money for nothing to support you
>worried they'll cut and run and steal all your art
You sell yourself short, man. I bet you'd get more than ten sales at the very least.
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>>5974587
Brae pls
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>>5974535
I guess we have to force your better OC out there as the proper one.
All old fashioned style.
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so will you continue now that this horse is dead or what?
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>>5974563
Don't forget to make sure your partner's kosher with it too.

But sharing with the group is always a nice gesture~
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>>5974620
I hope they do.
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>>5974648
I'm waiting on the other guy.
If he doesn't snap to it I'll do this damn thing myself.
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>>5974637
Well, he's already actually shared some of our little sessions with others already. He says he did because I'm really good so I took the compliment in stride at the time but now I'm ERPing a lot more
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>>5974607
I'm not that gaylord
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>>5974668
Was it the one linked here?

If not, can you link it?
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>>5974424
Standing at the edge of the bed, I'd wordlessly slip out of my underwear, revealing myself to her for the first time. I'd sidle up beside her and slip one arm around her stomach, kissing her cheek before planting a series of kisses down her shoulder.
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>>5974659
This I can probably do, but not tonite tooo tired. Be here tomorrow night at any time in the dead horse and I'll contact you with my ERP logs I suppose
>>5974704
I don't think so, like I said it's all been in skype
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>>5974669
Would we know you?
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>tfw hanging out in the old horse
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>>5974727
I go a name of which I wish to not associate with this sort of thing for personal reasons
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>>5974751
I love oglaf
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>>5974706
She'd stare in disbelief at your shaft - all she'd ever seen was the ones on the educational videos back at school.
Her hands would wander towards it as you're kissing her - she'd be very curious, you see.
Her cool fingers would wrap against your shaft, her fingers prodding it as she plays around and explores it with her hand.
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>>5974751

I hang out here too

I never contribute to this shit(teehee), but I feel super cool

like a kid who snuck into the cool kids' treehouse
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>>5974761
As do I.
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>>5974761
>>5974775

Fair enough. Enjoy your anonymous internet sex party
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>>5974770
It's not that cool in the old horses.

The body is at least still considered warm.

It's cool once it moves into storage.
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>>5974770
I always hang out in there. Sometimes someone posts after an hour or two and I get to respond and exchange a few words and it's like being all secret and shit.
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>>5974792

Oh Leth, I meant figuratively cool.

You silly, silly computer.
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>>5974792
Not to mention how bad it gets when you stick around. You need a better heatsink, brobot.
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>>5974767
At her touch my grip would tense and I would pull her closer, pressing my warm body against hers, bringing my head back up to eye level to catch her in a deep, passionate kiss. I'd also work my hand down to her slit and return the contact in kind.
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>>5974767
>>5974859

Why don't you two just fuck already?

You're seriously close enough
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>>5974868
Oh, just let 'em play. No need to be a jerk about it.
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>>5974868
>and then anon stuck his penis in femsnails and moved it in and out until both of them felt good

Sorry, it just isn't as effective fap material as tease and affection and buildup.
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>>5974890

I don't mean like that

I mean you might as well fucking roleplay as femsnails
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>>5974903
but the anon playing femsnails is already doing a great job. besides, someone needs to play anon.
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>>5974917
He probably meant in the first person.

>>5974903
It's just how some folks prefer to do it here. No need to be so critical.
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>>5974903
I don't feel comfortable about that.
I prefer to keep myself distanced to a certain degree from what's happening if I'm not the one doing the fucking.
It's strange.
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>>5974945
That's funny, because I fantasize about being the little girl penetrated in all holes regularly.
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>>5974963
I'm not sure if it's better or worse that I do the same thing but with the little pony instead of the little girl
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>>5974945
Don't worry, we understand.
Just means when you do break it'll be that much better~
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why the fuck are you guys spoiling everything
it's already a dead thread

half of you aren't even talking about horsesex
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Why the fuck do you keep posting in spoilers
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>>5974969
Wanting to be the little pony is the highest ambition one can have.
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the sissy sombra thing is going places. I feel sorry for the fucks who can't stand futa/r63 chrysalis.
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>>5974987
>>5974984
Um... Reflex, I guess.
Sorry.
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>>5974859
She would gasp into the kiss, shuddering in delight from being touched down there by someone other than herself.
Her lips would press firmly against yours, her free hand coming to rest on the nape of your neck as her grip on your member tightens.
In a rare act of boldness, she would allow her tongue to slip out from between her lips, giving your own a small lick before recalling it back into her mouth.
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>>5974963
This post was on the front page.
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>>5975156
That's practically a prerequisite for posting on 4chan. I doubt anyone batted an eyelash.
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>>5975019
did I lose him...?
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>>5975272
Dammit! I lost him!
And just as things were getting good too!
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please...?


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