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My Little Pony General
Last Thread: >>5918487
This is gonna be a good thread. Let's talk about pones!
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I like ponies
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>>5923583
Imagine if they hired Scrubbing Bubbles to write all the pony puns
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>>5923583
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I'm ok with Flutterdash being canon, it means Rarijack and Twinkie are safe
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I drew pony butts for you faggots last night. But I'm on thanksgiving breaks and not sure if I want to dig my tablet out of my luggage to do it again.
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>>5923611

Dude! No way, dude! Me too!
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Real talk
Fuck photoshop
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>>5923611
>>5923611
go on?
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>>5923623
why are those men wearing full body coverings

why are they throwing eggos
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pone [pohn]
noun South Midland and Southern U.S.
1. Also called pone bread . a baked or fried bread usually made of cornmeal.
2. a loaf or oval-shaped cake of any type of bread, especially corn bread.
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>>5923623
>You will never go to a Hockey game with your fellow skinsuit friends.
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>>5923632
Dig, faggot!
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>>5923631
>Rarijack
>Twinkie
HAHA
Racial ships are canon nigga
ApplePie is canon
Twirity is canon
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>>5923645
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>>5923631
>canon
>implying Hasbro won't pull them both from the show now to avoid angering soccermoms
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>>5923632
Please sir
I'm so hungry and I haven't seen butts in days
If only you could draw a little butts for me?
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>>5923639
with big dicks
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>>5923642
Because it's the only thing that makes hockey games interesting.
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>>5923645
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>>5923652
Fuck off brony
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>>5923631
Rainbow Dash has secretly seduced ALL of the other ponies, but each of them think they were the only one.

So therefore any shipping scenario involving Rainbow Dash is valid.
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>>5923639
They're cute, and funny, and make me happy.
especially that purple one
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>>5923659
hue
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>>5923663
Maybe.

Let's say hypothetically I were to draw a butt. Whose butt would it be?
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>>5923676
Spike x Dash?
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i drew this do you guys want it
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So will Tosh lose his job over putting uncensored porn of copyrighted characters on live TV?
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>>5923689
How about a more offbeat pony

Fleur de Lis?
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>>5923693
It scares the living shit out of me.
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>>5923693
I don't want it but I'm saving it anyway.


Fuck I have issues
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>>5923676
I'd rather have all the ponies develop crushes on her on their own, only to find out that she's straight and dating Soarin.
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>>5923652
>Racial ships are canon

Pumpkin and Pound Cake prove interracial marriages are canon, get dunked
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>>5923702
But Fleur has hardly any butt at all!
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>>5923702
Seconding this
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>>5923659

I raise you several tiny fabulous ponies!
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>>5923659
>Seconds before, the management announced over the intercom that poor Anons birthday.
>He was swarmed immediately.
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>>5923623
>mfw still no /hoc/
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>>5923696
Wasn't it actually censored? I thought it was just the online version that wasn't
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>>5923690
Oh hell no, does Rainbow Dash look straight to you?
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DORKS
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>>5923696
It will blow over. The FCC might raise someshit, but I think his show is rated MA, and Southpark has done just as bad. I doubt the last thing Hasbro wants to do is get in a lawsuit that will publicize porn of one of their most successful franchises
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>>5923732
I double down my tiny fun ponies
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>>5923661
I would stop watching.
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>>5923696
In an ideal world, yes. I hardly need to tell you this isn't an ideal world
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>>5923635
I don't even like bananas.
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>>5923754
In an ideal world, Tosh would lose his show since no one watches
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>>5923727
I like tiny butts
Or he/you could add a little something to help her out
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>>5923720
I'd rather have her seduce Twilight in order to win a bet with Pinkie
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>>5923762
Shut the fuck up and eat your banana
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>>5923696
No.

Jesus you people are dumb.
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>>5923762
You are avatarfagging...
Just an fyi
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>>5923785
it's just wishful thinking anon, let them dream
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>>5923778
Does she develop feelings too?
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>>5923794
You know he has a trip, right?
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>>5923748
>The FCC
>Taking anything lightly.
They will drag Hasbro kicking and screaming into this shit on some sort of crusade to crack down on comedy central.
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>>5923803
Well aware.
I have one too, but he is being a little overly obnoxious.
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>>5923659
>>5923751
These are far too man Pinkies!

The brochure said there'd only be a few Pinkies!
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>>5923817
I would think Hasbro is more powerful than Comedy Central.
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>>5923817
The FCC would have nothing to do with Hasbro
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>>5923794
13. Do not use avatars or attach signatures to your posts.
Global rule 13 does not apply to this board.
>Rarity Anon
>ALL YOUR DREAMS ARE FASHION
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>>5923739
WHy would moot create a board for a shit-tier sport only drunk canadians like?
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>>5923843
>And yet, all they have is the HUB
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>>5923859
You take that back.
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>>5923850
Nice try, but that isn't technically an avatar.
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Hey GG, you got something on your stash
you better post it
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>>5923888
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>>5923879
they're a toy company, anon, not a media empire
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>>5923879
They sell toys n' shit. Also, they own Wizards of the Coast.
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>>5923888
How would you fit a boop in a wall?
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I bought some pony trading card packs from a dollar store (3 per pack plus a tattoo) and scanned them.
http://imgur.com/a/BQuHE
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>>5923910
>Just a toy company.
>Not a toy empire.
They fucking are every toy!
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>>5923931
With a boop sized hole of course
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>>5923859
>sport only drunk canadians like?
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>>5923898
Well fuck your shit too.
But its still true.
For some reason avatars are allowed here
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>>5923931
Very carefully, I would imagine. Don't want to knock it down from excess booping.

>>5923903
>
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>>5923933
>Pony type: Earth
What
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>>5923970
She is all three, dork.
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>>5923970
>not knowing filthy mud is the master race
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>>5923970
>implying pink is the selection color
If you look at the other cards you see they've got it right.
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>>5923993
>salty coins
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>>5923933
I got a pack the other day, had Chrysalis and Celestia in it.
Also Trixie was my first card, I shit you not.
Still missing 32 (Discord), 60, 69 and 70.
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>>5923933

>Blueblood will never be in the show again and if he is he won't have any speaking roles.
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>>5924003
I would eat Gilda's salty coins
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>>5924015
>Paying for pieces of paper with pictures of characters from a girl's infant cartoon
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>futa anthro human penis

http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/975382#search=mlp

the fuck were you thinking carnifex
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>>5924040
pfthahaha who made that pic?
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>>5924003
Is salt how you shrink them?

>Just saw the Tosh episode.
>That image is real.
Wow.
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>>5924040

When the did the show go down from kid's show to infant's show?
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>>5924054
kraut
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>>5924040
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>>5924040
>paying $1.60 for a pack of cards
>sell 1 card for $5 online
Also look how they fucked up this card.
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>>5924064
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So who is actually looking forward to this?
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>>5924070
I'm pretty sure we're all excited
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>watching the pinkie episode

Okay seriously that bit where Twilight said "The real Pinkie Pie never sat that long in one place her whole life!" made me feel really bad for her. All her friends see her as just this obnoxious hyperactive character and don't even think about the fact she says loyal to her friends.
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>>5924065
>Sometimes Literally!
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>>5924070
Oh boy more new characters for people to draw porn of

MY DICK IS REDEH
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>>5924070
>Mary Jane Begin
blaze it
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>>5924040
>>5924064
>>5924069
>posting image macros
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>>5924056
the official hasbro site says ages 6 and under
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>>5924065
>Keeping items from a show meant for Fetuses online
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>>5924087
Yeah, you think they would have remembered the time she went mental on all of them.
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>>5924094
because they got their butts stuck together
get your head out of the gutter
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>>5924070
I'm looking forward to cutting fluttershy up and cleaning her, and frying her up and serving her with some lemon and tartar sauce
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>>5924110
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>>5923902
I'm not posting it anon
you don't even know what's in it
you don't even know what you want
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>>5924065

Either the person who wrote that card doesn't know what literally means or Snips and Snail's are a lot closer then I thought.
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>>5924140
I want the one with the wig
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Would you give a pony a great big hug and stay like that all night long until the two of you fell asleep?
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I'm not the resident drawfag but I am bored.
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>>5924128
now that's what i call edgy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRi8dXMX5fU
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>>5924141
It's more likely that you don't watch the show
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>>5924070
>chapter books
>no pictures
>not canon

its like paying for fanfiction. its profesional childrens writer fanfiction though so it has to be better than 90% of the other fanfiction out there.

the official comic is as far as i will go.
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>>5924105
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8P_qjLhtA74
Marihuana is evil and you should feel bad
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>the rest of the community screaming about how Hasbro should sue tosh

oh wow this reaction is excellent
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>>5924140
All I know is that it's secret.
That only makes it really desirable.
Also I want more porn.
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>>5924156
it's okay, we can have more than one drawfag
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>>5924179
>gee MLPG how come your mom lets you have two drawfags?
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>>5924094
...I was talking about the "pegasus" label under the "earth" symbol, but okay.

>>5924087
I'm not the only one that noticed?
It's really jarring that not even Pinkie's closest friends could recognize the more dynamic, emotional Pinkie Pie, especially when they've all seen her heartbroken and miserable before.
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>>5924156
>human ass on a horse
that just looks wrong man, but the head is nice
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>>5924065
>>5924094
>>5924141
Its a reference to when they get attached with gum, chuckle shits.
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>>5924070

Five replies and no one asked WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH RAINBOW DASH'S FUCKING FACE?!

What the hell, did they base this off a Weaver drawing, or was it Applebeans?
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>>5924135
>ironic replies
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>>5924202
we've already seen it
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>>5924205
That image was beaten to death in record time.
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>>5924087
Well, she HAS never sat in one spot for that long before
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Would you put RR on a leash and make her your pet?
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>>5924205
Mexican stand off thread

oh please please
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>>5924192
>human ass on a horse
thats the first thing i noticed. i was about to make a post about it then i realized its not that bad.
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>>5924224
hehe
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>tfw pone will never wink at you
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>>5924150
I don't

I don't think I have one with a wig
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WHAT IS THE GENERAL CURRENTLY INTO.
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>>5924219
yeah, I hate it when people try to have fun around here
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>>5924231
Does she want it? I don't want to force her into anything.
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>>5924205
Oh come on, we all had fun saving all those images when that went down.
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>>5924251
Fetish wise? scat
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>>5924231
Nah.
Not unless she was into that, anyway.
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>>5924192
I can fix it if you tell me how you want it. (I always thought horse butts did look kinda like human butts.)
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>>5924251
ponies
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Re-posting this for the late night/early morning crowd, because I almost like it.
Hope you kind of don't hate it too
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>>5924262
>>5924270

she wants it
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>>5924268
We keep that to the dead horse.

Unless that's become the epicenter of fetishry these days.
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>>5924268
Worst.
Fetish.
Ever.
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>>5924285
>give her the dick
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>>5924250
GG more chubby panka
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>>5924285
Then sure. I'd give her walkies every morning and an adorable ceramic bowl with her name on it to fill with ponychow.

Would she sleep at the foot of my bed or snuggle up next to me?
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>>5924231
Yes. I would let her lay in my lap and give her bellyrubs
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>>5924285
Then I wouldn't be able to do it whole-heartedly. I'd be able to cuddle, coddle, and care for her, but not to the point of reducing her to pet status.
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>>5924270
There's no cum inflation of RR is there?
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>>5924281
I like it, especially the lighting! it kind of reminds me of 'the red room' scenes from Twin Peaks. Hmmm. Someone should do a pone version of that someday.

I would but I can't into drawing yet
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>>5924231
hmmmm no.
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>>5924307
she wants the d
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MLPG I have a problem

I really like Pinkie Pie. And I want to cuddle. But she doesn;t seem like the kind that would cuddle. She's too fast past and energetic. I dont think I could eve just lay beside her quietly all night
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>>5924281
i like the pinkies. i dont know what the rest of the picture is. some obscure movie reference?
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>>5924326
i swear there is
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>>5924250
what do you mean
make one then, gosh
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>>5923850
>Global Rule 13 does not apply to this board
>Global Rule
>Global
Yes it does
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>>5924346
You could let her party herself out, or convince her there's such a thing as a nap party
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>>5924326
I don't think so

does she like that?
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>>5924346
DONT WORRY ANON
PINKIE WILL not hug you since she is a 2d animation made in Flash
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>your pony sex drawings will never be on national television
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>>5924346
Quit fantasizing over a fictional character.
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>>5924369
yes
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>>5924365
>MLP Board rule 8
https://www.4chan.org/rules
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>>5924377
i wonder if that guy is hype as fuck now
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>>5924370
What if I climb into a pneumatic press?

Wont I then be 2D and we can be together?
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>>5924346
Pink pone is hard to have to cuddle, yellow pone is much more receptive to cuddle
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>>5924370
You're an awful person anon
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someone draw diamond tiara in this pose
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>>5924383
Make me, fagottron
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>>5924393
what the fuck mott
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>>5924365
Check the rules again. Specifically rule 8 for /mlp/.
https://www.4chan.org/rules
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>>5924377
Why would you say such a horrible thing?
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I want to make Twilight squeal by giving her the dicking of a lifetime, it would be baller and shit, cuz she's purple and magic
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>>5924393
oh shit
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>>5924403
Yellow pone is indeed very good at cuddling.

I would cuddle that yellow pone all night long.
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>>5924403
The point of snuggling pinkie is that it would be nice to snuggle a good pony
Fluttershy defeats the purpose of this
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>>5924408
someone draw Tiarawhy in that pose
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>>5924403
I like yellow pony. She's cute and nice

But I preffere pink pony. its nothing against yellow pony, its just me.

Why cant pink be more like yellow?
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>>5924333
Go for it. Drawing or writing (or making music, though I know nothing about that one) can be very satistfying if you're doing it for the right reasons.
>>5924357
It's a reference to a music video only obscure, because it's not English or American.
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RAINBOW DASH
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>>5924393
That's interesting
-anonymous
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>>5924440
Tiarawhy is in good shape and he's pretty hot, that's pretty unusual for a sexual deviant who animates cartoon horse sex
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>>5924440
What if that was tiarawhy
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>>5924458
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>>5924393

Well, fuck.

Signed, Anonymous Q. Faggot
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If I switch from the default MAC address to a user-defined MAC address and back again after a day or so, will that renew the IP address obtained from my ISP?
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>>5924479
>You're my hero
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>>5924454
HOW IS THIS HAPPENING
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>>5924454
WHY IS SHE SO BIG

HOW CAN I CUDDLE HER LIKE THIS?
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>>5924452
Indeed. I've done a little writing (one piece for pone-or-die and several >feels). Just getting into drawing as well.

All that being said, great picture. Would save again. Thanks for sharing your arts.
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>>5924488
it might
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>>5924488
Probably.

If not, just leave it on the user-defined address.
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>>5924393
that was only to ease the breadfags out of /b/ so the rest of the board would stop crying about them being there
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>>5924393
What ever did we do to moot to make him hate us that much...
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>>5924454
I knew Rainbow had a big head, but things are getting out of hand!
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>>5924518
why does her ass have layers
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>>5924518
>layer 2
unf
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>>5924518
>dat Layer2
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>>5924432
Your loss then
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>>5924518
>layer2
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>>5924496
THAT JUST MEANS THERE'S MORE FOR YOU TO CUDDLE
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Your favorite pony is a subjective choice
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>>5924518
i would layer her two, if you know what i mean
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>>5924501
You're welcome. And good luck with drawing.
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>>5924251
Stuff.
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>>5924505
>>5924511

Thanks.
I know leaving it off and unplugged can do the same thing but I'm not that patient.
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>>5924524
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>>5924550
that pony has no nect
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>>5924544
Oh yeah?

then why is all the ponyis you liek comepletee horse shit?
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the d
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>>5924561
>horse shit
>horse
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>>5924561
wait what
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>>5924570
oh no RR is drunk
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>>5924570
oh yes <3
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>>5924547
>>5924524
>>5924527
>>5924528

I should just go to bed
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>>5924570
show me your dads d
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>>5924588
We're just being assholes - it's a fine pony ass and you should be proud of it.
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>>5924588
too horsey for me
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>>5924570
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>>5924609
>not liking how 2 ponegina.png
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>>5924588
>anatomically correct horse genitalia

you done well son
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>>5924408
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>>5924559
Oh come on now...
She had a real head on her shoulders!
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>>5924588
the butt part is nice but the genitals are underdeveloped and really distracting
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>>5924622
I hate that shit
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>>5924577
You call THAT drunk?

I'll show you
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>>5924588
Needs more layers
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>>5924627
welp
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>>5924609
I'm fine drawing pony butts any way you want them, but if you want anatomical incorrectness, it should be specified. I mean, I could give it a frog's cloaca pooping a human penis if that's what you want, but you've got to let me know.
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>>5924643
someone color this
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>>5924408
Here you go, anon
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>>5924660
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;_;
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>>5924654
I'm not comfortable telling you what to do, but I like smooth butts or more subtle genitalia
I don't care much for correct horse anatomy, I like my ponies cartoony and cute

DO WHAT YOU WANT THOUGH WHATEVER
>>
What if horses had prehensile cocks
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>>5924631
>>5924631
>underdeveloped

explain

You want beef curtains and a lot of pubes and stretch marks or something?
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If we can call them friends then we can call them on their telephones
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>>5924682
Where is the shading?
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>>5924682
>no shading
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>>5924377
>>5924395
Did I miss something?
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>>5924695
That sounds wonderful
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>>5924697
Andrew pls
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>>5924692
Then they'd use them to grip tools.
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>>5924692
what if fuck you
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>>5924686
AHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHH
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>>5924700
>>5924705
You faggots what nt shadding? FINE
Heres you damn sahing
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>>5924723
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>>5924706
some americlap showed pony porn on his show
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>>5924706
no boss nothing to see nothing at all happened just us bronies hard at work keeping up that great public image
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>>5924706

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ba-b-bJIuKQ
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>>5924745
>shading with black
dude just FGHGJSKJHS
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>>5924745
at least add some highlights you lazy shit
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>>5924692
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>>5924730
Is something the matter, anonymous?
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>>5924772
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>>5924686
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Also where should I go to find new AT episodes? This is the first season I've watched live.
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>>5924762

Oh whatever i thought that was funny
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>>5924788
Wow, I can't believe somebody actually saved this
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>>5924758
He will never know.
Great flawless plan.
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>>5924767
ok sorry
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>>5924408
>cutfags
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>>5924816
>getting mad at victims
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>>5924643

COME AT ME BRO.
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>>5924816
/b/ pls go
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>>5924816
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>>5924836
>sweety
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>>5924772
I don't understand why this scares people.
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>>5924816
guaranteedreplies.jpg
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uh oh
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>>5924836
I have a sweetie_disgust folder now
am I a fan of the fandom
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>>5924854
you're a fan of the FUNdom
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>>5924848
Oh, you know, just...
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>>5924852
oh my
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>>5924788

>>>/youtube/
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>>5924852
damnit ribbon i told you that wasn't a hose
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>>5924852
pls don't stop
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>>5924864
that looks too real
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>>5924864
I see lotus all the time at work.
These images don't phase me, at all...
Even animated lotus boob.
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>>5924852

Hey Brae :3
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>>5924864

Least it's not the breast. Jesus, that one gives me the willies.
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>>5924848
>I don't understand why this scares people.
Because lotus morph. Particularly on pictures of women. They are not okay.
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>>5924852
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>>5924761
Ugh.
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>Once again MLPG ruins its pure OC's.
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>>5924906
We still have one pure one.
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>>5924901
this.

a thousand times this.
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>>5924889
w-wh
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>>5924901
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>>5924889
How can you tell that's Braeburn just from his penis?
It could be any stallion
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>>5924906
>pure
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>>5924864
ahh.... I'm not even bothered by holes but that's get me good simply due to disgurment
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>>5924906
>pure OCs
what the fuck are you talking about?
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>>5924901
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>>5924921

The style looks pretty similar to his sketches.
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>>5924901
>that feel when the anatomical accuracy is merely the icing on the cake
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>>5924912
We don't though
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let's ignore
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Did someone say creepy?
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>>5924901
I prefer the right side. If they have anthropomorphised heads, why can't they have anthropomorphised genitals.
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>>5924941
Dude what are you talking about
Braeburn doesn't draw. It was a different stallion that drew the horsedrawn carraiges
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>>5924889
Braeburn doesn't draw nice female pony bottoms like that does he?
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>>5924902
Just be glad they chose Reddit over the General.
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>>5924888
>>5924897
The only thing that scares me so much it keeps me up all night is GAK. It haunts my nightmares.
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>>5924901
>>5924901
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>>5924941
That's Red Ribbon, not Braeburn
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>>5924945
How can I ignore Cadance if you post her though?
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>>5924901
ech

i cant enjoy the first one, the jutted out anus is just too alien
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>>5924960
>If they have anthropomorphised heads
Like the human horse ears and the human horse snouts?
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>>5924968
Brony pls go
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>>5924957

That's just seaweed.jpg
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>>5924944
We do, we have a few.
Its funny, because they are old enough for the newfags to not notice them.
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>>5924975
>>5924960
>>5924939
>>5924919
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>>5924979
And the human expressive eyes, and the human mouths able to form human speech
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>>5924964
He did this one that's good
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>>5924964

That sketch isnt mine, i think its reds

You should be able to tell from the horsecock. Mine look compltetely different
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>>5924998
what is this supposed to be even
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>>5924897
you mean this?
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>>5924957
It's like some sort of sea forest of filth tendrils
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>>5925003
>emotional expressiveness and speech are physical traits
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>>5924945
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>>5925011
Yes, he focuses more on the dick.
He can't draw a female to save his life.
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>>5925015
that doesn't even look real
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>>5925019
Speech is a physical trait, yes
Animal mouths can't form the wide range of sounds the human mouth can
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>>5925014
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHhE25NMp5s
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>>5924772
>tfw a tinsy bit of trypophobia

ffffffffffffuck you
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>>5925011

Oh

Hey Brae :3
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>>5924864
>>5925015
You are a terrible person.
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>>5924901
I've learned a disturbing amount about equine behavior and anatomy since I've started coming here
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>>5925037
>sound waves are physical traits
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>>5923859
We drunk Michiganders like it too.
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>>5925036

Probably because it's not dingus.
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>>5925018
>filth tendrils
You sure you shouldn't be in the dead horse?
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Yup, that's the one. Thanks.
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>>5925063
>I'm retarded
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>>5925015
Its funny
When I first came to the internet, this shit was creepy as fuck

But now years later I've masturbated at least 5-10 times to that doujin

Strange how things change
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>>5925077
Well, you like human genitals on horsey ponies, so that's not surprising
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>>5925010
that looks like a rule 63 aj.

braeburn can't draw good wimmin pone. they all look male because all his pone are almost indistinguishable of gender.
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>>5925035
If you mean a vagina, yeah i know, im workin on it. Theyre not exactly something i draw often. The one i threw on that aj sketch wasnt too horrid though
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>>5925081
>masturbating to that
No, Anonymous.
There's a line you don't cross and that's part of it
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>>5925081
Its funny because a lotus is a common plant found in incense bouquets.
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>>5925069
"filth tendrils" aren't supposed to be a good thing
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>>5925081
is that particular doujin the one where she tried to insert every single goddamn thing into her "holes"?

I still get nightmares from that
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>>5925092
bro honestly i would work on the non-explicit parts of pony but w/e
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>>5925100
>i'm a newfag of the highest order

you obviously don't remember when /b/ was good.
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>>5925105

that depends entirely on who they're connected to.
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>Want to play PS2 since it's finally back up
>Australian server is ded

GG Sony
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>>5925124
>still using 'newfag'
newfag pls
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>Scappo drew Renamon art for a dakimakura

I may not like Scappo, but goddamn

i kinda actually maybe want a dakimakura now
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>>5925148
>I may not like Scappo
why not? he's pretty good
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braeburned pls draw Nanaki and Klondike
Klonaki is best ship
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>>5925124
>using newfag
>implying /b/ was ever anything but shit
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>>5925123
Seriously, I would love to see more sfw stuff from him.
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>>5925159

I don't like his muzzles
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>>5925123
My finished pieces look a lot better. But i only post requests for you guys here, so all you see is my mosy rushed work

Id post some mares i doodled today, but im on my phone
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Captain, the amount of meta in this thread is dangerously high! What's the next course of action, sir?!
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>>5925165
Braeburned and Nanaki got mad last time I wanted Braeburned to draw Nanaheim
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>>5925130
Obviously something filthy amd nauseating
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>>5925136
I have a PS2 you can borrow

just make sure you put FFX back in the case
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>>5925174
>>5925145
your newfag is showing, plebs desu.
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>>5925190
Masturbation.
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>>5924998
>>5925038
Fuck you, i mad now
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>>5925190
DEPLOY THE HORSEBONERS
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>>5925175
I do a ton of clean traditional doodles, i just dont post them much. I do clean requests here, too. Not now though
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>>5925193
Well that's because you wanted to use the pic to bug people
This time it's because their ponies are super cute
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>>5925204
Back off nigga, I've been on 4chan since the 90s, back when it was underground
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>>5925190
How about late nite pone confessions?
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>>5925165
>Wanting any excuse for the general to get pissed ay Braeburned again.
You may as well ask him to collab with Ross.
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>>5925225
I meant like, legs and spines
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>>5925229
Jokes on you, I was already on 4chan during its first beta testing in the first circle of hell
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>>5923642
They are wearing full body coverings so they can fap to the vancouver canucks while at a canucks game. Also that is not eggos being chucked it is gak. They chuck the gak gak gak to intimidate their team's opponents.
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>>5925245
>He wasn't around when we stole the yellow van.
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>>5925229

>not being part of the global anonymous telegraph network
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>>5925193
That was only becausr the requester at the time wanted to use the image to provoke others and i didnt approve of that
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>>5924627
that aint sexy at all

saved
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Kinda ashamed to admit it, but mare vagina looks damn good
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>>5925259
What's the deal with "gak?" What does it mean?
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>>5925259
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>>5925267
Real talk, horses overall have appealing genitals
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>>5925233
i fap to this.

pinkie's my favorite, even more so now after TMPP
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>>5925198

not if they're NMM's. not if they're Chrysalis'.
>>
>Play Pony Quest
>Get 99.99999999%
>The very last thing to do is defeat the Ultimate Supercharged Giga True Final Boss(the REAL one this time).

What's the best strategy?
>>
>he wasn't apart in the 4chan alpha testing in the 70s

Fucking Newfags
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>>5925267
>>5925286
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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>>5925286
Looks better than most human pussy
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>>5925267
>tfw i remember which video that is from

this fandom has changed me for the worse, it seems.
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>>5925282
it was an ad for a goo toy during the premier
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>>5925239
Yeah, they can be wonky sometimes, but i absolutely hate stiff poses. So i try to be dynamic. Isnt always perfect, but i like it better than if i'd have to draw "generic pony standing 23"
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>>5925306
drama queen
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>>5925289
Thats my favorite of SoAshamedPony's fics.
>>
Why do people take pictures when you can just take a video and freeze frame it
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>>5925320
she's drippin'
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>Go swimming
>see this
What do?
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>>5925333
Dynamic is nice they just get "Gumby"-y
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>he isn't Moot himself
Oh wow, shig my dig
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>>5923583
Because ponies need to be discussed. RD=best yes?
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>>5925015
SPOILERS Its a photo shopped image of a breast and lotus seed pod. http://www.snopes.com/photos/medical/breastrash.asp

Its still a classic though.
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>>5925371
Don't even bother, Snacks
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>>5925356
please
please
pls
pls
go
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>>5925333
brae why can't you draw colts that look like colts and mares that look like mares?

both kinds of ponies kinda merge together so that i can't really tell if it's a colt or mare if i can't see the giant dick springing out between it's legs. i mean, your few and far-between mares look like cuntboys.
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>>5925362
Continue with my swimming
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>>5925362
enjoy a self-threesome.
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>>5925362
Bask in paradise with them and my other 70 virgin panks
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>>5925377

>implying it wasn't obvious

Fake things can still be gross.
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>>5925362
PONY NYMPHS
GET OUT OF THE WATER
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>>5925306
>im a huge faggot
yes, yes you are. i bet you hate crotch tits
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>>5925363
>>5925363
I getcha. Its a hard thing to absolutely perfect. Im just scared of drawing poses im drawn before i guess, so i play with the rules sometimes.

But i getcha
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>>5925423
>I'm start filling
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>>5925390
Why can't he stop drawing underage porn, claiming it isn't by drawing the characters say they're not?
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>>5925423

>using mare milk

what strange hell-dimension is this
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>>5925444
yo stop getting trips
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>>5925461
the best
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>>5925461
one in which i wish to live.
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>>5925423
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>>5925404
I had no idea there were islamic ponies. What do they have to blow up in order to claim their virgin fillies? Princess Celestias castle?
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>>5925461
How irresponsible

Don't they know mare milk is highly addictive?
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>>5925289
whyboner.jpg
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>>5925481

oh man I haven't used skub in forever

I could really use some
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>>5925455
>drawing
>underage
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>>5925461
welcome to /mlp/ here is your bottle of mare milk
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>>5925294
Chrysalis already has goo and possibly an ovipositor
Don't get greedy
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>>5925509
wwwwwwwait a second
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>>5925481
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>>5925509
Where can I get stallion milk?
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>>5925472
>>5925477

but wouldn't you rather live in a dimension where they use stallion spunk?
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>>5925481
What is skub?
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>>5925267
That's actually really nice looking, I can deal with this voner
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>>5925509
That horse is so buff
unf
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>>5925537
>not knowing Skub
check this nigga out
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>>5925537
Don't even fucking start
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>>5925526
go ask brae
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>>5924518
this vagina style is better than most. i can tell you watch and study horseporn.

nice work
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>>5925534
But every glass would be bitter, slimey, and fetid
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>>5925537
don't bring that shit in here to fag up our perfectly good thread.

fuck, you people just don't let up, do you? keep that shit away from us.
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>>5925390
I experiment with the snouts a lot too , just because i dont always want to draw just a side or 3/4 view.
Also i forget eyelashes sometimes.
Also, i draw stallions a lot more than mares so some stuff is subconciously transferred between both. I try to make the difference as obvious as i can, but i know it needs work. Im not an art god, hell ive only been drawing two years, ive got lots to learn
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>>5925564
Nachoes pls
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>>5925569
Horse cum is really flat and neutral tasting from what I've read
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>>5925569
Not if it's candy pony semen. Then it's sweet, full-bodied and yogurt-thick. Does a good job of coating the inside of your throat so the taste sticks with you long after you finish downing a glass.
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>>5925509
someone needs to edit it with milky way
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>>5925569

and it would also be:

>musky
>heady
>possibly gravid/pendulous
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>>5925302
WHAT IS PONY QUEST??????????
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>>5925613
What is wrong with this thread
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>>5925552
>>5925571
>tfw I legitimately didn't know and now I'm a fag for it
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>>5925596
That just means it's better for drinking
Human semen is a better sipping semen
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>>5925613
Pony Quest IX:
Sentenal of (Luna's) Starry Skies
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>>5925564
>watch and study horseporn

Just pony porn really, at least the good stuff. Sure, I've seen mare vaginas. But usually just from hanging out in mlpg.
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>>5925579
>calling me one of the worst shitposting tripfags just for that

that was uncalled for bro
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>>5925282
It is something that gets spammed. It is like silly putty but with farting noises.
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>>5925610
>pink pon
>>
Would you put fluttershy inside a goo pony?
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>>5925629
0/10

TROLL HARDER FAGGOT
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>>5925631
LMJ pls
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>>5925629

too late
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>>5925632
A game or something? A fanfic?
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>>5925629
It's an old joke based on this PBF comic. The joke is people fight over stupid, inane bullshit.
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>>5925631
>>5925596
>>5925601
I learned more about semen than I needed or wanted to know
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>>5925629

Whatever Skubfag. Just get the fuck out.
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>>5925671
Those are cute. I need a pair.
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>>5925609
>gravid semen
>pendulous semen
I use those words all the time and this post still made me laugh out loud.

Well played sir.
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>>5925677
>stupid inane bullshit

Get a load of this skub faggot
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>>5925677
No they don't
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>>5925682
you're welcome
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>>5925537
It is the best thing in the world.
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whoa uh
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>>5925694
>>>/b/ skubfag
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>>5925672
It was a joke about a game's title
Dragon's Quest IV: Sentinel of Starry Skies
you see, it's funny
because
sa.jpg

in all honesty I really have nothing against sentenal
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>>5925648
>that feel when you've jerked it to the original manga this came from
my sides are still missing
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>>5925702
damn that's sexy
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>>5925702
All right I'm pretty sure you've figured out that it's not a hose by now
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>>5925686

only if you have the legs to pull them off, bro.
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>>5925701

That better fucking be an ironic post. Skub is worse than fluffy ponies and /b/read combined.
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>>5925717
that looks pretty much like a mare's vagina to me, anon.
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>>5925712
Can you tell me the context?
Under what circumstances would anyone ever want to NOT cum
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>>5925705
Oh dragon quest series. Heard of it never played. Is it good?
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>>5925701
Skub killed my father raped my dog and pissed on my bed
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>>5925702
aw yeah, that's the stuff
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>>5925702
brae what if two dicks come out of vaginas and touch each other is it still gay?
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>>5925743
I've never played it either
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>>5925741
you must be new here.
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>>5925702
Twilight is so lewd
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>>5925747

>vaginas spontaneously generating their own inset dicks

nigga that ain't gay that's weird
>>
skub
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>>5925747
>no mention of balls touching

are you stupid?
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>>5925764
skubstep is shit
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>>5925726
I was hoping somebody would get the irony.
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>>5925764
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goodnight MLPG
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>>5925741
You mean you've never heard of orgasm denial?
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>>5925765
ok fine the balls come out of their buttholes and they press their butts together
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>>5925794
what
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>>5925741
If I recall correctly she's a ridiculously massive futa who's hiding the tip of her cock in a knee-length sock at school in front of her teacher. She doesn't want to cum and get caught having a giant dong or spurting in front of her teacher.

Man, that sounds so retarded when you type it out. But in context it's not that bad and I rather like the rendering of the dongs.
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>>5925781
good night faggot.

i hope you get raped by big mac tonight
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>>5925764
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>>5925811
Big Macintosh couldn't rape me if he wanted to
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>>5925661
Of course
>a goo pony will never constrict around you
>it will not undulate across your skin and into every vulnerable crevice
>it will never drip sweet, heated words of domination into your ears
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>>5925802
You'd think in a typical japanese school uniform there'd be no hiding that sort of thing
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>>5925782
Is that the same thing as edging
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>>5925816
>you will never meet a crystal or goo pon who has an exhibition fetish
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>>5925816
b-but she is not fully inside
>>
a 5-foot long skub sandwich
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>>5925850
5
5 dollar
5 dollar footlong
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>>5925820
please, this is the same genre where people put on little eye masks and then no one knows who they are anymore.
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>>5925845
A goo pony can't just absorb regular pony simply like that
It has to tempt and seduce the pony into consumption
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>>5925816
that guy draws really nice ponies
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I just saw the worst god damn humanized Scootaloo picture I've ever seen.

It's like somebody parodied Ross.
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>>5925892
>not posting it
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>>5925820
Her friend who she just got done fucking is standing in front of her. The sock is there to cover the tip that peeks out over her shoulder.
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>>5925896
GENIUS
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>>5925892
Clean your eyes out with this
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>>5925870
Those are called "domino" masks.
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>>5925913
Okay, this is actually Ross, right?
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>>5925926
It has anatomy, so no
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>>5925904
>yes, there is nothing at all suspicious about that sock on your shoulder
>and the heady stench of fucking
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>>5925933
It's as bad as him, though
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>>5925935
Like I said, it sounds retarded.
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>>5925903
I don't want it on my computer

seriously, it's that bad
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>>5925947
It really isn't. When was the last time you saw something by him?
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>>5925794
fap fap fap fap gak gak gak gak fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fapf fap fap fap fap gak gak gak gak
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>>5925947
no it's not
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>>5925815
don't you mean 'could'
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>>5925648
/r/ing a link to this manga
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>>5925953
>>5925961
He did that statue. He could do this
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>>5925913
oh god, i know it's just wrong, but UNF!

got any more like that?
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>>5925981
GODDAMMIT TWILIGHT NO
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>>5925980
No, even the statue was terrible.
Stop trying to defend yourself Ross
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>>5925981
i swear to fucking god twilight i am not even joking right now
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So, MLPG, how does one become friends with other contributors without
a)drawing stuff they like so they'd notice you
b)pretending to be depressed
c)sucking up to them
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>>5925815

just imagine. he comes into the room, and you notice a weird gleam in his eye. you ask him what's wrong, and he doesn't say a word. he trots up to you and nuzzles you with his head, his shoulders looming almost six inches above the top of your head.

he nuzzles you again, harder. he seems to be pushing you towards the table. you laugh, shoving him away, and he shoves you, hard. you stumble, shooting him a suspicious look. he bumps into you with his chest, twirling you around and pressing you into the table's edge with his body weight. you try to stand, and he drops you back on the table with a single hoof.

he rears up, placing his hooves on either side of your head. by now you know what's happening, and you're scared. he puts one hoof in the small of your back, crushing you down until you give in and reach down to unbuckle your pants.

he kicks your legs to the side, removing your brace. he wants you to know just how easily he could kill you, and how much more powerful he is than you.

if you survive this, you're going to be so sore that you'll wish you hadn't.
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>>5925981
No Twilight! That's not Skub! It's Pinkie!
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>>5925981
Gak is skub
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>>5926008
I want to be friends with Kraut but I don't think he'd like me and he probably has enough friends anyway
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>>5925981
Twily pls....
I'll SHINING ON YOU!
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>>5926009
>that last line

my boner didn't survive.
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>>5926008
Just fucking talk to them
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>>5926008

Being good.
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>>5925981
OOOOHHHHHHHhhhhhhooooo neat
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>>5926008
don't actually contact them directly. contributors are like cats: any sudden stop of the steady flow of hate and anti-hate will scare them off.
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I'll just... leave this here.
http://www.hbrowse.com/13440/c00001
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>>5926072
I'm not mad, just disappointed.
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>>5926068
NOOOOOOOOOOPE
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>>5926008
Here one. Play an online game with them. MMO even. Don't be a fucking retard and ask them to draw while you guys are double teaming an enemy, though.
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>>5926072
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>>5926042

Yeah seriously
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>>5926051
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http://www.equestriadaily.com/2012/11/one-bad-apple-screenshot-posted-on.html
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>>5925836
>Goo pone will never change colors for you
>She'll never pretend to be your favorite pone
>She'll never drop the facade half way through and just begin to jump your bones as soon as you are hard
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>>5925913

>you will never be childhood friends with Scootaloo
>you will never reconnect with her years later
>you will never hang out with her and her new friends
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>>5926068
OLD.
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>>5925967
Shit, I got it mixed up with a different one. Must be one of the Dulce Reports and I'm not digging through all of those to find it.

g.e-hentai.org/g/143279/43569f387a/

This one's the sock one, and she's not standing in front of it like I thought. She's facing away and her friend pulls it to one side so the teacher can see it.
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>>5926062
>Contributor I hate you
>I-I'm not talking to you because i like you or anything
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>>5926096

>blank flank
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>>5926072
NOW YOU FUCKED UP
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>>5926008
i first starting talking with sb after i asked to do an art trade with him.
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So is there anybody with a mare or a calf in the New England area, for research purposes and drawing reference only, of course
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>>5926096
>http://www.equestriadaily.com/2012/11/one-bad-apple-screenshot-posted-on.html
this is the bullying episode, right?

guess i'll just skip this one then.
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>>5926124
are you gonna fuck it
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>>5926096
that's definately an interesting OC
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>>5926124
Yeah
Your ass
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>>5926096
Her colors are bad
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>>5926096
looks like a shitty OC
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>>5926096
>another poorly colored OC
god dammit hasbro
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>>5926087
>double teaming somebody with kraut
unnnnnf
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>>5926100
Tomboys forcing me to smell their feet absolutely annihilates my boner, it's because of that fucking Goosebumps book about the haunted camera
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>>5926115
>talking with sb
really? whenever i try to talk to him everything he says looks like he's trying to get away from me, while being too polite to tell me to fuck off ;_;
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>>5926042
This.
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>>5926133
meh, another one shot character it seems.

at least it has a vagina
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>>5926096
>thanks to Nathan for the heads up

I didn't know he was still sucking Seth's cock, but I can't say I'm surprised.
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>>5926087
What games does Kraut play?
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>>5926150
where the fuck did that come from?
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>>5926150

>tomboys forcing me to smell their feet absolutely annihilates my boner

anon we can't be friends anymore
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>>5926042
As if I hadn't tried.
>>5926051
Oh yeah, that might actually be the problem.
>>5926087
I also forgot to include that I'm not fun and don't play vidya.
>>5926115
Art trades? That stuff is slightly dangerous, isn't it? It implies people are on similar levels (that's what I've heard once in an art museum).
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>>5926068
>http://www.hbrowse.com/13440/c00001
I got a boner from that and I already blew a load of gak today. Still needs ponies to really rock my cock.
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>>5926125
>skipping new pone
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mlpg i'll take a request
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>>5926192
twilight butt
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>>5926171
http://derpy.me/HPeO1
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>>5926160
He's kinda in a low point right now, don't think it means he doesnt want to talk. I'm sure he enjoys any communication.
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>>5926192
malloy getting tongued in the ass by big mac
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>>5926180
I saw a chick with short blonde hair today
I'm gonna marry one of them one of these days
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>>5926188
>your semen will never be as thick as gak
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>>5926096
>DT and SS make fun of babs for being a blankflank
>little do they know babs is a full-on bull dyke with redneck strength
>babs puts them in a double headlock and forces them to smell her farts and eat her asshole
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>>5926167
Just ask. Maybe he have stream or something. Or whatever is flavor of the month. I remember spring where its safe to say that EVERYONE was playing Tribe: Ascend.

>>5926192
This pony hanging around wiht Carrot Top.
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>>5926180
Did you see the thread on /fit/ about the guy that bought her unwashed weightlifting suit?
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>>5926192
twilight assembling a new telescope
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>>5926160
This
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>>5926187
No, SB only likes doing art trades with people worse than him, because it makes him feel better about himself.
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>>5926187
just fucking draw, jesus
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>>5925981
I need an Obama edit of this now.
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>>5926009
>not fighting Big Mac to the death with your anal virginity as the prize
>not jumping on him as he bucks and jumps and shit with absolute futility because he's a small goddamn horse that's barely at your crotch height
>not being beardy human the invincible, the only creature to have bested Big Mac in a match of strength and pride
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>>5926192

>>5926196
This, except you must involve swords in some way.
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>>5926160
I'm pretty sure that's sort of his standard disposition, he seems uncomfortable being social in general. I think he still appreciates the contact.
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>>5926220
perfect!
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>>5926213

Yes I fucking saw it, and I was mad as fuck

he didn't even sniff the crotch, what a dick
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>>5926202

I second this
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>>5926223

Draw Jesus?
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>>5926187
no, it doesn't.

But it probably helped it was awhile ago, so we were sort of at similar levels shortly after he got way better than me
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>>5926225
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>>5926242
No Twilight that's not for eating!
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>>5926009
i'm not reading all of that i'll just assume it's erotic or something
unf
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>>5926230
What the fuck, why did he even buy it if he wasn't gonna sniff it?
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>>5926210
guess you could say babs seed is one bad seed

http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/bad_seed
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>to the death with your anal virginity as the prize

So what, he's going to buttfuck your corpse?
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>>5926249
Bazinga!
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>>5926260

fucking keeping it for in case she got into the olympics

not sniffing the crotch, what a fuck
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>>5926262
is she supposed to be like Kahn Jr.'s cousin or something?
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>>5926235
Note, the comma ( , ) which signifies a break in the sentence, seperating it from being "Draw jesus"

Don't draw what you think THEY will like, idiot, just draw what you want
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>>5926242
PH SHIT TWILIGHT, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?
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Hey femanons

If your hymen was still intact, which stallion would you offer it to?

hard mode: not soarin
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guys how large is an average pony butthole in diameter
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>>5926301
shining
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>>5926301
Soar-
uh
Big Mac or Thunderlane
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>>5926249
>not wanting a series of images showing Obama eating skub
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>>5926150

that was out of left field. but fuck it.

>go out with Scootaloo, only to discover that she also made plans to go out with the girls that night
>get a bit twisted as the night goes on
>Sweetie and Applebloom start to tease Scoots for "letting him get away"
>she gets more and more aggressive and dommy as they mock her
>she props her legs up on the table and pushes her foot in your face
>"you were my first crush, anon, i ever tell you that?"
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>>5926262
... Wait, you seriously think that's not common knowledge?
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>tfw I don't know what to ask for Christmas because I already have everything I want and need
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>>5926304
ever seen horse turds, anon?

those things just fall right out of them

they don't even flex
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>>5926223
I will, I have a few request lined up, and a few of my own ideas, so there'll be plenty of stuff coming your way motherfucker~
>>5926243
Yes it does! Guggenheim wouldn't lie to me.
>>5926220
So like that one scene is Spongebob where Patrick says that everybody wants an ugly friend... Still doesn't make sense, since I would have had a ton of friends in that case.
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>>5926304
Anywhere from one foot to one yard.
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>>5926271
Yes
Or, y'know, he could just incapacitate you
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>>5926235
Just fekken draw ting

If you enjoy drawing and you actively seek out resources to help you improve (and you put that shit into PRACTICE, yo), you will get better (even if it sometimes feels like you aren't, or that you're moving at a snail's pace).

Then, there's gonna be that one day when one of your favorite artists acts surprised when you name them as an influence, because they count you as one of theirs.

It hasn't happened for me yet, but I know I'm getting better. I know it's gonna happen.
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>>5926317
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>>5926314
Maybe I'll do it when I'm not so tired
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>>5926317
>tfw Santa will never bring you a best friend
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>>5926322
Did SB just pull a Ross?
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>>5926226

BLOOD AND THUNDER
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>>5926317
>tfw asking for nothing but socks, pants and money
The 650 ti is in the mail, what the fuck more do I need?
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>>5926315

Motherfucker I've been talking about feet around you for like a year and you've never done this for meeee
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>>5926317
All I want for Christmas is a qt pone gf to have tender consensual sex with and to keep me warm at night in the cold winters here
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>>5926317
>Ask my mother for a pony.
>She thinks I'm joking.
;_;
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>>5926312
What about Mac and Thunderlane?
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>>5926352

feet are hit-or-miss for me.
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>>5926345

>tfw you've had plenty of "best friends" growing up but they all either moved, went to different schools, or died so you gave up
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>>5926317
I usually have that problem, but I actually had something fun to ask for this time. Ticket to Ride.
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>>5926345
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>>5926317
All I want for Christmas is a plane ticket home.
No one in my family can afford it.
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>>5926373

;-;
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>>5926317
All I want for christmas is my heterosexuality back
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>>5926364
I actually looked into getting a mini horse, but I think you need a certain amount of acreage and the property has to be zoned for livestock, not too sure
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>>5926351
socks and money is where it's at.

Cause I destroy socks, no matter how durable, so when I buy them myself, it's always big packs of shitty cotton ones.

But christmas socks? Fukken awesome wool or nice moisture-wicking ones. I prioritize wearing them until I put holes in them all by february.
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>>5926384

Good luck with that.
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>>5926374
>tfw I've moved on to what I call my 'second generation' friends, and we recently had one hell of a bonding moment
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>>5926317
>tfw your mom doesn't buy you presents any more because she feels both ashamed of you and like a failure to you because you're atheist
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>>5926180
who is that i want to fap to that. Is it trap?
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>>5926317
>Wanting shit for christmas
Are you 8? Fuck christmas, worst day of the year
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>>5926408
Unfortunately, no
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>>5926393
Hospital socks are the best, I've had 6 surgeries so far and I always ask to keep them, warmest winter socks ever
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>>5926374
I'm worried the same will happen to me after BMT.
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>>5926393

Same deal here.
I can't believe people actually change their socks EVERY day.
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>>5926393

get some athletic ankle socks. most durable motherfuckers ever. nothing goes through them.
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>>5926408
Unfortunately no. Bodybuilder chick.
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>>5926410
>>>/e/
>>>/d/
>>>/g/
>>>/y/
>>>/r/atheism
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>>5926408
She's an olympic weightlifter
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>tfw cant contribute
>because i am afraid to
>wont get any friends either
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>>5926317
ASK FOR PANTIES TO SNIFF.
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>>5926412
>>5926412
>Unfortunately
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>>5926317
>tfw christmas is the time when everyone's happy and you're not
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>>5926412
>>5926422
>Unfortunately
I don't think that means what you think it means
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oh boy are we talking about socks
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>>5926408
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>>5926410

>that one guy that hates christmas because his family sucks

Every time.
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>>5926408

>not knowing Sammy

she's one of the Two Waifus, man.
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>>5926418
I have to wear black dress socks for work. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW FAST THOSE SHITS DISINTEGRATE WHEN YOU'RE WALKING IN THEM ALL DAY? EVERY SINGLE FUCKING ONE OF THEM IS NEARLY GONE AND HALF OF MY PANTS ARE DESTROYED.
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>people talking about feet

Ok I'm just going to plant the target here. What is it about feet that gets you off? And I don't mean 'that they're usually covered up like other privates' stuff. I mean what would make you pop a boner if I were to start greentexting about it? Events. Adjectives. Commands. Anything, just throw me a bone.
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>>5926432
How do you want to contribute? Art? Stories? Horrific fetish greentext?
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>>5926418
Well I mean I do too

I just wash and cycle through the good ones until I destroy them

>>5926419
Son I have worn out wool socks in 5 wearings
Also I wear boots, ankle socks aren't high enough
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>>5926437
>love holiday season
>begin working in retail
>holiday season becomes contemplating suicide season
FUCK. BLACK. FRIDAY.
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>>5926432
Do it just to do it, anything and everything else will happen later. And if you don't like how things go, you can just stop.

Don't see why you're so worried about it.
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>>5926432
>tfw contributing dirty stuff
>lose inhibitions
>eventually get a boyfriend out of it
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>>5926444
You cut me deep anon, you cut me real deep
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>>5926463
pls don't kill yourself mt
you said you don't have to go in until 8
it'll all be alrgith
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>>5926458

ski boot socks. better than wool.
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>>5926442
10/10 would use as cocksocks
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>>5926463
I know that feeling. Fucking 11:30pm Thanksgiving to 8am Black Friday shift. And it's only temp work.

Ugh.
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>>5926437

>being that angry guy on christmas
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>>5926432
>because i am afraid to
Then stop being a pussy and contribute. Its felt good to give something back to this general with some entertainment. I did a few greentext or quest here just because the horse was moving slow and it was fun.

>>5926446
WHY IS THERE NO GILDA EDIT FOR THIS?
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>>5926424
>edgy

I see what you did there. You made me smile 2 ponies for you sir.
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>>5926476
There's still the problem that I'll probably put holes through them inside of 6 wearings
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>>5926448
i like how toes are cute and soft and wiggly and small

and it's not that shoes are stinky, but they have a subtle feminine aroma

slowly taking shoes off is sexy

sniffing deeply of socks is sexy

describing their salty flavor as you suck on them and lick them and kiss them

mostly it's the submissive feeling of worshipping a woman's feet and showing that you love her so much that even her feet are sexy to you
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>>5926448
Dom kinda stuff, like girls making you smell their feet or smelly socks, holding them over your nose and verbally mocking you for getting turned on, forcing you to jerk off and telling you not to cum until they tell you to
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>>5926475
I'm not MT but I'm flattered.

>be completely overstocked on literally everything in the department
>"surely they won't send us anything the week of-"
>WALKWAYS ARE LITERALLY FULL OF NEW APPLIANCES
IM GOING TO FUCKING MURDER SOMEONE
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>>5926497
there's a gilda greentext in the fetish dropbox, anon.
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>>5926486
At least you have work
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>>5926437
>>5926492
Everyone knows I hate my family and have no friends or plans for the holidays. my boss asked me if I want to come over to spend thanksgiving with them. I felt so humiliated
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>>5926497

because we use her as a base for humanized Gilda as it is. doesn't need any more gubbins tacked on.

if it's any consolation:
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>>5926508
>tfw unpacking 7,000 Dilbert calenders

I want to die
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>>5926442
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>>5926509
There's a fetish dropbox?
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>>5926497
You too? It's a good feel, isn't it.
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>>5926227
>>5926196
HOW COULD I IGNORE A REQUEST FOR BUTTS AND WEAPONS
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>>5926446
Sammy? I have not whipped my dickington to her yet
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>>5926448
Toes are cute, wiggling, cringing, curling, and small feet, don't care for smell, and soles especially, Idk why, but I do.
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>>5926517

>u know there's always a place at our house 4 u rite anon?
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>>5926492
FUCK YOU
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>>5926448

I wrote about this once

They're just attractive like boobs or buttcheeks are. They're fun to hold, lick, kiss, massage, look at, etc.

I personally like how the soles look and feel. I'm also a huge scentfag, so I really dig how they can smell after a long day of walking around.
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>>5926508
>Tomorrow I have to unload about 400 Christmas trees.
Welcome to Retail, friend.
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>>5926524
I know about that one, but its not Gilda enough ie beak and that like. Her in Sammy's suit would be nice as well.
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>>5926530
I want to have this good feel, Maybe I'll draw something good enough that can be considered contribution not just posting bad art
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>not being the family alcoholic and getting guilt tripped the whole time for drinking, then still end up getting piss drunk anyways
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>>5926531
no amount of threats of death by sword could keep me from hugging your butt
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>>5926448
oh and don't forget footjobs

especially how sexy feet and toes look with a nice coating of cum
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>>5926517
Why? I'd be honored if my boss asked that If I had one ;_;
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>>5926525

>tfw unpacking 7,000 ceramic pigs, digital clocks, and Christmas themed porch banners
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>>5926539
i'm going to save this picture for later masturbation
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>>5926531
Because they are interesting too look at, like that image you just drew.
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>>5926559
>getting drunk while you've still got social obligations

Might want to push it back a couple hours, rummy.
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>>5926472
What won the lucky bastard over?
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>>5926058
requesting futa featherweight panties in this pose
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>talk to PHN
>she's kind of shy about sharing her picture
>finally convince her
>holy shit those perky asian titties

Being friends with artists is truly the best.
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but i gotta admit, i like punk Gilda better than buff Gilda.
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>>5926527
>not wearing two different color socks every day
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>>5926480
>you will never be large enough to fill those socks completely
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>>5926517
fucking this.

i know they're trying to be nice, but it sucks to be reminded that your family hates you and no friends really want you to interrupt their family's experience with your presence.

just like they politely ask, so too must you politely decline. you know you can't say yes to any of their invitations. you'll just fuck things up for more people.
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>>5926588
But Featherweight is a guy
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>>5926578
Honored? It's pitiful
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>>5926594
Mah eternal niggah
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>>5926580
I'd take tedium over backbreaking labor any day. Fuck moving half of my store's appliance inventory every single fucking day.
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>>5926592
PfffffFFFFFFFFTTTTTTT pls I'm die
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>>5926525
>Dilbert

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8AUPSfgk18
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>working in closing clothes store on Black Friday in the mall

Thank God the store went out of business and shut down before I had to deal with returns.
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>>5926592
>Thinking anyone will fall for that
hue
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>>5926531
>twilight_encounters_mlpg.jpg
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>>5926609
I'd be happy someone thought about me
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>>5926588

from the thumbnail i thought it was more hijab porn. i wish it was.
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>>5926616
Prefer either to actually dealing with the goddamn customers
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>>5926584
It works out well that way, because the people I don't want to talk to tend to avoid me during the holidays, everyone else is used to it
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>>5926631
You know I'm talking about work, right? They think of me everyday our names coincide on the schedule
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>>5926616
Be glad you don't deal with couches.
And being the only guy on the closing shift, when everyone buys that shit.
The girls cringe when they can hear my back pop when I find a pole.
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>>5926616

I wish we could trade.
Dealing with retards is no fun.
I once had a guy pay for a single pair of socks at 8:00 AM after we just opened with a $100 bill.
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>>5926603
I've actually done it previously, his wife's cooking is terrible and his sister-in-laws kids are legit autistic
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>>5926603
aw, cheer up anon!
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>>5926517
>boss thinks im a fucking dumbass and only useful due to my ability to drive the fucking forklift
I'm fired as soon as they get another retard that can drive this fucking thing, I just know it.
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>>5926668
#BLUNDER
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>>5926592
you dont follow phns tumblr do you. he posts his hairy man ass almost daily
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>>5926670
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>>5926624
Don't be jealous. They were like the cutest things.
>and then she drew for me
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>>5926655
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>>5926685
link?
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>tfw tilling out and some coworker won't shut up and go away as you're counting change
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goodnight mlpg
drawing was fun
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>>5926688
too bad she's a coalburner.
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>>5926680
>>
mlpg i'll take another request
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>>5926689
Epic Nguyen
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>>5926685
She's talked about it before. She absolutely HATES revealing that she's female, and you can easily guess why. She actively poses as male, never talks during streams, and NEVER reveals her true gender except to people she's close to. Also us faggots for some reason.
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>>5926711
Pinkie's butt
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>>5926531
Celestia in a pretty dress please.
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>>5926688
would you lick her smooth pits
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>>5926706

i don't know what that means, but i know she does crossfit.

i also know this is the /fit/ equivalent of trying to start a CoD thread on /v/.
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>>5926722
Absolutely, especially after a tough workout when they're glistening with sweat
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>>5926701
G'night, I enjoyed it
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>>5926682
>Entire department thinks I am some sort of forklift whisperer because I can somehow handle the 30 year old death trap of a forklift we have with no problem.
>The management can't even train new employees to drive it.
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>>5926711
Princess Cakebutt being a Cakeslut
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>>5926722

Yes.

And her kneepits.
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>>5926710
Why does twilight have a moustache
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>>5926727
Her husbando is a negro
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>>5926735

What about the front of her gym shorts?

Even if they were soaked?
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>>5926721
do you have any type of dress in mind or just a nice one
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>>5926753

Especially if they were soaked.
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>>5926753
only if she's pissed on them first.
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>>5926741

you can either worship Sammy's legs, Nicole's legs, or Andrea's legs.

whose legs do you choose?
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>>5926768

Even if they reeked?

>>5926769

woah there partner

save that for another day
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>>5926753
I'd have her work out all day in the hot sun, then take all her clothes, wring them out into a glass, and drink it
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>>5926773
Sammy
My god those thighs
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we Renne quest today?
we solve that lock yet?
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>talking about human armpits and feet
okay this is grossing me out a little.

can we go back to ponies
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>>5926773
Andrea's, everyday
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>>5926773

Nicole's. No question.
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>>5926780

U-unf
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>>5926716
The thing with PHN is that she's from a traditional catholic family who is very upset with her when she came out as a lesbian.

That's why the gender thing is so weird. And hot. Cuz asian girl on girl.
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>>5926783
LK had to go for turkeyday
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>>5926716
Fuck the internet sometimes.
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>>5926786
ok, let's talk about ponies and dragons.
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>>5926780

that seems a bit extreme to me. i'd be happy just watching her do a few Ultimate Surrender videos.
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>>5926786
Which pony do you want to talk about?
I'll talk with you
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>>5926773
i'd playfully kiss and lick andrea's legs because i want to hear her pankagiggle

i'd rub nicole's soft feet on my face as she soothingly encourages me in her celestia voice

and i'd bury my face between sammy's thighs as she gently but firmly squeezes me into her crotch
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>>5926786
I don't like talking about ponies because it reminds me they'll never be real
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>>5926812

I could NOT take watching Sammy losing
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>>5926786
Yeah, lets talk about this pony.
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>>5926829
>implying she could possibly lose

She'd CRUSH THEM
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>>5926829
but she loses all the time, anon. that's why she's not in the olympics.
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>>5926818

>making Andrea Ponkagiggle by kissing and licking
>not making her Fluttergasp by biting and tickling
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>>5926843
You're not TOTALLY useless, IE.
Now go fetch me furfoxpone
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>>5926810
I wonder if feeling 'disgusting' had any influence on the author's enjoyment
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>>5926805
aw crap
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Posting best pony.

Those who disagree just don't [understand] it.
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>>5926849
>suddenly an image of andrea's toenails painted the same shade of pink as flutters' hair

unffffff i want to suck on some toes right now

i'll even suck on my own
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>>5926843
But I need IE to play my Korean Grindan MMOs
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>>5926846

But she loses because crossfit is an awful platform for olympic lifting
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>>5926843
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>>5926786

Oh, hey there Anon!.gif
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>>5926857
He'll be here questing at the usual time Wed night, but Thurs is off thanks to amerifat eating day.
>>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=II0rfojZizM

PRAISE THE LORD
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>>5926856
i think it's a holdover from /tg/, where fapfic writers were usually portrayed as an old-timey author scribbling a quill on parchment with the label "disgusting thri-kreen fapfic"
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>>5926884
Also foobaw and uncomfortable interaction with extended family
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>>5926800
also
>female
>on the internet
Bad things happen.
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>>5926829

i could.

>she keeps straining against a hold she knows she can't slip, because giving up isn't in her nature
>the other girl knows she's got her like a spider with a fly, and teases her with her fingers
>the beads of sweat on her face are mingling with the tears that are starting to form, from a combination of humiliation, pain, and the shame of knowing she's about to lose
>her hand raises
>it hovers in the air above the mat for a moment that seems to last forever
>tap tap tap
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>>5926682
Newhires think I am a manager when they encounter a customer with a problem.
Customer assumes I am a manager, and instantly goes into enraged mode.
>Have to deal with a hostile customer while, at the same time, not contaminating a newhire.

Not nearly as embarrassing as.

>Corporate is visiting, boss introduces you to them.
>Somehow, manage to miss the third, attempt to customer service her.
After we laughed it off, I got some candy. Still felt like an idiot.
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Another child character for people to draw porn of. That's just great...
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Would you a ponybrain?
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>>5926926
No
It's the bodies I'm attracted to
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>>5926884
okay phew
that's good
i don't want to leave them for a week alone ;_;
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>>5926916

s-stop
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>>5926932
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>>5926945
I'd slap each of those rumps
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>>5926870
>you will never
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>>5926945
I prefer caterpillar rumps.
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>>5926773
why aren't we talking about tara's feet?

she does, all the time

http://www.wikifeet.com/Tara_Strong
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>>5926917
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tasNHKun_EY
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>>5926968
Cheer up little pony
>>
I dropped the fucking bar
Almost rolled 115 lbs over my neck like a fucking idiot
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>>5926963
>wikifeet
This should not be as surprising as it is.
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>>5926943

she doesn't want to quit. it hurts to quit; but it hurts worse to keep going.
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>>5926968
Eef I squeeze you, weel you smile for me
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>>5926974

>Dropping 115 lbs
>Not knowing the escape roll

I'd laugh at you, but we've all gotta start somewhere
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>>5926974
Could be worse.
You could have fucked up a clean, dislocated your wrist, and dropped 180 on your spotter.
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>>5926979

I think you messed that up
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>>5926945

>you will never AJ's honky-tonk badonkadonk
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>>5926963
>http://www.wikifeet.com
This is a site that exists

Why
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>>5926974
>>5926990
I got you guys beat by a mile
I dont even lift, that's how pathetic I am.
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>>5926996
I think it works either way.
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>>5926999
>shreckchan
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>>5926999
>that cartoon
the only mention I've ever seen of it on the internet is this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evg_ZkF8els
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>>5926999
Just a matter of time until "wikiscat" is a thing.
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>>5926850
Why do you have to be so mean to her?
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>>5927017
/co/ was all over it a while back

It's an interesting aesthetic
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>>5927002
in my defence, I cant even lift 10 lbs apparently without my wrist giving out.
Unless I grip like a mad man. Then it goes up to around 300. The thing is, if I pop at that much weight my entire arm is useless for weeks.
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>>5927021
How would that even work though?
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>>5927031
what does she do when i visit e621 and paheal looking for pony porn?
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>Not knowing PHN works at Ford
>Not just getting her pic from their SEMA coverage
There. Stop fighting over it.
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>>5927031

because she can take it. because she's not a good browser. she's a silent commodity. a replacement web source. a dark knight.
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>>5927033
I remember the same. What ever happen to that cartoon and Regular show?
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>>5927041
Gasp and blush.

Adorably.
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>>5927050
is PHN the one looking away from the camera?
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>>5927054
Regular Show is still going and it's better than Adventure Time.
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>>5926721
i am terrible at dresses, an putting them on a horse is just an additional challenge

so sorry, but i did my best.
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>>5927063
PHN is part french, and an avid gamer, as everyone would know.
She's the one playing Xbox.
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>>5927050
I would commission her to draw my penis.
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>>5927079
The abundance of bows is acceptable
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>>5927075
you're one of those people who think LOLRANDUMB is the only thing good cartoons are allowed to do, huh?
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>>5927079
I like the dress, but man, that anatomy...

Imma gonna have nightmares.
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>>5927057
Haha, the exact same joke from another show with no deviation or twist.
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>>5927094
But that's celest, not splotchbutt
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hood morning MLPG
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>>5926958
unfff
i want to slurp that big toe into my mouth, giving it a mini-blowjob

she has those guys wrapped around her little footfinger
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>>5927094
yeah i know
i'm experimenting with some shit so anatomy is kind of getting screwed
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>>5927090
Are you implying AT isn't lolrandumb?
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>>5927102
Good night.
>>
where's that pic of phn sitting at her desk with the belt?
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>>5927102
Good very early morning
>implying I've slept
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>>5927110
not anymore it isn't.

regular show is just struggling to find more stupid shit to run.
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>>5927102

>hood morning

Time for all the little [bustas] to wake up.
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>>5927103
tis not fair ;_;
>>
Would pony like a rambutan?
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>>5927102

>hood morning

AY YO NIGGUH

WUTCHU KNOW BOUT MORNIN DAWG

TURN AROUND, LEMME SEE YO NAME, I DUNNO WHO YO ASS IS
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>>5927120
>implying character growth in a cartoon is a good thing
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>>5927121
>>5927132
Sleepyhead lives the thug life
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>>5927142

You're the reason slice of life cartoons are dead and gone
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>>5927121
>bustas
>>>/vg/18733649
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>>5927102
>>5927121
>>5927132

das only in da mornin'
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>>5927103
i wonder how tara's toes taste right now

there probably isn't anyone sucking on them

she wouldn't mind if i had a little taste
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>>5927151
i wonder what happened to that guy
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>>5927167
He's ded
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>>5927167
He was on that pony porn show that airs on Comedy Central
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>>5927148
so MLP:FiM is dead?
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>>5927167
he made a tumblr post a while ago that he was officially leaving the pony fandom
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>>5927145

She didn't choose the thug life, the thug life chose her.
>>
we ded
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[spoiler[ So what did mlpg think about the Donte demo that just came out?
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>you will never live out your wildest fetishes with the ponies you lust for the most
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>>5927196
We ride together
we die together
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http://www.reddit.com/r/ClopClop/comments/13jqc9/clop_on_national_television/

fffffffffffffffuck
I missed delicious drama
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>>5927209
Good, I need a nap.
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>>5927218
How did he get away with showing porn on national TV
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>>5927203

you hang on another twenty, thirty years. you hang on, and you'll get your new reality. you'll get your Matrix.

you want the impossible? it can be made.
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>tfw

So what's up, MLPG?
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>>5927223
He had to out do the Super Bowl.
Don't worry.
The FCC will take out Comedy Central for this.
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>>5927223

he's done it once before. he gets a fine, slap on the wrist.

as long as it's not live-action, nobody really gives a shit about the guy who shows it. just the guy who makes it.
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>>5927237
my depression levels
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>>5927237
new pone soon. excited. also anxious about season 4 news and the possibility of it being 2014.
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>>5927223
i guess 1 single red line isnt enough to qualify as a horse vagina
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>>5927223
He couldn't have picked good porn, either. It had to be the shitty art.
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Futaweight doodle for whoever wanted it. I'm kind of rusty with doodles.
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>>5927247
You can only do that shit so many times before the FCC donkey punches your boss for not keeping you in line.
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>>5927223
i think the censor messed up and that that the yellow object and the red line wasn't a second pony/pussy.
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>>5927218
what a fuck
this guy makes money showing other people's work that any asshole can google?
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>>5927274

>he shows Hoihoi and Railgunner
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does this look stiff?

im try be more dynamic
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>>5927282
If only it didn't have the horsecock
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>>5927285
>The artist sues Comedy Central for showing his art without consent.
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>>5927292
looks pony
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>>5927292
It's curvy, but it's a bit off from "dynamic". Experiment with more off-balance forms and mid-action poses.
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>>5927292
It does look kinda stiff, yeah
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>>5927287
"bad" as in "DeviantART-tier"
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>>5927292
it looks dog
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>>5927298
i don't think that would work since he doesn't know the characters portrayed.
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>>5927297
Femweight?

You into really skinny girls?
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>>5927282
>Futaweight

Umm, you do realise he's a guy, right?
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>>5927297
Sorry, request was for futa, not R63
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>>5927298
Could he... could he do that?
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>>5927292
Its not stiff though a bit more dynamic would be nice.
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>>5927309
I'm into girls
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>>5927311
Yeah, but someone requested futa. I assumed that meant both sets, not just a R63.
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>>5927311
Dash is a very kicky pone
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>>5927307
Are you implying Tosh's 'ignorance' saves Comedy Central?
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>MFW There's a faggot who makes comics that just blatantly rip off jokes from Simpsons and slaps ponies in it and gets a massive following
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>>5927330
then why doesn't she like her hooves touched?
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>>5927282
please erase the vag line so i can save and furiously masturbate to this
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>>5927335
I think he meant to write "own" instead of know
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>>5927338
So she can kick them
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>>5927338

Erogenous zone
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>>5927282
thanks rose
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>>5927282
why draw genitals on my little pony
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>>5927341
SB, pls

pls
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>>5927335
>>5927342
yea I mean't to say own.
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>>5927338
Because she had a major accident as a filly with her hooves.
She could not walk on them for months. had to fly everywhere.
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>>5927341
I don't think you're SB, he could probably erase the vag line himself.
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>>5927301
>>5927302
well the pose isn't anything to write home about but im trying to be more fluid at least

lemme try again.
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>>5927353
Request. Also, I stopped giving a fuck some time ago.
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>>5927282
i can tell you draw a lot of featherwight porn. pls post now.
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So who's ready for the return of the Great and Powerful Fisty?
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>>5927356
Could Hasbro, in some crazy way do it?
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>>5924070
Looking a little g3ish aren't we?
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>>5927326
well lookie what we got here, brother of mine, it's the same in every town
furries with hard cocks, wet cunts, not a page of furry porn to be found
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>Trixie takes over Ponyville.
>Breaks the Elements of Harmony.
And why doesn't Celestia do anything about this?
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>>5927379
2 things:
Massive gray line
Hasbro wouldn't even touch this with a ten foot pole
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>>5927373
I don't draw a lot of porn (or porn of him), but I like drawing him, since he's very cute.
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Who's that pokemon?
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>>5927396
IT'S PIKACHU
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>>5927379
i would love nothing more than for hasbro to shut down that tosh idiot
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>>5927396
thats pretty fuckin unf
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>>5927379
They will probably not do anything but send a dissasitsfied memo. Acknowledging the existence of the porn is worse for them.
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>>5927393
I know its a crazy as grey line, but think about it.
Hasbro may have to defend themselves if the soccer moms mobilize against them once they catch wind.
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>>5927378
That's not Fisty Butts.
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>>5927409
>I would know.
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I fucking hate non-hiatus ded

Can't talk fetish with no old horse around
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>>5927396
Its Picachu!
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>>5927422
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>>5927432
>that feel
Are you thinking of the recently lost horse's activities or something new?
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>>5927442
Gonna tweet that to him?
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>>5927453
does he even have a twitter?
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>>5927449
One of these days I'd like to see more stallion on woman action
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>Playing Borderlands.
>Have to kill Bloodwing
I don't want to play this game anymore....
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>CMC episode written by Meghna
fuck, and i thought with ep03 we've got a dcent start
oh well
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>>5927481
birds are shit pets
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>>5927481
Fire, electricity, corrosive, slag... what was that fifth one?
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>>5927475
No shit he does.
https://twitter.com/danieltosh
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>Girl texts me a picture of her wearing nothing but tastefully covering herself with a vinyl copy of The Queen Is Dead
Guys what do
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>>5927481
Capture that hatred. Bottle it all up inside. Hold it close to your heart and let it fester. And when the time is right let it all out and give that son of a bitch Jack exactly what he deserves.
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>>5927442
this is the most beautiful ugly thing ever drawn in the last hour
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>>5927488
Fire?
Bloodwing was my bro...
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lets try this again
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>>5927488
explosive
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>>5927499
text her a picture of your asshole
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>>5927477
>you will never write greentext about that and have a femanon ride her chance unflared as she reads it
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What do you guys even talk about at this point? It's late November now, meaning the oldest posters that are still here have literally been here for 2 years. How can somebody be so obsessed with 1 flash cartoon for kids, with 50 episodes?
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>>5927499
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>>5927442
draw him furiously masturbating to ponies in the name of "research"
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>>5927477
same, OH SO FUCKING same.
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>>5927483
>Season 3
>Decent start

You thought wrong motherfucker, try watching the last 3 episodes.
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>>5927507
Getting there. Now draw her galloping.

And for fuck's sake put some life into those eyes.
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>>5927520
Once you start chaining generals, you never stop.
Never.
Ever.
No matter what.
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>>5927483
>new filly will appear only few times with few words
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>>5927489
i have no idea how twitter works. i think i tweeted him?
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>>5927499
Question her choice in music.
Also note she needed the entire vinyl to cover her fat.
And she still failed.
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>>5927518
>soarin femanon will never deliver
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>>5927481
Oh god

>tfw Jack remembers the last element
I killed the hell out of him, just for that.
I played a revolvers/bloodwing mordecai in BL1.
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>>5927507
Now that a bit more dynamic. Now try movement. See doesn't have a cutie mark, huh?
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>>5927502
Moredicai made me cry like a bitch after.
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>checking archive
>this
http://arch.413chan.net/mlp5891668.html
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>>5927507

Now draw her trotting sideways while turning her head in the other direction.
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>>5927542
no way that's real

where's the neckbeard
where's the fedora
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>>5927537
My Gunslinger nigga.
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>>5927477
From the woman or the stallion's perspective?

Just curious.
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>>5927549
...How did that end up in the archive?
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>>5927563
Woman's perspective.
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>>5927560
BUT WHERE IS THIS FROM
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>>5927520
It's not like the show isn't still being made. I'm only going to get worried when it stops.
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>>5927549
>>5927564

a thread got deleted and someone posted the marker in fluffy pony general quickly after that for some reason.
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>>5927564
Mito made a thread and someone mark that thread, got delete, and mito put it in that fluffy thread.
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>>5927518
>you will never be the engineer of MLPG's new Hysterical Literature series
>you will never watch as it's quickly taken over by subby manbitches bouncing on their Chances
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>>5927564
Some one stole the marker by deleting the thread
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>>5927578
>for some reason
>Implying that wasnt the whole point of deleting and reposting it
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>>5927578
It's okay!
We all know we are responsible...
We made that general.
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>>5927569
Any particular stallion? Soarin', right?
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>>5927599
You're right, it was us! We pushed things too far, we branched off and began writing gore stories, we drew horrible comics about abusing small animals, we

Wait a minute
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>>5927599
>tfw we made fluffy ponies.
>And they won't get removed from the channel.
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>>5927602

Why limit yourself to just one?
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>>5927614
Personally I like my females busty and milky with a harem of loving stallions but that's just me.
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>>5927602
I wrote one of those stories. I'm just sad more people haven't taken up the torch of stallion x woman content, and I never delivered that Shining Armor one...
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>>5927606
We did fuck up.
We were the first to make the gore stories.
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>>5927542
>>5927542
>>5927542
>>5927542
>>5927542
>>5927542
>>5927542
>>5927542
anyone?
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>tfw its getting hard to force myself to shave and shower daily

i am turning into a brony fast and i dont know how to stop it
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>>5927611
We fucking popularized MLP, anon.
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>>5927625
I would, but being a dude it's sort of odd for me to try and describe something I can't feel. More worried about hamfisting it than anything.
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>>5927639
Scriblenauts?
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>EQD took down the post about the video

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaahahah
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>>5927669

Did anyone cap it?
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>>5927656
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>>5927528
>>5927538
it's a he
mmm not too sure about this but i think it's better
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cpJ_l_shok
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>>5927669
>>5927669
You are just learning this now?
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>>5927674
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>>5927682
You're just gonna have to keep trying.
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would you a chubby derpy?
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>>5927682
You bend the back legs a bit odd. Use an actual photo of a galloping/trotting horse to figure it out.
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>>5927674
You mean this one >>5922066?

God they're irresponsible for the face of the fandom.
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>>5927707
Stop pushing your inflation shit.
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>>5927707
Depends on why she's chubby.
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>>5927682
>It's a he.
Nice trap.
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>>5927716
shut yo mouth, nigga
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>>5927669
Looks like this shit is just going to blow over then. How boring.
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>>5927682
Better yeah. If you need to look into reference as to how to do movement is done, look at videos of a horse/pony or teh show itself.
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>>5927647
Then just do it from the stallion's perspective.
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>>5927717
too many crumpets.
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>>5927716
Chubby != inflation you plebeian casual.
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>>5927722
Back up, airhead.
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>>5927727
That sounds like a crumpocalypse.
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>That feel when your girlfriend falls asleep on the phone and you can hear her snoring
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>>5927701
well it's a problem i've had forever so i don't intend for it to be fixed in a matter of days
>>5927713
>>5927725
i thought about grabbing ref but i thought it would cause me to just copy the ref instead of trying to understand the force in the pose.
I will definitely reference more for specific poses like this
>>5927718
mai nigga
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>>5927728
You're still trying to argue that Red Ribbon isn't inflation? Nevermind that it's Derpy given the Red Ribbon treatment, the sizes are not that of chubby, but of someone pumped full of air or what have you.
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>>5927738
>tfw stay awake just to hear her breathing
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>>5927738
>that feel when your girlfriend falls asleep on the pone and you can hear her tooting
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>tfw have to work with loss prevention to intimidate potential shoplifters.
>Retail is fun.
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>>5927748

>Tfw shoplift all the time
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>>5927743
Okay.
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If they promised to be super duper careful would you let pone play with dry ice?
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>>5927742
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOBjgaHnU5c
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>>5927759
My science teacher let us play with dry ice. I don't see why it's considered dangerous or how someone could be stupid enough to hold it in their hands long enough to let it burn them.
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>>5927736
but would you still?
even if she was overweight and she knew it and it it made her horribly embarrassed because she thinks that now everyone thinks she's ugly?
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>>5927759
i'd like pone do anything pone wants

they are just so cute i can't refuse

sur ponlyre
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>>5927753
If I pester you a lot.
Its not my fault.
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>>5927753
>"Is that a horse dildo in your pants, sir?"
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>>5927772
If that ever came up I'd simply hug her close and gently stroke her mane. "Now that can't possibly be true. Cute ponies get hugged all the time, right? And I'm hugging you right now."
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>>5927785
>"No, it's real."
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New Horse for your horsing needs:

>>5927796
>>5927796
>>5927796
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>>5927785
>"Are you sure this is all you needed today, sir?"
>tfw I have had to tell a few people that, flat out.
>Loss Prevention is literally hovering over me, knowing I will flat out intimidate a potential lifter.
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So are we doing a femanon getting rutted senseless by one or more big strong stallions or shall we continue in the recent tradition of staining the old horse brown?
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>>5927852

Are you seriously doing scat in these now?
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>>5927861
>not being here for the past few nights
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>>5927874

Yeah, I got bored of the same fetishes and scenarios over and over so I stopped coming

scat's not necessarily an improvement
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>>5927852
I'm all for fucking a woman senseless like the free-thinking and independent individual she is.
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>>5927794
Her pudge would lightly smoosh up against your abs as you hug her
And she'd put her forehooves on her shoulders and rest her head on your shoulder.
And she'd stare off into space with her lopsided gaze, in a state of shock.
>"S-So I'm...a cute pony...?"
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>>5927897
Alright. Is there a particular setting you'd like to see her pounded until her eyes roll back into her head and she trembles in climax after climax from her stud of a stallion?
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>>5927921
"You're the cutest pony I've ever seen."
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>>5927939
I think I'll continue this in the new horse, if you don't mind
nonsexual, don't worry
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>>5927926
Somewhere a little public, maybe, so she can feel the thrill of trying not to stream trails of his thick cum from between her legs as they walked home together.
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>>5928005
>worry
Either way is fine by me.
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>>5928034
You never know, these days.
There's some crazy folks 'round these parts.
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>>5928022
How would you feel about her belly being a little swollen from the size of his load inside her?
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>>5928060
A definite plus especially if she loves hearing him ask desperately to do it inside her so she can say yes.
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>>5928115
Is she more into feeling him gush and spurt hotly inside her than he is? Does she love teasing him and feigning reluctance for him to not pull out just so she can feel his climax surge into her body all the harder?

Afterwards, do other ponies see that telltale swell in her midsection and know that she's been recently filled by her mate? Does that make her burn with embarrassment or beam with pride? What about bragging to her friends about how hard she was able to get her stallion to blow and how long it took her to be able to walk again afterwards?
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>>5928152
She'll say things like "It's a risky day for me..." to put him on edge. And who knows? His magic pony seed might one day take inside her uterus. But at the same time she'll gasp and yelp in pleasure every time his fattening flare kisses her cervix, rippling walls pulling him deeper into her and refusing to let go. Afterwards she'd chide him playfully about putting too much inside her or not saving any for later tonight, or making a mess of her clothes, a sort of sideways compliment on his volume and vigor.

The only thing that could embarrass her would be getting fucked so hard he had to carry her home on his back. Otherwise she loves to let it show as she strolls through town with him at her side, and sometimes caress and admire her swollen belly and pretend, if just for a little while.
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>>5928208
I bet that stallion would act bashfully when his woman would offhandedly praise his virility or show off the swell of his copious seed inside her. And given how much she likes feeling his girth fill her entire sex with hot, throbbing flesh and crying out his name as he roughly hilts inside her, grunting as his viscous cum floods her innermost depths, she sounds like the type that would slip supplements into his meals to get him gushing even harder and lasting long enough to get her cumming so hard she couldn't speak or even think straight. Or do you suppose she'd be open about it instead, reminding her pony to take his pills so that he'd be able to give her the rutting she needs?

What about her stallion pleasing her in other ways? Does she enjoy gripping his head with her thighs as his broad pony tongue works her into a frenzy?
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>>5928287
Why not both? Even with her gentle reminders she can't help but give in to the temptation to add a little bit more on the side, all the while making sure his diet is tuned for volume, flavor, and consistency. Sometimes she'll even brush those specific vegetables up against his nose with a knowing smirk and a wink, letting him know exactly why he's having that exact same salad for a week straight.

Sometimes she'll cry out his name in her sleep in the midst of a wet dream, even experiencing subconscious orgasms as she fantasizes about the things they can do together awake. It helps if he's gone to sleep without pulling out.

Outside of the standard sex, I imagine she'd actually enjoy some full-body massage followed by a light ass tonguing. Just lying out to get rubbed down by his hooves and slathered in scented oils, feeling him gently tease at her buttocks and spreading them apart to jam his tongue into her rear. Plus with all that oil, he could certainly jam his member in there...
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>>5927571
scribblenauts
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>>5928446
After a deep massage that left her entire body relaxed and tingling followed by his muzzle pressed between her cheeks and his tongue working in and around her pucker she'd be more than willing to let him fill up her other hole. She'd ask him to go slow even though he knows exactly what he's doing, easing himself in an inch at a time until his heavy balls were pressed against her rear and she shuddered and panted. He'd give her time to adjust, letting her relaxed body get used to the thick erection throbbing inside her ass before slowly withdrawing, his medial ring bumping past her entrance eliciting a whimper of pleasure. His thrusts would be smooth and long, pulling out almost entirely before easing it all the way back in.
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>>5928498
It wouldn't get her to cum right off, but even lying down her legs would be shivering out of control at the sensation, fighting the instinct to thrust up against him to try and eke more stimulation from their bond. Her nervous, excited motions combined with her hands feeling his girth through her belly would be like jerking him off inside of her, daring him to blast her gut with one load before pouring another into her womb again, making her doubly full for one glorious afternoon.
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>>5928576
I hate to cut it short, but I should probably get some sleep.

This was a lot of fun - we should do this sort of thing more often~
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>>5928767
Y-you too


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