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Old thread: >>5913713
New Thread: you're in it.

Today's topic: making Applejack interesting.
Hard mode: no lesbianism.
Nightmare mode: No incest, magic, or anything else that wouldn't be allowed on the show.
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:3
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>>5918195
>>5918198
Eh, maybe I'm staring a gift horse in the mouth. The recent two parters seem to just have Twilight as the cause and solution to all of Equestria's problems. I liked how the Discord episodes at least gave each of the ponies time to shine and show their skills, while the two newer ones seem to specifically focus on Twilight, while only paying lip service to the other ponies.
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I need all the names for the pink pony for a picture I'm thinking of.

Or at least three.
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>>5918487
>No MLPG

It's keyworded though.
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Season 3, Episode 3: Too Many Pinkie Pies

FLV [284 MB]: https://rapidshare.com/files/3068763642/My.Little.Pony.Friendship.is.Magic.S03E03.Too.Many.Pinkie.Pi
es.WEBRip.h.264-ANON.flv

MKV [282 MB]: https://rapidshare.com/files/4203862223/My.Little.Pony.Friendship.is.Magic.S03E03.Too.Many.Pinkie.Pi
es.WEBRip.h.264-ANON.mkv

And since Rapidshare is pulling shenanigans soon, here's a Bayfiles link for the MKV.

MKV: http://bayfiles.com/file/sQCV/Nmrd62/My.Little.Pony.Friendship.is.Magic.S03E03.Too_Many_Pinkie_Pies.
WEBRip.h.264-ANON.mkv
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there we go, thats better
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>>5918487
no
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>>5918532
Pochinko
Panko
Pppplllpplllpplplplpl
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>>5918487
Give her a song!

About when she was living with her Aunt and Uncle Orange, maybe?
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>>5918540
Haha! Time to put this in my phone.

Thanks as always Applejack!
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Somethings suspicious. . .
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>>5918553
>Flitter and Cloudchaser pillows.
>A smaller one with Rumble is made and placed between them.
I am sorry, fellow Anons, but I will fight you for those pillows if it happens.
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>>5918553
2cute
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Applejack's already the most consistently written character and a fantastic role model with reasonable pride/stubborn related faults

If you don't like her that's your thing, changing her to be quirky or obnoxious would ruin the character.
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I have a problem MLPG

How do I get this little pony to stop kissin' me?
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HEY! YOU MOVED MY THREAD AGAIN!
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>>5918540
APPLEY!
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>>5918532
Cadence
Diamond Tiara
Daisy
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>>5918579
Anyone have a link to that really well done fan animation/song of Luna taking away a bunch of little foals on a magic ride?
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>>5918553
IS THERE A RAINBOW ONE?
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>>5918588
I SAY APPLEJACK SHOULD JUST BARGE IN THROGUH ALL DOORS LIKE KRAMER FROM SIENFIELD
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>>5918595
I was trying to post my opinion on two threads now that have been erased. It's a sign I should keep my keyboard still.
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>>5918595

The hyper index is picking it up for me.

The sub's locator need's Some form of MLPG in the subject.
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>>5918532
Panka Poe
Ponki Pae
Penko Pee
Bob Johnson
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>>5918487
Applejacks Parents were killed in a war. Big Mac was one of the soldiers in her fathers platoon. He went to go tell them that their father died, was too heartbroken and he and granny smith came up with the ruse that big mac is her older brother
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i want to ride a horse bareback and naked, hugging her neck while i grind my boner into her back
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I bet none of you can make a crazier face then THIS!
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>>5918536
Oh Leth, if you can get in contact with Archive there is a Fluffy Pony General that got archived via thread deleting from yesterday that should probably be removed.
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>>5918598
tell her to kiss me instead

i will give pank all the kisses anywhere on her body she wants
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>>5918662
I want a horse to ride me
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>>5918598
wake up
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>>5918626
http://youtu.be/6-3wp2VVhKQ
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>>5918634
nope
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>>5918670
NEVER POST THAT PICTURE AGAIN
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>>5918540
Thanks! By the way, are the FLVs and MKVs the same encoding?
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>>5918684
Really?

Would you even kiss her on the eye?
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>>5918543
that's a great butt
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>>5918595
Yeah, Hyper-Index sometimes takes more than 60 seconds to find the thread.
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A pony so bland that...it's not possible
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LK stram vidya
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>>5918695
ANON!
ONE HALF OF YOU LIED TO ME
BUT I FORGIVE YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE LOVELY
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Here's what I drew today
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>>5918532
My favorite has always been Ponki Paella
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>>5918709
if she wants to, then yes
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>>5918654
>Penko Pee
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>>5918735
draw a butt
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>>5918606
Anonymous!

>>5918700
The only difference between the mkv and the flv is the video container. The streams themselves are identical.

(TECHNICAL DIGRESSION: I used to lazy re-mux the streams with ffmpeg, but this season is remuxed with MKVToolNix. The only effective difference I've found is now the MKVs have an explicit framerate.)
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>>5918735
There's something off about Applebloom's nose but it's still really cute

That Pinkie is great
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>>5918729
But it's Halo and I'm not doing that good.
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>>5918689
HEY
DO YOU LIKE SYNTHPOP?
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>>5918751
>Lemonade isnt pink

DROPPEd
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>>5918735
NICE WORK!
APPLEBOOM COULD DO WITH A SPOON OR 2 THOUGH
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Are we keeping this thread?

I found it on the hyper index just fine
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>>5918769
I like synthpop.
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>>5918759
>The only effective difference I've found is now the MKVs have an explicit framerate

Well that's cool for edition purposes!
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>>5918769

I do at times.
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>>5918751
>Misses the glass.
Pinkie pisses like a dude.
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>>5918784
Hmmm, I dunno. ask your mother if you can keep it.
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>>5918532
Popopo
Panke Pae
Pankae Pow
Pankow Pown
PPPPP
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>>5918584
that is the best cosplay

ever
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>>5918709
are you kidding

i'd let her bulge her eyes way out while i gently sucked on them

i'd let her give me an eyejob
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>>5918759
I love the audio from these. Do you know of a tool to losslessly rip the audio off these?
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>>5918584
>chocolate cake
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>>5918765
>LK being bad at something
that warrants watching
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>>5918800
He can keep it if he feeds it and takes care of it shitposting.
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>>5918847
that armor's not gonna be thick enough
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>>5918839
Halo multiplayer is super boring unless it's high-level play
unless it's 4, then it's just bad
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unsweet tea > sweet tea
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>people actually bought these
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>>5918875
>Halo multiplayer is super boring unless it's high-level play
someone never played Halo:CE on the computers during class in school
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The last episode was nice and all, but I bet all of Ponyville must have been pretty steamed at Pinkie for causing so much trouble. She'd probably make amends and bake everyone a fresh pie to say sorry.

It would be her way of aPIElogy
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>>5918888
Tennessee Tea is best tea
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>>5918875

>console fps
>high-level play

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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>>5918888
There are so few of us!
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>>5918899
Oh, I meant that it's boring to watch, not play
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>>5918874
It needs to be light enough for her to fly, silly
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giddy up giddy up giddy up giddy up
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nite
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>>5918888
uncut > cut
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>>5918888
>>5918888
>>5918888
>>5918888
>>5918888
>>5918888
>>5918888
>>5918888
>>5918888
>>5918888
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would celestia continue to read "my pet goat"
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>>5918927
That's not up for debate, though
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hoofbeat 2 scans yet?
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>>5918919
Why does no one help her?

Why is Dash just cowering behind a cloud?
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>>5918927
agreed, just keep that shit clean and it's all good
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>>5918898
>Actually surprised at the shit bronies buy.
>Or the amount of money they are willing to spend on it.
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>>5918939
>>5918927
Well we're off to a great start
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>>5918888
>>5918910
As a man grown in the south, I completely agree.
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>>5918946
BECAUSE CLOUDS ARE FUN!
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>>5918939
nope
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>>5918939
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>>5918947

but i love the stench of my unwashed smegma
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>>5918962
Now is not time for fun! Your friend needs you!
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>>5918961
Same here.
I live in the south and can't stand sweet tea.
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>>5918967
>>5918963
God those are so goddamn fucking shitty
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>>5918962
No.
Clouds are not fun.
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>>5918901
Well, ponyville does owe her after she saved ponyville from Parasprites...
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>>5918919
doesnt pinkie pie realize that apple bloom and scootaloo can see her growing arousal right in front of them
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>>5918995
>that scratch
>shitty
anon porfis
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>>5918963
I wish I could color like that
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>>5918953
Oh,that reminds me. Someone in the sea of piss suggested Sombra was a Quilin / Kirin, a Chinese Unicorn. So I Wiki'd it and found this odd bit.

Twilight is going to replace Celestia as the sun-alicorn, because it's clear from her defeat by Chrysalis that her time is short.
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>you will never watch a girl sunbathing in the nude, her legs and labia spread wide for everyone to see
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>>5919015
l[m sorry for you lack of standards anon. It must be horrible
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>>5919031
Dash makes the best poses
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>>5919031
I know the gay guys get a lot of shit around here all the time, but you're making heterosexuals look way worse
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>>5919054
I'm sorry that you are intentionally being difficult Anon, but that's actually fairly well drawn.
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>>5919030
Kilin are more like deers
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>>5918933

I shouldn't have laughed so hard.
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>>5919031
I've seen that enough thank you very much. I don't want to see it again
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>>5919071
this.
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>>5919073
In the year 2018 bronies will rally to officially have the term "ponesexual" added to sex preference.
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>>5919064
Well, I guess you could say she's a real poser!
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>>5919031
Bro.
Stop.
Don't encourage the fags to start anything either.
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>>5919073
Opinions I guess. The only thing I can say it's great about that scratch is the coloring.
It's not enough to save it from being shit
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HAHA OH WOW
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zil_zXsriXY
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>>5919071
>>5919086
Sorry for being cis scum, but what?
I don't get it.
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>>5919024
Gotta start practicing anon. I want to draw better, so I draw the show clips that get posted.
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>>5919097

I will kill you.
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>>5919126
stop plugging your videos
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>>5918919
>getting a boner in public
being naked must be awful
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>>5918812
Several.

If you want the raw AAC from the FLV, try
flvextract (http://www.videohelp.com/tools/FLV-Extract)

If you want to do anything useful with this raw aac file, you'll have to put into an mp4 container. MP4Box (http://gpac.wp.mines-telecom.fr/mp4box/) is your friend here: try MP4Box -add "file.aac" -inter 500 "file.mp4"


A more general purpose way to grab the audio is with ffmpeg:
ffmpeg -i [input flv/mkv] -acodec copy [output aac]

You can pick any codec ffmpeg supports when grabbing your audio, and even dump it to .wav or .flac if you want.

A note, though - these are mostly command line tools, because that's how I roll.
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>Pony porn on national television
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>>5919095
I used to joke about otherkin and furry being orientations/identities, and then the whole non-cis community would have to be called the Lesbian/Bisexual/Gay/Transsexual/Furry/Otherkin community, or LBGTFO.
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>>5919152
It's ok, pony boners are easy to hide. You just hide them in another pony
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>>5919128

The gay people in here get shit for talking about liking gay things

and he's pointing out that the straight people can be just as bad and almost never get shit
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>>5919175
IT'S HAPPENING.gif
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>>5919097
OR MAYBE A REAL PONY!
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>>5919126

>somebody spent a year and a half making this

I cannot even fathom how worthless this person's life must be.
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>>5918963
>see thumbnail
>please be a dick please be a dick

ahhhh
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>>5919195
Pinocchio Pony: a wooden pony who just wants to be real, and when he lies it isn't his nose that gets larger.
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>>5919182
They don't need help sounding ridiculous
Questioning Unidentified Intersex Lesbian Transgendered Bisexual Asexual Gays

QUILTBAG
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>>5919186
speaking of shit, remember faceless?

i wish he was still around
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>>5919211
What are you, gay?
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>>5919126

>From the makers of "Foodfight"
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>>5918995
yeah
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>>5919226
...It's his ears?
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>>5918963
>So, y'know how we draw anthropomorphic animals all the times?
>Yeah
>Dude, if we color them differently, we can make way more money off of the dumb bronies
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>>5919256
Oh well your money wasted not mine
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>>5919256
I would so Celestia

But who am I kidding, she'd break me in half
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>>5919272
You know I've been wondering, what episode is this from?
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>>5919227
I can't believe this is a real thing. How do they expect people to ever take them seriously?
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No lesbianism or any sexy thing not allowed in the show
>Le no fun allowed robot
Well,how about in S3,There is an applejack ep,where she gets a letter about her parents ar ein trouble in a City far away of Ponyville
(NOTE:they are not kidnapped or that stuff,they are just stuck,like applejack in the last roundup)And applejack,big mac and Apple bloom goes on a trip[NOTE:the rest of the M ask if AJ needs help,but she says No,its familiar business.
But,the fastest way to go to the city where Apple Parents are,the fastest way to go is for Everfree
>inb4 Big Mac,AJ and Applebloom meetssome monsters that they defeat with Unexpected help from Twi,Rarity,RD and Pinkie[because fluttershy do not harm any animal]then you know what will happen
SPECIAL:the episode should be 2 parts,so we can get a better story
SO YES,FUCK YOU /mlp/ AND YOUR INCEST STORIES ABOUT THE APPLE FAMILY
~your Faithful Decepticon Friend,Soundwave,to /mlp/
TL:DR,AJ gets her episode where she finds her parents and there is a song
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>>5919296
The MMM
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>>5919280
didn't cost much really
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>>5919272
Maybe you should just make an excuse and thell them to split
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>>5919312
Really? I thought the picture was older than that.
Thanks
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>>5919158
Dude, you rock. Now I'm gonna take all the webrips, re-rip with FFMpeg to WAV, and edit out the opening theme and the long commercial breaks (3 sec). Then I'm going to dump them on my iPod Video, right next to the iTunes MP4s. Because sometimes I'm driving and I don't want to watch.
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>>5919278
Y-yeah? I mean it's anthro, what the fuck do you expect? Anthros are based on one thing. Human anatomy. Then they throw in a few animal features. Of course they're all going to look fairly similar.
I honestly don't know what you expect.
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>>5919314
Not much, but still wasted
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>>5919305
Hey Soundwave, have you been here before? You look familiar
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>>5919336
nah, I have tons of money
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>>5919323
I will feast upon your flesh
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>>5919333
Is that a copypasta?
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>>5919194
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>>5919341
>that wall of opinion
You're probably just catching his feedback
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>>5918487
As the element of honesty AJ becomes the only honest cop in the sea of corruption that is ponyville

>>5919182
Im stealing this
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>>5919357
No. It's an honest question. Anthros are anthros. They're all going to look pretty similar. I don't get your complaint.
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>>5919350
Yeah, okay Microwave
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>>5919372
this bed is so nice
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>>5918839
I'm just always surprised people want to watch me fuck around in games.
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>>5919305
>AJ episode
>Two parter
>Actually being about AJ
Welp you already failed Nightmare mode but still you tried
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>>5919350
Can I have some?

You don't need it anyways.
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>>5919305
>Megatron slowly drew in the rest of the Decepticons into ponies.
>Soundwave was the first to go full autisim after he hyper analyzed everything about them.
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>>5919341
I am sorta newfag here,and i posted in some threads about chocolate milk
(im sorta newfag because i dont post anything,Megatron is a faggot)
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>>5919126
is this a parody?
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>>5919366
HA
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>>5919394
I hear butts are pretty valuable right now and MT is trading them away for nothing
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>>5919394
d-dooks-kun.. i..
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>>5919395
>>5919403
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>>5919403
I swear to god I remember there being another Soundwave before. Way before.
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>>5919329
I'm also going to edit out the two-parters' recaps and make them one 40-minute mp3 each. Also, "I'll be out in the chocolate rain with a giant swizzle straw" and "Applebloom soup!" "Applebloom soup!" will disappear.
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>>5919392
>failed about nightmare mode
re-read bro,it says anything NOT allowed in teh show,an episode about AJ searching his parents is allowed,so we can canonize thefact that AJ doesnt have parents and applebloom is AJ daughther because incest(GOD i hate that fanfic)
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>>5919450
You might be thinking of Small Waves
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COULD YOU JOIN THE WONDERBOLTS?
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>>5919126
>What a beautiful cake, when can we eat it Charlie?
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>>5919175
are you referring to that tosh.0 thing? my friend just texted me about it
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>>5919463
i cant fly
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>>5919463
No wings so no

though it could be easily rectified
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>>5919463
No.
I don't have wings.
All I have are these BIG. MEATY HANDS
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>>5919329
>>5919454
>MLP episodes on tape

Even though it's just the audio that's interesting.
Who would you want to narrate them if they did it officially?
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Why can't he be real, mlpg?
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>>5919417
I shall create the most refined butts in the history of posteriors then!

I wonder if they accept butts as currency on NewEgg

>>5919424
Come on man, I'll DJ in your house!
I'll even play Mic The Microphone!
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>>5919457
It says something allowed on the show
An AJ episode about AJ? AHAHAHAHAHA yeah right
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>>5919469

I'm afraid to ask...
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>>5919450
Umm,as i said,the only time i was in a thread,was in those Chocolate Milk caring threads,it everyone ended up getting killed by Seth
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>>5919175
>>5919469
So ponies finally made it on that show?
I knew it was only a matter of time.
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>>5919491
He is real. He's just a heterosexual and a Southern Baptist
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OK MLPG pick a pony

Any ol little pony will do. Just one now, theres plenty to go around. Got it? I can wait.

OK?

Your pony is very very sick. Nothing too serious, but they're stuck in bed for at least a week, unable to do much then sleep.

Its your job to take their place and do their daily routine for them. Think you're up for it?
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>>5919498
something along the lines of Tosh.0 talking about reddit, and featuring a reddit dedicated to pony porn
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>>5919175
what was it?
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>>5919514
there were videos of bronies doing school lectures on MLP way before now
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>>5919521
>le reddit
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>>5919521
...Link?
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>>5919496
You seem upset
AJ had like 3 Episodes
1 was derailed by Derpy,the other was S1E4 and the CIDER
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>>5919512
Who the fuck is Seth? We don't have any regulars called Seth around here. And I'm assuming you don't mean EqD's Seth.
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>>5919520
GOOD JOB I TOOK THOSE FLYING LESSONS!
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>>5919521
Well thank goodness it wasnt here
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>>5919520
>Applebloom

What the fuck does she even do besides hang out with the CMC and grade school?
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>>5919483
how easily?
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>>5919542
Sorta because
everyone in that thread got killed by a MSpaint Trixie,so it was obvious that it was Seth
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>>5919520
>Taking care of sick Sweetie
Nigga I would do that without a second though and give it my best. I'd do everything to help her get better
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>>5919535
That made it onto Tosh?
Haha I didn't know that, awesome.
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>>5919520
>work at a cashier for a bakery
ezpz
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>>5919521

I see...

Eh, who cares. Its Daniel Tosh. He sucks.

Brickleberry is the worst thing I've seen on that channel since Lil' Bush.
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>>5919521
Really? A reddit dedicated to porn? How obscene! Let me post my disgust on /r/TwoXChromosomes
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>>5919544
You get a magic propeller hat to help you fly

>>5919554
You have school AND have to help on the farm
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>>5919521
Yeah, apparently he mentioned r/clopclop and now everyone's all pissy because it, "unfortunately this also brings bronies into the mainstream in a negative light."
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>>5919540
it apparently just aired or something. I normally don't watch the show, my friend just told me about it
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>>5919542
Clearly you're too new here to remember when Seth was a regular poster.
You probably dont even know that EQD was originally tailored to the /co/ audience, before he revamped it to be a fan fiction center to rake in all the bronybux
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>>5919564
More likely it was just somebody masquerading, but he sounds like as much as a faggot as Sethisto anyway.
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>>5919579
>Brickleberry
That show is even more unfunny than Family Guy somehow.
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>>5919593
bronies have been putting themselves in a negative light long before others have
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>>5919490
Morgan Freeman, Keith David, Kevin Conroy, or Paul Giamatti.

And if you don't think Giamatti deserves to be there, you should hear his audiobook of Philip K Dick's blue flower book. You know, the one with Keanu as a cartoon.
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>>5919593
BECAUSE THAT IS SURELY HARD TO DO
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>>5919599
You're a fucking retard. Seth hasn't been a regular here in about a year. Do you still consider Seth a regular poster in this thread when he hasn't posted in a year?
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>>5919585
>You get a magic propeller hat to help you fly
CAN I KEEP IT?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tN9kwYHAyP4
APPARUJACKU
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>>5919593
And all the cons and extreme fandom fans, not to mention the fact it's a show for little girls, was totally a-ok
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>>5919579
The thing is, a lot of stupid people watch Tosh.0.
So they are going to...
Oh wait, they are going to flood reddit.
Nevermind.
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>>5919620
>Implying that was implied
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Alright, streaming Halo I guess.
http://www.livestream.com/lksgamesandshit
I can do other shit if it's boring though
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>>5919621
oh shit negro, it's getting doraemon up in here
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>>5919541
It was a joke
Also TLR was more about the main cast than AJ, Applebuck featured a lot of Twilight and in Cider her fammily got more screen time than her.

Kinda sucks for AJ. Fuck even AB has more episodes than her
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>>5919649
You implied that you're a fucking retard?
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>>5919620
What if he still posted here all the time, just as anon?
All those anons we jokingly call out as being Seth because they like Trixie. What if it really was him the whole time
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>>5919535
That's lame you need to watch the full thing in all it's painful agony to really appreciate the awkward. A 15 second clip just won't do it
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>>5919657
Then he's really managed to tone down his faggotry and I commend him for it.
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>>5919621
Only for the week

Then you have to say good bye to ponies
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>>5919520
>>5919520
>Fluttershy
Caring about animals?
Easy job
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>>5919674
BUT I WANT TO STAY!
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>>5919674
Fuck the ponies.
I HAVE TO SAY GOODBYE TO MY MAGIC HAT!?
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>>5919614
A Scanner Darkly?
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>>5919686
have fun with the bears
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>>5919686
Its breeding season for a number of large, violent animals
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>You will never wub yourself to orgasm
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>>5919692
you could kill yourself and hope there is a heaven persoanlized for everyone. Then Equestria could become your real life
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>>5919700
I am not worried about the bears.
They suck as a football team anyways.
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>>5919700
They seem civilized enough...
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>>5919697
I didn't know WHAT the fuck was happening in that movie.
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you could have stopped it
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>>5919724
eh, 5/10, and I love Scratch's design
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OK MLPG

I will grant you any one pony related wish. But be warned, though the wish may come true, there will be a ironic monkey's paw twist to it. Are you willing to risk it?
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>>5919736
Oh jeez.
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JUST A REMINDER TO DIVERSIFY YOUR PORTFOLIO. AN INVESTMENT IN APPLES IS AN INVESTMENT IN THE EQUESTRIAN DREAM.
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>>5919727
there is a heaven personalized for everyone, it's called nonexistance
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>>5919736
oh, I didn't know it was explicit
That's kinda weird
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>>5919736
>They went to Reddit.
Just imagine if they came to MLPG.
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>>5919736
when will he show hentai?
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>>5919700
>>5919711
Niggas,i can pay To some vehicons to help me
>inb4 Fluttershy have a T-rex
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>>5919736
Well that's certainly something.
On an unrelated note, if anyone lives in Sweden, feel free to come by and kill me.
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>>5919736
I will enjoy watching this fandom burn to the ground
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>>5919749
I'll take the box
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>>5919736
Of course we couldn't have. We'd have needed our own Burned Furs-style group to actually energize the base.

My Captcha: partsOn the
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>>5919752
Sorry I invested everything in pears and oranges
I'm swimming in money now
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>>5919749

Can I have a cheeseburger?
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>>5919764
no one would come back to tell tosh about it
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>>5919736
Please tell me that's a Tiarawhy flash.
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>>5919736
They couldnt even find a decent ship?
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>>5918963
>"You know where I like it."
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>>5919775
BURN BURN BURN TO THE GROUND
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>>5919736
Well, I was going to sleep. Was. Now I've got to lurk and see what the fallout is. Next few hours could be interesting
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>>5919520

No.
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>>5919786
>>5919780
These have nothing to do with pony

You both get a rock
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>>5919736
I love that's even an incredibly shitty drawing, too
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>>5919795
>Flutterdash
>bad

This nigga.
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>>5919736
wat
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>>5919763
Because horses aren't censored IRL, and to him, it's no worse than putting kitty balls on little Simba.
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>>5919814
At least rocks are real...
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i try speed paint fluttershy lookin pretty high

took an hour
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The damage control from reddit is almost immediate

http://www.reddit.com/r/mylittlepony/comments/13jq3l/tosh0_slams_reddit_and_rmylittlepony/
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>>5919736
http://www.equestriadaily.com/

and now we wait
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IS THIS THE BEGINNING OF THE END /CO/?!
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>>5919814

Good grief...
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>>5919775
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>>5919838
AN HOUR WELL SPENT!
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>>5919822
I would like to see how far he could push that. Just show furry porn because it technically isn't human
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>>5919736

Once again the intelligent anon, who hides his powerlevel at all times, comes out unscathed.

None of you did reveal your powerlevel, did you /mlpg/?
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>>5919787
>The interns go in to get info.
>They never come back.
>The show goes on.
>Tosh has to go in himself.
>Finds a general.
>The entire episode is him hunched over his keyboard, not sure what happened.
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damn this tumblr sucks
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I need a Chocolate Milkshake,who have one?
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>>5919752
You're hardly one to talk about divisirty

When it comes to investments, Applejack puts all her apples in one basket
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>>5919817
are ya' trying to get yourself killed
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>>5919861
my brother found out accidentlyEveryone else doesn't, though
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>>5919775
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FJTK_iNA5s
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>>5919749
I wish that I go to a Equestria version that's like my headcanon as a Unicorn and where my waifu loves me without any ironic consequences
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>>5919861
>tfw hiding your powerlevel on everything
>Your pony powerlevel
>Your lurking since 2006 4chan powerlevel
>Your fetish powerlevel
>Your vidya powerlevel
>Your esoteric music powerlevel
I can never be myself around anyone.
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>>5919847
>where do you think we are.jpg
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>>5919861
A few of my close friends and my cousin know

No one knows my real powerlevel though
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>>5919736
Aside from the whole reddit thing, the fact that this was on TV is going to have a hilarious outcome
>>
>Go into Fry's Electronics
>Notice they have a hanging sign
>It says "Electronic Components"
>Electronic Components
>Components
>ponents
>pone

Do you think this is a brony shout out, guys?
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>>5919861
I've been hiding mine for a while now.
Literally, the pony figures are stuffed in a capsule in a hole in the wall covered by a hanging picture and I wore a morphsuit and covered my license plate when I went to buy them.
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>>5919799
>your balls repeatedly slap against the microphone while you fuck her ass, which is then projected at high volume out of the amps
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>>5919900
>tfw one friend who knows everything except fetish powerlevel

it's better that way though
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>>5919900

You're not alone anon, you're not alone.

We have to bear that burden, for the good of ourselves and our loved ones.
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>>5919918
holy fuck, I can't wait to see fox news or something talk about how Tosh.0 exposed millions of youth to pony porn
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>>5919919
fucking frys always pandering
STORE DROPPED
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>>5919919
no,everyone who claims this has a pony shout out,must be killed imnediatly
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>>5919817
THEY'RE GOOD FRIENDS!
IN A NORMAL WAY
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>>5919900
>esoteric music powerlevel
post your last.fm or whatever
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>>5919861

I have no one to tell.
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>>5919861
Eh, my friends don't give a shit.
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>>5919919
fucking pandering
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>>5919926

mahnigga.jpg
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>>5919861
Back in 2011, I tried to get my coworkers to watch the show, but now I make it very clear whenever it comes up that I 1) dont like the show that much and 2) absolutely despise the fandom, so it's all cool for me
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>>5919956
I KNOW NOW!
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>>5919900
double Dubs confirmed for we hide our powerlevel in everything
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>>5919926
>I wore a morphsuit and covered my license plate when I went to buy them.
that's rediculous where do you buy a morphsuit
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>>5919926
Can't you just use the internet or something?
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>>5919953
I don't "get" last.fm
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>>5918582
Over my dead body!
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>>5919861
>tfw the fandom was small.
>Showed co-workers.
>They shrugged it off as me, being me.
>The /b/ incident happens.
>Realize what I have done.
>One of the co-workers is a redditer.
>He got fired.
>Paranoia.
>Can't move out of parents house, father lost his job.
>Only source of family income.
>They get up when pony is on in the morning.
>They could find out.
>Two years later, show mom the show.
>No fucks given.
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>>5919992
online
>>
SOUNDWAVE GET
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>>5919995
but then google will know
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This is going to be fucking hilarious to watch now.

Tumblr, Reddit, EqD...

Glorious times ahead of us now.
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Someone should email Tosh the archive page and tell him it's full of everything horrible related to ponies.
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>>5919965
I wore my pony shirt to work because it was the only clean one. It was an early one from shoebrony, Pie Family Rock Farms.

I was literally sweating from nerves when the manager asked what it meant. I said it was just a joke shirt, because rocks don't grow on farms.
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>>5919926
Before you put on the suit, did you shout, "IT'S MORPHIN' TIME!"
>>
Which pone likes double penetration the most
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>>5919926
>I wore a morphsuit and covered my license plate when I went to buy them.
10/10
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>>5920009
damn,someone stole the >>5920000 get
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>>5920014
GOOGLE DOESN'T JUDGE
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>>5920016
But that would be telling the truth.

Tosh doesn't thrive on telling truths.
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>>5920024
you're mom
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>>5920018
I just said it was a joke shirt based on the Jack Daniels label
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>>5920024
none, because they lack genitalia
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>implying anyone over the age of 15 watches tosh.0 and takes it seriously
Still, this should be good.
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>>5920018
I wore my Daft Pon3 shirt once because I think it's a good design and I don't care!
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>>5919996
music dick waving
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>>5919985

Curses!

I guess theres my family, but they still don't know.

And sadly, to keep it that way I'll have to forgo getting IDW's comic...
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>>5920035
can you just shush?
thank you
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>>5920037
yes it does. And it does silently which is even worse
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>>5919736
What is this?
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>>5919861
my girlfriend stumbled upon this image on my computer
I told her I only had it saved ironically
I'm safe for now
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>>5920016
Who is this artist?
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Do you guys think if Pinkie Pie was real she'd like me?
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can you show pone porn on tv?
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>>5920046
>implying my mom is a pony
>implying i'm a pony
you know too much anon
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Remember when Howard Stern happened?
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>>5920076
Pony porn from reddit got shown on tosh.0
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>>5920079
WHAT ARE YOU ASHAMED OF?
CUCUMBERS?
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>>5920089
You shouldn't need to ask, anon.
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>>5920092
>you will never have a pony mom
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>>5920053
>Implying 15 and under year olds arent the most vocal and most laughable when it comes to people posting angrily about things online
>angry 12 year old commenting on tiara's flash.mov
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>>5920089
No. because she already likes me
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>>5918582
>>5920001
I'm afraid you're both mistaken.

It is I who shall lay claim to those theoretical pillows.
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>>5919861
Only my older brother knows, at worst he'll never stop busting by balls about this.

It's only a matter of time it's spreads out into other boards, and he finds out The spaghetti will be glorious
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>>5920120
I am a robot
and i know that feel
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>>5920060
But why would you use it aside from discovering new music?
I use a media player for listening to music I already have
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>>5919992
http://secondskinsuit.com/
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>>5920079
>Girlfriend
>Hiding pony from girlfriend

But anon, isnt that....kinda like cheating?
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>>5920089
I don't think she'd like you very much. She'd put on a facade around you, but she'd say mean things about you behind your back. They all would. Everyone does. I do.
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>>5920061
All of /co/ knows by now.
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>>5920125
>implying
nigga you better back the fuck up before you get smacked the fuck up
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>>5920024
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>>5920133
I will hypothetically fight you.
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>>5920100
ahahahahaha why
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>>5920133
Bitch I will fight you.
And I fight dirty.
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>>5920125
Pinkie can like more then one people
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>>5920118
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>>5920153
>all of /co/
>more than just one penis reposting over and over again
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>>5920089
absolutely not
she would love you
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>>5919469
This is the end
>>5919464
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>>5920089
Probably not
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>>5920152
Everyone?

Even cute little Fluttershy?
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>>5920159
WHO DAH?
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>>5920166
because thats what gets tosh.0 views and ratings. his entire shtick is being offensive and mean
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>>5919861
I honestly dread the possibility of anybody coming across my Pinkie suit
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>>5919736
So this is what it's become. It's ridiculous, absurd, abhorrent and hilarious at the same time. And that just sums up everything about this fandom.
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>>5920171
but that would be fake like, not true like that she has for me
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>>5920165
>>5920167
Motherfucker, I will boop you sideways.
Don't even talk.
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>>5920035

4 zeros is not a get. That happens multiple times per day.
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>>5920182
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>>5920153

Thats nice.

Irrelevant at this point, but nice.
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>>5920149
she'd tease me for weeks if she found out
and it would be cute until she started making horse noises in bed or something like that just to fuck with me
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>>5920144
>green skinsuit
>I can be Anon IRL
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>>5920231
>making horse noises in bed
> a bad thing
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>>5920024
Dash of course
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When the world begins to burn someone should set up a livestream so we can all watch together.
Wouldn't it be great?
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>>5920093
Yeah. That puts things in perspective. However, this is television instead. Yet, they both are shows on specialty channels that few people pay attention to. I suppose things might heat up a bit, but it isn't the end of all things. I'm still glad I haven't revealed my power level to anyone.
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>>5920231
...
And the problem with those things is?
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>>5920181
>that expression

Why cant Pinkie be real?
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>>5920182

The Mayans were right!
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>>5920214
WE WILL SEE ABOUT THAT

FIRST STRIKE
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>>5920089
If you have a fetish of have a Crazy GF and,you can fuck her if you wantand if she wants because it will end to be >rape
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>>5920143
>But why would you use it aside from discovering new music?
thats literally the only point of it lol

anyway post your "esoteric" music taste, I'm into experimental and otherwise "weird" shit
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>>5920254
She'd probably fall for the wrong guy anyways
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>>5920235
Just don't wear a shirt under it.
Wrinkly as fuck.
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>>5920231
>"Ugh! I would really HATE it if you imitated Rarity and walked around on all four naked, you bitch"
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>>5920247
WHEN'S THAT?
I DON'T KNOW IF I'M FREE
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>>5920254
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>>5920173
>editing Pank's holy and majestic smiles

are you asking for a whipping, anon?
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>>5919919
pandering shit season 3 is ruined
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>>5920181
Would you hold pone's hoof while you scratch their ears?
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>>5920288
you'll know it in your heart
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>>5920285
>She falls for it, hook line and sinker.
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>>5920274
I would never hurt Pinkie

Unless it was like one of those hypotheticals where I had to to save her life or something.
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>>5919861

I stopped giving a fuck a long time ago.
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>>5920235
We should get a bunch of green skinsuit anons together and cause mayhem.
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>>5920231
By the sound of it she's already bought a riding crop.
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>>5920307
Dash won't let you touch her hooves.
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>>5920272
Styx.
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https://twitter.com/danieltosh/status/271044855734624257

Looks like he delivered.
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>>5920316
>that fedora
>that hideous plushie
>that hideous art
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>>5920316
Oh hey you got one SBs prints too?

I got the one with Thunderlane and Rumble.

Tucked away in a folder in a filing cabinet.
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>>5920316
oh shit I actually kind of love that CMC print

the rest is pretty tacky though
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>>5920356
Oh this is going to be fun
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>>5919736
...that was shown uncensored on television?
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>>5920307
>"That's right girl. Sit. Shake."
>"Anon, I'm not dumb. I know how to-"
>Scratch her ears
>She starts whimpering, looking dazed and confused
>"Come on. Shake."
>She does so
>"Good girl."
>You hold her close to you, gently stroking her ears and nuzzling the top of her head
>She just leans into you, uncomprehending, but happy
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>>5920390
yup
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>>5920360
the cmc art is actually pretty good, though.
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>>5920390
it's technically animals, and animals can be shown nude on TV
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>>5920397
what about the one on the top shelf?
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>>5920390

Uh huh.

He might get in trouble for it, actually.
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>>5920404
Makes you wonder if there was a little back stage argument on whether or not they could show it.
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>>5920395
>Comedy central has to remove his show from the roster because of the lawsuit.
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>>5920404
you mean I can show furry porn on cable TV?!
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>>5920404
South Park - Stan's dog - 'Nuff said
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>>5920316
the extent of my powerlevel is the 2011 comic-con posted framed on my wall
that's not too bad, right?
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>>5920393
Ear scratches is an effective mindcontrol method.
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>>5920414
but imagine the views he will get. All publicity is good publicity
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>>5920404
But ponies are anthropomorphic, doesn't that human quality of them mean they should be censored?
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>>5920404
>naked animals
>they are naked all the time

oh jeez
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>>5920404
>Dat grey area.
I think someone will manage to scare Comedy Central enough.
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>>5920423
Shows what you know
I could rule all of Equestria with these hands
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>>5920404
Why don't we start a furry/pony porn TV show?
We could have artist spotlights, interviews, and slideshows and stuff
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>>5920419
aw yiss
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>>5919736
I wish I had seen the video, what was he talking about anyway?
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>>5920429
Ponies don't have rights.
>>
LK is streaming video juegos
http://www.livestream.com/lksgamesandshit
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>>5920442
which network would even allow that?
Animal Planet?
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>>5920404
>>5920418
We're going to get another Last Round Up fiasco, but with porn arent we?

And its going to be worse because its on national TV outside the Hub.

I'll be in the bunker
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>>5920216
Well,all i wanted was quads,thats why im here,and to ruin your fetished about AJ being incest mother of Applebloom
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>>5920439
EqD will probably do something about that. If not Hasbro.
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>>5920316

You styled that pony hair pretty nicely bro.
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>>5920442
>>5920443
Gentlemen...we have a potential for creating an amazing cartoon show.
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>>5920449
>A PONY DESERVES RESPECT
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>>5920445
The whole show is basically him talking about stupid shit he finds online and making jokes about them.
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>>5919520
Running a small-town library I'm pretty sure I could handle.
Being the magical student/protege of a Pharaonic god-empress, maybe not so much.
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I would love if this gets Tosh canned.

Maybe someone should pretend to be a Muslim, just in case.
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>>5920411
pretty alright looking from here
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>>5920440
You have only two hands, anon

Sure you might be able to take out Luna and Celestia at once, but you'll never be able to fend up the retaliation
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>>5920464
No one ever liked Applecest here dude
Well except Nachos but fuck nachos
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Any reactions yet?

This is just too good to past up.
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>>5920404

You will still very rarely if ever see animal genitalia on TV, and this is uncensored porn regardless.

I could easily see Hasbro throwing up a shitfit at the very least.

Time to break out the popcorn and see what happens.
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>>5920484
Well it's not like I would go straight in there hands blazing
I would work my way up the ladder cloak and ear scratch style.
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>you will never hold a dying Applejack in your arms
>her life is slowly draining from her
>you've been by her side the entire time
>its finally time
>she motions for you to come closer
>you are about to hear her last words. words that will stay with you for the rest of your life
>Apples
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If MLP dies, how am I supposed to resell this fucking costume
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>>5920463
No, they have to remove Tosh.0 from the roster.
It would be fucking hilarious because all of his stoner friends would blame Reddit.
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>>5920478
>"Excuse me but ponies are sacred to my culture and your show has offended our God by showing pornographic images of ponies."
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>>5920495
if you go on reddit, the my little pony reddit is going into damage control
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>>5920506
Furries aren't going anywhere man
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>>5920470
HOLY SHIT CALL UP THE HASBRO EXECS

WE'RE GONNA BE ROLLIN' IN DOLLAZ
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>>5920495
Longtime furry here. I've waited for this for nearly a decade.

*ahem*

AH HAHAHA HAHAHAHAAA HAHAHAHA HA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HA!!!

Ha!
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>go to reddit mlp for the rage
>see this

neat
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>>5920495
Refreshing EQD like vanilla 4chan to see.
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>>5920527
>furry
>*ahem*
kill yourself
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>>5920534
>Seth announces his next viewer milestone.
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>>5920506

the MLP fandom won't die because of this. If it really triggers a shitstorm and the show gets taken off, the fandom will merely become more secluded and less open, a la furries
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>>5920533
Reddit entirely is not that bad, it's just the "meme" subreddits that are awful.

I like the music production subreddit
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GUYS,we know how this will end,so lets get back to the general,making AJ interestingyou can't
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>>5920502
>Hands blazing

>Anon kicks down the door to the Canterlot palace, straight to the throne room
>Has his hands out, thumbs and index fingers out like little guns
>"Everyone freeze or the princesses get it!"
>All the guards look at each other with mixed looks
>"What are you even talking ab-"
>Stirahg to the ears, their a mess on the floor in seconds
>"Any more heroes?"
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>>5920533
That picture is really old.
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>>5920533
Bitch naw. The Elements came from the Crystal Empire. Don't you remember the pilot episodes? When Nightmare Moon shattered them, the Elements burst into crystal shards.
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>>5920533
Oh shit is that the sane artist as that Derpy and CT series?
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>>5920533

Holy shit you can buy derpy stamps in Canada
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>>5920548
It won't die. But a mighty shitstorm will be had.
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>>5920371

What can I say I am a sucker for small toys and trinkets.
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>>5920556
She's really fucking boring

Why is she peoples favorites? I don't know. Maybe they like seeing pictures of her fucking Macintosh.
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>>5920567
>not dipping your hands in gasoline and lighting them on fire
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>>5920556
You know what I'd want?
An episode where AJ is forced to choose between her friends and family.
That would be an interesting conflict for her character
>>
do you think pony would like you?
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>>5920597
Psycho, please...
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>>5920602
Yes
Next Question
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>>5920597
I'm gonna light my hand on fire, and then fist fuck a goat
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>>5920602
DO YOU LIKE ME?
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>>5920602

Panka would!
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>>5920584

It's not like we didn't have those before.

I'll stay nice and comfy in MLPG riding the waves
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>>5920553

Any subreddit with more than 10k subscribers is instantly shit.
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>>5920602
I hope so. I know so
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>>5920602
I dont see why not

I'm kind and gentle and would be super nice to them
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Now, would you REALLY like it if pony fucked you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KXf3kwjKQ0
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>>5920602

I like to think so, yes.
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>>5920602
>towering over them
>strange arcane technology
>scary forward facing predator eyes

No.
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>>5920505
>you drop her in the street and walk away
>the next person to drive through here is gonna get quite a surprise!
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>>5920602
Some of them might. I can't say yes for certain.
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>>5920621
I remember when the mlp sub had less than 1k subscribers
and then the show got popular
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>>5920578
>The elements are nothing more than phylacteries of long dead liches.
>They bind themselves to the souls of their new 'bearers.'
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>>5920602
Everyone says I'm a nice and cute guy
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>>5920600

I kinda wanna see an episode where she tries to go to sleep, but can't. Like that episode of Ren and Stimpy. We'll call it "Insomniapplejack."

>>5920602

Statistically, someone has to.
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>>5920600
But what scenario would force that? Aside from Celestia telling them all to move to the Crystal Empire.
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>>5920602
Yes unless the Autobots tell to ponies that decepticons are evil
>implying that Megatron wanting to destroy cybertronian Racism with violence is evil
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>>5920642
I would that Dash so hard
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>>5920642
...
Ponies in the show also have front facing eyes
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>>5920663
>human

ew
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>>5920671
>...

Deafdefiler pls go
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Whoa this is really fucking cool.
And depressing.
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>>5920642
>scary forward facing predator eyes

>Fluttershy cowers away from you
>"Whats wrong little pony? I just want to be your friend."
>"Y-your eyes. You want to eat me!"
>Think for a minute and get an idea
>"No wait. check this out!"
>Cross your while making a silly face
>"Better?"
>Peeking between her hooves, Fluttershy starts to giggle
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>>5918756
here you go, have a butt sorry for the wait, I went and had dinner
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>>5920675

You see dem titties?

I'd do her too. And Human Twilight.
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>>5920661
Does Starscream still cry when he sees a rainbow?
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>>5919736
Can someone explain this to me, since I don't watch enough TV to understand the context? Why is there pony pr0nz here?
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>>5920696
Isn't that from the heart butt series Raydragon did?
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>>5920696
blaZANG
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>>5920706
Stop typing like a fucking retard
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>>5920663
>human dash with giant boobs and a nonlesbian haircut

you dont watch the show do you
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>>5920663
I like cute nerdy Twilight
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>>5920708
I dunno, I just know that a heart shape is a rule of thumb for a drawing a butt
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>>5920695
Cross your what!?
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>>5920602
Fuck no.
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I'm surprised /v/ hasn't gone into maximum autism over this yet
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>>5920749
your while
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>>5920653
In the show and things like that I don't know. Probably never happening.
But if this was a more serious show I really think that AJ would want to get rid of her element to keep her family safe.

Hypothetical situation If AJ could only save her family or her friends who would she choose?
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>>5920701

>woulding a big-titted Dash

you are no man
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>>5920515
where? I can't find anything on that damn site
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>>5920727
You're confusing fanon with the show. Stop that.
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http://www.ponychan.net/chan/oat/res/38237549.html
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>>5920679
>Being called Deaf
I'm going to take a long cold shower
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>>5920706
fuck off
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>>5920762

/v/ really, REALLY doesn't care about ponies.

To them, the franchise doesn't exist.
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>>5920802
You've never been to /v/ have you?
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>>5918950
>no chrysalis
Why even bother
>>
Why haven't you rewatched Wreck-It Ralph today, MLPG?
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>>5920778

I like big tits.

And I cannot lie.
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>>5920727
>human dash with giant boobs and a nonlesbian haircut

Huh. I have zero pictures with this. please help.
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>>5920495
>>5920515
>>5920785
Wait, what is this all about?
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>>5920831
I've seen it 3 times already
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>>5920802

I guess you weren't there when they thught Gaben was a brony
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>>5920732
>>5920708
It is. He made the concept last year.
He calls it "flankylicious".
Ugh.
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>>5920802
Um, what? You've been around long enough to know that's not true.
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>>5920831
Not out here until February.

Kill me.
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>So I heard I was on the tv!
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>>5920774
Friends
As much as she cares about her family she knows that her friends are the elements and keep Equestria safe. You know the needs of the many over the needs of the few
She'd be a wreck and never recover after that though
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>>5920802
are you kidding? They're the anti-bronies. They are just as devoted to hating the show as Autists are to watching it. They destroy their own board at the mere suggestion of Ponies. When Gaben announced he watched the show, and later when he said pinkie was best pony, /v/ went in full damage control and denial.
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>>5920846

Thats exactly why they don't.

Bad memories.
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This little horsey kissin' me
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>>5920857
That hasn't stopped me from watching it, Anon.
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we humans again?
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>>5920881
which human likes it the most when you ruffle her hair?
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>>5920869

Didn't he say Rainbow Dash was best pone?
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>>5920858
You're always on the TV, Fluttershy.
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>>5920900
Pink actually
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>>5920900
His favorite pony
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>>5920872
I love kissy horses
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>>5920881
Dahs really is a good pony. You just have to get her out of her shell
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>>5920899

Scoots.
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>oxy all gone
>no new horse

fuck everything right now
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>>5920881
Why not?
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>>5920853
Ah, well, there you go, i must have seen it before
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>>5920872
>GIDDY UP MLPG EDITION
>This anon's fetish: DJ Acid
>This anon's fetish: Fluttertoots
>This anon's fetish: Wolfy panties
>This anon's feitsh: Flutter toots
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This will be the only time MLP will be shown on basic cable
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>>5920858
>Fluttershy's face when her vagoo on national TV
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Tosh reminds me of the jocks in High School that beat up on the "nerds".
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>>5920914
Once again proving that Gabe is a great guy

Also he collects knives
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>>5920836
Haha, oh wow.

I just requested and received this image in a drawthread this weekend. Not exactly what you had in mind I'd think, but still works, I believe. Lucky you. You can thank /d/.
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>>5920872
ponies must give amazing blowjobs, those squishy marshmallow mouths look so warm and wet, and their tongues look so soft and prehensile, they'd just take you in their mouths and roll their tongue all over until you busted
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>Well it's not the first time
>>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ba-b-bJIuKQ
We got HD.
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>>5920948
She was in tears just over tail extensions!

She'd probably be inconsolable after this
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>>5920914
What?
He said Rainbow Dash is his favorite pony in that email.
Nothing about Pinkie
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>>5920948

>Dashs face when she was shown face down in flutters vagoo on national tv
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>>5920946
I've seen "documentary" episodes anout the furry fandom. I'm not so sure.
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>>5920980
This is gonna be too good.
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this whole situation, this is going to be good for us. well, for US, anyway, because now we're finally going to get a little fire and castigation to clean out the rest of /mlp/. we, though, will weather this storm as we have ever done, secure in Castle Faggotry.
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>>5920980
Kill me now.
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>>5920982
Nervous breakdown and suicide

Bye bye fluttershy
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>"W-was it something I said?"
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>tfw humanisations dont do anything for me because it reminds me too much of reality
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>>5921002
sanic pls

you also have a shit fanbase

so shut up
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YES
this will be the final push we needed to make moot make /mlp/ nsfw
a man can dream
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>>5915648
I do have some Japanese colleagues in the Eurobeat world, but I don't think any of them are particularly interested in MLP. Also, most Eurobeat producers are Italian, not Japanese. (The style is a direct evolution of Italo Disco and retains a great deal of its talent pool from the 80s, for the most part.)
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>>5921005

You mean our lifeboat
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>>5920980
Tosh.o is painfully unfunny
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>>5921036

>not being able to get off to reality just as easily as fantasy

we're gonna get that demon outta you, boy, even if it takes all night.
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>>5921075
Can you think of anything worse than being forced to sit in on one of their writers meetings? A bunch of drunk fratboys sitting around pretending their funny?
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>>5920986
Google Gabe Newell Pinkie Pie
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>>5920980
>using joke chevrons outside of 9gag
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>>5921075
This. Watching the Mad skit was bad enough, I'm not desperate enough to watch Tosh
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>>5920980
Jesus Christ. There was more than just that one pic.

And it was all terribly dawn too.
>>
Where do I go to talk about meta relating to people from here?
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>>5921057
God no.
/mlp/ is shitty enough as it is.
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i don't think we have enough kisses with noses touching. we should get more.
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>>5921053
you guys own the crown for biggest and fastest growing hated fanbase and I can't say I'm jealous of that.

Though there is a huge fandom overlap between Sonic and MLP so I can't really say much.
>>
http://www.livestream.com/lksgamesandshit

Come watch H4LO it's funny
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>>5921098
Heh what do you know. Well it's not like people change favorites
Cool
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>>5920980
I love how he described the entirety of the adult mlp fandom as men who enjoy pony porn.

The aftermath should be pretty great.
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>>5920980
>tfw a meme you once enjoyed is so overused it has lost its original meaning
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Why sould you never tip a pony?

Because they make terrible waiters!
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>>5921160
That's stupid
You're stupid
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>>5921137
>posting anime sameface bullshit
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>>5921119
>>5921096

It reminds me of middle aged women saying things like "epic" and "fail" on Facebook, or posting watermarked meme images.
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>>5921132
Come on guys, I want to talk, just not here.
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>>5921171
expecting snarky bastard to not shit post
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>>5921184
Try the steam chat.
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>>5921096
I would much sooner watch a Comedy Central series that was a collaboration between Dane Cook, Jeff Dunham, Carrot Top, and Gallagher.
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>>5921186
I want SB to leave
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>>5921146

in two days, there will be near on eight hundred response videos from bronies defending themselves as not liking the porn. these videos will invariably contain pro-hyperfeminist doctrine, and will likely end with a message to any women watching that he (the brony in question) sticks up for women's rights.

i seen this fucking movie.
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>>5921139
Both sonic and ponies are Furry, we can share the crown.
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>>5921157
Such is the fate of all memes.
>>
ahahahahahaha
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>>5921166
AJ is against racism and hate
Because she learned her lesson in Bridle Gossip.
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COME ONE EVERYP0NY
SMILE SMILE SMILE
FILL MY HEART WITH
SUNSHINE, SUNSHINE
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>>5921199
But I run the risk of someone bringing it here.

I really wish i could just talk to him, but fuck me if the internet is suppose to connect people.
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>>5921206
The black guy still dies first, doesn't he?
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>>5921139
Sonic never got as big as MLP. It was always just that small laughingstock community of 14-year old furries on the internet. MLP is a large abhorrent community of 20-year old furries on the internet and in the nooks and crevices of real life.
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>>5921146
well, he is right
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>>5921233
>smiling
>2011
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OK MLPG, which would you rather?

You and your favorite pony can be together as much as you want where you are human and they are pony

OR they are human and you are pony
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>>5921237

i don't know. black bronies are an endangered species. i don't think there's any left in the wild.
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>>5921266
I'd rather them be the pony.
Though the 2nd option isn't terrible, just not preferable.
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>>5921273
Don't GG and MT count?
We should pair them in a breeding program.
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Would you help your favorite pony if this happened to them:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEqNmgQv0w0
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>>5921247
While it wasn't as big, there still were tons of vocal fans who were stupid as fuck.

Plus, you know, Chris-Chan.
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I wonder if this was the GNAA's doing.

I mean, they have been targeting pony porn artists, and talking about building up to something big. Maybe they helped in this
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>>5921233
That is like perfect Pinkie size


Big enough to hug and play, small enough to pick up and be adorable
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>>5921266
neither
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>>5921288
>>5921273
There was a cool as fuck nigga at bronycon.
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>>5921266
I would gladly flood and swell my woman's tight human cunt and womb with my fat pony cock and limitless supply of hot, glue-thick semen. On an hourly basis.
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>>5921289
HOLY SHIT DUDE THAT'S NASTY

but arousing
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>>5921302
I agreement
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>>5921296
Chris-Chan was still pretty much isolated to the internet though. And he was only one wanton autistic fanatic. MLP has hundreds.
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>>5921266
Me as human and them as a pony. My balls would be shriveled to the size of grapes within a few weeks.
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>>5921288

sadly, the Greater Black Horsefucker is a similar species, but separate. it's still endangered, though, so we should conduct a breeding program regardless.
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>>>/v/163399126
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>>5921288
We should get a farm. We have them and a few others tend to horses to ensure a new line of future black pony lovers

Of course we'll need a couple honkeys to be in charge and make sure everyone is safe
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I did a sketch.
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you know what the worst part about this is

No one will blame Tosh for exposing their children, and themselves, to porn of a kids show.

they're gonna blame and attack the artists. the artists who had the art safely hidden away on the internet where it was unlikely children would find it.

and yet, no one will blame tosh.
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>>5921346
Hahaha, that's great.
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>>5921078
reality is too scary for me to find it sexy.
it's too much of a reminder that we live close to these creatures. we can leave the house for a few steps and we can see one.
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>>5921346
alright I actually laughed out loud
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>>5921266
me as human. Stallion on human creeps me out way more than Human on mare
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>>5921302
I could go for a little bigger
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>>5921346
10/10 Will save
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>>5921289
>tfw you will never pop a huge pimple on Pinkie's ass
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>>5921334
NOW obviously.

Sonic was pretty much a joke before MLP came out. I remember ties were making a Sonic thread on /v/ would get sagebombed just like a MLP thread these days.
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>>5921346
Why isn't there an animation like this yet?
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>>5921360
why do you say that? My first thought wasn't "oh who is this depraved artist". It was "how many lobotomies has Tosh had?"
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>>5921346
HAH
pls finish it
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>>5921346
Hahahaha I love this, I'm glad somebody finally decided to do something with that idea
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>>5921346
I don't get it. 3/10
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>>5921341
It was bound to happen

Buckle in fellas, we got another even on our hands
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>>5921372
She has to big enough to effectively cuddle with, but sall enough that my penis isn't inadequate
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>>5921346
I like you Tex

I'll kill you last
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>>5921406
How would you pronounce this pony's name?
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>>5921390

that's because you know tosh is shit

not everyone else does
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Sad thing is it wasn't even funny. It was just fucking disturbing.

That's a large problem with the show as a whole though of course, but this was a new level.
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>>5921390
You'd be surprised how many angry parents will disagree with you.
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>>5921372

i want a Pinkie the size of a big dog. say, chow-sized.

ideally, just as fluffy as a chow, too.
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>>5921433
PONKA PO
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>>5921406
Whenever someone asks for Pinkie's name, people rattle off nonsensical variants.
It's not that hard to get, if you've been here for more than two threads.
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>>5921372
MLPG

When is little pony TOO big?
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>>5921302
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>>5921433
wow, really? I guess you guys will laugh at anything.
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>>5921341
>>5921408
Well that went nowhere.
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>>5921433
PANKA PA
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>>5921389
Make vocaroos and I'll consider it.
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>>5921460
PENIS POOPER
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>>5921433
Snuggle Curls
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Should I keep a diary and write down my meta feelings? I really don't know what to do.
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>>5921473
>anons have a laugh at a comic
>you feel the need to point out that you don't find it funny through several posts

You must be a real joy at parties.
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>>5921297
>Tosh actually leads the GNAA
>he's using his terrible show to manipulate the opinions of the general public to sway them to agree with the GNAA's beliefs without actually being part of it
>enough of the general public become aware of pony porn and have it outright banned, but the show ends up getting canceled because Tosh and GNAA had ruined its reputation
>then plan their next target
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>>5921433
STONKY STEW
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>>5921346
saved
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>>5921346
>Anons in charge of knowing how to announce Panko
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>>5921433
Booboo Kittyfuck
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>>5921360
Remember when some little girl found Tiara's porn flash website after her mother let her use the internet unsupervised and without parental controls? Of course, the perverts and deviants creating these horrible images were to blame and not the irresponsible mother.
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>>5921302
Waist height is the perfect height, small enough to sleep on your bed with you, and just right for a lustful session of full force dicking when she's in raging heat
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>>5921433
Sex Slave
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http://www.equestriadaily.com/2012/11/ponies-on-tosh-20.html
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>>5921486
it'd be funny to see all of MLPG record themselves mispronouncing pinkies name, and get the all played at once.
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>>5921449
anyone know who the artist was?

>you porn is so badly drawn it doesnt even need to be censored on national tv

ha
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>>5921499
Ah yes, when you share your opinion, you're totally in the right. When I share mine, I'm an ass.
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>>5921532
>when she's in raging heat
>not whenever you damn well feel like it
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http://www.equestriadaily.com/2012/11/ponies-on-tosh-20.html
>video thumbnail
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>>5921530
Lmao, when did this happen? Also, Tiara is pretty hot for a ponyfucking weirdo.
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>>5921532
Something like this then?
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>>5921535
I couldnt see Pinkie being a submissive. She's too energetic and perky
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>>5921502
>Their next target is Tosh.0
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>>5921468
Never
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>>5921550

>you feel like it
>not when either of you feel like it
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>>5921560
A few months back.
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>>5921540
>>5921486
I'd do it if I had a mic.

I'll probably go out and get one tomorrow
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>>5921573
She would be an energetic and perky slave.
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>>5921540
No really, if some of you make vocaroos I could consider making an animation based on that comic.

I've been meaning to do something like it anyway.
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>>5921548

Cobaltsnow

I feel bad for him, because he's pretty good. That was a really old comic by him
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>>5921550
Anytime is good, but when she's in heat she'd be dripping and forcing you up against the wall, clenching as hard as she can to milk out your sweet human seed deep inside her
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>>5921530
To be fair, kids should be able to search for MLP on the internet without finding anything nasty, and the parents are more than likely none the wiser about the er, nature of the fandom.

This development will probably change that, however.
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Do all ponies go into heat at the same time? does that mean that for a month, all of equestria shuts down and turns into one big orgie?
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>>5921575
>FlutterGalactacus
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>>5921530
I don;t remember it being said it was TW's
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Fuck it I'm making a journal, not a diary. Maybe if I die it'll somehow drip back here, then you can all laugh at me posthumously
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>>5921576
>not whenever she feels like it
>"You know what time it is; on your backside. Drop your pants and don't look at me"
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>>5921588
I'll do it, I have a free day tomorrow so there will be nobody around to hear me yelling PENKO PEE
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGG
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>>5921601

Equestria only shuts down when Celestia goes into heat. thank God it doesn't happen often.

solar flares big enough to immolate any pony caught in them
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>>5921576
>Sleeping together quietly
>Feel Pinkie climb on top of you
>"Pinkie? Please, not tonight. I jsut want to sleep."
>"Hehe, its silly. Thinking you have a say in this."
>She slams into your over and over again. Painfully.
>You just grit through it and wait for her to stop
>A few hours after the sun comes up she eventually stops and rolls over besides you, passed out
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>>5921630
>time for a pony ride
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>>5921554
>Why are you showing this to the public and not just hiding it!?
Oh, it burns when the light gets shined on you, doesn't it, bronies?
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>>5921601
that would be amazing. Also, since ponies control most things that would otherwise be "natural", does Celestia control when heat begins?
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>>5921575
I'd live on Flittershy's nose

Seems like a nice cozy place
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>>5921601
Magic ensures they don't have to go into heat until they feel like it
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>>5921600
Where have you been for the past 10 years? She found the SFW version on youtube, which is essentially just characters headbobbing to Pendulum music. Then she clicked on the well-labeled link in the video description. Then she said yes when the website asked if she was over 18. Then she went onto the Chrysalis flash and saw a PoV of a dude getting a blowjob from bugqueen.
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>>5921630
pony reverse cowgirl would be baller as fuck
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>>5921630
>Dont look at me

But....I want intimacy, Pinkie
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>this shit happens
>have to go to sleep

Well fuck me.

Can you guys cap some reactions from this?
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>>5921649
Slams into my what?!
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>>5921119
What, you don't want to see a full length Life of Pinkie Pi in 3D, directed by You Wouldn't Like Me When I'm Ang Lee?
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>>5921649

>another night
>cuddling with her on the couch
>hug her tight
>tighter
>tighter
>"ah, anon? i can't move. how can i cuddle if i can't moOOOH"

anon and Pinkie are having a contest who can come up with the most inventive >rape techniques.
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>>5921549
No you're an asshat because the joke needed to be explained to you and then you deemed it not funny.

Of course you won't think it's funny if it needed to be explained, joke telling 101 anon.
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>>5921697
your over.
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>>5921641
Anyone who is willing should do it at some predetermined point.

Would help with collecting all the voice clips.
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>>5921692
>"Ooh, intimacy is my favorite board game! I get to be the car!"
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>>5921662
You know they won't differentiate between "us" and "them"?
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i'll try to go back to sleep now.
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0-4: Sleep
5-9: Pone
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In my headcanon ponies don't go in heat
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>>5921748
Haha
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>>5921204
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ba-b-bJIuKQ
Hey, why you dissin' Gallagher?
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>>5921743
I just want to set the world on fire.
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>>5921720
If you have somewhere where we can Vocaroo ourselves and then submit our links, that would be much easier for the collector
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>>5921716
No, I just don't find jokes to be funny the eleven hundredth time it's said.
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>>5921692
You can look, but she'll just close her eyes and imagine you're a stallion
And she won't want to cuddle afterwards
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Henp9Uv21Cw

>mare vaginas

Imagining a tight mini mare pussy clenching around you is pretty much the best thing ever
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>>5921748
Fan-fucking-tastic.
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Question

Does /tv/ know?
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>>5921764
>And she won't want to cuddle afterwards


Then.....what's the point?
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>>5921792
I don't think so. Want to go and change that?
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>>5921748
Is Applejack under the logo?
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>>5921686
Impossible, ponies are only capable of doggy style
Face down, ass up
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>>5921764

>Pink ever being anything other than accepting and loving

Dash might do that, but not Pink.
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>>5921532
And she'll think I'm stallion-sized to fit her tiny torso.

(reCaptcha: cubic islogps)
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>>5921762
The "What's this Pony's name?" joke is old, but the comic had never been done before.

Alright so you didn't think it was funny. fair enough.
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>>5921761
You could just send 'em over to my tumblr randumbdrawfag.tumblr.com

I'd probably make a youtube account for the occassion and give you guys a link to it along with the swf.
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>>5921805
Go ahead/
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are there any good reactions yet
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>>5921841
EQD comments are medium funny
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>>5921792
They just had a thread, but was deleted at about a dozen posts
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>>5921841
>>5921845
what'd I miss?
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>>5921820
Thank you.
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You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses, would you?
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From the artist of the comic shown:

Alright so I guess it was true, crappy cam footage but you know the drill by now “yadiyada pervert bronies etc.”
Here’s the clip: {link}
Idk why there is a squirrel there but either way I found it amusing =p
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>>5921858
Ponies got recognized on mainstream television.
hue
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>>5921826
Want one right now?
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>>5921858

we're on basic cable now
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>>5921433
Wittow Pinkie Pwoay
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>>5921864
No
I would hit a guy with my fists
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Can someone type out Tosh's dialogue? I can watch the video but I can't play sound right now.
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>>5921813
Well there would be penalties to her experience if she acted out of alignment, but she could be cold and distant.
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Apple pony!
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>>5921872
I need to go to the university in a moment, and the public network there has blocked the use of 4chan, so you can just take your time and send it later. I haven't really slept in the past 22 hours, so I likely won't start on it until thursday.
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Someone draw Tosh spitroasted by futa fluttershy and dash
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So we're in agreement?

Pinkie would be an energetic, rearing to go and generous love making partner?
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I'm going to post pretty background ponies and nobody can stop me
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>>5921923
Go on.
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>>5921672
Ponies go into season in spring and summer. So yes, Celestia does control it indirectly. But modern pony medicine has heat-suppressors which, when taken regularly, prevent the onset of heat.
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>>5921927
No.
Someone draw Tosh fisting Celestia while talking about a viral video.
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>>5921927

Someone find that Crookedtrees picture of Dash giving Scout a blowjob, and make it resemble Tosh
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>>5921939
No, she would be a little girl, immature and childish.
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WELP
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Which pony would be the cutest on their first time?
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>>5921954
More apples you say?
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>>5921989
AJ or Dash.
Maybe Twilight.
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>>5921983
Haha that was fast
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>>5921911
>Our last subreddit is for men who enjoy My Little Pony.
>low laughter from audience
The brony community are made of guys who can't wait to whack it to pics of lesbo ponies
>laughter with shock
>I can be into this, but because I'm so high profile I have to enjoy my pony porn in disguise
>raucous laughter
>Oh that Maloy, what won't he do for a laugh? Alright guys Friendship is Magic, we'll be back with more strip mall.

I'm assuming Maloy is some in joke.
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>>5922001
Apples and wheat
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>>5921989
their first time with what?
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>>5921983
He fucking cracked to the bronies and killed it?
HAHAHAHAHA
IT'S TOO LATE
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>>5922001
I can always use more apples.
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>>5921983
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>>5921983
oh god yes
They are so fucking mad
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Granny Smith > Pink Lady > All other apples
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>>5921939
>Pinkie
>generous
Not at all
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>>5921957
why would you want a heat supressor? If I were a pony I would want the opposite, so I can go into heat whenever I want a lustful night with my special somepony
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Ignoring this shitstorm, Tosh's standup comedy is kinda alright. I wish he had just stuck with that.
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>>5921989
Twilight, it's be so cute to give her a dicking so hard that she starts shaking and squirting, then gets embarrassed because she thinks she pissed
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>>5921983

i dont see why they'd post about it in the first place

it's not really the place to post about it
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>>5922087
Sadly he learned he could make money if he sold his soul to Comedy Central.
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>>5922083
because thats when they can get pregnant. Did you even attend high school biology?
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pones
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>>5922055
Here, have these apples.
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>>5922087
I actually enjoy the showIt's lowbrow, but I like how he makes fun of everything, and half his show is literally just refuge in audacity and vulgarity
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>>5922122
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>>5922116
then take a pill or use a condom. Heat is also the only time they want sex, or at least the mares
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>>5922129
So, basically us.
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>>5922118
If I were a filly I would help the 63 CMC get their cutie marks forcefully
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>>5922154
yes, but until today, much less pony porn
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>>5922134
These apples are better for you.
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>>5922055
HOW ABOUT THESE APPLES
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>>5922147
The rest of the time, they like hugging, kissing, and cuddling and milking.
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>>5922104
Because sometimes they see news and go "Hey, we can love and tolerate it and it will get all better!"
But they were sooo wrong.
The fools.
And I bet kids went to his site.
I bet a parent saw that link.
I hope a parent saw that link on his children site and lost her shit.
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The sad thing though is that he's right. I do in fact greatly enjoy whacking it to ponies.
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>>5922191
I CANT FEEL IT
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>>5922118
Doesnt femsnails have a thing for Appleseed as it is?
She would be in heaven at the moment.
>And then she woke up.
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>>5922192
but with insta-heat pills, you can enjoy all the cuddles when you want, but also sex when you want.
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>>5922201

See, but he said that literally all of us do.
Not a portion of it or anything, he just went full out

and that's whats gonna be funniest
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>>5922134
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>>5922116
Twilight has a lucrative side business using her magic to take care of such problems. Also, Celestia doesn't permit bastard children running around in her kingdom so she confiscates those children and turns them into glue. It's the best glue in all of Equestria, much better than the synthetic stuff, and Rarity wouldn't settle for anything less in her dress making business.
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>>5922262
or they use condoms/pull out
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>>5922251
It would be funnier if a better comedian did it
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>>5922271
Who is...Celestia, Alex.
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>>5922271
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>>5922271
not derpy
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>>5922097
Definitly Twilight.

It would be like that Ice Pack comic
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>>5922122
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>>5922224

I don't think there was every anything indicating she liked him in particular, no moreso than all those other sweaty boys in her life.

Though he probably does get bonus points in her book for being male Applejack's brother.
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>>5922287
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGp9P6QvMjY
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>>5922134
What about THESE apples?
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>>5922277
>Pulling out.
>Not forcing her into aborting the fetus.
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>>5922284

It would be funnier if a comedian did it.
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>>5922271
Who is Tosh?
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>>5922277
That's boring, this is my headcanon and I'm sticking to it.
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ended up drawing chubby pone butt job.
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>>5922297
could you post that one? I get a boner every time
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>>5922323
Dem's some good chubby pones.
I have to wonder why you don't try to make your lines a bit less... scratchy, though.
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>>5922201
I think way more do than would admit to it
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APPLEBLOOM
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>>5922271
Anon, I think you might be confused

Ponies are cute, not ugly
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>>5922366
wAHT
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>>5922349
>>5922201

I'd wager that about 1/3 of the fans do it.
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>>5922201
I do it.There's strong evidence that at least 2 of my friends who watch the show do it tooHe is probably speaking for the majority
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>>5922349
Why would anyone admit it except on an anonymous website?
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>>5922366
>"Ahm a BIG pony now!"
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>>5922366
>"AH AM A BIG PONY!"
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>>5922366
>tfw no smart phone
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>>5922366
I AM A BIG PONY
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>>5922366
She is a big pony
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>>5921989
Your first time with Rarity wouldn't be what you expected.

Ooh, darling, you're so deliciously tight it's driving me absolutely crazy!
Keep clenching like that! Squeeze mama dry!"
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How do I know if that I'm not a pony?
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>>5922418
why woould you be the one who is tight and clenching?
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>>5922347
suggestions on how to improve that?
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>>5922431

How many fingers are you holding up?
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>>5922431
what does your penis look like?
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>>5922436
That person is of the mind that Rarity is a crossdresser. Or just magicks herself a dick.
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>>5922448
none
>>5922451
like it should
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>>5922448
Three.
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>>5922393
how do you have "evidence:
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>>5922431
Do you enjoy hay and oats?
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The thing is....I used to never do it. I used to be a good fan. Just watched the show, talked about it here and had fun.

Now its like the only thing I fap to. I dont know what happened. I was never a fury or anything before and now


Now I just dont know anymore
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what if pone was big and strong
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>>5922396
>>5922399
>>5922413
>>5922415
Someone post tidus
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>>5922497
But Applepon IS big and strong
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>>5922491
You fap to ponies because you have an emotional attachment to them
It might be healthier than fapping to fat chested whores or not
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>>5922497

Terrifying.
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>>5922491
Human nature
It's a combination of them having aesthetically pleasing features and prolonged exposure.

There was nothing you could do.
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>>5922440
Why is Pinkie so grumpy?

Does she need a hug?
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>>5922491
I don't find Jerking off to pone makes you a bad fan
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>>5922440
I like the sketchy look that it gives actually. Do you have any more complete looking pictures?
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>>5922491
I'm in the same boat. I've fapped almost exclusively to pone for almost a year and a half. I've fapped to individual Syoee_b comics dozens of times, and I would wager almost 20 times to hoofbeat
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>>5922440
No idea, I'm afraid. I'm no artist, and have the lines of a coward.
I may just be spoiled by Rose's, MT's, and Tess's linework, though.
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Playing Gameloft, Android.

How do I get gems? I seem to have hit a wall.
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>>5922491
I moved on from pony porn to real beast porn, mares only. No regrets, it's hot as fuck, the mares even grunt in pleasure. One of the best videos I ever saw was of a guy fisting a mare, and it's grunting and groaning, then all of a sudden it just does one long grunt, clenches hard and squirts juice everywhere.
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Someone suggested I'd finish this
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>>5922497
Could I hug their legs?
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>>5922560
Oh man, that sounds revolting
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>>5922562
belly rub rape is not funny
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Ponies are closer to humans than they are to horses, honestly. Plus, they're characters are more interesting, entertaining, enjoyable and attractive than most women.

It's nothing strange
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I don't know what the big deal is.
We don't have anything to worry about because of this whole thing.
We are a good, strong christian image board, where inside is a good, wholesome general where a group of gentlemen post about a show they enjoy simply for its values.
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>>5922562
THE SKETCH WAS CUTER THAN THE FINAL DRAWING

YOU HAVE FAILED

NOW WORK ON THE PRE-BAN REQUESTS
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>>5922562
No, I suggested you finish the Rover x Gilda picture!
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>>5922366
>tfw 240x320 screen
>tfw can't play the game because screen is 2small
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>>5922557
Grind. Daily bonus and occasionally from leveling up
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>>5922570
I know. My father was a victim of rub rape in prison
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>>5922560

Yeah you're one of the people we don't want on TV
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>>5922562
I wonder why Klondike doesn't get more praise. He's basically GG but with talent and humor.
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applejack has very pretty eyes
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>>5922570
That dog's body language is clearly asking for it
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>>5922579
It was wasn't it
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>>5922611
because he's black
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>>5922611
GG can crank out stuff faster and more often
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>>5922611
He doesn't crank out as much.
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>>5922366
..Can you play this on a Kindle Fire?
>tfw I would have to hide my fire from my dad.
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>>5922560
come on man. That's like saying you went frrom watching regular porn to gorilla porn because it's more "real"
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>>5922611
Bullshit
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>>5922620
>not using the filename snape_dies.jpg
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>>5922520
So...when I whack it to pone

Its because I love pone?
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>>5922630
Yeah I'm with this guy.
Real horses are pretty gross, I think mlp just enlightened you to the fact that you like horses.
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>>5922454
and blackmails her customers into submissive sexual favors
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>>5922571
>most women
name some women who are more attractive than ponies
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>>5922611
He is tainted by pokemonfaggotree
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>>5922658
2D or 3DPD?
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>>5922658
THE WONDERBOLTS
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>>5922581
WHAT? WHERE!? POST IT, YOU
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>>5922579
Oh. Preban. Smile wanted Jester Pinkie instead and I forgot about finishing the hitting on Rover one
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>>5922677
GET OUTTA HERE YA MOOK
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On the subject of Pony Porn, any hoofbeat 2 scans?
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>>5922621
>because he's black
I'll never understand the blind praise for GG. It's enough that he's sexist but now that he's proved himself to be racist too I would have expected some kind of backlash.
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>>5922583
>tfw htc wildfire doesn't even have it on the google play store because it can't run it
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>>5922612
Rainbow Dash has objectively prettiest eyes
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>>5922667
either
and show comparison pictures
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>>5922706
GET OUTTA HERE I SAID
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>>5922716
No, you're thinking of Spitfire
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>>5922711
>GG
>Racist
if anything I'd say he likes darkies.
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>>5922728
>tfw fluttershy is trying to get inside your door to pet her and you have to shoo her away
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>>5922716
they really are gorgeous
it sucks that it would be totally awkward if I ever told her so.
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>>5922491
I know exactly why I'm attracted to them. It's this curve in their backs which makes their hindquarters more round and inviting, and those slender necks which maintain a similar curve and are a perfect distance from the rest of their body.
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>>5922737
she defiantly has the sexiest voice.
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>>5922716
>>5922737
get your eyes checked, It's twilight hands down
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>>5922497
Then it won't be as cute
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she is a big pony
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>>5922652
>>5922630

I don't LOVE horses, I see it more as a form of much more pleasurable and intense masturbation. I'll take something warm and wet that milks you dry over my hand any day.
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>>5922716
why does the tomboy who runs around sweating all day and doesn't maintain her mane get to be such an effortless beauty while other ponies have to wear tail extensions or false eyelashes
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>>5922739
Shake a can of pennies to scare her away
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>>5922755

They're also very symmetrical, along with being very pleasing design wise. Expressive eyes help too, since emotion is a big part of attraction.
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>>5922761
Please.
Step off before you hurt yourself, worm.
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>>5922772
Man
Her lips would like
Cover your entire face
Kissed from your forehead to chin
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>>5922581
This one?

Or that OTHER one that haunts me to this day and makes me want to gut myself?
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fluttershy pls
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>>5922773
Ah geez.
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>>5922752
I dunno, I bet if you phrased it right she would love the compliment. Just put words like "awesome" into everything.


>Your eyes look awesomely cute
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>>5922562
Oh hey welcome back Klondike
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>>5922562
Klondike your thumbnails are awful
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>>5922716
She has the devil's red eyes
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>>5922810
what the fuck I've been here all month
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>>5922791
smaller
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>>5922791
>thumbnail
Don't worry
I can fix it
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>>5922761
i also like twilight
and pinkie
and rainbow dash
and applejack
and rarity
and twilight
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>>5922759
>defiantly

i DEFY you to find a pony with a sexier voice than mine!
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>>5922787
don't forget personality. I can "connect" and imagine pony porn much more than watching generic blonde slut getting punded by two gigantic niggers
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>>5922536
sole emphasis on "more" than "complete looking" but i'll get there
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>>5922802
It's very unlikely that that would be something for her to boast about. Shit, she doesn't boast at all.
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>>5922813
The hand even looks like semen
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>>5922813
That elephant has a very runny nose
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>>5922802
How do you know my genitals have never been on tv?
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>>5922818
Well I didn't see you.
But now I have.
So hi.
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>>5922802
Some how I can't see Fluttershy bragging about this unless she was utterly confused by what "genitals" means.

>It's a type of bunny right?
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>>5922813
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>>5922813
Oh shit

but why would an elephant want to sniff his belly?
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>>5922830
Are you even trying?
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>>5922858
Shut up and go back to pretending you're finishing one of your multiple unfinished stories
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>>5922864
he doesn't have a tissue and really wants to wipe his nose on something
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>>5922711
>not blacklash
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>>5922739
>implying you're my pony
>implying i'm going to let you in
>implying you're not just going to steal my friendship
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>>5922739
>implying she's not going to steal your protein
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>>5922858
........you mean the anon begging me to draw your OC WASN'T YOU?!
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>>5922909
>>5922917
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>>5922722
Oh god is this going to be a ten-page report
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>>5922883
But there's only one story, Anon.

>>5922918
Nope.
Also oh wow that's a gif I made.
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>implying

Blue eyes are prettiest.
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I'll never be popular in these threads, I wish I could draw well.
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So I guess bronies are going to abandon and fanart/fanfics of Flutterdash like the plague now that they can connect it to the porn that's "ruining their reputation".

still best ship, maybe even better now
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>>5922935
lol wrong again
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>>5922917
>steal my protein
Damn it Fluttershy, get your own salted peanuts!
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>>5922941
you don't have to be able to draw well
have you seen GG?
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>>5922950
No
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>>5922785
>sweaty tomboy forcing me to sniff her soaked after-practice socks and mocking me for getting so hard

GOAT boner
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>>5922941

>applejack's melty, melty tongue
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>>5922918
You will never escape him.
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>>5922950
>she's actually there for your salty penis
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>>5922947

It's two worst ponies anyway
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>Implying this isn't prettiest horse
Guys pls
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcQxXpFIID0
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What would your favorite pone do if her vagina was displayed on national television?
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>>5922830

Trixie femdom is all I want for Christmas
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>>5922934
FUCK
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>>5922989
she's too yellow
she's yellower than fluttershy
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>>5922796
Yup

Imagine all the saliva, dribbling all over your face.
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>>5922995
>>5922934
Would you two just hook up already?
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>>5923002
You take that the fuck back
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>>5922959
poorly draw != appealing
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>>5922991
Be embarrased at first
weeks later she'll go up and say who wants to fuck a famous celebrity?
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>>5923019
They already did
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>>5923021
Nope. She's too yellow. It's not her fault
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>>5922991
>Panko
She'd probably be so excited she'll show the clip to her parents.
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>>5923019
I give it three minutes
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>>5923029
It worked for Brittany Spears.
And just like Pinkie!
They both have shitty songs.
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>>5922950
>>5922960
I guess you could ays Fluttershy was a salteded!
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>>5923043
Pfffftahaha.
Also that new hair is nice.
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>>5922711

So since when is GG racist?
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>>5922991
They don't normally wear clothes. I'm not sure they would care.
>>
Oh good, Futashy is back up.

Fuck the Little Yaminos.
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>>5923062
I miss Carlos.
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>>5922960
Stealing them is one thing, but distributing them to strangers? That's going too far
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>>5923084
>Hey Dashie did you see my Asshole on the tube last night!
>Yes Pinkie for the 100th time
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would you cuddle with an undead twilight?
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>>5923124
Is she going to eat me?
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>>5923104
>pinkie
>swearing
>Not substituting swear words with sweets
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>>5923089

It feels good that i'm popular enough that If my blog were to get taken down, I'd have sufficiant email spam to tumblr to get my blog back up, like futashy and molestia.
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>>5923083
GG hangs out with Klondike, Mangneto, and MT, who are all black. I'm hard-pressed to think of even one white friend he has or drawfag he hangs out with.
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>>5922079
how come pinkie is so good at faces
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>>5923124
of course, my boner is equal opportunity
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>>5923135
creamhole?
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>>5922995
PEOPLE SHIP US, DEAL W/ IT
Also what is that gif from?
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>>5923104
>Dash has an extensive set of recordings of her friends butt holes.
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>>5923089
hooray
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>>5923149
>Which they all sent her personally
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>>5922964
sweaty tomboy covering your mouth with her freshly soaked socks while pleasuring you with a grimy, scratchy week-old unwashed sock while mocking you
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>>5923143
She simply is the best faces.
Because of Earth pony magic.
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>>5923136
Hey, if you weren't popular enough, you probably wouldn't have your blog taken down by some jealous brony in the first place.
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>>5923142
GG is a race traitor that's only into white girls though.
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>>5923148
Where's the porn of you two?
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>>5923148
4gifs.com
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>>5923203
Not happening.
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ahahahah
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>>5923224
like fuck it isn't
where's braeburned
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>>5923142
>>5923182
But GG IS white.
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>>5923224
don't tempt me to draw it
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>>5923227
wut

im guessin I missed somethin?
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>>5923227
>my number one ship

You have no idea how happy this makes me
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>>5922806
>she chuckles and elbows you in the rib with one hoof
>"Don't be such a dork."
>but the blood rushing to her cheeks doesn't lie
>>
Is it so wrong to just want to cuddle wiht a cute pony in a big comfy bed with a lot of blankets and pillows when its cold out?
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>>5923250
ha
haha
yes. you did
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>>5923166
Are there any fics about this sort of thing? I don't follow fanfiction because it's gay.
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>>5923250
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ba-b-bJIuKQ

i wonder if they will get a call from hasbro now.
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>>5923261
aww man
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>>5923257
I think that's really normal. It'd be normaler if you wanted to cuddle a real person, though
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>>5923089
>lel the haters of my shit artist blog are just a bunch of Yaminos
Fuck off
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>>5923227
come to think of it, have we ever seen tow lesbian cartoon characters haveing sex on screen on cable television?
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>>5923257
No, there's nothing wrong with that. It's not like I do it too or anything ;_;
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>>5923154
The one thing that irks me about futashy is the tongue.
That's all, really, I am alright with the rest of it, but the fact that "hurf, I need to make her seem like as much of a dog as possible" just, FUCK.
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>>5923227
I thought it was funny

I also think its funnier how there are people who will think its just a joke for him to make on the show and there's no way people could whack it to ponies.

>>5923249
>>5923242
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>>5923250
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ba-b-bJIuKQ

>>5923242
Don't use his art like that. He'd hate that.
He'd only draw it if Klondike and I both said it was okay.
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>>5923274
>a call from hasbro

u serious?
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>>5923274
HAH

Thanks for filling me in. That was great.
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>>5923256
>"Holy balls, Dash, your pussy is so radical~"
>"Laying it on a bit thick there, cowboy..."
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>>5923279
problem?
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>>5923296
what do you mean "like that"?
The shipping would done for the funny, of course, but nanaki pony is objectively cute and porn-able
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>>5923274
T.W.

where the fuck is my best ship Discordlestia flash
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>>5923298
sure. they showed their intellectual property on live TV and depicted as porn. its one thing on fanart but when it's on tv and on a diffierent network...
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>>5922947
It's a really dull ship. It's the common kind of ship that a hambeast yaoi fangirl would latch onto, if the characters were male of course. I always thought MLPG would be a little more intelligent than that.
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>>5923274
>Hasbro sues Comedy Central.
>Tosh is barred from standup.
>His show gets cut off the air.
>Hasbro still keeps up the suit, ultimately crippling Comedy Central.
>They have to file for Bankruptcy.
>Hasbro buys them.
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>>5923319
free speech, bro, look it up
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>>5923323
>Hasbro buys them
>Not Disney
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>>5923277
People dont have cute little hooves, or nuzzly little snouts
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>>5923323
>my little tosh
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>>5923323
>implying hasbro can afford to buy anything
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>>5923323
makes adult spin offs of all their shows
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>>5923315
>what do you mean "like that"?
Well I mean like as a way to get people here angry or offended.
>nanaki pony is objectively cute and porn-able
Lies and slander. He is a gross horse.
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>>5923327
>free speech
>porn on a public tv broadcast
it doesn't work like that.
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>>5923332
Yeah, but interspecies is objectively weirder than, uh, not that
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>>5923323
>Hasbro starts premium pony porn channel
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>>5923298
>someone is dumb enough to complain to Hasbro for making porn of a little girl's show
>Hasbro sues Tosh for libel or some shit
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>>5923347
THE ELEPHANT STRIKES AGAIN
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>>5923352
>horse genitals
>censored on TV

it doesn't work that way either
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>>5923360
>Stocks skyrocket.
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>>5923255
>number one ship
You have really shitty taste.
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>>5923323
B-but the Colbert Report!
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>>5923227
does this make that ship canon?
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>>5923363
>libel

Man, you guys have no fucking clue what you're talking about.
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>>5923327
free speech doesn't really apply to obscenity laws on public tv
>>5923373
but thats why it's so funny. someone forgot to censor it and fluttershys vag is shown in full view.
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where the fuck did this rumor that I'm black even come from
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>>5923381
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>>5923373
I don't see shows with Mickey Fucking Minie while Pluto fucks Donalt, but hey, to each their own.
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>>5923391
I really don't.
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>>5923397

I'm guessing it comes from making a Zebra OC.
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>>5923397
The Jewish media
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>>5923397
white people
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>>5923347
>lies
how is this not cute?
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>It's okay to show horse sex on National Television, but not human sex.
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>>5923389
>Is now the MLPG Report.
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>>5923395
I bet Twilight recorded it.
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MLPG I will probably litterally pass out in the next few minutes

Give me a pony to pretend to snuggle with
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>>5923328
>Disney buys Hasbro too for the hell of it
>Tosh manages to keep a job as a commercial announcer, one of the shows is MLP
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>>5923395
obscenity laws on tv have nothing to do with civil suits and copyright laws
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>>5923422
see >>5923415
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>>5923399
YOU'RE NOT ME GO AWAY
>>5923381
Because Dash is my favorite pony
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>>5923422
Fleur de Lis
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>>5923418
Double standards.

I do find it weird as hell they could show that though
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>>5923397
>Implying you aren't a brother
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>>5923422

Mr. Breezy
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>>5923418
Yeah, of course. It's okay show people killing each other but no sex allowed!
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>>5923390
It's been canon. Tosh is secretly a rabid Flutterdashfag.
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>>5923415
Because it's saved as a .jpg
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>>5923303
>she makes sure to flick her tail as she takes off, giving you just the tiniest glimpse of pink
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>>5923434
>Dash is my favorite pony
You have really, really shitty taste.
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>>5923359
whoa whoa whoa

Interspecies? I dont want to fuck them. I just want to cuddle with them cause they're cute
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>>5923447
That's a glitch right....please tell me that's just a glitch.
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doxy is drawing some hot human futa twist right now
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>>5923472
Wait I'm not done.
I think pinkie is the worst pony.
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>>5923452
>American logic
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>>5923472
it makes sense that Tosh's favorite pony would be Rainbow Dash
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>>5923481
Does it have massive, obnoxious balls?
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>>5923484
That's an entirely valid claim.
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>>5923501
Oh okay cool. We can be friends then.
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>>5923452
Well, until recently sex until marriage was Taboo. Don't worry, we're already seeing boobs on more and more TV shows. Eventually it will happen
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>>5923475
that's the talkinponies argument.
real horse sex = okay
pony on pony cartoon sex = okay
anthro sex = okay
humanized sex = okay
pony on human = OMG ITS IRL BEASTIALITY OMG WTF
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>>5923268
None because ponies don't wear socks
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>>5923418
"We train young men to drop fire on people. But their commanders won't allow them to write "fuck" on their airplanes because it's obscene!"
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>>5923484
You're actually not too far off the mark there, she's not much better than the pegasi or aspiehorn.
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>>5923472
Get a load of this guy.
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>>5923517
>tiara tries to explain the ridiculousness of it all as he talks passionately to the local horses
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>>5923499
cause he's a cunt?
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>>5923545
and because he's not funny and only 15 year olds like him
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I would straight up fuck a horse at this point.
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>>5923389
>Every night Colbert gives a shoutout to all his bronies
>you can see him die a little inside every time
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>>5923567
I think it's time for a new thread
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>>5923542
So is it a canon ship now? It's been shown on TV now, that's more than any other ship (besides SA/Cadence, Cakes, BG pony ships) can claim.
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>>5923534
>We train young men to drop fire on people
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>>5923517
I WULD FUK ANYTHING THAT I HAVE ARELTATIONSHIP AND SHE SAYZ IS OK AND SHE ALSO CAN SAY I THINK THEREFORE I AM
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>>5923567
take a number and get in line
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new thread
>>5923583
>>5923583
>>5923583
>>5923583
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>>5923255
>Hasbro suddenly stops having them interact because of Tosh pedaling a lesbian agenda
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>>5923570
>Implying he isn't forced to read the Hamburger Report.
>Every day.
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>>5923567
That's what I thought, but then I saw some bestiality videos and it was just disgusting. I'll stick with drawings, thank you very much.
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TIME FOR SPOILERTEXT DEPRAVITY
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>>5923602
>I saw some bestiality videos and it was just disgusting

I thought it was alright. Then again I'd fuck anything with a heartbeat.
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>>5923456
Werf, just... Can we be straight for a sec? Are you ever going to finish that story? I won't be mad if you say no, I'd just like to know whether I can let the hopes fall or not yet.
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is it time?
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>>5923418
That's just how America is.
>girls can be objectified in tons of movie posters and ads but breastfeeding is gross
>blood and violence all over the screen, "fuck" gets muted
>sex is always pornographic and will harm children just by existing and should never be talked about
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>>5923617
Would you Have consensual sex in the pony position with your favorite pony?
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>>5923626
Time for what, anon?
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>>5923570
>Colbert comes on
>Due to our new ownership, I'd like to introduce my new co-host
>Music starts playing
>Crowd is tittering nervously
>All of the sudden loud neighing shoots forth from the crowd
>Sethisto has come
>He comes over and hugs Colbert
>A sad husks of a former man stands embraced
>Peace from this evil will never be known
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>>5923627
why do people keep saying it's only America? Almost all of the Western World is guilty to this trope, not just America
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>>5923641
something brown and sticky
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>>5923630
Only after buying them a nice dinner and taking them out for a romantic date.
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>>5923666
Like a fallen tree branch or a rotten log?
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>>5923625
I've been trying to finish it (I posted some progress a while back on my Tumblr), but I've got a lot of shit going on offline. Work's been hell and I'm working Friday morning, house is falling apart, school is miserable, all that.
I haven't really found the time and motivation to finish the story, but I'd like to get it done soon.
For you and anyone else that's been waiting for it, I'm really sorry for my empty promises for such a long time.
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>>5923666
>>5923698
Oh, you guys~
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hot steaming caterpillar shit
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>>5923698
more like a rotten fluttershy
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>>5923841
That last one was meant as a reference to the end of last night's filth parade~
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>>5923862
shame that's as far as it went
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>>5923876
Well did you have any ideas of where it could go next?
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>>5923862
"Filth Parade" is an understatement. More like "Filth Bonanza" or "Filth Festival".
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>>5923961
either way, it was the most disgusting thing I'd ever witnessed/masturbated to
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>>5923995
Happy to help!

Might I ask if there was a particular phrase or scene that got you off?
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>blacktext time
>have to wake up early tomorrow
>fuck
make sure fluttershy gets it good tonight
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>>5924017
really the rotten log thing got a good twitch out of me, idk why.
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>>5924293
Maybe the bizarre material? Cramming something that isn't food into her mouth? Or the fact that she was plugging up her own throat to keep all the food and shit inside her belly? Perhaps it was the fact that it was rotting, adding to the disgusting nature of a fat shit-filled caterpillar trying to avoid vomiting up a thick coil of pony-turned-feces?
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>>5924373
definitely the last part. all the talk about shit and whatever set the mood, and having her choke down something disgusting like that kept it going.
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>>5924446
Did the greentext fill that need? If I recall that got particularly nasty, what with Shyra vomiting a mixture of diarrhea and thick lumps of solid feces directly into poor flutterscat's stomach as the pony shat and vomited all over her waste-leaking breasts.

Or did that get a little past the realm of plausibility and lose its charm?
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>>5924507
no you guys did a really really good job last night. better than anything I could come up with at any rate. just letting you know what poked me or whatever.
the caterpillar's obviously the dom and stuff, and thinking about her doing something foul like swallowing a rotten log did it for me
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>>5924618
I'll keep that in mind then. Half the reason I do this is to induce anons to jerk it. <3
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>>5924649
well mission accomplished. i've never beat off to stuff like this before but you made it happen.
I should probably be upset over you ruining me or something but it feels too good to care.
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>>5924711
To be fair I was only present for last night's work.

But I'm glad you're accepting of this perverse new side of yourself~
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>>5924744
wait you mean there's more? link. please, god, link.
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it never ceases to amaze me, what i see in dead horses. carry on gentlemen, carry on. this isn't my cup of tea, but watching you all flesh out an idea is truly fascinating. hope you don't mind me watching.
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>>5924770
It's far less extreme, but I know there's at least these:
http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S5833364#p5836437
http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S5864453#p5871633
http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S5868650.html

I helped with the last two links, now that I look at them.
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>>5924845
I'm watching too, but I don't get why everything is spoilered if no one is here. Isn't that the reason it's all normally spoilered?
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>>5924866
I do it out of force of habit, but there's probably a good reason for it like anons not stumbling across the tail end of the thread and reporting the fuck out of it.
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>>5924865
you're a saint. a horrible, twisted, filthy saint.
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>>5924866
>>5924845
I certainly don't mind an audience - in fact I welcome one!

But are there just you two and me or is there another soul brave enough to help collaborate on the continuing adventures of Flutterscat and Shyra?

>>5924895
As ever, I am happy to help <3
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>>5924917
I would if I had a single creative bone in my body. I don't want to bring the 'saga' down with my shitty writing.
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>>5924883
I guess that makes sense. Still kinda silly to me.

>>5924917
Sorry but Flutterscat isn't quite my cup of tea, I was just intrigued by all the spoilering.
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>>5924990
Don't let that stop you. If you'll excuse the pun the subject matter is already shitty as it is.

We don't necessarily need to maintain any sort of continuity either. So if there's a particular spot you wished we branched off at or you've got an idea you want to see tossed around just go for it. We all have to start somewhere right?
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how many of us are there that are interested in flutterscat/shyra stuff? reading through these logs it's kinda surprising, given what's being talked about..
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>>5925058
>logs

Well I know there's more than two, since there's me and my partner from last night who I don't believe is present at the moment.
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>>5925058
I'm interested in it just to watch the ideas evolve. Scat doesn't do anything for me sexually, but I enjoy watching the creative process.

I went through the same thing with the DJ Acid stuff that was going on in dead horses a while back.

Maybe when the subject matter is more along the lines of something i'm into i'll jump in~
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>>5925118
If I might be so bold, what sort of things ARE you interested in?
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>>5925042
I know it's a lame excuse or whatever but I just can't. I'm not good at writing stuff, especially under pressure like that.
plus it's embarassing to type that stuff out
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>>5925168
Would it be more or less embarrassing to do it over email? Less of an audience that way.
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>>5925140
Mindbreak, D/s, public sex, crossdressing, humanxmare or marexmare anything mostly. Cum inflation. Cum addiction. Being a sluttly mare in a pretty dress. Cuddleslut. i'm sure there's more but my mind is a little slow tonight. Pretty boring stuff I know.
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>>5925208
honestly kinda more cause it's a little more intimate, if that makes sense.
sorry, I know I suck but I really don't want to.
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>>5925231
Well I know I'm always up for describing a dominant master rut his pet mare senseless in the center of town until she collapses on the ground from pleasure, her womb and belly so swollen she looks positively gravid.
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>>5925231
If anyone can run down that list and thing 'wow that's boring', they need to take a good long look at themselves in the mirror and start thinking about what went wrong.
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>>5925275
I don't want to make you uncomfortable, so I won't push it any further. I'm here to dole out boners, not awkwardness.

But if you ever do get the urge and I'm around I promise I'll be gentle.
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>>5925309
To be fair, this is usually the place we talk about horrible shit monster caterpillars and the pony that lives in her colon.
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>>5925058
Also, from the looks of it, there are four of us here tonight, so five if you count >>5925098's partner.
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I wish soashamedpony would do actual scat.
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>>5925287
>pet

oh yeah, that's another one. i would love to be collared by my master so i'm always reminded of who owns me. like that greentext where RD collars you and the collar has her cutie mark on it and RD stamped into it. Mmmmm yes. I would be such a faithful pet. I would make my master proud
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>>5925325
idk if that'll happen anytime soon but thank you.
if I do how can I let you know? not saying I will. just in case.
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>>5925383
You can drop me a line at this address, or just ask if "Empty Audio" or "EA" is around. I'm PST but my sleep schedule these days is absolutely horrible so I end up staying on way into the wee hours of the morning.
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>>5925426
alright, I'll keep that in mind
whatever happens, thanks for the weird boners, EA.
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>>5925473
<3
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>>5925365
What if he asked you to have dinner prepared when he came home from work every night?

What if your dinner was kneeling under the table as he ate?
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>>5925426
Are you the same guy that compiles fetish greentext captions?
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>>5925517
I'm on the other side of that, so to speak. The folder you see in the dropbox that gets posted every now and then contains most all of my work.
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>>5925505
Then I would obey like a good little pet should. I would prepare a nice meal and take my place under the table. Perhaps if I was good, he would reward me with something special. I would never ask for anything, simply obeying my master and doing as he saw fit
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>>5925586
Though a belly full of his copious semen is reward enough for an obedient pet like you, I bet if you whipped up an especially tasty meal he might reward you by letting you worship his cock as you lay on the couch and watched TV. And if you were very, very good he'd reach his hand over and gently tease your winking folds as you did it.
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>>5925664
For a pet like me that would be absolute heaven. Knowing my place I wouldn't expect my master to be attentive to my needs. I would worship his cock lavishly with my tongue, working slowly up and down his shaft feeling him get harder and harder as I performed my duty. And of course I would be ready to catch and swallow any load I could coax from his lovely member. The feel of him brushing against my sensitive folds would be almost enough to drive me over the edge, the evidence of my excitement staining my crotch and dripping down my legs, and the scent of his cock making my head spin with lust and desire.

Am I doing ok? this is my first time, after all~
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speaking of flutterscat did the anon finish that fic yet?
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>>5925795
This is your first time? Honestly, I couldn't tell - you're doing fantastic!

Were I your master, I'd be unable to resist pushing you away from my cock and teasing you with it a little while working my hand in deep enough to find your most sensitive spots. I'd grind my fingers into them as I slowly waved my cock in front of your nose, reminding you that good little ponies do what they're told no matter how much they want to lick and suckle their master's aching erection until he erupted, feeding them an extra helping of viscous cum.
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>>5925861
Wait, there was a fic in the works?

i am excite
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>>5925921
yeah, that's where the whole thing sprang from. not counting the picture of Shyra, I mean. supposedly he was going to be be done making it mon/tues. not sure what it's supposed to entail, and honestly I was worried about the potential scat part before, but now I'm looking forward to it
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With your hands working their magic inside me I would barely be able to contain my lust and desire to have your cock buried in my mouth to the hilt, or better still buried inside my aching wet marehood. Each moment passes as an eternity as I ride the waves of pleasure, entranced by the cock in front of me, just out of reach. Every moment I have to remember my place, as the tightening collar around my neck reminds me. I want to beg to be filled with your seed, but the pets place is not to talk, but to respond to her masters orders. I'm sure I would ride out several orgasms just from the touch I feel inside me.

and with that, unfortunately I have to run for a bit (company and such. such a shame, this was incredible. perhaps we can pick up again sometime? I'll always be your willing pet) we could do email if you like, or just stick to dead horses. just ask for your pet, and I'll be there like a good pet should.

Holy fuck this hit me right in the fetish. Thank you~
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>>5926030
You're too kind~

You've already got my address - send me a mail sometime and I'll tell you what I had planned for my little pony pet.
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I'll leave the tab open until this horse falls off the board in case anyone wants to shit all over it with me.
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>>5926170
will do! thank you for the opportunity to be your little pretty mare pet, and thanks for dealing with my first-time-ness <3
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>>5926244
here's hoping somebody will step up. it's fun watching these horses get stained brown thanks to you.

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