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> GG wants to be an office buttboy
> from the top

Pls GG

Pls

>>5786736
and he's a mary sue, at that
Congratulations, Ice Pack. You get promoted to manager. Also, you can have sex with all of the employees and they'll like it

if anyone feels like adding me on the phone game go for it.

Kainff2

Goodnight guys. Love you all.

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This is now a squigglekicker thread.

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>tfw fapping in the shower and you finish all over your face
>tfw the load was HUGE
>tfw you wash yourself off and you think you got everything
>tfw you get back home later in the day and see a spot you missed
>tfw you were walking around all day with your own dried cum stuck to your chin

beep beep ponies

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If I get off enough to an artist's material I feel obligated to give them money, is that weird?

>>5786779
why did you copy my post and repostit here?

>>5786795
I will, though no one has accepted my friend request yet.

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Okay I'm here for the job interview.

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>>5786749

>>5786800
>fapping in the shower

big mistake

>>5786699
>>5786685
>>5786687

These all seem acceptable for Ice Pack.

How do you feel about them, GG?

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Why is he so perfect?

>>5786802
That's called commissions

>>5786796
Night fag.

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we should get one of our contributors to make a picture like faceless' /co/urt picture, but with our current contributors/tripfags/namefags in an office setting

>>5786812
that doesn't count

We all have to start out doing grunt work in the stables

Seniority earns you office positions

>>5786802

That's artist appreciation dude. I've actually got a guy who like, throws me 8 bucks every time I draw something he really likes. You have no idea how happy that makes me and how much more it makes me love what I do.
Appreciating an artist does wonderful things.

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>>5786797

Canon ships thread?
Canon ships thread.

>>5786812
It says here that you spent some time as an independent artist commissioner.
What kind of art do you buy?

What would the office party at MLPG Co. be like?

>>5786755
>Ice Pack
>Mary Sue

Ha ha ha ha ha ha

>>5786846

Every episode day

>>5786846
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2009_Richmond_High_School_gang_rape

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>>5786846

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>>5786845
...good art?

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>>5786763
>ogg in the linkboard

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Crystal ponies emit a glow from their bodies to lure in potential mates
>crystal mares leading entire lines of mesmerized stallions with their rears
>crystal stallions using their swinging genitals as hypnotist pendulums

>>5786812
>Boop
Let it be knows that one, Wolf Nanaki is to be considered armed and dangerous.
>This is not a drill.

>>5786841
>Appreciating an artist does wonderful things.
such as complacency

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>>5786846
>who wants some homemade flan?

>>5786846
Scotch on the rocks in every hand.
A novelty-sized margarita in the other.
Drunk, angry sex in every broom closet.

>aXXo starts doing pony

>>5786779
That is the feeling I got from Ice Pack as well. He is well written but it end up being fucking any ponies because he can.

>>5786848
I would consider that being a sex toy to the 6mane is borderline to that.

>>5786870
Needs to be changed to Giddy Up.

>>5786822
Because his time has been long held off

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goodnight MLPG

>>5786834
where the fuck did dinofag go

>>5786876
I DO

>>5786873
Nanaki already has an announcement.

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>>5786846
>my feet hurt
>the music's too loud
>i just want to go home

>>5786876
Is it fantasy flan?

>>5786894

WHO ELSE WANTS SOME HOMEMADE FLAN?

>>5786834
but who could draw it?

>>5786890
Night fag.

>>5786885
>I would consider that being a sex toy to the 6mane is borderline to that.
That's because you think sex is the only thing that matters in life. People see that Ice Pack gets laid all the time and think he's got it made.

>>5786911
Ross.

>>5786911

We could just commision NiggerFaggot to do another picture like last time.

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>>5786902
BUY FLANTASY FLAN

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>>5786869
It says here you bought a commission from someone named "oro" and they altered it to add their fursona and you still paid for it.

I'm sorry, our employees have a bit more backbone than that.

>>5786910
>>5786894
>>5786876
> natural_harvest.jpg
Only if it's made with rich pony ingredients. You know what I mean.

>>5786924
He said, and I quote, "Oh god no, not again".

>>5786891
code heaven like all the other vaporware developers

>>5786921
Fucking this. He might be boning mares left and right and doing a damned good job of it, but that's all he's doing. He doesn't have anything else going on and is thick to boot.

>>5786866
>The victim received an immediate payout of $2.5 million with the remaining $1.5 million to be paid over the next 40 years.[37]
where do I sign up

How is the pay at the MLPG office?

>>5786924
why not Tess, MT, Tex, or Apple?

>>5786945

>stallion batter

>>5786875

Depends on the kind of appreciation.

Some artists just get constant "I LOVE YOUR ART ALIFESSL" and let that get to their heads to the point where anyone critiquing there art is just "wrong". Still, I dislike when people seem to treat me like some art machine, so I like appreciation for what I do every now and then. it's nice and keeps me goin

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For some reason her humans really remind me about Ross' humans. Perhaps some aspects of the style or linework...

>>5786921
Ice Pack is supposed to be miserable isn't he? He has sex as a job, but no one is interested in him as a living being

>>5786957
Piss poor.

>>5786957
pay!
hahahaha

>>5786921
Ice Pack have sex with everyone in the village. Even if he cannot have a baby, he fucking the main characters regardless and that ick out many (insert pony)fags.

>>5786957
It's more like the peace corps except it looks horrible on a resume

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>>5786957

>>5786967
>>5786968
o-okey, not like i needed the money anyway...

>>5786974

Oh gosh, that's kawaii as fuck.

>>5786923
Whether or not this is a bad idea it's not a great idea. If we asked Ross to do it would he?

>>5786974
i like when wings are drawn in that style

>>5786872
>crystal mare acts sad to throw your guard off
>you come in closer to ask what's wrong
>a predatory grin stretches across her face as her body begins to glow
>"Gotcha"

>>5786974

So, I guess you're back into ponies now rose? What di you even think of the premiere?

>>5786958
>Apple
but he ded

>>5786965
Ice Pack has no friends. Also he's kind of an idiot.

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>>5786935
He took it out!

>>5786963
it's just the pointy faces.

>>5786988
He's an attention whore who won't stop throwing shitty art at us despite our protests. Why wouldn't he?

>buy some Frontalot CDs
>one of them features Kristen Schaal
>it's like he's talking to Mabel
holy fuck

>>5786974
that's cute

>>5787012

Holy shit what cd and what song
i fucking love frontalot

>>5786995
> she doesn't know we just kind of like shiny things in general but aren't nearly as entranced as her cohorts
> she soon discovers nothing burns as brightly as a crystal pony revenge-fucked

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>>5786846
monopoly!

>>5786974

New Rose art? Does she even come here anymore?

>>5787009
and you are an attention whore who won't stop throwing shitty opinions at us despite our protests

>>5786978
So I don't get paid in boops from Marker Pony?

>>5787024
Don't know, It was a comission

>>5787024
no, she hats us

>>5787024
according to herself, yes

>>5786995

>they suck your essence into them
>the more ponies they consume in this way, the bigger and shinier they get
>if they consume a stallion or a pegasus, they can grow horns or wings

>>5786846
>MLPFMTORPG guys try to start up a game but are dismissed as sweaty neckbeards.

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>>5786974
Shouldn't you be asleep?

>>5786957
I imagine they give you a cot and a blanket in the corner and look the other way when you want to look through the trash.

If you do something clever you might get a few dollars for the vending machine.

You don't leave.

>>5787035
did you even watch the stream?
she doesn't hat us.
she hats ponies

>>5787047
Shouldn't YOU be asleep RR?

>>5787012
>Frontalot
Mah nigga.

>>5787020
Solved, track 5

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>mini tuffs doesn't even work for mlpg co.
>nobody knows how she even keeps getting in and just assumes she works there.

Also draw more tiny pones

>>5787053
she hats us because we love pony

>>5786974
Why aren't these horses smoking and throwing dice, Rose?

>>5786974
thanks for stram, rose

>>5786957
> people get drunk and start spooning on the dance floor, in messy tears
> the song is http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8Kvc4RiMxE
>they have no idea it's really intended for slam-fucking, not self-hatred

DORKS

>>5787058

>LK will never call you his nigga

>>5787063
are we allowed to pet tiny pones for stress relief?

>>5787063
>HEY GUYS LOOK AT MY OC ISNT SHE SUPER CUTE AW LOOK SHES REALLY TINY KAWAII~

>>5786957

It's all pre-tax dollars.

>>5786974
Thanks for putting up with us in your stream.

>>5787021
>a crysal stallion pleasures himself in public
>mares are disgusted, but oddly have trouble looking away
>captivated by the churning and cascading fluids in his transparent testicles
>they stay still entranced as they're drenched in crystal fluids

>>5787078

Fuck I love that song too

good music tastes everywhere tonight

>>5787088
I fail to see the problem here.

>>5787088
Awww Thanks anon, but to be honest she's a little dumb~

>>5787002
Ice Pack is a tool. He's an expensive sex toy. When the job is over, no one talks to him. He lives on his own. He will leave no children to honor him. He will leave no friends to remember him. He will leave no lover to mourn him. When he is gone, no one will shed a tear. And as soon as he is buried, it will be as though he never even existed.

>>5787063
That looks like a huge trip hazard

Is the mlpg office even OSHA certified?

>>5787063
Your pony is absurdly cute.
Can you draw my pony all tiny?

>>5787094
Mah niggah. It's really not a bad song. Forgot to tack on the name, not like what I think is canon or anything.

>>5787063
How do they decide whose job it is to feed her? They dump it on the interns?

>>5787094
Braeburned, draw female Sombra please.

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>>5787088

>>5787094
>>5787078

Wait.
Goddamnit.
That's a shitty edit made by someone that's not Noisia.

The original Noisia mix is much better.

MLPG...
there's one thing i always wanted to tell you~
your taste in music is shit and you are all a bunch of plebs

>>5787117
No. draw sexy male Sombra.

>>5787115
>feed her

She just steals from the vending machines

>>5787124
no fuck off

>>5787120
Wait, there's an original?

DO WANT

>>5787115
>someone jerks off into her food dishes

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>>5787106
Okay, see, you took it too far.

>>5787119
>>>/ponychan/

>>5787126
>steals from the vending machines
>goes back to her nests
>dumps ho-hos and cheerwine into her bowls
The bowls make it look legitimate

>>5787106
actually, he will decompose and his proteins will return to the fertile soil.

>>5787143
...This fetish pleases me for some reason.

>>5787151
In death, so as in life.

>>5787146
>>>/b/

>>5787120

Damnit, that's all youtube is full of, some edit by someone to make it longer and so they could tag their name on a skrillex song.

Ah, here we go

http://soundcloud.com/noisia/skrillex-bug-hunt-wreck-it

>>5787151
Ice Pack can't even fertile the soil, let alone a mare

>wake up in the morning
>feel something hot and wet on your crotch
>look down and see a bulge under the sheets
>toss aside the covers and see a pony
>their mouth is pressed to your groin and your entire dick is in their mouth
>they freeze and lock eyes with you
wat do

>>5787146
>>>/mlp/

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>>5787110
>>5787124

ITT: Nanaki shits everything up

>>5787115
>One of the old vets drags and intern aside.
>"You see that little Zebra?"
>"It is the most important thing in this company, if ANYTHING happens to her, the whole place is basically fucked..."
>"Oh, and you get to watch over her for the day, have fun."
>"If you fuck up, the management will make you wish death was an option..."

>>5787165
Hold her head down and thrust forcefully, do not let her pull up

WHY ARE YOU NO GIDDYING UP?!?!?

http://grooveshark.com/#!/search/song?q=Network+Musical+Ensemble+Giddy+Up
http://grooveshark.com/#!/search/song?q=Network+Musical+Ensemble+Giddy+Up
http://grooveshark.com/#!/search/song?q=Network+Musical+Ensemble+Giddy+Up
http://grooveshark.com/#!/search/song?q=Network+Musical+Ensemble+Giddy+Up

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>>5787156
I didn't even catch that.

>>5787165
"I'd ask if you can talk, but it looks like you have your mouth full."

>>5787165
Put the covers back.

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>>5787164
Ice burn.

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Dammit, I hate you guys. Ever since you made me realize what kind of character Ice Pack really is, now I get depressed whenever he's mentioned. I would have been jsut fine accepting him as some shitty OC but no, you all made me care for him
I just want him to be happy ;_;

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>>5787174
>>5787136
Fine, I'll leave.
Have some Snails before I go.

>>5787177
>implying I'm not giddying the fuck up right now

>>5787198
you are a faggot and deserve to die

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Renne Quest is still up, for those interested.
>>5778069

>>5787198
> Twilight_says_420_blaze_it.jpg

>>5787193
>fetile
>No, wait, I meant fertilize!

Dammit, I ruined the perfect burn

>>5787164
Nature doesnt work like that anon...

>>5787175
>One of the old vets drags an intern aside.
>"you see that little zebra?"
>"Ignore it or it will never leave."
Fixed it for ya.

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>>5787164
>Ice Pack can't even fertile the soil, let alone a mare
now you're just being mean

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>>5787212
I love that image

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Why can't I hug pone?

>>5787063
>"MiniTuffs is currently free to roam MLPG Co., as it poses no threat and has been observed to greatly improve the morale of personnel that interact with it."

>>5787185
Do you try to ignore it and fall asleep or just lie back and hope she keeps going?

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>>5787227
>Anon in charge of not fucking with interns.

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>>5787165

>>5787165
I'd narrow my eyes and rumble, "If you aren't planning on swallowing you'd better just trot on out of here."

>>5787210
No you

>>5787091
>visit Crystal Kingdom, only plan to stay a few days
>go to a dance festival
>wake up the next day with no memory of what happened
>just remember you planned your visit for a few more weeks
And that's how they keep you around

>>5787242
OH GOD WHAT

>>5787242
I think we need a version of this with Lyra.

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>>5787237
Is that a line from some SCP? I'm deja-vu-ing like crazy.

>>5786795
Hey, I added you but the game is just listing you as 'invited'. What's up?

>>5787237

>however, it has been observed to, on occasion, completely ruin the spell-check and auto-formatting functions of electronic devices it comes into close contact with

>>5787252
>not Chrysalis

>>5787253
I think it's the half-cat one?

>>5787249

That's some Lovecraftian shit right there.

>>5787266

Yeah that's the one.

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>>5787198
>You now realize Ice Pack will never be happy, ever

>>5787256
> MiniTuffs is left in a small Faraday cage kennel most days to mitigate the problem
> is fed small cheesecake bites for treats

http://www.equestriadaily.com/2012/11/mlp-facebook-page-seeking-feedback-on.html
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2012/11/mlp-facebook-page-seeking-feedback-on.html

http://www.equestriadaily.com/2012/11/mlp-facebook-page-seeking-feedback-on.html
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2012/11/mlp-facebook-page-seeking-feedback-on.html
v
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2012/11/mlp-facebook-page-seeking-feedback-on.htmlhttp://www.equestria
daily.com/2012/11/mlp-facebook-page-seeking-feedback-on.html

>>5787228
If it makes you feel any better, no one can actually "fertile" anything.

You can fertilize something though

>>5787253
This one, the teddy bear that ends up killing personnel with ear-like growths.
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1048

>>5787237
>anons that display undesirable behavior are put on keter duty
>every couple months Ross breaks loose

>>5787288
God, I'm so jumpy on that site. I'm always anxious when I click on links and expecting to see some terrible shit in the image on the right. the teddy startled me

>>5787279

>NMM in mah pony game

Yes please.

>>5787280
Shows what you know, I fertiled my girlfriend recently.

> periods every other month
> we started dating in force
> regular periods
> ovulations (she uses the little testing strips and notes EVERYTHING on a calendar) for the first time ever

Yes I am brimming with testosterone.

>>5787063
Wait a minute, do we get to be the little horses here? I would've signed up sooner. Here I've been a guest this whole time.

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>>5787327

>>5787256
>working on a report
>catch Minit Tuffs approaching your cubicle out of the corner of your eye
>grab emergency broom and shoo it away
I'm only going to work overtime so many times

>>5787290

>subject number: 682
>file name: The Difficult-to-Get-Rid-Of Artist
>designation: keter

Which pony comes with UART-programmable GPIO pins?

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Which pony has the tootiest booty?

>>5787271
You should hear what they do in the castle

>>5787306
> I cause period blood
Welcome to MLPG.

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>>5787202
Femsnails is cute but I will always have a soft spot for male Snails with an enormous stallion-dwarfing dong.

>>5787366
Fine, I'll bite.

What do they do in the castle?

>>5787380
sb pls

>>5787363
Probably Applejack, but she takes Beano for it.
She sometimes forgets it on adventures, which is why only Fluttershy will stay in her tent with her. She works with animals, after all.

>you will never get a horsecock mod and have an anon come stay over for a while to help you with your increased libido

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>>5787288
>The subject then attempted to [DATA EXPUNGED] the screaming researcher, causing massive internal damage.
fuck
FUCK
I THINK I KNOW
AAAAAAAAAAAH

>>5787382
Nobody knows

>>5787390

>implying i would want to
>implying i wouldn't just go to Tel'Adre and hang out with Urta

>>5787299
You'll love this one, keep watching the picture.
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-895

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>>5787393

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You know, I think Target has the right idea.

Do you want adventures in SMALL PLACES, MLPG?

>>5787402
no thanks, I think I know which one it is already
it's the security camera in the tunnel-looking place isn't it

>>5787413
mandopony.png

>>5787415
Yeah it's the coffin that kills people through audio/video feed.

>>5787382
>>5787406
>what is fear of the unknown

>>5787288
Wrong.

I remember which one it was but I can't remember it's number.
It was completely harmless.

>>5787430
I remember it from a different one too, but the line was definitely similiar
Was it the cat-sized mechanic thing with the one eye?

This SCP is so much fucking fun to read.

Read the addendum's.

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-294

>>5787430
That's the one I copy and pasted from.

>>5787443
Yes, I think it was.

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>>5787448
>Cup of Joe

>>5787389
>Applejack feels comfortable with her natural bodily functions around Fluttershy
>She'll happily fart in front of her and Fluttershy just accepts it. The smell isn't really all that bad. In fact, she kind of likes it but she's too shy to straight up tell that to AJ

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Remember when this thread was about ponies and not /x/?

>>5787448
someone asked /x/ if this could dispense horse semen

they went into a full-blown augment about it

>>5787415
>>5787426
The fun part about that one is it isn't a gif. It's either a livestream or a flash object (probably the latter), so the date and time are always accurate.

>>5787401
>hanging around any of the filthy corrupted beings
>not honing mind and body into the perfect weapons
>not purifying the land with unwavering zeal

>>5787448
This ones similar, and one of them honest to god made me think of the fluffy pone threads.

>>5787464
no

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>>5787474

>>5787474
Herp, forgot link.
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-261

>>5787470
what happens in it?

>>5787473

>not being the Unifier

>>5787448
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-504
best scp
fucking ever

>>5787460
> enjoying farts
Pig disgusting.

>>5787473
I'm ashamed to know what you people are talking about.

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Would you teach magic tricks to a filly non-sexually?

Which filly?
What kind of magic tricks?

>>5787428
Applejack isn't a fan of psychological horror

If she's paying to get scared, she wants an actual, spookified monster; not some concept

>>5787491
It goes dark occasionally, and comes back up with either a blood splatter on the wall above and to the left of the coffin, or 'GET OUT' written on the walls in blood, then goes dark again and come back up clean. There might be more, but I don't have the patience.

Farts and /x/.

This makes the anon vs trip shitstorm threads look like quality.

Can we get the day crew back?

>>5787498
Hey Sweetie, look, I can pull my thumb off

>>5787482
Jesus H Christ I thought I'd never see that again after my data loss. I only posted that once before the board change.

>>5787493
Oh fuck, I remember that one.

That was hilarious. I still like SCP-294 more though.

>scp thread
>no clockwork

>>5787498
no
Thanks doc

>>5787505
>Sweetie Belle screams bloody murder

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>>5787505

>>5787493
Pinkie Pie would love those

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_rtbBuGAK4&feature=player_embedded

AC: Liberation has nice music damn

>>5787506
Neat.

It's pretty much the only time other than the flash game that I found fluffy pone to be funny.

>>5787504
How do you get the nightcrew to punch out?

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>>5787493

>When a poor attempt at humor is made verbally within human hearing range of SCP-504's tomatoes, they instantly accelerate to a speed of at least 100 miles per hour (approx. 160 kilometers per hour, 45 meters per second) in the direction of the sound's source.

>Spoken: "So, I was going to bed, and my brother told me, 'Goodnight! Don't let the bedbugs stick their proboscis in your skin and suck your blood!'" *pause* "Good luck on a healthy dermis!"
>Result: Two-second pause before activity. Tomato clocked at [REDACTED]. Sound barrier broken. Subject killed.

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>>5787483
>Aluminum box with a small glass window on the side, and a large round button on the top, packaging in an unknown language. Box is seamless, and appears to be filled with small, round animals covered in fur, each with three small paws and a single large eye. Pressing the button causes the inside of the box to rapidly become super-heated, cooking the small animals alive. Muffled noises and scratching were heard for several seconds during the cooking process. After one minute, thirty seconds, the front panel opens and gives access to the now-cooked animals. Professor Kain volunteered to eat the animals, with no other researchers willing to do so. Taste described as crunchy and very spicy, with a small hint of beef.

>>5787491
>>5787503
Also seen are a dismembered corpse and some kind of pattern scrawled on the floor in blood.

>>5787503
Also dead bodies, a disembodied head on the left chair, a chasm on the floor leading to Hell, someone or something man-shaped standing in the door on the right, the list goes on

>>5787534
> Mordecai_is_asshurt.png

>>5787531
I don't know.

Maybe I could point out that Pinkie is the worst pony, >fanfiction is always shit, and Anonymous is the biggest shitposter.

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I like marshmallowiest pone.

She is small and voice cracks and energetic and adorable.

From 260's log:

> Item Description: A clear plastic bag containing 36 multicolored gummy candies, all shaped like different world landmarks, labeled "Dr. Wondertainment's Lingua-Snax!". Additional text included the advertisement "A new language in every bite!". No manufacturing data or nutritional facts were present. D-19987 was given a candy in the shape of the Eiffel Tower, and immediately became able to only speak and understand French. Through an interpreter he stated that the candy itself tasted sweet and chewy, and also requested to eat another piece shaped like Big Ben to regain his original language. Request was denied. The rest of the candy was taken to site ██ for analysis.


FUCK

>>5787553
but that's true

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>>5787561

>>5787561
She's pretty dense for a marshmellow

>>5787448
>Requests for testing inputs of "The greatest drink ever" and "A fluid that can kill SCP-682" have been taken under review.
>"A fluid that can kill SCP-682"
HA

>>5787569
It's not true, though
Pinkie isn't Fluttershy

>>5787569
Yeah, but the night crew is full of retards who disagree.

>>5787561
You guys and your voice cracks
They aren't THAT cute
She's my least favorite CMC

>>5787571
> that's just as bad as tweaking someone's very erect dick
Sweetie confirmed for uncultured swine.

>>5787500

>Applejack and Dash are big into jump-scare horror

makes sense.

i suppose Rarity would like the suspense horror, and Twilight would have a soft spot for cheesy old horror from the Fifties.

>>5787582
>You guys and your voice cracks
>They aren't THAT cute

They are even cuter.

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