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Pink Thread. Post Pink, or die.

Old not-Pink: >>5747020
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>>5750568
noo I fixed the one you posted oh noeees this one is brokeeen
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>>5750542
Drink deep of the horn, oh my brothers.

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1475586649/das-horn-the-definitive-drinking-horn
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>>5747020

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>>5750542
Here you go.
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I think we can all agree that pinkfags are the most annoying fags around?
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What does MLPG think of the new GTA5 trailer?
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kay
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>>5750683
denied, that prize goes to rarifags
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>>5750692

Looks like a movie for console gamers.
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>>5750692
Looks great.
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>>5750683
>Not Rarifags
>Not Dashfags
>Not Flutterfags
>Not Applefags
No, we can't agree on that.
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>>5750692
I think it should be discussed in /v/.
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posting best pink
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>>5750683
>>5750697
Here we go agaaaaain~
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>>5750700
But GTA isn't MGS.
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>you will never remove princess celestia's hoofcovers as she relaxes after a long day
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>>5750705
I haven't seen an annoying Dashfag in ages, not counting ponybrony
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>>5750625
Oh thanks man! Also, finally uploaded.

https://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/Requested%20.rars/MarkerPony.7z

>>5750542
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>>5750705

None of those are as annoying as Pinkiefags. Rarifags may come close, but they're annoying less often.
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>>5750727
I don't care about your fucking horkbeast equine princess.
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>>5750714
Odd. /v/ is talking about ponies

>>>/v/162525006

Where does that leave us?
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>>5750733
ponybrony doesn't even count
he's just being lelsoironic
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Seriously if anyone knows any tricks to making SAI play nice with dual monitor setup then please share them.
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>>5750747
hahahaha good one
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I just have to know.
Are you a boy or a girl?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BiyYsYTgks

I realise I'm slowpoke on this advert but my computer doesn't play hub ads
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>>5750754
It leaves you covered in spooge and heavily drugged on a mixture of blow and unicorn horn shavings in a ditch, because that's just how we roll.
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>>5750764
are you using a tablet
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>>5750776
girl
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>>5750783

Yes.
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>>5750777
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7d4tWHf22K4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7d4tWHf22K4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7d4tWHf22K4

I've been listening to this fucking thing on loop for about an hour now.
Something's wrong with me.
I just want to giddyup.
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>>5750764

I assume you're using a monoprice tablet, in which case it's a known bug with no solution even if you go and get the dual-monitor tablet drivers. SAI just doesn't work with dual monitors. Neither does FireAlpaca.

It sucks.
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>>5750777
I'm calling it now, those dumbasses manage to either release Discord or bring back Sombra.
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What do you do when your colt is born with a pink coat?
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>>5750776
I'm a woman on the inside.
And a bear.
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>>5750807
whoa what the hell is that from? the new episode?
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>>5750826
A commercial
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>>5750820
I know what you mean...except...not really?
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>>5750705
Gomme is rubber in French.
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>>5750803
>>5750811
works fine for me man
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>tfw Rose promises to draw request
>tfw never does
>tfw you can't really ask about that anymore because she, rosefags and retarded whiteknights will start to call you annoying cunt who can't wait just a little

I wish these prtentious faggots never offered requests in a first place. Things would be simpler.
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>>5750776
Oak pls
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>>5750777
Also there's some of the Trixieville stuff, so it looks like that whole trixie thing is in fact legit
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>>5750776
Cat
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>>5750820
>and a lizard at that
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>sentenal in the /v/ thread

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAA
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>>5750852
MT, could you please draw more interactions between Shining and Queen Sombra?
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>>5750807

Oh god you infected me.

GIDDYUP GIDDYUP GIDDYUP UP

GIDDYUP UP UP UP
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>>5750852
> that image
Huh

What's going on here
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>>5750856
What drivers are these?
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>>5750852
>chest boobs

reported for using proxy
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>>5750855
Is it slang for an eraser or a condom in any French speaking country?
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>>5750870
I bet your that faggot that keeps requesting everyone to draw fairies
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>>5750878
Ches pls
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>>5750811

I'm using this one: http://trust.com/products/product.aspx?artnr=16529

It's not totally broken, and I'm not sure if I'm imagining it or not. It just feels really weird to draw in it since I installed a second monitor.
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Would you give backrubs to this pone?
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>>5750890
https://dl.dropbox.com/u/18591885/PenTablet_523-4c.exe
I use a Graphire4 and these are Bamboo drivers but they still work for me
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>>5750906

That necktie looked like a frilly bra in the thumbnail. You got me all excited.
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>>5750881
...hey

someone pay attention to me guys
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>>5750876
also that age regression clip is from Magic Duel also by the looks of things
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>>5750898
I can't help it.
and holy shit I love that sculpture to death.
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>>5750892
I hate crotch boobs though...they are weird. and look weird.
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>>5750915
I would rather eat her out between stallions
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>>5750936

Jesus christ how horrifying.

Kid-crazy women are my worst nightmare.
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>>5750936
human still can't impregnate her
What a tricky slut. She just wants to fuck,
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>>5750895
Not that I know of.
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>>5750852
It's simple. While on the outside, I am a human man, on the inside, my true self is a female bear.
And in time I shall undergo the reconstructive surgery that will allow me to shed my outer shell, and, like the snake casting off old flesh, or a butterfly completing its metamorphosis, I shall enter the world anew and complete.
As a bear lady.
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>>5750936
> "I have to experience the magic of mothe-"
> I'm already deep inside her, eliciting a squeal
> she had no idea that was MY FETISH
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That's an impressive sculpture. You have good taste.
I wonder why there isn't more sculptors in the fandom. What a shame...
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>you will never plant seed inside the cute pony
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>>5750956
What if she could create or delete chromosomes in her DNA at will and make herself biologically compatible with whatever she desires?
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>>5750972
Because sculpting is hard as balls
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>>5750739
>Sketches folder is called Stetches
Delete it and try again.
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>>5750930
As a final note, we might not have seen the last of the crystal kingdom

also this clip and the cmc clip seem to be from the same epsidoe (similar background)
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>>5750915
>no pone will ever have a back as fit as this
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>you will never giddyup
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>>5750984
But that can't be true; NACHOS is in the thread.
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>>5750971
Can impregnation actually be considered a fetish? It's the entire fucking point of sex, evolutionarily.
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>>5750991
That is not how genetics works.
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>>5750994
Aww, come one, didn't that had you in stitches?
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>>5750991

DNA is in chromosomes, chromosomes aren't in DNA. Sorry, I had to correct you.
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>>5750995
Crystal EMPIRE, bro

Crystal EMPIRE
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>>5750807
I love pones, they are like an acid flashback
thanks for bringing the song to my attention
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>>5750991
Like Asari?
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>>5750991
>Chromosomes in her DNA
That's silly
you're silly
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>>5750972
Dammit! Mean to link to

>>5750935
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>>5751006
Magic, nigga.
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>>5751018
Empire was when Sombra was in charge man

Cadance is a princess whos pink so it's a kingdom now
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>>5750915

Does it look like she has a zipper on her back or is it just me?
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So has someone made a doc with all the generals gameloft ids for the pony game?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3E5FFFYRUgI
Just...beautiful.
Seriously, you need to watch this, even if this is just a crossover, but a freaking awesome crossover!
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>>5751004
Yes. Yes it can.
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>>5750991
>chromosomes in her DNA

somewhere, a biologist just woke up in a cold sweat
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>>5751050
>spare some slow.png
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>>5750855
It can also mean chewing gum.
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>>5751063
But Solid was born with all the good chromosomes while I got all the weak chromosomes!
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>>5751063
>>5751017
>>5751031
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>>5751042
>You pull on Pinkies zipper. It turn's out she's wearing a pony costume!
>There's another Pinkie inside.
>Pinkies all the way down.
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>>5751004
Yes, yes it very much can.

It means that it's not the sex that's turning your crank, it's the knowledge you're knocking her up.
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>>5751050
>Rarity is speed
I don't even like Dash and I know that's wrong.
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>>5751092
What happens if you put one on?
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>>5750807
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>>5751092
This is someone's fetish.
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>Let me play song of our people.
Goddamit I'm stuck on this for too long anyway. It sucks I know I just can't spend more time fucking up more lines. Going to next one... too goddamn slow!
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>>5751106

Rarity is Sniper. Earth ponies can't operate guns, so it had to be a unicorn and Twilight is obviously a caster.
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>>5750807
Fucking ear worm.
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hou abou agilda
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>>5751067
I just find it right now and it has been posted on Youtube today, so...
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>>5751092
Woah, haven't seen THAT pic in a long while
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>>5751125
Wow, what's happening there?
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>>5750936
>I hate crotch boobs

reported again
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>>5751126
except when Rarity does fight in the show, she's completely physical... and saying that in my head turned me on
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>>5751148
Pinkie Pie playing Fluttershy's butt like bongos.
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>>5751107
that is how ponies reproduce
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>>5751130
I think she's pretty
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>>5751148
Pinkie using Shy's butt as a bongo.
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>>5751154
fuck off
I hate crotchboobs too
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>>5750807
I'm sure it will be in an episode like the smile song
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>>5751156

That's not the show. Also, giving her a gun in the show probably wouldn't be a good idea.
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>>5751148
I'll clean it up. God what a fucking mess... that's not the warm up. That's catastrophe

No fuck it. I won't. It's fucked.
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>>5751161
Ah, yeah! This needs to be inked and colored.
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>>5751171
reported
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>>5751181
Don't feel bad, I've been up for 37 hours! I can't even see what I'm typing.
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>>5750807
Is Giddyup the new Ponies and Ponies?
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>>5751188
reported
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>>5751202
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>>5751200
Go to sleep.
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>>5751222
>source needed
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>>5751004
>seeing your woman's belly full and swollen with your spawn doesn't turn you to granite
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>>5750807
How can you stand that awful quality?
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>>5751130
She's one dynamite gal
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYW2GmHB5xs

>Pony will never a shotgun scythe
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>>5751165
continue
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>>5751240

But that goes completely against nature... you can't impregnate a pregnant woman. It should turn you off.
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>>5750777
Aww, Tank comes back.
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>>5751229
Only when you finish Luna quest.

I haven't slept since the last session.

Kill me or release me.
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>>5751263
>Luna quest
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Goddamit it's happening again. I'm freaking out over some silly things.
Guys I guess I'm fucking bipolar. I just jump from pure maniac to depression. I'm going to shrink soon (took me long enough anyway) so... if you gone have enough of my bullshit in here just tell me to get out. Seriously I barely control myself and my perception is heavily screwed up.
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>>5751244
what are you referring to?
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>>5751229
Oh hey, Aspirant! If you say so, I'll go. Still, there's that sleep=0pone to take into consideration...
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>>5751252
Seems pretty self explanitory, anon. You wear Pink once, you become Pink. Maybe if you were reeeeal careful and didn't zip it up, you'd be ok.
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>>5751302
why the hell are you on the internet then
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>>5751302
i have the same thing
though most of the time i can keep it to myself
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>>5751302
Get out
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>>5751235
sorry really don know
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>>5751314
literally >party inside pinkie pie
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>>5751302
>>5751322
stop
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>>5751263
Oh come on, you don't need me to type out another set of pages saying how you live happily together or any of that.

Now go to sleep.

>>5751305
Just try to dream of pone.

Seriously though, that isn't healthy, get some rest.
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>>5751251
>rooster teeth
>monty oum
>getting together
my dick
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>>5751302
Get the fuck out
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>>5751330
no
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>>5751302
Chill, bro. Find a calmer place than MLPG to hang out for a few minutes. Have a chocolate milk, and see how you feel after.
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>>5751302
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>>5751334
>you don't need me to type out another set of pages saying how you live happily together or any of that
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Hey, look everyone, it's MLPG!
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>>5751337
They've BEEN together, RT is just now funding Monty's personal project.
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>>5751302
Go see a behaviorist
If you're bipolar, you're gonna need a prescription from your doctor to get into a proper center and have some Lithium. It's the current treatment.
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>>5751302

Go back to bread you faggot nigger shitwreck.
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>>5751314
What if two people got into one and zipped it?
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What happens when pony licks pony?
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>>5751302
SB?
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>>5751302
If you're not in a good place, don't come here.
Try this for a bit to see if it works
>>5751346
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>>5751229
>>5751229
Few days ago some anons were asking if you accept collective requests. It was something with celestia x Luna (yes, ponyxpony), feels and some smut. I need to check the archive but after reading that spa snippet from pinkie quest i totally support this idea
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>>5751356
'What are you doing here, MLPG?'
'I'm a perfectly legitimate thread, /co/. Enjoying your fart threads?'
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>>5751337
I take it you haven't been keeping up with RvB lately then.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ke9wtbzGjCI
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>>5751367

You merge into one ponk. It's kind of romantic, really. You and your true love are getting old, so you end it by merging and becoming the ponkle.
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>>5751326
It was in the tags mang
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>>5751377
No, he's not doing that anymore.
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Applejack
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVGI6mhfJyA
>hear a car drive by blasting this song
>think of this video

It's still the best PMV for me, god damn.
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>>5751387
>pinkie pie is the oldest My Little Pony
>after a while you just ... forget
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>>5751387
So that's why panko's so happy all the time
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>>5751251
Chick looks like she's straight out of 3DCG
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>>5751399
whats a sugarsube
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>>5751381
Does that shitty cam rip have good sound at least?
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>>5751400

It's pretty fucking good.
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>>5751302
I definitely have some personality disorder going on, but I don't even know how to see a head doctor to get it diagnosed.
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>>5751399
>you will never cuddle warm orange hard-working pony
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>>5751398
He doesn't do anything expect serve and keep the rest of us free and safe.

Thank you Aspirant.
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>>5751420
Probably not. Expect a group of obnoxious children.
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>>5751399
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>>5751425
>I don't even know how to see a head doctor
see a body doctor first and explain
they will tell you how to see head doctor
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>>5751432
At least they're not bronies
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>>5751251
What an inane concept full of try hard animu edginess.
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>>5751386
>>5751358
I'm really bad at keeping up with things
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Why isn't my vagina sensitive, MLPG
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>>5751438
And then you pay two people instead of one.
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>>5751338
>>5751330
>>5751324
>>5751320
Yes sorry see ya some other time.
>>5751360
>>5751346
Good to know. I just don't know what's happening with me. Anxiety attack out of nowhere. I had my break from mlpg and everything for almost month I hoped it'll help but nah. I'm still screwed up.

And I shit up thread because of... something nothing fuck if I know once again. I'm sorry. I really am.
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>>5751445
take the pony out first
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>>5751445
Because you are a slut.
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>>5751368
I like persecuted ponies
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>>5751450
>pay
>healthcare

i'm sorry, anon, but your country would literally rather you die on the street
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>>5751443
>Insulting glorious Monty Ohm

I will cut you.

>She uses the recoil from the shotgun scythe to propel it even faster when she swings it
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>>5751386
>protect me /co/
ha
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>>5751398
I think he can reply for himself.
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Butts are over.
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>>5751432
The audio is fine actually, no noises from the audience at all
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>>5751451
>>>/soc/
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>>5751451
>I'm sorry. I really am.
Don't sweat it mang. I hope everything'll turn alright.
>>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=pH5UbeUb47c

http://www.gorogoa.com/`
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>>5751377
I'll always at least hear the idea out, but I'm a bit busy as of late so I can't really guarantee anything.
I will say I'm hesitant at best to try my hand at porn again.
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>>5751480
I guess the movie is shit then.
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>>5751381
'Fart threads are fine. Horseboner threads have their own board.'
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>>5751451
you have a head problem

please, go fix head problem

pls
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>>5751499
Okay, you can stop spoilering it now, please.
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>>5751489
Are you samefagging or is mlpg really this retarded?
>>5751501
definitely one guy shitting up the thread
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>>5751400
ugk was better
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>>5751496
does that mean no flutterdash preening?
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>>5751451

Fuck. Off.
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would you kiss a horse?
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>>5751499
'That's unnecessary, I don't need my own board!'
'Well, when you can act like it you can live in /co/ again.'

>but the future refused to change
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>>5751451
don't worry. we're with you. it'll work out.
and don't let your worries crush you.
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>>5751532
yes
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>>5751512
no, go watch it
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>>5751533
Fucking Gene.
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>>5751515

Yes anon. Everybody is samefagging. Go get them, sage some more, grr, argh.
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You, personally, are the worst part of the fandom.
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>>5751537
will you stop shitting up the thread? It's obviously just you/.
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CAN ACE A TEST ON FRIENDSHIPS BLISS
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>>5751532
Did you save that because you thought it was funny or because you're an asshole
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>>5751420

Why isn't there a better fucking rip. I'd want a goddamn Telesync.
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>>5751551
it's this guy again
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>>5751552
I fucking knew it
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>>5751496
>I will say I'm hesitant at best to try my hand at porn again.
Hm, why is that so?

As for idea, I already said it is a small love story between sisters that leans towards sexual actions. One of the important notes were that Luna loves to turn into night mare moon during sex. I honestly don't want to dig archive, but I think I git it right.

did you ever write a continuation for spa story?
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>>5751498
>>5751480
Cam rips often get booth audio
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>>5750870
>I wish these prtentious faggots never offered requests in a first place
Why do you do that? It's ok to remind me, because I actually do forget (quite often). I didn't really offer requests, you just kept asking me until I said yes.

Here's your Tinkerbell, though, I had no intention of making you mad. spoilered for nonpony
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>>5751565
So did the rest of us.
GTFO pls bronycancer.
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>>5751465
people always said all the shipping stories were like that, but i never found one
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>>5751549
I plan to
I really want to see this movie but I can't now
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>>5751579
>One of the important notes were that Luna loves to turn into night mare moon during sex

>a scientist dutifully copies the scribbled notes from his clipboard into his gigantic mainframe computer
>smoke starts billowing from the vents
>room starts shaking, lights flicker, vacuum tubes pop
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>>5751552
Ouch. I knew I shouldn't have drawn that...
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>>5751420
The one I watched was fine quality wise until the end when the footage transitioned to a much worse one which was out of sync by half a minute.
>>
>pinkie pie wants to cuddle
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>>5751580
When I say "fine" I mean "you can hear the words without straining"

It's a cam. It's gonna be shitty compared to an actual DVD/BR rip. But Europe doesn't get the movie until Feb (because ???) and I don't feel like waiting that long to watch it
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>>5751582
Not him, but thank you for the drawing! It's cute!

Also, I apologize I can't give any more detailed criticism that that. It looks fine and without imperfection to me.
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>>5751606
you okay?
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Daily reminder that more people care about Kevin's art than yours.
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>>5751625
Ew, gross, I'm not going to cuddle a pony!
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>>5751625
>it's actually just a ploy to get you into one of her ponk suits
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>>5751582
>filename
that feel
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>>5751639
>implying anyone cares about my art
;_;
>>
I am going to learn how to draw. Then draw ALOT of porn. Everyday.
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>>5751519
Maybe.

I have to finish that FS thing for the VN before I work on other stuff, and that one has been bouncing around my head for a while. I just feel like I haven't had a good grasp on how to write any of that stuff lately.

>>5751579
I never wrote a continuation for the spa story, no. That was literally my second attempt at porn writing (I think) and I didn't think it was that great or anything. Plus, I kinda was running Pinkie "Quest" during that time, and that was just a side thing I did.
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>>5751639
I care about my own art. That's more than enough.
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>>5751582
Ugh, sorry, but that is not mine request. I requested a pone ;_;
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>>5751582

That is cute as hell.
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>>5751646
>implying she needs a ploy
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>>5751635
>a bunch of big supercomputers installed in the 70s are whirring to life for the first time trying to analyze the input
>fluorescent lights down a hallway blink to life in succession, lighting the path to an abandoned laboratory in which unauthorized experiments were carried out on pony fanfiction. the walls are filled with poorly-coposited images of my little pony child OCs undergoing a gauntlet of testing
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>>5751639
I'm cool with that. My main rival is Kraut and I'm falling behind him biiiiiig time.
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>>5751670

Well I hope you feel remorseful anyway.
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>>5751639
Actually I don't like him. The way he does pony faces are just too... Big and round.
>>
when does ralph shrek it
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>>5751670
What pone is it that you want?
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>>5751692
Ralph is always Shrek'n it
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>>5751639
>laptop has the Picasa logo
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>>5751639
That's cool, my art needs a lot of work before anyone should care about it.
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>>5751692
At the start, middle and right at the end.
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>>5751684
Hey, he's my rival, get your own.
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>>5751683
>An old man, long since retired, receives a phone call in he dead of night. He picks up, a voice says “pony” and hangs up. He rises from bed to stare out into the night.
>residents in a remote, sparsely populated town reported a strange emergency broadcast system message taking over every channel on tv. the message itself was garbled in a way no one could understand, as if the tape it was recorded on had degraded over time. this town also was the site of advanced weaponry research during the cold war
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>>5751703

It's an Aperture. Portal references, so hip and with it.
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>>5751639
Given our relative levels of experience I should hope so
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>>5751552
You guys have been telling me this since May 2011

I still maintain that PT is worse.
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>>5751723
>>5751684
can't we just be friends instead?
who are you two anyway?
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>>5751692
Ralph is dreck
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>>5751729
what are the system requirements for pony
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>>5751744
I am going to destroy you with art.
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>>5751723

>tfw I'm shit enough for my rival to be new canvas anon
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>>5751750
that doesn't rhyme at all
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>Bon Bon will never like you
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>>5751764
>tfw no rivals, only senpai
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DON'T POOP UNTIL YA SEE THE PONE /MLPG/
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>>5751723

Fuck off. Back in June, DD almost though we were both roughly equally good. I was never that good though.

>>5751744

No Kraut-kun. You'll alway be my rival. Kyaaa~
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>>5751582
It's cute, but you really should not have caved into that anon.
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>>5751782

>tfw no senpai
>I have to teach myself, just like I did with everything else
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>>5751798
SHUT THE FUCK UP

GODDAMN
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>>5751774
>implying
We both hate a lot of things and Lyra isn't one of them
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>>5751774
>implying I don't like Lyra better
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I did get this in the mail today.
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>>5751798
Back in NEVER
I was never as good as kraut
I started around the same time though
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>>5751699
N-nothing anymore,sorry for bothering you.
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no, pinkie pie, get off the counter, i just cleaned that

goddamn
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>>5751833
That's pretty cute, I'm kinda jelly. What'd it run you?
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>>5751810
>just like I did with everything else
That feel
I'd be good sometime to have someone to look up to and to say "you did good". Finding your own motivation and self-esteem is sometimes hard when you're an autodidact.
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>>5751820
Woah chill man.
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>>5751744
I'll be your friend, you nazi
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>>5751810
You misunderstand me. I talk about senpai, I mean people I look up to, not people that are my mentors.

Unfortunately pride or something greatly inhibits my willingness to seek out help.
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>>5751833
Clean up your fucking room bro
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>>5751798
I think we all know who Kraut's real rival is. Although none here are man enough to admit it.
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>>5751839
Stop being meek and spit it out
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>>5751663
>and I didn't think it was that great or anything
It was the best thing I read so far.
not even TAW could write something as good as this imo
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Don't open this.

No really, don't.

You do not want to open this, at all.

Seriously, it will scar you for life.

I SAID DON'T OPEN IT.
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>>5751863
Rose?
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>>5751833
So cute, aaaaargh
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>>5751870
that's hot as hell
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>>5751833
>fabric paint

ew
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>>5751833
>pony plush
> macbook
>iphone
You must take it up the butt daily
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>>5751833
>iron maiden
>autism blocks sticker
>apple products as far as the eye can see
She deserves better than you
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>>5751864
He types like fluttershy, give him fluttershy.
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>>5751864
I'm sorry
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>>5751863
It's Ross.
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>>5751851
I know what to get you for Christmas.
>>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5MQKBiOJ70
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all this circlejerking is making me dizzy
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>>5751858

I guess the closest thing I have to that is Rose and Tess because I love both of their things and want to be as good someday.
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>>5751870
I wouldn't not.
Still looks pretty tight to me.
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>>5751924
thanks for the viral
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>>5751891
>>5751892
There is nothing you can do to stop me. She is happy when she is with me and I am finally alive.
I'm sorry
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>>5751896
Guy, pretty please. The easiest way to get this over with is to just tell me. Please stop leading me on like this.
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>>5751864

I think he's guilty because he called you a pretentious faggot.
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>>5751863
Pray tell
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>>5751930
They are also members of my senpai-corps.

We niggas now.
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>>5751856
>

>>5751863
>>5751798
fine then, we'll have our horns locked in a battle for art in secret then, b-baka

>>5751879
whoa, she's got a lot more experience and has me outgunned in every department. but she's so damn helpful, i don't think she's anyone's rival
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>>5751752
8" or longer penis
Girthy
Adequate athleticism for power-fucking

That's about it
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>>5751891
>>5751892

Funny, because the Mac is the only Apple product I own at the moment. The iPhone box is just the box. It's empty.

Also, I am returning it anyway. The seller sent the wrong pony.
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>>5751915
I appreciate the sentiment, anon.

But really, don't. I don't do anything deserving of gifts.

Well, I'm off to vidya a bit. Might be back later to do another round of random short story time.

Later MLPG, have a nice night!

[1]
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GENTLEMEN

LET US PONE
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>>5751998
> he still PONEs
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>>5751974

>Get Ponko
>Return her

You're going to pony hell.
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>>5751974
>NOT WANTING A PINKIE
CONFIRMED FOR 300% FAGGOT
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>>5751998
dude, we pone at breakneck speed right now
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>>5751998
>2012
>not circlejerking each other into a cesspool worse than /b/read
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>>5752031
But still not fast enough.
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>>5751998
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>>5751974
My faggot detector is lighting up even though the batteries in it are dead, and it's not plugged into the internet
that means it's getting a faggot reading so strong that it's actually powering itself with the amount of fag-energy you are emitting, but from hundreds of miles away.
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>>5752035
I'm sorry?
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>>5752054
Isn't that good news?
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I'M GOING TO FINISH THIS FUCKING THING IF IT KILLS ME
http://www.livestream.com/tesstime
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>>5751998
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>>5752054
DAMN RIGHT

I AGREE WITH THIS COMIC BOOK
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>>5752064
Sorry, I didn't mean to link your post.
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>>5752052
but it's quality. and that takes it's time.
glad you're sticking with us, by the way
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>>5752064
YOU JUST

HAD TO RESPOND, DIDN'T YOU?!
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How does Applejack tie a knot with hooves?

inb4 magic
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>>5752082
Sentenal can't control it

He has the Chris-chan
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Rose Pls draw Milkmare
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>>5752070
>Tess
>finish things
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>>5752054
>you will never commute to work with fellow horse fuckers
Who'd be in your next cubicle, MLPG?
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>>5752083
She uses her tail.
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>>5752083
Mudpone voodoo
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>>5752091
I wouldn't be surprised if he actually looked and talked like Chis Chan.

hey sentenal, upload a video of yourself. I'll be your bestest friend forever and we can hold hand and all that shit.
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>>5752093
not rose, but i might draw her later.
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>>5751940
Not him but can you draw pink pone with some balloons?
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>>5751926
we are here to circlejerk about ponies
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>>5752083
Just like how people tie cherry stems in a knot

>>5752081
Hehe, I will never leave. I never left in the first place.
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>>5752099
I'd be spaghetti'ing in the bathroom on a laptop
because no one would even want to talk to me if they saw me
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>>5752099
I want hateanon to be in the cubicle next to me.

I'd share lunch with Weaver
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>>5752099
>one of us makes a fortune 500 company
>hires every horsefucker that will move
>we have an entire floor to ourselves
>the elevator doesn't even stop on it

Working with you guys would be be fun
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>>5752070
okay sorry no really i'm starting now.
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>>5752099
Probably Rose, because there has to be a section of us who speak candidly about dildos and vibrators.
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>>5752147
>not being next to Weaver
>not being delighted by his musical taste
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>>5752169
c-can I join in
I know my way around a dildo
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Just a heads up, Renne Quest to start in about a half hour.
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>nobody will ever think of you as their rival
>You dont even show up on anyone's radar

Im just that bad, aren't I
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>>5752082
>>5752091
>>5752116
guys stop circlejerking
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>>5751478
I have the metal welovefine version of this. This looks nice though, what is this from?
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>>5752162
I sincerely doubt that. It'd reek of lube and cum most of the time.
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>>5752099
Mewball. I'd spend entire days taunting him about his height. Then we'd go bowling after work or something.
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>>5752188

I'm already vibrating with excitement.
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>>5752099
Kraut to my left, SB to my right.
so we can be depressed together ;_;
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>>5752178
>GG
>musical taste
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>>5752191
You have to start smack talking
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>>5752191
Maybe you're just that nice. A bunch of great artists aren't being talked about here.
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>>5752210

>The windows on that section of the floor don't open.
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>>5752191
What radar?
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>>5752178
We'd probably be listening to the same stuff, most of the time. I tend to default to skramz-y or post rock stuff when I'm trying to relax though.
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Second request before my brain breaks again.

About third one... remind me some day. I like Pinkie and I would love to figure something out for strange pinkie request but can't risk right now.
Sorry again and for last time. I know I need help. I'll be back when I find one and get stable.
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>>5752211
I listen to a lot of the same artists he plays in his streams.
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>>5752224
But im not a great artist.
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>>5752207
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>>5752099
Shout
As I already know he's a pretty cool guy~
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>>5752211
>fedora
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>>5752099
I'll be with the nameless dorks who contribute for you double-dorks. Or with the musicians
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>>5752233
>the tables can't move either
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>>5752191
>tfw viewing others as your rival, but they don't even know who you are and it actually makes you a bit upset when they beat you at something
fuuuuuuuuuck yooooooooou, croptool
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>>5752211
>mfw that's GG
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>>5752261
>Elevator music,is being streamed
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>>5752264

You're dumb.
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>>5752099
I don't know, but I'd just show up without a nametag. It'd blow their fucking minds that I used to use a trip but act like a normal human being.
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>>5752263
>croptool
Really?
At what?
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>>5752233
>the cubicle right next to them belongs to apple
>there's a note "be right back in five minutes"
>there is an half-inch thick layer of dust on the table
>>
listen forever and ever and ever
>http://labs.echonest.com/Uploader/index.html?trid=TRORQWV13762CDDF4C
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>>5752245
>remind me some day
That first one was already mighty fine, but I'm always in need for strange pinkie or even just for pinkie.
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>>5752210
>talk to kraut on skype
>he gets depressed and goes offline
>spend fifteen minutes typing inspirational stuff at him
>start to feel embarrassed and now too spaghetti to get back on skype
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>>5752099
>Message of the week on the notice board
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>>5752024
>>5752025
>>5752058

It's a shame, cause it's a really good plush.
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>>5752316
at least you talk to other people
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>>5752293
ha ha this is brilliant
http://labs.echonest.com/Uploader/index.html?trid=TRJTPCF13AFB4084D8
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>>5752286
gif making
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>>5752099
>Daftykins shows up whenever he feels like it
>bursts out of the elevator on a moped, firing a pellet gun at everyone in range and screaming, before parking in his cube and sawing his computer in half again.
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>>5752299
yeah, I'd like to see someone finish the first one, pinkie playing butt bongos with flutts is too cute
>>
are we really making cartoon characters out of contributors

is that the low to which you have sunken
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>>5752329
pretty much
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>>5752293
>Sorry, this app needs advanced web audio. Your browser doesn't support it.
>Try the latest version of Chrome
>>
*Scratches pinky behind her ear*
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>>5752327

>Sorry, this app needs advanced web audio. Your browser doesn't support it. Try the latest version of Chrome

>No support for Firefox 16.0.2

It's like they don't even give a shit about Web standards. What the fuck.
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>>5752188
renne please use your indoor voice
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>>5752326
kraut was the first person I've talked to for more than ten minutes straight besides my therapist since late May
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>>5752316
sorry, i didn't mean to be a dick. i had a better day today, so come back if you like to.
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>>5752355
>pinkie pie immediately comes to a halt and pushes her head into your hand
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>>5752369
> therapist
I wish I could afford one of those.
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>>5752375
>tfw it'll never happen
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>>5752318

>Employee of the Month wall features portraits of different artists every month up until a few months ago
>New frames are empty with crude GG horse dicks taped onto the glass
>People keep taking them off but somebody keeps putting them back on
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>>5752327
>batman
>batman
>batman
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>>5752358
>>5752352

b-but HTML5 web audio *is* a standard

what are you trying to pull here
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>>5752099

>Art-Anon
>his cubicle is dorf-sized
>it bears the image of a chicken; it menaces with spikes of talc
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>>5752385
My therapist is at a church
I'm not even religious
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>>5752390
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>>5752369
aw, lucky
people that can talk to people are the luckiest people in the world
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>>5752402
what does that even mean
i don't know what any of that means
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>>5752392
psst
>http://labs.echonest.com/Uploader/index.html
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>>5752390
> someone starts posting those cutesy pictures with horse cunt instead
> the GG cocks start being drawn directly on those pictures, ejaculations included
> the HR guy on the floor calls it 'cultural enrichment'
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>>5752211

>wearing black and fedora

THAT'S Glitter Glue? I fucking knew it, hahahaha! Goddamn coke bottled, pencil necked, mop-headed, fedora wearin' ass motherfucker!
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>>5752385

Everyone treats me as the therapist. I once asked someone why they thought that was and they said I was an "empty box available everyone to fill up with their problems".

What they don't know is that I lost my own box contents and now all I have is the stuff everyone replaced it with ;_;
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>>5752426

Play Dwarf Fortress faggot
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>>5752452
>being a martyr
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I thought Double D was the resident therapist?
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>>5752402

>hateanon occasionally sneaks into his cubicle and puts fluffy pony abuse shit up
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>>5752436
that's not pony body language
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>>5752452
Who are you
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>>5752452
Just tell them to see a real actual therapist/counselor. No reason to give them a free ride.
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>>5752390
>>5752438
during coffee breaks GG always makes lame jokes and constantly remarks "that's what she said!"
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>>5752420
I don't think I'm even very good at talking to others anymore. I get all self-conscious when I open my mouth. It feels weird to not have time to think about what I'm saying, where I can write it down and fix any grammar mistakes before I share it with the outside world.
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>>5752452
So deep
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>>5752472

>it never gets a reaction
>but he keeps doing it because it's about the only thing he can think of doing
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>>5750906
how can one not love this pony?

pinkie pie is best pony
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>>5752438
>sometimes, a new art image posted on the board has droplets of water staining it
>other employees are taking bets as to when that artist will kill themselves
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>>5752154
>I'd share lunch with Weaver
got any peanut butter
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>>5752450

no. why would you pick out one random person in the background and say he's gg
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>>5752452
That feel. All of my life, all my friends have always come to me with problems, and I have helped dozens. Kind of wish someone would help me sometimes.
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>>5752501
Oh no, the spaghetti, I can smell it already.

Weaver, ABORT.
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>>5752509
why don't you share problems instead of being a big sponge then
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>>5752509
>tfw you know how to listen to people
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>>5752501
Why did I read that as peanus butter?
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>>5752509
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>>5752501
Dear GG

Update your goddamned Tumblr's.
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>>5752504

Because Glitter Glue has drawn himself as a person similar to what's shown in that image. Another artist has also portrayed him in this same manner. A little more than a mere coincidence at this point.
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I vote we replace Pinkie in the mane six with Cheerilee.
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>>5752479

I'm not anybody. I get too scared when people bring attention to me so I just like to hide away in the corner and never draw attention to myself in a way that people will remember.
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>>5752501

>The break room always stinks of reheated spaghetti
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>>5752501
>always eat bagged lunches in high school
>make a peanut butter and banana sandwich on the same day the drug-sniffing dogs are going around school
>dogs go nuts outside my economics class
>cop lets them in and they immediately go after my bag
>hand bag over to cop, shitting my pants
>it's the sandwich
>cop takes the sandwich and feeds it to the dogs
>tfw no lunch
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>After work some employees decide to get a beer to celebrate a good monthly profit
>The next day they are all fired for "out-of-workplace fraternization"
>They start a company on the next floor that bankrupts MLPG within a month
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>>5752537
Do you have a link to those pictures?
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>>5752541
Full stop?
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>>5752538
Nah
Cheerilee is very kind
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>>5752501
No, GG, the peanut butter's still in the RAPE ROOM.

It's, you know, our dedicated room for entirely consensual cuddle sex, we just like calling it the RAPE ROOM out of deference to our past >rape
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Sombra was misunderstood. Deal with it.
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>Order charger for my thinkpad
>They send me a battery for a thinkpad instead
>It's not even my model
FUCKING MY LATE PARCEL GENERAL

At least it's worth a lot more than the charger
Should be able to turn a profit
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>>5752501
>you will never order pizzas for the entire crew
>you will never have casual fridays or "Dress Ironically as a Brony" days
>you will never get paid for posting about ponies on an imageboard
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Dear /mlp/,

Have some FLV webrips because I'm too lazy to remux these.

S3 E01:
FLV: https://rapidshare.com/files/2109875542/My.Little.Pony.Friendship.is.Magic.S03E01.The.Crystal.Empire
.Part.1.360p.WEBRip.h.264-ANON.flv

S3 E02:
FLV: https://rapidshare.com/files/2262652325/My.Little.Pony.Friendship.is.Magic.S03E02.The.Crystal.Empire
.Part.2.360p.WEBRip.h.264-ANON.flv

On a related note, should I even bother ripping the rest of this season?

HD iTunes rips and HDTV rips are gonna beat me to release by several days, and web video from the Hub's website is now logo'd (as it has been since halfway thru season 2).

Lemme know.
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>LK is one of the happiest workers there
>his cubicle is covered in occult symbols and octagons and he has a skull on a shelf with the name "Baldwin" on a plaque underneath
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>>5752537

the focus of the image is on the black dude, its supposed to be part of the "gg is black" thing that was going around. he never went to equinegathering.
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>>5752555

So far. Unless that's a name in which case no I don't have a name. Well some guy from here knows my name from a forum but I feel like he's insulting me everytime he detects me and says it.
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>>5751893
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>>5752551
>>The next day they are all fired for "out-of-workplace fraternization"

This has never happened in the history of ever.
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>>5752519
I try, but even then some of the people I have helped tell me that they don't want to listen.
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>>5752552

Hell no, hahaha, like I'm gonna save any pictures from Jessy or Glitter Gloop.
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>>5752572

Oh, man, am I glad to see you. I thought you'd abandoned us.
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>>5752568
Who?
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>>5752211
>guy on the far left
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>>5752549
You poor bastard.
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>>5752549
You should have written a letter to the station, asking that they make you another sandwich, plus a bag of some sort of chips as interest/apology
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>>5751940
>>5751864
Not him, but Ros,e I would love to see Quuen Sombra from you. Because of reasons.
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>>5752571
>>you will never get paid for posting about ponies on an imageboard
Shows what you know.
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>>5752573

I wish I could be cube-neighbors with LK...
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>>5752501
I have almond butter?
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>>5752572
that is freaking awesome old friend
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>>5752586
you forgot the part where she calls you a prtentious faggot

That's really cute
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>>5752573

Haha
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>>5752573
>He sometimes puts little post-its in other's cubicles
>Upon decoding the messages, they usually lead to a secret cookie stash
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>>5752573
that always struck me
>most cheerful contributor
>runs the most demented quest
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This MLPG workplace thing is pretty amusing but let's face it, GG having a job, never gonna happen.
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>>5752571
;_;
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>>5752626
Don't pick on the poor guy, I feel really bad that I pulled that part out and made him clam up like that.
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>>5752573
>Peanus is similarly cheerful
>except he doesn't do any work
>but still gets paid
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>>5752642
He wouldn't get paid so it's not technically a job
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>>5752642
The day I start producing my software for Google Glasses, niggah's getting a phone call.
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>constant awkward gay sex in the bathrooms
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I hate that drawing hurts my head and heart
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>>5752653

>Anon verbally abuses you instead of behaving like a normal person
>End up defending him

C'mon Rose, work on that self-respect.
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>Nachos doesn't actually work there
>but he keeps coming in anyway, spilling things on people's keyboards and breaking their chairs
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>>5752642

He probably gets autism funds from the government.
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>>5752681
>sentenal shits on peoples desks
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>>5752676

More like

>Fetish greentext constantly scratched on the stall doors and walls
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hello is this pony
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>>5751870
tits ruin it
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>>5752676
>Implying the breakroom won't have hooks on the ceiling
Not enough room in the toilets
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>>5752642
>This MLPG workplace thing is pretty amusing but let's face it, GG having a job, never gonna happen.
That's a very good insult anon it's highly effective
You get ten points
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Enjoy trying to get the gak out from under your spacebar, fgt.
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>>5752594
>>5752619
Either of you want MKVs?
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>>5752555
U wot
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>Nasse has a Model of a Jagdpanther as a paperweight
>occasionally hosts game nights after work
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>>5752702
No, but I can direct you to pony.
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>>5752698
>sentenal hat anon shits one people's desks
>"This is what would happen if sentenal were here."
>sentenal hat anon leaves without another word
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>>5752712
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So, what ep do we get this week?
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>>5752640

>tfw LK makes you want to run a quest
>tfw you haven't seriously written anything in years, and your single attempt at GMing went very badly
>tfw you have no idea how he prepared for all of this, or how he does it, and you're afraid to ask because it might look like you're trying to get him to give away his ending
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>all the attention milkmare's getting
And I thought lactation fetish was rare.
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>>5752734
Too many Pinkies
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>Ross always gets pranked
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>>5752734
Standard State of the Show.
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>>5752743
>Implying it isn't just big tits
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>>5752746
But one is already too many.
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>>5752734
>>5752746

Never Enough Pinkies
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>>5752712
GG, mah niggah, please.
>>5752669

If nothing else I'll contract you out for some of the cutesy box art or the mascot for $10,000 or some such.
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>>5752743

Is she getting any attention beyond a thread on /mlp/?
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>>5752725
>everyone else has a medium flared chance as a paperweight
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>>5752747
Throwing someone down an elevator shaft isn't really a prank.
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>>5752735
>your single attempt at GMing went very badly

Ha, that feel.

AT LEAST IT WAS GLORIOUS THAT ONE TIME
EVERYONE DIED SO MUCH IT WAS WONDERFUL
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>>5752743
I'm pretty hyped because it satisfies to my inflation fetish.
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>>5752735
he said before that he never ran a quest before this
this is him thinking what quests should be
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>>5752731
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>>5752747

>Always gets called into the boss's office for a chewing-out for low productivity every month
>Still constantly brags about that huge raise coming up for him to anyone who will listen
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>venturing into the writefag department
>any year after the ERP party
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>>5752747

Since when? What? If anything, a representation of me would be toilets exploding and flooding excrement into the office halls. You guys wouldn't have a day until you're 30, churning dooky butter.
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>>5752717
Whoops, tripcode, etc.
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>>5752766
That was enough to surprise me. They have some pretty decent artists.
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>>5752680
People say plenty of things, or act a certain way without thinking when they have moments. I just try to be forgiving and optimistic.
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http://futzi01.deviantart.com/art/Cadance-Toss-337732858
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>>5752747

>he "pranks" them back
>said pranks consist of stapling a half-done drawing of something they like to their cube wall, only fat
>the back is covered in words - a huge long-winded ramble about how you're never going to be as good as him
>he stares at his shoes and mumbles when anyone talks to him
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>>5752731
OK faglord, describe sentenal in a cubicle.
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>>5752735
>tfw you have no idea how he prepared for all of this, or how he does it, and you're afraid to ask because it might look like you're trying to get him to give away his ending
http://www.tgchan.org/kusaba/questdis/res/15880.html
Here, Anon. This is a resource for new Questers. There's a lot of really good advice compiled here from people who have quested in the past, and if there's stuff you want to know, there are plenty of questers who are ready to answer any questions you may have.

Hopefully this will help you figure out if questing is right for you, and what paths to follow and considerations to make if you decide to run a quest

Good luck!
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>>5752747
Ross is a smartass Janitor who thinks that he's better than everyone else and is just too much of a visionary to be hired and appreciated, but doesn't realize that he flat out sucks.
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> show up for work at MLPG
> just leave copies of the end of Rose Tinted around
> get called worst witch-dyke ever
> go back to non-contributing as Anon like always
> and occasionally contributing as a fetish writer
> comfortable at second-lowest pay tier
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>>5752806
Dude would have like seven computers running at once, constantly monitoring, saving, and archiving anything anybody says they like or might say they like.
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>>5752806
>extremely organized
>file cabinets are full of stuff for other people that requested hosting or pictures
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>>5752846
>He's got a camera and a tape recorder at all times
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>>5752806
>The walls are covered with printed out posts and memos
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>>5752846
>walks around the building with a camcorder, constantly recording every single conversation anyone has
>security consultant
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>People need to realize that we're NOT "brony musicians". We are musicians and we produce whatever content we want. Maybe I'm just speaking for myself when I say that.

NeoWoah.png
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>>5752806

>he looks after the servers and archive room
>he's quiet, but pleasant enough to be around, aside from being a little awkward
>aside from hateanon, nobody minds him being there
>nobody ever sees him come in or leave
>some joke that he has a nest somewhere in the vast, cavernous server-room
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>>5752846
> he gets paid more than almost anyone as the "senior marketing researcher"
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>>5752806
He'd be the loser nobody likes and everyone forces unwanted work onto, and even though he's universally hated and about as socially inept as you can get, he keeps trying to act as though he's friends with everyone and make small talk at the water cooler.
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>>5752599
For you.
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>>5752785
you're not Ross, you're anonymous
Ross is just a concept now, like "brony" or "piss".
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>There's a cubicle in the corner with that weird guy who can often be heard talking to himself and laughing at his own jokes
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>>5752806
>"Fuck, I lost my file on Ap-"
>"I have it here!"
>"Oh... thanks...?"
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>>5752806
>Constantly goes around the floor trying to help people
>Annoys everyone
>Hateanon follows him around giving a commentary about how annoying he is and how he should be fired
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>>5752868
>getting paid

Nah, he's be more like milton from office space. He got fired but he's still hanging around.
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>>5752867
> implying he doesn't have a nest
Don't you know how orcs work?
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>>5752884
Haha, that's funny.
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>>5752869

>universally
>I hate him so everyone else must hate him too
>everyone thinks like me

See, Nachos, this is why you're a shit-swizzler.
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>>5752884

>it's ross
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>>5752846
>sentenal is a really creepy security guard, who checks every ID before letting anyone in and looks like he's everywhere at the same time.
he also watches over the security cameras and takes copies of the tapes home
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>>5752891
Thanks, man.
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>>5752764
I know anon and you know I love you guys
Sometimes I'm just a big autistic whiny baby with hurt feelings syndrome, you know that by now
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>I sit in my own cubicle
>completely shut off from everyone else
>draw a bit
>never show anyone
>one day I shall burst out and shoot art at everyone from my nipples
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>>5752886

>Sentenal pops out from the ceiling to hand you a copy of the file
>then he crawls back up and disappears again, replacing the foam ceiling-tile
>he could be anywhere at any time
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>>5752913
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>>5752913
> I jerked off to Celestia
Oh come on
Who hasn't?
Fucking magical princess/goddess with warm feathery wings?
Your Snails is mah niggah.
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>>5752907

>implying this isn't FUN-NEYYYYYYYY
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>>5752934
What's the difference?
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>>5752928
> art-shitting nipple dicks
I think we're all okay with that here.
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>>5752934
that is my fetish
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>>5752928
>there is a whole floor full of employees like that
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>>5752930
>Ceiling Sentenal is watching you code.
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>>5752913
GG, we all have
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>>5752830
>>5752776
>>5752771

Thanks, guys!
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Why is Vinyl such an ass?
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>>5752846
>>5752855
>>5752859
>>5752867
>>5752857
>>5752863
>>5752868
>>5752886
>>5752887
>>5752930
Haha, you guys.
Can the company give me program to help with this all? Data management is fun for me, and efficiency is always desired.
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>>5752846
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQz7j1erzvo
>sentenal.mov
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>the workers in the morning shift are all sporting huge boners and talk about their fetishes while getting their work done
>the afternoon-shifters come in and start throwing computers around and bitching about how much their job sucks
>the evening shifters are similar but some of the employees are chill and want to do their job
>the night-shifters are all depressed and tired, but their work is the most productive
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Okay so that was a short stream, but here's what I got for tonight.
I feel like a fuckin boss.
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>that one guy with pictures of DJ Acid all over is cubicle
>he wears high heels so that everyone can hear him wwalk into rooms
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Assuming that the ride never ends and we're stuck there forever, what does the workplace look like on new episode day?
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>>5752978
>some people work 20 hour shifts
>they are always stirring shit up
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>>5752961
Now playing
??? ???
Brony(?) Lover
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>>5752969
She's prefect for you. No joke.
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Rose please draw pink pony and balloons
and crystals and flugalhorns and butts
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>>5753004
Casual Celebration Day
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>>5753010
"Phil Collins"?
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>>5753001

Hey Tess

Good job framing that group into something readable. It's nice seeing something around here that isn't cluttery as shit for a change.
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>Everyone's excited for the new business year coming up
>Nobody realizes that the boss hasn't been seen in a month and nobody has gotten their paychecks
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>>5753004
Think the busy hubbub of a large retail store on a holiday weekend.
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>>5753001
that Pinkie is cute as hell.
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>>5752803
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>>5752961
butt ass ass behind pun butt
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>>5753004
We hire a cinema every episode day

You have to check your pants in at the door
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>>5752961
i wish Vinyl was MY girlfriend
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>kryospawn hasn't uploaded clips of every indevidual quote from the new ep yet
I know it's pointles an "autistic".
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>The greentexters don't have actual cubicles.
>They all hang around the water fountain, chattering amongst themselves.
>Somehow they still get paid.
>>
WOULD YOU SUCK SOMBRA'S GHOST DICK?
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Dear GG, how can I become your friend?
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I wish you guys would stop throwing requests at Rose so she could finish this one.
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>>5753071
There are words here, but I can't together them make
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>>5753068
What does she want to ask her?
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>>5753085
I wish you'd stop being an autistic shitstain!
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>>5753004
Everyone is running around yelling at the top of their lungs at each other and doing that thing where you grip the side of your head
The entire floor is filled with people so excited/happy/angry that they are vibrating at supersonic frequencies and the glass is shattered and replaced every week
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>>5753091
something sexual
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>>5753097
>confused anon feeding birds.gif
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>>5753077
>the drawfags have their own office, separate from everyone else, so they can be depressed
>only LK and a couple of other cheerful ones have cubicles with the other anons
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>>5753091
That Dash is cute
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Is it me or is Nanoha just an ass?
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>>5753077

>Voicefags give out announcements on the intercom
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>>5753112
Don't make me befriend you.
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>>5753037
I'm so tired I'm essentially high right now so I have no idea if you mean that or you're pulling my leg/making fun of me.
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>>5753085
>Wanting little fillies to do such things.
You are a sick man, Nachos.
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>>5753129

It's just Ross trying to suck up to you.
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>>5753078
it depends, would does his marshmellow horse semen taste like?
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>>5753132
Wait until you see the one I've got Jr working on.
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>>5753118
>You will never make her feel better.
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i thought you guys said it would be better
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>>5753001
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>>5752784
>room with a few people with word processors open on their laptops
>whiteboard with ideas written on it, some marked out, some with arrows pointing to other areas
>"All right guys, we need to come up with at least 3 new ideas before 5 today"
>Anon speaks up.
>"What if... we did one about something you will never do?"
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>>5752913

GG, have you ever Loomis'd?
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>>5753118

>derpy discover's /co/.txt
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Did you ever used to wish something you liked would get super popular? Not anymore...
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http://www.wikihow.com/Be-Like-Pinkie-Pie
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Hey.

Smallworld, OotS, Zombies!!!, or Arkham Horror?
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>>5753144
You have been mislead.
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>>5753151

>he gets pelted with balled-up printer paper and pens
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>>5753144
/)
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>>5753129
He's making fun of you, at least trying to, I don't see his problem, what a shithead.
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>>5753165
Deliberately?
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>>5753164
OotS.
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>>5753164

Abe's Oddyssee.
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>theres one of these on the entrance to any of the offices
>it has a tiny speaker that says "Welcome back!" in that person's favourite pony voice every time you run your ID through it
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Are those Pinkie Pie plushies (the good ones) in mass production, or is it a first come first served thing still?
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>>5753166
>he then says >tfw pelted with pens and paper
>soon he is dodging staplers and whiteboard erasers
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>>5753161
Why would I want to be a retard?
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someone should cap this office thing
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>>5753166
>He manages to dodge the chair.
>This room has no tables.
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>Eurobeat DJs an office dance party every once in a while
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>>5753174
Thanks

>>5753175
Great game, but not relevant to the current situation
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>>5753179
My favorite pony is Bon Bon
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>>5753189
>implying sentenal isn't already doing it
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>>5753194
OH SNAP
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>>5753179
Oh fuck me
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>>5753194
>the system bursts into flames
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>>5753189
You know who to ask, hahaha.
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>>5753193
Actually, what IS the current situation? If it's games, disregard mine, because I was thinking Order of the Stick.
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>>5753208

He looks strangely pleased to be scanning his card. Is he a vile pervert, getting off on it?
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>>5753192
>The rest of the office watches it via stream, not actively attending themselves.
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What if our place of employment was like Black Mesa, and every episode day is our resonance cascade?
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>>5753208
I would've a smile like that if I worked in such an office.
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>>5753160

What is up with that neck?
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>the fridge in the kitchen on the floor has the foodstuffs marked with cutouts of food ponies
>every appliance has it's poniesfied version painted on it
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>>5753208
His neck is long
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>>5753147
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>>5753160
>tfw every time you look at the WD logo you can't help but imagine Western Digital
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>>5753161
Wasn't there one of these on "how to touch a girl"?
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>>5753253
I hope Deafdefiler didn't write it.
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http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/147520

4chan cap helper got an update; now you can re-hide spoilers so you don't need to refresh (also made some back-end changes that cut the filesize from like 75 kB to 7 kB, so it might run a few microseconds faster, but not really something to worry about.
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>>5753253
there's also "how to hug"
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>>5753219
It is games, but you're still fine. Group thing later and I'm bringing one.
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>>5753147
It all makes sense!
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>>5753253
Why would you need an entire article for that?

"Gently and tenderly"
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>>5753274
because assburgers
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>http://sissykingsombra.tumblr.com/post/35736780245/rawr
Oh look I like where it is go--
>penis
FFS
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>>5753274
But some girls like aggressively and roughly.
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>>5753194
>It plays a different sounding voice every time
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>>5752052
are those red eyes?
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>>5753262
noice
thanks man!
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>>5753253
http://www.wikihow.com/Touch-a-Girl
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>>5753295
looks more like whatever color lightning lesbian's eyes are
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>>5753301
Really just a case of "should have done it right the first time", but at least it's better now.
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>>5753185
by good ones do you mean the rasta pinkies?
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>>5753288
At that point you're not in the touching phase.
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>>5753283
God fucking dammit.
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>>5753312
cunt?
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>>5753283
If there's one thing in this fandom I can't stand, it's penises
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>Just another day at work
>Productivity is high
>Suddenly a woman enters the building
>The entire staff hides under their desks
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>>5753283
What the fuck am I looking at?

I know what I'm looking at, actually, but just what the fuck am I looking at?!
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>>5753263
I need that one.
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>>5753340
>Rose yells out "It's been 2 years now, guys..."
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>>5753274
No, it talks you through building up your relationship to the point where it's appropriate to touch her.
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gravid
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>>5753340
>Braeburned's cubicle
>"Hey guys I'm drawing some dicks"
>the entire floor goes to watch
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>worshipping Celestia
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>>5753353
>one guy raises his head just above the desk
>he says "IMPLYING YOU'RE A GIRL!" then hides under the desk again
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>>5753353
>"IMPLYING YOU ARE FEMALE"
>The office explodes.
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>>5753368
>>5753375
wut
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>>5753368
>Meanwhile MT's still going on her business as usual
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>>5753353
>>5753368
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>>5753345
Encircle your target's torso with your arms, squeeze gently
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>rawr
>Dat little tooth
Hngg life
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>>5753368
>>5753375
MY SIDES
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>>5753368
>>5753375
Implyingmind
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>>5753383

>MT sighs and puts another ream of paper in the copy machine
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what
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>ross comes to work
>duplicate file
>>5745796
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>>5753124
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0u8psEvaHCK
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>Reu has her own cubicle and works very slowly.
>Usually she's watching the ant farm on the side of her desk.
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Rose, could you possibly sing Smile!Smile!Smile!? Please?
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>>5753003
I'd catch that guy in the closet every chance I got
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>>5745796
>buying
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>>5753402
What
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>>5753388
But for how long? What do I say? When is it appropriate? Where do I breathe? Do I initiate? How far do I spread my arms? How do I tell if they're uncomfortable?
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>>5753420
>she spots Terse arguing with everyone about pointless shit
>she grits her teeth at the sight of him
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>>5753420
or playing with jell-o
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>>5753344
Chibi Sombra sucking a cock

Are you blind?
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How does marker pone fit into the office?
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>>5753426
unf
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>>5753129

I'm not making fun of you, I'm serious. You did a decent job composing that group and having the characters frame each other.
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>>5753441
Through the front door
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>>5753389
>It also limits my speech.
Fucking dropped.
Way to take away the one good part about him, his wonderful monologues.
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>>5753402
Truth be told, that'd make more sense than "lol you stupid normal ponies in hick-ass Ponyville" after it's PUBLIC KNOWLEDGE they SAVED THE FUCKING WORLD
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>>5753458
berry you are drunk
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>>5753437
>one anon mentions buying her some GAK
>"NO HER PRODUCTIVITY IS LOW ENOUGH AS IT IS!" shouts another
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>>5753466
>Anon states the most obvious thing in the world.
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>>5753412
Haha
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have you ever fucked gak
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>bravespark comes into the office
>"you still work here?"
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>>5753458

Who can forget that heart warming speech;

>Yisssssssssss, crystals...
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>Every once in a while men in white hazmat suits come in and leave with a person-sized bodybag
>Nobody ever says anything
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>>5753494
What are you laughing at?

That's not funny.
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>>5753465
I have a feeling that the Trixie episode is going to involve those screens of Ponyville in ruins.
Oh man, I hope it is, some big bad dude comes in, starts wrecking shit, they need the EoH, no Twilight.
Trixie implies she can do the job, and do it better. And of course, it doesn't do shit, the ponies get chased out of town.
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>>5753526
Hahaha
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>
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>Ross is "that guy"
>nobody ever invites him to the parties, but he comes anyway, flaunting his "talent" all over the place

>sentenal is the janitor
>he takes all the shit, but whenever things get to be a bit much for him, he just lets it go, and it becomes the whole office's problem instead
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>>5753470
why arent there any more goo ponies

mlpg why
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>the first room on the floor is marked "moderator"
>the door is locked
>a few curious anons pick the lock
>the room is full of cobwebs and behind the desk sits a skeleton

>the janitor is a fat security guard who watches the monitors while reading porn mags, eating donuts or sleeping
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Alright, sorry for the wait. Renne Quest is up!
>>5753448
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>>5753521
>"I fucking hope that was Ross..."
>'It never is...'
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>I hang out in the IT closet, sometimes sneaking up to the water fountain to talk about dominant horses and their bulging horsecocks
>But mainly, like sentenal, I'm there to slip my micro-recorder in behind the water fountain
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>>5753435
>for how long
depends on context
>what do I say
often nothing, but it depends on context
>when is it appropriate
Close friends/relatives that you haven't seen in a while, people requiring comfort in general. Special cases exist, but they depend on context
>where do I breathe
If you're thinking about breathing, you're overthinking about breathing.
>do I initiate
depends on context
>how far do I spread my arms
u wot? gitcha arms around that torso.
>how do I tell if their uncomfortable
generally they won't be hugging back.
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>>5753526
I was just remembering the premiere. The part where Spike says it was a total bust?
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>>5753542
>the janitor is Scruffy
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pony
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>>5753526
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06jIi8uW4FT

I tried.
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>>5753425
I have a cold and I can't sing anyway.
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All of this is just what the greentexters think the office is like.

They've never done anything but occasionally look out the little window to the cubicle floor.
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>Sometimes a guy comes in and ask what we do in here
>Depending on the time of the day they're either given cookies and coffee or a beating
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>>5753581
>sometimes both
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>>5753581
>Or sometimes a beating with cookies and scalded by a coffee in the face.
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>>5753591
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>>5753593
a "beating"
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>>5753591
No fucking way...
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>"HEY GUYS WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO"
>No work gets done the rest of the day
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You know what would give me a legendary boner?

Fem Diamond Dog Making out with Katia from Prequel: or making a cat cry the adventure
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>>5753591
I wish there was an emulator for this
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>>5753593
>>5753599
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>>5753612
I wish it was photoshopped.
I wish I could tell you that
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derpy is a very ugly pony
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>>5753573
Sometimes the waterjug bubbles up and startles them.
Half of them cry.
The others just get erections.
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>>5753540
Gak ruined it.
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>>5753555

I'm strange because if I get uncomfortable with the hug after the hug has been initiated, I generally just kind of just stand still in the hugging position and wait for them to let me go.

Sometimes they do the same thing. I remember once when a girl gave me a quick hug and I panicked and just waited for her to remove her arms so I could get away but she was waiting for me to do the same thing.

At least 30-40 seconds of just standing there in awkward silence and hugging stance.
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>>5753630
>every day, somebody yells this from their cubicle
>they are met with a torrent of "FUCK YOU"s and "HEART OF GOLD"
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ihr3JvSDlD
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>>5753568
BEST PONY
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>>5753656
BEST PONY, YOU SAY?
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>>5753628
>>5753591
>>5753603
Well, I suppose considering the other aspects of internet culture that kids are likely to come across because of ponies, This isn't as bad.
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>>5753591
What's your gameloft id? I'll give you heats
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>>5753665
YES
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>>5753638
Trial-and-error's all I got for you there.
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>>5753674
>I'll give you heats
unf
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>>5753591
>Finding the Feels
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>>5753656
Best pony
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>>5753570
... And failed.
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>>5753665
why is Panky so dunky
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You said there be show discussion MLPG. You said there'd be ponies.
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>>5753674
No one has accepted my friend requests yet ;_;

PastaPony
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>>5753368
What happens next?
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>>5753674
I haven't made one yet
I got a new phone today and I had to start over
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>>5753697
down the hallway, on the left
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>>5753694
She's Shaq's sister.
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>>5753697
The premiere was bad but I'm looking forward to TMPP.

here's a pony
<----------
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>implying you are my cat
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>>5753709
>it's a room full of people asking where the ponies are
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>>5753697
But Anon...
We are talking about ponies.
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>>5753691
BEST PONY!
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>>5753703
Casual pony talk by the water cooler
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http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/606038
Oh, they made one for apple pone
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>>5753703
A riot?
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>>5753703
>someone yells "PRINCESS CADENCE NEEDS OUR HELP"
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>>5753748
I'd still fuck it. That looks like Applejack's Southern master race cunt back there.
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>>5753701
I wrote it down. I'll send you an invite when I get on
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>>5753770
>Cum right on her open eye
Oh my god, I'm sorry.
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>>5753262
>decide to start capping these thing
>scroll down very slowly
>finally finish clicking on every single posts button
>see this
>have to refresh tab
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Why does this keep happening fucking goddammit. I have Gameloft LIVE friends!
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>>5753703
/v/ office buddies visit

one tries to get dubs and the other is DONTE DA DEMIN KILLR
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>>5753799
>you
>friends
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>>5753799
>Implying you have friends.
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>>5753770
> facial
> not long deep loving swallowing gulps, savoring the last trail of cum on her tongue as I pull away

YOU
ARE
SMALLTIME
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>>5753703
OK ANON WE NEED SOMEONE TO GO TO HSG'S FLOOR AND RETRIEVE SOME PAPERWORK

GET TO IT
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>>5753799

Maybe you are just imagining your friends
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>>5753799
Go into GL LIVE! from the menu then come back, all your invited should show up afterwards.

But they'll still never turn into Friends even if they accepted your invitation on GL LIVE! because Gameloft is shit.
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>>5752058
Unrelated, but reminds me of:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solar_storm_of_1859
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>>5753798
dude, you didn't have to do that, it's just a minor usability update.
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>>5753799
>>5753799
What's really annoying is when the music just stops and the only way to get it back is a phone restart
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>>5753844

Done that, it takes me to the login page and then when I login, it takes me to Gameloft Live!, and then when I exit and go back to it it still says I have no friends, and then I have to log in again.
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>>5753748
When I can draw, imma make so many composite ponies.
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>>5753874
REUNICLUS
WHERE
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>>5753749
Who's your favorite pony?
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>>5753726
Oh God, I'm beginning to like this par. Imagining Octavia with a very posh voice and Scratch with...basically Dash's voice.
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hnnng'est pony
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0X8Fso17whe
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>>5753870
Mine does this too
I can log in and it tells me to log in
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFb7ExHlvLY
this makes me think of pony
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>>5753891
PONK
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>>5753891

Pinkie.
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>>5753892
>not a cockney accent
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>>5753891

"...that really good one. You know who I mean, that pretty one who has nothing wrong with her."
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>>5753891
Pinkie
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>>5753891
Spolier: He doesn't have one and doesn't feel the need to
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>>5753891
Fluttershy
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>>5753891
OH NO

ITS THE TRIGGER QUESTION

>the office explodes into an hour long argument
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what does it feel like to slide your hard cock into someone's hot hole and hear them gasp in pleasure
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>>5753891
That pink and happy one, what was her name again?
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>>5753918
Princess cakeslut?
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>>5753856
Oh thank God.

fyi this thing is going to be MASSIVE. Expect two pictures.
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>>5753891
I get out my 50 cal and coolly say "Fluttershy"
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>>5753935

Like bags of sand.
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>>5753891
Umm..

Flu-I mean, P-pinkie...
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>>5753891
The one who wants to fuck me as much as I want to fuck her.

Hint hint: she's fictional.
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>>5753935
You make it sound like that's the only sensation.
It's not like there's an entire entwining of bodies that has to occur to enable that or anything.
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>>5753935
Maybe we could find out together. Where do you live?
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>>5753902
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1F7aPL4IUiU
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this place has too many pinkiefags
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>>5753665
Which reminds me, guess what's getting a sequel?
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oh god I'm hitting remove unchecked posts but it isn't doing anything.

do I really have to do this again and manually?
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>>5753981
Too Many Pinkiefags, you say?
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>>5753988
Have you tried reinstalling the script?
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>>5753996
that's exactly what i said
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>>5753985
So is that MODOK or Zordon
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>>5753999
That would involve refreshing the page and losing all his selections. Unfortunately looks like that might be the only option.
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>>5753787
Friend request sent ;)
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>>5753910
How does this strange man react?
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>>5754025
;(
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>>5754030
He shows us his ships.
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>>5754030
>rape
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>>5753999
I did, but it would mean to refresh the tab.

>>5754024
Yay.
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>>5754030
His neckbeard bursts from its hiding place, and he berates Anon for not having Fluttershy as his favorite pony.
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>>5754030
uh oh

you triggered his trap card

now the office will argue for hours
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>>5754030

He asks us his opinion on PankaDash.
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>>5754030
PONKA PA?
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>>5754043
>shippers are like drug dealers or fake rolex salesmen
>they keep their ships in their trench coats, whispering offers from alleys
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>>5754030
Lawsuit.
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>>5754057
Trap card?

Or trigger word.
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>>5754030
>"LEL SO RANDUM XD /) *HOLDS UP SPORK* XDD... brony pls"
it's that one guy who calls everyone who disagrees with him a brony
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>>5754069
>>
Oh also, subby, fyi. When I open posts responding to posts with 4chan X and check them off, the script doesn't reveal them.
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>>5754030
He puts his hands on his hips and says "THAT'S not how you say "Panker Poe!" and a collection of guys pop out from around their cubicle walls and imitate a laugh track
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Why aren't you drawing?
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>>5754101
hands busy with penis pinkie
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>>5754101
Because I'm writing.
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>>5753917
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16unbKR8hW6
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>>5754030
This man seems visibly upset by your choice of pony. Better get out of here before--
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>>5754101
watching DBZ
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>>5754125
what's that?
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>>5754101
You can't make me.
I'm free now.
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>>5754030
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1l27EKEPM3o
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>>5753648
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BiXchtOR6G
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>>5754125
QUICK
HIDE IN THE NEAREST CUBICLE
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>>5754120
That doesn't count as writing.
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>>5754125
Quick, to the copier!
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>>5754147
>>5754149
we voccarro now?
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>>5754101

I can't be fucking bothered standing up and searching for new tips for my tablet pen.
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>>5754125

Go get the files to be uploaded from the drawfag table.
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>>5754143
please tell me you didn't quit
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>>5754154
It's not pony, and it's not for MLPG. It's an original story to succeed my other already published novel
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How do tripfags work in the office?
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>>5754181
>IM-FUCKING-PLYING
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>>5754181
I thought you already finished Jam
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>>5754181
put ponysex in it
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>>5754149
What the shit
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>>5754186
They don't, they just walk around and shout at people, like they think they're better.
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>>5753570

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UEVTdUDV6T

A quick announcement from the Management...
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>>5754201
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18aWrRe8GNk
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>>5754044
Run.
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>>5754149
> you will never be the lost little girl
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>>5754186
Deaf just walks around the floor with his hands behind his back, looking at what people are doing from over their shoulders, occasionally joining conversations in progress
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>>5754247
Abscond!
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>>5754247
submit
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>>5754240
Good show anon
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>>5754247
well that escalated quickly
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>>5754266
>this plan
Oh shit, you're right. You can't rape the willing!
>>
is that an implied penis?
>>
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2012/11/new-lunar-republic-needs-signatures.html
>"Midnight Shadow, the leader of the New Lunar Republic, requires signatures to get Luna more airtime in the show!"
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>>5754247
QUICK, CONFUSE HIM WITH APPLEJACK'S HAT!
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>>5754240
My fucking sides
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>>5754287

>coaxed into a snafu
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>Starswirl as Invoker

I can jam to this.
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>>5754326
>Lyra as Lion
>Because of the hand

2gud
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>>5754287
3/10 made me look
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>>5754259
You escape to another cubicle. A voice greets you. Who's cubicle is this?
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>>
intra-office relationships are a no-no at the MLPG Corporation
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>>5754345
Ross'.
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>>5754345
Terse
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>>5754345
Forgot the fucking image
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>>5754345
Deafdefiler.
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>>5754326
>Starswirl
>more powerful than Twilight
Should have been the other way round.

Also, Celestia should have been Zeus. my husbando
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>>5754359
Rose's.
I wanna see the spaghetti
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>>5754345
my penises
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>>5754357
"Hi guuuuuuuuuuys~! Are you watching Wakfu? Holy shit, watch something good for a change, you fucking proles!"
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>>5754354
>Implying
There's a bowl of rubbers and anal lube by the bathroom door
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>>5754392
terse stop pretending to be yourself
and stop posting too
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>>5753450
Oh okay cool.
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>>5754345
Chip the Spehss Mehrine
>>
ATTENTION
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mBodsXYfyP
ATTENTION
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>>5754412
>pretending to be myself
That doesn't even make sense!
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>>5754335
>Fluttershy as Nature's prophet
>Celestia as Keeper of the Light
>Daring Doo as batrider
>RD as Storm Spirit
>Derpy as courier
>Dat squeek
9/10 vid all the way
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>>5754412
how can you pretend to be yourself
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>>5754432
Now I'm just envisioning MLPG as ReBoot.
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>>5754433
>implying terse is terse
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>>5754432
>not doing the anti-fanfiction ranting ourselves and claiming the massive insurance payouts
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>>5753319
No, I meant plushies like this

>>5751833

Sorry for this awkward posting, working on hiding non-workplace related posts
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>>5754437
Link?
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>>5754462
We aren't nearly as heavily censored.
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>>5754373
Starswirl has been alive for a good thousand years.
You expect Twilight to be more powerful then he is?
Dudes fucking Merlin.
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>>5754465
>>
wow my ass is on fire
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>>5754478
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3E5FFFYRUgI
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>>5754432
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0d84f45GPOX
Humans taste like....FISH
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>>5754437
luna as
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>>5754490
But Celestia explicitly says in the pilots that Twilight is the most powerful unicorn she's ever seen, and she must surely have been around when Starswirl was.
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>>5754500
EXPLAIN
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>>5752572
For the hell of it, MKVs. MKVs are now remuxed with MKVToolNix instead of with ffmpeg.

S3 E01:
FLV: https://rapidshare.com/files/2109875542/My.Little.Pony.Friendship.is.Magic.S03E01.The.Crystal.Empire
.Part.1.360p.WEBRip.h.264-ANON.flv
MKV: https://rapidshare.com/files/1629046309/My.Little.Pony.Friendship.is.Magic.S03E01.The.Crystal.Empire
.Part.1.360p.WEBRip.h.264-ANON.mkv

S3 E02:
FLV: https://rapidshare.com/files/2262652325/My.Little.Pony.Friendship.is.Magic.S03E02.The.Crystal.Empire
.Part.2.360p.WEBRip.h.264-ANON.flv
MKV: https://rapidshare.com/files/3095942706/My.Little.Pony.Friendship.is.Magic.S03E02.The.Crystal.Empire
.Part.2.360p.WEBRip.h.264-ANON.mkv
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>>5754505
thats because starswirl was an alicorn
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>>5754500
>Uploading without flipping
Why
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>>5754494

You should probably get that checked out
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>>5754515
APPLEY
I LOVE YOU
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>>5754505
Perhaps Starswirl.
Has wings too.
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>>5754515

wo

thanks dude
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>>5754497
HUMANS TASTE LIKE


SHAZBOT
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>>5754528
How do you even manage to have so many screenshots of BG ponies?
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>>5754505

Actually she may not have been. Twilight/Clover The Clever says that Starswirl was her mentor doesn't she? And that was before Celestia and Luna were around
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I was reading the little bio of my ponies and noticed that Braeburn is called "La Prima" of Applejack in spanish..."prima" is female cousin.

So, yeah...
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>>5754497
http://vocaroo.com/i/s067R7vKKqDp
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>>5754572
>>
>>5754572
braeburn confirmed for no penis
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>>5754572
HAHAHAHAHA.
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Don't know if someone already asked this, but how would the hiring process be at MLPG Corp?
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>>5754518
>>5754531
It all seems so simple, in hindsight

>>5754549
Was it? The timeline never makes an explicit mention of whether the alicorns were around at the time of the establishment of Equestria, does it?
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>>5754572
Does tacospeak differentiate between stallions and geldings as far as gender pronouns go?
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>>5754548

My pony folder is a background pony singularity
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>>5754578
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fidPzEztEf
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>>5754515
>rapidshare
>why.jpg
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>>5754597

>Do you like discussing MLP?
>No
>You're hired!
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>>5754602
Yes.
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>>5754597
>Do you like ponies?
>Are you a brony?
>Can you contribute?

Answering yes to any of these questions means immediate disqualification from the hiring process.
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>>5754599
When talking about Discord, Celestia says he was already ruling Equestria before she and Luna came.
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>>5754599

The play wasn't historically accurate
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>>5754515
Holy shit Applejack you are alive! Thank you very much nigga, keep up that great work you've been doing these two years!
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>>5754181
>published novel

A real novel? Jetfire?
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>>5754609
>find_me_a_better_filehoster.apng
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>>5754603
HOLD THE PHONE!
>>
>>5754497
A GENTLE REMINDER
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17XKwCp6tqd
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>>5754599

Well their absence in the narrative, the presence of a Unicorn King and the fact the Unicorns were raising the sun and moon themselves seems to imply the princesses were not around.
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>>5754602
Yep. They have a lot of horse culture to their horse related lexicon is huge
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>>5754634
Yeah, I was just thinking whether "Equestria" refers to the nation or the planet inclusively, as there seems to be a certain degree of interchangeability there. I dunno. You're probably right, I'm just overthinking things.

>>5754640
I teeter between both sides on this question.
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>>5754646
Core Malfunction
It's only locally published in my state
>>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7d4tWHf22K4

>not giddying up
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>>5754548
>>
>>5754676
What's it about?
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>>5754572
Dooks isn't the world's best translater
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>>5754659
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Ul8fK4TLEB
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>>5754696
>posting ear rape
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>>5753798
Oh man, someone reposted my art. Is this what it feels like to be happy?
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>>5754697
My name is James too, bro
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>>5754719
No.
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>>5754642
>>5754529
>>5754541

Welp, that answers the "should I keep it up" question. I'll see y'all weekly, then.
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>>5754754
DO YOU LIKE APPLEJACK?
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>>5754744

Oh that's cool bro

It's a good name
>>
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/screengrab/

>not compatible with my version of FF

Anyone have a method of screen capping an entire page?
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>>5754754
AND SUDDENLY HE WAS JACK THE RIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEER
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>>5754789
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/screengrab-fix-version/
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>>5754799
Thank you!
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>>5754784

I know the person in this image. He used to invade my sexual personal space for laughs.
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>>5754797
Stop crying like a child
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>>5754606
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Nj4iSEShVI
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>>5754809
Fantano?
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>>5754754
Have a cute Applejack for your work.
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>>5754599
Or perhaps he was very powerful, and she just doesn't want to talk about him around Twilight.

What if he fucked up, went down a wrong path, something she doesn't want history to know about?
What if hes just 'dead'.
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>>5754809
>tfw I live less than 20 minutes away from Fantano
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>>5754781
What, the liquor? S'alright.

>>5754797
That's always been the joke.
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>>5754809
You knew Anthony Fantano?
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Oh my heart
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>>5754837
> Applejack_hones_her_PUA_technique.png
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>>5754842

He told me he was called Jonathan. I have not seen him for many years.
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GUYS
HAVE WE DISCUSSED TWILIGHT'S NECKLACE?

I KNOW IT'S BEEN AGES SINCE THE AD AIRED BUT DID WE NOTICE IT?

>Implying Magic Duel isn't going to be the EOTY
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>>5754842
>>5754831
>>5754822
We super /mu/ tonight
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>>5754820
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xkxVn5KGgB
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>>5754837
Why do ponies on hind legs just a little taller than ponies on all fours?
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>>5754866
I bet it's a family heirloom that ends up being super-important.
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>>5754869
look at that beautiful face
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>>5754837
PONY
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>>5754876
Haven't noticed that...weird.
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>>5754866
Banishment trinket.
Won't let her in the vicinity of ponyville.
Trixie didn't realize what it would do to the rest of the town, and figured it was a nice, cheap revenge item.
>>
>>5754578
>>5754606

So THIS is what Nachos and Ross sound like...
>>
MLPG YOU'RE PONYING TOO HARD YOU HAVE TO STOP
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>>5754866
Yeah we're pretty sure it's trixie in magical disguise due to the amulet
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>>5754866
I'm thinking it might be what Twilight uses to counter Trixie's necklace if that one picture is to be believed. No clue why she turns them into fillies though.
>>
i want to slap smug applejack in the face with my cocks
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>>5754915
>No clue why she turns them into fillies though.
The answer is >rape
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>>5754869
>implying that's a bad thing at all
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>>5754866
>Trixie gets a pendant like in the flash assets
>She smashes Twilight
>Twilight is exiled
>Twilgiht finds another pendant
>Comes back and is crowned god emperor of ponykind with her new found power

Calling it now
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>>5754926
Filtered. Finally filtered.
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>>5754876
because when standing on all fours they keep their leg joints at an angle while they stretch them out while standing
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>>5754915
To sneak them into one of Trixie's post-victory shows, probably.
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>>5754943
ssssssssss
>>
Alright, captured the whole thread. Time for editing.
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>>5754934
>Trixie still wins
>Twilight is banished for the rest of the season, except in the finale 2-parter when she returns
>Trixie all ep every ep
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>>5754963
excellent
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>>5754915
She's super smug
So I bet it's a return where she slaps Trixie's shit by doing next to impossible things
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>>5754911
>>5754911
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gRv5EMf0Dr
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>>5754963
Huh, why not use Foolz?
>>
What happened to the guy who was drawing office shenanigans?
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>>5754980
Huh?
>>
>>5754971
>FIM wins every daytime emmy it's eligible for and some that it isn't
>>
>>5754991

He got raped to death by ponkhateanon
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>>5754980
Because hes Sentenal.
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>>5754992
http://archive.foolz.us/v/thread/162525006/
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>>5754978
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vmSPmG08dO
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>>5755003
Oh, well because I don't want the whole thread being saved, and people wanted caps.

Or can certain posts be saved from a thread?
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>>5754995
>EqD cannot handle the bandwidth.
>It has to shut down.
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>>5754997
how sad
we should bury him in a clamshell
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>implying macho man randy savage would be fluttershy's BF
>>
Oh my god, Milkmare has her own general now. And it has adorable art like this

>>5737620
>>5753796

(inb4 piss, I came across it on the 'booru first)
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>>5755029
>Sethisto has a heart attack
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>>5755038
>BF.
>Not Wrestle Partner.
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>>5755040
>now

Nigga, that OC has its own thread at the same time "we" discovered.
>>
Which pone is most comfy?
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>>5755056
Yeh, but I didn't think of it as a fully fledged general with archived threads.
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>>5755040
I have the strangest boner right now.
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>>5755067
Fluttershy, followed closely by Pinkie
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>>5755067
Obviously Fluttershy
Half of her body mass is soft silky hair
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>>5755067
Celestia, you could rest your whole body against her.
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>>5755072
This is what Red Ribbon fags have to do.
>>
>>5755102

Extensions...
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>>5755102
Why that face?
>>
>>5755114
The dudes in the Milkemare thread seem to like RR too. It is a "crotchtits general" after all.
>>
Let's bounce
>>
Which pony would you most want to give a thorough and extensive massage?

By the time you're done they're a nearly unresponsive puddle of relaxed pony with a big goofy grin on their face.
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>>5755102
>Softy silky fake hair extensions
>That are full of animal fur and feces from her home
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>>5755122
She doesn't like being cuddled.
Or touched.
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>>5755116
>Just like how Twilight thinks Ponyville is nothing but muddy roads and low class roofs
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>>5755131
I'M BOUNCIN'
WHOOP
WHOOP
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>>5755131
Bounce?
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>>5755137
NMM
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>>5755122

Think about it. Would you want to be touched by you?
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Which Pone would run with you and say encouraging words while you try to get in shape
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>>5755137
Twilight.

I wrote a story to that effect as Agent Haha.
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>>5755156
But anon, I love touching myself.
>>
Tell me something interesting.
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>>5755122
You were considering calling someone else the most cuddly

She's got very low self esteem
That might tip her over the edge
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>>5755114
But I don't want to do that
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>>5755157
Dash, though "encouraging" is questionable.
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>>5755149
To be fair, FS never denied having them.

It was left ambiguous
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>>5755067
Anypony willing to put on a hundred pounds.
>>
"crotchtits" or "crotchboobs".
Which do you prefer?
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>>5755157
Gilda
She's my lifting bro
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oh whoa
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>>5755182
Neither
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>>5755182
Yes.
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>>5755157

Rainbow Dash would train you, but because you have no motivation, she would be like Bruce Lee and basically [force] you to do it.
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>>5755191
>
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>>5755191
i want that picture
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>>5755170

The active ingredient in most toothpastes is called sodium fluoride. Sodium fluoride can be lethal, young children using regular toothpaste with this ingredient should be monitored. Even swallowing small amounts can cause stomach problems or worst.
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>>5755170

In the android version of pony game, if you exit the game and set the device to "airplane mode" if you have it, the ponies that normally are only available via the balloon pop game suddenly become available for bits.
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>>5755040
God help me, there's a non MLPG /mlp/ general I kind of want to hang out in.
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>>5755195
> Twilight_defends_her_porn_stache.png
Really at this point it's her porn-puter.
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>>5755215
What, what, what, really?
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>>5755177
She actually seemed pretty upset about the accusation.
Anyone else would have blown it off as a bunch of gossip and lies.
She broke the fuck down, like the town learned a deep secret of hers.
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>>5755191
DEATH TO GOOGLE
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>>5755205
Rainbow Dash is lazy as shit and impatient to boot. She'd get fed up if you weren't going her pace and ditch you.
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>>5755182
tits. It sounds cuter.
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>>5755182
"Teats" will suffice. But the modifiers juddering, milky, swollen, heaving, and full are appreciated.
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>>5755209
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>>5755228
>fluttershy being over-emotional
gee willikers
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>>5755234

Just like she did to Applebloom, right? Oh wait no, you just don't watch the show.
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>>5755217
>stache

Ok, someone needs to draw Twilight with a porn 'stache now.
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>>5755246
i love you anon
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>>5755234
Gilda wouldn't ditch you...
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>>5755217
>stache
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>>5755215
Is there an in app purchase hack yet?
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>>5755238
You really think so? I always thought "tits" sounded kind of harsh, with "boobs" being the cute alternative.
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>>5755260
No, no, you see, she likes porn with 'staches.

Beards get her off.

Neckbeards really turn her off.
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>>5755223

Try it
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>>5755261
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>>5755256
>waaa my headcanon is more important than canon
RDash is a bitch, deal with it
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>>5755228
>Fluttershy upset that people think less of her
That's out of character isn't it!
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>>5755215
Do they stay there after you go normal again?
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Daily Dose
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>>5755185

>You can do more than that - don't be a wussy! Add a few pounds and push yourself a little!
>Not THAT much, idiot! I said "push yourself," not "kill yourself!"
>Jeez - am I gonna have to babysit you the whole time??
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>>5755314
>People noticing her.
I would think she would go full blown panic attack.
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>>5755328

Yup, so far anyway.
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>>5755334

Well that's... depressing.
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Why do I want to cuddle Pone so much?
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>>5755348
Because you're a horrible person.
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FIRST EPISODES WERE SHIT

WILL NEXT EPISODE BE SHIT?
>>
What if your favorite pone was a colloid?
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>>5755334
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>>5755304

You're the one with headcanon, faggot. If she was the kind of person who was happy with ditching flagging people, she would not have chosen Tank to be her pet. And she would not have trained Applebloom all day when she was shit at everything.
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>>5755359
It's a Pinkie episode
so, yes
>>
>TF2 characters for the PC version of that new Sanic racer
>complete with a remix of the TF2 theme

Oh fucking hell. I'm gonna have to buy this now am I?
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>>5755365
She thought she was hanging out with Applejack all day.
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>>5755378
Tf2 is dead to me
>>
Would you go to your favorite pony's garage sale?
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>>5755371
BUT YOU LOVE PINKIE
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>>5755371
>best songs
>best pony

you best be joking
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>>5755275
Boobs sounds a bit juvenile. Tits... Well, it sounds friendly to me. Like a nickname, right?."Hey, Tits, come here, man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots."

It sounds like a snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new cheese Tits, Corn Tits, Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. Betcha can't eat just one.
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>>5755359
>PANKA EPISODE

WHAT CAN POSSIBLY GO WRONG?
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>>5755430
fpk
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>>5755418
That depends
is she selling her used underwear
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>>5755422
This show has really pretty clouds.
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>>5755334
stop
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>>5755418
Yes
I love Burial
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>>5755281
Not working here ;_;
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>>5755435
Dude you're too high to be posting
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>>5755215
Isn't that in all versions if you turn off the internet access?
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>>5755365
She only followed them around so she could laugh at how bad they are and make herself feel better.
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>>5755451
What is the matter
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>>5755436
besides every pinkie episode being horrible?
nothing i guess.
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>>5755436
>I mean what could possibly go wrong
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You know, I just thought of something. Since GIlda's half-cat, would she retain all the sensitive spots in her feline half that cats would have?
Would she have a very sensitive spot near the base of her tail that would drive her to distraction if you massaged it?
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>>5755435
That's pretty interesting. I think I like "tits" now!
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>>5755471
Yes.
And god help you if you moved your hand away.Or you better have reflexes of Jackie Chan.
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>>5755334
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>>5755470
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>>5755471
>scratch it hard
>she starts making a weird face
>as you keep on it she begins mumbling and licking her beak uncontrollably
>the moment you stop her fist hits your face
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>>5755458

Did you exit the game entirely? You have to stay in airplane mode when you go back in.

The only pony that is strangely not affected is snails, he will still cost balloon popping thingies.

Time Turner, Trixie, Caramel, etc all go for bits though.

2400 for TT and 27,000 for caramel
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>>5755435

George, pls.

Pls come back. We miss you. ;_;
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>>5755435
george carlin please go dead
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>>5755461
>>5755487
It's a direct quote from George Carlin, you jackanapes.
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>>5755471
There's one way to find out.
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>>5755471
Yes
If you scratch it for long enough she rolls over on her back and stretches out
but if you try to rub her tummy she attacks your hand
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>>5755422
She's a good pony but her episodes are usually so shitty
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>>5755378
>Banjo mentioned in article
Maaan. It is such a fucking shame what happened to that series.

Fuck you, Rareware. Fuck you hard.
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>>5755458
double tap the home button so that the little bar of recently opened apps appears. Press and hold the pony game until it shakes and a little red circle with a dash in it appears. Tap it, and the icon should disappear. Put it in airplane mode then and then open the game again.
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my penis is private proprperty
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>>5755471

>pet her down the length of her back
>when your hand touches the base of her tail, she involuntarily lifts her ass in response
>"What are you doing back there?! Stop that!"
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>>5755505
>memorizing pleb tier comedians
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>>5755500
Oh you are right! I was only checking Snails, oh what a shame I don't have enough bits to buy Trixie at least.

Thank you very much this is REALLY useful, have some best main character in return!
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>>5755539
>she involuntarily lifts her ass in response
>she also lifts her tail
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>>5755531
http://www.rare.net/

Reminder.
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http://ipv6.backpack.tf/id/76561198050487099

IS THIS ONE OF YOU LOT?

look down for the Villain's veils, and their names
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>>5755584

it's me
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>>5755547

Welcome!

The game thought it could deny me background pones

It was wrong
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>>5755547
I would cuddle with Jester Pinkie. Maybe rub her butt a little if she let me.
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>>5755610

I pity the man who gets between you and your ponies.
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>>5755584
>OC as icon
nope.avi
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>>5755615
>Her butt honks when you touch it
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>>5755584
Yeah that's mine. You want to buy the set? I'll cut you a good deal.
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>>5755149
I think its funny how they slandered Twilight by describing Rarity

And slandered Applejack by describing Dash
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>>5755632
>try to play simple songs with her booty
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Don't do it anon.
Don't do it.
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>>5755632
>>5755646
that's not lyra
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>>5755670
I said I want to put my hands in your bow.
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>>5755260
I have one of those! This extensive collection of pony pics is finally paying off!
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>>5755670
I want to put your bow in your tail.
I bet it'll look cute.
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>>5755615
>not wanting to snuggle piggie pie instead
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>>5755670
No Applebloom, I said I wanted to pet your hair
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>>5755584
>Rarity's Panties
>Pinkie's Panties

I WONDER HOW THOSE SMELL
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>>5755708
Like squid and cotton candy, respectively
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hey mlpg, what's happening?
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>Your living room is a disaster scene.
>A small red dot is seen darting across the carpet, a swearing mass of feathers and fur close behind it.
>"Stupid. STAND THE FUCK STILL SO I CAN KILL YOU!"
>You turn off the laser and Gilda looks around confused.
>W-where did it go?"
>As she looks up towards the ceiling you turn it back on.
>She leaves a hole in the area of the ceiling where she saw it.
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>>5755685
lyra is not real
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>>5755702
What if Piggie Pie in jester costume?
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>>5755737
[citation needed]
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>>5755737
then what the hell is my penis in?
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>>5755756
your imagination
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>>5755601
>>5755634
No

just wondering how such man can be so rich

I mean rich in Tf2

im a 2000+ hours user and i only have so few

I have an unusual though
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>>5755739
The bells would keep me up
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>>5755760
his penis is imaginary?
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>>5755734
>use laser pointer to lead gilda to a little red fluff ball
>you had no idea how finely those things could be shredded
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>>5755737
I see no reason not to believe Lyra is not real
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>>5755734
>she finds some catnip growing wild in your backyard
>spends the next three hours rubbing against you
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If I have a waifu can I have a husbando as well?
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gilda is disguting
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>>5755790
Are you a slut?
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>>5755790
Only if you want to cheat on your waifu
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>Be writing fapfiction
>The perfect word I could use for this sentence is ''musky''
>Have a kneejerk reaction against it because it has been used to death

what do
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>town full of parasprites for days
>not enough elements of Magic

FUCKING ELEMENTS OF MAGIC, HOW DO I GET THEM
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>>5755737

Somewhere, in an alternate reality, Lyra is posting the very same thing about YOU
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>>5755805
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>>5755808
Who isn't?
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>>5755813
Shift+F7
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>>5755824
And in another alternate reality Lyra is actually a good pony!
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worst pony
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>>5755813
Keep it
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does it look any good?
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>>5755780

>smooth the feathers on her head and pet her back while she sleeps
>she starts to purr
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>>5755849
and in yet another alternate reality you aren't a faggot
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>>5755854
Silly anon

that is not picture of APPLEJACK
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>>5755861
In every reality you are a still a butt
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>>5755808
I would like to be, but social anxiety prevents me from being who I really am.

>>5755810
So if Pip is my husbando I can never know the pleasure of spit-roasting him with my waifu, Rarity, while he wears the prettiest of dresses?
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>>5755849
Fuck you
Lyra IS a good pony
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Anyone got the pastebin of names for ponegame friendan?
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>>5755857

No. No Anon no. No it doesn't anon. No. It does not. No. No.
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>>5755860
>Blow on her feathered crest
>It twitches, all her feathers fluff up and she rolls over.
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>>5755849

truly you are Vlad the Implier
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>>5755880
wow

they are totally fucking
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>>5755880
>Twilight's spaghetti arm
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>>5755880
oh god I can't stop watching Twilight's arm just... disfiguring itself over and over

it's both hypnotic and horrifying
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APPLEJACK HAS

NO EPISODES
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Dubs tell me what to draw.
Anything
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>>5755880
HOLY SHIT THAT TWILIGHT'S FRONTLEG
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>>5755908
derpy is a very ugly pony
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>>5755908
Anthro Scootaloo getting railed by Soarin
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>>5755908
Weaver-style horse cock
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>>5755908
Gilda, catnip and anon.
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>>5755908

Gilda dancing.
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>>5755908
The CMC riding on the Hulk's back.
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>>5755908
dash preening fluttershy wings sexually
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>>5755908
Nanaki Crash: The new hit flash game
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>>5755908
lyra in a fancy hat
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>>5755908
Bro x Dash shipping
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>>5755933
WE HAVE A WINNER
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>>5755933
We have a winner!
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>>5755908
Fluttershy and dash cuddling
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>>5755908

Sweetie Belle dressed up as Pinkie Pie for Nightmare Night.
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>>5755737
>Bootytunes
unf
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>>5755933
>>
>>5755908
Applejack squashing Rarity
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>>5755942
>>5755943
Anon pls
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>>5755942
Are you me?
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http://www.swtor.com/free/features

ha
AHAAHAHAHAH
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>>5755896
> Scrubs reference
GET OUT
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>>5755882
Look for the General in the Catalog.
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>>5755944
THESE ARE GOOD DOUBLES
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>>5755959
Where do you think we are?
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>>5755896
If only...
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>>5755942
>>5755943
Winner winner

Gilda dinner
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>>5755955
>The ability to run faster (Sprint) starting at Level 1.

This is surely worth my hard earn money.
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>>5755955
didn't leth like this game
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>>5755949
> Bootytunes is Bon-Bon's pet name for Lyra
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>tfw your stump gets moved
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>>5755955

A buddy of mine gave up WoW to play ToR.

And now my brother's trying to convince me to get this game.

All I can think is how far the mighty have fallen.

Not anywhere near as bad as Star Wars: Galaxies, but still pretty disappointing, I think.
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>>5755955
>full access to death with a subscription

well that hardly seems like its worth money
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>>5756004
Mistake

BIG GODDAMN MISTAKE
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>>5756004
WILL YOU WRECK IT?
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>>5756017
Giga pls
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>>5755981
>Only Bon-Bon is allowed to experience Lyra's booty tunes
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>>5755949
>run your finger over her flank
>Lyra moans
>brush a different part
>she moans again, but with a slightly different pitch
>try again in a third spot, another note
>run your whole hand over her
>she groans a chord
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>>5755978
haha, yeah.
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>>5756004
Which pony is the most TURBOTASTIC?
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>>5756016
With the amount of Elites they stick in the normal quests, it is a feature to die.
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>>5755933
You got it.
But for some reason I can only imagine her breakdancing
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Where is new horse?
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>>5756037
I'M GOING TO SHOVE THAT POST RIGHT UP YOUR ASS!
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>>5756067
Nowhere
This is the last one
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>>5756048
>It's Autotuned
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>>5755978
HAHA yeah I remember now.
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I'll make new horse.
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>>5755978
>the city of leth
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>>5756091
Lyra just keeps getting better and better
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>>5756103
whoa long time didn't see this meme
since the Euro actually, only month I've been to /sp/
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>>5756091
Fuck. Now I have to watch Newt Gingrich sing GET MONEY for the next half hour
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>>5756084
Finally... I'm free
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>>5756103
>IS UNDER ATTACK!
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>>5756099
Cool. Also, how are you money/computer wise?
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>>5756040
>Lyra will never eat beans for you
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>>5756117
>>5756122
>Liking autotune.
Disgusting.png
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>>5756160
>denying that sick beat
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>>5756160
>implying a pony that can sing auto tune would be GREAT
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>>5756177
>"Why is that pony singing like a robot?"
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>>5756133

Still struggling, as usual. Filling out job applications, or trying to.
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>>5756238
I see. Well, I will be able to get you money soon.
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>>5756261

Oh, my.
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>>5756238
Good luck man. Joblessness sucks

Shit I wish my min. wage job could help me buy a better tablet. This one's on its last legs


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