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NEW PONE

Old Pone: >>5725485

This threads brought to you by: a very boastful pony.
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CRUDE STEW DO YOU EEL IT APPLEBLOM
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FIRST
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>>5729982
> horsefucking is a gateway drug
Brony pls go
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[whocares]
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I was just about to make the new horse, too!

hmph
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>>5730000
BOWS
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Don't you delete this thread you tripfag.
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>>5729985
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I claim this thread in the name of autism.
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Which pony likes to sneak out at night
and cuddle in other ponies beds
and then leave before they wake up?
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>>5730000
>EEL IT
>tfw you will never feel eel
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>>5730042
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I need to figure out what I'm going to eat this Saturday morning.

What goes well with Pinkie Pies?
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>>5729982
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>>5730051
jesus that's fucking creepy
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If you draw pony porn you are a horse fucker
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>>5730073
fuck off ross
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>>5729982
Considering that Trixie and Twilight can both use magic, we can presume
They're over 30 years old
and
They're perma-virgins
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>>5730097
But Rarity just calls me Anonymous.
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>>5730074
Something cold and silky to attenuate the sweetness.
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>>5730000
so what is this about?
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>>5730102
I'm good sentenal.
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>>5730082
hhhh
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>>5730097
if you post in pony board you are a horse fucker horse fucker
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>>5730097
Oh, dang
Does erotic count too?
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>>5730073

How can you not look at the night sky from afar?

It's millions of light-years away.
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>>5730097
>implying i didn't jack off to horses long before MLP
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>>5730000
It's FEAR, not FEEL
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>>5730140
"It" refers to the world.
Basic reading comprehension, Anon.
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>>5730134
Erotic is even worse than straight up porn
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>>5730153
HOW MUCH HARDER
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>>5730153
> ry ry ry ry
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>>5730082
W-why won't it move
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derpy is a very ugly pony
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>>5730097
>>5730167
Marker Pony why do you keep watching me over my shoulder?

Have you been helped?
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>>5730153
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>>5730153
HAHAHAHAHA
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>>5730027
I won't.
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>>5730153
haha dang
>that slogan
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>>5730153
LET'S DO THIS
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Would you lift with Jessy pone?
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>>5730184
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>>5730167
Gah! What? How so?
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>>5730073
>>5730102
>>5730126
>dick-waving
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>>5730221
I'd spot her
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>>5730221
Her form is terrible
Does she even lift?
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http://www.livestream.com/dooks

Coloring Sleepyhead!
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>>5730224
would you hug this pony
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>gifs doesn't load
Just when I thought the images prolems were fixed.
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>>5729953
>>5729953
but anon
you don't guck these dogs
nor ponies
you masturbate to them, this is quite different from having actual sex
you are just a pathetic "masturbator"
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>tfw Commercial Spam
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>>5730153
that reminds me

who was The Pony /co/ Hates Most for the premiere?

my vote is for Dash for being a cunt as always
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>>5730210
WHAT DO YOU LIKE MOST ABOUT PONES?
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>>5730232
kawaii as hell.
Is TLM a furry if he draws humanized furry things?
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>>5730221
No. I don't fuck curlbros.
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>>5730153
Is that
is that a pony
dangling from one of the ceiling fans?
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>>5730243
...would you not?
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>>5730253
>not Fluttershy for not learning to be assertive
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>>5730253
Gak.
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>>5730126
Jesus.
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>>5730269
i would pretty much anything in a french maid outfit
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>>5730277
i want to know what it's like to have sex using gak as a lubricant
how can i achieve this?
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>>5730253

It was sombrero
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>>5730290
Even Aplblwm?
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>>5730290
tell me about your father
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>>5730253
Somber for being the most pointless villain of any show ever
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>>5730263
Yup!
>not having a pony flying around in your room
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>>5730306
crotchtits.
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Autism is nothing to joke about.
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>>5730312
he was pretty chill
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how come mint horse in particular is so cute
she looks just like the other ones
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>>5730193
>not even any cheap dividers between the cubes
what a shitty work envrionment
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>>5730339
it's her butt
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>>5730306
Pretty much every single fetish I have came about from pone. Before I was straight as an arrow and the only thing that really got me all hot and bothered was consensual heterosexual sex in the missionary position for purposes of mutual pleasure
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>>5730350
IT'S SOCIALISM
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>>5730306
>she inserts you into her dick, fellates herself, cums you into her mouth and swallows you
I'm not into any of these fetishes so why is it hot
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>>5730247
You don't get it
I mean if they existed I would,
maybe even
>rape
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>>5730360
You could say that ponies saved your life.
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>>5730306
Yes. Today, my mother brought me a 4lbs bag of cheesecake squares. I saw them, suddenly imagined feeding them by the handful to Princess Celestia, and developed a very confused boner.
I don't know what to do.
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>>5730362
>pony pone
YOU'VE PONIED TOO HARD BRO
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>>5730357
are you sure
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>>5730376
Imagine if thousands of years from now, aliens that happen across our ruined planet find this sentence, the only remaining evidence that anything lived here
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>>5730392
No such thing
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EXCUSE ME
where is the crystal pony pron?
thank you
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>>5730306

Vore, Macro/micro, and inflation/weight gain

Other than that, they've pretty much just made the fetishes I already had much, much stronger.
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>tfw no flugelhorn
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>>5730408
NASTY
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>>5730394
For me it's the white streak in her hair
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>>5730408
Mine negro brother.
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>>5730401
>they unf, contract our fetishes and are in turn ruined as a civilization
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>>5730423
FLÜGELHORN

WITH A Ü

REMEMBER THIS
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>>5730393
>milk-mare_sinking_into_chocolate_milk_sideways.jpg
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>>5730026
holy shit
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>>5730423
>TFW no fluttershy suit
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>>5730448
Jay Bee pls.
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So, how long ago did ponies realize that gay marriage was a complete non-issue because anyone with a brain knows it should be completely legal.
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>>5730448
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>5730448
ahhhh what the hell
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>>5730452
It's ok, we have a Pinkie suit, and that's far better than Fluttershit.
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>tfw just finished that bodyshock horror that was linked back then

holy
shit
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>>5730431
yes I do like that
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>>5730460
If it should be legal, then the bible wouldn't condemn it. Checkmate atheists.
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>>5730448
Dude.
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need pony to pretend to snuggle
stat!
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>>5730301
>tfw aplblwm is happy right now
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>>5730466
You can't spy in a Pinkie Suit, silly
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>Sonic hat for TF2 for buying the new racing game on PC

Shit. Don't make me re-install it. I just got out.
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>>5730456
I can't help it!
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>>5730460
Homosexuality is a horrid perversion. No two ways about it. Fuck you, it most certainly should NOT be legal.
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>>5730390
> your mother gave you a four-pound bag of cheesecake squares

The fuck?
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>>5730478
I wonder if minty pone would mind if I played with her stripe?
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>>5730466
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>>5730452
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>>5730492

Stop posting about being aplblwm's boyfriend goddammit and convince him to draw more Katia porn
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>>5730506
Cool story, mate.
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>>5730475
He kinda looks like Egoraptor.
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>>5730506
Fuck you and your narrow-minded mindset.
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>>5730506
>your rights end where my feelings begin
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IT'S HAPPENING
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>>5730516
>Downgrade
But she didn't turn into Trixie
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>>5730516
>downgrades
You're right, she's only pretending to be best pony, which is even worse than being Fluttershy.
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>>5730516
>downgrades
That's one funny file title there, anon
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>>5730448
help
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>>5730506
I will kill you and fuck the body homosexually
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>>5730551
I see the quality of your gifs is a reflection for the quality of your taste in ponies.
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>>5730566
oh hell no
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What do you think Sapphire Shores would look like as a Crystal Pony?
What if crystal ponies were named according to gemstones, like the Spinel family, or the Ruby twins?
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>>5730523
>>5730536
>>5730537
>>5730556
>intolerance of other's beliefs
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>>5730566
GET YOUR BLEACH OUT OF MY RAINBOW COLORED EQUINES

YES I MAD
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>>5730566

>no mustache

horrible Twilight.
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>>5730593
She would look SEEEEEEEEEEENSATIONAL
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>>5730566
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>>5730575
But the quality of your gifs don't state the quality of the content in it, silly.
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http://www.livestream.com/dooks

Panka on a balloon coming up next!
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>>5730595
All I said was cool story, mate.

You're in a thread fulla people talkin' about cartoon ponies.
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>>5730612
Not always.
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>>5730516
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>>5730613
>me in charge of pics
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>>5730631
>lying in your filenames
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>>5730631
10/10/10/10/10/10/10/10/10/10/10/10/10/10/10/10/10/10/10/10/10/10/10/10/10/10/10/10/10/10/10/10/10/1
0/10
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>>5730595

Fuck you and your beliefs.

But seriously. This belongs on /pol/
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>>5730639
Thanks Dook
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Crotchtits are smalltime, try udders.
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>>5730623
> she wants to blow your flugelhorn
> which translates to skin flute
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GODDAMN IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
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>>5730595
Your beliefs suck.
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>>5730631
Better.
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Since we mint horse now
What would you do with your own minty horse
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I suck at nightmaremoon
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>>5730667
you like Octavia, don't you Anon?
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>>5730672
Who are you?
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>>5730631
You are a great nigga.
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>>5730666
No, "Flügelhorn" means "wing horn".

>>5730669
You suck.
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>>5730676
make her teach me magic
kill her if she failed
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>>5730631
wow, even the changeling seems angry about having to be 2.3
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>>5730666
No it doesn't, it translates to wing horn.
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>>5730676
Comb her mane.
Feed her apples and carrots.
Run through fields with her.
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>>5730631
where's that reversed gif of pank putting on the fluttersuit?
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>>5730686
Yes.
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>>5730687
Another drawfag.
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>>5730694
Who wouldn't...
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Who would win in a fight?
Celestia or Jesus?
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>>5730714
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>>5730689
Ich nicht Deutsch sprechen
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>>5730639
that's nice
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>>5730639
>my birthday is in 10 days
>realize no one loves me or cares about it
I hate birthdays
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>>5730556
I love this gif so much
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it's true
i really do
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>>5730716
Oh yeah, you.
I recognized the tripcode but couldn't remember what you do.
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>>5730715
oh wait your that avatar fag

your image files are exactly the same, your just posting without your unusufull trip
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>>5730724
First I need to understand the context.

Why is Celestia fighting Jesus?
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>>5730687
Your new is showing, anon
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>>5730676
cuddle
brush mane
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>>5730698
But that makes no sense; none of the crystal ponies (barring Cadence) have wings.
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>>5730725
>everyone smiles once panka disappears
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>>5730725
>best_pony_dresses_up_as_worst_pony.gif
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I don't think I like you guys very much.
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>>5730741
Which avatarfag?
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>>5730727
I wish I knew how to sprechen Deutsch.
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>>5730743
Is there evidence Jesus existed?
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>>5730595
it is when your beliefs physically affect others, you should be murdered
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>>5730743
For one true religion status
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>>5730676

Trade her for a Blaziken
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>>5730767
Nigga, please, turn off your trip, you don't know what you're doing.
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>>5730727
W-what? Are you even trying?
"Ich spreche nicht Deutsch."
"I do not speak German."
Now please go away.

>>5730767
NO STOP PLEASE
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>>5730730
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>>5730730
maybe you should get a life instead of complaining about it, some of us are trying to enjoy ourselves here
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>>5730747
> YOU WANT TO MARRY ME?!
Maximum spaghetti

I'm going to call her "Boyardee" from now on.
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>>5730781
ahahaha oh god what
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>>5730778
I don't speak german.
How would I know.
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>>5730761
we don't really matter. but do you like pony?
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>>5730781
Hahaha what the fuck.
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QUICK
NAME 4 MLPG ARTISTS THAT DONT DO PORN
Impossible mode, no butts either
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So, how many of you guys can even name the lesson for each episode?
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>>5730744
B-but he's new too
Besides, I knew he was somebody, I just couldn't remember exactly who he was
>defending yourself on an anonymous imageboard
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>>5730804
Rose, Jessy, GR, Juice.
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>>5730806
>Most of them
>Stop being an aspie
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>>5730772
Yes, execution records.
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>>5730819
You are really bad at this.
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>>5730747
God I love his AnonxPony stuff
I wish he didn't stop making them
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>>5730820
> The Twilight Sparkle-obsessed Trixie
I see where this is going.
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>>5730804

AA, Japanon, Corwin, Rose
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>>5730795
You were just doing such an awful job of not being able to speak it. You didn't even use a translator.
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>>5730816
I get called new all the time
I think the concept of trying to call some one new or old is especially silly on an anon image board.

I just imagine some blind guy yelling at birds thinking they're people.
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>>5730730

Cheer up.
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>>5730802
>flutterzilla_swallowing_pink_pony.jpg
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>>5730806
Don't make me type those allcaps recaps I did yesterday again
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>>5730747
this is seriously the stupidest thing ever
i hate the lyra loves humans fanon
because it's so self-serving

everyone
and I mean literally EVERYONE
meets her criteria
no matter how smelly or dirty or pathetic or stupid
the only qualifier lyra has is "is a human"
so you can pretend she loves you no matter how terrible and awful you are

fuck off
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>>5730778
"Ich spreche nicht Deutsch" translates to "I'm not speaking German" which is ambiguous. If you want to express that you can't speak the language you'd say something like "Ich spreche kein Deutsch" or "Ich kann nicht Deutsch".
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>>5730850
>not ur-a-faget.gif
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>>5730781
10/10
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>>5730835
> the_Question_molests_a_pony.png

God, what is he, Kevin Clash?
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>>5730806
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What the fuck is even happening right now oh man I don't even know
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>>5730730
i love you anon~
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>>5730520
after what happened he is kinda turned off of drawing forever, feels badman
it was a stupid mistake he isn't even looking at the internet again
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>>5730816
>this pic

My daww radar just broke.
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>>5730835
apple hats us
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>>5730856
Geh zu Bett. Ist fast 3 Uhr
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>>5730835
>That's not it...idiot...
>Keep going~

unf, tsundere dash is my fetish
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>>5730856
I cannot german?
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>>5730866

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0V8v3bqSaS4

>forgetting the best part
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>>5730816
Don't worry, I've been around for a long time now.
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>>5730825

Source?

Because all "evidence" I've seen is either from the bible or long after Jesus died.
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>>5730880
good
i'm glad something positive came of it all

but how do you know this
i don't believe you
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>>5730819
>GR
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>>5730892
Futashy please go

... Is that maple syrup?
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>all this Lyra

needs more Bon Bon
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>>5730849
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>>5730913
>eating pones

Vorefags, pls
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>>5730856
Why does everyone on MLPG know german?
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>>5730885
aber ich muss doch noch ponieren
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>>5730913
I think I'm safe in saying tiny ponies are the cutest thing in the universe

like

there is literally nothing cuter than a palm-sized pone
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>>5730856
"Ich spreche nicht Deutsch" could mean both of those. "Ich spreche kein Deutsch" is a little more specific, but "Ich kann nicht Deutsch"? "I can not German"? That just doesn't make any sense.

>>5730885
>drei Uhr
>nicht sieben Uhr
HA

>>5730928
Eh, it's a nice language.
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>>5730921
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>>5730895
why are japan pone so cute
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So, MLPG, are you an Übermensch?
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>>5730938
they'd be so easy to accidently kill
i'd be terrified of sitting on one or leaning over and smooshing one or stepping on one

i'd be a nervous wreck who'd never ever leave his house
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>>5730928
I was being serious though
I wish I knew German.
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>>5730951
You tell me..
>>
All the German I speak I learned from Asuka
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>>5730941
It's a quirk of the language.
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>>5730935
>muss
>not müß
do you even german?
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>>5730938
I would rather have a pone I can hold in my arms and not in my hands. I do not want to crush tiny pone.
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>>5730960
That's how Bob Ross killed his favorite pocket squirrel, you know.
>>
Deutschthread? Deutschthread.

Was macht ihr Schwuchteln um die Zeit noch auf 4chan?
Ich mach auf ``krank''.
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>>5730875
TESS YOU FAGGOT
I thought you died;_;
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>>5730935
>ponieren
>>>/krautchan/
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>>5730941
Think about it. If you can't speak german very well, wouldn't it make sence to say "I can not German"? That way, it reinforces the point that your german is a broken, not very understandable mess.
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Whatcha listening to, MLPG?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzflWcPECwc
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>>5730971
>going to the trouble of digging up the alts
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>>5730938

Palm sized is a bit too small for me anon but I cannot deny the ponies being the cutest thing in the universe part
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>>5730951
They're japanese
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>>5730953

Yes
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>>5730960
But they're marshmallow
If you step on one it'll just flatten out and then pop back into shape comically
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>>5730953
Nein.
Ich bin eine poni
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>>5730961

Then take classes.

Though good luck with learning all the fucking genders for every fucking object.

Why Germany? Why?
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>>5730941
Languages rarely "make sense" and are almost always inconsistent even on their own. Literal translations often look strange, but yes, it is common practice to say "I can't (language)" around here
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>>5730991
The Gray Album.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtfEYuZhDjo
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>11 episodes left
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>>5730980

That's awful
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>>5730980
why couldn't bob ross just have good things happen to him?

at least one artist deserves it
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>>5730995
Where is her mouth?
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>>5730975
But what if they were made of a rubber-like substance?
What if when you pressed down on them they'd do a rubber duckie sound and after you let go of them they'd be all "Ahahaha that tickles!"
>my heart
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>>5730989
yeah
i usually express my inability to speak a language by just shouting whatever nonsensical noises i can make that vaguely sound like that language

so yeah, that makes sense
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>>5730991

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPTm-8YqJfw

Donkey Kong, motherfucker.
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>>5731021
I would make them little vests and hats to wear if they were that tiny.
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>>5730991
Top Gear UK
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>>5731010
Man, I took a few years of german in high school and college. I was always told there were rules for noun genders, but whenever I asked, they would brush it off saying it's not worth learning due to the numerous exceptions, and to just memorize it.

That always pissed me off. English has a lot of elephant words, too. Doesn't mean I wasn't taught proper grammar and phonics and shit.
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>>5731009
*ein Pony.
Großgeschrieben. Wichtig.
>>
TIME FOR GERMAN COMICS
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>>5730991

HE'S GOT FASTIN' BLACK LUNGS
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>>5731021
This kinda reminds me of when we were talking about the memory foam ponies.
Just squish them a bit and watch them waddle around until they unsquished.
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>>5731019
Oh god.

I want to hug him and tell him he's a great person.
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>>5731019
That hurts my soul a little bit.
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>>5730904
while he was shutting down all his accounts I caught him and gave him my phone number
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>>5731015
>>
>Eventually, genetic engineering progresses enough to produce marshmallowy pones
>All criminals are "punished" by being placed under house arrest, and having to snuggle with a pony for 2 hours a day
>All therapists just give patients a pony to squeeze
>Geopolitical conflicts are resolved by deploying ponies until one side loses the will to fight because of snuggly feelings
>everything is wonderful
>>
I've been ponying for the better part of the last 24 hours. What am I doing with my life?
When does the ride end?
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>>5731020

Closed around the lyre I think. I hope.
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>>5730991
The sounds of a woman pleasuring herself next door.

She must REALLY love her Hitachi.

The most awkward part of it is knowing exactly what she's using based on the buzz.
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>>5731047
you have no fucking idea how much chocolate fudge poptart you made me choke on
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>>5731015
>>5731015
>>5731015
>>5731015
>>5731015
>>5731015
>>5731015
>>5731015
>>5731015
FUCK.


EVERYTHING.
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>>5731047

>Cum
>Thought you caught it all with a rag
>Curl up in your blanket to go to sleep
>Wet, cold, and sticky spot of blanket ends up on your back or thigh

An awful, awful feel
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>>5731058
You can't because ________he's dead
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ifrom dead horse
n case any gentlemen-inclined Anons wanted it
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>>5731047
Serves you right you filthy fucker.
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>>5731047
You've just got a little taste of your future
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>>5731047
>not licking your fingers clean after you cum

it's almost like you're not a deviant sex crazed wreck of a human being
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>>5731067
Oh fug DD--:
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>>5730963
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>>5731057
>tfw all you remember from memory foam ponies is spending the night inside memory foam celestia's butt
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>>5731019
D'oh
Right in the feels
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>>5731047

>yfw I regularly cum in my hand and eat it

It's like a special treat from my penis, thanking me for a job well done.
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>>5730982
>streamed earlier today
>posted practically everywhere
>pretty much consistently updated tumblr every day with some shit or other
>dead
I think I might be a zombie.
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>>5731015
FUCK YOU!
THESE WILL HAVE OTHERS SEASONS!
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>>5730715
would you like her even if she didn't smile very much, looking all serious and businesslike all the time?
would you try to help her smile more often?
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>>5731111
TESS DRAW JESTER PINKIE

pls
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>>5731085
cumming on your hands or outside the shower where its not instantly washed away is disgusting
>>
>tfw you wish you had a pretty pony to share all the fucking cheesecake that's been given to you

like seriously why
I am not going to eat all this shit. I had a single plate and now my stomach hurts. Where is cakeslut sunbutt when you need her?
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>>5731111
Unless you put on your name and post new art in every thread, you are ded.
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>>5731119
Subenestrujenbajen
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>>5731112
Think about it!
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DAS SONNENPONY IST DAS BESTE PONY
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>>5731119
why is there a hetdeg on her hat
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>>5731051
Ich danke.
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>>5731073
* Hitachi Magic Wand, I didn't mean she's rocking a Hitachi bike or something

That's what my LAST female neighbor did.
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>>5731136
Pickelhauben were often used to store food in convenient reach for soldiers
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>>5731042
>>5731010
>>5730961
>>5730928

>csq huit ans des classes français
>csq j'ai pas personne avec qui le parler
>csq deviendrai rouillé
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>>5731135
DAT BITCH PONY
DAT'S DAT SHIT I DON'T LIKE
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>>5731134
>12/22/10

I thought that was confirmed in early november?
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>>5731102
Yeah, ok Chris-Chan
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>>5731132

Gesundheit.
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>>5731119
Nigga, das ist so kawaii.
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>>5731111
I'm sorry I didn't know;-;
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>>5731015
>the next hiatus is going to be even longer
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>>5730981
WIE
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>>5731119
Kraut pls zeichne ein Schweizer Kleinpferd
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>>5731149
Bull shit. Maybe if you're like Yossarian or someone.
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>>5731100
>tfw you have a memory foam bed
>tfw because of you guys I can't go to sleep without thinking to myself "This is what Celestia's butt feels like"
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>>5731159
oh god
i remember how weird i thought that was when i read that he did it
now i'm doing it
what the fuck
what have you done to me

fuck you darf
>>
http://www.vice.com/read/the-smell-of-a-boys-anus-the-scented-oil?utm_source=vicefbus

Would you buy a bottle of perfume that smell liked your waifu's anus?
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>>5731149
Oh, cool. Like how murrikans used to use their helmets as bowls for their hickory smoked horse buttholes.
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>>5731194
something something snowdens of yesteryear
>>
Guys, watching old Spongbob episodes backwards is very enjoyable.
The animation and occasionally the dialog is hilarious.
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>>5731197
You are so welcome, friend.
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>>5731202
Do you understand what is happening?
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>>5731080
Added to Feel Works.
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>>5731205
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>>5731200
> smell of a boy's anus
Nope nope nope nope
> as a perfume
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE
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>>5731218
No
But that's par for the course for me
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>>5731212
i cry everytime

no i'm not making a joke

fuck that chapter
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>>5731116
Seconding.
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>>5731128

I wish I had some cheesecake, anon.
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>>5731200
mein gott
it's everything I've ever wanted
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>>5731177
``Kopfweh''.
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>>5731075
>that whole gif
what the FUCK
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>>5731080
Aww, minus the rape, Deaf can be kinda romantic
>>
Turrlight Sprakel
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>>5731205
>good god my semen is so delicious
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>>5731220
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HUwLA57paU
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>>5731222
>attending a sex seminar, and a small bottle of 'vulva' perfume is passed around
>smell is familiar, but can't place it
>finish up at place, fun presentation
>get home
>realize where I smelled it
>grandma's house
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>>5731236
>the only way you can keep the book straight chronologically is by how many missions a tour of duty is during a chapter
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>>5731252
Well yeah
When it comes to males, he can just write what's in his heart.
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>>5731154
>tfw seven years of French class
>can't even respond to this anon properly
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>>5731252
that's not actually deaf
deaf hates gays
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>>5731263
what the FUCK
>>
THE NEW HORSE AIRED.
WHY IS MY LITTLE PONY GENERAL NOT TALKING ABOUT IT?
DID YOU NOT LIKE IT?
>>
Tess, did you do those requests yet?
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>>5731278
I don't hate gays, I'm just not gay myself.
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>>5731286
Yeah, I failed that SAN check hard.
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>>5730981
Lehre geschmissen
nichts zu tun ;_;
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>>5731263
>sex seminar
a what
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>>5731278
Did you say Deaf's Mindbreak?
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>>5731263
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>>5731252
I liked the Braeburn part
he's so handsome, and seems like such a gentleman. a goofy one, but still a gentleman.
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>>5731300
same thing
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>tfw just skipped this super manditory thing for one of my classes and went back to my dorm and fapped to pone instead

What the fuck am I doing with my life MLPG?
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>>5731145

My first thought - or rather it would have been, if she wasn't a Harley kind of girl.
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>>5731287
>Spike saves the day
Do I have to say more how shitty it was?
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>>5731263
>a small bottle of 'vulva' perfume is passed around

Now I'm curious.

What the Hell seminar was this?
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>>5731304
4chan really is a terrible website and you're a bad person for being here.
Me too.
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>>5731252

I miss Metals

he was probably the most romantic dude. Made my heart sing when he would describe what he'd do with the ponies he loved.

no h-homo
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SURE IS DUETSCH IN HERE.

What are the translations for the pone names anywho?
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>>5731276
That' probably because that first thing he put in there is some bastardization of "that feel when" and then going on about (1)he took eight years of class (2)had no one to speak it with and (3)I forget this one.
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>>5731154
>>5731276
>three years of high school french, 6 years ago
>can translate 2/3 lines

>tfw eight years of french classes
>tfw I have nobody to speak it with
>tfw something something something
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>>5730856
Ich spreche deutsch nicht sehr gut.
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>>5731315
Maybe you should just drop out now, SB.
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>>5731309
tumblr pls
pls go
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>>5731287
Well there... Really wasn't much to talk about. We already made all the jokes, a lot of art got did, EVERY preview we'd seen up to this point was from it.
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>>5731119
Kraut, are you German?
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>>5731325
>tfw metals died from an accidental drug overdose
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>>5731287
It was half a week ago, a significant amount of the episode was previewed before it actually aired, and over all it was pretty mediocre to average.

If you have something specific about the premier you would like to discuss feel free to do so.
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>>5731302
Meh, ich würde einfach zur Post gehen und fragen, ob die was für nachts haben. Soll schnell gehen und man kriegt genügend.
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>>5731304
fucking fans of the fandom
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>>5731287

It's been 4 days bro, there's nothing left to discuss.
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>>5731318
I love that picture so much
she's such a beauty
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>>5731339
stop oppressing me
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>>5731325
Example?
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>>5731343
...his name is fucking KRAUT

WHAT DO YOU THINK
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>>5731264
man I still can't

granted I read it a few years ago, but it all kind of blends together

still funny as hell though and heartbreaking at times
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>>5731304
She's like 30 and she's scared by porn? Furry porn? What the fuck with these people?
>>
we Renne quest tomorrow? is LK still banned?
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>>5731304

Hahahahahahahahahaha

Even the show staff despise the piss
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>>5731323
>>5731303
Yeah, basically. Look up Megan Andelloux, she was the presenter. Thought it was going to be like... bland and clinical and whatnot, but it turned out to be really lighthearted and fun.

Plus we all got free vibrator bullets, flavored condoms, and lube samples at the end.
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>>5731344
Oh no, he's just banned for 80 days for posting a horse in a LPS thread on /co/
>>
I'm only a German II student...

I c-can't keep up with all you natives and professionals ;_;
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>>5731375
We are part of /mlp/.
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>>5731363
Dude I can call myself ポニー and still be english
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>>5731393
Wrong.
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>>5731375
and uh
us

they hate us too
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>>5731321

But dragons are best ponies.
>>
READY FLIN
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>>5731315
>letting fapping or 4chan interfere with getting important real world shit done

You need to get your priorities straight, seriously.
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>>5731393

What are the odds she happened to visit at a point when the MLPG wasn't submerged?
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>>5731328
Twilight Sparkle: Zwielicht Glitzer
Fluttershy: Flatterschüchtern Fletterschming
Rainbow Dash: Regenbogen Flitzer
Pinkie Pie: Pinker Kuchen
Applejack: Apfeljakob
Rarity: Rarität
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>>5731287
I liked it.
We had already talked about the important bits and the more obscure.
Like how that book Luna had was either a history book to chronical that days events or Twilight's new lesson book.
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>>5731321
>>5731340
>>5731345
>>5731350
So it airs, we milk it all, and we throw it away until the next episode?
We've been doing this since early 2011, man.
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>>5731304

>tfw Sibsy was offended by our rape jokes.
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>>5731401
Yes, but then you'd be a faggot
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>>5731403
The worst part is that here are people that really thinks like that.
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>>5731370
>porn

Oh, she likes the porn. I don't know where you're getting the idea that porn was what she's disapproving of.
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>>5731376
I've gotta get in on this.
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>>5731392
Mein Deutsch ist schlect. ;_;

and I love the language. My last name is almost unpronounceable German, and hearing people mispronounce it over and over is hilarious.
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>>5731181
but only because you're from the good switzerland.

>>5731343
dreimal darfst du raten
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>>5731418
>tfw you dropped out of college to spend more time on 4chan
And I'm much happier now than I was
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>>5731435
Well since half of the board is porn...
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>>5731373
Yes, same starting times as last week. I'm not banned anymore. Also still not asleep. Also figured out how to stream my Xbox if people want to see me be bad at Halo.
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>>5731427
>not secretly turned on
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>>5731360

I'm paraphrasing, but he talked about how he'd pretend to growl and nibble on Celestia's chin a bit just to make her giggle

it was so lighthearted and such a small thing, but it was so... adorable?
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>>5731422
HOW IS GERMAN DASH?
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>>5731376
>Megan Andelloux
I've gotta ask her how the FUCK you make vulva-scented perfume.

I mean, other than it being kind of alkaline?
>>
i just drank a can of nos and it feels like i'm having a million tiny heart attacks
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>>5731434
>people that really thinks like that
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>>5731422
>Fletterschming
HAHAHA
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>>5731304
>all those "I wanna cum inside ________" threads

Damn, I feel bad for Sibsy.
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>>5731422
>Apfeljakob
Damn, that's a cool name.
>>
>>5731439
What's your name, Anon?
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>>5731448
Go to sleep you insomniac!
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>>5731434
We are not part of /mlp/
/mlp/ is part of us
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>>5731422

>dash
>regenbogen slitzer
>regenbogen

>AJ
>apfeljakob

That sounds incredibly silly to say.
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>>5731422
>Fletterschming
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>>5731446
Do you have a job at least?
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>>5731446

I can already tell that I'm heading down that path.
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>>5731479
That's even worse.
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>>5731447
Half the internet is porn.

She's drawn fanart of the OCs of porn artists.

No. Sibsy's upset because people were slurring Mandopony as a pedophile.

I've really got to assume it was Ross. That's his schtick.
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>>5731455
>Have 3 cups of coffee and a can of that every morning during exams
Get on my level pleb
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>>5731422
>mfw there is so little of my people on 4chan and my language doesn't use the latin alphabet that I will never discuss my culture within MLPG
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>>5731447
She drew some porn oc or something
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>>5731448
Halo? As in the fourth one?
I'd watch any of them, stream that shit
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>>5731454
It wasn't homemade or anything. Commercially available. Let me see if I can find it real quick.
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>>5731487
Fuck off you fucking faggot.
>>
What the FUCK

https://twitter.com/MandoMommy
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>>5731422
i'm still disappointed that applejack doesn't have a swabian accent in the german dub.
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>>5731499
From where do you hail, then?
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>>5731486
I do
And lods of disposable income
feels great
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>>5731499
Hebrew?
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>>5731494
Oh that faggot shitting in our musicians.
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>>5731454
>>5731508
Yeah, here we go.

http://www.vulva-original.com
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>>5731422
GlitzerFlitzer is best ship
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>>5731515
>Is this legit?
I hope people think it's real and it isn't
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>>5731474
Wienecke. I've heard everything from "Wer-neck-ee" to "Wee-nen-eck" to "Wine-eck"
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What do you think was the funniest part of the season opener?

I can't decide between Pinkie in Flutterguise or Shining Armor's fast ball special. Its a real toss up!
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What's with all the nazis in here

We murrikans kicked your ass once, don't make us do it again
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Trip code testing, don't care
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>>5731475
Fine, fine.
>>5731507
Yes. I can stream any of them but was probably gonna do 4. Getting some sleep now though, I'll stram gams in a few hours.
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>>5731538
>>
>studying for a midterm
>get through a paragraph
>oh better stay on MLPG for an hour
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>>5731513

No.

You guys are my only friends.
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>>5731441
shit, didn't intend it to make it that huge.
anyway, swisspone again. now in managable size
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>>5731553
"Vye-neck"?
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>>5731116
>>5731116

>>5731169
all is forgiven my friend
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>>5731567
http://desktopthread.com/tripcode.php
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>>5731538
>GlitzerFlitzer
PERFECT

>>5731553
Weinecke. Vai-neh-kuh. What's so hard about it?
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>>5731563
I liked dash jousting with fluttershy
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>>5731566
>trying to start /pol/ shit
Get out.
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>sibsy would hate & be disgusted by the general just as much as she was by whatever parts of /mlp/ she saw
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>>5731522
Hayastan
Barev Dzez
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>>5731553
Is it 'Vye neck-ah'?
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>>5731577
You've been doing this shit the whole hiatus, if we are your friends like you say please fuck off.
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>>5731572
>a few hours
I'll be asleep in a few hours ;~;
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>>5731583
"Vai-neh-kah"
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>>5731525
doing what?
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>>5731534
> not sure if want
> but probably want
> what is this boner
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>>5731526
Hell no I ain't no Jew
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>>5731584
It's cute, thanks!
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>>5731613
Makes enough sense.
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>>5731593
>implying there's a difference

If you took a hundred posts from the piss, hundred posts from the mlpg, randomized them, you wouldn't be able to tell which is which.
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>>5731538
>not ApfelKuchen
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>>5731592

That's /int/-shit.

/pol/-shit is calling someone a liberal, jew, nigger or socialist.
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>>5731609
Sorry, bro. I have the hardware to do it now so I can do it any time.
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>>5731593
>4chan offends normal people
Why are you surprised
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>>5731330

I was trying to say "getting rusty," but I can't remember how to gerund at the moment.
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>>5731586
It's not hard for me to pronounce, but it's a perfect example of all the little modifications made to vowel sounds in German that the average American knows nothing about.
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>>5731623
Yep. Too many of you leaked in here.
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>>5731592

>joke
>HURR DUR GB2/pol/

Reddit is that way, brony
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>>5731630

What a smart little goyim.
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>>5731614
I drive pizza to people's houses
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>>5731593
thats not so bad.

This is 4chan. Sure the piss is bad, but we have a lot of dirty in jokes and tongue in cheek fetish humor.

MLPG is the best place to pony pony, but that's not really saying all that much
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Stejk nyu… Ty' ne bojsya, E`pplblum!
>>
So let me get this straight. Sibsy hats MLPG because we float on top of an ocean of piss which contained someone who called Mandofaggot a mean name, and when said faggot googled his own name (what an asshole) he saw it and sperged out, and she wants to white knight for him?

Is that about the long and short of it?
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>>5731633
>reddit has dedicated pedophilia
>normal people find it just fine
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>>5731304

>Sibsy comes to /mlp/

The first thing she sees is the FPG
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>>5731607

But you're the only person who ever gets mad at me.

Why does it bother you so much?
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>>5731538
>>5731625
Oh ja, noch mehr funny German puns, please.
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>>5731553
>tfw Cocivera
I'm lucky if people even spell it right. I've never heard anyone pronounce it correctly unless they had latin roots.
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>>5731639
Nononono, fuck, it's WIENECKE. With an "ie".

So it would instead be Vee-neh-kuh. Sorry!
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>>5731593
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>>5731658

>all these lederhosen fags
>no russian moonrunes anywhere to be found

Fuck duetsch, I want to learn the vodka.
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>>5731683
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>>5731657
>tongue in cheek fetish humor.
It's not tongue in cheek. They're serious.

This is what happens when you let THIS MANY furries feel like it's okay to be here.

I miss the days when anthro art was shooed away.
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>>5731657
That's a prettied up description, but nothing excuses /b/tard like behavior.
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>>5731704

Man you can't even SAY anything without being jumped on and called a brony/autist for not liking pone sexually.
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>>5731553

My first thought was "WIN-neck- kee."

I knew a girl with the last name "Weiner" a long time ago - she seemed relieved when I apparently said it right the first time I saw it written. "Wye-ner"
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>>5731688
It's okay. I'm trying to get it changed, anyway. It sounds 2foreign4me. I don't know what I should change it too, though ;_;
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It's pretty clear she mostly saw piss and piss

Remember when Faust showed up those few times back when we were on /co/? She was cool with it and we were a lot easier to find for outsiders back then
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>>5731695
>mfw my grandparents are from Russia and I constantly hear them speaking it
>tfw I'll probably never learn Russian
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>>5731690
This is not in my database. Explanation required. Tags necessarily needed for inclusion.
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>>5731704
anthro art has never anything to do with it jesus christ you're retarded. or was that a joke?
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>>5731700
Rarity Scarlet...?
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>>5731659
Sibsy sees /mlp/. Sibsy sees /mlp/ shit. Sibsy doesn't like /mlp/ shit. Sibsy leaves and doesn't come back.
People outside of 4chan tend to not like the stuff we do on 4chan.
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>>5731704

I've never seen anyone post anthro and not faced with the viking of disapproval.
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what does fletterschming mean
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would you drink your waifu's urine?
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>>5731731
NIETZSCHE
DO IT
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>>5731734
she said she was sick to her stomach from the "humor" so who knows what she saw
personally I thin k she saw us being fucking jerks as usual
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>>5731769
I do it all the time
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>>5731769
Happens occasionally. Usually when there's more levelheaded folks that don't give a shit around.
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>>5731704
If there's one thing in the fandom I can't stand, it's the porn
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>>5731787
Now why in God's name would I be in that kind of situation in the first place?
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>>5731786
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>>5731351

Sums her up pretty well.

It's almost impossible to find a humanized Gilda that isn't good-looking, unless the artist is actively TRYING to make her look bad - I mean, even ROSS' looks decent.
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>>5731786
It's a play on "Schmetterling", the German word for butterfly.
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>>5731724
I know right? People just come up and kick you in the face for not wanting to cuddle pony.
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>>5731793
"Humor" is really vauge to go on

For all we know she meant the "humor" you find in fluffy pony general
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>>5731766
>People outside of 4chan tend to not like the stuff we do on 4chan.
but why not?
>>
Maybe if you guys stopped being so weird and gross other people wouldn't hate you?
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>>5731810
waifu needs to urinate and no toilet?
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>>5731811
Go to bed, Rustle.
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>>5731829
Fuck that
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So, MLPG. I have a dilemma.

Two girls I met on a train want to come see my city, and I'm the only person they know here.

They asked if they could stay at my place, and told them it's kind of small and I only have one bed (a giant 10 foot long bean bag covered in faux fur blankets)

They said that they don't mind me sleeping with me.

I am way too beta to make a move, and I might die from nervousness by getting into bed with them.

I've never even kissed a girl before, let alone sleep in the same ROOM as one.

What do I tell them? I'd sleep on the floor, but don't want to offend them.

Why are they so pushy with sleeping on my bean bag with me? They keep telling me they can't wait, but I have a feeling it's not sexual, because they are WAY too pretty to find me sexually attractive.

Maybe this is normal behavior for sexually active people with social lives and friends, but not for me unfortunately.

So do I tell them to find a motel or just die of a wet dream while they sleep with me?
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>>5731825
Five bucks says that's what she found.
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>>5731829
I want you to sit in my face.
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>>5731806
>filename
>says Anonymous

returd
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>>5731835
Then she can pee on the floor, you nincompoop.
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>>5731740
Animator made tongue in check content of an OC pony. MLPG treated as predicted: Brony content + special attention = pandering + disgrace in Anonymous eyes.

Tags: MLPG, Sibsy, OC, brony, anger, spite, excuses, IaH,
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>>5731850

I'd be willing to bet on that too.
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>>5731835
Well, she can go behind a tree. I wont look and I wont tell
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>>5731845
*mind sleeping with me
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>>5731534
>>5731617

Someone care to tell me why we're talking about bottling the scent of a woman?
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>>5731829
but what would I masturbate to then

really, what do normalfags get off to
>>
2schnell4mir
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>>5731845
Eh. Just enjoy being next to girl for a while you big pussy.
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>>5731829
No one hates MLPG.

the only people who do are the ones who can't tell the difference between horsefuckers and bronies
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>>5731854
SHUT UP NETHAN AUSTISIC SHITSTAIN
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>>5731828

This. Why must my MLP staff heroes of choice be such NORP plebs?
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>>5731857
Added to cataloger. Condolences on promptness of response.
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>>5731829
>caring what other people think
Being polite is completely understandable, but changing who you are to make friends doesn't get you long lasting relationships.

Compromise is inevitable, but you mustn't discard yourself to befriend anyone.
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>>5731838
Nein!
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>>5731845
Two girls are offering to sleep in the same bed with you
suck it up and enjoy it while it lasts
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>>5731845

Offer them the bed and say you'll sleep on the couch or something.

If they say it's no problem... well, then just try not to make yourself look like an asshole.
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>>5731866
It was an admittedly interesting thought.

Anyway, long since done talking about it now.
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>>5731825
>>5731850
>>5731858

No one deserves that.
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>>5731845
Let them fall asleep in your bed and then kill yourself in the bathroom.
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>>5731870
ZU SCHNELL FÜR DICH?
AHHHH, SCHADE!
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>>5731888
MY BED IS MY COUCH

THAT'S THE PROBLEM
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HEY LOOK
IT'S YOUR FAVORITE PONY, APPLEJACK!
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>>5731828
>call everything shit
>call everyone a loser autist
>hate everything
i wonder
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HAIL HITLER
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>>5731885
>this is what virgins actually believe
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>>5731850
The humor was slurring Mandopony as a pedophile.
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>mein Gesicht wenn wir sollten einen deutschen MLPG eröffnen
WARUM DENN NICHT?
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>>5731885
But who you are is a terrible monster

Maybe it's not such a bad thing to change your personality?
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>>5731918
You know, if you went right up to a German and yelled that to their face, you'd get the shit beat out of you pretty hard. And you actually might get arrested.
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>>5731914
OH FUCK I LOVE PINKIE PIE!
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>>5731914
>posting Rainbow Dash
>not posting glorious Neptune
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We could always just have someone sign up to Twitter and ask her what exactly she saw.
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>>5731922
>>5731927
Thanks, kettle, I knew I could count on you.
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>>5731845
>a giant 10 foot long bean bag covered in faux fur blankets
can I come too?
Just chill out and hang with them if they really show up. If there's any moves to be made it'll happen on its own.
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>>5731828
I hope you are joking and actually understand that we are not exactly normal people here.
Most people would be kinda weirded out by the stuff we talk about.
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>>5731845
/r/ing pic of bed-couch thing you've got
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>>5731927
Well I'm not a terrible monster.

I keep my horrific fetishes here so they don't leak out into the real world. Because doing otherwise is impolite, to use an incredible understatement.
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Sometimes I really wish I could talk to the people who work on the show and set things straight for us. About how we got screwed over by the mods, over shadowed by the bronies at large and how no one can tell us apart from the most blatant shitposting since furry spam.

Maybe one day I'll write a book or something.
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>>5731937
This. Those guys are super embarrassed about that shit. It's like 'white guilt' folded in on itself.
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>>5731950
>no u

I honestly haven't heard that in like a year
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>>5731828
Lots of reasons. Mainly most people don't know when to step back, chill and post normally.
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>>5731949
She wouldn't say and you know it.
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>>5731915

>hate everything

But we all like Spike.

He is the hero Equestria deserves.
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>>5731954
>>5731959
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>>5731975
maybe you should post it more often then
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>>5731975
And that's a good thing, trust me.
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>>5731984
I am luke warm to Spike
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So who's pumped for parties made entirely of party horses?
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>>5731986
What are you sweating about. Shut your yap and sleep with those 2 girls.
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>>5731996
Well, that's understandable.
Spike is pretty hot.
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>>5731979

B-but what if we tell her the general is making bets on it? It would slyly introduce her to the only good thread on /mlp/, like inception.
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>>5731978
>dat cognitive dissonance
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>flash in the pan will never come back
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>>5731986
Think about how cuddly it will be
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>>5731984
I have to admit

Holy shit

I would WATCH THE SHIT out of Spike: The Dragon-Born.
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>panka's cupcake animation in ponevidya
my heart!
>>
What kind of cake would you eat off of your favorite pony's butt?

Personally I think I'd eat coconut cake off of Fluttershy's.
>>
Wir toot.
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>>5731924

In a month old thread with 3 replies where one is yes, one is no and the last warned about white knights.
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>>5732032
what
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>>5731987
see >>5731993

Stop being a petty child and realise that you're not a good person.

Which is fine, as long as you stay places like here and don't interact with other people.
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>>5731986
HOLY FUCK THAT LOOKS COMFY
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it isn't what you are, it is what you do, that makes you a monster
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>>5732038
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>>5731978
>post normally
Like you?
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>>5732007
How many parties do you think the Pinkie mob are going to have on Saturday?

Would you say WOOOSHE one million?
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>>5732023
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>>5731984
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oL7PSlUuWPs
That's make Twilight the Double-Face?
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>>5731986
>you will never cuddle with a pony on that giant cuddle mush
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>>5732046
>buy panka
>wait for her to arrive
>follow her around town for a minute or two
>cupcake appears on her chest and falls to the ground
>she looks excited and dives on it
hhhhnnnnnnggggg
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>>5732039
>Implying mlpg isn't constantly slurring people as pedophiles

Except Nathan. He really is a pedophile and deserves the hate.
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>>5731950
>>5731975
>>5731987
>>5731993
>>5732047
Why are you talking to yourself, Anonymous?
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>>5732029
Technically isn't Spike the Ponyborn?
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>>5731986
> fucking fur-lined
Yeah bro
You really need to bed both of those women on that thing
It's your destiny
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>>5732049
Not always
Frankenstein's monster was a pretty good guy
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>>5731986
Where did you buy that beautiful thing, and how much was it
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>>5731986
You sleep in that? jesus that looks amazing
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>>5732050
Oh, nein, wie schrecklich.
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>>5732079
no he wasnt
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>>5732065
And what about her look after she eats it? Even more hnnnnggg.
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>>5731986
oh shit nigger
enjoy yourself, report back
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>>5732022
That is caused by not knowing what you stand for. For example I don't smoke, and even if I am surrounded by smokers, I won't smoke even if they belittle me, and vise versa.
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>>5732095
>implicklich
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>>5732075
it's not fur lined. It's a bunch of fur pelts and faux fur blankets
>>5732081
350 for the giant bean bag
30 bucks each for the furs at a fabric warehouse
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>>5732070
I dunno, you tell me
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>>5732095
>>5732107
That doesn't quite look like proper German...?
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>>5732100

He was at first, until everyone abandoned and hated him and judged him without knowing him, so he killed those people...

Okay, okay - Shrek was a pretty good guy.
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>>5732102
I hope there's more animations like that.

Seriously, seeing little impromptu dance parties or conversations going on is like the best part of the game.
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>>5732079
No he wasn't

He was a monster!

I mean figuratively. He killed a bunch of people. He was a dick.
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>>5731986
its....
its glorious....
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>>5732070
I'm not, I'm telling Anonymous that he's not a good person because I am.
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Quick post a crazy ship.
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>>5732065
>>5732102
why does she leave town again?
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>>5732134
Twilight has a book.
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>>5731967
>it doesn't even sell 50 copies
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What if your favorite pony loves to listen to Seal?
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>>5732134
>das Gefühl
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>>5732146
Gildalestia
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>>5731986
They just want to knock you out and steal your bean bag bed
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>>5732123
Wait wait wait

Some of those Pinkies are galloping instead of hopping

IMPOSTERS
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>>5732117
SAME FUCKING THING

THAT'S A SHAGGING BED, SON

WARM EXCITED FLESH LAZING ON TICKLISH FUR, EVERY MOVEMENT UP AND DOWN ENHANCED BY THE PRICKLING

GO TO IT
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>>5732146
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Crazy Prediction Time!:
You know thhis screenshot of Season 3? We all guessed they would be horses from another country, right? I'm predicting that the episode they appear in, if it isn't magic duel, will be about learning how to respect the different views of other cultures and that not everyone can have the same beliefs and through that lesson, the befriend those horses.

Does that sound plausible for an episode?
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>>5732107
>andeuten
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>>5732125

>>5732107 is some clusterfuck but >>5732095 is legit.
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>>5732125
>>5732150
I'm just fudging it
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>>5732146
I SHIP SCOOTALOO WITH CELESTIA

OOGA BOOGA

COCA COLA AND PEPSI TASTE THE SAME
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>>5732151
I like to listen to Seal
his voice is beautiful ;_;
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>>5732134

Unless you have the android version and the pones just stand by their houses all day and never move
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>>5732123
>that one doing the piggy hop in the background
kawaii~
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>>5732151
Then I'd hear "Kiss from a Rose" very often.
Be funny if it was Rose who listened to that for mood music, eh?
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>>5732178
> normal Equestrians are really short compared to most other sentient horse races
> confirmed for pigmies
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>>5732146
Derpy x Hyrda
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>>5732151
She must be checking on the babies to make sure they're ok. Fluttershy is such a nice pony
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>>5732146
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>>5732178
>slowpoke of the century
oh gosh horses

horses the size of celestia

horses that are not mice

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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>>5732151

My favorite pony listens to David Bowie and Frank Zappa
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>>5732178
Perhaps. Their clothing looks similar, so if not multiple beliefs or customs, then just one being introduced
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>>5732209
how does that post make me slowpoke?
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>>5732161
>tfw bedanon will have his feelings toyed with and get robbed while he sleeps alone on the floor
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>>5732220
oh so you like pinkie pie
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>>5732199
But....ponies are actually practically pigmies.
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>>5731984
>>5732029
>>5732072
>>5732059
>The Dark Knight
>Skyrim
Anyway, how his friends will react if he die before them?
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>>5732199
Dude come on

Ponies IRL are smaller than hornses
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daww
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>>5732229
Oh cool I have a name now!
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>>5732220
So you're pony is a tier-2 /mu/core drone?
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>>5732197
>>5732184
Time keeps on slippin' slippin' slippin'
Into the future
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>>5731986
>tfw we're posting with real life Finn
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>You will never have a ponimouto to cuddle and play vidya with and maybe get a little sexual with
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>>5732233

Pinkie wouldn't even listen to music

her tastes would be "anything but rap and country"
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>>5732123
pffhaha
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>>5732251
Bean bag guy here.

That is not me.

I would never use a trip or name.
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>>5732251

Stop right there, criminal scum. We all have beds, that doesn't mean we can namefag. Back as Anonymous, NOW!
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>>5732238
We've been over this.

He'll live so long anyway he will maturely be able to deal with it in time.
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>>5732228
No no, I am the slowpoke.

The slowpoke is me.

Because I didn't see that image until just now.
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>>5732220
My favorite pony listens to Brahms and Stravinsky
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>>5732243
Aww. Fluttershy is actually a pretty cute horse. I would brush her mane and scratch her ears.

I wish I was roommates with a pony.
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>>5732253

>/mu/
>enjoying David Bowie or Frank Zappa

Naw man, they're too worried about looking mainstream for that
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>>5732267
I'm just messing :P Cool bed btw
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>>5732281
Why don't you brush your roommate's hair and scratch his ears?
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If you have a bed with furs

You absolutely must have sex on it

It's just what men do.
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>>5732259
Makes me wonder why Finn sleeps with all those furs if he just zips into a sleeping bag
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>>5732287
>implying the non-satirical portion of /mu/ don't love zappa
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>>5732297

I have sex in a bed with furs if you know what I mean
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Shag those chicks rotten baby yeeeaah!
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>>5732281
indeed
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>>5732267
Oh hey, figured out how to solve your problem. Pretend girls are pone and cuddle.
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>>5732220
My favorite pony listens to Circle Takes the Square and Saetia.

>>5732287
>implying
if you wanna look cool in your 3x3 thread, you'll throw Ziggy Stardust or Trout Mask Replica on there because Scruffy likes that sort of stuff.
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>>5732260
Sweetie would be best ponimounot.
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>>5732297
>>5732308

I guess you could say you guys are a bunch of furries!
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>>5732300
Because he's not a full man yet

He wants to be tightly wrapped

Snuggled up like a homeless lady.
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>>5732296
I don't have a roommate, and if I did he'd probably tell me to stop being a fag.
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>>5732259
Funny that you say that, because I sleep with a bean bag every night aswell.
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>>5732300

Because wood is hard.
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>>5732328
No jury would convict me.
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>>5732311
would you joust with fluttershy?
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>>5732302
>non-satirical portion of /mu/
where's that? they're pretty hard to find at this point
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Which pone loves to stir-fry?
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>>5732328

That's what I was implying, Bubbles, yes.
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>>5732328
> implying any red-blooded straight man wouldn't throw down with an excited curvy woman on a fur rug
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>>5732334
*sleeping bag
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>das Fühl wenn MLPG konsumiert zu viel Zeit.
>das Fühl wenn zu müde um Gotthand zu spielen
>das Fühl wenn du bis nachmittags schlafen wirst
>das Fühl wenn keine sße F
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>>5732333
your hypothetical roommate sounds like fluttershy
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>>5732342
Fluttershy, because she's convinced that using a wok with safflower oil is the healthiest option.
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>>5732341
Avoid the Feel threads, and tripthreads, and waifu threads, and "The Tool" threads, and the gimmick threads, and you'll run into them sometimes.
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>>5732334
could you get any more cozy you comfy-ass motherfucker
I am so jealous
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>you will never feed your favorite pony apple slices in the park
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>>5732371

>you comfy-ass motherfucker

oh god my sides
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>>5732334

I want to kill you and steal your bed.
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>>5732354
Nah. If Fluttershy called me a fag for brushing her mane, I'd just hold her down and brush harder. Heavy petting's the only way to describe how I'd treat her coat.
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>>5732375
Well duh, you're supposed to feed them in the mouth.
>>
This thread is bad and you should all feel bad.
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>>5732368
So he has to avoid only 95% of /mu/
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>>5732340
Not if she didn't want to
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>>5732385
You're a monster.
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>>5732375

>You will never feed Celestia forkfuls of cheesecake while you rub her tummy and scratch her ears
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>>5732381
>wanting

bedfag, I am tracking the exif data back to your place and I WILL kill you and steal your bed.
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>>5732353
>dgw keine Kleinpferde
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>>5732388
Don't you tell me what to do!
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>>5732380
>>you comfy-ass motherfucker

if the hyphen was moved in front of th-
aw forget it
>>
Would you judge a pone contest?
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>>5732392
>Where are the good posters on /mlp/
>"Well, if you avoid the AiE threads, and the discussion-free image dump threads, and the fluffy pony threads..."
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>>5732405
why is celestia such a fatass
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>>5732414

Only if it was a butt judging contest

and I was the other judge besides Ice Pack
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>>5732368
But all that's really left after that are the sharethreads and Last.fm/chart threads, and those don't exactly have much discussion
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>>5732405
>hold a fork up to her mouth
>she opens it for you and you give her another mouthful
>she mmms softly after gulping it down, licking her lips and opening her mouth again
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>>5732430
>>Monkey's Paw<<
You're judging dudepone butts
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>>5732434
>a board for discussing music
hurrr
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>>5732423

>Where are the good posters on /mlp/
>"Contained in the boat"
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>>5732434

how does the chart scoring even work

it's confusing as fuck
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>>5732424

Maintaining a mane of pure energy takes a lot of calories.
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>tfw no Flügelhorn
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>>5732452
albums you like/albums you've heard.

Not all that hard.
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Can't wait to go to bed tonight.

And if they make me sleep on the floor, I have shag rugs errywhere, so it wouldn't be too bad.
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>>5732430
>spend the entire time wearing sunglasses and biting your lower lip
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>>5732448
Prizmo pls
pls
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>>5732451
Haahaaaahaaaaaaaaa
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>>5732405
I have the fucking cheesecake. Where's the sun horse?
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>>5732448
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>>5732451
But that's wrong
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>>5732424
You try having the sun for an ass and not getting a little thicker.
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>>5732459
What kind of loser would even play a flügelhorn?
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>>5732459
Good, ponies that ruin everything don't deserve flügelhorns.
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>>5732465
Before they show up, just make the sleeping bag disappear

It may be practical but it ruins the look of the thing

You have no idea how kinky and primal the thought of sleeping on furs in a cave is.
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>>5732459
>putting meme points over your "u"
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>>5732452
post charts
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>>5732459
>emergency flügelhorn stashes all over Ponyville
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>>5732465
Don't be a doormat. Make them sleep with you.
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>>5732482
Someone like Pinkie apparently
Ha ha ha what a dork
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>>5732476
She's at Anon's house. He had cheesecake first.
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>>5732448
should have wished for a sandwhich
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>>5732465

Just go to sleep like normal and share your bed with them like you would any person.
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>>5732359
Fun fact: Stir fryin got started because peopel living in rural Chinahad very little fuel for cooking. Stir fry allows one to cook small peices of food very quickly and thus with little fuel
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>>5732194
Haven't noticed it before, it's really cute.
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>>5732465
Wait, do they even know that's what your bed looks like?
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>>5732513
>not wishing for a Manwhich
>>
I kinda want to scan old german comics now. I read some of my old Lustiges Taschenbuch and it was kind of interesting to re-read something like that after 10 years. I'm much more keen on storytelling and different artstyles and I came to appreciate the good ones more.
Where to find scan machine
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>>5732481
I would let those pones smother me.
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>>5732528
No, they've never been to my apartment yet.
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>>5732528
I think they're going to be pleasantly surprised

Or deeply aroused
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>>5732498

1/1

I'm sorry I'm such a plebe
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>>5732516
>sharing your bed with other people
>normal
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>>5732465
They're going to take one look at that bed and presume you're a rapist.
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>>5732516
normal people don't share their bed
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>>5732511
God fucking damn it. There's like four pounds of this shit here. I can't eat it all by myself.
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Hey, MLPG, /adv/ is being pretty worthless

My blood sugar's over 130 today, even after taking insulin

Be worried yes/no?
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>>5732543
Oh man, you're in for a fun night
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>>5732545
or incredibly uncomfortable
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>>5732525
Hnnnggg
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>>5732558

If you have diabeetus, get thyself to the hospital. Otherwise, stop taking insulin.
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>>5732465
After dinner, sneak off and fall asleep in the middle. that way if they want to sleep on it they'll have to put you between them.
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>TFW no pony
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>>5732538
>>5732560
GAK GAK GAK
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>you will never fight the Wall of Flesh with your favorite pones
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>>5732558
I don't know. Contact a doctor or something
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>>5732556
>>5732548

Normal people sleep together all the time.
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>>5732558

Around 130 is a kind of normal blood sugar you dork
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>>5732465
>shag rugs everywhere

You are a comfy mother fucker.

soft stuff. Two girls. Pony pony. I'm jealous
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>>5732545
i'm unpleasantly aroused
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>>5732538
Why do you hate fun, anon? Why?
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>>5732581
No pony? Why? Where did all pony go?
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>>5732546
>Blink 182 and the worst MGMT album
you are pretty pleb but it's okay.

1.5/4
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>>5732558
give it to me in mmo/l
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>>5732568
Well, then you just get them another blanket so they aren't just all itchy

If one of them has an allergy, give them the sleeping bag

In that case, you'd better wash that fucking sleeping bag to make it sparkly clean before they show up, and Fabreeze those furs or something
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>>5732541
I would smother those ponies

with affection
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>>5732590
not nonsexually they don't
>>
My pony levels are low

I need 1 CC STAT
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I hope you haven't ever fapped or leaked any other fluid onto those furs, bed anon. If you have, go get some other furs so it's all soft and not crusty.
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>Pinkie Pie gives a quest
>"Try My Pie!"

Why
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>>5732498
>>5732546
not in the general where it takes up image slots, guys

that said,
>>5732498
2/2, final cut, tubular bells

>>5732546
5/5, mgmt, loveless, matt&kim, on avery island, is this it

http://i.imgur.com/wTwRF.jpg
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>>5732633
>not one Flitter
pls
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>>5732633
Get this man some pony. Have some emergency pone to tide you over until the nurse arrives with your full dose.
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>>5732465
Also have condoms on your person you twit.
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>>5732633
You'll likely OD.
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>>5732585
>go on rule 34
>Gak raping Pinkie everywhere
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>>5732647
unf
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>>5732580
I wouldn't pick the middle. Seems rude.
If I were him I'd pick a side and see which one goes for the middle. Maybe they'll fight for it
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>>5732633
1 milliliter of pony isn't very much pony
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>>5732525
Oh god what if they all sing a song together.
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>>5732648

0/0

am sry anon
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>>5732633

Have a Flitter and Rumble gratis.
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>>5732590
Along with ponies, yet another reason I'm not normal
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Who do you think the people working on the show ship?
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>>5732656
Lamer twin
>>5732666
>>5732683
TWO CCs

I'M GONNA OD
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>>5732558

>asking 4chan for medical advise
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>>5732647
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>>5732666
>>5732683
these pones are really cute
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>>5732702
Oh shit, can you play guitar? You're fucking guaranteed pussy tonight, anon.
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>>5732695
tumblr plsssss
why do people even save .gifs from there.
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>>5732620
Well, that's 130 mg/dL. I'm not sure how to convert it.

>>5732591
No, my normal one hour after dinner with insulin is like 100, tops. This is really weird.
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>>5732702
>guitar
INSTALAID
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>>5732707
I'd try Pinkie

I bet she'd love my jokes
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>>5732623
BED ANON

TAKE THIS MAN'S ADVICE

CLEAN THAT SHIT
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>>5732695
This is not enough bloom
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I like this pony
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>>5732702

Dayum nigga that's a fucking stylin' room and view.

I'm mad jelly.
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>>5732647
Why?

Because she's DOWN TO FUCK.
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>>5732729
I'm extremely clean.

I febreze with chocolate spray, so my entire apartment smells like cinnamon and chocolate
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>>5732702
>>5732716
>>5732727
>>5732739
Please stop or go make a thread on /soc/, come on you guys.
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>>5732737
I like that pony, but she looks hurt

Best to ly her down for a bit
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>that feel when you realize that all the pones would make great friends
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>>5732747
Pinkie Pie doesn't fuck
she BLOWS YOUR MIND
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>>5732755
Can you make it for me?
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>>5732755
>not making the thread better by making comfybedanon into an OC
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>>5732773
>>5732774

Fuck off.
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>>5732754
Ok, new plan. Lay out a tarp, because as soon as those women come through the door they're going to be leaking everywhere.
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>>5732702
You have a fur bed and you play guitar, with tasteful images posted on the wall - and what looks like a neat street view.

Yeah

This is going to be an exciting night for you
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>>5732695
what do you think?
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Find me a pony cuter than this one.
You can't.
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>>5732754
>apartment smells like chocolate and cinnamon
>he smells like chocolate and cinnamon
>has a beanbag covered in furs for a bed
>plays guitar
>sharing a bed with him
There is no feasible way this does not end in sex.
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>>5732785
But I'm already in bed!
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>>5732771
BLOWS YOUR MIND?
With ponies?
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>>5732762
I just hope that I could be as good of a friend to them. I hate to think that I'm giving people the short end of the stick, especially if they're really nice.
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>>5732771
Aw shit yeah, BRAIN ORAL? That's the best kind.
>>
>>5732788
>that feel when even the autists in MLPG have better pads than you
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>>5732791
Apple Pie?
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>>5732702
you're doomed to get laid
not even quantum probability could prevent penetration
you are marked with the pentagram of sex
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>>5732791
God they are so perfect together.
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>>5732792
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>>5732754
> cinnamon and chocolate
> plays guitar
> fur bed
> nice art
> fucking BOOKS
> blonde, probably tall and lanky

Yeah, I gotta second this guy:
>>5732787
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>>5732792
What about this pony?
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>>5732755
looks like someone's jealous of how much bedanon's going to get tonight
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>>5732702

I hope you bought condoms
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>>5732792
thats a cute pony, but nowhere near as sexy as this slick motherfucker
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>>5732791
>Still shipping Squigglekicker
>after Twirity was confirmed for canon
I shiggity diggity wiggity doo
>>
Comfybedpon runs a comfy bed stall in Ponyville marketplace. He hand-crafts comfy beds and is satisfied most when parents to young fillies and colts tell him how better their children are sleeping since they bought his comfy beds.
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>>5732736
>>
>>5732616
>Blink 182
>pleb
Are correct as you are , i still hate you
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>>5732720
hospital
>>
God I really hope you all die tonight.
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>most husbando'd stallion gets with most waifu'd pony

how would this make you feel
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Those women are going to be tooting all over you dude.
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>>5732856
THANKS I WILL
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>>5732856
You don't really want that, anon.
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>>5732856
You say that every night.
>>
>>5732818
>>5732818
this makes me so aroused the universe can't contain my peni exponentially exploding now
>>
I really hope you all get a pony tonight.
>>
>>5732856
If only.
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>>5732855
Aw damn it, I hate that shit.

Better call up the doc.
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>>5732872
Is there porn of jester Pinkie yet?
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>>5732856
y-you too
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>>5732865
Butthurt, for a bit at least. I like Gayburn a lot.
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>>5732865
Could be cute.
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>>5732856
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>>5732856
but if i die tonight, i'll never see scoots episode
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>>5732865

I'm ok with this.
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>>5732856
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>>5732791
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>>5732886
ikr
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>>5732904
Scootaloo's episode will be about Scootaloo having an episode
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>>5732856
>>
>>5732716 >>5732727 >>5732739 >>5732755 >>5732788 >>5732813 >>5732829

I realize you all want fur beds now

But you wouldn't believe what your risk of anthrax is if you start handling fur

Let alone sleeping on it
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>>5732856
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>>5732892
yeah right here
>>
>/soc/-tier hugboxing

I thought you were better than this.
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>>5732920
scootaloo.com
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>>5732885
U 2
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>>5732856
I hope you live forever

My wish is clearly the worse
>>
>>5732920
What would the episode that Scootaloo's episode's about be about?
>>
>>5732865
Neutral since I don't care for those ponies. My waifu may be somewhat popular but far from the most waifu'd pony
>>
No wonder why the drawfags only visit occassionally and these threads are just full of shitposters.
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>>5732934
They really aren't.
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>>5732934
MAKE ME
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>>5732926
>actual fur
no, no, do you know how expensive that shit is? and how hard it is to clean seminal fluid out of it?
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>>5732928
Aw, don't be sad that you can't be with me tonight.
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>Pony lesbian episode
>Two mares are in love with each other
>Other pony is not okay with this
>Tries to expose them
>Lesson: Its Okay To Be Gay
How butt flustered would Christians be?
>>
>>5732856
can sex be fatal?
>>
>>5732934

I don't think you know what hugboxing is

avoid buzzwords, man. Especially if you don't know what they are.
>>
>>5732926
I have never seen multiple quotes formatted like that.
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>>5732934
IF ONLY THERE WAS A /soc/ BOARD!
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>>5732950
But comfybed anon said that he has both fur and faux-fur.
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>>5732958
They'd be furious because it would confirm that Rarijack is non-canon.
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>>5732959
AS FATAL AS THE DEMON WEED OF MARIHUANA
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>>5732807
Of course they, when you have parents who buys shit for you, anything is possible
>>
>>5732958
Hub would be taken off TV and Hasbro would die.
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>>5732934
>talking about anon's 99-to-1 chances of getting laid
>hugboxing
>>
>pinkie will never see how much she makes you smile
>>
I'd be scared of accidentally getting skid marks on my fur bed if I had a fur bed.
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MLPG Why can't I find a girl like Pinkie?

Some one thats cute and fun and just great and happy?
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>>5732856
Y-you too
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>>5732967
me neither. I also saw image links on /q/ for the first time today.
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wanna party, ponies?
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>>5733010
faceless pls
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>>5732958
the streets would overflow with chicken sandwiches
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>>5733012
BECAUSE PEOPLE DON'T COME IN PINK
OR SCRUNCHY
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>>5732979
But I can't go there!
I love the epic pony community we have here. We re all horsefuckers! I just want to be depressed and talk about we. We should post pictures of ourselves LOL. What an epic raid that would be. Hey what are you listening to?
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>>5733031
ehehehe
I get it
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>>5733021
>Adam and the Ants

Chances are slightly damaged, but I think you've got enough to get past that.
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>>5733012
because real girls don't want you to smile
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What if instead of Sexually Transmitted Diseases

Ponies had Sexually Transmitted Curses
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>>5733030

Why does everyone keep saying I'm faceless, goddammit.
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>>5732958
My Little Pony would be the demon show and would be boycotted forever
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Can someone post that picture of crystal Rarity mewball drew and the picture of the CMC with new hairstyles? The on where Sweetie had an Afro
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>>5733045
Most of their diseases are cuddle transmitted
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>>5733045
>bed a spurty stallion
>wake up the next day coated in your own semen
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>>5733045
>sleep with Rarity
>cursed to wear pretty dresses for life
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>>5733039
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting
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>>5733046
Stop talking about poop
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>>5733058
...I'm okay with this
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>>5733053
I didn't save the CMC one
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>this fucking thread
>that fucking anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2a4gyJsY0mc
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>>5733012

Because women are all she-harpies who deserve to be left alone. Seek solace in technology, anon.
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>>5733060
this is shitposting
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>>5733033
Before you post someshit...
But everyone know that, right?
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>>5733021
>vinyl collection
>flylo & crystal castles posters
>very nice looking system
>guitar

have fun tonight bro
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>>5733071
Well thanks for that
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>>5733012
Because this is a sad world.
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You guys make me waste too much time.
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>>5733064
We haven't been personhorse in a while.
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On a scale of 1-10 how depressed are you feeling tonight

Optionally: why?
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>>5733097
2fast4me
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How does it feel to be the shittiest General on 4chan, MLPG?
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>>5733075
TECHNOLOGY OF PEACE
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>>5733064

>Skinny, perfect-skinned human AJ not breaking a bead of sweat or looking dirty

She looks like a girl from California that dressed up as a farmgirl for a photo shoot. Awful.
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>>5733106
> wedding day
I-

I-

Oh god my heart

Vote yes on R74.
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>>5733109
stop
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>>5733081
That's not a Flying Lotus poster.

It's a hanger that hangs whatever record I'm listening to at the moment on the wall.

Bought it when I used to work at Amoeba Music.
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>>5733072

STOP!
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>>5733109
2
I'm kinda tired
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>>5733109
1
Fuck yeah fluoxetine
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>>5733124
Nope.
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>>5733045
Gives all new light to Zecora being an evil enchantress
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>>5733113
If no one else can fill the suit, why is she making it?
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>>5733106
Which personhorses go best together?
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>>5733110
!
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>>5733080
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>>5733111

You know how like, you KNOW you're gonna die someday, but you're not particularly worried about it?

Yeah kinda like that.
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>>5733058
>>5733057
Or a curse that causes your flesh to rot. Or your blood to literally boil. They've gotta be serious enough to make it a point to use protection.
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>>5733109
7.4
because of drawing
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>>5733151
Mr Cake
Mrs. Cake
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>>5733109
3
Relaxed thanks to music.
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>>5733083
>you will never have your own cozy customized apartment
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>>5733161
Don't be silly, those aren't even curses.
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>>5733109
8
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>>5733149
For an excuse to get Mac to come in so she can take pictures of his ass, of course.
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>>5733083
jesus... i mad jelly
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>>5733151
Same as the horses that go best together.
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>>5733109
11
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>>5733109
7-ish or so
and i always feel worse at night
maybe you can diagnose me
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Which horse would enjoy listening to music and cuddling with me?
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>>5733012
Why can't I find a girl like Applejack?

Some one thats hard working and strong and dumb?
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>>5733109
6, maybe a 4 because ponies
lost contact with some people
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>>5733109
8/10
been at boarding school for 3 months
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>>5733179
>Curse of Undeath
>Curse of Blood Fever
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>>5733160
GOD DAMN
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>>5733109
Probably a solid 7

Because I hate myself
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>>5733160
maybe clean up that corner over there just a bit.

Also, do you have enough chairs?
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>>5733199

None of them. There's a reason you don't have any friends, you pussy beta faggot. Why don't you try showering more than whenever you get forced to by your parents? Why don't you stay clean-shaven? Why don't you stop being a fucking loser?
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>>5733197
You're a reverse vampire
Or your name is Fantine
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>>5733161
>implying cumming like a firehose or being forced to wear fancy dresses all the time aren't inconvenient enough to warrant a rubber
Besides, unless the pony in question was only a carrier, why would you fuck one whose flesh is rotting or boiling alive?
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>>5732957
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>>5733199
none
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>>5733192
>Straight shipping
Disgusting
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>>5733151
Why best ship of course.
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>>5733234
There's always tomorrow night!
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>>5733231
this could be right
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>>5733109
3-4, assuming low is less depressed.
Still NEET, and I pulled something in my back a few minutes ago, but I'm ok.
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>>5733229
>There's a reason you don't have any friends
I have friends
>Why don't you try showering more than whenever you get forced to by your parents?
I shower once a day, except occasionally skipping a day on weekends when I'm not going anywhere
>Why don't you stay clean-shaven?
I shave several times a week, whenever I feel it getting beyond light stubble
>Why don't you stop being a fucking loser?
I don't know, anon.
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>>5733249
>best
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>>5733199
I would. I'm a horse.
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somebody post nanaki's penis
tia
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>>5733234
MY HEART
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>>5733151
this guy knows >>5733192
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>>5733160
What do you use to hang up your posters?
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What's the best final fantasy battle theme?
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>>5733246
Dont you mean
>jj
Disgusting.
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>>5733249

>Rarijack
>Not Rarishy and Appledash

pleb pls go
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>>5733256
you think you're a neet?
i bet you at least finished school
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>>5733225
It's boxes from moving in. That'll be gone tonight.
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>>5733263
Uh...uh...sa.jpg
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>come home
>situation with a pony
>escalation of scenario
>descriptive text
>"Dialogue!"
>additional descriptive text
question or request for action
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>>5733271
Looks like T-pins.
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What are you listening to depression?
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>>5733272
The one from 13
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>>5733287
GIVE HER A HUG!
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>>5733109
4

I was 2 but now I'm mad jelly of this anon's apartment
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>>5733287
>That nonspecific feel
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>>5733294
Pokemon G/S/C soundtrack
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>>5733272
battle on the big bridge
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Das/Der/Die Pony/Ponieren?
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>>5733305
at least your ass is constantly discharging mucus
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>>5731304
>>5731304
>>5731304
>>5731304
I just went thru 2 month of her tweets - there is nothing like that.

Explain yourself anon.
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>>5733287
mildly humorous action suggestion
spoiler that makes the suggestion lewd
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>>5733109
Zero. Hearing about people being sad or the like makes me happy
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>>5733318
>Die Pony
NO!
WHY
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>>5733249
>Rarijack
>not shit

I hope Twrity becomes a big thing just so that your ship sinks
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>>5733323
yeah, that shit's tasty
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new thread where?
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>>5733345
Relax its just German for the pony
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>>5733318
Das Pony. Das Ponieren gibt es nicht, wäre aber auch "das".
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>>5733325
Hm. Well that's a little surprising I guess.

Maybe the fact that it's believable should say something.
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>>5733350
Your butt. Here let me get it.
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>>5733260
>defending yourself on the internet
faggot
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Comfybedanon bro sorry to tell you but your apartment is less cool than it first appeared. You have a bric-a-brac style going on, which is great when you want to give a homely look, but you're trying to make a bachelor pad with it? It's just not happening really.

Especially those posters. I did that shit when I was a little kid man, take them down, get some big arts and frame them. Maybe some life-size Robert Longo lithographs.

Also you need more natural light, stat. Do anything you can to increase the natural light diffusion in your room if you're going to have white walls.
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>>5733358
why is german such an angry language?
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Which pony won't take turns picking the music, cuddling me roughly, asserting his dominance over me?
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>>5733334
I too despise humanity.
want to go commit random acts of violence with me anon
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>>5733327
explicitly detailed description of further, lewder action
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>>5733379
I dunno, I think the girls might just appreciate posters a bit more than lithographs
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>>5733388
Fluttershy, Pinkie pie, AJ, maybe Twiight but I'm not sure
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>>5733401
response detailing how you are not alone in doing said lewd act/ action partaked upon person replying is actually worse than yours
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>>5733388
None of them. You just aren't attractive to pony.
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>>5733388
braeburn
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>>5733398
What? No. My slight sadism does not delve into sociopathy.
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>>5733414
who cars about GRILS
we need to impress ANON!
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>>5733401
>>5733423
Riotous complaint and suggestion that the poster either end his life violently or move to the deceased equine.
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>>5733416
>Twilight
>Assertive
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>>5733315
mein neger
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>>5733388
>His
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>>5733425
what does pony find attractive?
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Would you prepare food for pone if you knew that dish would make them very gassy?
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>>5733449

Pony
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>>5733437
retort telling poster to either calm down or go to other image boards that suit your immature style
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>>5733381
But it isn't. It's a tender and loving language. A language of poets.
AM KREUZE LIEG ICH JETZT SIE SCHLAGEN MIR DIE NÄGEL EIN
DAS FEUER WÄSCHT DIE SEELE REIN UND ÜBRIG BLEIBT EIN MUND VOLL
ASCHE
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>>5733461
yeah, what would make fluttershy gassy though?
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>>5733379
>lithographs
>in a 20-something's apartment

Really?

That is the most pretentious thing I have ever heard.
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>>5733461
No. I wouldn't want to cause the pony any discomfort, even gastrointestinal. I'd cook her/him a meal that is easier for a pony digestive tract to handle
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>>5733495
HAY
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NEW HORSE NEEDED
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>>5733449
two foot cocks
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>>5733461
would you suck my dick if it cures your pony's cancer?
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>>5733507
of course
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>>5733484

U just mad because I'm stylin' on you. Seriously. You probably think they'd look shit on your walls because you like to toss everything together in a melting pot and hope it works rather than plan it out as one organism.
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Okay tough question

Where wouldn't you put your dick into a pony
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>>5733481
Beans. Two whole servings of delicious Boston-baked beans.
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>>5733521
>says the guy who doesn't have a giant comfy furry bean bag bed with two girls in it
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i can't spell recieve
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>>5733438
She's all over the place but look at FPK and Bird in the hoof
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>>5733535
I would not dick a pony.

Pony is for friend and maybe some times hugging
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>>5733535
Hooves.

I would not put my dick into a pony's hooves.
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>>5733543
you need to be thirty first anon
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>>5733535
their eyes
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>>5733535
in her navel
actually
i might
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>>5733554
what if friendship in pone could involve dick
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>>5733537
I don't think fluttershy would be able to handle the gas buildup
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>>5733470
Comment that while the previous poster may have been overly zealous in his post, he was not entirely in the wrong.

Request for peace.
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>>5733562
>eyecunt mare.png
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OPEN THE PONY
JUMP IN!
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>>5733554
I could not help myself from kissing pony all over
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>>5733540

No I aimed for an "arctic cold|minimal" feel with my apartment. It's designed to be as uncomfortable as possible to actually live in, but beautiful to behold.
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WHERE IS NEW HORSE
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>>5733563
Horses don't have bellybuttons, in real life or in pony canon
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>>5733575
Maybe not on her own.

But you could help.
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>>5733521
I just don't see a way of melding that bed with freaking old-timey maps and shit

Y'know, unless you just want to turn your living quarters into a giant, hipster clusterfuck
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>>5733595
how do they breathe then?
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>tfw no trips or names except for DD

gay and fake
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>>5733581
Vorefag pls.

pls.
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>>5733543

I before E except after C
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>>5733535

Pretty much only in her ears.

I saw some tear-duct penetration stuff a while back and it seemed pretty nice.
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>>5733605
What do you mean, they... They just...

Oh god. How DO they breathe?
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>>5733595
Pretty sure ponies aren't hatched from eggs, anon.

Maybe pegasi.
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>>5733595
http://www.ourfirsthorse.com/2007/06/horses-have-a-belly-button/
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>>5733602

>freaking old-timey maps and shit

Do you even Robert Longo? Pleb.
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>>5733615
WHAT
WOAH
DUDE
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>>5733606
I'm here Anon.
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>>5733672
turn on skype!
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>>5733606
I'm here Anon.
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>>5733606
I'm here Anon.
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>>5733708
no
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Is anybody here? Does anybody want to talk about massive ponycocks tempting me with their musky scent?
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This is my horse now.
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>>5734915

no my son this is apple pone's horse now.


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