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>>5705538

Which pony would most likely spend their time sleeping the most of their days? Which one would barely sleep at all?
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>rape
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>>5710208
Canon sleepiest pony
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>rape
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King Sombrero.
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Ash must be gay 'cause he never fucked Misty.
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wait wait wait... there are people that don't periodically think of suicide?
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>>5710169
>trying to respond to a post with an image after image limit reached
>tfw this post won't be relevant anymore
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What do you think about teacher hurse
What if you saw her at the market one day and she struck a conversation with you
What if she invited you for coffee
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>>5710234
Template. Like this pony here.
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>>5710241
i like anatomically correct bikinis
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So, someone asked for a cuddle and/or >feel fic? I gave it a shot, here you go
http://pastebin.com/WEv7n3jG
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>>5710254
I always feel weird talking to teachers outside of school. I know some people I went to HS with you are friends with our old teachers and they go out drinking and stuff.
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>>5710253
I guess mine was still near the end of the thread don't quite have the same feel, but whatever

Have some big ponies, guy who likes macro
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>>5710241
I want to smell her wet bathing suit, from the inside
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>>5710253
still down for hospice?
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>>5710273
>mfw
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>>5710208
>Which one would barely sleep at all?
Obviously Twilight, she has all night study sesisons all the time
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>>5710241
Well she is the laziness. I wonder how the fuck does she not get fired for sleepin in the job all the time.
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>>5710280
I still think this pony is the dumbest thing to ever strike the popularity vein
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>>5710254
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>>5710239
>>5710239
>>5710239>>5710239>>5710239>>5710239>>5710239>>5710239
>>5710239
>>5710239>>5710239>>5710239
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>>5710295
What's wrong?
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This is now a filly thread. Post fillies.
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>>5710208
I spend most of my time sleeping nowadays.

Most times I just don't want to wake up.
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Dash sleeps the most.

Fluttershy is the cutest sleeper
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>>5710306
Pinkie does a much better chicken dance then that faggot.
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>>5710293
>Hospice isn't that sad
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>>5710327
Stay away from the CMC you fuck
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>>5710336
then mumu something sadder!
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>>5710327
>you will never be a filly running free on a warm Equestrian day
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>tfw you can't see how anyone could possibly like you because you hate yourself so much
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>>5710327
Nope, this is now a wizard thread
post wizards
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>rape
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>>5710312
you are a massive failure please kill yourself [1]
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>>5710312
You were too slow, faggot, deal with it.
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>>5710208
rainbow dash spends so much time napping sometimes she gets into accidents
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>>5710351
Stay in the last thread sadfags
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>>5710252
>periodically
>not constantly

Get on my level.

I would say there hasn't been a single day for the last 7 years in which I have not said, out loud, to myself that I should kill myself.
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>>5710351
>tfw you question if anyone actually likes you or if they just tolerate you
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>>5710353
Best wizard pony
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>>5710360
>>5710361
>implying it will be deleted
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>>5710304
she is one of those people who somehow gets everything done despite appearing extremely lazy
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You piss me off.
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>>5710351
Get help, you're probably actually a pretty cool person despite holding yourself back and avoiding social contact because of the misconception that you're a horrible person and no one in their right mind should hang out with you.

Honestly, being happy is fucking sweet.
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>>5710234
>>5710280
I still say genetics. Pony are close to genetic perfection
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>current state of mlpg
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>>5710396
You, >>>/piss/.
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>>5710388
If she is so best, then why is it she is going to lose?
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>>5710381
:(
this feel
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>>5710388
> strangest_boner.gif
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>>5710388

Can't wait for this season's epic wizard battle.
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>>5710406

I dont understand what you're trying to convey.
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Which pony loves to play old games that use excessive palette rotation and gradients along with FM synthesized sound?
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>>5710411
because trixie's gonna cheat
duh
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Posting my half of an art trade with SB because I liked how it looked.

Featherweights a fun pone to draw.
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>>5710348
I don't know how to mumu, but I'm listening to I Hate Myself right now.
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>>5710411
Because cheaters
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I'm not seeing enough fillies being posted.
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>>5710435
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>>5710327
you are now hearing that hoof sound effect
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>>5710419
Well, the unicorn's horn is the most sensible part of their body. You think they might react if you rub that tip of their horn gently
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>>5710452
fuck off, pedo
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>>5710437
I don't know what most of those things mean, so I'm just going to pick a pony at random
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>>5710438
The only unfair fight is the one you lose.
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>>5710438
>>5710446
You cannot prove that.
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>>5710351
If you can't like yourself, who is anyone else to disagree with you? Go and be the person you wish you were. I believe in you.
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>>5710452
I can help!
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>>5710490
Call it a guess.
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Which pony is best at playing the piano?
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>>5710490
One gypsy illusionist defeating the most powerful unicorn in Equestria in a fair magic duel? I don't see it happening.
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>>5710503
>Rampant, baseless accusations
Stay classy, twaifufags
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>>5710513
Not Scootaloo
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>>5710452
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>>5710421
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>>5710513
Scootaloo
But only when she's wearing her Tux
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>tfw too casual for dark souls

I dont even know what to do with myself.

Hold me MLPG.
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>>5710461
>horngasm

captcha: 1914 itklopp
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>>5710533
>Twilight playing islands

Trixie is fucked
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>>5710524
Watch me be right.
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>2012
>not being pedo
shiggy diggy
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>>5710524
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>>5710533
>turn 5
>still haven't won
too slow.
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Your mother was young when you were inside of her.

Help her feel young again, MLPG.
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>>5710537
shush only dreams now
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>>5710477
I bet you don't know about Apogee Software either
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>>5710537
man up and get back out there
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>>5710537
Stop begin a pussy and play by yourself.

>>5710533
Oh Trixie going to lose badly here.
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>>5710524
Oh shut up.
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>>5710564
With that color identity Twilight's probably playing control

so
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>>5710496


I'm just a sack of shit though man.

Completely worthless.

Literally the only reason I haven't killed myself yet is because my mom is still alive, and for some reason she loves me.
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>>5710537
Just play a good game instead, like Skyrim
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>>5710437
>excessive palette rotation
Oh man, post some of those gifs
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>>5710557
>island planes
maybe. depends green red can make a nasty as fuck burn deck
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>>5710572
Didn't they do Commander Keen or something?
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>>5710567
Hell no.
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>>5710574
I plan to. Its just been a long ass time for a game to make me ragequit. and Im one patient motherfucker.

The bad part is im so early in the game. FUCK
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>>5710564
I hate everything that happened to MTG post-Urza's (and even Urza's was pretty bad).
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>>5710586
You do not have anything to back it up.
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>>5710592
Go fuck a mare. It'll make you feel better.
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>>5710611
Shut up you fucking Trixiefag.
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>>5710535
>>5710525
I like this headcannon
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>>5710540
>>5710461
I think we've covered this.
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>>5710592
Then make something of yourself. Get out there and fuckin' deserve that familial love, niggu
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>>5710567
fuck, that is fucked up fetish. good thing there is only that Rarity story and the one with the hypers
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wastin' away again in margatrixieville
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>>5710611
Who cares? I know I'm right. You'd be delusional to think that Trixie would be able to beat Twilight in a magical duel without cheating.
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>>5710562
the entire humor of critical is in his dead-pan delivery of all these ridiculous lines (and his incorrect/egregious use of metaphors that have no context on the situation, but I digress)

this is like the dozenth critical gif i've seen today and without his voice they just seem like lol so randum shit

why

fuck you tumblr
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>>5710446
> the uncomfortable knowledge that YES, YES YOU WOULD OF COURSE THAT PONY
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>>5710622
Butt


...


Which one?
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Would you sing your pony waifu this ballad of love?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=djI6nc9EVMM
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>Tfw NEET and do nothing all day every day
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>>5710593
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>>5710617
That's disgusting.
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>>5710598
I only say that because blue is far and away the best color in Magic. Most of the most broken early cards were blue.
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>>5710592
>and for some reason she loves me

I know this feel.

Strangely enough I dont contemplate suicide much at all. I guess vidya has been enough for me to stick around.

Unless Dark Souls kills me first.
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>>5710643
>uncomfortable
Who in their right mind wouldn't?
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>>5710572
Duke pls
You haven't been relevant for like ten years
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>>5710637
scandalous
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>>5710624
Doesn't hurt to go on.

>>5710653
MT, pls
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>>5710608
the only thing i hate is what they did with the planeswalkers.

dime-a-dozen fucktards retarded. i wish they kept them the fucking walking gods themselves.
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What are you drinking tonight, MLPG?

Coconut smirnoff here
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>>5710643

>uncomfortable

You must be new here.
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after what happened last thread, is it fair to say the majority if horsefuckers/bronies are or have been depressed? Or is it just the vocal minority here.
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which pony is the coldest?
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>>5710639
There's no cheating in a magic fight.

It's fucking magic. Anything is possible.
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>>5710592
The only reason you're talking about it is because you want attention. Get fucked and go back to ponychan, you'll get your attention there
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>>5710671
trixie time, motherfuckers
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My roommate was the Magic TG world champion 8 years ago.
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>>5710681
Chocolate milk and the snot from my runny nose
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>>5710669
>there will never be another Tyrian game
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>>5710664
The kind who only like fucking humans.

So, you know, most humans.
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>>5710681
Bottom shelf whiskey. Don't even care.
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>>5710681
Iced Black Tea
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>>5710658
Which of course means it's shit in recent sets.
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>>5710671
>filename

That is wishful dreaming on Trixie's part.
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>tfw your boss thinks you're retarded.

Upside to where I work:

>be six months ago
>computer department is missing a lot of shit it's supposed to have
>computer associate decides to spread rumor that store is going out of business soon
The guy is reffered to as the 'merchandiser union boss'. that tells you what you should know about him.
>be last week
>closing
>look over to computers
>associates huddled around sales desk
>Computers Department lead:
>"Well, I just think you guys should all start looking into other means of employment."
>Sides Containment Status: FAILING
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>>5710651
>mfw people don't serenade their waifu with songs from the heart that they wrote themselves
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>>5710643
>that feel
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>>5710643
>uncomfortable
I moved past that phase a long time ago
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>>5710624
we covered that alicorn is mysterious
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>>5710653
>Tfw NEET doesnt exist in america
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PINKIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXrl4tpS4rA
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>>5710713
>Snapcaster Mage
>Vapor Snag
>Delver of Secrets
>Ponder

Dude, naw.
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>>5710639
It's been at least a year since we've seen Trixie
We regularly see Twilight botch challenges that should be easily solvable using magic

We have no idea what a "magic duel" even is

It's not impossible for Twilight to lose
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>>5710681
Soda, because im not legally allowed to buy alcohol!
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>>5710681
Monster and Vodka
Ran out of Monster, so now V8 and vodka
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Pony was made for penis
I swear it
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>>5710681
Kraken rum
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>>5710718
Sounds like your place of employment is full of buzzword.

I recommend leaving.
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>>5710681
Coffee, because I still have to be awake in four hours.
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>>5710700
I bet that guy just bought that Twilight doll just to humiliate her in front of Trixie.
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>>5710681
fuck you, I have no booze tonight, i'm so jelly
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>>5710529
what a good teacher, to make sure her students' bottoms are nice and clean
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>>5710658
it is

but luck is also an important factor. you can control all the creatures you want, but if you get fried to a crisp with redX spells you are fucked.
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>>5710740
Yes, it does! You'd just never know.
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>>5710705
I'm sure if you polled most humans you'd be quite surprised
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>>5710681

Vodka and Mountain Dew because that's all I had

Was surprisingly good.
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>>5710681
Ice cold Water master race here
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>>5710748
They wouldn't have poneginas if they weren't.
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>>5710772
Yeah really
afaik the NEETs around here stay inside all day
so you'd never know there are NEETs around unless you know them personally
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>>5710681
Dihydrogen monoxide.
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>>5710742
Ponder's out of standard now, as is vapor snag
I'll admit you have me on Delver and jazzhands.
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>>5710768
Teacher do look out for their best student.
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>>5710799
Dude, that shit'll kill you
My friend OD'd on that
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>>5710764
I wouldn't be surprised.

If you've got enough money to waste on one three-digit pony doll, you have enough to waste it on two.
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>>5710762
the whole 'union boss' thing is a running gag between the merchandisers. also he used to make and sell credit card skimmers. also offer tech support for them. He's the definition of 'knows too much for his own good' compsci nerd.
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>>5710722
Weird thing: my balls have been like furnace-hot lately. And I don't mean "oh I've been wearing briefs too tight again", they're like that ALL THE TIME.

> the strange arousal knowing that Twilight would enjoy my space heating groin
> and further want to 'warm up" deep, deep inside her

Oh god

WHAT IS THIS
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>>5710770
The better a job you do building a deck, the less luck is involved.
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>>5710803
You said recent sets, not really standard, but okay. Blue as a whole is still ridiculous.
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>>5710761
Get Gosling's Black Seal

it's a couple bucks more but better.
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>>5710700
What if this was Trixie's theme?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJo0_llL1Q8
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>>5710819
Seeing he is also taking picture of these and posting them up, I think its more of making the Twilightfag more mad while pleasing the Trixie fags.
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Would you let a pone make a ZZT or Megazeux board on your computer?
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>>5710811
It is actually possible to die of water poisoning.
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>>5710741
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>>5710823
of course. multiple combinations will fuck people in the ass more often.

finding the broken as fuck combos is half the game.

playing 13th edition is fucking hilarious, there are a lot of broken ass cards that are i win buttons.
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>>5710850
Is this Joey's?
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which pone would you most like to share a milkshake with?
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>>5710821
>She decides to give you a nickname like a pony would have
>"Hows Fireballs sound?"
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>>5710764
there are other uses too
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>>5710854

Maybe if you chug three gallons of water in an hour.

I think you'd vomit before that point, though.
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>>5710850
>>5710714
I don't want these >feels right now anon
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>>5710821
Tell us more about your hot sack, anon. Feel fee to frame it in some sort of pony-related topic, if you wish.
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>>5710854
No, he fell off a boat
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>>5710854
Most people just call it drowning
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>>5710860
i want my derpy version of that dammit
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>>5710852
I don't know what those are and this computer is shit but she can try
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we mafia?
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>>5710864
Joey Dark meat?
Hell yeah
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>>5710879
>that feel when you wouldn't mind discussing an anons warm testes
Man

I've been here too long
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>>5710837
Really huh? I've definately got a taste for kraken, prolly black spiced rum in general. So nice, straight even, good amount for $24. I'll write it down and buy a bottle if you think it's better.
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>>5710866
Applebloom
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>>5710866
I want to share my LIFE with this pony
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>>5710883
>>5710884
WELL
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>>5710866
Cheerilee seems like a pony to enjoy a nice milkshake for two
Nothing too fancy, just a flavor you both like and two straws, and a booth to yourselves
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>>5710901
I'm drunk and gay. What's your excuse?
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>>5710884
No, not drowning. Drinking too much water can actually kill you.
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goodnight MLPG
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>>5710923
The former and horny.
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>>5710864
Yeah its Joey.
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>>5710903
yeah, this is black rum as well. It really is good. Would say at least worth a try
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>>5710927
That's what drowning is.
Except you drink it into your lungs
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>>5710927
>that woman who died trying to win a Wii for her kids

Feels bad man
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>>5710898
Is that the guy that draws really nice hips?
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>>5710901
>>5710879
Well they're both at least the size of eggs, and they're almost always loose. Just for some damn reason they've been like GloveWarmer hot lately.

The fact my girlfriend barely touches me kind of invalidates any advantage.
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>>5710791
>tfw you're essentially a NEET but you've been trying to find a job but have no friends or references
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>>5710791
I really hate being a neet, but im too depressed and afraid to go outside and do something.
I also can't do anything else

This is true hell!
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>>5710927
I think he was being a smart-ass on purpose. Step up your game, man.
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>>5710922
she'd look really cute in a 40's diner outfit with braces and her hair done up and wearing a poofy dress while you took her down to the diner to split a shake

>tfw cheerilee will never be your main squeeze
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>>5710866
The prettiest one
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>>5710868
> Fireballs
I'm okay with that. For all I know, hot balls are considered a sign of virility, science be damned.
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>>5710949
No drowning is suffocation.
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>>5710955
Ayup
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>>5710866
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>>5710965
>dude shes totally checkin you out
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>>5710974
can you drown in lava?
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>>5710972
Your balls also get hot if you get poison oak on them
Trust me...
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Leave.
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>>5710965
That is the worst Derpy I have ever seen.
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>>5710941
that was surprisingly sad considering i can see myself being like trixie
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>>5710975
I wasn't even into hips before I saw this guy's art
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>>5710963
>tfw you'll never go steady with a pony
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>>5710963
>40s outfit
nah
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>>5710958
Pity, to be so... Endowed... And never have them used.

I'm sorry, anon.
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>>5710955
You tell me.
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so neet is not going outside? like agoraphobia?
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>>5710999
Oh. FUCK.

My balls, you guys. My fucking balls.
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>>5710984
In theory.

In practice you'll be incinerated long before drowning could become an issue.
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>>5711009
>You will never comfort anon's hot balls while his girlfriend is away
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>>5711015
Not in
Education,
Employment, or
Training.
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>>5711015
NEET is Not in Education, Employment or Training
Often coupled with not going outside but not limited to it
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>>5711007
i'm not feeling this as much as an apple dress that matches my zoot suit
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>>5711015
NEET stands for Not in Education, Employed, or Training, or something like that
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>>5710999
How on earth were you ever not into hiiiiiips
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>>5711015
Being NEET is being not in education, employment or training.
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>>5711026
>convince Fireballs to teabag a sleeping friend
>innocent prank ends up with a trip to the hospital and 3rd degree burns
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>>5710982
>that cherry will never be your tender glans
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>>5711054
So you could say he's a firecrotch
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>>5711038
you and your fucking zoot suit
geez
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>>5710999
What the Hell is the context of this? Did she find his Real Person fanfic?

>>5711041
He must be some sort of pod person.
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>>5711041
Dunno
I've always been big on butts
I guess I was always too distracted to notice what they were connected to
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>>5711009
He should totally start a /soc/ thread
I don't believe his balls are larger than eggs
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>>5710949
>not knowing about water intoxication
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>>5711070
>>5711054
FireballsAnon here.

I needed a laugh. Thanks.
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>>5710961
I've essentailly been in NEET mode ever since I lost my job months ago, I've become completely withdrawn and I just don't care to go out and meet poeple. I just want a job and be left alone.
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>>5710850
Poor Trixie.
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>>5710982
Man, Mac looks high as shit in that.
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>>5711072
I was told that Twilight is poking fun at his crush by pretending to be Rarity
But I like to think she's being genuine and they just got done with a session.
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>>5711089
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>>5711074
well, I'm glad you figured it out, hips and butt go hand in hand.

Preferably in MY hand.
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has this been updated yet?
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>>5711091
this gives me lots of feels

why does it make me happy to see trixie sad
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I guess I'm neet then but I'm waiting on Job Corps., and I go outside a lot. I got friends too
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>>5711091
d-dammit...
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Just finished watching Brave. It's good, but I'm kind of pissed that the whole "she must marry one of them" thing got glossed over as something that can be solved with a single, stupid speech about free will, rather than being an immutable result of power conflicts between clans. But that's more of an esoteric complaint than anything. I liked how the subtle shifts in the animation of the bear to show "feral" vs "mother" states.
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>>5711127
>inb4 that song
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>>5711077
They are, but Hell if I'm taking a photo. I remember the high days of /b/ when you could dox someone based on far less than EXIF data.

It'd be just my luck if someone figured out where I live and plausibly which Anon I've been based on the location that implies.

> mfw I've been ponying for at least two years
> and have mentioned my city
FUCK
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>>5711127
Because you don't like Sethisto.
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>>5711127
that's sort of messed up...
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>>5711121
Latest one I've got
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>>5711121
It has
I couldn't save it because of 4chan
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>>5711072
Shame really. Those hips are great.
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>>5711136
SCHAAAAAADENFREUDE
>>
How do you deal with being around someone you hate?
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>>5711147
It's pretty common
It tugs at your protective instincts
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>>5711132
I was laughing the whole time at the little visual gags.
I thought the whole movie was great.
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>>5711132
See, because I watched Brave the other day, and thought the whole plot was incredibly contrived, and the entire bear thing was stupid as fuck.
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>>5711166
Push them away. I do the same thing with people that I like, though
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>finally get time to myself to watch new horse episode
>find 1080p youtube
>get about 3 minutes in
>see Sombrero played totally straight
>close tab
It gets better, right?
Right?
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>>5711166
Stop being around them
kill them
teach them to not be the type of person you hate

it all depends on how much effort you're willing to put into them
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>>5711186
_____________no
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>>5711166
>>>/r9k/
>>>/soc/
>>>/adv/
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>>5711186
>>see Sombrero played totally straight
>>close tab

Were you expecting him to be played gay?
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>>5711091
>Trixie's scared, alone, and afraid nobody will ever love her
>so she makes them all love her
>>
Which pone likes their vidya 320x240x256?
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>>5711100
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>>5711138
what is the worst thing that could happen, you make a friend? God forbid
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>>5711206
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>>5711186
Sombrero's a shitty villain and the whole plot of the two-parter is kinda bum, but it's worth watching the episodes for all the little moments in it.
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>>5711186
Watch the fucking show and formulate your own damn opinion
>>
http://ask-chibilestia.tumblr.com/

HNGGGGG
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>>5711093

>Cheerilee and Big Macintosh regularly have a "smokeout"
>Nothing sexual happens - they just get together and get baked all to hell before watching old movies and giggling at nothing with a royal case of the munchies.
>the corner store near Cheerilee's house has sold her almost half her body weight in chips alone.
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>>5711204
A pony that needs to go back to /v/ with their hipster nonsense
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>>5711213
>I remember times when these threads were just 5% gay.
Yeah, it was earlier today. And it will be later today too. Probably the next thread
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>>5711152
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>>5711213
Well Anon if it makes you feel any better I would wreck that horse hard.
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>>5711213
I'm not gay
I just don't talk about not being gay where as gays love to talk about gay
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>>5711213
Why do you care?

Are you a republican?
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>>5711182
Inorite?

If that movie were real she would have been married to whatever suitor brought her father the most land. He'd have raped the fuck out of her on their wedding night. And she would have been miserable for the rest of her short life before dying of plague or childbirth.

didn't by it at all.
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>>5711215
Make a friend or get really and truly documented, balls and all

Or recognised by someone I've told I go on 4chan
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>>5711200
Trixie is good el presidente now, aren't you happy for her?
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>>5711239
die cis scum
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>>5711186
Just watch the show, faggot. That like saying you would not watch season 2 premier/final because discord/cheesleg shows up very earlier.
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>>5711186
>>5711197
samefag been trying hard all day
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>>5711200
to be fair, everyone seemed to love her when she first got to ponyville

it was not until twilight showed her up that they turned against her
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>>5711248
>telling people you go on 4chan
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>>5711248
I don't see the problem
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>>5711194
it's hard to do any of those things in this place
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>>5711267
That's funny because I made one of those posts but not the other one
But you can keep telling yourself that if it makes you feel better
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>>5711213
Gay are usually the loudest.

>>5711221
Screw you. The show is not until the weekend.
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>>5711264
i want to say the sex between these two would be amazing but i think it might be a case of both partners being TOO attractive for each other

like, if two supermodels hooked up, would they just get bored of each other?

or maybe it would be so amazing i can't possibily imagine it
>>
>musky
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>>5711269
>>5711280
You just want to see balls that big.
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>>5711213
i'm not gay

i just like talking about cocks and how nice it might be to suckle upon one and feel it swell and pulsate as it shoots hot cum down my hungry throat
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>>5711248
>really and truly documented
lolwut
is it more worse than normal
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>>5711250
Yes, but...is she happy?
Has she finally gotten what she wanted?
Will she feel the warmth she's been missing?
And when she's gone, will she be remembered?
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>>5711297
Who knows.

But more importantly, who cares? It's a couple of supermodels getting their fuck on, nothing special.
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>>5711318
>that feel
mah cockworshipping nigga
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>>5711221
But there was a new episode today, And Ice King Finn looked a lot like Ipsywitch
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>>5711224
I disagree about the plot, I think the story itself was pretty good
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>>5711297
Dude. They are fucking animals.
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>>5711317
That, and I want you to get past your unhealthy paranoia
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>>5711318
Friendly advice: too many adjectives
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Remember when these threads were about ponies?
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>>5711297
The two of them alone would probably get bored fairly quickly
that is, if Discord didn't just decide to do whatever he wanted with Chrysalis, I doubt she could resist

But if they were to do things together, I think they would need a third pony to enjoy
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>>5711370
_no
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>>5711347
>nothing special
how come i never found myself in that situation then?
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>>5711297
they can turn into whatever they want to be.

one can turn into celestia and the other can turn into luna.
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>>5711349

Not the anon you're replying to, but I absolutely love human, Amazon-sized Celestia's thick, throbbing, warm futa cock.
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>>5711370
>Remember when these threads were about ponies?
No, actually. Do tell.
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>>5711334
aw geez, anon...
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>>5711370
I don't understand this image.
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>>5711367
>adjectives
>not purple prose
>not too many adverbs
DYECFG?
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>>5711370
I remember when these threads were about how great Rarity was all the time.

And then everything changed when then piss nation invaded.
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>>5711370
Be quiet.
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>>5711152
holyshit, I never get tired of Jalm's artwork
he reminds me of drawhooves
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>>5711402
Preening Scootaloo's wings
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>>5711268
Exactly. Being boastful and confident is part of a stage magician's job, and they saw it as being a jackass.
Then she ended up homeless.
Way to go Twilight.
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>>5711317
You're paranoid. I don't even care if I see your nuts or not, but being worried that some ponyfag is going to dredge up who you are based on a picture of your meat and two-veg is silly.
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>>5711404
That's a pretty bad joke, Anon.
In poor taste.
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>>5711394
Human has the advantage of potentially long, delicious foreskin, but horsecocks are super hot too.

What if she had one of each?
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>>5711404
> AVATAR: THE LAST PONY
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>>5711394
objectively speaking, penises are probably nicer than vaginas

penises don't have blood and mucus coming out of them constantly and they aren't filled with bacteria

did i just convince myself to turn gay
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>>5711415
It was actually Snips and Snails' fault.
They woke the Ursa.
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>>5711186
>>5711186
it worth to struggle thru this meghan's spawn just for the songs, really
>>
DORKS
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>>5711427
I know, but somebody has the have the balls to say what needs to be said.
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>>5711442
>tfw you will never be a ponebender
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>>5711436
What, like a horsecock with foreskin?
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>>5711404
Only the Anon mastered all 6 poniess. But I haven't lost hope. I still believe that somehow, the Anon will return to save the thread.
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>>5711419
... Time to draw up a warm bath, then. It's cold here.

Don't worry, I'm gonna /soc/ it.
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>>5711443
Probably

There are like four of us that are obsessed with dicks in the thread right now and clearly we're starting to rub off on you
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Good night, MLPG
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>>5711468
heh
'rub off'
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>>5711468
>rub off on you
unf
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>>5711443
unless you intend to exclusively engage in hands, mouths, and frotting

no
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>>5711443
Dicks are great and all, but hot, wet cunts are still attractive, especially thick lipped ones that are strong enough to squeeze you like a vice.
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>>5711409
Indeed. They are quite a piece of work that Jalm drew up.
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>>5711297
>i want to say the sex between these two would be amazing
YES PLEASE
COULD YOU WRITE IT?
I tried to request it few times from different writefags
believe or not there is no such fic yet
good fic at last
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>>5711468
>rub off on you
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>>5711499
i'm sorry, i have too much other stuff to work on right now
sorry
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>>5711464
I don't think that would work, honestly.

I mean two dicks, one human with a big droopy foreskin and an ebony ponyshaft with a thick medial ring and a swollen flare.
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>>5711510
>implying I'm going to let you in
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>>5711436
silky soft
which pony loves human foreskin
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>>5711510
>that "style"
Disgusting.
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>>5711510
>implying you aren't going to steal my apples
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>>5711514
;_;
I literally never was so let down :(
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>>5711499
I'm too tired, maybe some other time. i already wrote something for MLPG tonight anyway
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>>5711526
pinkie

she loves to stretch it out and play with it

would you let me stretch yours out and play with yours
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>>5711526
Applejack, Rarity, and Dash.

A girl's gotta try a man out ONCE in her life, if she's not 110% lesbian.
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>>5711483
>>5711485
>>5711511
>MLPG in charge of maturity.
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>>5711359
>fucking animals.
unf
go on
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>>5711538
i'd feel worse but people do nothing but pester me for requests all the time and then bitch about me posting >fanfiction when i actually finish one
just keep the idea around and i might have room when i finish the four stories i'm already committed to writing
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>>5711538
i would be happy to do it, if it wasn't for that nasty little qualifier of "good"
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>>5711479
What's so fuckin' good about it?
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>>5711551
I don't have any
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>>5711564
>posting with name on
>bitching about people making requests
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>>5711553
>MLPG
>not having the maturity level of a 5-year-old
you must not have been here for a very long time
alternatively, you've been here too long
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>>5711576
i wish i could fuck another man's foreskin, i really do
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>>5711564
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>>5711551
yes please
>>5711552
I agree
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>>5711584
This.

Seriously, darf, if you don't want to draw attention to yourself, ditch the sign.
>>
There is some interesting stuff going on over here; come join us. >>5709432
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What would you do about one of your favorite stallions if they got magically turned into a mare?
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>>5711552
>implying Dash isn't straight as an arrow and everyone else thinks she's gay
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>>5711584
right, i forgot we only have names to selflessly churn out content for the benefit of ungrateful assholes

i can see why taw left, you guys are fuckers
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>>5711587
It feels like too long.
Kill me.
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>>5711605
Do they still have a dick?
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>>5711576
That is sad, I'm sorry
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>>5711625
Absolutely not
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>>5711615
YOu can't be serious. If TAW left for that, good riddance
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>>5711605
Figure out how to get the same treatment
or cuddle
probably both
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>>5711605
depends
is she in heat?
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>>5711624
But then who will be a grumpy oldfag with me?
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>>5711605
Try to get them back to normal if that's what they want.
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>>5711565
If you are RCH you need no apply. If someone else - shoot, I will be fine. The only one I've seen was a fucking long tumblr post and it was written by some 15yo virgin. So pathetic.

I don't expect Aspirant's/TAW's level of quality from anyone, just something you put some interest and soul into
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>>5711615
I think you might be more at home on a proper message board.
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>>5711632
Dropped.
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>>5711603
tl;dr
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>>5711564

darf I'm drunk and I feel bad now

please remove my foot request from the list, I love you too much to make you work that hard
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>>5711615
All I was saying was that if you post with a name it's a little bit silly to complain whenever people request fics. After all, that's what you do.

Talk about an overreaction.
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>>5711638
It's Spring, so a few hours after it happens she's already starting to feel the effects
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>>5711605
depends
was he gay before the transformation?
because if my genderbent mare wanted nothing to do with me, then that would suck
>>
New thread
>>5709432
>>5709432
>>5709432
>>5709432
>>5709432
>>5709432
>>5709432
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Of the three princesses, which one is your favorite?
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>>5711696
Pls no
>>
if I make a mafia game, how many will join?
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>>5711615
No one's forcing you to stay here
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>>5711696
get fucked faggot
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>>5711696
Just... just leave. No one is that stupid.
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>>5711712
Me.
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>>5711638
'Heat' is detrimental to a sapient society. They're obviously sexually receptive all the time like humans.
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>>5711694
I think the hottest part of that would be convincing "her" to let you try it.

I mean she's going to have those female hormones flowing through her, she probably wants it a little even if she doesn't realize it right away.
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>>5711710
All of them. Luna____
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>>5711710
Celestia. Every other choice is brony shit
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>>5711710
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>>5711710
Milky way mane
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>>5711694
Bicurious but never attempted.

Assume before it happened he was experimenting
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>>5711712
Me
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>>5711712
I've never played but Ill try
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>peek in old thread
>look at final posts

So old thread ends in Applecest, new thread goes into horses with foreskins?
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>>5711712
Not enough.
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>>5711152
>Tribes ability
So, it's justhigh-level pre-40d dwarf-fortress Throwing?

Ah, the days when thrown sand could punch a hole through a skull.
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>>5711730
>implying the current human body doesn't have any evolutionary holdovers from our ancestors
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>>5711731
unf you're right
like, you could play it off as a joke at first
but then you see her start blushing...
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>>5711684
He's got the whole starving unappreciated artist thing going on, give him a break.
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>>5711750
>I've never played
You wouldn't know that anyone else had, either
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>>5711755
We cover a rich array of subjects in this thread.
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>>5711743
> mfw I'm eating a Snickers Almond bar

I really shouldn't; my last blood draw was already 120mg/dL today.

Fucking Hell I don't want to see how badly I just fucked up.
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>>5711755
That's just the ERPers
And this thread isn't even half way over.

Pro Tip: MLPG isn't a TV program, you are a participant! Propose a new topic if you want to!
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>>5711780
Yes
I'd actually even prefer it if he was straight as an arrow before the transformation.
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>>5711710
Princess of Pretty Wings and Pretty Long Legs
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>>5711780
>breaking her until all she can do is scream for you to rut her harder
>cuddling with her afterwards, her senses coming back, she starts to feel ashamed
>You hold her tighter, reassuring her that it's perfectly natural, but at the same time asserting your dominance over her
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>>5711780
>the blush doesn't go away, and practically stains her face red the more she thinks about, the heat in her body climbing, and fanning her slow curiosity to hot lust

>inside, he knows he doesn't want to, but her body sure does want a rutting
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>>5711743
>>5711738
Look at all these bronies and laugh
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>>5711822
>>5711828
unf
>rut mind
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>>5711831
>>5711743
>>5711738
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>>5711710
I really like Cadence
I can't decide
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Anyone know what episode is coming up this week?

Man it feels good to ask that.
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http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1484912?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
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>>5711837
I love these commercials, when is anyone ever that stupid
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>>5711831
But I legitimately like her as a character.

That's totally and completely not fair man.
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>>5711853
It's about the pony you just posted you silly filly

TOO MANY PINKIES
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>>5711809
>>5711828
>she breaks inside of a day
>she makes you promise and swear that this doesn't make her gay as she rips your pants off of you
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>>5711730
and now we are overpopulated
bad fucking plan God!
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>>5711853
Squeak, you ambiguously gendered so-and-so!

Did you just start lurking again this week?
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>>5711877
>>5709432
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>>5711862
Ads assume great stupidity
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>>5711862
When America.
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>>5711846
Her best scene was the waifu toss. I felt bad for her throughout because she looked so tired, but that singe scene was so cartoonics it felt out of place.
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>>5711822
>every time she starts to worry or talk about wrong it is you start touching her again
>all the new hormones swarming through her body, she's powerless to resist and her sentences just devolve into moaning and cooing
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>>5711809
>Twilight turns a chauvinist stallion into a mare
>magically gives herself a cock
>ruts the transformed stallion's mind away
>leaves them a sex-crazed, air-headed mare
The best greentexts hits a string of fetishes
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>>5711869
I'd point out that people who've gone through HRT and GRS often have difficulty explaining their sexuality now, preferring 'androphillic' or 'gynophillic,' but I guess it's more fun for you to think of this as a straight/barely bi man who's facing rising biological urges to rut in such a species.
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>>5711866

Awwww yeah! That's gonna be six kinds of awesome with cheese. I love Pinkie.

>>5711877
I never stopped dropping by, I'm just doing so more often since we're back in-season. Alas, I'm busy with all those little projects and such.
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>>5711615
The thing is when you're an artist or a contributor, you can't act like a normal human being. Criticize someone who you're more popular than? You're bullying. Post a sad journal because you're depressed? You're an attention whore. Don't take free requests? You're a greedy asshole.

This is why they tend to shut themselves off to their community.
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>>5711897
> go there
> CTRL + F "Squeak"
> 0 results

Troll harder.
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>>5711917
>he stays a dumb slut that needs fucked even after he transforms back
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>>5711906
my favorite is when she dances with Pinkie
I haven't gone to mcdonalds to watch the episode yet
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>>5711869
>instinct prompts her to assume proper position for rutting
>she bends over, arches her back, and lifts her tail to the side, revealing the very aroused state she's in
>she gasps, and purely against her conscious will, winks her pussy at you
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>>5711930
Yeah, but if I post about my day here people say I'm an attention whore.
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>>5711930

The most successful artists are the ones that don't participate in the community if you think about it.
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>>5711954
>I haven't gone to mcdonalds to watch the episode yet
What?
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>>5711860
link doesnt work
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>>5711615
>>5711930

I'm really quite surprised Squeak sticks around, you guys treat him like shit.
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Rarity has to look after Sweetie Belle for a few days, but she's suddenly called out of town on important business that afternoon.

She literally cannot NOT go, so she asks if you can look after Sweetie and take care of her house, just for the night.

Rarity leaves in the afternoon, and will be back by the same time the next day.

What sorts of things do you and Sweetie do together until then?

NIGHTMARE MODE: Nonsexually.
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>>5711930
I'm a former tripfag and I stopped when I realized how sparsely I contribute. Now I only use one trip or another depending on the material I'm writing, then and only then.

Darf hasn't figured that out yet.
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>>5711971
You have to register first
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>>5711917
>bimbo stuff

Very few things don't do it for me, but that's one of them
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>>5711974
Fanfiction authors have tough skin.
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>>5711946
>he goes insane without a vagina and kills himself
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>>5711971
It doesn't work if you're not logged in
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>>5711862

When they're trying to make their shit look easier to use than the shit you already have, the only choice they've got is to have an actor use it as incompetently as they can.
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>>5711974
They're speaking to Darf, son. Squeak is mah niggah.
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>>5711908
>So far she has flat out refused to give blow jobs, it's her last string of manliness she's held onto
>One evening you start to get her in the mood, teasing her with your hands, and then you stop
>She looks up at you with wanting eyes that just scream "why?"
>You stand up in front of her and unzip your pants, gesturing to your dangling member only inches from her face
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>>5711982
Darfs pretty slow like that
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>>5711993
>boypussy
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>>5711974

He's like a battered spouse, he comes back because he's too pathetic to leave us.
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>>5711966
I don't have good internet where I am? Mcdonalds has free wifi?
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>>5711996
Well how the fuck do I do that if the link doesnt even go anywhere
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>>5712023
Login at the home page and then click it
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>>5712021
Being a battered spouse is my fetish.

I wish I was joking.
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>>5712022
...so you're gonna sit in a McDonalds and watch My Little Pony?
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>>5712017
You have no idea how flattering it is to see an impostor.
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>>5711930

I only wear my trip when I contribute, and I try not to act like too much of a fuckstick about it.

It seems to be working all right, even if I'm not as popular as some of the other drawfags.
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>>5712043
Leave the dude be.

He's probably the same guy who complains about oggchan.
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>>5712019
it just is not the same
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>>5712040
Kind of like "you beat them and fuck them and they still love you for it"?

Because everyone has that fetish.
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>>5711775
I'm wondering, what happened that made Celestia end up as another adventurer?

And how many bits for a good brush to comb her mane.

>>5712022
That's what I thought, but it still sounded weird.
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>>5711997
My favorite's the one where she opens a folding chair perfectly and then throws it on the ground as if it hadn't worked
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>>5712069
No, I want to be the battered spouse.
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Hey real quick, how much traffic did we accumulate on Episode day?
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>>5711605
would she still be as high-strung and goofy as her male self?
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>>5712043
sit in the parking lot in the car
>>5712062
about what?
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>>5711974

Aww, it's not that bad. Admittedly some stuff gets me. But I understand that I might be annoying to some people and can respect that. It's the nature of 4chan, if I didn't get told off every now and again it'd be weird. I'm quite hard to get rid of.
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>>5712081
It actually wasn't as crazy as I thought it was going to be.
Just seemed like typical episode day speed.
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>>5712081
1700 posts in the thread that coincided with the episode IIRC
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>>5712069
>everyone

Check again
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>>5712022
Go at 3am in a hoodie and watch it drinking a coffee
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>>5712076
I dont think I saw that one
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>>5712017
where do people like Darf post their stuff now that clopsort is ded?
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>>5712093
Yeah!

A Squeak is no Whimper
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>>5712069
Can't say I agree with you on that one.
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>>5712117
That girl had the biggest fucking titties I swear to god.
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>>5712115
it closes at eleven but I would
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>>5712117
God she was sexy
I love tiny women with appetites
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>>5712123
>implying they don't just post it on FimFic
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Should we run? Should we scream? What happened, to the post-war dream?
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>>5711986
Mind control stuff usually does it for me. Bimbo is close enough

>Rarity used to be the manliest stallion in town
>then she pissed off an especially powerful, travelling mare Unicorn
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>>5712123
http://www.fimfiction.net/user/darf
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>>5712117
> mfw Zuko ended up remarrying after his first wife's death
> and chose the smoking hot Earth woman who still holds a flame for him
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>>5712133
They don't even look big, like, what
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>>5712143
>>5712146
You know, I hate how much more user-friendly the clopsort was. It makes fimfic feel utterly unuseable.
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why is this so funny

the mixture of spanish and english?

the absurdity of it all?

for some reason it makes me think of pony fans
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>>5712163
> 'best'
> biggest
TWO DIFFERENT THINGS, MATE

NOT EVEN THE GUY
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>>5711965
Quite a few of ones well known here are the ones who are surrounded by drama, whether caused by themselves or dragged in by others.
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>>5711946
>transform back
>getting rid of a perfectly good mindbroken mare
For shame, anon
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>>5710681
Tea, Earl Grey. Black, with no sugar.
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>>5712178
but he actually said biggest
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>>5712173
it's not really spanglish, just using the english word because there's no direct spanish equivalent, I think.
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>>5712173
I'd like for this to be redone with one of the CMC

Preferably Applebloom
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>>5712148
>first wife's death
What?
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>>5712192
My nigga.
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>>5712205
>not Scootaloo
dude wtf are u doin
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>>5712146
that is just that guy where are all the other stories
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>>5712178
I'm almost certain can't read well.
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>>5712197
Alright, sorry, I was speed-reading

I don't know, maybe they were big proportionally, or they were the pertest?
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>>5712217
My first reaction was Scootaloo, but we don't know who her mom is
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>>5712191
>not wanting a mindbroken stallion

What are you, straight? Die cis scum.
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So, we got any ass worship fics yet?

Cuz that's my fetish.

And we need more of it.
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>>5712217
Relatives
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>>5712219
what do you mean by "authors like darf"?
authors from MLPG?
clopfic authors?
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>>5712059
I only wear a name when I contribute, but I rarely get any feeback (not that I get much feedback on tumblr or DA). I though critique was implicit when contributing. Oh well.
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>>5711565
Did I scare you anon? I'm sorry, it keeps happening. Oh well.
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>>5712117

Respectable choice... but she's no Ty Lee.
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Can someone on here help?
Google isnt working and and I dont know how to work deviantart....
I need a link to Angelucifer's channel in deviantart with the harem comics about dusk.
I'll be back in a bit
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>>5712192
Go to bed, Jean-Luc
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>>5712163
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>>5712233
We don't know appleblooms mom either
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>>5712241

There's the few written by gypsymagic
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>>5712263
its AJ dummy
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>>5712247
not that guy, but yeah, clofic authors. Preferably sorted by date added.
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>>5712251
Pff, Jin is way better than Ty Lee. She doesn't try to kill you or freak out if you don't pay attention to her for ten minutes.
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>>5711930
then what's the point in giving yourself a fucking name if you're going to contribute without doing it for the benefit of people knowing anything about you. If you want to be completely selfless despite people shitting on you for your attempts at 'contribution' then bra-fucking-vo, you're a modern day saint, but why should this worthless shit pile expect people to do things for their benefit and then treat the creative people who write and draw what they can't like utter garbage?
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>>5712247
yes, pony pornography writers
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>>5710681

Vanilla Caramel tea with just a little milk and sugar.
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>>5712205
APPLE BLOOM: QUIERE SER APPLECORE
Y SU MAYOR HERMANA NO LO DEJA
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>>5712263
Err
whoops
my mind went to AJ heh
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>>5712261
> those HUGE TITS
Goddamn it Zuko
You just had to go with "poison and lace," didn't you?
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>>5712219
There's a search function. Learn to use it fartknocker.
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>>5712268
>>5712279
http://www.fimfiction.net/index.php?view=group&group=12

this is about the best you've got right now
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>>5712170
Why not just store your stories in a pastebin or something?
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>>5712261
>It took my uncle ten minutes to do my hair...
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>>5712298
>fartknocker.
it's been so damn long since the last time I heard that word
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>>5712241
>ass worship

sometimes i think i may like anus more than vagina

it's certainly prettier
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>>5710681
Roobris Red Tea.

I really need to cut back on coffee; 6am bedtime and 3pm wake-up is not good.
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>>5710934
G'night
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>>5712268
What do you think about heroku?
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>>5712241
Gypsymagic started a tumblr for porn and there's a ton of it.
Don't have the link but check last night's threads?

ctrl+f tumbr I suppose
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>>5712328
Like this fucking cunt. When is the last time you contributed anything, you worthless bull-dyke?

Get the fuck out of here.
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>>5712275
Protips:
-You are incredibly bad right now
-MLPG isn't a single person
-Calm the fuck down and/or go to bed
-Maybe have a thing of chocolate milk
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>>5712298
>>5712300
man that site is hard to use screw it
>>5712314
if the writers all posted their new ones in it i would
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>>5712241
I think there's someone doing a series on ass worship

They've done it with Fluttershy, Applejack, and Twilight so far
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>>5712326
Have you seen the average, as in, not pornstar ass?
It's fucking eughgh.
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would you spoil the fillies rotten
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>>5712340
>people in the general refer to clopsort as heroku
>hear heroku at work
>think of poneginas
God dammit you guys
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>>5712326
i don't know about anal

i thought ass worship is like groping and kissing and squeezing and slapping and spanking and rubbing rumps
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>>5710681
This morning? Breakfast Tea with milk.
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>>5712273

Ty Lee, you idiot, not Azula.

>implying I wouldn't be lavishing a girl like her with attention anyway.
>implying I'm not holding on to some vain hope that she'd find my awkwardness endearing
>implying it wouldn't be great to have her call you "Cutie." ;_;
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>>5712338
>words
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>>5712338
>people still trying to make Celestia feels
>Q4 2012
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>>5712340
it's down
this was just said
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>>5712353
Chocolate milk is for suckas
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>>5712358
butt...
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>>5712314
I don't write. I'm talking from the reader's standpoint.

>massive, all-inclusive list of fics
>sorted by date
>newest at the top
>marked by author and characters
Perfection. Shame it died.
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>>5712248
>, but I rarely get any feeback
I know that feel. Even so, I get more feedback on 4chan than anywhere else
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>>5712376
>it's going to be 2012 in less than 2 months
Holy shit this year went by fast.
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>>5712295

Hey - fuck you. Girls like Mai are hot too.
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>>5712353
The fact that it's an opinion espoused by multiple people in this thread gives it credence to be addressed.

Also, fuck you.
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What's your favorite part of your favorite pony's body?
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>>5712382
those are some beautiful soft butts

i'd like to rub my face against all of them
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>>5712359
If I were charged with their guardianship? Absolutely not.

If I were just visiting them?
Absolutely.
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>>5712350
Sorry, namefield defaulted to the old trip. Fuck Chrome beta channel.

I've been Anon, like I said:
>>5711982
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>>5712236
Would it even be straight? It would really be a male, just horrifically turned into a female against their will
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Random question

Am I the only one who really wants AJ to get her own song this season? I mean she's just about the only one who hasn't. Well I suppose Rainbow Dash hasn't either, but Find A Pet featured her pretty heavily besides.
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>>571239
what
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>>5712382
I don't like that Cadance isn't actually on Luna; she's just floating on air, with nothing holding her
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>>5712295
The world may never know.

http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Avatar_the_Last_Airbender%20jin/1

Shame there's no porn of what happened to her after the Fire Nation took over the city.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5v2vfbH6Dg&feature=player_embedded
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>>5712400
i find the most arousing part of a mare's body is the eyes
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>>5712380
I'm using it right now. Is it just down for certain people?
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>>5712398
A'ight, fuck you too.
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>>5712356

THERE'S A TWILIGHT ONE?

LINK

You know. For research.
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>>5712411
Nope, that's actually a fairly popular sentiment around here.

People really want an AJ song
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>>5712394
Even faster than you think, it's actually going to be 2013.
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>>5712423
>speaking of non-contributing tripfags
Kill yourself.
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Have you guys seen this shit?
>>>/q/279379
>>>/q/279502
>>>/q/279239
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>>5712406
It's ... complicated.
>>5711919

But never let complex truths get in the way of your boner fuel.
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>>5712398
(protip: no it doesn't)
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>>5712400
Vagina and butt
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>>5712353
you sound like my dad after he gets shitfaced drunk and i tell him to shut the fuck up, except i can't punch you in the face and you forget about it
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>>5712411
i would also

country music is canon, and her VA is a professional singer
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>>5712411
Me too, but honestly, I'd rather here a legit Dash song
AJ would sing about apples or some shit
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>>5712416
I agree with you that it would be better if she were resting on her, but it's still explainable in that it looks like she is supporting herself by standing on her right legs.
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>>5712443
but anon
he himself is non-contriburing namefag
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>>5712441
>yfw it's a song about traditional one-mare/one-stallion marriage
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>>5712411
Only if it's a folksy singer-songwriter tune
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>>5712386
Doesnt your story have to be approved or soemthing to get on FIMfiction? I just post my stuff on pastebin because it's just so much simpler
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>>5712473
>tfw AJ's song written by Conor Oberst
my boner
it cannot be contained
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>>5712434
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>>5712348
>Gypsymagic
>Tumblr

Link, for the love of God link.
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>>5712400

Her beautiful mane.

Whenever I look at it, I can't imagine it as anything other than the smoothest, silkiest hair you'd ever feel. I'd want to brush it forever, and it probably smells like flowers and grass.
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>>5712403
> the witch-dyke isn't dead, but has just moved on to a different plane of existence, subsumed in the Sea of Anon

So we lich now?
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>>5712473
The Tallest Mare on Equestria
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>>5712434
it works but new stories cannot be added
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>>5712411
I think it'd be awesome if Allison Krauss wrote it
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>>5712480
By 'approved' they mean 'is this about pony and readable by an english speaking individual.'

And people can still read it if they have the link.
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>>5712411

Far from it. Far, far from it.

Also, Hi.

Also, First Pegasus seems to be pretty popular still. I had someone on dA asking if he could show one of the pictures in one of his comics. I told him to ask you or Slywit about it because I wasn't quite sure how to respond to it.
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>>5712391
>>5712248
you could post some stuff you drew now
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Which pony would roughly press her hoof against my modest package until I begged her to stop?
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>>5712480
probbly. it was all user-moderated on the clopsort.

Fuck,. why don't we just make an IDENTICAL one on heroku?
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>>5712500

Probably none of them
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>>5712484
Like I said, just go through the threads from last night and "ctfl+f tumblr" til you find it.
He wasn't using his name though, so it's just going to be an anon post.
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>>5712500
None
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>>5712500
Carrot Top.

She's into the whole s/m thing, but won't push it too far.
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>>5712515
>>5712484
http://mygypsymagic.tumblr.com/
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>>5712500
Rarity. She needs leverage to make very clear what will happen if you let slip she wants boiling hot Human spunk in her cunt this Season, not god-fearing Equestrian liquid grit.
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>>5712464
...Is that even English?
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>>5712442
>tfw the world isn't going to end
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>>5712498
I drew something and posted it earlier but got naught a single response. Feels bad man.
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>>5712446

...People still go to /b/?
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>>5712411
you should have posted the mu version [1]
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>>5712535
Did you give a little explanation telling us that you drew it and it was new and everything?
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>tfw can't be chill
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>>5712535
THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR CONTRIBUTING LOL
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>>5712498
I posted a fic at the beginning and no has said anytihng
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>>5712559
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>>5712498
I actually have a class in 13 minutes and I'm still in my PJs.
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>>5712400
The freckles
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Protip for up-and-coming drawfags:
If you want responses, feedback, or advice, ask for it when you post. There will be a load of people that will assume it's just another picture someone posted and breeze on by if you don't say something.
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>>5712560
THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR CONTRIBUTING LOL
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>>5712554
Yup. Sure did. Usually at least one person notices. I'll post it again tomorrow maybe.
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>>5712559
Ok seriously. Milk and bed.
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>>5712535
well link it or something. not complicated
>>5712560
>fanfiction
I think you can see yourself out sir
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>>5712411
Prediction time. She will sing in Apple Family Reunion
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>>5712580
I'm sorry sometimes people, myself included, just miss things.
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>>5712400
her rainbow
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>>5712589
WHO LIKES READING M I RITE WORDS R 4 FAGS
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>>5712369
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>>5712547
Aw man
I was expecting something but I wasn't expecting that
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>>5712589
shut up, >fanfiction is a legitimate contribution too
so long as it's shit we requested
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>>5712441
>>5712459
>>5712457
>>5712473
>>5712492
Oh yeah her voice actor is AMAZING, there's no good reason for her not to have a song. I'm looking quite forwards to seeing if she'll get one, there's an episode about an Apple Family Reunion, so hopefully that episode will see it realized.

>>5712495
Hi! And yeah! It was surprisingly popular, I'm quite glad you guys liked it, you can go ahead and tell him yes, I don't mind in the least, or you could just send him my way.
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>>5712532
Is that even a contributing namefag?
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>>5712607
>defending fanfiction ironically
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>>5712615
>implying anyone other than a mouth-breathing retard would waste their time reading schlock by someone who can't even come up with their own characters or setting
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>>5712621
No, that's not
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>>5712621
What kind of noncontributing namefag is that?
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>>5712589

reading is 4 fags id rather smoke weed
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>>5712626
>enjoying words
fucking faggot
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>>5712627
>implying your opinions aren't awful and extreme
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>>5712621
Nope
Feel free to ignore him forever.
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>>5712446
I don't care, I don't anyone els ehere does either
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>>5712627
You're silly
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>>5712647
You a couple of words there
But yes
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Lyra makes the fancy hats she wears.
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>>5712627
>using the word schlock
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>>5712627
Stop taking fiction so seriously.
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>>5712627
But then it wouldn't be about ponies i like
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pendulous ponynuts
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Can we talk about fetish instead of meta bullshit? I think even most of you who dislike fetish like it better than meta bullshit.

Which pony hates musk the most?
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>>5712618

Like I said to him - I didn't make the story - I just drew it - so I thought it better to err on the side of caution.
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>>5712642
>doesn't like fanfiction
>he must not like reading at all!
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>>5712600
S'why I'll just post it again eventually.
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>>5712654
>>5712664
>legitimate criticism against the morons who write >fanfiction
>LOL U SO DUMB ANON
Hypothesis confirmed, kill yourselves.
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>>5712661
>lyra looks excitedly at fancy hats
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>>5712627
same could be said of "art"
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>>5712670

NO MY LITTLE PONY IS A VERY SERIOUS SUBJECT MATTER ANYONE WHO DISAGREES IS A BRONY
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>>5712673

What if everyone just talks about something they enjoy?
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>>5712680
MAKE ME
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>>5712685
I enjoy Rainbow Dash
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>>5712685
Does anybody actually enjoy meta bullshit?
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>>5712680

I think you need to chill out bro.
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>>5712677
>someone who enjoys reading saying a form of writing is inherently unenjoyable or without value
>shitting on people who write or read it
>logic
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I like eggs
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>>5712691
Do you enjoy cumming inside Rainbow Dash?
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unf
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>>5712706

piss please go
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>>5712615
It was requested
>>5710283
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>>5712685
I like Chrysalis in just about any facet she's been discussed on here.
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>>5712691
Oh I forgot my picture

This is Rainbow Dash
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>>5712705

I like eggs too.

How do you like your eggs?
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>>5712710
>Braeburn will never play with your balls
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>>5712673
>Which pony hates musk the most?
Fluttershy, which is odd because she deals with animals so much. She deals with baby bunnies who smell like pee all day, and hoary animals of all shapes and sizes - more than anything she wants her first time to smell of lavender and rose water and lots and lots of love.

Little does she know the men she most admires are likely to smell a little ... peaty.
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>>5712673
Fluttershy. She wears a clothes pin on her nose during the mating seasons
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>>5712713
Sorry Bray Bray, I don't read fanfics.
But keep up the art, it's improving.
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>>5712710
i want to play that game badly
but emulator does not work
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>>5712724
and she never washes her fucking vag so she smells like a hot day at the horse farm
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>>5712723
Speaking of that, HotBallsAnon here. Stripping the EXIF data from my photographs presently. Anyone still care if I link the relevant /soc/ thread?
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>fanfiction said once derails thread
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>not mindlessly agreeing with everything I say

Fucking bronies am i right guys?
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>>5712680
Just because you don't like stories based on preexisting settings does not mean that nobody else is allowed to like it.
Your "criticism" is shitflinging.
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>>5712710
Shop this so the scoreboard says "UR A FAGET"
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>>5712723
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>>5712680
After you, cupcake.
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>>5712746
Fanfiction is shit. Go elsewhere.
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>>5712746
'Liking' something that is ineherently less valuable than something requiring actual creative ideas or effort makes your opinions garbage, and by transit, you.

Eloquent counterpoint though, cockburglar.
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>>5712661
that is unbearably adorable
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>>5712723
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>>5712758

You don't even have a urethra Pinkie.
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>>5712741
why are those butts german?
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>>5712762
Nobody asked for your opinion.
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Beep boop
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>>5712762
Nachos is my bro, he always has the best opinions.

Like how soft horse-vaginas are. They're better than human girls. Nachos knows what's up.
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>>5712715
she's eating that corn out like it's a hot mare pussy
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>>5712762
You are shit. Go elsewhere.
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>>5712714
She is a very good horse, in a lot of ways.
She's particularly good at diverting meta talk

What sort of daily shit do you think the Queen of Changelings has to do?
Are there changeling politics, or does she rule with an iron hoof?

What sort of dilemmas get brought before the queen?
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>>5712765

bro really i think you need to relax here.
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>>5712773
As if that will ever stop me.
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>>5712789
She has to keep the changelings from killing each other over which one writes better fanfiction.
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>there is an organized group of people who do nothing but shitpost on 4chan all day every single day

Just remember this.
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>>5712637
>tfw smoking weed while reading enjoyable pone story
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>>5712796
Oh but I am relaxed
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>>5712798
The important thing is, you don't have a problem hanging around somewhere where you're not wanted and everyone hates you.

Just like in real life! :D
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>>5712751
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>>5712765
>ineherently less valuable
And that's supposed to somehow make it unenjoyable?
Get over yourself. If you're too busy being patrician to have fun, then you really are sad.
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>>5712661
why does bon bon have a short mane
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>>5712739
pls do link it, i want to see MLPG nuts.
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>>5712806

R...really?
Seriously?
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>>5712806
I wonder if Nachos is on their list.

Ah, who am I kidding, he's not a team player.
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>>5712815
Fuck the police.
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>>5712765
But writing a good story does take effort and creativity, fanfiction or not
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>>5712724
Her friends would help her get over it

Applejack would invite her down to the farm to help Big Macintosh out, then Pinkie would "happen" to be there too

Then Fluttershy would be left alone with Pinkie while she goes on and on about how sweaty and smelly Big Mac is.
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>>5712806
I mostly just post about my crushing depression and ponies!
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>>5712820
You're right, Twilight is an amazing novel and McDonald's is as good as real food. I sure am happy with my existence after realizing this!
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>>5712812
then stop responding
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>>5712798
see, this is why rapey is better than you. he knows people don't like him, but he doesn't revel in it, just apologizes and moves on.
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>>5712809

>Tfw drunk off your ass and trying to read shit
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>>5712823

she's a lesbo.
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>>5712751
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Have you climaxed to the new episodes yet? What scene gets you spurting the hardest?
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>>5712834
The best 'fanfiction' is literary garbage that would make a real author vomit themselves to death.

Try reading a real book for once in your life.
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>>5712812

no you're not. you're telling strangers to kill themselves because of my little pony fanfiction. im worried about you anon. you aren't well.
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>>5712789
She probably has to crush a few rebellious clusters in the hive now and then
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>>5712845
>tfw when trying to draw while drunk of your ass
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>>5712845
>tfw drinking and drawing and it doesn't look horrible
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>>5712798
It should.
You really should realize that nobody wants you to be here.
And that should bother you.
And it should bother you enough to make you leave, and go somewhere where people will actually want you.

Why do you not realize this?
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>>5712849

But...

who fucking cares
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>>5712710
Braeburn has such pretty wings
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>>5712832
He might as well be.
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>>5712859
That wasn't me, but I seriously believe the world would be improved if people as inane as you were removed from the gene pool.
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>>5712872

Because you keep responding to him.

Just. Filter. Him.

It's that easy.
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>>5712849
>The best fanart is artistic garbage that would make real artists vomit themselves to death. Try going to an art museum for once in your life.
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>>5712848

what the fuck mang
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>tfw skipping 6 out of 7 days of college
>to pony
When does my Pinkie arrive MLPG? I think I deserve it by now
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>>5712789

>chrysalis doesn't enjoy dealing with politics so she just leaves it up to a randomly picked group of changelings
>they don't even really have much power
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>>5712849
You cound't a write a good story if your life depended on it, you couldn't even write a decant fanfic. Have you even finished a single novel. you don't know shit about writing a story.
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>>5712849
Recommend me one with computer science or cyberpunk themes, and with moderately few characters.
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>>5712872
You're assuming that I care what you think and that it doesn't please me to see you suffer.

You should stop doing that.
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>>5712885
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Well, this sucks

Lets talk about fetishes or something

Which of the main six has the least socially acceptable fetish?
Which fetish is it?
Does she indulge?
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>>5712887
But that's a solution.
I just want to bitch and moan
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>>5712890
This is also true, but people like you fuckers jizz themselves over a picture of Rainbow Dash sucking a horse cock.

Further evidence anyone who believes anything in this fandom of 'value' is a reprehensible shit stain.
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>>5712849
it doesn't fucking matter
you sound pretentious
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>>5712867
Alcohol must be your spirit guide
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>>5712828
Alright. It ain't pretty.
>>/soc/13643859
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>>5712914
I bet Twilight fucks goats.
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>>5712902
Pinkie is on back order for like 6 months, we've had a lot of anons ponying really hard and she has to make the rounds.

I can send you this one right now if you want.
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>>5712914
>Lets talk about fetishes or something
No
Just no.
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>>5712917
don't cut yourself on those edges man
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>>5712885

Look man you need help. Denial isn't helping. You need to go to the doctor, and tell him "Hey, I start to foam at the mouth whenever someone mentions my little pony fanfiction. do you have anything for that?" It's for your own good.
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>>5712849

>Ross at a Panel discussing literature
>one kid comes up with a picture of one of his OCs
>he rips it up in front of him, then spits in his face before literally booting him offstage
>sits down at the panel and takes a deep swig of his drink - a glass of vinegar with cigarette butts floating in it
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>>5712923
>>>/soc/13643859

ftfy
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>>5712905
>cound't

Consumption of a media has nothing to do with its construction. If you're too stupid to understand that then you should follow my earlier advice.
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>>5712835
How would that help? That's a huge turn-off for UNLESS OF COURSE she introduces Fluttershy to how musky marecunt is too.
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>>5712921
What if I run out of my liquid courage?
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>>5712937
Do you have that in purple?
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>>5712937
goodbye friends

i am dying
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>>5712738
>fluttershy
>never washing her vag
nigga what
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>>5712914
Twilight is a nerd. Nerds browse the internet. The internet makes you a sick fetishist. Ergo Twilight has a scat fetish.

she doesn't indulge.
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>>5712885
A for effort, anon
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>>5712914
No, we have to talk about the show.

The hiatus is over. Keep the fetishes in the old horse.
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>>5712914
Cougarity and Cougarlee
They pick out the best cherry colts from the schoolhouse and proceed to give them a gentlecolt's education.
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>>5712937
Fine if that's all you have...
Not that I like Dash or anything!
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>>5712953
she's a filthy hippy
she doesn't know how to clean up down there
and her mom told her it was a place to never be touched, so outside of being inherently filthy she can't bear to scrub it when she does manage to bathe
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>>5712948
You'll probably die!

You should steal and hoard as much alcohol as you can!
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>>5712885
It's fucking fanfiction.
Stop taking it so fucking seriously.
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>>5712960
unf
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>>5712949
I'll have to pull a few strings but I think i can get you a purple one.

Alright there you go, sent.
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>>5712945
>Consumption of a media has nothing to do with its construction.
No one can be this stupid
>>
Goodnight.
I expect you to be less full of shit in the morning.
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>>5712917
>your tastes are not sufficiently patrician for me

You have trouble making friends, don't you?
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>>5712976
Mad fimfiction faggot detected
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>>5712985
>I don't have a way to refute a logical statement
>'lol how dum can u be'
MLPG in charge of rational arguments
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>>5712975
>mfw very little left
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>>5712992
>buttrustled fifty shades of grey fan
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>>5712944
haha what the fuck?
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>>5712946
Pinkie can convince anyone to do almost anything

By the time Pinkie finishes, Fluttershy would be barely able to stop herself from licking the sweat right off Big Mac
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>>5712960
Which colts? This is important.
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these two fillies are super pretty and don't get enough love
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>>5712937
please do
a Dash in a box is just what I need right now
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>>5712990

>tfw drunk as shit, texting girls, and talking about your favorite pony

woooooooooo
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>>5712983
But my name's not Sent.
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>>5712917
>>5712885
some of the best works are fanfiction and fanart of the bible and shit

the truth is, all modern art, all modern writing, completely sucks balls
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>>5713018
Rumble
Scootaloo watches
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>>5713019
What act were they doing on rollerskates again? It was something really dumb
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>>5712958
Fool, Crystal Ponies have only opened the gate to a whole new realm of fetishes
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>>5713025
I meant like "it has been sent." Geez anon
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>>5712996
What's your fucking problem?
You're a horrible human being if you actually believe the things you're saying.
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>>5713019
They don't get enough love because who are they?
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>you will never watch Pinkie toot a flugelhorn with her butt
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>>5713026
>comparing anything composed with thought or purpose based on a text relevant to the construction of society to a story about cartoon horses from a show for little girls written by uneducated neckbeards
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>>5713027
Oh. That's something. All she does is watch?
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>>5713042
What else would she toot with.
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>>5713039
I think you're being tricked bro
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>>5713019
isn't she the cutest
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>>5713012
Do you have an actual argument to make?
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>>5713039
>swearing will make my self-doubt and failure go away!
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>>5713026
I disagree.
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>>5713026
>fanart of the bible and shit
That's because the bible was the most well-read and well-respected piece of literature during the time this was the case and it literally dictated their lives. I've never heard anyone holding MLP in such a high regard - the two are incomparable
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>>5713040
>>5713032

Sunny Days and Peachie Pie

Won the award for Best Dramatic Performance.
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>>5713046
no no see now you're stuck
I'm comparing those old things to ALL new shit. show me a good modern book or piece of art
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>>5713039
Double mad fimfiction faggot detected
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>>5713035
>implying I don't want to talk about musky ponynuts or swollen marecunts
But seriously, people get their panties in a twist when we clickety clack down the track.
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>>5713046
By that logic you shouldn't even be watching this show.

I mean surely you must think the writing is absolute shit.

And none of that >implying bullshit, I want a real answer.
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>>5713065
>the two are incomparable
They're both fiction.
I have compared them.
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>>5713051
Yes because pone is not for sexually in the first place
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>>5713014
This is what happens when Anon gets board.

He shows that, indeed, his balls are the size of eggs or greater.
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>>5713080
>I don't understand the context of language
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>>5713059
>projecting
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>>5713067
Too bad they lost the POPULARITY contest
>>5713071
The Da Vinci Code
Twilight Saga
My Life by Bill Clinton
etc.
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>>5713051
Scootaloo is the sort of student that learns best by doing. Cheerilee understands this fact very well and makes sure Scootaloo receives the best education possible.
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>>5713072
Horrible human being detected.
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>everyone right now
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>>5713094
>The Da Vinci Code
>Twilight Saga
>My Life by Bill Clinton

>any of those
>good
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>>5713071
That entirely depends on what you consider modern. A lot of 20th century literature is excellent. 1984 for example was only written about 60 years ago
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>>5713092
That was the first post I read. I just got here.
What are they talking about?
>>
Look at what you've done.
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>>5713098
Faggot crying bitch tears detected
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>>5713102
i finally that fucking fuck today, too
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>>5713078
>implying he's not just trying to piss you off
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>>5713112
I KEEP POSTING PONIES BUTT IT'S NOT WORKING
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>>5713078
The writing for the show exists in-and-of-itself as the product of a kid's cartoon show.

It isn't designed as a bastardization of its own content, it doesn't hold aspirations completely alien to its medium or stories, and it doesn't attempt to do anything that fanfiction detailing horse-sex, dramatic development, or inane bullshit tries. It is a show enjoyable on its own merits, and the garbage created based on it is an extension of something beyond what it was ever intended to be. It doesn't work as literature, it barely functions as banal amusement, and saying it has any empirical merit is indefensable in every regard.
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>>5713117
You what
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>>5713118
>implying it's not working
Let me tell you something about hate...
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>>5713106
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>>5713106
>insinuating those aren't timeless literary classics alongside The Very Hungry Caterpillar, The Koran and Stellaluna
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>>5713113
>>>/b/
>>
So if I WAS to suck up to people on Tumblr to get more publicity, who would be some good ones to ask?
>>
You bring up a good point Jalm
I was writing him off as just a villain with no back story on purpose, but they did in fact hint pretty heavily that something happened with Celestia and Luna and then they never got into it. Pity.
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>>5712970

Why is this arousing

it's probably because I imagine the stench is strong enough to knock you right the fuck onto your ass.
Perfect.
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>>5713131
I fuckin LOVED the very hungry caterpillar
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>>5713131
>The Very Hungry Caterpillar
>not The Rainbow Fish
BLUNDER
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>>5713067
>the audience wept with joy at their dramatic reading of their favorite poem: "On Rollerskates"
>Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon were stunned they didn't win
>prize for S&S, CMC, and the skaters was a trip to Canterlot to look at the sculpture garden
>DT and SS tricked the skaters out of their prize somehow, or mean girl'd them into giving it up
>thus, the opening of the Discord episode
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>>5713113
Tryhard detected.
Also, horrible human being.
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>>5713120
Post better ponies.
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>>5713140
>being this mad
lol moralfag detected!
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>>5713141
Rose and Nanaki
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>>5713123
its sole, entire purpose is enjoyment, like video games
you fail by default
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>>5713160
>>>/b/
You don't belong here.
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>>5713157
Is it working yet?
These ponies have goggles, and there's even some more ponies in the back ground.
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>>5713162
oh man
he drew boobs again
he's so talented
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You aren't even here for ponies anymore, are you?
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>>5713164
>>5713156
>tfw you people keep responding to the most blatant shitposter in the thread
FUCKING
STOP YOU BLIND CUNTS
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>that feel when you make an anon cum over the internet with your work
Best feel.
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>>5713148
i think it's arousing because the idea of fluttershy with body-image issues, a deeply ingrained shame towards sexual exploration, and a complete lack of personal hygiene is all a recipe for the most scarring first time possible - you could reinforce all of her views about herself, let her know how filthy and disgusting she is with her body odour as only a single example, and leave her believing she's been completely ruined and made worthless after you had your way with her - by that point she'd be so broken you could do whatever you wanted with her. it's perfect.
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>>5713026
Narnia is fanfiction of the Bible.
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>>5712705
>>5712717
> I like eggs
I'm still ambivalent to seeing balls on /soc/, but I guess it's a change of pace from MUH DIK
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>>5713174
He'll get bored.
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Can someone post that tumblr image of two brony artists admitting their love to eachother.

I think one was swaetshirt
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>>5713175
no it's not. it's the emptiest, most terrible feel.
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>>5713167
>and there's even some more ponies in the back ground.
inb4 fluttershy background character le epic joke
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>>5713019
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>>5713167
You're getting there...needs more Pegasi
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>>5712955
Just scat?
All that time on the internet, she's sure to have picked up more than that.

She has all that power, I'd guess that she'd end up with fetishes related to that.
The question is, would she enjoy abusing that power, lording it over lesser ponies and bending them to her will, humiliating them and taking her pleasure from them however she wants, whether they consent or not.

Or if she would want to have that power taken away, left pathetic herself, nothing more than a weak earth pony with a bone on her head. Completely unable to resist when some violent, simple brute makes her his, degrades her and scrapes her face along the floor as he shows her how little power she really has.

And i don't think she would indulge normally. She does have terrible lapses in judgement every once in a while. Who knows what she's capable of when she is hallucinating a group of laughing fillies playing with a ball are cruelly taunting her.

Now, what would happen when she lost it?
Would she seek out a weak, fragile, pretty little pony to make her very own?
Or would she go wandering around in dark alleys, in far more dangerous areas than such a delicate, helpless little filly should be alone in?
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>>5713163
Saying fanfiction is like video games is like saying hitting your nuts with a hammer in front of a bus of schoolchildren is like sex.
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>>5713187
Maybe if your efforts weren't directed towards that goal. But if they were?

Amazing.
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>>5713175
I don't know if I know that feel or not
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All literature is fanfiction of the real world.
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>>5713171

I've been here for having drunken fun with my pony-loving /co/mrades since I got onto this wild ride back in '11.

This is like a home away from /co/.
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>>5713200
Well, if you post a sample of your work I'm sure someone will tell you.
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>>5713167
Flitter looks so happy~
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>>5713174
what if i am also a shit poster
EH??
you want to shit up the thread? AMEN! LETS FUCKING GO
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>>5713190
Is this enough pegasi?
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>>5713185

pls respond
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>>5713205
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>>5713190
This is my last one, I am exhausted.
These ponies are wearing funny hats and are even showing affection with the ritualistic nose boop, very rare.
My only hope is that I have not shamed my famiry's honor.
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What if worst pony was a stallion
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>>5713216
o-okay...
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I don't really contribute but the thought of losing my name/trip and attention frightens me.
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>>5713231
From the thumbnail I thought it was a really lanky dragon
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>>5713167

Fucking retarded blue horse, that's not a wonderbolt.
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>>5713212
the shit is this?
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>>5713239
please no
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>>5713235
that was hot, but it's not gonna get anyone to cum
unless they have really low standards
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>>5713239

I...what?
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>>5713220
FUCK YOU
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Fuck it's true. EVERY NIGHT is a terrible night ot be on MLPG.
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>>5712765
>>5712765
he is right though
fanfiction is a low-tier parasite
good for plebs
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>>5713197
saying your taste is better than mine is factually wrong
fin
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BOARD GAME

http://www.boardgame-online.com/g/game.php?g=bTvB

COME PLAY
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>>5713218
cute, ain't she?
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>>5713239
>sameface
>anime shit
>those outfits
0/10 get fucked
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Update BoxDog
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>>5713261
Taste has nothing to do with it you idiot. This is why 'argument' over the internet is retarded - because when morons like you 'refute' a point by ignoring it completely and failing to raise a counterpoint, you can escape into anonymity instead of being responsible for your retardation.

Learn to form a coherent thought and understand the words in front of you and you might save yourself from a lifetime of stewing in your own idiocy.
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>>5713256
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>>5713246
MLPG abomination
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> mfw we're actually so bored despite the return of the show some of us are posting ball shots in /soc/

This is worse than that time whats-his-name fapped on screen for $50
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>>5713273
>not noticing the horrifying anatomy
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>>5713273
>not even picking up on the disastrous anatomy
THIS GUY
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>>5713161
Rose has nothing to suck. Even her vag is withered and looks like wallnut's cover.
(she never used it)
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>>5713157

>you will never tie a bunch of office chairs together and "row" your way around your workplace with your pony coworkers
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Lelouch vs Sombra

Who would win?
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>>5713284

That was like, a week ago.
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>Fanfiction is to literature as dubstep is to music.
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>>5713252
i figured
darf seemed to be creaming his pants over it but
y'know, he's darf
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>>5713291
>tfw rose is a frigid cunt
I wish she'd just die forever.
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http://www.boardgame-online.com/g/game.php?g=bTvB
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>>5713267

What is this?
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>>5713298
But some dubstep is good.
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>>5713298
You're right.
Now shut up.
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>>5713246

Some Fluffy Pony Abusefag or a spammer trying to stir up shit.

Just filter it and move on.
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>>5713296
Yeah, and Nanaki was terrible. Just terrible.

Frilly panties? Really?
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>>5713298
perfect
wait.. why do you use dubstep and music in the same sentence?
fighting words
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>>5713308
>he doesn't remember our boardgame online adventures
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>>5713301
i was enjoying it, but my reactions here are much more emphatic than anything in real life
every 'unf' is just that
i can count the amount of times i've enjoyed something in the threads beyond a twitch on one hand

it was still nice though
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>>5713294
Lelouch, how is that a question?
oh yeah, I forgot, he's dead
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>>5713310
Dubstep is never good.
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I will never fathom why people think shitposting is fun. Do you guys, like, think we tear our hair out and grind our teeth when you ecks dee troll us? It's a mild inconvenience at best.
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>>5713322
>>5713311
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are you shitposting out of boredom or malice?
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>>5713329
false
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>>5713252
>you
>speaking of standards
>in regards to that
heh
what, you'd rather hyper gushing cocks?
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>>5713322
i can't believe i left that on
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>>5713329
The majority of pre-2005 dubstep is banging m8
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>>5713335
>>5713338
>I don't even care about your shitposting, but I'll make sure to tell you how much I don't care!
Try harder.
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>>5713327
>boop culture
>microboop
>boop apologists
>legitimate boop
>Celestia's boop
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>>5713327
...Are you a wizard?
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>>5713338
I see them every day
Some of them don't even know they're shit posters
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>>5713354
>implying I don't care about the shitposting

It's ruining the thread, you know?
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>>5713348
Where are they gushing?
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>>5713354

>he thinks I dont care

I do, I just said it's a mild inconvenience. Oh wait, you're shitposting again.
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>>5713357
Are you a shitposter?
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>>5713356
>internal boopshot with a transparent crystal pony
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>>5713279
but your 'points' are all matters of opinion. there really is no argument
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>hur dur guys can't wait for season 3 that'll change mlpg suddenly everything will be good again hurrrrr
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>>5713369
>>5713366
>n-no I do care really you guys
You are the problem
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>>5713363

No ugly sixth sense kid, you are the shitposter.
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>>5713316
A lot of ignorant fools think that noise and music are one in the same.
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>>5713381
What about me?
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>>5713382
>fools
>not foals
ponevidyaluna pls
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>>5713382
Nachos you bumblefuck I normally enjoy your provocative talents but you go too far
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>>5713377

And you're certainly helping things along, thanks anon, you're a real thread savior.
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>>5713322
>implying Lelouch died
>implying you even /a/
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>>5713380
And now suddenly we really don't care?
Make up your mind. Are we supposed to be indifferent or assdamaged?
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Oh shit, I forgot to fap today

Will I die?!
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>>5713376
All of human discussion is a matter of opinion, but we can use things called 'common discourse' and 'eloquence of argument' to frame our opinions in a manner that presents the only thing we can apply as objectivity.

If you're not capable of having a discussion above the level of semantic existentialism then you're too simple-minded to frame your points in a manner beyond 'this is my opinion', and shouldn't be listened to in the first place.
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>>5713382
>one in the same.
Are you playing doubles advocate
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>>5713406
yes
yes you will
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>>5713392
>I'm going to complain about people voicing their disapproval
I had to do it myself or else you would never learn.
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>>5713392
I don't really want to save it.
I was mocking people who thought everything was going to be better.
Because I knew it wasn't.
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>>5713403

He's done, he's trying to perpetuate a cycle of "no u". It's simple shitposting with no thought put into it.
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>>5713267
>passing up Deerhunter AND Mac Miller on the jukebox
I ain't playing with no plebs, nosir
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>>5713415
fuck i love ass
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>>5713409
Its devil's advocate, you penis butcher.
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>>5713374
>internal boop without spoilers
>forced boop
>unwanted boop
>surprise boop
>sleep boop
>cuddle boop
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>>5713363
do you see any shitposters right now?
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>>5713393
Shit, you mean he didn't?
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Would you rather discuss your thoughts and predictions on the panka episode or talk about pony cocks and marecunts?
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I used to wonder what friendship could be...
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>Semantics: the thread

Dubstep as it exists today wasn't really how it started

Behold, melodic dubstep
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9G1Hfb8oiUM&feature=relmfu
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>>5713432
I LOVE A GOOD TRICK!
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>>5713448
Neither. Go die in a well.
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>>5713448
What's there to discuss on the pinkie episode? Just some random xD bullshit that'll happen just like every pinkie episode.
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>>5713448
> implying we can't do both

I mean think about it, how would PINKIE respond to a scenario with TOO MANY PINKIES?

> SELF-CEST ORGY
Oh my dick.
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>>5713228
>>5713185
>>5713228
>>5713185
>>5713228
>>5713185

pls
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>>5713431
>Stallion to Mare transformation booping
>Boop inflation
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i'm eternally despondent and i'm blaming all of your for it

fuck you
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>>5713408
do all the mental gymnastics you like, your opinions are still just that and have no bearing on reality no matter how many people agree with you
and know that you are a terrible conversation
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>>5713466
I'm eternally frustrated and I'm also going to blame you all for it

so fuck you too
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>>5713448
Oh boy I'd love to do th-
Fuck
off
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>>5713423
Who doesn't?
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>>5713462
But I can't into sexual ponkos. She's just... too much like a child. It'd be awkward.
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>>5713455
That isn't how dubstep started either though. What the fuck.
Too much emphasis on the snares and samples
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>>5713467
>I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU SAID SO UR WRONG
>ITS JUST OPINIONS
>UR BAD AT ARGUING LOL
Holy shit. Congratulations, you have reached a new level of retardation. This is like trying to explain to a rock how consciousness works.

Enjoy your perpetual brainlessness.
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I would like to take credit for single-handedly ruining this thread.

I hope you all die.
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>>5713481
exactly
all the terrible parts about fucking a kid
and none of the delicious parts

fucking worthless
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>>5713492
Butting in on this conversation to say that you're a pompous piece of shit.
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>>5713492
tl;dr: ur dum
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>>5713455
that's nice but i like a song with a bit more power and speed
http://youtu.be/3vC5TsSyNjU
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>>5713480

booty butt
booty butt
booty butt cheeks
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>>5713495
ugh...
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>>5713467
>your opinions are still just that and have no bearing on reality no matter how many people agree with you
Okay that's just dumb. Opinions are the driving force between our society
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>>5713498
Having the ability to understand argumentative discourse doesn't make you pompous, nor does calling someone out on their terrible reasoning. Thanks for playing though.
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>>5713495
I thought that was shot to hell when Twilight said "No, Pinkie! She's not really going to eat you!"

And Pinkie revealed she just likes being silly, she's not STUPID exactly.

That said, her emotional intelligence dealing with being rejected or disincluded is sketchy at best.
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>>5713503
her ear is drooping off her head
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>>5713510

NNNNNNOPE
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>>5713503
Butts are funny
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>>5713492
so what was your point? I can't describe to you why I like something? I don't need to. You sa6 what I like is shit, I say fuck off, and that is good enough for you
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>>5713503
Oh god my balls
>>/soc/13643859
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>>5713510
I would that Rarity
what's wrong with me?
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I have all these MLP magnets and I put them on my fridge.
I'll have to take them down when my roommates get back on friday
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>>5713507
yeah but it doesn't mean one is wrong, it doesn't change my course of action
if you let others do your thinking for you well.... that's you
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>>5713510
> big tits and hips, barring Pinkie (and maybe Dash) who Do have hips at least

Wh-what is this

I'm aroused by anthro

MPLG pls
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>>5713515
>I was only pretending to be retarded!
Pinkie is such a faggot.
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>>5713513
The manner in which you present your opinions is unmistakably pompous.
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Which pone has the fullest marelips?
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>>5713534

I have all these Weezer magnets and buttons that I put up everywhere when my roommates are gone

I have to hide them when they're here, they're too patrician and I don't want t
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>>5713536
>it doesn't mean one is wrong
Depends on your definition of wrong. There are plenty of opinions that are dumb, unpopular, uncommon and they can all be considered "wrong" unless justified, something you don't seem to be capable of doing
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>>5713521
No, the point was that the thing you like is withou societal, philosophical, intellectual, or even communal value. It is the literal word-based equivalent of divergent garbage, in every manner that we have for definition, and your counterpoint is "well you just don't like it." The foundation for that dislike is based on reasoning and provable value. Are you free to like something worthless? By all means, but it means that it is still quantifiably shit, and therefore should no sooner be celebrated than other things that detract from the shared worth of human existence - Twilight, #YOLO, a million other things that I'm sure you'd be just as quick to admonish. And through all that, your sticking point that any of it has to do directly with 'opinions', even if it was accurate (which it isn't) still ignores the concession that all human reason is based on subjective experience of the world - but at no point did you address any of the faults with your argument, with the things being said to you, or even realize they existed. That is why you are a moron, and why everything you have typed is words-on-screen verbal shit.

Hopefully that's enough for you to understand, but if you need it in words less than three syllables, feel free to ask.
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>>5713547
I wanna say....rarity?
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>>5713540
I'm afraid there's no way to stop the spread of the infection.

All you can do now is kill yourself, before you turn into one of them
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>>5713547
Fluttershy. She love love loves warm baths because she can wipe them up and down with a nice soapy wash cloth, and then have some hot squeaky-clean fun.
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>>5713513
your reasoning on something so inconsequential brony, you think so deeply about this pony shit don't you?
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>>5713545
Your definition of 'pompous' seems to be 'with the authority of reasoning as opposed to baseless shit-flinging'.

Either you need a dictionary or you don't like the idea of people pointing out idiocy.

There might be a reason for that.
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Oh for crying out loud.

Will you people NEVER quit?
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>>5713554

do you realize you are in a thread about a cartoon for little girls
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>>5713510
That image is missing an important detail.
Size reference.
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>>5713561
u-unf...
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>>5713547
who do you think?
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>>5713554
"value" is subjective
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>>5713554
fucking lol
look how much you posted
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>>5713570

TILL THE DAY THAT I DROP YOU'LL NEVER SAY THAT I'M NOT KILLIN' 'EM
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>>5713564
Actually you can take all of his points out of the MLP context and they're perfectly justifiable
>anything I dislike is brony
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>>5713564
Thinking about anything doesn't require effort, but if you equate being capable of 'deep' thought on a topic with something negative then you're probably either incapable of that type of thought, or even more so, responsible for decrying it elsewhere in life as well.

Thinking isn't a crime, and implying it takes any amount of undue effort or investment means you probably don't do much of it.
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>>5713554
I'm not reading all of that.
I think you need to take a break from this place and come back when you're in more of a pony mood.
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>>5713578
They're all mounting each other
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>>5713593
Anything I dislike IS brony.
At this point the word has lost all meaning anyways, so what's wrong with using it to describe anything and everything I don't like?
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>>5713596
>>5713583
>>5713572
>words are hard, i'd rather smoke weed
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>>5713567
but you are shit flinging, you're just typing a whole lot like an idiot
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>>5713554

What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o' monsoon that'll wipe ye off the map. You're sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o'er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o' the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I'll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o' the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn't, ye didn't, and now ye'll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I'll shit fury all over ye and ye'll drown in the depths o' it. You're fish food now, lad.
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>>5713613
>your shits all fucked and you sound like retarded, who needs all those words nigga
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>>5713612

why would you post something like that in a thread about my little pony
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>>5713554
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jO8xRn52Xl
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>>5713612
Take a break.
Come back when you want to talk about ponies.
This fanfiction argument bullshit needs to stop.
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>>5713577
> clean self-pleasuring women
Yeah, that's a good fetish.
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>>5713561
Does she use a vacuum pump to get them larger or are they naturally thick?

Could your hands even cover them up?
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>>5713612
>>5713621
Stop.
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>>5713594
I don't do much excessive typing is all, because this doesn't matter
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>>5713591
MY HEARTS BEATIN', MY HEARTS BEATIN,' MY HANDS ARE SHAKIN' MY HANDS ARE SHAKIN' BUT I'M STILL SHOOTING AND I'M STILL GETTING THE HEADSHOTS IT'S LIKE BOOM HEADSHOT BOOM HEADSHOT BOOM HEADSHOT

rip
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let's just all agree fanfiction is shit and move along.

Talk pone
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>>5713632
They aren't really huge, just delicate and long.
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>>5713653
fanfiction is enjoyable
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>>5713638
Neither does anything else in life, but here you are wasting your time on something pointless anyway.

Nihilism as reductivism is moronic.
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>>5713644
Whatever happened to those guys anyway? I liked them
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>>5713656
...long?
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>>5713653
i'll agree with this

>>5713658
no, fuck you
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>>5713658

Correction: fapfiction is enjoyable.
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>>5713629
>that floral scent fresh out of the shower
>that smooth, moist skin
>that damp, messy hair
>those clean, full lips just waiting for a good tongue-lashing
I think I like it
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>>5713659
so you realize your argument was shit all along?
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>>5713658
Kill yourself.
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>>5713668
... Have you ever been with a woman with large labia?
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>>5713554

>taking fanfiction THIS fucking seriously

How autistic do you have to be
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Does anyone have the "In my hooves, on my head, in my saddlebags... in my mouth!" image?
I need it for a purpose, but can't seem to find it in my folders, and my attempts to Google it are failing.
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>>5713682
>I don't understand that thing you said so I'll just use this nonsequitur
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>>5713653
>let's just all agree with my opinion and move on
No, that's not how it works. We're supposed to agree to disagree.
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>>5713672
I'll accept this compromise.
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>>5713683
You first.
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I edited a comic and made a thing
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>>5713685
>using logic as a lens for understanding the world
>2SRS BRO U AUTISTIC?
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>people thought everything would get better once s3 started
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>>5713554
>>5713554
>>5713554
>>5713554
>>5713554
>>5713554
>>5713554
>>5713554
>>5713554

WOW AND YOU'RE HERE3 TALKING ABOUT PONIES??? THEY MUST BE SOME DEEP SHIT FOR THIS DEEP MOT6HERFUCKER
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>>5713672
>>5713672
>>5713672
>>5713672
THIS
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>>5713700
Are you quite done?
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>>5713700

>trying to understand my little pony fanfiction
>not autistic
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>>5713700
this cartoon is fanfiction of older ponies
why are you here in the first place?
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>>5713710

Why are there random numbers in your words when you aren't even remotely trying to leet speak?
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I hate you.

All of you.

Every.

Single.

One of you.
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http://vimeo.com/53321312

Anyone excited fro this?
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>>5713719
>having to try to understand things
Life must be a constant struggle for you.
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>>5713724
But I tried to be funny see>>5713699
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>doxy asks $4,500 for shitty calender
>he ends up with over $12,000

goddamn
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>>5713561
>>5713577
>>5713629
>>5713679

D'you think she'd ask us to take baths with her? In the interest of saving water?

Afterward, you could lie in the tub with her leaning against your chest, enjoying the warm water.
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>>5713724
You don't hate me, though.
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>>5713679

>floral fresh scent
>instead of rancid cheese BO
no thanks

>smooth, moist skin
>instead of grimy, sweaty flesh
i don't thiiiink so!

>damp, messy hair
Okay, dirty hair is gross

>clean, full lips just waiting for a good tongue-lashing
>insteady of musky, tangy, and unwashed lips
meh
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>>5713727
Are you incapable of not slipping an insult into every post you make?
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>>5713722
do you look at your keyboard? is it different? it is my long nails that hit extra keys
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>>5713739
LOL you are one wonky cunt m8
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>>5713739
Why don't you go wallow in a ditch while you're at it?
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>>5713741
When the people posting things are too retarded to understand their own idiocy, I feel inclined to point it out.
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>>5713750
Trim your nails then, dipshit.
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>>5713727

How is My Little Pony fanfiction worth your time?
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Good night my little bunnies
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>>5713737
Do you think she would ever slip you inside of her while she's laying over you, moving in slow rhythmic motions and causing the water to slosh around in the tub?
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reeses pieces pure pwnage
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>>5713741
he ignore the blatant logic presented to him >>5713720
hypocrites void their arguments
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>>5713768
GUYS I FOUND AN EXAMPLE OF SOME AWSUM FANFICTION WRITTEN BY OUR VERY OWN EMELPEEGEE
SO GEWD

>Pinkie ignores Applejack as she rambles aimlessly and pushing her at the same. “I can’t wait to show you! It took me ALL day to make is GIANT, wonderful cake! I want to surprise Twilight for her birthday with it! It got candles, sparklers, more candles, birthday cards, EVERYTHING! I want it to be surprise, but I sooooooooooo wanted to show this to someone, and what better pony to show this cake to than the great baker herself? I even light it up just for the preview!” Pinkie trot backward to the kitchen door. Right at the doorstep, she boop Applejack’s nose to stop.

>she boop applejack's nose to stop

LOL
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>>5713768

0/10
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>>5713753

I'd love to
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>>5713775
>>5713720
>I'll avoid everything said thus far and keep changing what I'm trying to establish
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http://www.valvetime.net/threads/valve-sob-project-was-called-stars-of-blood.236988/
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>>5713775
How is this in any way fanfiction of older gens? It is a new gen entirely, with almost no similarities to older generations save for the fact that they're ponies, some names and that it is a show to sell toys
That "logic" is retarded
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>>5713758
you are just flinging shit, big long explanations doesn't change that
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>>5713772
I'd want her to fall asleep with me inside her, gently winking as we snuggle each other in bed.
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>>5713739
the fuck is wrong with you
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>>5713758
That's no excuse.
If you want to express your opinions in a semi-believable manner, the least you could do is show some modicum of consideration for the people you're talking to.
Otherwise it's like you're just trying to show off how awesome your opinions are and how much better you are than everybody else.
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>>5713787
A gentle reminder.
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>>5713799

I can't control it, man.

I'm like Bruce Banner and my nose is the Hulk.
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>>5713801
Believability has nothing to do with politeness, and it's the same level of consideration on the other side of the discussion for people to even make an effort to understand the conversation, which they haven't done.
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>>5713775
>>5713741
Yeah, just like how everything featuring wizards is fanfiction of Harry Potter, vampires for Dracula and so on. Genius
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>>5713807
I am all of those things except artist.

You are wrong.
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>>5713807
>my insult is in an image so it's scathing and valid!
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>>5713795
you don't now what you're talking about anymore, I see.
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>hiatus is finally over
>MLPG has been fetish-talking and infighting for so long that this is all they can do anymore
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>>5713798
>winking while you're buried inside her
I don't know what that would even feel like
but it sounds hot...
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>>5713822
>"How is this true? [Reasons why it isn't]"
>"lol u obvs dunno wat ur talkin about"
Bravo, reduced to tears.
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>>5713822
>anymore
Who do you think I am?
>he pointed out flaws in my logic
>yeah well you're wrong
lel
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>>5713809
yes it does, and I don't even need to explain it since you're so smart
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>>5713825

Well people certainly are doing their part to make the general a better place.
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>>5713825
It's nighttime, what do you expect?
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>>5713821
You're not deep.
You're not an intellectual.
You're not an artist.
You're not a critic.
You're not a poet.
You just have internet access.
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>>5713825
Let's face it.

We have become infested with users that want nothing more than to shitpost all day long.

There's pretty much nothing left of what this place used to be.
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this whole thing started because someone said they didn't like fanfiction?
i'm sorry
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>>5713840
because those reasons were false
>>5713842
being wrong is a flaw
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>>5713820
Nathan please, you have way too big and exaggerated opinion on your person.
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>>5713843
You're not helping your case here, man...
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>>5713860
Don't be. You're showing MLPG's true face.

Much like Gotham, it should be allowed to die.
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>>5713820
NTSTSTS please, being pretentious does not make you intellectual or a writer.
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>>5713861
Welcome to reasonable discussion, here's how it works.
You think something is wrong. Therefore, you demonstrate how it is wrong.
There's the criteria, now have at!
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>>5713861
>because those reasons were false
So you're telling me this show doesn't have ponies, similar names and isn't a stint to sell toys?
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>>5713857

I don't think that's the problem.

I think our problem is we're either incapable of, or just unwilling to, ignore shit we don't like and talk about things we do. Like pony.
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>>5713881
That wasn't me, but thanks.
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>>5713857
I really just like to argue, and I haven't seen the new episode yet. We'll have discussion wednesday or thursday
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Can this thread just be deleted please?
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>>5713837
>he hasn't fucked a mare while she's in heat
Do you even watch the show?
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>>5713892
Really I just want to stab you all in the dick at 3am when I can't sleep and the only people I know are alive now are you all.
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>>5713899

No. The ride doesn't end.

We forge on.
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>>5713902
not you...
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>>5713892
I enjoy reasonable discourse beyond people shitflinging about their opinions
It's happened a few times.
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>>5713873

Yeah man, fuck MLPG, we cant let people have nice things.
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>>5713884
you are mistaken, there is no reasonable discussion. Stating reasons why your opinion is 'right' is pointless
refute that
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>>5713896
Of course you like to argue.
It's an excuse to shill yourself and the things you believe.

But all it does for everyone not involved in the argument is take up space.
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>>5713825
>>5713857
it's almost like this is exactly what i said was going to happen or something

huh

imagine that
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>>5713913
>reasonable discourse
>MLPG
Good fucking luck, the depth of discussion and debating here is limited as all hell
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Would it really be so wrong to have a short burst of ponychan esque moderation to curb the obvious shitposting?
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>>5713923
>don't try to have opinions or say things, I don't like it
Well, okay then.
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>>5713913
>reasonable discourse beyond people shitflinging about their opinions

What the hell is that?
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>>5713895
What's up NTSTSTS, still buys with personal stuff?
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>>5713922
>Stating reasons why your opinion is 'right' is pointless
Not even him, but justifying your opinion lends credibility to it?
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Wow This Thread Is Really Bad
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>>5713937
Eh. The usual.
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I don't feel like reading through all this shit
can someone tell me what happened here?
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>>5713947

autism
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>>5713922
I am incapable of coming up with a cogent counterpoint to this statement beyond "Holy shit are you literally retarded?"

I concede, you win. Well[layed.
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>>5713947
Some asspained fimfiction authors are upset that people said fanfiction is bad
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>>5713943
How does it feel to be eclipsed by the likes of Cereal Velocity?
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>>5713825
to be honest I knew this would happen.
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>>5713930
I could agree with a bit of mod intervention to remove >fanfiction fans and apologists.
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>>5713947
I think darf autism'd into the sun and it got onto a discussion about fanfiction and now I wish I we were all ead.
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>>5713950

>Cheese spam

I'm asking politely - please don't.

It won't fix anything.
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>>5713941
>opinions
>credible
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>>5713959
>trying to start shit all over again
Just stop.
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>>5713964
Sometimes you make me chuckle
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>>5713943
Dammit, I still haven't found anyone who could do that requests of mine. Man, I'm so mad I missed the time when you were open for these.
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>>5713964

I could also agree to the abolish of useless tripwhores.
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>>5713688
Nevermind, realised I could find it by searching the archives.
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>>5713962
Eventually people will have forgotten I ever did anything, and I won't care because I'll be dead or gone. C'est la vie.
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>>5713964
I could agree with a bit of mod intervention to get rid of tripfags that don't contribute like you.
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>>5713977
If your opinions don't have credibility then what is the point in arguing them in the first place?
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>>5713947

autism.
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>>5713989
>C'est la vie.
FUCKING DROPPED
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Which pone would you most want to snuggle post-coitally?
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>>5713996
He's using inescapable subjectivity as a debate 'tactic'. Just ignore him.
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>>5713956
finally, your eloquent ass has been shut down

listen, you really do not need to justify your opinions so desperately. it isn't healthy. just relax and enjoy life
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>>5713978
>trying to start shit
The truth should not be contained
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>>5713995

They don't care what goes on in here.

We're left with the honor system when it comes to trips and names.

Normally, I think it works pretty well - but you just gotta accept the ones with no honor that squirm through.
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>>5714010
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>>5714009
>don't argue about shit man, u just got pwnd pretty hard so you might want to sit down
>listen dude just chill ou every day, sit back and smoke weed 420 you only live 1ce u no?
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>>5713996
but I was never debating my opinions, you shouldn't have to
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>>5713995
>implying I don't contribute more than anyone else on /mlp/
Just who do you think is responsible for teaching you ignorant cityfolk how horses work?
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>all this mad
>>5713335
>>5713338
But you guys don't care at all right
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>>5714010
Why contain it?
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>>5714012
windows95tips.tumblr.com pls go
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>>5714019
I can't.
It's just unjust.
I hate it.
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WHY WON'T YOU LET IT END
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>>5714032

>quoting shit that was posted like 30 minutes ago
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>>5714020
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>>5713947
some guy is being super eloquent with his shitposting, not knowing the one who typed the most was ultimately trolled the hardest
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>>5714057
lol he got rekt
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>>5714051
...your point? Just because a post was made 30 minutes ago doesn't make it cease to be funny with regards to the current tricking
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>>5714005
why are you even debating? I told you you were wrong, end of story
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http://vimeo.com/30525241

holyfuck this fucking game
why consoles always getting the best exclusives

fucking greedy sontendo fags
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say the opposite of what someone wants to hear in order to own a person
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Alright, non-autists, let's discuss the show. Which upcoming episodes are you looking forward to and why?

Episodes are here
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_My_Little_Pony:_Friendship_Is_Magic_episodes
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>>5714070
le epicly owned
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>>5714032
>lol I sure got you guys good
Shall I start clapping for you?
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>>5714057
>the one who typed the most was ultimately trolled the hardest
>this what trolling is nowadays
Wherefore
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>>5714040
>went to that tumblr
jesus christ how horrifying
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>>5714081
Too Many Pinkie Pies and Magic Duel
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>>5714085
If it inconveniences them and causes them to expend time, energy and resources on replying, it's considered trolling.
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>>5714081
The Very Special diabetes episode with Pinkie.

You think it's not coming, but it is.
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>>5714083
>implying I "got" anyone
If you want to clap then go right ahead. Get me a medal too
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Let's just kill this thread and recycle the one that was made a while ago:

>>5710239
>>5710239

please do not confuse with troll thread:
>>5709432
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*trundles dagwwood dog cart into thread*
wwho wwants some a these delicious dogs
only twwo trollars and crunchy to boot
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>>5714085
it's actually the way it has always been
at least here
not like you do any worthwhile trolling offsite anymore
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>>5714081

I really like Pinkie Pie, so im looking foward to the multiple pinkie episodes. The apple family reunion is gonna be good too. Maybe we'll find out what the deal with AJ's parents is.
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>>5714097
What should I have engraved on it?
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>>5714081

>Sleepless in Ponyville

>Scootaloo Episode
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>>5714100
No one wants to go to your damn thread, man. Let it go.
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>>5714100
Not yet, we still have 10 images left to go.
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>>5714106
The guy who points out the obvious things no one else wants to hear
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>>5714022
>he thinks he must defend his every belief with facts!
where did the priest touch you?
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>>5714100
>not named
>hella early
>sombrero
Try again yesterday, pal.
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>>5714092
Oops.
1. Pinkie pie episode, and 2. It sounds interesting
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I want to make a sandwich, but the only cheese I have left is swiss. Is swiss cheese good?
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>>5714081
I'm looking forward to the Scootaloo episode.
Because Scoots is adorable and we may even finally get to see her parents.
>they're not Mexican
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>>5714113
That's pretty long to fit on a medal...
Maybe something a little shorter?
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>>5714085
Back in my day trolling meant something.
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>>5714134
>implying Scootaloo won't wink at the camera as she states that she's an orphan
bazinga
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>>5714134

Mi hermano.
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>>5714129
not at all
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>>5714022
>>5714120
At this point you're both just being terse out of spite.
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>>5714145
>tfw scootaloo 'winks' at the camera
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>>5714134
Why would they be?
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>>5714129

Nigga Swiss is fantastic for sandwiches.
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>>5714110
That is not my thread, but there is no reason to do not use it, it is a proper thread with name and keywords.

>>5714122
>mad non-contriburing tripfag
reason why all thisshitposting exist here
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>>5714141
Sentenal
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>>5714158
Exactly.
That fanon was fun while it lasted, but now it's time for it to die.
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>>5714154
I've never seen someone so moronic be so smarmy in their lack of intelligence, so the reaction was kind of expectable.
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Hey assholes, stop watching shows for little girls
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>>5714081
Gotta say next week's episode is the biggest one, just because of the impending insanity that will follow from there being more than one Pinkie.
Magic Duel's pulling in a close second though; the possibility of getting to see Twilight using her spells creatively again it pretty sweet.
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PINK
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>250

>>5710239
>>5710239
>>5710239
>>5710239

JUST FUCKING MOVE AND STOP ARGUING OVER SHIT RETARDS
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>>5714181
Psst.
Hey.
Psst.
All the season 3 episodes are going to be shit.
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>>5714167
why are all anons exempt from being held responsible for the shit state of things?
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>try to have any form of discussion
>fetishfags try to interject
Every fucking time
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>>5714167
Aw, you're cute.
It's at 250 images, I'll move the marker now.
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>>5714168
Perfect!
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>>5714169

>time for it to die

That implies it was obnoxious and overused. And really these days it's neither. If anything, it's being laid to rest if they show her parents and give them personalities.

On the other hand, if they somehow wheedle out of showing them...
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>>5714195
>try to have any form of discussion
>"lol ur wrong get rekt"
Don't bother.
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>>5714195
>try to haave any form of discussion
>someone with an overzealous opinion shits everything up
alternatively,
>a shitposter pretending to be someone with an overzealous opinion shits everything up
>>
Do you think your favorite pone would indulge your favorite fetishes?
>>
>I say I find fanfiction enjoyable

>here is all this 'factual' bullshit about why what you like is shit

>I say I still like it

>you have no argument words words word words word words words word words word words words word words word words words word words word words words word words word
>and if you don't like all my words you are a retard!
okay

but I believe nothing changed
>>
YOUR CONSTANT FIGHTING IS TEARING MLPG APAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART!!!!!!!
>>
So are we going to use that autistic Anon's thread or should I make one that is less shitty?
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>>5714223
i like you
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>>5714220
I don't have any fetishes
>>
okay,

fuck this

I'll return when mlpg is less faggoty and less autistic
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>>5714229
Shut up and move to the new horse.
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>>5714176
We can no longer be friends.
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>>5714223
Oh yeah?!
Well I'm looking DOWN on you!
How does THAT feel?
I bet you feel pretty plebeian right now, huh?
And you should!
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>>5714244
We don't have a new horse. We have this rotting horse and a horse nobody wanted.
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>>5714220
hrm
do you think twilight would cast a want in need spell on my cock?

I think that'd indulge my fetishes pretty hardcore.
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>>5714253
needs more prose
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>>5714259
Would she be immune to her own magic? Do you want to walk into town and have mares nuzzling against you incessantly or just a purple pone hungry for your dick?
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>>5714282
hrm
well
if she's willing to force her friends into doing something like that, that'd be fucking great
(and if she could make sure it works on stallions too, i'd appreciate it)

but the latter option is just as cool
especially if she lets me choose when she gets to snap out of it
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>>5714304
Stallions too, you say? So you're after all the ponies in Ponyville fighting over your erection against their will? When would you set them free?
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>>5714363
well geez, I wouldn't want the whole town entranced forever! I'd let them go after I had my fun and filled enough marecunts and stallion buttholes with semen
(of course, I might keep one in particular for a looong time if he moves his hips juuuust right and moans like a little mare)

but if it was just twilight, I can think of all kinds of fun games to play
Like, I'll only break the spell if she can go an hour without sucking my cock.
I think that'd be a fun game to play.
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>>5714430
A smart pony like her would try to find a loophole by grinding her dripping sex against you. But watching her squirm and sweat as she licks her lips and tries not to think about how desperately she wants to feel your girth plunging in and out of her throat would be quite nice, wouldn't it?
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>But watching her squirm and sweat as she licks her lips

and that's just with me sitting there with it out
when I start stroking it
and encouraging her

And despite all her posturing
despite all the little murmurs of rejection as she looks on in awe, her own will battling the spell
I know that she'll give up and resign to me fucking her throat for the entire rest of the day. Because, thanks to her own magic, she doesn't want anything else in life.
She'd last a few minutes, maximum.

Ya know, I told her I'd break the spell eventually, but I think I like her muzzle wrapped around my cock much more than deep in some stupid book
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>>5714518
Would you let her spend the night with it in her mouth? Or feed her a hearty breakfast of your viscous spunk in the morning?

Do you withhold cock and ask her to beg for it? How long can you hold out with her describing just how much she needs to feel you roughly pounding her lips and using her throat like a sex toy while winking furiously? Does she climax the instant her nose slams against your groin?
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>>5714571
god yes
unf

all of those things

I'd force her to do all sorts of embarassing things if she wanted to feel my cum splattering against the back of her throat

she'd have to suck me off in public
she'd have to answer the door with my cum on dripping from her muzzle

i'd force one of her weekly letters to celestia to be describing in extensive detail how much she loves cock and wants to taste it all the time and how much she loves to lick it and suck it and drink down semen and how it gets her off and she never wants anything as much as she wants to gag on my cock

i'd tell her, if she wants my cock, to invite over one of her friends and hit her with the same spell
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>>5714670
Do you like her being embarrassed about it, or do you prefer your purple cockslut to be shameless? Proud to wear your semen on her face or loudly gag as you facefuck her in the center of town?

And which friend would you ask her to invite over? What other pony would you want to have their eyes roll back into hearts as they hungrily swallow your erection and noisily slurp on it before pushing it into their throat and swallowing hard?
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>>5714708
i want her to be embarrassed by it
but so overwhelmed by need that she does it anyway
I want her to gripe for maybe a split second
"Do I really have to d-"
before she glances at my cock
and swallows hard, imagining it being rammed past her lips and deep into her throat once again
her mouth waters
her protestations sputter and devolve into lusty, desperate whimpers
then all resistance leaves her and she'll do anything i ask

oh god i don't know
i want applejack
and rainbow dash
they're both so proud it'd be so satisfying to see them slaves to throatfucking
seeing rarity's dignity leave her with a single touch of twilight's spell would be nice too

and of course
seeing twilight so desperate for cock that she's willing to turn all her friends into whores just for a taste has a particular appeal
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>>5714773
I bet you'd like to watch Twilight whimper as one by one her friends slowly break, their bodies moving them closer to your crotch even as their complaints begin to crumble in their mouths, turning to mumbles and stuttering protests until they're inches from your shaft and whispering how much they love it.

Then you could smile as Twilight bites her lip and the urge to undo her magic battles with jealousy over not being the one that's hungrily bobbing their head in your lap. And when you place your hands on their cheeks and begin to thrust roughly she'd cry out and wink loudly, her mind torn between her deep need for your semen spurting into her belly and the shame of wanting nothing else in her life than to make her throat into your personal cocksleeve.


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