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Since this is the direction the last thread was going anyway...
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GAK
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GAK
dubs
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I want to have fun with Wheaties
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>>5654863
>>5654877
>>5654897
lel xd epic new mee mee
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>Grape
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>>5654853
You had "no idea" how you had a linkback to a crystal Flashlight Lady model?

Really?

Just own up to it.
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oh god i'm imagining her voice

http://v6.tinypic.com/player.swf?file=2ppa2k9&s=6
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>rape
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>>5654863
>>5654877
>>5654897
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>>5654924
man i love me some hot glue
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>>5654917
What does she taste like?
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>>5654853
>No link to old horse
Challenge failed spectacularly
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>>5654924
Yeah, I can squirt Cetaphil on action figures too.
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>>5654923
I had that post number copied for a post ages ago. I apparently cannot hetzer and copy/paste at the same time.
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>>5654917
Would you pour milk in your Wheaties?
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>>5654944
Lemon-lime soda
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hue
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>>5654935
that is not how you opreate a chainsaw properly. I'm concerned holding it in that manner would easily injur or kill you
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>Cadence isn't with the girls when they leave the kingdom.
Oh well, it was nice seeing her one last time.
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Green Algae for Kids
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>>5654863
>>5654877
>>5654897

welp this thread is already shit
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>>5654966
she'll be in the finale 2parter
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>>5654924
hello! this is pink celestia's urethral adventure!
http://www.mediafire.com/?72dm116omztmi7j
redlightponyville
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>>5654966
I'd rather have more Luna than Cadence anyway.
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>>5654972
You mean the series finale two-parter?

Yeah, probably.
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>>5654966
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>>5654972
Just as long as the big bad isn't as boring I will be okay with that.
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>>5654979
no the season one
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>>5654966
They're going back to the kingdom later on anyway
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>>5654973
Celestia's horn is pretty slender
not to mention short as fuck
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>>5654977
gtfo brony faggot
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>>5654966
Candyass was seen leaving the Empire with the 6mane at the end.
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WEH
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>>5654985
Dammit!
EVEN FULLY AWAKE I CAN'T SEE SHIT!
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>>5655003
>lowercase filename
reported
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>there will be porn of Pinkie in g3 face form
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So, how WOULD it go, MLPG?

Is it a moment of passion that just goes that far? Is it slow and awkward? How does she behave? Is she loud? Does she cling to you like a zip-tie? Does she finally give up her dependence on DT after?
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>>5655008
There's already lots of g3 porn in existence, so it shouldn't be so spurprsing
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>>5654966
I'm really confused with Cadence being the Princess of the Crystal Ponies. I get she was established as a princess, but the Crystal Empire was gone for 1000 years, and she was pictured as a teenager back when Twilight was a Filly. How the hell does that work?
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>You will never be the slutty mare
>You will never have a cutie mark that appears innocent at first glance but actually represents your talent for pleasing stallions
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>>5655003
WHY IS PASSWORD NOT WEH
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>>5654973
I'll put this in the same folder as thank you.wmv
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So once again Candyass got more screen time than Luna
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Would you use Gaben products?
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>>5655003
Is this the start of an epic new meme?
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>>5655036
I want a Gaben blanket.
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>>5655033
At least Luna GOT screen time.
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>>5655040
epik gak pinkie pie weh xDDDDDDDDDDD
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>>5655026
You mean a Tropical Tree?
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>>5655023
The thing about it is that even a 1000 years have pass (and they all woke up like it was yesterday) while their last ruler was a gigantic douche, I think seeing an alicorn with a gem for an ass might make them consider her their Princess of the Crystal.
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>>5654999

Hasbro worshipper pls leave

go buy some Cadance toys
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>>5654689
I think he wouldn't mind if it was Twilight or not. Twilight's just the one pony that showed any signs of intimacy with him and he's a lonely dragon. Hell Twilight treats him like shit most of the time, and he just takes all the abuse because of that fear of abandonment and loneliness.

It's a shame they didn't develop the scene further and just went back to CRYSTALS CRYSTALS BUY OUR MERCH because this is quite the dark theme in a little girl's show.
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>>5655015
> slow and awkward
It never, ever is. It'd be sudden and powerfully intimate, with her angling for it almost all night until I finally have her home and fuck her hard against her headboard, all the while her screaming into the empty library "YES YES GODDAMN IT YES LYRA WAS RIGHT FOR ONCE, FILL IT, FILL MY CUNT."

Incidentally that's how my last date went, just not with a goddamn marshmallow horse.
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>>5655040
>hey, stop having fun guys!
>I mean it!
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fluttershy no

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=pqmQT548KcU
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>>5655074
Why the fuck is this on youtube

now its in my history
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>>5655072
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>>5654973
cant access somehow, it just doesn't show a download button
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>>5655074
>Category: Education
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>>5655060
If you can come up with a justification for that, I'll allow it
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>>5655074
>Not flagging all those videos
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>>5655062
If she knew she was the Princess for the Crystal Empire, how the hell has Twilight not heard of the Crystal Empire, then? She was baby sat by the god-damn ruler, and apparently neither of them thought to talk about what exactly she was the Princess of?
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>>5655023
It's technically an occupation

They moved Celestian nobility into the city in the hopes of taking it over with the least amount of resistance
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>>5655074
How do you ejaculate without it shooting out?
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>>5655040
It's over a month old
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>>5655074
>His voice
What a creeper
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And I was getting hopes up that Sombrero would be a good big bad.
Not a smoke version of Scary Trees!
I was getting excited when he actually got his body, then looked at the time and had a moment of 'Well, shit.'
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>>5654988
>he thinks this isn't the last season!
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MLPG, you take your car to work and I'll take my board
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>>5655107
>never had a hot oozing slow stream of cum pour out of his dick

just go slow
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>>5655120
>implying hasbro hats money
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>>5655120
You can stop posting that now that it's confirmed to be wrong
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>>5655069
I'd think SS would be a bit less vulgar, actually. And a lot more clingy.
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>>5655095
Landed titles are awarded to whoever the ruler sees fit in the event of a vacancy.

Celestia could have made Applejack the Princess of the Crystal Empire if she saw fit.
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>>5655122
Thank you, Shining Armor, you're so sweet
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>>5655074
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=pqmQT548KcU

stop
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>>5654973
That was disappointing
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>>5655074
Unless you're a microphile, what's the point of cumming on figurines?
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>>5655125
>implying we wont just get a spin-off that centers around the CMC
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>>5655095
But she wasn't the ruler
She became the ruler
It's just awfully convenient that her special talent is love and the main thing of the Crystal Empire

Maybe she's a direct descended of one of Crystal Queens that somehow got in Equestria after Sombre conquered the empire
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>>5655124
When I haven't done it in a while, It spurts out like a super soaker, but when I'm fapping every day, it spurts a little then just oozes out.

But hey, that's me.
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>>5655095
Well shit, even Celestia didn't know a lot of shit about it, apparently.
But I have learned to not exactly take her words at face value when she is talking to twilight about something important.
Lets be AS CRYPTIC AS POSSIBLE!
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>>5655095
Candyass did not know it at all. Celestia must have told her to go there and spread love. It also seem that only Celestia and Luna known about the Crystal Empire and them only. That being said, she is pretty much a tool at this point.
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>>5655069
>fill it
So would you give her a Silver Spoonful?
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>>5655140
then why was she called Princess before the crystal empire came back?
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Was Dash more of a cunt than usual in these episodes? Sure seemed like it
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>>5655155
gak dubs
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>>5655146
So you can post pictures of the act on the internet, naturally.
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>>5655074
>this in the relateds
I'm fucking dying
http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=js8zAKiPWjQ&feature=endscreen
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>>5655146
showing everyone online that you did
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>>5655124
Nope, I just have jets of it rocket out at high speed
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>>5655169
Marketing.
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>>5655140
>Not princess of the Apple Kingdom.
>She then orders Sweet Apple Acres renamed to the Apple Kingdom.
>Every Princess Applejack episode is about her almost losing it all for some reason.
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>>5655178
HAHAHAHAHA
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>>5655131
Maybe, but Twilight? Based on previous experience that's almost exactly what most nerd girls like.

I mean you can be tender and caring many times, but sometimes they just want to get rodeo'd.

Image quite related.
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>>5655172
welp, there's another staple of these threads during episode days

>hurrr dash was sucha cunt
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>>5655131
And it just seems like it would progress naturally out of a very heated session of making out. Yes, it progresses slowly. Neither of you have gotten this far before. Both of you are incredibly nervous. But bit by bit, silver spoon and you move forward, until her fingernails are digging into your back, and you're just so nearly out of breath.

The cuddles last for hours afterwards. You fall asleep together. The next day, she finally tells DT to go fuck herself. This time, for good.
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>>5655168
i'd masturbate silver spoon by gently probing her vagina with a silver spoon and then licking her sweet sticky vaginal mucus from the spoon
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Does anyone else thinks that the show is suffering because of so many characters?

I feel like the writers don't know what to do with them or that hey are just too lazy to try to use them well.
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>>5655172
Megan (or many writers for that matter) cannot write Dash at all. I only seen Cindy Morrow doing a great job of writing Dash, how ever.
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Enough videos of men jizzing on Rarity and Fluttershy

What we really need is a woman squirting onto Rainbow Dash
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>>5655178
My sides are in orbit

And have achieved semi-sentience
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>>5655204
there's the mane 6, spike, SA and Candyass, plus two princesses, and occasionally a protagonist. That isn't that many
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>>5655159
And Luna seemed to be the only one screaming 'bad idea' to Celestia.

Also holy shit, the elements just imprison or cure shit, that city blue that dude the fuck up.
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>>5655169

because little girls want pink princesses
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>>5655204
I hate how they NEVER reuse characters, if you ask me.
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>>5655178
oh man those fucking phtthhtb sounds
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How the fuck did Pinkie have a Fluttershy suit?
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when are images gonna stop going down
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>>5655186
can i catch them in my mouth next time
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>>5655199
but she was

bullying the crystal ponies, intimidating them when Twilight specifically told her to keep them happy, beating up on 2.3, etc.
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>>5655201
> girl finally gets herself some action
> gets shown that, hey, Miss Pretty can't even get a date because she's just pure bitch

Sex really can make a person's life change drastically.
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>>5655210

>Megan (or many writers for that matter) cannot write Dash at all

but that's Merrywether
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>>5655172
Well for a few things yeah she was kind of a big cunt but in rest she just kinda seemed like normal

She reached her peak with the justing part tough
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>>5655237
it's her fursuit for cons
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>>5655239
DAVID BOWIE PONY GO HOME

Seriously this was like Dark Tower meet Labyrinth shit.
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okay so i fixed this up a bit more
done with it now for reals

crystal rarity here i cooome
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>>5655204
For the most part, that's why we typically only see three to four of the main six (two or three main ones, one to two cameos) during a regular episode.

With premieres and finales they have to cram every one of them in there, and there's a tendency to have each one do at least one thing that's important hedging the effectiveness of the characters overall.
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>implying S3 won't be 9 more episodes and then another 2-parter involving the book shown at the end of S03E02 where Twilight becomes an alicorn
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>>5655259
BIGGER
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>>5655223

>not counting the CMC

they are almost like a spinoff within the show
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>>5655245
Note the "or many writers for that matter" part.

>>5655239
When moot stop being a lazy ass.
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>>5655237
> the ponies know exactly how disgusted to feel when confronted with a fursuiter
> EXPRESSLY
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YES LITTLE PONIES
WORK FOR ME
BRING ME MONEY SO I CAN BUT EVEN MORE SHOPS AND PONIES

Oh god we're actually Sombra in the game
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>>5655186
Yeah, And mine accelerates after it shoots out.
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>>5655237
I'd be more confused if she didn't have a Fluttershy costume.
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>>5655243
>bullying
>intimidating
>beating

hurrr what a fucking cunt

tell me more about these things that definately happened during the show
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>some of the Fluttershy episodes could actually be Pinkie Pie in disguise
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>>5655237
The same reason she had Night Vision Goggles, and a stealth suit. I wonder if the princesses ever fear what would happen if Pinkie realizes how powerful she can be
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>>5655196
>get rodeo'd
Pretty much. Fucking a girl like that is like riding a bronco bareback. I'd ride Silver Spoon bareback.
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>>5655237
Well, see Fluttershy's too shy to even think about doing it, and Pinkie's real protective and supportive of her and junk, so she'll put that on and pretend to be Fluttershy for whatever beau FS is courting to make sure they get something and stay enamored.
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>>5655218
UNF

have you ever tasted a squirt

that is my fetish

also i want to see a pony doll inside a vagina or butthole

surely there are females who are willing to do this
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>>5655265
She doesn't like to swallow. She's sort of wading it around her mouth to decide whether or not her new husband's worth it today.

Niggah didn't even drink pineapple juice for her.
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>>5655258
Do you think he had a Stallion crotch anaconda?
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>>5655263
sorry sai is a piece of shit
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>>5655284
The night vision goggles were broken
>use them during the day
>still being able to see
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>>5655287
I'm pretty sure i've seen it.
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>>5655266
So there's 14-15 characters, but they are hardly ever used all at the same time, and when so, not all of them have meaningful parts
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onta cant into pony anatomy
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>>5655193
Landed titles don't work that way.

If for example I were the King of Texas and you lived in Dallas, if I were to name you Count of Anderson County, you'd have to move to Palestine and your authority would be within the borders of the county. You could not, on the other hand, give your land in Dallas a silly name and try to administer it.
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>>5655285
That's true for most women, bro.

You gotta get out there and get more active because incidentally women like to FUCK as much as they like making love.
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>>5655287
>pic of vagina
>next frame is a tuft of pink hair coming out the slit
>last frame is Pinkie Pie is poking her head out
I wouldn't save that to fap, I would save that because it's hilarious
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>>5655309
I was in the stream, he was experimenting. He usually doesn't add boobs to pony.
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>>5655265
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>>5655294
well she walked into a pole two seconds later with them
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>>5655243
Well the bullying and intimidating part aren't that bad.
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>>5655294
>She could see.
>Right into the pillar.
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>>5655287
>have you ever tasted a squirt
Not the guy. Yeah.

It was alright. It was really, really alkaline for some reason.

Frankly I liked her regular effluvia better; there were many times she tasted like coffee because she was a java fiend.
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>>5655322
no, i meant the legs are super broken
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>>5655259
Good luck with that Rarity. Also, that is a nice snout on Twilight and Spike.
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>>5655292
Yes, but HE ONLY WEARS IT WHEN HE WANTS TO FEEL PRETTY.
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>there will never be a pony pony episode set in the 1900s era New York
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>>5655322
The rear legs of ponies don't bend like that.
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>>5655307
but not all of them have to be used at the same time, and by having so many the writers can cherry pick characters for episodes for different ideas instead of being restricted to a couple defaults.
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>>5655287
I have a picture of a G1 MLP toy inside a horse vagina. Will that work?
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Whats the whole thing about Pinkie with a G3 face?
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>>5655346
>manehattan episode
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>>5655332
>Effluvia
That reminds me, what is the scientific term for Pussy Juice?

I just don't know what the fuck to call it other than Pussy Juice
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How the fuck did Berry end up in the Crystal kingdom?
Did she get into the sheepish ale and fucking wake up there?
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>>5655309

nor human

but that shouldn't stop anyone from getting almost $10000
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>>5655357
The Hub spoiled a joke from an upcoming episode and Sibsy is mad.
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>>5655354
Yes
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>>5655357
During the commercial breaks it showed clips of next week's episode, and one of 'em included Ponka using a G3 horse mask.
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MLPG does anyone else find the premier episodes better after a 2nd time viewing? I still didn't like the first song and felt that things could have been better hashed out instead of twilight's test. But I do think that people with the tinfoil hats need to calm it down a bit. The episode didn't have the Wow factor of ROH or the "Pop" of ACW but those were solid episodes. Can anyone else reciprocate these feelings?
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>>5655366
Yes
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>>5655366
She probably got in the train, saw that the only safe place where she isn't going to freeze to death is that fair and hey maybe drinks are there
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>>5655287
I could probably manage a picture of a toy in my butt
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>>5655369
>sibsy is mad
Link?
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>>5655366
the Hangover Equestria
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>>5655368
onta loves the brony bux
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Your favorite pony has just found you collection of crystal dragon dildos.
She is visibly confused and disgusted.
What do?
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>>5655346
>>5655362
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ge8qktLangw
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>>5655312
>tfw dry spell

Don't remind me.
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>>5655363
Vaginal Secretions
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>>5655357

the Hub spoiling some really cool gags
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>>5655377
Watching it the second time made me like it more yeah
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>>5655363
That's more or less it, bro. It means (loosely) secreted bodily fluid, typically meaning something like vaginal secretions.
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>>5655386
>Dude Wheres my Village?
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>>5655377
Yeah, I actually like them more than the wedding.
The first song was really out of place though.
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>>5655389
...I don't even have dildos
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>>5655357
Its in the commercial during the show.
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>>5655172
>Implying that Dash being a cunt is an undesirable thing
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>>5655373
http://i47.tinypic.com/msims.jpg

>>5655385
https://twitter.com/TheRealSibsy/status/267324675091214337
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hey if they're bringing back trixie do you think they'll ever bring back the diamond dogs
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>>5655310
>You'd have to move to Palestine

Is there a Palestine, Texas or something?
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>>5655414
Has anybody added Nigel Thornberry to this .gif yet?
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>>5654973
The guy sticking a Celestia doll partway up his dick has a larger penis than I do.

... Why on Earth would you waste it so?
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>>5655425
Klondork stop using GG's name
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>>5655377

>but those were solid episodes

Yes RoH and ACW were solid episodes.

The Crystal Kindom episodes are still underwhelming
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>>5655425
Aha, Haha, AHAHAHA
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>>5655429
Yes. It's the county seat in Anderson County.

Adrian Peterson is from there.
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>>5655377
It was refreshingly unique from the others. For once, it wasn't the use of a friendship or love beam imprisoning or casting off the antagonist. The way they made spike a Samwise Gamgee character, where at first he seemed like a pest, but ended up saving the day was also a nice touch. watching it a second time also made me realize how fucking awazing the back ground music was, as well. I actually enjoyed it as much as RoH
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The fuck does Gak mean?
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Is it just me or was Celestia's ass bigger than usual in Twilight's fear scene?
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>>5655421
>she's buddybuddy with Mando and uses XD unironically
I hate
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>>5655421
>some of the best jokes
>best jokes
>best

S3 confirmed for shit
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>>5655425
> Rarity Roofie sex

Oh

Oh dear

The last time I got a drug boner was "Joy and Cheer in Fluttershy's Cottage."

DAMN YOU RAGINGSEMI!
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>>5655408
I actually quite like the 2nd song from this two parter. But I'm not really feeling the first one.
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>>5655443
what
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>>5654944

Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
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>>5655425
What would you do if you saw Rarity being dateraped by 2 diamond dogs?
Keep in mind they're 6ft7 and 280 lbs of lean muscle
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>>5655456
It is
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>>5655425
About as much as they'll bring back Gilda, Flim and Flam or Iron Will.
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>>5655462
> Rarity Roofie sex
whoa whoa whoa what are you talking about
they're just giving her an alka seltzer
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>>5655455
Board culture shit.
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>>5655456
part of twilights fear is having someone with a nicer ass than hers
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>>5655456
Twilight just pictures her that way she can't help it.
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>>5655456
it looks bigger from the back
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>>5655469
Shoot them and take Rarity home to get cleaned up and sleep off the drugs.
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>>5655469
Ask what the "pay-to-play" is.

I feel no regrets.
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>>5655464
GG draw more Applejack Season

Or something about Luna needing to scratch her itch after 1000 years of no sexual activity.
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So MLPG, if that is your real name, what would you have changed in the premier episodes to make them more betterer?
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>>5655456
>Twilights second biggest fear.
>Celestias cake binges getting to her.
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>>5655469
take some photos
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>try to incite teen silver spoon posting
>it doesn't work
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>>5655421
>http://i47.tinypic.com/msims.jpg
yo dawg
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>>5655469
Ask what drugs they recommend, and what drinks cover it up the best.
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>>5655497
It went sexual too fast.
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>>5655490
Replaced the first song with some Combra backstory
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>>5655478
I like this explanation.
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>>5655480
Are you saying she's afraid of Celestia's ass?

Why is she afraid of Celestia's ass?
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>>5655456

OH MY

how did i not notice

also

>tfw Nicole Oliver hats us
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>>5655469
get a gun and shoot them. Go on to impress rarity, and then use the threat of my gun and rape her
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>>5655503
I thought you didn't plan these things, Deaf.
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>>5655472
>episode where all antagonist return
>Flim and Flam come with the Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 7000 at the beginig
>it breaks
>later they come with the 8000 models
>something happens and it's set on fire
>and so on
>same for all the antagonist
>but all of this is in the background
>the episode is about how bored the mane six are
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>>5655456
I find it funny its about Celestia and not her parent that Twilight fears in that illusion.
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>>5655474
> that feeling when some chick just starts hanging out and starts calling you "her new boys, you know, her new man pallsh" in a slur
> and you spend no less than an hour getting the bartender to quit serving her alcoholic drinks and give her sobriety effervescents and the like to hasten her trip home

I know that feeling

It's not a good feeling
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oh man, i just had the best idea for a 34 pic
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>>5655499
what a cunt
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>>5655519
Hahahahaha
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>>5655414
Oh god it finally loaded.
That was spooky shit.
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>you will never make Twilight delicious snacks as she studies in the Library
They're fattening too
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>>5655482
I'd like to amend my previous answer to include shooting Deafdefiler as well.
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>>5655499
Surely this is a shoop.

Please tell me it's a shoop.
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>>5655520
She hardly thinks about her parents.
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>>5655499
that's hot
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>>5655507
thats the only thing I would change, really. Everything else was as good it could get in a 44 minutes, so just making the use of that time more efficient would have been the best choice
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>>5655521
And when Rover and his buddies drag her drunken, ungrateful ass back to the boutique all the ponies assume the worst.
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>>5655516
As though you'd only use date rape drugs and their proper concealment for date rape.

For shame, MLPG. I thought you were more open-minded.
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>>5655511
It's a very large, imposing, authoritative ass and Celestia was waving her junk around and puttin' Twi down
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>>5655408
>like them more than the wedding
My fellow African gentleman

>>5655454
Also this.


I think we were too quick to shit on the episode. It wasn't fantastic, but it sure as hell wasn't shitty.
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>>5655447
I felt them to be underwhelming the first time I watched it but I watched them again and felt they were adequate. But not as underwhelming the 2nd time around
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>>5655521
but you're a good person, anon

thank you
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>>5655537
No retard is from the show.
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>>5655537
My little anon can't be this retarded!
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>>5655537
No. they then proceed to walk off together into the crystal pones house for some "hot cider"
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>>5655490
More villain personality, seeing what the Mane 6 are truly afraid of, nix the songs, more foreshadowing
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>>5655549
>And when Rover and his buddies drag her drunken, ungrateful ass back to the boutique all the ponies assume the worst.
bunch of racist ponies
not that Rover wouldn't be so on that if he had a legitimate chance
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>>5655549
I've been there too. Fraternity members aren't 1/100th the ultra gang-rapists they're made out to be, but by god facts never get in the way of a narrative.
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>>5655529
There also this.
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>>5655452
Should have specified that, I'm sure there's more people aware of the country than some little town.
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>>5655537
I don't even know what to do with you, Anon
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>>5655507
>Combra
>Immediately think of Cobra
>Think of Cobra Commander
>Think of Sombra being like Cobra Commander
>Begin thinking of the Main Six as GI-Joe

why.
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>>5655489
I'm not Stu
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>>5655550
Yeah. I use them fer, eh, hunting. Yeah. Duck hunting.
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>>5655457
She's not so bad.
https://twitter.com/TheRealSibsy/status/267367762609975296

And I'm pretty sure she's following Mando so she can track him down and end him if he ever does anything to Michelle.
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>>5655592
Which pone is Shipwreck?
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>>5655488
>>5655496
>>5655503
>>5655515
would you really do that?
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>>5655596
Do you use little duck martinis, too?
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>>5655490
More ponies get to go through the scary door.

>>5655499
That's fucking kawaii, nigger
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>>5655511
"Twilight, you did so poorly on this test. Do you know what that means?"

"No! Not that!"

"Yes, it's time for Cave-Exploring 101, now put on the hat..."
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Oh my god the background music in the scene where Spike takes the heart and gets it to castanza is fucking great
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>All this G3 Pinkie face
>Applejack will never team up with G1 Applejack
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>>5655554
Well no, more than anything I wanted her to leave and let me and my fraternity brothers drink beer and talk about He-Man in peace.

It's not all about the women-folk, you know.

Truth be told I got really tired of "sassy" fat girls deciding she was going to rope a new team of sled dogs/"best guy friends" to replace the ones she left behind in high school, and attempting to do this drunk butting in on our clique. This happened more than enough times we started betting which "sassy" fat girl would do it on a given night.
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what will happen once gunpowder is first invented in Equestria?
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>If there was an MMORPG, what exactly would the Crystal Buff do?
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>>5655469
it's not rape if she wants it
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>>5655414
OH GOD NO

NO PINKIE NO

NOT THE CHEEK BONES

WHAT IS THIS
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>>5655614
I'd only rape you consensually rarity
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>>5655632
>Dark Souls
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>>5655627
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>>5655569
GG why dont you draw for us any more ;_;
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>>5655632
+50 defense
+100 Outrageous
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>>5655629
Oh, but have no doubt that if you and your bros are talking wrestling, Rarity would be right at home among you.
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>>5655630
>Fireworks
>Tanks
>Bullets
They've already got smokeless powder and cordite
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>>5655630
It already exists.

How else do you think the fireworks and Pinkie's party cannons work?
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>>5655614
No, this is a for-fun hypothetical.
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>>5655642
that G1 AJ wants it so hard, look at that face.
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>>5655643
>GG why dont you draw for us any more ;_;
I drew just earlier today
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>>5655555 >>5655558 >>5655565 >>5655588

So it's official, then?

They actually put in same-sex kissing? With the saliva? Implying fucking TONGUE?

Am I to take this as anything but shipping fuel?

WHEN WILL THE PANDERING END?!
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>>5655644
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>>5655648
Don't forget the ballistic helmets and camo.
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>>5655661
what is that face even?
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>>5655661
Is this spike being jelous or spike imagining a three way? I can't tell.
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>>5655658
She is a silly pony.
Not a slut
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Season 3 Finale:

Twilight and the rest are tasked with hunting down their G3 counterparts who escaped from an alternate universe.
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>>5655596
... Now I'm considering going roofie duck hunting.
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>>5655648
>Equestria is actually set in Project Eternity
That explains so much
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>>5655511
>Twilight fails at something
>Celestia sits on her as punishment
>Twilight grows an irrational fear of her mentor's backside
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>>5655671
>Is this spike being jelous or spike imagining a three way? I can't tell.
It's whatever your mind wants it to be
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>>5655681
10/10 best new headcanon
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>>5655661
>error
;_;
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>>5655658
She's bumping into gates and knocking over fences, not asking for sex.
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>>5655683
Why is Big Mac throwing Fluttershy
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>>5655663
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>>5655646
Rarity is not in the same strata as the standard Midwestern "sassy fat gal" who "just wants some male pals, you know, and then I'll convince them all to see Twilight! ^_~"

Believe me, the model that starts cruising for FRIENDS in a college bar aren't any kind you want to deal with for any amount of time.

Captcha: ejected, ndssalj
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>>5655630
Already exists, we've seen fireworks.

Also a cannon, guns, tanks, bullets, military helmets.
The horse world is a violent, violent place, anon
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>>5655695
thats not what that face and position tells me
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>>5655683
Fastball special is best moment.
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>>5655697
it's a scene from s01e17 dyewts
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>>5655702
And the guards use spears...
Maybe they're like the Swis Guard from the Vatican
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>>5655697
>Why is Big Mac throwing Fluttershy
Because they're in love
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>>5655614
Would I really? Probably not.

Could I stop that shit?

Probably not.
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Which pony like apples the most?
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>>5655674
Most of the cast don't have G3 counterparts.
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we pretty horse now
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>>5655720
AppleBloom
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>>5655725
we slut now
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>>5655627
As awesome that would be to see a G1 meets G4 dealio they can't do it because Hasbro lost the rights to them
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>>5655715
I'm pretty sure the guards are actually bouncers, not literal guards.
I can't imagine the immortal godqueen who controls a star needing protection by some pegasi.
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>>5655725
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>>5655725
YES
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>>5655734
all the crystal tables better watch out
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>>5655702
We also know that humans have existed at some point in Equestria, as Twilight mentions the constellation Orion and his belt.
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>>5655734
They hold AJ rights.
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>>5655734
except AJ.
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>>5655749
Ponies can have belts
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>>5655757
Have you seen a single pone with a belt on?
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>>5655683
"Spike is falling towards the ground fast. The Heart is surely going to break at this speed! King Sombra cackles maniacally as your hope fades. What do you do?"

>throw wife
>>
NERDS
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>>5655749
You would have been better off pointing out that they wear saddles
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>>5655734
But G1 Sparkle is Twily's mom.
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>>5655766
How do you tighten a saddle around a pony?
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>>5655734
I need a refresher, how'd they lose the rights again? To who?
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>>5655725
I liked the ribbon twilight had around her tail when she crystallized.
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So I've arrived at a new headcanon that pinkie pie uses her fluttershy disguise to go around town dicking with ponies. Who in turn shun fluttershy, and she keeps to herself in her cottage because of it. Pinkie finds this fucking hilarious.
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>>5655772
I meant Twilight.
Her name is Twilight.
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why does it look like celestias tail is coimg out of her ass? does this mean her tail is comprised of toots
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>>5655766
They've had hats, skirts, dresses, shirts, jackets, and Rainbow had a bikini made out of bugs; I don't think a belt is impossible
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>>5655773
You ask your sexual partner to use their teeth or their horn
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>>5655782
That's a terrible headcanon
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>>5655766
With a cinch.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Girth_%28tack%29
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>>5655767
I lost my shit when SA did that.
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>>5655767
Correction
>Throw unconscious wife with apparent wingboner.
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>>5655782
>not pretending to be Fluttershy and getting fucked by strange stallions
>not building up a reputation for Fluttershy so stallions will ask her out and she won't have to initiate herself
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>watching Game Grumps
>Ego brings up Hex Quest
>"It's all about octagon quest."
>tfw JonTron is the one making all the Banjo-Kazooie references in Renne quest
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>>5655799
That was supposed to be targeted at >>5655773

Fucking Hummels.
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>>5655786
4chan ate my picture
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>>5655808
>"Eh, if anything goes wrong she can glide to safety..."
>SA's mentality.
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>>5655490

>Get rid of the first song

>Improve Tara's voice acting in some parts of the second episode

>Not having King Sombra returned and replace him with just shadows and black crystals trying to consume the Crystal Kingdom as part of the curse or King Sombra actually having a personality and more lines

>Not having the main 6 looking one dimensional as fuck by only displaying their most characteristic traits

>More character interaction

>Not having Candyass saving the day(in part) at the end

>Less Surfing Armor saying TWILY

>Less stairs

>Not having the Crystal ponies being dependant on the crystal heart, we already had enough of these powerful artifacts with the elements of harmony
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>>5655812
It's all part of her convoluted master plan to get Fluttershy some self confidence
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>>5655715
Half of them are magical, and they're protecting two of the best magic users in the kingdom.

Guns just aren't as effective when you can fire shit out of your goddamn head.
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>>5655786
>>5655818
That's too low for the anal opening.

The toys are the same way.
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>>5655812
>not caring that those stallions are going to expect Fluttershy to put out on the first date
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>>5655799
Huh. Don't have a word for that in my language, so it's pretty much 'saddle belt'.
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>>5655833
I'm going to bet that a 146 grain projectile traveling at 2800ft/s could have solved the King Sombrero problem just as easily as the crystal heart.
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can someone imgur a color ref for crystal rarity?
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>>5655662
>In a later episode we see two mares getting married.
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>>5655842
>Not making them think she is really into play rape.
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>>5655885
Mare-ied.
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>>5655885
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>>5655883
Your best bet at the moment it to take a screenshot from the episode and use that, I guess.
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So till now we have the EoH and Crystal Heart
Still the EoH seems more powerful. I mean Sombra was just a very powerful Unicorn while NMM was Luna and the Discord was Q
Also The Crystal Heart can only be used in the Crystal Empire so it's fucking great for defense but nothing else
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>>5655901
That's one big bon butt.
>>
I think (hope) that King Sombra was meant to be depicted as this force of nature kind of villain, and that he'll return at the end of the season.

What bugs me, and I assume several of you, is that these intimidating as fuck villains are only relegated to the beginning and ending of seasons.

I love the episodic format, but it'd be cool to see Chrysalis, Discord, or Sombra in more than the two episodes they're the center of.
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>>5655880
I don't think you can just shoot a cloud of hurrdurr
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>>5655896
>you will never play rape Pinkie Pie thinking she is Fluttershy
>you will never then proceed to play rape the real Fluttershy
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>>5655913
it's her tail
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>>5655743
>"I admit I had my doubts at first, but this whole 'evil' business is simply divine! I can be anything! The most beautiful mare in all of Equestria, and more! I've never felt so, so...alive!"
>"Oh darling, won't you join me? It will be such a lovely experience for both of us..."
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>>5655911
Nigga the Crystal Heart blew him the fuck UP!
I think thing the Elements CAN kill a creature.
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>>5655904
alright
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>>5655918
Anon shh
He's a Texan
Don't say that guns can't solve any problem to him
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>>5655925
>implying fluttershy's into that sort of thing
>implying it wouldn't just be regular rape
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>>5655918
With more bullets you can. Any problem can be solved with more Dakka
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>>5655918
That's where explosives come in, but he has a corporeal form as well.
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>>5655901
Oh SURE this loads, but no other goddamn images.
I wanted to see dash beating up crystal ponies, moot.
Come on!
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>>5655939
So that explains his retardation.
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Daily reminder that king sombrero is still alive
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>>5655963
moot wants to see lesbian horses, why don't you?
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>>5655943
>regular rape
>made me think of the term 'vanilla rape'
>which made me think of the term 'chocolate rape' and 'strawberry rape'

What the fuck is Chocolate and Strawberry Rape, anon?!
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>>5655936
From what we have seen the Elements purify not destroy.
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>>5655962
We also need to keep the city intact...
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>>5655967
discord is still alive within the statue. Same with Chrysallis, and the evil that infected Luna and turned her into Nightmare Moon
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>>5655977
That would actually be a better alternative than destroying them
That way you could even gain new allies
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>>5655883
Here a screenie.
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>>5655983
well then make a shaped charge, idiot
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haven't seen the new ep
was it as kinda-mediocre as i fear?
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>>5655975
chocolate rape is getting raped by a black guy, of course

strawberry rape will have to wait until they reboot that to try and rip off mlp
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>>5656008
Just fucking watch it
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>>5655975
Strawberry Rape is the best Rape of all
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>>5655983
A FAE should take care of the cloud without destroying the city.

Crystals aren't exactly flammable.
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>>5655989
>And the evil that infected Luna and turned her into Nightmare Moon

She just has regular periods now.
And isn't allowed to have red wine.
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Anybody up for that mafia yet?
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>>5656008
It's as good as the wedding episodes. Just ignore the first song, its the only objectively bad thing about the premiere
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>>5656008
It was so good it was shit.

Of course it fucking was, what did you expect?
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>>5656008
It's good
A 7.5
Better than the weddings in my opinion
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>>5656008
Just watch it, faggot. The Villain is shit but everything is opinion.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4j02VTiFQE
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>>5656020
ok i laughed.
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>>5656003
She's gorgeous...
But she's still not my favorite.
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>>5656020
>Luna turns into Nightmare Moon on her period
Headcanon engaged!
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>>5656008
If you go in expected mediocrity you'll be happy, it's a bit better than that (though not by much).
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>>5656017
>She leaves you smelling nice.
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>>5656003
how did they know what normal crystal ponies looked like if they never heard of them before
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>>5656008
>Spike feel pic
Hey there's one of those moments in there for ya.
>>
I like to call him King Gradient
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>>5656052
I'm pretty sure horses don't have periods
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>>5656020
>>5656052
Horses don't have periods.
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>Nightmare Moon was evil because she was the forgotten sibling
>Discord is evil because he's the deity of discord
>Sombrero is evil because BLAAAGH CRYSTAL PONIES, I MEAN CRYSTAL SLAVES
>>
So... why was Luna even in this episode?
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>>5656059
Rarity just really liked the concept of ponies made out of crystals.
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>>5656076
they also can't fly or use magic, and don't form complicated societies and forms of government
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>>5656075
>>5656076
no fun

horses don't talk, either
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>>5656076
>>5656075
>horseperiodmind
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>>5656094
>>5656095
they don't even have genitals
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>>5656039
god fuck, that villain. his design is so awful
what's his motivation anyway?
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>>5656088
Token seasonal appearance.

>>5656092
She has a fetish for gems. Naturally, she wanted a crystal dicking.
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>>5656075
>>5656076
HORSES DON'T HAVE LESBIAN SEX EITHER, BUT THAT HASN'T STOPPED US YET!
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>>5656088
to show her as a co-ruler with Celestia instead of just a plot point in the series premiere and Luna-eclipsed
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>>5656103
his motivation is that he's EeEeeeEvil!
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>>5656088
They finally got enough budget to give Luna more voice roles and had left over extras.
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>>5656103
He wants his kingdom and slaves back
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>>5656019
>Blowing up a cloud

Texaneducationsystem.jpg
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>>5656092
>Rarity's crystallization fetish
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>>5656088
Because if she hadn't, people would've complained, as usual. It kind of did make sense to include her, she's royalty and whatnot, just seemed kind of weird after they didn't even show her in the S2 pilot nor in the S2 finale.
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>>5656106
>HORSES DON'T HAVE LESBIAN SEX EITHER
Oh if you'd seen the shit I've seen in the pasture...
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>>5656103
He's evil, what else were you expecting?
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>>5656113
crack ship dot jay peg
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>>5656115
god fucking damnit
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>>5656107
What if Luna were to choose her own student?
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>>5656113
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>>5656094
Not true, There was a horse in the Roman senate.
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>>5656105
>Rarity adapts her gem finding spell to find the most well hung crystal stallions in town
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>>5656057
>>5656017
... It'd sure beat liquid chlorophyll.

Hell, I wonder if eating out Strawberry Shortcake works like an internal deodorant.
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>>5656127
I don't know whether to hate you or just be jealous
>>
Someone have a picture of Night Guard and Day Guard capain?
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>>5656059
Rarity have a creative mind.
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>>5656113
>>5656137
>Not LunaxCelestia
>No AJXRarity
0/10
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>>5656019
No you idiot, we need a big fucking skeleton.
That is on fire!
AND GIVE THAT FUCKER A CHAIN AND A LEATHER JACKET!
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>>5656008
Better than the Wedding
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>>5656103

he is evil
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>>5655933
>You will never file Changling Rarity's legholes
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>>5656080
nigga, do you even watch the show

sombrero isn't evil

he wants his fucking kingdom back and fuck some crystal ponies
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>>5656125
she was in the S2 finale
>>
I kind of liked shiny's Hoth getup.
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>>5656147
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>>5656169
Besides that one; sorry.
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>>5655974
Oh, come on, who doesn't like lesbian horses?

That Sperglord who married his OC to Dash and lays claim to her?

You know the one I mean, the dorkface with the blue coat and the black mane?
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>>5656103
Nigga wants to get his dick wet, crib back.
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>>5656157
Maybe he's doing it just to piss Celestia off?
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>>5656140
And we all know how that turned out
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>>5656148
>Dudebro Surfer is unchanged save for being transparent and shiny

Hasbro are you even trying.
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>>5656176
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>>5656169
Why are these OCs so popular around here?
Don't we generally hate OCs based off of show characters?
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>>5656003
> the sudden and uncomfortable knowledge you want to see if your penis would be visible from the side if you took her from behind in front of all of her friends at a "just friends" sex party
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Holy cow, today it was like the world was trying to keep me from new pone. Did anyone add the new pone to the download list yet or is it still a youtube deal? Finally have the chance to watch this darned new pone.

I'll be that guy and ask if there were any good rips/recording in particular
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>>5656115
actually his motivation was that he wanted his body back and wanted to reclaim his Kingdom.

King Sombrero is actually supposed to be Napoleon (up to and even calling himself the emperor) while luna and celestia represent the Coalitions (with twilight being Wellington and the crystal fair being waterloo)
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>>5656190
He doesn't do pretty
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>>5656115
Billy Koen plz
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>>5656113
>>5656137
This shouldn't be cute, I don't need more questionable pony shit on my computer
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>>5656194
There is no such thing as "we" in this place.
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>>5656190
>Okay, we made them all look pretty and different.
>What about the surfer?
>Ehhhhhhhhh.....I got nothin'.
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>>5656103
>what's his motivation anyway?
there's nothing wrong with evil for evil's sake, especially in cartoons/fantasy
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>>5656151
>Still shipping AJXRArity after Twirity is canon
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>>5656162
>he wants ... fuck some crystal ponies
..That explains everything. Why he was so intent on recapturing the city, why his only dialogue was "Yisss... Crystal...", et cetera...
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>>5656167
"So Shining, what's it like having sex with Princess Cadance?
"Man, I thought she smelled bad...on the outside!"
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>>5656194

MLPG is autistic and their childlike minds are drawn to the dark and light trope
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>>5656218
>Still forcing this shit
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>>5656189
he fucked it?

I would've, i like positions of power
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>>5656080
>Discord
>Evil
>Chaos
>any alignment
Nigga pls
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>>5656216
At least that villain was evil for a reason
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>>5656143
... W-well th-that isn't cool or sexy or a-anything.

> just as terrifying
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>>5656228
He fucked everything.
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>>5656216
I wish I could team up and help him rule with an iron fist.

We could even invade Canterlot together.
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>>5656204
Youtube is up. Don't know about the download link yet. Just wait for a few day for that.
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>>5655074
Is it wrong that the volume turned me on?
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>>5656194
>We

we're not some spergy monolith of opinion

Some of us even read >fanfiction
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>>5656205
shining armour was prussia, Cadance was russia. it all fits
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>>5656194
>We
It only depends on if it's shit or not.
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>>5656225
>Not accepting all ships

Do you even lift
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>>5656194
Because sometimes the general just goes 'eh, fuck it.'
Also because it had a funny filename
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>>5656254
I like my plane ponies.
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>>5655815
>Watch Game Grumps
>Egoraptor says he didn't like Silent Hill 2
>Said it was boring
>Said that it was all done before
>JonTron agrees
I have to tune out when they start talking about game mechanics or other games in general because nine times out of ten I get mad
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>>5656194
they're well designed OC's designed by committee that have plenty of good art work of them. They also aren't some ones mary sue insert
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>>5656254
But fanfiction is good
>tfw you liked Past Sins after the big update
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>>5656279
>>
>If Fluttershy knew she would meet the stallion of her dreams on this trip, she would've packed her BDSM supplies.
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>>5656275
the only ships that can be accepted are friendshipping. Everything else is beyond the scope of the show, and completely fanon
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>>5656290
>the big update
That one he made during the story right?
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>>5656280
I got mad when they talked about League of Shit.
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>>5656279
me too, me too
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>>5656291
would you a plane pony
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>>5656280
That's... nice?
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>>5656296
>Even the wedding.
>Cadence and Shining Armor are just friends.
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>>5656302
Yeah, the big "oops, this story is really shitty, better fix it mid-fic" update
I wasn't being serious anyway
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>>5656296
No one is serious about shipping tough right?
At least no one here right?
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>>5656307
nigger don't you start
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>>5656290
>liked Past Sins
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>>5656231
>At least that villain was evil for a reason
Don't kid yourself, Hexxus had about as much motivation and backstory as Sombra did
He was still the better villain by a landslide but it had nothing to do with his past or motivations
>>
> watching Celestial Horn.wmv
> because you fuckers had to link it

Someone care to tell me why he has such a bent duck?
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>>5656280
I'll be honest, I can't even watch it.
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>>5656326
Could be worse.
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>>5656159
>you will never shapeshift into her ideal stallion
>she will never take on any form you desire
>but you like it the most when she takes on her own form
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>>5656326
but "we" aren't collective opinions
subjectivity, personal opinions, etc
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>>5656312
I think it's just me and you bro.
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>>5656320
MLPG read the fixed part right?
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>>5656331
It had to do with Tim Curry
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>>5656335
I actually don't think it could.
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>>5656346
probably not
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>>5656279
plane ponies are >fun
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>>5656342
Nah bro, you got one more.
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>>5656346
Yes
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>>5656290
Mah nigg-

>Past Sins
You're no nigga of mine.

>>5656302
>Made everything right

You mean Nyx isn't a total Mary Sue, the M6 don't act like shitheads, Twilight isn't a dumbass, and there isn't a total ass-pull ending? Do tell.
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>>5656335
Doesn't matter if it was worse, it's the fact that it was bad and praised to hell and back.
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>>5656346
I only read it because my ex liked fanfictions
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>>5656318
well I was implying the mane 6. Obviously Candyass and that surfer have feelings beyond platonic love
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>>5656331
I dunno, wanting to fuck a city full of crystal pones seems like sufficient motivation.

If they were even half as beautiful as Crystal Rarity, it'd be worth facing off against Celestia.
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>>5656335
FO:E isn't worse, it's equally shit, and that's only because of the effect it had on the threads, Past Sins in itself, writing wise, is a lot worse.
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>>5656331
Hexxus at last got a song...
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>>5656355
>>5656356
Neat.

Helipone is pretty cute too.
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>>5656360
>>Made everything right
>reading comprehension levels approaching minimum
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>>5656367
>SA throws Cadence
I don#t think they have.
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>>5656342
H-hey I like them too.

...even if it's only for the idea of them being actual plane sized and the ability to pilot them. I don't think it's a fetish, I just find it really endearing for some reason
>>
All fanfiction is shit. Even the one I wrote. Stop talking about it.
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>>5656314
I would fly her every day
and make sure she's always well-maintained
and that her paint-job is always flawless
I would love my plane pony very much
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>>5656363
I liked fanfiction back when I had the heart to write it.

Now I just want to stick my dick in things and lose weight.

> I /fit/ now.
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>>5656390
my compatriot of african-american descent
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>>5656387
This is how all Pegasus should learn to fly

Hurled in the air by a bigger Pegasus
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>>5656395
so what's it like being a closeted homosexual?
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>>5656386
Holy fuck what is wrong with me
Good fucking night, MLPG.
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>>5656338
I never said anything of that sort, about a year ago pretty much mlpg and /co/ hated the damn thing.
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>>5656387
>SA encounters a problem his simple mind cannot find a solution too.
>Throw something heavy at it, really hard.
>>
These episodes were great for my two favourite ponies.
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>>5656406
Thunderlane pls go
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>>5656406
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>>5656417
>>5656387
i seriously hope you guys are joking
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>>5656390
>you will never have a close pilot/aircraft bond

feels real bad man
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>>5656393
But you'd shoot at a cloud, why should we?
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>>5656406
They aren't Spartans anymore
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>>5656407
> closeted
Nope.
> homosexual
You're half-right.

It's not bad.

Here, let's get back to talking about ponies.
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>>5656390
Some of them are harder to get than others.
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>>5656435
No, we are 100% serious all the time.
>>
I notice that this thread haven't been marked.
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>>5656444
>> homosexual
>You're half-right.
So, just homo?
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>>5656434
Oh goddamn it

The Scoots is too cutes

I gotta go check my blood sugar now, seriously I hate needle sticks, fuck you.
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>>5656440
Maybe I'll shoot you next. It's nighttime in Texas. I could get away with it.
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would you rule 63 king sombrero
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>>5656446
that ones mine nigga.
skybreaker is mine.
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>>5656435
We seriously believe all the ships, it's totally a 24/7 leshorse orgy
And Cadance and SA are just friends
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Can We save Mexico with it's history?
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>>5656338
There are things that are objectively crap, for instance, Past Sins and FO:E for they are both awfully written, just in different ways.
>objectively
It's safe to assume that it is crap writing when literally everyone is acting entirely OOC and not even the core story makes much sense. FO:E is different of course, here I'm talking about PS.
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>>5656457
where do you live? we could get fucked up together
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>>5656457
Thank god for not living in Texas
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>>5656440
>Not shooting clouds on your property.
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>>5656442
Dash seems to embody a lot of ancient pegasus ways. Definitely seems to have a thing for armor, since she's been it sooo much in the show.
>Hey, Scoot, I learned this trick from Twilights brother, get over here and ready your wings it'll be sweet!
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>>5656482
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>>5656477
Southeast of Houston.

You better not be coming on to me.
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>>5656457
I like to shoot things.
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>>5656336
There were pictures of other Change 6, but I cannot seem to find them. Oh well.
more please?
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>>5656435
I was implying that SA likes to throw things at stuff, what is your malfunction?
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>>5656403
Shame there really isn't much of these pilot interaction images out there.

>>5656461
>>5656446
I have no idea what their names are and where you guys got their personalities. do I have to wiki them up to join the cool crowd
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>>5656491
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>>5656492
nah dude. totally platonic bro times would be had
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>>5656490
>Dash joins a re-enactment club
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>>5656452
No, bi. So ALL THE GAY, ALL THE STRAIGHT.

So you're half-right.

Also ponies.
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>>5656502
You can blame Jessey for that.
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>>5656492
Don't worry, they're intending to come into you
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>>5656470
well to Aztecs being sacrificed to the gods was the greatest honor you could receive, practically it was your ticket to the best afterlife.
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>>5656499
SA throwing shit is totally fanon
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>>5656502
Do you like planes?

Do you like pones?
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>>5656446
>>5656461
Gentlemen, please.
She comes off a production line. There's plenty to go around.
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>>5656522
>the best afterlife
My anthropology nerd friend was talking about this the other day, they had like a dozen different afterlives, right?
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>>5656461
this is my plane
there are many others like it but this one is mine
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>>5656525
I hate planes
and can stand ponies.

What now?
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>>5656537
>My anthropology nerd friend was talking about this the other day, they had like a dozen different afterlives, right?
>My anthropology nerd friend
>anthro
fuck off, furfag
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>>5656525
I like helicopters
implying there are any plausible helo-pones
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>>5656523
He threw his goddamn unconscious wife at either the big bad and his aim is bad, or Spike.
Probably in hopes that she impaled him and floated the heart to safety.
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>>5656502
we can always request some
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>>5656541
>hating planes
filthy dirtlover
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>>5656537
yeah, it was all depending of how you died, warriors killed in battle had the second best one.
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It's good to be back in the lifeboat
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>>5656553
Nigga I just posted one further up the thread.
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>>5656560
Fuck off, train-hater.
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>>5656522
Why the fuck do people keep on doing this
I know Apocalypto being a shitty movie kind just took a big down syndrome-laden shit on this, but sacrifices were from prisoners of war, not the general goddamn population
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>>5656573
best helicopter
most tragic helicopter
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>>5656577
>trains
>planes
Why not bikes?
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>>5656577
oh man
what if train ponies

where is jessy
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>>5656586
But we already have Pinkie
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>>5656587
NO NO NO NO

WE WILL NOT ENTER TRAINS

THIS INVITES REAL ACTUAL INTREPID AUTISM
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>>5656573
oh that's totally my bad

I scrolled past it

From the thumbnail I thought it had a giant afro
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>>5656584
rip
;_;
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>>5656577
/n/ pls no

pls /n/
pls
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>>5656587
Pinkie Pie is a train pony.


Anything to make you smile smile smile, after all...
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>>5656605
What does this even mean?
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>>5656578
people often offered themselves, remember that they believed that the gods, specially the sun god, needed blood to survive and if they died the world would end
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>not liking all the planes
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>>5656597
CLICKETY CLACK DOWN THE TRACK
>>
> mfw I may have kicked off train ponies

NO GOD NO
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>>5656584
Sometimes I wonder why we do that to ourselves.Thanks to you assholes I run feels through my head and have to go hide somewhere on the sales floor because I fucked up.
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>>5656605
ok, I chuckled
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>>5656525
I like ponies but haven't been much of a plane fan. The only one I know about is the Airbus A380 and that's because we had to study it for engineering.
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>>5656612
pinkie comes in the mlp train set.
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saw a a brone and a fembrone at best buy today
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Meanwhile
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>>5656630
Cool story bro
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>>5656612
Rape train has no brakes
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>>5656597
Why do autistics love trains so much?
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>>5656634
YES

YES

KISS HER YOU FOOL
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>>5656638
Thanks anon <3
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>>5656621
You motherfucker.
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>>5656586
bikefags pls

you already ruined /n/
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>>5656620
Buckle Up Homestuck
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2_I0EGhcB4
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>>5656630
Thanks for letting us know.
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>>5656599
>the two of you return from a rescue op
>the package died in transit
>another failure...
>another candle to light...
>>
is it bad if when I see someone in mlpg express distaste for something I like, I feel a little bad or like I did something wrong?
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>>5656648
>that feel
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>>5656643
A huge number of variations, dimensions, speeds, names, figures, dates, designers, and bizarre preferences to pick up and defend vehemently with the same.

It's Autistic Chow.
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>>5656653
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rulElJITIVY
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>>5656622
My work is complete.
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>>5656666
no quadsatan
pls no
satan no
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>>5656619
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>>5656669
it is bad but it happens to me too
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>>5656669
That's socialization. You're modifying your own behavior based on what your community approves of.
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>>5656646
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>>5656669
At one point you let it wash over you
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>>5656695
I would a B-52 so hard
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is there a source for all this plane poni stuff? its 4am now but i'll need something to fap to tommorow.
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>>5656634
GIVE HER THE DICK
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>>5656634
>posting shitty noncanon ship
At least try to post some quality ones
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>>5656703
>>5656702
but I mean, I like those things, and I know i should not stop just because someone disagrees, yes?
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>>5656645
Who is the fool?
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>>5656689
No man, because now I am working on a full on work of fanfiction.
What have you done to me?!
>>
Lincoln was better than the MLP premiere
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>>5656716
femanon pls
or faggot pls
whichever is right
pls
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>>5656612
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=run%20a%20train
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>>5656755
pls what?
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>>5656690
You are only going to encourage him.
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>>5656760
srsly nigga
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>>5656732
>>5656634
THIS IS THE OPTIMUM ARRANGEMENT
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>>5656732
not enjoying that master race/mud pony ship.

the forbidden fruit is sweetest
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>>5656760
>636 posts in

>awkwardboop.wav
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>>5656755
>implying you wouldn't a B-52 with his sleek, powerful wings, dignified jet turbines, and massive, throbbing, payload
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>>5656723
Just go to bed, close your eyes, and imagine a big beautiful ebony woman undressing herself seductively at the foot of your bed

She's wearing leopard print underwear, but it's not racist because she thinks it's sexy
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>>5656773
>>5656732
>>5656634
These anons know what the fuck is up
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>>5656690
>she holds herself together well enough when you're lighting the candle
>but once you step back and take a look at all of the candles adorning the makeshift shrine you've constructed...she just can't hold it in anymore
>she starts to cry
>her metallic body buckles as guilt and shame assault her mind
>I wasn't fast enough
>I was too turbulent on the ride back
>It's my fault he's dead...that they're dead...
>It's all my fault...
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>>5656767
I like that Osprey pone.

I really do.

And orbiter pone.
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>>5656709
This image is great and makes me smile.
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So we have yet to see Princess Skyla...
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>>5656773
>>5656774
>>5656789
we niggas
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>>5656784
That last part is too goddamn adorable.
That shit should be illegal.
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>>5656785
Anon no, bad.

Plane pones are not for sexual.

Plane pones are plane pones. No.
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>>5656733
Generally, you're right.
There are a few instances where it might be a better idea to let popular opinion prevail.
In any case, it just makes you a bit more self-aware, which allows you to grow as an individual.
It's less fun or safe than an autistic circlejerk hugbox, though.
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>>5656634
>>5656732
>>5656773
>>5656774
>>5656789
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>>5656732
You want canon ships?
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>>5656785
>B-52 will never "carpet" bomb you
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>>5656793
>Osprey pony wraps her hooves around you and holds you in a big bear-hug
>she fires her propellers at full blast, lifting the both of you into the air
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>>5656824
thats hot
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>>5656824
>slowclap.wav
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does it feel good when a man cums deep inside your ass
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>>5656470

Nope no one cares about history here in Mexico.

Everyone is happy with their culture destroyed and religion imposed by the spanish inquisition.
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>>5656824
More like hard-wood floor bomb for me
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I was prepared to get ahead
Thought I could handle any thread
For I can read so many fics
But I wasn't prepared for this

Drawfagging would have been a breeze
Annoying tripfags I recite with ease
[Rainboom Crash is a shitposter on /v/]
I could ace a quiz on the /mlp/ piss
But I wasn't prepared for this

Will I leave or will I stay
I can't be sure
My tongue is sharp, my skills intact
My waifu pure

Oh I've seen my share of dicks
I've made it through the thin and thick

But no I wasn't
Oh no I wasn't
No I wasn't prepared for this thread
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>>5656796
What if Skyla is the unholy offspring of Cantdance and Silver Surfer?
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>>5656837
you can't really feel that much.
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>>5656767
I wonder if X-43A gets picked on because she looks strange.
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>>5656774
>liking that shit
Master raceXMaster race is better
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>>5656774
> Rarity in the bedroom with Applejack.

Supremacy indeed...
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>>5656845
>Will I leave or will I stay
The first one
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Ok, guys.

Listen to me.

This plane pony shit?

It needs to stop.

Do you remember what the ocean did when it got its hands on fluffy pone?

Do you want to see them get their hands on these things as well?
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>>5656807
so i can keep liking my video games then and pones then?
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>>5656723
there's a compilation of all the plane pony stuff somewhere...
unfortunately I don't have it myself
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>>5656837
Are you a princess?
Then it might feel good
Otherwise?
It's pretty inconsequential
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>>5656870
shut up Nachos
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>>5656823
so in the end if it comes down between Rarijack and Appledash. what wins in the end?

though atleast if Appledash wins Twi-Rar still works and got hinted
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>>5656870
Oh shut up. Nobody cares what you think.
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>>5656870
Get fucked, retard.
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>>5656858
I would laugh even more if everyone assumed he was female.
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>>5656870
it's already out there, it's just not very popular yet
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>>5656870
Why are all of your opinions low tier, Nachos?
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>>5656872
Yes most opinions are irrelevant and overwhelmingly negative.
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>>5656774
> she saw the worker toiling in the field, runnels of clean sweat shining over those powerful haunches
> over and over, cycle after cycle, hardly any strain, raising the hay skyward and to the side on the smooth long tines
> the heat was beating down; even with the fan and a fair turn of it, it would soon be too long in the afternoon to continue watching those aching muscles surge and twist and turn, sleek lines glistening in the high light
> and surely before then it'd be too long to continue working - she'd need a drink, a little shade, maybe a lemonade
> It dawned on her just how much she had left, if only she continued to slip slow from her own tumbler and take in the graceful hefting over its rim and through the cold cubed ice.
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>>5656870
>Doomsaying.
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>>5656882
>>5656889
>>5656890
>>5656893
>>5656895
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>>5656856
does it feel good when it oozes out

does it feel good and sore as you go about your day
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>>5656870
Shut the fuck up Nachos.
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>>5656877
I have it all.
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>>5656870
You're just pissed off because you married Oceanic Flight 815 and you can't be released from your Satanic marriage without three witnesses of its death.
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>>5656882
>>5656889
>>5656890
>>5656895
>>5656922
[_] Told
[_] Not Told
[X] No Country for TOLD Men
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Berkut is most beautiful plane pone.
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>>5656942
>ib4 lel samefag xd
nachos pls go
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So what exactly wasn't Twilight prepared for?

They've saved an empire, like, three times now
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>>5656907
>> It dawned on her just how much she had left, if only she continued to slip slow from her own tumbler and take in the graceful hefting over its rim and through the cold cubed ice.

Whyboner
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>>5656953
why is she so sad?
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>>5656907
this better be going somewhere.

and i want a full report.
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>nobody will ever draw an XFV-1 pone
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>>5656887
Appledash is a bad ship. Neither of them are sensual in anyway. It would just be a relationship of arguement and fights. Remeber how a game of 'throw the horse-shoe to a stick' escalated?
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>>5656965
Sorry, my powers as a witch-dyke only extend so far.
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>>5656953
She is very lovely.

Why don't we have any more of her.
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>>5656922
Oh man
That size difference
That's so cute
I'm die
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>>5656932
Why is that filly so adorable?
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>>5656967
Someone go shake Jessie's Cage.
Oh wait.
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>>5656964
She looks more shy to me.
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>>5656964
She knows she'll always be the only one of her kind.
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>>5656967
>the pone that never lands alone
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>>5656922
>>5656932
Blitz is a very cute plane
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>>5656887
Appledash sunk a long time ago.
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>>5656960

just ignore it, that song was dumb and pointless as fuck
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>>5656960
Equestria's a kingdom you donk
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>>5656979
>>5656979
Black Bird is an amazon.
>>
Why is it taking moot so long to fix his shit?
God damn its been like 3 days
Fuck I'm entitled
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>>5657014
>kingdom
>ruled by a princess
best check yourself.
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>>5657016
>>5656977
>>5656953
>>5656932
>>5656922

We Disney's "Cars" now.
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>That feel when Rarity is still consistently the best character and all your fears for her season 3 characterization are gone

How could I have ever doubted based hasbro?
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>>5657022
Well, I heard that anyone that bought that pass got permaban.
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>>5657016
Who's the biggest plane pone?
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>>5657023
Fine, technically it's a principality, that's still not an empire.
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>>5656960
To save the world.
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>>5657033
Plane pones are so much cuter and fun.
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>>5656964
Because she's different.
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>>5657039
Why is squishy butts pony so adorable? Like nonsexually?
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>>5657042
Antonov pone.
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>>5657039
Feels pretty damn good. AJ seems good too. And Pinkie Pie.
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>>5657033
Man, Nachos is mad as hell.
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>>5657039
> that feeling when you thought the brown flooring you can see between her rear legs was a big fat cock

Huh

Not sure if relieved or disappointed.
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>>5656960

She has to be ready to take on the ultimate responsibility.
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>>5657042
This one.
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>>5657057
Oh fuck, I just thought of something.

We need a huge cargo planepone that's Russian and always drunk/angry.
It's just so perfectly stereotypical.
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mannnnnnn mlpg
'
i'm do drunk

i drank like half a bottle of codka

75-0ml

i'ma go tlo sleep sopon
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>Demoman will never be a pony
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>>5657064
> implying
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>>5657084
>Not a tsun Russian that's conscious about her size
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>>5657102
>>5657103
heh
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>>5657102

>pretending to drunk on the internet.

Does anyone over the age of 15 even do this?
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>>5657102
HOW DID YOU GET PAST THE CAPTCHA

Also enjoy unconsciousness.
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>>5656892
What if it's a robot?
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>>5657102
Not soon enough
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>>5657102
I hate when faggots do this
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>>5657116
>tsun
but we already got 2 ponies like that
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>>5657056
Its something that Walt Disney noticed too. There's an image of a "guideline" he drew for cute animal creatures, and he basically said that the bigger the posterior, the more adorable they were.
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>>5657064
Hardly. I've warned you of what's going to happen. Anything that happens after this isn't on my conscience anymore.
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>>5657054
Different?
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hehe, even though littlest pet shop was actually ok it kinda already banished like carebears
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>>5657084
Is Ukranian close enough? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antonov_An-225_Mriya
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>>5657141
>3dpd
>not pone
disgusting
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>>5657133
OK
A plain moe Fluttershy type

She'll try to hide from ponies but be too big for the scenery
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new apple and dragon
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>>5657152
I know it's Ukrainian, but I figured Russian was better.

I guess if you would rather keep it in line with the real world somewhat.
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>>5657153
I hope I can find some way to make it up to you
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>>5657141
i concur.
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>>5657172
Cute
I think
I can only see the fucking thumbnail
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>>5657165
Angry Russian always trying to prove how superior Russians are.

RUSSIA BIG
RUSSIA BEST
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>>5657152
Well then in that case it needs to glow in the dark.
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>>5657141
>3dpg
I can pone to this

But for real, anon?
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>>5657172
D'aww.

I love candid couples' shots!
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>>5657165
Space Shuttle
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whats this image error bullshit
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>>5657190
> Comedian/Masturbator

Sounds about right
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>>5657122

>preyendihn
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>>5657153
Be thankful, I was going to post something that I'm sure only I would find hot
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>>5657222
> Kleenex right by the monitor

Get the fuck off my board.
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>>5657173
Is it limited to planes, or are helicopters kosher too?
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>>5657205
>MLPG
>Comedian/Masturbator
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>>5657227
ross pls
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>>5657222
>half a 5th
>babysitting it for like 4 hours now
Yup
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>>5657233
I'm more of a plane guy.

But if you can make helicopters cute too, go for it.
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>>5657222
>tissue box
>right next to the computer

Good show, anonymous.

What's the poster of?
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>>5657231
>even needing kleenex
casuals
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>>5657222
No one fucking cares you goddamn retard.
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>>5657246
It's funny how you're mistaking me for a drawfag, anon.
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Pick your poison.
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>>5657251
> not drinking every one of your loads to alter your diet to ensure maximally enjoyable swallowing blowjobs for any and all sex partners
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>>5657259
why are you talking about helis then
we only have two pictures
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>>5657172
As your agent, I find it my duty to help improve your drawings so you can go more mainstream and earn more brony bux.

So here you go. This is the release version that we'll be submitting to the publisher.
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All these ponies are Pop-alicious!
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>>5657260

SMALLER
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>>5657260
SMALLER
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>>5657260
SMALLER
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>>5657282
I read it in his voice.
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>>5657260
SMALLER
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>>5657260
RAID.
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>>5657282
Don't you mean, Pop-anutricious?
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>>5657284
>>5657285
>>5657290
>>5657294
YOU FUCKING GUYS
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>>5657274
Because sometimes drawfags pull ideas from the thread.

If helicopters are okay, the Mil Mi-6 is a nice chunky Russian model. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mil_Mi-6
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>>5657284
>>5657285
>>5657290
>>5657294
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>>5657249

Steve Aoki

signed bt him and shit
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>>5657284
>>5657285
>>5657290
>>5657294
G- god dammit
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>>5657284
>>5657260
Better-ish image. I cannot unto file saving.
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goodnight MLPG
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>>5657296
>>>/mlp/
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>>5657302
NO! I can't say I'm too well versed in the Poppa's...
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>>5657320
I like it.
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>>5657320

Am I the only one turned on by the idea of letting the six of them smother me, growing fat off my love while I remain an immobilized, hypnotized wreck like SA was?
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>>5657320
Holy shit they're all so adorable
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>>5657341
No.
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>>5657314
goddamnit Dooks
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>>5657282
>>5657302

>replying to your own comments

holy shit, are you really that lonley?
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>>5657332
...I'm more of a "Momma's" type of guy.
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>>5657343
I especially like that Dash.
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>>5657330
You're also on /mlp/
You will never return to /co/
Never
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>>5657341
>Am I the only one...

No, you're never the only one. Now fuck off.
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>>5657275
how about this instead
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>>5657364

>Fuck off

Oh come on anon

We can share them right? Then we can watch them snowball our love.
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>>5657354
Good to know!

>>5657352
Look around you, where are you?
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>>5657368
Animate it.
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>>5657320
Do their eggs match their colors?
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>>5657368
>thats its spike.
>lower.
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>Spike does nothing but fall from the top of the castle so Princess Costanza can miraculously recover from her extreme exhaustion, save him and the Crystal Heart and generally be a Mary Sue
>gets portrayed as the hero in the stained glass window anyway
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>>5657368
It just occurred to me
Even if it's meant to be
> lol maybe sexual, maybe not
When Spike hits his adolescent phase and becomes taller than most of the ponies, this may be one of the only valid ways of staying on a pony's back, fireman-style, or else he'd have to sit upright just behind their neck and run the risk of the back of the pony's head whopping him in the jaw on every hard stop.
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>>5657381
Yes, but you'll need to give them extra love after the birth. Gotta regain their strength.
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>>5657390
Nigga gotta get props some day
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>>5657390
Well he did get it off the tower.

It would have never made it if he didn't jump.
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>>5657391
> lol maybe sexual, maybe not
So
> every Glitter Glue picture, ever
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>>5657396
May as well seed the next clutch while you're at it.
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>>5657396
Considering my feelings on being far too full of eggs, wouldn't it be in their best interests to keep me full at all times?
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>>5657390

I like to think it was the writers trying to apologise for being forced to have Candyass take the spotlight.

In fact, if they really do have no other choice than to keep using her, that'd be how I'd like it. She never asks for thanks, she's never the one who 'did it'. She just does what she has to.
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>>5657390

you are just jealous because you didn't get your own stained glass window
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>>5657427
I'd be okay with this.
It's better than the alternative anyway
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>>5657415
They'll keep you full. Changling magic is very particular. [/spoiler[
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>>5657409
this is true, i have to debate in my mind if i want to look at those pics with a dirty mind or a pure one.

>mfw dirty always wins.
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>>5657427
Imagine if Twilight was the one that save the day and not Spike.
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>>5657368
alternate

riding this way on such a bumpy road was a bad idea
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>>5657320
>that Twilight
she's even cute as a changeling
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>>5657368
Those are the wrong kind of hugs.
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>>5657447
>you have failed the test
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>>5657452
>go faster
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>>5657452

Did... did it just go in by accident?
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>>5657442
As long as I'm just this side of immobilized, they'll have all the love I can give.
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>>5657478
have you even seen a horse's ass, anon? how could it not?
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>>5657427
>In fact, if they really do have no other choice than to keep using her

Probably Hasbro told Meghan something along the lines of:

>Make Cadance have the spotlight

and as you said the Spike thing was because of

>the writers trying to apologise for being forced to have Candyass take the spotlight.
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>>5657478
o-oh my
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>>5657452
> "I-I swear it was j-just the friction! I didn't mean to-"
> "Y-yeah, j-just some f-friction. Don't need to worry 'bout it."

(And yet later on as she works out her social calendar surrounding the Autumn Harvest, she hesitates - does she want to see more or less of that loveable lizard goober?

And why does she not know if what happened on that back road was important or not?)
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>>5657368
>>5657452
5cute
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>>5657466
>>5657447
It sounded like Celestia was serious about it when she told Twilight but given the seriousness of the situation she understood why she told Spike to do it.
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>>5657478
You've never had it go in by accident?

You must have had an uneventful few years in high school.
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>>5657466
Why couldn't twilight teleport out of that crystal formation anyway?
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>>5657509
because magic.
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>>5657509
Magic jammer.
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>>5657509
Evil magic, ain't got to explain shit.
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>>5657498

Would AJ really overthink this kind of thing? She seems to be the one to just throw her head back and say 'Yeeeehawww' and ride that fleshy red dragon dick.
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should i make a background for this
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>>5657519
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>>5657509
Have you in fact viewed the program?
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>>5657452
>>5657478

Accidental sex is my favorite fetish that no one ever uses anywhere ever.
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>>5657509
Pretty sure she tried.

It dragged her back in.
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>>5657533
If it's the first time anything like that happens with one of your friends, it's kind of a big deal, especially in those who haven't already set their minds to be alright with having "friends with benefits" to varying degrees.
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>>5657452
Now that's what I call a Freudian slip
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>>5657539
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>>5657534

Depends, are you going to make her sparkle? If so a sparkly background might detract from her... maybe some wavy patterns or somesuch... unless you're looking to do an actual, proper background like say on the street in the crystal kingdom.

My vote goes to Just write 'BEst Pony' into every available space in the background.
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>>5657559
I thought a Freudian slip was where you say one thing but mean your mother.
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>>5657570
pfffff
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>>5657553
>If it's the first time anything like that happens with one of your friends
So some people frequently put their dicks inside their friends "on accident"?
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>>5657567
i second this.
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>>5657534
What do you have in mind? You added background with three Twilight arts and they turn out fine. Also, that Rarity looks glamorous.
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>>5657509

she activated King Sombra's trap card
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>>5657545
>Accidental sex is my favorite fetish that no one ever uses anywhere ever.
I'm... not really sure I see that happening very often, even in a world where everyone's always naked.
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>>5657570
Freudian slips are usually sexu-

>where you say one thing but mean your mother.
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>>5657577
AJ is a silly pony who has a lot of "accidents"
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>>5657577
The first time you ever have SEX with one of your friends it's a big deal. Deciding whether or not it was really sex is not a moot question.

Further deciding whether you secretly wanted it to mean more or less than you first thought it was, well, that's a tricky business.
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>>5657567
>>5657578
>>5657579
I found a good cap from the episode to reference for a background. Should be pretty good
and it has clouds <3
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>>5657587
That's not what a freudian slip is at all.
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>>5657534

she looks beautiful just like that, but i feel like it needs a background to complement with her beauty
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I want to cuddle white and purple horse.
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>>5657586
>I'm... not really sure I see that happening very often, even in a world where everyone's always naked.
what if they were all playing musical chairs and
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>>5657632
I see nothing wrong with this whatsoever

please, continue.
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>>5657533
Well, Spike's growing up fast, as we saw in SOME. He has desires, and I'm sure she'd figure out pretty quick that it'd be a great way to satisfy her own urges, even her hunger to be regularly filled up with hot cum. After all, dragons and ponies can't interbreed.... right?
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>>5657632

It is now my headcanon that in GGverse Spike obsesses over Rarity and Applejack while Applejack obsesses over him and so does Pinkie, but in secret, and she tries to sabotage his relationship with the other two.
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>>5657632
Everyone gets aroused by Pinkie's, in most forms.
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>>5657627
That's a shame, Rarity wouldn't want to be anywhere near you.

Or any woman for that matter
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>>5657667

Why so harsh anon?
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>>5657632
That .gif of Twilight reacting to Pinkie's plump rump bouncing about FFFSSS style comes to mind.
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There is something about that face

By the way, where is the bingo?
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>>5657667
Rarity hates women?
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>>5657673
I'm just telling it like it is.

Whats the matter, can't handle the truth?
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>>5657681
Anonymous delivers
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>>5657689
Sneak fetishes is out
Already
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>>5657689
They all have the exact same face though.
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>>5657681
>Pinkie's plump rump bouncing about
Looking back I read this in her voice.

She fucking knows just how hooked you are on that ass and how you try to sneak a peek at her wet vulva, but keeps you in suspense until one day she just asks "You wanna fuck?"

And you sputter, only for Pinkie to respond, "Because all you had to do was ask!"
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so ded
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>Nachos warns MLPG about plane ponies getting turned to the piss.
I bet he would make threads of them specifically to do it. And then turn around and go "SEE, I WARNED YOU!"
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I would Mrs. Cake
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>>5657790
>Even caring anymore

I can't see fluffy ponies ever happening again, especially not with plane ponies
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>>5657734
>Have close lesbian friend
>She's a 8-9/10 tomboyish type
>She's knows I find her attractive (Met her by hitting on her)
>Always teasing
>Briefly topless around me often
>Asks if I want to fuck her
Panka would be such a tease and a slut at the same time
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>>5657829
You'd be gay if you wouldn't
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>Trixie episode next week
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>>5657734
u-unf...
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>>5657847
>implying
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>>5657841
Casual shit like that is the best, even if it never pans out. My ultimate fetish.
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>>5657829
So would I.
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this feeling... of having pone again... it feels so...
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>>5657850
It's nice when you know it can't pan out

If she was straight or bi she'd drive me mad
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>>5657841
> Asks if I want to fuck her

The answer is yes, but only if you say "Are you asking or demanding?"
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>>5657829
You'd have to get in line behind everything else in Equestria with a dick.
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>>5657847
Isn't that like episode five
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>>5657848
You know that's exactly how it works with Pinkie.
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>>5657872
> mfw you can come across as either funny-cocky or rolling with the joke.
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>>5657880
is she a back-door girl?
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>>5657830
Sadly, Nachos is just that autistic.
He would do it.
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>>5657876
You implying those babies are not from Carrot Cake?
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>Horsefucking
>Slowness

Goodnight, MLPG, see you next week
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>>5657863
Its a nice feel. It practically got me off from GW 2 the whole day just to talk about ponies many threads in a role.
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>>5657854
>Thin.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?!
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accidental-by-both-parties sex is amusing and all but
I can't really think of much
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>>5657863
>images down
FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU
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>not even 24 hours since the last episode aired and the Hiatus is already shitting everything up
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>>5657922
Images aren't down
Clear your cache or something
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>>5657893
Depends on the mood, but my guess is she's all about it most nights. Nothing like getting the cushion pushin' while she rolls over her clit.

Getting so nicely filled in a new and naughty way that's helping fuel a nice touch-yourself orgasm?

That's pretty fucking rad.
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>>5657927
What.
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>>5657915
What does the dialog say?
I can not expand images
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>>5657911
Would you help her gain some meat under her belly as you both live on together?
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>>5657927
>It's 5:16 am
>We talked about the show for over three quarters of the thread
>Everyone who will talk show is asleep/going to sleep

Just wait until tomorrow.
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>>5657944
"Oh Spike! You spilled that yummy strawberry glaze all OVER yourself!"
>"Uh..."
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>>5657915
Was he making a cake?

>>5657927
Eh, its always like that in Spring.
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>>5657927
Everything is just fine, citizen!
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>>5657955
>Was he making a cake?
They were making some kind of dessert
and Pinkie doesn't want it to go to waste
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>>5657927
you do realise that this is how we've always been

you just feel as if it should be better because something big has happened, when that's not the case at all.
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>>5657936
you are hitting so many of my fetishes right now, you have no idea
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>>5657951
Seriously.
You expect a bunch of sleepy, drunken fools, and Europeans to be civil?
Is this your first Night time MLPG?
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>>5657968
Ah, I understand completely.
Spike is just a little clumsy.
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>>5657968
Since when did Pinkie ever care about making a mess?
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>>5657972
Women touching themselves while getting fucked anally is a fetish?

I always thought that was a primary means of them getting an orgasm through anal stimulation alone. They don't have the benefit of a prostate gland (well, kind of, but not where men have it.)
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>>5657936
would she like it more if you finished inside her, or all over her?
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>>5657999
well I'd consider an ass fixation and a huge preference for anal a fetish
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Yo does anyone have that link to that Google Docs page with the downloads to s02 that has the colours fixed and in mkv format?
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twilight was a cute pony in the new episodes

y/n
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I'm experiencing major issues with expanding and viewing images as well, I keep getting this screen for it and I even used c cleaner to clear up pretty much everything. any idea what's wrong?
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>>5658029
y
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>>5658029
Yes
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>>5658030
>Try and open the message
>Receive and error

oh the ironing
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>>5658030
You did not give moot all of your money.
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>>5658030
and if it isn't that screen it's the "temporarily offline" notification, etc.
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>>5658030
I'd wager that cloudflare is having a fit

Cloudflare serves images, not 4chan

It's probably location sensitive
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>>5658030
Moots servers don't work right lately
Hopefully he fixes it soon
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>>5658007
Nearing an orgasm herself, she screams for you to pull out and fill her. The sensation of your cock leaving her with a stinging tingling sensation in her ass ratchets up her arousal and sends her reeling, almost drunken as she leans just a little harder into the pillows and rolls her clit more aggressively.

The sensation of your hot fullness after you strip off your condom and begin filling her cunt in earnest, hoof just barely grazing your balls as you bottom out, puts her into hyperdrive - the low panting, the dizzy spinning sensation, that gentle left-right rocking in her back legs -

Her voice quavers, "Cum! Cum inside me! Go as fast as you need to, I want it, god I want it I want it I want it-" as her words dissolve into half-syllables as you fuck her good and proper, a hand stroking her back as everything comes together in a bright white crux between her legs.
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>>5658029
Yes she was.
I only have one slight concern...
What episode are we going to see the screen grabs where Ponyville is in ruins?
I bet it's the Trixie episode.
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>>5658061
>>5658055
thanks, I guess I'll just have to wait it out then
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I bet Fluttershy would just romp around the house without a top on during summer
She knows you certainly don't mind it
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>>5658066
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>>5658082
That's literally the opposite of what she would do
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>>5658082
dyewts
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>>5658082
if she's going to do that, I hope she does't mind if I sneak up on her and start playing with them sometimes
give them a gentle fondling
maybe tweak her nipples a little if she seems into it
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>>5658084
You need to WHY this boner?
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>>5658087
>>5658095
It's the opposite of what she'd do with anyone else

But you aren't anyone else are you?
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>>5658102
>Anon is left a brain dead husk.
>I-I P-PANICKED!"
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>>5658113

You've never actually had a girlfriend, have you?
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>>5658159
> horns confirmed for sensitive when magically active

I feel this is
>exploitable
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>>5658107
who said why?
'tis but a boner
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>>5658150
Just play along with the Flutterwife wish fulfillment shit
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>>5658082

no, but we did have a thing a while back about helping Fluttershy become more comfortable in her own body, and she eventually stops wearing loose-fitting sweaters and shit.

we also had a bit where she became essentially a nudist.

however, if you wanted a human who out-of-the-box acts like that, your best bet's either Applejack or Pinkie. probably Applejack.
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>>5658066
thanks
that was the best fap I've had all week
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accomplish something
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>>5658159
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lhy-jK93hY4
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>>5658171
two words for you, friend: horn fellatio.
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>>5658191
Fuck you
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>>5658186
>we did have a thing a while back about helping Fluttershy become more comfortable in her own body, and she eventually stops wearing loose-fitting sweaters and shit.

please tell me there are caps
that sounds cute as fuck
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>>5658192
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lhy-jK93hY4
The sound effect makes the gif so much better.
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whelp, i've drawn pone for almost 14 hours today

ill finish this tomorrow. good night mlpggg
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>>5658197
>You'll never be able to pencil like Disco
Fuck people that are good at things
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>>5658211
Beautiful...
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>>5658211
hnnnrg damn you 4chan let me look at this picture of pone
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>>5658206
>>5658186
I remember writing that
That was >fun
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>>5658211
I love it.
But she isn't transparent....
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>>5658197
> filename
> implying that Lyra hasn't had that fetish all along and now, much to her intense shock and surprise, her "just friends" slumber party just got exciting
> "exciting" enough she's now running through multiplication tables in her head so Bon-Bon doesn't wake up to a warm wonderful magical explosion on her tongue
> It doesn't quite work out - she manages to avoid a total crackerjack, but pre-magical fluid dribbled down Bon-Bon's slender throat, suckling softly
> Lyra had to play dumb until Bon-Bon left after breakfast and had to masturbate FURIOUSLY for hours to fully slake her arousal
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>>5658207
Every time I see that gif I think of that fucking doorstop.
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>>5658190
You're welcome. It wasn't hard.

I didn't think it was very good, but it sounds like it hit your buttons.
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>>5658211
Yep, the background did make it better.
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>>5658238
shooooosh anon

only dreams now it's still a WIP
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>>5658241
Man
What would magic even taste like?

I bet it tastes like ozone
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>>5658260
Have you ever had pop-rocks?

Like that, only sweet.
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>>5658260
OC spray.
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>>5658260
Like extremely fizzy vanilla or flower extract depending on the person, something of a cousin to what orange cream soda tastes like. It's electric-"hot" when it's a full orgasm, and a sweet slow maple-syrup buzz when it's just pre.
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>>5658284
Does pone color have any effect on flavor? 'Cause I would totally Twilight's horn.
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>>5658259

Will the finished piece sparkle Mewball?
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>>5658260
>YEH KIDDN?! THE WHOLE LAND REEKS OF GETTIN TOO CLOSE TA A LONT A LIGHTN.
>WHO IN DER RIGHT MIN WOUL WAN'T TA GET CLOSE ENOUGH TA TASTE IT!?
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>>5658255
oh, it did.
it's strange how we love butts so much yet we have so little anal stuff
>>
does Wheaties taste like frosted mini-wheats?
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>>5658302
Enjoy you're black licorice.
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>>5658330
damn right I will.
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>>5658260
>tfw kids don't even know what Ozone smells like.
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>>5658259
"WIP" is drawfag for "i'm never going to finish this"
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>>5658330
>enjoying you are bad candy.
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>>5658302
Black licorice or more than a little ginger and lavender fighting for dominance on your tongue, creating a secondary dialectic that's just intoxicating as you drink her in just at the tip, a finger and thumb rocking the base and making her quiver
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show of hands

who's looking forward to the new episode?
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>>5658352
Who hasn't smelt an arc wel-
Oh yeah
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>>5658352
Of course I do. We had an ozone air treatment machine in the house, it really helped with my sister's allergies.
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>>5658023

A-anyone? I have an Applepon. Does anybody know for an Applepon?
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>>5658376
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>>5658308
yes
>>5658356
>implying i haven't posted 3 WIPs in the past 2 days and finished all of them
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>>5658385
I'm pretty sure that Doc was taken down awhile ago.
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>>5658369
>ginger
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>>5658369
hnnnrg.
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>>5658401
I'm glad my mantle of witch-dyke is still active and appropriate.
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>>5658369
would she giggle?
or would she be whimpering in delight?

either would be nice, honestly
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>>5658352
>Never will they know the smell of charged particles from an old television.
>The whine it made
>>5658383
>>5658381
We are old vets who know and appreciate that smell...
Then again, remembering that smell while I was a kid at Disney World is a memory I don't like to have.
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>>5658376
Who isn't?
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>>5658418
Both. Her face is quicksilver as the roughest part of your tongue reverses directions on that first crenelation on her horn, just barely rocking the groove back and forth with the tip of your tongue.

It's sweet, sweet ecstasy.
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>>5658396

I managed to find one!

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1xPgqUiJIlshLiWksXe1aIYjQVc1OIAwWR5oQJEjsrfc/edit#

This has all of them. I'll give you another applepon anyway for responding.
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!
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>>5658456
What is it.
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>>5658441
oh the things I would do to that horn.

what about rarity?
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>>5658456
God fucking damnit Pinkie stop flirting with crystal ponies
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>>5658456
Isn't Fluttershy's hair just the cutest?
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>>5658456
that's not derpy that's my oc
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>>5658456
Oh Derpy what are you doing in the Crystal Kingdom
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>>5658468
She is a slut.
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>>5658456
> dem eyes
> she wants to fuck
More accurately
> she wants to CLOWN FUCK
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>>5658456

Sameface everywhere.

Why are crystal ponies so boring to look at compared to regular BG pones.
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>>5658456

D'aaaw I just noticed how Fluttershy has furrowed her lance into the ground and is dragging it along because she can't lift it.

If I was there I would volunteer to be her knight in shining armour and wreck Rainbow Dash's shit.
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>>5658456
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>>5658481
well yes, that was determined back in season 1. what about her horn?
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>>5658494
>Literal white knighting
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>>5658481
that's what they say about everyone
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>>5658441
Sounds lovely.
I would give that horn all the love it deserves. If it makes her happy.
So long as she doesn't lose control of her magic and blow my head off or whatever.
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>>5658506

>not being invisible in a snowstorm
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>>5658514
>implying everyone isn't a slut
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>>5658506

White knighting isn't a bad thing when it's done IRL and you do it because you want to stand up for somebody rather than to get rewarded with sex.
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>>5658521
if everyone is a slut nobody is
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>>5658502
Her horn is also a slut.
Her horn alone could have defeated king Sombrero, killing him instantly from her horn STD's
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>>5658506
>not being in her place so she can enjoy her petting zoo'

Beside, AJ would wreak Dash's shit in that match.
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>>5658517
Nah
You'd just get a sore throat from a lungful of ozone

And you'd cum instantly from the magic release
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>>5658526
Guys what i everyone is a slut and since no one is a slut the sluts are actually the ponies that aren't sluts.
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>>5658494
list of things i can do better than rainbow dash:
everything

i am the best
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>>5658540

The only pony who isn't a slut is probably Dash and Applejack because they're both respectively too childishly tomboyish and work-focused respectively.

they're not even my favourites.
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>>5658468
She'd try to keep up appearances and swoon and sigh like a proper lady, only to tense and strain and gently try rocking more past your lips (the stubby rounded horn allows for so much rolling over the very top, like the dome of a lollipop, sending her silently screaming and her gushing between her back legs). After some minutes of this torture and gentle strained whimpers, Rarity would end up barking "G-GODDAMN IT MORE MORE GOD YES YES TO THE BACK OF THE THROAT YES GOD I WANT TO BURST INSIDE THAT HOT LITTLE MOUTH OF YOURS."

One long slow lick down down to the base, just touching the back of your throat, and suddenly your throat would be filled with the taste of orange marmalade as she paws frantically at the silken sheets. Each jet draws an ever longer gutteral rattling groan, as much pleasure as simple final release - a dam burst.
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>>5658494
>Rainbow Dash completely wrecks your shit
>it's nothing major - you're just a bit winded and have a sore shoulder from where she hit you
>nonetheless, Fluttershy panics and tends to you while you recover, apologizing over and over for making you go and get yourself hurt
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>>5658546
I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST!
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>>5658549
do you encourage sluttery
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>>5658556
LIKE NO PONE EVER WAS!
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I like to think that Twilight, Rd and FS are virgins
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>>5658537
Ick.
Oh well, it'd be worth it.
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>>5658549
>The only ponies that aren't sluts are my favorites

Okay.
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>>5658525
Indeed. Helping other have a great feel to it.
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>Fluttershy did not panic at all when a vast cloud of fuck you was surrounding the kingdom.
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>>5658483

Probably because they only had a little while to create all the crystal ponies, so they could only make a couple different 'types'.

I mean look, in the crowd scene in the background, there is only one pony that is not repeated nearby. I was originally going to point out the one that I saw on first glance, but I eventually had to colour-code there were so many.
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>>5658571
Jesus H Christ

That's awful.
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>>5658571

But my favourite ponies in order are Rarity, Twilight and Pinkie, and I fully admit that the order of sluttiness goes Pinkie>>>>>>>>>>Twilight>Rarity.
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>>5658567
Twilight and RD are permavirgins
FS has been used by the stallions she dates
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>>5658571
He said that they aren't his favorites bro

But honestly the slut thing is getting really old
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>>5658549
>Dash
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>>5658567
in my headcanon they're all virgins
Rarity likes to act older than she actually is
AJ is waiting for the right guy
and Pinkie, bless her heart, is blissfully unaware of just how horny she makes all of the guys who attend her parties
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>>5658585
>Twilight
>Slut
I don't get it
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>>5658589
When someone says "they're not muh favourites" they're obviously their favourites.
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>>5658593
Man after getting dick once her nerdines died and was only replaced by dick lust
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>>5658579
How do you like THAT for character evolution, uh?
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>>5658582
Gayfags came in for a week that week and literally made this general /soc/adv/r9k/.
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>>5658553
I love you, BTA. I want to love you with mouth.
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>>5658537
it's safe to assume there would be tired cuddles afterwards, yes?
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>>5658553
Samefag here. Is it legit or not legit to start
> contributing
with a trip if it's something like this?
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>>5658600
...
So she became Tara?
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>>5658592
>bless her heart

Are you an old woman, Anon?
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>>5655003
the fuck is weh
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>>5658599
that's not true
you can be willing to admit positive things about your less-liked ponies
and you can be willing to admit negative things about your favorites
yes?
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>>5658605
That's how I got the trip I have in storage.
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>>5658615
Maybe...
I like her innocence.
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>>5658605
Unless you're drawing pictures most people will freak the fuck out if you name/trip fag.
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>>5658605
Sure.
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>>5658605
Go ahead.
Just keep going. Do Celestia.
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From most favorite to least favorite
Rarity Experienced not a slut
Twilight virgin not a slut
Pinkie Virgin not a slut
AJ Did it a few times not a slut
FS virgin not a slut
RD virgin not a slut
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>>5658604
She'd go limp while her horn is still sparking like crazy
You won't be far behind her while you're bucking your hips into nothing

So yes
Plenty of drowsy cuddles
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Rarity's dad is a total creep in this game
He keeps stalking Spitfire
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>>5658605
Write a lot more story if you want to hold on to that trip. A lot. Empty Audio did his story without his trip on as so with many other writefags.
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>>5658620
Except you're trying to play the impartial middle ground when you're obviously bias.

And you have shit taste too. Dashfags are literally the worst.
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>>5658639
>You won't be far behind her while you're bucking your hips into nothing
wait, I'm dry-humping her?
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>>5658635
seconding this request. bonus points if you include something about warming her up with a wing massage.
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>>5658636
>no one is a slut
You fucked up anon.
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>>5658640
I guess he likes them athletic. Rarity's mom is getting old, after all...
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>>5658611

I imagine Twilight wouldn't get along with Tara very well.
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>>5658646
you are jumping to so many conclusions
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>>5658651
Well you did just cum in an instant

Twilight is a very powerful pony
Her magical outburst are likewise very powerful
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>>5658646
You're insufferable, even if you are joking.
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>>5658666
stop tempting me satan, I don't want the pleasure center of my brain burning out.
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>>5658661
I don't
Pinkie and Dash maybe
The rest not really
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1-3 Pone on
4-6 Vidya
7-9 Sleep
0 or Dubs Do something constructive
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>>5658666
yes, but dry-humping?
it'd be much nicer to do some hard grinding
nuzzle my lap right up against her haunches
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>>5658645
Right, I just don't want my stories conflated with others. I'm going to lay claim to the ones I can remember posting in this thread if that's okay.

So I have:
>>5658553
>>5658441
>>5658369
>>5658284
>>5658241
>>5658066
>>5657936
>>5657734
>>5657498

I'll use it sparingly - I was a "non-contributor" for some time and it's time for a turnaround.
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>>5658678
0pone
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How can you say any of them are sluts when none of them have even had any boyfriends?
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>>5658685
pls more
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>>5658678

Is that you LK?

Goodnight~
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>>5658692
fuckin' this. you're good, BTA.
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>>5658674
Oh no, they're not really that special
Akin to a few hours edging, just without expecting it

But she can give you so so much more She needs her full attention for that though

>>5658680
Your body will do what it pleases, Anon.
You have no say in this, your legs are going to try to fuck something
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>mfw I looked at Pokehidden's tumblr and he posted an update saying "Reblog if you want to hear what your followers would do if they own you for 24 hours", expecting something sexual, and literally everyone replied "Make you work on your game"
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>>5658678
Nighty night LK
>>
is someone capping this horn-suckling stuff?
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>>5658710
Hahahahaha
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>>5658713
god I hope so
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>>5658710

I don't find pokehidden's stuff very appealing.

And the guy is a fag.
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>>5658713
where does it start?
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>>5658710
Now if only klondork did the same...
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>>5658710
Hah!
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>>5658694
But I'm not LK...

Goodnight anyways.
>>
Tell me the exact moment when gak became unfunny
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>>5658743
When the ads aired.
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>>5658743
Right after the episode aired
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>>5658725
I like Pokehidden's animations, they're cute.
I could take or leave the pornographic quality of them, though.
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>>5658742

ah well... guess he's still bannu.
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>>5658743
When it became arrow to the knee tier
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>>5658743
It was never funny to begin with.
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>>5658743
Right about the time it left stream chat.
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>>5658743
When it became the top comment on Youtube videos without the ad
Which was as soon as the episode finished
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>>5658758
That's pretty cute
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>>5658756
It was even faster than that.
I remember finding these arrow in the knee jokes funny more than a week.
>>
Someone explain WEH to me
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>>5658758
Why were you such a shit villain? Why are you worst than Chrysalis?
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>Go to derpibooru
>Spoilers on episodes that have just aired

WHY? On ponibooru it was just for upcoming episodes, and they got removed afterwards.
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>>5658769
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>>5658769
Since when does WEH need and explanation?
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>>5658769
all you need to know is BEH is better
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>>5658763
I still like Sombra

His blandness leaves him open to nearly any interpretation.
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>>5658776
I think they have a 48 hour lock on them
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>>5658769
One does not simply explain WEH
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>>5658776
>spoiler: S3unknown
I miss ponibooru.
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>>5658775

I'd like him to return as Grogar's pitiful apprentice.

And when Candyass and Shiningbutt try to put up a shield together it gets blasted down in an instant by the big guy.
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>>5658635
>>5658652
Celestia would be an altogether different creature - which is how you'd feel around her. Kind of mangy, unworthy - but as she rolls you into bed, eyes half-lidded and one thing clearly on her mind, you feel wanted - maybe a little hunted. The growing hardness in your trousers is outlined by one forward hoof and rewarded with a warm throaty chuckle, "I see they make men about the same on Earth-Realm."

She trails off, neck craning down to eye the fingers of one hand, currently crooked near your head - the weight of a demigoddess-and-princess is no small thing and it's beginning to bear down on you. If you didn't know better you'd think she was trembling slightly.

Celestia's voice takes on a higher lilt, eyes still bolted to your right thumb, "And maybe a little better ..."

Celestia cocks her head meaningfully to one side, the fine point of her horn somewhere about your right ear, honeysuckle scented lips drawing close to yours, whispering "Please."
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>>5658784
If they use him again later and actually give him a personality I won't mind they fucking up in the episodes
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>>5658776

Because derpibooru is owned by a person who visit Ponychan, and Ponibooru was owned by a person who visits MLPG.
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>>5658783
>BEH
>Not WEAH
>>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mp3OYwco0kQ&feature=g-u-u
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>>5658784
That's a hugely brony opinion
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>>5657996
This is Apple right?
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>>5658788
>I miss ponibooru.

I don't miss needing 12 line of text to filter out all the meta garbage.

At least I only have six on Derpibooru.
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>>5658798
Ponychan still exists?
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>>5658775
Chrysalis at least had a song and dem holes
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>>5658825
She had personality. I still hate her but I can no longer call her the shittiest villain which makes me angry.
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>>5658792
have a fanart of princess sunbutt, in the hope you will continue along these lines.
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>>5658801
That's not my cup of iced tea.
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>>5658777
>>5658782
>>5658783
>>5658786
you aren't helping
how did it start?
>>
I would like that 20% cooler song if it werent for the wubwubwub
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>>5658833
why would you hate her?
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>>5658847
What
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>>5658844
>how did it start?
Someone just posted it a few seeks ago.
>>
>>5658847

Are you listening to the Alex S or Living Tombstone remix by accident?
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>>5658792
Who am I to deny a princess?
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>>5658847
But it doesn't have wubs
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>>5658844
Somebody cropped out a picture of Pinkie making a face. That's it. Pretty funny right?
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>>5658847
>>5658864
>Dubstep song in an upcoming S3 episode
How would you react?
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>>5658792
yesss
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>>5658872
That would be terrible.
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>>5658834

>that landscape
>that sunrise

reminds me of that scene from Chronicles of Riddick.
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>>5658872

Cautiously optimistic.
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>>5658868
Ghost blow job!

Woooooo
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Why does TWILY wink so much?
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>>5658844
Someone called attention to Pinkie's silly face in a piece of fanart by posting with her supposed vocalization in every field.
They continued to post this in the opening of the next few threads until it became a running joke.

>>>/knowyourmeme/
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>>5658868
Whose dick is that
I can't enjoy it without knowing whose dick it is
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>>5658855
it is
a mistery
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>>5658872
Actual dubstep?
I'd wreck it
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>>5658810

It's rumbling along. I just went there and made a topic saying they were all faggot niggers and it wordfiltered to 'pony angels'.
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>>5658872
>It's an Applejack song
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>>5658855
I just do. She was a shit villain in my opinion.
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>>5658859
Probably, it just came up on the radio
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>>5658885
10 out of 10 its an OC lest proven otherwise.
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>>5658890
>It's rumbling along.
>>
i like the jousting helmets' design

like instead of having a thicket of hair on top the mane actually goes in it

that's nice
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>>5658896
>it just came up on the radio
Are you listening to a brony music stream

That's terrible
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>>5658896

>Brony songs on the radio

Wherefore.
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>>5658899
Thanks for ruining it for me
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>>5658891
speakin of which the guitars that played briefly during that one part with the fake heart made me feel for some reason.
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>>5658890
>and it wordfiltered to 'pony angels'.
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>>5658904
Especially Fluttershy's
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>>5658908
Art thou, Romeo?
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>>5658907
I leave it in the background while playin vidya. on the rare (fuckin RARE) occasion I hear something good I look it up.
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>>5658896

Was it this one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWd5x09gWoE

Or this one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6xRSafBV8o

The bottom one is the original song.
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>>5658885
Shining's idiot
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>>5658923
yeah it was the first one.

I'd only heard a few seconds of the song before now so I figured it was the same one.

I forgot people remix other peoples songs 500 times in this fandom.
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>>5658927
This amuses me greatly.
>>
Dooks, sorry I didn't say it last night. Thanks for the playlist last night, I found the two I was looking for. Thanks.
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How is the progress on this?
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>>5658938

Stop it Pinkie, when will it be enough dicks for you?
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>>5658923
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6xRSafBV8o

>I may not understand what you bronies see in the show but DAMN you make good music

I'm visibly disturbed
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>>5658927
He's not such an evil guy.
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>>5658938
It's coming along fine. But dang, aren't these hoove huge?
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>>5658792
I assume it stop here?
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>>5658945
>he returns to take over the crystal kingdom with gak
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>>5658945
>imagine him laughing giddily with that low rumbling voice of his
pfff
>>
Gakfags fuck off back to tumblr
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>>5658945
>panka face
hee
>>
>>5658792
Filling that request only took a moment - few inches from the sheets to one side of her long spire. Her eyes nearly glazed over as the first three fingers stroked gently, fingertips only. The eyelash lashes and the catch in her throat suggested no one had touched her ivory in ages.

It progressed easily enough, with Celestia's neck drooping lower and lower onto your chest as you began including more fingers, more pressure. Every time a barely whispered "Please."

By the time your palm began making easy swirls on the second-to-base loop around her shaft Celestia had sunk the weight of her head on your chest, one eye still closely following the motions of your fingers.

Reflexively your other hand draws to her neck, near the mane and the jangling of her heartbeat. Now you'd come to notice it, her back hooves had begun to paw in rhythm with the swirling of one index finger.
>>
THIS GAK SHIT IS ARROW TO THE KNEE TIER AAAAAAAAAAA
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>>5658946
Perspective. That part is really close to us
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>>5658966
>BlackTextAnon
>not black text
BLUNDER OF THE CENTURY
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>>5658975
Oooh, I see.
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>>5658979
The text is black. Funnily enough when you use spoilers your text becomes white
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>>5658992

It's all white when using the superior Tomorrow theme.
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>>5658966
>Now you'd come to notice it, her back hooves had begun to paw in rhythm with the swirling of one index finger.
hnnnnnngh
>>
hey gang
i see where almost at image limit, but i need a cover image for a new story. if you guys could post some sad crystal pony pictures in the next horse, i'd really appreciate it.
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>>5659002
ooooh
I think I like this
>>
O NEW HORSE WHERE ART THOU
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>>5659016

crystal pony is never sad
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>>5658966
will you continue this in the new horse, or stay here in the dead one?
or is it over?
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>>5659024
what
they were totally sad
you trippin' nigga
>>
Here you go":
>>5659035
>>5659035
>>5659035
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>>5659016
Is it rape
You better be raping some sad crystal ponies
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>>5658966
Suddenly your hand grasps the whole of her horn with the full flesh of your palm, the heat of her magic almost heavy in it. One long stroke from the base to the tip elicited a shuddering whimper you'd expect from a schoolgirl, not ancient nobility. The gleam in her eye suggests embarrassment.

You lean in best you can to her twitching ear and murr, "It's been too long, hasn't it?"

You feel the slight nod with the bob of her horn, and a heavy sigh rumbles in her throat. You can feel it in your breast.

"I'm gong to make you cum," you state matter-of-factly, stroking out again just a little harder over the pointiest part of the horn, "would you like that?" The shudder is palpable, and the gasps of pleasure it elicits sound like half-sobs and a thank-you.

You can tell she's already begun to melt away like sand in a tide - the in-stroke and out-stroke of that hand, the warm weight on her neck, and the gasps become low throaty groans.
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>>5659054
it's exactly that, actually
bravo
>>
>>5659027
Posting more in the new thread.


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