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MLP General Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)04:43 No.565225

Night horse rides again.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)04:44 No.565235 yeah Luna alright yeah I'm excited

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)04:44 No.565238 >rape

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)04:44 No.565239 Which pony enjoys anal sex the most?

>>	Gorodetsky 03/13/12(Tue)04:44 No.565242 >rope

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)04:45 No.565244 Awful

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)04:45 No.565250 >Lego's

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)04:45 No.565253 >>565239 >rapelejack

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)04:45 No.565257 File: 1331628344.png-(607 KB, 1311x783, Screen shot 2011-10-15 at 1.29(...).png) hi how was your day

>>	NTSTS !Taxif57b8c 03/13/12(Tue)04:45 No.565258 File: 1331628349.jpg-(81 KB, 827x628, Rainbow Dash GOTTA GO FAST HUR(...).jpg) >>565243

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)04:45 No.565260 >>565239 That's a shitty topic Which VA likes anal sex the most?

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)04:46 No.565262 File: 1331628367.jpg-(137 KB, 900x1288, AJ Poster Buck.jpg) >>565257 pretty slow mostly ponies

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)04:46 No.565263 File: 1331628369.jpg-(38 KB, 305x299, At Night.jpg) Postin' to the general...

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)04:46 No.565264 >>565257 It hasn't even begun

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)04:46 No.565266 What pony enjoys giving oral sex the most?

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)04:46 No.565268 File: 1331628384.jpg-(21 KB, 338x429, feel.jpg) >gotta rape Faust

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)04:46 No.565270 >>565225 Night horse will never ride in an episode again. ;_;

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)04:46 No.565271 >>565266 rarity no question

>>	Gorodetsky 03/13/12(Tue)04:46 No.565274 File: 1331628409.png-(447 KB, 660x720, Rainbow Dash Cutie by Angelish(...).png) >>565258 Going fast ponies General.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)04:46 No.565276 Would you rape a tiny babbling fluffy pony?

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)04:47 No.565278 File: 1331628424.jpg-(202 KB, 500x515, 1331358931156.jpg) which classes would the ponies play in Tribes? Except Dash... because that's fucking obvious

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)04:47 No.565279 File: 1331628428.jpg-(10 KB, 242x208, so cool..jpg) >>565263 at night.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)04:47 No.565283 File: 1331628437.png-(50 KB, 1024x768, sup mlp.png) >>565258

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)04:47 No.565286 >>565266 Rarity. That bitch loves cock.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)04:47 No.565287 i do everything non-sexually

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)04:47 No.565289 File: 1331628450.png-(316 KB, 722x692, 1327818988783.png) >>565262 >that feel when that's every day for me

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)04:47 No.565290 >>565266 >>565271 Disagree, I think it's Fluttershy or Pinkie Pie. Fluttershy because she likes to please, and Pinkie Pie because it's like eating which she loves.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)04:47 No.565291 >>565276 No

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)04:47 No.565293 >>565276 No. I would make sweet love to her.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)04:47 No.565295 >>565257 almost 5am, hasn't really started yet.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)04:47 No.565297 >>565271 >>565286 Please go further into detail about how much Rarity loves to slobber all over a nice hard cock.

>>	DFG 03/13/12(Tue)04:48 No.565298 File: 1331628482.jpg-(66 KB, 266x224, 1301898230283.jpg) >>565278 Yeah, everybody knows she'd play Brute.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)04:48 No.565307 File: 1331628524.png-(493 KB, 1280x616, juggernaut.png) >>565274 >Rainbow Dash going fast Not with all that weight she's carrying

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)04:49 No.565310 Which pone likes kissing & making out the most?

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)04:49 No.565315 >>565257 EVERY DAY I SPEND HOURS IN A PLACE THAT TAKES ALL MY SELF ESTEEM I GET NO SLEEP I DRIFT THROUGH THE DAY IN A SLEEPY HAZE, WANTING NOTHING MORE THAN TO SLEEP COME NIGHTTIME, I'M WIDE AWAKE UNTIL 4 AM, AND THE CYCLE REPEATS >IMPLYING PERSONAL BLOG

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)04:49 No.565317 Can Scootaloo fly? Hearts and Hooves day may have idicated she can't.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)04:50 No.565319 >>565310 Definitely Pinkie

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)04:50 No.565320 PURELY PLATONIC

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)04:50 No.565329 >>565260 Why don't you ask them?

Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)04:50 No.565330

>>565297
Rarity's blowjobs are enthusiastic but demure. She looks you in the eye and teases you before she gets down to business, batting her sultry eyelashes at you and licking the tip, making you ooze precum before she shoves her mouth down and envelopes your whole dick in an instant. Usually she can make you come just from that first deep throat, but if not, she bobs her head up and down, using her tongue to trace around the head while she massages your balls. When you cum, she politely swallows every drop, her cheeks blushing from how turned on it gets her. After its finished, she smiles brightly, and dabs her mouth just like she's finished a fancy dinner and is cleaning up with a folded napkin.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)04:50 No.565332 >>565320 >yfw Plato meant fatherly or parental love when he wrote about that

>>	DFG 03/13/12(Tue)04:51 No.565334 >>565320 NO SEXUAL CONNOTATION

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)04:51 No.565337 File: 1331628681.gif-(695 KB, 778x720, Stimpy.gif) >>565310

>>	Gorodetsky 03/13/12(Tue)04:51 No.565338 File: 1331628682.png-(121 KB, 288x453, Kentucky Fried Scootaloo.png) >>565317 No. But she can fry

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)04:51 No.565341 >>565317 She can fly But only in her dreams

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)04:51 No.565344 >>565317 do you even watch the fucking show?

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)04:51 No.565347 >>565330 After she's tidied up, she gives you a quick peck on the lips

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)04:52 No.565349 >>565278 Fluttershy would play infiltrator just so she could hide in some distant corner of the map. AJ probably Juggernaut or Brute, Twilight soldier/technician/sentinel, Rarity infiltrator, Pinkie..probably Doombringer. >Weee fireworks!

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)04:52 No.565350 >>565317 >Scootaloo cannot fly. >She is clearly differently abled from the other Pegasus fillies. ABLEIST!! WE SHOULD HAVE HER REMOVED FROM THE SHOW BECAUSE THIS IS OFFENSIVE TO THE PHYSICALLY CHALLENGED THAT CANNOT FLY IN REAL LIFE!

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)04:52 No.565357 >>565349 >Pinkie Pie >Fractal party all day err day

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)04:52 No.565359 >>565338 Thats not how you call a chicken. "arise chicken, arise"

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)04:53 No.565361 >>565347 Correct. Then she notices you've gotten hard again from the feel of her body pressed against yours, so she smiles again and turns around, bending at the waist and looking back at you with a smirk as she waits for you.

Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)04:53 No.565365

>glance in fluffy pony thread
>pick through retardery and gore
>someone posted a story about adopting a fluffy pony because of a commercial with Ellen DeGeneres in it
>Really fucklong but otherwise actually kind of sweet
>seems original
>give kudos to writer for not being a retard
>come back later
>whole story is deleted

...Fuck these threads, man.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)04:53 No.565366 >>565347 >Peck on the lips >Not going in for the snowball while you're still in the post orgasm daze

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)04:53 No.565367 File: 1331628830.png-(360 KB, 900x600, my_little_dashie_collab_by_kiy(...).png) >You will never take home Rainbow Dash as a foal and take care of her as a loving, caring father over the course of fifteen years

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)04:53 No.565369 File: 1331628835.png-(277 KB, 1012x567, trixie mad.png) >>565307 >unrealistic chest fur >human navel on a horse FURFAGS

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)04:54 No.565371 >>565344 Do you? Don't be a worthless cunt about this, that chicken is clearly grounded for life.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)04:54 No.565376 >>565367 >She adopts your personality

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)04:54 No.565378 >>565369 >Complaining about anthro >When these ponies are anthro to begin with

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)04:55 No.565381 >>565369 You can always spot the furfags

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)04:55 No.565382 >>565367 >implying I want that it'd be creepy for me to have sex with her if I'd raised her that would be aweful

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)04:55 No.565384 File: 1331628915.jpg-(79 KB, 767x739, CloudsNeverGetWarmSoYouCannotP(...).jpg) >>565367 >She pulled off the Sonic Rainboom, she saved her friend and her heroes. >She is still dead to her family.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)04:55 No.565387 >That feel when you realize she was totally into you >Three years after you parted ways

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)04:55 No.565388 File: 1331628935.jpg-(130 KB, 640x480, dash brony tattoo 5.jpg) just fapped to dash. something about fapping to worst pony gives me ultraboner for some reason.

>>	Gorodetsky 03/13/12(Tue)04:55 No.565390 File: 1331628940.png-(69 KB, 425x500, Rainbow Dash Belly Button.png) >>565369 >Not liking pony bellybuttons You and I are now enemies.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)04:55 No.565391 >>565387 But that pony never existed

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)04:55 No.565392 >>565366 >Snowballing with Rarity I CANT HOLD ALL THESE BONERS

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)04:55 No.565394 >>565387 How long till you realize you actually have autism?

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)04:56 No.565398 >>565366 >>565366 Spitting isn't ladylike.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)04:56 No.565403 >>565388 That's because Dash is sexiest pony. She might not be the best, but she's by far the most attractive.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)04:56 No.565405 >>565387 Separation makes the heart grow fonder, You are only conning yourself into believing she was into you.

>>	DFG 03/13/12(Tue)04:56 No.565407 >>565250 http://lego.cuusoo.com/ideas/view/11176 How bad am I slowpoking on this?

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)04:57 No.565408 >>565387 >That feel when this isn't your personal blog >Yet you continue to post

Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)04:57 No.565413

>>565392
Is it bad that I'm turned on by the idea of Rarity feminizing me by dressing me up in lady clothing and slowly using larger and larger dildos on my ass, rewarding good feminine behavior with orgasms, until finally she brings in a bunch of big, strong stallions to use me as their fucktoy while Rarity watches?

Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)04:57 No.565414

>>565392
Would you let Rarity dribble your own cum into your mouth, tasting tiny drops of your own seed before she opened up and let the whole giant load of semen spill out, caressing your tongue with hers and locking your mouths together in a heated kiss as you passed your cum back and forth before finally swallowing?

Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)04:57 No.565416

>>565201
Before you find yourself in the embrace of dreams you gently lift the sleeping mare and stagger over to your bed. Placing her against the sheets you crawl in behind her and drag the covers over the two of you.
Come morning you are roused by a dampness on your hand to find Lyra your little spoon, sucking at your fingertips

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)04:58 No.565421 >>565307 >>565390 >wake up >join general >scroll down to blue pone belly Yes. Today is a good day.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)04:58 No.565423 >>565414 >>565413 >>565392 this is certainly shaping up to be a thread

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)04:58 No.565426 >>565413 Not at all. We all want to be the slutty mare, anon.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)04:58 No.565427 >>565403 That's not how you spell Celestia.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)04:58 No.565428 >>565416 Wiggle fingers

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)04:59 No.565430 File: 1331629142.png-(392 KB, 739x494, scootaloo loses a round of sog(...).png) >>565390 after looking it up it turns out ponies do have bellybuttons but they are closer to the ass than stomach and not visible through fur

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)04:59 No.565432 >>565414 As long as we both swallow some at the same time

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)04:59 No.565434 >>565426 But I dont want to be a slutty mare. I want to be a sissy trap fucktoy.

>>	Gorodetsky 03/13/12(Tue)04:59 No.565435 File: 1331629154.png-(342 KB, 848x471, Smile.png) >>565413 That... is actually pretty tame by our standards, now that I think about it.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)04:59 No.565438 File: 1331629165.gif-(725 KB, 446x251, 1330077308640.gif) >>565413 >>565414 >>565392 >>565366 >>565347 >>565330

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)04:59 No.565439 >>565407 Miserably, MLP isn't a berry good fit for Lego anyway. Help the Legend of Zelda get themselves made into lego.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)04:59 No.565442 File: 1331629182.png-(718 KB, 1024x768, again.png)

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)04:59 No.565444 >>565434 Just because you have a penis doesn't mean you can't be the slutty mare.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)04:59 No.565445 >>565416 Oh god my heart.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:00 No.565449 File: 1331629214.png-(614 KB, 1600x1200, 1320427696894.png) >>565416 At last, I can sleep with the story completed. Thank you writefag.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:00 No.565450 >>565388 How does that make her worst pony?

>>	GeneralIvan !!es8jpwZdntp 03/13/12(Tue)05:00 No.565451 Hello MLPG! What's on the agenda tonight?

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:00 No.565453 personally, I wonder what it would feel like to get jerked off by Unicorn magic.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:00 No.565454 >>565390 I want to rub my face on her stomach.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:01 No.565456 File: 1331629261.png-(147 KB, 659x672, CelestiaNormal.png) >Visit forum that I haven't in years. >Full of furries, and other ilk. >Create pony avatar before showing up. >Become enemy with mod instantly.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:01 No.565460 File: 1331629271.jpg-(54 KB, 649x681, 85658 - applejack artist white(...).jpg) >>565390 >one o the worst furry tripfags of mlpg doesnt agree with me

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:01 No.565461 >>565449 >with the story completed But you haven't got her and perhaps yourself back to Equestria yet

>>	ALPLBLEWM 03/13/12(Tue)05:01 No.565462 File: 1331629276.png-(32 KB, 413x279, smoosh.png) >>565434 Go on.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:01 No.565468 >>565453 like a million little magic fingers tickling your junk

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:01 No.565471 >>565451 Are you reading things? There's lots of choice examples this thread. >>565438

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:01 No.565472 >>565451 We're being a bunch of horrible sexual deviants again So the usual

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:02 No.565476 >>565456 Already best friends I see.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:02 No.565479 >>565444 Hypothetically being the sub gives me just as many boners as being the dom. What a >feel

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:02 No.565481 >>565462 alplblewm draw snowballing with rarity plz

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:02 No.565482 >>565450 i hate dash the most so its like angry rape fapping

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:02 No.565485 >>565453 a warm, writhing force all around you, shifting around and rubbing you a hundred different ways at once

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:02 No.565486 >>565461 NO. It's nearly five in the morning, bed time.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:02 No.565487 >>565461 AND THEN YOU BOTH FUCK. IT IS MAGICAL AND YOU WAKE UP IN THE LAND OF PONIES AND THEY ARE ALL GRIFFY, THE END! >>565476 Fast friends.

>>	Gorodetsky 03/13/12(Tue)05:02 No.565488 File: 1331629369.jpg-(180 KB, 1200x1200, Rainbow Dash Fatty.jpg) >>565451 Generallvan? Haven't seen you in quite a while. Been busy? >>565454 Raspberrying the fuck out of that pony belly.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:03 No.565493 >>565438 Are you new here? That shit sounds absolutely great and i'm neither a sissy nor a rarityfag.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:04 No.565501 >>565486 If any of you feel like continuing this at a later date, say in twelve hours I'll be here again.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:04 No.565507 File: 1331629489.jpg-(190 KB, 1244x800, 14 rainbow hedonism.jpg) >>565488 Aw yes

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:05 No.565510 File: 1331629509.png-(20 KB, 310x503, sqr(hugboxing).png)

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:05 No.565512 File: 1331629520.gif-(388 KB, 720x405, Art thou mad, subject.gif) >>556433 Dude, I hope you joking; I loved Luna, not, let me say it again: I LOVED GaladrieLuna. Not all the lunafags wanted Woona or Flutters2.0

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:05 No.565516 >>565501 Anyone going to cap his story?

Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:06 No.565522

>>565482
>implying you wouldn't have active, angry sex with Dash
Are you really telling me that you wouldn't want to pin her light frame to the ground and kiss her, taking advantage of the momentary distraction to jam a few fingers inside of her and start to twist them around? Are you saying you wouldn't want her to fight back, pushing you off and ripping off your clothes to start enthusiastically sucking you off, knowing full well that the first one to cum loses, and she wants to win?
Do you really not want to end in a sticky, sodden, and bruised pile, stroking her mane and feeling her against your body for just a few minutes before you go back to being enemies again?

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:06 No.565524 >>565512 I like Luna.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:06 No.565529 >>565462 Alplblewm will you peg me?

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:07 No.565534 >>565522 >rough, angry sex with dash this pleases my boner but fat dash still wins do one for fat dash, please

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:07 No.565539 File: 1331629652.jpg-(10 KB, 213x224, 1330536699807.jpg) >>565529

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:07 No.565542 Dont lie MLPG. What would you give to have your mind transported into the body of an extremely attractive 18 year old girl?

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:07 No.565543 >>565522 >go back to being enemies again? That's no fun

>>	ALPLBLEWM 03/13/12(Tue)05:07 No.565545 >>565529 Only if you earn it

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:08 No.565550 File: 1331629702.png-(29 KB, 312x418, ur a pone.png) >>565539

>>	Gorodetsky 03/13/12(Tue)05:08 No.565555 File: 1331629713.gif-(253 KB, 500x273, Luna Wink.gif) >>565512 New Luna is pretty awesome. I actually kind of like Woona, too. No-one must know!

>>	GeneralIvan !!es8jpwZdntp 03/13/12(Tue)05:08 No.565557 >>565471 http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZDV3fbUtdi >>565488 Yeah, it's nice to be on spring break. I'm actually thinking about doing a pony song in the style of Tom Waits "What's He Building"

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:09 No.565561 >>565542 I don't know, fifty more years of having my extremely handsome male body?

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:09 No.565564 >>565510 gonna need some context here pal, or else i cant rage properly.

>>	RCH !ikOpDWm3h. 03/13/12(Tue)05:10 No.565568 >>565476 Apparently they are still assdamaged over loosing people to Fanchildren or some shit. I don't even know.

>>	MANLY ROOGNA, SUPER Manly Greatsword Wielder the Obnoxiously Long-MANED(Named) !rBNVyANGRY!!WN/xeQtBCUr 03/13/12(Tue)05:10 No.565569 >>565555 >Likes woona Stop that

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:10 No.565571 File: 1331629807.png-(1.83 MB, 787x1114, tumblr_m0smveF2Kg1qbe7gjo1_128(...).png) best pony thread

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:10 No.565572 >>565557 >I'm actually thinking about doing a pony song in the style of Tom Waits "What's He Building" My body will never be ready

Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:10 No.565573

>>565413
Oh god I know that feel man.
The idea of being face down, dolled up in girls clothing and make up, with a big stallion slamming my tight ass. Rarity's telling me what a good little girl I am while I spurt cum uncontrollably on the inside of my dress purely from the sensations in my ass.

>>	ALPLBLEWM 03/13/12(Tue)05:10 No.565577 >>565557 Not sure if I should be okay with mixing ponies with Tom Waits...but I suppose I'm at least interested.

Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:11 No.565581

>>565534
>implying you wouldn't fuck fat Dash
Even when you're imagining her jumping at you, knocking you to the floor with her weight and resting on top of you while you helplessly gasp for breath? Even as she'd roll forward, kissing your breathless form as the lack of oxygen began to make you lightheaded? You wouldn't want to desperately push at her and roll her off of you, pouncing on top of her and resting against her stomach as you bend down to kiss her back, keeping her still and relatively steady while you wrap one arm around her stomach to start teasing her, and another to start undoing your pants? You really don't want to feel the folds of her flesh part as you force your way inside, hearing the groans even though her size blocks you from seeing her face? You don't want her to tell you to stop and bring it closer, because she's hungry?

I think you're gay.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:11 No.565583 >>565573 ffffffffff stop it i don't want this boner goddamnit

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:11 No.565585 >>565557 >Implying you can into Waitsing If you dont have at least five inches of scar tissue surrounding your vocal chords, you're not gonna be able to pull it off.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:11 No.565589 >>565573 Wow i surprise myself by being concerned that you said stallion rather than man Otherwise that was bonerriffic.

>>	Gorodetsky 03/13/12(Tue)05:11 No.565590 File: 1331629909.jpg-(63 KB, 851x460, WE ARE SAYING SOMETHING IMPORT(...).jpg) >>565569 How did you read the spoilers?! GET OUT OF MY HEAD, YOU WARLOCK BASTARD!

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:11 No.565592 >>565581 thanks anon, my penis loves you

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:12 No.565594 >>565573 >Hands-free cumming STOP HITTING MY FETISHES RIGHT ON THE NAIL

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:12 No.565596 >>565589 Man, stallion, it's all relative in these threads. I would love a big fit man to make me is woman though.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:12 No.565599 File: 1331629966.jpg-(810 KB, 1700x2337, my_little_celestia_by_drmambo1(...).jpg)

>>	Daftykins 03/13/12(Tue)05:12 No.565602 >>565557 You had me at Tom Waits.

Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:12 No.565603
File: 1331629973.jpg-(103 KB, 768x1024, 1329817172447.jpg)

>you will never be eating dinner with the Apple family when Applebloom's fork slips out of your hand, clattering to the floor under the table
>She will never look sheepishly across the table at you and ask if you can pick it up - "Ah think it's close to yer feet."
>You will never smilingly oblige, kneeling down and finding the wayward bit of cutlery
>you will never look up just as Applebloom reaches down, and with two fingers, lifts the hem of her skirt to reveal that she's not wearing any underwear.
>you will never take your seat again, very red in the face, and hand Applebloom's fork back to her, trying to pokerface your way through
>her hand will never brush yours as she gives you a sly wink which everyone else at the table fails to notice.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:13 No.565605 >>565594 You too? I've not seen near enough of it in real life, but it's pretty much the hottest fucking thing ever. If anyone wanted to write more, I'd be eternally grateful.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:13 No.565610 so is aplplblewmp or whatever a girl or what?

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:13 No.565611 >>565596 That would be nice, yes.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:13 No.565612 >>565603 THIS THREAD STOP HOLY SHIT MY PENIS IS EXPLODING ALL OF YOU CUT THIS SHIT OUT RIGHT NOW

Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:13 No.565615

>>565542
Well theoretically I'd already be giving away everything, right? Friends, family, etc. What would happen to the old me? Would my body get the mind of the 18 year old girl, or would I be effectively killing her, or would the body be just a construct with no previous life?

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:13 No.565616 >>565603 Joke's on you, my neighbor tried that with me once

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:14 No.565619 File: 1331630045.jpg-(469 KB, 1000x1000, valkyrie-girl celestia princes(...).jpg)

Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:14 No.565622

>>565543
Oh, but being enemies is great fun. Why, if you weren't enemies, she might think twice about swooping down out of the sky when she saw you walking around alone, grabbing you beneath your arms and pulling you up with her. She might not throw you onto a cloud and stand over you while you're dazed, licking her lips and settling down to hug you, peppering your neck and chest with light kisses while your tired and weak arm gently caresses her mane. She'll never clamber up your body just a little to start a passionate kiss, your lips running over each other for entire minutes while your hands busy themselves massaging the bases of her wings. You'll never know that you became so much more than enemies so long ago, but nobody must ever know

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:14 No.565624 >>565603 >Applebloom's fork slips out of HER hand Missed that... damn.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:14 No.565625 >>565612 I missed early morning threads. It was worth staying up fifteen hours to be here.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:14 No.565628 >>565603 TL;DR >You pick up fork >Filly shows vag No feels given

Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:14 No.565630

>>565594
>>565605

I cannot describe how much I love hands-free cumming when I can manage to pull it off. Usually it takes a lot of edging before hand. Then I use a thick dildo with three vibrating bullets at the tip.

I use a suction cup to put it on my shower wall, put myself under it and go to town.
If I'm lucky I blow a massive load all over my face an chest.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:14 No.565632 File: 1331630099.jpg-(137 KB, 800x645, princess_celestia_by_lucky978-(...).jpg)

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:15 No.565635 File: 1331630128.jpg-(85 KB, 480x640, 1331281732282..jpg) >>565610 Good question.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:15 No.565638 >>565622 With enemies like these who needs friends

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:15 No.565639 >>565625 Me too. I don't remember this many boners back when I used to post more often, but I'm not complaining... >>565630 Unf.

>>	Gorodetsky 03/13/12(Tue)05:15 No.565640 >>565603 Why boner, why would you do this to me? You know human Apple Bloom couldn't possibly be legal, yet you insist anyway. >>565612 If you can't stand the >rape get out of the General.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:16 No.565648 >>565635 applewhatever can't be a girl, because he plays tf2, and girls don't play video games and they especially don't berate themselves for being bad at video games

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:16 No.565651 >>565610 >implying women on the internet

GeneralIvan !!es8jpwZdntp 03/13/12(Tue)05:16 No.565653

>>565572

I don't know if I want to do an exact copy of "What's He Building" and change things to make it "Cupcakes" related or just come with something else.

The reason I'm choosing the style of "What's He Building" is because it's basically narration that follows the format of lyrics without actually singing them.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:16 No.565654 i wonder if anyone in mlpg actually bought the drawfriend artbook

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:17 No.565655 >>565640 Yours is the second >rape this thread. Consent fetish is best fetish

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:17 No.565658 File: 1331630242.png-(311 KB, 1024x768, wouldyou.png) Would you a yellowquiet?

Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:17 No.565662

>>565612
>You will never stop thinking about railing that slut on the table while the rest of the apple clan watches, their food rumbling under your gyrations.
>WHEN SUDDENLY BOOM, YEAH, THE MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE BURSTS INTO THE ROOM, BROTHER!
>THE MACHO MAN DOES NOT APPRECIATEIFICATE WHEN A BROTHER TRIES TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF A LITTLE YOUNGIN LIKE THAT , BROTHER, ITS TIME FOR A RUMBLE IN THE ARENA!
BEFORE YOU CAN RUN, BEFORE YOU CAN HIDE, THE MACHO MAN GRABS YOU AND RIPS YOUR HIDE.
>YOU LAND IN THE ARENA, THE RUMBLE IS AT HAND.
>AND THE MACHO MAN IS HERE TO BE YOUR MACH MAN!

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:18 No.565665 >>565658 Hippy bitch stinks of piss and animals. So no.

>>	Gorodetsky 03/13/12(Tue)05:18 No.565666 File: 1331630292.png-(244 KB, 526x744, Fluttershy Squeak.png) >>565658 No means no, man.

Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:19 No.565675

>>565581
>>565592
>that feel when you go to Sugarcube Corner
>that feel when Pinkie sheepishly asks you to change the sign to "Closed"
>that feel when you have to help her waddle up the stairs, her massive gut nearly touching the floor
>that feel when she's panting and sweating, asking you to get some food because she's hungry again
>that feel when you return with 8 pies and lay them in front of her
>that feel when you grab her enormous ass and plow in
>that feel when she's stuffing her face as you thrust, pushing her face into the pies
>that feel when you get her going, and she keeps screaming "Oink! Oink! Oink!"

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:19 No.565678 >>565662 >Randy Savage has been handing out with Zecora a little much...

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:19 No.565679 >>565675 Ross plz go

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:19 No.565681 >>565640 >letting laws dictate what humanized version of a cartoon pony you fap to you're weird, bro

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:19 No.565682 >>565675 too much, man. I'm not ross. scale it back a bit a for effort though

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:20 No.565686 >>565675 Nobody cares, Ross.

>>	Gorodetsky 03/13/12(Tue)05:20 No.565692 File: 1331630441.jpg-(93 KB, 800x495, 79100 - belly_button candy pin(...).jpg) >>565675 Piggie Pie? Piggie Pie.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:20 No.565695 >>565616 >>565616 >>565616 So what'd you tell him afterward? HI-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:20 No.565696 >>565516 I guess that's a no then?

Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:21 No.565706

>>565612
>you will never notice that the delicious meal they baked you is making you feel kinda funny
>you will never start to black out while Applejack puts her hoof against you and apologises, telling you that the Apple family reunion is soon and they needed the entertainment for free this year
>that feel when you'll never wake up in the apple cellar, tied down and wearing a pretty little dress
>that feel when Twilight will never enter into the room and, with a sigh, begin casting a spell before walking out without a word, showing clear regret at what she'd done
>that feel when you'll never stop caring as the thought of servicing the Apple clan's thick, juicy stallion cocks penetrates your mind
>that feel when you'll never be taken under the table at the reunion and set free in a wonderland of marshmallow horsecock, free to take your pick of any of the delicious flavours all day long

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:22 No.565712 >>565679 >>565686 >every fat fetishist is Ross >that means I'm Ross Feels batman.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:22 No.565717 okay mlpg you have two minutes for another boner inducement or i'm going to bed

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:23 No.565724 >>565706 >Twilight >Showing regret at misusing magic for sexual purposes Do you even watch the general?

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:23 No.565726 >>565717 Horse cocks

Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:23 No.565730

>Rarity tells you to hitch up your dress
>She takes out a lace ribbon and ties it around your cock in a bow, commenting on how small and inadequate it is
>She says she's bringing a friend over to show you what a real cock is like
>She hands you a bottle of lubricant and tells you to get ready. You'll need it this time.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:23 No.565731 >>565717 Night.

Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:23 No.565732

>>565675
>that feel when you'll never grab a bucket of ice cream and a spoon, cradling Rarity in one arm while you hold out a scoop in the other
>that feel when she'll never whine that she has to watch her figure, and you'll never jam it inside while she's talking
>she'll never lick her lips in appreciation and ask for more
>that feel when she'll never snatch the spoon out of your hand and tell you she can scoop ice cream herself, opening her legs wide and giving you a shove to get you into position

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:24 No.565733 >>565712 Go to bed Ross.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:24 No.565737 >>565724 She regrets it because it's too vanilla for her

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:24 No.565738 Alright trap faggots head over here, fap thinking about Rarity feminizing you, then come on back and talk about pony. >>>/d/4013066

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:24 No.565739 >>565717 >>565706 doesn't do it for you?

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:24 No.565740 File: 1331630673.jpg-(Spoiler Image, 20 KB, 320x299, Buttholes.jpg) >>565717

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:24 No.565744 >>565732 Did everyone just read Pregity or is it just me and coincidences?

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:24 No.565746 File: 1331630692.png-(101 KB, 480x268, 1311620363161.png) >>565679 >>565682 >>565686 >mfw you cannot greentext tubby Pinkie without being called Ross, anymore Truly this is our darkest hour.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:24 No.565747 >>565731 jokes on you! >>565732 >>565730

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:25 No.565750 >>565730 >ribbon around penis oh god yes

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:25 No.565752 >>565739 Emasculation is the opposite of boner-inducing.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:25 No.565758 >>565738 Or you could watch a trap play lol, I've been having fun. http://www.own3d.tv/c0mpl3x1ty

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:25 No.565759 >>565744 I want to read it but I don't like pregnancy. Is it sexy enough focusing on the fat aspect for me to enjoy?

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:25 No.565764 >>565744 Preggity does not have a monopoly on feeding Rarity it just did it very well

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:26 No.565769 >>565706 mind fucking! late night threads always turn to mind fucking! never change

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:26 No.565774 Oh god please someone write more about Rarity turning you into a trap. My boner demands it.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:26 No.565775 >>565744 I also read it recently. Just the stuffing parts, I honestly don't care for waifuism. >>565759 Yes.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:26 No.565777 File: 1331630797.png-(215 KB, 624x497, Rose is getting the hell out o(...).png) cant handle all this ross fat fetish shitposting. im out.

Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:26 No.565778

>>565717
>>565717
>>565717

>You will never give Twilight Sparkle the first orgasm she's ever had
>she will never cry with joy as tremors rack her body and she crawls on her back across the bed, half-yelling that she's never felt as beautiful as you made her feel as she loses control of her voice

Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:27 No.565781

>>565717
>One day you woke up and ran into your kitchen, you had several doses of LSD in your system.
>Tabasco pony asks you what the fuck you are doing and you crush her with your forehead fore you run, naked into the night, babbling incoherently.
>The police come and try to stop you, but you tear off your penis and throw it at them and run some more.
Before the dogs grab you your scream 'DEATH TO JESUS IS LIFE FOR ME!" but all they hear is "UGUALGIAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIII!'
And then you woke up in a holding cell a few days later.
They never found your penis.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:27 No.565783 >>565778 Oh for fuck sake. ;_;

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:27 No.565787 File: 1331630860.png-(206 KB, 1381x2359, 1331199549176.png) >>565777 Wait, take me with you!

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:27 No.565789 >>565746 >>565732 >>565675 >>565692 >>565712 You fat fetishists disgust me I can enjoy, or see the appeal in literally any other fetish, but fat stuff is just fucking terrible. I hate you all

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:27 No.565791 >people who have fat fetish are an abomination in MLPG and regarded as irregular fetish.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:27 No.565792 >>565759 Its actually mostly about the fat, and feeding/stuffing. The pregnancy is less of it than you would expect from the title. It also tried to be a "legitmate" story. It wasn't bad, but the writing stlye made it impossible for me to enjoy it for that.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:27 No.565794 >>565778 How about just regular crying Twilight? Or any crying pone? I'll do one back if someone does this one.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:28 No.565802 >>565792 >writing style Elaborate? Sanginius is decent enough at writing from the stuff of his that I've read, though certainly not at an expert level.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:28 No.565803 >>565789 >I can enjoy, or see the appeal in literally any other fetish, but fat stuff is just fucking terrible. It's only really good with vore or pregnancy or (minor) inflation, or oviposition.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:28 No.565804 >>565789 >I can enjoy, or see the appeal in literally any other fetish Even scat or vore? Even anal/genital vore?

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:29 No.565814 >>565804 The idea of eating or being eaten a living being is quite arousing though.

Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:30 No.565818

>>565774
>Rarity will never invite you to the boutique to try on a new suit
>She'll never catch you eyeing one of her dresses and, with a sly grin, ask you if you'd like to try it, just between you and her
>She'll never compliment you, telling you you make such a pretty mare and making you blush
>She'll never pull it tighter and tell you it'd be a crime against fashion to let you remove it
>She'll certainly never, ever invite you through to the back room with the promise of teaching you how to be a lady
>You'll never be immediately jumped by a large stallion, pinned to the floor as your lightweight frame can't resist him
>he'll never make you feel like a mare, not just look like one
>you make such a good mare

Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:30 No.565823

>>565774
>Rarity makes you wear a full lace cock-sleeve under your dress and a vibrator stimulating your ass all day
>She makes you do chores around the boutique, giggling to herself a little whenever you show signs of weakness
>Whenever she brings friends over, she magically turns up the vibration significantly
>By the end of the say the entire cock-sleeve is damp with precum
>You're practically begging her for release
>She just tuts at you and levitates an ice cube over, icing down your cock
>Once it's flaccid she locks you in chastity
>She says you need to save it for tomorrow. She has a big client coming in

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:30 No.565828 >>565814 I do enjoy eating living beings. I just enjoy cooking it first to avoid the complications.

Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:31 No.565830

>>565675
>>565692
>that feel when you bring her to explosive orgasm
>that feel when she squeals like a pig
>that feel when the jiggling and quaking of her flesh drives you over the edge
>that feel when you collapse into her expanse, and she giggles
>that feel when she asks you to help her finish off the pies
>that feel when you kneel in front of her, bringing the slices of pie to her messy face
>that feel when she eats them out of your hand and licks it clean
>that feel when you get hard again instantly, your cock pressing into her massive, soft belly
>that feel when it slips against her gut, slick with pie filling
>that feel when she giggles and jiggles her tummy against your erection, telling you her belly button is getting lonely

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:31 No.565831 >>565818 >you make such a good mare AHAHAHAHA time to fap the cockburn says otherwise but i cannot resist.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:31 No.565834 File: 1331631089.jpg-(28 KB, 279x284, 1331594285482.jpg) >what i walked into

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:31 No.565835 >>565818 >>565823 UNF.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:32 No.565838 >>565804 >>565803 Vore is weird, but I can see the appeal in some of it. Fat stuff though, God, I hate it. Look, never mind what I said early, you guys fap to whatever you want. But fat people are disgusting and your fetish confuses me.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:32 No.565841 >>565794 That doesn't do anything for me. Why would I want to make a woman cry? Or my ponywaifu? I want her to enjoy it. Seeing her happy makes ME happy. If you wanna see crying, go find some Kamitora. He loves that shit.

>>	Sanguinius !RarityfRMs 03/13/12(Tue)05:32 No.565844 Oh man. I was lurking this thread so hard waiting for it to turn to full solid gold. Rarity can make me her trap.

Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:32 No.565848

>>565802
I haven't really read anything else he's done, so it might have been an experiment or something in this one story, but it was the way that the protagonis/self insert whatever had no real lines.

There was literally nothing to differentiate between thoughts and words and random narrations.
I can see what he was trying to do, but:

You think to yourself Rarity looks pretty while eating.

Apparently means that you were talking to her, despite the fact that it says otherwise.
She pulls the information right from your head in a way that really makes all of the conversations hard to follow.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:32 No.565851 >>565838 So are real horses though. I don't usually have a fat fetish but that is definitely a part of it. Even ross says so.

>>	Small Waves !yrGRe7492g 03/13/12(Tue)05:33 No.565854 File: 1331631198.png-(137 KB, 402x328, MLPG's venture to Pony's front(...).png) >>565830

>>	MANLY ROOGNA, SUPER Manly Greatsword Wielder the Obnoxiously Long-MANED(Named) !rBNVyANGRY!!WN/xeQtBCUr 03/13/12(Tue)05:33 No.565855 >>565844 Stop lying I was just being a sentry for you

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:33 No.565856 >>565841 I think the implication was they were tears of joy

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:33 No.565857 >>565823 >Cock sleeve >Eternal edging >Denial >Implied release from intense ass fucking My boner cant handle.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:33 No.565863 File: 1331631219.jpg-(32 KB, 512x422, 1331599918751.jpg) >Nerds jerkin it to horses

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:33 No.565865 File: 1331631224.png-(549 KB, 1280x719, 1330810980372.png) >>565834 >this thread

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:33 No.565866 >>565844 Oh hey Sang. Started reading Preggity. Your writing is solid. And Rarity is an alright pone, I guess. sing for me, you sexy stallion

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:33 No.565867 >>565844 Tell me what you want her to do to you.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:34 No.565870 File: 1331631244.jpg-(278 KB, 2560x1920, brony pinkie horse cake.jpg) >>565791 if the fetish is popular in the furry community we dont like that shit here fat diaper scat child porn vore anthro

Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:34 No.565871
File: 1331631246.png-(286 KB, 1014x1187, lyra pants.png)

So I guess after all the Derpy bullshit Lyra has become our favorite background pony now?

Seems like we get way more Lyra stuff now seem like attention especially shot up thanks to the writer who wrote the lyra x anon story

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:34 No.565873 File: 1331631262.png-(104 KB, 289x283, there was a point where this n(...).png)

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:34 No.565875 File: 1331631268.gif-(1.78 MB, 300x199, 1331592604141.gif) >>565865 I don't even know

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:34 No.565876 >>565841 >>565856 no, i just like when girls cry fine, i guess i won't write sexy pony bits in exchange bleh

Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:34 No.565877

>>565794
>Twilight will never stare up at you, tears in her eyes as she complains bitterly that she wished she didn't have to do this, but everybody else has and she feels horrible about it
>you'll never try to tell her it's okay, she doesn't have to, and she'll never clamp your mouth shut with her horn
>she'll never pull your clothes away and hold you in place, staring at your shaft while she sniffles
>you'll never feel her tongue gingerly rub against it, moments before feeling a tear drop off her nose and impact it halfway down
>it'll never feel so good
>she'll never close her eyes and start to suck, mixing her saliva, her tears, and your precum in a heady broth that she hates, and you love
>she'll never finish awkwardly, the semen splattering out across her face
>she'll never release you and burst into tears, jumping at you and pushing her head into your shoulder as she weeps

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:34 No.565882 >>565871 Derpy is still my favorite, but it's nice to have a little variety now and then.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:35 No.565883 File: 1331631303.png-(115 KB, 1024x768, bed.png) Should I go to bed?

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:35 No.565890 >>565802 Eh? Unlike a lot of stuff, I found it 'not terrible.' Most fapfiction writing makes me gag. Preggity was nice.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:35 No.565893 File: 1331631345.jpg-(115 KB, 480x342, tumblr_ldbxm3QhKC1qen872o1_500(...).jpg) >>565834 >>565863 >>565865 >>565873 >>565875 Where do you people think you are right now?

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:35 No.565895 >>565877 What even is this? Self-rape?

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:36 No.565900 File: 1331631375.png-(539 KB, 1014x432, 1331343004280.png) >>565893 Pony country

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:36 No.565903 >>565883 NOPE STAY HERE AND GET COVERED IN PONYFUCKER SEMEN >>565877 Thanks, I'll do one now. Just more Rarity trap-ness? >>565848 I see what you mean. Still, the storytelling is nice.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:36 No.565906 >>565848 2nd person fiction is difficult like that. If you're explicit with the wording you risk alienating people, and if you're too implicit it's vague. Sang screwed some of it up, but it's pretty awkward to do at the best of times.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:36 No.565909 >>565895 twilight not wanting to give you head

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:37 No.565911 >>565877 Erm, wow. I feel terrible and really horny now. What the hell is going on.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:37 No.565912 >>565871 I've never especially liked any background ponies. I'm starting to really like Lyra though, and now that you mention it I think it started around the time of that story

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:37 No.565914 >>565903 Anything Twilight, the raritrapping does nothing for me

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:38 No.565918 >>565893 We are going full tilt right now. Oh man the gay is overwhelming.

Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:38 No.565926

>>565789
For me, its not really about the fat, its more about the stuffing and dem big bellies.

Ross style flabby hambeasts don't really get me off, but a woman (or pony) of any weight eating enough to get a nice distended belly is pretty damn hot.

Chubby women > skinny women though.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:39 No.565928 >>565918 Look there's nothing gay about wanting Rarity to make me her slutty trap bitch and offer me up to all the well hung men in town.

>>	Sanguinius !RarityfRMs 03/13/12(Tue)05:39 No.565930 >>565926 LK, go to bed.

Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:39 No.565931

>>565911
If it helps, it means something that she came to you. She wanted you to be her first, even if she didn't really want to have her first yet. She... She understands if you don't want her, but if you could just hold her close tonight, she'd really appreciate it. Maybe one day she'll be ready, and she still wants it to be you, if you'll wait. And she'll look up at you with those tear filled eyes, and that cum-stained mouth, begging for your forgiveness and sympathy.

Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:39 No.565935

>>565906
Yeah, it wasn't every conversation or everything, but even a "You assure her that..." or something would have made it so much easier to read.
Once the conversation is already flowing it isn't really necessary, but something is definately needed to start dialogue.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:40 No.565941 >>565931 God damn it, this is the guiltiest boner.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:40 No.565943 File: 1331631636.jpg-(965 KB, 1274x1022, 1331251248442.jpg) Yall are gay

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:40 No.565944 >>565928 Oh shut the fuck up it is gloriously gay and you should embrace your pansexuality.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:40 No.565945 >>565844 Oh hey. I loved your story. One question. Why, after not eating for a day, does our protagonist throw up after eating one (1) footlong sub? I mean, you could have had Rarity feed him both of them. Think about it.

Sanguinius !RarityfRMs 03/13/12(Tue)05:40 No.565947

>>565935
Well, I'm always proof-reading. Can you point it out to me, specifically? Big task, no pun intended, but I'd appreciate it. I've reread it a bunch of times, don't really remember being that guilty of it, but after some of the edits I've pulled off I wouldn't be surprised.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:40 No.565948 Tell me what naughty things you want Rarity to foce you to do. I'll try write some mediocre something from it.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:40 No.565949 >>565926 personally, a woman with a little extra weight in the right places is a nice.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:41 No.565954 >>565930 Who is LK?

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:41 No.565957 >>565931 That makes it a lot better. I can't fucking hug her to make it feel right though

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:41 No.565959 >>565935 That could have helped a lot, yeah. Sometimes the sentence structure is implicitly dialogue...y enough to make it obvious, and sometimes it's not.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:41 No.565963 File: 1331631708.png-(370 KB, 770x700, 1329567751634.png) >>565928

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:41 No.565965 >>565949 Well yeah, but there is a flab limit.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:42 No.565969 >>565943 I would an Ainsley.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:42 No.565973 >>565931 Man, that hits way too close to home.

Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:43 No.565978

>>565957
Why not, it's a start. She can still taste you on her tongue, and she's terrified she might have swallowed some and the thinks that means she might be pregnant, but a hug would help. She just wants somebody to tell her it'll be alright. Maybe somebody that'll lie and tell her friends you went all the way, too, but for now, just a hug. Please?

Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:43 No.565985

>>565914
>anything twilight
WELL THAT'S NOT VERY SPECIFIC

>spend the night at Twilight's house
>she's busy studying, and doesn't pay any attention to you when you're pestering her for her time
>she yells, and you sulk off
>she feels bad an apologizes
>nuzzles into you, notices you getting hard involuntarily
>decides to apologize in a more direct way
>unzips your jeans with her teeth and takes you in her mouth
>chokes a bit as she tries to take the whole thing, but soldiers on as best she can
>takes one of your hands and puts it on her horn, guiding it up and down
>she pants audibly as she continues to choke on your dick, saliva pouring out of her mouth and all over the base of your erection
>she shudders as you rub her horn harder
>you blow your load as soon as she closes her eyes in pleasure
>the orgasm takes her by surprise, and she gags as your cum hits the back of her throat, pulling her head off your cock and sputtering with tears in her eyes
>some of your cum gets on the pages of her textbook
>she notices and yells at you again
>you smile sheepishly as she tries to clean your semen off the paper

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:43 No.565986 >>565965 Indeed. then again, I think I'm odd because I can enjoy a petite woman as much as a plump one.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:44 No.565988 >>565978 She isn't fucking real anonymous Why isn't she real anonymous?

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:44 No.565992 >>565973 What the heck did you do?

>>	Sanguinius !RarityfRMs 03/13/12(Tue)05:44 No.565995 >>565945 Uhhh. Well, it was more being full from a footlong sub and then being headbutted with a horn while sort of lunging into it. You could always chalk it down to bad writing though, I'm not going to be offended.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:45 No.566005 Any news on horse from the last two days that I missed?

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:45 No.566007 >>565949 >>565926 I agreement, but for me it's all about the tits. Getting a tit-job from a plump girl is the hottest fucking thing ever. That friction in between two big swinging jugs is pretty much enough to have me over and done with in two minutes.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:47 No.566018 >>566007 Also cuddling with big soft tits is great.

Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:47 No.566019

>>565988
She... she could be real to you, anon. She's magic, she can do that kind of thing. Haven't you ever been thinking about her, and she's done something or said something you didn't expect? How could that be if it was you imagining her?

Maybe the only times you can really interact are your dreams, and maybe you don't remember them, but she does. She's there, in the depths of your mind, just waiting for you to let her in. You promise her you'll do it every night, but come morning, you've forgotten yet again. She's happy you can't see her during the day, because at least by the time night comes round again she won't have any tears left to cry.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:47 No.566027 >>566007 >>565926 >>565949 I will never understand you guys. Also fat chick tits are disgusting and misshapen

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:48 No.566030 >>565995 Hey Sanguinius, I thought you were gay... why do you like Rarity so much? And why is the sex written so well?

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:48 No.566031 >>565992 Girl fell in love with me, I didn't like her that much but dated her anyway for the free sex, she ended up getting super emotionally attached and things got really awkward.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:48 No.566033 >>566018 >that feel when you are lying on a bed with a girl at night and you use her boobies as pillows

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:48 No.566036 >>566027 FALSE

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:49 No.566042 >>566019 I feel terrible about staying awake as long as physically possible at all times now. What have you done to me. It's creepy as hell but i am fucking falling for it. Twilight isn't wasn't even my waifu. Oh god no.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:49 No.566044 >>566036 not false.

Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:49 No.566045
File: 1331632170.png-(187 KB, 407x487, 1327899600426.png)

>You will never share a train compartment with Octavia as you ride back to Ponyville from her concert in Phillydelphia
>You will never spend the hours listening to her beautiful Hungarian accent as you discuss the critical review, the acoustics of the concert hall, the artistic culture in Phillydelphia, Los Pegasus, New Yoke City, and the other halls she's played, and whatever comes to your mind at that moment.
>you will never stop talking when she turns her head just right to look out the window or watch the comings and goings outside the compartment door, her dark hair falling just right down her neck, and her scintillating eyes framed so perfectly, it makes her look like she could have stepped out of a painting.
>you will never gather your courage and hope those language tapes have paid off, as you say to her, softly, almost nervously...

>"Te szép."

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:49 No.566046 So who fucking loves the idea of hands free cumming?

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:49 No.566047 File: 1331632183.gif-(2.12 MB, 640x360, 1329610505829.gif) Why aren't you drawing?

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:50 No.566054 >>566047 I'm making the musics.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:50 No.566056 >>566045 >Shitty collective fanon OC character

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:50 No.566058 >>566045 >Hungarian Where did that come from?

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:50 No.566059 >>565995 Yeah, but still, you made a pretty big thing of him trying to keep it down. I'm a lightweight and even I can finish a footlong. I'm not going to put it down to bad writing though, I love your writing.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:50 No.566060 >>566046 I already said I did, shut up or write some more

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:50 No.566064 >fat fetish I find fat peopl disgusting

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:50 No.566065 File: 1331632243.jpg-(166 KB, 1679x945, Sonic Boom Box.jpg) ♩ ♪What is MLPG listening to tonight?♩ ♪

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:50 No.566066 >>566046 This is my fetish.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:50 No.566067 >>566047 Because I just woke up and I'm too lazy to do anything yet.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:50 No.566068 >>566027 Not in my fantasies, dickhead.

Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:50 No.566070

>>565947
Well, I read the whole thing in a 12 period just yesterday, so I don't think I can really go through much of it again, but just scrolling through to find an example, I came up with:

You shush her with a finger to her lips. You’ll bring her order back, but she has to let you leave at some point.

“Yes ... yes of course. Oh do hurry back, won’t you?”

Its probably not the best example, but it kind of shows what I'm talking about.
From just reading that, I assume that I haven't said anything, because it doesn't indicate that I do. I bring her her order, but will have to leave eventually, and all of a sudden she is responding to things that I haven't noticed I've said yet.
There is no break between describing actions and dialogue, I guess is what I'm saying.

Not that I didn't greatly enjoy the story, of course. I read the whole thing in 12 hours after all.

>>	Daftykins 03/13/12(Tue)05:51 No.566074 Can I stop Griffy-ing now please. I want to stop.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:51 No.566079 >>566064 That's because you're an edgy twelve year old. >hurr hurr >no fat chix lol

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:52 No.566081 >>566074 Back to work, griffy slave.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:52 No.566082 >>566045 >beautiful Hungarian accent I'm a filthy magyar, and as much as I love our language and it really is beautiful, our English accent is far from it.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:52 No.566083 >>566045 >Hungarian accent Wasn't she German for some time?

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:52 No.566086 >>566074 NO YOU WILL FOREVER BE REMEMBERED AS THAT GRIFFY GUY WITHOUT GRIFFY YOUR LIFE IS MEANINGLESS BACK TO GRIFFYING

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:52 No.566088 >>566058 She looks like she'd have an accent... and I like Hungarian accents. You ever listen to Zsa-Zsa or Eva Gabor? >WHY THE FUCK NOT >STOP STARING AT ME LIKE THAT

Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:52 No.566089

>>566042
Don't feel too bad, anon. She's not completely alone, she can still see what you're doing. Whatever you're doing so late at night must be very interesting, you'll have plenty to talk about while you slumber, your real body lying alone and your mind lying in her arms, staring up at a false sky and pointing out faked constellations while she eagerly talks about what she thinks of all the things you did that day.

Then just before your alarm goes off, she stares into your eyes and asks you to please, PLEASE remember today. She wants to be with you, but she can't do it alone. You swear you will, like you do every time. Then your alarm goes off, and you whack at it in anger until it stops, and go to grab a shower.

Like every morning.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:52 No.566091 >>566070 Hour. 12 hour period.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:52 No.566092 >>566065 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waV_OJBango

Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:52 No.566094

>>566068

In your fantasy don't forget how fat people are always sweaty, and they reek because they are unable to properly shower or wipe their ass.

Plus their inability to control their addiction to food is representative of their juvenile and spineless personality.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:53 No.566102 >>565954 Drawfag that likes fat chicks, sometimes does art streams to help out other drawfags.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:53 No.566104 >>566065 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13GD78Bmo8s

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:53 No.566106 >>566094 I've slept with multiple fat girls and I can attest that this is false.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:53 No.566107 >>566065 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkDolOm2UlY Worms World Party theme song. I don't know why.

Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:54 No.566110

>>566079
Not really it just makes me think of people with no self control or discipline to keep in shape. I mean I just find it incomprehensible how someone could be so overweight that they have fat hanging off them. The thought of having a body like that disturbs me.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:54 No.566111 >>566106 Maybe you're just delusional?

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:54 No.566115 >>566070 I think that's intentional, in many ways. 2nd person focusses far less on what you actually mechanically do, and far more on the intent of it. It can be a little jarring in that you'll often see the results of an action AFTER they've happened, though.

>>	TotallynotNopony 03/13/12(Tue)05:54 No.566116 >>566088 Or Nopony. He is totally badass and not a faget and awesome and cool. He is the best Hungarian around.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:54 No.566118 >>566102 I thought he liked inflation. Judging by his galleries, the fat thing is just a side effect.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:55 No.566119 File: 1331632501.png-(122 KB, 499x511, Fluttershy Rarity Shipping Snu(...).png) >>566065 http://www.youtube.com/artist/Mumford_&_Sons?feature=watch_video_title On my playlist from when I wanted to write a Fluttershy x Rarity fic. Might still do some day.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:55 No.566121 >>566089 Will killing myself fix that?

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:55 No.566123 >>566102 Oh, thaaaaaaat LK. I didn't know he liked fat chicks.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:55 No.566124 >>566094 >>566094 >>566094 Shut your ass, Ross. At least these guys have the decency to actually like their fetishes in real life.

Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:56 No.566131

>>566111
Makes less sense than someone who's never done so saying the opposite.

>>566110
Some people just have a shitty metabolism. I eat relatively healthy and exercise two hours a day and am still fairly overweight. Then again, some people just do nothing and eat only McDonalds... but other people are trying.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:56 No.566133 >>566065 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAjyD1wktEI

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:56 No.566134 >>566121 No, of course not. You can't kill yourself until she's finished the preperations to bind your soul and carry it back to Equestria, and she'll tell you when she's done that.

Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:56 No.566138

>>566060
Do you dream of that feeling?

The thick, hot cock making you feel so full inside. The rough stimulation against your prostate, making your erection more turgid on the forestroke, a little less on the backstroke. Your cock is flopping up and down to his beat, as he grunts over you, pulling slightly on one of your pigtails.

There's a damp circle on the sheet below you from where all your precum ende up. You cant take much more. Your eyes roll back into your head, giving into the gentle swaying. You give a stifled groan, a half syllable as hot white cum fires out of you, landing on the sheet and your cute little shirt.

You hear a gasp from behind you, and a great warmth inside you. He's collapsed on top of you, pushing you down into the soft mattress. Distantly, you hear Rarity's "Bravo."

>>	Daftykins 03/13/12(Tue)05:56 No.566140 >>566124 I have a female fetish.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:57 No.566143 >>566124 wait, Ross doesn't like fatties in real life? God, there's just no end to that guys faggotry

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:57 No.566145 >>566140 gay

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:57 No.566147 >>566138 I... I need to be alone for a while.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:57 No.566150 >>566140 what are you? Some kind of heterofag?

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:57 No.566151 File: 1331632679.png-(212 KB, 1393x1564, Futa Dom Luna Fapfic.png) >>566138 >wet spot on the sheet from precum Thought I remembered reading that somewhere.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:58 No.566153 >>566083 >>566082 >>566088 >>566116 I'm not picky. German, Hungarian, English, French, Spanish; as long as she sounds European, I'm good.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:58 No.566158 >>566143 True story, he's a reprehensible failure of a human being.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:58 No.566159 >>566065 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSGF9iOwl2I&feature=g-all-u&context=G27e14d9FAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:58 No.566161 >>566140 thats pretty gay bro

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:58 No.566164 >>566153 Even if she had one of those hotblooded Irish/Scotsman voices?

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:59 No.566165 >>566138 I dont understand this boner.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:59 No.566166 >>566110 But who gives a shit about other peoples' self control? If they prefer food to >aesthetics that's their own problem.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:59 No.566169 File: 1331632768.png-(149 KB, 1024x768, breakfast with twolot.png) Would you a breakfast with twilight?

Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:59 No.566170

>>566131
Metabolism is a strange thing. I'm always very energetic, and because of that I get hungry often, but my metabolism is so fast and I'm acting so hyper I never get fatter, not with a single kg, even in the Christmas season when all you have to do is eat all kinds of fattening foods.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:59 No.566171 >>566138 why cant i be a pretty trap that gets all the fit guys.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:59 No.566172 >>566169 Yeah.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)05:59 No.566173 >>566118 >>566123 >LK likes inflation and fat chicks Why didn't anyone tell meeeeee What's his power level?

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:00 No.566174 >>566164 European in the sense of "cultured and sophisticated," I should have said. Although Northern Ireland has a very pretty accent...

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:00 No.566182 File: 1331632854.jpg-(32 KB, 476x700, batmannn.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:01 No.566184 >>566174 >cutlured and sophisticated >Eastern Europe Haha, well nope.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:01 No.566188 So how does Rarity train her sissies?

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:01 No.566190 >>566173 Power level? I'm too tired for the internet. Have a link or two. http://www.furaffinity.net/user/plasma-snake/ http://plasma-snake.deviantart.com/

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:01 No.566192 >>566164 if I can understand her, I'm sure I can get a boner.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:02 No.566194 File: 1331632921.jpg-(8 KB, 251x271, 1323584015659.jpg) well in light of these boner inducing events, i have to go to bed. good night all you crazy pony people!

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:02 No.566197 >>566131 I have an extremely shitty diet sometimes i binge sometimes i fast, rarely any fruit etc and rarely exercise, no fat at all.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:02 No.566198 File: 1331632931.jpg-(106 KB, 1024x768, 1330824749905.jpg) >>566182 I want to try my hand at making these things, but I can't draw well with a mouse, much less by hand.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:02 No.566200 File: 1331632954.png-(74 KB, 637x581, 1330928173656.png) >>566194

>>	Daftykins 03/13/12(Tue)06:02 No.566203 QUICK, NAME A PONE.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:03 No.566205 >>566198 Drawing with hands is actually easier for me to draw with a mouse.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:03 No.566206 >>566134 Well that conversation was pretty much the weirdest conversation I've had on here yet and half of the gay fics in this thread were partly my doing.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:03 No.566207 >>566045 >"Te szép." Aww. You mangled the translation, but aww.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:03 No.566209 >>566203 Griffy

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:03 No.566211 >>566151 >no one likes your gay fapfiction despite the entire thread being about it feels real bad man

Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:03 No.566214

>>566188
You have to be open to it at first, of course. After that it's a fairly simple regime, she'll train you how to be a lady during the day, rewarding you with meals and a warm bed, or punishing you with a harsh whipping. In the evening, she'll teach you other things - here, your reward will be the nice, fat, slimy cock that gets to use you, and the punishment will be not having it.

It works well.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:04 No.566216 >>566203 RAINBOT DASH

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:04 No.566220 >>566197 Sounds like me, Anon. Except I did manage to get a bit chubby last year when I was literally lying around all day for a few months, but that dropped right off again as soon as I started going out again.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:04 No.566226 >>566206 That's because you know in the back of your mind that you can't be absolutely certain it's false and you want it to be true so much, even if it means she's bawling her eyes out right now

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:04 No.566227 >>566207 What does it mean?

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:04 No.566228 >>566184 Fuck you, pal.

Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:05 No.566230

>>566188
It starts simple. Just a little stimulation of your anus when you cum. But before you know it you're wearing stockings, panties and a miniskit. Rarity's strapped you face down, ass up (not that you need restraining at this point) with a large vibrating dildo in your ass, with a small, powerful vibrator taped to your frenum. If she's feeling nice, she might give you a dildo to suck on. You dont get to leave until you've produced a cup of cum. It used to take you all day. Now you're so turned on you pump out that much in an hour. But by then, you liked it so much, you asked her to keep you there all day.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:05 No.566231 File: 1331633121.jpg-(338 KB, 900x696, 1303902877194.jpg) >>566207 Now I actually want ponies that are Hungarian. Aren't the spa-sisters implied to be Europeans?

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:05 No.566232 File: 1331633122.png-(101 KB, 500x568, That+explains+everything.png) >>566190 Wait? LK is plasma-snake? Thaaaat explains everything.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:05 No.566236 >>566203 SWEETIE BOT!

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:05 No.566238 >>566220 I've been doing that for a year and i haven't changed a bit. I actually gained muscle mass in fact.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:06 No.566240 >>566231 They aren't implied to be anything.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:06 No.566241 >>566227 'Te' means you and 'Szép' means beautiful, but it's not gramatically correct.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:06 No.566245 >>566166 because they're a financial drain on society.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:06 No.566248 >>566231 >that feel when you suddenly realize/remember that in fact, they are! I'll be in mah bunk...!

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:07 No.566250 >>566226 I must say i have a good end to a bad situation fetish.

Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:07 No.566253

>>566230
>that feel when you'll never have to beg for her to bind you tighter, worried that you might not be able to keep yourself in position for long enough
>that feel when you'll never be repeating "thank you" over and over as she ties the ball-gag around your head and silences you
>that feel when you'll never hear the door swing open, and your first customer enter the room

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:07 No.566254 >>566231 They were kinda Thai for me.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:07 No.566256 >>566214 "Oh, what was that? You must have misheard me. I told you you would get cum as a reward. That's a sissy's reward. You get cum. But YOU dont get to cum. You'll just have to wait. Now open wide."

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:07 No.566257 File: 1331633257.jpg-(364 KB, 1250x710, 1331328805474.jpg) >>566248 Wait for us, bitte!

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:07 No.566258 >>566245 so are people who smoke and drink and a myriad of other terrible life habits, but they don't get judged the same way also the idea that every fat person is taxing the health system is intellectually bankrupt.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:07 No.566262 File: 1331633266.png-(34 KB, 185x185, 1308511532071.png) >>566190 Holy shit, I've fapped to so much of his stuff and I didn't even know...

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:07 No.566264 >>566231 Yeah, but not hungarians, rather Swedes or something like that.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:08 No.566270 >>566250 Then just remember. Remember what she told you this very morning, and think hard. You can do it, anon. Bring her through.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:08 No.566271 >>566256 >>566253 oh fuck off. i JUST posted this shit with luna instead of rarity i hate you mlpg no matter what i do, you never love me. i hope you all die of pony aids

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:08 No.566272 >>566258 >people who smoke and drink >don't get judged the same way yeah, no

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:08 No.566277 >>566262 I know that feel...

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:09 No.566285 >>566254 >>566254 >>566254 They're not whoreish enough for that.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:09 No.566288 >>566272 a huge amount of 'normal' people drink semi-frequently, people who don't drink are considered abnormal so fuck you and fuck your dumb face

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:09 No.566289 >>566270 Are you trying to give me a mental break down anon?

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:10 No.566291 >>566285 Who knows, they may be giving happy ending massages to stallions that go there.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:10 No.566294 >>566271 Dude. That story was about futa domination. This is different. Stop getting so butthurt.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:10 No.566295 >>566151 I really didn't want to get this rock hard, this early in the morning.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:11 No.566299 >>566294 NO YOU CAN'T STOP ME is it ironic to be butthurt in a thread about getting fucked in the ass

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:11 No.566302 >>566289 No, I'm telling you that you have to try, and above all, you absolutely must WAKE UP

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:11 No.566306 >>566299 Channel that anal pain into writing.

>>	LK 03/13/12(Tue)06:12 No.566317 File: 1331633549.png-(154 KB, 900x807, 1311608362462.png) >>566232 I thought I posted it here a few times, before. Sorry.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:12 No.566321 File: 1331633566.png-(476 KB, 552x480, get a load of this guy cam.png) >>566245

Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:12 No.566322

>You will never come home to your favorite pony greeting you
>You will have them ask you how your day was, and have them listen to every detail
>you will never hear them say the best part of my day is when I get to cuddle with you in bed[/spoiler

how does this make you feel, MLPG?

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:12 No.566323 >>566257 Thai women don't work in spas. They work in massage parlors. Also if they were Thai they'd be stallions dressed as mares.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:12 No.566325 File: 1331633572.gif-(410 KB, 455x191, spinningtop.gif) >>566302 I once went and saved this gif several months ago for no apparent reason. Odd since i don't usually save none pony things these days. I think i know why that is actually creepy

>>	Daftykins 03/13/12(Tue)06:13 No.566330 File: 1331633604.png-(77 KB, 580x345, FULL TITS AND ASS.png) >>566216 NO ROBOTS, ONLY LESBIANS.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:13 No.566331 >>566322 Terribly terribly lonely

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:13 No.566332 File: 1331633610.jpg-(63 KB, 594x396, 1331343763774.jpg) >>566325 wake up anon

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:13 No.566333 File: 1331633611.png-(1.12 MB, 1366x768, And he said, -I shall boop(...).png) Do you think we can ever go back to the land of /co/ filled with nectars and food, from the slavery and torment of the land of /mlp/ ?

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:13 No.566336 >>566322 FUCK I fucked up the spoiler tags.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:13 No.566340 >>566330 dafty y u no draw good art

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:14 No.566341 File: 1331633643.jpg-(59 KB, 288x396, 1330001675513.jpg) >>566190 Never woulda guessed. He's still a really cool dude though.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:14 No.566346 >>566323 Mis-linked. Meant for it to go here. >>566291 >>566291

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:14 No.566347 >>566285 >Thai >slutty Only the traps are.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:14 No.566348 >>566333 There is too much of us now. The bandwagon got too big.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:14 No.566349 >>566322 Feeling like I should start preparations to create my Pinkie Pie tulpa already. >>566330 Did you get your tablet already?

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:15 No.566353 >>566317 I barely pay attention to the going ons here. Thank you for the boners.

Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:15 No.566358

So Railgunner posted something new.

It's not ponies but it's the first thing of his I've saved since he stopped being Railgunner.

Maybe getting out of ponies will make him less insufferable.

It's probably still ripping off some Pixiv artist I've never heard of.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:15 No.566362 File: 1331633738.png-(99 KB, 550x550, 1329499462433.png) >>566332

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:15 No.566366 >>566358 >not posting it yeah well thanks for that then

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:16 No.566370 >>566341 Holy shit, LK is like the nega-Ross. It fits perfectly.

>>	Daftykins 03/13/12(Tue)06:16 No.566374 >>566340 Because it takes motivation, and that I do not have. I shall doodle like shit till the end of my days.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:16 No.566376 >>566366 It's a well-rendered Gatomon being jizzed on.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:17 No.566383 >>566376 Where would this get posted?

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:17 No.566385 >>566258 people who smoke and drink don't start 'acceptance movements'

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:17 No.566391 post some goodies mady by fandom http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRx_iXgLAyw

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:18 No.566392 >>566374 god you are such a fucking sad sack even sb improves his art and he's like the whiny fluttershy of mlpg just go die already

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:18 No.566393 >pony wedding toys EVERYWHERE >the new shit alicorn has as much toy presence as fucking Luna I.... don't like that.

>>	Small Waves !yrGRe7492g 03/13/12(Tue)06:18 No.566394 >>566383 his tumblr

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:19 No.566403 >>566393 You mean far more. I hope they don't fuck this up, i managed to get over twilight having an asspull brother but it could still slip back

Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:19 No.566407

>>566257
>>566248

>you will never rail one of the Spa Sisters while she passionately kisses the other, licking her way down her front before nestling her face between her legs
>the other sister will never lean toward you invitingly, saying in accented English that she wants a kiss too.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:20 No.566409 File: 1331634006.jpg-(22 KB, 360x480, 1331606292083..jpg)

>>	Daftykins 03/13/12(Tue)06:20 No.566413 File: 1331634025.png-(194 KB, 465x427, Swanky.png) >>566392 I was kidding man, I have a tablet and am working on my skills right now, I have a whole folder of references just waiting to be used, I even got a guide from AB. Geez.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:20 No.566414 >>566407 >The Spa Sisters will never fight for your cock

>>	LK 03/13/12(Tue)06:20 No.566415 File: 1331634039.png-(52 KB, 945x945, 1308355000885.png) >>566370 I've gone anon several times and attempted to convince him not to shove the fetish in your faces constantly. He ignores it every time.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:20 No.566416 I've decided today I'm going through the McDonald's drive-through. If I can contain my spaghetti enough, I might be able to ask for the pone I want.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:21 No.566419 >>566413 then get to work, faget

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:21 No.566421 >>566403 Wait, so that guy was actually confirmed for Twilight's brother? That doesn't even fucking make sense.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:21 No.566424 File: 1331634099.gif-(498 KB, 262x200, 132603146148-tumblr_lv7z79ihXs(...).gif) >>566415 You're the hero MLPG deserves LK.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:21 No.566426 >>566416 order your normal meal ask cashier if you can buy ponies how is this so difficult?

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:21 No.566427 >>566421 Of course it doesn't. This is what happens when the cheapass toy department is in charge of the plot for a time.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:21 No.566428 >>566383 One of his seven or eight tumblrs, perhaps? http://svefnn.tumblr.com/post/19225311362/gatomon-porn-for-my-friend-redra

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:22 No.566429 >>566415 I just wish he'd use his name again. Then we could filter him. Conversely, it seems like he only started posting anon so that people couldnt filter him and he could just force his art on everyone.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:22 No.566430 >>566421 Maybe when she was just a filly he was already at studying to be the thing he is.

>>	Daftykins 03/13/12(Tue)06:22 No.566432 File: 1331634164.jpg-(19 KB, 404x408, 1311594224701.jpg) >>566419 Yes sir! No hard feels?

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:23 No.566435 >>566332 >>566362 >that entire thing http://en.wikisource.org/wiki/Hypnos Welp

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:23 No.566438 >>566426 Do you even have to order a meal. I thought you could buy the toys separately. And what cashier wouldn't let you choose which ones?

Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:23 No.566439

>>566426
In almost every list, pride (Latin, superbia), or hubris (Greek), is considered the original and most serious of the seven deadly sins, and the source of the others. It is identified as a desire to be more important or attractive than others, failing to acknowledge the good work of others, and excessive love of self (especially holding self out of proper position toward God). Dante's definition was "love of self perverted to hatred and contempt for one's neighbour." In Jacob Bidermann's medieval miracle play, Cenodoxus, pride is the deadliest of all the sins and leads directly to the damnation of the titulary famed Parisian doctor. In perhaps the best-known example, the story of Lucifer, pride (his desire to compete with God) was what caused his fall from Heaven, and his resultant transformation into Satan. In Dante's Divine Comedy, the penitents were forced to walk with stone slabs bearing down on their backs to induce feelings of humility.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:23 No.566440 >>566432 post some of your early works dafty

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:23 No.566441 >>566429 That's exactly why he posts as anon. That's also why he always posts with one of the, like 5, pieces of art he's ever produced.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:23 No.566443 >>566415 My respect for you grows, i don't even like fat

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:23 No.566444 >>566416 >drive through >not going in, ordering the things you usually do, ordering a happy meal with it, saying you want the pink pony, then walking away with all your stuff with a poker face, barely able to contain the glee that you just got a pone.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:24 No.566446 >>566416 There were Happy Meals with slightly different pones in my country before I got myself convinced to actually go and try buying it, they sold out. Now they sell... I think tiny figures humanising Happy Meal package. Inside a Happy Meal. That's weird.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:24 No.566448 >>566392 SB is so easy to troll. It just takes the right prodding and he will implode beautifully.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:24 No.566449 >>566426 >that feel when the McDonalds is staffed by people I used to go to school with Sure, they work a crappy job, but the instant I ask for a toy they'll be thinking "at least I don't come to McDonalds to buy kids toys like this guy".

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:25 No.566455 >>566438 you can just buy the toy, you don't need to buy a meal Just tell them directly the names of the ponies you want and don't be so beta

>>	Daftykins 03/13/12(Tue)06:25 No.566457 File: 1331634335.png-(86 KB, 775x469, I LOVE YOU FANCY.png) >>566440 Oldest one I could find.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:26 No.566460 >>566449 >Not strutting into McDonalds wearing a three thousand dollar suit, swaggering up to the cash register, ordering a girl's happy meal, and asking them if you can pay with a hundred.

Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:26 No.566461

>>566414
>go to the twins' spa
>ask at the desk for a 'happy ending'
>the receptionist nods knowingly
>you head into the back room where a message table waits
>undress
>the sound of two ponies entering, followed by hooves caressing your body, rubbing your back
>you get hard instantly
>after several minutes, one of the hooves nudges you to turn over
>the aloe and lotus smile at you knowingly
>the two of them lean down and take your cock in to their mouths alternately, each one taking several seconds to languidly bob her head on your dick before trading, the two of them sharing a kiss each time they trade
>after a while, you're achingly hard, and stand up from the table
>at your behest, they both blush and remove their oufits
>both of them has a sizable cock and set of balls
>your dick gets even harder as you take both of them in one hand, jerking them to mutual sighs
>after several minutes your hands are slippery with precum, and the twins bend over, presenting a perfect set of two asses waiting to be fucked
>as you rail one of them, they take the other in their mouth, slurping on their sibling's hard cock as you pound into their ass
>after several trades, the two of them moan in unison, spraying cum all over the floor of the spa
>you pull out and the twins kneel in front you, eyes eagerly wide as you coat their faces in cum which they share with a kiss, licking along each others faces until their skin is clean
>you get to come back for another visit tomorrow

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:26 No.566462 >>566449 >implying everyone doesn't look for the flimsiest excuse they can get their hands on to assert their superior status

>>	LK 03/13/12(Tue)06:26 No.566464 >>566429 Seems to be the case, unfortunately. I'm fairly certain that all of it is just out of spite, anymore, and it's resulted in this sad spiral with no end.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:26 No.566465 >>566460 I'm actually flat fucking broke. I can't even afford a happy meal right now.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:27 No.566472 >>566455 >>566444 Sure, that might be easy for you mainstream ponyfags who like well known ponies, but I want Cheerilee. >Describing the pony toy you want to a minimum wage register jockey

Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:28 No.566473

>>566415

I spotted an argument about tripping earlier, and Art-Anon came up as part of a point - something to the effect that if you use a trip and make an annoying shit of yourself, everyone will hate you, but if you don't trip and still shitpost constantly, everyone will still hate you.

So, really, if you think about it, Art-Anon and Ross are two sides of the same coin.

Art-Anon: No Trip, still recognizable and generally Liked
Ross: No Trip, still recognizable and generally Hated

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:28 No.566476 >>566461 Oh my, surprising but not unapreciated, anon.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:28 No.566478 >>566457 it's lovely

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:29 No.566480 >>566478 false

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:29 No.566481 File: 1331634549.jpg-(39 KB, 1600x900, 1331632385212 (1).jpg) What would you like to do?

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:29 No.566486 >>566481 >FUCK UNICORN

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:29 No.566487 >>566415 >does art streams for newbie drawfags >attempts to reason with Ross >doesn't push his fetish on us Damn it, LK. Stop being so nice.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:29 No.566488 >>566481 >no rape

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:30 No.566489 >>566481 Taste unicorn.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:30 No.566490 File: 1331634604.jpg-(69 KB, 1219x680, Nope.jpg) >>566480

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:30 No.566491 File: 1331634610.png-(179 KB, 1024x768, mctwolot.png) Would you a happy meal with twilight?

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:30 No.566497 >>566481 Pet the unicorn.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:30 No.566498 >>566491 Twilight is looking awfully chubby. How many happy meals did she buy before she got herself?

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:31 No.566502 >>566497 You are dead

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:31 No.566505 >>566491 Twilight would count the calories and carcinogens and would conclude to never eat fast food.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:32 No.566509 >>566505 new fetish, feeding a crying twilight fast food while she protests about the lack of nutritional value, and what it will do to her body and then fucking her

Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:33 No.566511

>>566414

>they will never have a quick, but playful argument in their own language, one pouting as she says something, and the other giving you a look before nodding, assenting to something.
>her sister will never hum with joy, saying something that clearly means "thankyouthankyouTHANK Youuu~!" before skipping over to you, and leaning in close.
>She will never whisper, "She NEVER lets me go first - how mean of her, yes?" before she takes your lips in hers

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:33 No.566512 >>566461 >everything went better than expected.bmp

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:33 No.566514 >>566491 aww, that's cute >>566498 >>566505 >>566509 Stop that.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:34 No.566516 >>566509 >Twilight will never grab hold of your hand and start feverishly licking it, trying to get all the salts and oils inside of her body while she jerks you back and forth, accentuating your thrusting and driving her wild

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:34 No.566518 >>566472 "The one with the flowers on it's butt"

Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:34 No.566521

>watching new ep with roomate
>funny line is uttered
>he laughs hysterically, wheezing and coughing
>repeats the line under his breath amid his fit of laughter
>pauses the movie, rewinds to before the funny line
>presses play
>laughs at the exact same line he just laughed at
I was the roomate

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:34 No.566523 >>566498 Not enough.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:35 No.566526 File: 1331634927.png-(51 KB, 411x595, tumblr_m0qqdsd3WR1ql9qako1_500.png) MLPG I had a dream that I murdered a man by beating him prone and then smashing a plugged-in TV on his head. What does it mean?

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:35 No.566527 >>566526 Watch less TV?

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:36 No.566530 >>566526 Watch more ponies.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:36 No.566531 >>566526 It means you need to go back to >>>/b/read

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:36 No.566534 >>566527 I don't watch TV. I don't think you can watch less.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:37 No.566537 >>566534 So you don't watch the show? Then get the fuck out, faggot.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:37 No.566541 I found more fetishes in MLPG than anywhere else on the internet. I like it, of course. No doubt. But still. Why does cartoon horses attracts so many fetishists?

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:37 No.566545 >>566521 Annoying things that people do when watching something funny: 1. Repeat the exact joke. 2. Look at you expectantly to gauge your reaction. 3. Explain the joke to you in detail.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:38 No.566546 >>566541 It's probably because of the furries and 4chan

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:38 No.566547 File: 1331635092.png-(116 KB, 607x572, 1330841491884.png) >>566541 Because they're a blank slate that you can apply just about anything you wish to.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:38 No.566549 >>566541 Is this your first fandom?

Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:38 No.566550

>>566541
The demographic, mostly. Twenty something nerds swept up in an accidental counter-culture movement, already bucking off (no pun intended) the conventions of media they should be enjoying. Ponyfucker brains work differently than the brains of normal men.

>>	LK 03/13/12(Tue)06:38 No.566552 >>566473 It's kinda funny how that works out. Too bad you can't filter by posting style.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:38 No.566554 >>566541 Fandoms attract fetishes. Furries attract fetishes. The show attracts a fandom of furries.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:38 No.566555 >>566541 Because it's really close to furry

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:39 No.566558 >>566541 Everybody has fetishes, MLPG just has no shame.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:39 No.566560 Would you use your hands on Lyra? How?

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:39 No.566561 >>566550 Yeah, if I hadn't already been taught not to take myself seriously by years of /d/ then maybe I wouldn't be here. MLPG gave me more fetishes than /d/ ever did

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:39 No.566566 >>566552 Except with really complicated regular expressions.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:40 No.566568 >>566566 You're better off Bayesian.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:41 No.566571 >>566561 /d/ is pretty much nothing but futa anyway.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:41 No.566572 >>566560 Tummy rubs and ear scratches. I'd also pet her mane and tail.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:41 No.566574 >>566568 Which reminds me I should be in school right now, studying this stuff. Fuck.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:41 No.566575 >>566545 When re-watching an episode with a first timer, I do the second one. Who doesn't?

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:41 No.566578 >>566568 A naive bayes filter actually wouldn't be too hard to build. Training the damn thing could be problematic, though.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:42 No.566579 >Amerifags getting hot for European accents >Eurofags getting hot for Southern US accents My fucking sides. This ALWAYS happens.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:42 No.566580 >>566545 >i've done all three >many many times Welp

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:42 No.566582 File: 1331635355.jpg-(55 KB, 1000x1000, 1310106367026.jpg) >>566560 Exactly the way I would on a human, sexually. Thats her fetish after all.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:42 No.566583 >>566561 Same here. No idea how the fuck that works. That said, I do tend to enjoy the stories more than I do most pictures so I guess that'd help.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:43 No.566586 Anyone has that segment from Warhammer where the voice of Celestia is some sort of Erdar bossy bitch?

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:43 No.566590 >>566583 Yeah, most of my fetishes are far more psychological than they are physical. Work best in stories. Not that I don't appreciate a nice public use image here and there

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:43 No.566592 >>566568 >>566578 It wouldn't be too hard at all though to patch 4chan X to accept native JavaScript functions as filters.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:44 No.566595 updated shittyquest: http://mlpg.co/q/res/2.html sometimes i wonder if this quest will be finished before S2 is finished. probably not

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:45 No.566599 >>566575 I try my hardest to refrain. It kinda bugs me though, not knowing if they enjoyed it as much as I did. It's natural.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:45 No.566605 File: 1331635538.png-(274 KB, 1095x720, 1331594875503.png) >that feel when you will never draw good

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:46 No.566607 >>566592 the problem would be writing those functions, though. You could probably do some combination of naive bayes and some fairly simple sentence structure analysis to identify ross, though, he's pretty obvious.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:46 No.566608 >>566605 Not with that attitude you won't.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:46 No.566610 >>566607 I think it would be loads easier to just filter his filenames.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:46 No.566614 File: 1331635618.gif-(1.83 MB, 960x540, yzfnm.gif) >>566592 >Bayesian Ross filter I love it. Who do I throw money at to get this to happen?

Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:47 No.566615

>>566511

>you will never blow your load in one sister's mouth and watch her play with your seed
>she will never be just about to swallow, when her sister looks at her with puppy eyes and says "Promised to share with me, meanie!"
>you will never watch half your load trickle slowly into the other sister's waiting, eager mouth, where it is savored like fine chocolate
>you will never watch as they both swallow at the same time, one of them commenting how good you taste, before they turn to each other and start kissing again, one of them glancing over at you, beckoning you to join them.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:47 No.566616 >>566608 I just dont know what to do

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:47 No.566617 >>566605 That's a very angry pone Pone shouldn't be angry Pone should be happy, always

Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:47 No.566618

>>566571
What a slap in the face.

/d/ is far more than futa, you just have to look past the futa. It's a veritable oasis of depravity. A cornucopia of hedonist lewdness.

It has everything from diapers to giantesses. From vore to egg laying. From hypnosis to body suits. From latex to TG, From lactation to corruption. All that and more.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:47 No.566620 >>566572 Would you slow down when she asked? She wants to enjoy the sensation of your hands gently rubbing behind her ears and running across her body for as long as she can. When you brush too close to her teats you can hear her barely whisper "don't stop"

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:48 No.566622 >>566616 Draw. More.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:48 No.566624 >>566618 All under a thick layer of futa. I wouldn't have spent so long there if futa was all there was, but there's a reason I haven't gone back in months. MLPG does it better

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:49 No.566630 >>566607 Yeah, there's the problem. I know next to nothing about that side of things, so I don't really have anything to add. Except that accessing the images he posts with as raw pixel data would be possible as well.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:49 No.566631 File: 1331635753.jpg-(92 KB, 383x914, 1319753197661.jpg) >>566620 And there's my erection again.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:49 No.566632 >>566616 >just mentioned up above about LK doing streams for new drawfags >Rose does them too, occasionally Pay attention, mang LK ART CLASS WHEN?

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:50 No.566633 >>566624 /d/ is shit these days. And I even like futa. The problem is that it's the same damn set of pictures I've already seen posted over and over in threads bumped from last year. Futaspammer won. /d/ is /d/ead. Long live MLPG.

Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:50 No.566637

>>566618
But there are 5 futa threads for every one of those, and even those threads are just reposting the same 40 images, waiting for 404 and doing it agian.

Sometimes there is some good stuff.
Fenoxo and the others doing that kind of things show up sometimes, and occaisionally there will be actuall content creation but that is incredibly rare.

Instead there are constant "image you post happens to the person under you" threads.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:50 No.566638 File: 1331635841.png-(42 KB, 645x770, 1331575768169.png) >>566622 it hurts and im so alone >>566632 where streams

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:50 No.566639 >>566630 Man, if only I was more comfortable in javascript. Ross' scribbly-ass art style might not actually be very difficult to detect

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:51 No.566640 >>566630 Now that I think of it, doesn't he have some sort of naming system with his files?

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:51 No.566644 >>566638 >it hurts and im so alone Draw harder.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:52 No.566645 >>566637 >"image you post happens to the person under you" threads Christ, those are almost as bad as the goddamn rolling threads. Get a fucking chat room and get the hell out of my /d/.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:54 No.566656 >>566605 >that feel when people say your art is good and you don't believe them

Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:54 No.566658

>>566637

I once ran across a thread where you had to look at the post before yours and guess what kind of person the poster was that they'd like the image. Whether they were straight, gay, bi - how secure they were in their sexuality, that sort of thing.

Basically, psychoanalyzing /d/. I quite liked it... so of course it didn't last.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:54 No.566659 >>566656 Well, people are their own harshest critics. Unless they're obnoxious douches.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:56 No.566667 >>566656 It's shit

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:57 No.566671 File: 1331636232.png-(147 KB, 900x866, 1331336968678.png) >>566656 >Draw something you like >no replies only "it's shit"

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:57 No.566674 >>566639 Well, after getting the raw pixels into an array, the syntax is pretty much the same as a dynamically-typed Java.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:58 No.566675 >>566671 >drawing art for the attention

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:58 No.566678 >>566656 Why should you believe them? There are plenty of popular artists out there with huge numbers of fans, in spite of how terrible their 'art' is. The only thing you can trust is whether or not you think it's good.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:58 No.566679 File: 1331636308.png-(307 KB, 627x677, sad filly applejack.png) >>566671 >write something you hate >it's more popular than 90% of your other stuff

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:58 No.566681 >>566640 Had a quick look through the archive, looks like most of his filenames start with "0#-", with # being a number that changes a bit.

Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:58 No.566684

>>566620
As you slowly move your hands lower, inching your way to her nipples she starts gently panting and whispering to herself "oh god oh god oh god". She's trembling with excitement and arousal as you finally brush against her areola with the tip of your finger. She lets out a shaky moan and you pause for a moment, your fingers gently resting against her body. She stares up at you, a look of desperation on her face. If you wait another second you swear she might start crying.

Her unsteady moan is a mixutre of surprise and lust when you reach down and give one of her teats a light pinch.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:59 No.566687 File: 1331636358.jpg-(94 KB, 399x388, sadfrog.jpg) >>566675 a little encouragement wouldn't hurt

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)06:59 No.566689 >>566687 Quit whining, bitch. Art is suffering, become suffering become art

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:00 No.566692 >>566679 >draw inflation porn >people bow down before you and worship the ground you walk on

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:00 No.566695 >>566678 Even if I make something good I'll end up hating it an hour later. I am incapable of liking what I produce. I only do it because I can't resist the impulse.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:01 No.566700 File: 1331636477.png-(693 KB, 900x1305, raricry.png) >>566689 i dont even know what to draw

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:01 No.566701 File: 1331636480.png-(11 KB, 180x146, spak.png) my fucking face when i found out balddumborat makes porn, mostly rape/ gore dang, and i really liked her work too... and this is coming from a guy who enjoys violent rape porn

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:02 No.566706 >>566681 True, though that matches some other posters.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:02 No.566709 >>566701 Is balddumborat actually the artist? I have no idea about them. The art on paheal is rediculously varied, even though it all has that as a tag.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:03 No.566716 >>566700 It doesn't matter. Just draw whatever the fuck comes to mind. In fact. Draw the first thing to come to mind. Rarity gets spills a bottle of glue into her mane. There. Go draw that. Post it here when you're done.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:04 No.566717 >>566709 she said on her tumblr that she makes porn, and also went on a rant about people attacking r34 and her view on the subject

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:05 No.566723 >>566695 I hope you realize that a ton of really great artists hate anything they've done earlier. Lord knows I can barely even look at anything I did past yesterday morning. A week ago makes me cringe.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:06 No.566728 >>566700 I tried to recommend this earlier, but If you're lacking inspiration you need to deprive yourself of the usual sense go for a short walk or just sit in a chair with nothing on things will come to you

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:06 No.566729 >>566717 >she thinks depictions of a children's cartoon character being raped horribly and then being killed is considered art.... i laughed

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:10 No.566757 File: 1331637049.png-(123 KB, 894x894, Fluttershy Santa Vector.png) We Ded how about a "cutest pic you got" thread

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:10 No.566759 File: 1331637058.jpg-(39 KB, 370x296, imagesk.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:11 No.566761 File: 1331637089.png-(240 KB, 500x333, 1326148305234.png) >>566757

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:12 No.566765 File: 1331637124.png-(94 KB, 412x402, 9d1.png)

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:12 No.566770 File: 1331637147.png-(88 KB, 654x683, Cokepony-(n1326123515671).png) clink

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:12 No.566773 File: 1331637169.jpg-(656 KB, 1689x1682, Sometimes.jpg) >>566759

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:12 No.566774 File: 1331637171.png-(430 KB, 680x804, 5b6.png)

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:12 No.566775 File: 1331637179.jpg-(112 KB, 900x653, 1305349974712.jpg) >>566757

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:13 No.566776 File: 1331637180.png-(2.6 MB, 1600x2000, 1316072453183.png) >>566757 Too. Many. Choices.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:14 No.566784 File: 1331637248.png-(926 KB, 680x732, 061.png)

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:14 No.566788 LETH

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:15 No.566790 File: 1331637302.png-(78 KB, 826x500, spike damnit.png) >>566757

LK 03/13/12(Tue)07:15 No.566794

>>566723
>>566695
You'll get used to the "not liking what I produce" thing. That's a sign that you aren't happy with where you sit currently in terms of skill, which is a wonderful thing. Don't get so bummed out about not liking your stuff, and use that as a drive to make better things. Even if I produce something I'm generally happy with, or something that I like, there will still be parts of it that I feel I could do better on. When you stop being critical of yourself, you stop improving, you get an ego, and you get into a rut that is VERY hard to get out of.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:15 No.566797 File: 1331637313.png-(96 KB, 1400x1400, 145883%20-%20artist_beavernato(...).png)

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:15 No.566803 File: 1331637339.gif-(1.12 MB, 350x250, 1331197550448.gif) >>566788

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:16 No.566807 File: 1331637374.png-(491 KB, 641x704, 1331301053843.png)

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:16 No.566808 >>566770 >humanised coke pone is just an ordinary human who drinks a lot of coke >she burps a lot and has a swollen, gassy pot-belly

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:16 No.566809 >>566803 Oh my God it's so perfect.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:16 No.566812 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaT3uiNhj1g&feature=related

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:17 No.566819 >>566797 Am I the only one who finds that the babies just look creepy rather than cute? Its the eyes, i cant get over them.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:17 No.566823 File: 1331637463.png-(440 KB, 806x930, babbi.png)

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:17 No.566825 >>566819 Nah I agree. Those things a creepy.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:18 No.566826 >>566808 slosh

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:18 No.566829 >>566826 gurgle

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:18 No.566831 File: 1331637527.png-(116 KB, 400x291, tumblr_m0gjmx1Rfr1qeqaano1_400.png)

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:19 No.566837 >>566776 >>566823 Jesus fuck My heart

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:20 No.566839 File: 1331637611.png-(476 KB, 1280x534, untitled (2).png)

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:20 No.566849 >>566831 >you will never fall asleep with the Cutie Mark Crusaders draped around you, tuckered out after listening to the exciting story you had been reading to them.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:21 No.566856 File: 1331637697.png-(44 KB, 380x306, 1300244748023.png) LOOK AT THIS PONE LOOK AT HOW CUTE IT IS

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:21 No.566858 >>566808 >>566826 >>566829 >when you kiss her, her lips taste like coke >even when you kiss her a little lower down >god forbid she gets shaken up or someone feeds her a mentos

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:21 No.566860 >>566823 This is what pony babies should have looked like.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:22 No.566865 File: 1331637729.png-(38 KB, 550x400, 1327744661267.png) >>566856 I LIKE CUTE PONES

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:22 No.566873 File: 1331637777.png-(226 KB, 500x667, 6f2.png)

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:23 No.566875 File: 1331637784.png-(22 KB, 734x442, 1326538012290.png) >>566858

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:23 No.566880 File: 1331637825.png-(840 KB, 1000x718, 1307805095261.png) >>566856 Whats cuter than a pony? A basket of pony.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:25 No.566890 File: 1331637902.jpg-(143 KB, 600x776, raping pinkie.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:25 No.566896 File: 1331637950.png-(299 KB, 900x903, 1315992679708.png) >>566880 Agreed

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:26 No.566901 File: 1331637967.jpg-(187 KB, 2847x1335, ertygh.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:26 No.566904 File: 1331638016.png-(92 KB, 542x766, 1dc429e8cb69c9c7f07b4cff634df8(...).png)

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:27 No.566905 File: 1331638028.jpg-(189 KB, 1500x953, 1323401242737.jpg) >>566890 seemslegit.jpg

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:28 No.566912 File: 1331638108.jpg-(195 KB, 3300x2550, a.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:29 No.566918 >>566875 >not posting LK's shaken up Coke Pone pic

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:29 No.566922 File: 1331638163.jpg-(168 KB, 3300x2550, a1.jpg)

Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:29 No.566926

>you walk in on coke human in her bedroom
>she's masturbating with the neck of a coke bottle
>it's open and it's getting all over the bed, you wondered where those coke stains came from
>she slides in a mentos and the bottle erupts, blowing its bubbly, sugary load all over her insides
>she sees you at the door and tilts her head
>"What?"
>she finishes off the mixture of frothy coke and her own juices from the bottom of the bottle as if you weren’t even there, burps loudly, then goes to her bar fridge for another

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:29 No.566927 File: 1331638196.png-(12 KB, 500x500, 1326880268805.png) >>566918

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:30 No.566938 File: 1331638258.gif-(13 KB, 100x100, ddg.gif)

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:30 No.566939 >>566926 At least she isn't using filthy pepsi. Shes not a bad girl yet.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:31 No.566943 File: 1331638289.png-(1.29 MB, 1920x1200, 1309121461527.png) BEACH EPISODE WHEN

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:31 No.566945 File: 1331638305.gif-(15 KB, 100x100, ddg2.gif)

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:32 No.566949 File: 1331638320.jpg-(345 KB, 1024x768, 1330912926779.jpg) >>566927

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:32 No.566956 File: 1331638372.png-(25 KB, 582x536, 1326588743348.png) >>566949

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:33 No.566958 File: 1331638387.jpg-(251 KB, 2847x1335, jhkghdfgh.jpg) gotta go faust

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:34 No.566967 File: 1331638473.jpg-(172 KB, 3300x2550, fghj.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:34 No.566969 File: 1331638488.gif-(929 KB, 1280x720, 1330888146972.gif) >>566716 i tried but it sucked and i deleted it

Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:35 No.566972

>>566939
>take coke human to a friends house for dinner
>as a joke, your friends pour her a glass of pepsi max
>you had no idea, but after one sip you find yourself restraining her with all your strength as she tries to gut your host with the broken glass
>afterwards she tells you she had no idea what happened, she just blacked out

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:35 No.566979 File: 1331638557.jpg-(131 KB, 3300x2550, scoot-sub.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:36 No.566990 File: 1331638612.png-(116 KB, 500x375, tumblr_lmhk9q0Wiv1qf7gzvo1_500.png)

Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:37 No.566992

>>566956
"What's the autopsy report say?"
"Poor Girl's Overdosed on Mentos. I see this all the time, I...I try to warn people about the dangers of Mento's use, but they just won't listen! Everyday, everyday I come in to the office, and I have to file away another report, another life...It's its too much...I...I..
"There there doctor. There's nothing you can do, she's in a better place now, where the rivers of soda flow free.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:37 No.566996 File: 1331638665.jpg-(207 KB, 2244x1503, gfddfg.jpg)

>>	LK 03/13/12(Tue)07:37 No.566997 File: 1331638669.gif-(1.11 MB, 303x172, 1308362498479.gif) >>566969 >and i deleted it Never delete anything. Ever. If it sucks, save it and try to figure out WHY it sucks and improve on it the next time.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:39 No.567004 File: 1331638757.jpg-(138 KB, 3300x2550, faggit-pony2.jpg) that feel when we're no where near image limit and there are possibly 3 people in this thread...

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:40 No.567011 >>566997 I've deleted stuff, but made the mistake of posting it here first. Even the horrible stuff I drew at the start of last year still occasionally comes back to haunt me. Some people really do save everything.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:40 No.567012 File: 1331638850.png-(313 KB, 1280x513, sleeping_ponies_by_aleximuspri(...).png)

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:43 No.567034 File: 1331639007.jpg-(899 KB, 1800x1280, rarity deserves it 1-3.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:44 No.567042 File: 1331639087.jpg-(193 KB, 895x1280, 146519%20-%20artist_Carnifex%2(...).jpg) >>567034

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:44 No.567044 >you will never gently rub coke pone's swollen belly as she belches over and over >you will never bring a hand up to feel her neck vibrate as the gas inside her erupts out of her mouth

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:45 No.567047 File: 1331639118.png-(263 KB, 494x420, griffydog.png) >>566997 i dont get why i should keep it when i hate it so much

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:45 No.567048 File: 1331639123.jpg-(79 KB, 713x900, 146520%20-%20artist_Carnifex%2(...).jpg) >>567042

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:45 No.567049 >>567004 More than 3, I'm just lurking hard. That said, it'll be back at top speed in 3 or so hours, I'm sure.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:46 No.567053 >>567047 He told you why. You're just complaining.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:46 No.567058 >>567034 >>567042 >>567048 I personally think this artist should have stopped after the 2nd one. The first is fine, 2nd is fine, 3rd is just over doing it.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:46 No.567062 File: 1331639217.png-(405 KB, 694x465, what the fuck am i reading.png)

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:47 No.567067 I love having a girlfriend also into ponies... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o I miss anything important?

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:49 No.567074 >>567049 lurkers are the cancerous growths causing organ failure in horse

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:49 No.567077 File: 1331639365.jpg-(38 KB, 291x700, 1329719281960.jpg) >>567053 yes i am

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:49 No.567080 >>567047 Being reminded of your mistakes should help you not make them again. Why do you hate it so much?

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:50 No.567085 Episodes on The Hub this morning in about 10 minutes: Baby Cakes & Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000. Sweet!

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:50 No.567089 File: 1331639417.png-(203 KB, 720x945, 1313060226261.png) >>567074 Uh-huh.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:50 No.567095 File: 1331639452.jpg-(57 KB, 738x546, Lurker_SC2_DevRend2.jpg) >>567074

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:51 No.567101 File: 1331639500.jpg-(559 KB, 1296x872, 1311152928421.jpg) >>567081 >>567090 Oh good, the thread needed speeding up.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:51 No.567105 >>567080 because it sucks and i hate it and it makes me hate myself

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:54 No.567124 Have we been raided by /b/ the whole night?

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:54 No.567129 File: 1331639687.jpg-(1.11 MB, 1600x3424, 1331504955802.jpg) daily dose www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:54 No.567131 File: 1331639698.png-(24 KB, 419x840, 1330244036975.png) >gay dump >again

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:55 No.567132 >>567105 But if you can tell it looks wrong, then you should also be able to figure what would make it look right. Or at least, what other artists manage to do to makes theirs look right to you. The answer is they're good at it and you aren't.

>>	Daftykins 03/13/12(Tue)07:55 No.567136 File: 1331639714.png-(Spoiler Image, 110 KB, 560x560, Applejack.png) Hey Anon telling me to draw. I made this a few weeks ago, it roughly took me 10-12 minutes. I'm just wondering if you find this more appealing than my other shit.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:55 No.567138 >>567067 Nope, nothing much of note's gone down recently that I know of.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:55 No.567141 >>567124 We are /b/ now. Didn't you get the memo?

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:56 No.567146 >>567129 Hahahah jesus man, where did you get these pictures? They all are wonderful

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:57 No.567155 File: 1331639850.gif-(12 KB, 334x114, 1331588934706.gif) I suddenly seem to have magically without my consent downloaded something called buzzdock? is this just chrome being botnet or am i fucked with a virus?

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:57 No.567157 >>567141 I just came in. Oh man, time to jump off a plane like Moe did.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:57 No.567158 SO, THIS IS WHERE YOU'VE CHOSEN FOR YOUR FINAL RESTING PLACE

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:57 No.567161 Oh, look... A new chapter: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/14737/2/Animal-Husbandry/Epilogue%3A-All-Through-the-Night

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:58 No.567162 File: 1331639889.png-(628 KB, 900x947, 80575 - artist-Mn27 braeburn S(...).png)

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:58 No.567163 File: 1331639913.jpg-(109 KB, 600x457, time to stop pony.jpg) >>567162

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:58 No.567166 >>567155 http://lmgtfy.com/?q=chrome+buzzdock

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:59 No.567173 >>567136 >10 minutes >Looks great I want to cry

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:59 No.567174 >>567161 oh goody i loved the last chapter

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:00 No.567183 Hey guys I would like to ask picture from one of the brony meetings. The one where you can find guy in creepy Celestia costume. I want to finish something.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:01 No.567186 >>567146 lurk here and /v/ the /v/ pony hate threads help out a lot

Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:04 No.567215

So...I was coming to work today. In the train station I saw a guy with a bag full of pins:
>1 "I LOVE WOW" pin
>Like 10 pins of Reddit rage faces.
>3 pins of Rainbow Dash.

3 pins of Rainbow Dash. This is the first time I see a brony in my city, in my life. I- I feel so strange..

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:05 No.567226 File: 1331640335.jpg-(160 KB, 645x773, i-know-that-feel.jpg) dammit why 4chanx on windows Xp does not reset the quickreply window state it leaves the text and selected file after a post action ;_;

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:05 No.567228 File: 1331640346.jpg-(991 KB, 2230x2538, 1331249195229.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:05 No.567230 >>567215 >WoW >Reddit >Brony Wow, its like the trinity of autism. I need my daily dose.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:06 No.567243 IS THERE ANY HOPE LEFT FOR US

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:07 No.567247 File: 1331640442.png-(221 KB, 786x1000, dosecakes.png) >>567230

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:07 No.567248 >>567243 Nope.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:07 No.567250 File: 1331640471.png-(706 KB, 810x936, I need more.png) Now off to shazbot

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:08 No.567256 >>567243 None. We're not even at the end of the season yet and look at the threads we're getting these days.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:08 No.567258 tell me a spooky story

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:09 No.567262 >>567258 This guy, man >>567215

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:10 No.567274 MY LITTLE PONY, MY LITTLE PONY

Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:10 No.567275

>>567258
>out shopping with coke human
>can't find a place to park
>you explain to her that the vacant parks closer to the centre are for pregnant mothers and women with children only
>her eyes light up
>she looks down at her shirt and starts pulling on it, testing its elasticity
>apparently satisfied, she retrieves a stick of mentos from her pocket and swallows a couple whole

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:11 No.567276 File: 1331640660.png-(51 KB, 250x250, 1328292292754.png)

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:11 No.567277 I like the CMC and Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon and Pipsqueak. Do I have shit taste in ponies or am I just a foalophile

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:11 No.567282 >>567277 Both of them

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:12 No.567284 File: 1331640726.png-(847 KB, 906x1000, 105556 - artist john_joseco ar(...).png) >>567250 Fuck this I'm out. http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL78F8564B25AF0F3A Braeburn porn is all good but THAT. That is just...sickening to the core.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:12 No.567287 File: 1331640744.png-(1.18 MB, 680x880, 035.png)

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:12 No.567290 >>567277 Pedofillya is a disease, Anon.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:13 No.567292 >>567287 She can take it all, like a slut

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:13 No.567294 >>567250 >Flarion >Vaporin >Renamon >Rainbowdash >Celestia what the fuck

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:14 No.567297 >>567275 lyra pls go

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:14 No.567301 >>567275 What are you doing Lyra!

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:15 No.567308 tell me about Fluttershy

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:16 No.567312 >>567308 What would I tell you something about a background pony?

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:16 No.567313 File: 1331640993.png-(37 KB, 437x516, 1331187847420.png) >>567297 >>567301 I... um...

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:17 No.567317 I need to sleep

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:17 No.567318 File: 1331641042.jpg-(20 KB, 315x400, 8015798-image-of-young-employe(...).jpg) >>567313 Why aren't you real?

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:17 No.567319 >>567317 No you don't.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:18 No.567321 >>567318 She's not? THEN WHO'S SUCKING MY FINGERS?

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:18 No.567322 File: 1331641088.gif-(70 KB, 330x186, 1294949557210.gif) >>567290 Tell them to stop wiggling their flanks in the air so temptingly, then.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:18 No.567324 >>567321 Lies. Dying dreams and hopes.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:19 No.567326 >>567324 You again?? ;_;

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:21 No.567335 File: 1331641290.png-(100 KB, 333x279, 1330909277537.png) >>567326 I've got no business in the outside world, I'll always be here to painfully remind you.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:21 No.567340 File: 1331641311.gif-(1.86 MB, 720x405, 1331436876297.gif) ALRIGHT, EVERY LURKER MUST POST A PIC. STAT

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:23 No.567349 File: 1331641394.jpg-(6 KB, 230x219, 1331077085038.jpg) >>567340 >that feel when bad at drawing

Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:23 No.567351
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>>567258

>You are a human who has recently been teleported to Ponyville and has made friends with Twilight and the town
>You are walking down a street one day
>You see that Derpy is struggling to carry her groceries
>You offer to help, she accepts
>You carry half of the load to her house
>She bends over to put her bags down and makes a slight grunt
>You notice her bubbly little round flank
>You pop a boner and start blushing like mad because of your sick thoughts
>She turns around to thank you
>She notices the blushing with one eye and the erection with the other
>She blushes also
>She closes the door and starts walking towards you
>She starts undoing your pants with her mouth
>"Oh god what the wumpus grumpus is going on, am I about to shag a horse what is even" you think to yourself
>She starts slowly licking your rooty tooty fuck and shooty
>Her little nose gently pokes the skin over your cock
>THEN I TOOK AN ARROW 2 DAH KNEE XDDDDDDD
>SUDDENLY EVERYTHING EXPLODES FOR NO REASON
>THERE WAS NO PONES, ONLY LE REDDITORS
>NEXT STOP: HELL
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEPhQPKLQdA

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:23 No.567353 File: 1331641419.jpg-(51 KB, 600x550, 1331512436541.jpg) >>567340 I wasn't lurking. Now what, Pinkie?

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:24 No.567354 File: 1331641442.jpg-(4 KB, 112x126, 1304658362564s.jpg) >>566151 Well, I just clopped to a fic for first time. WHAT IN THE FUCKING HELL!!

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:24 No.567356 File: 1331641466.gif-(316 KB, 241x200, john arbuckle.gif) I'M WRITING PORNOGRAPHY AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:24 No.567359 >>567349 It's not that hard really. Just give up and accept you'll never be good at it.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:25 No.567361 File: 1331641500.png-(81 KB, 286x283, 1331234612701.png) >>567340 I'm no lurker, but I'll lend a hand.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:25 No.567364 File: 1331641521.png-(323 KB, 800x600, 1326598815058.png) >>567340 But why?

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:25 No.567368 File: 1331641547.jpg-(42 KB, 321x330, 32144 - artist terry asexual_p(...).jpg) >>567340 If I must.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:25 No.567370 >>567364 Because lurkers are my fetish

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:26 No.567374 File: 1331641596.jpg-(146 KB, 727x601, 1330604469623.jpg) >>567351 When will the nightmare end?

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:27 No.567378 File: 1331641635.png-(2.37 MB, 1200x1600, 1331548342862.png) >>567340 Fine

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:27 No.567380 >Accidentally go swimming in the piss >There's a ponychan thread Holy fuck I feel dirty

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:28 No.567387 >>567380 The fuck were they even talking about?

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:29 No.567388 File: 1331641744.png-(75 KB, 314x389, wingest boner.png) >>567378

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:29 No.567390 >>567380 Ponychan outpost, thread about Pnychan, or combination of the two?

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:29 No.567391 >>567387 I don't even know, the first few lines of the firsts post went something like 'Hey, is the posting on Ponychan down for anyone else?' And then I ctrl+w'd and went to the archive.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:29 No.567392 >>567380 Link that shit an

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:30 No.567393 File: 1331641800.png-(244 KB, 1224x974, dasboot.png) >>567380 The hell is wrong with you undisciplined faggots?

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:31 No.567406 >>567393 I'M SORRY, /mlp/ WAS OPEN FOR SOME REASON AND I DIDN'T CLOSE IT BECAUSE I THOUGHT THE LIFEBOAT WAS ON THE FRONT PAGE

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:32 No.567411 Snort

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:33 No.567417 Cum inflation

Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:33 No.567418

>Buy hand-held random number generator
>Go to a party
>See a bunch of people talking and laughing
>Push my way into the middle of their group
>Shout "NICE CONVERSATION, BUT CHECK THESE DUBS"
>Hold my number generator in my left hand over my shoulder and point at it with my right hand
>Generate a number
>Get dubs
>Entire party explodes and turns into a dubs party

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:34 No.567420 >>567380 >Going to any thread except MLPG, Blessed Exclave of the Vatican itself. Our topics are handed down by God himself.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:34 No.567423 >>567418 Sup /v/

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:34 No.567426 >>567418 /v/ pls go

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:35 No.567429 >>567418 This is my favorite dubs copypasta. I have it saved in a .txt.

Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:35 No.567431
File: 1331642134.png-(1.05 MB, 1133x1133, vidya gaben.png)

>>567393
>2012
>not leaving the lifeboat
>not denouncing shitty outside threads for what they are
>not leading /mlp/ by example
>not having a drawfag general and an ordinary general like Adventure Time had back on /co/
>not integrating back into society after a year of persecution under the one thread rule
Seriously hope.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:35 No.567433 >>567420 Archive is our god Leth is his holiness the pope

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:36 No.567436 >>567431 >not integrating back into society after a year of persecution under the one thread rule A society of faggots and people I hate. No thank you.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:37 No.567439 File: 1331642259.jpg-(584 KB, 740x740, 12024655.jpg) >>567431

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:37 No.567441 File: 1331642261.png-(38 KB, 821x398, dubs.png) >>567418

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:38 No.567445 THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE CHOOSE NOW, NO INCISIVENESS SUPER SPEEDY CIDER SQUEEZY 6000 OR THE LAST ROUND-UP?

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:38 No.567449 >>567445 UH I LIKE BOTH I PREFER RIAW THOUGH

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:39 No.567450 File: 1331642348.jpg-(196 KB, 900x1117, 1327800634888.jpg) >>567445 Last Roundup.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:39 No.567451 >>567445 >incisiveness I mean indecisiveness

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:39 No.567454 File: 1331642362.gif-(1.06 MB, 840x470, 1329607277173.gif) >>567445 A Friend in Deed

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:39 No.567458 >>567445 Last Round-up. I like both of them, but the latter more, I think.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:39 No.567460 >>567450 >I am your gup now

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:40 No.567463 >>567445 The last ronunderp. Period.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:40 No.567464 >>567445 CIDER BECAUSE SONG AND FLIM AND FLAM

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:40 No.567469 >>567445 THE LAST ROUNDUP

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:40 No.567471 File: 1331642457.jpg-(114 KB, 972x822, 1328489350368.jpg) >>567460 >Derpy >handwriting

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:41 No.567478 >>567471 Nah, the artist can't write

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:43 No.567492 >>567433 what am i then

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:44 No.567496 File: 1331642655.png-(421 KB, 1000x1000, 1327362465955.png) >Still fapping to horses Was there ever any doubt? Yoshi!

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:44 No.567498 File: 1331642665.gif-(2.09 MB, 296x293, 1331436560060.gif) I TAKE THIS THREAD IN THE NAME OF BEST PONE

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:45 No.567501 >>567492 Anonymous, our lord and savior

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:45 No.567502 File: 1331642730.png-(254 KB, 500x401, Post the best pony, they s(...).png)

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:46 No.567510 >>559082 >/k/ says hi

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:46 No.567512 File: 1331642801.gif-(69 KB, 325x183, 1316295308302.gif) >>567498 I disagree with your evaluation, but I don't mind the thread going to such a nice pony.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:49 No.567536 we ded

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:50 No.567540 File: 1331643017.png-(1 KB, 222x209, What could it be.png) I didn't think things could get this unpleasant.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:52 No.567549 File: 1331643134.png-(662 KB, 1351x1096, 1330686085856.png) >>567512 Odd, autogif seems to be broken.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:52 No.567551 File: 1331643156.jpg-(1.78 MB, 1500x1500, 1324616543503.jpg) Everyone itt post your favorite art

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:53 No.567556 File: 1331643204.png-(286 KB, 907x907, now thats moe like it.png) I had to post something. This thread is 2SLOW

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:53 No.567557 File: 1331643207.png-(20 KB, 700x700, skeleton pone.png) >>567536 TO LIFE! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BnOUOkcr9c anyways updated shittyquest: http://mlpg.co/q/res/2.html yeah im not even pretending it isn't a ripoff of rubyquest any more

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:53 No.567558 >>567551 >Inb4 Moe

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:54 No.567562 File: 1331643263.jpg-(523 KB, 1131x707, 1313266570537.jpg) >>567551 I love space stuff.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:54 No.567563 File: 1331643272.jpg-(73 KB, 414x591, disjudge.jpg) >>567551

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:54 No.567564 File: 1331643278.jpg-(36 KB, 400x299, seth_green_with_pinkie_pie_by_(...).jpg) Did that guy really have to do that unboxing video in public? Couldn't he at least have the decency to go home and unleash his autism on camera?

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:55 No.567572 >>567564 Nope. It wouldn't be a proper unboxing if he didn't do it in a McDonalds.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:56 No.567577 >>567564 Well you can see he's someone really special

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:56 No.567578 oh god he fucking goes and complains about not getting the right toys

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:56 No.567579 >>567564 better question: Did anybody save it? I haven't watched the whole disaster so far.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:57 No.567580 >>567557 Does that mean I have to go read RubyQuest? I'm loving it either way.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:57 No.567582 File: 1331643454.jpg-(427 KB, 920x900, tumblr_lvqywpXMhc1qegob8o1_128(...).jpg) >>567551 i liek dis

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:57 No.567584 >>567579 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_aRKeDfqYo

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:58 No.567586 Not going to watch it, by the description, but what exactly is this unboxing you're talking about?

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:59 No.567592 >>567584 FUCK MAN THIS SHIT IS TRULY KILLING ME I FEEL SO BAD FOR THE WORKERS

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:59 No.567594 >>567584 Can anyone link to some key points or give me a rundown? I'm not going to watch 12 minutes of this. What's the fuss about?

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:59 No.567595 >>567584 God damn it, that's like one of those awkward parodies by Cody but it is completely serious.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:59 No.567597 >>567594 Just watch it

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:59 No.567598 >>567586 Some autist (literally autistic) buys happy meals and records an unboxing video while in the store. Highlights include extreme stuttering and asking for different ponies because he didn't get the ones he wanted.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:59 No.567600 File: 1331643599.png-(205 KB, 435x435, In the Court of Princess Celes(...).png) >>567584 I just saw this on /v/ and I cringed harder than I ever cringed before. It's like a fucking Gamestop greentext story in real life.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:01 No.567604 File: 1331643671.png-(519 KB, 757x683, 1327258130713.png) >>567600 >in the court of princess celestia >Not >in the court of the lunar queen

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:01 No.567605 >>567598 And playing with the toys right there. Well I can't blame him, you can see he's someone special

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:01 No.567606 >>567598 don't forget him roleplaying with the ponies ...in the store

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:01 No.567607 I actually want to cry. I'm being driven to tears because I can't handle this level of autism. If only this was just a nightmare.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:01 No.567609 >>567605 I never actually got that far

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:02 No.567611 >>567604 >in the court of the lunar queen >>>/ponychan/

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:02 No.567612 File: 1331643723.png-(305 KB, 757x800, 1312381251335.png) >>567598 >>567606 Well that sounds horrible. Thanks.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:02 No.567620 >>567607 >>567595 >>567592 QUICK!! WATCH THIS INSTEAD http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97mm1YqZDGY

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:02 No.567623 >>567584 >talking to the female worker >she just walks away >he keeps talking

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:03 No.567624 >>567606 >rainbow dash pinkie pie please money pinkie mcdonalds dash >Typical /v/ stuttering >Playing with toys >Explaining what a fucking brony is HE'S SPAGHETTI, DESTROYER OF WORLDS

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:03 No.567625 File: 1331643786.png-(458 KB, 1500x1374, happy-i-see-what-you-did-there(...).png) >>567584 >mfw my comment reached the 2nd to the top

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:03 No.567627 File: 1331643797.png-(70 KB, 554x527, 1330849799771.png) >>567611 I don't even know what you think im referencing I just think it sounds nicer

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:03 No.567630 >>567620 NO, quick, get your Daily Dose here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MC0G-Lbuuk

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:03 No.567631 >>567625 I think that was my fault. Sorry

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:04 No.567635 >>567620 >forced advertisment was for skrillex >wubwubwubwubwubwuwb Yes this is my personal blog.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:04 No.567638 File: 1331643873.png-(185 KB, 350x350, 1331268088220.png) >Someone trades him an Applejack toy NO

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:04 No.567640 >>567630 You're doing it wrong http://twilightlicio.us/index.php?video=8MC0G-Lbuuk&bpm=128

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:04 No.567641 >>567620 Aw, that's cute.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:05 No.567648 i'm going to bed no one do anything while i'm gone

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:06 No.567652 >>567584 That's... pretty bad. But then, the other week I was rummaging around a box of blind bag ponies trying to get the 'right' ones, so who am I to judge.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:06 No.567656 >>567648 Gotcha, chief.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:07 No.567664 File: 1331644038.png-(443 KB, 1125x1125, 1327213911457.png) >>567648 Quick, everyone, post the cutest Pinkie Pie picture in your folder, immediately

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:07 No.567665 >>567640 >these things never really sync up >combination of wmode="transparent" and DHTML animation >tearing everywhere My computer does not like this website. Cool idea though.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:07 No.567667 File: 1331644069.png-(212 KB, 900x795, 1322616584770.png) >>567664

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:07 No.567669 File: 1331644070.png-(149 KB, 300x400, munch.png) >>567664

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:08 No.567671 File: 1331644080.jpg-(29 KB, 450x338, 1324241191_11d750dabc.jpg) >>567638 Why did it have to be AJ?

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:08 No.567673 File: 1331644090.png-(259 KB, 431x557, 1314533935361.png) >>567640 fixed the bpm so shes in time with the beat

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:08 No.567674 File: 1331644094.jpg-(8 KB, 258x290, kawa8.jpg) >>567664 >Pinkie Pie >cute

>>	MANLY ROOGNA, SUPER Manly Greatsword Wielder the Obnoxiously Long-MANED(Named) !rBNVyANGRY!!WN/xeQtBCUr 03/13/12(Tue)09:08 No.567675 File: 1331644104.gif-(482 KB, 200x200, Pinkie Pie is acting horrifyin(...).gif) >>567664

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:08 No.567676 File: 1331644104.png-(162 KB, 756x1057, 1330900510759.png) >>567664 But they're all cute.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:08 No.567678 File: 1331644121.png-(136 KB, 398x383, 1330313965232.png) >>567664

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:08 No.567680 >>567673 derp : http://twilightlicio.us/v/8MC0G-Lbuuk/103

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:09 No.567682 >>567674 What kind of reaction is that?

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:09 No.567684 File: 1331644147.jpg-(395 KB, 750x750, 1321009758884.jpg) >>567664

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:09 No.567686 File: 1331644162.png-(1.08 MB, 3059x5000, 1329894037482.png) >>567674 Your opinion is incorrect

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:09 No.567687 >>567682 What kind of a what kind of a is that?

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:09 No.567691 >>567680 How do you get the BPM?

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:10 No.567692 File: 1331644206.jpg-(10 KB, 184x184, Ur a Faget.jpg) >>567678

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:10 No.567696 >>567680 Well, I don't hear anything

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:10 No.567703 >>567696 Me neither

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:10 No.567704 File: 1331644253.png-(969 KB, 1200x1000, yes_or_no_by_wingsoffox-d4pi9p(...).png) >>567691 Manually. Wasnt that hard actually, got it 4th or 5th go.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:11 No.567705 File: 1331644262.gif-(614 KB, 720x405, Guess what.gif) >>567692

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:11 No.567707 >>567696 >>567703 Playing fine on this end.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:11 No.567710 File: 1331644284.jpg-(2.54 MB, 2256x2584, twailin___by_enigmaticfrustrat(...).jpg) Puppy love ships are the cutest.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:11 No.567713 File: 1331644306.png-(181 KB, 1100x1000, 1318578194939.png) >>567664

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:12 No.567716 >>567696 >>567703 Its fine on mine. Its something with you guys.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:12 No.567717 File: 1331644344.png-(147 KB, 1532x1743, 1331332590803.png) >>567710 >shipping

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:12 No.567719 >GW2 pre purchase is announced >The collector's edition is fucking great but costs 150€ FUCK. >>567716 I think it's adblock.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:12 No.567724 File: 1331644370.jpg-(491 KB, 1920x2600, pinkie filly.jpg) >>567664

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:13 No.567728 >>567717 That reminds me, did anyone get to work on Cadence/Diamond Tiara?

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:14 No.567738 >>567728 That is disgusting. They're sisters you sick fuck.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:15 No.567741 Would you snuggle with Big Mac and Braeburn? Feeling their warm soft coats on your cheeks as the hold you close in their hooves. and weather it's sexual or not is up to you

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:15 No.567746 File: 1331644533.gif-(453 KB, 160x120, 1325337735030.gif) >>567724 >more than one Chaos has mobilized it's troops. And we are welcoming them with open arms.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:17 No.567762 >>567741 Eww, I'm not going to cuddle with a horse.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:17 No.567764 >262 images

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:17 No.567766 File: 1331644653.png-(88 KB, 500x451, 1330923420320.png) RIP mlpg

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:18 No.567774 File: 1331644728.gif-(462 KB, 500x281, sad pinkie.gif) >>567766

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:18 No.567775 File: 1331644729.png-(320 KB, 838x903, 1320418888667.png) >>567764 Only 234 on this end. Wonder what got deleted.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:18 No.567776 >>567764 >Not refreshing the horse every 20 minutes

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:19 No.567784 File: 1331644773.jpg-(57 KB, 332x396, suit up.jpg) >>567766 We will always miss you

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:19 No.567787 File: 1331644789.png-(285 KB, 784x958, 5353186145123.png) >>567774 We hardly knew ye.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:19 No.567789 File: 1331644793.png-(29 KB, 300x300, 1318404660837.png) >>567766 Fuck you and fuck your dubs

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:19 No.567790 >>567776 >Refreshing

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:20 No.567791 File: 1331644801.jpg-(20 KB, 425x316, keanu-reeves-whoa..jpg) >>567776

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:20 No.567792 File: 1331644809.png-(270 KB, 1856x1406, Sheepie_Pie.png) >>567776 Why do you do that?

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:21 No.567802 >>567580 nah, but its pretty good and is basically what i think defines the whole text+picture quest thing one more update for tonight before i go to bed and thanks

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:21 No.567805 >>567792 Because lots of pics are deleted.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:22 No.567811 File: 1331644939.jpg-(43 KB, 600x431, not-dead-yet.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:22 No.567814 >>567792 Is Pony Pie best sheep?

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:23 No.567818 File: 1331644995.jpg-(25 KB, 250x237, opplejock.jpg) >>567811 Quick! Reanimate!

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:23 No.567820 File: 1331644999.png-(67 KB, 387x466, dashglasses2.png) >>567792 I knew pinkie was one of those sheeple.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:24 No.567824 Would you get naked if one of the mane 6 asked you to?

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:24 No.567826 File: 1331645063.png-(222 KB, 719x1033, 1331325549304.png) Which pony is your favorite anthro pony?

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:24 No.567831 >>567824 All six of them? That's too much.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:24 No.567832 >>567824 Are you crazy? You don't even need to ask!

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:24 No.567833 File: 1331645097.png-(43 KB, 487x379, 1330257599878.png) >>567818 To life! To life, I'll bring it!

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:25 No.567834 File: 1331645102.png-(91 KB, 528x1158, 1324259061225.png) we postin to image limit?

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:25 No.567836 File: 1331645134.jpg-(52 KB, 900x654, 1307206353560.jpg) >>567805 Yeah, but just seems odd to me to do it at any point before the thread's approaching it's death. Assuming the only reason its being done is to keep the counter accurate, anyway.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:26 No.567839 File: 1331645199.png-(92 KB, 800x650, 1325587915686.png)

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:26 No.567840 >>567824 Sure, if they gave a good reason or a good reason was obvious from the situation ">She wants to fuck" is a perfectly valid reason.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:27 No.567846 File: 1331645253.png-(5 KB, 222x209, i tried.png)

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:28 No.567848 File: 1331645286.png-(254 KB, 1000x1000, 1330600202139.png) >counter show 277 images >refresh >249 Who is doing what and why

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:28 No.567849 >>567846 Fluttershy, right?

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:28 No.567851 >>567846 It's kind of impressive that that's clearly Fluttershy, despite being a mess of lines.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:29 No.567855 >>567846 Better than JJ, ross, and MS

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:29 No.567859 Shall I make a new thread?

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:29 No.567860 >All this talk about reanimation >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BnOUOkcr9c

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:30 No.567865 >>567859 Might as well, Anon. Godspeed.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:32 No.567874 >>567869 >>567869 >>567869 >>567869 >>567869 >>567869 >>567869 Privjet

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:36 No.567901 >>567846 my god you're so much better than me brb sudoku

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:40 No.567935 >>567874 >Disharmony and SteveAn shitposting quick, delete it and make a new one

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:41 No.567942 >>567935 They'll just migrate to the new one, and it'll screw over the nonshitposters too. Just filter and/or ignore.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:43 No.567957 >>567942 >ezmode im gonna reply to them

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