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Do you think the crystal pones will ever make another appearance?

Will the anon waifufagging sad blue crystal pone ever see his waifu again?

Will the mane six ever become pretty crystal pones again?


Post prettiest pone making silly faces.
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First for Rarity, best pone
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http://www.livestream.com/thefluffcast?t=591677

only the dead
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>crystal rape
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>>5649235
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>rape
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>crystals
>crystal crystals crystal crystals
>crystal crystal
>crystal
>twily
>crystal crystal crystal crystal crystal crystal crystal crystal crystal
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>Nachos
NOPE
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>>5649776
Didn't he used to delete threads?
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>>5649702
I'm glad that she's happy.
Slightly less so about her change in hairstyle.
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Derpy in the bottom right?
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>>5649787
I'm happier to see her butt
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>>5649760
Who are these people
How are there so many of them
Why do they sound so normal
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Sheesh Twily, chill out a little.
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>>5649785
Also he's a massive faggot.

Also, >>5649776
>saging MLPG
>saging MLPG ON EPISODE DAY
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>>5649773
>>crystals

TELL ME MORE CRYSTAL LOVER.
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Apples
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>>5649787
What if she wore her hair down just for you
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>>5649794
do any of the new crystal ponies have names yet
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>>5649794
Possibly
Someone go check please I'm too lazy
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Man
Prismo is such a bro
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>brony has an "r" in it
>three also has an "r" in it

FUCKING S3 BRONY PANDERING
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>>5649760
Why is fluffy pone still a thing?
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>>5649836
I want some pickles now. The good kind, with garlic and peppers
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>>5649842

because crazy people
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>>5649825
Just checked, yes there's a gray pony (can't tell if pegasus) with a blonde mane there.
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>>5649842
Because neurotic people
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>>5649795
I bet when crystal ponies drink water and catch sunlight, they look like beautiful works of kinetic art
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>some cry
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>>5649824
>new crystal ponies

Man, we haven't even named Sadsack McWheatybutt
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>>5649817
Sombra your shadow form was so neat looking why is it when you're a physical pone you're so goofy?
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>>5649873
I bet when you've got a crystal pony bent over a bed, and you-
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>>5649787
You could probably see your dick inside her while you fucked her

You'd like that wouldn't you
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>>5649889
Because he'd scare the children if he was actually intimidating
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>>5649866
Huh. Maybe it is then. She doesn't look very...crystally.
Who knows, who cares!
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>>5649842

im thinking of fucking with them in the next podcast by joining it and acting as absurd as possible. good idea y/n
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>>5649878
>some crystal
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Whenever I saw Sombra I kept thinking of the monster from LOST
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can coke pony be a crystal pony too
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Any links to download new episodes yet?
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>>5649909
>implying that's not how they get recruits
Let me have your stuff
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>>5649878

Would you rape Applebloom while she cried and yelled for her sister?

And then when you've finished, tie her up and force her to watch you rape Applejack and Big Mac too?
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>>5649920
drawfags, get on it
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>>5649913
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>>5649920
I guess you could say she's TWENTY PERCENT COOLER HHHHUHHUHHHUHUHUHUHH
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>>5649920
No, Coke Pony is glass pony
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>>5649924

W-what do you mean?
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>>5649909

Bad idea.

What if they figure out it was an MLPG person and they decide to dump their shit here? Better for everyone if you just don't interact with them.
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>>5649897
But cyrstal is hard and unyielding. Just can't beat the feel of flesh.
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Dat eyebrow.
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>>5649883

I call her Wheaties.
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>>5649920
Do we have a Crystal Pepsi pony?
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>>5649920
No. Only Pepsi can be Crystal.
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So I herd u liek plushies

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=160920323220

Plan to have a portion of the proceeds to the Humane Society. Logically the more it goes for, the more will be given to charity.
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>>5649920
>her cola turns into real sugar cane cola
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>>5649889
It felt all eldritchy to me. I quite liked it.
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>>5649897
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>>5649928
No. I wouldn't do that to anyone. That is a purely Evil act, with a capital E.
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>>5649883
Her name is Persephone. It fits.
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>>5649945
d'awww
that's a cute name
I think I'll start calling her that too
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>>5649953
>the stitching on the wing
It's macabre!
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>>5649920
NO
WE NEED WINE PONY
WINE PONY CAN BE CRYSTAL
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>>5649940

I'm a good actor. There's no reason for them to even think of MLPG at all, they'd probably think it's someone from /mlp/.
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>>5649953
>Self adertising on 4chan
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>>5649941

Also, you can't see their organs. So that's out
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>>5649941
it's soft, fleshy crystal
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>Had Nachos filtered
>missed the new thread link

welp
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>>5649957
>>5649919
Guess I wasn't alone
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anyone got caps of angry Celestia?
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>>5649928
jesus no

i don't want to rape little girls, only give them orgasms and cuddles
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>>5649945
Let her name forever be Wheaties from now on.

Or not, I don't care.
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>>5649945
I was partial to Amber Waves when the preview came out.
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>>5649928
That's like the opposite of what I would do
You're terrible
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>>5649953
>tfw Hopopopoppip is ded and hats us from beyond the grave
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>>5649945
>Wheaties
Why?
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>>5650002
Amber Waves sounds kinda cheesy though, I like Wheaties
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>>5649994

>filtering

Fucking casuals.
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>>5649957
Ahaha

Man I wish he had more personality to him. They could have just replaced him with any generic spiritual cataclysm event and the episode would be unchanged

>Twilight. You must stop...the SADNESS FOG
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>>5650000

>50000
Alrighty
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>>5650011
I honestly miss the guy.
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Gosh these two are so hot for each other.
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>>5649928
No, because that is a terrible thing
I would masturbate to a fic or something about it though
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>>5650019
>le 4chan hardcore mode
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>>5649953
>That stitching
>That choice in materials
You're lucky Andrea signed it
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>>5649979
>not Cristal Pone
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>>5650024
I don't he was a fucking attention whore
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>>5650015
wheat cutie-mark
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>>5650029
Then why did Rarity nose boop with Rainbow Dash?
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>>5650022
"Sadness Frog" actually does sound like an mlp villain name
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>>5650029
>That pun at the end
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>>5650048
Or a Mega Mane X boss
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>>5650043
Oh come on. He gave us some laughs
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>>5650048
>a plague of sadness frogs
>They're fucking everywhere
>making people sad and shit
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>>5650045
I hope you realize that Wheaties could be easily corrupted into Wheatley, and then you'd have people associating her with the retarded villain from Portal 2.
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>>5649999
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>>5650057
there was a lot of winking in this episode

twily winking at her brother
applejack winking at rarity

good thing incest and lesbian sex aren't taboo in equestria
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>>5650048
He just ribbits sadness like, everywhere

and he has wings too

and looks like hypnotoad
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>>5650089
She's making a list and checking it twice~
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>>5650089
I can only imagine her face when she got AJ's letter from SSCS6K.
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>>5650076
I wish I knew when they take the pictures. I would put on a better face for mine.
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>>5650087
That's a stretch.
Besides, Wheaties is cute.
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Goddamn, she's so beautiful and I just don't know why.
Why am I in love with... what the devil are we calling her now... Wheaties?
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>>5650105

did
you look at the list
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>>5650087
>Wheatley
>not being an improvement to Glados
You seem mistaken on a few things
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>>5650107
>implying she wouldn't be entertained by the charmingly rustic belief that nothing can be learned from an experience
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>>5650032
Filtering is akin to downvoting on reddit
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>>5650089

>tfw no angry dominatrix celestia
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>>5650110
Wheaties is a brand name though, and a more blatant one than Colgate.
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What does crystal pone vag juice taste like

polish cave salt?
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>>5650109
But they're funnier this way
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>>5650113

Now we need to draw her eating a bowl of Wheaties.
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>>5650135

Too bad Barley sounds too male
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>>5650113
Wheaties seems to be the consensus, though I think Persephone would work better.
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>>5650113
>Wheaties is hit by a shrinking spell
>you call her "Mini-wheats"
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>>5650016
>Please stop calling me that...
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WAIT
WAIT
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN CRYSTAL PONIES JOUST?
THEY'D FUCKING SHATTER IF THEY LOSE

HOLY SHIT MAN
CRYSTAL PONIES ARE FUCKED UP
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>>5650113
we're calling her "wheaty houston"
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>>5650113
Wheaties is a sweetie
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>>5650079
>>5650103
>Pinkie stands up to a Sadness Frog
>tries to sing it's sorrow magic away
>Pinkie's voice waivers and tears begin to fall freely from her eyes
>she eventually succumbs
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>>5650135

So? It's not like they'll ever mention her again. She's as generic as it gets.

Besides, Colgate is a great name.
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>>5649945
>The Ponylympics is a competition hosted by the Crystal Empire where athletes from all realms compete for the grand prize
>one night of nonstop fucking with Wheatie
>because winners get to be in Wheaties' box
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>>5650146
Persephone makes no sense, though. She isn't being held for six months out of the year in hell because she ate a pomegranate. Face it Nachos, you just have shit naming sense.
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>>5650160
I think crystal is tougher than that
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>>5650162
Bad idea.

I live in Houston.
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>>5650113
Your protective instincts are kicking in. She seems vulnerable and you want to help.
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>>5650120
>implying Stephan Merchant didn't sound like he was trying way too hard
Felt so...artificial. Glados' VA seems so natural in her role
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>>5649945
Wheaties sounds more like a nick-name you'd call someone than their actual name.
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>>5650160

Crystal ponies get the little sheep(eus?) to joust. It's as cute as it is violent.
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>>5650138
>that knighty
Fucking WOW he looks like my cat when I bring out the catnip
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What's Berry Punch doing there?

Around the 31:41 mark.
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>>5650150
Could you use her as a magnifying glass?

>>5650178
>>5650160
They probably also use safety lances, less dangerous than the real thing.
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>>5650016

Amber Waves is clearly the superior name. It's actually a name for starters.
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Sorry for the delay.

"I don't know how to paint" stream
www.livestream.com/dooks
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>>5650113

Then she got better

and by better I mean uglier

These two especially were way cuter as sad pones
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>>5650194

I love how you can see which ones have realized somethings wrong. Details
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>>5650188
Ewes
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>>5650180
It's her natural defense mechanism

Her crystal body produces a faint, hypnotic glow that triggers your nuturing instincts
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>>5650194
Being drunk and silly at the fair
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>>5650160

Then they just dissolve the bits in hot water and pull them out on a strong.

That's also how they make foals; by breaking bits and let the minerals coalesce into a filly.
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>>5650188
They're ewes, brother.
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What does this look like to you?
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>>5650194
>male derpy on the far right
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>>5650194
Shit, look at the one on the left
We should call him Eye Sore
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>>5650180
is that bad?
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What the fuck is a crystal corn on the cob
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So now that they new episode hype has passed how do you rated MLPG?
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>>5650177
Persephone was a harvest goddess who was kidnapped by an evil tryhard and forced to live a bleak life in the underworld until she finally escaped and the land flourished again.

Also she was >raped
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>>5650241
A thumbnail.
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>>5650207
I still think she'd be just as cute if she'd do something different with her mane...
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>>5650016
>>5650196
Amber Waves

Pearl Millet
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pearl_millet

Ceres
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ceres_%28Roman_mythology%29

Wheaties does sound like a nickname, or a name you'd give your dog.
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>>5650241
wood
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>>5650247

It's corn on the cob. But the corn kernals are crystalized. You'd think it'd be hard to eat but it's just crystalized sugar .
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>>5650247
It's corn on the cob...but crystal

How is this hard to understand?
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>>5650225
>>5650225

>crystal ponies reproduce by going to other lands and wiggling their butts to hypnotize stallions with the reflected light
>they take the victims back to the empire, where they become public fucktoys for as long as they live.
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>>5650206
I wish I knew how to paint
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>>5650277
>>>/darkequestria/
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>>5650180
Maybe that's right. Maybe I want to be a light in her dull, depressing life and to help her feel like someone cares. Maybe I want to feel that same care back at me.

Maybe we're together in our loneliness. ;_;
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Gloom Questers, you here?

May be down a couple players, if we have a lot of absences may just call it for tonight.
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>>5650272
That's not nutri

wait

are crystal ponies all made from sugar
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>>5650272
>>5650276

>Captain Crunch on the cob
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>>5650241
When I saw the face in that picture it scared the shit out of me.
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>>5650246
Not at all.
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>>5650277

I think they would cease to be crystal ponies if they went to other lands
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>>5650263

Getting names from mythology is way too tryhard.
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>>5650277
Stop that.
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>>5650272
Dash was really chowing down on that corn on the cob. It must have been delicious. Or she's just a speed eater.
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>>5650291
>are crystal ponies all made from sugar
oh shit son
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>>5650113

I say we call her Wheaties Crunch.

Do you know why kids love cinnamon toast crunch?

The taste you can see!
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>>5650257
If you'd actually read the myth, Persephone, while kidnapped, was treated well, and Hades was going to return her because the world was dying due to Persephone's mother's grief. Unfortunately she ate six pomegranate seeds and was bound to Hades for six months out of the year. And she ate those seeds of her own will.
Besides, Hades was a perfect gentleman, and was cheated out of any other station by Zeus and Poseidon.
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>>5650290
I'm ready. Already got the thread up.
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that feel when new ponies, leaked adventure time and prequel updated
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>>5650194
she heard about the fair
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i just watched the episode

i don't feel anything

is this wrong
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>>5650289
>she goes to the Crystal Faire and is filled with the love and joy of her people
>you are not
>she doesn't need you any more
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>>5650306
>Dash
>in charge of doing things slowly
dyewts
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>>5650249

I've watched it 2 times. One upon airing and another time like an hour ago.

I give it an 8/10. Weak ending and the failure song fell kind of flat to me but everything else lived up ot my expectaions.
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>>5650325
did you expect to feel something
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>>5650300
Just threw it in because it's the root for "cereal."
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>>5650325
no it isn't, you have no reason to empathize
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>>5650314
HIDF detected.
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>>5650277
You are now imagining a crystal mare leading a line of hypnotized stallions behind her like a Pied Piper

except with her butt, not music
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>>5650306
why is there still no gif of this
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>>5650249
Watched two times
Disappointed with the villain but as an anon said there seems to be quite a big chance him returning so 7.5 maybe an 8 out of 10

So yeah I'm liking S3 till now
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>>5650311
>advertisement for Cinnamon Toast Crunch
>crystalline Wheaties with a belly full of balanced breakfast
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>>5650332
Reading
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>>5650333
First part was too girly for me.
Second part was better, but the heavier Twilight focus kinda dropped it for me.

Backseat director.
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>>5650332
>Rainbow Dash will never give premature birth to foals
>"Aw yeah, pumpin' 'em out in record time. HEY HONEY, FILL ME UP!"
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>>5650349
>HIDF
There's no point in shortening things if you're the only one who knows what it was shortened from.
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>>5650299
So they have to stand on the border of the kingdom and hope a stallion nearby looks their way?
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>>5650311
What if before the depression set in she was actually a high-ranking military officer?
General Mills
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>>5650367
Welcome to 4chan. You must be new here.
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>>5650360

Do you know why kids love cinnamon toast crunch?
"Because it tastes like my vagina?"
No silly filly, there's cinnamon swirls in every bite!
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>>5650330
>vainly try to win her back
>she tries to ignore your advances, the smallest bit of lingering affection unnoticed on her part
>eventually you stop
>after all, the only thing you're accomplishing is hurting yourself
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>>5650291
>Crystal pony mining and harvesting operation

now wouldn't that be a good BBEG for a two-parter?
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>>5650375
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>>5649981
Unless, of course, somebody here in MLPG takes part in the fluffy pony threads, in which case you've just told them what you'll be doing.

And now that the idea is out there, they've got free reign to have somebody act like a little shit in their thing, giving them the excuse they want to spam us.
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>>5650371

There were plenty of crystal stallions, like the one being assailed by sheep in the screen you linked to
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>>5650384
>No silly filly, there's cinnamon swirls in every bite!
Exactly like her vagina
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>>5650351

boner pls
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>>5650206
I could give you some pointers but I don't think that stream would be the best way for me to do it
I'll slap together a tutorial real quick if you want?
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>wanton sexualizing of a sad crystal pony, who apparently now has a vagina that tastes of cinnamon

I just.....what.

I need a break from the ride, excuse me.
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>>5650277
Eh. There're worse ways to go.
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>paying $99.99 to get a shit ton of bits or gems

what little girl would do this
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>>5650436
don't you like cinnamon anon
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>>5650436
Are you new? This is vanilla as fuck.
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>>5650436
>New to pony candy vag
Did you even go to /co/
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>>5650336
sort of

everyone was having fun

i thought id at least be a bit happier
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>>5650436
Just post something else.

Besides, I'm hoping fo rthe return of King Sombrero. That horn bit that goes flying might mean a return.
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>>5650384
A vagina that tastes like cinnamon toast crunch would be a nice change from the usual fetid swampwater.
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>>5650402

Crystal stallions do the same thing to normal mare
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>>5650436
Hey, bring me a soda when you come back.
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>>5650449
A little girl that has mummy's Apple account and no concept of money
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>>5650449

One with bad parents willing to buy silence
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>>5650458
were you at least smiling at the end
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>>5650436

Things get weird after 10 o'clock.
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>>5650449

None. There's a reason why the game is filled with brony pandering.
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>>5650330
>"Anon..."
>she nuzzles her head against your abdomen
>"Don't say that. You're more to me than that..."
>she slips one hoof around you and pulls herself closer to you
>"I don't want you to go..."
>"I want you to stay...and be happy...with me..."
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>>5650449
>little girls
>99.99
>He doesn't make the connection between absurd brony sex plushies and the brony's obsession with spending money

Clearly you didn't think this through
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>>5650467
See, that's why I like cock. Doesn't taste like death itself.
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Well uh.
This blog exists now.
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>>5650467
shove some cereal in there next time
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>>5650468
their penises act like swinging pendulums
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>>5650454
>vanilla as fuck
Do we have ice cream pones yet?
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>>5650477
Things get chill. So chill and relaxed, it's like a big ol' nest of love and tolerance up in here
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>>5650449
how is a real nigga like me supposed to win at pay2win games
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>>5649794
Man, the lack of Crystal Ponies in the jousting part of the episode makes me wonder whether the jousting was intended to be for another episode. Although, what Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy were wearing felt like the episode they were in...
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>>5650491
I'm sure cock tastes just as bad
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>>5650493
hot
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>>5650493
I'm ashamed
But I want a link
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>>5650501
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>>5650493
unf
Link?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=j4j02VTiFQE#t=1880s

>Derpy in the bottom right corner
So much for not being in the episode
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>>5650509
Suck on your thumb

that's a cock
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>>5650513
http://milkmare-of-trottingham.tumblr.com/
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>>5650352
good question

further question is where did smile go? There should be new .gifs all over the place
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>>5650493
link now
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>>5650509

Not really. It can be pretty nice actually
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>>5650497

The trance is so deep they don't even remember getting penetrated. It's a big surprise when they miss their period
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>>5650518
How'd you like the premiere, Aspirant?
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>>5650367
Its Hades Internet Defence Force

IF you couldn't figure it out, you need to lurk moar. Damn Underworld apologist.
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>>5650509
Honestly, no. I mean the uh.. 'Results' can be questionable, but the dick itself is just... Well.. Neutral. No godawful secretions or lack of cleaning and such.

Lick the back of your hand. Same thing.
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>>5650528
>...what will you do next?

...

>rape
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>>5650549
Oh.
...how does having the story straight count as it being a defense force?
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has some....w-wheatie
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>>5650518
Crystal Rarity Exhibitionism

Yes I'm messing with you
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>>5650542
Semen and pre-cum taste like curdled cheese.

We all fags now. Thanks Lauren Faust.
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>>5650572
10/10
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>>5650522
Gee be slower
>>5650507
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>>5650476
maybe.

i forget.

i was kind of hoping celestia failed twilight to teach the audience about failure and how it isn't necessarily a bad thing.
that and the prepared/unprepared stuff kinda sucked
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>>5650572
That was fast.
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>>5650468
They lure victims/potential mates in by playing a haunting, crystal melody on their bodies

Tthe music helps wittle away the resistance of any particularly stubborn ponies
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>>5650545
Enjoyable overall. Rather liked the Pinkie bits especially.

An alright start to the season I'd say.

>>5650575
>
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>>5650518
Aspirant
What's up?

How di you like the premiere?
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>>5650530
He didn't .gif
Wanted to work on art
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>>5650543

>implying they aren't led to the crystal empire
>implying daily treatments keep them passive and mindless
>occasionally one gets homesick, but their escape attempts usually get foiled and they're just held down until the look at the beautiful light again
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>>5650572
Do you have a tumblr or something?
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Here OP. This episode was a silly face gold mine.
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>>5650572

Amazing.
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>>5650592

Gettin faster
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>>5650572
Oh god, she's so beautiful, so weak, so lovely. I haven't stopped thinking about her since the premiere of the teaser; I don't think I will stop for a long time.
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>>5650489
Is this when the hypnosis fetishists come out to play?
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>>5650616

Yeah, i'm Braeburned
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>>5650572

I would eat cereal with crystal pone.
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>suffered through being conquered and enslaved and then vanishing for 1000 years

let's sing a song about it and give them corn on the cob, that should cheer them up
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>>5650493
>Cutie mark not a bag of milk

Whats the point.
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>>5650605
That's actually a bit sadding to hear...
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>>5650636
Presumably there's a horsecock under the table
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>>5650623
Soon you'll be able to keep up with Dash.


In bed.
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>>5650572
>Crystal ponies
>Trying to pretend they weren't enslaved like the little bitches they are
>Have to be tricked into activating some device they didn't even know about
>About as observant and willful as a bag of moist bricks
>Everyone think that the crystal ponies should think higher of themselves

Man niggas got exactly what they deserved, letting The Man oppress them like that
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Are you guys forgetting this? It has 312 in its name, which, when compared to the images from the season finale, tagged with 313, imply that this is from the 12th episode in the season. Don't worry, we'll be going back to the Crystal Empire before the season ends.
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>>5650636
Whoa
It didn't even occur to me
Seeing as there weren't any dicks

Neat
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>>5650611
>some entranced ponies are sent back to their homes with implanted suggestions
>these ponies act as bait to lure others/seize them and force them to look
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>>5650619
Rarity you are fucking great
Continue to be best pony
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>>5650625
I see I have material to work with now.

Yes....

Soon...
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>>5650650
Plenty of others made .gif
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>>5650589

From what it sounds like, Twilight technically failed whatever task Celestia gave her, but she passed her anyways because she demonstrated a willingness to set aside her objective for the good of the kingdom.
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>>5650671
...Hm. Neat.
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>>5650671
>How did you enjoy your first trip to the Crystal Empire?
>first
We knew
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>>5650671
And the ones with abandoned Ponyville and Trixie with the necklace were tagged as the last episode.
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>>5650686
>WheatiesQuest
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>>5650650
We get by
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I don't think sticking your dick inside a vag made out of crystal is safe. No cushy hugs are possible either. Crystal ponies confirmed for worst sex ponies.
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>>5650650
>tfw no rumble
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>>5650666
>Not keeping up with Nanaki
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>>5650671
Aw for what reason?

>Twily! Cadance is having a baby!
>ohmgoshohmigoshohmigoshohmioghs shining thats super grea-
>I need you to help me find who did it and bring him to justice
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>>5650674

Sorry bout that
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>>5650686
Do it.
Please.
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>>5650667
>Trying to pretend they weren't enslaved like the little bitches they are
They knew; why do you think they didn't want to remember the time Sombra was in power?

>Have to be tricked into activating some device they didn't even know about
If they didn't know about it, why did they know about it when Twilight said 'hey look what we have' and they were all 'oh shit, you found it!'

>About as observant and willful as a bag of moist bricks
Based on what? They were cursed. When that ended, they were just like any other pony.
>>
Why didn't I move out sooner? This is fucking great. Parties all the time, no one telling me what to do, and I've been stoned since I moved in three days ago.

LIVING THE DREAM
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>>5650638

Seems like there was a timeskip on their end.
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>>5650716
You must not have met tobasco pone yet.
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>>5650706
So Sombre might be returning
And since they already give him a backstory they can concentrate only on him
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>>5650710
I'd play it
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>>5650710
Oh please, I don't have nearly the time for that.

But some feels here and there, definitely doable.
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>>5650626
The crystal ponies have ushered in a new age of fetish
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>>5650742
>implying you "play" a waifu quest
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>>5650666
>>5650666
>>5650666
>>5650666
>>5650666
>>5650666
>>5650666
>>5650666
>>5650666
>>5650666
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>>5650686
Hey Aspirant not to be a bother but did you think about the Twirity thing?
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>>5650720
Ten seconds is optimistic in his case, I take it?
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>>5650710
I'd participate. I know I'll never get close enough to her; I suppose that this is the closest thing I'll manage.
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>its like i don't even know how to paint anymore

abloo bloo bloo WIP
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>>5650433
Oh man please do.

I'd be really thankful if you did!
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>>5650730
And were still ready to roll over for him to use their bellies as a victory carpet on the way back to the throne until the McGuffin came back into view.

Crystal ponies are bitches, man.
>>
Second call for GloomQuest. Only Chester and Auvergne have reported to the sub.
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>>5650710

>It's another boring day, what do you do

>A: Nothing
>B: Mope
>C: Be sad
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I wonder what was Meghan's reaction to this general consensus of meh episodes from all the corners of the fandom and the massive disappointement over King Sombra.

She has only been responding to positive comments on her twitter
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>>5650771
Working on one right now
This shit is hard. Maybe mew or apple would be better help

You can repay me with bux
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>>5650763
I did, but I'm thinking I'll have to turn it down. Gotta finish that FS arc for the VN and decide if I'm doing this short Kiddie "Quest" thing, and I'm trying to step away from the porn writing as well.

Sorry man.
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>>5650626
hypnosis?
she's just showing you that you mean more to her than just some tool to be used for her own gain
she wants to help you find your own happiness like she found hers
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So how many times have you watched the premiere by now MLPG?

Working on my fifth time right now.
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>>5650770

oh gosh thats cute
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>>5650774
And the other ponies did such a good job fighting back Nightmare Moon.
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>>5650791
But she is my happiness
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>>5650787
Oh no problem.
I understand

But at least could you do something cute just with Twirity?
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>>5650755
you know what I meant
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>>5650792

2. Probably 3 before the nights up.
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>>5650792
Twice. I'm probably going to watch it one last time before I go to bed, and then again in the morning, assuming I sleep decently tonight.
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>>5650811
and you are hers
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>>5650814
I'll put it on my list, though I can't guarantee I'll get to it.
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Spike has abandonment and dependency issues.

I'm almost getting a Shinji sort of vibe from him.
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GAK

GAK

GAK
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>>5650792
>>5650821
>>5650822
>how many times have you jerked it to sad blue crystal pony today
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>>5650792

Twice, once live, once 1080p to see if I can find Easter eggs or cute background stuff.
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>>5650785
>me
>knowing how to paint
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>>5650792
Once. I think you need an intervention, anon.
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>>5650800
Which adventuring party came to save them?

oh wait it was them
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>>5650839
That's more than enough for me.

Thank you
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>>5650780
He felt more like a timer than a threat. So the crystal kingdom gets colder and ponyville grows in population, big whoop.
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>>5650858
I thought I did until I started trying to explain how I paint.
Silly me
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>>5650845
none...
I was too busy falling for her
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>>5650845
0
I can't stop fapping to kidsune
please god kill me before I buy a larger dildo in a desperate attempt to one day make it to his level of ass-stretchiness
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>>5650712
I'll check the archive for .gifs then...
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>>5650811

Right, you want to make her happy. Prove how much you love her by letting her take control for a while. Just for one night. Just look into her eyes and let the pretty light fill your mind.
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>>5650872
If Sombre returns will you guys give im another chance?
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>>5650888
goddamn that video
goddamn it to hell
I'm so fucking jelous
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>>5650876
i think i may have used to but i forgotted

i haven't studied how in at least a year...probably need to work on it
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>>5650792
Twice.
Once live and another time so I could catch the parts I missed.
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>>5650845
I don't want to masturbate to her. She deserves better than that.
I just want to hold her in my arms.

and beat off my fellow waifuing faggots with a stick, she's mine, dammit
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>>5650888

ahahaa
what have we started

bad dragon thanks you for your recent purchase
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>>5650888
I think buying the larger dildo, when untrained, will do the job without anyone here having to lift a finger.
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>>5650893
Dude he like, exploded in a most radical manner.
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>>5650897
>>5650893

These two posts together made me laugh a lot
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>>5650785
>with bux

Can I pay you in pony instead?
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Anyway, I'm out for now. Glad to see the episode went over well. Shame I missed some of the discussion, but I'm sure I'll catch up later.

Have a nice night MLPG!

[1]
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>>5650918
it was totally gnarly, brah
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>>5650595
>a stallion gets surrounded by crystal mares
>he closes his eyes and covers his ears against the onslaught
>the mares sing sweetly of giving into temptation and loving the light
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>>5650914

Never buy a large dildo thinking that you'll "warm up to it" No one ever does. Get a small first or something, seriously. Theres no way i could hilt my medium chance without it.
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>>5650929
Okay but it has to be of this color. She is worth the most
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>>5650918
And his horn corrupted the land just by touching it and later regenerated
He could be like Cell
That or parts of his body corrupts ponies
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>>5650890
I giffed a few times, but having both episodes in one big file kind of makes it annoying to pick out individual moments

I can do a few more but I need to know when stuff is happening to find it
Timestamps for the combined rip are good enough
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>>5650918
He will be back in the tartarus arc
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>>5650940
those ponos are so lovable and huggable
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>>5650831
forever and ever and ever...
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>>5650859

Nonsense anon! You can never have too much pone!
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>>5650940
derpy's long lost family
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>>5650946
Dude, like, remember when Shining launched his wife into the air? That was pretty far out bruddah. Caddy caught serious air.
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>>5650872

I think they're running out of ideas.

>Banished goddess returns and wants to bring an eternal night

Shit son, you'd better stop her

>Imprisoned god of chaos breaks free and tears apart reality for his own amusement

Oh man, how we gonna stop that nigga.

>Succubus and her hive of shapeshifters invade

Okay, kind of cool

>Original Character (tm) Donut Steel tries to take over some podunk corner of Equestria after being trapped

Yeah, he's a dick, I guess.
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>>5650974
How is that remotely related to Derpy?
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>>5650893

I will if he says something other than CRYSSSSTALSSSSSSS
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>>5650950
I was >implying attempting something that big would kill him, anon.
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>>5650987

What about THAT'S MIIIIIIIINEEEE!!!
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>>5650843
Spike's just a little kid, with all the insecurities a little kid usually has.

Of course, he's a little kid being raised by Celestia and Twilight Sparkle. That's enough to make anyone neurotic.
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>>5650957
Ahaha yes! One of my favorite moments. Did NOT expect him to do that at all! Look at that form. He MUST have been practicing.
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>>5650980

You intentionally made all of the others sound better.

Imprisoned unicorn seeks to reclaim his lost throne after being banished for 1000 years.

At least give him a fair description anon.
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>>5650984
The lazy eyes?
I dunno, maybe I'm reaching here for a joke
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>>5650792
Once on livestream and another when I downloaded the HD rips. Third time will be tomorrow while eating breakfast.
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>>5650987
Fucking crystals
It's like a bad Final Fantasy story
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>>5650893
only if he has a personality this time
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>>5651011
>Lazy eyes
He's looking down and to the left
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>>5650953
It's settled then!

I will pay you in Panka!
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>>5651007
Cadence was totally in to it too
Lesser ponies might be a bit hesitant, but she was all "lets do this"
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>>5651037
NO
YOU KEEP THAT PANKA
PLEASE

Stop distracting me and give me like, 30-60 mins?
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>>5651057
Haha sure man, take your time!
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Hamburger Time Journal: Epilogue
MLPG Posts for 11-10-12: 11,105 (Compared to 7887 the day before)

New episode day. Haven't had one of those in a long time. Good to see everyone so excited about it all. And we're still here.

Personally, the episode felt underwhelming. I look forward to seeing what else this season has to offer, but I was let down overall by the episodes. Had some great parts and gags as usual, but... I just hope it isn't an indication of where the show is going.
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>>5650892
One night turns into a week. A week turns into a month. Time passes, and so does the memory of who you once were

Washed away in the light of her crystal smile
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>>5651042
>>5650957
There .gifs are very short and they loop so suddenly. It feels off
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>>5651064
Horsefucking levels are remaining steady.
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>>5651034
I can't help but see one to the left and one straight down.
Oh well, I feel foolish.
>>
Guys what if Sombre has a biggre role in all of this?
What if he returns and is great?

If that's true Meghan probably has to keep herself responding to twitters that criticize Sombre saying that he'll be back
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>>5651010

Point is, he's just not on the same level as the others. It's like going from killing Dagoth Ur to some powerful sorcerer who's not really any different from other people except he found an old book with all kinds of sweet magic in it.
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>>5651064

They look like >OCs
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>>5651064
MLPG is dead. Long live MLPG!
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>>5651086
If he returns I'll probably give the premiere another point or at least 0.5.
Fucking up the villain is one of the reasons it lost points but if that was the purpose then well that reason goes down.
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>>5651071
Pausing on the last frame gives it a weird feel too
I just cannot loop properly I guess
also, I kind of fucked the quality on this one and don't really feel like making it again
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>>5651090

Yeah I get your point. Hopefully he redeems himself eventually. I do think it'd be funny if Trixie actually turns out to be a better and more menacing villain the he was.
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>>5651113

FROM THE ASHES, A NEW BIRTH

Post some fucking phoenix pics because I don't have any
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>>5651064
WOOOOO LETH

I'M SO EXCITED
WE SHOULD ALL PARTY
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>>5651069
What I wouldn't give to forget my sins and replace them with all the happy memories I'd make with her!
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>>5651127
>implying Trixie will be a villain
Antagonist
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>>5651133
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>>5651086
only if he stops being so dark and edgy, I want a charismatic villain
>>
+Some great lines/scenes
+Candyass and Shining Surfer not that bad
+seeing another kingdom and shit was cool
+Xx360420WIFETOSSNOSCOPExX
+Spike
-Villian didn't do anything

7.5/10
would probably bang
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>>5651133
KANE LIVES

FOR THE BROTHERHOOD OF NOD
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>>5651133
this makes a good wallpepper
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>>5651141
>WEH?
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>>5650792
Just watched it for the first time.

Despite (or perhaps because of) my really low expectations going in, I thought it was pretty good, probably better than the wedding episodes. The songs were OK (better than BBBFF or Love in Bloom, not as good as the Aria), it was good to see more character interaction between the main six (especially the Squigglekicker and TwiSpike), and Cadence/SilverSurfer weren't as annoying at all as they were before. Somber was a crappy villain, but so was every other besides Discord. And it was nice to see something other than the Elements get used to solve the problem, hopefully they'll keep it up.
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>>5651153
Seeing what she does to Ponyville she's going pretty deep into villain category
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>>5651153
Did you see the preview of Ponyville under Trixie's rule?
She just might go full villain
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>>5651141
thats your answer to everything panka
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>>5651153
Tortoise
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>>5650970
no, that's not what I meant...
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>>5651172
Link further
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>>5651164
WHAT THE FUCK IS WEH
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>>5651169
I fucking love all the Twirity at the end

Oh and all the ocasional fighting between Twirityfags and Squigglekickerfags after the episode
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>>5651127

>Trixie slowly becomes more menacing and outright mean throughout the episode
>first her eyes stay green, then her coat darkens
>Sombra isn't a person, but a title. The horn is the real villain, with it's corrupting influence that has taken pony after pony through the ages.

I know, I'll just kill myself right now
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>>5651196

http://www.weh.us/
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>>5651064

Anyone got a completed hamburger time pic?
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>>5651215
http://www.ascii-middle-finger.com/
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>>5651233
http://scootaloo.com/
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>>5651233

http://www.sealswcc.com/seal-default.aspx
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>>5651214
>shitty animu plot
Show dropped
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>>5651214
>Sombra isn't a person, but a title
That would actually be interesting
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>>5651246
why is she so cute like a little boy
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>>5651214

Very interesting.

But stupid
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>>5651214

>THERE MUST ALWAYS BE A SOMBRA KING
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>>5651263
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>>5651246
Holy cow this website has everything I've ever wanted in a pony
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>>5651263
I... fucking can't...
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>>5651172
Did she turn AJ and Rarity into little fillies? Was that her doing or something? I know I saw them as little pones in the previews

Speaking of, where's a link to that. They shoved like 4 different upcoming clips in there
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>>5651263

piss pls go
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>>5651286
>Tripcode doesn't have weh in it
reported
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>>5651186
But it's what you WANTED
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I can't give a big enough shit to watch the whole two episodes, can some one give me the TL;DR version?
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>>5651306

>he doesnt want to watch pony

>>>>>>>/ponychan/
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>>5651290
Yeah, and behind those fillies were two statues of guess who
I'LL TELL YOU
IT WAS TRIXIE
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>>5651306
ponies
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>>5651306
brony pls
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>>5651306
Dash betrays everyone for a shot of popularity and AJ helps her out by lying to the gang to cover until the time is right
At the end they abscond with all the crystals and there's sloppy Appledash makeouts just before the credits roll
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>>5651284
almost everything

it doesn't have my dick
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>>5651290
Twilight turns them into fillies but I say it's just for a few seconds

Behind Rarity and Twilight there those two Trixie statues so it's probably in the second half.
I think it will be during the rematch with Trixie and she uses Rarity and AJ as test subjects to show her magic powers
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>>5651064
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>>5651306

Out of all the shit opinions, all the flaming, and all the porn. This post is the single worst post of the day. Kindly leave the general or come out and say you were kidding.
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>>5651340

Someone should post the leaked backgrounds. The sky in the ruins backgrounds and the new leaked Trixie dominated one seem like they're from the same episode.
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>>5651306
Rarity and Rainbow Dash get married
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>The Princess was named after Cadince, the daughter of executive producer Stephen Davis.

truly this company has no soul

at least Renzetti leaving this show gave me Gravity Falls
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>>5651359
This post is pretty much it.

If nothing else, MLPG prides itself on having the membership of discerning gentlemen who will watch cartoons in full before passing judgment.
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>>5651306
the ponies have to save the crystal empire
they do
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>>5651314
>>5651325
>>5651326
To put this more clearly: I watched the 8 minute preview and skimmed through the episode because I just can't watch 45 minutes of the show straight
>>5651332
>>5651384
I'm not that stupid
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>>5651295
I'm guessing the trip was something like #WEH##WEH
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>>5651306

>he doesn't even watch the show
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>>5651214

>Trixie becomes gradually more sympathetic as the episode goes on, with a sabotaged magic show finally making her break down into tears as she realizes that nothing she can do, not even tap into Hatefear, will ever make ponies like her

>Twilight, in her exile from Ponyville, becomes consumed by her grudge against Trixie, giving in to the Hatefear

>When Twilight returns to Ponyville, the tables have turned, and Twi's friends are forced to fight her in order to protect Trixie from Crazy!Hatefear!Twilight
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>>5651399
>>>/ponychan/
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>>5651306
GET THE FUCK OUT
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>>5651399

Then watch it, oh I dunno, in parts, dingus.
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>>5651399
>He can't marathon pony

Truly the cancer that is killing mlpg
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>>5651417
that sounds awful
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>>5651340
Trixie had better get her ass beat or have some sort of cheaters jewel that quintuples her power. The entire point of her character was a show off with no real power behind what she's spouting. That she's actually a semblance of a threat and able to win a magic duel over twilight...I hate everything about the synopsis.

I guess we'll just have to wait and see.
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>>5651396
And speaking of watching cartoons before passing judgement, I suppose LPS was not as abysmal as I expected it to be, but not all that good either. Alright for the target audience, but I'll just stick to pone, AT and gravity falls for now.
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>>5651441
bodyswap fic where
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Oh my.
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>>5651381
Man the comercials were great tough
>Sweetie using magic
>REAL FUCKING HORSES THE FUCK
>Trixieville
>Age regression
I'm hyped as fuck
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>>5651459

>anthro
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>>5651417

Maybe Trixie slowly losing control, but not the angryTwi part.
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>>5651399
>>5651306
I have never posted this with more belief behind it
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>>5651461
>sweetie using magic
AAAAA
I MISSED THIS SHIT
HELP
LINK
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>>5651306
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>>5651381
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>>5651461
>>Sweetie using magic
whoawhoawhoa anon now I HAVE to see this commercial again please, everything happened real fast this morning.
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HAHAHAHA I WISH I COULD SEE IMAGES
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I hate how much the hub are leaking nowadays
That Pinkie G3 gag being spoilt was over the line
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>>5651505
>>5651498
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=vONPbjUjc-A

Look closely at her horn before the scene changes
It lights up with a light green aura
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>>5651505
its only for an instant, i wouldnt have even noticed if someone hadnt posted a cap showing her horn glowing
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>>5651381
Sky in the ruins?
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After Season 3 Episode 1, we're never again going to see ponies looking noided as fuck.

It's all gonna be happy ponies from here on out.
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>>5651417
trixie having a nervous breakdown isn't bad
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>>5651528
yeah I think I'm just gonna skip the adbreaks from now on and let MLPG spoil me instead because ya'll niggers
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>>5651537
Oh here have this
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>>5651554
>my new oneshot waifu will never appear again
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Would you blaze it with crystal pone?
What if she told you it was good?
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>>5651500
show ruined
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>>5651579

S-shut up!

Wheaties-chan will return in the finale. Y-you'll see.
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>>5651572
M-maybe there'll be an episode where the CMC learn their respective genetic traits. Scootaloo starts to fly a little, Sweetie does magic and Applebloom...uh
She...grows apples?
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>>5651554
>mfw noided ponies
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>>5651572
OH YES
YES
SWEETIE YES
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>>5651584

I'll ruin you mother fucker.
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>>5651500
Trixie, As bad as hitler
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>>5651579
Well, at least there is probably going to be a good deal of fanart for Wheaties.
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>>5651582
>You will never refract the sun through a crystal pony to light your bowl
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>>5651572
>"Anon! Anon! Look! I did it! I used magic!"
>you will never rub her head and tell her you're very proud of her
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>>5651606

Applebloom works on her apple metaphors.
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>>5651635
I'd rather rub her penis
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>>5651582
fuck yeah I would
would there be high cuddles afterwards?
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>>5651655
No she'd call you a faggot and tell you to keep blazing it
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>>5651607
Aw shit, I'm feeling it.
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What if Trixie is tsun towards Fluttershy and Pinkie, seeing as they didn't contest her?

Or at least they play her on and tell her that they like her to find a way to get Twily back
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>>5651537
>>5651542
>>5651572
Oh gosh she magicked a little! That's adorable.

Also side thing, do the CMC look a little, i dunno, taller next to AJ or is it just me? Anyone one have a pic of littleapple standing next to her sister?
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>>5651610
How much would you pay for a Hysterical Literature session with Andrea Libman
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>>5651669
>Smoke out of a crystal pony bong
>You're high as fuck and just want to cuddle but she keeps trying blow smoke down your throat
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Can someone tell me what band dooks is playing?
I'm too beta to ask
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>>5651689
No.
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how do you enjoy things again mlpg
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>>5651689
Man, if only Fluttershy wasn't a massive piece of shit, then she might actually be useful.
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>don't play the game yesterday since episode day
>don't want to play it either because gameloft live not working
>well that with the game I gues
>been playing it again for 3 hours
HELP ME
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>>5651695
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>>5651714
NASTY
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>>5651714

>invisible colt
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>>5651728
R34 PICS
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>>5651695

>character development

The show really is winding down. Rejoice, for soon the end shall be upon us.
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>Derpibooru right now
fuck bronies
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>>5651706
erase your savegame and start all over again
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LOL WHY DONT YOU SMOKE WEED ITS GOOD
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>>5651742

What makes you say that?
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>>5651748

le epic gak meme xD
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>>5651500
>Take over Ponyville
>Commission statues of myself in my honor
>I am good el Presidente
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>>5651720

I am in the same boat anon. I don't want to play since the pones seem broken and will not move around.

Yet I cannot stop. It has a power all its own, a malignant will that cannot be defied
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>>5651749
>Implying I am deleting my Legend of Grimrock save
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>>5651714
>>5651724
Hmm, I dunno, the ears are throwing me off. Probably the same size.
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>>5651742
Except for what Ingrams and Anderson said
And that animator from S1 one said
We're getting a S4 bro
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>>5651736
PLEASE
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Erf, it's coming along I guess, but it's far from done.
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Oh sister, don't be afraid of me
I won't be nailing you down in the nursery
Just like the rest of them did
With those watery, wandering fingers that slipped
That were supposed to be glorious and fine

Oh sister, won't you believe in me
I only wanted to be hard on the family
Here with you now in this silly infirmary
Your mother makes frantic and drunk calls
From Germany all of the time

Oh sister, sweet brown and beulahery
And milk from your blisters on your grandmother's jewelry
There in the parlor all naked in front of me
Watching the lights from the cracks
Making archery animal designs

Rose Wallace Goldaline just moves her mouth over anything
Fleshy free and flowering with oranges out in the open
But don't you waste your sins again
She don't need you or won't fuck your friends
And you, you're American, so important boiling over
To prove that she must still exist
She moves herself about her fist
And never ever gave a shit
About all those words you're wasting again
Some pretty bright and bubbly wondrous dream
You'd like to kill and claim
And claim her as your own
But don't you worry
All those dainty and dirty emotions
Just go away and fade out on their own
Sister, now that we're grieving
Our fingers will falter
Our lungs will be leaking
All over each other and without even speaking
We'll know that it's over and smile and go greeting
Whatever comes next
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>>5651748
Why
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>>5651784
Seeing as how they are only 13 episodes, more like S3.5.

And just like DnD, mages will be OP.
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>>5651704
Uhh, I was playing Dillon Francis, KOAN Sound and Kill The Noise if that helps!
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>>5651762
I don't get it. I was late for the party, what IS gak?
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>>5651772
It's not even funny
I played game exactly like this before and hated them.
But I love this one...oh god it's like the want it need it spell but somewhat weaker
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Hey guys, play this.

It's like if Mass Effect wasn't shit.
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So what's going on ITT
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>>5651811
Sorry Jeff, but now isn't the time for that.
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>>5651827
IT'S GAK GAK GAK
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>>5651818
>she studied gravtiy spells
>spells that reverse gravity can just be studiied from a fucking book
FUCKING UNICORNS

Good thing the spell needs to be channeled or else it would have been way overpowered
>make enemies fall in space
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>>5651837
>I'M NOT PINKIE! HUA HU HU HA HA HA!
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>>5651755

dad im only 6
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>>5651827

Watch the episode WITH commercials.
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>>5651832
i loved that game
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The fuck is Gak?
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>>5651827

Some Gak commercial (Nickelodeon silly putty knockoff) kept airing during the season premier and people have already made it a "thing" and won't shut up about it.
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>>5651865
I like to think it was localized, as in only Her and Spike were affected. The whole scene was just a perspective shift.
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>>5651888

>>5651852
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This picture made me smile
It reminds me of how I feel when a show for little girls doesn't always suck
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>>5651540
He's how I predict the episode will go.
Trixie waddles in, challenges Twilight to a duel. Running gag is that Twilight doesn't remember Trixie at all.
Trixie's cape is concealing the necklace. She uses its power to beat Twilight and banish her.
She hosts this big celebration with all these banners and statues and things but only she seems to be enjoying it.
Twilight tries finding ways to thwart Trixie, including turning her friends to babies for some reason. Fails every time.
Twilight becomes revenge-obsessed while her friends find out about the necklace.
Trixie fashioned it out of a horn she found in northern Equestria, but now its dark powers prevent her from taking it off.
She was just lonely and wanted friends or some shit.
Twi comes back, pissed and ready to kick ass. Friends try to stop her. Big magic fight.
Shenanigans.
Ends with Twi and Trixie destroying the necklace together and becoming close friends.
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The Crystal library had statues of griffins flanking the doors. Has anybody brought up the possibility of crystal griffins yet?
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>>5651827
They aired at least one Gak commercial every break, usually two, once four different ones back to back. They all had the same 'GAK GAK GAK' background 'music'
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>>5651818
Not in MLPDND

Is Tsvetkov around? Auvergne, Chester, Gaeton and Klandin are in, so Gloom is going to run.
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>>5651902
I don't even think it affected spike
I think he was just holding on
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>>5651825
But they all have so much stuff. I just want to listen to some of them again

Sorry
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>>5651902
I know
It seems to affect on;y a target but again
>cast it on an enemy
>he falls and fals and falls towards the sky
>stop channeling it
>splat goes the enemy
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>>5651872

BLAZE 420 DO IT FAGET
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>>5651929
>Big magic fight
Not going to happend.
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>>5651935
Good call.
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>>5651865
in its about time she learned a time travel spell by quickly reading it
wizards are broken, pls nerf
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>>5651920
What's your opinion on Littlest Pet Shop?
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>>5650686
Are you going to finish up Luna quest, or do you have a bad taste with that one?
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>>5651929
>Ends with Twi and Trixie destroying the necklace together and becoming close friends.

Pfft. Boring end. I want her to blast off like Team Rocket
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>>5651950
It's only a self cast ability
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>>5651930
Yeah we talked about it briefly earlier
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>>5651950
Reminds me of that one temple in Majora's Mask.

>>5651962
Makes you wonder what other spellbooks they have lying around. And why we haven't seen other mage ponies.
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>>5651935
The question is, is he hanging on because he might fall due to gravity, or because Twilight is skiing at sanic speeds?
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>>5651930
>Griffons
>literacy
Don't make me laugh
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>>5651997
wat
DYEWTS
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>>5651969
It was awful actually. Literally everything was generic TOO girly, down to the music
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>>5651997
>Lions
>literacy
Don't make me laugh
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>>5651976
Write Twily raping her again.
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>>5651976
But Sombra already sorta did that
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>>5651993
There's probably only a handful of mages at that level at any one time

There's no real danger in keeping spells like that around when no one but the few people you probably know about from your academic circles and such are even capable of using them
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>>5652024
no he needs to work on the bodyswap fic
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>>5651888

it's only the hottest buzzword on everyponies lips! :DD

do u even reddit? xD
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>>5651962
Okay she's the element of magic
She learned the dark magic Celestia used just by watching it
I don't mind
There's a reason

But if books and scrolls like that exist what stops a unicorn training a few years to learn those spells?

Okay besides lazyness because let's be honest all the Unicorns we've seen so far are either stuck up snobs or you know common people

Do you think that those few Unicorns from the first episode of the pilot were also at the magic school?
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>>5651929

>Trixie ever becoming friends with the main cast.

Seth pls go.
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>>5652018

Just like MLP
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>>5651993

That was answered really early. Twi can do this shit because her super special talent IS magic. Where other unicorns like Rarity just use magic to do what their talent happens to be.
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>>5651976
>Trixie episode every season
I'd like this
Imagine how many fics we'd get
Hint hint
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>>5652044
Magical ability is something you need to practice? The wings spell exhausted Twilight in SRB.
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>Twilight returns and vows to defeat Trixie with the Magic of Friendship
>the Elements are gathered once again and they fire
>...but nothing happened!
>Trixie is armed with the Magic of Friendship, too[/spoiler
>Sombra is the only friend she's ever had
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>>5651888
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iDALjY4QnY
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>>5652040

/v/ please
please
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>>5651540
clearly twilight needs to destroy dark aether and phaaze to get rid of sombra
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>>5652044
>dark magic Celestia used
That was an illusion
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>>5652024
If little Twily ever conciveably DOES go full alicorn, well, shit, she'd probably be physically stronger as well as magically
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>>5652063
I would be her friend
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>>5651929
Everyone's been expecting a redemption angle for Trixie for so long, I think it'll be interesting of DHX plays it straight and paints her as a pure villain who needs to be slapped around.
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>>5652061
Well she said it was a hard spell and she only just read it and nothing more

But maybe?
I like to think it's like drawing
Some people like Twilight master it faster because >Talent and a lot of practice
The othere Uniconrs have to spend years training and even then they still need to work a lot to become great
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>>5652086
Shut up.
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>>5651441
>Gem that quintuples her power

You can multiply whatever you want by zero it's still gonna be zero.
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>>5652086
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>>5652052
At least MLP sometimes challenges those stereotypes and actually has adventure episodes, fights and the like. That LPS was just...uuuuh. I stopped watched when the two girl antagonists were introduced
>omg she didnt want to go to the mall with us
>actually saying "omg" as an acronym
PLEASE
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>>5652090
I'd like that.
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>>5652087
I think Twilight will go Alicorn as the mane six went crystal ponies
Just temporarily to defeat Sombre at the end if he returns/ the new big bad
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>>5651976

LOOKS LIKE THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE IS BLASTING OFF AGAAAAAAAAAAAIIIINNNNN
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>>5652063
Not
>HAHA, I have the element of friendship too
>They zap her
>She's ded

>Sad thing how Trixie doesn't have any friends at all
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>>5652097
>>5652107
>implying Celestia is capable of casting dark magic
Illusion, simple as
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>>5652127
She's got Sethisto
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>>5652142
Nope, if it was just an illusion Twilight wouldn't have been able to mimic it to strike the throne and open the secret passage.
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>>5652142
>>>/ponychan/
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>>5652103
Well yeah, the point is that she still trumps Twilight and she gets kicked out of town. There's no way Trixie went and studied magic to get better, heck, even if she did its obvious her talent isnt powerful magic, just flashy magic. Hence the gem idea and those necklace pics.

She's still shit at it.

Twilight should come back to town riding the Ursa Major.
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Anyone have that (I think GG) comic of Twilight trying to turn Trixie into a worthwhile character?
the punchline is that even Twilight's magic was not strong enough
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>>5652095
>Magic is like drawing
Goddamn fucking magic fags doing porn magic all day
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>>5652142
haha what are you? magic mito?
get out
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>>5652170
pfff
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>>5651939
iirc, the setlist was:
Two Fingers - Vengeance Rhythm (KOAN Sound Remix)
Halo 4 - Green and Blue (KOAN Sound Remix)
Luke Million - Arnold
Kill The Noise ft Feed Me - Thumbs Up
Dillon Francis - Bootleg Fireworks
Mord Fustang - Champloo
Feed Me ft Kill The Noise - Muscle Rollers
Feed Me - One Click Headshot
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>>5652142
twilight could cast dark magic, so i would imagine celestia could too
also if it was only an illusion then how did twily learn to cast the real thing
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>>5652170
>Implying you wouldn't do that all day erry day if you could
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>>5652087
There's no chance in hell it's "conceivable" as opposed to "fucking guaranteed" unless the FiM crew and Hasbro have been just trolling the shit out of us the last couple months. Way too much heavy foreshadowing/leaks/hints.
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>>5652170
If only drawing were like magic and we could have all our fetishes made real
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>>5652044

Maybe it's because pones are sane, peaceful beings. It's like getting a gun and being instantly possessed to go on a murdering spree. You have a powerful tool at your disposal but not really able to do much damage unless you trained with it on a professional level and even then things might not go as well as you'd think.
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>>5652142
See >>5652161

Your idea just isn't supported with what actually happened.
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>>5652168
I prefer the one where she becomes best Char.
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>>5652165
I'd love to imagine that there is actually a guy who come here and sometimes his posts are alright, but he's not very smart so sometimes he kind of shit posts.
And then when people redirect him to other boards like this he hangs his head in shame and actually goes there for a few hours.
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>>5652170
if there's one thing about magic i cant stand, its the porn
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>>5652207
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>>5652215
Fuck the porn I'm sick of all magicfags being depressive fucks
NO YOUR FUTA SPELL IS GOOD ENOUGH
STOP COMPARING YOURSELF WITH HIGHER LEVEL MAGICFAGS

I MEAN FUCK IS MAGIC SOME KIND OF DEPRESSION PILL?
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>>5652142
Why couldn't Celestia cast dark magic?
Its just magic, same as any other. Less useful for the kinds of things that she would want to do, so she doesn't use it much, but its still good to know.


What I'm curious about is that Twilight picked up the dark magic she used to create those crystals, but not the gold magic she used to destroy them.
That would have been useful to have.

I wonder if it is just that she didn't happen to learn it, or that it was some kind of solar beings only thing.

it seems like bad form to learn one kind of magic, but not its counter.
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>>5652247
again with your pancakes
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Would you play cards with a filly non-sexually?

Which filly?
Which card game?
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>>5652107
>My Little Pony: Friendship is an Illusion
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>>5652247
Sometimes I feel like I'm the only guy who didn't take levels in Futamancy
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>>5652258
Probably it's a more advanced spell
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>>5652269
My first instinct would just to play either something like Go Fish or Poker with them, but that's boring.

I would teach them Black Jack and be their dealer as we play for cookies.
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>>5652258
Celestia's destruction magic was an actual spell; the Dark magic was just channeling your anger and frustration through your horn. They didn't use any actual spells, just pumped energy with negative emotion.
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>>5652185
>Luke Million - Arnold
DOWN
UP
DOWN
UP
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>>5652284
Shut up and Workonyourmagic.jpg
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>>5652269

Scootaloo

BS

When we both went to slap on the cards, I just let my hand linger just a bit longer than necessary
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>>5652269
Strip Poker
So I can dress her up
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>>5652284
Nah, it's just the futafags like to jam their fetish into the discussion whether it's appropriate or not
I don't understand why you wouldn't just spec into normal transformatives when there's so much more variety that can be had
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Why do they do a recap of the episode if they air back to back?

They did the same for the wedding episodes and even the reruns are back to back.

If they think that little girls have such a short memory then why bother with the recap?

Is not like they are going to remember more than pretty colors and shiny things.

Or i guess is just to consume time and save more money.
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>Sweetie Belle probably in the next episode
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>>5652304
>Emotions for Dark magic
I didn't see Twilight showing any sort of anger when she did, nor Celestia.
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>>5652269
Go back to faunts
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>>5652335
That
Is actually a good point. Probably just lower production costs to not have o make another minute of actual episode.
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>>5652335
They are meant to be aired out of order. Remember the X-Men cartoon on FoxKids?
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>>5652349
Oh yeah what are the next few episodes?
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>>5652335
Maybe because some people will watch it separate?
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>>5652370
Have they ever actually aired any of the previous 2 parters not together?
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>>5652335
They probably aren't always going to air back to back, and they would need a recap if there is time separating them.
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>>5652372
next one is Bring on The Pinkies
>>
SMOKE
WEED
ERRY
DAY
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Just to clarify: dark magic is represented by green sclera with purple trails, and the unicorn's magic turns from its regular color to black with green and violet clouds.
Illusion spells use the pony's regular color magic.
A pony well-versed in different forms of magic could potentially know some evil magic, not for the sake of use but to understand and defend against it (defense against the dark arts).
In MLP it doesn't look like black magic corrupts ponies, Sombra was just evil to start with.
So yeah, Twilight used some dark magic, get over it.
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>>5652335
Because they were made to be aired apart
but >lol Hasbro
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>>5652380
S1E1+2 I think
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>>5652300
I remember as a kid my friends and I played blackjack for candy all the time.
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>>5652372
I've got no idea, but Sweetie Belle was shown in that "next week" preview thing.
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>>5652372
next is panka clones, then bully ep, then magic fight
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>>5652372

Pinkie clones
Trixie Returning
Scootaloo having nightmares
Dash meets her twin (do not steal)

And something else I'm forgetting
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>>5652335
Because of the off-chance that the episodes may be viewed out of order or not back-to-back, the recap is necessary.

The show also doesn't have an arching story beside the two parters, so there's that.
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>>5652389
LAY OFF I WOULD IF I WERE HAPPY WITH MY JOB AND DIDN'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT DRUG TESTING FOR WHATEVER JOB I END UP APPLYING FOR ELSEWHERE
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>>5652406
But the same commercial had the Trixie episode
I think it will be later
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>>5652358
Here's a faunts pic, kind anon!
>>5652406
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>>5652398

Good. Dark magic is best when it's just another flavor that tends to lend itself towards raw strength.
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any greentext get capped today?
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>>5652389
Can't wait for the feds to turn down those laws.
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>>5652415
apple bully between panka clones and trixie
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>>5652415
this season is going to be so hype
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>>5652334
It's mostly the prevalence I can't stand. I don't begrudge them for being so focused on transformations (I like ridiculously huge breasts, myself).

Anthro polymorphs, though, that's an ethical quandary.
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>>5652418
Oh yeah, there's Ticket Master, Suited for Success and Grand Galloping gala, but those three episodes are made so that you don't lose anything important if you don't see 'em all.
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>>5652335
It's more for when they start syndicating the show on other networks possibly, or their own. Since it's only on these special airing dates that they have the time to play both of them back-to-back, they need a way to recap the plot when they're played a day or a week apart.
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>>5652406
i think that was showing stuff from several episodes, that particular clip was probably from apple bully
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>>5652426
You're probably right. I haven't even really read up on what'll happen this season anyway. Hopefully she'll have a big role in at least one of the episodes.
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>>5652415
>Scootaloo having nightmares

Sleepless in Poneville confirmed for Scootaloo huh?

That sounds neat...I wonder why she'd be having bad dreams...
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>>5652370

Yes the point of having an episodic show is that you can air the episodes in any order.
But the thing is that these 2 parters actually have a story and you can't air them in any order.
Also, they are airing the reruns back to back anyways.
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>>5652481
Scary campfire stories
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so now that the old clopsort is de-facto ded, what's everyone using now?
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>>5652481
Scary camp stories
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>>5652487
Fimfiction

>>5652481
Synopsis says >>5652486 >>5652495
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>>5652487
javjunkies.com/main/tag/rape/
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>>5652481
Scary camp stories, possibly Lovecraft ones.
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>>5652481
>DT: Hey, I've got a creepy story for you.
>Scoots: ?
>DT: You're adopted
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>>5652481

Campfire stories.

She really is a chicken.
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>>5652207
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>>5652516
xdddddddddddddd
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>>5652520
this fucking guy...
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>>5652524
Wouldn't Sombra be more powerfull?
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Don't suppose anyone notified Archive or any of the FiMchan staff that it's overrun with niggers?
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>>5652481

>Scootaloo has a nightmare where her parents burn to death inside their house
>she wakes up on the clubhouse floor, and realizes that it really did happen.
>Cries herself back to sleep.
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>>5652486
>>5652495
>>5652516
>>5652520

Welp I should bookmark this synopses website if it tells so many details I miss. I feel silly for asking now
Maybe they ARE really scary little filly wise
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>>5652516
I thought she was homeless.
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crystal rarity
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>campfire stories
Think we'll get some neat folklore?
the headless horse again?
Maybe a pony version of bloody mary?

Shit, I don't remember any of those scary stories from when I was a kid
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>>5652520
The only appropriate way of calling Scootaloo a chicken in the show right there?
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>>5652560
Ahahah
YES
YES
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MLPG, you're one dynamite gal
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>>5652553
EQD usually has links to stuff like that at the top of their page. Or wherever else people go. news is news.
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>>5652558
She's just family and home impaired you fucking cisgendred ableist scum
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>>5652576
>PTSD.gif
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>>5652560
>filename
is that real?
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>>5652576
Do we give you the honeyglows?
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>>5652563
The Exorcist.
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>New pony show
>Weezer concert
>Now MLPG, old anime, and tomato juice
Today was a good day
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>>5652563
That could be pretty cute, looking forward to that one.
Just being Scootaloo centric episode alone makes me excited.
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>>5652573
>>5652590
yea i'm just making a mini flash. using the lines from when hes talking about the butt stallion and then rolls out crystal rarity.
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>waifu the hell out of wheatpone as soon as she appears
>everyone else did too
Maaan and here I was hoping I was jumping on something original for once
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>>5652597
>tomato juice
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>>5652580
Puting EQd to only show the News tags makes it a somewhat good site
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>>5652560
This is the only appropriate image I have for you
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>>5652597
>stay up to watch pony
>sleep until 6PM
>get up and eat steak
it really was
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>>5652609
Now it needs a follow up comic of Celestia quickly painting the glass before Spike returns
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>>5652610
Stop being such a child, jim posting anon.
Veggie juice is delicious.
>>5652607
She has like, one line.
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LK pls
Are you still banned?
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>>5652607
I waifued her first get away from her
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>>5652604
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>>5652636
Tomato juice is fucking great
A bit of salt and paper makes it better
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>>5652636
Scratch had less, and people still waifu her religiously.
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>>5652636
And? She's adorabable
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>>5652645
I waifu'd her before it was cool
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>>5652656
Thats exactly what I did
Also vodka
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>>5652636
>>5652656
Veggie and fruit juices sure are! Except tomato you tasteless butts.

>>5652659
That's because she clearly loves dubstep and various other edm genres just like me and Skrillex!
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What are you drinking tonight MLPG?

pic related
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>>5652636
>waifuing someone with one line
That NEVER happens!
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>>5652682
>Like skrillex
I leled
But you are wrong about tomato juice.
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>>5652659
And a lot of them bitched when she didn't have red eyes and created retarded headcanons to explain it, just ignored canon or wanted to petition Hasbro because as they said Hasbro HAS to listen to it's fans
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>>5652701
>0 lines
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>>5652607
>Wheaties practices her winking
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check my singles
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>>5652687
>Absolut

I'm swedish and even I don't drink that shit. Standard Russian is where it's at when it comes to vodka.

Well, at least if you're going to do shots.
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>>5652722
Can we get a female anon to give marker a voice?
Just for the hell of it, not seriously.
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>>5652737
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>>5652356
Frustration.
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>>5652715
Those fucking EQD comments man. Oh god I hadn't laughed so much in a long time
>Magneta eyes glow red in low level light
Oh god I still remeber all that shit
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>>5652736
>whateverthefuckhernameis has a headache from all the waifu talk
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>>5652704
Opinions I suppose. You'll be forgiven if you admit that carrot juice is god-tier
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>>5652758
what would you have your marker say?
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>>5652609
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>>5652768
'toot!'
No wait, 'boop!'
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>>5652770
10/10
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>>5652398
My theory is more that dark magic is the branch of magic that corrupts things in equestria from their harmonious state seen in the show. Unicorns can learn it if they're skilled enough with magic, like twilight, but they tend not to use it because it has such a negative effect on their surroundings. Now for sombra, since he's consumed by darkness he uses this magic freely without mercy.

Now for your visualization cues of Dark Magic, I agree. Since it is more of the "unnatural" magic for equestrians it has an effect on their appearance.

It depends if the ponies are power-hungry to where it consumes them that they will continue using it without thought of repercussions and become evil themselves, like with Sombra. Celestia and Twilight are more aware of how bad it is to use it, so they don't unless they need to.
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>>5652768
boop
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>>5652758
But girls do not sound like Gilbert Gottfried
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>>5652768
The boku no pico video with MLP.

Or >>5652780
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>>5652607

>not wanting to make Wheaties happy.

Truly there are some sick people in the world.
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>>5652793
>My theory
stopped right there
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>>5652806
but
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>>5652770
im kinda curious. are those stained glass murals something that's already in the castle and celestia is hiding them from the mane 6 or is she ordering these made seconds after they accomplish something?
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>>5652806
Looking at it, it seems more like a hypothesis anyway.
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>>5652814
The reason Celestia never does anything herself is because she's busy making those.
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>>5652563

What if the ponies tell ghost stories about humans?
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>>5652812
No buts
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>>5652814
Celestia can see into the future
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>>5652814
I guess she just magics them into existence.
I mean that one was there immediately after the events took place.

Maybe she enchanted the windows to only depict important historical events and they change on their own. I kinda like that idea.
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>>5652795
>>5652780
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VxZEt6U1om
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>>5652793
I like to think that Dark magic is just like any other kind of magic but more painful to the victims. It's like torture so most unicorns don't use it out of principle. Why make the enemy suffer when a fireball is quicker and less painful than that?

Probably some Magic Convention also banned it but since Celestia is fucking Celestia she knows not to misuse it
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>>5652398
>>5652793

>dark magic
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>>5652837
but
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>>5652715

wait what
when was this
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>>5652857
butt what
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>>5652849
A for effort
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>>5652857
Fuck you, Dash
No one wants to hear your theories
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>>5652855
what fanfiction are you reading?
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>>5652849
EMOTIONLESS
NICE TRY
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>>5652881
Dash probably has some of the worst theories ever for her Daring Do head canon.
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>>5652862
After the wedding episodes
She has the same color as Dash
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>>5652857
no buts.
Butts however are perfectly acceptable
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>>5652882

Are you blind? The crystals were clearly non-elemental illusions.
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>>5652889
Oh god poor Twilight
Dash is the Brony to Twilight's MLPG
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>>5652849
>voice changer
not shocked just dissapointed
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>>5652889
I'd like to hear some but not now
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>>5652903
>Dash shows Twilight her self isnert OC that's Daring Do's partner and for many things it's better than Daring Do
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>>5652911
Anon implying
They are an IRL girl
What did you expect
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>>5652758
>>5652758
>>5652758

uhm, what else would she say?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0o5vceSsFqn
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>avgn movie released the same weekend as new pone

best weekend
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>>5652892
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>>5652942
Awkward enough to be cute
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Does anyone have those Space Pirates TUUUBES comics?

I want to edit them so that it's Sombra and CRYSSSSTALLLSSSSSSSSS
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>>5652942
oh my god

a girl

h-hi
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>>5652977
?
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>>5652768
'Boop' must be marker pone's 'yarp' or something
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>>5652942
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>>5652950

I don't really care about avgn.

I am looking forward to new AT, so it's double new season fun for me.
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>>5652973
someone thinks it's cute yay
>>5652980
uhm, hey?
>>5652999
it's an awkward boop?
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>>5652950
What about Nostalgia Crit- oh wait.
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>mfw I realize no one has made Changelingified Cadance art
>Just Chyrsalis Cadance
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>>5653012
Oh god here we go.
Hey lady.

Boobs.
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>>5652994
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qJZCBDnwjp
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>>5652991

I was hoping for one of them is a single pirate, but fuck it, I'll just redraw it while referencing the style.

Thanks.
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>>5653026
I'm not seeing what the difference would be
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pone didn't help wat do
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>>5653026

That's because Costanza is an ugly pony.
>>
Anyone else have that pony app constantly crash during/immediately after the loading screen?
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>>5653028
N-no I didn't mean-
oh whatever
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>>5653012
she would say something along the lines of "axon is gay and a faggot"
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>>5653027
second

timestamp it
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>>5653046
Is it wrong that the only thing preventing from finally just ending it is knowing there's going to be a new MLP episode?
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>>5653044
She'd still retain characteristics of her non-changeling self.
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>>5653012
Say "I am not for sexually"

And put some feeling into it
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>>5653027
>>5653066
they aren't even that big, nothing special to look at, besides I think one voraroo is enough
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>>5653087
>>5653070
>>5653066
>>5653062
well it was fun while it lasted
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>>5653077
>"What's wrong, Anon? You look like you've seen a ghost!"
>"Oh, this? Don't worry about this. I just had...a bit of a makeover."
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>>5653070
For me it's the fact that I don't believe in reincarnation or an afterlife. I mean I'm incredibly depressed to the point where I can't function in society right now, but it's still infinitely better than not existing at all.
>>
>according to the Many Worlds Theory, there could be a version of you where you are in Equestria
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>>5653107
>implying size matters
>>
>>>/q/271259
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>>5653115
>Depressed about the lack of an afterlife
It's the only piece of solace I have

Imagine it
After you're ded nothing will matter at all
Non existence is a difficult but liberating concept to grasp
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>>5653107

NO
THE BOOP MUST FLOW
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>>5653146
This
It's all about the shape
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>>5653154
WE WILL RETURN ONE DAY
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>>5652942

OMFG IT'S A GIRL!
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>>5653141
>You will never bridge the gap between worlds and cuddle your ponyself
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>>5653163
Not even that, breasts are breasts.
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>>5653107
Man
It doesn't matter if you have mozzie bites for tits
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>>5653107

Do women actually think boob size matters?
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So sick and tired of this fucking hiatus.

Went and saw Skyfall today to make up for the wait. Awesome movie.
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>>5653087
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0h106cFjYLK
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>>5653217
newsflash - hiatus is over
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>>5652950
AVGN got his movie out?
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>>5653217
We've got some news for you, late san
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>>5653217

>hiatus
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Man MLPG, I'm so drunnnnnnnkkkkkkk.

I love you guyts though.
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Would you like the show if everyone was human instead of pony, but nothing else changed?

Would you still masturbate to the characters?
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>>5653244

http://cinemassacre.com/2012/11/01/avgn-movie-trailer-premiere-dates/
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>>5653217
>It's only been 13 day since season 3 ended
It was an illusion
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>>5653217
>Hiatus
HAVE I GOT SOME FUCKING NEWS FOR YOU!
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>>5653253
pls no. it took a year and a half for the last drunk shitposter to leave.
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>>5653253
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>>5653236
>>5653248
>>5653249
Did I miss something?

All I saw this morning was some poorly written fan fiction.

Did Nathan get a writing internship or something?
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>>5653268
SB is gone?
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>>5653270
Nigga you are kidding right
THe premiere was yesterday
We have the first 2 episodes of S3
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>>5653268
Pacce? He was here this morning.
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almost there...just gotta blend it out now
do the black crystals look like they should be there or should i remove em?
>>5653217
skyfall was quite good.
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>>5653254
But I've never masturbated to ponae, silly anon!
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>>5653254
No.
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>>5653270
Man
If you're just going to come here and shitpost don't even bother
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>>5653282
>denialfags
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>>5653282

Yes.
He is kidding.
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>>5653270

Yeah. Stephen King hired him as his assistant.
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>>5653282
You mean that Crystal Kingdom shit?

I thought it was a bad dream.
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>>5653270
We've been watching that for the past two years.

Suddenly realize you're watching a kids show or something?
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>>5653289
Man, you have been drawing up a storm all day.

I like the crystals I say keep them.
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>>5653284

That nigga still alive? I thought he died at Bronycon January.
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>>5653289
The crystals are okay
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I just watched the episodes again with like a ton of friends, just talking over it, and I never enjoyed an episode so much. Even more than I did earlier today.

I honestly enjoyed it for everything I could enjoy it for.
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>soarin femanon never delivered
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>>5653341

b-b-b-but bronies!
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>>5652643
Yeah. I contacted 2 mods on IRC, and it's been 2 days. Just gotta wait, I guess.
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>>5653284
>>5653279
lel

I mean winston. He's actually and truely gone for good now.
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>>5653341
But Sombra was the weakest villain in the entire show thus far.

He was even weaker tan the fucking Hydra.
>>
Why don't you pray to the night god when you sleep and pray to the sun god when you wake up?
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>>5653351
>She still posts from time to time
>She will never deliver
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>>5653341
Sometimes it's all about how you watch the episode.

I enjoy them the most when I'm in bed with my laptop, but I couldn't pass up watching it live in the stream today.
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>>5653365
Indeed
But if he returns I'll give it a pass
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>>5653369

why would I?
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>>5653369
i make them pray to me
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>>5653365

Yeah. We enjoyed him for what he was worth, and enjoyed everything else even more. We enjoyed his animation. We enjoyed all the character reaction. Even if we were just making fun of some things, we enjoyed it so much.
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>>5653389

>cock worship
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>>5653365
I bet he was a real meanie. That's why all the crystal ponies were afraid of him. He probably had bad manners, like he didn't brush after every meal. His stink breath scared the crystal ponies into submission.
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>>5653205
>>5653197
it matters to me. I wish they were bigger then I could show them off but I hide them under big sweatshirts instead
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>>5653378
>If he returns

He was blown to bits. No imprisoned. Not banished. Not cured of his evil ways.

He exploded.
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Answer me this.

Why on Earth would I remove Ad Block or donate to 4chan, or even not shit post on this site if people are subject to false bans and are ignored by its moderators? Serious question. To be a good decent human being? What's the point, to make the lifes of some anonymous mod I'll never know or talk to easier by not having to deal with my actions?
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>>5653412
Who the fuck brushes after every meal?
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>>5653422
>Horn
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>>5653422

I dont know why i laughed but i did
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>>5653363
Now if only we can get rid of sentenal. Alas, he is the king of autism and won't go away so quietly.
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>>5653427
You're digusting.
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>>5653351
did you like my boop?
>>
Mareteats
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>>5653420
It shouldn't matter. I for one find large breasts unsightly and unattractive. Give me a small-average boob over a melon any day.
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>>5653422
>Half way through part two his horn was cut off and started to spread his taint within the shield
>His horn clearly survived the explosion
I wouldn't say he's gone forever yet, bro
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>>5653425
Where else would you go?
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>>5653374
>she doesn't have to deliver
>I just want to know she's schlicked to it
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>>5653449
>spread his taint

uUNF
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>>5653443
>massive tits humanizations
Fucking horrible
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>>5653369
>Implying I'm not pagan
I pray to Gaia every day as well to thank her for my sustenance
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>>5653449
Yeah that horn part wasn't necessary at all
But they showed it
And then that he healed his horn
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>>5653394
I didn't. I think he was shit all around.
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>>5653442
coltcocks
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>>5653457
haha oh you
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>>5653420
Well, it doesn't matter to us.
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>>5653470
But he has so much characterization.

I mean, he loved crystals.
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>>5653420
YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL NO MATTER WHAT THEY SAY
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>>5653480
and slaves
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>>5653453
Reddit. It has a larger community, you can post as anonymous there, it has a transparent moderator system, it's more acceptable to have differing opinions, and if people don't like what you have to say, they can't post a single image in an arrogant attempt to make a point.
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>>5653315
yes

okay hopefully i can finish this up and then start working on crystal rarity
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>>5653493
No one is stopping you
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>>5653435
>>5653432
>>5653449
He has ceased to be. He's gone to meet his maker. He's shuffled off his mortal coil and gone to join the choir invisible.

HE IS AN EX PONY
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>>5653480

See, he didn't have characterization. He didn't have a backstory, or a reason to be feared. You just new that he had to be feared. He didn't need to give a big ol' speech on why he's evil and what evil he's gonna cause. He just straight up caused fear for literally anyone he could. He just kinda wanted to enslave everyone.

He's not much of a character. But he's not too bad of a villian. Not the best villian. But I'm okay with him.
>>
I wish I was a girl

It'd make contributing a lot easier
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>>5653485
especially crystal slaves
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>>5653497
>Crystal Rarity
I love you
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>>5653508
No.
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>>5653463

>praying to Gaia

Nigga, if you're a modern pagan and not worshipping the sun, you're doing it wrong. The sun literally provides everything we have on Earth. All our energy was originally radiated from the sun, it gives us warmth and light and is the very foundation of all life on Earth.

This is why Celestia is the best pony.
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>>5653508
>mortal coil

Why does that sound like a metaphor for penis
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>>5653512
I know, right?
shit, I even wish I could pretend to be a girl
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man mlpbg

i drank like the equicalent of 8 shots

i'm so fucking gone lol

i fucking love ponies

i got sour patch kids and me and myt roommate are wzatching scott pilgrim
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>>5653509
I know what you're getting at, and I almost agree with you.
The one Fatal error they made is that they gave him a face. If they would have just kept him as a giant evil cloud spirit, it would have been so much better,
But they had to turn him into that terrible red and black unicorn king.
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>>5653508

He's a ghost pony and now spends the afterlife in bars making racist jokes.
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>>5653509
When you have villains who have no good motive or anything, people like to think you get the Joker, but really, you just get Scott Shelby
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>>5653515
the prettiest horse
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>>5653529
please stop.
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>>5653534

That's a good point. They kind of had too though, you know. I think if they didn't, it might actually be a little too mysterious/scary for a little girls show
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>>5653539
His motivation was insanity coupled with a traumatizing youth experience.
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for the love of god somebody please write something. I can't bring myself to dredge through fimfiction or E-PFA
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>>5653545
Actually at the end, I thought that AJ made the prettiest crystal pony.

>>5653554
Probably. I guess he could have been worse.
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Request with Wheaties, go
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>>5653562
Alright, but I can't promise it will be any good
What and who did you have in mind
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>>5653521
>Implying I don't pray to Gaia and Uranus

Get on my primordial level
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>>5653529

I hate Scott Pilgrim. That movie is wretchedly unfunny.
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>>5653539

But then again the extreme in the other direction works too. If you've ever played Mass Effect 1, Sovereign had a single short convo, but it was enough to like to know he just did not give a fuck. really made him powerful and unknown.
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>>5653562
Reminds me, I still have to do that Rainbow Dash/Anon cuddle fic I promised a couple days ago...

Funny how a funeral interrupts these things.
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>>5653575
Flying on giant crystal wings
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>>5653575
Wheaties visits Ponyville, hangs out with Cranky Doodle.
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>>5653581
>Gaia

GTFO, GAIAFAG
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>>5653585
i just like the cgi and the whole "what if life was a video game lol" thing.
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>>5653562
There was once two ponies

They interacted in a humorous way

They stayed friends and had many more adventures with each other

The end
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>>5653585
I disagree with your opinion, but I respect it
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>>5653575

Did this earlier

>>5650572
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>>5653562
I suppose you wouldn't mind reading about Cheerilee getting hot and heavy with one of her students, right?
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>>5653575
Wheaties eating Fluties
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>>5653611
Did they have pony sex at least?
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>>5653611

10/10 truly a modern Shakespeare
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>>5652942
https://dl.dropbox.com/u/43266019/tumblr/randumb/sfw/boop.swf
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>>5653614

...oh
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>>5653575

Draw Rarity drooling all over her while she stands there oblivious.
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>>5653619
Yes, but not with eachother
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>>5653603
NON-THEOLOGY MINOR PLS GO
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>>5653586
Sovereign had a motive though, it was just supposed to be one that we couldn't comprehend. He was the lovechild of Asimov and Lovecraft in all respects.

But then Bioware fucked that up. An ant cannot comprehend why we destroy their hives and exterminate their people. The same should have been true of the Reaper's motives for destroying us.
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>>5653562
I never realized just how goddamn CONVENIENT the clopsort was compared to these shitpiles. For example; TIMESTAMPS ON STORIES.
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>>5653616
not at goddamn all.
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>>5653644
Seriously, gb2 Gaia
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>>5653631
That's scary fast man

Are you from the future?
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>>5653658
>telling somebody to die

That's just mean, bro.
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>>5653562
Why don't you write something?
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>>5653631
I CANT SAVE THIS
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>>5653646
>Mass Effect
In part 2, the level where you go meet the Queen scared me. It was like a survival horror game.
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>>5653670
I wronte one single solitary decent >feel over a year ago, and it wasn't even for sexually.

Besides. I can't enjoy it if I'm the one that wrote it.
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>>5653675
File > Save page... should work

>>5653662
I'm from the time warp.
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Is it weird if the new episode actually made me depressed?
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>>5653631
oh

oh gosh

um

wow, that's really cute, thank you?

maybe I dont know, if you ask I might do more marker pony voices in the future.
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>>5653689
Not working.
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>>5653694
All the episodes make me depressed when they end ;_;
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>>5653697
No time like the present.

Say "NEW HORSE WHERE?" in a panicky voice
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>>5653697
Please do. You have a very nice voice, and it would be a shame to see this potential go to waste.
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>>5653697
"Keep calm and pony on."
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>>5652328
Her hoof is going to break your hand.
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>>5653725
"Lie back and think of Equestria."
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>>5653586
>>5653646
>the Reaper's presence is felt through Sovereign in the first and second game
>more Reaper dialogue in the last ME2 DLC
>towards the end of ME3 Admiral Hackett (or someone) mentions that Sovereign will be on earth
>nothing

everything went so wrong.
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>>5653631
it sounds like a guy.
I expected at LEAST vulapa.
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>>5653701
I zipped it for you, then. That should prompt auto download, right?
https://dl.dropbox.com/u/43266019/tumblr/randumb/sfw/boop.swf.zip
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>>5653730
Nachos, pls go.

You are worst trip
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>>5653757
You're so nice.
Thank you.
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>>5653697
You're welcome. I couldn't resist the urge to animate it.

Apologies to the other anon, but I felt the recording quality wasn't clear enough.
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>>5653761
Nope, that's sentenal.
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>>5653743
... Sovereign was dead for the second and third games.
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>>5653743
Yeah. I went in with all these war assets and I got a buttload of nothing.
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>>5653781
No, it really isn't.
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>>5652550
Nah, it'd be more like >Scootaloo has a nightmare where bronies come to Equestria and sexually assault her because she can't fly away
>she wakes up chained to the clubhouse floor; it's still happening
>she tries to cry herself to sleep
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>>5653798
Goodnight anon
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>>5653813
He doesn't use a trip
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>>5653801
Nachos.

Please.

Just go.
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>>5653798
Yeah, he really is.
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Augh I haven't drawn in like two weeks and I can't do it anymore
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ahhhhhhh

m lpg i love you guys

but i'm so drunk

dude the preimiere was great

i was gonna make this videop but i saved it to work on tomorrow

plus ig to swedsih fish now

theyt're so good
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>>5653721
>>5653724
oh geez tomorrow maybe

its super late

>>5653780
that was so fast too!
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>>5653839
Good for you. Good to hear you're getting better
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>>5652958
"Guess what!"
"What?"
"Chicken butt!"
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>>5653848
Being drunk doesn't give you a license to shitpost. I doubt you're really that drunk either.
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>>5653631
so cute
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What if we got Nyanners to do voices for us?
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>>5653848
>applequack
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>>5653839
Not as bad as starting coding again to find out you've completely forgotten the language
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>>5653863
who?
you mean that female voice actor that's been in every flash since 2005?
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>>5653743
Sovereign dies at the end of the first game, the reaper in the second and third games is Harbinger
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>>5653848
Someone needs to make a heuristic filter that blocks people pretending to be drunk
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I dont even like marker pony
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>>5653721
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WoWjbK9qSY
Sound quality is still awful, but it's better than nothing, right?
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>>5653575
Wheaties getting introduced to Big Macintosh.


Vaginally.
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>>5653887

i'm

>>5652687
>>5652687


>pretending

lollllllll

i might have just a little mpore
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>>5653904
Not frantic enough
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>>5653879
oh yeah, that's probably what I meant
I got so disconnected with the universe after ME3, I can't be expected to remember that shit
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>>5653863
we have vulapa. sounds exactly the same.
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>>5653904
Your mic is crummy.
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>>5653832
Nope.
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>>5653909
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>>5653904
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i havent talked to anyone in over a fortnight

something feels wrong
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>>5653902

Get out
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>>5653909
Yet he can still do the captcha properly.
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>>5653935
Y-you DOUBLE NATHAN
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>>5653904
You may want to invest into a better mic, yeah. Luckily passable quality ones aren't too heavy on the wallet.
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>>5653956
Marker pony is brony tier shit.
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>>5653960
That's uncalled for.
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>>5653957
>not being 2rich4captchas
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>>5653936
>Telling him to take bleach
I don't want him in Equestria

Get him to drink Dran-o or something
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How's the shit posting levels, MLPG?
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>>5653972

But she's so pretty
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http://mlpmorons.tumblr.com/post/35466972012/mrformega-rants-about-season-3-ep-1-and-2

>doing reviews of episodes

>of a show that you are not a fan of and barely watched

>and constantly talking about the fandom of said show

I've see other blogs like this that are runned by people that don't even like the show. I guess some people really get enjoyment of talking about how shitty the fandom is even if they are not into MLP
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>>5653957

it's taking a few times not gonna lie'

but it's all good

yah definitely gonna have one more drink to keep this going
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>>5653989
Pretty high Paulie

And only 50 images to go
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>>5653991
fucking images are broken fuck
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>>5653991
>tfw you'll live in entirety as one of the anons whose post is in this background
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>>5653991
Rainbow is such a bro

Has anyone from MLPG drawn something in return?
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>>5653998
Make that final drink bleach.
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>>5653992
These always struck me as people who loved the show, but were posing as people who didn't.
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>>5653989
We just have some drunk guy.
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>>5653996
Have you even done that?
It's such a good feel
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>>5654049

bazinga!
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>>5654049
That's for when I'm sick!
>HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>>5654049
I see she trying to look cute.
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>>5654025
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So did the new horse help or is MLPG just as bad as it's been?
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>>5649799
She has yet to figure out the best technique for releasing test-day stress:

Turning in early after a good day's study and edging out some wonderful rich drawn-out orgasms. Really puts a perk in your step.
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>>5653992

>dont like show
>keep watching it anyway

what. why. i dont understand. there HAS to be something better to do with your time.
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>>5650000
> QUADS PEDO GET

Oh god no
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>>5654057

Even better than having your balls examined non-sexually by a milfy British doctor?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgbfZ2Prvj8
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>>5653991
>you will never be cuddled by two warm pones
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>>5649979
>>5650041
Wine pony please go.
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>>5654079
the show discussion
it was EVERYWHERE
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>>5654082
I really don't like it anymore but since I like coming to these threads, I feel guilty if I don't watch the new episodes
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>>5654079
It's actually been pretty good
not great
but better
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>>5654115
>>
Why are we calling her Wheatie?

Why not Swheatie?
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>>5649959
> crystal Lady Fleshlight, clear
> not got tier blue see-through
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>>5654098
>replying 3 hours and 3 minutes late
>for quads
Would you kindly remove yourself from this thread?
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>>5654079
It helped for a little while, but we've gone back a few steps after we were all out of discussion.
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>>5654079
The general talks about the show all day. Its a good day.
>>
Wheaties
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>>5654082

you could run a blog about the fandom of that show that don't like
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What was he going for?
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>>5650099
>good thing incest and lesbian sex aren't taboo in equestria
What's to say it isn't?
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>>5654115
>>>/ponychan/
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>tfw want to contribute for mlpg but really bad at doing requests
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>>5654127
>Caption
terrible
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>>5654138

Because Wheaties is a cute name and we don't have anything else to go off of beside her cutie mark.
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>>5654159

who are you and why are you doing this
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>>5654159
>>5650099
Don't be silly, of course it is.
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>>5654081
>women
>edging
>not going for an all-night nonstop roller coaster of deep, soul-shaking full-body orgasms
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>>5654159
Luna and Celestia frotting horns in todays episode
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>>5654158
why am I laughing at this
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>>5654162
What kind of requests?
>>
>>5654115

pls leave
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>>5649959
>>5654141
We need to get Bad Dragon to make some clear versions of their mare vaginas.
>>
>>5654158
i warned you about stairs bro
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>>5654162
Is it about handling them, or how you judge your own work?
>>
This Pinkie I'm drawing might be just a little over the top. Too crazy.
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>>5654177
> implying women don't edge too
You can crank out a lot of them, or you can have a few that just roll in like the fucking tide over your soul and totally alter your perceptions of your Universe and your place in it, if only for a little while.

Yes I'm jealous.
>>
>>5654162

Show us an example of your work.
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>>5654201
Both
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>>5654176
What the fuck am I looking at
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>>5654203
It really worries me when someone posts something like this without a name
Because I really want to see what exactly they mean by over the top but there are so many ways it could go horribly wrong

fucking post it already
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>>5654176
>implying this isn't the applecest baby
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>>5654203
Is she bursting at the seams?
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>>5654127
>>5654169
lel, that .gif is taken out of context
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUFVBr9uu48
>>
WE SHOULD TALK ABOUT FARTS
CRYSTAL FARTS
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>>5654149
I like Kraut's alt ending but the last panel is kinda dumb
>>
>>5654195
That requires entirely different materials, and may or may not require the heavy use of BPA's, which among other things are linked to hormone disruptions, erectile dysfunction, and certain cancers.

Just saying, there may be good reason why Bad Dragon doesn't sink a lot of money in that line of research.
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>>5654247
NO WE SHOULD TALK ABOUT PONYNUTS
CRYSTAL PONYNUTS
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>>5654226
I shit you not, that's the result of horse incest.
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>>5654192
no

sorry, I would if I could
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>>5654247

>crystal ponies fart asbestos dust.
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>>5654258
NO WE SHOULD TALK ABOUT MARCOCKS
CRYSTAL MARECOCKS
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>>5654181
>Luna and Celestia frotting horns in todays episode

You think the Sun and Moon and Stars can be spun about with less than the rawest and most cunning of sex magics? Really?
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>>5654236
Oh she's bursting alright.. At one seam in particular.
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>>5654169

No caption then.
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>>5654274
>marecocks
NO FUCK YOU
FUTAFAGS ARE THE WORST
PICK A GENDER AND STICK WITH IT
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... so did anybody write anything?
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>>5654293
I wrote something
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>>5654293
you never responded to me here >>5653578
so I didn't know what to write
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>>5654291
I HAVE PICKED A GENDER

BUT I WANT IT TO STICK ME

WITH ITS COCK
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>>5654222
Handling them: Take the ones you feel like doing. No need to beat yourself to do something you don't want to (let it be subject matter or whatever) or can't.

Judging them: Don't beat yourself over it. Have fun! Just having someone do your request is a nice feel in itself.
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>>5654291
>Not having the best of both worlds
cis scum pls
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>>5654247
We should talk about all the ways you could and should asphyxiate yourself.
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>>5654280
You know what? I withdraw my interest
No need to post it
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Listen to this song MLPG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2IPU05tZ2k
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>>5654263
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>>5654332
hipster go
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>>5654309
How about how Berry Punch ended up in the Crystal Kingdom.
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>>5654320
I'm working on a way I can do this but with my hands tied behind my back, so I can't chicken out and undo it
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>>5654263
but AJ and Big Mac already had a kid and she turned out fine
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>>5654318
>implying I'm cisgendered
FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR AWFUL FETISH
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>>5654309
Oh. I'm sorry.

Ahhh... shit. I got nothin. How about teen silver spoon? What's our first time like?
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>>5654358
Why would you even want to die that way.

Jump off a cliff or something, much more exciting.
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>>5654338
>5 million views
>hipster
lel
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>>5654359
Well, aside from not being able to get a cutie mark.
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>>5654333
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>>5654321
oh you'll see it when I'm done whether you want to or not
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>>5654351
>end result; one sorely disappointed Berry
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>>5654332
very very good song, 10/10 will listen again

dunno why there's a daft punk picture though
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>>5654376
If they're so good, how come I've never heard of them?
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>>5654384
No Ross no
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>not even 24 hours after new episode premieres
>already back to the old hiatus ways
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>>5654378
does that mean Sweetie and Scoots are incest babies too?
>>
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSGGQZgyV_A
9.5/10 best new episode
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>>5654396
Sweetie is
Scoots is just a freak
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>>5654375
I heard that suffocating gets you really high right before you die, that's why people do autoerotic asphyxiation
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Though most of people seem to liked it or at least ok with it, i think this S3 opener had the worse reception so far and is getting more complains than any other episode.

I wonder if the show staff noticed
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>>5654386
>she thought it was the Cristal Kingdom
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>>5654393
Of all the people I miss

That faggot is not any of them
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>>5654332
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNuw33h-jRs
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>>5654405
She's a superfreak
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>>5654409
>is getting more complains than any other episode.
Not at all.
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>>5654404
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1-ksCgQcF8
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>>5654332
Pitchfork pls
pls

pls Pitchfork
pls
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>>5654395
There will always be shitposts dude, there were back when Season 2 started airing. Just stop focusing on it.
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>>5654409
Well, of course it's been the worst opener so far
We've only had two and they were really, really good
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>>5654409
my only major complain is the villain really
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>>5654409
It's because people had unrealistic expections because of the hiatus
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>>5654425
The new episode was fucking mediocre. I'm banking on the rest of the season being good but that opening was absofuckinglute shit.
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>>5654405
>Sweetie is
from who? Rarity's parents seem like typical lower-middle class Midwesterners, and as a typical lower-middle class Midwesterner I can assure you we don't marry our siblings too often
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>>5654425
Some people are more very vocal about it tough
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>>5654369
Awkward as hell because you're both picturing Diamond Tiara and both of you know the other isn't really that in to it.
I'd give you more but I was really just waiting my shop to finish in the phone game

>>5654351
That's an easy one
She got drunk and fell asleep in the luggage compartment of a train
Then she woke up in the frozen north and (after a quick drink at the train station) followed the gang's footsteps back to the kingdom
Then she heard they were having a festival so she stuck around
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>>5654420
I had a hearty chuckle
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>>5654396
Sweetie's parents are Rarity and her father.
Scootaloo's parents are Fluttershy and Big Mac.
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>>5654395
Anyone have the screencap of one of the first threads?
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So at the moment, this is the worst season ever.

Everyone have their exit bags ready?
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>>5654454
epic meme, etc.
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http://www.redlightponyville.com/forums/showthread.php?tid=510

guys i can't even

brace yourselves for incoming pics
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>>5654447
>tfw had horrible expectations for the new season
>tfw it was actually pretty enjoyable as a result
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>>5654332
That's good. That's good. I liked that.

Now watch this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bITTGo4_glY

Smoke a bowl if you've got it. Pretend you're a superhero, flying along to the video. Kind of like when you were a kid and would pretend there was a man running along side the car with you.
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>>5654480
Holy fuck that thread is creepy
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>>5654480
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>>5654501
aw how cute
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>>5654480
I want a pony waifu dakimakura
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>>5654461
>Awkward as hell because you're both picturing Diamond Tiara and both of you know the other isn't really that in to it.
ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT.
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>>5654487
I had high expectations for the season and I thought the episodes were good
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>>5654480
>sethisto_asking_for_psychological_advice.jpg
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>>5654471
>Big Mac impregnated Applejack and Fluttershy at almost the same time based on the CMC's ages

Damn.
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>>5654461
>Awkward as hell because you're both picturing Diamond Tiara and both of you know the other isn't really that in to it.

... Has this ever happened to you? Because I'm pretty certain I fuck the people I fuck because I want to fuck them, not someone else.
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>>5654480
>stay away from Twilight Sparkle, she's MY waifu!
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>>5654480
>and a little bit pathetic
>little
>bit
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
HELP
HELP PLS
CALL THE AMBULANCE
I'M DIE
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>>5654477
I liked this season premiere more than S1 pilots
And I fucking loved the S1 pilots

I didn't expect to be shit, I didn't expect to be glorious and I give it an 8/10

Biggest problem was Sombre but the rest was good.
Also I'm willing to ignore the Sombre part till the end of the season because as some anons pointed out he may return.
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>>5654508
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>>5654496
>tfw you have no bowls because you don't know where to buy them
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>>5654480
I don't know if I should feel bad for him or laugh.
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>>5654514
Yeah, well, if you weren't such a chump you could be fucking the prom queen instead of settling for her leftovers

Maybe if you played your cards right you could get DT to watch the two of you
But that's pretty much all you're getting
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>>5654528
that must be a bitch to wash out
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>>5654528
why is twilight white?
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>>5654528
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>>5654528
Hello new wallpaper
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>>5654536
I get mine from Walmart. They had a set of 5 nice ceramic ones on sell for just $9.99
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>>5654480
This has to be a joke.

Surely.

All the people who've really fallen so deep in the hole knows to make a tulpa and call it a day.
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>>5654480
>Pictures of you having sex with your plushie/pillow/whatever are just fine (encouraged actually)
HA
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>>5654544
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>>5654477

yep
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>>5654540
You know nothing of our Silver Spoon. Turn in your life vest and hop over the side. Back to the piss with ye.
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I finished my horse drawing

Spike is one of my favorite characters...i wish i had a nice older sister/motherly figure like Twilight to be with

now for crystal rarity...
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>>5654517
I prefer my filename, personally
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>>5654558
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>>5654542
At least it's accurate.

This is goddamn Midwest Fur-Con, isn't it?
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>>5654558
>Dakimura of some pig-disgusting OCDNS
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>>5654542
I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
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>>5654573
woke up covered in bitches
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>>5654471
Nachos, how can one person have the most consistently awful headcanons? It's like you're picking shit on purpose.
oh wait, you probably are.
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>>5654563
did you really finish this and not notice how badly spikes body blends into twilights?
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>>5654577
>not having a dakimura of glorious BRRRRRRRT
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>>5654552
> encouraged actually

No

NO

GOD NO

My 6.5" to 7" looks dinky on camera. Never.
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>>5654573
PINKIE NO
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>>5654542
>Middle aged cynical pinkie
I like it
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>>5654542

That's seriously funny as fuck. I wanna see that guy at a con
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>>5654591
Helloo boner
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>>5654591
>aww that;s a cute plu-
WAIT WHAT
FUCK
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>>5654560
Great, who called the greentext police?
I'm sorry I upset your thread-canon
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>>5654591
PINKIE PLEASE DON'T
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>>5654572
do his buddies on the show staff know about this?
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>>5654604
okay wtf
that dick is ugly as fuck
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>>5654591
> see this
> hear "Aren't you a cute little fella?" in Pinkie's voice

GOD NO

GET OUT OF MY FUCKING HEAD
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>>5654501

i don't know how to react to this
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>>5654540
Silver Spoon is cuter than Diamond Tiara
>>
Is there a 1080p download for the episode?
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>>5654610
I don't know how large this plush is, but at least it looks pretty girthy

Kind of "over-cooked meat" lookin' though
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This motherfucking scene. I was expecting Spikes greatest fear to burn some cookies he was baking, or send a letter to the wrong pony, given his appearances in the other two-parters. But then the scene actually happened, and I was genuinely saddened, and then almost immediately had my heart melt when twilight hugged him. I really hope they keep spike in a more serious manner throughout the show now. The way he was essentially a Samwise Gangee, where he transformed from a clingy tag-along, to the game-winner, was awesome, and what made this premier unqiue from the others
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>>5654624
>DT
>Cute
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>>5654618
I know how I would act.
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>>5654604
> circumcision complication scar

It's only a matter of time before these get put into the cutfag/uncutfag wars on /pol/ and /b/.
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>>5654616
as long as she didn't just poke/boop it and giggle, Pinkie would give great blowjobs
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>>5654518
I'd argue that he's the father of just about Cheerilee's entire class.

I think Silver Spoon is the only one otherwise accounted for.
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>>5654629
Sometimes, even the Pz38NA gets the killshot.
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>>5654629
Yeah was it was nice for him to be the hero
And I agree the door part made me feel
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>>5654642
Hahahahahaa
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>>5654577

meh, people are buying the dakimura of slugbox's OC
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>>5654602
She may be SIlver Spoon, but she's gold to us.
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>>5654624
>>5654633
>any pone
>cuter than this
>ever
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>>5654658
probably my favorite scene of the new episodes
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>>5654642
>Implying you didn't just start it
>Implying that disgusting shit isn't because he's got too much foreskin
>Implying his dick wouldn't look much better if he was cut
>implying that isn't true of every dick
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>>5654586
wot
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>>5654665
Yeah but at least that's done well and Cteno is actually kind of hot.

I mean god-DAMN have you seen her ass? I bet it jiggles like Jell-O when you spank it.
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>>5654673
She has pretty low cute points bro
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>>5654629
Well, if you think about it, he's already experienced that fear once, when he was getting replaced by the owl.
the fact it still hits him so hard is proof of how attached he is to Twilight.
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>>5654658
I like that its him and not Twilight that got the window mural.
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>>5654332

man i was gonna se em83 at countpoirnt but he got canecled because o fthe weather
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>>5654673
DT may be pretty on the outside, but she's damn ugly on the inside
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>>5654681
Gooey jelly tentacley things are my biggest fetish ever
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>>5654673
>diamond tiara
>cuter than Sweetie Belle in anyway
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>>5654673

You have to be cute on the inside too.

DT is perhaps the bitchiest character on the showl
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>>5654673
Those implications you imply
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>>5654694
What kind of sound effect is 'achumma chumma chum'
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>>5654694
That part makes me think that the window murals are magic and that no pony has control over what gets displayed or how it's represented. They just know what's important and what needs to be shown
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>>5654681

disgusting
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>>5654650
The Pz38NA is a great tank and I don't think your implication is appropriate.
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>>5654708
>That scrunch
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>>5654689
It also kind of made Twilight seem much more of a motherly figure than before. While you could tell there was a form of relationship going between them, it wasn't really cemented into how big of one, and what type it was. I really hope they play with this again
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>>5654719
Wow. Leave it to nachos to be completely fucking WRONG all the time.

Please stop playing WoT.
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>>5654678
Nope, that weirdness can't be explained through a normal corona. That fucker got nicked a little too much on one side when he was circumcised.

And indeed,
> IT BEGINS

But think of the cache that would come from posting cutfags fucking goddamn children's cartoon toys.

> TYPICAL CUTFAG
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>>5654708
>>5654703
Oh god and soon she'll be using magic
Oh god she's going to be even cuter when she'll get excited for casting her first spell
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why does this thread smell kinda bleachy

http://www.redlightponyville.com/forums/showthread.php?tid=319
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>>5654681
Fuck you and fuck your goowaifu
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>>5654732
You must not know how to play it.
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>>5654732
I mean for fucks sake it cant even RAM. Even in my PZIII I can damn-near flip any uppity ELC I see.
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>>5654544
>>5654558
I saw a Dakimakura idea on /a/ that was great.

It was two pillow cases not just one, but it was the same girl in the same pose on all 4 sides.

but one case was the regular full length one, but had the girl both naked and in her underoos. While the other one was cut completely in half in the midsection and had two different outfits.

the idea being that you could mix and match outfits and even undress it (or just slip your hand in for a quick grope)

It looked like a good idea.
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>>5654678
>>5654733
I hope you both die in a car crash
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>JJ drawing Gak
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>>5654729

They probably will, in Spike at your Service.

The one thing I hope they dont do is revert back to treating him like TOTAL shit in the beginning of that episode just to make the moral stick
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>>5654751

well GAK seems it's his kind of humor
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>>5654742
>>5654716
I'm a sucker for big, round asses. And blue is one of my favorite colors. Sorry.
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>>5654745
It's a scout, not a heavy.
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>>5654751
He'll use any excuse to make something gooey plaster over royal sister butts.
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>>5654737
>http://imgur.com/a/TXSkE
NO
NO
NO
NO
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>>5654775
So's the PzIII.

Glad I got my 3601H before the tree update and I didn't have to go through that shitfuck of a grind. Passive scouting isn't fucking fun.
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>>5654751
>>5654770
wat
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>>5654782
>this reaction
Are you really that immature?
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>>5654758
I am hoping that Spike might be overworked in that episode and he man up.

>>5654775
Hey faggot, I bet you cannot make a new horse.
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>>5654782
Those are pretty decent loads
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>>5654758
well it depends on how he's treated. If it's some comical bullshit like at the beginning of premier where he was crushed by a book, then I'd hate it, but if they just made him running around, overburdened and exhausted, leading him to finally snap, I might like it.
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>>5654782
those poor ponies

toy story never showed this part of being a toy
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>>5654804
I was thinking the same thing
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>>5654735

>Sweetie strains and strains and strains
>just when she's about to pass out, a few sparks fly from her horn.
>"OH MY GOSH DID YOU SEE IT I DID IT I DID IT I CAST A SPELL! I'M A REAL SORCERESS NOW!"
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>>5654770
Yet he still won't get the humor right.
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>>5654804
I question if they're the genuine article or not
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>>5654804
Really?

That's the kind of thing I get before using various supplements.
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>>5654795
JJ take the next coolest thing and try to milk everything out of it because its popular.
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>>5654782

Aha, people are actually still caring that people do this instead of ignoring it
>>
>The crystal ponies call Cadence the Crystal Princess.
Hmm.
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>>5654813
>all dem voice cracks that will hapen when she says it
My heart is already dead
>>
Godammit this Pony game is shit.

It's quite obvious they want to inconvenience you enough so you buy their microtransaction things. The leveling up your pony games are tedious and there's no way to speed up the production of gold through improvement
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>>5654813
>her voice cracks with nearly every syllable, her excitement making her voice a high squeak.
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>>5654805

Hopefully its that
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>>5654831
Yeah. But hey. It's ponies.
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>>5654737
>this whole fucking forum

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=9zMqalN1Fj0

kill me, anon
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>>5654831

so its a f2p mmo?
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>>5654827
It makes sense, given her crystal heart cutie mark, and being called princess, but the way it just happened without any prior knowledge given to us is just stupid.
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>>5654843
>she's bouncing up and down excitedly
>"Did you see it?! Did you see it?!"
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>>5654856
Except without the MMO part
>>
I like how in the end SA basically says "FUCK YOU, I AM GOING TO THROW MY WIFE AT YOU!"
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>>5654831
>f2p
I think they fucked up on that

They should have made the the game 99c for all of the rabid bronies to buy
Then make it F2P a month later
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>>5654831
>Buy better shops
>train ponies so you can overstaff them to get bonuses
>speed up the production of gold
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>>5654831

It's a time waster, dude. Its supposed to take a long time to play.

You COULD spend money and make it play faster, but whats the point. It's not something you strive to beat, it's something you continually play at
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>>5654855

that doesnt even look like a dick.
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>>5654831
Offering convenience for things that you can live without is the basic principle of f2p formula.
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>>5654874
Hey, he was a champion wifetosser back in his recruit days
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>>5654869
CHALLENGE FAILED
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>>5654869
Challenge accepted to buy a Fleshlight?

Go for it. It's not a bad investment.
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>>5654858
I forget, because I was half awake.
Did she walk away with the merry crew in the end?
I need to watch it again...fuck.
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>>5654869
Nice job, dipshit.
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>>5654782
So much hot glue... toys don't deserve that kind of torment. Real semen would be a kind fate compared to this.
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>>5654869
how do you even fuck up that badly?
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>>5654803
Challenge accepted.

>>5654853
>>5654853
>>5654853
>>5654853
>>5654853

>>5654903
I have no idea how that was in my clipboard.
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Can we not use a Nachos thread again, please? It just encourages him to shitpost more.
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>>5654869
>And now it is immortalized.
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>>5654916
As if I need encouragement.
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>>5654831
I'm kind of surprised no one has made a basic memory editor along the lines of Cheat Engine or Artmoney for android devices yet.
>>
I vote we don't use that thread.

Who knows when he'll delete it thanks to wrestlers.
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>>5654916
You're free to make another thread
The one that's up is pretty awful
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Well, here's the not-Nachos thread, if anyone wants it.
>>5655014
>>5655014
>>5655014
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>>5655083
>twenty minutes later

I guess
>>
does anyone else fap to this shit?
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>>5655800
you mean some people don't?


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