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derpy is a very ugly pony edition
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>rope
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>>5529471
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What are your shipping-related hopes for season 2?
I'm hoping to see Fluttrshy and Dash make out on camera.
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why do I keep coming here?
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Which pony is the toughest?
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>>5529575
Reminder: coffee gives Rose the shits.
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>>5529584

Can't contain my disgust
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derpy time
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>>5529584
I hope to see cute ponies together being cute together
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>>5529605
TMI
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>>5529605
Would you slip coffee into Rose's drinks so you could suck down her chunky liquid gifts
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Would you trade sentenal's server of circle jerking filled with tripfags and attention whores for an awesome, anonymous based /v/ server?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZcgBzHJQpo
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>>5529605
coffee can give anyone the shits though
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>>5529605
>>5529639
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>>5529644
>>5529642
>>5529605

Bad start, MLPG, bad start
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>>5529642
Wayyyy too far, man.
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>>5529605
I thought coffee mad everyone poop
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>>5529644
Nah, because the second our power levels were revealed, we'd get banned on sight for ponyshit.
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>>5529642
Ew. That's fucking gross, anon. Why the hell would you even think about that sort of thing?
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>>5529642
YES!
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what would it feel like to hug trixie
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Just a reminder when Disney buys Hasbro, Celestia and Luna will be kicked out of canon and Cadence will be the new Disney Brony Princess.
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>>5529671
It's different because she's a woman.
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>>5529671
It does. Also it makes you piss. A lot.
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MLPG

I was on /v/ and multiple times I saw ponies brought up, but there wasnt the usual endless shitposting and rage. And late on /co/, I saw normal /co/ posters pointing out to others that the show is ok, its just the fanbase and the trolling that was the problem.

I....I think its happening. I think after two years, things are finally starting to settle down and people aren't getting so mad at ponies anymore. I think at long last we can relax.

That things can now die quietly and with grace
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>>5529684
like hugging bags of sand
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>>5529684
>the cute and cuddly Trixie

Not as good as My Great and Powerful Ass.
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>>5529686
>Celestia gets her own movie and toyline
FUND IT!
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>>5529684
This tbcroco is foreign, right?
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>>5529689

Not as much as tea.
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>>5529662
NOW THIS PIC MAKES PERFECT SENSE
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>>5529686
>when Disney buys Hasbro
what?
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Only gross old men poop.
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>>5529686

>Disney will ruin MLP

But Disney actually has a clue how to merchandise and manage an IP.
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>>5529686
If if the rumor of Disney buying out Hasbro is true and not just rampant speculation after their big Lucas Film purchase, I see no reason why'd they do that and not just leave the princesses as they are
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>>5529689
Coffee just makes me want to expel everything out of my body
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>>5529644
Is that real?
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>not pooping
>not feeling that great pleasure
>not falling asleep while taking a dump
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>>5529657
>>5529671
>tfw you can drink several mugs in a row and never have a problem
What's wrong with everyone
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>>5529689
>>5529714
caffeine in general is a pretty harsh diuretic
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>>5529735

No, it's all in your head
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>>5529686
The weird thing is that I almost thought that this would actually happen before I saw the S3 promo.
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Would you buy one assuming it comes in your waifu?
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>Disney buys hasbro
>orders special advertisements that feature GF and FiM characters interacting together.
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>>5529728
Plus Disney has been on the upswing lately with Wreck it Ralph and Gravity Falls
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>>5529744
everone is soda pleb. so their digestive system are all shit
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>>5529755
>assuming it comes in your waifu?
if it doesn't, i will
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>>5529742
fuck off faceless
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>>5529686
>>5529732
Disney bought Star wars to target the 18-32 year old man market.

They are looking at hasbro for the same reasons.

They want to reverse engineer MLPs success.
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We coffee pone?
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Would you let pone to be too close to you?
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>>5529755
only if it has a realistic lion vagina
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>>5529772

WHAT

WHERE
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>>5529771
thats the stupidest thing I have ever read
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>>5529760
>FiM x GF
>Not FiM x Adventure Time
I want to believe
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>>5529755
yes
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>>5529777
No, I need my personal space.
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>>5529784
Roonga, pls.

pls

griffon
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>>5529777
no
I have AvPD
get panicky and depressed when people get too close
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i'm intensely attracted to humanized trixie and i want to lick her sweaty feet

is that so wrong
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-C0m9dD8CA
Was this already discussed?
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>>5529755
What good is half a torso for cuddling?
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>>5529774
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>>5529772
Are you gonna start posting pictures from the last pony con?
Is there any good spaghetti costumes?
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>>5529728
Nah hasbro knows how to market and sell its IP's, Whats better though is that Disney knows about how to market and run cartoons.

As long as the studios don't change i'd be fine.
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>>5529772
I'd save this and post it on /v/, but I'm sure 50 other people will do that anyway
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>>5529777
close enough to hug?

close enough to kiss?
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>>5529772
where was this taken? Is that a toy pony in his hat thing?
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>>5529809
The Great and Powerful Trixie's feet are not sweaty.
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All we are is dust in the wind
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>>5529805
I'm over here, though
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>>5529796
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>>5529774
>>5529816
Pinkie is already too much pony to handle

With coffee she'd be brimming with thousands of energy demons and have you going nuts
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>>5529858
All in all you're just another brick in the wall.
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>>5529777

But Pinkie is always too close.
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>>5529848
looks like a Celestia, yeah
I don't know why this is worth posting though
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>>5529805
not every griffag is roogna
also I probably only waifu gilda because she reminds me of my ex ;_;
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>>5529793
Think about it, though, Disney already owns the little girl market with its princess line, and this carries over to the young woman market.

Now if they could take disney princesses and corner ANOTHER market...

Disney is trying to take over the world man, And it starts here.
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>>5529723
http://www.comicbookmovie.com/fansites/JakeLester/news/?a=69682

You could have stopped this.
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>>5529816
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Can someone remind me what redeemable quality Tara has at this point?
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>>5529865
>have you going nuts
>not going after your nuts
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>>5529796
>FiM x AT
>In its current grimderp state
I'll pass.
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>>5529777
>>5529841
Why doesn't Pinkie understand the concept of personal space?

It's nice to get her attention, but there's a limit
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>>5529777
>sitting down watching TV
>pone is in your lap facing you
>her hooves are on your shoulders and her face is practically in yours, like a cat
>she has a contented look on her face
Hnnnggg
Yes
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>>5529876
She's more woman than you can handle?
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So, what's the deal with Disney trying monopolize these days?
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>>5529886

THOSE
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>>5529772
George Lucas is a brony?
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>>5529863

How would the main girls react to Finn and Jake?
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>>5529605
When I said it made me sick, I never said anything of the sort. It hurts my stomach, there's no need to be so gross.
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>>5529886
she voices a pretty cute pony
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>>5529882
>Having a piss fetish and watching that part
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>>5529897

Corporations have more power than the government
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>>5529886
She's a pretty good voice actor and she likes to have fun with her fans?
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>>5529911
>anthropone on ponepone
I like it
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>>5529911
>anthro
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>>5529886
Good voice acting skills and boobs.
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>>5529905
rainbow dash would crush on him
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>>5529809
would you let her sit her enormous ass on your face?
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>>5529927
>fun
>not sex
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>>5529905
TIME FOR A SOOOOOONG!~
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>>5529825

>Hasbro knows how to market its IPs

Then why haven't they taken advantage of how popular MLP's gotten and updated their toys and plushes?

And why do all the Transformers cartoons still suck?
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>>5529918
>he actually thinks that
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>>5529896
She's rough and masculine. Enjoys being in control. Has a vagina and doesn't have aspergers.
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>>5529915
>tfw you like latex
>the balk half of timecop

It was magic
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>>5529886
>tfw you waifu TWILY
>tfw you can separate the VA from the character
Feels nice
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>>5529939
I would let myself be literally crushed to death under her gigantic fat deposits
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>>5529950

You're one of them, aren't you
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>>5529952
>The best part about looking like big bird is telling my friends online I do
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>>5529886
pretty much sums it up
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>>5529918
>Disney buys Lucas
>"OMG ITS HAPPENING! THE MYANS WERE RIGHT! SAVE US RON PAUL!"
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>>5529809
Are you me?
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>>5529950
but it's true faggot
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Apples
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>>5529977
did you say apples?
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>>5529927
>>5529962
See this is what I mean

Its all just good fun.
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>>5529972
i like feet but not anthro
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>>5529949
because they don't have to. the adult market is an iota of what they sell and changing production isn't worth the hassle when the stuff they do have sells.
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>>5529962
I wonder if VA's do voices when they're fucking
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>>5529949

>why do all the TF cartoons still suck?

Prime is awesome, fuck you. It has the best Starscream ever.
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>>5529877
>Disney is trying to take over the world man

Disney kinda creeps me out.

I know there's that photo going around of the park security guard asking for autographs from the little girls who come dressed as princesses, and I can't deny that's very sweet. But I was just down at Disneyworld a few years ago and it was just fucking weird, like they were trying to turn happiness & "magic" into commodities, they almost seemed like buzzwords. And the whole concept of Disneyworld is weird, like it's its own little country.
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>>5529986
But anthros have feet
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>>5529994
tara would
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>>5529886

>TARA STRONG IS EVIL WHORE PROVE ME WRONG

She's fun and silly, and a well-known voice-actress with a lot of great titles on her resume, and she's done some very sweet stuff for her fans, and she's just enjoying a chance at actually being famous for once.
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>>5530003
ok, then i like feet on non-anthros, but not all feet

only if they are attractive and belong to an attractive girl
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>>5529962
>>5529994
Radda radda rrrraaddaaaah
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>>5529994
We've been over this!

The consensus is yes, but only when its really really funny
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>>5529939
>>5529959
me too, I would wish to be right beneath her musky anus
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>>5530020
How does feet on feral?
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>>5530012
>She's fun and silly, and a well-known voice-actress with a lot of great tit
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>>5529992

>"Why try to improve and gain more revenue if we have money coming in already?"

That's called complacency.
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there is a pony posting in this thread right now
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>>5529994
Funfact: the current voice actors for Mickey and Minnie mouse are married.
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>>5529985
Honestly if I was a VA I'd probably make an ass out of myself on Twiter to my fans too
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Why do you people talk porn so much? Don't you have enough sex as it is?
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>>5530040
>current voice actors
excuse me, but i haven't seen mickey since like 1950

is he even in anything anymore?
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>>5530038
Kierz, stop.

You are not a pone.
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>>5530050
>Don't you have enough sex as it is?
AHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
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>>5530050
>mlpg
>having sex
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>>5530040
Aww thats sweet
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>>5530050
What drives me nuts is how they won't stop talking about pancakes.
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>>5530050
shut up. ;_;
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>>5530061
>>5530065
>virgins projecting
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>>5530050
>porn

like, ron jeremy and stuff?

we prefer cartoon equines
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>>5529998
Is it better than Animated Starscream?
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>>5530065
>>5530061

I-I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you guys
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>>5530057
Yeah, man. Hell, they even had a regular cartoon show through the mid 2000's called House of Mouse. Hit up google. Some of the shorts from that show were great.
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>>5530077
Do you honestly think I would be on MLPG if I could be getting some with a loving, energetic girl?

The answer is yes I would becasue I want to pony
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>>5530077
you really think the majority of people here have sex regularly?

I know some of you are normalfags, but come on
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>>5530050
not in like nine months
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>>5529809
would you rather date humanized trixie or pony trixie
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>>5530100
that was back when they had Mouseworks
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Would you Have sex with your favorite PoneAs long as it's completely consensual, and she/he will enjoy it immensely?
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>>5530035
and weighing the cost of retrofitting equipment with the benefits of what revenue might be made is Cost-Benefit Analysis. If the return is projected to be meagre then the cost isn't worth it.
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>>5530123
Can't I just cuddle?
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>>5530104
>getting some with a loving, energetic girl?

...would you ask her to roleplay as Pinkie?
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>>5530123
well yeah

I see now reason not to
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Well, it seems the entire Youtube playlist we had for the Hype-a-Thon is wiped out.

We'll start Hype-a-Thon as soon as possible.
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>>5530086

In my opinion, yes, because Prime starscream is more of a prominent figure throughout the entirety of the show, and the ups and downs of his career in the decepticon ranks are delved into much better.

Animated starscream was funny because of the whole 'keeps coming back bit' but Prime starscream is actually competent.
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>>5530123
Yes?
I'm worried there's going to be some sort of twist here, but I would take that offer and it wouldn't even have to be my favorite pony
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>>5529532
>My little package general
>Parcel is supposed to come today
>Get pumped
>listening for doorbell
>Check tracking
>Hasn't been dispatched
>Realize it's a public holiday
>Curse profusely

Public holidays are dumb
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>>5530123
Applejack! Look out! DUCK!
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>>5530114
why not both?
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>>5530123
>>5530123
But she's too young.
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>>5530132
you can cuddle before and after for as long as you want
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>>5530123
i'd rather have a fufilling monogamous longterm relationship
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>>5530100
>crossovers out the ass

this is insane

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OszbIfOBO2g
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>>5530142
What a shame.
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>>5530142
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>>5530151
>neither rain nor sleet nor snow
>but fuck you its a holiday
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>>5530148
>Twist
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>>5530123
But I'm in it for the commitment. If it's just a one-night stand, no matter how pleasurable, I wouldn't be able to do it in good conscience.
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>>5530123
>she/he will enjoy it immensely?
fear of doing badly is probably one of the main reasons I haven't gotten any in ages
disappointing someone special to me would probably kill me
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>>5530158
Never too young for cuddles
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MLPG, you make me sick.

The fact that you people are okay with internet culture being a "mainstream" thing is very indicative of your cancerous nature. You may think that the infestation of normalfaggotry to this site is acceptable, but I'll never accept fucks like you as part of 4chan's culture. You'll always be tumblrfags and redditors to me, and the fact that this nonchalant attitude towards the normalization of internet memes in popular culture is the norm on /co/ is precisely the reason why the rest of us think MLPG is a joke.

Memes should have never left 4chan. They should have remained self contained, and now they spread like a plague. You think you live a more fufilling life than me because you have a job or a girlfriend? The people who this site was made for looked down on you "normal" people because of how droll and shallow your lives are, and just because you've infested here in the same way your marginalized stupidity has infested every facet of the entertainment industry, from video games to cartoons, doesn't mean there aren't still people like us who are above the rest of your garbage society and still laugh at you from the background

you can call me ass ravaged all you want, but your life is infinitely more pathetic than mine because I understand how low we as a people have fallen and you remain ignorant like a stupid faggot and I'll always be laughing at you
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>>5530176
>>5530162
mah niggas, jesus
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>>5530188
tl;dr
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>>5530188
lel xd delicious copypasta
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>>5530173
I would an of-appropriate-age Twist
Ideally GR's humanized version, but a reasonably built one would be acceptable too
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>>5530142
>beefing it so close to the end
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>>5527526
Here you go, plus some shorter eyelashes
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>>5530188

What the fuck are you even talking about?
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>>5530188
Thay that to my fath fucker not online thee what happenth
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>>5530114
Dating and sex, human

Cuddling and friend, pony
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>>5530114
nothing against humans, but i think it would be interesting to date a pony just because they have such cute little bodies

it would be fun to carry them and stuff
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>>5530162
This will be just the beginning you can start a relationship for as long as you like, and when you choose to finally commit fully, it will be like that end every consecutive time
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>>5530201
That last panel will never happen.
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>>5530151
Anymore human Derpy?
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>>5530209
oops, extra line on the nose
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>>5530188
Excessive in length; refused to peruse
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>>5530233
She's a very pretty human
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>>5530233
I would hit it so hard, it would fix her eyes
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>>5530123
Only if I could forget the rules of biology and knock her up.
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>>5530223
I'm going to put myself into a coma
if I wake up, hopefully the tech needed to dream something like that forever will exist ;_;
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>>5530219
how much does a pony weigh

what would it be like to carry one on your back
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>>5530188
/co/ pls go
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Well, at least the 2 episodes for tonight are up.

A Bird in the Hoof playing now, come on in!

http://www.synchtube.com/r/dooks
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>>5530267
Like a large dog probably
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So did you guys stoped talking about Trixie and Magic Duel?
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>>5530198
(\

had to come up with a new one now that Season 3 is confirmed dead.
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>>5530233
It's any more
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>>5530276
yes, finally
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>>5530273
wtf you're real?
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>>5530282
That guy on the far right looks so fucking smug
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Do you have a girlfriend, anon?
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>>5530297
Dooks is real. Your waifu is not.
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>>5530293
What about the rumors of Disney thinking to buy Hasbro
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>>5530145
"competent"

He's dangerous, lets put it that way.
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>>5530303
no
I'm a permahomosexual
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>>5530188
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your little miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you could have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo
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Would you let a pony sit on your lap nonsexually and hug them while watching TV or reading quietly?
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>>5530308
She's real in my heart;_;
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>>5530303
Hey, anon. Walk faster, you faggot.
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>>5530303
no
I'm homoromantic
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>>5530303
STOP BRINING IT UP ALREADY, DASH GAWD
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>>5530308
but what if Dooks is my waifu?
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>>5530323
yes.
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>>5530303
Yes and i love her very much even though I only get to see her about once a week where we fuck like animals and then cuddle and then i drive her back to her moms
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7/10 would cuddle
facial expression is not flattering
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>>5530297
>not knowing Dooks is real.
That's why he's part of the best ship ever.
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>>5530303
Yes
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>>5530348
does she have big hooters?
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>>5530308
no she is, she just doesnt like me.
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>>5530188
>4chan's culture
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I don't understand this thread is just a /b/read but there are no tripfags?
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>>5530303
Yes. But we broke up. I don't care because she cheated on me.
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>>5530366

>you will never date a girl who takes care of Dire Owls.
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>tfw you thought the "mlpg turns you into a horsefucker" rumor was just a running joke


haven't had an erection to anything that wasn't a cartoon horse in about 18 months
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>>5530303
NO, but i went to a party on the weekend, chatted with a girl all night, it seemed like it was going well, and then i saw her leave with her boyfriend.
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>>5530303
Is having a boyfriend the same as having a girlfriend? If not then no
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>>5530366
they're not huge, but they're good enough for me.

i'd say pretty normal size for a 17 year old
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>>5530348
Do you think she tells her mom about it and then they reenact it?
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>>5530345
Really?

Even if she was kinda tired and wants to rest her head on your chest/shoulder for a little while?
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>>5530400
especially yes
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>>5530377
more or less

we actually do have some tripfags, and if you try to complain when they act stupid you get told to shut up
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>>5530228
like hell it isn't
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>>5530417
You funny guy I kill you last dot jay peegee
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>>5530377
Not so much silent image dumps, more creative contributing and conversation.
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>>5530297
I don't know, does this look real enough for you?
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>>5530188
The fact that so many books still name the Beatles "the greatest or most significant or most influential" rock band ever only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art. Jazz critics have long recognized that the greatest jazz musicians of all times are Duke Ellington and John Coltrane, who were not the most famous or richest or best sellers of their times, let alone of all times. Classical critics rank the highly controversial Beethoven over classical musicians who were highly popular in courts around Europe. Rock critics are still blinded by commercial success: the Beatles sold more than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore they must have been the greatest. Jazz critics grow up listening to a lot of jazz music of the past, classical critics grow up listening to a lot of classical music of the past. Rock critics are often totally ignorant of the rock music of the past, they barely know the best sellers. No wonder they will think that the Beatles did anything worth of being saved.
In a sense the Beatles are emblematic of the status of rock criticism as a whole: too much attention to commercial phenomena (be it grunge or U2) and too little attention to the merits of real musicians.
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>>5530377
We actually talk about the show.
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>>5530377
There's more angry cynicism.
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>wake up
>see Magic Duel's synopsis
>no one talking about it anymore

Was it that bad?
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>>5530377
Pretty much
Except we have everything and everyone
We're like /v/, but not at all
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>>5530452
I'd watch it
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>>5530452
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>>5530447
know it's pasta, but ellington & beethoven were popular as fuck in their times
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>>5530476
There was some heavy use of the word "pandering" and a few people were very upset
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>>5530476
It was the Blunder of the Century, apparently.
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>>5530476
Yeah. Completely unnecessary.
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sweetiebell is the worst sister
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>>5530500
>heavy use of the word "pandering"

Yep its official. They cant do ANYTHING in S3 without it being seen negatively
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>>5530476
>>5530500
Wow, pretty glad I missed all that.

I wonder when we'll have a controversy as vicious as >metaphor this season
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>>5530500
That doesn't surprise me at all.
Well now we just have to wait and see what happens.
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Would you let a terrified Fluttershy bury her face in the crook of your neck until it was safe to come out?
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>>5530446
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>>5530534
She's not the worse, but still comes nowhere close to Applebloomtwilight
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>>5530536
>Pinkie blinks her eyes
>"FUCKING BRONY PANDERING FAGGOT SHIT! THATS IT, SEASON 3 IS FINISHED!"
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mafia where
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>>5530561
I wish Twilight was my sister
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>>5530476
What is "Magic Duel"?
Is it something to do with S3?
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>>5530476
some anons got really buttfrustrated that trixie was going to be in another episode. And one anon even said it was unfair that trixie was getting seen another episode while zecora wasn't (which is ridiculous since zecora's been in 3 episodes at least)

they were really angry for some reason.
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>>5530546
Yes. And I'd hug her firmly, but not to hard to show her I'm there for her
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>>5530572
I....kinda do to. But I'm an only child and probably should just be happy for that
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>>5530581
Season 3 e5
Trixie returns and beats Twilight in a magic duel
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>>5530566

>Twilight is seen on screen
>FUCK THIS SHOW FUCK YOU BRONIES FUCKING DROPPED
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>>5530581
Episode in S3 in which Trixie returns, beats Twilight in a magic duel and banishes her from Ponyville.
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I wonder how much fun Pinkie is to animate?
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MLPFMTORPG has been updated to version 1.2! Various things were tightened up, like racial and multiclass skills.

goo gl/WKvUM

Who wants to start a quest tonight? Create an adventurer and meet me in the old thread.

I can also take questions and feedback here. Yes, I'm THAT Fo0k.
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>>5530588
Would you even pat her on the back and talk to her quietly?
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>>5530038
What if that was true? Why would your favorite pony think of your posts?
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>>5530593
I have 1 twin brother, a sister, and 4 half-brothers and I'd still want Twilight as a sister
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>>5530601
>Intro comes on
>ten thousand television screens are thrown out windows at the same time
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>people ignoring the cues from bronies who believed Trixie could return and become Twilights magic rival
>"It's not pandering when staff do it."
Trixie is only coming back because she was popular among fans.
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>>5530593
We'd go on adventures, learn the value of friendship, and read books together. Then snuggle up at night under the covers during the winter. Then we'd fuck.
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>>5530617
Yes, and constantly say "It's Ok, I'm here"
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>>5530622
I'd probably scare her off with how obsessed I am with her
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>>5530566
It is though. 5 Days until Season three is confirmed dead.

DXH Media, and anyone which helped in the summer and made season three are a bunch of fucking noncaring douchebags just like you, they just care to have artificial fun while killing any quality which the show ever had cause they can't think of shitting something better.

The nods would've actually been well made and good if the retards knew what "subtlety'' is, but they are just as ego-maniac as you are when someone points out the truth.

Remember: What do you really know about this team? What did they make in the past? What are their records?

All you know is that they're stupid enough to accept to work for Hasbro on creating 13 episodes in just six months, which means Johnny Test style tweens than those used in Season 1, and without a creative director to help them in everything.

They're just as bandwagon jumping as you ponyfags are.
They care more about fucking around with their fanbase and having a good time rather than caring that they're considered sell outs when working for Hasbro or thinking about what they create.
As long as they're getting paid and they're having fun with their job then they can't give a flying shit if they create acceptable quality or not, especially that if they quit then Hasbro would just hire other inexperienced and uncaring people to take their place, like Newborn Cuties or any other Generation.

In other words enjoy your crappy brony-pandering gag show which you deserve.
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>>5530598
>>5530605
Sounds interesting, I'm looking forward to it.
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>>5530634
Why is making decisions based on what fans like such a bad thing necessarily

Are they supposed to try and make decisions fans will hate?
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>>5530622
She would hate my not refined tastes.
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>>5530593
How could one possibly have a problem with Twilight as a sibling?

At worst she'd be kinda nagging and know it all. And when that happens you could just pick her up and hug her until she stops
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>>5530634
>Implying they wouldn't have had the idea for this long before BB even aired
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>>5530658
No
The problem is that many shows went complete shit when the started pandering to fans

The problem is that ome poeple cannot comprehend that fan pandering can be done with taste and not be awful and that not everything is fan pandering
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I still say that bringing back Gilda would've had more story potential.
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>Hasbro doesn't listen to the community
>Holy fuck it's like Hasbro wants to lose money, I'm done with this show, it's obvious they don't like us

>Hasbro listens to the community
>Holy shit I can't believe they are pandering to us, I'm done with this show, it's obvious they like us
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ELECTION SOON, FELLOW AMERICANS!
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>>5530634
A lot of people simply likes Trixie as a character. A loud, boastful antagonist is fun to hate
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i read something about LK being banned
is it true?
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>>5530692

I really want Gilda to come back.

It could come with flashbacks and stories of flight school and the reason that Dash dropped out.
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>>5530707
No
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>>5530700
Sounds like GIlda
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>>5530658
Fanservice does not cater to the target demographic in this instance.
Rather, a bunch of grown men who are very vocal online.
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I'm only dissapointed in S3 E5 because it pretty much elimantes the chance of a redemption episode. But there's still hope in Gilda asking for forgivenessRight?
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>>5530697
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>>5530711
Plus we would've had a great opportunity to introduce the griffin kingdom or something.
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>>5530697
I'm writing in Celestia for president. It's not like the Libertarian will get the 5% needed for next election anyway.
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>PHN and Rose collaborating
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>>5530720

>Gilda
>Loud or boastful

dyewts
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>MLP Staff: Hey let's bring back a character from a previous season for some continuity and/or world building
>MLPG: OH MY GOD PANDERING FUCKING SETH S3 SUCKS FUCK EVERYTHING WE'RE ALREADY DED A BLOO BLOO BLOO
Why don't fans of other shows blast shit everywhere like this? Why are we so terrible? Why do I still hang out here after all this time?
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>>5530697
No matter who wins, we lose.
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>>5530720
Gilda wasn't as boastful. At least no more then Dash.

She was fun to hate cause she was mean. They're both fun characters
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I like Trixie, her voice was the best thing about her. Good for a oneshot character. Major sexual tension between her and Twilight.
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>>5530728
BAHAHAHA
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>>5530743

I do it because

I'd rather hate everything than love everything
In this fandom it's one or the other
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>>5530723
Are you saying little girls didn't like Trixie?
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>>5530696
We never wanted pandering in the show mate.
Their products, however; still leave something to be desired.
We still don't have a S2 collection.
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>>5530740
Think cheeselegs carries all her newborn on her back like some bugs do?
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>>5530634
The only reason people are so mad about it is that the fans that got her brought back are particularly faggity
If Steven Magnet shows up again because the staff notices that people like him a lot more than they were expecting for what was supposed to be a throwaway oneshot, people would be way less angry.

its understandable, I don't like the fact that people I don't like have had any effect on the show at all, but there's nothing wrong with Trixie coming back in general.
All we can do is trust that the staff aren't retarded and aren't going to make a bad episode just so they can force a character in.

Trixie is even a pretty good character, for what she is. Out of all the one-shots, she really is the best choice for a return, as much as I want Gilda to come back
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>>5530741
Yes
Now they just have to do Rarity and I'll be happy
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>People accusing of pandering when all we know Trixie will be back
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>>5530746
Any vote is a vote for Israel, goys gone wild soon
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>>5530762
>In this fandom it's one or the other

That's so not true, you just need to stop taking things so seriously and you'll have a best time in here.
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>>5530740
Those are quitter words and I want to punch you for them
Why didn't you vote Johnson?
Why didn't you listen?
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>>5530707
I'm not banned. I dunno how that started.
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>>5530622
I think she would see me cheating on her a bunch of times ;_;
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>>5530784

It is true.

And I'm not taking things seriously at all. I'm listening to Brian Eno while fondling my balls and talking about my favorite pony
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>>5530728
fuck i don't have that "KNOT ME" plate someone posted the other day
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http://www.synchtube.com/r/dooks
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>>5530769
Steven Magnet wouldn't have an entire episode revolve around him.
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I honestly don't see why everyone is getting so worked up over Trixie.

It's like when they had another Magic Man episode on Adventure Time. A popular one shot character gets a second shot for another fun episode. What's the issue?
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>>5530809
>no text

Well shit, Cutie Mark Chronicles playing now!
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>>5530741

>that feel when you follow both of them on tumblr

>that feel when neither of them know you exist
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So what would happen to the show if the rumors are true and Disney actually buys Hasbro?
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>>5530789
>>5530783
>>>/pol/
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>>5530821
Why would you want that?
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MLPG I'm sorry I won't be here on episode day

I really want to be, but I'll be busy with friends. It's too hard to plan watching it with you around them.

forgive me
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>>5530822
we might get good quality merch and 26 episode seasons
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>>5530789
Because he didn't even get Nadar's endorsement.

It's still taking a vote away from the republocrats, and congress elections matter more anyway.
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>>5530815
We're not all upset, it's just some people are more vocal than others

I can't wait
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>>5530780
Trixie was fine as a one off character but she is a completely unlikable stank.
I don't get the obsession with her
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>>5530838
Absolutely disgusting Anon
Pony always comes first
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>>5530825
jidf pls go
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>>5530822

Ideally: Disney gives Hasbro a kick in the ass and they start putting effort into marketing their show and producing better toys/releasing DVD collections.

Pessimistically: The show ends, Hasbro is subsumed and we're left hanging forever.

Realistically: Probably nothing.
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>>5530827

Because I'm a drawfag, and it's nice having a rapport with other drawfags.
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>>5530822
Larger budget
Better merch
The show continuing for a long time
Probably a few movies

Grabbity Balls and other disney cartoons crosover
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>>5530857
I'm not defending the communities obsession over her, but it's ridiculous to accuse the show of pandering when they might just want to make a recurring antagonist who isn't some magical evil enchantress that wants to take over the world
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>>5530857

Sethisto wants her horse-clitty and is very vocal about this.

Bronies who follow Sethisto parrot him.
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Turns out that upcoming episode where Fluttershy turns into a dragon was rewritten so not to scare young kids. Instead she gets turned into a soft and cuddly bear.

It's rather disappointing. Especially that everyone keeps accusing the staff for pandaring
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>>5530822
My Little Pony Friendship is Magic character walking around Disney World.
Canterlot ride.
Its cuhrazy.
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mare vaginas
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>>5530838
But Anonymous!
WE are your friends!
Don't you care about us?
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>>5530809
so easy to get banned from that room

is ERP against the rules or something?
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>>5530915
Gee, I wonder.
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>>5530612
No one's up for rescuing damsels and crushing enemies? You can make just about any kind of adventurer you like, they all kick ass in equal measure. Yeah, you can even make a Diamond Dog cleric of Luna who fights using a crossbow; or a lawless Buffalo necromancer that makes corpses explode like land mines.

Of course, if not, we can try this some other night, MLPG. I'm in no rush.
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>>5530915
what's erp?
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>>5530913
Butt Stallions
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>>5530780

We also know that she defeats Twilight in a magical duel and exiles her from town.
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>>5530893
shut up Pinkie, you're not funny
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>>5530838
>having friends
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>>5530889
No, I'm fine with it, but I just don't see where you can take her character that hasn't already been done.
Its the same problem that makes Fluttershy worst pony.
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Anything interesting happen today?
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So why bother bring Trixie back?

I don't really get it when she did her job in her episode well.

Same with Gilda, though I can see why people would rather have her back, with her being a griffin and all.

And why a whole episode? Why not a cameo or something? Maybe something like a magic tournament and she appears in it.

I just don't understand why a whole episode.
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>>5530931
>tfw you have a skelemancer and everyone leaves whenever you join a baal run
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>>5530915
Spamming is frowned upon
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>>5530953
Fuck off, attention whoring whore
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>>5530957
#noided
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>>5530954
cuz she was kinda hot
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I wish Pip-chan was my butt stallion
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>>5530912
>MLP Characters in Disney World
>Constantly surrounded by 25 year old autists who scare the little girls away

>Canterlot ride
>Constantly broken down due to the excessive weight from the multiple morbid obese man children
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>>5530953
You're interesting and you happen everyday :3
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>>5530953
Fuck off, please never come back.
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>>5530957
>McRide

IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES
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>>5530957
hahaha
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>>5530954
Maybe you should wait and watch the episode. Maybe they'll explain it.
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>>5530981
He's like five you fucking faggot
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>>5530931
If I wasn't writing a paper, I'd join ya.
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>>5530953
Fuck off Nanaki, I really don't want to see you this saturday.
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>>5530954
Because she's perfect for a return
She seems like a spiteful obstinate pony
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Would you cuddle Trixie into submission and make her into a kind hearted, nice pony?
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>>5531002
420 BLAZE IT FAGGOT
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>>5530987
>Have to shut down the ride due to people constantly masturbating on it.
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>>5530987
So just like the rest of Disney World?
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>>5530953
why can't you just fuck off?
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>>5531002
I meant 18-year old Pip OBVIOUSLY
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>>5531010
I'd rather she dominate me and turn me into her personal hoofshiner
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>>5531010

Why choose a shit pony and make her good when I can choose an already good pony and make her amazing?
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>>5530997
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>>5531022
But anon.
Most rides work most of the time.
You just have bad luck
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>>5531037
How would you do that?

Put a bow on Celestia's tail?
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>>5530957
>Banning MC Ride
Jeez, for a bunch of dudes who watch a kids show, you guys are no fun.
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>>5531051
How do you put a bow on an aurora borealis?
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>>5531051

Something like that, yes.
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>>5531041
>>5530997
>>5530993
>>5530978
>>5531057
>My Little Pleb General
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>>5530987
why do bronies ruin everything?
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>>5531041
That picture with the hoodie in the doorway makes me laugh every time.
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>>5531061
explode a star, hang the supernova in her hair,.
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>>5531010
I'd rape her till she turns into a sub
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>>5530974
>>5530989
>>5531006
>>5531026
guys pls
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>>5530987
>slowly yet surely the children and families get scared off by the bronies
>disney world slowly starts dying from loss in revenue
>Disney starts actively banning Bronies
>Bronies start massive demonstrations
>Start a Million Pony march to DC
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>>5531065
It's fun though anon.

The true pleb is anyone who doesn't realize music is subjective.
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Nate Silver's now god Obama's odds of winning at 92+%

Shit's going to be fun.
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>>5531065
>not listening to white noise on cassette tape recorded off the radio

goml
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>>5530974
>>5530989
>>5531006
>>5531026
Wow, kinda harsh, guys?
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>>5531057
>act so retarded you annoy people
>muh fun
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>>5531061
AURORA BOREALIS?
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>>5531077
Would you destroy 100 stars by sheer force of will just to make her smile, MLPG?
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>>5530931
I'd join but I too have a paper to write. Fuck research classes.

Also Im always worried I'd fuck up the game somehow.
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>>5531106
but I already listen to dubstep
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>>5531083
I just can't see Twilight ever being a dom. Not in her nature.
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>>5531118
I wasn't actually in the stream so I don't know, was he being a bitch?
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>>5531110
Fuck off
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>>5531072
every fucking time
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>>5531138
There were two lines from him and I posted a screencap of them both
You decide
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>>5531126
Her suitor presents her with the superdense remains of dying stars arranged into the finest necklace
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>>5531110
>tfw you try being nice to Nanaki and he ignores you and responds to the hateanons
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>>5531100
>Music
>Not objective
>Laughing Platonists
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>>5531110
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>>5531110

Why does anyone need to be nice to you? Why are you so important?
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>>5531148
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>>5531087
>The parks of brony security screening
>Stops one guy when he sets off the alarms
>They rip off hos jacket, revealing a bright pink shirt with balloons on it
>"No! Stop you don't understand! I just like the show!"
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>>5531100
>>5531100
Do you even music theory?
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>>5531134
She's prone to outbursts
Piss her off enough and she'd rape the shit out of her
Then boom
Clingy willing slave
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>>5531153
>>5530988
I'm not interesting but thanks.
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>>5531178
Oh that's classic.
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>>5531170
I cant wait for S3 scrunches.

I wonder which pony will reach MAXIMUM SCRUNCH
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>>5531149
...that's it?
Damn, you guys are almost at ponychan level with that kind of moderation.
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>>5531129
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>>5531187
She's too pure to know what to do
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>Have a wide variety of reaction images
>Sometimes use MLP reaction imgaes
>Get a 3 day ban 6 hours later every time

Should I give up? I don't follow rules that are retarded. I use images that fit the situation, and I never avatarfag. I've even gotten bans for "Disgusted Human Sweetie". Their banning of pony is a huge over reaction.
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>>5531199
When they reach the Scrunchild's radius, they collapse into a black hole.
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>>5531100
>music is subjective
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What
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>>5531185
Music theory only teaches you to appreciate all types of music, though.
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>>5531185
IF ITS SO TRUE DEN WHY DO THEY CALL IT A THEORY ANON?!?
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>>5531205
He was actually spamming, the screencap just shows a bit of it.
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>>5531218
Oh Ireland
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>>5531218
Oh Ireland you cad
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>>5531170
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>>5531205
What you have to understand is that this has been going on for almost every Synchtube for a while. It's only recently gotten to a point that he's pretty much being banned on sight.
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>>5531212
Are you retarded?

Honest question

Like, are you mentally disabled?
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>>5531210
Everyone knows how to rape
Being the most powerful mortal in Equestria would allow her to go through with it in a moment of blind rage
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>>5531218

>Thanks mountain dew.
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>>5531240
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>>5531178
>Dressing up as the NLDW cover art for Halloween
Why didnt I think of this?
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>>5531212
It's the rules
I still use them but it's the rules

You're probably inflammatory
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>>5531212
Dont rock the boat. Things seem to be finally quieting down lately
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>>5531212
>rules are in place
>go against rules
>wonder why you suffer repercussions from rules
You know, I hear about people being this stupid, but it's kind of like Bigfoot. I'm pretty happy I actually get to see one now.
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Would you smell Applejack's boots?
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>The story will focus around high school girls battling in tanks.[3] The setting involves a universe where the art of operating tanks (戦車道 Sensha-dō?) is a traditional martial art for girls.
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>>5531307
WoT General pls go
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What would you do if a pony was scrunching near you?
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>mfw 15 year old /v/irgins have started infecting this board with their "pandering faggotry
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>>5531267
IS THAT WHAT YOU CALL A SCRUNCH
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>>5531306
Applejack doesnt wear boots
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>>5531261
almost as classic as
>faget negga papazin
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>>5531307
>Dropping in a full size tank
That shit don't work son
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>>5531317
apply CPR. That pony is suffocating
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>>5531218
>the only acoustic people in the comments are bronies

Bravo Ireland
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>>5531317
cum and cover my mouth so I don't moan
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>>5531279
>>5531287

The rules are unjust. In reaction to the pony trolls, they completely over reacted and caved to the anti-pony crusaders. But these guys are just as bad as the pony trolls and bronies.

>>5531277

>You're probably inflammatory

Just /a/. I get bans 100% of the time there. /a/ is heavily moderated and is second to /v/ in terms of pony hate.
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>>5531317
I hope it's like a half scrunch
I don't know if I could handle a full force scrunch directed right at me
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>>5531325
Do you see this shit? Twilight is just sticking her tongue out like an idiot!

FUCKING BRONY PANDERING FAGGOT BULLSHIT
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>>5531332
#TOLD
#SWAG
#MLPG2012
#KONY2012
#BRONY2012
#BONER2012
#YOLO
#italiano
#BaldForBieber
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>>5531307
oh hi Strike Witches 2.0
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>>5531306
>smelly/dirty feet guy

pls
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>>5531344
We're in quarantine for a reason
Everyone hates pony

You're not helping
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howdy gang
what's the good word
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>tfw Rose and PHN
>hot lesboz
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>>5531332

She did at the gala

also human Applejack would wear boots
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>>5531344
>/a/ is heavily moderated and is second to /v/ in terms of pony hate.
I'm pretty sure the only board that's actually tolerant to ponies is /mu/ (unless it's Lazare posting them).
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>>5531330
YOU WANNA GO NANAKI?
I'VE GOT SO MUCH SCRUNCH READY TO GO

YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I'M CAPABLE OF
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>>5531344

You use a word like "unjust" to describe not being allowed to post images of cartoon ponies on a website?
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>>5531381
>PHN
>girl
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>>5531334
>Everytime I see one of these images I'm reminded of the Dan Vs. Facebook page.
The balls on these guys.
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>>5531344
The rules are the rules. How fucking hard is that to understand? You know how knee-jerk the reaction is to any pony image outside of here. Like they know that you're from MLPG so you're apparently able to do this and not a brony. They don't fucking care.
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>>5531389

/g/ likes ponies. Likely a lot of cross posters.
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>>5531392
>white people
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>>5531344
Yes

/mlp/ was a mistake and 4chan admins ended up catering to vocal shits posters and people trolled by said shit poster and we were the only real ones that got punished despite keeping it in our threads.

But what's done is done and acting like an idiot will only make things worse
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>>5531393
>phn
>not a girl
shiggy
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>>5531267
>>5531330
>>5531390
y'all niggas ain't SHIT
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>>5531389
/g/ too
They're pretty chill about reaction images
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>>5531394
link?
sounds hilarious
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Is there any >feels writefag that could write a feels greentext about Vanellope?
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>>5531381
they want us to give them money for that? its not much to look at.
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>>5531418
>feels
kill yourself
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>>5531399
>You know how knee-jerk the reaction is to any pony image outside of here.

And why has moot sided with those?
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>>5531394
Wow
I mean fuck man
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>>5531401
>>5531410
/g/ is a cool board
I like those guys
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>>5531409
>>5531267
>>5531330
>>5531390
you call that a scrunch?
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>>5531381
How many times I have to say that Peter H Nguyen is male?
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>>5531390
>>5531409
LET'S GO
RIGHT NOW
BRING IT ON
YA LITTLE WANKSTAINS
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>>5531394
hahaha
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>>5531424
but then I wouldn't be able to >feel
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Is there anything else you guys would like colored and/or inked?
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>>5531418
I still don't know how to get the green meme arrows without making the whole sentence green
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>>5531418
What if the Sugar Rush racers raced on ponies?

Who would ride who?
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>>5531407

>implying this can't be fixed
>Implying they can't ease up the rules a tiny bit.
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>>5531433
>believing her alias to prevent unwanted male attention
just as planned
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>>5531428
They don't know jack shit about technology though.

It's mainly people who spend all their time in front of their computers and use Linux, so they assume they know everything about them. Also, consumer electronics and tech support general. As well as heated debates by people who don't realize choice in operating system is completely subjective.
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>>5531444
Put empty spoilers before it

Like [/spoile]>this
Like >this
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>>5531425
Because it's easier to tuck the problem away then to try and say "Okay yeah, so ponies are allowed. But. They can only be on /co/. BUT. They can only be in one thread. BUT. There can only be one of those threads at any time."

He just sent it all away and made it an offense to post anywhere else. He's not siding. He's performing damage control from people like Pinkus Pie and that one Dashfag that I'm glad their name escapes me at the moment.
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>>5531444
I think you put empty spoiler text after the implication?

Test >test test
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>>5531417
It's the first thing that shows up on facebook's search.. They had to apologize and I'm sure someone got fired.
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>>5531468
Look everyone
Point at him and laugh
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>>5531455
have you never been to his stream?
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>>5531468
Well I fucked up big time

Time to sudoku
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>>5531468
Smooth.
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>>5531451

They can't. The anti-pony stigma is too strong. Just let it go, it really doesn't matter and frankly I'd prefer to be left alone here than draw any attention to ourselves.
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>>5531468
Ya beefed it Twilight
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>>5531444
>meme arrows

Get out
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>>5531485
i was there when she showed her tits one time
u jelly?
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>>5531451
They will when the pony craze/hate dies down some. Probably in a year or so

Give it time and people will move on. For not just try not to bring down MLPG by focusing on the bad. We've been through a lot, we can get trough it.
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>>5531435
JUST REMEMBER
YOU ASKED FOR IT
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>>5530303
> Virgin, but not out of High School yet so not too bad
> Be last year
> be out of shape and dress poorly
> no spaghetti though, just an unremarkable guy
> See Hurricane Fluttershy
> See training mintage
> no way I'll let a pony be more of a man than me
> join track
> get in shape
> get haircut
> dress better
> girls inexplicably sitting next to me and talking and saying hi and shit
> not sure if interested or just being friendly, so assume friendly to be safe
> they look good
> but they're all normalfags
> and don't know what to do from here anyways
Wat do /mlp/
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>>5531425
Because moot's standard procedure is to do whatever will result in him having to read the least complaints.

/jp/ exists because of a handful of very vocal people who constantly complained to him about shit on /a/ they didn't like.
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>>5531443
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>>5531497
lmao newfag calm down, get laid or something bro
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>>5531509
Kill yourself
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>>5531443
Dude where are you putting your ink/colors? 've given you bunch of things you havent done. If you don't want to do them just at least tell me.
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>>5531443
this pls
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>>5531494
>>5531491
>>5531490
>>5531482
>mfw I see it in Onee Chan
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>>5531515
I think Tex said he doesn't want his sketches being colored by other people
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>>5530931
Still waiting for players in the old horse.
>>5530623

All you need is your imagination, post numbers do your rolling for you!
>>
Wakfu season 1 is 16~ minutes away from being uploaded.

>>5531515
Please this.
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>>5531560
then he should have manned up and did it himeself
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>>5531492
I guess a positive spin to it is MLPG got its own board. But we only ever needed the one thread, so we have a protective layer of piss to soak up most incoming shit posting.

Sure we may not be on /co/, but maybe taking out one more general from the rest will prevent the /co/ equivalent of /vg/ from happening. It's not perfect and probably not the best course of action that could have been taken by everyone, but there's no reason we can't still enjoy pony and keep the good times in MLPG
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Hey faggots, stop watching shows for little girls.
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>>5531571

Why haven't you killed yourself yet Sentenal?
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>implying PHN isn't a lovely lady
>yfw
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>>5531593
wow, thanks for snapping me back into reality. BRB going to a party to talk to women and buying a Ford Truck
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>>5531597
he has a mare harem
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>>5531571
Drop your trip.

>>5531597
Because he can't get it through his skull no one likes him here.
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>>5531526
Are they the PK ones, if so I'm really sorry about that, I kinda forgot about them but I'll try and make an effort of getting them done. I'll try and make it worth your while
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>>5531504
You can't handle the scrunch.
Also I'm a bit concerned about the Trixie episode plot. How does Trixie get the power to beat Twilight? Will Trixie make up for her mistakes or is she going to get thrown out again? How are they going to explain to the audience of kids who probably never saw Boast Busters who Trixie is and what happened to her and why she's acting the way she is?
I know the show's writing is usually decent, but for some reason this episode concerns me.
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>>5531593
I will when you stop sucking dicks.
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>>5531571
Yo sentenal, when you stream, are you less strict than Dooks is about banning people?
the streams aren't as fun when you have to watch which opinions you voice to not get banned
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>>5531435
>>5531504
STEP UP, NIGGAS
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>>5531599
Shut up PHN and draw e a pony?
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>>5531593
What should I watch instead?
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>>5531597
>>5531628
I know we're all huge faggots here, but this really isn't necessary.
>>
you're all good people and we're all gonna make it
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>>5531617
A... marem?
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>>5531578
>>5531560
>>5531515

Tex is weird though. He finds all these faults with his sketches and then doesn't finish them. They're really good though.

So the question is, do we follow the wishes of the artist, or do we finish what objectively looks like some nice art?
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>>5531630
Did Trixie beating Twilight get confirmed?
Last I'd heard it was just known that there was a duel episode, and Trixie was probably involved.
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>>5531630
That Alicorn medallion in her vector leak.

And >mfw if it's Meghan who writes this episode
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>>5531667
We're almost there.
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Wow, it seems like just yesterday that I watched the S2 premier, finally, the haitus is just about over
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>>5531636

That's only a pseudo scrunch, pone needs to have her mouth closed and have her lips scrunched for it to count.
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>>5531635
Then stop spamming shit.
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>>5531682
The plot is "Trixie returns, beats Twilight, banishes her".
That's literally all we know.
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>>5531651
Don't watch TV, it's for scrubs.
Play with the big boys™.
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>>5531682
Trixie defeats Twilight, and banishes her from Ponyville
>>
TRIXIE FAN SERVICE
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You know that odds state that at least some of us have died before S3
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>>5531713
>>5531718
Dayum nigga, that shits ominous
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>>5531617
What if I wanted a mare harem, but nonsexually?

Like, they all hang out in a soft comfy room with TV, books, snacks and they're comfortably happy, and after a hard day I come in and lounge and they all snuggle up. Would that be ok?
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>>5531635
I don't stream often, and not that many people show up to cause any problems. Though from what I know, Dooks is tolerate to the stream chat. it was just that one asshole that one time that got banned.
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>>5531630
I'm hoping we get a training montage flashback or something along those lines
The lesson could be something along the lines of "practical application" vs "book learning"
That, or Trixie just uses misdirection to trick Twilight into screwing up and defeating herself

Of course, we don't have any frame of reference for what a magic duel actually is. There's any number of ways they could handle it, I'm sure they'll come up with something.
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>>5531685

Meghan's ideas are shit. She's one of those writers who needs to be kept on a VERY short leash. Not given free reign of the insane asylum.

Her writing is so hit or miss. If Rob and Lauren were there, things would be different.
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>>5531737
Did you miss the alicorn necklace? She is cheating.
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>>5531730
Maybe if you don't consider a third act
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>>5531628

>I think something
>therefore everyone thinks it

Some of us actually like Sentenal - the rest don't care.

You seem to have an awfully hard time understanding this.
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>>5531676
What's his tumblr? I can try and ask him there.
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hey guys, was wondering if i could solicit some advice about an upcoming story... i'm planning on tackling that diamond tiara x snails size queen thing next, but i'm not sure how to i want to go about it. would doing it humanized be too creepy, or would it add a different flavour to the setting? i'm not sure which approach to go with currently.
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>>5531759
>some of us I don't like Sentenal
>the rest of us don't care

Don't speak for me, I can't stand the little shit.
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>>5531676
What do you care more about? The art or the person?
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>>5531711
no, once I said "this episode sucks" and got banned
another time I entered the chat with the same name as I did when I said that one episode sucked and got banned again

Next time I joined and changed names, unfortunately though, I sent two chat messages in a short period of time and got banned again
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>>5531760

Last time someone asked to ink/color that art, Tex was here. He said that he doesn't want other people to do that, and if he were to finish it he'd just restart. He's not going to change on that.
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>>5531744
Guys

I miss Faust
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Anyway, Wakfu, season 1 is done.

https://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/Wakfu%20Season%201%20%28Eng%29.7z

I'll keep it up for 2 days.
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>>5531788
oh okay
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>>5531735
yeah, but that's a hell of a lot of mare vagina you'd have to resist, those velvety walls clenching hard around you and milking you dry
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>>5531769
I would prefer pony, but I would prefer pony in most things, to be honest.
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>>5531759
He's kinda of a cute guy
Never had anything against him
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>>5531798
wut, is it in HD or something?
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Alright guys, don't forget to vote for pony tomorrow, you won't regret it.
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>>5531753
Did we ever get a legit source for that necklace vector?
As far as I know it just showed up on EqD one day and everyone flipped out and took it as canon with no confirmation
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>>5531791
>Guys
>I miss Faust

Don't under estimate her, or the other people who have left. They were integral to the quality of Pony. Now they have left.
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>>5531820
but which one?
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>>5531820
WHAT KIND OF PROMISES PONE DID?
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>>5531753
>Did you miss the alicorn necklace? She is cheating.

If they spin that as her cheating, then I'll rage. That's a tool. You don't say someone is cheating for using a sword. If she was a hero and she used a medallion for her powers, no one would bat an eye.
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>>5531685
>>5531744
>>5531791
Welcome to Meghan's MLP!

Where bronies rule!
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>>5531822
Scoots hair looks neat here
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>>5531820
I guess when Pinkie is involved, its a REAL political party!
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>>5531769
I'd rather it be pony
But then, I'd also appreciate it more if they were a bit older
It's creepy when they're still gradeschoolers, pony or not
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>>5531804

http://texdraws.tumblr.com/

Feel free to ask him anyways. But I don't think he's going to waver.
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>>5531822
It appeared the same time with those leaked images of abandoned ponyville and the crystal kingdom one so there is a chance it's real
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>>5530317
You know what is hilarious about it? When Starscream finally did leave the decepticons, it felt like Megatron went through a lieutenant a week.
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>>5531847
If the duel is fisticuffs and you bring a sword, thats cheating.

But we'll have to wait and see what happens
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>>5531820
I don't trust that pony.
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>>5531783
>The art or the person?

...the art.

I'm sorry Tex.
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>>5531856
i guess in retrospect most of the stuff i find attractive is kind of creepy

but yeah, you might be right

pony it is then
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>MLPG doomsaying about season 3 again

Come on guys, I was just starting to get my hopes up again. Why can't we just stay cautiously optimistic until the worst happens, if ever?
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>>5531819
Torrented this and .7z'd it.

http://thepiratebay.se/torrent/5688670/Wakfu_-_Season_1_Complete_%28Eng%29
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>>5531783
>caring more about the person than the art
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>>5531635
You don't even know the half of it.
I saw Rusty Dooks at a grocery store a while back. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, "Oh, like you're doing now?"
I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but he kept cutting me off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw Dooks trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, you need to pay for those first." At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to prevent any electrical infetterence," and then turned around and winked at me. I don't even think that's a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
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>>5531883

daaarf

you ever work on that AJ foot thing?
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Someday I'm gonna buy a ranch and get some mini mares and grow weed and tomatoes and shit, you'll all see
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>>5531913
Grow tomacco but with weed
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>>5531848
>>5531791

What's worse is that Trixie is coming back. If any one shot should return it's Gilda. Gilda has a history with Dash and you can get some good drama and emotional scenes out of that. Even a great lesson about how to repair relationships with old friends.
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>>5531863
Power vacuums are a bitch.
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>>5531883
A lot of fun things are creepy
Life would be boring if I considered what people who will never know that I do a thing would think.
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>>5531899
Because fanservice in your face.
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>>5531913

Someday I'll be a great public speaker

you'll see
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>>5531912
>aj foot thing

elaborate pls
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>>5531899
Because I don't like the show anymore so I'll try to shit everything up so people stop liking it too.
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>>5531951

smelly AJ footjob or something
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>>5531899
cautiously optimistic as fuck mang I didn't coin it for nothin
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>>5531912
it's on the list after this one

then i only have two more requests and the list is clear

and then

i dunno

the world ends, or something
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>>5531899
It's just a few dudes that complain about Meghan non stop
Just ignore them
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>>5531930
Plus it would be an escuse to bring back griffins.

We need more griffins in MLP
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>>5531966
Will you take requests soon?
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>>5531962
Now I'm interested
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>>5531820

Have we gotten a pony version of this? Or any Citizen Kane Ponies?
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>>5531974
But they keep feeding my doubts and making my heart frown
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>>5531966

oh joy
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>>5531913
Someday, I'll build casino with blackjack and hookers! In fact forget the blackkjack, in fact, forget the hookers! in fact! forget the casino
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>>5531974
The celestiafags bitch about her non-stop since the finale.
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>>5531948
Someday I'll be good enough for myself.
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>>5531991
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>>5531976
>escuse
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>>5531952
>there's people in this thread right now that it's not interested in S3

That's really sad...
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marker pone is the boopinest pony ever.
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>>5531984
i've actually had a few people asking me about commissions

i''ved turned them all down because the idea of doing this for money is kind of weird

but i dunno

if anything i'd want to do more trades

considering the only thing i wish i could buy is fics that i'd enjoy reading

anyway

that's a maybe, i'll have to see when i clear out the queue

the one after next won't be too bad, but the last one in the list is gonna take for-ev-er
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>>5531991
>>5532012
Citizen Kane was a boring movie
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>>5532004
I'm going to start a casino, but with trained ponies as the servers and dealers!
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>>5531899

S3 is looking bad. Get your hopes low. That way you can't be disapointed. And you'll go "Wow that was better than I feared!"
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>>5532030
Not enough explosions for you?
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>>5532027

What's the last one?
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>>5531930

...is, is that Lolicon doujins?

Why is it so pretty?
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Applejack is the prettiest naga.
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>>5532037
Just like with the wedding!
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>>5531899

because people are faggots
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>>5531913
Buy a ranch for all of MLPG, rent out mares for $100 an hour, and build some basic housing. You'd make millions.
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>>5532051
sequel to rainbow / Dash for smitty

i owe him for all the porn he's done based off my story
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>>5532005
Fucking shit man Celestia is my third favorite pony and I liked the Wedding episodes.

Fuck it kinda makes sense that Celestia was defeated.

I mean we don't know Chrysalis' power level unpowered. Under Celestia, most probable but that doesn't mean she isn't somewhat close and with the help of the love of the pony that has love as her special talent it isn't that farfetched
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>>5532054
Why does everyone keep making Applejack say golly?

She never said golly before
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>>5532027
>>5532051
is it the Luna rape?
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Season 3 preview clips playing!
#noided

http://www.synchtube.com/r/dooks
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>>5532037
Why would I watch a show I expect bad things from?
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>>5532070
Probably because she's southern
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>mfw they use the Bad Seed episode to mention "love and tolerance"
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>>5532069
She was hungover

in a cocoon
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>>5532049
Don't be like that anon
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5 days until new pony!

These are the final schedules for the last hype-a-thon streams!

Tuesday: Owl's Well and Party for One!

Wednesday: The Best Night Ever and Putting your Hoof Down

Thursday: It's About Time and Dragon Quest

Friday: 0pone

Saturday Morning mini marathon before the premiere (ETA: 7 AM)
Hurricane Fluttershy
Ponyville Confidential
MMMMystery on the Friendship Express
A Canterlot Wedding Part 1 and 2
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>>5532030
>Citizen Kane was a boring movie

It's not a movie. It's a textbook on how to shoot and light a movie with some plot wrapped around it. You have to appreciate it on that level. It's film maker porn. Most of the style and techniques used are invisible, because they've become mainstream.
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>>5532054
Dash is a pretty good naga
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>>5532027
darf I'm
super sorry it feels like I'm dragging my feet
Just so you know I got 2500 actual words in today and some intense masturbation so not all hope is lost.
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>>5532073
>Luna rape

wait

Clarify please
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>>5532090
There's a difference between Applejack southern and Jack McBrayer southern
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>>5532012

>bad art
>With some shit OC recoloring of Rarity
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>>5532094
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>>5532054
MAH NAGGA
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>>5532101
>>5532079
WHICH ONE DO I SHOOT
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>>5532112
>and some intense masturbation
This is why I love MLPG
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>>5532101
I thought about a s01e01-s02e26 marathon, then I thought about how boring that would be
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>>5532054
I always liked her sister
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>>5532098
I thought it was a great movie exploring how material wealth can't replace love
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>>5532130
The one with a space
Jesus Sweetie Belle, pay attention for once
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>>5532112
i'd kind of given up by this point, figured you were more interested in drawing

but if you do manage to finish at any point, be sure to let me know

>>5532113
there is no luna rape. i think one anon is convinced i took a request of that nature, but this is not the case
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>>5532101
The show is good, and the threads are decent.

I really don't understand why the streams like this are so boring and crappy.
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>>5532113
I asked darf to do a rape fic a month or so ago.
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>>5532130
>Rusty Dooks
>separated

You know better, Sweetie Belle
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>>5532114
I don't know who that is but I'm sticking with "because she's southern"
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>>5532163
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>>5532176
>I don't know who that


Do you even have the honeyglows?
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>>5532163
Oh, alright.

That's fine. ;_;
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Paul Hertzog is horribly under rated.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZ6RXPHw9aQ
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I heard somebody ordered some feels.
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>>5532194
No I don't
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>>5532208
I heard someone posting cliches.
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>>5532208
>ordered some feels.

Why not just recommend sad stories? Like actual stories. Not fan art or shit.
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>>5532208
>Twilight is an alicorn

FUCKING FAGGOT BRONY PANDERING FUCK SHIT
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>>5532168
>Dooks kicks anyone who actually has something to say
>All discussion in chat relates to fan works and not the show itself
>everyone has already seen the episodes many times before
That's why.
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>>5532054
>>5532104
She is but not as great as nagajack
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>>5532208
>When dragons grow sufficiently ancient and large, they die and become mountains.
>They take their hoard with them.
>This is why gems are so commonplace in Equestria.
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I'm considering paying a writer to do a rape fic of Luna at this point. 10 bucks or so.
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>>5532246
oh fuck
that's genius
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>>5532245
>vorefags

alternatively

>eating your friends nonsexually
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>>5532241
Sure bro.
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>>5532241
>>Dooks kicks anyone who actually has something to say

You mean like shitposting?
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>>5532272
How long are you expecting to get for ten bux and do you have anything in mind other than "Luna + rape"?
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>>5532246
I like this

Like i really like this a lot
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>>5531570
Last call for pretending to be a horse (or donkey, or griffon, or dog, or...), I already have three players.
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>>5532280
that dude was entertaining
everything got less fun when he got banned
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>All the drawfags left to do other things
>You're still here

What is your excuse?
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>>5532307
>shitposting is "fun"
get the fuck out
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>>5532307
You need to samefag harder anon, come on you can do it!
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>>5532312
>All the shitposters stuck around
I don't know, what's yours?
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>>5532312
I'm a drawfag
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>>5532327
alcoholism
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>>5532316
>>5532325
but shitposting IS fun.

why do you think lazare threads are so entertaining?
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>>5532332
I'm working my way through a Blue Moon variety case, how about you?
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>>5532312
I have fun here

also all the people here gives me motivation to draw even though I never show it
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>>5532290
Come on, guys. Three's a crowd, but four's a party.
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>>5532285
I like the length of darfs fics. Detailed but not drawn out. And there where a few ideas that night. Luna is tired of being couped up and goes into the town, only to be attacked, a trusted guard is summoned to massage her only to violate her, Luna being a conquest of a villain like Discord or Sombra, plots like those.
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>>5532346
Apple Schnapps
Tastes like apple juice
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>>5532345
Holy shit you are being serious, how old are you 12?
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Would you watch a male pone centered spin off?
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Want to draw some porn. Who's doing what to whom?
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>>5532367
Sounds delicious
The first time I ever blacked out was peppermint schnapps, I'll have to give that a shot some time
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>>5532375
Only if he gets all the mares
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>>5532375
>Would you watch... a spin-off?
No.
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>>5532346
$11 a handle vodka, I bought a case
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>>5532378
sad clown pony x happy clown pony
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>>5532378
Trixie sexually dominating Big Macintosh
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>>5532375
>Big Mac in a tenchi muyo-like spinoff

all my money
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>>5532370
I like the length of darfs fics. Detailed, but not drawn out. And there where a few ideas that night. Luna is tired of being couped up and goes into the town, only to be attacked, a trusted guard is summoned to massage her only to violate her, Luna being a conquest of a villain like Discord or Sombra, plots like those.
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>>5532362
i'd actually be curious to get your guys take on this

after getting asked about commissions from a couple people, i realized there's little to no precedent set for it that i can think of. i mean, people commission fan art all the time, but the only people i can think of who've gotten money for fanfic are sanguinius and RS, and who knows what they charge

you're saying you'd pay ten dollars for a story of my usual length, which is often around 10,000 words, give or take. that being said, what do you guys think acceptable rates would be for this kind of thing?
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>>5532375
Only if there's 6 of them and they go off and have A Team esque adventures. And get all the bitches
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>>5532345

you sound like a child. watching someone shit all over a chat box isn't fun.
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>Big Mac in a tenchi muyo-like spinoff

all my money

i'd actually be curious to get your guys take on this:
Trixie sexually dominating Big Macintosh
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>>5532408
I think TAW takes commissions, or at least did.
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>>5532378
Soarin and Spitfire in the shower.
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>>5532378

Genderflipped Rarity fucking femrover.
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>>5532378
Marker Pony fucking anon nonsexually
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>>5532345
>shitposting IS fun

>>>/steamchat/
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>>5532426
>paying for fanfics
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>>5532426
haha, really? i haven't seen him post a new story in a while

if he's getting paid for stories that would make me very sad
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>>5532424
u wot m8
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>>5532390
How do you drink vodka? I tried mixing it with orange juice and grapefruit juice but it tastes so bad
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>>5532418
>"you sound like a child"
>watches a show for little girls
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>>5532447
>not watching pone with the eye and sophistication of an adult
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>>5532441
Not the first time I've heard about it.
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>>5532447
That sure allows you to act like an autistic child
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>>5532442

darf just open up a donation box so I can pour money into it

I love your work so much, and it's make me so happy so many times, I feel like I'm stealing something.

that way you're not taking commissions.
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>>5532446
I'm a fan of Vodka + OJ, but if you don't like that try Vodka + Cranberry or Vodka + Coke
Grapefruit juice sounds disgusting
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>>5532408
I say go for it. It sounds like a niche you can make your own if you do it right.
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>>5532447

It's possible to enjoy kid shows as an adult.

Retarded shitposting is only enjoyable to midteens and /b/tards who are generally the same people.
>>
WHEN IS NEW HORSE SEASON
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>>5532461
>with the eye and sophistication of an adult

But thats why we get "hurr pandering show is ruined" and shit like that.
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>>5532446
I have iron tastebuds, it doesn't bother me at all. I leave it in the freezer, pour it into a solo cup, and drink it straight most of the time.
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>>5532476
5 days.
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>>5532446
Had it with cranberry juice and that was pretty good
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>>5532467
I love grapefruits. It just leaves such a harsh burn in my throat
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>>5532461
>>5532465
>>5532472
>>5532470
>>5532476
>>5532477
>>5532479
>>not watching pone with the eye and sophistication of an adult
>"you sound like a child"
>watches a show for little girls
How do you drink vodka? I tried mixing it with orange juice and grapefruit juice but it tastes so bad
u wot m8
That sure allows you to act like an autistic child
It's possible to enjoy kid shows as an adult.
Retarded shitposting is only enjoyable to midteens and /b/tards who are generally the same people.
WHEN IS NEW HORSE SEASON

I have iron tastebuds, it doesn't bother me at all. I leave it in the freezer, pour it into a solo cup, and drink it straight most of the time.
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>>5532470
i'm curious what kind of rates you guys think would be appropriate though

the only analog i could find was people who do like, freelance article writing

if you distill that down considering it's an amateur practice, there's still a lot more actual time that goes into writing ten thousand words than drawing a normal picture

not to say that you should expect to be compensated purely based on time

but the person i was discussing with tossed out a figure i thought was pretty steep

what do you guys think would be an acceptable price?

>>5532466
while i cherish the thought, that would be even weirder. if i'm taking someone's money, i'd at least like to do something to deserve it
unlike some pony writers with donation buttons
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>>5532467

Vodka mixes well with just about everything - it HAS no flavor of its own.
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>>5532442
>haha, really? i haven't seen him post a new story in a while

He doesn't come here anymore.
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Looks like the old thread 404'd.

Is the quest going to wait till this horse is put out to pasture of moving to the sub?
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>>5532472
>It's possible to enjoy kid shows as an adult.
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>>5532490
Maybe you're mixing it too strong?
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>>5532506
i meant on his fimfic page, but yeah
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The butthurt of this one faggot for getting banned by dooks is hilarious.
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>>5532498

I'd probably pay a good 15 bucks for one of your stories.

But if you had a donation box I'd donate 2 every time I masturbated to one.
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>>5532515
No idea. I was hoping we'd have the time to snag at least one more player, since these things are always more fun with at least four people.
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>>5532532
>But if you had a donation box I'd donate 2 every time I masturbated to one.
>implying you have that many bronybux
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>>5532519
What's an appropriate ratio? Is 1:1 too much?
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>>5532290
Herp! Old horse is dead, so GloomQuest will have to be postponed until current thread dies.

So, any questions about MLPFMTORPG, the RPG made by MLPG posters? v2.0 may let you play as a bat pony among other things
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>>5532535
>tfw want to play
>tfw have to study

sadness
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>>5532517

and?

People enjoy playing mario, and it was made and marketed towards kids.
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>>5532524
wut?
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>>5532540

>Implying I don't

Feels good having disposable income
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>>5532541
Yeah, that's probably too strong
1:3 or 1:4 is more appropriate
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>>5532517
So witty /v/ would be jealous
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>>5532498
I still haven't managed to write out a whole fic by myself, but I did put together some story-like ERP with an anonymous friend. It's up on fimfiction and I'm curious as to what you think about it. It is a little extreme though.
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>>5532541
1:4 vodka to oj
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>>5532550
How vital is it that you study? Do you have a test tomorrow, or is it the research kind of studying?
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>>5532535
>>5532544
I'll make a character then.

I saw you had a buffalo, a gryphon, and a unicorn.

Can I get a link to the guide?
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>>5532567
Link?
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>>5532553
>playing mario
>as an adult
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>>5532523
I think he's running a contest in FimFiction why a 40 buck prize money or something.

He's also planing to go to Bronycon next year if he get's people o give him the dosh.
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>>5532581
you say this like i don't check his user page every day like a slighted ex-girlfriend
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>>5532544

>Bat Pony

>was about to say "I thought the game stuck to things shown in the show itself," before remembering Nightmare Night

Okay, you got me there, but other than cosmetic appearances, I can't see how it'd be different from being a pegasus.
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>>5532498
A custom themed 1,000 word short fic - $2.50.
A custom themed 10,000 word long fic - $7.
An attentional 3$ for every 2,000 words.
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>>5532517
>>5532578
>2012
>posting costanza.jpg
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>>5532567
>getting fimchan confused with fimfiction
>any year
http://fim.413chan.net/fic/res/33195.html
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>>5532596
>10,000 words
>7$
if that's what's acceptable i'm gonna stick to just doing requests. that's like, at least four hours of work. just a little over two dollars an hour doesn't seem worth it.
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>>5532576
goo gl/WKvUM, also posted earlier >>5530612

The three party members were a LG Buffalo Cleric/Necro, LG Griffon Cleric/Pally, and NG Unicorn Cleric, all divine classes following their respective deities. I'm not limiting what you can play, just advising you in case you want to lean towards party variety or fitting in. Whatever you choose, you have to work together.
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>>5532606
I like your stuff but that fic is boring.
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>>5532619
no pinkie i'm not sticking anything into anything
pls go away
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>>5532595
i'd imagine they would have some sort of special battributes dealing with night or darkness
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>>5532620
Alright, 20 bucks. You said 10 was too steep before though.
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>>5532573
It's November, people are either getting the tail-end of midterms or panicking from low mid-term scores or gearing up for finals.
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>>5532593
Oh.

But why?It's not like he even bothers to write anymore.
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>>5532603

>not posting skulltanza
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>>5532631
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>>5532573
Test is tomorrow, it's all-nighter time
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>>5532581
>tfw you cant abuse bronies for money
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>>5532630
Both of them? There's two in the OP.
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>>5532633
i might have mis-spoken, sorry. i was commenting that if the consensus was ten dollars i could base it off that

what i thought i said was a friend i discussed it with quoted a figure i thought was way too high. i'm not gonna mention it here, but he was going off of freelance writing work... which, yeah, isn't really comparable to my little pony porn - but at the same time, it's still an investment of time to give someone something they enjoy

might help to think about what i'd pay for it as well
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>>5532620

pls darf

>>5532532
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Who is a bigger fag:
RustyDooks, or sentenal01?

At first impulse I'd say Rusty, but sentenal puts up some fucking STIFF competition.
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>>5532671
My condolences. Good luck.
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hey mlpg, can we be /fit/ or /n/ for a little while? I like it when we're those boards.
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>>5532688
You
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>>5532688
sentenal, no contest
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>>5532596
>10,000 words
Dude
A book is like 100,000 - 150,000
You crazy
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>>5532632
hehehe, and yes that is the direction we are going, make them mimic bats a bit more.
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>>5532673
Both.
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>>5532693
Sure, lets be /fit/

I skipped lifting today because my arms are sore and I'm a lazy sack of shit
How about you?
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>>5532702
XD you shure did turn that 1 aroudn!11!1??1!
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>>5532688
>dooks
>a fag
please go back to the piss
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here is something you didnt want to see
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>>5532693
>implying we aren't always /fit/
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>>5532688
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>>5532717
I lifted today and almost threw up.
Now I'm eating a steak in front my computer screen.
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>>5532724
That's pretty awesome
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>>5532595
To be honest, I've been pushing for v2.0 to have more races just in case we have to shift the whole thing to an original setting to dodge a lawsuit. Plus it makes things interesting. We're making a character trait system that will limit the abuse of racial variants like bat ponies, though, so Special Snowflakiness should be minimalized.

How do you feel about playing a Deer?
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>>5532717
I went lifting and jogging even though I just got off work and had a headache.

Que paso con ustedes?
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>>5532724
>implying I didn't want to see that
Oh murr he has nice arms
shame about the bald spot
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>>5532717
Skipped two sessions of throwing myself at a hill on my bike due to knee problems, though I'll get back to it after I go clipless tomorrow.
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>>5532731
Yeah, that's what I meant about stiff competition.
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>>5532672
Just criclejerk with them.
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>>5532688
fluttershy
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>>5532744
>>5532745
Why do ponies commit adultery so much?
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>>5532706
I'll pay any reasonable amount for a good Luna rape fic.
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>>5532706
>$142 for a short ponebook
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>>5532740
Are Sheep available?
Are they basically Dwarves?
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>>5532723
>thinks his opinions are facts
>beta pansy
>nazi dictator in stream
>circlejerks constantly
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>>5532763
>ADULTery
>some bray
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>>5532740
You have my interest sir.

A quick question is how well they fit with the rogue class?
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What are your hopes for season five
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Any Tenneseefags in here? Quick question to ask you.
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>>5532763
>adultery
>unmarried ponies
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>>5532763
>adultery
Looking at sexy pictures of your sexy coworker is adultery?
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>>5532742
>murr

where does this word even come from?
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>>5532772
hateanon pls go, you're not funny anymore
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>>5532723
He is kind of a dick, though.
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>>5532772
Try again in the morning threads son.
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>>5532782
Lets not get ahead of ourselves here
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>>5532791
furries.
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>>5532606
i read those when some anon linked them a little while

to be honest neither of the fetishes were my cup of tea

the blueblood one started okay enough but i think i read the phrase 'four feet of cock' and almost spit out my drink and had to stop there

the other one was just so weird i couldn't get into it

i apologize that for once i managed to not have a host of fetishes

though i applaud the effort at composing something longer

i promise anything you do in the future i will read with the hopes of enjoying
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>>5532770
Sheep may or may not be made available, what kind of racial abilities would you like to see for a sheep?
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>>5532723
is it bad if I agree that Dooks is kind of a faggot?
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>>5532740

...Should I start drawing stuff for the Rules Page?
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>>5532802
>not four feet of pure pony pleasure

I would stop too
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>>5532723
I really dislike Dooks.
I don't know why, he just pisses me off. I've had him filtered for a while now though, so problem solved.
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>>5532723
>Dooks
>Not a fag
A fag who contributes, but yeah, still a fag.
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>>5532740
>deer
If they aren't the setting's stand-in for elves I will be so mad.
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>>5532744
I wish I had some suggestive Soarin I could post
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>>5532815

I don't think they're as well-defined as the deer are, but I think what little we've said of them paints them as tough and hardy.
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>darf is worried about being creepy with his Snails/DT story

Dude, it wouldn't even be the creepiest thing written about Snails in the past month.
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>>5532815
>>5532815
Wouldn't they get a benefit to medium and light armor? Their fluff working as extra padding.
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>>5532770
>>5532776
>>5532839
The new races are all in the concept stage, so we could certainly use any and all ideas or suggestions you may have.
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>>5532815
Well, assuming they haven't been sheared, the wool would act like padded armor and insulate them against cold.
Movement speed would be stuck at 20ft, because of stubbly little legs, but they'd probably have a bonus to bull-rushing thanks to their built-in battering ram.
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>>5532839

>would rather have wispy, flouncing elf-deer than badass Celt-deer

You're severely threatening your likelihood of being my nigga, Anonymous. But I respect your opinion.
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>>5532782
That they bring Applejack back after that whole season 4 finale fiasco.
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>>5532822
Please do.
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>>5532847
well, i was on the fence about it anyway, and for some reason in my head it's less messed up to write about underage ponies fucking than underage humans doing the same thing

though, i think rs did some loli stuff in the past... or maybe twist was a teenager in that one fic

anyway
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>>5532802
Yeah, they did get out of hand rather quickly, but it was certainly a lot of fun to write. I didn't think I'd like it when things got to their final size on either one of them, but I have to admit that I'm starting to see the attraction of macro stuff.

I'm glad you gave them a chance though!
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>>5532816

Is it bad if I can spot you samefagging? Go to bed and stop being a faggot. You spammed his chat, you got banned. Deal.
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>I'm starting to see the attraction of macro stuff.
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>>5532873
That would mean we'd have to see her daughter, though.
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>>5532878
>it's less messed up to write about underage ponies fucking than underage humans doing the same thing

Amen.
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>>5532871
>Dwarves and elves don't really get along
>Sheep and Deer tend not to get along until after they've fought either at each others' side or against each other
It's right there, including their deep respect for nature. Nobody said they had to be pansy-ass elves.
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>>5532871
Why not both?
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>>5532871
>whynotboth.jpg
the lightweight prancing faggotry can coexist with smash-everything badasses.
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>>5532886
>spamming the chat
ishygddt, that's not me bro

dooks is just a douchebag
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>>5532915
>>5532916
>whynotbothmind
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Well this sucks. I know rape, even fantasy rape isn't the most appealing of things to write and everything. Still sucks there are only a handful of fics I can get off on. Oh well. Hopefully clopfic will be repaired soon and someone will do a Luna RFic in the near future. Thanks anyway.
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>>5532906
>>5532915
>>5532916

Indeed. Let's see if there's a way to make the two work together?

Although, I'm still leaning more toward Celtic stuff than Elvish. I guess I'm more fond of basing things in fantasy on real-life cultures.
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>>5532878
Speaking of messed up did you ever take a gander at those stories Empty co-wrote?
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>>5532942
for the record, i don't have a problem writing rape, and could probably do a decent job of it (maybe?) but i don't have time or room with all the other stuff in the queue

i think when you first asked i said 'get back to me when the list is clear'

so

do that, maybe?

or go ask taw, if he's doing 'commissions' i'm sure you could get him on board
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>>5532917

So is everyone else.
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>>5532943
I dunno, the Celts were kinda elf-y.
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>>5532958
i posted on it right here
>>5532802
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>>5532966
Alright, fair enough. Night.
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>>5532942
Sorry we can't be of more help to you

I can offer you this, but I'm sure it's not what you're looking for: http://pastebin.com/nPAek7gn

I'd take a shot at writing something else, but I haven't had any desire to write since I stopped smoking dope.
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>>5532886
>tfw because of that one guy everyone will think you're him if you admit to disliking Dooks
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>>5532974
Oh okay. Sorry I just got here.
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>>5532943
Coexistence ideas, then? Hm. Maybe only the highly-magical ones are the prancing nature-worshiping pussies? That leaves room for things like fighters/barbarians/paladins.
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OKAY MOTHERFUCKERS, LISTEN UP!

IT'S TIME TO POST YOUR:
1. FAVORITE PONY
2. FAVORITE DISNEY MOVIE
3. FAVORITE DISNEY SONG
4. FAVORITE PIXAR MOVIE
5. FAVORITE DREAMWORKS MOVIE
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>>5532943
Well, if the Deer are supposed to be Celts, what would the "Dwarf-like" Sheep be? Modern fantasy dwarves are usually modeled after Scots, who are of Celtic origin...
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>>5532994
Just let it go man
It's OK to not like a contributor, but you don't have to make a big deal about it every time they post
Just filter and move on
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>fell asleep snuggling a bunch of pillows to emulate chubby pone
>wake up with my arm having fallen asleep
>2 hours later and my pinkie is still asleep
Uhh... Is this a problem?
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>>5533006
1. rarity
2. disney is shit
3. the songs are shit, too
4. pixar is shit
5. isn't that the one where they all make the same face?
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>>5532848
>>5532844
>>5532906
>>5532859
Noted, I like the idea of sheep and rams being rivals with deer and friends with goats. Gives some nice character to the world. Our current draft of deer has them kind of like elves, with a forest orgin and everything. I would imagine that sheep and rams come from the mountains, so making them basically a dwarf is likely. Diamond dogs have been the closed to dwarves so far
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>>5533008
How about partially on Africa instead?

They live in more arid environments, and build like termites to have cool living conditions?
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>>5533022
it's cancer
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>>5533008

What I drew was modeled off of Vikings and Nordic/Scandinavian people.
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>>5533030

>sheep
>African

I... don't think that's going to work.
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>>5533022
I once woke up and my right middle finger was numb. Stayed that way for almost a week, and then took a few days to get back to full feeling

it happens
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>>5533006
FUCKING FLUTTERSHY
FUCKING ALADDIN OR BEAUTY AND THE BEAST
FUCKING FRIEND LIKE ME
FUCKING WALL-E
FUCKING THE PRINCE OF EGYPT

WHY ARE WE SHOUTING
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>>5532987
Not a fan of female rapes male, but thank you for it nonetheless.
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>>5533022

Did you pinch a nerve, maybe? In your elbow?
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>>5533022
>>2 hours later and my pinkie is still asleep
Anon, she isn't real
Although I do like the thought of her being chubby
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>>5533006
1. Drainbow Collision
2. Lion King
3. I've always fancied Prince Ali I suppose
4. Finding Nemo
5. How To Train Your dragon
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>>5533011
then why is it ok for people to freak out whenever sentenal or nanaki posts then?]

like a million shitposts whenever they even show up
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>>5533074
man, i think that's hotter in most cases

i might just be bored of the regular kind though
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>>5533006
1. Pinkie Pie
2. The Iron Giant
3. - - -
4. Toy Story 3
5. The Prince of Egypt
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>>5533089

>Sentenal

that's one or two idiots stirring the autist nest up into a frenzy of shitposting

>Nernerkle

We tolerate him as long as he doesn't bring any furfag bullshit in here.

I personally wish he'd take off his trip if he's not contributing anything, but at least he's not posting furry porn he's commissioned.
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>you will never smell your horsebando's sweaty nuts
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>>5533029
I dunno about you, but I always kinda pegged Diamond Dogs closer to Goblinoids/Gnolls. Not saying there's anything inherently wrong with those races, but it just made a bit more sense.
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>>5533006
Giraffe Boy
Swashbucklers of the Atlantic
Heckflames
The Stupendouses
How to Teach Your Big Lizard Stuff
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>>5533006
APPLEJACK
LILO AND STITCH
ANY LITTLE MERMAID ONE
UP
ROAD TO EL DORADO
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>>5533116
>You will never lick them clean
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>>5533089
Because Dooks hasn't really done anything to cause a larger number of people to dislike him.

You may have some sort of personal vendetta against him, but to the rest he's a pretty cool guy.
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>>5533122
>Gnolls
Fucking this.
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>>5533006

>Pony
This one

>Disney movie
Hercules

>Disney song
A Whole New World

>Pixar movie
Ratatouille

>Dreamworks movie
Spirit or Sinbad, please don't make me choose
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>>5533089
It's not OK
It's fucking annoying as hell
and "lol everyone else does it y can't I" is a shitty justification for shitposting
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>>5533116
I will never have a horsebando
I will never be gay
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>>5533093
Maybe it's a sexist thing, or a mental issue, I don't know. I just prefer the male being the dominate one in any sex story, rape or consent.
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>>5533029

If you read greentexts about them, there's a few who think of Deer and Sheep as being friendly and actually having a lot of respect for each other, even if it's not immediately apparent.
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>>5533127
>you will never move into fully worshiping his heavy equipment
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>>5533029
>>5533122
Yeah, it's just the fact that DDogs were an actual subterranean race, with an affinity for precious gems, no less.

Sheep don't really have a reason to go deep underground, but I certainly can see them being highland dwellers and or even Viking river raiders a la >>5533046

Actually tying Deer, Goats, and Sheep all in together would be pretty neat. Goats are also light on lore.
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>>5533089
Because sentenal's done shit like this.
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>>5533154
well, it's the stereotypical notion of rape, anyway. i have to admit than other than in an abstract sense i don't find anything attractive about a girl being scared or injured... it'd be fun to DO, but thinking about it just makes me feel weird

wait that sentence is kind of weird
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>>5533170
>holding something dumb against someone forever and ever
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>>5533170
nobody gives a shit but you
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>>5533168
>Goats are also light on lore
I'm workin' on it
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This is a pony.

She is yellow and she is really shy.

Do you like her?
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>>5533174
deafdefiler, please
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>>5533170

>Sentenal posts critiques on his wall so he can read them and be reminded of their advice

That's... a bad thing?
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>>5533174

Don't worry about it, darf. Your dick just has direct control of your brain.

It's alright as long as you do no real raping.
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>>5533170
All joking aside, I'm sure most everyone here has printed out at least one or two really meaningful posts and hung them up at their desk / at work / at school
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>>5533191

She's only my favorite
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>>5533198
so far so good!
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>>5533199
The closest I've come is capping a few that I stashed in my personal inspiration folder.
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>>5533199

I never leave the house without an inspirational MLPG post clipped to my messenger bag

five stars!
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>>5533182
>Kill yourself.
HE ACTUALLY PRINTED THAT OUT AND HUNG IT ON HIS WALL
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>5533214

Likewise. I have a power level to hide here.
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>>5533191
She's my favourite
I'd cuddle her in her sleep
If she wanted that is
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>>5533198
>>5533210
>he doesn't plan to rape anyone
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>>5533168
Goblins liked shiny things as well. Notorious for moving into Dwarven territory besides.
And I don't mean that sheep are subterranean like Dwarves, but they share their fondness for drink and industry. Goats are excellent craftsmen of arms and armor, Sheep are excellent craftsmen, clothiers, and millers.
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>>5533164
>You will never beg him to stuff you
>He will never tease you because he knows you're nowhere near ready for his full length
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>>5533006
Treekicker
A Goofy Movie
Whistle Stop
Incredibles
Road to El Dorado
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6 yo anal some cry HUSSYFAN
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>>5533174
Oh no, nor I as well. i don't like the actual idea of anyone being raped, in fact it's a turn off. It's why it's confusing at times for me when thinking about it. Is it hypocrisy, or is it OK as long as I have a clear sharp line of what is reality and fantasy? I just burn myself out before I really start going off the deep end, and just go back to being 'normal'.
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>>5533160
nothing wrong with a friendly rivalry.
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>>5533191
She rubs me the wrong way, but I feel like I would really warm up to her if I had the chance to know her
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>>5533191
no, she is worst pony
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>>5533237
unf

>>5533249
oh, well there you go then
as close as i've come to the real thing, it's pretty fucking hot, so i can't blame you for liking the idea. i just think girl on guy is more fun to read about
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>>5533249

>Have to literally think hard about whether or not it's ethical to pleasure yourself to the thought of rape

son you're so far from normal
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>>5533168

Like >>5533122 said - they're somewhere between goblins and gnolls.
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>>5533219
I know MLPG has been a great influence in my life!
Keep it up, fellow horsefuckers!
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Can we get a copy of the current MLPD&D rules?
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>>5533191
She's alright
I like her a lot more now than during the pilot, that's for sure
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>>5533219
>>5533273
uh, guys
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chad
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http://www.equestriadaily.com/2012/11/possible-season-4-official-confirmation.html
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Which pony do you think is starved for attention?

I bet it would be Fluttershy
She'd have avoidant personality disorder

Would you spend time with her even though she feels like she isn't worth it and tries to hinder your efforts?
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>>5533199
don't leave home without it
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>>5533280
Right here, friend.
>>5530612
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>>5533237
What if pony was big and strong but wanted you to dominate him instead?
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>>5533294
yeah but I better be getting my dick sucked when it's over
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>>5533307
What if she refused?
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>>5533293
>$0.10 million
I hope I'm reading this wrong and they aren't paid 100k for a new season
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>>5533293
It's a stretch, but interesting nonetheless.
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I love Ghost's pones.
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>>5533128
>You may have some sort of personal vendetta against him
GEE I WONDER WHY
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>>5533266
An example of me thinking: "If it is ethical for me to masturbate and get sexually aroused at the idea of fantasy rape, of a male asserting dominance over a female and using her for his own pleasure, then what does that say about me and every other sexual deviant idea and concept? Do I accept that the same can be said for pedophilia, necrophilia, vore? I find all three and many more examples to be revolting, to consider people getting off at those thoughts is sickening to me. But, am I not the same with rape?"

It's circular logic and I never really come up with an answer I'm comfortable with
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>>5533321
We can do this the easy way or the hard way.
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>>5533307
Unlikely
You'd have to force yourself upon her just to get her to kiss you
She'll warm up eventually
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>>5533304
I'm a subby little bitch to the core, but I'd give it my best shot if he asked.

I guess I'd probably give him a fist and do my best to milk his prostate?
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>>5533343
>anyone who puts on Dooks' name is Dooks
you're fucking stupid, anon
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>>5533294
>>5533307
>nervous self-hating fluttershy continually decries your attempt to spend time with her
>you set up a game board and play both sides while she stares at the wall and talk about how worthless she is
>you force her to turn around and roll the dice at least once
>she smiles just a little bit as you hold her hoof and help move her piece around
>after you put away the game board, you turn to her before you leave
>she smiles shyly at you
>you unzip
>she looks at you, confused
>you explain your reasoning - surely no one could ever want to spend time with such a worthless pony without some kind of compensation
>her eyes tear up as she nods in agreement
>she tries to stifle her gag reflex as she opens her mouth for your cock


why this boner
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>>5533347
Who cares? Just shut the fuck up and jerk off, it's really that simple.
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>>5533342
>those colors
Why are even the shitty artists better than me
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>>5533343
Oh hey, I can be dooks too!
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>>5533347
I think that if people are mature enough to understand that there's a difference between fantasy and reality, then it doesn't matter what the fuck you're fantasizing about.
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>>5533363
pftt haha
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>>5533342
Shit, fuck, I accidentally the low res.
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>>5533363
Thats sad and hot.
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>>5533361
fuck off dooks

didn't I already go over how much you piss me off?
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>>5533363
My headcanon is that Fluttershy has incredible blowjob skill
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>>5533373
>>5533361
And here I was trying to dig up the post in the archive like a chump
I forgot he doesn't even use a trip
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>>5533392
How is that possible if she's never practiced
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>>5533392
And she doesn't even know it.
It's just years of warming up carrots and celery stalks in her mouth for her pets
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>>5533359
What if he asked you to call him names and tell him how pathetic he was?
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>>5533343
>11/06/12
>06
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>>5533399
You're so fucking stupid.
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>>5533363
darf
darf pls
I was trying to make good feels
why do you do this darf
why do you always reply to me darf
stop this darf
darf
darf don't stop
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>>5533392
whereupon stems this headcanon?
if anything she seems like she'd either have no experience, or have eaten pussy a few times in college when she and dash got tipsy together unf
unless you follow that whole 'molested by her father' theory, which i have to admit after my previous meandering is kind of messed up
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>>5533385
pls I'm sorry, I'll suckle your genitals~
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>>5533423
>>5533402
boom : >>5533405
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>>5533392
All the ponies have incredible blowjob skills.

They've got wide mouths. Long throats. Highly prehensile lips and tongues. They could deep throat you with ease and never have to stop to take a breath.
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>you will never fist your pony waifu
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>>5533439
No teeth? Those mouths sure do look soft.
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Can we stop talking about namefags and talk about pony?

Do you like this one?
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>>5533296

>No Druid Class

Aw... well, that puts a damper on things.
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>>5533445
>Frike Dris?
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>>5533430
>fluttershy takes the whole of your cock into her mouth with ease
>she nurtures it with her tongue, coaxing a groan from you as she caresses the underside of your shaft and head with long, gentle licks
>you feel yourself getting close already and close your eyes
>CRUNCH
she always chews it up into smaller pieces for the bunnies
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Season 3 is almost upon us, the nightmare is over and you can just begin to see the warm sun rise over the horizon.

We did it mlpg. We endured, as our ancestors have endured.
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>>5533454
I don't like any pony with sideways eyeballs
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>>5533454

That is a very dumb looking pony, anon.
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>>5533460
I bet you think you're a REAL comedian you funny guy
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>>5533464
It'll be over before you know it, then we'll be back in hiatus mode
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>>5533454
He gives the best blowjobs of them all.
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>>5533445

i don't want to fist Rarity, though.
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>>5533455
The druid class is here https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/pub?key=0AjN5fGlS0E2rdGhrdnNpQ1hFUzFDNkowelJ2U0szNFE&output=
html
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>>5533455
Druid sorta counts as a multi-class thing. See those links in the top-right corner of the image? They lead to more complete rule sets, along with a couple other in-development classes and spell lists.
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>>5533455

>Shaman Class

HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS
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>>5533482
Holy shit you post actual mlp ponies?
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Would you fist pony all the way up to your shoulder?
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>>5533409
It would be a half-hearted effort, but I guess I could make fun of him for being so sensitive and coming so quickly (obviously failing to mention how much I want to slide underneath and try to drink it down despite knowing it would be way too much for me to take)

Would it be better if I were to smack his ass?
Spanking's degrading right?
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>>5533445
Of course not. I'd never hit a pony with my fist.
That's mean
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>>5533482
i wouldn't want to fist rarity either
she's the tightest purely through commitment to her 'exercise', but even well-honed muscles would quail a little at an entire arm inside her cunt

plush she could probably break it off by winking
and no one wants that
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>>5533491
I think Celestia could take it, but only if she didn't mind me gently massaging her womb with my fingers.
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>>5533460
This story bits Darf
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>>5533445

but i don't want to fist Rarity, i just want to put my dick inside her anus
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>>5533460
Human male on pony is my most shameful boner
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Ok guys

Guys

Yo Guys

What if

Stay with me now

What if

Guys

What if

pony

Guys seriously

what if pony

where to

pony

pony
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would you rather fuck pinkie on the floor of the bakery, twilight in the library, applejack in the orchard, fluttershy in her cottage, rarity in her workshop, or rainbow dash on a big fluffy cloud (you can walk on clouds)
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>>5533509
Someone post that picture Apple drew with Rarity x Anon anal
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>>5533491
>Sticking your arm inside a horse's vagina is alot like putting your arm between two slick rubber tires
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>>5533513
That's disgusting
I'm writing a letter to Celestia denouncing you right now
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>>5533512
That's why I prefer male pony on human female
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>>5533517
Rainbow Dash on a cloud, just because it sounds comfy as hell
>>
>implying dooks isn't a faggot because he's from the steam chat
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>>5533518
I'm not sure which hole it;s technically going into, but I'd like to think it's her ass.

http://i.imgur.com/uXGVk.png
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>>5533517
Twilight in the library, with one hand over her mouth to maintain quiet
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>>5533513
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>>5533490

when we aren't arguing about politics, circumcision, religion, et cetera, sure.
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>>5533517
i'd like everyone to see how awesome i am, so probably rainbow dash on the cloud as long as we are within view of all the townsponies

or applejack in the middle of the orchard while everyone can see us and hear our grunts and moans as i rut away
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>>5533537
unf
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>>5533517
Pip-chan in the town square on nightmare night
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>>5533517
AJ in the orchard. Fuck her do hard against a tree she makes up a new term for harvesting apples.

Apple fucking
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>>5533536
Its truly a testament to Neganon's prowess that he can hold a squirming pony effortlessly at such an odd angle
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>>5533517
Colonel Mustard in the observatory with the candlestick.
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so there's this

"How to Handle Grown-Ups"

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/61684/How-to-Handle-Grown-Ups

Can't they be annoying? Diamond Tiara's figured out just how to handle one particular grown up in her life.

tags: Diamond_Tiara, first_person, Human, pedofoalia, femdom, financial_dom,

special thanks to
uh
the guy at the end of this thread
http://arch.413chan.net/mlp3777528.html
for basically inspiring this entire thing
and also i directly ripped off some lines sorry

and darf
for providing further inspiration
and editing
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>>5533536
Nnnn yeah, that's the stuff.
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>>5533561
>Rainbow Dash, on a cloud
>About ten feet in the air
>In the middle of town
>While Mayor Mare is trying to give a speech or something
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>>5533527

stallions are better for ponying a human than humans are for humaning a mare.
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>>5533571
welcome back, you scamp you

i recommend reading this though
with one hand if possible
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>>5533347
What do you like about rape? I've never understood the appeal of those fics and reading them always bums me out. Do you like the thought of the object of your sexual desire suffering or do you imagine she enjoys it?
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>>5533569
>Not Mr. Green
fag
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>>5533565
>AJ wakes you up at 4:00am
>"w-why so early"
>Apple Fuckin, let's go.
>"But 4 am?"
>Yeah, I wanted it to be the CRACK of dawn
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>>5533580
i pull out and shoot my cum all over the mayor

it goes in her hair and all over her notes

some lands on her lips while she is speaking

she licks them nonchalantly and continues
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>>5533571
YOU ARE BACK
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Wow, this thread is fucking bad.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gN-FM-j8FA0

YOU COULD HAVE STOPPED IT MLPG?
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>>5533455

It's a shitty class selection in all

>necromancer only variant mage. No illusionists, conjurers, spellswords, no nightblades, no pyromancer, no nothing.
>no fucking generic warrior class for guard pony fags
>Paladin class but no blackguard

I propose we use these classes instead.
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>>5533545
mfw
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>>5533608
Why is that a question?
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>>5533580

>walk up behind Mayor Mare and start to fuck her while she's making a campaign speech in full view of the public
>she struggles through the speech and has to be reminded of her place several times

>>5533517

Rarity, if i'm mounting her over a mannequin. otherwise, Pinkie.
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>>5533608
The original is a masterpiece. Please don't defile it with your Super Slow Speed brony scum video that's been posted fifty times already.

Show some manners
>>
DHX Investor Relations:

>Producer and service fee revenues: For Q4 2012, the Company earned $6.71 million for producer and service fee revenues, an increase of 67% versus the $4.02 million for Q4 2011, which marks the 4th consecutive quarter of growth in this category when compared to the same quarter for Fiscal 2011. DHX Vancouver earned $3.19 million, an increase of 61% (Q4 2011-$1.98 million).
>For Q4 2012, the breakdown for major projects over $0.10 million for DHX Vancouver was
>$1.63 million for My Little Pony Seasons 2-4,
>$0.91 million for Little Pet Shop Season I,
>and $0.65 million for Pound Puppies Seasons 1-3.

Mother of FUCK. I knew that Pony came cheap, but 2.5 seasons' worth of animation for only $1.63 million? I know this doesn't include Top Draw's work, but this probably includes all of the Vancouver work, like much of the post-production, music, voices, and everything besides writing and production management, right?

>$1.6M is, like, six guys full time over 2.5 years...
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>>5533590
I like seeing women terrified and degrading them while they're completely helpless.
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>>5533628
Reminds me of this:
http://youtu.be/PQuT-Xfyk3o
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>>5533583
And yet for some reason it's very rare compared to man on pony
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pls don't invite me to MLPG anymore
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>>5533517
i'd like to thrust away into celestia's hot pussy as she walks around canterlot, with me just riding on top of her, pumping away
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>>5533613

+long reach

Everytime.
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What should I draw tonight MLPG?
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>>5533643
>some bitch reading a book with a black and white filter
closed
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>>5533664
Bison.
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>>5533649
I am sorry to hear that sir, may I ask what the issues are so we may serve you better in the future?
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>>5533664
Twilight teaching Dash how to be organized
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>>5533664
Several ponies making serious faces and Bon-Bon having none of it
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>>5533613

>kniggas
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>>5533664
Pony Dogging Mules
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>>5533665
Skip to like 3 minutes in
She's got a vibrator in her
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>>5533677
But Bon Bon laughs at everything
It's canon
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>>5533613
The Necromancer has access to pets and mind control, unlike the Mage who doesn't get even a familiar.

Improved Spellcasting can give your Mage some impressive elemental nukes.

Knights are the generic warriors, and in fact have the only skill in the game that can instantly knock down a target, exposing them to killing blows.

The Paladin class isn't limited to any specific alignment. You can easily be a Paladin of Tirek and spread His Corruption.
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>>5533664

Pinkie giving the inside of your screen a big sloppy kiss.
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>>5533665
She's reading the book while she's got a vibrator in her going full blast.
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>>5533664

draw Rarity as a gangster's moll.
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>>5533613

>white knight
>all those negatives
>+invisible in a snowstorm

I laughed.
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>>5533693

Are those bitches stealing her garbage? Why is she mad?
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>>5533677
Does that mean she would be making a silly face?
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>>5533719
They're in her way.

>Even though she can fly
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>>5533719
No she was mad because they were blocking the bridge
Even though her ass can fly
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>>5533719
Fluttershy is always mad
She just hides it with "shyness"
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>>5533608
I watched all of Dusk's Dawn.

I will not watch this.

>I'm sure it's perfectly acceptable, though.
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>>5533736
no, she was using the garbage to cover herself in while she masturbated
and then those two bitches showed up and tied themselves to the front of the dumpster carts and started hauling it away

i mean, wouldn't you be offended in her position? how inconsiderate
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GENTLEMEN

LET US PONE
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>>5533719
DYEWTS?
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>>5533754
I can't right now. I'm busy
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>>5533754
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>>5533754
You're the boss
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>>5533736
THAT'S MY SECRET TWI
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>>5533773
I'M ALWAYS shy
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>>5533643
that was the most amazing literature reading i've ever seen

also that was fucking hot, i wish it was me under the table
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>>5533586
>>5533602
thanks
it's good to be back

not that i ever left
and i also can't promise that it won't be another 18 years before i write something again

wonder if clopsort's ever gonna get fixed
>>
hey guys i just woke up
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>>5533785
i'm pretty sure it's dead forever
rip in peace, pony porn directory
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>>5533692
The fun really starts going at ~5:30
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>>5533793
shame
that's where i got the most response on, well, everything i've ever written
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>>5533793
Let's get somebody who knows how to code to make a new one!
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>>5533769
>looks back at that point in the episode

Huh, interesting touch of blink-and-you-miss-it animation.
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>>5533766
BUT

PONE
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>Brony commercial, 2 kids, 2 girls, 2 military dudes
>No actual bronies.
Ahahah.
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>>5533785
You should draw anon fucking fillies.
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>>5533786
Yo anon, how's it goin?
>>
I'M GONNA WRECK IT
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>>5533767
>FILENAME
YOU FORGOT ONE
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>>5533820
There's a lot of those
And even more dumb moments that are fun to take out of context and loop over themselves
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>>5533769

well, in the middle of the night, when the moon's shining bright, you're the boss.
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>>5533811
i was worried when it disappeared but my lyra story managed to do just fine without it - i think people are just gonna start looking through the filters on fimfiction now instead

i'll miss it too though. maybe if we wish hard enough, it'll come back one day

>>5533818
i dunno code, but if you know someone you could tell him what's up
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>>5533820
That's what the magic of gifs are for
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>>5533837
>forgot
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>>5533833
pretty okay
im gonna draw maybe
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>>5533848
dat asynchronous leg movement
>>
These are rough drafts - do what you will with them, throw out ideas of your own!

>DEER: Light-hooved and agile forest-dwellers, DEER are known for their connection to nature, and their disdain for Arcane magic

>Fleet of Hoof: Deer ignore all penalties to movement from rough terrain

>Suggested Classes: Bard, Cleric, Rogue, Shaman, Tracker
>Cannot be Mages or Necromancers

>SHEEP: Woolly creatures hailing from the frozen North, SHEEP are hardy, tough and hardworking.

>Heavy Wool: Passive; Sheep take reduced damage from cold weather and cold-based magic attacks; or, Treat armor worn as being a class above its actual type in terms of damage reduction
>OR
>Ramming Speed: Gains a bonus to Bullrush and Charge attacks

>Suggested Classes: Bard, Cleric, Knight, Paladin, ?
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>>5533363

That made my heart hurt, darf

why

that's such a horrible thing
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>>5533859

Draw Rararah.
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>>5533848
wait
what's the problem
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>>5533873
because i'm a bad person who for some reason is aroused at the thought of sad girls doing sexual things

i'm sorry

sad fluttershy touches my boner in a special way, i don't know why
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>>5533879
Nothing. It's just an interesting little animation that you might have otherwise missed.
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>>5533887

well it hurt

can you write something happy to fill this void
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>>5533891
The animators really did their homework on this show.
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>>5533887
Would you still do it if Angel was watching?
especially if he were watching?
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>>5533861
>>5533848
>High quality quadripedal animation is my fetish
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>>5533900
>Fluttershy got lost in the woods
>She was scared
>but then she realized she was just in the chicken coup again
>then Pinkie Pie threw her a party and she was happy
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>All dis Rarity

Feels good.
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I wonder how Derpy'll be treated in S3?
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https://twitter.com/ChefSandy/status/265672800113684480/photo/1

Season 4 confirmed.
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>>5533869
It's a start.
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>>5533904
How many ponies do you think the animators got to go and see in preparation of animating the ponies.
how many ponies did they attempt to push over?
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>>5533900
i don't really do 'happy'
i mean
unless orgasms are happy
i can do orgasms

uh
here
>you meet a pony in town
>and she like, totally wants your dick
>you're all 'uh huhhh, uh, huhh?'
>she gets wet and stuff
>you do it
>it's super hot
>you totally pee inside her or whatever happens next
>she gives you her number, you play video games and eat pizza the whole weekend instead of calling her
>she's okay with that because she has abandonment issues so you can treat her like crap and she won't care
>she comes over when you call to give you a blowjob
>she's not very good
>but she lets you play video games while she does it
>you continue this relationship long past its sell by date because you don't have a problem settling and she can't do any better with all of her mental baggage
>fast forward till today
>this morning you had cinnamon toast crunch for breakfast
>it was pretty good
uh
>FIN
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>>5533941
>the ride never ends
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>>5533904
Wasn't DHX Van chosen in part because of their experience animating quadripeds on Martha Speaks and stuff?

>Started off with Pony...
>Then Puppies...
>Now Pet Shop...
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>>5533950
>you play video games and eat pizza the whole weekend instead of calling her
OH GOD I CAME SO HARD
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>>5533950
Happy feels aren't hard.

Hell, even I've done happy feels. You just need to have a depressing build up. Make them hope for happy.
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>>5533941
Neato.
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>>5533941

oh my gosh~
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>>5533979
that's right, i know what the fellas like
vidyeo gams
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>>5533950

well that didn't help at all
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>>5533947
I imagine you'd want to try it with dogs or something. I've always had the impression that equines and bovines and shit are way more stable.
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>>5534009
dude, did you not read the end?
cinnamon toast CRUNCH
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Fapfiction is pretty much the lowest tier of fanfiction.
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>>5534018

Now my mouth is cut up AND my gains are ruined AND there's a pony suffering that doesn't know there's help right around the corner

this is pretty much three times worse than what you first wrote
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>>5533637
why
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>>5534018
>Not having Reese's
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>>5533947
>>5534013
It's probably just that robot dog video
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>>5534018

>Cinnamon Toast Crunch
>not the elusive and delicious French Toast Crunch

YA BLEW IT
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>>5534034
well, duh

just like r34 is the lowest tier of art

that doesn't mean some good stuff doesn't come out of it
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>>5534013
According to my extensive research, horses are not that stable
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>>5534034
And fanfiction is the lowest tier of creative expression.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vX07j9SDFcc
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>>5534018
Ray Charles can't see anything at all!
But even HE can see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch!
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>>5534060
>come out of it
unf
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>>5534057
That doesn't even exist anymore does it?
>>
>>5534075

It does in Canada.
>>
If you could be any pony race, pony gender and pony age, what would you be?
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>>5534047
>>5534057
You people have shit taste in Cereal

Cinnamon Toast Crunch was the perfect end to that story
An acceptable alternative would have been Frosted Mini-Wheats, but clearly darf knows what he's doing
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>>5533986
You've never done anything well.

So shut the fuck up and fock off.
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>>5534085
Female pegasus, fresh out of pony high-school
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>>5534066
Tell that to Wicked fan girls.

Or anybody who has read Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead.

Or Lauren Faust who based Gen IV off of her personal experiences making up pony stories while playing with the toys.
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>>5534085
I would just be Granny Smith
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>>5534096
ooh
hey there
do you
uh
like cinnamon toast crunch?
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>>5534083
>tfw sudden consideration of imported cereal
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>>5534095
He's not going anywhere. Just ignore him I guess.
>>
MAFIA WHERE
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>>5534085
Pegasus, stallion, young adult

That was hard
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Who are you writing in on your ballot this election?
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>>5534085
Male unicorn, probably a colt so that I have more time to practice, and more excuses for being awkward with, magic.
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>cereal discussion
>not posting COTYAY
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>>5534095
Well you wouldn't know, would you?

I've been anon most of the summer, I could have been anyone.
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>>5534100
don't forget 'Grendel' by John Gardener

i love that book, and it's technically derivative literature

still though, these things are exceptions to the rule, not the standard by which the medium should be shet
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>>5534105
I do
It's too sugary to eat every day, but it's a very nice treat every once in a while
>>
so this is what it looks like when a cock cums inside a pussy

http://hiohmegan.tumblr.com/post/13849132547/ok-so-the-commentary-is-completely-focused-on

what do you think
>>
>>5534085
unicorn
female
newborn
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>>5534085
Little unicorn filly and I would be a sex toy for the older stallions.
>>
Okay I'm starting to get nervous

What if Romney wins?!
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>>5534085
Male Alacorn 500 years old.
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>>5534117
I wrote in my own name for a municipal position that nobody ran for
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>>5534088
>Cinnamon Toast Crunch
>Frosted Mini-Wheats
Froot Loops are the only appropriate post-coital cereal

Or cereal to eat after a weekend of coital-related activities
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>>5534117

Celestia.
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>>5533874
I am doing that
she is one of my favorites
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>>5534130
i've seen that before and it's pretty hot
i just think jizzing in general is hot though, so i'm a bit biased
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>>5534136
4 to 8 years of darkness.
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>>5534066
Its so true.
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>>5534136
>Mormonliar
>win

http://fivethirtyeight.blogs.nytimes.com/
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>mfw Home Depot near me has imported Mexican Coke in old fashioned glass bottles

Dear god, I can't wait to get my hands on that shit.

As soon as I can justify spending 20 bucks on Coke, anyway.
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>>5534136
Then the revolution will begin.

The fire rises, anon.
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>>5534085
Young male Pegasus

learning to fly is gonna rock
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>>5534106

If you're quick, it might reach you in time for S3!
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>>5534120
OH GOD YES
I LOVE THAT SHIT
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>>5534145
>tfw Supreme Justice Nathan will make it illegal to marry anyone over the age of 13

Honestly I don't even remember what I'm supposed to dislike you for so I'm kinda grasping at straws for a topical insult. Sorry, bro.
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>>5534175
Rumble pls
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>>5534136

Then America will finally get back on it's feet.
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>>5534136
We get better.
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>>5534160
not as bad as the 1000 years of darkness that Obama will surely impose on us if he is reelected

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Rw1ioJ99vk
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>>5534160
Only 4-8 years of darkness? I'll take that over the 1000 years we'll get with Obama.


GO ROMNEY
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>>5534128
well
uh
do you feel like treating yourself today?
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>>5534112
rip mafia
you were too 1more4ever 4this world
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>>5534183
LET US BE NIGGAS
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>>5534165
WinCo Foods has them too.

CostCo sells it by the case of 24.

Minimarts sometimes stock it too, but it's about as common as Jones so you have to hunt for it.
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>>5534193
>it is feet

learn english
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>>5534148
Sure, if you're Nathan's girlfriend

If you're older than twelve and you want a loop based cereal either get Cheerios or Honey Nut Cheerios
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>>5534130
>that's what the inside of every female tripfag looks like
u-unf
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>>5534189
:V
I already miss my childhood ;_;
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>>5534195
haha what an overdramatic faggot
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>>5534184
It's okay, you'll get it right next time.

Just do your best, anon~
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>>5534224
New chapter when?
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>>5534201
Well sure, but what's the occasion?
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>>5534208

>WinCo
>CostCo
>Fucking minimarts

motherfucker I live in Florida
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>>5534212
Trolled softly.
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>>5534223
>implying there are female tripfags
chistery's vagina has shriveled up and turned into sand years ago
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>>5534200
Rommney would reduce America back to serfdoms

Ideal if you're rich and Republican
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>>5534223

Roses' vagina is full of spaghetti.
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>>5534165

That shit is worth it, man. They even use real sugar instead of high fructose corn syrup.
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>>5534130
disgusting
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>>5534237
Then we fuck the sand.
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>>5534217
I'm flattered that you think a guy like me has a girlfriend.

Why am I always friendzoned? Why? ;_;
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>>5534234
well, uh
when someone's as pretty as you, i think they deserve a treat every day
i have a just purchased box back at my, uh, apartment, if you wanna come over later
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>>5534130
i wish i could shrink down and live inside a vagina

of course there would be room and light and air

whose vagina should i live inside
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>>5534243
Rose's would be ramen
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>>5534243

MT's vagina is full of sharks.
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>>5534260

Because you're 6'7 you goddamn freak.

That's worse than being short. That's intimidating.

You probably look like a walking rape machine
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>>5534232
Actually, soon pretty now that I've gotten a swing back into writing for darf
>>5534260
It's because you're ugly and obnoxious probably.
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>>5534277

Well I don't know about no vagina living

But I'd live in DJ Acid's boots
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>>5534271
oh geez, you really think I'm pretty?
I haven't even had a chance to get my mane right

But sure! Sounds like fun!
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>>5534281
The perfect trap
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>>5534264
It will all be over after tomorrow. Granted it will be at full blast tomorrow.
It's mostly because chucklefucks like this >>5534145 want this to me a community and not just a pony thread.
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>>5534298
what would it smell like in there
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>>5534281
dermal denticles
for extra grip
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>>5534100
Mr. Kirkley?
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>>5534281
But then how do you have sex with her
Does she have to squeeze real hard to push it out of her
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>>5534235
Oh god, I'm so sorry.
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>>5534291
cosmo pls
more rape
pls do more Twixie rape for the new episode
pls
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>>5534329

no anon, MT is not for sexually.
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rarity
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>>5534264
What if Celestia ran for President?
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>>5534324

The horrible, unholy combination of sweat, dirty socks, leather, and probably semen

so pretty much like heaven
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>>5534350
10/10 would vote for
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>>5534348
I hope smaller ponies don't get stuck in her larger fatness
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>>5534331

At least we've got fucking picture perfect weather three times a year and we're very gun friendly
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>>5534286
6'5"-6'6"

>>5534291
I swear I'm not this bad IRL. It's a lot easier to be agreeable and sociable when there is more to go off of than just text.
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>>5534344
Trixie getting raped once wasn't enough? Writing another is overkill, but considering the indecent flood of bullshit 'Twilight gets dommed by trixie shit' that will happen despite, well, I really figure Twilight blasts her ass out of town at the end of Magic Duel, how else can that end?
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>nathan works his way up the political ladder and is elected president
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>>5534373

Still way past comfortable height
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>>5534373
Please stop. Please. I'm asking nicely.
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>>5534385
I don't know
I just need to >rape
rape some else then
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>>5534362
They probably get drawn in by her mesmeric jiggling, like insects to a pitcher plant
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>>5534260

because you're ugly. what else do you think anyone would tell you?
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>>5534348

>darling, I'm flabulous!
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>>5534387
>Former members of MLPG commit mass suicide
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>>5534387
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>>5534389
I know

>That feel when I will never find a girl comfortably close to my height.

Both of the women I have dated I could comfortably rest my chin on the tops of their heads.

>>5534372
Shame about Hurricane Season.
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I don't get why some pro-life people think that there should be abortion exceptions for people who were raped. That doesn't even make sense to me.

Think about this. The whole pro-life argument predicates on the belief that fetuses are living beings with a right to live. Why is it more acceptable to execute that innocent life if it came about as a result of rape? It's not like being forced to carry a baby to term is "punishment" for fooling around without protection.

The way I see it, you either have to be TOTALLY against killing babies and never make an exception, even for traumatized rape victims (because their feelings are less important than someone's life), or you have to be TOTALLY for abortions, because that fetus isn't a sentient being and therefore it is okay to kill (because we kill animals all the time, non-sentience would be the only important part).
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>>5534412
Jamestown pt 2
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>>5534407
Ha!
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>>5534402
Uh, would you settle for Applejack? I have a WIP with her I never finished because of reasons.
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>>5534417
>>5534419
You can report these posts for shit posting. Team effort here.
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>>5534412
>not committing Max Anarchy
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>>5534407
>I'm positively engorgeous!
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>>5534419
pls stop
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>>5534419
Frankly, if you're forcing a woman to have a baby against her will, you're not really different than forcing a woman to have sex against her will.

Prolifers are the moral equivalent of rapists.
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>>5534419
No.

We are not /pol/

We are /adv/
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>>5534435
You can report this post for telling you to report posts, in violation of global rule 7.
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>>5534303
guys she wants to come over
what do i do i'm not prepared for this
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>>5534034
I just keep getting boners and fapfics help me get rid of them.

It's a medical condition.
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where is new throd
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>>5534454

You can also report this one.
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>>5534417

Naw, after living here for my whole life hurricanes are pretty much light rainstorms. I've walked my dogs through pretty much every hurricane.

I guess it's easier when every house is built to shake off category threes without a scratch
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>>5534457

Hit her with a hammer
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>>5534419
This entire argument could be sidestepped if we had the technology for artificial wombs that we'd just transplant unwanted fetuses into, and once they came to term they'd be wards of the state, funneled into either academic or military applications.
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>>5534415
which of the namefags/tripfags will fire from the sixth floor? who will fire from the grassy knoll?
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>>5534457
I don't know I'm just as nervous as you are
if you just want to fuck I can pretend to struggle if that's what you're in to
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>>5534445
Similarly, if you force a woman to try a free sample of your perfume as she's walking through your perfume department, you're not really different than forcing a woman to have sex against her will.

Forcing anything at all is essentially rape, when you think about it.
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>>5534492
>>5534492
>>5534492
>>5534492
>>5534492
>>5534492
>>5534492
>>5534492
NEW THROD
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>>5534480

>Ross tries to save Nathan by shooting LK on the grassy knoll
>LK kills Nathan, Ross gets blamed and shot

Works for me
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>>5534479
That sounds like an invasive operation. Are you going to strip away their right to have a painless, non-invasive abortion?

Their body, their rights.
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>>5534513
But it's not their body.

It's the baby's body.
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>>5534493
wait time out you're not supposed to be able to see inside spoilers
i mean i guess when you came back for cereal i could choke you when you were leaning over the bowl and drag your unconscious body into the bedroom and tie you to the bed and go from there
but that's not exactly good courting behaviour
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>>5534465
You can also report this one.
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>>5534513
I'm not saying we just go in there and take them, the state "buys" the unwanted fetus, and works from there. Completely, and contractually, consenting.
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>>5534450
You are the worst and poster on mlpg
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For the questers, is there a guide for the equipment I can take?
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>>5534525
>It's the baby's body

Pro life scum detected. Until the baby leaves the womb, it's part of the mother, like any other organ.

Your lungs don't get special rights.
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>>5534457
>>5534478
Darf's feeling generous
Hitting on a pegasus
Invites her to his home
Would you like some cinnamon toast crunch bo-o-o-owls

But as she's getting ready to go
A knock comes on the door
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>>5534548
Anything that makes sense, I believe. But nothing magical or outright ridiculous.
For example, my cleric, in addition to carrying his arms and armor, travels with non-magical medical supplies and some adventuring gear.
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>>5534559
It is an organism with its own distinct set of chromosomes.

That makes it separate.
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>>5534529
geez you guys don't have any manners at all do you
How am I supposed to enjoy it if you knock me out right off the bat
I mean, you can tie me to the bed and all, no problem there, just don't knock me out or do any lasting damage.
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>>5534419
I'm fine with completely allowing abortions, i just think woman in commonlaw relationships or wives should have written consent of the father.
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>>5534597
Okay, so should your mitochondria get their own rights?
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>>5534565
BANG BANG DARF'S SILVER HAMMER
CAME DOWN
APON HER HEAD
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>>5534617
BANG BANG DARFS' SILVER HAMMER
HOT HER INTO HIS BED
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>>5534647
*got
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>>5534565
oh fuck don't stop mlpg, gonna cum
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>>5534615
Mitochondria aren't sentient.
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>>5534584
How about this:

Pegasus Pony named Auvergne.
Neutral alignment
Goal is to see the world, but you can't do it alone and on an empty stomach.

Backstab
Disguise
Stealth
Escape Artist

Light Armor and a fencing foil.

Cooking gear is the noticeable thing he carries. That they can double as regular adventuring tools or weapons is a bonus (cutting knives, sharpening stones, small pans).
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>>5534936
Oh, cool.

You're missing a talent and gender.
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How do I into questing?

Just roll a character and play along?
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>>5535167
Yep! You can find an image sheet of the basics, and a link to the complete rules here.
>>5530612

We haven't started yet because the last horse went kerflop before we could start but you'll be joining four others in the adventure now!
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>>5535167
Just make one according to the rules laid out here:
>>5530612
There are googledoc links in the top-right corner if you want to get fancy with it.
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>>5535167
pretty much
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>>5535113
Gender is male.

Can I get a link for available talents, or is cooking available?

Cutie mark, thanks to Seventh Sanctum, is three rolls of film. He'll carry a notebook that he uses to note his adventures with these pilgrims as well as recipes and pictures of where he has been.
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>>5535206
>>5535207
>>5535203
Can you post the race/class of all other 4 players so I can make a better informed pick?

Or at least the 3 other than this:
>>5534936
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>>5535267
Male unicorn Cleric here, ready to be the heal battery.
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>>5535224
Talent is usually a straight up +2 to a skill, so yeah, cooking will do you just fine.

>>5535267
Straight from my notes:

Bethany, LG BufF Lifebinder of the Sun
5h 5w, resists downing
Mend +2
Heal (Mend), Improved Spell Casting, Raise Dead (Raise Ancients), Reincarnation
Light cloth armor, mace, yellow dragontooth gem on headband
0/1/2/3

Chester, NG UniM Cleric of Luna
5h 5w
Healing actions +1
Cure, Compassion, Divine Wrath, Heal
chain barding (light), flanged mace
saddlebag of holding, healer's kit, spare bandages, three torches, 50 ft rope, grapple hook, flint & steel, medical-grade alcohol, hooded travel robes
Chestnut coat, black mane, hazel eyes
0/1/2/3

Klandin, LG GriM Celestial of Celestia
5h 5+1w
Blast +2
Skills: Blast, Blessing, Spellbreaker, Word of Power
Heavy armor and small shield, short spears and a sword
Armor polish, whetstone, torch, bedroll, food and water, tinderbox, book of prayers
0/1/1/2
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In the meantime, let's start the quest.

...

The city of Gloom is a black sprawl carved from the remnants of a dormant volcano. The streets are layered warrens linked by ashen bridges between obsidian spires. Far from Equestria proper, adventurers, mercenaries, and traders of all stripes, shapes, and color cross paths here.

You are all at the Blackrock Guildhall, sharing drinks and verbal jabs over a table after a successful mercenary job clearing out monstrous mole crickets from the abandoned mining tunnels.

(The fifth player is taking a piss in the outhouse.)
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>>5535462
Sooo, assuming we're supposed to be chatting amongst ourselves...

"What offense to Celestia did you three make to get stuck with Pest Control duties?"
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>>5535286
Tsvetkov LN DiaM Necromancer
Skills: Commune, Raise Dead, Touch of Death, Corpse Explosion
Armor: Heavy leather buff jerkin
Weapon: Hand-Scythe
Catalyst: Rough gemstone
Other equipment: Sewing kit, tinderbox, skinning knife

That look alright?
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>>5535548
"Enokitake grows in those caverns. So I thought that not only could I make some coin for dinner doing the job, I coulf get something to spice it up and get a few more coins out of it."

>Points to his salad and his menagerie of sauces

"Will you pilgrims partake in any?"
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>>5535548
"They just think I'm a new blood and want to give me the work around. I've been adventuring before, its not a huge deal to squash a few bugs once in a while to prove you're still sharp. Name's Bethany."
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>>5535600
"I'll refrain for the moment, though it does look decent from where I'm sitting."
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>>5535594
Just missing your talent. Usually a +2 to a single class skill, but you can angle for different benefits if you like.
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>>5535689
Give me +2 to Touch of Death, then.
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>>5535600
>Returns to the table from outside, flinging himself down on a chair

"I trust I didn't miss anything important?"
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>>5535677
"Name's Chester. And how about you, Chef?"
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>>5535780
After a harrowing experience with a drunken goatmaid, you join the others at the table. Something about mushrooms in that cave you crawled out of earlier today.

>>5535548
>>5535677
To be fair, Gloom's foundations are fragile after ages of disrepair and tunneling, and keeping burrowing pests out is a constant source of work in this city. Every adventurer in Gloom's guilds has a mole cricket story... It's still no less embarrassing for newcomers like yourselves, though.
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>>5535788
"Sorry, distracted by food. The name is Auvergne. I've wanted to see the world and enjoy the finer things in it. I'm not averse to taking small jobs like these to for it. And look,"

>Points at the food

"I came out even better for it."
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>>5535780
"Nope, just taking a nice break."
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>Waving over the waitress, Chester gets a refill for his drink

"So, are we waiting on anyone else, or is this all of us for today? We need to find work around here if we expect to stay for any length of time."
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>>5535893
>Nods and absentmindedly starts playing with his needles

>>5535987
"Agreed... I would prefer not to dwell much longer in this... establishment. I've already had one run in. I'd like to move on soon."
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>>5535987
>>5536011

As though on cue, there's a din in the crowd as a donkey in black leathers swings open the doors to the guild hall. While none of you recognize her, it's easy to know celebrity and local heroes when you see them.

Talia One Ear, a treasure hunter of local renown, leaps to the stage where bards have been playing and immediately produces a chain from which hangs three black obsidian chips.

"Who's looking for a challenge, eh?" The guildhall goes wild at her invitation. "What I hold here is keys to the backdoors o' that scumbag wizard Filchfire. Who thinks they're hard enough to take one and go waltzin' into the sorceror's chambers, hm?"

The crowd quiets down a bit as the other mercenaries talk amongst themselves, weighing their options.
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>>5536081
"If you've got such a treasure, why offer it to us? Surely one of your stature wouldn't pass up the chance for treasure and fame so easily.
Unless there's something you've decided to not tell us, hoping to blind us with dreams of glittering prizes."
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>>5536081
"A sorcerer? Now that sounds like a proper challenge!" I look around the table. "What do you say we go together, might get us off pest control and onto some better missions?"
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>>5536122
>>5536151
>Glances briefly at the two bar dwellers at his table before rising to his feet and clearing his throat, not even waiting for an answer to Chester's question.

"I'll take a key." The statement was not loud in the near-cavernous hall, but firm and quite pointed.
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>>5536081
>With a bit of lettuce still visible in his mouth
"Wizards like that tend to have interesting things in their cupboards, but what's in it for you and how did you score something so valuable?"
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>>5536196
You claim an Obsidian Key from Talia. "A brave soul, you are."

>>5536122
"Don't doubt the skills of Talia One Ear, dearie." She reaches into her saddlebag and produces a glowing orb of magic. At first glance it's forged from smooth crystal, but something about it seems... off. Like it isn't there at all. It's somehow round, and yet not, and it burns with an indescribable color you've yet to see produced on this earth.

The entire guildhall gasps at the wondrous thing.

"I stole one of these along with the keys. Now it wouldn't be all that fair if I just took everything valuable, would it? Filchfire's had enough fun keepin' all of us down with his personal army, it's about time Gloom was given back to the people. Who wants to rob that bastard blind?"
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>>5536231
"Harrumph. Though I suppose my curiosity's going to get the better of me on this matter. Never been in a Sorcerer's Tower before... and if memory serves he's been light on his tithes."
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>>5536207
Alongside you, a heckler calls out, "What, you want us to do your bloody work for you, Talia? You too scared of a few lightning traps and golems?"

"I did bring back that fancy bauble, didn't I? But I'm only one jenny with one set of saddlebags, it'd take a few crews to clear out the place."

Talia approaches Tsvetkov and the rest of you now that you have an Obsidian Key among you. "That one takes you through the golden portal overlooking the caldera."

She goes off and continues looking for parties brave enough to take a key.
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>>5535594
Now that I've had time to fully read all of the supplemental materials, I'd like to swap out Commune for Improved Spellcasting, if that's okay. Not like I've had a chance to use any of them yet.
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>>5536273
Can I get a bit more details on this Sorceror?
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>>5536231
I raise my hoof eagerly. "I'll take a key miss."
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>>5536273
>Turns the key over in his hand, staring blankly at it, before firmly closing it in his grasp

He turns and makes for the door, not even glancing back. "Thank you for the companionship."
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>>5536284
Noted!

>>5536270
>>5536322
Chester's memory serves you well: Filchfire is a local despot who even bullied local temples of all faiths into giving up claims on archaeological dig sites just so he could build his tower over them.

>>5536336
Tsvetkov holds your party's key.
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>>5536284
>>5536345
>>5536358
...And off he goes.

Talia promised only one key per party, and the group of you looked together enough.
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>>5536345
>>5536358
Shit, follow that Diamond Dog.
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>>5536406
>>5536358
"This group of pilgrims has always had some eclectic tastes, and who am I to deny them?"

"Let me pick up a few supplies first. I'm still stirred from the last adventure."
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>>5536358
>>5536406
"Pardon my terms, but Son of a bitch, we haven't even resupplied yet. I'll catch up to you two in a moment, I need to gather a few things. Keep him from running off again, please?"
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>>5536418
>Makes a steady pace toward the edge of town, headed directly for the caldera without any further preparation. After some fifty-odd paces, he turns his head slightly and notices the buffalo, and slows his pace

"You are still following me. You wish to come with me?"

>He pauses a moment, then...

"Okay."

>He waits for her to catch up.
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>>5536451
What are you looking for?
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>>5536478
Mostly gathering my things, and if I can find them I might want to see if there are any trap-detection charms that are for sale nearby. And if I can afford them if there are. Luna knows Wizards, and Sorcerers by extension, just looove trapping their towers.
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>>5536452
"Of course! I need to get off pest control somehow, this is sure to impress the guild." I say confidently. "I think that unicorn wanted to us as well, hold up a second for him mate' "
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>>5536478
Salt and pepper and flour.

A bit of high grade liquor and cooking oil.

Some matches.
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>>5536491
Unfortunately for you, trap detectors and thieves tools are sold out for some reason... You get the feeling Talia has been more than a little public with her heist scheme.
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>>5536492
>He stares at her bleakly and considers her a moment

"We were in that cave together, on the same job, but I feel we were there for different reasons."

Again, an odd pause before continuing, "Why do you care what the guild thinks? Are your actions not your own ends?"

>In any case, the dialogue seems to have stopped him from pressing on further toward the caldera...
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>>5536531
You grab some shakers and a half-finished bottle of Ramish off an unoccupied table, but you'll have to rummage somewhere specific to get any more.
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>>5536539
Botheration.
I'll meet up with the other two. Hopefully they haven't wandered off into the bowels of the tower already.
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>>5536540
"Well, I want to prove myself, its a point of honor you see. There aren't many guilds that want to take a buffalo on, I have to prove that we're just as useful as pony kind. Its a bit of a heavy responsibility. "
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>>5536551
Sorry, I'm getting called away at the moment.

Looks like I'm getting stuck at the tavern to deal with some other "issues" at the tavern.

However, can I hand Chester a bit of flour?
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>>5536583
>He slumps a little bit hearing her explanation

"Oh." He remarks shortly. He pauses. "I see."

He begins to stare blankly into the distance again, before snapping to attention. "I imagine you would think it bad taste to visit the cemetery while we wait, then."
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>>5536616
Or pepper, if I have that?
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>>5536616
Flour and pepper added to Chester's inventory. You're such a team player! Godspeed.

>>5536565
After getting some odd supplies from Auvergne, you find Beth and Tsvet talking outside alleyway leading towards the center of town, the Caldera.
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>>5536631
I sigh a bit. "Well, I'm not as sensitive as my brothers on that matter. The dead deserve a certain amount of respect, we can certainly go there and make our own respects with the local spirits here. " I motion for you to lead the way.
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"There you two are. It seems Auvergne will be delayed for a bit, and the shops were out of trap-detecting items. I do hope one of knows how to detect or disarm wards..."
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>>5536671
(I think I'll switch to first person, since everyone else is.)

I shrug. "It's not worth the trouble."

Turning to Chester, I consider his statement briefly, pausing again.

"Traps will not be an issue."
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>>5536675
"Glad you make it mate', We're about to get going." I smile at Chester.
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>>5536761
"We don't... seem to be heading to the Tower. Detour?"
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>>5536675
>>5536720
>>5536761
The streets of Gloom are riddled with shadows and blind corners, though the three of you are imposing enough not to get sidetracked by any unscrupulous urchins or tough turf talkers.

Do you head to the cemetery after all or head to the Caldera?
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>>5536792
I shake my head. "Not anymore."

Producing my key in the following pause, I follow up with, "The tower will not be entered through the threshold at its foot, but rather the portal at the caldera. That is our destination."
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>>5536847
>>5536812
"Yes, lets move on to caldera then."
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>>5536847
"What makes you certain there is a doorway there? Surely it's not just a hunch."
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>>5536922
In a dead monotone, I repeat the words of the 'hero':

"That one takes you through the golden portal overlooking the caldera."
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>>5536952
"Ah. Well, why the caldera over any of the other two entrances? And why the hurry?"
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>>5536847
>>5536891
Continuing on, you find the shantytown that is the Caldera. Despite the Volcano of Gloom being inactive, very few want to build close to the center of it, despite the city itself being literally carved through the side of the mountain. The path you took went through the lower levels of the city and has you standing just in the depths of the Caldera, with the distant rim above your only window to the ash-choked sky.

The homes here are dug out of the walls of the Caldera, full of makeshift ladders, stairs, clotheslines, and hidey-holes for the poor residents. A "golden portal" would stick out like a sore thumb here, but you've yet to see it. Likely higher up.
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>>5536971
"The caldera is the most expedient entrance because we do not know where the other two are, and we will not compete with other parties for entry at our gate."

Pause.

"You have greater reason for concern about expediency than I. My goals are ulterior, whereas you most likely plan on looting the tower before any competitors."

Taking stock of the lay of the Caldera, I search the sky for clues as to the direction of the portal, carelessly lofting the key about.

>Roll for search
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>>5537040
"Looting is such an ugly word."
Glancing up the ramshackle wall of hovels, Chester will grump once again.
"Harrumph. Fine time for Auvergne to skitter off, a Pegasus would have made searching for your Golden Gate that much easier."
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>>5536980
I look around for a resident to ask about the portal.
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>>5537040
Your eyes, so easily adjusted to the darkness, catch a glint of something bright closer to the rim. You don't see it clearly through the smoky air, but you do have a bead on it. Now's the matter of making the climb...
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>>5537106
You see a pony sweeping the ashes out of her home with her tail.
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>>5537106
I motion to the buffalo to stop and point limply up at the glimmer on the rim of the caldera.

"There."

A pause.

"The pegasus will have no trouble getting there. My hands move through stone like water... the climb will be simple for me."

Another pause.

"Transporting the two of you may prove difficult."

He gestures slowly at the unicorn and buffalo with his free hand.
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>>5537136
"There are ladders, aren't there? You'll just have to wait for us, if you can be that patient."
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>>5537136
"I assure you, I can carry my own weight, but I'd like to ask about a clear path up if we have a moment."
>>5537130
I approach the pony sweeping. "Hello miss, can you spare a moment for a traveler?"
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>>5537173
The pony is startled by your approach and scurries into her shack, watching you from the window with a suspicious gaze.
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>>5537163
I nod slowly at the unicorn.

"Begin making your way up. I will determine if the pegasus intends to accompany us."

Keeping my eyes on the glimmer. I slowly trot toward town, mentally memorizing the location of the portal as I begin the search for our final party member.

(If you're still here, now would be a good time to speak up.)
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>>5537194
I sigh and turn back to the party. "Maybe one of you will have better luck?"
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>>5537224
"Well, there ARE ladders. Pardon if it's rude, but I can't be certain of how sturdy they are."
I'll test one of the nearby ladders.
"Rickety things don't even look like they could hold me..."
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>>5537238
The ladders are held together by twine and makeshift wrappings, but they're of sturdy construction thus far.

>>5537215
You don't need to go looking for him, his player had to leave for now. Quest on.
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>>5537265
I suppose I'll start climbing, then.
"Seem sturdy enough for now. Meet you at the top, I suppose."
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>>5537265
Springing to animation, I quickly begin to scale the caldera walls with my pick-like hands, slashing in and out of the porous, thirsty rock with aplomb.
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>>5537305
>>5537238
>>5537265
"If you think they can hold us.." I try climbing as well.
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>>5537305
You find that a few rungs cobbled together from loose slats are a little unstable for you, and you're slow in ascending.

>>5537326
Even though the rock walls are unevenly soft with ash or packed thick as stone, you find purchase in the earthen surfaces.

Bethany, are you following?
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>>5537354
yes
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>>5537345
You're right behind Chester in ascending via ladders, and though you have to spend a some tense minutes navigating the edges and finding ladders sturdy enough for you, you join the others on some larger balconies high in the caldera.

...

You're all standing on a balcony over the caldera. There's a golden archway off to the side, with a set of double doors in it. However, the portal opens straight into the caldera—the balcony you're on is parallel to it, and has no obvious path to the portal itself. To even get a good look at the portal you need to lean out over the banister.
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>>5537401
"... I despise wizards. I don't suppose that key magically makes a path appear, does it?"
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>>5537401
"Ah, mates.. I'm starting to see why no one else took this path.."
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>>5537413
I shrug and wave the key around just in case a path will appear.

"Anything that touches ground can be reached, given time, in any case."

I visibly flex my claws.
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>>5537441
Your haphazard waving doesn't achieve much, but the key suddenly flashes a bright red, as do some hidden lines in the balcony stone.

A huge chunk of balcony disappears from under you; it doesn't fall off anywhere, it simply vanishes. You barely catch yourself on an edge, hanging over the a long drop into the caldera below. The key has slipped from your hold, it skitters across the balcony floor and stops glowing.
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>>5537441
>>5537487
"You okay there mate?" I offer Tsvetkov a hoof up.
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>>5537487
I'll attempt to levitate it back up to us using my natural Unicorn talents.
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>>5537519
You've got a good footing and can lift him up easily once he gets a hold.

>>5537528
>it
You're targeting the key?
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>>5537519
Expression still dull and blank, he accepts the hoof and pulls himself up.

"The traps begin sooner than expected. I will do what I should have from the moment we left down."

>Raise the nearest corpse (Raise Dead + Improved Spellcasting)
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>>5537544
Yes, since it has, I'm assuming, skittered out of reach onto the balcony.
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>>5537547
The balcony is awfully clean and clear of corpses. From what you can guess, they'd all be many, many stories below...

However, you do seem to get a hint of something faint, and grabbing at it you conjure up a cloud of dust from the floor around you. On close inspection, it's a thin film of ash, and the cloud of it is animated by your magic. From what you can tell it used to be a diamond dog itself before its current form. How did that happen?

>>5537528
>>5537565
You've got the key in your magic grip. Just don't wave it around haphazardly...
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>>5537547
I nod and focus my energy as well. "Spirits come to aid us in this hour, hurry that we may not delay your rest for long." Raise Ancients.
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>>5537601
Just like Tsvet, you fail to find any nearby corpses. The balcony is kept relatively clean, but you also find a hint of spirits clinging to thin clusters of ash. You succeed in calling up a ball of it, but it dissipates in a puff of smoke, making you cough and heave a bit more than you'd expect to from some loose dust.
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>>5537599
Floating the key back towards us, I'll tuck it into Tsetkov's vest pocket.
"You might want to keep a tighter grip on that. We've only got the one set of keys."
I'll look around a bit more and see if I can't spot anything we may have missed before. A ledge, another ladder, some secret lever, anything.
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>>5537633
A pressure plate clicks under your hoof and you barely jump away in time to dodge a blasting ray of bright red negative energy.

Well, that answers the riddle of the corpse-shaped ash cloud!
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>>5537633
I nod.

"The key glowed red when it dispersed our vantage. Do you think it has the capacity to generate paths as well?"

I study the key intensely.
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>>5537660
"Did I mention I despise wizards? I think it bears repeating regardless."
Readjusting my footing, I'll toss another glance around us.
"Should've brought a thief."
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>>5537672
You make out patterns very subtly engraved in the key's glassy black surface, but you can't make head or tails of it.

>>5537683
There's still a residual red glow in the balcony, lines criss-crossing it at many angles.
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>>5537687
(That's it for me for the night. We sure didn't get much done in 3 hours, did we?
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>>5537714
I'm also running dry, and I'm supposed to be awake in 3 hours... No helping it now, though.
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Maybe we should stop here, yeah.

Well, it was a rough night since MLPG went a bit slow and locked us out. Still, we're started and we can reconvene again tomorrow around the same time.

What say you all to 8pm Pacific / 11pm Eastern?
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>>5537733
I can try.
A pity both the Gryphon and the Pegasus bailed on us, though I'm sure the latter had adequate cause.
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>>5537733
That's probably alright.


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