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Old thread: >>5507672

Topic: Are there any characters that you wish could be given larger roles? Smaller roles?
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>rape
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>>5510424
I would like to see Carrot Top accomplish great things
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>>5510424

More flower trio, always more flower trio.
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I like this pony and feel she has been well utilized
I hope she continues to appear but hope she isn't overdone in s3
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OH MY GAWD! Do you gals see what he's wearing?

What
a
DORK!
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I wish Gilda would come back. Maybe not a redemption episode, but sort of a "Oh shit, I'm sorry," sort of lesson.

I love my waifu so much I wish I could see her pretty eagle face again
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>>5510512
>>5510516
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>>5510424
More Berry, of course.
Doing Berry related Berry things!
Berry.
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damn it feels good to be a gangster

also more thunderlane would have been nice
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>>5510516
Why is she so perfect?
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These ones
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>>5510516
Fuck you, I dress nice as fuck. Women have told me that I have great fashion sense.
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>>5510536
>that pic
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>>5510539
She's not.
And that is exactly why she's so great.
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>>5510539

Because her dad is about to be elected President of Equestria.
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>>5510552
your mom doesn't count
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>>5510536
>that entire fucking image
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>>5510568
My mom is dead
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So wait, what's this about GG being afraid of sex?
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>>5510562
I like how all of the Republicans are convincing themselves that al the polls are a lie, and that Romney is secretly ahead, and it's going to be a huge landslide for them on November.
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>>5510536
>Somewhere out there.
>There is a brony, that thinks this image rings true.
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>>5510580
>not taking advantage of your hobby.

Could this actually be done to pick up girls?
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I want to see more wacky homo-sex antics from these two pones
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>>5510587
lol
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>>5510596

Nobody cares
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>>5510606
It IS true, except they're all 3/10 and under.
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>>5510600
It's ok, DFG. You can try again in 235 images.
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>>5510424
Sunass and Splotchbutt.
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>>5510602

The Redskins lost
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>>5510610
HAHA
No.
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>>5510624
>except they're all 10 and under
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>>5510602
PLEASE, LET'S END IT HERE. WE'RE JUST 5 DAYS AWAY! PLEASE DON'T CONTINUE THIS DISCUSSION!
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>>5510610
>Picking up pegasisters

That word caused me physical pain
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>>5510656
Perfect...
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heres the reddit link if anyone gives a fuck

http://www.reddit.com/r/mylittlepony/comments/zwf1d/i_would_never_have_expected_this_but_its_true/

ima going to the store to pick up aaa batteries brb
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>>5510610
>read neuromancer on the bus
>qt chick moves over to try and talk to me about cyberpunk stuff
>mfw I'm gay
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>>5510686

There needs to be more of /ss/ity
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Your task is to defend your realm from these foes.

You may recruit five heroes to defend your realm.

In case you're some kinda loser, the threat to your realm is a team consisting of Shao Kahn, Mongul, Thanos, Darkseid, and Apocalypse.
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>Fond child hood memories of DBZ
>Decide to re-watch it
>All this filler
>Why can't I hold it?
>Watch Kai instead
>Everything went better than expected
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>>5510684
>want equality
>insist on gender specific words
Women
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>>5510673

Five?
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>>5510617
You're a sorry excuse for Bugsanon, and I care, so fuck you.
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>>5510690
is there a herpderp addon for reddit like there is for youtube?
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>>5510700
But Anon...
Those are my heroes.
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>>5510690
>Face it: When you're a Brony, you're stuck with us whether you like it or not! ;)
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I need SO MUCH WORK on my expressions.

Someone's request from the previous thread to Jessy.
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>>5510717
I'm talking about season 3. We can't let the election ruin MLPG, not at this time.
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>>5510611
Lyra is a very hungry pony
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Would anyone want this torrent I found for Flash 8?
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>>5510696
>Attractive female at convention cosplaying pony
>Strike up conversation
>Friend walks in as we're talking favourite characters
>Whoops I left my spaghetti on, bye
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>>5510750
Sure, why not
I've downloaded dumber things from the general
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Is it time for horseboners yet?
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>>5510740

>not even the dead can know peace from this evil
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I love ponies.

So much cuter than humans.
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>>5510745
>typical republican sore loser
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>>5510759
>Gay Niggers from Outer Space
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>>5510763
Go to the old horse for horseboners
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>>5510745

Ah, well the election will be over first, so we won't have to worry about that.

Actually in CA, it's like there's not even a pres election going on.
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>>5510643

Oh shit really?
yeah well it's totally bullshit anyway. its just sports right

right
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>>5510759

http://thepiratebay.se/torrent/4946283/Macromedia.Flash.8.Professional%28FULL%29-TastyTeo
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>>5510743
you could have atleast made fluttershy's reaction a bit more exciting. there should be no excuse for that if you're going to draw an image based on that kind of humor

3/10 for the decent pinkie
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>>5510740
>>5510729
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>>5510786
>>5510778
It's just...can we not discuss that here? Please?
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>>5510743
If you've got trouble with expressions, then practice.
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>>5510810

>Ross storms the thread again, railing against using practice tools to practice
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>>5510792
>piratebay link
Oh, when you said "found" I thought you had to dig it up from some obscure site or something

>>5510780
Technically that wasn't from the general, but yeah
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>>5510797
>>5510810
Thanks.
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Imagine how lonely Celestia is. They all treat her like a princess rather than her own self, or an equal. There is probably still a lot of tension between her and Luna, and she has her own problems that she can't burden on her. Who would be suitable to share her feelings with?
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GUYS

SHIT

S3 IS IN LESS THAN A WEEK.

DO WE HAVE NEW BINGO BOARDS?
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I wanna see more Vinyl Scratch
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>>5510843

I THINK IT'S TIME TO START MAKING THINGS FOR THE BINGO BOARDS
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>>5510708
Somehow I'm able to look past all the filler and manage to enjoy each entry in the series all the way from the original anime to the manga and Kai Japanese or English. But not so much at all for GT.
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>>5510837
That statue of Discord
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>>5510807
Can you just ignore shit you don't like, faggot?
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>>5510843
What's the point? All the spaces are going to be >lol fanservice xd
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>>5510873
Yeah man.

It's not like there's a board for political nonsense.
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>>5510857

1. Celestia and Luna seen in the same scene
2. Applejack mentions apples
3. Rainbow Dash does a sonic rainboom
4. Fluttershy uses the stare
5. Rarity makes a dress
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>>5510843
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>>5510810
Have you got the one where there are a bunch of cylinders and you're supposed to fill them with different kinds of substances?

I remember Rose did it once, then got a request to fill a cylinder with "pony" and she did it.
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>>5510843

http://ponycountdown.com/

oh man, it's just like old times ;_;
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>>5510843
Scootaloo episode
Love and tolerate
Alicorn
Ss and can't dance episode
Princess episode
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>>5510837
The local dragon?
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>>5510872
hnnnnnggg
Obligatory fanfic inbound
if i >feel it.
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>>5510895

Yep.

>>>/sp/
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>>5510879
What.
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>>5510831
if you want a rutracker link, I've got an account
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So, who wants to be miserable?
>>>/co/42527761
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>>5510898
>more pony parents

allmymoney.png
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>>5510837
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>>5510898
That board is shit.
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>>5510898
>adventure outside equestria
>royal couple
>Trixie
Confirmed.
>relationship explored again
MY SIDES!
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>>5510898

We've almost got a horizontal bingo already.
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>>5510810
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>>5510904
oh god

I'd forgotten about this site
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>>5510746
>Lyra will never fail to harness your human powers by eating you
>You just pass through harmlessly
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>>5510934

ME ME ME

time to put on the antlers and read
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>>5510868
Gt is horrid
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>>5510638
OH GOD THEIR EYES!
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>>5510957
wow

look at that best pony
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>>5510898
Neat! Besure to keep track of this one for us.
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>>5510957
If only you had fixed the black on the disgusted square
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>>5510902
I do not, unfortunately. Sorry.
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>>5510610
The only things I'm interested in make people think I'm weird
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>>5510983
Paint fill wasn't working and I hate putting effort into things
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>>5510963
put this on instead
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>>5510960
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>>5510969

I'm afraid you made a mistake, anon. The best pony is that pony's sister. I know, it's an easy mistake to make since they have similar colors and all, but the distinction is important.
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>>5510968
I can't even tell what the fuck is happening in this drawing.
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>>5510960
>You will never be digested by a pone
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>>5510495
i concur
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>>5510947
Sun guard?
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>>5511020
Ya.
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>>5511008
ah sorry, my mistake. the genetics threw me off there for a second.
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hey guys snails sex joke spike snails snails applejack sex joke applejack twilight crackle snails sex joke?
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>>5511032
but there's no joke here
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>>5511014
>Your body will never be converted into nutrition for a pone as well as extra padding on her curves
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>>5511012
You and me both
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>>5511018
I want more Flower Pone too. Rose is pretty.
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>>5511032
GG why don't you like Vampire Weekend
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NVM I fixed it
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>>5511049
HEY ROSELUCK
WHY THE LONG FACE?
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>>5511029
Who are you misterious anon.
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>>5511084
Just some asshole in Cosmos stream.
http://www.livestream.com/cosmonawt
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>>5510902
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>>5511032
Twily pls
you are pone not a delicious roast
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>"We're Indie™!"
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>that feel when __________

Fill in the blank MLPG.
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Sometimes, I like to think that the ponies we create might exist somewhere in equestria and are living happy marshmallow pony lives.
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>>5511106
don't make me hungry you jerk
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>>5511107
meant to reply to
>>5511068
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>>5511111
>tfw no quints
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>>5511111
no oversized stallion to stuff me till I sequel
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>>5511111
>dub-quints
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>>5511047
>You will never get to be glorious pone ass
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>>5511111
no turntable

can't even listen to vinyl records
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>>5511111

>tfw Rarity is a slut.
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>>5511111
>that feel when pony is for non-sexual and I am not depressed
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>>5511104
>>5511104
Great, but I'm looking for the original challenge.

Always wanted to do that one.
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>>5511131
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>>5510963
I would've gone with La Dispute or Bright Eyes or something
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>>5511114
that's just silly
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>>5511141
Why are you here, then?
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>>5511107
but he likes Surfer Blood
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>>5510902
>>5510989
>>5511104
>>5511146

This one?
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>>5511150
>La Dispute
mah nigga
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>>5511114
If you ever go to Equestria one day I guarantee it will be exactly as how you always saw it
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>>5511111
>tfw I'm a toaster
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>>5511114
Every work of fiction is just as real as any other. In that they're not.
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>>5511114
They live in a city that looks more trashed that Ponyville. However, except for the frequent tetanus shots, they are rather happy.
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>>5511111
>tfw you take your shirt off in the yard and no one saw that the skin on your shoulders was golden
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>>5511049
more colton/daisy appearances would be neat
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One day I will write a big fantasy novel with a messianic hero and evil overlord villain. Everything will be leading up to a big final conflict... only for the hero to get killed by some random mook 2/3 of the way through the novel.

The rest of the book is about how the mook got a nice promotion and a massive bonus for the kill and how he uses it to give his wife and crippled son the best Christmas ever.


The end.
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>>5511157
It's fun I have fun when I'm having fun I am happy fun fun fun fun
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>>5511111

>no friends
>no gf
>no direction in life
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well, i'd say Fluttershy deserves a smaller role, but i don't think that's actually possible.
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>>5511170
I'm pretty sure I'll burn in hell...or just enjoy heaven when I die....I'm a human bean. No way I'm getting teleported into Equestria...it be too weird.
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>>5511188
That's kind of funny
I don't know how well it would work as an EPIC NOVEL but I could see it being a decent movie
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>>5511167
That's been finished and edited around, I was hoping for the blank one, but I can still work with that I guess, so thanks.
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>>5511197
Too weird?

But it could be the adventure of a lifetime!
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>>5511077
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Whoa whoa whoa, what?
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>>5511197
well of course you wouldnt go to equestria as a human, that'd just be silly
you would be reincarnated as a pastel pony
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>>5511221
That's his former roommate
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>>5511192
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>>5511111
>that feel when stupid horse cartoons in five days
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>>5511188
>>5511201

I dug up a note I scribbled to myself a few months back for a story idea.

Not sure what I'll do with it, but the blurb reads:

Four small-town fuckups dig up a dead body and a locked briefcase.
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>>5511221
They're frens.
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>>5511233
I'd wanna be a cartoon of some sort. Taking advantage of cartoon physics would be awesome.
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>>5511234
>She had to deal with his bullshit, all day every day.
That poor girl...
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>>5511192

i believe in you, brother. and you have a friend: MLPG.
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>>5511211
A..an adventure with ponies....b...but I'm almost positive I can't have grand adventures with ponies.
They are bright and colorful.
They go to beach and swim.
Or they go to Detrot casinos and bet bits on...horse races?
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>>5511221

That's his former roommate with whom he had a short-lived relationship.
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>>5511221
Oh I get it, because they're both horse-based products
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>3 horses outside my house
>again

What do.
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>>5511182
>tfw you forgot your song
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>>5511239
>filename
that feel
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>>5511263
>I just got that

MOTHERFUCKER
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>>5511257
MT was this you?
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>>5511272
Punch them in the face!
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>>5511272
>rape
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>>5511272
Help them get their cutie marks, of course!
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>>5511272
>rape
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>>5511262
>GG had a girlfrien
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>>5511272
Stick your arm up their poopers
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>>5511246
>>5511252
Do you think he ever raped her? Having to put up with his misogyny was probably soul-crushing.
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>>5511290

>vaviote

How do you mess up favorite that badly?
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>>5511283
No. I'm a different drawfag from the past bro.
But
What pony like adventures would you go on?
I wouldn't mind going on a fieldtrip to Canterlot and seeing what the unicorns do in their free time since I bet like 90% of them don't have jobs.
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>>5511283
boop
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>>5511257
You can do it. I'm gonna do it.

I know I'm crazy but I just wanna believe.
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>>5511319
it's 12:30 AM don't tell me what to fucking do
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>>5511315
>misogyny
what
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>>5511243
We original story ideas now?

Memoirs of an Evil Overlord (Exactly what it sounds like on the tin)
Super Ordinary (the tale of an ordinary insurance agent dealing with life in a super hero-filled New York City)

And some random dream I had about aliens trying to sabotage human research on a device that could give them control of the very fabric of space and time. If the aliens win, the machine will misfire and invert the Earth's gravity well. Bad things would happen. The protagonist was somehow sent back from a timeline where this was pulled off and the aliens use human thralls to work covertly.
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>>5511280
smiling ponies with blood on them are cute
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>>5511221
>>5511246
Ho ho hold the fuck up. If GG is supposedly black then why did his supposed old roommate draw him as a ginger? Something aint adding up here.
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>>5511356
my ex pls go
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>>5511344
no, it's 12:29
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>>5511325
draw us pone going on fieldtrip. pretty please

>>5511332
was that artist you mysterious anon?
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>>5511370
nope, 11:28
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>>5511364
that's just his oc though
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>>5511364

He's not black

Go to one of his streams some time and listen to his music. His taste in music is not that of a black man.
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>>5511325
I wanna beat up some god damn dragons.
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>>5511364
GG's about as black as a mayonnaise sandwich on Wonder Bread.
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>>5511354
>Invert Gravity
What does that even mean?
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>>5511384
it's 23:29
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>>5511384
What are you even talking about? It's 1:29 in the afternoon.
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MT and Klondike are the only black people here.
The rest of us a sooooooooo white
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>>5511399
It means apples fall up into space.
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>>5511389
nigga i know a black guy who goes to neon indian shows
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>>5511325
the most exciting adventures, like tea parties and sleepovers
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>>5510424
I wish the show was only about Sweetie Belle and her adventures to find cookies and candy all around Equestria
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>>5511386
>>5511389
>>5511393
But his OC is also a zebra. People generally believe Zebras to be "black".
we need to go deeper
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>>5511364
If he's supposedly white, why did his supposed old roommate draw him with teal skin? Obviously he's a diseased smurf.
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>>5511399
As far as I understand it, gravity is theoretically caused by large quantities of mass causing a "depression" or "well" in spacetime. Invert that depression and instead of everything being pulled down to the earth, everything is pulled up and away from it.

Long story short, either everything simply falls off the earth or it completely explodes (depending on how strong the inversion and how sturdy the Earth actually is).
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>>5511426
that lucky nigga
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>RagingSemi draws human Twist x pony Snails
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>>5511418
That make no sense.
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>>5511417
I'm so fucking white I AM a ginger.
I can't tan because my pale ass body just reflects the suns rays until it overheats and burns two seconds later.
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>>5511434
>From team player to selfish fatty

ccomedy gold
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>>5511417
>everyone calls me black because of the color of my skin
>mfw I sound like a little white girl and have the BEST taste in music
Labels don't make you happy anon
Black...
White...
We gotta love humanity...and Ponanity as it is.
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>>5511369
how weird would that be to figure out one of your exes frequents MLPG?
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>>5511399
It means the planet blowing up
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>>5511418
That doesn't even make any sense.
Everything everywhere would just disintegrate
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>>5511417
>MT and Klondike are the only black people here.
Mangneto's black, too.
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>>5511438
Ice Pack isn't a self-insert OC, just a regular donut steel.
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>>5511450
Only because it has never happened before. Instead of attracting other matter, the Earth would repel it.
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>>5511454
I love poonani, is that close enough
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>>5511417
fisting my cat
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>>5511443
Why not just null Gravity?
It will be simpler.
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>>5511452
it'll be like Bizarre Foods and we'll see the Equestrian Singapore
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>you will never brush Treekicker's mane
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>>5511449
link me mofo
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Guys, guys, GG is white. This is how his roommate draws him.
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>>5511451

iktf
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>>5511443
>armchair physics
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>>5511454
Weren't you permabanned? Or was it just temp? Either way welcome back I guess
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>>5511426
I have a friend like that.
It's cool, because he's down with going to anything from hip hop shows to psychedelic pop.
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>>5511463
Pretty much, yeah. Everything that is on or a part of the Earth at least.
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>>5511443
>likes to think he's into science fiction
>fails to appreciate that even a small distance under the surface, there's hundreds of tons of pressure every square inch
>doesn't understand what this means if the pressure is relieved.
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>>5511375
I think that's SMILe
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>implying gravity falls
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>>5511486
Holy shit GG's roommate is hot.
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Look at this pony.
She is the cutest.
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>>5511485
http://fim.413chan.net/art/src/135209189539-coloredsnist.png
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>>5511479
That would result in a slower and not as dramatic ending for the human race.
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>>5511454

Are you implying black people have bad taste in music? That's pretty racist, I thought you were above that. Go check your privilege several times for forgiveness.
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>>5511477
huh?
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>>5511443
Everything attracts everything
If you reverse gravity, everything would separate into individual particles, and probably all become hydrogen
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>>5511417
i'm black and have a zebra oc
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QUICK MLPG, DRAW A PONY FROM MEMORY
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>>5511510
>posting sage
>not sageing
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>>5511515
She's black you fucking idiot.
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>>5511454
Well, when we are labeling people by the color of their skin, the color of your skin is important.
I just mean it as a descriptive, not a statement of who you are.
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>>5511505
>thinking a girl is hot because she draws herself hot

You have a long life of disappoint ahead of you.
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does anyone draw with a laptop mouse pad
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>>5511496
>Not recycling your chickens.
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>>5511502
THAT FUCKING GAME
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>>5511519
Grandad you say nigga all the time
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>>5511500
I don't pretend to know everything about science.

And this was a fucking dream I had so there are bound to be inaccuracies.
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>>5511519
i was testing something and didn't mean to quote
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>>5511523
>what are the electromagnetic, strong nuclear, and weak nuclear forces?
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>>5511523
>implying gravitic force is in charge of subatomic bonding
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>>5511458
It wouldn't be that weird, really.
I used to post his OC sometimes when people were making fun of bad OCs (and his is a black and red pegacorn that can turn into a wolf) so I assume he would've said something it
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>>5511505
Fat girls always draw themselves skinny
Also Fat guys
I am impyling Tom Preston comics are shit here.
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>>5511523
>If you reverse gravity, everything would separate into individual particles, and probably all become hydrogen

Weak and strong nuclear forces are more powerful than gravitational forces. Reverse gravity would not be enough to break up molecules.
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>>5511532

So? It doesn't matter, cis scum.
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>>5511547
You're a creationist.

You don't know anything about science.
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>>5511536
She's probably way fatter but unless that's based on nothing she's still hot. Besides it's the personality and way she draws herself in panel 2 that gets to me more.
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>>5511536
I know this far too well, I have a friend, well two actually that draw some comic just for fun, and they are always cute, when irl only one on them truly is
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>>5511563
republic meatbag
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>>5511523
gravity isnt the only force holding stuff together
on the large scale its the most prevelant, but on smaller scales its actually the weakest
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>>5511532
You can't be racist against your own race?
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>>5511523
Right. Everything attracts everything because everything makes some kind of dent in spacetime.

The sabotage would result in only the gravity well of Earth being reversed. All other matter is unaffected.
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We /sci/ now.
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>>5511563
She's not CIS either you fucking idiot.
You need to check your privilege right now.
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>>5511558
If I could draw I would probably end up looking like Ronnie
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>>5511558
N..not all the time....I mean...let's not get personal with name calling.
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>>5511585
God is holding everything together with his BIG MEATY CLAWS
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>>5511589
Would you rather be /pol/?
I voted straight Republican today since I hate gay people.
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck's environment changed in such a way that the ability to chuck wood became beneficial if not vital to the woodchuck's survival and/or reproduction, then allowed the necessary generational time to select for the mutations that would allow the woodchuck to chuck wood?
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>>5511589
>>5511589
>We /sci/ now
>scientifically illiterate children talking about things they don't understand

Yeah, pretty much
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>>5511597
Arent you a bit on the heavy side MT? or am I thinkin about the wrong person
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>>5511566
>Creationist
I don't think that word means what you think it means.

Science doesn't disprove an omnipotent designer, it only tells us the tools he may have used.

And let's just drop it there because the last thing I want is to start another religion shitstorm.
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>>5511592

Wow. Just get the fuck out, and don't return until you've checked your privilege. I'm seriously disappointed in MLPG right now.
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>>5511496
that image is hilarious
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>>5511597
MT have you drawn femanon lately? she hasn't had that inevitable encounter with r63 CMC yet
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>>5511597
Oh right.
I forgot you liked them.
But really, he is shit.
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man what the fuck is even going on in this thread
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfWa9gI-Bks&list=UUILamLkehRwaRRBjhNIw_1g&index=7&feature
=plcp

Ready for feels?
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>>5511588
It would be infinitely many times easier to just nuke the shit out of the planet
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>>5511500

Speaking of gravity, I always thought it was interesting to ponder what's happening when you use a magnet to pull a paperclip off of a table.

You've done it before. You hold the magnet over it, and the paperclip literally jumps off the table.

Have you ever considered that this means the tiny little object in your hand can exert more force than the entire planet under you?
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>finish Slayers on netflix
>all the recommendations dont look as good

Feels bad man
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>>5511608
I voted Gary Johnson because we're basically fucked either way.
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>>5511637
I put my trip on and the shit stirrers came to stir the pot.
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>>5511637
not sure if balls, butt or what
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>>5511655
So you put on your trip to start shit.
I see.
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>>5511620
Science has proved that all life on earth has evolved from a single common ancestor through random mutation and natural selection.

You dispute that.

You're a creationist.
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>>5511623
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>>5511654
My eternal nigga
I hope he gets that 5% of the vote as unlikely as it is. Shit needs to change.
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>>5511674
I do not dispute that. It's not PROVEN, but I don't dispute that.

When the fuck have I ever disputed that?
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>>5511655
I can almost guarantee that no one here is giving any fuck about your trip.

>>5511658
I'll give you a hint. it's applejack
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Need criticism. I know I fucked up the size; I inked it too early and got in too deep. I also know how horrible SAI is in exporting in JLG, hence the weird horizontal marks.
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>>5511620

>And let's just drop it there because the last thing I want is to start another religion shitstorm.

too late
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>>5511527
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>>5511649
>The electromagnetic force can be stronger than the force of gravity at the earth's surface.

And?
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>>5511680
>4.9% of the vote
>It happens
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I never asked fro this.
All I wanted it to post pictures of cute and pretty ponies.
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>>5511684
>It's not PROVEN
Gravity is also "just" a theory
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>>5511527
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>>5511686
Her face looks a bit too human.
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i'm too hungry to be mad

let's /ck/
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>>5511684
When you claimed that there was no way that evolution could have happened on its own, and god did it.
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>>5511686

The harness is floating in space.
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>>5511684
>Its not proven
Yes it its.
Its just as proven as Gravity
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>>5511717
>>5511703
hue
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>>5511687
Maybe I should just get a new name when S3 starts and the fanfic gears start grinding again.

I'm fearing a flood of pony "Cloud Atlas" fics to start flooding in.

>>5511703
Evolution is proven. A singular, common ancestor is not.
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>>5511684
>it's not proven
>I don't dispute that

You just did, retard
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>>5511696
do you think IRL pinkie is cute
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>>5511712
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>>5511696
But Aaadaaaam, your favorite pony is bad son!
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>>5511715
I don't believe life could have happened on its own. God just lined up the dominoes and hit the first one.
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DID SOMEBODY SAY IT'S HAPPENING?
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>>5511728
yeah man she's great
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>>5511730
Why does shit like this make me laugh?

WHY?!
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>>5511722
Maybe you should fuck off to ponychan

>single common ancestor is not proven

It's the cornerstone of all modern biology, and has been for a hundred plus years. This is why you're a creationist, and a fool.
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>>5511728
WAH?
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BECAUSE I THINK I HEARD SOMEONE SAY IT'S HAPPENING
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>>5511557
>ex
>his
Wait, there are chicks on MLPG?
Or are you gay or something?
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>>5511696
Anon, we don't even know your favorite pony is.
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>>5511712
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>>5511741
Because his onion is the ONION OF TRUTH
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>not being autistic in 2012
are you retarded or something
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>>5511731
NO SHE AIN'T
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>>5511733
You're allowed to think that
Even thought it's wrong
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>>5511730
Onion Dash is best Dash.
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IT
IS
HAPPENIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING
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>>5511692

And I found that mind-blowing, because nobody fucking explained the fundamental forces to me until I was in college.

This is what happens when you keep electing people who see Education as a piggy bank to take funds out of to pay for useless shit.
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>>5511674
>Implying a truly omnipotent creator couldn't have set up those processes such that they would result in a preplanned design
Once omnipotence becomes an element in the debate, the ability to sensibly argue anything becomes moot, since with something truly omnipotent every possibility suddenly becomes equally possible.
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>>5511735

I believe someone did
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>>5511640

Oh my god. This hit my so hard because the narrator and his sons reminds me of my dad and myself.

I think im gonna go cry for several hours.
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>>5511762

What's happening?
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>>5511753
and then the follow up
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brb
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>>5511733
>life is a series of dominos
>completely ignoring four billion years of random mutation
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>>5511759
There is no proof one way or the other.

It's not wrong, but it's not right either.

For all we know Prometheus is the one true religion.
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can someone give me the highlights of the brony convention. i heard there was some mic the microwave burning. what was some of the stupid shit sold at the auction. where any porn artists there.
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>>5511777
SHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
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>>5511788
>no proof one way over the other
>what is all of modern biology
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>>5511761

>I should...eat a pony...

rip homestar runner ;_;
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>>5511789
WHY DID YOU EVEN HAVE THAT PICTURE?
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>>5511787
>Implying randomness
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>>5511745
fucken pinkie pie with chun-li thighs

it's like all those desserts took their toll on her
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If I came out of some monkey's butthole, why are there still monkeys?
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>>5511788
>There is no proof one way or the other.
Ha. Ha ha ha.
No, there's lodes of proof for evolution.
And there's zero proof for creationism
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>>5511730
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Talk to me MLPG....
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>>5511798
Biology does not disprove GOd anymore than Romney disproves the existence of intelligent Republicans.
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>>5511789

A lot of artists have made NSFW content one way or another. Is that supposed to be surprising?
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>5511824
No good can come from dumping my problems on you.
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>>5511815
are you a fucking deviantart signature
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>>5511815
You didnt
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>>5511815
If North Americans came from England, then why are there still English people?
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>>5511817
Evolution does not contradict creationism.

There is no quantifiable evidence one way or the other about the existence of God, only inferential and circumstantial.
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>>5511840

i love you
get on skype you butt
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>>5511789
>mic the microwave burning
did they burn a microwave, a mic, or the guy
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>>5511840
dovne pls draw a pony
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HOW IS IT
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>>5511842

2spooky
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>>5511825
Biology proves that all life on earth evolved from a single common ancestor.

That certainly disputes the account of Biblical creation.

It also mimizes God to a "God of the Gaps." Which is just stupid.
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man day light savings time sucks
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>>5511789
CL was there
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THAT EVERY TIME RELIGION OR CIRCUMCISION ARE BROUGHT UP
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>>5511870
>that pony is probably a drug dealer
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>>5511860
Mic the Microphone got burned hard, by a brony in the musician panel.
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>>5511686
The distance between her chin and her nose is a bit too tall. Narrower would make it look like herself.
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>>5511842

>there is a skeleton inside your president
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>>5511831
it makes me laugh to see someone like kevinsano there at a childrens cartoon convention, when he is famous for drawing CMC rape.
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A SHITSTORM FOLLOWS?
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>>5511866
>Single common ancestor

Again, that hasn't been proven. You'd need a time machine to prove that.

Whose to say half of the life on Earth came from one kind of Amoeba and the other half came from a different Amoeba on the other side of the world with a different genetic structure?
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>>5511851
>evolution does not contradict creationism
>round earth theory does not contradict flat earth theory
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>>5511870
>i hope she has a day
me too as well

>>5511824
i got a job interview on wednesday i hope i get it
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>>5511883
This pony sure is.
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>>5511870
>that pony does not have a day because NMM made it eternal night
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>>5511789

also egoraptor was there
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>>5511870
Her husband gets run over by a truck today

She does not have a good day
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>>5511851
Creationism says that a god created mankind, which we know didn't happen
Unless he looks like a single-cell organism that existed millions and millions of years ago
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>>5511860
They literally incinerated the popular Brony musician MicTheMicrophone

You can catch the footage when Everfree Network puts it on youtube sometime tomorrow
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>>5511875
selling stuff? where are the pictures.
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>>5511884

>someone insulted someone

wow cool
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>>5511870
now get on the bus. it's almost time for the trip
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>>5511898
Oh? What is it?
Shooting little girls in the face?
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>>5511892
Damn that's fucked up
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>>5511897
Those two are not comparable.
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>>5511893

No clue.
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Any good horseboners in the past week?
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>>5511896
>Science hasn't proven that the Holocaust happened.
>because you need a time machine for that
>You can't prove something happened in the past without directly observing it

This is what Southern Baptists actually believe.
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>>5511839
You have my attention.
>>5511898
Cool,for what job?
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>>5511907
No, religion says that a god created mankind.

Creationism just says that a god created life.
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>>5511896
The fossil record, DNA, geology...
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>>5511870
>I hope she has a day
someone please help me contain my sides
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>>5511853
I need more Pinkamena
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>>5511902
oh damn

>>5511908
gee whiz!

>>5511916
>>5511933

no, silly! seasonal retail work
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>>5511920
There were children at his panel too.
CHILDREN
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>>5511909
Yeah, but I haven't seen any pictures yet, and I've been asking.
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>>5511870
>I hope she has a day
>tfw this could be concievably be a standard well-wishing phrase post "THE NIGHT WILL LAST FOR EVER" Luna.
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>>5511947

he was with max g though so it's not like he decided to go to a pony convention for no reason

oh man i really want max to go on game grumps
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>>5511941
You will never do your part to make sure pony has a day
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>>5511932
The Holocaust happened during recorded history, dumbass.

The beginning of life pre-dates any records and can only be speculated and inferred about.
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>>5511936
>implying creationism can ever be a thing without religion
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>>5511946
I rather like her with straight hair and being happy.
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>>5511950
WHY WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN?!
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>>5511950

Why? Why would a parent take their kid to a fanartist panel?
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>>5511969
You can believe in an omnipotent creator without subscribing to a religion.

It's called agnostic theism.
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>>5511968
>during recorded history

Well I didn't see it. How can I trust recorded history? There's no actual proof that it happened.
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>>5511927
There's colt blueblood and some babyfucking on pastebin
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>>5511963
It was funny seeing Max bash purple Tinker like that.
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goodnight MLPG
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>>5511973
Why wouldn't they? You think they have orgies right there on the stage?
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>>5511950

It's not like he talked about his fucking porn, seriously.
They're fairly well known artists who draw ponies, thats all anyone needs to know, and that's all anyone who watches the panel learns
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>>5511988
Photographs, journals, first hand accounts.

Oh and don't forget the still living HOLOCAUST SURVIVORS
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>>5511963
I'm not sure max can really add too much to game grumps, though. I actually like jontron.

>>5511853
I really like animu human pony drawings

>>5511995
i missed fucking everything! is there a recording?

>>5511997
night
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>>5511968
In 100 years, the only evidence of the Holocaust will be in books.
Take away the books, and there's equal evidence supporting the Holocaust and evolution, according to you, anyway
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>>5511995
what did he say?
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>>5511988
Well, as we all know, historians are notorious for inventing stories to try and explain things that might have happened completely off the top of their heads, without any evidence or reasoning. 9/11 didn't actually happen either.
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>>5512009
>photos, journals, first hand accounts

Put there by the devil to trick us. Just like the fossil record and DNA analysis.
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>>5512003

I dont know. Why would a kid be interested in some smelly dude who draws ponies? If I was a kid I would rather be doing something that wasn't that.
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>>5512014
I'm not disputing evolution.

I fucking support evolution.
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>>5512015
Some CIS scum hating chick started ranting at him.
He basically told her, in a very kind way to fuck off, and she lost her shit.
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>>5512005
kevnisano hasnt drawn a sfw picture in over 6 months
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goodnight MLPG, you're good people
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>>5512021
Historians are liberals, after all.

They're as bad as the scientists making up things to get their big grant dollars.
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>>5511995
That wasn't really PT was it?
I want to believe but it's just so unlikely
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>>5512024
0/10
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>>5512039
He drew one today
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>>5512027
>Kevinsano smells

You smelled him personally? What does he smell like?
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>>5512027

Well then that kid can check out the vendors or something, no ones forcing anyone to watch a panel. Anyone who watched it was probably just curious how they got their start and basic artist shit
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>>5512038

Holy fucking shit. Did Egoraptor join in?
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>>5512038
I thought the "If I can't dress up as a boy character then why are you drawing a parody of a little girls show" was a pretty good counter-burn
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>>5511990
Does fapping to either of those make me a bad person? What about both? Repeatedly?
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>>5512028

The horse is on fire, and there's no marker in the new thread
And the piss is all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides
And a dork wind blows

The janitors are corrupt
And we're on so many feels
With the hiatus on and original content gone

We're trapped in the belly of this horrible fandom
And the fandom is bleeding to death

The contributors have fallen down
And no requests are being drawn
And the Anons are all dead at the top of their reposts

It went like this:

The sencond season toppled in on itself
Anons posting ponies
Picked through the shitposts
And wrote their greentext stories

The threads were beautiful on fire
All walls of text stretching across the thread
Everything washed in a thin layer of piss

I said, "Kiss me, you're beautiful -
These are truly the last threads"

You started a new horse
And we fell into it
Like a daydream
Or a fever

We posted in one morning thread and fell a little further down
For sure it's the valley of shitposts

I open up the archive
And it's full of piss
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>>5512034
>I fucking support evolution
>but I dismiss the idea that it happened and the evidence for it
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>>5512055
They were using one another as a troll team.
It was glorious.
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>>5512053

He smells like...candy. Not the good kind of candy, though. It's like if you smelled candy when you were sick.
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>>5512039

he's drawn at least a dozen
it doesn't help when you only look for his stuff on sites that mainly just post his porn
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SCREAM
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>How come Fluttershy's the only one old enough to buy Mystic Elixir?
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>>5512065
I didn't dismiss it though.

I just said it might not have been random.
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I just bought a LPS toy from McDonalds
What the fuck am I doing with my life
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>>5512034
>Nathan

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UK9oftkGJLQ
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>>5512054

How do we know it wasn't an abusive parent that forced his/her/it kid to go to panels for the purpose of destroying the kid bit by bit?
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>>5512058
Uh, no it wasn't.
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>>5511510
I want more sage pony
she's a qt
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>>5512077
That would be a dismissal.
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>>5511587
Considering most white people have been brainwashed into hating their own race, I'd say you certainly can.
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>>5511995
>>5512015
>>5512038
>>5512055
>>5512067
Woot, more drama.

I can't wait for the climax of everything: Crucifixion of a brony.
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>>5512082

I saw those too

then I saw the young justice toys and got one of those instead
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>>5512060
No, I don't think it does
but then, I didn't actually read the babyfucking and I pretend blueblood is at least a young teen every time I jerk it to that story so I don't know if I'm really allowed to talk
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>>5512067

>egoraptor and max tag-dunking bronies

Glorious. Video when?
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>>5511587
>>5512101
>tfw when you're misanthropic and generally hated-filled, but people just call you racist/sexist/homophobic whenever you insult a ethnic/woman/faggot
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>>5512088
Huh, didn't know that video had been put into a compilation.

Surprise, I actually do have Autism.
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Guys, I don't think you are ponying hard enough.
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>>5512129

stop being edgy bro.
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>>5512098
No, it doesn't dismiss that evolution happened.

Therefore, not a dismissal.
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>>5511968
That's the dumbest reasoning ever.

Radio waves must exist either. You can't see them, they must exist right?
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>>5512140

i can guarantee we're not ponying hard enough.
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>>5512140
Fucking listen to this nigga
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>>5512146
*mustn't
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>>5512140
Fuck you.
I pony softly
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>>5512140
420 PONY HARD ERRY DAY
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>>5512140
which pony ponies the hardest
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When's the last time you told your friends or your family that you loved them?

It's not every day that someone's last words to someone get to be "I love you".
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All I did was say I was voting for Gary Johnson...
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>>5512077
>>5512098
>>5512144
Mutation is generally random. Now shut the fuck up about it, you're both wrong.
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>>5512152
Fuck you, Snarky. You always shit up threads with non pony related stuff.
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>>5512143
I guess I have to add "edgy" in there, too
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>>5512166
Fucking Gary Johnson.
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>>5512146
They can be measured, received and analyzed to produce sound and images.

Just because you can't see them, doesn't mean you can't see evidence of them.

Just like God!
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>>5512165

Bout 25 and 30 minutes ago
My mom, and my boyfriend
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Strange memories on this nervous thread. One year later? Two? It seems like a lifetime, or at least a Main Era — the kind of peak that never comes again. My little Pony General before the February bans was a very special time and place to be a part of. Maybe it meant something. Maybe not, in the long run . . . but no explanation, no mix of words or music or memories can touch that sense of knowing that you were there and alive in that corner of time and the internet. Whatever it meant. . . .

History is hard to know, because of all the brony faggotry, but even without being sure of “history” it seems entirely reasonable to think that every now and then the energy of a whole fandom comes to a head in a long fine flash, for reasons that nobody really understands at the time — and which never explain, in retrospect, what actually happened.

There was madness in any direction, at any hour. If not in /co/, then in youtube or down at fimfiction to tumblr or deviantart. . . . You could strike sparks anywhere. There was a fantastic universal sense that whatever we were doing was right, that we were winning. . . .

And that, I think, was the handle—that sense of inevitable victory over the forces of Old and Evil. Not in any mean or military sense; we didn’t need that. Our energy would simply prevail. There was no point in fighting — on our side or theirs. We had all the momentum; we were riding the crest of a high and beautiful wave. . . .

So now, little more than two years later, you can go up to /mlp/ and look at the reposts, and with the right kind of eyes you can almost see the high-water mark — that place where the wave finally broke and rolled back.
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>>5512163
Dash as she is most x=treme pony
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>>5512166
Please don't ever, ever do that again.
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>>5512140
You party way to hard. Slow the fuck down and eat slowly.
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>>5512168
Omnipotence allows for any possibility.
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>>5512186
tl;dr
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>>5512165
I don't love anyone
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>>5512144
It's saying that God used magic to create man in his current form, and he went through four billion years of chicanery in order to explain the fossil record. But he's still god you guys, so you better believe in him or you'll go to hell.
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>>5512140
sorry
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>>5512166
Your first mistake was mentioning that you were voting
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>>5512140
You're right. So we must rectify that.
Does everyone see this pony? Circle which part of the pony you'd like to touch.
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>>5512146
That's exactly my point.

He's saying we don't know what happened a million years ago because we don't have a time machine. I'm pointing out how retarded that is.
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>>5512140
I can't pony very hard tonight
I've got class tomorrow and I don't want a pony-over
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>>5512179
Ah. So evidence that doesn't come directly from our 5 senses is valid now. How convenient
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>>5512169

not always.
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>>5512168
Oh jesus, this is still going on? Fucking talk about ponies. There's less than a week until S3
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>>5512163
pinkie pie isn't ponying right there she's just shitting on the carpet

why is ponying a correct word in this spellcheck
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I like ponies
they r cool
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>>5512166
>Voting for Gary Johnson

That's a funny way to spell Mitt Romney
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>>5512165
I tell him every day
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>>5512204
Why does Applejack have a cocksheath?
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>>5512199
Did I say he created man in his current form?

When did I say that?
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>>5512168
Actually evolution is not random at all
http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/evolution/library/faq/cat01.html
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Storycorps for all of you. Watch them all.

"John and Joe"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfWa9gI-Bks&list=UUILamLkehRwaRRBjhNIw_1g&index=7&feature
=plcp

"She was the one"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgGQAr5hmRI&feature=BFa&list=UUILamLkehRwaRRBjhNIw_1g

"No more questions!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSKuOccVVKg&feature=BFa&list=UUILamLkehRwaRRBjhNIw_1g

"Germans in the Woods"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trmG0mgrkM8&feature=BFa&list=UUILamLkehRwaRRBjhNIw_1g

The one that put this to my attention, Danny and Annie.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNfvuJr9164&feature=BFa&list=UUILamLkehRwaRRBjhNIw_1g
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>>5512235
it's her leg
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>>5512199
When was hell even a part of the conversation? Or belief? I thought we were talking about the origin of life...
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>>5512204
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>>5512229
What is Fluttershy even doing here
It looks like she's just cowering in fear
What a useless fucking piece of shit pony
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>the election will be over in under 48 hours

Do you think /pol/ will finally leave?
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>>5512240
When you claimed that God created man after four billion years of putting on a show.
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>>5512246
He did say mutation
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>>5512204
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AREN'T PONIES JUST THE GREATEST?
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>>5512262
It will be more /pol/ than ever
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>>5512229
but ponies are not for cool

they are for cute
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>>5512257
Fluttershy score high on dodge and the changling hurt himself in the process.
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>>5512262
No
after the election comes the gloating and the doom prophecies
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ONLY TRUE MLP GENTOOS REMEMBER disil
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>>5512246
Mutation is random. Natural selection is not.

Evolution is a combination of both. As long as mutation is random, the whole shebang is random.

If you started over from the beginning, everything would be different.
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>>5512267
But I didn't claim that.

I just said God created life and started up the process of Evolution.
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>>5512262
>>5512267
>>5512271
I SURE DO LOVE THESE PONIES
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>>5512262
>implying it isn't going to be worse for a week
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>>5512247
But it's about America.
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>>5512277
why not both?
this pony is both cool and cute
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>>5512284
>God of the Gaps
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>>5512272
>the green circles look like a little running man on his way to something important
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>>5512290
Is that why you're spamming with offtopic posts?
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>>5512281
>>5512283
>>5512284
>>5512293
>>5512293
you did this
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>>5512299

It's about people suffering
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>>5512282
who?
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>>5512247
Fuck you, I wouldn't do it there and certainly won't do it here.
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>>5512290
Who are the people who make all of these?
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>>5512301
>moonoverjune.gif
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>>5512262
I hope Obama loses.

So the blacks throw a fit and riot.
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which pony would you like to take the socks off of
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>>5512301
>Rainbow Dash
>Cool

You can't be cool when you're trying that hard
If she were to chill out and be herself she might be cool, but that's never going to happen
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>>5512324

Just do it, you fag
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>>5511527
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>>5512301
he has a point
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>>5512284
But then what did God come from?
Inb4 unmoved mover, even Aristotle considered that ridiculous
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>>5512331
>needing a reason to shoot black people
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>>5512283
Unless of course an all powerful old man makes the mutations happen to guide life down a specific path.

Because that totally makes sense.

>>5512307
Like another anon said, omnipotence pretty much explains away anything and everything. Everything becomes "God did it" or "God made it that way" or "God guided it" and there is no foolproof argument against that because omnipotence cannot be argued against.
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>>5512331
Shit, there was already one white redneck who killed his family and himself because he couldn't handle a nigger being in the oval office for four more years.
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>>5512311
It's complicated, but sure
I too am suffering
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>>5512301
i submit that she is not cool because she is cute

even though she is a bad pony

also none of the ponies are cool that's brony mentality
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>>5512281

Ugh I hate how true this is.

Whoever wins we lose. At least try and keep the /pol/ away on episode days MLPG. I don't like talking about horses with anyone else.
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>>5512331

>Blacks riot
>Mfw using the castle doctrine to its full effect
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>>5512331
I hope Romney wins so I can see /pol/ explode with anger

And, you know I actually like Romney
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>>5512284
And then further claimed that God guided evolution in order to create man.
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>>5512332
None of them
I would ensure all ponies had socks
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>>5512348
That sheet is possessed/
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Look how pony this pony is
Wouldn't you rather talk about it than spam ot talk about evolution?
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>>5511756
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>>5512332
I wouldn't take the socks off of any pony
It's too cold to be barehoofed right now
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>>5512204
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>>5512336
anon want a drama-free thread
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/pol/ pls
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>>5512272
>>5512386
>circling her hooves
I bet you want to hold her hooves, you sick bastard.
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>>5512365

both of them have some shitty policies and have done some shitty things.

but if a president tells me who i can't have a relationship with i have a problem
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>>5512301
I like it when Dash can be these two. But she is still worst pony.
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>>5512353
Why does God have to come from somewhere?

Why can't he just be?

A few years back I got into an argument on /a/ that basically boiled down to "God is the universe, the universe is God. We are a product of the universe and therefore a product of God."

And miraculously, everybody agreed except for the one faggot who inadvertently lead us to that conclusion.
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>>5511963
>>5511995
>>5512015
>>5512038
>>5512120

I'd like a video of this...
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>>5512382
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4Y5Ma8DrUI
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>>5512355
>because that totally make sense

If he used his magic, then it's not really random.

If he wanted to create man, why waste all that time creating defects and dead ends and pointless beetles and the like?

It doesn't make any sense at all.
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>>5512401
mane pls
fuck off
I hope you never have the chance to marry
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>>5512376

but what if the socks were possessed by a ghost?
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>>5512332
i don't like that sock arrangement for those ponies

are there more better socks out of frame for them to use
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>>5512387
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>>5512204
Definitely the mane. I want to brush it. And the flank. And I want to see if their ticklish in the frog of their hooves. Probably not except Rainbow Dash. Also I want to rub their tummy and call them a good little pony.

I wish to nuzzle their muzzle.
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rest assured MLPG, i will stay by your side until you're gone.
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>>5512403
If God is just the universe then why have this special name for it that implies personhood?
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>>5512402
Like her or not
No one can deny that she is very cute
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>>5512374
And how does that dismiss evolution?

Omnipotence doesn't dismiss anything, it just credits it to something else.

Stop arguing already, you guys are just bringing the thread down.
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>>5512413

nope
I dont think i know mane, honestly
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>>5512061
Oh, I sang that yesterday.
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>>5512380
I will actually spend 72 hours here sitting in this chair telling you just how marvelous Twilight Sparkle is.

And she isn't even my favorite.
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>>5512411
Classic misdirection! God didn't want to just make it easy for humans to figure everything out, he only wants the SMARTEST, CLEVEREST people who can FIGURE OUT his plans for which he left specifically CONTRADICTING evidence.

Faith is a virtue, after all.
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>>5512432
Because it ignores random mutation. It ignores natural selection.

It implies humanity is some sort of end product on a step ladder.
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>>5512430
She worst pony but I still like her.
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>>5512403
Because you might as well claim your tea cup is God.
Also that is a non answer and does not suppose any kind of intelligence upon the Universe.
A personal god is even more ridiculous.
If you were an all powerful being couldn't you think of something more fun than watching animals fuck and worrying if people pray to you or not?
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>>5512386
my nigga!
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VAGINAL SEX DO YOU FEEL IT APPLEBLOOM
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So...would you?
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I can't
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>>5512272
>>5512386
>>5512423
>everyone's circling her hat
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>>5512458
As a man I am not very experienced in the mommy kiss department but I guess I can give it a shot.
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>>5512458
No
Take this iodine like a man.
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>>5512401
But nobody is telling you who you can have a relationship with and who you can't.
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>>5512458
Only after washing and treating it with proper first aid.
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>>5512414
>Ghost socks
That silly
You're silly
There's no such thing as haunted socks
r-right?
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>>5512458
Yep.
Right after I wash it and put a band-aid on it.
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>>5512458
Well, not kiss. She might have bacteria on it from the ground.

I'd clean and dress the wound for her and then kiss her on the cheek, though.

Like a good father.

The good father I will never be.
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>>5512458
sure
but i'm entirely sure how kissing a black eye makes it better

shouldn't we get her an ice pack(not the oc) or something
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>>5512458
After cleaning it properly. Then I'd apply antibiotic ointment and a bandaid
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>There are conservatives in MLPG
>There are theists in MLPG
>There are creationists in MLPG

This never ceases to amaze me
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>>5512414
>>5512477
>animated clothing
That seriously has to be one of the stupidest fetishes I've seen.
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>>5512458
I would ask her why she doesn't just use magic on it until she felt better.
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>>5512458
of course
but first we need to clean that scrape
relax. you'll be fine.
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>>5512458
Hell no.

Some asshole will see it and have me arrested for child molestation or some shit.
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>>5512474
>ignoring Mitt Romney's anti-gay bigotry
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>>5512455
SOMETIMES LIFE IS NOT A CAKEWALK SERVED UP ON VAGINAL SEX
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>>5512474
But they are telling you who you can visit in the hospital, share insurance with, and fuck.
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>>5512445
72 hours is a lot of time
twilight may be a very marvelous pony, but i must express some doubt as to your abilities in that regard
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>>5512458
I have to apply some first aid to her by cleaning her wound and using a bandage on the wounded area.
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>>5512411
Whenever any superfluous shit happens in the bible it is chalked up to God wanting to show people "his glory" so that they will know he is GOD.

He's got kind of an ego if you hadn't noticed.

>>5512427
Stay with me here but what if-

Guys. Guys. Stay with me.

What if the universe-

Guys.

What if the universe had-

Stay with me.

What if the universe had a consciousness?

What if it had a will?

Everything in creation has been determined from the moment of the big bang.
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>>5512466
Picking out the bronies
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>>5512494
Same here, buddy, same here
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>>5512494
I just come for the cute ponies, man.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>5512458
Oh, I'd give her a booboo to cry about alright
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>>5512474

Who I marry, i mean
like, just as people were getting rights, were this close to electing a guy who'll shut it all down because he can't seperate church and state
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>>5512502
>all he says is that marriage is between a man and woman
>doesn't give a fuck what gays do together otherwise
>>
hi
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I WILL DELETE THE SPAM WHEN THE SHITPOSTING ENDS
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>>5512494
>I am all of those
feels good
But trying to deny evolution is ridiculous.
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>>5512448
It doesn't ignore it, it credits it to a higher power.

Playing devils advocate, saying everything happened randomly can be likened to an IBM factory exploding and making a basic AI capable computer.
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>>5512517
Guys
Guys
Guys

Guys

Guys

What if
Just, what if
we talked about ponies?
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>nobody will ever color it all colorfags are afraid of hateanons
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>>5512545
He thinks that gays go to hell. And that's why he won't allow them equal rights.
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>>5512517
>What if the universe had a consciousness?

What if oatmeal had a consciousness?

By every available account and all evidence it does not but we can never really know.
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>>5512466
>"Circle the parts of this pony you would like to touch"
The hat is a part of Applejack. Psychologically. Without the hat she is just an Apple pony with an accent.
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>>5512550
pls stop

pls just stop everything you're doing

including breathing.
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>>5512550
I deny evolution.

Deal with it.
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>>5512559
Ay yo, spoila da shit anon, we don want yaw shit trashin up da thread.
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>>5512551
>credits randomness to a higher power

Then it's not really random, now is it?
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>>5512549
But I'm not shitposting and this is my only response to a shitposter
I'm just trying to post ponies in socks
why are you doing this to me
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>>5512562
Why photoshopped the marker over young granny smiths cutiemark?
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>>5512562
>that terrible edit
Why do you even keep that?
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>>5512452
And that's why God invented PMS, mid life crises, Hot Dog On A Stick uniforms and Al Gore.
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>>5512562
The original colored is on paheal.
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>>5512576
no

>>5512579
enjoy being wrong
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>>5512545
The term bigot today seems to refer to someone who has an opinion different to that of a minority group.
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>>5512458

After cleaning the scrape, putting some neosporin and a band-aid over it, and telling her how brave she was for not even flinching when I put on the bactine.
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>>5512567
Marriage is religious.

Marriage is held within a church.
Unless you have some sham of a marriage in Vegas anyways.
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>>5512569
>if AJ leaves her hat it an empty room and you stroke it she can sense it
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>>5512551
>saying everything happened randomly can be likened to an IBM factory exploding and making a basic AI capable computer.


This is exactly the sort of Creationism that Nathan expounds that I'm talking about.

You've gone from ignoring this randomness to ignoring natural selection.

You're cribbing this directly from Young Earth Creationist texts.
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>>5512474

I remember reading a news story of a man dying in a hospital.

his boyfriend tried getting in the room to see him stating he was his boyfriend, but they wouldn't let him in. He then watched in the room over as they let in someones girlfriend. They didn't consider the same sex relationship a relation at all, and the guy died alone
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>>5512567
He doesn't believe that, though.
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>>5512550
Nathan, stop
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>>5512598
You ain't dealing nigga.
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Fuck
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>>5512609
Marriage predates any organized church you care to name.
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>>5512609
>implying you can't get married without having a religious ceremony
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>>5512600
When that opinion includes infringing the civil rights of that minority group, yeah, that kinda is what bigotry means.
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>>5512609
Then why is marriage a legal status

Marriage should be deregulated entirely
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>>5512509
Hey, don't count me out just yet. With such a great character to talk about the possibilities are endless.
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>>5512600
No kidding, and it's fucking annoying.
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>>5512610
>when she gives you her hat, she's trusting you with a piece of herself.
>only her family and closest friends are trusted with watching her hat.
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>>5512609
>Muslims don't marry
>Hindus don't marry
>etc.
Marriage is about a religious as breathing
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>>5512613
He's a mormon though
If he doesn't believe that then he's probably going to hell by his own religion
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>>5512609

>Marriage is religious.

Except that's wrong, you fucking retard.
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>TFW
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>>5512627
Gays can marry, same as anyone else. They just have to marry a woman (or a man if they're a lesbian). They don't have less rights at all.
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>>5512613
>Some gays are actually having children born to them. It's not right on paper. It's not right in fact.

-Mitt Romney
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>>5512624
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>>5512610
>you put on the hat
>"A...ah... Anon's inside me!~"
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>>5512658

Are you fucking serious
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>>5512628
>Marriage should be deregulated entirely
this

also stop talking about this

talk about this horse
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>>5512585
Precisely. Omnipotence explains everything and that is the basis of all theistic arguments.

>>5512611
Natural selection still happens, God just supplies the environment that determines the selections.
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>>5512650
You seem upset.
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>>5512609
So then we should leave who gets married to each individual church.
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>>5512658
"The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich and the poor alike to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread."
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>>5512646
The Mormons don't believe you will go to Hell for being gay, you just won't receive as high a glory after you die. Hell is reserved for The Sons of Perdition.

Do your fucking research before you open your mouth.
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>>5512658
>Blacks can marry as long as they marry other black people
>there's no reason to legalize interracial marriage
>it would damage the institution of traditional marriage if we did
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>>5512668
False.
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>>5512675
fat slob, worst fanon i've ever fucking seen in my life and overall terribly designed

next
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>>5512662
Where in that does he say they will go to Hell?

That's right, nowhere.
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>>5512666
>you will never stick your finger in there
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WHY DON'T WE TAKE ALL THE GAYS

AND PUSH THEM, INTO THE OCEAN
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Guys, I'm sorry.

I didn't mean for this thread to end up like this. I just wanted to share some story ideas.
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>>5512678

How? I think you're just angry you are wrong.
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>>5512709
having 2 people in MLPG sounds like a blast
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>>5512711
Fuck off bigot.
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>>5512691
I'm sorry I offended you by failing to do my research on your crazy cult

What do mormons think about black people?
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>>5512674
Am I wrong?
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>>5512711
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>>5512675
The problem with that Juice is that

1) ain't gonna happen

2 it AIN'T gonna happen

So until such time as it has a snowball's chance in hell of occurring the next best step is to just let gay people have the same privilege as straight people.
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>>5512709
the Frank Ocean, lel lel lel

>>5512702
these horse
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>>5512711
The story idea wasn't bad
But then you started talking about religion
Never fucking do it again
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>>5512719
>you're wrong
>no you're wrong
>no you're wrong
>no you're wrong

>this thread
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>>5512711
Nathan shut the fuck up
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>>5512724
Oh great, here we go again.

Not a bigot
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>>5512726
They're just people.
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>>5512658
Straight people can marry the person they love, gay people cannot. There is a clear, discrete disparity that should not exist for any rational reason.

The people opposing it gain nothing from it being illegal, and lose nothing from it being legal, it's bald-faced pettiness and insanity.
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>>5512691
>implying that Mormons don't think gays are Sons of Perdition
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>>5512640
>AJ will never trust you with her hat
Maybe it's been too long but has anyone ever worn the hat besides AppleBloom? And I think Sweetie Belle in the Sisterhooves Social.
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>>5512737
>every thread ever
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>>5512741
Fuck off to EqD.
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>>5512709
If we just stop gay people from having children, then they'll all die off in ~100 years and everyone can be happy again
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>>5512731
>Rarifag is a manlet
Figures.
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>>5512734
I didn't start that.

An anon labeled me as a creationist as if that somehow would limit scientific understanding. And then shit happened.
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>>5512711
>I wanted to share some story ideas

No, you wanted attention
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>>5512750
they believe in the higher cheesus so to them gays getting married means that sin is legal and thus okay.
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>>5512751
Do you even know what "Sons of Perdition" means? Obviously not.
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>>5512752
Applebloom, Sweetie and Rarity.
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>>5512741
>I don't think gays should have equal rights
>but I'm not a bigot, guys
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>>5512587
Why does sock looks so appealing on ponies anyways?
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>>5512733
entry level wifes

children filth
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>still streaming

http://www.livestream.com/cosmonawt
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Praise the Sun.
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>>5512783
Gays do have equal rights, though.
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>>5512770
It's also legal to work on a Sunday. Fuck. Off.
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>>5512771
Sinners, basically. People who don't do what the Mormon leaders tell them to do.
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>>5512727

Everyone has the right to marry, yeah, that's not the fucking point.

People are fighting to marry people they actually want to marry, whatever gender they may be, and have the same rights as any other 2 married people.
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>>5512732
oh I agreement
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Would you fuck an actual horse?
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>>5512771
Do you?
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>>5512798
>women can't get pregnant if it's legitimate rape
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Why is it when we have a shitposting fit the
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>>5512731
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>>5512707
I'd be like playing with a cat. You have to tease the claws and pull your finger out fast enough, or you'd get caught.
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>>5512752
AJ is a hero without her hat.
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>>5512798

You've gotta try harder than that
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>>5512812
I didn't say nor imply that in any way
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>>5512798
I refer you to >>5512750

Please read it.
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posts per minute shoots the fuck up? It is only proof that MLPG houses more lurking shitposters than you actually think.
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>>5512802
No, Sons of Perdition are those who have a full belief in and understanding of the Gospel, but who then choose to deny it, and bring others to deny it.
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>>5512772
When did Rarity wear her hat?
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>>5512813
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>>5512833
You blatantly lied and espoused Republican bullshit.

There's no moral, ethical, or factual difference between those two statements.
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>>5512817
I own two Siamese.
My body has never been more ready.
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Guys.
Guys.
We need to chill.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUJ94kNsStM
Share a chill song to help chill.
And ask for something for me to draw.
And stop being /pol/, that's un-chill as fuck.
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>>5512844
What does mixing milk and cola do?
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>>5512844
Who said this would be a good idea?
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>>5512842
Sisterhooves Social, while impersonating AJ for the race.
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>>5512810
no, but I've also been hesitant to fuck actual humans
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>>5512810
nah. i wanna do sex at a woman first

>>5512794
is that a sun

>>5512790
the fluffy pony part of this fandom sucks
whoever started it should get fired

also end all greentexting
>>
QUICK MLPG

Post what you think was the best BGM in S1 and S2 respectively
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>>5512788
Because ponies are like 50% legs. Their back legs are rather curvy too...
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>>5512750
Going to say the same thing a good friend of mine told me, but it will never fucking happen because retards on both sides.

Marriage is traditionally religious so only religions should govern "marriage," gay or straight.

If you want all the spirituality and the ceremony, fine. Go to whatever church or religion will take you.

If you want the rights, legal status and ramifications you can get a civil/domestic union from the state, gay or straight. Equality at its finest.

But both sides of the argument are so fucking hung up on the word "marriage" that this is never going to happen. The religious right is worried about the sanctity of marriage as "a union between one man and one woman under God" when the gays aren't ASKING for a religious union under God.

They just want the rights and the word.
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>>5512853
Kills your soul.
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>>5512841
Exactly. Gays have been informed that they're living in sin. They choose to deny the gospel. So they're going to go to hell.
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>>5512849
>There's no moral, ethical, or factual difference between those two statements.
That's entirely wrong and you are a faggot.
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>>5512853
taste disgusting and accomplish nothing
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>>5512849
>You blatantly lied
im fuckin plying
And I don't have a political party
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>>5512817
>you will never feel her claws grab you finger as she reacts to your touch
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>>5512866

The Cutie mark crusaders go Crusading
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>>5512855
>>5512853
>"It's the perfect plan!" - Twilight Sparkle
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>>5512853
give you a wicked tummy ache ya silly boy
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>>5512853
...Try it
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>>5512866
Background mare?

Lyra and Junebug.
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>>5512870
So you're not just against gay marriage, you're against the separation of church and state?

Holy shit, you're fucked up.
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>>5512873
are you seriously this fucking stupid
you know what he means you goddamn retard

sorry we can't all be faggots like you
go suck a dick
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>they think I keep soda in my house
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>>5512894
no
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>MS is finally going to finish his Futa lineup
YES
YES
THE TIMES
THEY ARE A CHANGIN'
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>>5512892
Would you catch an Applejack, MLPG?
Which pokeball would you use?
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>>5512855
Laverne from Laverne and Shirley
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>>5512852
Draw Braeburn in socks

Or draw something from this super-chill video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2zKARkpDW4
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>>5512905
Do you seriously think that mormons don't believe gays go to hell?

C'mon now.
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>it grows closer

my android is ready.
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>>5512916
Those balls on Rainbow Dash are awfully huge

Is that on purpose?
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>>5512870
You're talking about religion again

Next time you go to make a post, look over it and think "Do I mention ponies at least once somewhere in this, or is it related in any way to ponies?"
If the answer is no, don't post it

Simple enough
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>>5512916
everyone just keeps putting dicks on things where they don't belong
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>>5512862
>Also end all greentexing.
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>>5512913
There is no irony
Only the mirror being shown, exposing you for what you are
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>>5512929
We don't believe that
There are Mormons in MLPG, guys
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>>5512916
>uncut applejack
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>>5512916
This I dont want
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>>5512892

MT pls draw Zecora doing something adorable.
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>>5512930
Would it run on a Sony Ericsson Xperia Mini Pro 2?
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>>5512913
>everyone is being genuinely sincere about their posts
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Would you answer to the being called 'Anon'?
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>>5512916
i wonder how many bronies have masturbated to this
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>>5512937
Dicks belong everywhere.
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>>5512916
I'll never understand why guys like guys with fake boobs like this
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>>5512905
Reading comprehension.

First off, that ideal does support the separation of Church and State. Marriage is traditionally a church thing so let the church have it.

Let the state give out licenses of some kind to both straight and gay couples who don't want the religion.

Problem solved.

Secondly, that idea wasn't mine I just agreed with it. The idea belongs to a close friend of mine who recently returned from a tour of duty in Iraq. Oh, and he's gay. Not that it matters or anything.
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2fast lmao
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>>5512951
I'll draw you Zecora without a fee
But first you must awnser a riddle from me
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>>5512961
depends on who and where I'm being called anon
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>>5512945
Yes, and there are homophobic bigots in mlpg too.
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>>5512916
>tfw you are the same size as Luna or Dash
>maybe slightly smaller
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>>5512971
>>5512934
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>>5512962
i guess there are worse things than looking at dicks instead of going to bed
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>>5512934
I wish Earth was more like Equestria and you could go visit God at the castle any time you wanted.
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>>5512916

>Megasweet
>still drawing futashit

I'm sorry I still don't see anything different.
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>>5512962
>>5512916
do not want lol sort of want

>>5512930
twilight you look kind of cool
honestly those 3D models look kind of weird
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>>5512986
buzzword central
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>>5512978

What is the riddle?
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>>5512862

>whoever started it should get fired

Do we blame Fluffy or Artanon for this?
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>>5512873
hey faggot
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Son_of_perdition_(Mormonism)
USE FUCKING GOOGLE
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Hi guys I heard you like ponies thiiiiiiiis much?
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>>5512858
Oh yeah...
Welp, Rarijack confirmed canon.
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You are all terrible and don't deserve a new horse but here it is anyway
>>5512993
>>5512993
>>5512993
>>5512993
>>5512993
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>>5512971
>the idea wasn't mine, I just agreed with it

Obviously. You're some fucking Rush Limbaugh dittohead or some shit, and have never had an original idea of your own.
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>>5512990
Yeah, yeah.

I'm stopping.
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>>5512971
Just stop, you're doing it wrong.
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>>5512994

>he doesn't know about god's castle
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>>5512988
>tfw same size as Rarity
>tfw nobody will ever use it
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>>5513001
I'm actually liking the models

Much better than those crappy G-Mod models that are always use
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>>5512962
>Celestia
No, bad boner
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>>5512978
Speak your riddle, Bridgekeeper, I'm not afraid.
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>>5512916
>twilight is huge
>>>5512962 Celestia is bigger
Oh fuck yes
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>>5513008
Right. I read that.

If you don't believe in mormon doctrine, you go to hell. And homosexuality is against mormon doctrine.
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>>5512978
Can other people help?
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>>5512916
They'd look lovely without the dicks...
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>>5512988
Just so you know
I really wanna suck your dick
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>>5512978

Then give me your riddle so that you can draw

A cute little zebra that makes us all daww.
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>>5512916

>you will never a perfect shemale Rarity
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>>5512994
>He doesn't go to church.
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>>5513041
no
try again
and actually read it this time
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>>5513014
>Rush Limbaugh dittohead

Don't you fucking dare compare me to that conservative asshole. I hear enough of his bullshit from my grandmother.
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>>5513047
The dick look disgusting
They remind me of Agro's dicks
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>>5513023
yeah, the G-mod ones were definitely worse
maybe it's just the way the ponies bend their limbs
looks fucking gross
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>>5512916
i would that pinkie if she was a little fatter
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>>5513005
I am quiet. And I cannot be touched.
When you see me you see nothing but
when you can't see me you see everything.

What am I?
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>>5513047

this is the world we built for ourselves.
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>>5513058
Fine, you are the Michael Savage of fuckups.

Just kidding.
His shows are actually enjoyable.
He rants about food.
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>>5513087
The inside of my eyelids?
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>>5513087
darkness or something

cuz it gets all quiet at night
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>>5513087
The back of the eyelid.
...No, that doesn't make sense, since you can still touch that.
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>>5513087

The general.
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>>5513058
You're both creationists. You're both homophobes. You're both fat and ugly.
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>>5513121
I don't know about you, but I can't touch the inside of my eyelids
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>>5513119
Juice got it. He gets the prize.
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>>5513085

>smooshing against her belly as she fucked you
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>>5513057
>Those in mortal life who "deny the Holy Ghost," which is generally interpreted as rejecting and denying Christ after receiving a personal witness and a "perfect knowledge" of Jesus and that mere faith or belief in him is not enough.

i.e. not believing what the church tells you to believe
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>>5512916
>>5513047

>That deliciously thick cock on TS
>that big, taut sack on RD

I shouldn't want this.

No, seriously, where can I get them? I want one of each.
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>>5513135
>Homophobe

But that's wrong.
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>>5513149
no
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>>5513147
unf
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>>5513149
Mormon gays get a planet when they die.

Other kinds of gays, atheists, muslims, jews, etc. all go to hell.

Remember when they baptized those jewish holocaust victims?
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>>5513157
I'd rather have futa pones

Unless the humanized versions have horse-sized cocks with deliciously long foreskins.
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>>5513141
cool! zecora, right?

uhh her on a cool skateboard!
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>>5513207
>Wizard Sleeve foreskins.
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>>5513119
>all quiet at night
Where the fuck do you live
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>>5513228
uhh, san diego. but i go to the mountains sometimes
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>>5512916
>Futa
>All them different sizes
>Pleasing pony personalities for all of them
I hate you, this is so perfect. I don't save anything with dicks in it as a rule but wow... I need to find a place to store this.
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>>5513228
Not him, but I live up on a mountain, it's fairly remote.

Only bad thing is the internet is balls.
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>>5513149
>>5513196
holy shit you guys are fucking imbeciles
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>HR tells boss, who tells lower ranked manager who leaves it to the one below him to tell me I have to trim my mustache.
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>>5513264
This is what Mormons actually believe.

And let's not pretend that they're not the one bankrolling anti-gay initiatives all across the country.
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>>5513207

>horse-sized
>not just outright horse cocks
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>>5513300
no this is not what they actually believe
i'm surrounded by them the whole fucking day
utah is full of them
this isn't even close to what they believe
you're just an ass
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>>5513157
It's like a fucking dick buffet. How do I fap to all of these dicks? My brain can't take them all in at once.
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>>5513320
No, I heard about this on the internet.
It is how the act!
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>>5513317
>horse cocks with foreskin
How would that even work? Please tell me, it sounds really hot.
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>>5513344
>i read it on the internet it must be true
hey
hey anon
you don't exist
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>>5513369

not foreskins. sheathes.
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>>5513375
OH F-
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>>5513375
>every anon read that
>They all ceased to exist
Fuck. Now what do we do?
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>>5513458
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>>5513458
>>5513470
>now only namefags and tripfags exist
SHIT
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>>5513409
>big, ominous sheath swaying back and forth

I find the PROMISE of big boners more tantalizing that big boners themselves.
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>>5513409
I know that they're analogous anatomical structures, but you can't tie a pretty ribbon around an oversized sheath and stroke their erection until they swell it with cum like a balloon.
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>>5513484
>Generic reaction of horror.
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>>5513492
So don't want a stallion to grind his massive horseboner against you?
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>>5513492

you can have them. if you can get them hard.

and since they're attached to humans instead of animals, they aren't going to just get hard for any willing hole. you have to put out the effort before you get pumped.
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>>5513499
Which pony would tie a ribbon tightly around your new sheathed stallion cock and stroke you off in extreme discomfort?

This is all your fault, Anon. You had to post those dicks.
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>>5513558

>Twilight has found a spell to give anon a horsecock
>he is now able to satisfy all the mares properly
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>>5513597
>its mottled length seems to shift and grow to fill them completely, making him the perfect partner
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>>5513626
>Even the Princesses applaud Twilight's ingenuity
>Pursuing a buffalo might have taken things a bit too far
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NEW HORSE WHERE
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>>5513517
Yes, of course, I just like big softies even more.

The idea that they can put me to shame without even getting hard is the best part.
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>>5513669
Right fucking here >>5513012
stop fucking shouting
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>>5513675
>The shame is the best part
>Not having a pair of musky horseballs in your mouth
>Not waking up to a pulsing shaft pressed against you
>Not a massive load that you can't possibly down in a single breath
>Not their warm, strong arms holding you against their chest while you grab on tight and struggle softly as they fill you deeper than you ever thought possible
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>>5510686
I was there when this started Dark Equestria. That pic is cursed
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>>5513825
You have your fetishes and I have mine.
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>>5514106
Fair enough
Carry on as you were
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of course most of them should have more screen time but the one i really would like to see is doctor hooves or "timetuner" also luna should have more lines she is best princes
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>>5513087
It's your reflection.


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