I hate you all.

beep beep

This is the one true thread
All other threads are false idols

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cute pone

>>5490415
Keep it in one thread, General fags.

>>5490552
ARE YOU SERIOUSLY THAT FUCKING RETARDED
FUCK

is this the thread?

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>>5490572
Shut the fuck up, this general was a post faster.

>>5490596
It wasn't.

>>5490596
The other one was posted faster and everyone is there.
Get fucked.

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>MLPG

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We dont care what thread you keep it in.

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>>5490604
>5490415
>faster than 5490416

In any case, it doesn't matter, the marker's here now, deal w/ it.

>>5490625
> d-d-d-d-deal with it

*shits all over thread*

What if Twist hugged you after bouncing around all day with those huge breasts stuffed inside of a stuffy sweater? What would she smell like?

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>>5490637
Twist is the only bad pone.

>Art Anon is going to sketch Tapatio pony.
Yesss.

>>5490604
OH JEEZ, I'M FUCKING SORRY. I GUESS I SHOULD GO TO GRADE SCHOOL AND LEARN HOW TO COUNT
1
2
3
4
6
5
WAIT FUCK
THAT'S RIGHT
NUMBERS DON'T WORK LIKE THAT
>>5490416
>>5490415
LRN2 MATH, FAGGOT

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>>5490626
>Glitter Glue, does your talent run purely on frustrated boners and dirtied Kleenex?
100%
I do only leadup because if I ever did payoff people would realize it was awful and not worth building up for

>>5490637
She would smell terrible, especially under the breasts. But hey, I'm sure people here wouldn't mind being crushed by two enormous fleshy sweaty beach balls.

>>5490637
Like a warmed up healthy clean girl. Maybe you'd get just a little whiff of that tiny milk production some women undergo.

And ever so faintly of peppermint and her heightened arousal as you strip off that frumpy sweater and reveal her wonderful curves.

Why do you guys treat Rumble like a proverbial sex god?

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also
sorry I'm late

someone asked for this earlier

>>5490660

can you at least animate that so she's bouncing?

>>5490663

lame

>>5490662

there we go

>>5490672

GG pls draw something new.

>>5490655
Still it should matter which one is more active not the one that is first

>>5490655
Jeez DFG..you mad bro?
Chill out

>>5490660
> the fucker actually responded
That is, if this is GG

In which case, thanks

Mystery solved.

I suppose I should ask just how many crusty socks have been sent to your house in effigy of your prowess in depicting sexual lead-up

But I doubt you count

>>5490672
Draw Big Mac 'plowing' Applejack's 'fields' .

Literally.

>>5490655
They were off by one post and you broke out the l33tspeak AND called them a faggot.

You seem pretty NEW when you're this MAD.

>>5490693

>incest

Ew gross

Draw Rarity and Applejack fighting over spike instead.

>Wake up
>6 day until S3

yay

>>5490700
Why do you capitalize words? We're not in a quest.

>>5490693
>She gets upset with him.
>She was going to use a special plowing technique for those fields.

>>5490700
Can we forget this subject
Really what's done is done.
We're all here and shit like this happens.

Come on there's no need to ruin this thread at the beginning .

>>5490680
> not having a nose sensitive enough to pick up when a woman's highly aroused

It smells kind of tacky and alkaline, and just barely cuts through whatever perfume they've worn.

Irony of ironies, I inherited my sense of smell from my mother.

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so who is genuinely excited for King Sombra?

i'm not

>>5490710
Because asterisks for emphasis are terrible, just terrible.

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>>5490685
Other marker movers can move that way, I move purely by the force of sanic.

>>5490715
>tfw your nose is so sensitive it either takes you forever to get used to a smell or you simply can't stop smelling it
It is both a blessing and a curse

>>5490653
>this faggot again
>needing to remind everyone it is his precious shitty creation
pathetic

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>>5490674
1000 years in paint

>>5490718

I don't really know because we haven't seen him in action yet.

All I care about is if he has a cool male villain voice.>>5490718

>>5490693
>Draw Big Mac 'plowing' Applejack's 'fields' .
You don't plow apple orchards anon

>>5490718
I am. I'm even slightly aroused and feel that if I have to begin drawing porn, it'll b of him.

>>5490729
True on both counts for me.

It really sucks.

I actually pray for sinus infection season to blunten my sense of smell. Walking by the Subways every day to class gives me the worst yeasty-smell headache.

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>>5490672
Part deux

>>5490734
Great. Now I can masturbate!

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This episode aired 18 months ago.

>>5490734

2fast

any faggot around here knows of any sites declared to stream S3?

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>>5490744
and here's 3

>>5490674
>can you at least animate that so she's bouncing?
He's not fucking her he's just you know
examining what they've got to work with

>>5490744
> that last panel

Goddamn GG, your speed-drawing still allows for the best expressions.

>>5490765

I know, but I want to imagine that they are fucking

discord fucking anything is kind of a big thing for me and there's hardly anything of it

>>5490742
>Not wanting the smell Celestia's yeasty bread farts

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I TOLD YOU HERETICS THIS WAS THE ONE TRUE THREAD
YOU UNBELIEVERS WILL BE PUNISHED ON JUDGEMENT DAY

>>5490718
>He is the embodiment of hate and anger, or whatever.
>Celestia and Luna were able to lock him away.
>But he was able to set the seeds inside the younger sister.
>He created Nightmare Moon.
>Celestia gag ordered any talk of it, and made a story of how her sister fell.
>History talks about how ponies shunned the night.
>Luna knows how it happened.
>It's why she is concerned about Twilight going against his curse.

>>5490780
cool fanfic yo

>>5490718
I just hope he's a fun villain

>>5490780
>setting seeds inside Luna

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Hey guys, ever notice that Twilight Sparkle says she's had her share of "licks" in the preview? Huhuhuh, that was cool!

>>5490796
Te-hee

>>5490795
This. I'm sure he'll have his moments.

>>5490737
But they do have fields for some reason

DYEWABS?

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I really hope that King Sombra doesn't turn out to be just an unicorn.

It must be some disguise or not his final form.

They better justify his peculiar design.

>>5490765
I beg you man, continue that story.

MLPG I just watched myself shoot a thick stream of pearly white cum at least a foot and a half into the air

It was beautiful; I'm sitting here in my post-orgasmic bliss almost moved to tears with how proud I am of myself

I wish I had recorded it so I could relive it forever

>>5490814
>wanting more alicorns

>>5490814

I just hope porn artists give him an interesting penis design.

If you find a bag of weed on the floor, motherfucker, what the fuck you gonna do?

>>5490780
He doesn't really seem as "evil" as people make him out to be.

>>5490820
Are you cum-trolling me?

>>5490822

Re-read that post

>>5490828
Turn it in to the police, like a good pony.

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if it's still relevant: rough draft of mustard pony as promised in the stillborn horse.
with a yellow mustard coat and a bavarian mustard mane.
i'm not too sure about the colors and couldn't think of a cutie mark and i guess she could need some more mustardy attributes.
any suggestions?

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>>5490814
>Celestia called him a unicorn.
>"I hope he isn't a unicorn!"

>>5490828
Go out, buy some papers, and then smoke that shit out on my balcony.

What the Hell do you think I'd do? Sheesh.

>>5490822
>>5490814
That reminded me lauren's words from yesterday, when she said more unicorn ruins the consistency of a setting and universe she created. It really does, no wonder she originally created Cuntdance as unicorn.
fuck meghan and hsabro

>>5490830

No man I'm so fucking proud

I feel like my wife just handed me my son in the hospital room and they're passing out bubblegum cigars

I feel so great

>>5490840
Yes, he hopes he isn't a unicorn, is that bad?

>>5490828

Gonna deal that shit

I quit smoking the stuff in high school

>>5490841
Pick it up, pick it up.

>>5490839
Find a nice little mustard image for a cutie mark.

we ded

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>>5490840

I said
>I really hope that King Sombra doesn't turn out to be just an unicorn.

I thought it was clearly implied that i know that he is supposed to be an unicorn.

You know, it could turn out that he isn't really a unicorn considering how different he is from the average unicorn.

>>5490693
I second this! Best ship!

>>5490852
Well yes, I'd have to pick it up.

I'm not gonna vape that shit in its original Zip-Loc. Cor.

>>5490868
Or he could be a 'pure' unicorn.
He probably isn't a pony at all.
I mean, look at him!

>>5490839
>yellow american mustard

DISGUSTING

>>5490876

>forcefeeding Chrysalis her own goop.

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>>5490864
i thought about using a mustard plant, but someone might have a better idea.

>>5490871
>ship

What? What?

I was simply requesting an image of Big Mac doing some of Applejack's chores as a favor because he's a good brother.

I am disgusted by your lewd inferences and insinuations!

>>5490718
To be honest, I think he looks like a badly designed OC.

However, I'll reserve my final judgements for when we actually get to see the episode.

>>5490885
Not the guy.

Stone-ground's the only way to go.

Fuckin' Inglehoffer, bro.

the only good mustard is wholegrain mustard.

Prefereably redwine flavoured.

>>5490890
>Mustard plant.
Eh...
That may throw viewers off.

>>5490890
I would not mine that though people might now know that mustard comes from a plant or even know what a mustard plant looks like.

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>>5490890
How's about one o' these?

>>5490840
>Complain about too many alicorns
>New villain is not an alicorn but a unicorn
>complain about unicorns

>>5490898
You ARE honest anon.
It is really bad design.

Honestly, I still shocked they let him into the show. Hmm... may be it is actually someone's OC and they paid well? Or have contacts at Hasbro? We already knopw that similar shit happened with Cadence

>>5490718
>>5490898
the abolute worst thing about that character are those colors. this oversaturated red, green and purple, too much black, those teeth.
it seems like they used that grimderp thing that was posted on EqD before S2 as reference because bronies ate that shit up.

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>>5490866

Fixed. Sort of.

>>5490898

>To be honest, I think he looks like a badly designed OC.

that's what almost everyone have been saying since his picture was leaked months ago

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>>5490906

>American mustard

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>>5490805
Hehehehe

hehhe "licks"

hehehhehehehehehehehheh

>>5490908
Go back to /mlp/

>>5490765
>>5490816
Yes! This needs a continuation!

>>5490914
That's pretty cool, I like it.

>>5490898
Maybe the design has a meaning behind it, maybe he's over exaggerated on purpose.

>>5490917
Meh, it's an American show

>>5490914
Not bad, not bad.

Would you scrub your favourite pony's hooves using a nice, thick pumice stone?

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>>5490925

it's because he is evil

>>5490934
No. I don't want to steal jobs from the Spa Twins.

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>>5490928

>>5490915
That doesn't surprise me.
I haven't been in here much the last month or so though, due to being busy with other things.

>>5490944
Oh my. Big Mac and Apple Bloom.

>>5490941
>It says here that you use American mustard on your hot dogs and burgers...Is that an accurate assessment?

>>5490944
> That backwards look from Appblebloom
"Ah know it ain't right, but it feels awful nice. Maybe it doesn't matter if this is my first Season, it's not like he's going to knock me up. That's not how it works, right?"

>>5490902
>>5490903
>>5490906

well, in europe mustard is usually associated with tubes or spoons.

maybe a spoon with some mustard the same color as her mane would do the trick.

>>5490941
every fucking time I see this guy I think of the Dick from Supernatural

>>5490910
But if they make him one of those over the top kind of villains that design is great for him

>>5490958
Do go on!

>>5490971
smaller!

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>>5490759
>>5490759
>>5490759

>>5490971
I sincerely hope that's chocolate sauce.

>>5490971
what kind of reaction is that?

>>5490957
Who gave MLPG a job at a pizza place?

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>>5490971
I still don't get what's happening there

>>5490957
Hahahaha!

>>5490976

Well there's the hub

also they'll be spammed to hell and back on episode day

>>5490957
Hahahahahaha

>>5490980
Pizzahut hires anybody.

>>5490974
That's about it.

Though "M-maybe this feeling I'm getting is love, and when two ponies love each other very much they make a foal, and I know my brother loves me - god I just want him to do ... THINGS to me just like this."

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>>5490961
>insert boring.

>>5490976
Dunno, are joowz and bronystate still around?

>>5490961
>>5490906
>>5490995

What about a mustard-pot? Like the kinds they used to sell it in?

>>5490759
If all else fails, there will always be bronystate

>>5490984
Nor do I. As far as I can tell, it's Tara Strong and Lauren Faust's OCs. No idea who the guys are though. And is that a string of anal beads Spike is pulling out of or pushing into Twilight's ass?

>>5491005
They're Breivik and Muhammad

>>5491000
Better idea than I...

>>5491009
>>5491003
pls no

I got them doubley bubbleys

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>>5490969

I want to trust that Meghan knows what she is doing because she wrote some of the best episodes, but what she did with the Royal Wedding makes doubt about the Crystal Kingdom episodes, since writting a 2 parter is way too different from writting regular episode.

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>>5491018
Why haven't we shipped those two together

>>5490961
>well, in europe mustard is usually associated with tubes or spoons.
That's news to me, and I live in Europe.

Mustard usually comes in squeeze bottles, like ketchup, dressing and other similar things.

>>5491003
>>5491009
>>5490989

piss, pls leave

>>5491000
that sounds better.

and i guess some ideas that would make this horse more reconizable would be good too.

but i will make myself something to eat first. i'll come back later. and i think i have some mustard in the fridge

>>5491028
Because Tara x anon is the only valid ship.

>>5491031
Just fucking report it and don't respond

>>5491029
I see nothing but tubes in here

>>5490969
They'd pretty much have to make him some sort of self-obsessed narcissistic douchebag with an over-inflated ego who dresses up in ridiculously clashing colors thinking it makes him look cool when it really doesn't, if that design is going to make sense.

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>>5491038

>>5491029
>squeeze bottles
absolutely disgusting. what country?

>>5491019

As much as I love hyper, feral dragons fucking things, creampies, watersports, size difference, Luna, and not-too-much-blush...

something about them being combined just doesn't do it for me. Probably because that's a gross dragon dick.

>>5491044

>"H-Hey! I was in the middle of a monologue! It took me 300 years to write this just perfectly!!! C-Come back! I mean -- I MEAN IT!! HEY!!! DON'T YOU DARE IGNORE ME!!!"

>>5491051
Is that an Oblivion mod?

>>5491029
Most of the mustard here is in jars.
There are a few which are in squeeze bottles but even then they aren't that shape

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>>5491037
I've seen no such shipping

Jessy confirmed for cute lesbian

>ever taken a naked foto of yourself
>ever slept with someone of same sex
>ever touched a snake?

>>5491050
Norway.

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I just shit out an art but I don't even want to post it because I hate it.

Good night and sleep well.

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>>5491064
FUCk

>>5491061
I can only imagine there's some Anon she's fucked at some convention at some point.

There are marriages and then there are celebrity marriages.

>>5491061
This man has transcended hoverhand to a new level: hoverbody.

>>5491044

again, it must be some disguise or he is a different from a species pretending to be an unicorn

or at least that's what i hope

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>>5491051

>>5491069

I'd probably wear that shirt

>>5491082
Faggot

>>5491064
She's married though. To a guy.

>>5491060
I guess it just varies between countries then. Still news to me. Can't really imagine why you'd want to put mustard in anything _but_ a squeeze bottle though, since it's pretty much only ever used on hotdogs, and squeeze bottles are the most convenient way to apply things to hotdogs.

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Would you eat thiiiiiiis cake off of Celestia's butt?

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>>5491076
>hoverbody
Holy shit

>>5491085

I know

on the bright side, my friends would expect something like that from me

>>5491086
>jessy
>married
hello new!

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>>5491080

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>live in yurop
>seen mustard in both squeeze bottles and jars
>the bottled is shit, jarred master race
or should i say, mustard race

>>5491083
Look at his face. He knows he's making a mistake.

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>>5491089
No.

I'd eat it off Lyra's butt because then I wouldn't know what's flesh and what's cake

>>5491094
No, she actually is. Or at least engaged.

>>5491093
WAS HIS AUNT
BUT HE'S SHEZOW NOW

>>5491076
The joke will be on us when the autists fully develop their ability to hover at will.

>>5491099
Yeah, the stuff that comes in jars is always the best stuff. Can't go wrong with 'em.

>>5491108
What the fuck

>>5491104
oh dear...
unf

>>5491099
Fuck you, carlos, that wasn't funny.

>>5491108
XD

>>5491070

That is a very cute Lyra.

>>5491099
The one in jars is usually the higher quality one here

>>5491108

I don't understand your reaction

I'm going to assume it's because you don't like chocolate mint cake

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>>5491108
>game controller cutie mark
ERRYTIME

>>5491104
The part that bleeds when you bite it is not cake.

>>5491111
Hahahahaha

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>>5491103
>>5491083

haha, holy shit, it's true

his face says it all

Hasbro is next

>>5491125
Would I even want to get married?

>>5491089
I would eat any cake off of Celestia's butt on the one condition that she farts on it

>>5491108
>Ass Creed cutie mark
I just
what

>>5491107
Lucky bastard. Gets to marry a real MLPG drawfag with a fart fetish.

>>5491125
Celedgyia

>>5491125
You can't stand between me and my waifu, bitch.

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>>5491137

Okay, then would you eat coconut cake off of Femrover's butt?

>>5491131
But by that definition double-chocolate flourless cake is living.

It isn't.

My guess is Lyra's ass would bleed out rivulets of marshmallow cream like a fine Ben and Jerry's pint.

>>5491060
>>5491029
Where I live, we have a high variety of mustards infused with herbs, flowers, fruits... Which always comes in jars.
Often the grains are left in it.
We have to check the exotic/imported section to find yellow mustard in tubes.

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This is my favourite mustard.

Expensive as fuck though.

>>5491154
Where is that?

>>5491080
Is this supposed to be Spike?

>>5491162
I don't have a favourite mustard. Thanks for your opinion, though.

>>5491156
shame, if wasnt wearing that shit, he'd be just fine

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>>5491125
>>5491146
>>5491148

>>5491156
Fella in diz pic is kinda cute.

>>5491164

is there a version of this without the frivolous blush?

>>5491154
My favorite is mustard with horseradish.

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>>5491163
France.

>>5491162
>name a mustard 'Beerenberg'
>put red wine in it

God dammit, Australia.

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>>5491169
Xd

how much does a body pillow cost

i'm using the blanket around me and it doesn't work, can't wrap my leg around it

>>5491177

Beerenburg is just a brand name. They do jams and relishes and all kinds of shit.

>>5491178
I'm.. sorry? What?

>>5491179
a body pillow doesnt compare to a real person

>>5491176
I guess France is just more advanced in the mustard department then. Do you actually use it for anything other than hotdogs too?

1. Coffee elitists
2. Pizza elitists
3. Music elitists
4. Vidya elitists
5. Hamburger elitists
6. Alcohol elitists
7. Mustard elitists

I didn't think I could be so upset at mustard, but you made me place it

>>5491189
Bullshit, real people roll around and snore and fart

>>5491176

I buy this stuff when I cant buy >>5491162 but half the time I get it it's too peppery. Might have something to do with which store I get it from though.

>>5491184
Do any of them have beer in them?

I mean, I know everything in Australia has trace amounts of beer in it purely on merit of being within the confines of Australia, but etc.

>>5491194
>Hamburger elitists
what
It's all the same shit

>>5491179
the case i bought cost around $35 and the pillow itself was $10

>>5491198
Maybe that's his fetish.

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>>5491192

>>5491192

That is one limp horse. I call bullshit.

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>>5491192
Oh

Oh god

OH GOD NO

NO BONER NO NO NO

THIS IS THE LAST THING I WANT

>>5491191
Not from France, but not using mustard in a christmas turkey/pig/whatever is like a crime to me.

>>5491209
Most horse porn is bullshit.

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>>5491189
i know

and it hurts

i just thought having something similar would help ease the pain.

>>5491204

>Not eating your burger blue
>Putting mustard on a hamburger
>Not putting avocado on your hamburger
>NOBODY BESIDES (hole-in-the-wall restaurant in bumfuck nowhere) CAN DO HAMBURGERS RIGHT
>eating meat

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>>5491188
Shes made lel

>>5491194
>1. Coffee elitists
I'm not an elitist, but my ex was. And really kooky for drinking it all the live-long day.

As previously explained, it meant her cunt tasted like chocolate-covered espresso beans ALL THE TIME.

>>5491191
Yes, usually as a condiment for meat (pork joints), sauerkraut, sandwiches... We don't eat much hotdogs.

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>Bronycon documentary pre-release screening is today

>tomorrow airs the brony ad

>>5491224

I don't believe you, because I've drunken about 6 cups of coffee a day for the past year and my cum doesn't taste like coffee

Though it does smell like it, and so does my piss

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>>5491191
Not that guy or from France but here mustard is usually eaten with one of the traditional dishes, most dishes that contain pig and sausages

>>5491224
Would you drink Sleepyhead's caffeine-flavored vaginal juices?

>>5491228
Why are you posting attractive bronies?

>>5491235
Jesus christ really
I didn't know they were moving so fast

>>5491174
>horseradish
It's too strong for me.

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>>5491222

>tfw sandwhich
>tfw want to stack it with meat, cheese, tomato, beetroot, cucumber, zucchini, grated carrot and lettuce and copious helpings of avocado, with an extra slice of cold, last night's roast pumpkin.
>tfw cant because my sammich will collapse.

>>5491236
drink six years of coffee in a day and then we'll talk

>>5491240
Likely.

But of course you imply she doesn't taste like Night-Night serotonin fruit drinks/shots, which would also be acceptable.

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This general is going too fast

>>5491248

Shit son you're so fucking on

brb blowing my savings on coffee beans

>>5491248
>>5491236
Everyone's different, and she tasted either like espresso beans or coffee grounds depending on the day. It was pretty rad.

>>5491242
>skinny faggot
>$5 haircut
>6/10 face
No, that is not enough to consider a brony "attractive"

>>5491256
>those giantfat fingers

holy fuck /v/ is terrible

>>5491248
Ever since I started drawing, i dont drink coffee as much anymore because it make my hands shaky

>>5491230
Interesting.

I don't eat much hotdogs either.

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>>5491256

i love it when we're /ck/