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We're just six days away, MLPG! Can you believe it?

Old thread: >>5483218

Topic: If you could give a single background/one-off pony a major role in season 3, who would it be? Describe the role you would give them.
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I AM THE GREATEST
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what happened to clopfic?
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>>5487357
Braeburn
Because he's cute
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>>5487357

We need more Nathan Pony.
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There have been no teen feels in over a month.
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Did 4chan just die for a sec?
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>>5487408
it's ded. we need a replacement.
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why aren't you sleeping?
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>>5487422
>Nathan pony

this faggot
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>>5487430
I got that too, so yes, probably.
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BRAEBURN I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU
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>>5487437
i'll sleep when i'm dead
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>>5487426

There's been some small doses here and there... but nothing like what we did before.

I think we're still afraid of another fight breaking out.
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>>5487422
>Nathan Pony
No.

He's called Heavy Set.
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>>5487426
What do you think of teen spitfire dealing with an early puberty?

Like really early, that girl is growing up and developing quickly
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>>5487426
False.
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>>5487391
>tfw tribes is deder than ded
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>>5487447
How would Sleepy react to that phrase?
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If we're going to do that pre S3 stream, we need to vote on the top 10 episodes from both seasons combined and chosen by everyone including /mlp/ proper
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>>5487357
Holy shit I cannot wait for Season 3 Holy shit I cannot wait for Season 3 Holy shit I cannot wait for Season 3 Holy shit I cannot wait for Season 3 Holy shit I cannot wait for Season 3 Holy shit I cannot wait for Season 3 Holy shit I cannot wait for Season 3 Holy shit I cannot wait for Season 3
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>>5487453

I thought his name was Pasta Pockets?
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i am artist
anyone wanna collab for a quest
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why aren't you studying?
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>>5487459
I hate working nights. I miss EVERYTHING.
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Join the Apple Family as near death Granny Smith recounts the dark times after Princess Celestia's suicide!
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>>5487480
i'll study when i'm dead
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>>5487480
I would stick my dick in that gummy teacher
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>>5487495
animation has gone such a long way!
I wonder what it will look like in 30 years!
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>>5487495
It's almost 17 years old, man.
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>>5487478
Draw Wrekc and Venellope pone
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>"I won't let you die, guy!"
>"Not this time!"
What the fuck!?
I've decided to watch this show and try to catch up to everyone but I came across this what the fuck? There's something really depressing about this cartoon
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>>5487492
Forgivable.
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>>5487472
Would the rest of /mlp/ want to jump into a stream with us and would the people here really be okay with the rest of /mlp/ being in there?
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>>5487357
I definitely think Ghost should have a bigger role. Don't know what he'd do, though.
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>>5487475

It's Roly Poly!
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>>5487510
I dont know about pony versions, but Pinkie in Sugar Rush would be fantastic
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>>5487480
I've been studying all day, Ms. Cheerilee!
And I have even more to do tomorrow!
Give me a break!
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>>5487510
...no
crossovers are cancer
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>>5487517
This isn't even remotely ponies anymore

I mean, what the hell man
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>>5487514
It's a story about a ten-year-old in a post-nuclear wasteland. What did you THINK it would be?
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>>5487548
>pinkieshrug.png
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>>5487514
it gets much worse
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>>5487544

This is true.
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>>5487514
>he does not know yet

pay attention to details
they are mindblowing withing the series

.. or just read later that HUEG series analysis
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I liked S2 magichorn and I found her freakouts to be cute and amusing
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Why wont pony crawl under my shirt and sleep there like a snuggly warm cocoon?
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AuetmP9d44

I posted this earlier tonight.

Just fucking around.
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>>5487578
WHERE
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>>5487576
he is... short
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>>5487527
As long as they don't act like faggots I don't mind.
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>>5487584
which pony would do something like that?
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>>5487578
oh gosh link please?
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>>5487581

As long as she doesn't end up suffering from The Worf Effect, I can enjoy them.
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>>5487589
get a pick
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>>5487581
She was entertaining but I prefer season one's more laid back, kind of sarcastic Twilight as a character
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MARCELINE IS IT JUST YOU AND ME IN THE WRECKAGE OF THE WORLD
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>>5487581
Same here fellow Brony
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>>5487581
My favorite episodes are when the ponies loose it
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>>5487589
what does this have to do with ponies
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>>5487449
I promise to behave myself from now on.
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>>5487606

I have one. I just wasn't using it, because I'm more used to playing clawhammer and fingerpicking.
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>>5487374
Sanic

>tfw SSMB turned to EqD 2.0

I knew things turned bad when a mod defended the MLP talk by comparing it to Sonic, or the main fucking focus of the board.

Though I mostly went to Retro for the game and hacking talk and SSMB/+4chan for the comics.
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>>5487595

A shaved filly. They get chilly without their fur.
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>>5487246
>>5487184
>>5487121
>>5487032
>>5486827
did anyone cap these?

also, are there any other feels with derpy in them?
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>>5487619
use it you god damn neanderthal
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>>5487616

As much as talking about balls and bitching about that guy bitching about sentenal all the time.
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>>5487623
I would warm a chilly filly
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Gay stallion thread?
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>>5487628
a few.
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>>5487628
Cap it yourself if you're so taken with them. It's only five posts, and as long as you have a Printscreen button and MSPaint, you should be fine.
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>>5487584
Because they weigh 200 kg at the low end.
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>>5487629

>A guitar must always be played with a pick
>what is flamenco
>what is classical guitar

C'mon, dude - lighten up.
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>>5487635
no
stop
you're fucking disgusting
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>>5487623

Eww gross no! They have disgusting rat tails
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>>5487635
>tfw no gay art of my favorite male pony

haHA
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>>5487630
I'm not him, and I'm not complaining. Frankly I don't care.

But for the love of God, quit using the excuse "Well everyone else is shit posting so I'm going to do it to" as an excuse.
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>>5487629

...well, that's not very nice of you...
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whaddya listen' to emmelpaguh?
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>>5487605
>tvtropes

that site is such a timewaster, if I go on there to find something I'll be there for an hour clicking links
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>>5487656
>disgusting rat tails
do you even into horse anatomy?

all horses have that, you twit. how do you think they control their prehensile tails?
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>>5487669
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcAnMTHuNNk

While also reading Hellboy

Boy, what a night!
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>>5487659

>EVERYBODY SHITPOSTS ON PURPOSE! EVERYBODY IS TRYING TO MAKE ME MAD!
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>>5487635
>tfw Ask Blueblood will forever be dead

I know why it's dead and I respect the artists decision, but I still miss it.
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>>5487422
Fuck off, Nathan
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>>5487605
i don't think that phrase means what you think it means.
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Well, I'm off to bed. When I wake up I want you all to be significantly less shit.
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>>5487684
It was so good
god damn;_;
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>>5487678
.........................magic
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>>5487692
You're only making it worse, fuck off.
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>>5487673

>implying I learned that term from TV Tropes

Is that what they actually call it? Cool.
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Coloring Warmup.
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Your heart will explode
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>>5487673

completely useless to me, unless i have nothing else to do and need to waste a few hours.
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>>5487590
>>5487598
sorry but
>reddit
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>>5487397
You're welcome! I just can't resist coloring in some cute chubby pones
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In the dark of the night evil will find her
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>>5487669
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xb2tA-pq0Co
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQpeQNUKuZY
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>>5487718
who was your favorite pone again?
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>>5487715

wat
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>>5487719
>>5487711
I, too, enjoy misusing spoiler tags.
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>>5487709
Noice.
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>>5487628
boop.
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>>5487714

I used to spend hours there myself.

Until I realized FastEddy was a nazi control-freak and the community kind of sucks.
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>>5487715
Who gives a shit really?
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>>5487709
I see you do like Fajeh's work
don't forget to credit him properly this time
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http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1467046?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
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>>5487635
>Blueblood hires porter to carry his cock to his room
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>>5487726
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>Should MLP have a Dragon's Lair style interactive game?
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>>5487709
>Coloring Warmup Coloring Warmup!
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>>5487669

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-HtKhNdDx8
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>>5487735
Was it the one who drew this one too?

I asked for a name the time it got posted, but he never replied.
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>>5487745
>implying someone is interested enough to make enough animation to achieve that
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>>5487459
Is there more of that?

Is the drop box still updated?
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>>5487733
most communities do
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>>5487726
Applejack
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>>5487729
me too
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>>5487733

FastEddy is a mod on /tg/.

probably not a fact.
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>>5487732
thanks! is this gonna be added to the archive? i don't know who maintains it.
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>look up "Worf Effect" on tvtropes
>they have a few entries from MLP in the examples section
>none of them are valid examples
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>>5487732
>She slips onto you in the shower
>You try to stop your fall, but the only thing to grab onto are her boobs
>You grab, but they're too slippy
>You fall and hit your head on the toilet
>You die from a combination of brain damage, blood loss and drowning in your own piss
>"I just don't know what went wrong."
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>>5487762
who?
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>>5487768
>visible nipples.
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>>5487777
So edit it in there. Or flag them, however it works.
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>go out with people for once
>that feel when wings

How do you stop the anus from bleeding

please help
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>>5487778

Oh, look, it's this guy again.

Aren't you needed in the fluffy pony thread?
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>>5487783
This pony you knucklehead.
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>>5487715
fucking post it you asshole
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>>5487797
He's getting worst.
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DONTDRINKTHEMILKITEXPIREDYESTERDAY!
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>>5487756
Because he does not visit 4chan? I posted his sketch.
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>>5487758

Maybe at least the death scenes, the best one would be where Fluttershy gets a drill through the torso.
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>>5487800
what episode was she in?
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>>5487809

>drank expired milk once, not realizing the fridge had broken down
>had food poisoning that had him bedridden between violent fits of the shits for the whole weekend
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>>5487715
>implying people here are as super autistic about reddit as everywhere else
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>>5487822
The one where Fluttershy learns a valuable lesson
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>>5487777
There is one, sort of. Celestia losing against Chrysalis actually fulfills the definition "character built up to be incredibly powerful loses to show of the strength of the villain."
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>>5487778

>well, i said that's life
>and as funny as it may seem
>some people get their kicks
>from stompin' on a dream
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>DAYLIGHT SAVINGS
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>>5487778
>>>5487732
>She slips onto you in the shower
>you try to stop your fall, but the only thing to grab onto are her boobs
>you grab, but they're too slippery
>derpy tries to catch you, but you wind up falling outside the shower
>you grab the shower curtain and stumble onto the bathroom floor
>derpy slips the other way and slides down the side of the shower and out of it with you
>you still wind up with her butt in your face
FTFY
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>>5487357
Give one background party a major role?

Probably Lyra. It's time to see how hard her canon depiction will make bronies cry.
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>>5487777
>mfw worf was my favorite character
>next to data of course
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>>5487642
This is why I wish these ponies existed. The ability to have that close connection with something without any sexual undertones whatsoever. It'd be like having a cat that could talk to you.
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>>5487841
>Her butt in your face
Shit Anon, that's a bit grimdark.
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>>5487838
Thanks for reminding me anon
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>>5487777

do you remember the Perky Goth Girl image war?

when it was a fight between the vast majority who wanted Death, and a few weeaboos who wanted some chick from a manga nobody's heard of?
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>>5487827
>Poured expired milk into coffee.
>It literally chunked up and floated to the top.
>Pour jug into sink.
>Stir coffee.
>Drink it.
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>>5487856
how is that grimdark?
i'd love to have her butt in my face.
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>>5487852

>yes! exactly! i HATE this! fantastic!
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>>5487822
Every episode except
#17 in Season 1
and #17, #19, and #22 in Season 2
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>>5487871
Because your head would be crushed
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HEY MLPG

WHATCHOO LISTENING TO?

I am cresting on some pretty good feelings and party music. I managed to seal the deal with a lady tonight at a bar.

I guess being perio-diabetic isn't all shit.
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>>5487808
arguable
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>>5487768
DEAR PRINCESS WRINKLESTIA
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>>5487841
>Implying your face hitting Derpy's but doesn't kill you
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>>5487871

Derpy's patootie is generally recognized as a Weapon of Mass Destruction.
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RedI think you're the bees knees
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>>5487871
Because it is very grim and dark in her butt
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>>5487886
>butt shot

mlpg pandering
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>>5487797
I have to admit

That's exactly how to celebrate a sunrise with your best wife._
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>>5487889
jesus fuck look at them
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>>5487889

Man tara's got a nice pair on her.
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>>5487886
Your mom is arguable.
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>>5487889

>Grandma Celestia

I kinda wanna see this now.
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>>5487870
Coffee is strong, it should still absorb it
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>>5487879
Aw man was that from a movie? I haven't seen the movies.
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>>5487886
>F:E
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>>5487885
early They Might Be Giants
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>>5487896
Well now, you're not so bad yourself
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>>5487907
I agree, she has very nice eyes
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>>5487885
>More blogging
GOD DAMN IT ANON
and stop posting your faggy drop shadow shit
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>>5487907
I don't care how much attention she soaks up, I would a Tara over any other VA
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So I started work at Toys R Us the other day. Got a box of Pinkie ornaments that we had to put out for the holidays as well as some mlp stockings and wrapping paper covered in those horrible vectors that they use for fucking everything. You know which ones.
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>>5487867
but that's ridiculous

Death basically codified that type of character

peachy keen!
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>>5487890
>>5487891
>>5487898
>>5487841
>you wind up with her sweet derpy vagina smooshed on your face
>her legs wriggle wrapped up in the shower curtain
>she winds up rubbing herself all over your face
>you bring her to orgasm from your struggles alone
>from then on she starts asking you about doing the thing in the shower curtain

there, happy?
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>>5487912
I have also drank expired milk, went 'Oh hey, that is kinda off', a few chugs in.
Then decide to give it the smell test

Have yet to get sick.
...I may be a god.
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>>5487851
>Episode starts with her walking into the Cake shop.
>Pinkie says "Oh hey Harper, how's your sister Bon-Bon?"
>"She's ok. We don't talk much. I spend most of my time doing yoga, which is why I sat in that strange way one time a while back."
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>>5487924
Even over a long term committed relationship with based engineer waifu?
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>>5487924

>not Nicole Oliver

stand the fuck back everyone! This Anon ia about to go full pleb!
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>>5487870
that would work only as long as the coffee's over 120 deg F
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>>5487936
>"Were going to do adult things now~!"
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>>5487937
no, you just have an inherently good immune system or it got a lot of training in your childhood
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>>5487936
>>5487946
can we have this without anthro pls?
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>>5487930
>started work at Toys R Us
GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN.
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Why is she so excited MLPG?
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>>5487943
I know, but after I kinda went "Whelp, I am officially too fucking lazy to get a fresh cup of coffee..."
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>>5487920
One post doesn't blogging make, but I'll refrain. I tend to spoiler that sort of thing out of difference to others in the thread.

Thanks for pointing out the drop shadow. I forgot to disable that in the OS.
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>>5487903

>Celestia will never give you winghugs to keep you warm while you watch the sun come up
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>>5487924
Sure she's kinda loud and annoying

But its mostly just her having fun with her fans. Heck if I was a popular VA I'd probably be the same wway
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>>5487940
Nicoles great

But Tara would be more fun, and those toes of hers
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>>5487930
>mlp stockings
>for little girls

UNF
I want scootaloo-themed for my little loli
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>>5487957
She sees my book
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>people thinking that expired milk realistically leads to food poisoning

ha ha
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>>5487957
Certainly not because her tumblr is active again
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>>5487800
That horse has poo-brain.
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>>5487970
expired milk is just cheese
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harbl garbl

blugh murgalbaluth
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>>5487957

First edition hardcover.
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>>5487955
>implying she needs to be anthro for this to happen

you underestimate the power of her derp
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>>5487957
She just seen my huge book_
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>>5487963
MLPG begs to differ
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>>5487962

>Being John DiMaggio
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>>5487979
pls stop culturally enriching me
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>>5487937

Depends how off it was.

My fridge had apparently stopped working a week ago.
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>>5487955

brother, i don't think we've been thinking anthro for a while now.
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I can't tell if my clocks set themselves forward or not, all of them are the same.

What time is it supposed to be in CST right now?
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hehe
butts
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>>5487957
HAPPY HOUR!
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>>5487986
> all the unfs
GET OUT OF MY HEAD
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NEW HORSE MURDER
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1467066?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
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>>5487658
who's that?
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>>5487930
>Store only has the blind bags and a few crap toys.
Surprisingly the toys with the mini discs in them sold like crazy.
And no...the people buying them were all soccer moms.
I have yet to run into a brony in the store.
They cannot be that fucking nimble, or I have ninjas in my area I know nothing about.
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>>5488003
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>>5487991
Fuck you Twilight, you're an almighty god how is that supposed to resonate with the young audience?
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>>5488008
> Rarity has an oral fixation
Go on ....
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>>5487999
DST doesn't start until 2 am
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>>5487995
>A week.
Shouldn't the hissing when you opened the jug have tipped you off?
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>>5488014
Little girls like Mary-Sues.
>>
NERDS
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>>5488023
so at 2AM we set shit forward to 3 AM?
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>>5487957
You set an all time duration record
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>>5488034
isnt it back?
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>>5488032
LAME
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>>5487989
NO

You need to learn all your native culture is wrong and offensive and adopt a more understanding worldview or else
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>>5488034
No, that'd be the spring-time shift.

You GET an hour, so roll it back to 1am when you hit "2am."
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>>5487774
it's a bit risque for the Feelworks, but...eh, what the hell
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>>5488009
not telling
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>>5487969
>>5487984
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>>5487920
> implying I'm actually diabetic anon
Just drawing out the buttfrustrated types.
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>>5488053
my binding is so thick~

organize my pages twilight~
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>>5487979
Paper Jam Dipper please...
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>>5488049
There's gay porn of every male character on the show
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>>5488042
oh fug yes I get to stay up longer
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>>5488041
uh, that only applies if you're white.

everyone elses' culture is OK because it's "native"
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>>5488020

she had to quit smoking for her health, and her teeth. she's always got a lollipop, or a candy cane, or a toothpick, or something, anything, in her mouth.
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>>5488057
Get in line, scrub, I need to be collated.
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>>5488058
I really want to rub my face against that pony's thighs.
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>>5488071
>we had a culture once...
>Now we have casinos and alcoholism...
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Why did my clock went backwards?
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>>5488041
what's wrong with her faaaace?
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>>5488071
>poor oppressed rich white people
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>>5488014
She's still be adorable
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>>5488074
I suddenly realize that sucking dick is a calorie-free activity.

Especially if you finish it as a facial.
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>>5488078
her strong sweet smell will make your head spin a little and lose control of yourself
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>>5488079
>we had a culture once
>then vikings showed up and cleared us out with a plague that makes I AM LEGEND look like standing-room-only
>whitey came after and finished off the rest of us
FTFY
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>>5488085
>implying all white people are rich
Hi racial stereotype
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>>5488082
The apocalypse has come early.
Brace yourself.
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>>5488071

>get into an argument with a hippie chick about female circumcision
>she says that it's part of the cultures where it's practiced and we should be understanding of their culture and not interfere or pass judgement on it
>turns out she actually has no idea what female circumcision is

fucking hippies. fucking relativists.
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>>5488093
Oh god, just like my first girlfriend.

All she ever ate was CANDY.
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>>5488082
It's the end of the world as we know it
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>>5488005
Twilight sure is a lushious pony
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>>5488082
DAYLIGHT SAVINGS NIGGUA

THIS IS A BALLIN' EVENT
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>>5488085
>implying whites don't make up more than 75% of the underclass in europe
do you even economic statistical data, anon?
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>>5488101
The poor ones are either not racists like you, or shills for the rich. Like you.
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>>5487956
First job ever. Boy am I in trouble.
>>5487967
I don't think I saw Scootaloo on anything at all.
>>5488010
You work at a toy store?
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>>5488099
That's something I'm amazed we didn't learn about the conquest of the native americans. What was left of their civilization by the time the settlers arrived was basically a post-apocalyptic scenario.
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>>5488115
>>>/tumblr/

pls go, sour-graper.
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>>5488122
they suffered not one, but TWO apocalypses
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>>5488103
So are you against male circumcision anon?
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>>5488115
>>>/le reddit/
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>>5488107
>yfw all my ssister eats is some sweets and never gets fat

slick as fuck, not skinny (no explicit ribs)
i kind of like this type of body
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>>5488135
Who isn't but sand people and grossly misinformed Americans?
>>
/pol/ pls

white privilege is a real thing
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>>5488141
so anon, what does she taste like?
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>>5488126
check check check
check check check
check your privilege
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>>5488090

and sex is a great fat-burner.

people always say Rarity's a whore, Rarity's a slut. it's just an easy (and enjoyable) form of exercise.
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>>5488141
My second girlfriend drank so much coffee she tasted like coffee grounds and occasionally chocolate covered espresso beans.
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>>5488145
I think that circumcision is something that should be decided upon by an educated adult. Getting cut is basically being too lazy to have proper hygiene.
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>>5488148
>i still believe whites conspire against everyone else
>i still believe people conspire against me to make my life difficult
>i need a scapegoat for the sham my life has become

racist pls go.
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>>5488059
>implying
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>>5488103
>she says that it's part of the cultures where it's practiced and we should be understanding of their culture and not interfere or pass judgement on it
HOLY FUCKING SHIT

I had a girlfriend that had that done to her
Clit and hood gone
She was a real sweetheart but sex was a little lacking for her
Really sad
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>>5488152
I'd work her out regularly
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>>5488113
>>5488082
Do you think Celestia and Luna do anything special for daylight savings day?
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Wait wait wait, DST is over? So that means the nights will last longer? That means more Princess Luna?
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>>5488160
Jesus christ tell us more please
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>>5488141
my only girlfriend constantly smoked weed, was very lively and cheerful and a little chubby.

i want her back ;_;
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Not pony but I figured you guys would enjoy it.
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>>5488177
THE NIGHT, SHALL LAST, AN HOUR LONGER
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>>5488170
>Clit and hood gone
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>>5488164
male circumcision decreased the spread of AIDS in africa in the areas it was introduced.
plus a lifetime of desensitization makes for much, much longer sex sessions.
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>>5488181
what the hell happened to that car?
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>>5488176
For the one hour they get every year they sock away an hour's worth of vacation with another demi-god.

So every 24 hours they get the Sandman to put everyone and everything asleep for a day so they can dick around and eat cake and catch up on soap operas.
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>>5488181
Cute.
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>>5488180
Dude, same, on all counts

brohug
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>>5488181
im gonna wrekc it
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>>5488145
>>5488164
>>5488135
Male circumcision is nothing compared to female

I had mine late in life so I know the difference
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Daily reminder that Kircheis is twice as Moe as any pony.
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Do you think Spike would give Rarity the dick?
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>>5488181
Shoulda used this car.
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>>5488181
Just got back from that movie.

Even if it was Sarah Silverman voicing her, she was fucking cute.
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>>5488190
I did a very, very messy scribble of it.
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>>5488190
she totaled it. jews can't drive
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>>5488181
plane pony being hosed down when?
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>>5488120
No.
A Fred Meyers.
But I work the toy area.
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>>5488160
soashamedpony pls.

pls tell us moar.
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>>5488187
There are more important things in life than sex
Like, not getting parts of your dick cut off
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Why do murricans turn the clock an hour backwards now and not in the last week of October like normal people?
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>>5488170
I would be filled with uncontrollable rage if I was her, just, fuck.
>>5488187
Condoms and education would work better but sure if you want them to just cut their dicks and pretend thats the best solution I'll let you handle Africa.
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>>5488207
also what even is this?
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>>5488181
Good...good.
NOW MAKE IT A PONY!
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>>5488176
they get more sleep
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>>5488211
She already did that
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>>5488150
Like annoying bitch.
I don't envy her boyfriend
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>>5488215
you're one of those people who consider it "mutilation" for no good reason, I'm assuming?

well, let me tell you what: it isn't that big of a deal, it's more hygenic, and no, immunizations don't cause autism.
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>>5488225
Punch-it Paul character.
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>>5488192

I like to think Dream takes visits to Equestria when he needs time off. Seems like a good place to unwind.
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>>5488196
c'mere friend!
nice to know someone shares your feels
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>>5488207
>>5488205
OH MY GOD I JUST SAW THAT MOVIE

I REALLY BAWLED THROUGHOUT THE CLIMAX AND ENDING

GREAT MOVIE, 11/10, would pay $8.75 student ticket again.
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>>5488227
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>>5488223
ask ben franklin, it was his idea.
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>>5488231
ooh! I must have missed it
thanks jessy!
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>>5488223

They changed it. They still won't tell us why.
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>>5488229
>http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1467094?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee

>full
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>>5488223
Because we're closer to the equator, so we can push it back longer
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>>5488168
but I am white
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>>5488240
>Would you hug Venellopony?
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>>5488233
Anderson is best show staff after Tabitha
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>>5488181
I LOVE IT
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>>5488233
If spiders are music then they're like the Masonna of the animal kingdom
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>>5488239
>$8.75
You cunts
It's $16 for a student ticket in Aus
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>>5488251
>tfw
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>>5488181
>>5488181
JESSY

PONIFY THEM TOGETHER PLEASE
WHY NO ONE YET MADE IT?
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MLPG I need help

Is there anyway to fix a broken heart?
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>>5488178
>>5488214
Oh my god I miss going down on her. I could even sometimes tell if she'd been drinking blonde roast or some double-brew. I can swear she even tasted like hazelnut once.

There were times she'd get drunk and just drag me home, strip off her panties, and laze in a total sex-kitten haze while I licked her until she just begged to be fucked.

Apparently *I* tasted like coffee after fucking if I'd gotten her roiling enough.
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>>5488264
but your plastic money is worth less
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>>5488234
>mutilation for no good reason
I missed the part where getting parts of your body unnecessarily removed without your consent was okay
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>>5488200
I don't think anyone would disagree with that.

I just find it funny that everyone would agree at how outrageous female circumcision is but hardly anyone bats an eyelash at male circumcision.
>b-but over 2000 years ago a bunch of retarded illiterate nomads thought cutting their penises would be cool, we can't stop now
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>>5488269

Sure, all you have to do is WUUUUUUBWUBWUBWUBWUB
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>>5488269
Alcohol
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Any good horseboners lately?

When I left, Mangneto had posted Femrover with quite the bush. There was also a small bit of scentplay with human Twist.

Was there any more of either?
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>>5488269
end your life, that'll fix it quick
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>>5488181
Jessy, I hate to ask but... no progress on bath time with Celestia/Twi?
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>>5488240
this is the best thing.
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>>5488173

and semen can help keep skin healthy. so if you aren't finishing inside her, you're finishing on her face.
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>>5488224
>Condoms and education would work better but sure if you want them to just cut their dicks and pretend thats the best solution I'll let you handle Africa.

You can thank the Catholic Church and America's Bush-Era "ABC" sex-ed policy on health aid in Africa, namely hammering home "ABSTINENCE ABSTINENCE ABSTINENCE."
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MLPG Quick

Post what you did recently and add nonsexually at the end
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>>5488260
anon, i think the better question is
what would vanellopony taste like?

down there?
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>>5488302
I slept nonsexually
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>>5488274
>Implying
1:1.03
And our paper money costs twice as much to make
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>>5488269
Get non-thumbnail images of Arino
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I'm cut and glad I was

bring on the stockholm syndrome accusations
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>>5488302
Sat behind a table to help a friend for ten hours straight doing absolutely nothing nonsexually.
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>>5488305
like sugar
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>>5488289
>this whole scene

Well thats it. I'm dead. You killed me MLPG. I'm going to go die now. Bye
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>>5488240
C-can she glitch?

Does Twilight feel jealous?
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>>5488302
I ate dinner nonsexually.
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>>5488302
I went out with friends, watched movie, then ate fast food nonsexually.
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>>5488269
Get advice from Felix. He can fix it
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>>5488302
I lumbered through another day of my directionless life nonsexually
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>mfw this is the first time I've watched this teaser

I think I've lost my ability to pon
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>>5488302
I posted nonsexually
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>>5488302
watched mulholland drive nonsexually
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>>5488286

>Any good horseboners lately?

hey look at this guy! remember when we were discussing who the worst shitposter of the hiatus was? i guess this guy qualifies as a candidate
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>>5488302
>metapost
You are the cancer that is killing MLPG nonsexually
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>>5488280
>>5488275
>>>/tumblr/

pls go.
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>>5488322
Nigga what
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>>5488302
I practiced KKPP cancels and Soaring Dragon Strike resets nonsexually
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>>5488302
I masturbated nonsexually

hmmm
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>>5488289
>you will never have a nonsexual bubble bath with your favorite pony
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>>5488322

Forgot the link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2zLqh5YtjU&feature=related
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>>5488286
there was adult funtime with derpy, in the living room and shower recently posted.
>>5487732
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>>5488302
had a smoke on the balcony nonsexually
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>>5488302
I just watch Symbonic Titan non sexually
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>>5488312
>>5488305
Licorice, strawberry-lime Jones Soda, and a hint of peppermint.

I can't tell you how much of a buzz you get from lapping her all up, until she's absolutely sopping and you can nearly taste that sugar rush under your skin, just buzzing, god you feel so good and want to fuck her FOREVER.
>>
HEY

has this been colored yet?
>>5485304
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>>5488331
hurr durr someone disagrees with me, ima tell them to just go away since i cant support my argument
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>>5488327

I'm not even an ERPer, buddy. I just enjoy fetishes. I talk about the show more than I talk about sex.

Calm down, alright? You're shitposting by replying.
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>>5488273
> women who taste like coffee down there
Why boner
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>>5488331
>but if they ban muh circumcision I won't be able to suck off little boy penises in the name of "religion"

Jew detected
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>>5488357
Because coffee is literally the sexiest taste in the world
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>>5488302
I drank Monster Energy Zero Ultra nonsexually.
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I like pony architecture. I hope we get some cool new places in S3.
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>>5488350
there
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>>5488280
> how outrageous female circumcision is but hardly anyone bats an eyelash at male circumcision.
I'm the guy that had the late life circumcision and the circumcised girlfriend

They are incomparable

Trust me
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>>5488347
>Licorice, strawberry-lime Jones Soda, and a hint of peppermint.

I forgot to mention it's so slightly effervescent, bubbling on your tongue every time you roll over her clit.
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Anyone wanna go see [that movie that just came out where the video game guy breaks things] with me tomorrow?
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>>5488352
u mad, bro?

mad about favorite dick types?

i think u mad.
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>>5488388
Sure, I'll go.
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>>5488380
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>>5488302
I farted sexually
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>>5488363
I thought a healthy aroused woman was the best taste in the world.

But one WITH COFFEE?
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>>5488388
I'd love to
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>>5488240
NOW TRANSFORM INTO A SANDWICH!
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>>5488388
I'll go if you lived near me

>tfw all your friends think its a kiddy movie
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>>5488387

>effervescent

BONER GONE.

ABANDON SHIP
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>>5488391
It's not a matter of which looks nicer in your opinion, it's fundamentally wrong and inhumane
>>
Guys someone make a poll on some site that's not a huge pain in the ass and let's find out tonight definitively what MLPG's ten favorite episodes are.
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>>5488373

>cool new places
>crystal kingdom
>yfw
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>>5488350
I don't know if it should be, since it is based off those hiimdaisy comics.
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>>5488388

You mean Rape-It Randolph?
>>
When you're rife with devastation~
>>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23NO6GRGqnw&feature=g-all-lik

Why aren't you lifting MLP General?
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>>5488402
She sure does seem like a dynamite gal
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>>5488411
>replying to obvious shitpost
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>>5488399
Why do gypsys dress like sluts
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>>5488402
Felix confirmed for having boners for FemShep.
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>>5488373
for some reason i can't help but thinking about the architechture of the kievan rus and of russian baroque when seeing canterlot.
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>>5488421
I wanna take you to a gay bar.
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>>5488416

=(
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>>5488410
Just ask her to not drink seltser water for a few days, Anon. It's no biggie.
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>>5488322

Just accept that S3 will be shit. Live with it.
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>>5488421
CRUDE STEW DO YOU FEEL IT APPLEBLOOM
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>>5488417
actually it'd be better if it was pink monochrome like >>5488380 tried to do
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>>5488416
>"We have to find a way to stop Sombre!"
>'Hey, whats behind that?'

>"NO, DO NOT LOOK BEHIND THAT CURTAI-crud.."
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>>5488416
i want to see the new movie.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1NGnVLDPog
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>>5488387
KEEP GOING

what does she taste like when she orgasms? is she a squirter? does she spray fizz on your face?
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>>5488432
>"Crystal Palace, please, more like crystal Sadass!
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>>5488427

to distract their marks while the children rob them blind.
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>>5488289
Sorry, haven't started it yet.I'll get to it after I'm done commissions and this update I'm working on.
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>>5488402
>Her game will never be real.
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>>5488386
>I'm the guy that had the late life circumcision and the circumcised girlfriend

...what.
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I'm not sure why I capped this.
But...here.
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>>5488439
More or less the same, but hotter - and a little less thick.

Maybe ever so slightly more alkaline
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DON'T POOP UNTIL YA SEE THE PONE, BOYS

DON'T POOP

NO POOPS

NONE
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>>5488434

What if it's not shit and fuck you.
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>>5488448
>that update with lots of shitty OCs
why
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>>5488430

Baroque, Gothic, some Tudor, throw in a bit of European Castle...
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>>5488438
>the great and powerful
I don't even want to look, but there's brony comments on that video aren't there.
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Sorry for the wait guys! I can't stay now but I wanted to answer a few posts before I go.

>>5481360
Fuck, did I? I don't recall doing that, but was I supposed to? I'm never sure how to address you guys, I don't know if you want me talking about you or not.
>>5482054
Don't tempt me.
>>5482199
Again, I don't know if you guys want me bringing you up or not. I'm sorry it came across that way, I mean only the most respect!
>>5485272
The convention covers flight and hotel. I actually lose money doing these things (I still gotta pay for long term parking and food).
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>>5488386

male circumcision is the removal of the foreskin. occasionally, the penis is damaged irreparably.

female circumcision effectively means the woman will never enjoy sex.

it's only called circumcision because they didn't have anything else to call it.
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>>5488434
the opening episodes maybe. but at this point anything is better than the hiatus.
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>>5488475
How big is your wiener?
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>>5488475
>Dead
>Dead
>Dead

More like Slowbeat, amirite?
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>>5488477

The medical term is Clitorectomy, I believe.
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>>5488452
I had a circumcision when I was 16 due to bad phimosis on recommendation of a doctor

And I had a Sudanese girlfriend that had her hood and clit removed
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>>5488386
>they are incomparable

Damage to the body wise yes.

The fact that they are done without consent at an early age, no.

It's not about how bad it is, or whether its hygenic, or whether its preferred. The point is that it's honestly not the adults choice.

And like you said a late life circumcision isn't that bad right? Then make them wait till they are 18 if they really want it that badly.
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>>5488475

Just say whatever comes natural bro.
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>>5488475
We like any time you mention us and contrast wider pony fandom like EQD.

It's time people realize not all bronies are Seth drones.

Thanks for the near-shoutout, Eurobeat.
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>>5488475

Don't worry about it man, it was good-natured ribbing.
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>>5488407
Jake pls
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>>5488475
Eurobeat, I don't think anyone really minds. Sure we'd get a few new shitposters, but how would we tell the difference?
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>>5488475

You put on a great show tonight!

When's the next one?
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>>5488502

y'know what? fuck it. we're cosplay now.
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>>5488502

>Two people saying it was full
>MAKE IT SMALLER

god DAMMIT
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>>5488475
i actually don't mind that you acknowledged us, but were discreet about it. it could have attracted the wrong kind of attention.
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>>5488489
>her hood and clit removed
>and clit
oh my lord
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I miss the LAcon. Can I have a summary as to what happen other then PPG is back?
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>>5488475
We like it when you mention us in any neutral or positive light.

We also like talking about how women taste like depending on their diet. Funny thing.
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>>5488475
You should steal food from other people in the hotel to break even
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>>5488453
add it to the archive!
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>>5488436
Like this?
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>pony talk getting hijacked by circumcision debate again

Gee MLPG, when are you guys going to learn to stop dicking around
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>>5488514
That's how most female circumcisions go, ESPECIALLY in Africa.

I'm not a fan of male circumcision, but I have to admit the female version is far, far rose because it routinely removes the meatus too.
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>>5488502
BOTH FILLIES ARE MAFIA
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>>5488475

thank you for not burying us.
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>>5488506
>>5488512
>>5488517
>>5488494
>>5488492

It would've been funny to watch Mic's reaction if you'd namedropped the General.
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>>5488475
Saw you in the stream, dude. Awesome stuff.
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>>5488537
>far, far rose
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>>5488535

Sorry, I guess we really cocked that one up.
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>>5488535
Dicking around, you say?

We all love dicking around.
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pony
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>>5488514
That's the rather mundane (But most common) version
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>>5488549
WORSE

WORSE

OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE.
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>>5488472
no people arguing about saying how Alice in wonderland was such a piece of shit live action movie.
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>>5488537
Is there any reason they do that?
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>tfw over 700 requests within all these 2 years
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>>5488537
>>5488549
>rose is now a descriptor for terribleness

Why do you hat her?
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>>5488545
I don't really get that, does that Mic guy actively hate mlpg or something?
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>>5488490
>parents of their own children can't make decisions about their children
>i can't believe these parents are making choices for their children
>children shouldn't have to do anything without their explicit consent
>i bet these parents make them do all sorts of evil things to the child without the child's consent

you're getting kinda ridiculous there, anon. parents have rights too.
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Well, that was a good inking practice.

Version with shades will come later, or tomorrow, I'm tired.

>>5488475
Nice show man!

The way you lose it when you perform is silly!
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hooray
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>>5488565
They think it'll stop women from cheating on thier future husbands.

No joke.
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>>5488560
>D

Jesus christ why
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>>5488565
They think it lowers the female libido

It doesn't
It just makes sex a whole whole whole lot worse
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>>5488560
>Type III
OH MY GOD
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>>5488581
that's disgusting
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>>5488530
nice
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>>5488475
>>5488475
Wait what Euro mentioned 4chan?
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>>5488568
what? what kind of requests? taken? given? talk sense man.
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>>5488570
IT WAS A MISTAKE

I AM SORRY
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>>5488240
Your ponies have really weird faces sometimes
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>>5488574
>parents have the right to mutilate their children
No, anon, that's not correct
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>>5488535

you know what we have to do.


bring on the women.
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>>5488573

Dunno if he HATES us - he kinda gives the sense he casually looks down on everyone else that isn't him - but MLPG were the ones who called him out on his bullshit for that donation scam he ran a while back.
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>>5488539
Thanks a bunch faggot
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>>5488560
Oh, I get it
brony artists just draw all the ponies with type 3 circumcised vaginas
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>>5488604
Parent have the right to kill their children, but not mutilate them?
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>>5488575
I forgot to add, added "Zajice" to the tag because the style looks like his, I don't know.
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>>5488600
requested
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>>5488539
King faget
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>>5488625
sent ;)
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>>5488602
Are you sorry?
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>>5488570
She just frigid as fuck so no wonder
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>>5488617
Since when do parents get to kill babies?
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>>5488640
He's trying to compare circumcision to abortion.
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>>5488640

It's called Birth Control.
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>>5488574
I didn't ask to be circumcised and its irreversible.

Tell me why their religious rights supercede my own?

Since that was the only reason my mother did it relatives and a priest threatened her that I would go to hell without it, nice psychological torture there
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>>5488625
you counted them? jeez. are we talking about drawing?
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>>5488640
Since Roe v Wade
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>>5488581
>>5488588

the thought process is, if they can't enjoy sex, they won't bother with it apart from religious duty and baby-making.
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>>5488604
>i should decide how everyone raises their children
>only I know what's best of all children everywhere
>my opinion about everyone else's children is so important there should be a law enacting what i think
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>>5488592
>>5488584
Wanna know what the worst thing is?
They cut her open to fuck her
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>>5488648
Since when is killing babies "birth control"?
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>>5488657
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>>5488656
Mutiliation is not best for anyone.

Stop talking out of your ass.
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>>5488650
You should castrate her relatives/priest.
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>>5488651
yeh, art
some of them, were top quality
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>>5488677
>castration
>equal to circumcision
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What the fuck am I supposed to do with all this horse pornography 3 years from now?
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>>5488656
>parents should be allowed to beat their kids bloody, chop off an arm, whatever
>after all who are we to tell them how to raise their children
That's literally how stupid you're being
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>full
>full
>full
MAKE THE FUCKIGN GAMES BIGGER
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>>5488656
So I should be able to completely remove my sons genitalia and force him to live as a woman or perhaps give my daughter a circumcision.

Its my right as a parent.
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I liked the child abortion and genital mutilation episodes too.
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>>5488650
>let me apply my personal story to this general situation
>i definitely don't have solipsism
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>>5488691
Start a new civilization.
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>>5488650

I was raised Catholic, so I was circumcised as a baby.

It doesn't really affect me, since I'm not using it anyway.

I might or might not have my hypothetical son/s circumcised, if it ever happens, it all depends on whether it'd seem like a wise thing to do.

But female circumcision? Fuck no.

There's a difference between doing something for the sake of health and hygiene, and some backward tribal practice founded in the idea that women are inherently unfaithful.
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>>5488657
[WHY]
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>>5488691
Jerk off
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>>5488691
>implying you aren't still going to be stuck here 3 years from now
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>>5488656
>I believe that vaccinations cause autism
>I will not vaccinate my child
>I am right to do this
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>>5488691
masturbate to it
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>>5488692

>Castration is exactly like cutting off your own arm.
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>>5488658

If we're going by your logic, not letting them be born is the same as killing them.

Checkmate.
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>>5488696
You sure are helping by complaining about it instead of trying to fix it. Heck, I'm helping just as much as you! We're both good people.
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>>5488700
>for the sake of health and hygiene
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>>5488711
Why does Fluttershy seem so worried?
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>>5488682
what? did you make 700 requests and got some pictures out of it, or have you actually gotten 700 pictures?
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>>5488700
There are no health/hygiene benefits to circumcision. That's a myth.
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>>5488700
i don't think anyone here disagrees with the opinion that female circumcision is bad.
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What're you talkin' about the circus for, anon?
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>>5488711
>rainbow dash sucks farts from Fluttershy's butt underwater.gif
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>>5488700
It's only recently people have decided it's actually hygienic. It was more or less gone in the West before the 1880's to 1930's when quacks called it a masturbation cure.
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>>5488692

let's be honest: the world would be a better place if parents were still allowed to spank their children without being called Hitler.
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>>5488705
>tfw this has been debunked
>tfw people still believe vaccines give children autism
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>>5488727
dun get it
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>>5488729
>filename

False.
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|Scootaloo is anarchist and Spike is thief.
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>>5488720
Because she knows she's going to kiss Pinkie soon, and doesn't really know how it'll go.
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>>5488729
Because that's where you've been sold. Hope you can juggle or you'll be pulling carts until you're glue.
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>>5488734
That's what you think, Hitler.
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>>5488741
>>>/eqd/
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>>5488734
Discipline, not spank.

Violence begets violence.
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>>5488721
That is actually finished amount of requests within 2 years. From lost of artist. Some sketches, some full-rendered pictures.
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>>5488747
best ship detected
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>>5488737
Case and point. Same shit with circumcision. Teach your kid to wash their goddamn dick like they do the rest of their body. Problem solved.
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>circumcision debate

fuck, everyone here should know these never end well

I'm not even going to suggest another topic, literally anything else is better
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>>5488729
Isn't it past your bed time?
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>>5488696

>this is the face of a man who has given up
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>>5488741
Most of the fillies are adorable though.
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>>5488734
No, it wouldn't. It's well documented scientifically that corporal punishment generally doesn't work.
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>>5488730
I would much rather talk about farts than have a cut vs uncut debate
Please. Which pony's farts would you huff like your life depended on it?
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>>5488695
will someone even enlighten me
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>>5488761
Bullshit, my brothers and I turned out to be decent human beings and we got our asses beat when we acted up.

Take your hippy shit somewhere else.
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>>5488744
>being this wrong
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>>5488737
>mfw people wont drink tap water because of flouride
>mfw most of them haven't even seen Dr. Strangelove
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YO BOBBAY
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>>5488734

Really. I remember being on a bus a few years back, with this lady and her obnoxiously loud 3-year-old, and I almost cheered when she finally reached over and popped the brat one on the back of the head. Sometimes kids NEED to be smacked.

I read somewhere that Swedes and Danes don't spank their kids, and don't really parent them at all. So they run amok and scream. All the time.
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>>5488769
Not for another hour. Thanks, Obama.
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>>5488769

But ah wanna go to the circus!
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>>5488750
>>5488761
>>5488774
You all need a good spanking.
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>>5488763
huh. i think then it's likely that i have drawn something for you as well
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>>5488716
But I really did like those episodes. The Cakes couldn't afford to raise a third child and Pound Cake handled an episode surprisingly really well.
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>>5488766
NO THAT'S NOT WHAT I WAS TRYING TO SAY
STOP TALKING ABOUT CUT VS UNCUT
[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA]
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>>5488771
Most of the colts are ugly/stupid

Save for like 3
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>>5488734
>you should be legally allowed to beat people who are not even fully developed
>if you did this to an adult, it would be felony assault
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I was circumcised as a child MLPG.

What do?
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>>5488656
Doesn't matter what you think is best for your child. The law protects children from stupid parents like yourself

You can't beat your children according to the law.

You can't tattoo your child.

You are required to educate them by law

We do these things to protect children.

So the idea that we let parents raise they're kids however they want without say is quite possibly the stupidest thing I have ever heard is in contrary to everyone that happens in modern society.

IE you're fucking retarded.
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>>5488776
Rarity.
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>>5488776
zecora's.
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>>5488793
mabeh. who are you?
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And now shaded.
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>>5488780
>my grandma smoked everyday of her life and lived to be 102
>therefore smoking is healthy and everyone should do it
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>>5488804
Live the thug life with me
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>>5488792
I got spanked. What I didn't get was discipline because my parents are retards
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>>5488771

Not this one. She's ugly.
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uncut dicks are the best dicks
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>>5488813
Thank you for smoking.
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>>5488804
Nothing
You're not missing out on a damned thing
Except smegma
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>>5488810
i'm not telling
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>>5488791

Oh you'll go to the circus. Just get in this cage. I'll carry you there.
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>>5488527
already did
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>>5488823
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>>5488765
More like "I just remembered what high school was like."

But yeah, it's not a bad 'ship.
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>>5488804
Sexual pleasure. For no reason.
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>>5488804
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>>5488826
bad goyim.
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>>5488828
I was about to say. One major benefit of getting snipped? No dick cheese, unless you are completely unhygienic.
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>>5488826
>Implying
The only good uncut dicks are the ones with plenty of extra skin even when hard

Go all the way or not at all
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>>5488803
go take a shower, hippy.
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>>5488806
>>5488809
YES YES THIS IS FINE
WHAT WOULD THEIR FARTS SMELL LIKE? WOULD THEY BE LOUD OR SOFT AND AIRY?
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>>5488804
prepare for the immasculinity of the future
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>>5488823
>calls that filly ugly
>filename: scootacute.png
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>>5488804
enjoy your mutilated jewish/muslim penis while the civilized world enjoy being uncut
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>>5488811

Looks good.

Why the weird irregular shading effect on the tail/butt/eyelid?
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>>5488850
>implying uncut people get it
pls learn that people clean their dicks
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>>5488832
most of them had names so I doubt you are in the list
post something from your arts?
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>>5488854
There is so little checking your privilege here it makes me sick
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>>5487357
Remember for any Americanfags to change their time from an outdated system today.
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>>5488868
Did you not see the qualifier at the end?
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>>5488865
I don't know, I thought it would look "good"

Should I take it away?
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Right, I think I'm gonna go away for a while until MLPG stops being so stupid.
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MLPG PLS
PLS TALK ABOUT PONE
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>>5488475
EUROBEAT!
Quickly we need you to make a song using nothing but screaming cats and the sound of hammers slamming.
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>>5488843
>Google it
>It's real
>I can buy it
The world is a strange strange place
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>all the jews and hippies in this thread
>>>/reddit/
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>>5488886
it was implying cut people
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>>5488888

See you tomarrow.
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pls
pony pls
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>>5488835

Do yah really think Ah'm dumb, mister?
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>>5488889
I TRIED TO RERAIL THE THREAD

I TRIED
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>>5488804
You can stretch your skin out again, and cover your glans enough to recover some of your birthright.

But let's stop talking about this. This is MLPG, not /adv/.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>5488872
I change my mind, I would suck the farts out of her butthole.
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>>5488872
why. the. FUCK. can't. this. artist. leave. their. tumblr. name.
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>>5488911
there is no rerail.
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>>5488843

what is the purpose of this product
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>>5488911
It's time
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>>5488609
Good times...
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>>5488911
YOU DIDN'T TRY HARD ENOUGH
TRY HARDER
SOMETHING SOMETHING BEST PONY
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>>5488910
It's not about what I think, hun, it's about what's canon
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>>5488887

It looks weird on the tail. I don't mind it when it's small, though.
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>>5488934
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pls don't invite me to MLPG anymore
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>>5488880
well, okay.
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>>5488801
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You have been beset by an owl.
He asks you to answer three questions, else you shall never pass this way.
The questions are as follows:
What is your favorite pony?
What is your favorite episode?
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
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>>5488933
those backlegs, omg wtf, they don't bend like this
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>>5488933
That's not disgusting
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>>5488889
Okay then.

This is a pony.

She likes Dolphins.

Would you go to the aquarium with her?
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>>5488955

Which one - African or European?
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>>5488933
this is...actually good-looking.

which is surprising, since most 3D pone are terrible, uncanny abominations of the mind.
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>>5488950

you caught us on a bad night.
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>>5488902
>>5488902
>>5488902
>>5488902
>>5488902
>>5488902
>just woke up
>trying to get any answer from general

that's why people leave you jerks
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Circumcision is wrong, child abuse is wrong.

There, you have the correct answers now. The rest is up to you.
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>>5488902
He mentioned the lands of magical super heroes and capes and shit.
And the people there who liked ponies.
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>>5488967
>Fluttershy leg
Nah.
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>>5488971
Go fucking find a recording or search the last few threads for "Euro"
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Obama has a younger daughter, why can't he admit to watching pone?
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>>5488954
Neat.png
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>>5488973
NO NO NO STOP IT
WHO'S A SILLY PONY
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>>5488963
no, the sea and sea creatures scare me
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>>5488952
"N"? NotAreally? No-ink? yeh, I've got one from each
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broccoli horses
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>>5488955

Tuairaito
Return of Harmony
African or European?
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>>5488952
I still can't help thinking that her rear right leg is a large vibrating dildo sticking out of her cooch, and twilight's getting the full view of it.
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>>5488963
she got her cutie mark because of her unnatural attraction to dolphins brought on by being raped as a young filly going through her first estrus
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>>5488965
The answer is neither, and I am away! Hoo hoo~
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>>5488989
Is it fucking hard to say in few words what happened.

I'm not asking you for some prose
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>>5488999
That Kraut.
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FLUTTERSHY IS ONE OF THE BEST PONIES FROM THE MY LITTLE PONY SERIS SHE IS SHY CUTE FLYING PEGASUS SHE CAN TALK TO ANIMALS AND BE THEYRE FRIEND BUT SHE CAN ALSO SOMETIMES BE SCARED THIS IS ONE OF HER CARACTER FLAWS BUT IT IS OKAY BECAUSE SHE ALWAYS OVER COMES HER FEARS WITH FRIENDS HELP LIKE TWILGHT SPAKRLE SHE ALSO HAS COOL BUNNY PET GUY NAMED ANGEL SOMETIMES HE IS MEAN BUT HE IS STILL COOL PET SHE HAS A LOT OF EPISODES AND THEY ARE ALL VERY GOOD FUN TO WATCH ONE OF MY FAVORATE EPISSODES IS PUTTING YOUR HOOF DOWN BECAUSE SHE MEETS THE IRON WILL AND HE IS TOUGH GUY MINOTAUR MAN WHO TEACHES FLUTTERSHY TO BE MEAN AND FLUTTERSY IS MEAN TO HER FRIENDS PINKIE PIE AND RARTY SO THEY CRY IT WAS SO FUNNY AND CUTE
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>>5489000
which drawfag are you?
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>>5488996
but they are your friends
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>>5488990

i forgot Fanboys was still alive.
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>>5489025
It's Red. She's working her way through her alcohol supply.
...at least I think Red's a she.
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>>5489030

That eel is comfy as fuck.
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>>5488999
Kraut. i've only drawn for the general since last spaghetticon.

>>5489005
well, it's old and i got a little better at art in the meantime. i might draw it again in the way you described it though
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>>5488996
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>>5488990
man, that guy needs some better advertising or marketing strategies, I thought his comic was dead.
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>>5489035
yes and yes and yes
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>>5488952
>>5489022
Well, if it is Kraut then no, he haven't yet finished my request. Funny story, I was mistaken for some other guy while requesting it and general went into shot due to some analfrustrated anon who was quite loud and hated everything in my post. Weird guy.
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>>5489035
Oh I thought that was Red what with the drunk Ribbon from earlier but I just wasn't sure. Thanks.
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>>5489051
>big mouth, small eyes

Babby's first monster design.
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>>5489035
>you will never drink with RR till her inhibitions are gone enough for you to rub her belly
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>>5489060
>yet
oh, was it the chariots?
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>>5488475
> I don't know if you want me talking about you or not.

Oh we want to see the reaction when the big bad general is mentioned.
You almost did it and the chat room in the stream was getting stoked as fuck.
You always have next time.
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>>5488940

But Sweetie Belle is canon dumbest.
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>>5489047
>dat spoiler text
oh gosh...
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>>5489030
no, they are bad, even the cute ones like dolphins are rapists, the fucking sea is evil
>>
Does anyone else find it somewhat hypocritical when we bitch about fan pandering but masturbate to the thought of mlpg namedrops?
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>>5489030
>Eels are the cats of the ocean.
>Just like Shrimp are the fruit of the sea.
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>>5489080
...What?
She's the smart one of the CMC
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>>5489071
>you will never drink with RR till her inhibitions are gone enough for you make her sit on your face
FTFY
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>>5489080
That doesn't make Applebloom a genius
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Would you read pony a story to help them sleep?

Which one?
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>>5489081
Since when does Fluttershy say "Darling?"
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>>5489095
I can't read, though
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>>5489086
There's a fine line between recognition and pandering
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>>5489081
Even with the darling atached I don't see Rarity there
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>>5489071
I want to rub Ribbon's belly super bad
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>>5488990
>its hard being a conservative brony
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>>5489095
The Ugly Pony starring Derpy Hooves
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>>5489095
The Gunslinger series.
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>>5489088
No way, Applebloom is the brains, Scoots the muscle, Sweetie the eye candy
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>>5489072
No, it was shippy one. Perhaps NSFW or light porn/erotic. You said you're not sure and you need time think and work on it.
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>>5489100
You're funny.
You die last.
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>>5489095
if she's not tired enough to go to sleep, i'll MAKE her tired enough to go to sleep.
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>>5489020
>>5489020
>>5489020
>>5489020
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>>5489105

Tell your typist she's just making your life worse in the long run.
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>>5489086

I think we're just sick of how self-congratulatory bronies get and would like to remind them that not everyone in this fandom shares their same style of ponying.

Not that they'd understand that of course, they'll only interpret that as HATERS HATERS HATERS HATERS WAAAAAAAAGH
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>>5489095
Lolita
Maybe she'll catch a hint
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>>5489083
http://www.ibtimes.com/shark-saves-man-lost-sea-15-weeks-790062
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>>5489120
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>>5489081

that's not Rarity, that's a strange hybrid of Rarity, Fluttershy, and Trixie.
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>>5489110
The ribbon she's got tied near her ass makes a squiggletail.
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>>5489127
>>5489088
>>5489080
>>5489093
>>5488940
>>5488910


What I've noticed is that they're dumber when they're in a group than they are alone.

Y'know... kinda like little kids.
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>>5489127
>Applebloom
>brains
Sweetie is the one that corrects AB in RoH (just like Rarity does to AJ in LBYS) and the one that makes the plan to get Big Mac and Cheer together
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>>5489071
>>5489092
>>5489113
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>>5489092
unffff
she doesn't have to fart but I'd really be totally fine with it if she did..
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>>5489145

So best pone, worst pone, and worst side character all in one?
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>>5488885
Speaking of time, what if there was a a pony like this?
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>>5488927
It's to protect the edges of your glans (the head of your penis) so it can de-keritanize. So basically it's an artificial foreskin to give you your sensitivity back.
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>>5489086
>Fan pandering.
>Name dropping.

The kid asked how they got into ponies.
And Eurobeat literally dropped into a general, and went 'Oh, hey...I bet they would like this. This place of people who are liking ponies in this place of batman and cape comics...'
>'I hope they don't turn out to be a bunch of cunts!'
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Do you think we'll really see the changelings again?
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>>5489140

But she's an adult pony.
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>>5489164
yes
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>>5489128
i guess that was the one with celestia and nightmare moon
i seriously hope you aren't that guy.

anyway, my anatomy and poses need work and i won't really be able to do anything saucy until i get the hang of it.
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>>5489167
Not according to tumblr
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>traditional art
what
haha
ahaha.. ha
shit
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>>5489160
>thermometer
where do I stick her to take my temperature?
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>>5489154
Red you a drank, give me your keys
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>>5488811
are you going to do the other 3?
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>>5489175
>sameface
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>>5489159

fucking Yellow and Blue, dragging White down with them.
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>>5489173

Tumblr don't know shit.
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>>5489135
Ok, a kid asked the musician panel how they got into ponies.
The others said 'Fiends dragged me into it.'
Eurobeat said he found ponies in a place where you would usually find talks about Batman or comics about super heroes, not a place you would expect ponies, let alone them talking about them and actually enjoying them.
So he went. "Huh...they seem kinda cool."
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>>5489176
I think it tell the room temperature.
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>>5489176
I think it's more of a room thermometer as opposed to a personal thermometer.
So no sticking her under your tongue or up the butt.
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>>5489162
> foreskin restoration discussion
> in MLPG
Never change.
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>>5489197
FUCKING PANDERING FAGGOT
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>>5489200
>implying i'm not going to stick her under my tongue anyway
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>>5489202
no...
pls change
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>>5489162
Why would you want sensitivity back? I thought women liked when a guy could last a while.
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>>5489171
I have no idea who is that guys ism I just like this ship. A lot.

As for the request - man, I told you already, it could NSFW only if you want it. If you are not sure - just sexual cuddles with implications would do. Really, it is up to you, I will be happy with any outcome.
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>>5489197
ALL MY RESPECT FOR HIM IS LOST
I CAN'T BELIEVE HE BROKE RULES1 AND 2
HOLY SHIT MLPG IS OVER
HERE COME THE NEWFAGS TO SHIT UP EVERYTHING
EJECT
EJECT
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>>5489222

>ironic shitposting
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>>5489197
So, no actual mentioning of 4chan and /co/?
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What human is your pone's favourite?
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>>5489164

If not in the show, then in the comics.
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>>5489197
Thanks Euro WAY TO FLOOD US WITH KIDS

Haha nah, they'll probably not find this place anyways or be immediately turned off like all the redditfagsr-right?
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>>5489207
>>5489222
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>>5489202
>dat tiny signature
is that miles?
miles, you were active on tumblr recently. don't predend that we don't know you're here! please draw fo us!
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it's ok when we do it
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>>5489230

no, we were just 'this place' and 'these guys'
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>>5489232
Not me.
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>>5489232
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>>5489230
No, he was literally that vague about it.
And then some fans slammed Mic. hard.
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>Rarity will never get rid of her slut status
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>>5489184
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>>5489251
She would if she weren't a slut
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>>5489213
>that feel when applejack would never appreciate my dirty mutilated jew dick
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who here plays dust 514?
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>>5489160

>Alarm Clock Pony sits patiently on your endtable, the numbers on her sides ticking up minute by minute.
>at 6:30, she hops on to your chest, poking you as she yells "WAKE UP ANON! IT'S TIME TO GET UP!" WAKE UP ANON! LET'S GO! UP AND AT 'EM! WAKEY-WAKEY!"
>you drowsily reach up and boop her on the nose
>she drops, fast asleep for five minutes
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>>5489262
I only play dust and dust2
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>>5489249
What's that about that second part
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>>5489254
No Red, you are drunk. Friends don't let friends drive drunk. Now get out of that car and into that hotel.
they've got bacon-wrapped scallops.
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>>5489254
That's not even your car
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>>5489219
You can have gentle sensation without blowing your load.

When and how you orgasm is more informed by pressure and resistance during sex than just contact with the glans.

Incidentally that's why some people recommend not doing the death-grip form of male masturbation because it programs your sexual response to that contact.
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>>5489164

In the comics. It will launch with a four-issue story arc about changelings and delicious Chryssy.
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>>5489254
Friends don't let unicorns drive , I need to cal you a taxi
>>
MLPG Help

I'm very very sleepy to the point where if feels like I'm drink. Is there a pony that can help keep me awake ?
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>>5489238

That's Gavalanche.

He is no longer with us.

And good riddance.
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>>5489254
Red, you're a pony. You don't even have a car. Those are my keys. Give them back pls
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So what's the story behind Red Ribbon?
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>>5489286
I'd drink you.
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>Pinkie plays Day Z with you.
>Worst idea you ever had.
>Other players associate you as 'The guy with the one thing more effective than a road flare made of gunfire at attracting attention.
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>>5489238
>>5489290
I'm neither of those people.

I was just amused that you're talking about sensitive male parts. As per usual.
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>>5489298
dropped
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>>5489298

O-oh my...

So risque~~~
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>>5489294
she is my pony that likes lolita fashion and sometimes i like to draw her becoming chubs
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>>5489251
>that aspirant's sweaty rarity greentext

unfiest unf ever
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>>5489220
well, unlike that guy you're patient and didn't act like a dick. so i guess i'll do this soon.
and i might as well go back to drawing requests for the general again once i'm done with this picture. no promises~
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>>5489251

she could stop batting her eyelashes at every stallion she sees.
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>>5489251
>slut-shaming
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>>5489249
>And then some fans slammed Mic. hard.
go on...
>>5489270
/)
us gamers
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>>5489268
>Her cutie mark is the local time.
>She twitches in her sleep every minute.
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>>5489268
More pls

>>5489294
Once a upon a time, there was a time where slutty mare was a thing during the summer and some posters use Red Ribbon as that pony for those story. LK (I think) told this to the artist and well here we are.
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>>5489304
They were talking about the artist retard
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>>5489251
>>5489315
>Rarity's loud farts will never be amplified by you squeezing her sweaty ass cheeks together
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>>5489328
What happens for DST?
Also, this is really stupid
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>>5489336
http://pastebin.com/34rrp8NT
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>>5489325
i miss when CS was fun
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>>5489273
>>5489325

>"I have a question for the artists with actual talent..."
>Every head turned to Mic.
Who shrunk under the table as everyone went "OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
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>>5489334
Wait, RR is an evolution of slutty mare? But she seems like such a specific fetish, whereas slutty mare was just a mare that was slutty.
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>>5489337
Yes.
But it was funny, wasn't it?
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>>5489268
>>5489328
i want more of alarm clock pony
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>>5489328
>She rolls over every hour
>comes in a variety of colors and styles
>you chose a small, simple light-red alarm pone.
>Just a clock, an alarm, and an AM/FM radio.
>one time you forgot to switch the alarm from the radio to the tone, and you were woken up by horribly off-key Bon Jovi
>I guess there was a reason these things were so cheap.
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>>5489354
I don't get it. Was this right after Mic answered a question or something?
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>>5489335
Yes, but I mean I'm neither of those artists, and only wished to comment that MLPG is talking about glans as per usual.
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>>5489352
I actually really like GO
gameplay wise, it's more 1.6 than CSS
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>>5489344
What a wonderful nuclear family.

... Wait.
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>>5489337

>She scurries about the house, humming happily to herself as she adjusts all your clocks for you.
>She reminds you she's going to adjust for Daylight Savings Time that day
>All day.

>"Fall Back is today, Anon!"
>"Remember, Fall back!"
>"Remember, the clocks go back an hour tonight!"
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>>5489274
>>5489275
>>5489285
>>5489292
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>>5489354
AHAHHAHA
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>>5489369
Just random people asking questions.
That was how he started his question.
It was really out of the blue.
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>>5489354

He said, "I have a question for everyone - except Mic."
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>>5489277
>tfw i've ruined my dick from all my masturbation
oh shit.
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>>5489370
again
they weren't talking about you or your post
they were talking about picture
nboody cares about you
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why does finn say math
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>>5489394
Well soorry if I forgot how it was said.
The burn was had, and it was glorious.
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>>5489391
> being this autistic
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>>5489394
Ooooooh okay. That makes more sense.
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>>5489385
>Red wakes up in a Holiday Inn
>eats all the waffle batter in the free breakfast
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>THE GOON MOVIE WONT GET FUNDED
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>>5489395
Anon, all you have to do is find a nice girl, with man hands.
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>>5489395
Just look up "no death grip, masturbation" and refrain from masturbating for a few weeks and try the not-ruining versions.

Your dick gives up basically, and then you can reinforce a better sexual response cycle.
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>>5489385
Now relax and enjoy your scallops.
You can stay in the hotel overnight, so drink all you want, drink all you're able.
You'll never drink me under the table.
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>>5489384
>>5489367
>>5489328
>>5489268
oh man, we're on a roll tonight, keep going!

that's one more story for the archive!
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>>5489355
she existed before the slutty mare thing iirc, i dont know i wasnt here
but she was really just a pony i made up that sometimes i drew chubby or got porn of and then wham
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>>5489377
i don't keep up with the changes.

i just don't care anymore mostly. i loved the rat levels. but i just don't see anything fun about it anymore.

probably cause i am sick of modern shooters.
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>>5489394
...Still funny as fuck.
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>>5489418
Never heard of it. I think I'll live
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>>5489418
>goon movie
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>>5489315
care to post it?
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>>5489363

>live with Alarm Pony
>be best friends
>share many moments together
>she starts bugging you "Hey Anon, I think my batteries are out. I'll be fine as long as I stay plugged in, but you should really replace them."
>You never do, she never really goes anywhere
>power outage
>She goes dark
>power comes on an hour later
>Hey eyes light up
>"Hello, thank you for buying me. My name is Alarm Clock. What's yours?
>Her memory was flashed when she lost her power, all your times together, gone.
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>>5489426
>scallops

That is the bath sponge from the shower, when it is eaten her account will be billed
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>>5489384
>She keeps reminding you to fall back.
>You adjust all the clocks after you get sick of it.
>You are an hour early to work
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Is it really a big deal if your favourite pone is a little bit slutty?

You know she'll change for you right?
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>>5489439
I don't have it on my PC ;_;
Ask sent
it worth it
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>>5489384

>She tends to repeat herself a lot, and remind you of things she's already reminded you of.
>She doesn't mean to be annoying - she just wants to make sure she's doing her job well.
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>>5489445
Nope
nope
nope
stop that
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>>5489454
That's what she says
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>>5489418

i remember that trailer.
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>>5489445

>I'm gonna stomp all over this and make it depressing! Oo dee hoo dee hoo. That'll show these faggots!
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>>5489454
But I like her because she's silly. Why would I want her to change for me? Thats selfish
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>>5489445
WHY IS IT THAT INATIMATE OBJECTS TURNED PONY ARE THE BEST
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>>5489445
Fuck

Loved ones losing their memory is one of my most vulnerable feel points
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>>5489417
>>5489426
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>>5489453

>Confront her about it
>"Ugh, you know if you would let me use your computer once in a while I could sync up.
>Last time you let her use the computer she bricked it with viruses from hardcore clock maintenance sites.
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>>5489385
That's it, you just..enjoy those scallops. Hows about a belly rub to help you relax?
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>>5489459
>She's equally excited for when Daylight Savings starts again
>Instead of "fall back" it's "Spring forward"
>She's so excited she almost "springs" right off the nightstand.
>It's a good thing you've got some decent carpeting in there, or she could have lost her batteries.
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MLPG I'm feeling good. I'm seriously at maximum comfy levels here, its insane.

What pony do I use to celebrate with?
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>>5489487
But these were no ordinary waffle batters
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>>5489462
>living with alarm clock pony
>everyday is pretty fun
>one day you wake up late for work
>it's nearly half past ten
>you glance over where alarm clock pony should have been snoozing on the nightstand
>she's not in her usual spot, you reach and pull your glass of water you drank last night
>alarm clock pony drowned
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>>5489498
>>5489445

>batteries
>plugs

Nigga, we magic up in here.
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>>5489459
>alarm clock pony wishes she could do more for you
>she goes crazy any time something clock-related happens
>she bugs you about things you'd like to be reminded of, appointments, birthdays, etc
>"what'cha doing today, anon?"
>"oh hey, you have an appointment at 3:00 pm today, anon!"
>"hey, your TV show starts in 25 minutes, anon!"
>sometimes when you're sitting still or asleep, she lays on your wrist and pretends to be a watch
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>>5489499
You can't celebrate with something that isn't real
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>>5489454

But I don't think I could bear the knowledge that my waifu's flesh has received the attentions of many hot, muscular stallions rubbing themselves over and inside of her, filling her with their heavy loads one by one.
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>>5489483
i want a nuka cola pony convention with all the nuka cola flavors
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>>5489483
remember me?
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>>5489488
>Laptop pony tries to avoid her at all costs after she saw that.
>'Demon clock' is a coined name for her.
>Not to her face or anything, but when something so small can destroy 'Anons Battle station' they are avoided.
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>>5489522
That oc was shit
the light was funny but come on a fucking oc on it?
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>>5489522
>Still call her Blown Fuse.
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>>5489527
>Toaster pony got a little skittish of her after Clock pony decided to time how long it took her to make toast.
>For three weeks straight.
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>>5489530
I honestly couldn't disagree more. I thought it was [Fucking Hilarious]
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>>5489522
Sure did

oh Red if you're still here. You should totally draw this big chubby pone when you sober up.

she loves eating coal and drinking gasoline
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>>5489550
>It is a fuse.
HAH!
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>>5489556
i've saved all of furnace pony's lore and pictures, anon.

i was just waiting until the season got a little colder to start posting her so we can flesh out her backstory and stuffs
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>>5489507

I'd tie her to my wrist and take her places from time to time, as a special treat.
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>>5489556
Oh god, second second second
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>>5489550
>Having an opinion that differs from mine

eat shit
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>>5489487
Not cool Red, now the only thing left is packaged 3 month old pop tarts
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>>5489485
Please forgive me for whatever I do
When I don't remember you
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>>5489569

>taking out Furnace Pony
>putting away AC Pony
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>>5489556
It's still not cold enough for boiler pony yet
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>>5489556
other ponies eat grass.
furnace pony eats trees.

her diet is seasonal. evergreen in the winter, apple trees in the spring, maple or oak in the fall.

don't know what tree she'd eat for summer.
I bet sleepypone would curl up around her at night for warmth in the winter.
Her little smokestack would pop out the top of the blanket while she cuddles up with sleepypone.

Does she smoke more when she's excited? Does it come out at a slow draw when she's calm?

Does she huff smoke and make train noises when she's angry?
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>>5489578
Hey, she didn't hit the bagel table, or the eggs...
Yet.
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>>5489507
>sometimes when you're sitting still or asleep, she lays on your wrist and pretends to be a watch
Help
Help I'm die
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>>5489580
why not just take off his crown
i know it keeps him alive but with candy and science he could probably be alright
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>>5489571
>she'd rather stay in your shirt pocket like a pocket watch
>she gets really giddy whenever you go to a subway station and she gets to time the train arrivals
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>>5489589
Fuck you if I'm wearing sweatpants and a sweatshirt around the house it's time for boiler pony.
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>>5489591
And if she puts her hoof in her mouth and blows, steam smoke comes bellowing out of all her orifices
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>>5489556
What about hot water bottle pone?
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>>5489507
>>sometimes when you're sitting still or asleep, she lays on your wrist and pretends to be a watch
That's one of the cutest things I've ever read.
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>>5489578
>>5489596
Oh jeez..she's gonna end up with a bellyache if she's not careful
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>>5489603
>steam smoke
Meant just smoke. Unless steam smoke is a thing. But it probably isn't.
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>Tabasco pulls Clock pony aside.
>Has a hushed chat with her.
>Every day after.
>For a week.
>Anon is woken up on the dot at 2am.
>To screaming.
>After he recovers from the near heart attack a small giggle is heard from the nightstand.
>"Time to get up, silly, you have work today!"
>Anon goes to work at 2pm.
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>>5489591
In the summer you open her up and give her charcoal for some grilling.

Or, well, hook her up to some propane, if you're into that.
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>>5489591
When you throw water on her face she gets steaming mad and her hair goes out.

It whistles out her ears and she's pissed, until the smoke starts wisping right again
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something something spike
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>>5489599
>"That train's late by 5 minutes, 24 seconds!"
>"That one's early by two minutes five second!"
>"Our train doesn't leave for another 42 seconds!"
>"That wall-mounted clock is off by six seconds!"
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How comfy are you right now, MLPG?
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>>5489622
>am
>pm
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>>5489599
>>5489597
>>5489507
>you pull her out to look at the seconds
>she just waits for 10-second intervals
>"10 seconds, anon!"
>"5 seconds, anon!"
>"3!, 2!, 1!, NOW, anon!"
>you can tug on her little ears for a stopwatch
>you boop her on her little nose to stop it and she tells you down to the millisecond the time
>she gets a super-focused look on her face while her stopwatch mode is activated
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>>5489633
Glitter glue are you okay?
you seem to be dodging in and out a lot
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>>5489633
Does this mean you'll do some more AppleSpike?
pretty please
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>>5489622

>"Hey Tabasco!"
>"I'm ignoring you right now."
>"T-Tabasco!"
>"No."
>"B-but Tabasco--!"
>"I KNOW HOW LONG GUMBO IS SUPPOSED TO COOK, OKAY?!"
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>>5489633

Drawn any good implied ponysex lately, GG?
>>
1-3: Sketch 1
4-6: Sketch 2
7-9: Sketch 3
0: Sleep
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>>5489648
>She stands still for a few minutes.
>Tabasco sighs.
>"DING!"
>"AUGH!"
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>>5489633
wait what, cool down?
Can I see previous parts please?
>>
ily MLPG
Thinghorse is our calling
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>>5489659

>Tabasco Pony COULD make the sound if she wanted to
>but it's more satisfying to just say "ding."
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>>5489653

What's sketch 1 anon?
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>>5489598
Ice King's had his crown removed several times.

At this point it's too late.
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>>5489653
draw celestia
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>>5489648
do some sriracha pone greentext. have him hit on tabasco
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>>5489664
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>>5489665
i sure hope someone is capping all this and saving it to the archive, icbf to do it at 3 in the morning
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>>5489640
>>5489648
>alarm pony rummages around under your bed
>she unlocks your secret box and opens the lid
>"HEY LYRA HE LASTED A RECORD TWO MINUTES AND FORTY THREE—"
>"I'M ENJOYING A NAP, ALARM PONY!!!"
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Who ever was asking for this, here you go.
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>>5489678

>Sriracha Pony
>Hitting on Tabasco

No es cool, brochacho.
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>>5489679

>that blush

BIGGER

MORE EMBARRASSMENT
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>>5489676
I image he can survive without his crown for only a short while.
But yeah either way, if being separated from the crown doesn't kill him the candy and maraca heart will.
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>mfw we will never see Cheerilee again

Welp, series ruined.
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>>5489679
Well, that was quite a.. jump between panels.. Weird, inconsistent storyflow.

previous to this please?
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>>5489695
>Implying Anon can't last longer than 3 minutes
I sure hope he can
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>>5489698
fuck yes, thank you!
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>>5489703
He may be stupid but he isn't suicidal.
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>>5489711
>tfw can last so long I can't cum
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>>5489706

Where'd you hear that?
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>>5489665
It feels like old times
It is a good feel
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>>5489708
There isn't really a story to that, it's just kind of related.
There was an AJ in Heat thing GG was developing with Spike, but he ended it for reasons. I don't have it though.
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>>5489718

We had a story about him trying to talk to... SOMETHING, some kind of food pony or something, and like royally flubbing it up.

Wasn't tabasco though.
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>There will never be a Brony Unwashed version of Twilight Unwashed.
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>>5489679
alternate lines
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i can still draw when drink
i didnt know what her cm was or if she had a tail
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>>5489711
>oh no I fucked up my anatomy how do I change back!
>Twilight stands off screen as a tall, gloriously winged, perfectly formed alicorn (and well hung) just smirking.
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>>5489721
Season 3 is going to be all Crystal Kingdom. They're killing off all the other Ponyville characters, it's going to be awful.

They're going to replace them with brand new family members that have never been mentioned before and turn the main six into alicorns.
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>>5489729
We don't need to fantasize about unwashed bronies because they're a reality.
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>>5489711
>Posted the wrong image
I beefed it, Twilight
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>>5489730
post the one that was supposed to be before it
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>>5489729
W-why would you want that? That sounds awful.
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>>5489734

That sure is a special theory you've got there, anon.
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>>5489729

Thank god

>there will never be a Rarity, Pinkie, for AJ version of Twilight Unwashed
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>>5489731
Well you can still draw better than me sober when you're drink.
This is cool
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>>5489550
>>5489550
>>5489550

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1HQ6T2vCyw

We Electric Six now?
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>>5489731
That is cute heaterhorse
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>>5489731
Cute!
Here's the first basic model for her.

Red be here tomorrow when you can draw better and we can ask you to get furnace pone to do fun things
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>>5489747
"Special" indeed
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>>5489685
>>5489685
>>5489685
>>5489685
seriously, is anyone archiving alarm clock pony?
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>>5489731
here's a few things you can go off of if you like
it's cute by the way
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>>5489731
She has no cutie mark, because her special talent is just being a warmth you need.
And it's impossible to have your special talent being yourself.
Also they tend to not be heat resistant.
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>>5489731
Here's a greentext for ideas or something
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>>5489758
I like this version though.
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MLPG LET'S ARM WRESTLE.

I've been working out.
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no sriracha greentext then? ;_;
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>>5489763
Here another one
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>>5489770
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>>5489775
>can I haz hugs
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>>5489750
There's sort of a version of that for Rarity
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>>5489770
Ho, muscle wizard, might you cast us a spell
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>>5489775
If you hugged boiler pony you would burn
My disbelief cannot be suspended
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>>5489728
Wasn't me then. Shit, trying to type out his dialog makes my brain stop and start to picket.
And I was the one who MADE his dialog like that.
But I could see him trying that, and it would be hilarious.
>He has been trying to put the moves on her for hours.
>Its just a salt shaker.
>Literally just a salt shaker.
>>
i wish i had friends
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>>5489770
>shylonerloserkid in middle school
>bunch of guys arm wrestling in the back corner of homeroom
>I get in on it, practically unstoppable for some reason, so happy
>tall, stocky girl joins in
>beats my handily
Goddamn dike. Man I wanted to fuck her after that.
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>>5489782
I cast FIST
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>>5489783
It would be like Ponyta from Pokemon. If she likes you, you would never get burn from her.
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>>5489787
You have us.
We're frenemies
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>>5489782
Apple wizard is better
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>>5489787
But you do
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>>5489774
Think Small Round.
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>>5489780

sweaty/workout Rarity.

there've been a few.
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There needs to he a quest where anon lives in an apartment filled with object ponies.
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>>5489754

>Listening to that song years ago
>Pause the song when it gets to "STOP!", just for fun
>Forget about it as I go about my day
>Go to class
>Get home late
>Have dinner
>Sit down at computer
>see Youtube Tab, and paused video
>"fuck it, might as well."
>Press play
>Two beats, perfectly timed, then
>"CONTINUE!"

Was the best feeling ever.
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>>5489800

...Do you mean Short Round?
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>>5489807
>fail a role
>Step on object pony
>bad end
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>>5489800
Shortround, you mean?
From the Temple of Doom?
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>>5489807
Sounds like that Silent Hill game
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>>5489811
Yes, that kid from the popular die hard films!
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>>5489815
>>5489811
...yes.
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>>5489695
>>5489711
>>5489719
>bring a hot date back to your room
>two minutes and forty seconds in:
>"ORGASM IN THREE... TWO... ONE..."

>next time you remember to put alarm pony in a different room before initiating
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>>5489807

No no, the quest should be a group of object ponies going to find anon when he goes missing.

like The Brave Little Toaster.
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>>5489828
Mistake!

BIG GODDAMNED MISTAKE
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>>5489840
I'LL BE DRAGON DILDO PONY
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>>5489815
>>5489811
>>5489800
>>5489774

>He sounds just like him, too, babbling away in Thai as you cook.
>Whenever you make something, he usually peeks out of the refrigerator with an eager grin.
>"You needing heat on that? Go good on everything!"
>Tabasco gives him a dirty look
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>>5489802
Was actually talking about one with Rarity farting
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>>5489843
ABLOO BLOO BLOO!
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>>5489840
IT'S MY FUNCTIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
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>>5489846
Dibs on Lamppone.
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>>5489866
Tail looks too small
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>>5489840
First part of the quest is anons choosing which five object ponies go on the quest?
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>>5489871
I want to see this movie
>tfw nobody to go see it with
>tfw bedridden
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>>5489867
The tail is an exhaust vent.
The smoke that comes out of it is the tail, if you look closer.
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>>5489880
I know that, it still looks too small
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>>5489866
why don't you make her horn her smokestack or chimney or whatever? the kind with the round cone at the top.
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>>5489869

I guess? Might be more interesting that way.
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>>5489892
nah that looks stupid, she's already a unicorn.
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>>5489883

>"MINE OWN DOPPELGANGER! HENCEFORTH NEITHER OF US SHANT BE VIRGINS!"
>>
goodnight, MLPG, please don't stop with the thingpony lore-writing, i love it.

i'll try and see if i can cap these tomorrow if the thread's still up.
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>>5489866
I would feed this pone logs
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ponies no longer make me smile

and just when we are so close to S3
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>Twilight's horn gets damaged in a random accident.
>there's a mystical elixir that can fix it,
>due to certain properties of said elixir, Twilight is too young to buy it herself.

What happens?
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>>5489869
>>5489840
>last thread talked about an artist and writer teaming up for a quest
Who would you like for this one?
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>>5489866
I want to rub her warm belly and give her lighter fluid to drink so she gets hicccups.
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>>5489871
I was just reading that post.

>>5489879
>tfw going to watch it with friends tomorrow
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>>5489909

some dangerous business
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>>5489906
oh man, i'd love to bring her into my cabin on the side of an evergreen-covered mountain and give her pine logs to chew on. it'd make the place smell so good, and i could cuddle up next to her and drink hot chocolate while the snow fell in darkness just outside.
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>>5489853
>Anon gets into Thai cooking.
>Comes home with a jar of fried Chili paste.
>Sriracha looks at the jar and then at anon.
>"You crazy. You don't want that."
>Anon drops a scoop of it in his stir fry, while looking at the stunned hot sauce pony with a 'you don't know me' stare.
>Ten minutes later he is calling to Anon from the counter, Anon is only moaning into the sink asking why the water won't help.
>"I TRY TO WARN YOU, WHO DO YOU IGNORE ME?!"
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>>5489916
that's horrifying
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sorry friends
im going to work on commissions for a little bit
maybe ill draw more later
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>>5489921
>drink gets cold
>feed her a pinecone
>she whistles fire at your mug and heats it up
>rests her head back at your feet and goes back to reading about rainforests in national geographic
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>>5489909
sex
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>>5489911
Sanguinius and LK
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>>>5489937

>"I really like it out here, Anon. I like being useful again."
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>>5489933
peace out, Red
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>>5489937
>give her stack of national geographic to read
>she steals your home improvement store catalogs to ogle the wood
>she makes plans to travel the world to sample different kinds of wood with you
>>
I think i found Apple's new DA
>>
Would you give your furnace pone a stick of incense?
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>>5489926

>"What's he gotten into THIS time?"
>"I TRY TELL HIM 'NAM PHRIK PAO' TOO HOT! HE NO LISTEN!"
>"That's because he's an idiot, Nancy-Boy."
>"I-- I CAN--- HEAR YOU GUYS--!"
>"Good. Maybe next time you'll stick to stuff you can actually eat."
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>>5489949
>Several forest fires later...
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>>5489956
>>5489956
>>5489956
>importing inexpensive furniture from other countries just for her to sample
>she asks you wide-eyed if this rocking chair will really taste like cherry, her magic already tearing it into pieces ready to eat
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>>5489947

Do you think LK will do another quest after RQ?
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>>5489971
post it
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>>5489933
That is enough reason for me to go to slept
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>>5489971

link
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>>5489973
That's like perfume for her. You taking her out somewhere nice?
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>>5489918

what kind?
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>>5489973
I would give her lots of rubbing alchohol
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>>5489985

Okay, for a second I read that as "expensive."

I was gonna say, you really do like that Furnace, don't you?
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>>5489987

Is it wrapping up? How long has it been going for?
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>>5489977
Hehe..

FYI that stuff is jarred death.
But delicious until your taste buds spontaneously combust.
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>>5489989
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>>5489985
>raking leaf piles in autumn
>go inside and realize furnace is nowhere to be seen
>look back out and see her gorging on the leaves
>she sees you and freezes like a deer in the headlights
>"DON'T JUDGE MEEEE"
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>>5489730
> The Mason-Dixon Line isn't to be crossed!
> which one's Dixie?
Oh goddamn I can't stop laughing, GG

Good game.
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>>5489991
Yes...
We're picking out Christmas trees again, she likes to make an evening of it.
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>>5490001

It's possible to love a talking companion the same way a person loves a regular non talking fourlegged companion, which means spoiling her rotten

and watching her put a handful of popcorn kernals into her mouth and seeing her face when they pop inside never gets old
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>>5490004

I don't know if it's wrapping up. In fact based on what we've lately accomplished I don't think we're even close.
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>>5490015
>"They taste like maple syrup! Try one!"
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>>5490018
Will she eat the yule log?
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>>5489988
>>5489990

not sure if i should

what if some of you faggots go there and start calling him by his old name or mention things about MLPG or some shit like that?

he is going to delete it and create a new one
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>>5490023
"A-Anon, that's too much, it won't fit..."

"Oh god oh god oh god I can feel it inside me... I can't keep it all in, it's leaking out~"
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>>5489977

>Meanwhile you're sucking handfuls of water from the tap like a man lost in the desert
>you turn to her, eyes red, tongue consumed with pain, your voice ragged as you cough at her--
>"D-DON'T YOU t-ththhhhTELL me how to live--!"
>Sriracha dances nervously in place, watching you with a mix of concern and pity
>"I TRY WARN YOU! WHY NO LISTEN TO SRIRACHA?!"
>Tabasco just rolls her eyes and points to the fridge
>"Oh, get a glass of milk, for pete's sake, you look pathetic down there."
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>>5490042
then why are you posting about it if you want to keep it "sekrit" ?

either post it or fuck off
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>>5490044
>shoots out of her nose when she sneezes
>she blushes hotter than the fire inside her belly
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>>5490013

I had no problem with it, myself. Are we talking the stuff from Huy Fong? I used that all the time.

Then again, maybe my tolerance is higher.
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>>5490047
>milk pone girds her udders
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>>5490042
look at the time. there's next to no one here.
at least post a picture or describe what you see
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>>5490060
horse vaginas

as far as the eye can see
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>>5490042
>notify he fund apple's DA
>refuse to post it
>autism

why in the fuck are you telling us this then? retard
I wish you left just like apple
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>>5490062
>horse vaginas
>deviantart
aha.
and i almost swallowed your bait.
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>>5490058

There IS a limit to how many pony things one can have before it starts getting ridiculous.

I personally think the sauces and stuff we've named are the only ones that are actually alive.
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>>5490058
No
Don't do this to me
I don't need to be converted.
We already know that Twist is Wife Material Pony and I have such a fetish for that already
Seriously, breeding AND milk fetishes is going to be too much
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>>5490053

Hey, i'm still trying to decide if i should post it.

By the way, i can't tell if he is trying to change his style of if he just slightly changed it so people don't recognize him, though the difference is not that significant
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>>5490073
I wont rest until every mundane household object is alive
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I've never watched transformers prime, but a bro of mine has recently been into it.

Is it any good /co/?
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>>5490047
>Sriracha half whispers to Tabasco as Anon stumbles to the fridge.
>"fun ruined..."
>'OH SWEET RELIE- WHY ISN'T THE PAIN STOPPING!?"
>After a few seconds of panic, Anon sets the jug down.
>And goes right back to the plate of food.
>Tabasco facehooves.
>Sriracha just waits for the inevitable.
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>>5490090
please leave
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>>5490090
Just fucking post it you gigantic faggot, we're not /b/
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>>5490103
forget it. i bet it's apple himself checking if we're still riding his dick. just ignore him.
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>>5490081
Her body goes into overdrive, swelling her warm, plush teats with milk months before she is ready to birth.
It's enough to cause aching in even her considerably capacious mammaries.
When she starts leaking, you swear you can smell a the faintest mote of peppermint.
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>>5490103
>>5490098
Jokes on you! I was lying!
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>>5490109
God, that reminds me how Applebloom outed himself as a pedophile.

I'm still laughing.
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>>5490109
oh, that makes sense actually
>>5490113
>"Jokes on you i pretended to be retarded!"
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>>5490111
YOU SON OF A BITCH.
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>>5490114
Good times.
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>>5490073
ours is the greentext arrow that will break through the heavens!

EVERYTHING IN THE HOUSE SHALL BE PONY
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>>5490047

>Sitting at the table, three glasses of milk later
>nursing a bowl of ice-cream
>Sriracha pony frets over you, asking "You okay now? I try warn you - nam phrik pao hot! Use too much!"
>He looks like he's about to cry, when Tabasco calmly baps him on the head
>"Cut it out, before you smudge your mascara."
>"MY MASCARA NEVER RUN!" he says huffily, crossing his arms.
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how to find apples new deviant art in 15 seconds

>go to dA
>search horrifying pokemon porn
>done
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>>5490129
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>>5490123
the fuck is this
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>>5490129
>tfw you live in housepony
>housepony sleeps for 3 months at a time
>you have to change your address every 3 months when she moves
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>>5490134
>scissors pony isn't sharp enough to cut through the plastic casing on your phone
>she politely asks box cutter pony to help
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>>5490136
oh gosh, this RD is adorable.
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>>5490125
> Rarity has a secret kink for Snips and/or Snails
> has to bum around straight-up pedophile circles for her materiel because her physical-emotional imagination is a pale shade of her mechanical imagination
> she has to settle for /ss/ doujin and trying to find "initiated by 30-something women" ones
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>>5490136
I would measure Dash's wings.
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>>5490136
you heard me.
now spread those wings.
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>>5490136
your wingspan, cutie
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>>5490056
>gently inserting a long rotisserie rod into her
>she shudders as the entire smooth length goes into her
>as you turn the rotisserie to cook your meal, she can feel it slowly shifting inside of her
>you hook up the rotisserie to a machine and go off to do something else, promising to be right back
>when you come back furnace is barely able to stand, legs almost buckling underneath her from the sensation of the long turning pole and the sizzling load inside of her
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>>5490149
>no spread
unfed right there
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>>5490156

>Fetishy Thingpony

C'mon, man, we're better than this.
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>>5490156
Furnace pone is not for sexually.
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>>5490139
>you live in housepony's belly
>she has transparent squares along her belly and sides for windows
>you only get to talk to her every 3 months when she wakes up, but she trusts you to take care of her while she's asleep
>she only wakes up to move or whenever there's a big storm coming
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>>5490136
I want to measure how long your dick is

It's penis inspection day
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>>5490156
we were having such a good run, too, and you fetishists had to try and ruin it.

i just want a pony to cuddle and snuggle and keep me warm at night.
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>>5490171
How long are the five biggest stallions in Ponyville?

In inches please.
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>>5490171
>Cheerilee will never inspect your dick for penis inspection day
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>>5490138
It was the first humanised photo I could find.

I still want a curvy freckly nerd Twist.

UNF
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>>5490147
>not just Snips and Snails
>Shady Daze, Featherweight, Rumble
>all the colts, she finds them so adorable and eager and full of energy
>if only they had a loving and patient mare show them how to treat a lady properly, and to help guide them into stallionhood
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>>5490175
>wanting to cuddle a roasting hot iron golem
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>>5490186
When they hit age 13 or so, she's going to be that one madam who DOES usher them into manhood.

"You want to learn how to treat a girl 'like that'? How about I teach you how to treat a woman?"
>>
>going back in time
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>>5490186
i never asked for this boner
>>
>We were getting back into the old days of object ponies.
>Doing object pony things.
>And then this happened.
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>>5490202
welp, cap the greentexts for each thingpony and put them in the archive. we'll pull them out once things get good again.
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>>5490182
>Penis Inspection Day
what
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>>5490191
>you appreciate her so much
>but you can never hug her
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>>5490111

>It takes some convincing, but you convince her to do it for you as a "special treat."
>she takes one of her very full breasts, lifts a nipple to her lips and gently suckles herself
>she blinks in surprise for a moment at the taste of her own milk, then glancing over to you, smiles when she sees your reaction to her display, a little dribble of milk running down her chin.
>"H-how does it taste?"
>She giggles quietly, licking her lips as she leans in for a kiss.
>"Sweet."
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>>5490202
don't worry. it just shows that the old wounds the hiatus has left are healing. just don't expect it to happen in a day
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>>5490182
>>5490211
>Cheerilee looks deeply concerned when your penis doesn't match the size of the stallions in town
>she swears up and down that you must get bigger than this and tries to stimulate you
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>>5490212
All you need is a thick rug or wait until she's just got embers going instead of a full blaze. It's not that hard, you just need to know WHEN to cuddle your furnacepone, and have the proper safety equipment to cuddle her if she's still too warm to the touch.
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>>5490212

>She feels pleasantly warm to the touch, even as she heats your house, making her perfectly huggable

Fuck you, I do what I want.
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>>5490209
B-but, this is my time...this is my general.
I post in this general, I post about object ponies in this general. The night is my General.
I don't want to abandon my posting because of it...
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>>5490212
>you spend all summer knitting yourself a suit out of potholders and those heat-reflecting blankets
>wake up boilerpony in the fall as the weather starts to cool
>first night in december it snows you pull out your suit
>she manages to blush despite her metal face
>you two snuggle together and watch old christmas movies all night
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>>5490227
g oon...
>>
What thingpone doesn't have any greentexts of her yet?
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>>5490232
I get enough of this from real girls
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>>5490227
What if I want her to measure my human-sized dick against the colts in her class all sporting 18+ inch erections?
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oh boy 1 AM again, time to repeat the last hour on MLPG
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NEW HORSE WHERE?
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>>5490251
/v/irgin pls go.
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>>5490262

west coast is the best
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>implying furnace pony doesn't work like Rapidash's flames
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>>5490227
>This simply will not do
>I think I need help for this, you've simply fallen so far behind
>She gets Twilight to come over after everyone else has gone home
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>>5490219
> pregnant wife
> full lovely gorgeous breasts
> tasting of it, and finding it good
> sharing via kiss
My boners have boners.
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>>5490250
Tapatio hasn't been drawn yet.
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>>5490262
Oh fuck I forgot about Daylight Savings.
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>>5490271
>>5490262
>not 10 AM
stay pleb
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>>5490262
>tfw 4AM murrica time
East coast forever. And with DST being over, it would normally have been 5AM.
I need to stop staying up so damn late...
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>>5490198
>not posting the song of time
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>>5490276

I wanted to draw him with wavy surfer hair and one of those wooden caps that's like a ball, being sort of like a Rasta/Stocking Cap/Stoner's Toque... but then I realized Tapatio doesn't have those caps. That's Cholula instead.
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>>5490250
uh...water bottle pony? the pony you fill and take along with you to work out?
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>yfw there is no more DCT changes in Russia

feels weird when wiblows still changes it
so messed up with forums too
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>>5490284
My nigga
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>>5490181
>tfw you're the only faggot with headcanon dick sizes
>>
MOTHERFUCKERS HURRY UP WITH THE NEW HORSE
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>>5490298

>Hot Water Bottle Pony's sister
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>>5490255
>>5490255

>the other colts laugh at your human length
>Cheerilee grumpily tells them to all stop laughing and pay attention
>she then, using diagrams, explains how both humans and ponies have different means of stimulation, ponies typically relying on the displacement caused by a larger penis to bring pleasure, while humans stimulate each other through prolonged rubbing (and how humans generally insert the entirety of their member inside, rather than leave a third of it out)
"If you like class, I will now demonstrate. Come on anon! Up front!..."
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>>5490255
>She is put in a world of pleasure when you put her through orgasm after orgasm in your thrusts.
>She is an exhausted pile when you finish.
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>>5490297
Heh, I always figured him to be a picture copy of the iconic image, just bleach blond.
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>>5490275

Her hormones are probably acting up too, if she's lactating this much...
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>>5490288
>>5490311
Like, the squeezy kind with a filter in it? Because I have one of those and I use it all day every day.

...where does the water come out? o_o
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>>5490330

Her horn?
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>>5490312
> she gasps as you thrust entirely inside her, putting so much contact with your scrotum and the base of your pubis against her mound
> "S-so you see, Anon here has j-just a different and s-special anatomy~"
> Cherilee trails off in a squeak as she attempts to orgasm quietly in front of the class, only to reward you with a wet smack of a winking clench around you, visibly shaking
> Suddenly every girl in class wants you for a date / rutting partner for Season
>>
WHERE'S THE NEW THREAD
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>>5490298
>her cutie mark is "BPA FREE" label
>clear, flexible plastic skin
>she has translucent blue eyes
>she fills up by drinking water
>you have to carry her around by her tummy, with her little legs dangling over your fingers
>you also have to drink from her mouth
>she used to giggle a lot at first when you did it to try and make it awkward
>but your workouts and constant drinking makes it a normal thing
>she makes complaints about your breath from time to time
>but she secretly loves being used more than any of the other thingponies you have since you take her everywhere
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>>5488546
>>5488546
>>5488546
>>5488546
>>5488546
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>>5490345
>eager fillies

Captain, the ship is headed off-course!
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>>5490346

We're too busy masturbating to the thought of pony pedofoalia to make one.

Do you think Rarity would come to blows with F&CC over Rumble?
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>>5490353

>Buttmad Janitors

Is that like a clarion-call for them?
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>>5490361

...I am not comfortable having this conversation.
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>>5490361
Definitely not. She'd appreciate the work they put into grooming a proper gentleman, though she would be sore about them telling her he's not for sexually
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>>5490357
> implying I don't mean a classroom full of my peers (at least in terms of life cycle)
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>>5490364
To be fair, Tulpa threads shouldn't be allowed outside of /x/.
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>>5490373

>not for sexually

You mean to imply that F&CC's curiosity has never gotten the best of them?
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>>5490379
I don't know why do they keep posting it on /mlp/, as if tulpa.info didn't have enough people.
>>
WHERE'S THE ACTUAL NEW THREAD
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>>5490390
they're total sperglord
>>
guys seriously
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aw, are we all done with thingponies? or are we going to continue them in the next thread?
>>
Be right back.

Making new thread.
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What do you think Twist would smell like after a long day of jumping and bouncing around in that stuffy sweater of hers? What about with those giant tits?
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>>5490413
art-anon can you draw any of the new thingponies, please?
>>
Or not.
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>>5490424
>>5490424
>>5490424
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>>5490421
>>5490425
>>5490426
EVERY FUCKING TIME
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>>5490426
>>5490425
>>5490421

you guys
>>
oh lordy
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>>5490421
>>5490425
>>5490426
I fucking hate you guys. Don't change.
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>>5490415
>>5490416
OH SHIT
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>>5490421
>>5490425
>>5490426
WHAT THE FUCK IS EVEN GOING ON
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>>5490351
>You set her in the bottle cage on the treadmill
>Her little arms hang out like a baby harness
>You give her your phone to watch cartoons on while you work out
>She has to hold it with all 4 legs

>When she's not in the bottle cage she's your little coach
>She can be a little sadistic
>Forcing you to run another km before she'll let you take a drink
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>>5490421
>>5490425
>>5490426
Dammit MLPG
Just fucking dammit
Over two fucking years and this still happens
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well, i guess we'll wait for the marker to choose
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>>5490444
nah, i don't think she'd be that controlling about your drinking.

if anything, she'd only let out a little bit at a time while you're running to make sure you're only sipping and not gulping so you don't barf.
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>>5490451
>marker doesn't show up until halfway through thread
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>>5490444

>Denying you water

I don't think so. That doesn't sound safe.
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>>5490473
>>5490457
>you'd squeeze her tummy halfway through your workout and get a dribble
>"c'mon, anon, you know you aren't supposed to be gulping!"
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>>5490418
They'd smell like girl, and the faintest hint of peppermints forgotten earlier in the day when they fell in and she couldn't be arsed to retrieve them.
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>>5490491
OH GOD MY DICK


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