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This is a fast thread for fast ponies
Slow ponies can take it to the old general here: >>5462889
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I AM THE GREATEST
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FREEEEEEEEEEEEDOMMMMMMMMMM
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>>5466702
>Scootaloo
>Posting anything besides Dash

Pathetic
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>>5466702
awful thread
Sudoku
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Let's start this thread off right
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>>5466719
No!
I am the Greatest!
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>>5466729

>ponebortion.png
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>>5466697
>I'll buy it for a dollar

No one ever uses that phrase right. It's supposed to be a sarcastic statement. Equivalent to sarcastically saying "Yeah, sure, I totally believe you"
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If all the pones became knights, what kind of knights would they be?
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>>5466686
Are you serious?
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S YOU GEE AYE ARE
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>>5466737
Pregnancies are easy for unicorns because they can just telabort the baby
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>>5466741
But I really would buy marker pony for a dollar

Thats a great deal anyway you slice it
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>>5466749
Thugarcube
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You wake up in the morning and see this.
What do.
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>>5466773
Feel like P. Diddy
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>>5466773
Don't worry Rainbow Dash, I'll help you find your nose!
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>>5466773

Punch it really fast and scream.
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>>5466773
Fuck the derp out of her
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>>5466763
Look Twist, you're cute an all, but you need to get your on catchphrase
and no, Install Gentoo doesn't count
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>>5466773
Go back to sleep
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>>5466702
Fast ponies?

So to them, premature ejaculation would be the norm?

Brony sex lives saved, the world over!

Image related. They're all three-pump chumps.
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>>5466773
Can....can I smoosh her face so its not so.....like that?
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>>5466773
>You wake up in the morning and see this.
>What do.
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>>5466794
>You will never get dunked by a fratpony
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>>5466803

>LoGH

I've never seen any pony cross over art of that now that you mention this.
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Your favourite pone just had her voice replaced with BMO's

Is this awesome? Y/N?
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>>5466702
I think you have some competition
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>>5466814
GG

GG pls
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>>5466816
>derpy with BMO's voice
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>>5466803

>animus
>not watching hokuto no ken

You're [dead] to me anon.
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>>5466816

>Rarara
>as bmo

Nah, dont see it. Panka with bmo's voice would be cute.
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Are there any radical astronaut ponies?
What is this picture a reference to? I've seen this before, I swear
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>>5466816
NO

NO THIS IS NOT AWESOME

I want to hear Twilight's well-bodied lady-moans when I enter and fill her just right, not a 12-year-old Asian girl-boy's.
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>>5466789
Thorry, would you like thome candy Anon?

Itth real thweet.
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>>5466820
That's not how GG draws
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>>5466820
> GG
Oh geez
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>>5466816
>Fluttershy as Beemo
I'm fucking pumped
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>>5466816
That BMO episode where Niki Yang doing all of those silly voices of BMO trying to imitate others was hilarious
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MLPG, the 5th image in your image directory is your O-face.

What is it?

This is mine.
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>>5466816
Question

Do they now like video games?
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Can't deny this.
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nom
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>>5466845
only if it's sweet candy vag.

how come there aren't any fapfics with twist? the braces all but guarantee penetration in her butt or pony axe wound.
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>>5466810
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>>5466875
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Only one week until Season 3.
How excited are you?
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>>5466875
>image directory
I have 10GB of images sorted into various categories, characters and situations
There is no "5th image".
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>>5466885
>flying dicks in the background

The ships must have been designed by Rarity.
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>>5466875
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>>5466889
I feel like a hushpuppy in a warm wrapping
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>>5466889
>Only one week until Season 3.
>How excited are you?

...woah. What? The hiatus is over?

Well, I've already decided that this season will suck. At least the first few eps.
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>>5466845
That's a better catchphrase, but it's a bit suggestive considering how young you are
But yes, I would love some of your delicious peppermint candy
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>>5466889
Very, until I realize how close the elections are
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>>5466889
I feel like I'm about ready to impregnate the first suitable woman who comes along I'm so excited.
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>>5466913
I sure hope it's a pony
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>>5466899
yeah, my pony images folder is about 10 GB too.

oh god, what am i doing with my life?
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>>5466899
Alright

Pick a category at random

And pick the fifth
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>>5466913
>impregnate the first suitable woman


You gay son?
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>>5466905
Well, I've already decided that this season will suck
>>>/v/
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>>5466913
>impregnate
where my breeders at
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DORKS
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>>5466919
I have close to 50gbs of Images from /v/, /co/, and /sci/, as well as at least 7gb of pony pictures
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>>5466928
>>5466929
heheh
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>>5466925
would you impregnate a peppermint pony with a lisp?
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>>5466920
This is the image I got by closing my eyes and picking at random.
How fitting.
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>>5466925
Staying quiet because the thread is still live.
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>>5466921
I'm going to do it the old-fashioned way.
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>>5466925
I'm a breeder
I would make a good mom
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>>5466942
>Zecora
>skills
>no clitplay
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JUMP INTO YOUR RACING CAR!
SUGAR RUSH!
SUGAR RUSH!
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>>5466940
God you know it, but much like the other breeder anons I'm keeping quiet out of respect for the thread.

>>5466949
Oh good god, you DO exist!
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>>5466925
Right here.

My farm will expand soon aww yeah
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>>5466942

>there's no porn of hot african women with traditional tribal haircuts/tattoos

life is suffering
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>>5466965

There needs to be more Zecora porn.
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>>5466875
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>>5466936
>50
I meant 5
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Imagine impregnating your favorite pony.
Now imagine all of her increasingly frequent toots and queefs for the next 9 months
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>>5466959
>Pinkie bedazzled

>Brendan Fraser making a deal wth pinkie to get the woman he loves.
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>>5466959
That movie was unexpectedly good. I was genuinely surprised at the candy king being turbo
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>>5466981
I never really payed much attention to /co/ except for MLPG, but I wasn't the only one that had massive boners for Raven, was I?
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>>5466875
huehue
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>>5466959
Pinkie stop being so forward
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>>5466940
>>5466943
>>5466949
>>5466963
>>5466964
>>5466986
There IS the old thread... >>5462889
Let's make this a Fertile Friday evening~
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>>5466994
Sugar Rush was a good movie.
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>>5466997
Nope
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>>5466997
I have boners for her voice.

I managed to hear Tara Strong impersonate it again. God, that vocal creak, UNF.

I couldn't go up and make further requests because my erection was PROUD AND TALL.
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>>5467008
I'm not surprisedas I thought I would that they actually marketed slap-it samuel like that for Japan
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>>5467008
>crooked smile crooked eyebrows

DREAMWORKS!
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>>5466994
Is it?

I expected to be a bad version of Who framed roger rabbit
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Any good horseboners lately?
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>>5467030
Aside from like, two seconds of Skrillex, it's a fun movie. Good twist near the end with who the real villain is.
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>>5467040
Why is the blur tool used so terribly at the base of Big Mac's cock there?
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>>5467030
Nope, it was pretty good.

In fact the Candy King really reminded me of Roger Rabbit the character, in a good way
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Someone tell archive that posting on fimchan's /fic/ is fucked.
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>>5467030
Really good. Full of feels. I don't want to spoil anything, but all of it was great. It didn't just feel like a shitty cash in to "us gamers" like I expected it to be. Hell, the majority of the time they included a reference to an actual game was in an amusing manor
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>>5467040
>zecora gives you a potion then rides you reverse cowgirl style
>you become her penis
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXGdYmigdzw
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Goodnight, Cosmo.This was sent to confuse you.
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>>5467066
>You will never understand cock-transformation
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>>5467063
Oh yeah

This movie should be used as a bench mark as how to handle humorous references properly
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>>5467069

APPLEJACK STRONG
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>>5467085
>>5467063
Yeah, it always felt like "aw, these characters are just acting like they're from a different fairy tale and can't operate in other ones all that well."

I wanna go see it again tomorrow.
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>>5467069
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Would you?
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>NEW ADDITIONS The Ponyville Series:
>Commissions for Jake. In which people are changed into characters from MLP: FIM

>1 - From Drabulous to Fabulous (Man -> Rarity from MLP:FIM / Unicorn)
>1, 2, 3, 4, 5
>A young man with no clothing coordination gets an unexpected lesson in fashion!

>2 - A New Lesson Learned (Man -> Spike from MLP:FIM / Dragon)
>1, 2, 3, 4, 5
>A man with a messy clutter problem gets an unexpected lesson in organization!

>3 - And Chaos Makes it all Complete (Man -> Discord)
>1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8
>The third in the "Ponyville" series - a man finds an ancient pedestal radiating with Chaotic magic, and when he gets close to it, the magic warps him.

>4 - Luna Moon (Man -> Princess Luna)
>1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8
>The fourth installment of the Ponyville series: A man is imbued with the essence of Luna...

>5 - Test Chamber: PaRTY! (Woman -> Pinkie Pie)
>An Aperture Science test subject finds a room that actually has the promised cake... but is it just another trap?
>1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6
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>>5467108

Oh god what
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>>5467108
I would that Derpy
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>>5467108
I'm starting to accept the fact that I'm a size queen
So yes, I would that Time Turner
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>>5467128
Femanon or no?

How much a size queen?
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>crotchtits
>regular tits

I was not prepared.
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>>5467115
Source
transformation into canon characters is weird as fuck but there isn't enough human to pone TF so I'll probably enjoy it anyway
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>>5467003
Just so you fuckers know, I'm going to be lurking in this thread when it's ded for reasons.
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>>5467136
Can I please have a Pinkie without the sexy bits, but keep all the cutie bits
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>>5467136
> WHYBONER
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>>5467148
Okay.
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Pinkie is fastest pone,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT WALL PINKIE! NOOO-
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>>5467138
You don't want to see it, trust me.
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>>5467085
Puns too

The movie was FULL of puns. Especially candy ones.

But they were good. The timing was quick enough for you to get it, but not too long for the joke to die
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>>5467134
Like, I know it's crazy unrealistic and it it would be horribly uncomfortable but I want to be stuffed beyond my limits by a pony who is holding me close
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Man MLPG, I love drugs.
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>>5467166
Just give me the link man
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>>5467136
Dude... that is like two times the tits.
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>>5467178
No.
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>>5467184
>>>/pol/
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>>5467184
>>>/pol/
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>>5467184
Obama.

Also don't shit up this thread.
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>>5467170

i know that feel
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>>5467196
>responding
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>>5467184

Obabo, now go.
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>>5467184

I'm not voting as long as we still have a two party system.
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>>5467184
Ron Paul.
>>>/x/
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>>5467184
>>>/pol/
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>>5467191
What the fuck man
At least give me some direction here
Is it on FA?
E621?
Where should I be looking?
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>>5467184
The Libertarian.
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>>5467178
It isn't really all that special unless you really like Arania
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>>5467184

Exercise my right to use the "write-in" vote box.

Because frankly they are the same again.
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>>5467200
Aside from the hotdog picture is there anything that really emphasizes the discomfort aspect of being penetrated by an oversized pony?
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>>5467245
> what is a joeruk
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Hey /k/,

Which one is a better choice, 5.56x45 or 5.45x39?
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I like where this is going.

But surely MLPG wouldn't.
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new episode soon
it's been so long
my caps lock key is all dusty and I've been wearing these pants for months
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>>5467254
Eat nothing but MREs for a week. The next trip you take to the bathroom will give you a good idea of what it would be like.
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Celestia's anal justice
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>>5467292

I like MREs. The beef patty ones are the best.
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>>5467282
7.62x54r
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>>5467282
They're both good rounds; whether they're great depends on if the shooter is a fuckup.
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>>5467314
What like, ass based executions?

>You will never be sentenced to death in Equestria
>Celestia's guard will never force you to insert your head into her butt
>She will never snap your neck, killing you instantly
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>tfw you were going to buy tickets to a show but you procrastinated and they went up 10 dollars

Just fuck man.
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http://youtu.be/mBNKUda-s6M
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvHd1HaLUrU&feature=plcp

Why aren't you guys listening to the king of music?
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>>5467338
I was thinking more
www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_Y7sdQttzU
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>>5467344
Because YEAH SKRILL DROP IT HARD
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>>5467340
Was it Chippendales?
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>>5467340
>Lyra buys tickets to a monkey show in the pony equivalent of Mexico
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>>5467344
Fuck off /mu/ I was just in that thread for 20 minutes
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Please get up little pony
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>>5467379
No
Neonpony is tired and wants to sleep
Even if it's in the middle of the street
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>>5467379
Is the pony dead?
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>>5467331

I love this screencap.
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>>5467379

FUCK YOU FAGGOT I WILL NEVER SURRENDER
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>>5467379
She is going to pone hell
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>>5467357
Say that to my face fucker not online and see what happens
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>>5466814
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>>5467379
I always like the flower trio. I wonder when we would actually see them beig a trio again.
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>>5467415
Hopefully just pulling some shenanigans in the background.
You know just being silly ponies.
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>mfw imagining MLPG at a wedding
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>>5467410
D-D-DROP THE BASS!

Seriously though this pop-under ad over at Paheal last night was the funniest damn thing.

Who really thinks Pick Up Artist shit works? I mean really, what bullshit.
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>>5467413
gay
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>>5467413
Such a creeper
CC pls stop ripping off GG. You clearly have a decent level of art related skill, you should quit making everything look so pixelated and develop your own style
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>>5467433
>tfw going to a wedding next saturday
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>>5467445
>inb4 >Mac
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>>5467413
Now Kiss
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>Angel is discussing DJ Acid hypnotizing her victims and stuffing them inside her giant stockings, and also forced cock worship
I...
I feel really weird things right now.
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>>5467432
Yeah, we got none in season 2, I think. They got their own little part though it would be nice to see them all three together.

>>5467433
It was a interesting time when Shout announce that and all these prediction happen.
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>>5467445
So what the fuck to those ads try to sell you? I never got WHY they existed.
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>>5467433
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>>5467465
W-what?
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>>5467445

i've seen ads on porn sites that were just ms paint stick figure drawings.

Weird as fuck.
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>>5467379
It's just resting.
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>>5467475
In her stream. She and Nanaki are messing with ideas.
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>>5467474
none of you are invited to my theoretical wedding
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>>5467465
This sounds like it is very much my fetish. Would you mind linking me?
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>>5467472
They try to sell you instructional tapes for picking up women in bars and other social situations.

Granted not all of it sounds like bullshit, like say "start by talking with a whole bunch of women confidently or on even terms, and then knock out the "lower-tier" women who start getting curious who you are.

It assumes of course that you're of average to above-average attractiveness so you can, say, bump into some lady "casually" to get her to turn her and her colleagues' attention without getting told off for being a punk.
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>>5467445
>not having adblock plus
>2012
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>>5467449
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>>5467491

Why not? I wanna go to your wedding, anon.

maybe i could be the wife...
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>>5467491
Come on, I'm a legit legally recognized officiant
Let me marry you dude
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>>5467484
I giggled like a dumb fuck
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>>5467503
Son, I use GlimmerBlocker most days but signing up for my classes for next semester relies on this weird JavaScript call and I had to turn it off. That's usually a step ABOVE AdBlock+.

If I hadn't, I wouldn't have seen this weird-assed ad.

Serendipity, I guess.
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>>5467521
Then my job here is done.
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goodnight MLPG
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>>5467546
Goodbye.
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LK are you here?
I remember you saying that we saw Chance once before meeting him in the quest and I wanted to know what you meant
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>>5467546
Take a Luna to snuggle with.
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>>5467546
Goodnight, and don't let the bed bugs bite~
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>>5467514
>>5467517
okay you two can come

but only these two anonymous'
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>>5467496
She just ended it, so here's some caps.
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>>5467575
Great, I can't wait to see you there.
Where will it be?
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>>5467562

But she's just now waking up, why would she go back to bed?
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>>5467591
What, you've never gotten up in the morning and thought "Fuck it, I'll try again later" and gone back to sleep?
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Well I spent my Friday night getting drunk with a human female and watching ponies just thought you'd like to know MLPG~
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>>5467604
It's something only slackers will ever understand.
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>>5467582
Thankyou.
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>>5467611
Did you seal the deal?
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>>5467611
>Human
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So what are your thoughts on this?

http://www.dailydot.com/society/5-signs-fading-fandom-my-little-pony/

Specifically points 1, 2 and 5.
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>>5467611
I spent it with a female too
she doesn't like drinking though and we watched Sherlock instead of pone
We fucked, though, so there's that
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>>5467623
>>5467639
First date mang....
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>>5467642
>We fucked, though, so there's that
10/10, all-star post
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>>5467631
>im fucking plying there were foinding values
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>>5467587
in my dreams ;_;
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>>5467631
>Tinker’s reputation is permanently damaged.
>“And people wonder why ‘bronies’ have a bad name,” Yamino wrote in response.
>Link to change.org petition banning YAC from pony convetions

I'm only at point #2 and this article is 2silly4me
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>>5467648
I don't know how

I don't know why

But I've gotten to at least second base on every first date.
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>>5467631
Bullshit, pretty much. We're shedding the "ironic" fans and maturing into a cantankerous old bastard of a fandom. I'm so proud.
Now if Hasbro doesn't make more episodes, the super-hiatus will start really killing us.
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>>5467631
>founding values

dailydot pls die
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>>5467631
4 is actually kind of right
The rest is bullshit though
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>>5467631
>The biggest reason brony fandom is jumping the shark is that it lost the values that held it together in the first place.

...Watching the show? I don't understand.
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>>5467631
I just can't find any fucks to give.
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>>5467686

Love and toblerone, Anon. I kind of want to comment on that and just unleash the butthurt I'm feeling but I don't want to use my facebook or twitter so I guess I can't. Which is probably for the best anyway. God I fucking hate reading about Purple Tinker and Yamino and Love and Tolerance. I'm going for a walk.
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>>5467631
>>5467650
>>5467658
>>5467666
>>5467685
>>5467686
...why do i feel like the same, exact replies get posted every time that article is brought up?
is it just, or are they the same ones? am i going crazy?
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>>5467184
I am a registered sex offender and felons are not allowed to vote.
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>>5467699
>Love and toblerone
Now there's coffee all over my screen.
Fuck you.
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>>5467705
Oh, you ...
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>>5467705
>that face
Ponko pls dont die ;_;
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>>5467582
>Good boy!
Boner, pls.
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>>5467631
>calling yamino a "her"
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>>5467713
>talking about it in the first place
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>>5467700
No, it's just that it's so fucking obvious that they don't really know that everyone points it out.

>>5467705
That is cute as hell.
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>>5467713
Oh come on, I thought we were respecting peoples chosen identities
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>>5467705
They can in Puerto Rico
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>>5467558
Dang, surprised someone remembered that. If you don't figure it out by the end I'll let you guys know if you remind me.
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>>5467713
>not using "it" to describe the creature that shall not be named
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>>5467705
I love you, Megasweet.
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>>5467705
wait is this a clever ruse
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>>5467713
>Not xir
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>>5467734
...what am I looking at?
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>>5467734
Pentene group pls
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Evens: Keep Drawing
Odds: Bed
Doubles: Draw ponycocks
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>>5467742
DYEC
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>dead horse is just as active as the live horse
>dead horse is discussing ponies while the live horse is discussing the fandom

This is what happens when you douchebags exile an entire topic of discussion
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>>5467742
A cis hydrocarbon with a double bond.
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>>5467705
MS aren't you supposed to be hyping Littlest Petshop? I hear the skunk is underage
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>>5467752
...
Drop the meme, please. What the fuck is it.
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>>5467582
That whole conversation seems just a wee bit faggy.
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>>5467756
They're talking about KNOCKING UP ponies.

We're talking about fandom.

God, at least get your accusations right.
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>>5467705
I laughed, Anon
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>>5467763
It's cis-2-pentene
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>>5467756
>caring about stupid shit like that

fuck off
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>>5467766
Pony family discussion is still pony discussion, anon
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>>5467763
>not even chemistry-ing

pleb pls
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>>5467705

I cant even remember if that's Megasweet's trip.

Does he still draw that futashy crap?
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>>5467611
I spent mine getting stoned with a human female

well I spend most of my weeknights doing shit like that but whatever

>try to go downtown
>so stoned the entire group somehow gets sidetracked
>wind up with brand new IKEA furniture
>its in the opposite direction of downtown
>night evds, never made it downtown

>try again tomorrow
>still never make it downtown
>repeat every night for a week
its like a sign, man
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>>5467765
It involves a gigantic pony with tits and a massive glowing green hypnocock.
What the fuck were you expecting?
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>mfw i forgot to take off name when shitposting
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>>5467781
Bitch pls, the only chemistry I need to know is bout dem rocks
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>>5467797

You're the new megasweet anon.

Now you have to smooch CL.
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>>5467797
Puffy squishy vulvas
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>>5467794
Vancouveranon plz.
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I haven't washed or showered for a week and I reek. I feel so sad about it MLPG but not sad enough to shower every day. Is there a third path?
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>>5467808
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>>5467798
like drugs or geology
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>>5467816
>texas

guess who's back
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>>5467820
Go swimming.
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>>5467820
You can kill yourself
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>>5467809
unf
____unf ___unf____ Oh god I want to suck on it.
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>>5467832
Goddamnit Winston
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>>5467820
But showers feel good anon

Which pony takes long hot showers?
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>>5467820
>Not getting showered/shaved and putting on your finest panties for the general
It's like you don't even respect MLPG culture
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>>5467820
Find someone with a stink fetish.
Maleanon or femanon?
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>>5467848
>tfw boxer shorts
I have failed you, MLPG
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>>5467848
/jp/ plz
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>>5467846
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>>5467848
>thank_you.wmv
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>>5467853

What do you think? There are no females here.
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>>5467848
I'm wearing pretty nice boyshorts
Is that good enough?
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>>5467868
Sure, at least you're trying
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>>5467848
>boxer briefs
Get fucked, subs.
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>>5467847
>Rainbow Dash only takes cold rainwater showers
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>>5467865
>mfw i understand this reference
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>>5467884
Would you?
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>>5467884
Anybody that visit MLPG regularly would
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>>5467890
I would let that wolfhorse do whatever he wants to me
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>>5467882

>mfw I can't afford to buy new underwear
>I'm stuck with the same boxer shorts I have had for =>3 years
>I wish I had a couple sets of tighty whiteys so my balls can be supported
>They're super expensive
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>>5467890
Oh probably
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>>5467847
Cloudchaser loves the sensation of water droplets tickling every inch of her body. And she loves feeling nice and clean so she can full-body worship and cuddle her lover.
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>>5467890
I would go gay for a supportive, loving partner.
So.
Yes.
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>>5467914
unf
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>>5467890
i have already, twice
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>>5467896

>see these
>check rose's anything goes tumblr for shits and giggles
>anon is asking her if she's worried about going full /soc/
>on her personal fucking blog
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>>5467938
I love her little 'sona doodles.
It's super tempting to avatarfag with them
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SEVEN DAYS MOTHERFUCKERS
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>>5467952

>avatarfagging as someone else's thing

Reminds me of that guy on ponychan that avatared as Mocha when she was still around.
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Does MegaSweet have a fursona?
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>>5467938
>personal fucking blog
>more than one of them
>furry
>has multiple fursonas

vs

>no personal blog
>posts twice a month

rose is officially worse than Winston
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>>5467952
If you avatarfag at least use a pony please.
But don't avatarfag please.
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>>5467957
Yeah, it would be a faggy thing to do
But man I love looking at them, they're so cute
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>>5467956
sethisto has already seen and jacked off to season3 premier
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>>5467957
Or the one that avatarfagged as Sleepyhead.
That wasn't creepy at all.
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>>5467963
why people gotta start shit
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>>5467963
Maybe but I still love her
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>>5467967
But anonymous
it's not against the rules here
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>>5467971
I want to see someone successfully be in character for an entire general, with sketched avatars for every response.
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>>5467957
Yes, yes, we already know ponychan is a den of furries
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>>5467987
I've considered doing that but I don't draw fast enough
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>>5467969
Truth be told he hasn't jacked off to the premiere

But simply the thought of his penis and pendulous balls suddenly turning to crystal while mounting a Crystal Kingdom mare upon his orgasm

And breaking off cleanly from his body

Finally fulfilling his goal of becoming a Ken doll AND losing his virginity, accentuated by the fact it's a pony

Image related - that glitter is chaff, and what little remains of his genitalia.
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>>5467988

I hate avatarfags, but what does that have to do with furfags?
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>>5467987
and people wonder why GG draws the way he does
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It's /co/ that''s full of avatarfags
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>>5467987
>mfw I have a decent selection of reactions of my pony OC
I could probably do it for a while, but it wouldn't be worth the backlash
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>>5467998
Late night MLPG ladies and gentlemen.
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>>5467998
I missed you guys.
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>>5468016
MT draw Cranky.
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>>5468016
>giving a fuck about it
People is going to bitch anyway
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>>5468017
>>5468020
I'm the tripfag you've always hated.

Late night MLPG as Anon has changed my life.
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>>5468014
Okay I laughed.
She has Nanaki braids. I only just noticed.
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>>5468016
What backlash? You should do it.
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>>5466875
I'm cool with this
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>>5468029
Shut up Ross
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>>5468022
>Implying I'm MT

Nah man, I was just using a nonsensical image from my oc pony folder

>>5468024
That's a good point
I might have to try it at some point
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>>5468016
It would be worth it
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>>5466875

I have multiple sub-directories in my image directory, so I just did it in the one that popped up when I clicked 'Browse'
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>>5466875
oh god no
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>>5468041
>ponychan oc

get out
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>>5468041

seriously consider killing yourself
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>>5466919
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>>5468038
Not that tripfag.

So I guess not THE one you've always hated.

Remember that Dash fic with 'What's Happening to My Body'? Neither did I.
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Fixed [sugar] rush.
Also, the soundtrack for whoever wants it. http://www.mediafire.com/?3ph1obqnmfd17m0
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>>5466875
why the fuck was this even in there
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>>5468068
what is this

wait

is this amiyumi
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>>5468056
I didn't know she was a ponychan OC
I thought it was just from the piss
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>>5468062
On a related note, I need to go back and rewrite this whole stupid thing.
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>>5468080
The piss is basically ponychan for people who couldn't make it over the Berlin Wall.
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>>5468079
It's AKB48. Don't know if that's who you're talking about, though.
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>>5468089
Hahaha
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i just realized this motherfucker never delivered
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>>5468069
Because pony ass.

Same reason this was my result.
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>>5468053
>swap.bear
god why
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Evens: Fap and go to bed
Odds: Get stoned and play Halo CE
Dubs: Drink whiskey and shitpost through the night
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>>5468097
I don't know if it was that guy who delivered, but yesterday someone posted a picture a Pinkie Pie wearing Celestia's colors and cardboard wings/tiara/horn
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>>5467449
'kay
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>>5468112
But that was from ages ago!
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>>5468062
>>5468062
... Who? I'm kinda curious now.
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>>5468124
>hook, line, and sinker
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>>5468112
That's someone else, I think. And there have been a few of those.
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>>5468128
There's not a lot of people I hate, and I'm a sucker for fanfiction.
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>>5468115
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>Buy new french press because I broke my old one
>Buy one the same size
>Makes 1 mug for me
>They call it an 8 cup press

I think I have a problem
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>>5468117
Neat!
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>>5468124
I used to write a lot, but ended up being shiftless for about a year and a half. I'm finally getting back into it a little.

>>5468128
Like I said, being Anon is better. This code's going into reserve.
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>>5468148

I keep forgetting to eat and drink. The last time I ate something was a 10" pizza 14 hours ago, and the last time I drank something was around 200ml of milk 16 hours ago.

My legs ache if I try to move them to stand up.
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>>5468117
That's adorable.
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>>5468153
Oh, you.

Stop acting like you just came back, I've seen you on and off for weeks now.
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>>5468148
Haha
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>>5468163
You should probably get a liter sized water bottle and keep it near your computer so you can stay hydrated while you pony
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>>5468177
Getting back into WRITING, though.

Really been lurking as Anon for a good three-four months. Shit's cash.
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>>5468068
I suppose I should have clarified that this was the Wreck-it Ralph soundtrack, for anyone interested. If you've already downloaded it, you didn't need to read this spoiler.
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>>5468115
Looks like a really bad hentai
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how do i masturbate correctly? do i need more lube?
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>>5468163
You gonna die.
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>>5468189

I saved the image as S-U-G-A-R (wtf is that).png as a kind of note for me to discover wtf it was, but you saved me from having to do that. Thanks anon.

Are there any good scene releases for Wreck-It-Ralph yet, or are they still all shitty cams?
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>>5468207
did you heat your banana correctly?
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>>5468211
There are a few here: >>>/co/42462288 but most of them are still shit quality photo-type deals.
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>>5468212

huh? what banana?
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>>5468212
>tfw I actually did that once
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>>5468091
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9S66NT2XBFk
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>>5468189
Oh hey, thanks. Overlooked the post in my quick scroll through, but DLing now.
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>>5468222
... What's this then?
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>>5468228
I dont think you're going to fit in very well here.
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>>5468228
>He doesn't even banana
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>>5468207
>Correctly
That's a strange concept

I like lube
Mineral oil and spit is very very nice
The mineral oil can last for hours without a top up, not even spit.

I like to twist my hand as well as pump up and down.
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>>5468230
>>5468232
B-but I love prostate stimulation! I was told that was the only prerequisite!
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>>5468000
>and people wonder why GG draws the way he does
It's true, and in retrospect almost all the significant markers of my current work can be directly linked to the requirements of drawhoring
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>>5468228
>>5468221

How fucking new can you be?
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>>5468233

Yeah I dont think im doing it right. Im not even using any lube.
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>>5468239
Your Twilight has charm, for certain.
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>>5468243
>You can't fuck the banana, make gentle love to it
That line always gets me
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>>5468235
I personally imagined they meant heating up an empty banana peel then stick it over your dick and thrusting.
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>>5468225
>related videos
>entire episodes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkyjXvnDoV4&feature=related

seems like something we would rip apart in a stream. the animation is shit-tier
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I'm trying to draw but it's not as fun as it used to be. Maybe I'll figure it out again. Good night.
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What's your opinion on artists leaving their signatures/sites on their work?
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>>5468257

SB wait come back.
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>>5468259
As long as it's not a gigantic fucking deviantart watermark it's fine with me
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>>5468253
No, my point was that I SHOULD fit in just fine.

I was told PROSTATE STIMULATION was the perennial conversation.
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>>5468244
Are you uncut?
A lot of people fap without lube if they're uncut

I'm cut, but I've still tried. The sensation of shifting skin up and down is nothing in comparison to doing it normally.

If you aren't shifting skin you've got a pretty shit grip on your dick and you won't be feeling much

So go buy some baby oil. No checkout shame and it's super cheap. Not good with condoms or toys though
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>>5468259
I edit out watermarks if they're excessively obtrusive, but I think people should sign their works if they want to
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Have the good posters returned yet, in anticipation of the new season?

I don't want to browse the threads until they're back.
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>>5468267

>fit in
>prostate stimulation

i get it
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>>5468278
some of the bad ones are coming back
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>>5468278
There were never any good posters.
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>>5468274
My dick kind of "un-circumcised" itself recently. I have plenty of skin again.

To think people work months for that shit.
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>>5468267

Look, you can stimulate your prostate all you like and nobody here will judge you, but you've been lied to and the main conversation is sweatymoistgaspingponypoon
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>>5468259
I like names or urls (no fucking http://) over signatures

I prefer things marked so I can the source
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>>5468287
> implying throbbing stallion cock isn't the norm
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>>5468274

I'm cut.
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>>5468284
I'm so glad my idiot parents never cut pieces off me when I was a baby.
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If you were a pony, would you have sex with yourself?

BE HONEST.
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>>5468287
>>5468290
MLPG plz continue
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>>5468287
> he thinks the prevailing conversation is about pony poon

Haven't you noticed all those "would you let X top you?" threads?
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Why does society look down upon people who just want to stay home on a friday night?
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>>5468296
I was cut late in life because of pretty bad phimosis

Cut people aren't missing anything
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>>5468297
Younger, thinner me?

Maybe.
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>>5468257
I wanna snuggle that big round belly
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>>5468297
Obviously yes
I think I'd prefer being a pony getting railed by a human, but I'd really just like to try both sides
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>>5468297
Of course, that's my fetish.
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>>5468306
There was that Lyra toy.
My guess would be that they're not cheap or easy to make
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>>5468301
I'd say the general rule is that you're not looked down upon, you're just not notable. And of course, being ignored feels worse than being looked down on to some.
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>>5468301
The same reason people think that being a virgin is a bad sign. I blame the media.
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>>5468297

I'd have sex myself even if I were a human.
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>>5468306
>that doll
Oh god my fetish oh gooooooooood
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>>5468306
Because anime fans are of higher caste than pony fans.
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>>5468306

the fuck man
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>>5468301
Most people actually don't give a fuck if you stay home or not.
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>>5468297
Nope. Don't like dudes that way.
And besides, if I were a pony I'd be out there doing pony things trying to bang some hot-ass fillies.
And then weep bitter tears to my human self when I inevitably come home empty-hooved at three in the morning.
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>>5468306
i can just feel it.
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>>5468306
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!
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>>5468306
>Distension
My fetish
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>>5468330
just insecure people
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>>5468339
>>5468306
microphilia
MY fetish.
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>>5468306
WHAT IS THIS

AND WHERE CAN I GET IT
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>>5468339
>>5468346
Both together, but not so much the latter.
My fetishes.
Mostly because both can vaguely be placed under the Large Insertion tag. The first one especially.
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Any good horseboners lately?
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>>5468346
My nigga

>tfw you'll never cuddle a pony that's way bigger than you
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>>5468346
>>5468351
my man
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>>5468360
All I want is a big strong stallion that smells like apples to cuddle me.
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>>5468358
Large insersionnnnnnnfffff!
Ahhhh...
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>>5468362
What are these called?!
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>>5468369
I know right?
He wouldn't HAVE to smell like apples, there are some vanillastallions I would accept as well.
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>>5468369
?
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>>5468371
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>>5468385
Seriously what are these dolls called? Is there a company name?
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>>5468385
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>>5468390
Check the >reddit comments
There's a guy who seems to be very knowledgeable on the subject
http://redd.it/12jqmd
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>>5468346
Hah, didn't think there'd be microphiles here.
>>5468360
Technically that's Macrophilia if you enjoy being the smaller one.
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>>5468384
I remember when Dovne used to draw ponies
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>>5468390
i wish I knew either. i just have the gifs
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>>5467986
>>
...Should we be reporting the dollfucking? I mean, it's technically porn on a blue board, and it's not pony-related at all...
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tomorrow I will eat all the ponies
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>>5468404
You do it. I'm not doing it until I have a concrete link.
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>>5468396

i gotta find the source of this.
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>>5468404
Follow your heart, anon
I'm not myself, but I do report the LPS spam whenever it comes up
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>>5468404

N-no, let's just wait a bit and see where it takes us. I don't dislike it.
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>>5468408
A++++++++ post, Anon
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A doll can never love you back
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>>5468239
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>>5468404

Right after I get a link.
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>>5468408
Here
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Concrete
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>>5468391
>performing cunnilingus on a tiny doll

beta as fuck.
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>>5468417

Neither can an imaginary pony, but I'll be damned if I'm not going to try.
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>cartoon human sex dolls
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>>5468420
>not posting a picture of a concrete chain link
You missed a golden opportunity.
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>>5468257
Why don't you try adding more 10 foot dicks you hack.
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>>5468426
We ponies with buckets on their heads?
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>>5468417
>Implying I haven't built a server farm in my basement
>Implying I'm not doing an evolutionary AI simulation
>Implying it's not going to stumble upon love eventually
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>>5468421
He's practicing for debate club.

It takes a cunning linguist to be a master debater.
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>>5468433
why not
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>>5468440
I hate you
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I wake up and find you assholes discussing dollsex
go to bed already
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>>5468442
Who is this pretty pony and where has she been all this show?
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>>5468447

It's 9am and I have been posting on MLPG for 19 hours straight.
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>>5468447
fuck you, it's only two AM
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>>5468419
>The worst part is, I know about the base of that doll.
>It's a modified SD 16 by volksusa.com
>With a customized erm, hip area.

Looks like it's a one of a kind doll. Sorry gents, but unless you've got the guts to make a sex toy, it's gifs for you.
I might be wrong though. I remember something like this on the darker side of the Japanese internet.
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>metal gear rising demo
>at the beach near where you start there's a small white cat
>the cat does backflips to avoid all your attacks
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>>5468447
I'd rather clop to this.

is it weird that I look up mares in heat and imagine the m to be rainbow dash /fluttershy or whoever i'm feeling at the time and clop to it?

When I clop to it, It feels right. When I'm done however, whatisthisidonteven.jpg
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>>5468454
>only two AM
>look at clock
>5 AM
Aha, what the fuck am I still doing awake.
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Just found out a childhood friend of mine was shot and killed in Utah a few hours ago in an officer-involved shooting.

She was just alone in her car at the apartment complex she just got approved to live in.

Depressing as shit to think about, even if I haven't seen her in years.

Assassin's Creed III took the edge off but I still need some cheering up.

Post adorable ponies doing adorable things.
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Cloud Atlas is an amazing film, see it. It might be the most pretentious film of the decade, but it may also be one of the best. It does a brilliant job weaving half a dozen stories into a non-linear narrative arc, and ends right where it should, not a moment sooner or later.
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>>5468460

But it's multiple dolls. There has to be someone selling them.
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>>5468465
>clop

Stop that. I don't care if we coined it.
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>>5468460
This is at least an eight out of ten on the creepiness scale
What the fuck
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>>5468396
>bulge
unf.
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>>5468466
>that feel
>that horrible feel

>>5468469
Hence my hesitation to say "Fuck you there's only one." I left room for doub-

>>5468473
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>5468468
>That feel when Flight, Strike-It Steve, Cloud Atlas and Hotel Transylvania are all out in theatres RIGHT NOW and I can't decide which one I want to go see more.

And then there's The Hobbit, Life of Pi and Rise of the Guardians coming up.

Fuck you Oscar season.
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>>5468466
I can't decide if I should slep or eat something
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>>5468481
>that feel
Argo was also great. Gonna go see Flight tomorrow night (>tfw money)
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>>5468467
That's unfortunate.
Being forced to confront mortality is never a fun thing. Shame the way they went.
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>>5468487
Goddammit, I forgot about that one.

That makes five movies.

I really enjoyed Here Comes the Boom despite not being a big fan of the guy in the lead role.
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>>5468467
How old are you?
Did your parents never buy you a pet or something before?
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>>5468467

>Assassins creed 3

If you really want to be cheered up

Play HOMM3
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>>5468467
>female friend from high school.
>got into a great school, biochemical degree, finished it
>year after graduation she comes down with cancer
>watched her detiriate and try to look strong but saw her break downs
>passed away looking like a dried up twig
I couldnt sleep for a week straight. After that i stopped all my self control and have been doing whatever the hell i liked because life is short and random and chaotic.
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>>5468495
Go see Wreck-it Ralph, if for no other reason then that every scene Calhoun is in, it's gold.
"Stow the ticklefights and kittenwhispers." A real dynamite gal, that one.
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>>5468486
The only reason I'm about to go to bed is because I'm really thirsty and my glass has whiskey in it, and fuck i'm going all the way into the kitchen to get water
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>>5468505
>HOMM3
we should like MLPG multiplay that shit. And stram it. Does anyone still use Hamachi or is that dead?
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How would you react if your favourite pone died suddenly?
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>>5468501
Pet dying =/= the sudden loss of an old friend you haven't seen in years.

Christ, when we were like five me and my two best friends would argue over who got to marry her first until she got tired of watching us duke it out and laid down the order she would marry us in.
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>>5468460
>>5468473
That was the suggestion of ONE person in the comments. It may be some third-party provider.
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Smoke this, and get me a strobe light and you will be amazed at my speed man.
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>>5468512
Cloud Atlas anon here, my friend invited me to go see Wreck it Ralph with him, but I decided to go see atlas instead, half because I was more interested in it and half because my friend likes to go to the shittiest theater in town to save ~$2-4 on his ticket (at very most) instead of going to the really nice one.
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>>5468516

I'd do what Quasimodo did.
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>>5468516
Shock, sadness, and then moving on with my life.
It's what she'd want me to do.
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>>5468467

this pony
she is pink
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>>5468534
I asked for adorable pony, not slutty pony.
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>>5468514

I'd be up for playing HOMM3 with mlpg sometime.
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>>5468530
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>>5468508
That reminds me of when I was younger, a junior in high school, a teacher of mine read to us from a journal she kept as she logged her 7 year old son's fight with cancer, which he unfortunately lost.
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>>5468537
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>>5468526
Different strokes for different folks. If he really gets indecisive, he can just roll a six-sided die and watch whatever comes out.
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>>5468539

Is that one of those squeezy stress reliever thingies in his bag?
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On top of all those others, there's also Skyfall and Zero Dark Thirty. I also kind of want to see Les Mis.
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>>5468516
I'd have to applaud the ballsiness of the writers for putting that in a children's show
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>>5468537
Maybe Yellow is more your speed?
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>>5468516
I wouldn't. I'd shut down and blame them for dying, perfunctorily going to one thing or another like the funeral or the wake. I wouldn't really care, I'd just know they're gone.

Hell, it's not like I've ever had many friends. It'd be just a return to default.

My brother committed suicide and I still don't and can't care.
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>>5468542
In fifth grade my teacher thought it was somehow a good idea to read us The Lovely Bones.

>>5468551
Les Mis is going to be INCREDIBLE.
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>>5468519
I just assume most people around here are old enough that they've had to deal with someone dying before.
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So it's not just me then? This oscar season is looking amazing?
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>>5468553
But she's not adorable when she's like that.

She just looks slow.
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>>5468553
>this fucking image
now i feel bad for sexualizing pone and drawing r34. fuck...
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>>5468564
Dying =\= being killed
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>>5468549
I used to walk around with dice in my pocket to make decisions for me. Just to see where lady luck would lead me.

Apparently it was to MLPG eventually.
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>>5468537
but she didn't even post rarity
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>>5468568
How about this
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>>5468561
I know! It's like they took a play... and put it on a theater screen! Truly revolutionary. How ever did they do it before.
In all seriousness, I'm not too interested in it, but I still think that, for those who would be interested in it, it will be fucking amazing.
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>>5468519
My pet was my only friend for over 8 years. When she passed away I was a wreck. Adopted another one but I still wake up sometimes and cry because shes not there.
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>>5468568
>Slow
She's probably the second smartest of the 6mane
She's pretty much a hippy vet
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>>5468573
But people die when they are killed
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>>5468578
Well I am a fan of the musical and they are doing something with it that has NEVER been done before by recording the songs live with the acting instead of recording the songs and then recording the acting.
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>>5468539
>there will never be an episode where Simon gets his memory back and then fights Hunson Abodeer
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>>5468573
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>>5468584
I'd say Pinkie is, but Fluttershy's in the top 3.
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>>5468586
NOT WHEN I'M AROUND THEY DON'T
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>>5468587
I know, that's why I said that, for those interested in it, it's going to be fantastic.
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>>5468594
Pinkie couldn't smart her way out of a dumb bag
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>>5468586
>>5468593
Alright that did it, I'm laughing now.

Thanks anons.
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>>5468578

I am extremely interested in it and it will be amazing.

If you've never seen the theater play, you should definitely do it once in your life.
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>>5468584
She also knows how to sew. I wonder when we would ever see her sew?

>>5468594
Pinkie score REALLY high on perception but not on smart.
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>>5468593
its complicated.
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>all my obsidian is gone

oh you
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>>5468594
Yeah maybe
She looks like she'd be a smart but uneducated pony

She's great at working with her hands and earthie magic
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>>5468618
>Hands
hooves fuck
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>>5468623
>hoof fucking
unf
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>>5468604
My only time seeing the stage version was a high school production.

However this particular high school for years was pretty well known for having a fucking amazing theatre department. It was such a fucking amazing show.They didn't cut out any songs either. It was the full on production with nothing edited out for school appropriateness.

Next year they did Jekyll & Hyde and Lucy Harris (the head of a brothel and main vocals for "Bring on the Men" ) was played by a pastor's daughter.
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THE MARKET IS AT A CRITICAL JUNCTURE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3TrjEuXuNw

Would you espionage a pony?
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>>5468638
Sorry, hoped for this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5v_ZpfZBAiw
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>>5468618
My personal list of who i think are the smartest of the mane six are

Twilight > Fluttershy > Rarity > Applejack > Pinkiepie > Rainbow dash.

twilight is bookish.
Fluttershy knows how to heal many different types of animals
Rarity knows fashion and needs to be seen as knowledgable in social settings
Applejack knows farming in and out but thats where most of her knowledge ends (its vast just narrow in scope)
Pinkie pie is more street smart than anything but at least she can help run a business
Rainbow dash is a meat head who spends all her time sleeping.
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>>5468634

I've also seen it done quite amazingly by a high school cast, though it was the school-edited version. I'm jealous of whatever high school was able to put on the full show without any red tape.

I definitely want to see it live again soon.
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Would you the man six?
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>>5468648
>pinkie
>not engineering genius
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>>5468656
Only if they're still horses

Or centaurs.

And slightly effeminate.
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>>5468656
All of them. In a row. Sticky with the messily mixed joinings of the previous ones, all dripping with my seed by the end.
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>tfw want to go to sleep
>tfw have explosive diarhea
>tfw afraid to shit the bed
FUCK
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>>5468651
Funny story about that: The theatre department director didn't pay the royalties for it and ended up getting fired like two years later. Their productions haven't been on the same level since.

But that Les Mis production... holy shit man. The way they had the stage set up, everything was on a turn table so that they could rotate the set for different angles and a quick rearranging of boxes and crates turned a barricaded street into a spacious sewer.
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>>5468656
I'd rather the colts in Cheerilee's class.
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I've been eating all day and yet I still feel so empty.
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>>5468665
Centaurs, But only if they have both a mans penis where one should be and a horses penis where it should be.

The best type of centaur
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>>5468668
I've known that pain, Anon.

You'll get through it.

If you can tomorrow, grab some Pedialyte. It's good shit. Way more expensive than Gatorade but far better for getting your intestines hydrated again.
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>>5468676
Needs a rumble to be complete.
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>>5468683
It's also great for hangovers!
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>throw towel in wash without checking the time
>4:30 am
>shits gonna be drying forever
>cant leave it in overnight

fuck
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>>5468684
He's hiding behind one of the fat ones.

Who do you think's fatter? Snips or Tubbycakes?
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>>5468666
>breeding the mane six so thoroughly that each as at least triplets
Boner...
You know what you like.
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>>5468675

Haha, that's a shame. That does sound amazing though, wish I could have seen it.
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>>5468686
True, but nothing beats a bacon sandwich for hangovers. The carbohydrates in the bread and the protein and specific amino acids in bacon help replenish all the things you over-expended in your brain.
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>pinkie pie is the town assistant in everything happy
>including masturbatory needs for those who cant reach.
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>>5468697
Horse fetuses take up too much womb space. Twins are almost always fatal to both the foals and frequently the mother.

Triplets would be certain death.
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>>5468710
Indeed. I just want to breed them. All of them.

>>5468697
In a different time I would have been a polygamist / polyamorist. At the very least a breeding stud for eunich marriages.
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What if pony was doll sized?

Would you take care of them well? Their itty bitty lives would be completely in your hands.
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>you will never create the perfect waifu
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>find a guy with a porn OC i kinda like
>see this posted at the bottom of every picture "the design and char are miiiine. no reposting plz! thanks! "

i got the fuck out from there
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>>5468704
Personally, I'm a fan of breakfast hash (bacon + potatoes + peppers and onions and stuff) mixed with eggs and a fuckton of OJ
but that's way too much effort for someone with a hangover to put together
Thank god for Denny's
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>>5468722
i still sometimes fap to my original waifu i had before ponies
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>>5468717
I would prefer it to be the other way around, but yes, I suppose I would take care of them while doing my best to find them a way home (nothing against tiny ponies, I just imagine they would be terribly bored if they had to hang around me all the time)
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>>5468696
>Tubbycakes

That name is even worse.
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>>5468728
Seth nobody likes that purple parrot, pls leave.
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>>5468710
>Magic did it
Please don't do this to me...
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>>5468717
I love imagining ponies the size of blind bag figures running around on my desk and making tiny houses to live in.
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>>5468736
That's not a name. I'm just calling him derisive fat nicknames since nobody ever agreed on a name for Lardbutt.
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>>5468717
Hell yeah
Little tiny pony friend to take care of and give little tiny pony house.

Little tiny pony friend is best pony friend
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>>5468725
Stupid sexy GG style.

I want to worship his cock while he reclines and relaxes and sips the drink I made for him, occasionally telling me when I'm doing it right or wrong, before clamping his powerful hooves down on the back of my head and shooting deep in my throat as I struggled for breath.
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>>5468743
>ponies that are unable to carry children pay a fee and unicorns go through conception and grow the child in their woomb.
>shortly before birth they teleport the baby to the parents that paid for the service and the doctors induce labor so the baby comes out from the mother.
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>>5468717
Tobasco Pony meets Sriracha pony. What happens?
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>>5468754
Can't tell if
>deepthroat fetish
or
>breathplay
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>>5468761
why not both?

My real fetish is domination/degradation, actually, but those are good means to that end.
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>>5468735
Other way around? So you're the tiny one?

Which pony would you trust to be your caretaker?
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>ordered a package last saturday
>delayed delayed delayed
>shipped out thursday night
>thought I was going to get it today
>nothing
>its coming monday

YOU FUCKING CUNT
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>>5468764
>domination/degradation

Not that guy but FUCK YES
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>>5468764
How far would you go to please him? Would you let him shove you over the couch and rut you like the whore you both know you are? What if he gave you a vicious slap on the ass before walking off, your orgasm mere moments away as his cum dripped from your clenching hole?
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>>5468771
I fucking hate waiting for packages.
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>>5468784
>fluttershy is allowed to ride discord while he casually reads.
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>>5468788
>Coke with milk
Why would you even think about doing that
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>>5468789
Bigger, you fag
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>>5468788
20/10 report later when everyones awake.
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>>5468717

As long as I can put my dick inside a tight little filly cunt, I'm ok with this.
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>>5468787
I love getting packages. If I was rich I'd order some minor shit every single day.
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>>5468784
Yes, that's basically what I like. maybe even with some chastity fetishism thrown in to boot.
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>>5468771
>tfw Got Figma Sayaka in from AmiAmi one day, Masterpiece Optimus Prime the next and Revoltech Super Galaxy and Arc Gurren Laganns the next day after that

So good.
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>>5468788
Hahaha
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>>5468798
What a weak scrunch. I have no scrunch to humiliate it.
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>>5468796
SB pls go
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>>5468804
>write a script that searches ebay for items that are under a dollar and have free shipping
>auto order 1 thing a day
>get a new present every day!
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>>5468805 here
ooh, and if we're gonna dream the impossible dream, him bringing home other guys/girls and fucking them while I do my best to pleasure them both using only my mouth.
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>>5468809
I remember someone had the one where Twilight said "It is not enough that I succeed" or something like that from that Asian Guy year book pic.
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>>5468757
Well, since Sriracha is from Thailand, I'm guessing they'd be a trap, and would get along with Tobasco rather well.
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>>5468814
>get 10-packs of vinyl screws
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>>5468784
You forgot taunting and teasing.

Sure I KNOW I'm a worthless slut who's barely fit to be used by his cock, but I want him to tell me.
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>>5468814
If I had the money, I'd buy a packet of bricks.
Every single day.
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>>5468814
>>5468822
I don't mean shit that's completely worthless, but stuff that if I were a millionaire wouldn't be a huge drain, like a book or a movie or a CD every day.
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>>5468805
>he locks you up, the pressure against your groin a constant reminder of your servitude
>threatens to "lose" the key if he catches you breaking a rule
>actually does lose the key
"That's alright. You've got such a skillful little hole here," he says as he grasps your jaw.
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>>5468831
>tfw poor college student
>tfw buying CDs at a rate of about a CD a day

feck
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>>5468810
what do you mean?

Also scootaloo<3 I'd fill that filly's hole up every day
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>>5468845
My first job was in a bookstore and I spent half my paycheck every week on books.

My second job was in a music store and I spent my entire paycheck every week on CDs.
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>>5468770
Well, the first pony to come to mind is Twilight. Aside from the obvious advantages of having a unicorn caretaker, she'd be the type to be interested enough to keep me around and let me help out with whatever crazy magic/science experiment she's working on.
Then again, Rarity might actually give me a shot at her lady-parts. I'd totally let her stuff me into her lacy horsepanties and do my best to keep her distracted throughout the day.

Ideally I would end up with Big Macintosh. He seems like he'd be gentle enough that I wouldn't have to worry about his cuddling getting out of hand. Considering how much of a size queen I am he'd be like a dream come true
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>>5468809
and people look at me funny when i water down my soda.
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>>5468832
Would he make me remind myself and him how much I want him to fuck me before "humoring" me by pounding my ass into the ground, maybe only after I promised to wear the new collar he got me?
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>>5468852
You should work in a supermarket
Your habit is worrying
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>>5468864
I did eventually manage to break it.
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>>5468823
>>5468832
>Hot Beef knows you're in to degradation but he's just so happy to have a willing partner he keeps forgetting he's supposed to be denying you
>He's such a sub that he's willing to top you just because he knows it's what you're in to
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>>5468852
>tfw you'll never run out of books to read or music to listen to

the purchases never end
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>Downloading a torrent
>Stalled at 98.6%
>It's an archive so it's useless without all of it
I'M GONNA WRECK EVERYTHING
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>>5468872
Yeah, I've seen it pointed out that most D/s relationships really are all about what the sub wants (the domination) even if you maintain the polite fiction that it's the Dom taking what he wants.
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>>5468877
Torrent-It Tom pls
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>>5468885
No, that's Pirate-It Pat
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>>5468890
why

why do you do this
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>>5468883
That's probably true but it's still bonerlicious.
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>>5468892
the fun doubles when he's here
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>>5468888
Clearly it's Download-It Dominick
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>>5468877
People who make torrents of archives are pretty much the worst.
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>>5468892
Its important to me that everyone knows when I go to sleep
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>>5468902
But you don't post an image when you arrive so I never know if you're actually here or not
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>>5468897
>not usenet-it ulysses
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It's 4 AM.
Why aren't you playing video games?
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>mfw /co/ has already run SheZow into the ground and is currently trying to burrow to the center of the earth
>the cartoon hasn't even aired and will probably end up being a mediocre piece of flash crap

Okay I guess I didn't really want to have fun anyway.
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>>5468898
>It's a h264 video
>pretty much the maximum entropy
>the compressed file is about 2mb smaller than the extracted file
They're terrible
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>>5468853
Well let's say Big Mac was willing to take you in, but he's a pragmatic stallion. What can you offer him for him to be worthy of care?

Keep in mind he's a hard working stallion, and in the little spare time he gets he'll probably need someone to help him relax.
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What if we threw in some abuse and public-use?
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>>5468861
Ah, ah, that's rule number 5. No begging until he says so.
But now look what you've done. His stallion cock is almost fully out, musk overwhelming even from where you are. And as his little toy it's your purpose to please him. He shoves it in as hard and quickly as he can, hilting deep inside you in only a few thrusts. Such a good little mare he's trained...

And now I'm passing out. He loves you, really. Never forget that.
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>>5468909
>playing the vidya

grow up and watch your equines anon
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>>5468909
I am.

Playing this FTL thing. It's really hard.
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>>5468915
ew.
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>>5468909
I'm watching vidya gaem right now
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>>5468906
Holy shit that's a great idea.
Gilda when I wake up. got it
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>>5468929
I'm going to start reporting you for spam if you actually do that
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>>5468915
Public use is never as hot as a single domineering partner.
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>>5468935
>announcing your future reports

Future Reported
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>>5468938
>>5468926
>some of the most extreme shit I can think of is cool on MLPG
>the slightest hint of infidelity and people come out of the woodwork to tell me I'm wrong
I love you too, MLPG.
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>>5468935
>>5468941

You've been duped, I reported you both before 4chan even existed.
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>>5468941
I traveled back to the past and reported directly to moot that you would make this post on this exact date.

The men are already on their way. You cannot escape.
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>>5468955
>>5468958

>past reporting

fuck, i wasn't trained for this
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>>5468949
EA please keep being cool. I don't know what I want to RP yet, but I'll work with you tomorrow.
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>>5468912
But WAS HIS AUNT BUT HE'S SHEZOW NOW
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>>5468960
No, you've got me all wrong.
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>>5468949
I didn't say you were wrong. I get the appeal behind public use I was just explaining why I don't prefer it.

I just find it kinda boring. Tie a character down and they get fucked by lots of others, the end.

With sub/dom though there's so many other forms of abuse possible.
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>>5468966
What if my dom watched over the proceedings, stopping those who got out of line with me?

Only he gets to hit me that hard.
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>>5468949
For what it's work, I think public use is pretty cool
I'm like this close to camwhoring for the general but I feel like I have way too much chub and body hair to pull off this little skirt
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>>5468969
Oh subby.
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>>5468971
>im-fucking-plying
submissive sluts who can't even pass are like the ultimate fetish.
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This thread got really gay for OC zebras.

What the fuck.
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>>5468978
>implying this thread hasn't always been gay
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>>5468971
... MLPG camwhoring?

Truly we /soc/ now.
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>>5468969
Getting aroused from being hit? And having a master who would do anything to protect you because you are his alone to abuse and degrade?
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>>5468978
I'm gay for all kinds of things.

I really like it when the sub is large and powerful and the dom is smaller.
Maybe not COMPLETELY smaller. Huge dicks are always a plus.
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>>5468978
>>5468985
The gay was always inside you, MLPG.
But now it is free.
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>>5468971
>Camwhoring
no
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What is even going on in this thread? What are you people even talking about? I can't follow all these conversations at all!
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>>5468914
I'd to my best to make sure he wakes up nice and satisfied every morning.
Hopefully I wouldn't be to small to give him a nice relaxing rubdown on his powerful, taught legs every night. Beyond that, there's not much I could do.
I could wear some tiny smartypants pajamas, if that would help? Or would it just weird him out, having a little doll kneading his massive ponynuts?
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>>5469000
COCKS COCK COCKS
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I was just thinking. Icepack seems like a Zedonk. He looks kind of awkward, he's timid...
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>>5469004

Go to the fucking old thread you idiot.
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>>5469009
But he's not sterile. That clashes with my headcanon.
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>>5469009
> retarded cow-horse thing
Goddamn it no.
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>>5469009
Oh, mao, that's quite the zedonk!
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>>5469011
but last time I did that it turned into pony family planning discussion

Why should I have to take my crazy beliefs elsewhere? Why can't you either ignore or turn on a recursive filter when something you don't like shows up?
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>>5469011
This is the power of weekend Generals. Let them be, and let their lust bloom.

>>5469015
He is sterile as shit.
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>>5469009
Would you a zorse MLPG?
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>>5469018
>cow-horse

I hope you are being facetious.
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>>5469029
I am. Still looks like a cow horse thing.
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>>5469025
Haha joke's on you shit isn't sterile you're thinking of pee!
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>>5469015
He's canon infertile man
Your fanon is dumb and wrong
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>>5469009
What does that make Hotbeef?
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>>5469049
>>5469027
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>>5469048
No, GG is just wrong about his OC.
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>>5469049
The world's greatest unknown breeder.
Shame he's gay.
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>>5469053
>people who argue with canon
truly worse than hitler.
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>>5469052
>>5469048
So Hotbeef is a super fertile gay Zhorse who will be forever alone?
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>>5469049
An excessively fertile zebra that shoots very small loads?
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>>5469061
>people who argue with cannons
ded
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>>5469063

>super fertile

Why did these words alone give me a boner?
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As long as we're gay as fuck, I invite you to take this quick survey on pony/zebra genital preferences:

Dick length:
Girth:
Ball size:
Musk (y/n):
Veiny (y/n):
Quantity of output:
Time length of output:
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>>5469070
Because super-fertile women are exactly what you're designed to want?
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>>5469070
Good question. It doesn't even matter if he's super fertile or not. He's gay AND chronically alone.
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>>5469074
Dick length: Very large
Girth: Very large
Ball size: Very large
Musk (y/n): Very yes
Veiny (y/n): No, thank you
Quantity of output: Very little
Time length of output: Average, with quick recovery
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>>5469074
size: large human, girthy
Walnut-sized balls.

musky with no veins, 30-40mL, 15 seconds
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>>5469064

>on millilitre of hot beef's semen is enough to impregnate a dozen mares in earnest.
>Nurse Redheart stalks him with a plastic tub hoping to make a dime off his output.
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>>5469074
18-36 inches
3-6 inches
4-8 inches diameter
very musky
slightly veiny
several pints
30 seconds minimum
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>>5469087
> Hot Beef is always on the look out for someone to play with while also trying to stay hidden from the ravenous mares of Ponyville
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>a pony's massive nuts will never slap roughly against yours
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>>5469099
> Hotbeef constantly stalks Icepack because he's the gayest looking citizen of Ponyville.
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>>5469104
>A stallion will never snap his ball-bra over your face to teabag you at maximum velocity
>>
No homo
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>>5469108
What?
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>>5469116
>>
ded
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>>5469125

We choked on dick.
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>>5469136
You call that bigger?
Come on
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>>5469125
everybody finished
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>>5469142
I didn't realize it was like that
I wasn't even masturbating
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I cant wait until the show features Appaloosa again and Braeburn and LSH are shown to be an item.

I can almost taste the tears.
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>>5469156
Same here. I fapped earlier. I was just wanting to tease you guys a bit talking about big throbbing stallion cocks with fat, dripping flares and enormous, musky balls.
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>>5469172
I can't wait for Trixie to return
With Braeburn as her assistant
Wearing a showgirl's outfit

I know it's not going to happen but goddamn I want it so bad
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>>5469183

>wanting Trixie

So she can say she's great and powerful right?

Seriously that's her only joke. It's not even funny.
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Does MLPG use subtle horse wallpapers?
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>>5469187
>neighsayers

>>5469189
nah mines a roger dean print
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>>5469189
>subtle
It's my computer, the fuck do I care
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>>5469187
Maybe?
I'm sorry, I just like arrogant showman types
I feel like there's a decent amount of potential there beyond the whole talking in the third person thing.
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>>5469189
On my work machine I have a couple, why?
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>>5469198

Sorry, studio is going to cater to the bronies.

You'll get your grimdark and tragic backstory and tearful woobie redemption plot and like it.
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Any good horseboners lately?
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>>5469205

Every time you ask that all the horse boners go limp
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>>5469189
I use one for my phone
And I just now realized it looks like a flag, fuck
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>>5469203
Honestly, I will probably enjoy it regardless of how awful it is
I'm just a sucker for colorful horses
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>>5469199
I was just curious.
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>>5469189
sure
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>>5469214
What kind of pony is that?
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>>5469214
What's that even supposed to be

Also why does your phone look that way
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>>5469223
>implying that's subtle
get
on
my
level
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>>5469224
>>5469225
Panko's cutie mark
And it looks like that because of ricing
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>>5469224
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>>5469234

WAT
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>>5469189
For my iPad. My PC wallpaper is a subtle Bebop wallpaper.
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>>5469223
>>5469232
Get on MY level
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>>5469238
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZA1vaGI8EA
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>>5469238
Carbon fiber
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>>5469260
>tfw not the carbon based lifeform you wish you were
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>>5469234
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Which pony was a fiend, before they became a teen?
Did any pone melt microphones instead of cones of icecream?
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>>5469004
I d'awwed at that mental image for some reason.

I wonder if he'd let you sleep on his nuts. Do you think it'd be like a mattress?
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>>5469296
I hope he would. A big, warm, churning mattress? Sounds great

Although, I think I'd rather he let me sleep underneath them
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>>5469296
>mattress nuts

Oh man this is so close to something I'm working on.
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>>5469316
You damn well better post it when you're done
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>>5469308

>sleep peacefully under pone's warm, churning balls
>wake up next morning
>try to get up
>cant
>trapped
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Can someone tell Archive that FiMchan't /fic/ board is acting all screwy? I'm trying to start a thread and keep getting errors.
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>>5469285
>do that outside once
>wind blows
>all those small shits stick to my clothing
Truly a terrible feel
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>>5469333
I will but you might not like it. I'm the guy who posted those fetishy ERP stories earlier.
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>>5469344
Oops this was meant for:
>>5469329
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>>5469333
>Struggle a bit to try to wake up your stallion
>Go back to sleep
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serious question: If a man puts a mare vagina fleshlight in his ass and i fuck that flesh light is it gay?
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>>5469350

>your stallion
>implying you aren't his property
>implying he isn't perfectly awake and aware of you
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>>5469349
It's alright, the thread's slow enough that I caught your meaning

I'll take my chances, I'd rather read something and go through the "neat, why, disgusting" progression then never have the chance at all
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>>5469356
It's not gay if the balls don't touch and there's no eye contact.
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>>5469356
If balls don't touch that's fully hetero
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>>5469359
>Implying it matters if he's aware of me or not
>Implying I'm not using "my stallion" like I would use "my master" or "my owner"
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>Someone in a Dota 2 tournament uses a Dash avatar
well shit
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>>5469372
what if the balls touch just a little? there has to be some room in the rule for a little accidental ballsack touching.
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>>5469359

What if Stallion is keeping you there until his musk settles into your skin, marking you as his own.
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>>5469386
I seriously hope you aren't watching tobi's stream.
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>>5469365
If you didn't like either of those other stories I regret to say that you probably won't even make it to the ball-bed scene.
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>>5469396
I figured that would have happened the first few times he doused me in a wave of cum, but if that's what he wants then who am I to say no?
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>>5469415
But I am
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>>5469417
I enjoyed the Blueblood one but didn't read the incest one because that seemed a bit over-the-top

But fuck it, I'll give it a shot
Any idea when you're gonna post it or is it still in that vague "not yet" state?
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>>5469394
Ball contact is your leeway
You're still indirectly fucking a dude in the ass
Besides, what's your hangup over a little gay sex, anyway?
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>>5469421
typical fucking ponyfag watching the worst caster in existence i shouldn't even be surprised after the piss invaded this general just a bunch of casuals in i bet you don't even have a positive win ration or wait better yet you only fucking watch competitive games because you're too afraid and beta (such traits come with being a pony gay faggot) to actually play the game enjoy your stupid aussie yelling for no fucking reason you uneducated gaylord
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>>5469430
It's not yet finished and my writing partner's away.

We might finish it tomorrow night.

It's fairly subdued near the beginning but it does get kind of crazy as it goes on. That's just what happens when you have two sick fucks bouncing ideas off each other.
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>>5469437
So would it not be gay if the other guy was a eunuch?
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>>5469447
Fair enough, carry on then

>>5469450
Nah, nulls are fair game
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>>5469438
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>>5469234
>>5469238
Late as fuck
But that's a neat-o technique for painting irregular objects with a pattern
You put a pattern on a water soluble substrate, lay it on the water, the substrate dissolves leaving the paint floating on top undisturbed

Dip your shit in and get it painted. They need to do it with a reflective paint so you can trick someone into thinking they're in the matrix
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we ded

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nkScLSCPdc
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>>5469510
See what happens when you like tubbi wan fuck nobi?
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>>5469510
Slow thread are usually decent though. Also, you think she could make some decent lemonade?
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>>5469522
How do you make lemonade with a pony?
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>>5469528
Lemons, water and sugar.
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>>5469522
Maybe, but I'd rather have a daiquiri made by this guy
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Goodnight MLPG.
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My hoof is grabbing my pudge, but there is so much that a bit of it spills over~
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>>5469572
>>5469573
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>>5469573
>pudge
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>>5469573
Vinyl plz
you need to convince one of your stallion pals to do a similar reference for horsejunk
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>>5469573
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>>5469586
This needs to exist
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>>5469601
"Well howdy, partner! I heard you needed a bit of assistance with the accuracy of your drawings!"
"Anything I can do to help out a friend-of-a-friend?"
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>>5469617
o-oh god
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>>5469617
Well, I'm having a bit of a problem with this part here.
No matter how hard I try, I just can't get this fleshy bit right!
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>>5469619
"Shucks, t'aint nothing to be ashamed of. Now I know I'm not the largest stallion around but from my perspective average is what you should be lookin' for if you're trying' to draw some reasonable ponyporn!"

>>5469630
"w-well if you need a closer look I guess we'll see what our horned friend can do"
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Why the fuck are we so dead?
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>>5469662
I killed them all
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>>5469662
I swear, its like some of you guys were not here when the horse was slow to dead in /co/.
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>>5469666
I hate to admit it, but I wasn't there for that sort of situation

This kind of ded makes me very uncomfortable
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EQLA STRAM WHERE

I FROGOT LINK
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>>5469666
I don't remember us being that slow
Maybe I just have terrible memory
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>>5469639
Dude, thanks a lot.You've no idea how helpful that is.
Hm, do you mind making it a lil bigger? I want to get a maximum of details.
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>>5469682
It's like having an OC as your favorite.
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I want to see an Anne Frank pony
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>tfw eating a green bell pepper

You know I've always avoided bell peppers just because I have a very low spice tolerance even though everyone's told me that they're really not spicy at all, but today's the first time I just tried eating one.

And they were right. This is nothing. Even my pansy tongue can handle it.
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>>5469681
"Sure, I don't see any harm in being a bit bigger. Be sure to take a good look at the mottling pattern! Now, that's gonna' be different in every stallion, but you get the idea, right?
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>>5469702
Try a yellow bell pepper. They're really sweet and juicy.
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>>5469702
>Eating hot peppers
>Not Figging
>Stepitup.exe
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I've missed the past few sessions of Raisin Quest; just went to try to catch up, but I can only find the most recent one on the /q/ board of the sub (Why do we only have 5 pages?) and the archive stopped updating when they moved there.
Am I out of luck?
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>>5469736
wow real fucking oroginal colors right there do night steal right ? Honestly at least other OC fucks just colors at the opposite end of the wheel before calling it their ownl.
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>>5468396
>>5468385
Ahaha, what the fuck is this holyshit

anyone has a link to the video pls ?
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>>5469573
>>5469586
>>5469617
>>5469639
>>5469708
>tfw LK opened up a whole new brand of tutorial
i like it
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>>5469763
>not responding in a manner that allows me to continue in character
sadbraeburn.png
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>>5469760
That's a pic Rose did when she was working with Jr to help make the character's colours a bit nicer. Probably should have edited it before posting so it didn't look like I was claiming it was mine or something
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>>5469779
>it didn't look like I was claiming it was mine or something
It's not the first time this's happened.
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>>5469779
I'm pretty sure something along these lines happened last time that image was posted and I'm pretty sure the person you're responding to is actually committing some clever tomfoolery to lead you in to discomfort
>>
P
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>>5469763
People really do seem to like that angle of things I guess. It's interesting.

Rollin'

Odds - Draw
Evens - Vidya
Dubs - Bed
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>>5469795
Ha ha!
What are you drawing?

tell me it's stallions getting bigger?
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Remember to brush your pony's teeth daily, MLPG
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>>5469799
nah just some covers for fanfics
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>>5469807

LK pls stram.
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how to get drunk best
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So, is "Wreck-it Ralph" worth seeing, or is it just "US GAYMERS, HUH: The Movie"?
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>>5469819
Do a shot per shitpost
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>>5469828
He'll be dead by lunch
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>>5469799
Not sure. Probably butts.
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>>5469822
"US GAYMERS, HUH: The Movie" + formulaic CGI children's jokes
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>>5469819
What do you have available to you?

Assuming you've prepared properly: Take shots of your liquor of choice in between glasses of wine.
Once you're a few drinks in move on heavy mixed drinks
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W̴̫͑ͭ̾ͥ̊̕ĕ͚͈̊ͫ̍͐ͨ̓͜͟'̨̛̯̻̺̪̗͉̩̔ͬͪl̴͍̭̣̬̻ͬͭ̿͂̒͊̉́͞͞l̶
͉͕̳͚̇͋̀͌̅͐ͤ̓́̚͢ ̷͍̝̯̯͙̙͎̗̜ͤ̓̇͐ͤͫ̿͒̾n̴͔͚ͩ̋̾ͩe̯̰̠̜̳̩͎̙̅ͯv̴̧̽̅͛͗̊͒̋̚҉̲̺
̦̼e̛̬͔͕͍̯͊ͯͦ̂ͅr̬̾͐ͨͅ ̵̵̙̩̩̘͚̮͐̽ͧ͑ͅb̴̦̣̟̲̗͒̆ͨeͤ̓̓̀̌͢͏̼͔̫̤͉̦͖͙ ̨͚̣̱̠̳̰͈͖̔̄ͫ̈́̌̈́̓͠a̗͓͆̄ͩ͘p͖̩̪͕͖͛̽͋̊̊̏ͣ͋͟͡a̢̠̦̮̮͉ͧͤ̌
͊ͩ̉̍͒̉͜͞r̙̗̦̹̗ͭͣ̒́̊̚̚t̵̗̼ͨ͆ ̍̀̽̅ͤ̊̓͗҉͖͓͖a̖͉͂̇̽͑͐ͧ̚g̭̐̉ͨ̓͐ͅa̷̱̮̱̞̩̺̗ͤ͐͌̓ͩ͛ͣ͝ͅî͎̮ͩ
ͣ̌̐̇́̀̚͠n̴̵̡͕̹͇̊ͭ̍̋̓.̷̜̝̊̉ͥ̋͌̚͟
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>>5469819
Put a bottle of liquor up your ass.
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>>5469848
Chance, please
You're dead
Stop bothering us
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>>5469851
"Do not think that I am through with you."
and people are saying that the quest is ending soon
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>>5469813
Sorry. I'm already pretty tired as-is, so I won't last very long if I do stream.
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>>5469859
>Implying I give a shit about the ramblings of a ghost
>Implying I give a shit about the ramblings of anonymous
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2ded4me
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steamy hot pony cuddles
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>>5469875
>Over 10 minutes
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>>5469937
I would cuddle a excessively warm pony
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>>5469935
>>5469875
11 minutes
RIP in Peace MLPG
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>>5469835
>>5469795
LK
please
please LK
draw celestia erotic
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>>5469940
>Not thinkign about scarf
>No quest archive update so I can't post it myself
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>>5469966
i got your back bro
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>>5469982
Thank you sir
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I was talking to a cool guy on twitter, and he was of the opinion that all the male villains suck and they should stick to moon horse and bug horse (He got real exited when I told him changelings were coming back in the comics.)
Would you agree?
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LK when will there be Renne quest porn?
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>>5469982
>>5469993
We Renne quest now?
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>>5469997
I do feel the female villains are sexier than the male ones, but I feel this opinion will change with Lord Somber.
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>>5469998
Do you have a pencil? I think I'll leave this one for other people, sorry.
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>>5469997
>All the male villains
By my count there has been a single male villain
While I don't think he should return in S2, I hope Friendship is Magic lasts long enough for him to return in a meaningful manner

I do like both moon and bug horse but I'm not sure how moondemon can come back without ruining Luna and bugmonster probably needs some time to chill in the badlands before she returns.
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>>5470014
By that, you mean you're not fundamentally opposed to such a thing?
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>>5470019
Of course he's not
He told the people writing saffronbutts that they shouldn't be ashamed of writing greentext when he's in the thread
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>>5470019
>>
Which pone do you most want to do things with?
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What colour is chronicle?
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>>5470034
Pink poddo.
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>>5470041
Oh wow.
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>>5470045
I haven't figured that out quite yet. I left it open for people, and I've seen a few pics where he's kind of a sandy color. I kinda like it.
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>>5470034
I want to let her relax and take some time off
Even if that means indulging whatever weird fantasies she might have or even just let her bask in glorious abuse of her powers.
I want to see a goddess of a thousand years let her hair down and do what she really wants, for once
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>>5470041
Ha, awesome!
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>One Bad Apple is the bullying episode

Well okay.

Also we ded.
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>>5470070
You know, I just realized that all the Apples have accessories. But we only ever seem to obsess over AJ's hat.
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>>5470091
I'd rather see an episode about Big Mac's yoke than Applejack's hat
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>>5470054

In that case, behold my masterpiece.
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>>5470086
>DT and SS convince AB to hang with them
>AB becomes a bitch to SB and SC
>DT and SS are still bitches
>AB learns lesson
Transparent as fuck
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>>5470103
It actually involves AB's cousin coming to visit, getting invited to join the CMCs, and rejecting the offer.

lrn 2 read
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>>5470103
Actually, AB's cousin is the bully.
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>>5470103
Do you even pone
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>>5470109
>>5470110
what the fuck
I thought we just had titles
Where are you getting these summaries
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>that Pinkie

MAH DICK
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>>5470101
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>>5470121

shutup Rincewind, you're not even a real wizard.
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>>5470120
>AJ's pose
Holy unf
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>>5470119
DHN nigga
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>>5470120
>sultry pinkie
worst characterization.
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If you don't use 24-hour time I don't want to know you
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>>5470136
Alright, do you think Babs Seed is going to be an apple or an orange?
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>>5470101
are you the guy who kept saying this needs to be done?
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>>5470153
Considering the tittle, she'll be an apple.
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>>5470120
AJ and Fluttershy are my favorite; girls being lonely and frustrated during masturbation is the best.
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>>5470139
But why?
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Which pone has the most snugglable belly?
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>>5470188
There's nothing about her childish canon personality that implies she'd be like that. Rarity on the other hand.
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>>5470188
Every one of those bodies is exactly the fucking same
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>>5470188
>Fluttershy not the oldest
DYEWTS?
also sultry Pinkie is just so off for her
lovey-dovey-feely kind of affection would fit better i think
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>>5470188
Fucking flat faces.
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>Jailbait's tumblr
Did I miss a discussion about mixing coke and milk!?
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>tfw an image I made ended up in a Pony Thread Simulator video
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>you will never subsist on your horsebando's candy pony semen
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>>5470221
Really? Are there posts from the general in there?
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>>5470208
I imagine her beinh giggly and playful about it, and making up bullshit challenges for you.
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>tfw sun on your screens
>tfw sun on your neck
>tfw you want it to be cold

FUCKS SAKE ITS WINTER
ACT LIKE IT
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>>5470101
>>5470045
A little late since I was off doing things, but I proposed these colours for his mane and eyes in the quest thread last session, since the only pic we had so far only gave him a coat colour.
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>>5470245
>>tfw sun on your screens
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3ir9HC9vYg
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>>5470245
>tfw these kind of posts make Celestia cry
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>>5470254
Also, I still hold that "OH GOD HE'S GOING TO KILL US ALL" was a perfectly reasonable response to this fucking face.
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>>5470270
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>>5470270
Does it look like I give a fuck
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>>5470290
I honestly want to see a flashback episode of Celestia/Luna just to see if Celestia had pink hair back then..
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>Playing GTA 3 in bed on my Nexus 7
>With a sixaxis
>While switching into the ded General every so often
>Doing the entire thing on my side

I fucking love technology
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>>5470271
he was just... really happy about getting the wings i guess...
i admit it spooked me at first
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>>5470270
Why is she so insecure?
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>>5470292
Well, at least you don't have to worry about your heart overheating.
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>>5470307
She has very low self-esteem.
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Where does pink-hair-Celestia come from, anyway

Is it referenced in-show or is it just a fanon/merch thing
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>>5470320
Intro
In the storybook
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>>5470304
Actually, her hair was green, according to s02 opening.
Pink hair - retarded brony shit.
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>>5470320
Do you even watch the first episode of the show?
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If you could be any pone race, pone gender and pone age, what would you choose?

What would your cutie mark be?
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>>5470331
Celestia looks cute in pink hair imo
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>>5470330
>>5470332
Oh right, I haven't watched the pilots in forever because they are shit.
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>>5470346
You better check yo self before you shrek yo self
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>>5470333
I would be a pretty Earth pony mare. My cutie mark would be a banjo.
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>>5470318
She's an immortal magical princess!
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>>5470345
I want bronies to leave
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>>5470346
>not feeling a lump in your throat at this scene
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>>5470333
Unicorn, female, newborn. Want to do that from start to finish.

>having a cutie mark at that age
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>>5470331

The only window that depicted her with green hair also depicted luna with the wrong color hair, and an ocean and sky that were the wrong colors.

It was a false color stained glass window.
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>>5470345
Agreed.

>>5470358
Why so mad?
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>>5470363
>getting feels from stilted, blocky dialogue
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>>5470372
FS to the rescue
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>>5470363
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>New So Great and Powerful song
>He still hasn't stopped with the singing
>It's not even sampled from the show
God damn it
Why won't he just go back to Pogo quality and style shit

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWBA2LCjnlM
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>>5470320
>>5470320
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When you are ready:
>>5470400
>>5470400
>>5470400
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>>5470372
>The only window that depicted her with green hair also depicted luna with the wrong color hair

So it was wrong in that illustrated storybook as well.

Your move atheists.
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>>5470305
Oh hey, there's an Android version of GTA 3. Sweet.
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>>5470405
>way too early

Please don't do this.
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>>5470405
>10 images early
>When we're dead
THIS IS FUCKING NOT OK
STOP THIS SHIT
MAKING A GENERAL IS NOT SOMETHING TO TAKE PRIDE IN
ESPECIALLY IF YOU HAVE TO CHEAT

YES I MAD
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>>5470392
huh. It;s alright, not as good as the original six though, what a shame
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>>5470430
I'm not going there too anyway
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>>5470421
>>5470430
What are you

>refresh

Oh.
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(≧∇≦)/
>>
big
swollen
juddering
mareteats
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we are going to need fenix down in this shit
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>>5470465
oh my
i would like a mouthful of mareteats
twilight's milk greentext pls oh god i didn't save it
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did GG post that animation?
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operation: kil throd

engage
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>>5470496
i-is the ride finally over?
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>>5470496
Feck of AB
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Oh fuck did I miss it?
Is season 3 here yet?
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>>5470550
hue
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>>5470561
yup, ya blew it
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>>5470561

Sorry anon it is all over you missed season 3 we are in hiatus again
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>>5470550
I would ride that horse, non-sexually.
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>>5470561
yes
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>>5470576
>>5470573
FUCK
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>>5470576
>post S3 hiatus
WOULD YOU SNIFF SOMBRA'S DARK UNICORN NUTS?
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I like Flying Saucer; he watches the show.
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>>5470590
you talkin shit about my husbando?
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>>5470597
>liking sombra
really?
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>>5470591

A strange habit I know, but how else can I find all those background pones
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>>5470607
>Implying Sombra x Cheeselegs isn't the OTP
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>>5470607
Bitch please. I'm gay for that horse.
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>>5470591
>>5470612
>all this samefagging

this is so pathetic it even hurts
sentenal-level
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>>5470622

I wonder if his weird horn and glowing eyes will get an explanation or just be left because
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DADADADADADADARAINBOWDASH
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>>5470618
>not Twily and Shining Armor
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DEATH TO OLD HORSE
NEW HORSE STRONG
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>>5470645
>Not Lyra x Spike
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>>5470645
silly anon, we all know that best twilight ship is twidash
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>>5470658
Lyra isn't Spike's sister.
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>>5470662
SAYS WHO
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>>5470669
in your headcanon...
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>>5470662
>mfw
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>>5470682
>sex with apples.jpg
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New Thread?
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>>5470702
BLUE THREAD
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>>5470702
I think we've moved over into the early thread now. Marker's been moved, at any rate.
>>5470405
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>>5471082
How do you feel about making out with the tip of a futa marecock, thrusting your tongue into her urethra as she squeals with a full bladder?
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>>5471121
I would prefer to use double-ended hollow sound. On both of her urethras.
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>>5471168
Threaded through her so you can hold it straight and peer through her body, or stuffed in both ends from the outside, so she can piss through her cock and feel it surge back into her bladder from the rear?
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>>5471182
I would insert one end into my cock until it was all the way into my bladder, then insert the other end into her tight mare urethra, making her squeal with pleasure as it entered her bladder.
Slowly moving back and forth, pressing the tip of my cock against her peehole, making the sound slide back and forth in both our urehtras, I would stroke her marecock until it was hard, making her moan with pleasure.
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>>5471219
I bet the sensation of her hot urine rushing into your bladder from her overfull one would be quite nice. Unless you've got to go more than she does, and she squeals from your piss flooding into her body.

And she'd be a good little mare for you and keep her erect cock from squirting pee. Her bladder and urinary tract is yours to play with as you see fit after all. What if she gave you direct control of it? You'd be able to send her into overdrive and swell her bladder with urine at will.
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>>5471267
I'd ask her to fill me up, and enjoy the sensation of her delightfully warm marepiss flowing into my bladder and stretching it out as it filled up, making it feel like I really had to pee. I'd then pull the sound lightly out of me, pushing it further into her, so that it left my bladder. Holding her piss in my aching bladder, I would start stroking my cock and bumping the tip against the opening of her urethra while fingering her marecock with my other hand and making her squirm with pleasure.
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what the hell am i reading
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>>5471369

>>5470400
>>5470400
>>5470400
>>5470400
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>>5471359
She'd probably moan from the sensation of your fingers teasing and wiggling inside her throbbing cock, winking hard as you poked her sounded mareurethra with your erection.

What would you do if she shuddered, her bladder slowly refilling as her sound causes her to leak slightly all over your glans? Or if she begged you to thrust your fingers deeper into her marecock? If she could stretch, would you fist her male urethra as she wails and babbles with pleasure?
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>>5471434
I would slowly stretch out her marecock, gradually inserting more fingers as it stretched out and teasing the inside of her urethra with my fingers, eliciting gasps of delight from her. Once all my fingers were in, I'd slowly push my entire hand inside and begin to fist her well-stretched urethra, pounding against her bladder and making making piss from her rapidly refilling bladder gush out through the sound and into my cock, stretching my urethra and pushing against my strained bladder as I hold her pee inside me.
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>>5471507
As you'd piston your arm in and out of her cock, listening to her cry out and moan as she begs you to use her body in any way you want, you'd feel her cock tensing and her body nearing climax. With you blocking up her erection, the only way her seed would have to go is into her bladder to mix with her piss and spray out of her sound. Would you let her spurt her urine-laced cum into your bladder or force her to simply fill herself up until you're both desperately trying to hold in the contents of your bladders?
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>>5471576
I'd continue thrusting my hand into her while simultaneously stroking myself. As she finally climaxed, gushing spurts of her horse semen into her bladder, I would let go too, firing load after load of semen through the sound and into her bladder. Soon I would follow it up by releasing my bladder and pushing our mixed piss back into her and mixing with my continuing spurts of jizz, filling her bladder to the bursting point and causing her to moan loadly from the sensation of fullness in her bladder.
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>>5471671
She'd groan and shudder as her seed swelled her bladder, gasping and moaning loudly as you pumped her full of your own cum. Her thick horsecock would flare as it clenched and fluttered around your arm, her body trying to dislodge your fist even as it spurted her thick semen down into her bladder. As her body bulged with piss and spunk she'd shakily thank you, her voice wavering as she told you how much she loved the feeling of your sperm and pee inside her bladder, making her feel so utterly full.

Trembling and smiling at you she'd ask how you'd like her to empty herself, or if you'd prefer to simply watch her squirm. Her rear legs would wobble as she winked furiously, patiently awaiting your answer.
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>>5471732
I'd re-adjust the sound, inserting it into my bladder again and tell her to push it back inside me again.
As she began to relieve herself through the sound, squeezing every drop of our piss and cum into my bladder, stretching it more than it had ever been stretched before, I would gasp and shudder with the pleasure of fullness. Once she could squeeze no more in, I'd pull the sound out of my cock, letting it spurt the remaining urine and jizz from her bladder all over my balls and belly.
Practically dancing with the urge to go, I would insert my cock into her dripping cunt, causing more squirts of piss to gush out of the sound as my cock stretched out her vagina, putting pressure on her bladder.
With renewed vigor, I would start thrusting my piss-drenched cock into her, making her moan with pleasure with each time I bottomed out inside her. As I finally came again, I would release my bladder deep inside her, filling up her waiting womb with our combined piss and cum.
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>>5471844
The instant you thrust into her she'd yelp and bite her lip, winking hard as her sounded bladder sprays urine onto the floor and all over your balls. Shouting your name, she'd plead for you to rut her harder, gasping and panting as your urine-soaked erection slammed against the entrance to her womb again and again. Soon she'd be slapping her cock against her belly involuntarily, wailing and groaning with need as you worked your way towards another climax. That last thrust would push her over the edge, horse cum flooding from her cock and sounded maresex as your orgasm mixed with the release of your bladder. Rolling her eyes back she'd let out a lilting cry as her innermost depths surged full of hot piss, your thick cum and her own glue-like sperm.
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>>5471941
That about wraps it up, I guess?
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>>5471977
I'm certainly all wrapped up.

It's always a pleasure to have this kind of fun. <3
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>>5472003
It certainly is. Sorry I haven't been on MLPG much lately, due to being busy playing WoW.
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>>5472010
I've taken to email for some more extreme work, but I find the asynchronous nature of it lends itself well to the format.

If you get any ideas, shoot me a mail and we can explore them.
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>>5472029
Thanks. I don't write fics outside of greentexts in MLPG as much as I used to. Sent you an e-mail so you've got my address. ;)


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