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Topic: Discuss the possibility of a higher entity (higher than Celestia) existing in Equestria.
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>dicks
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>>5462889
huh... super celestian?
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Twilight absorbs Celestia and Luna and becomes the Pony Queen.
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>>5462889

There already is one.

It's Rarity.
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I Scootaloo best pegasus?
Or just best filly?
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>>5462923
>big, meaty, horsedicks
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If horses could speak, their god would be a horse as well.
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>>5462889
Well, Discord exsists, So it's possibler that Harmony would be his counterpart.

And He'd probably be absolute opposite, in every way. Probably to the point where he's a villain simply because his version of order is much, much too extreme (from dealing with Discord all the damn time)
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>>5462889

>walking gods

There is none higher than her excellency.
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>>5462938
>slapping all over my face
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This tiny apple pone is pretty cute.
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need more little girl show?

come to littlegirlshow

http://www.synchtube.com/r/littlegirlshow
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>>5462938
>big meaty coltdicks in tight pink panties
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I'd still like to hear back from femanons on horse balls
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>>5462937
BEST EVERYTHING
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So you would put your human penis in her pony vagina?
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>>5462964

Look at this.

This is pure cute. Nothing about this pony is not cute.
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Why is there less waifu discussion in these threads nowadays?
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>>5462964

Bad at puns, though.

...Assuming you can even read it...
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>>5462972
What do you mean?
Hefty, churning, hot horseballs are the best, but I don't know what you want to hear exactly
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>>5462993
her fucking accent isn't cute
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Seriously are there ANY new horseboners in the past few days?
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1-3 Fap
4-6 I want to get off
7-9 NSII
0 First Response
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>>5462889
jesus christ our lord and savior

http://christwire.org/2012/02/the-sick-truth-behind-my-little-pony-meetups/
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>>5462996
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>>5462996

>less

Well by all means start it up faggot, I swear, whenever you guys want to talk about something you just sit on your ass and expect people to do it for you.
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>>5463005
I keep telling you
Fetish it dead
It was run over by a train
LOTS AND LOTS OF TRAINS
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>>5462989

Shut up, Stormy.
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>>5462999
>The Return of Queen Chrysalis

This is already the best comic ever
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>>5462970
>colts dancing around the house in all-over print panties
I'm not gay, I just wanna boogie to some Marvin
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>>5462969
Oh yeah who all up in there atm? it's derp
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>>5463005
There's the colt blueblood story someone posted
but that's it as far as I know
it's a sad, sad thing
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Don't wanna try, don't wanna try, don't wanna try no more
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>>5463005
No.
Wanna make one?
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>>5463018
That website is satire
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>>5463004

You shut your filthy whore mouth.
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>>5462999
I'm getting progressively more excited
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>>5463038
>mfw that story

what have I become
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>>5463046
i know, it's still mildly funny though
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>>5463043
You could lie in bed, like your mama said, "Don't just do something, sit around instead"
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When does the comic come out, anyway?
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>>5463000
Opinions in general. Do you like closeups? Do you not like to see them at all. Would you like to hold them between your fingers? Ball busting? Do you like when they swing back and forth violently as he thrusts? Do you like them hanging loose and pendulus? Pulled up tight? Big and elliptical? Small and round? Pink and wrinkly? Black and shiny? Are they of interest? Are they nothing more than an anatomical detail?
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>>5462999
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Yes, Christ.
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>>5463082

Last week of November, I believe.
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>>5463024
OK, I guess I will, then.

You are lying on your death-bed after a long happy life with your waifu, and you have 30 seconds to relay any last words. What are they?
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>>5463083
stop giving me boners anon
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LETTING THE DAYS GO BY

only 7 left
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>>5463102
boco I want to tousle your hair~
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>>5463107
It's your fault
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>>5463113
I was asking femanons, guyanon.
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>>5463107
What a shame.
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>>5463127
>implying there are femanons here
You're talking to guys
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>>5463107

Looks like it'll all be ogre soon.
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>>5463045
Yes. But I'm evading a temp ban so it's inconvenient to post.
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>>5463074
Real life Christians are much more insane.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgFWtK2AoPk
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>>5463083
>Pulled up tight
>Big and elliptical
These for sure, I would like to knead them with my fingers or stuff them in my mouth
Bonus points if they're stuffed into too-small underwear (panties are always good, bras are way under-utilized)
And of course, bigger is always better
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>>5463115

Who would be David Byrne's favorite pony?
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>>5463119

I think the word is "tussle".
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There are higher beings than Celestia (Discord, Chrysalis on Silver Surfer's love steroids), but there are no beings WITH BETTER BADUNKADUNKS than her.
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>>5463072
I know right? It's hot enough when he's a grown stallion, but a little colt growing huge and demanding you worship him?

I'd go pedo for Blueblood.
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>>5463166
boco I am not going to fight your hair

also I forgot which pones were your favorites tell me so my brain remembers
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>>5463166
It's not. Not in that context.
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>>5463171

>implying the student has not surpassed the master
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>>5463107
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>>5463157
Zecora

I don't care if she's not a pony, he'd have fun making music with her
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>>5463179

Twilight, Fluttershy, Sweetie Belle, Linky, and Cadence.
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>>5463143
Wonder what for
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>>5463005

There's that thing Atryl drew of Trixie.

i don't normally like anthro but UNF
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>>5463157
He'd like the Flower Trio

Because Flowers

Either that or Featherweight, because he's got a little peepee
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>>5463182
No way. Power-wise or BADUNKADUNK-wise, Sunbutt is bettar than Purple Autist.
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Your favorite Christian pony just sinfully tooted
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>>5463204
.....linky?
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>>5463206
It wasn't for ERP if that's what you're implying.
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>>5463229
Have you seen Celestia? The ass is non-existent
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>>5463191
dXNlIGhleCBvciBiYXNlNjQgZmd0
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>>5463243

Minor background pony.
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>>5463243

Old name for an old pone
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>>5463246

>flared

It's of no use now, he's already finished.
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>>5463243
Linky
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You still here, Jessy?
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>>5463256
Hey! Markers! Leave them threads alone!
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>>5463263
Oh, for some reason I didn't peg you for taking an interest in silly BG ponies.

Why her?
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>>5463233
>Implying any pony is so stupid and illogical to believe in a magical Jew
>Especially in a world where a immortal sun god visits once a month
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>>5463272
I'm queefing right now, what do you want?
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I do wish there were more actual femanons, it gets me goin just thinking that there are women into stallions.
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>>5463284
>immortal sun god
>god

What's his name?
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>>5463291
too bad you have a tiny dick
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>>5463282

That bit in Winter Wrap Up where she's just casually munching on some plants.

Has the very definition of a "I don't give a fuck" face. T'was hilarious.
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You guys are boring. I'll be back later.
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>>5463291
there really isn't any femanon-on-mare stuff if there?
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>>5463288
Can you queef into a bottle and send it to me?
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>>5463303

Why the hostility anon
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>>5463251
>It's bigger on the inside than it is on the outside.
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>>5463291
>implying they're not all dudes who want to be pretty little girls pretending
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>>5463319
i have a tiny dick
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>>5463316

fuck that shit, I want to hear about femanon x stallion.
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>>5463300
Stop being cis scum, anon.
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>tfw you'll never have the perfect costume

Maybe next year.
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>>5463329

Hence the "wish".
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>>5463335
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>>5463291
>Implying we are not all girls pretending to be guys, pretending to be girls
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any femanons care to regail us with their pony fuck fantasies?

you're still anon, so it can't hurt anything
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>>5463317
No. I queef into bottles all day at work, I'm not going to just do it for you for free.
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>>5463340
>I went as myself haha!
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>>5463340
I don't get it.
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Guy who posted young Blueblood here. I have some other unpublished fetishy junk. What sorts of things might you like? These are co-written.
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>>5463272
Sorry, was working on something. Sup?
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>>5463363
Everything
Post everything
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>>5463362
That's Dipper's VA going as Dipper Clone #7.
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>>5463359
okay.jpg

Can you at least make a vocaroo recording of one of your queefs?
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>>5463363
Pony soarin on human spitfire
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>>5463319
Just joking
At least you can last longer than 3 minutes
Right?
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>>5463349
>Implying I'm not a pony pretending to be a human
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>>5463352
>implying the femanons aren't pretending to be males
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>>5463376
Which pony is Dipper? Did I miss an episode?
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>>5463372

How would you want us to send you something?

Okay if I just reblog the post and slap a link into it?
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>>5463372
Hey did you finish the Applejack and Rarity request?
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>>5463352
i rarely rarely if ever post because it just causes more bullshit but i always wanted to be fucked by a pegasus where id be able to grab his wings while fucking me so hard i can't speak especially soarin because i love that blue pegasus he is my husbando forever
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>>5463385
Lyra pls, Tell Bon-bon I'm sorry...
;_;
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You ever work on a big pic, lots of characters. And you know how much you still have to do. And you hope that you can finish it tonight. But then something comes up, and by the time you get back to it, you don't have enough time anymore and you have to wait?

Happened to me tonight, and it sucks.
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>>5463407
Were you the same femanon that mentioned Soarin earlier? Soarin and Snails?
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>>5463407

>femanon will never have her soarin fic delivered
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>>5463410
>Implying Lyra is the only pony who would be interested in a human imageboard
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>>5463421
Soarin x femanon got delivered twice
It was femanon that never delivered
#1 http://pastebin.com/TrQT0KG2
#2 http://pastebin.com/hbmcQpkR
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have you ever sucked on a girl's toes

did she like it
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>tfw chrysalis is higher power

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POrupk7N4vA
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>>5463402
Yup.
>>5463399
Submitting it would be better.
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>>5463373
All of the stories are pretty extreme. The Blueblood one was probably the tamest.

We've got another that involves mother/son incest, impregnation, and extreme sizes.
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>>5463420
eheheheheh
that was me, and I'm not her
I'm also not a "her"
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>>5463385
i want to make fun of pony

IM PONY IM SO DUMB I EAT GRASS GNARGNARGNARGNAR

OH YEAH WELL IM HUMAN ALL I CAN DO IS WALK AROUND MAKING THIS STUPID FACE NYANYANYANYA
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>>5463442
Yes
No
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>>5463352
There are no femanons.
The only girls around here are the drawfag ones
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>>5463420
just soarin' because he is the sexiest stallion. no i would not a snails why would i want to be fucked by a little retard who doesnt know what hes doing?
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>>5463454
>mother/son incest, impregnation, and extreme sizes.
those are some of my favorite fetishes
please make available
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>>5463466
At least 75% of the posters here are girls
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>>5463448
I love it. Thank you so much.
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>>5463478
Is there much mother daughter incest out there?
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>>5463442
No
Yes
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>>5463468

>that doesn't know what he's doing

Everyone starts somewhere bro, you're not just born some sex god.
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>>5463448
Do you need an actual ref sheet, or would a solid description and maybe a hastily scrawled picture work?
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>>5463139
>>5463129
>>5463122
Well, that was a good laugh at least! Time to think of another prompt, I guess.

Your waifu loves you very much, and wants to get involved in your favorite hobby. Ponying hard doesn't count. How would you go about partaking in said hobby with her? Would she hate it, and would you lie about your hobby to do something she'd like more?
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How wonderful, the night-time is here and I'm ready to spend another engaging all-nigher with all the fine anons of [MLPG]
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>>5463489
everyone i know was
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>>5463376
No, he's Dipper classic with the 7 taped on

DYEWTS?
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>>5463495
I don't think Fluttershy can solder
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>>5463468
A femanon said Snails and Soarin earlier, but didn't say why.

Maybe he doesn't know what he's doing, but he'd be very enthusiastic and easily manipulated. That's my guess.
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>>5463489
Even if people could be born sexgods, we'd never know because you're not allowed to have sex with babies.
I wonder how many babies are really good at having sex and we just don't know it
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>>5463492
I would probably need a reference. Descriptions work, but they take me much longer to draw.
>>5463482
No problem, scrunchy fashion horse.
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>>5463498
Are we enjoying MLPG, Zach?
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>>5463520
None of the ones I've ever met.
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>>5463520
>I wonder how many babies are really good at having sex and we just don't know it

it's awwright
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>>5463520
>I wonder how many babies are really good at having sex and we just don't know it

>MLPG
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Have the artists come back yet? Or are they lost?
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>>5463528
One should pone in this thread
our we all my find ourselves ded
...So says, Mr. Stewrt
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>>5463520
These kinds of things keep you up at night, dont they?
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Hey MLPG what are things make cute things cute?
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>>5463541
I'm an artist, but I'm not going to draw for you bastards.

Yet.
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>>5463481
sure they are bro
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MLPG made me like vore. Fuck you guys.
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>>5463522
Balls. That means I need to dig out my scanner, a pencil, and a handful of paper. I hope you don't mind copious eraser marks.
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>>5463552
Your face.
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>>5463478
I forgot to mention extreme ageplay along with incest. I mean it's REALLY awful stuff.

You still want it? I've got the pastebin open.
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>>5463514
Would you solder some kind of nice metalwork for her?
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>>5463560
I am a girl.
My name can confirm this.
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>>5463552
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>>5463552
The more they look like babies, the more cute they are.

Cute is a human instinct to be nice to babies instead of throwing them to the bears.
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>>5463541
Silly Anon, I've never left help
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>>5463552
wedges
large heads with large eyes
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>>5463552
kisses are cute
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>>5463560
/ck/ is mostly girls
/v/ is entirely men or girls pretending to be men
/mlp/ is probably 60-40 in favor of men
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>>5463552
intimacy
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>>5463566
I'll give it a try. Not like I'm going to cry and bitch and moan if it doesn't appeal to me.
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>>5463587
[citation needed]
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>>5463552
SUPER MASSIVE FUCKING EYES.

Could anon draw the biggest eyes on a pony without making it look creepy?
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>>5463568
>Implying I have an oxy torch
I could weld for her
If she wanted? Electronics is more of my thing though
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>>5463594
Alright. Fair warnings have been given.

http://pastebin.com/4Thfs3xd
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>>5463552
Ponies are cute.
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>>5463603
What else do you have?
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>>5463587
how about this
/v/ is 100% men
/mlp/ is 100% men
/ck/ might have some normalfag womyn
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>>5463599
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guys, i just stumble don a ship and i would like to see if anyone else finds it as appealing as i do

shining armor x rarity

thoughts?
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>>5463560
sweetie belle what are you doing to scootaloo's crotch
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>>5463566
How extreme is the ageplay?
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>>5463597
Just look at our contributors
Its probably representative of the greater population of /mlp/
Which also means 100% of MLPG is giant faggots
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>>5463630
how many of our contributors love dicks?
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>>5463619
>that Max Gillardi pandering

fucking dropped
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>>5463613
Nothing else complete. We're off and on working on the continuation to this story, plus some other really fucked up stuff.
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>>5463620
I just can't ship anyone with SA except Cadence
Besides, Fancity is the best Rarity ship
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>>5463643
I love dicks!
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>>5463643
all of them
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>>5463601
Surely you could come up with some kind of device she'd like, utilitarian or just something pretty!
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>>5463643
I can't speak for everyone, but I fucking love marshmallow horsedicks
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>>5463646
wat?
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Would anyone else watch the fuck out of a Pound/Pumpkin/Cake Family spinoff?
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Dah we already know Pinkie Pie is more powerful with influence.

How about you follow me to the gay bath house. Because it's terrible to be a homosexual and there's no end of humour to it.
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>>5463626
AS extreme as you can get with it pretty much.

I mean there's no diaper content or anything it's just really MORALLY repugnant.
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>>5463603
oh dear god why boner

these are officially tied with soashamedpony for making me feel so aroused and confused at the same time
thank you
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>>5463671
No

I fucking hate those two
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>>5463680
You're lame
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>>5463669
It looks exactly the same
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>>5463671
I don't know about "watch the fuck": out of it since they don't really have personalities outside of being babies. But I'd be optimistic that it could be good.
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>>5463671
no
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>>5463667
best horses
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Everyone in mlpg is a 13-16 year old white male
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>>5463652
but, but...

rarity could be a sultry temptress and seduce shining armor away from his well-meaning but utterly banal wife

she could suck him off in clandestine meetings between dinner and what he says are 'official guard business', and he'd greet cadence every night with that simple look on her face not knowing her husband had just finished pumping his load into rarity while she thrashed underneath him

i mean
it has some potential, i think
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>>5463005
> Rarity with puffy nipples
Me gusta
> Rarity with KingCheetah waist, weird head pose
NO ME GUSTA.
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>>5463671
Only if they were rivals with the Pie family
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>>5463684
No it doesn't. Not even that one shot
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>>5463671
It sounds like it'd be a cute, lighthearted show.

So the answer's probably yes.
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>>5463694
Joke's on you, I'm 32
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>>5463684
I think you might be legally blind, anon.
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>>5463694
you better check yourself
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>>5463696
>tfw everything king cheetah draws is a weird mouse lion
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>>5463246
> dat terrible picture
All I can think of is ET.
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>>5463448

Done.
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>>5463684
>HDD invented big eyes
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>>5463715
In fairness, he draws a pretty fuckable mouse lion
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White pony is best
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>>5463332
I have a 7" switch.

I don't want to use it most of the time.

I'd be okay with losing it I guess.
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>>5463732
patently untrue
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>>5463694
Please, anon.
We're all 8 year old girls here.
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>>5463734
White Pony is the master race.
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is it true cosmo died in the hurricane?
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>>5463679
I'm pleased there's anyone else out there who enjoys this.
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>tfw you've fapped too much for one day and your penis hurts when it's erect

horses are to blame
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>>5463734

Would you a nameless rank and file soldier?
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>>5463758
oh man
i know this feel
tell me more about yours
do you want me to kiss it better?
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>>5463619
Why does Twilight hate her quills?
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would you enjoy visiting ponyville when the mares go into heat, knowing that at any moment, you could be gang raped by a horde of cute mares
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>>5463735

Mine is probably average, but with my height and size, I imagine girls probably would expect me to be bigger.

I wish penile-enhancements weren't all bullshit or carried the risk of crippling pain and mutilation. I'd like to have something worthy of being called a cock.
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>>5463696
>>>/reddit
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>>5463770
I would die happy
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>>5463765

Why is his tail blue if his hair is blonde?
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>>5463758
what are you 15!?
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>>5463765
>You will never be ravished by an unending train of identical guardponies
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>>5463758
I sometime end up with a little friction burn sore right under the "lip" of my head. Never actually hurt my shaft before.
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>>5463758
This happens to me after only 2 faps.
I don't know what to do.
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>>5463776
I'm just about an average 6-incher here
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>>5463765
Dayguard is really cute.
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>>5463765
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>>5463788
I like the clone trooper fanon
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>>5463767
no
even the "please stroke me" twitches make me wince
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>>5463707
>>5463758
after the third or fourth orgasm they start becoming more intense each time, don't they?
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>>5463783
Magic armor
The same reason the guard pony's eyes change color in the preview clip
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>>5463790

>right under the lip
>head

Anon, that would be the glans.
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>>5463619
> Make It Better spell
> fails every time
She probably makes the superior copy explode every time.

If this holds true, she'll manage to coax the King into taking something "better" only for it to backfire on him in the worst possible way.
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>>5463811
they did?
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>>5463790
>>5463795
>>5463767
>MLPG: People who don't know how to masturbate properly
Jesus, am I gonna have to show you all how it's done?
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Have we ever seen a gray Pegasus guard?

I mean we've seen both white and gray Unicron guards .
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>>5463816
chistery pls go
or at least take off your name you non-contributing bull-cunt
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>>5463824
Feel free to share your wisdom with the rest of the class
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>>5463824
I don't have tons of lube laying around. Also I'm used to going full death-grip on my dick and tugging on the little bit of loose skin I've got.
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>>5463801
He really is.
Superior edit here, btw
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>>5463776
I'd suck your cock, anon.
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>>5463809
>>5463758
>>5463795
>>5463790
>>5463787
>>5463767
Can we stop talking about orgasms?
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>>5463804
I like the enhanced armor fanon.

You know the armor changes their coat and eye color.
ANd thi explains why the Earth pony guard from the 8 minute preview had the color of his eyes change when he removed his hemlet
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>>5463824
I'd like that
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>>5463853
>rainbow dash has never had an orgasm
>the subject makes her feel uncomfortable
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>tfw your roommate is out at a party and you're drinking alone in your dorm on MLPG
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>>5463845
hah, pleb cutfag

>>5463840
YOu gotta be subtle, squeeze the tip rythmically drums your finger along the shaft, play with your balls. you don't need to have a fucking death grip to get off
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>>5463871
why is this a bad thing
come be horse dicks with us, anon
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>>5463869
Anon, it just makes her sad because it reminds her that she's barren.
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>>5463839
>11/03/11
>this post will be exactly one year old in less than four hours
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>>5463821
teal to orange
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>>5463783
>>5463811

He seems to have fixed this in later pictures. Might have just been a mistake.
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>>5463881
but rainbow dash doesn't even like the dick
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>>5463869
>She doesn't know what her clit is
>She's never played with it
>She thinks you're a god when you go down on her
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>>5463871
>Drinking alone

I guarantee there's at least three of us killing our livers as well. This could be counted as a party under some circumstances.
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>>5463883
>and it will still be true
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>>5463851

I'm touched, but unless you're a woman, I don't think it'll work out too well.
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>>5463901
OKay be honest, who's drinking alone with me?
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I want to snuggle up with Rarity and have her head over my should and fill my face with her mane while I hold her warm body.
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what is the farthest you've ever ejaculated

what were you fapping to
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>>5463908
Your dick can't tell the difference between male mouths and female mouths
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>>5463901
>This could be counted as a party under some circumstances.
heh, that's a funny way of looking at it
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>>5462889

First, there was the Void, but there was no first, for there was no time.
The Void was. And simply is. And will be.
For untold spans, the void settled itself with existence. Perhaps it reveled in its absence of action. Solace in solitude. Perhaps it loathed it. Whatever the case, the Void was visited by Her. The titles in old tongue leave little room for doubt. The Lauded One. The First Lord. The Maker. The World Writer.
Faust looked out onto the Void and saw nothing. Again, for a span unknown, this held, but at one instance, Faust felt the need to fill that which wasn't. First, she would need a place to fill. Out came Galaxia, Queen. The stars, bodies, and base of worlds Next, she would need a way for her works to form. Out came Eternity, King. Time, it's passing, and its value. Eternity and Galaxia met. The worlds moved and dust formed. Gasses congealed and stars were born. Creation began, and the Void stared on.
Faust shaped the stars. As they tilted and twisted, some came to be constellations, imbued with purpose.
But not life. They swirled in their space, unkempt notions and thought, but with none to observe, save the Void.
Faust chose the epicenter of these past creations, and there a planet began. She made the Earth of muscle and bone, and it was firm. She made the air of hopes and aspirations, and it was light. She made the oceans of sweat and uncertainty, and it was deep and unknown. The blood of the earth cooled to the wet of the sea and cut of the air. The waters settled, the airs were calmed, and the Void stared on.
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>>5463871
every week of your pathetic and miserable life or just this one week?
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>>5463917
>this will never happen
Life is so cruel
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>>5463922
women smell nicer
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>>5463917
Another fine gentleman who appreciates excellent ponies!

I wonder what her mane smells like
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>>5463929
The land lay black, still, and calm, empty of all but its being. Faust wove Galaxia's hair in a ring. She placed star and stone to heat and cool the earth as she spun them. Faust imbued the land with Life. The will to grow, spread, and flourish. Life only for life, and none else. The trees rose and grass grew on the plains. They had not mouths to speak or hooves to move. They had not minds to think or words to know. The world stood silent, and the Void stared on.
Faust looked to her children, but could not hear them. She wished to know them, to feel them. She saw them prosper, but wanted more. Life lived, but it did not know for what or why. Faust wanted more, and it was from Want she made the first of Equestria's many species. Dragons.
The Dragons were to know of life in all its ways, and were graced with much. The Earth buried them, and they were given strength, scale, and fire. The Winds lifted them, and gave them wing and will. The Sea swallowed them, and filled their minds with knowledge. The Dragons were majestic. Firstborn, first of the world, and given so much, yet they were not happy. The Want of Faust's creation lived on in their bodies. The need to have, to have to need. The Dragons loved their mother, loved their gifts, but wanted. To have all yet want frays the spirit, and the Dragons could not find peace. Faust learned from her children and saw the danger in her emotions. Her future children would be made with time and care, lest her want leak out. Eternity marched through the eons. The lands were filled, the beings born, and the Void stared on.
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>>5463901
>>5463914
For some reason, the fact that I dislike drinking makes me feel bad. I'm not usually prone to peer-pressure
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>>5463871
>can't drink anymore without feeling sick to the stomach
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>>5463922
well, it might be able to tell if you're that much better at it than a girl would be

or if you've got a beard

>>5463920
i think one time i hit the wall behind me when my then girlfriend and i were messing around on the bed

i always feel like i'm more accomplished when i manage to have a particularly good shot
makes it much more enjoyable than actually feeling good
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>>5463938
This is wrong, though. Males and females smell the same.
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>>5463914

Me. Pic related.

What are you drinking tonight MLPG?
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>>5463948
Water and or food before and or durring
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>>5463939
Man she probably have dozens of mane and coat products.

She'd probably have the softest mane and coat. And they would smell of who knows what fruits or exotic plants.
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>>5463941
There are but two races blessed with the three. Earth, Air, and Water. The first were Dragons, ever driven by their want. The second were the Alicorn. Wary of her past mistakes, Faust took care in her next children. She took time, and was delicate, her love and concern for what she bore steadying selfish desire. The Earth buried, not with craggy rock or ash, but sand and gemstone. Soft, slow, and precious. Their bodies formed gently, making fur and hoof, hard only where necessary. The Winds lifted, not with gales and fervor, but on breeze. Feathers formed to wings. Delicate, but strong. The Sea swallowed, not under whirlpool, but with spinning streams and calm currents. One horn was formed, pure and smooth, rather than the spiked, twisted, and many. From mother's great care and love for her child, the Alicorn's beauty was brought to the world. As she cared for them did the Alicorns each other. Where the Dragons spread wide their wings over the land in all directions, their love for one another held them together. The Alicorns prospered, the Dragons wandered, and the Void stared on.
Eternity continued, and in his wake the Alicorns did feel alone. They were many, and loved, but lonely in the world. The Dragons did not concern themselves with them, the grass and trees did not have means to speak, and the inanimate which blessed them did not live. They pined for a fuller world, and Faust listened. The Void stared on.
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>>5463917
Rarity would never snuggle

She's simply not that kind of pony
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i want to eat my cum but i lose the desire once i orgasm
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>>5463958
Holy shit, I thought I was the only one who made poor man's screwdrivers!
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>>5463961
As Faust had created her Alicorns, the Alicorns wished for their own. As she had given part of her, the Alicorns would give part of them.
The Pegasi are of the Wind. Carefree in their ways and lofty in their goals. They do not have horns, they but they have magic. The wings act as their focal point. It is what allows them to fly despite their form, what allows them to speed on and rise.
The Earth Ponies are of the Earth. Strong built and hardy workers, sturdy in their ways. Kinsmen to the land and users of what it provides. Their focal point is in their hooves. It's what allows them to be surprisingly strong, run stupendously far. It's what gives them the green hoof for their plants
The Unicorns are of the Sea. Deep, unknown, and mysterious. Willing to flow one way then another, whichever suits them best. They hold its perseverance. To hone their studies for years, just as water erodes across the seabed. Their focal point was the horn. By extension, the mind. It is what allows them their expanded intelligence. Their ability to use their Will to alter the world.
The Pony races were made, and the Alicorns were overjoyed. Their motherly care took to their smaller kin as they watched them grow and expand. They thanked their mother for her gifts of companionship and blessings. They loved their kin as they did her and each other. Faust saw this, and was elated. The Void stared on.
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>>5463931

Every single fucking week man.
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>>5463821
>

>>5463958
Vodka Cranberry, but I'm almost out of vodka so I'll be falling back to my usual Rum & Coke before long
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>>5463958
Bottom-shelf whiskey
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>>5463900
> implying she doesn't Know
> implying she bathes down there.
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>>5463958
Nothing now

Going tomorrow at a party.
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>>5463977
Faust sought to fill the world with wonders and with life. Each species would take time and care, and she would be away from her children, busy with the act of new life. She looked to her children, saw their worry, and sought those that would guide them. Three were chosen on base of will. Two would be guardians, their duty to ensure Sun and Moon continued to turn as Faust focused all her will on the creation of Life. One would be caretaker, a mother to watch over the herd of Alicorns and observe the other Pony races. These three were marked, their utmost duties shown. It was their cut and tie to the world, given by Faust. The other responsibilities, she spread across Eternity. The Alicorns and Ponies would find and fill their ties to the world as the time came in his wake. Eternity passed as the lands filled with life. Creation was complete, the world made, and the Void looked no longer.
The Void had watch the work each step of the way. At first, it was glad of such company, and intrigued by the ideas. It gazed on with interest at its visitor's makings. Saw the worlds form, the stars burn. It watched as the planet grew lush with life as the world was filled with joy. The void stared on, and saw how it's creations loved it's maker. Lauded her. Cherished her. The Void looked on from its nothing and abyss, and it grew jealous.
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>>5463920
I've shot myself in the eye once, shit burns
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>>5463974
That feel
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>>5463960
snuggling with rarity would be a luxurious experience
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>>5463944
Because you're a lame-o for not drinking, and you feel like it makes everyone else feel awkward for drinking around you.

The solution is to isolate yourself from the normal people so you don't ruin everyone's good time.
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>>5463987
oh god sweaty unwashed poor hygiene never orgasmed rainbow dash, i want this too much
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>>5463993
It grew tired of its lack of recognition. It grew sore of its emptyhood and neglect. It would show the world what it was capable of making. It would show itself just as worthy of its races. The Voids gaze returned, and saw once again. It saw the earth, air, and seas. The passing and shifting of celestial systems. It saw the Joy and Laughter, the Sorrow and Anger, the Content and Needing. It saw Earth Pony, Dragon. Eagle. Unicorn. Manticore. Reptile. Pegasus. Goat. Alicorn.
The Void sent on his Son.
To prove himself a master of life just as She, He made him. He made him of the elements, of time and space. Of will and want, wrath and worry. Of hatred and humility, of every emotion and every being. The Void set on his Son. Filled to the brim with all of Life, and as he entered, the Void looked on to Her.
She would be shadowed. Hidden away in nothing from the eyes of Her creation. Cloaked in the blanket of the abyss. Trapped behind the veil of His emptiness. The Void shadowed Her, and She was not seen.
As He did, He stared on.
Onto Creation and his Son. Onto his arrival, and His assured victory, the Void stared on.
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>>5463958
I'm drinking Oregon Springs Vodka
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>>5463978
oh, thought you were a semi-normalfag for a second there
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>>5463983
>Vodka Cranberry


That is known as a Cape Codder and can be garnished with some lime. And if you garnish a Rum and Coke with lime, it becomes a Cuba Libre
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>>5463960
She'd be so silky, that I feel I can't even comprehend how it truly would feel.
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What was the code to filter Scootanon again?
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>>5464005

You asked for it OP, you got it.

Welcome to Faust Mythos 101.
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>>5464004
i want to a very cute girl who is slightly sweaty and smells of feminine musk
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>>5463929
>>5463941
>>5463961
>>5463977
>>5463993

ALL HAIL THE GODDESS
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>>5464001
I would snuggle Rarity's butt with my 8 3/4 inch dick
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>>5463917
I kinda want to do the same thing but with her cunt.
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>>5463958
rum and coke

had a very very very very shitty evening, so... lots of rum
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>>5464012
It's known as a Cape Codder IF you garnish it with lime. A cup of vodka and cranberry juice is just a Vodka Cranberry.
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>>5463839
I've been lurking as Anon for over two months. I'm making a prediction. Sorry I twisted your trousers there, Anon.

Incidentally earlier Stainless wouldn't stop auto-filling the NAME field until I nuked the pref files. Chrome's the only way to go.
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So why is the clopsort broken anyway?
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>>5464029
chen pls
pls
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>>5463978
dude, who cares, it's not you're supposed to. Differnt strokes for different folks
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>>5464012
>tfw I'm out of limes and I forgot to get some yesterday when I at the store
I did not know that about the Cape Codder, but I make a cuba libre whenever possible

Is there anything I can do with a pineapple?
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>>5464034
Sucks. Anything I can do to help?
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>>5463869
Stop laser-targeting my fetish with my pony waifu

It's like you're trying to give me a boner
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>>5464025
>>5464004
There's "smells of feminine musk" and then there's "never understood why you bathe down there, ever."

Prepare to gag.
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when you are fapping, where do you cum
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>>5463958
Last of a 2005 Syrah.
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>>5463959
I'll try it tonight! I also took a break as consecutive days of drinking aren't great for the body.
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>>5464025
i actually hate that smell most of the time, but i really like the idea of a girl who is just slovenly and disgusting
it wouldn't work for a relationship
but i would rail the fuck out of her for a night or two, just the both of us revelling in the disgustingness of our unwashed sex, reeking of each others arousal and spending hours at a time wrapped around each other in bed, covered in cum and girl-juice and sweat and saliva from sloppy kisses and oral sex...

unf
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>>5463958
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>>5464049
Whats wrong with Chen?
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>>5464043
The conspiracy theory is that the owner took it down because he was sick of people bitching about the vorefic that was the last thing to update
Seriously, look how many fucking comments it has
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>>5464043
because the guy who runs it is ded, presumably.

i was bummed it was gone, but i think people are just using fimfiction's built in sorting stuff now anyway
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>>5464021
>>5464021
>>5464021
>>5464021
pls respond
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>>5464064
on my hands

then i lick it
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>>5464064
Towel
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>>5464034
me too. I'm fixing my week a fifth at a time.
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>>5464055
No.

Car broke down. Stuck on the side of the road. Spent the whole evening dealing with calling tow trucks, dealership, emergency road side service that I bought but just closed for the weekend, business where I had to leave the car, getting rides, not having rides, just a whole load of bullshit.

I wanted to spend the evening drawing, but that didn't happen. And I've still got to take care of the problem tomorrow.
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>>5464064
I keep a set of boxers on the floor next to my computer so I have something to finish in to
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>>5464070
i want a group of hot girls, like a cheerleading squad, to just rub their aroused cunts all over me, smearing me with their hot sticky juices

http://imgur.com/r/grool
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Discord is stronger then celestia first of all
Also, I belive the windigos where to but I'm not sure

Anyway, why not. A god poni that keeps quite maybe? Or perhaps just a creator god, that made the pony universe and Made everything In it and all the things that make it work (like what ever the hell magic actually is, I say it's basically protons, but magic ones)
I say we call this creator pony The Fist, and if you speak German you know why.
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>>5464070

Shower/bath sex would be even nicer. Enjoying each other's bodies while the warm water washes over you, and when you're done, you enjoy the feeling of being clean and refreshed.
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>>5464064

Falls towards the hand, gets put into prepared toilet paper by the other hand. Ensure dryness before continuing,
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>>5464085
Oh hey darf have you read either of the stories that were posted tonight or last night?

I know you've been wanting empty to write, and while these are technically co-written he did most of the writing.
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>>5463906
>>5463883
> implying Chistery didn't write that in a drunken self-loathing tinged haze
> implying she isn't better as a fortuneteller than a fic writer
The curse of the witch-dyke is knowing precisely how far you will fall long before you do.
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>>5464108
Please never have penetrative sex in water
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>>5464064
>when you are fapping, where do you cum
Normally just have my shirt off and jizz all over my chest, then clean it up. For a while I used a "cover it with my hand and catch" method but that didn't always keep things under control.

That said the aim-at-chest method has a pretty bad failure mode too wherein it hits my chin or goes over my shoulder (you know, haven't fapped in a few days, edge for an hour or so, then release).

Also Poni.
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>tfw drinking with MLPG at 5:00 AM
what am i doing with my life
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>>5464121

I'll admit I was leaning more toward showers when I wrote that.
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>>5464103
>human genitals
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>>5464064
sock
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What would be the favorite music genres of your favorite pony?
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>>5464121
but that's awesome sex
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>>5464094
Sorry, man.

Were I you I'd raise hell over the ERS and get your dosh back at least.
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>>5464084
As somebody who had their fic constantly taken and restored pushing it to the top for literally WEEKS, I know this is a real problem on the clopsort. Some autists would see a fic they didn't like because it contained their favorite pony getting railed by tentacles or raped or killed or something and they would just sit there all day and keep deleting it.
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>>5464087
oh dont worry i was about to go to sleep anyway
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>>5464108
eh, shower sex has always been pretty meh for me

i'd just rather we part separately and find a new fetish to get hung up on next time we meet. cleaning someone and basking in the warmth of their body under a warm spray of water, and savouring the intimate sensation of your two bodies next to each other as you wash skin and hair and breathe in the scent of warm, freshly washed closeness - it's always been something more 'romantic' for me. ideally you get both, but we're waxing hypothetical about a fetish subject here

>>5464116
i haven't been around the general in a while. too much other shit to do.

still waiting on that lyra fic from cosmo... my anticipatory hard-on is almost depleted though
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>>5464064
on my chest
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>>5464147
I dunno
But I like the "Scootaloo has horrible taste in music" fanon.
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Why the fuck can none of you just have toilet paper at hand when it's fapping time? Go get some fucking toilet paper.
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>>5464149
Do you know what water + friction does?
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>>5464125
>jizz all over my chest
i'm going to try this
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>>5464064
Hand. ALL OVER hand.

Sometimes my mouth. I can auto-fellate.

I can say without a doubt there IS a point to life beyond sucking your own dick.
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>>5464158
I don't know why more people don't just use explicit pony fiction
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>>5464147
Rarity?
Well she seems to know a few things about classical music according to Sonic Rainboom.

I don't know but I have the feeling she would also like Jazz music
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>>5464158
What the fuck is wrong with these people
Everything is properly labeled and tagged, what the heck can't they just ignore what they don't like?
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>>5464064
Tissue like a civilized person
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>>5463561
I want to acquire that one. How do?
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>That feel when you're browsing F-list for MLP themed ERP

What the fuck happened to me? I used to be a completely normal person. I would browse Gamefaqs and Digg and laugh at stupid XKCD comics and now i'm roleplaying as a pony that like to take it up the ass.
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>>5464166

Don't you mean Sweetie Belle and her N-Pop?
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>>5464171
enhances the feeling
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>>5464171
>not using silicon-based lube
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>>5464177
>I can auto-fellate.
pics/vids pls
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>>5464170
I've used toilet paper for my entire masturbation career.
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>>5464177
>I can say without a doubt there IS a point to life beyond sucking your own dick.
Dude, this. Auto-fellatio is so over rated
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>>5464036
True, but you should almost always add lime to a cranberry drink, so to me its redundant.

>>5464051
Any fruit drink combined with a straight neutral liquor like vodka can work as a drink in itself. Most Pineapple drinks usually require another juice or liquor to cut or change up the sweetness, but its fine on its own if you like pineapple. Try using a 2 to 1 ratio booze and juice, or a 4 to 1 if thats too strong
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>>5464195
I know that feel, and wonder the same thing myself.
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>>5464200
No. It'd be like watching Teddy Ruxpin debase his own mouth with a 7" cock and huge balls.

And NOT in a good way.
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>>5464126
licing
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>>5463643
Dicks are the best
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>>5464162
>i haven't been around the general in a while. too much other shit to do.

Oh okay.

Well if you get curious they're:
http://pastebin.com/0yHirVM8
http://pastebin.com/4Thfs3xd

Both are awful, awful depraved fetish stories. And we are hard at work on more.
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>>5464147
Applejack
Tom Waits
She husbando fags him because of his voice
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>>5464220
what?
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>>5464162
I'm pretty sure Cosmo's already posted the lyra fic
You're talking about the one where she fucks a disgusting human bachelor or something like that right?
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>>5464195
>mfw i just googled f-list
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>>5464172
Seriously, I never understood the "into a piece of clothing" idea. Do you go and wash it off right away or what? I can't imagine having bits of dried semen on various articles around my room.
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>>5464231
I love my dick.

Specifically the one I just drew, not the just my own.
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>>5464233
i like both those things, but i feel like my heart is filled only with longing for absence of the one story i've actually looked forward to in a while

either way, will take a look. thanks for the heads up

>>5464252
i think you're thinking about my fic on that subject. cosmo was supposed to do a 'lyra with human fetish' fic as a trade for my rumble fic. i heard he has shit going on, but i was still really looking forward to it
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>>5464203

Thank you, you practical human being.

Seriously, why would people waste clothing or towels on this. Do you like to keep using the same item to see how it yellows over time or something? Do you want to reach some kind of personal goal by yellowing the entire cloth?
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>>5464235
Celestia's away on business, business
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>>5464170
too obvious
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>want to talk about ponies
>everyone is talking about dicks instead

here, I made you guys a thread
>>>/hm/354931

now fuck off
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>>5463695
I don't like this, but I can't say it's out of character.
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>>5464278
you can just talk about what you want to talk about. people having an unrelated discussion doesn't detract from other conversations. that's the beauty of 4chan - you can ignore something just as much as you can focus on it. it's the wonder of the internet.
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>Sweetie Belle will never understand understand the concept of love
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>>5464278
here's your fucking pony
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>>5464235
I would think AJ would be more into folk and country
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>>5464303
It's an Oldie, but a Goody.
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>>5464268
I prefer not to ruin clothes with any type of bodily waste. And I found getting cum on bare skin is somewhat of a hassle to clean.

Cheerilee is also a very pretty pony
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>>5464297
what's the point of having a pony general if we're not going to talk about ponies?
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>>5464240
i've been drinking too anon
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>>5464147
While the show portrays her with some upbeat polka music, I can see Pinkie Pie liking Ska. Or maybe it's because of said portrayal.
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>>5464268
>He knows they yellow
You're not fooling anyone.
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>>5464278
If MLPG stopped talking about dicks I would assume you had all been replaced by body snatchers.
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>>5464319
the mlpg has been a weird hybridization of topics and participants since way back, and the move to mlp only solidified that. there are plenty of other pony threads out there if you want to discuss focused subject matter.
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>>5464233
>gay
>pregnancy
>mother-related incest

where is sweetie belle

oh there she is

thanks SB
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>>5464321
>Panka Poe skanking

Hell yes
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>guards eyes change color
>bronies call is canon magical armor
>instead of just another fuck up by the cheap animation

why even have guards? they are just as useless as the wonderbolts.

>celestias plan when there is trouble
>send in the guards, they fail
>send in the wonderbolts, they fail
>send in fluttershy and rainbow dash
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>>5464278
does that bother you?
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>>5464312
I was gonna say johnny cash but I thought that would be too cliche
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>>5464323
They irreversibly yellow? Oh god even more glad I don't do that shit.
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>>5464268
>Not wearing yellow shirts.
Not that I do it or anything but it seems like the practical solution for the lazy man that doesn't want to fumble for a bit of toilet paper.
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>>5464278
you just gotta be 'that' guy don't you?
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>>5464342
I counter with Mustache Sweetie.

Seriously don't get flankflustered just because you're a non-perverted normalfag.
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>>5464312

Wh-what do you think her favorite instrument is?

I've seen her playing a fiddle, but d'you think she has anything against banjo players?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l31MSpojWTA

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>One week to new horse
>>
gah
reading proper literature for a while makes you realize what utter garbage most fanfiction is
and yes, i say 'most' because some of it is still good
but honestly
eurgh
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>>5464368
That's why you just get some TP handy beforehand!
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>>5464268
One towel will last you a long fucking time before it gets to the 'jesus why is this crusty what's wrong with me' phase, depending on how much you masturbate, to the point where I'd imagine it actually becomes cost effective over tissues.
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Has the Snowtown Murders been ponified yet?
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>>5464386
>mic the microphone, seth and cat are going to see it tomorow
sigh.
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>>5464381
Mustache?
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>>5464348
>Send in failures.
>They succeed.
This is why she is sending the literal D team to save an entire kingdom.
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>>5464389
Uh...

Is this supposed to be some sort of revelation?
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>>5464348

>WAAAAAAAAAAHHHH BRONIES BRONIES BRONIES

We know it was an animation fuck-up. It's just more fun to say it's magical armor.
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>>5464408
Wasn't that thing canceled?
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>>5464389
>reading The Diamond Age
>pseudo-product placement for KFC

Tomorrow I'm going to the House of the Venerable and Inscrutable Colonel.
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This is a pony.

A grey one.

She is really silly.

Do you like her?
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>>5464348
just because we've only seen their failures they don't do their job, remember that we've only seen them in unique occasions
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>>5464412
not really, it's just saddening because it means i can't enjoy boners as much
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>Want to play NSII
>Drunk and would be a burden on the team

Fuck
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>>5464391
Again.
>Lazy people.
Do not underestimate the power of the lazy to not do anything.
You find a lazy man who gets TP ready before he faps, and I will find you a lazy man who is simply too lazy to even fap.
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>>5464389
what kind of "proper literature" are you reading, and which fanfics do you think are still good
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>>5464409

>Scottaloo
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>>5464431
Oh, FAPfiction.

Try ERP.
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>>5464427
Call me crazy, but I think that pony sure is pretty.
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>24
>been living alone for 4 years
>still haven't had alcohol since I was 18 that one time
maybe I should have a drink...
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>>5464389
I personally get some sort of twisted satisfaction out of really bad fanfiction.

Does anyone know of any actually funny fanfics that they'd recommend? I have a hankering for some nice, happy feels.
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>>5464425

Yes. Because of the storm.
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>>5464386
>Rarity getting pounded.gif
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>>5464386
>>One week to new horse
sheesh, it seems like such long time ago since the wedding episodes, I can hardly comprehend it
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>>5463958
Don't you ever follow me down this path.

It's the path of the diseased and disarrayed.

The cackle of the witch-dyke echos in the trees.

Monster Zero Ultra's pretty fucking great though.
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>>5464348
All the secondary characters are kinda sidelined, sadly. Even if they're supposed to be professional soldiers or flight teams.
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>>5464348
Handwaving away things you don't like by calling them "animation errors" is lazy though

It's like the little filly in the "magic kindergarten" scene with both wings and a horn.

You can be a quitter and say that it's non-canon because it's an animation error or you can think for a minute and realize that it's not canon because it's just twilight freaking out and coming up with an unrealistic scenario
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>>5464427
I think that you are a fag.

You cling to fanfiction and fanon.

You are a generally bad guy.

Your "friends" do not actually like you.
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>>5464389
So you like Fallout Equestria?
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>>5464459
I find it to be really over rated
but I still do it for some reason
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>>5464355
How could Applejack even draw a gun?

She doesn't seem all that artistic
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>>5464427

Yes.

She is very pretty.
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>>5464459
Just don't go overboard or you'll end up like the rest of the fags that 'hate it'. OJ and vodka, 4:1, one or two cups for the night.
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>>5464475
>Burnette's
>Unflavored
all of my why
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>>5464233
uh

i dunno if it's the mindset i'm in but i couldn't really get into either of these

the fetishes were just so outlandish that i didn't find them remotely appealing

i mean, the sentence 'five feet of cock' almost made me laugh

but i closed that one after that

and the premise for the second one is even more ridiculous

i'm sorry

maybe hit me up if something more grounded comes out?
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>>5464409
Thanks for reminding me that work is mandating I trim my mustache, asshole...
I blame Halloween for letting me show HR that it can practically touch my eyes if I handlebar them right.But I blame you too. OK I don't please don't get mad!
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>>5464494
Cheap, cheap vodka. I bought it as an undergrad.

Haven't bothered getting better-quality liquor since.
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>>5464478
There's plenty of alicorns, apparently.

Incidentally, Firefox thought I meant to say "Cornwallis" instead of alicorns.
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>>5464480
>still using fag as an insult

oh wow, its like i am really back in 2012
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>>5464491
i'm thinking rum or gin. I like the sweet alcohols when i tried them (although i cant recall what i was exactly). not a fan of OJ.
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>>5464475
Man, I want some of that but with baileys
also, why the phone?
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>>5464459
>nothing over AJ's head
aha, every time
>>
DON'T POOP UNTIL YA SEE THE PONE BOYS

ALRIGHT, I SEE'S EM

LET ER RIP BOYS
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>>5464446

Do all bucks have mustaches?
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>>5464504
I understand that, I'm just curious why you would get plain Burnette's when the flavored varieties aren't half bad and are priced the same
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>>5464459
good comics time?
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>>5464514
>Putting Twilight over a Rarity image

now that's what I call insulting
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>>5464496
>more grounded

That's a good one.

No seriously we're just writing for our own sick tastes. I never even planned to share any of these.
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>>5464517
Wouldn't really call gin 'sweet', but whatever floats your boat. Rum's a good choice. Mixes well with just about any fruit juice, too. If you want to get fancy make some simple syrup and lemon/lime that shit up for a rum sour
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>mfw election over soon
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>>5464532
It's how they determine a fauns sex after birth.
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>>5464541
well... okay then
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>>5464546
>read that as erection
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>>5464518
Honestly if you want to mix any Monster with anything, try finding the Cuba Lima. It tastes IDENTICAL to a Cuba Libre. Add some rum or clear spirits and you're in for a wild ride.

> why was phone?
It's one of these:

http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/8928/

It's a bluetooth headset, so I don't have to put the stupid cell phone up to my ear and can actually cradle it with my shoulder and talk on the phone and type with both hands. Got it on sale a few years ago.
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>>5464546

You ready for 4 more years?
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>>5464538
i always liked this one
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>>5464538
"I only need to draw Pinkie one time"
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>>5464538
What do you think Pinkie went as this year?
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>>5464517
Try a Rum & Coke or Gin & Tonic
Both are good
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>>5464534
Not him, but flavored vodkas are pretty gross when you're not buying decent stuff, especially for just taking shots or whatever, and he's probably mixing it with what's on hand.
>>
>MLPG: Alcoholics Anonymous
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>>5464532

If they're based on the Celts/Pictish, it's quite likely. Mustaches were the common style of facial hair among men - only nobility ever wore beards.
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>>5464534
I wanted to mix it up with some chocolate milk the night I bought it.

Bad move.

I have some marshmallow vodka in the deep freeze but I don't want to mix it with this Monster tonight. Whatever they did with this limited release they knocked out of the park on flavor.
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>>5464546
>mfw i moved to canada to get away from all that stupid shit
>mfw all the mudslides and indians moving up here and shitting up the country
sigh i hate multiculturalism. can't i just have a nice white only country (all the primary white countries are being invaded too...)
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>>5464564
Well yeah.
The last four weren't too awful considering we were crawling out of the worst economic conditions since the Depression.
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Post what you're drawingNo exceptions evenhi some
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>>5464569
>Rum and Coke.
>Remember when I did Pepsi and Bacardi 151
I think I did it wrong when my drink was flammable....
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>>5464568
the gangnam style guy
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>>5464561
>>5464475
>>5464518

>Energy Drinks and Alcohol

Who the fuck thought this was a good idea?
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>>5464565
>words words words
>goes on for fucking ever
>that horrible colored text, wtf nigga
>dead eyes
2/10
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>>5464578
i can quit anytime i want
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>>5464514
Calling someone a Fag on 4chan is practically a term of endearment.

Its sort of like how niggers call eachother niggers.
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>>5464591
Well duh it was flammible, you were using 151 and you probably used way too much
Also >pepsi is wrong
Very wrong
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>>5464556
I mean, I feel your pain. People just like different shit, ya'know? I check the Friendship is Kinky CYOA every so often and it is 90% shit, farts, and gore, and none of that is for me.
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>>5464544
how about malt liquor? i assume its sweet since its malt? also capthca
>6-bourbon
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>>5464578
Alcoholics admit they have a problem.
We still claim it's a hobby.
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>>5464598
In what way is it not? If you want only one drink's worth of alcohol but a night full of excitement, a vodka and Red Bull is exactly what a party girl or boy needs.
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>>5464584
if I have to....
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>>5464583

I'm glad that you correctly interpreted my statement.
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>>5464584
I don't wanna. You caught me doing the something for Jessy's OC thing.
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>>5464598
Fuck you, it's a great idea
Too bad some failures had to overdo it and ruin a good think for everyone else
RIP 4loko
You were too good for this world
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>>5464612
You call it wrong...
I called it, that was all I had in the fridge.
It was also disgusting.
I ahve also stopped doing that, and drinking Pepsi.And they said alcohol only causes harm!
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>>5464618
oh god dat braeburn

i mean
i get off to some pretty weird shit
that lyra fic is testament enough
i just draw the line when it gets SO ridiculous that i can't envision it for even a second without laughing

like, i think the weirdest fetish i can think of is the whole 'twilight manipulating your body morphology/organs/mental chemistry with magic while fucking you'... and even then, it'd be restrained. i'd want her to play around with my internal physical arrangement, make my heart hurt from squeezing it so hard, or plugging my lungs from the inside, something like that... none of the whole 'twilight morphs you into an amorphous sex hungry tentacle cock-blob'

but, as you say, to each their own
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>>5464584
editing gravity falls dialogue and twilights dialogue for the crossover flash
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>>5464064
in my foreskin
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>>5464578
I hate living in America. I am literally old enough to buy a gun, a house, a mortgage, and get married, but I can't legally buy Alcohol.
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>>5464620
Nooo no no no. If you get a thing of Olde English it'll taste like skunky garbage. Now if you get, like... Smirnoff Ice or something, then yeah, but 'malt liquor' doesn't mean sweet. Trust me.

You might try a hard cider too. Woodchuck or something, if you're looking for something bubbly.
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>>5464538
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>>5464629
>Instead of chocolate milk its 'All of Anon's alchohol.'
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>>5464632
Well then.
I guess we're done here.
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>>5464638
Keep at it, anon.
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>>5464673
WHY IS THE TEXT SO BIG

MAKE IT SMALLER
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>>5464646
I got the green apple flavor one time. It was so goddamn baller.

But then they stopped making it.
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>>5464582
>racism
>pone
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>>5464680
But I don't want to. I don't want to be expected of things, and then fail to follow through because I'm a lazy pile of shite.
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>>5464673
not this shit again
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>>5464323

Dude, even toilet paper yellows. In fact, toilet paper yellows at a faster rate because the cloth is thin and white. You look in a trashcan you tossed it into once because you were too lazy to flush it, you see it yellows.
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>>5464646
>>5464691
You can still buy it and just mix in anhydrous caffeine. It's so much cheaper than buying it pre-made.
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>>5464584

I'm really rusty at animating.

Hopefully that will get better.
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>>5464662
Yeah, that's bullshit. I'm glad my dad's policy was 'if you're old enough to go to war, you're old enough to drink'
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>>5464695
From the thumbnail I thought that bridge was a dick
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>>5464651
I'm glad we could reach an understanding.

[spoiler[I would like to hear more feedback from the people who actually did manage to whyboner a bit to those stories.
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>>5464709
No I mean they don't make the green apple flavor anymore. Shit sucks, bro.
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>>5464662
but then you can get drunk and get crazy ideas about voting for the wrong candidate!
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>>5464726
it is
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>>5464708
>not flushing your tp

NOW who's lazy?
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>>5464701
That sounds familiar. If you enjoy drawing, you should at least make an attempt to get better.
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>>5464701
Yes, but when you do finish it, you can look at it, with the flaws and everything and say 'I created this.'
You took something from your mind and broke the barriers to create something.
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>>5464738
I had that once
Fucking delicious
The lemonade one was my favorite though
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>>5464710

>those random white points

Why does it keep doing that??
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>>5464662
your country is already full of dumb fucktards (especially the spoiled kids). if they had legal access to alcohol it would be a disaster
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>>5464584
I already drew today though and now Im too drunk to draw well
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>>5464743
I always vote republican though.
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>>5464726
SB pls

pls stop wasting and actually draw some dicks
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>>5464695
>And then one of the fucked a donkey.
>And it all went horribly, horribly wrong.
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>>5464650
Be careful with high proof grain alcohol. It doesnt measure the same as normal liquors and can quickly turn a strong drink into lighter fluid. Very ear to over do it.. But, it has no flavor except that of alcohol, so it will mix well with just about everything.
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>>5464695
Somewhere, some how, someone took this picture very, very seriously.
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>>5464772
>that feel
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>>5464730
I just fapped to the Mother and Colts story, even though my dick felt like it was actually being bruised. I don't really have much to say about it, other than although it got kind of ridiculous towards the end, I never thought I'd be able to fap to the thought of a semen-and-baby filled stomach swelled to the size of a continent. And that unbirthing, unf unf unf unf. Thank you for sharing.
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>>5464804
>#italiano

ok i don't get this one
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>>5464746

Well all got our own ways of being lazy. Like I said, "once", not common.

My way leaves clothes clean and no hard to clean skin. Far from the worst.
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>>5464701
but you can become better at drawing and not have anything expected of you by drawing anon
i've gotten better at drawing, and at the same time no one cares when i dont follow through with something, cause no one knows who i am
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>>5464804
>#italiano
I don't get it
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>>5464804
fucking files right next to each other
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>>5464752
>>5464755
Fine, fine. But don't expect me to start taking requests. I don't work on writing enough as it is to warrant dabbling in doodling.
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>>5464789
>Getting a hold of everclear.
Please...
That would require me to drive 10 miles to Oregon.
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>>5464773
>Always voting [Party]

Must be nice to not have to put any thought or consideration into the candidates.
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>>5464818
>>5464814
>not being up to date on all the newest facebook memes

plebs
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>>5464759
are you doing this in flash or photosohop?
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>>5464833
I just want to watch the world burn.
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>>5464818
>>5464814

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8AUPSfgk18&feature=relmfu
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>>5464833
I don't vote a party line, but I never ever vote for Republicans. I go dems or independents.
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Why aren't you working out while watching pone?
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>>5464833
But,
>voting democrat
hui
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>>5464730
Jerked it to the Nlueblood story last night
I actually only got about half way through (finished somewhere around the time when he was challenging a stallion to go to the key)

I went back to read it today, The line that mentioned he was only five kind of ruined it - I figured he was just a young teen or something. Also, it kind of went overboard on the size, but the parts leading up to that point were pretty great.

Overall it serves as decent bonerfuel and I'll probably use it again
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>>5464841
So set some fires and keep away from my booths
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>>5464845
>tfw you will never that pony so hard it feels like you've reached the end of life because nothing could outshine the feeling of your orgasm buried inside her pussy

;__________;
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>>5464837

Flash CS3.
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>>5464856
Did earlier, don't want to fuck up my muscles overdoing it.
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>>5464847
as i am not in a swing state, it doesnt matter which candidate i vote for
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>>5464856
>Implying I don't listen to brony music while I lift
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>>5464845
A philosophical martial art.
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>>5464584
No excuses ey?
Well, here you go.
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So what happens if romney wins? Like in terms of bad shit.
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>>5464874
Must be nice. I'm in a swing state and I feel obligated to vote for the lesser of two evils no matter what.

In local elections though I vote indy whenever I like the guy running.
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>>5464885
A mormon in the white house is a serious concern
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>>5464885
We'll more than likely end up in Syria, and Sesame Street will become a slum.
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>>5464865
>paying for software
>especially when you dont even use it professionally
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>>5464896
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>>5464885
the difference will be marginal. we all know that it's all th same people behind the scenes
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>>5464885
Things'll really turn around. Another four years of Obama would be Hell.

>>5464896
>ad hominem
And thus, any argument or opinion you may have previously held is invalidated. Good job, faggot.
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>>5464857
Seriously.
May as well vote for Honey Boo Boo.
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>>5464885
Immediately? Probably nothing.
Short term? Congress stops cock-blocking everything Obama tried to get through to herald Romney in as the Great White Savior.
Long term? Women are property, maybe. And rape is legal as long as it's not premeditated. I dunno, I don't follow politics.
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>>5464885
it really depends on how congress changes
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>>5464885
War with Iran, stagnation of gay rights, raping of the economy, mass deregulation, and you can say good-bye to Sesame Street.
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>>5464874
thanks to the electoral college, your vote is worth less in a swing state than it is in a less-populated state. It's actually possible to win the election with ~25% of the popular vote if you go after the least-popular states, IIRC.
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>>5464885
Trickle down economics.

The rest of the world hates the US even more than they already do.

Income gap increases.

etc.
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>>5464896
Yeah, you know, I like how people totally overlook that because voting a Mormon in is better than voting in a nigger.

Fucking 'murrican double standards
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>>5464883
I like how round she is
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>>5464908
Where did it say he paid for it?
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>>5464885
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>>5464859
Black Panthers, please.
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>politics on 4chan

You people are the fucking worst
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>>5464909
Why can't Fluttershy be president?

Things would be.....nicer
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>>5464911
Go ahead and support the member of a church that fought a small (but still treasonous) war against the US Army
I guess we'll see how that works out, won't we?
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>>5464584
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>>5464923
i dont think its even possible to find an old c3 torrent on the internet
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>>5464930
>obamadrones
>ad hominem
fucking horrible
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>>5464910
>both parties are exactly the same it doesn't matter who you vote for blah blah blah

Good to see Naderism is alive and well.
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>>5464934
She would surrender the country to China immediately.
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>>5464915
>He thinks we are not already at war with Iran.
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>tfw white and rich
>tfw more tax cuts
>tfw another lambo to bang virgin bitches in and drop them off at their daddies front door with cum leaking down their leg.
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>>5464940
Romney's probably about as mormon as most christians are christian.
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>>5464918
>Trickle down economics
i always wonder if someone in the GOP lost a bet and had to figuratively tell the middle class and lower class that they are pissing on them
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>>5464934
she would be a terrible president, congress and foreign governments would walk all over her
if only she had learned about being more assertive this catastrophe might have been averted
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>>5464940
Do you even research these things before you open your mouth?

The Mormons were confronted and attacked BY the US Army. They fought back. I don't see the issue.
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>>5464934
>"You want to store missiles in Cuba? Well, sure, they aren't hurting people there..."
>You want to send jobs to China? Well, they work so hard, so they must need them..."
She'd be adamantly pro-life, though.
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>mfw s3 turns out to terrible
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>>5464958
Trickle down sounds good on paper. So does communism.

Yeah.
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>>5464934
>She's so afraid of making decisions by herself
>She commissions thousands of reports
>Follows all of them out to the letter

>She heralds in a new era of prosperity and reason

I'd like that
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>>5464674
>"Hehe. I did it again, Anon!"
>"What?"
>"I was going to spill your chocolate milk again, but this time I drank it! Hehe!"
>"Uh....Twilight. I put a lot of Kahlua in that. Do you feel ok?"
>"Shhhh! You're so loud! Now hold still, I'm going to throw up."
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>>5464934
She was born in Equestria, and you have to be a lifelong US citizen.
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>>5464958
I don't understand how anyone with half a brain thinks that shit works. Your boss is driving a bmw and you a shitty honda for a reason...
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>>5464971

>mfw it turns out all right
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>>5464977
>flutterfags
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>>5464885

The Healthcare system falls apart entirely.

The lower-income brackets are essentially told "fuck you, buddy, you're on your own."

The gap between the economic tiers widens even further.

American Industry ceases to be.

Gay Rights are abolished.

We go to war in Syria

The Republicans laud The White Man as their savior.
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>>5464885
Unemployment goes back to normal.
...And no, 8% isn't supposed to be the new 'normal'.
And if you blame Bush do me a favor and just...fucking slap yourself.
Obama had 4 years to fix this shit, and he had a laser focus on his medicare bullshit, fuck the wars, fuck the economy, we gotta give everyone some free hospital shit.
Oh, shit everything else is fucked? Better blame the other idiot!
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>>5464909
if I may ask MLPG of all places, what exactly IS a president?
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>>5464947
>Implying Obongo isn't a shitty president who ruined my once great country with his shitty socialist libitard policies
>>
Is it good if ponies aren't getting you hard any more?
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>>5464958
>trickle down
>your bussiness has enough people to provide steady income
>make more jobs WHY if everthing is working fine
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OH SHIT FUCK WE WENT /pol/

Gotta fix it... Uh.. Uh..

HEY MLPG WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?
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>>5464992
>>5464991
>>5464999
Please be reporting this shit
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>>5464930
>all it takes is the slightest mention of /pol/
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>>5464947
not that guy, but the difference could still be pretty marginal, depends entirely on the makeup of congress, they have considerably more power than most people realize
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>>5464971
doent matter how terrible it is, your dumpass is still going to watch every episode.
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>>5464996
>I don't know what socialism is

stay mad foxnewsfag
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>>5465001
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipy1ZJQeUcs
24 hours on repeat
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>>5464865
I got John on finding a solution for your flash problem. Hopefully he'll turn up something. He's got no power due to Sandy so give it some time. I'll make sure to brief him when he gets on.

>Check your email and respond on your progress
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>>5465001
Blind Guardian's 'Battlefield'.
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>>5464976
>>5464958
>>5464918

yep. the rich folks are totally gonna pass that extra cash to the poor people. the rich have enough of it and they are all, every single one of them, people who wark hard and honestly for their money who'd glady give any surplus away.
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>>5464989
>Oh no, them Scientologists!
/b/...just let it the FUCK go.
We get it, they are fucking retarded and the steal money from the dipshits that follow it.
But keep in mind, they are all celebs with lots of them devil dollars, and they can have their little club.
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>>5464976
>Trickle down sounds good on paper.

It really doesn't. The whole idea behind supply-side economics is that consumers will adjust their spending habits to compensate for supply, which is laughable bullshit.

Demand-side economics on the other hand suggests that SUPPLIERS will react to changes in demand, which is...actually how it works.
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>>5465001
>fix it by changing it to /mu/
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
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>>5465001
I wanted to get in Jazz music and Anon recommended me Tom Waits

It's beautiful
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>>5465001
>/pol/ sucks
>Better replace it with /mu/!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEe3xfWfkG8 if you were wondering
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>>5465001
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToGnkBkySSA
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>>5464992

It takes longer than four years to fix an economy as badly-fucked as the one Bush left us with his little crusade to finish what Daddy started.
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so.....
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>>5465034
Dude I totally agree with you, but pundits/politicians can package trickle-down on paper to look like a favorable economic technique.

Let me rephrase: it looks good on paper if you've never taken an econ class in your life.
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>>5465037
IT'S THE ONLY THING I KNOW THAT ALWAYS WORKS, OK, I'M SORRY!

HERE LISTEN TO THIS AND BE CALM EVERYONE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HpyOkKWpCM
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>>5464976
but it doesn't even sound good on paper. it's just a ploy by some upper class people and politicians to stuff their pockets while telling the fox-news side of the intelligence spectrum that it is for their best
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>>5465001
[1]
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Ok, I've made my sacrifice to the circle gods
Now how do I draw pone?
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>>5464976
>Trickle down sounds good on paper
No it doesn't
Communism doesn't either
You have to put huge as fuck qualifiers in to make it sound good like
>"People wont be greedy"
>"The consolidation of power wont be abused"
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>>5465061
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw....oh.
>>
Even if Obama was a socialist, no one would ever know because 80% of bills before congress have been fillibustered by the republicans for pretty much his entire term.

Here's how you fix America: stop listening/catering to the retarded, racist masses.
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>>5465059
>blaming bush
>after four fucking years of obongo doing absolutely fuckall to fix anything
Yeah, sure. Let's give him MORE time to sit around and let everything turn to shit. That's a great idea.
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>>5465037
Can we be /o/ for once?
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>>5465005
>All of MLPG is in it.
>I hope you are all reporting it!
hah
Face it, if half of us met in real life the place would be a brawl at the first mention of a candidate.
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>>5464995
the president is head of one of the branches of the government, their powers include appointing heads of several agencies, appointing judges, and vetoing things congress wants to pass
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>dad threated to kick me out of the house if i didnt vote romney

lol america
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>>5465077
More circles
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>>5465061
How is the end of that not trampled to death?
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>>5465001
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuj1bQrBy74
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>>5465061
>you will never be raised by a futa pony mother
>she will never run out of milk from her crotchboobs and then continue feeding you with her dick
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>>5465001
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OO9LloDSJo
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>>5465099
>He said it on 4chan, it must be true!
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>>5465077
Wowee, look at all those nipples!
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>>5465085
bushed caused all the shit, stop it republicunt, you're not fooling anyone.
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>>5465085
Dude, just...the more you try the louder they will scream and the harder they will shove their fingers in their ears.
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>>5465059

It was barely even Bush's fault, to be fair. The collapse was pretty complex and can be blamed on several different industries simultaneously.

The documentary House of Cards is actually really informative and interesting. It's free on Hulu if you're curious.
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>>5465115

>>5465120
>>5465120
>>5465120
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>>5465077
too small circles. use your wrsit elbow and/or shoulder to draw
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>>5465061
who is this artist? i am hoping he does wacky porn comics with that character that are more silly than sexual.
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>>5465101
She has excellent kegel control

Also, she has a stroller to rest it on all day
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>>5465126
WHAT IS IT RAINBOW DASH

WHAT DO YOUR PONY EYES SEE?
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>>5465107

Tex pls draw Texanon encountering femTexanon.
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I like this pony a lot and sometimes I am sad that I can never be with her
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>>5465077
dude, juts draw Pone! Ypu will get it!
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>>5465120
But mah entitlements!
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>>5465087
sure
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>>5465106
bad feel

I wish she would impale me on her cock as punishment and laugh at how much smaller I am than her, even though she's a woman
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>>5465001
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dmc8AhGskLs
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>>5465133
>It actually wasn't exactly Bush's fault.
NO YOU ARE WRONG, HE IS A MASTERMIND AND WANTED TO KILL AMERICA AND ONLY THE GOD SAVIOR OBAMA CAN HELP US AND GET US FREE CELL PHONES YOU RACIST!
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>>5465087
I picked one of these up for $3k AUD
It's in great condition
Bit heavy on the fuel though, about 10-12 L/100km
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>>5465133
Is that the one thats always on CNBC?

That was a good one
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pone
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Politics is so toxic. There's no such thing as a "political discussion." There isn't even any such thing as a "political argument" anymore.

It's just "political yelling at each other until everyone gets pissed off and leaves."
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>>5465085

>republicans sit around with their thumbs up their butts and obstruct every piece of legislation going through Congress for 4 years
>blame Obama that he didn't do enough during his term

What a coincidence!
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>>5465151
Too meta. Besides, I can barely draw people consistently.
>>
I love you

all of you
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>>5465001
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=>clickinglinks
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>>5465152
Can we wallow in sadness as brothers?
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>>5465077
I think you're missing the point of the exercise. You're supposed to make each circle as perfect as you can, not throw out as much shit as you can
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>>5465106
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>>5465135
>MLPG
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>>5465111
i have crazy christain parents and i aint getting no job
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>>5465087
>that feel when you want to be /o/ but you're poor and have a Kia and /o/ usually doesn't like talking about car audio
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>>5465152
>Hanging out with Rarity at night in the winter
>You ask her if she's ever made snow angels before
>"It's easy," you say plopping down into a fresh pile of snow
>She tries to follow suit but ends up making some sort of have angel abomination and frowns
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>>5465179
>obstructing every piece legislation
>every piece of legislation was shit

WHAT A COINCIDENCE
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>>5465077
hmm, those circles should have become pone, dont know what you did wrong
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This thread needs a little more grey and purple.
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>>5465099
>say you're voting for him
>go vote
>write in ron paul
he will never know
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>>5465025
>responded

I hope he's all right.
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>>5465161
>you will never be rewarded by her through getting fucked in the ass
>you will never be punished by her through getting fucked in the ass without lube
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>>5465214
>Ron Paul
>not Gary Johnson

wat.
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>>5465213
GREY!?
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>>5465213
Perfection.
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>>5465213
I would love to contribute.
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>>5465204
Does your bass blow out your windows when you play wub?
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>>5465214
>>5465221
>throwing away your vote
lel
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>>5465087
>tfw only have to fill up every month.But have to pay Diesel prices.
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>>5465228
Grey is a name. Gray is a color.
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>>5465230
>your chest will never be that pillow
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>>5465206
>Senate Republicans hold up judicial nominations for several weeks at a time
>when they finally come to a vote they're approved with >90 ayes

Got an explanation for that one other than pure obstruction?
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>>5465178
Right, so shut up and post your youtube music link
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Derpy is a very blond pony
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>>5465147
>>5465189
Wait, I fucked that up
Let me try again
[I think this is the one]
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>>5465245
Grey is a name?
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>tfw the closest thing you have to friends are posters on an anonymous imageboard
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>>5465245
Other countries post in here.
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Would you wreck a Kart that you and Sweetie Belle built together that she wanted to race in?
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>>5465237
>Volkswagen
>1945+67
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>>5465161
>size shaming

MY AFRICAN-AMERICAN!
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>>5465228
Grey?

More like GAY
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>>5465215
So long as he cooperates....
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>>5465237
I was thinking of getting a car but then I bought two of these.
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>>5465271
I'm not your friend, guy
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>>5465271
>Closest thing
I am your friend Anonymous
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>>5465230
So do I
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>>5465178
In other words, it has the same effect as calling Rarity a slut.

Thanks for the comparison, /co/!
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>>5465275
what? no
what kind of asshole would do something like that?
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>>5465237
We can be /n/, is that good enough?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wg4uU2aEtIg
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>>5465231
I don't listen to "wub"
I usually stick to music that isn't even bass heavy.

Although, I do get a little bit of front window flex
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>>5465206

>Obama takes moderate republican ideas and includes them in legislation
>republicans respond by moving so far right that they refuse to act on anything that isn't entirely dictated by them

Also, refusing to accept any means of revenue increase as a means of balancing the debt is just fucking retarded.
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>>5465275
Why the fuck would I wreck it? What am I, Crush-it Carl?
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>>5465247
;_;
I would bake cakes for Rarity whenever she wanted
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>>5465275
Too soon, Anon. Too soon.
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>>5465235
depending on his state, it may be completely pointless which one he votes for
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>>5465275
>"W-why did you crash it? We spent so long building it... I wanted a turn"
>"Sigh, Scootaloo wouldn't whine..."
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>>5465297
But Rarity IS a slut, so it's different.
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>>5465275
If she was voiced by Sarah Silverman I would
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>>5465001
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmc21V-zBq0

feeling adventurous today
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>>5465278
>tfw it's almost 1945+68

I have done nothing all year.
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>>5465278
>not driving the peoples car

pls go
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>>5465308
Man I would learn how to be a great cook just so I can make her happy.
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>>5465288

Well then I officially have one friend!
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>>5465275

Stop that. Some of us haven't seen it yet.
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We /o/ ?
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>>5465348
Count me in too. I'm crazy enough to risk my life to save you people.
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>>5465278
>Can't afford a good car.
>2012

Enjoy your Honda Civic.
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>>5465354
>jaguar

but cats don't have knots!
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>>5465348
Just getting you're a butt
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>>5465354
>tfw klondike has a jaguar
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>>5465342
what if she offered to cook for you for a change?
element of generosity, after all
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>>5465292
those curtains look like stomach lining in the thumbnail

yeah okay i need to stop fapping to vore
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>>5465367
>interspecies

kinky
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>>5465342
I think we should try to better ourselves for this most beautiful pony.
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>>5465378
Oh hey, you're write.

Time to go find some vore to fap to.
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>>5465342
>>5465377
>tfw when you read cook as cock. twice
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>>5465388

No.
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>>5465305
I found a picture on my phone.
>tfw no one else shares your interests
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>>5465377
>She burns her hair.
>Never seen again for months.
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>>5465388
But I'm better myself for myself!
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>>5465348
I'm friends with anyone that likes Cutie Pie
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>>5465388
but i prefer the book pone
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>>5464967
>She'd be adamantly pro-life, though.
No, Fluttershy would reach kernel panic when she finds out there are cases when pregnancy would be dangerous to the mother.

Or, you know, if they have another kid they just can't afford it and adoption and foster care are both in shambles.

She'd have to pass it off to her Surgeon-General for advice.

Twilight would probably allow fully legal abortion but only with rigorous contraceptive-friendly sex education becoming the norm, with programs highlighting how important condoms and other forms of birth control are.
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How does non-unicorn pone masturbate
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>>5465199

That fawn's nose bothers me so much now that I look back at it.
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>>5465001
HEYYYYYYYY SEXY LADY
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>>5465424
Mah nigga
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>>5465430
They can't
Hooves are too impractical and belly slapping rarely leads to climax

Pony life is suffering if you're alone
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>>5465430
belly slaps or humping the couch/bed
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>>5465424
What book are you reading now?
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>>5465426
>implying Twilight wouldn't develop artificial wombs for rape babies that no one wanted
>implying they wouldn't all be wards of the State
>implying they wouldn't either go directly into the military from birth, or a scholar program with no outside contact
>implying implications
Waste not, want not.
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>>5465430
With a dragon assistant.
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>>5465430
We had this discussion yesterday.
irl pones/horses move their hips so their dick slaps their sides.
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>>5465077
I was trained in cancer screening for pap smears.

I- I don't know how to tell you this, but without coloration that looks like cervical cancer.

No I'm not trolling.
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>>5465410
Well that's even better!
>>5465424
Book pone is a good pone too
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>>5465468
stupid/10

what the fuck does that even mean
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>>5465426
Twilight would blow all the budget on education fucking everything over when nothing else has enough money left.

Also she sucks when it comes to Carisma

She needs someone to keep her in check and to be the one who does the talking.

Twilight would work better behind the scenes.
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Aww shit. Just got inspiration. Looks like I'm gonna have another half-finished fic that I'll keep telling myself I'll finish the next day but won't for weeks or maybe ever

>anon invited to pony party in passing by Pinkie Pie
>"Well it's not like I'm doing anything tonight... might as well go."
>didn't realize the party was organized not by Pinkie Pie, but by Berry Punch
>red cup party
>lots of ponies getting drunk
>you spy Gilda
>"Hey you're Rainbow Dash's friend aren't you?"
>tries to play it off like she's just here for free booze
>eventually it comes out that she came because she heard this was going to be a big party and was hoping RD would show up
>she wanted an excuse to "run into" her
>she's trying to work things out and apologize to RD about how she acted during her last visit to Ponyville, but between nerves and her pride she can't work up the courage to do so
>you give her encouragement
>she finds RD and tries to pull her over to the side and talk to her
>RD calls her out in front of everyone, they get into a verbal fight and Dash storms out of the party
>Gilda looks crushed as she wanders back to you
>She starts drinking heavily
>Tearfully opens up to you about how she just wants to be loved and have friends like RD but is too proud to admit it
>Uncomfortable, you do your best to console her
>She's becoming more infatuated as she drinks more
>Eventually she throws herself on you and you have crazy drunken human x griffon sex in one of the back rooms
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>>5465490
nno this not something i desire
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>>5465459
War and Peace
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>>5465424
book pone is a very good pone
I like her. a lot.
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>>5465488

Honestly, it'd be kind of nice seeing someone who didn't think Education was just there to take money out of if you couldn't afford something.
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>In season 3, Trixie becomes a better character after her horn breaks off, and she goes blind in her right eye.
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>>5465488
Of all things I think Applejack would be Fluttershy's Raum Emanuel or Axelrod (or Karl Rove for you Bush fans).

She'd wrangle Twilight into not going off the deep end. It's also possible that Fluttershy would be just assertive enough to tell Twilight to keep Department of Education costs down.
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>>5465459
20k leagues under the sea
verne's work has not held up as well as wells'
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>>5465517
Oh yes. There will be blood.
>>
With all this madness over LSP and Shezow, maybe they will finally separate cartoons and comics into their own threads.

Or rename /mlp/ to /Hub/
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>>5465459

The Brothers Karamazov.
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>>5465459
timeline
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>>5465406
Please, Anon.
That thing needs to be in a car, not your house.
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>>5465484
It means you put the tissue on the slide
Look for irregularities
And if it meets criteria x, y, and z it's sent off for further analysis / second opinion and possibly diagnosed as cervical cancer.

Those circles drawn up there?

That shit looks like a "you got cancer" slide.
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>>5465459
The Fires of Heaven
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>>5465459

uh
tons of them
too many to list
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>>5465528

>pages and pages of categorizing fish
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>>5465536
LPS is going to end up like care bears
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>>5465517
>Trixie becomes a villain's henchman
>Twilight convinces her to stand down with the power of friendship or whatever
>alternatively she kicks Trixie's ass and she runs off again Team-Rocket style
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>>5465488
And this is why I support Rarity and Twilight for president
Rarity has a business so she would probably know something about managing the budget
She's also more charismatic than Twilight

She'd keep Twilight in check while Twilight comes with all the ideas about what Rarity should do.
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>>5465459
Pick one for me
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>>5465507
Christ, Twilight makes almost as many weird faces as Fin
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>>5465507
I love how she goes from

°A°

to

|:[

to

c:<
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>>5465549
NOW?

How many books do you read at once?
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>>5465507
do you love her, Anon?
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>>5465582

Four a day.

As long as I'm there to turn the pages.
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>>5465568
Any other charts like this?
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>>5465568
The Diamond Age
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>>5465557
>tfw Trixie turns into a recurring, comic-relief villain
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>>5465576
>Not one but THREE emoticons!
¬_¬
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>>5465549
re-reading The English Patient for my research paper
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>>5465583
I love all the little pony
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>>5465552
yeah, i have to just skim through some paragraphs because i dont fucking care about the names and descriptions of the 500 fucking fish that live in this region of the ocean
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>>5465582

a lot.
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>>5465592
You're weird.
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>>5465603
I actually wouldn't mind that
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I just had a wonderful experience. My secret pleasure. Getting a haircut. That human contact, with no fear of being judged or rejected by another person. I love it. It's so relaxing and therapeutic. I can see why apes groom each other. Physical contact binds their society together.
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>>5465557
>She uses the Elements in an attempt to save her.
>It turns her into a statue.
>Total horror is etched on her granite face.
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>>5465568

Oh man, a rec chart where I've read most of it without the aid of the chart itself! How novel.
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>>5465583
I love her
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I'm thinking of going to see wreck it ralph tomorrow. How was it?
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>>5465515

We no need edkastin, faggot.

We needs indersy.
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>>5465583
I wonder...
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>>5465459
"The Coming of the Terraphiles."

Great Doctor Who novel.

If you want a REALLY great Doctor Who novel, "Touched By An Angel" is really fantastic as any time travel / paradox story goes, period. What if saving someone you loved is going to come at a terrible price?
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>>5465568
Red Mars
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>>5465592
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>>5465626
> brony detected
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>>5465583
how can anyone not love Twilight Sparkle
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>>5465628
>Celestia congratulates Twilight and offers to move Trixie to Ponyville
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>>5465643
Is it about angels molesting people?
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>>5465601
http://4chanlit.wikia.com/wiki/Recommended_Reading
I got it from /lit/s recommended section
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>>5465623
>keeping your Jason Alexander in the icebox
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>>5465670

>no Ayn Rand

Not interested.
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A challenger appears!
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>>5465459
World war Z.
To be honest, I am losing interest in it.
Soon, I am going to get Ruins
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>>5465627
>1000 years later she is freed to wreak havoc on Twilight's succesors
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Am I edgy if I think blood on ponies is cute?
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>>5465459
Catch-22. I wish other classic books had such good humor in it without losing the seriousness behind it
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>>5465675

>not keeping your dvds in a refrigerated environment
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>>5465675
>not keeping everything in your fridge
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>>5465684
I read that book.
I liked it. The chapter about the Chinese nuclear submarine was one of my favorites.
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>>5465689
you gave me a paper cut reading that
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>>5465636
I thought it was pretty good. Funny, fun characters, makes you feel almost as much as Pixar. Solid movie all around
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>>5465665
Someone loses someone in a terrible accident and is told by himself stranded in the past he can save her. Then he's sent back in time by the Angels long before the accident.

It gets pretty mindscrewy, but the overall message is pretty fantastic and they describe the 90's to a tee.
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>>5465702
but pony can't fit into fridge
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>>5465677
I already have an insomniac pony waifu.
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>>5465677
Oh bitch you are not about to jump in on this shit.
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Link to Renne quest archive pls
Has it updated?
The thread sank already
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>>5465705
"They were big, soft arms."

Oh god.

Oh god.
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>>5465718
then get a bigger fridge
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>>5465676

>it's impossible to say you like Atlas Shrugged without people assuming you're crazy

This bugs me. It was a perfectly enjoyable piece of fiction, but the fanbase ruined it.
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>>5465713
After Cars 2 and Brave, I'm not as confidant in Pixar as I used to be
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>>5465693
Catcher in the Rye is very amusing, have you read that one?
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>>5465742
that book was fucking phony
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>>5465737
just like my little pony
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>>5465734
But what if pony wants to be warm
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>>5465718
you're just not trying hard enough
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>>5465724
>"Ithoughtaboutsleeponce."
>"Ithink."
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>>5465742
i didnt like that book
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>>5465742
No, I haven't. For whatever reason I thought it was some 2deep4u book. I might actually check it out now
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>>5465752

Yes, the irony had not escaped me.
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>>5465677
Look, just give me a tired pony and I'll fall in love with it.

Tired things are cute. Ponies are cute. They work good together
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>>5465753
give her a blanket, you dummy
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>>5465737

I don't read. I'll watch the movie when it comes out.

It's better that way anyway.
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>>5465733
The chapter about the astronauts trapped in orbit was also good. The book was great at giving the reader a sense of pandemonium.
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>>5465787
part 1 actually came out already. I heard it's terrible
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>>5465737
>it's impossible to say you hate the poor without people assuming you're crazy
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>>5465753
Spitfire can't even spit hot fire.
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>>5465738
Cars 2 was blatant milking of an ok first movie. Brave had horrible production difficulties.
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>>5465546
It's in my car now though
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>>5465804

Rainbow Dash can't even dash rainbows.
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>>5465804
I will fight you
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>>5465180
>>5465151
>femTexanon.

This?
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>>5465789
AMERICA, FUCK YE- OH FUCK! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!
>>
you wouldn't hurt a pony, would you?

I don't think I could...
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>>5465823
but can applejack jack apples?
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>>5465787
Don't, the movie is terrible. Just terrible.

The fiction at least goes into detail about just how shitty the economy's gotten and the political machine that's keeping it that way to their own profit.

The MOVIE just has bitchy whispy white people bitching in conference rooms, with a few more sets in the second movie to show off Galt's paradise in C-list CGI.
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>>5465802
I enjoy lots of things I don't like. Gregorian Chant is beautiful to me, yet I don't agree with the central idea about God and all that
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>>5465823
>Not watching the show
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>>5465823
Fluttershy can't.....uhhh.....hardly fly
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>>5465805
Was the rough plot of Brave any different before, or was it still that retarded bear shit?
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>>5465180
Tex
hey Tex
do you remember the Lords of Letters club?
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>>5464078

>Java
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>>5465836
why would I do something like that
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>>5465799

Fucking duh. I was joking with that post.

I don't have much interest in Ayn Rand anyway - her work seems depressing as hell, and nobody will give me a straight answer as to what Objectivism is supposed to be beyond an excuse to be a horrible, selfish person.
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>>5465789
The Battle of Yonkers will ALWAYS impress me.
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>>5465819
God, I was afraid you were using that thing as a home entertainment system...
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>>5465802

The book took place in an alternate fantasy universe. Anyone who reads it and thinks it has a message that can be applied to the real world is delusional, but within the context of the narrative it is an entertaining story.
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>>5465836
I could hurt a bad pony. I'm more interested in the idea of the mane six and whether or not they're capable of hurting other ponies. What would push Fluttershy to hurt another pony?
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>>5465836
i dont even want to hurt a person, and ponies are cuter than persons
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>>5465843
>watching the show
ew I'm not no brony
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>>5465836
Physically? No

Emotionally? Also no

Telepathically? No
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>>5465857
the what?
i live in yonkers
i should read this book maybe
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>>5465843
thats not a little pony, thats not a little pony at all
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>>5465833
oh god, Yonkers. loved that one.
made the later chapter where they blow the zombies away while blasting Iron Maiden (I think that was what it was) all the more satisfying.
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>>5465838
* just wanted to point out, IN THIS ALTERNATE WORLD, kind of like how 1984 supposed that there were world-wide riots by the 1950's and a whole slew of things are different and terrible and insane.
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>>5465885
Flutterfans
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>>5465836
I'd hurt a pony if she asked for it

Like with words
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>>5465858
That sounds silly. I prefer headphones, at any rate.
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>>5465849
I dont know. All I know is the lead writer stormed off over creative differences. Its hard to turn a movie around after that
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>>5465857
I thought that was one of the stupidest scenes in the book.
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>>5465886
America's first large-scale attack against the zombies.
you should read it.
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>>5465886
It's just an event that happened there, not some huge swathe of story about the finer points of your hometown.
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>>5465908
why so?
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>>5465836
I'd rape a murderer pony until she just begged for death.

Then I'd call in the guards and ask if any of them want to breed a bad girl, as I already broke her in for them. If they aren't in the mood we could just do it in a week and let them fill her cunt while she's good and feisty again.

If there's even a glimmer of hope left in her, she might accept it - another year until execution? She'd accept the thrusts with a scream, not a sob.
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>>5465886
read it, it's really good. It goes into various peoples lives during various parts of a zombie apocalypse in the modern day world, From some wannabe palestinian terrorist to an Australian Astronuat, from the beginning of the apocolypse, to the end.
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>>5465636
just got back from wreck-it ralph.

Pixar Braintrust was listed on the credits, so you know disney let them do all the story parts.

it's amazing. i haven't felt this unsettled about a villain or this kind of sadness since i was a kid. i'm going to go see it in 3d now, since I couldn't tell which parts were 3d-pandering in the 2d version.
also,
>>>/co/42448904
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>>5465689
Probably.

But I guess that makes me edgy too, but that's alright.
People really should draw more ponies with bloody on them, but while they are smiling. I don't know why, but the contrast is utterly charming.
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>>5465933
I have no idea why, but I got so many feels watching that. I just saw Vanellope try to race, and felt so damn sad when her car was smashed the first time. I damn near shed a tear when Ralph lunged into what he thought was his death to save Vanellope
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>>5465902
You say silly, but I lived with a brother that thought that was a great idea.

He calls my La Scala's boxes.
>>
Alright, I'd better take off before someone spoils Punch-It Pete for me.

Goodnight, MLPG.
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>>5465979
>>
woody dies
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>>5466021
How can an inanimate object die?
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>>5465757
i bet her being refrigerated all the time makes it difficult to keep a boner when you're fucking her.
>>
Slap it Samuel gets crippled after getting a hernia; is later arrested for having sex with a 7 year old candy
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>>5466038
shes like six inches bro.
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>>5465927
> 4chan
> full of normal people
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>>5466032
I don't know, Pinkie

Why don't you tell me
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>>5466021
Marlin finds Nemo
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>>5466047
Then that is one tiny fridge full of tiny food.
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>tfw no pony to cuddle
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>>5466063
Anon wanted her to feel at home.
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>>5466063
>Not having a mini fridge for your mini pony
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>>5465933
That cartoon short at the beginning was great. I always have a thing for a speechless movie that relies on the conveyance of emotion. Probably the same reason Wall-e is one of my favourite movies
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>>5466038
>Not using heat ointment
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>>5466069
You can always cuddle me Anon.

Oh wait, you can't do that either.
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>>5466038
>not having warm coke
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZcgBzHJQpo&feature=youtu.be

Is that what the MLPG steam chat sounds like?
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I don't know who or waht the fuck this lizard thing is but I heartily endorse more Filthy Rich porn.
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>>5465933
Holy shit!
This is adorable
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>>5466108
No, not really
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>>5466079
>not having a mini pony for your mini dick
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>>5462889
>tfw there's a human girl in close proximity and you start leaking pre-cuddle all over your coat
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>>5466111
I-Is the lizard thing female?
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Have you ever farted so hard you cracked your back?
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>>5466111
>Royal guard fucking Filthy rich fapfic
unf
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>>5466111
Judging by the attire, it's likely another of 0r0's mantraps.
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>>5463958
Late as fuck but ah well.
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>>5466108
wait, is there a MLPG steam group? I don't know if I like that or not
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>>5466127
Filthy Rich can afford them to be whatever he needs at the time.
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>>5466125
>tfw when a human female doesn't want to cuddle you because she's not a "lesben" or whatever
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>>5466132
No I haven't, Fix-It Felix. Have you?
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>>5466142
It's full of faggots that circlejerk and play games

It can be fun
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>>5466138
Is that a wheelchair?
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>>5466136
Damn it.
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>>5466105

>warm coke

You are a disgusting individual. If I saw you in passing I would not hesitate to spit on the ground before your feet.
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>>5466108
Kinda, maybe, not really.
Look for Slosten on YouTube
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>>5466136
>>5466111
>>5466127
who cares if its male or female? it looks female from that angle, and that's all that matters.
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>>5466144
>be Filthy's pet
>he can just casually pay for a magical sex change whenever he gets bored of your present configuration of holes
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>>5466138
>>5466157
oh it's that one guy i forget who he is
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>>5466138
No worries anon
There's plenty of time for alcohol
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>>5466145
Wouldn't it be awesome if guys could have lesbian girl friends they could hang out, playfully flirt and cuddle with just like girls have gay guy friends?
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>>5466183
...Sign me up
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>>5466138
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>>5466168
Is this what you tell your Johns?
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>>5466196
If you had a lesbian friend, she would want to cut down tree, go to monster truck rallies, and discuss flannel shirts and Doc Martin boots
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>>5466147
I just did. That's why I asked
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>>5466157
No, it's a mobile resting device assisted in movement via devices of rounded origin.
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>>5466191
>not framing the Holy Mark of Celestia

The Confessors will be at your house shortly.
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>>5466202
I have to ask -- is this a real house that was photographed on Fuck Hoarders or something?
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>>5466217
Mine doesn't
She's just a girl that likes girls
No political bullshit
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>>5466217
I have several lesbian friends. They all like roller derby.

I'm told that's a stereotype, but hey.
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>>5466229
>Implying I don't have a much larger shrine over my bed
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>>5466188
I tried to move it out of shot, but figured 'fuck it.'
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man MLPG, opiates are so chill
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>>5465927
... Does anyone have a fic of this?
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>>5466238
It's too clean to be a hoarder's house.
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>>5466217

>>5466246
>>5466253
I had a lesbian friend once but the third time we hung out, she showed up with a U-Haul filled with her stuff
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>>5466191
>Celestia mark
>worthy of being put on the wall

please
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>>5465726
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/GeneralArchive/RenneQuest/RenneArchive.html

Hasn't updated yet, but the thread's been saved: it's just waiting on Sentenal to do the actual update.
I've still got a web archive of it that I saved to easily steal all the pictures that I could upload somewhere for you if you'd like.
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>>5466257
Marijuana is going to be legal in my state on Tuesday. Barring some concerted circumvention of democracy.
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>tfw you've actually kind of started to use reddit lately

help me before it's too late MLPG
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>>5466272
>Renee is looking right at his junk.
>And she likes what she sees.
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>>5466279
draw Hot Beef porn plz
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>>5466271
Anyone have that one pic of the guy secretly living in his mom's sub-basement?

What a sad, sad life.
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>>5466279
attentionwhore
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>>5466283
don't go
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>>5466283
if it werent for the fact that the site actually HURTS to use I'd probably check it out.

Seriously that shit is a maze
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>>5466279

'kay.
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>>5466271
If you don't praise the sun then what do you even wake up for in the morning?
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when are you assholes going to stop watching shows for little girls?
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>>5466278
wait, what state do you live in?
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>>5466279
Sure you aren't.
[1]
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>>5466278
funfact: Cartels would lose 30% of their profit if marijuana was legalized in the US
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>>5466283
If you stay away from the big subs like funny, pics, le me-me comics, etc, it's really not that bad
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>>5466279
He vanished... just like a ghost!
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>>5466283
This other forum I frequent is going to be taken offline in a few months.

All my friends there are talking about migrating to Reddit when it closes down.

I'm scurred.
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>>5466310
Never, faggot
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>>5466142

There's always someone in the chat, at least 20 people at all times.

http://steamcommunity.com/groups/mlpgeneral
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>>5466313
It's been an eye-opening campaign.

All the people that run medical marijuana practices are campaigning hard against legalization, because they've got their own little racket going on.
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>>5466308
I praise the moon
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>>5466311
Washington. That initiative, the gay marriage one and the charter school one are all polling to pass.
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>>5466336
Fair enough.
All princesses are good princesses
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>>5466329
Could someone invite me to the group?
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>>5466332

It was a mind boggling moment when I learned that heavy pot users are actually against legalization because they just want to sell it for more money.
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Im stream. Will take requests pls

http://www.livestream.com/cosmonawt
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>>5466142
The IRC is way better.
You can find it on the linkboard.
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>>5466257
If Fluttershy took opiates, I guess you could call her mellow yellow
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>>5466349
marijuana is like 10 times more expensive in the US than Mexico
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>>5466329
>>5466348
Why isn't it open anymore?
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>>5466350
I'd join but I have to leave

Draw me some Twirity
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>>5466337
>Marijuana is going to possibly be legal here.
>Ironically, far more powerful shit is legal here in the first place.
Washington is a funny state isn't it?
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>>5466367
Hm didn't know that changed.
I'm sure that a steamfag will send you an invite or howver that works
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>>5466348
Woah, I didn't know it was invite only
It used to be open
Post your steamname and I'll invite you
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>>5466366
because all they have there is megashitty mexican brick weed there.

US-grown weed is pretty much 5x as potent and WAY fucking better. It's not the 90's anymore kids, buy 'murrican.
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>>5466381
If marijuana is legalized, after the presidential election, that's going to be the single biggest talked about election result.

Could blow up to be a huge issue all over the country.
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>>5466381
Yeah, stuff that make the drug companies shit tons of money. If you could grow viagra in you house, it would be illegal.
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>>5466405
i shouldn't have looked
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>>5466385
well if there is someone who wants to invite me

http://steamcommunity.com/id/nigerianmanchild/
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>>5466405
I feel like their cock colors should match the colors of their coats even though that's probably not accurate
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>>5466292
I'd actually like to see this, if only to make me feel so much better about myself.
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>>5466405
how do you even walk with a dick that wide? I doubt he could even penetrate someone without rupturing something
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>>5466291
Done.
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>>5466316
2 spooky
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>>5466414
thanks to whoever just invites me
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>>5466312
> tfw he'll never find true love`
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Why didn't anyone tell me this is such a great show before? It's all Space Prussians, and Space Politics, and Space Gays.

Siegfried Kircheis is more moe than any pony.
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>>5466434

Just another problem for dudes with huge dicks.
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>>5466438
2hot
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>>5466419
I usually like it just a little darker and more saturated. Or just black. Everything goes with black.
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>>5466455
>space prussians
the /k/ in me is intrigued.
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>>5466457
I feel like this would happen all the time with Pinkie and her big poofy tail
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>>5466438
This went better than expected.
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>>5466480
But it doesn't hang between her legs, it sticks out of her butt.
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>>5466480
>Pinkie rolling around Tiny Horse Town shouting OH JEEZ
That sounds adorable.
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how do you snack on pone toots
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>>5466480
>Pinkie
>Not FS and her tail Extansions
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>>5466450
>You will never casually offer him a roll in the hay, completely oblivious to his lack of attention
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>>5466507
You freeze them into a popsicle
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>>5466509
Heck any of them will do. They all have pretty long tails
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>>5466509
That would explain some things.
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>tfw leveling in WoW and you pull some mobs and a level 90 comes down and kills you

I'll never get why people do this.
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>>5466477
>the /k/ in me is intrigued.

The Galactic Empire is basically 19th Century Germany/Prussia. They have a Kaiser, cool uniforms, nobility, and courtly politics plays a big role in the series. The series could easily be transplanted to mid-19th Century Europe without much lost.
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>>5466529
yeah but they have prehensile tails so I guess they just keep it out of the way.

Wouldn't FS be the only one who couldn't control her tail since it's fake?
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>>5466543
>playing WoW
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>>5466545
>mmm...
>yes perfect
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>>5466543

>playing WoW

I'll never get why people do this.
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>>5466543
>tfw I don't care
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>>5466543
People are petty.
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>>5466551
She's done it on the show

Besides, prehensile shmensile. You trip over your own feet, dontcha?
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>>5466543
check your name/clantag.

I kill bronies and redditors on sight in almost every game I play regardless of teamkilling penalties
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>>5466543

>playing on pvp kiddie servers in any game

Nigga, I just cut that shit out from the start.
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have you ever procured the services of a prostitute

how did it go
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>>5466560
And ponies are pretty
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>>5466562
No, i'm not a clumsy autist
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>>5466543
>leveling in WoW

Wish I had the motivation to do that. been resubbed for weeks and highest i have is an 88.
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>>5466543
This is one of the best images of AJ

I'm gonna post it again
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>>5466568
Nope.

Only ever "paid" by dinner and a movie standards, never ZA WHORES
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>>5466574
well maybe the ponies are
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>>5466564
>teamkilling
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>>5466580

>implying
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>>5466580
>implying this isnt the best one
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>>5466568
>paying a succubus to steal your mana

Get a load of this guy
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>>5466595
>Implying they're not all good
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>>5466568
Saipan. Was drunk at the time. Afterwords I was told she had a genital disease.

I spent the rest of the night in the shower with a greenie screaming "It won't come off."

She looked like a humanized chinese Rarity.
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Tex still here? Please stream.
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>>5466607
So...she looked like a prostitute?
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>>5466608
How about Cosmonaut Petrov instead?


http://www.livestream.com/cosmonawt
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>>5466602
that pictures' not good. She's too smug

put it in the machine until it is better
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new horse where?
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>>5466628
Uh, I think I messed up
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>>5466628
>put it in the machine
Why does this sound so ominous
>THE MACHINE
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>>5466641
All horses ded. Sorry. Their soul is mine.
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>>5466662
But I love horses
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>>5466662
NO

NO FAGGOT NO
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>>5466661
It makes the ponies better
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Remember to refresh before making a new horse! Never know when a janitor may stop by.
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>>5466666
You would super satan, ya fruit
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>>5466662
>Implying pony souls can be enslaved

Ponies will always be free man, I don't know what you have there but it's not ponysouls
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>>5466617

...who? This some brony or something?
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>>5466680
It looked like a pony when I got it.

Though all it says is "boop" or some shit. I dunno.

Maybe I can sell it for something
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>tfw you send someone dirty asks and they don't respond
I just want people to see how witty I am, dammit
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>>5466687
I'll buy it for a dollar
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>>5466702
>>5466702
>>5466702
>>5466702
>>5466702
>>5466702

I did it! I made the new thread!
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>>5466021
> Woody was never a toy
> Buzz was right the whole time
> Cut to emperor Zurg observing a human Woody strapped to a chair with electrodes on his head
> Buzz was sent to save him
> he's too far gone
> "You are a sad, strange little man. And you have my pity."
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Pony impregnation and farts where?
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>>5467028
Pony impregnation begins here maybe

That's if the breeders decide to come out of the woodwork.
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>breeding
>not embracing your homolust
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>>5467035
> implying I'm not a bisexual breeder

I only BREED women, mind you.
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>>5467033
breeder checking in here.

i would love to impregnate twist. she would make such a good mom.
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>>5466963
Do people seriously do this? Waifu Twist?
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>>5467049
I would impregnate Twilight with my human seed.
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>>5467049
> impregnating Twist
She is the feisty nerd girl I've always wanted.
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>>5467067
Human or pone
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>>5467097
Preferably human.

I think you know the humanisation I mean.

God, big curves, bright smile, red hair, and freckles with an adorable lisp, yeah, I'd rock that and wed that.
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>>5467110
Amen, man
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>>5467110
J-jesus, how big would she be in the second trimester
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>>5467150
Those breasts? Good god, who knows?

I don't know which humanisation you think I mean, but I'm thinking chubby Twist, not HUGE AS FUCK Twist.
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>>5467057
Whoa, man, human on pony, is that even possible? Would you need magic to help you along? Would she pop out little hybrids?
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>>5467193
>tfw you begin the race of centaurs with twist
>tfw you need to constantly be keeping her pregnant to increase their numbers
>tfw twist loves creating a horde of spawn with you
it's a good feel.
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>>5467182
I don't think I've seen chubby Twist around MLPG before. Link?
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>>5467222
Sorry, no idea where to find it and we're past the image limit.
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>>5467217
>tfw you'd do the same
>but with Applejack
Even if they came out as ponies, people, or centaurs, I'd love them all the same. And I'm sure AJ would love having a few extra hands around the farm anyway.
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>>5467252
I dunno, you're not about to comprise half the Apple clan just in your little nuclear unit. Horses gestate for about 11 months a pop...

Still, it'd be lovely to try.
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>>5467290
You're eschewing the possibility of multiple births. Twins, triplets, octuplets. Anything is possible with magic and a few herbs.
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>>5467347
> multiple births
> herbs
I guess.
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>>5467372
C'mon now, Zebra potion-making is nothing to sneeze at.
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>>5467384
Like AJ would trust that crazy hoodoo and not good ol' Earth pony babymakin' methods
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>>5467431
>You have to spend hours listening to Granny Smith detailing exactly how to ensure maximum procreation
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>>5467431
True enough. However, we'd need magic to make the breeding viable, and if I subtly suggest to Twilight to make my sperm especially effective in their purpose in the process, well, I could just say it was a side-effect.
And I'd swear Twilight to secrecy for the rest of her life.
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>>5467431
That's implying you'd tell her.
It's harmless after all, just a little something to kickstart her body's natural instinct to breed and become bred.
Just a little at a time, getting her used to the taste, until she's taking double doses.
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>>5467495
I get the feeling AJ is the kind of girl who wants to pump out an army of kids anyways. She probably would be the best pony to breed.
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>>5467540
"G-god yes, f-fill me up, right now!"

I think my arousal has arousal.
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>>5467540
Well, it's hard enough running Apple Acres with just two ponies, after all. A half-dozen kids would spread the workload out tremendously, and allow them to run the farm more efficiently.
The real pain would be coming up with apple-themed names for all of them.
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>>5467572
there are 25 different kinds of apples alone, anon.

plus consider the types of food, states of origin apples could come from, parts of the apple, tree names, brand names, etc.

plenty of names for plenty of little ponies.
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>>5467600
But the Apple family is so large already
Do you think they have family historians to ensure everyone gets a unique name?
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>>5467600
And the Apple family has plenty of "branches", like the Orange family. Maybe with enough foals, you and Applejack could carve out a core for the entire family.
There wouldn't be a pony in Equestria who wouldn't know of Applejack's prodigious production.
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>>5467600
And just how many of those have been taken by living Apple members? Dreadfully awkward at the family reunion when there's three Apple Cobblers, four Macintoshes, a pair of Golden Delicious, a few Red Delicious, and so on.
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>>5467634
I'm betting Fuji isn't taken.
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>>5467667
Neither is Empire, I'd wager, though that'd be a pain in the ass of a name to live up to.
One of them is being named Applecore, no matter what AJ says.
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>>5467628
Sitting down with the family historian to pick names is a time-honored tradition for Apple couples. Although you'd undoubtedly get a few funny looks.
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>>5467628
>>5467629
>>5467634
http://www.slate.com/content/dam/slate/articles/life/food/2012/10/121001_appleFlowChart.jpg
Here's a quick little chart of apples. That's not even half of them, and the Apple family, at it's base a community of farmers, could very easily have children that specialize in specific parts, or in different plants and trees.

>>5467688
D'aaaawwwwww. How many would YOU have with her?
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>>5467688
What about Appleseed? Named after the little sister she never had.
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>>5467696
As many as I possibly could, really. And as many as she'd want.
>>5467711
Appleseed was another consideration. Along with Appleblossom, Applebutter, and other such things.
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Oi no one told me there was pone talk in here
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>>5467770
FETISH pony talk.

Speaking of which, what exactly do you talk about? Just... babies? And pregnancy? I'll be honest, I want understanding AND a boner.
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See, this is why I'd want to breed a pegasus
You never have to deal with your children, you just let them grow up on their own
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>>5467801
This particular group is about exactly that, yes. Having babies with ponies, either impregnating them or being impregnated by them.

>>5467810
Pegasi come from a warrior culture and militaristic background. They don't take kindly to deserters like you.
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>>5467810
But if you do that, they end up like Scootaloo. Or worse, Dash.
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>>5467849
>Implying I'm a deserter
Don't get me wrong, I'd serve my time on the weather patrol and what not
I just think the kids should have to fend for themselves
Makes 'em stronger
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>>5467870
>Spartan children
I could never do that. I wanna dote on all my children and their mother. ;-;
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So... no femanon?
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>>5467889
>implying there is ever a femanon
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>>5467889
Maybe I could be your femanon tonight~
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>>5467881
Which mother would that be?
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>>5467974
Honestly Twilight. She'd overreact and analyze and take notes and panic and I'd be there to reassure her that everything's fine and we could do it together.
I'd also give her as many babies into her overstuffed womb as possible. 'nf
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>>5468030
I imagine that might distract from her studies a fair bit, but if anyone could manage a schedule for work/life balance, it'd be her.

How long would you wait between births before seeding her again?
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>>5467911
...Okay, well. Which stallion?
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>>5468048
Not long. Probably enough for her to get some hard data, but not enough. Then I'd try to convince her that a larger sample size would help (it always does) and that there's a guaranteed way to do it.
Hmmm. At least a couple months, but no longer than a year.

Some help with the kids (Spike's a sweetie, but he's not hyper-competent) would be appreciated. Pinkie Pie could probably be convinced to help.
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>>5468094
Or more likely Fluttershy would be better with very small children.
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>>5468164
Yes, but she already has an entire woodstead to tend to. If she could help, it would be great.

Pinkie has extradimentional powers, boundless energy, and only a regular job and a party fetish to eat up her time.

This is, of course, if Twilight doesn't insist on raising all the kids with just me and her. Preventing undue outside influence you see.


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