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And oftentimes, to win us to our harm,
The instruments of darkness tell us truths,
Win us with honest trifles, to betray's
In deepest consequence.

This supernatural soliciting
Cannot be ill, cannot be good. If ill,
Why hath it given me earnest of success,
Commencing in a truth? I am thane of Crystal.
If good, why do I yield to that suggestion
Whose horrid image doth unfix my hair
And make my seated heart knock at my ribs,
Against the use of nature? Present fears
Are less than horrible imaginings.

>>5395787
Previous thread.
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>thank you.wmv
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NAMEJERK GENERAL
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>>5399257
I like this one more
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Dicks general
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Get fucked, Nanaki.
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What happens on Nov 10?
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CANDY DAY SOON
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why is there no art of sombrero in a sombrero?
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Will Lord Shadowmane be returned to his physical form in the episode, or will he be stuck as a shadow the whole time?
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wings
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I like silly applepone and purplesmart
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>>5399315
Anon is going to post his dick
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>>5399331
but apple pony is serious pony
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>>5399334
why not today?
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>>5399315
we all drink the punch
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>>5399328
who the fuck is shadowmane?
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>>5399331

>1 MB

what
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>>5399327
Here. And have a dancing NMM as a bonus.
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>>5399330
I wish I had glorious wings.
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>>5399340
Not all the time.
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>>5399331

Clearly you are a man of fine tastes.
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who's a silly pony
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>Celestia's eyes go dark as she sends the crystal shard into dark mode.
Unf
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>>5399288
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>>5399357
She is being seriously affectionate
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>>5399355
NMM > Celestia > S1 Luna > S2 Luna
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All pones are cute. But purplesmart often excels far beyond the rest.
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>>5399367
rose is a silly pony
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>>5399367
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>>5399340
no, apple pone is silly pone, pink pone is serious pone
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>>5399371

I like how she casually has knowledge of dark magic.
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>>5399355
I love it
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>>5399373
Stop.
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>>5399356
Would you wish to have wings even if you could not fly because of physics, but they still look nice an angelic?
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>>5399262
Huzzah!

>>5399281
She'd become Apple of Knowledge, a Unicorn with an absurd amount of horticultural wisdom. Her magic would focus on making plants grow faster and larger. Her home is a massive tree-house. An apple tree, to be exact. Her mane would be Creamy Colored and tied into a neat, functional bun, with her coat being red. Also glasses.

Also flood detection, why?
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>>5399390
NOT NOW DERPY
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>>5399382
She is pretty cute
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>>5399353
You know, I just thought of something. Is there any Marker Pony dressed up for Nightmare Night?

What would she go as?
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>It's Halloween
>Australian so very few people go trick or treating
>Locked the gate anyway

Why do you guys celebrate classical pagan events?
I thought you all loved Jesus Christ?
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>>5399340
But she's always bumping into gates and jumping over fences
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>>5399382
And why do you think that is?
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http://www.synchtube.com/r/dooks

Hype-a-Thon starts now!

Starting with Look Before you Sleep, come in and watch!
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>>5399390
Derpy and Lyra sure are good pals
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>>5399390
Lyra! Hey!
Listen!
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>>5399410
Because Christian holidays are boring and ripped off of other pagan holidays anyways.
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>>5399394
>Shes pure as pure can be.
>Also sorta knows a lot about the shadow arts.
>No big deal.
All suns can eclipse.
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>>5399410
>It's Halloween
Not in the First World world
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>>5399390
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>>5399408
Like best pony
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>>5399411
Thats work. And work is always serious
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>>5399373
Be honest.
How many of you fapped?
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>>5399418
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>>5399410
because christian holidays are founded on converting pagan holidays
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>>5399410
I only celebrate the day of the dead
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>>5399451
I don't know what it is
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>>5399401
posting the same thing twice trips flood detection
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>>5399257
So that's Gorilla Lipz eh? The first villain we WON'T have any sympathy for.

I challenge the fan fic community to make a "B'aww" story with this guy when the episode comes out.
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>>5399429

Holy shit, I need Celestia in solar eclipse mode. How has this never been done before?
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>>5399400
But I want to be able to fly... I don't care if they looked like bat wings if it meant I could fly.

Fuck physics.
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>>5399390
>not posting the original version
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>>5399445
but she also falls into ditches
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>>5399373
Where can I download this?

I want to see his dick.
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>>5399461
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>>5399469
last thread ctrl-f mediafire
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>>5399410
what's wrong? You hate fun or soemthing?

Why I bet you jsut want to punch Pinkei right in the kisser, dont ya?
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>>5399451
I just did, synchronized with him and everything

oh god what the fuck is wrong with me
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>>5399452
>super short hair derpy

MY HEART
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I told you not to boop without protection
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>>5399452
She doesnt look like she's enjoying it

And Derpy looks nothing like a hush puppy
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>>5399452
That last expression is hilarious.
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>>5399486
>commander jesus posting his dick

welp, see you guys november 10th
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>>5399492
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>>5399486
Dissapointing
I hope you can last longer than 3 minutes at least
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>>5399501
Well yeah, she can't enjoy it if Derpy keeps messing with her
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>>5399486
Is it already time to start reporting? Oh boy!
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>>5399492
>booping without a spoiler on
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>dicks
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>>5399502
jessy pls plane pony being hosed down
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>>5399486
See, that's not so small. Plenty long enough to hit all the right spots without being a, pardon the pun, pain in the ass
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>>5399464
I'm sorry, anon

You will never fly again. But its ok. The ground is full of fun ponies, like Applejack and Scootaloo!
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>>5399469
>>5399486

Why do you people have to fuck things up for everyone else? Keep it in the dead general at least.
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>>5399463
...Holy shit you are right.
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>>5399429
>All suns can eclipse
>Imagine Luna sitting on Celestia's face
>"LET THE ECLIPSING OF THE SUN BEGIN"
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cowboys are dumb
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>>5399486
Those are some pretty dangly balls.

Do your guys' balls dangle pretty low?
How large are they?
I'm genuinely curious mlpg
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>>5399501
Well, that's kind of the point.
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>>5399492
But she's the one who's been booping!
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>>5399486
Guys, please.

Lets not turns this pony thread into a literal circlejerk.
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>>5399505
You know how I know you're gay? You know who someones dick is despite being anonymous.
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>>5399534
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>>5399531
>thinking any of us are being serious
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>>5399541
>>5399519
Even in the first panel she looks like "The fuck is this shit?"
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>>5399544
I think she's been cheating on you anon
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>>5399531
This, for fucks sake.
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>>5399530

I'd help Scoot fly maybe.
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>>5399368
I would too
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>>5399257
>Macbeth

Bravo.
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>>5399486
>>5399137
>>5399172
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>>5399537
Ima round up a posse

Because you are a pussy
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>>5399539
Do you not have balls? when i get old mine are gonna be touching toilet water when i shit ima feel my turds bump on them and all that.
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>>5399561
Would you trap a little pegasus that can't fly onto you and go skydiving in a flight suit?
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>>5399576
Stop enabling the femanons, anon.
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>>5399486
>>5399569
>My Little Dick General
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>>5399531
>>5399559
How do you expect them to post images in a thread with a capped image limit?
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>>5399486
That's it. I'm done. Fuck you MLPG. I'm off to make new friends to talk to while watching the strams. I've had enough of your bullshit.
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>>5399410
my family has always carried down our pegan traditions
Shit, we still celebrate April 1st as the new year
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>>5399534
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>>5399554

Ironic shitposting is still shitposting, etc. etc. Stop it. It encourages people who think you ARE serious and we get more shit like this.
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Welp. I'm off to watch Top Gear.
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>>5399585
Then they can fuck off to another board.
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>>5399580

I'd throw it in a safe vertical wind tunnel
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>>5399581
Well it's a fair question.
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>>5399580
>Demented anon desires to fly
>Captures various small pegasus ponies and tapes them to his arms
>Goes to a cliff and starts flapping
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we're far worse than ponychan ever was

I don't care about their nazi mods and bronyfaggotry, they never sunk this low
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>>5399593
Is "more shit like this" pictures of anon dick?
Because that's kinda what I'm going for
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>>5399596
>mfw americans call top gear "things that do the go fast with jeremy clarkson and that other bloke what do things"
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>>5399606
Then go to /soc/. That's what it's there for.
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>>5399605
Whoever posted that mediafire link opened Pandora's Box.
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>>5398997
Here you go anon.
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Hey guys let's go over to /soc/ and show each other out dicks.
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>>5399556
No, I mean, the original video was meant to be pretty silly in that regard, too. It's to cast Alex/Lyra as an irrationally irritable person from the outset to keep building on that anger and contrast it with the dopey charm of Derrick/Derpy.
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>>5399597
I have discussed ponies almost every day for the past 600 days.
I don't think it's too much to ask for 1 or 2 pictures of dicks
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>>5399605
you were never there for the dicks general werent you?
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>>5399562
>not posting this
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>>5399617
>>5399620
but I don't want to go /soc/
I want to stay here and post ponies. And maybe a dick or two
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>>5399606
then begon

MlPG is going to be back in pony mode almost a week and a half

if you want a dick thread, go and make one in /mlp/, or even /b/ or /soc/, where you most likly belong
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>>5399619
can you do this? pretty please
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>>5399624
Yes, it is.

Fuck off to another board.
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>>5399606

Take it elsewhere, you fucking moron. Nobody cares if you're a fag and you want dick pictures, just do it where it won't interrupt people talking about other things. Is that such a hard concept to grasp?
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>>5399605
We've done much worse than post our dicks on mlpg Anon. Much, much worse.
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>>5399640
>I want to stay here
well we don't want you here

go away
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>>5399562
>>5399627
Think I'm... going to warm up some chicken in the over
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>>5399598
>They start flailing around.
>Realize they are in fact, not falling to their deaths.
>Kinda stop kicking around at the air and kinda float there, not sure what to do.
>A wing shifts the air around them, making them spin, they recover and find themselves able to control themselves.
>It's then that the laughing starts.
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>>5399645
sure thing
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bird sex doesn't even make sense
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>>5399641
You seem to be off-topic just as much as anyone
Maybe you should try practicing what you preach
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>>5399645
Augh, no. Don't let him color that. let me at least make a nicer picture
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>>5399655
Meant Oven
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>>5399652
Nope. And you can't make me
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>>5399663
I thought you were dead
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it's still a shitty meme even if you shoehorn marker pony into it
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>>5399656
>bringing Scootaloo to a vertical wind tunnel so she can feel what it's like to fly
HNNRG.
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>>5399656
D'aww.

That's adorable.
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>>5399592
that's not how an eclipse works at all
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>>5399656
d'awww
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>>5399668
Says the pone who boops everybody she meets
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>>5399656

oh gosh
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>>5399661
>cloacas

I dare you to make less sense!
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>>5399596

Have fun.

Unless you're watching the American version. In which case I'm sorry.
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>>5399668
we'll never make it, mlpg colapse in on itself and the show will be cancelled and season 3 will never see the light of day.
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>>5399675
mods can
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>>5399505
Who is commander jesus?
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>>5399679
Shoehorn?

But shoe goes on hoof, not on head!
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Owen Wilson
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>>5399710

Is that what this is about? These idiots think they'll destroy the general by posting off topic shit 24/7?
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>>5399675
Actually they could just ban you from /mlp/ and force you to leave

and we do have a lot of janitors about to just, you know, outright delete all your posts.
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>>5399720
anon pls
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>>5399656

drawfags assemble
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>>5399715
I'm not doing anything against the rules.
And I could discuss ponies more if I didn't have to respond to your meta-loving self so much
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>>5399715
Report away, anons.

Please.
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>>5399737
fucking right they should
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>>5399715
I anit never been banned on /mlp/
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>>5399621
>>5399541

Are you the one who drew it?

If you are... can you draw something of The Whip Fight?
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>>5399708
There's an American version?

Ew.
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>>5399668
you have fun
i know you have
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>>5399739

>thinks posting dicks on a blue board is not against the rules

Not even trying anymore, I see.
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>Bullshit going on.
>Suddenly everyone is having heart attacks.
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>>5399736
I really don't know who commander jesus is.
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>>5399762
>implying I've posted a single picture
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>>5399761
Once again it's the fags.
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guys can we just get mad at people who have more money than you and spend it on dumb things instead
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>>5399761

Can't wait for the new janitors.
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>>5399753
Yeah

On History channel

Its pretty sad
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>>5399775
No, it's you dumbasses responding to him.
If you would just ignore him then he'd shut up.
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Wow somebody posts one little dick and you guys are acting like a bunch of whiny little bitches.
Even threatening to tell on eachother.
That's against the code of the playground!
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>anons posting their dicks
>responding to them
You all could have prevented this
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>>5399768
Come to the Synchtube

http://www.synchtube.com/r/dooks
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>>5399775
When is it ever the cool, normal people?
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>>5399350
Each frame is a whole image, instead of just a transparency+changes.
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>>5399794
What cool, normal people?
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>>5399787

There are rules, you moron. If you don't like them, go to /b/ where you don't have to follow them.
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>>5399780
>Implying I'm not that guy who has the money and spends it on the dumb things
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>>5399769
Anon pls
Read the who's who or something
It's taboo to ask dumb questions on MLPG
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>>5399761
We just need the loganon from the steam chat to post and it will be a party!
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>>5399770
You don't get it do you?


We'll just assosiate and blame you for the dick pictures, and you'll take the fall along with anyone else who thinks it's funny to be a /b/tard and join in
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>>5399801
don't be sad Pinkie, please, don't be sad
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>>5399807
Are you incapable of ignoring things?
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>>5399826
no
_no
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>>5399828
>We'll just assosiate and blame you for the dick pictures
Yup. that's how 4chan works
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>>5399828
>responding
Learn faster, dammit.
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>>5399805
I'm pretty normal, though not very cool
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>>5399739
>if I didn't have to respond

But you don't, Anon. If you ignored him, he would drop it.
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>>5399846
Do it.
Burn this horse to the ground.
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>>5399852
DROP IT
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>>5399846
Come and enjoy the HAPPENING with us, DoomPaul.

http://www.synchtube.com/r/dooks
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I'm tired of fags and women ruining this thread.
Let's get heterosexual in here with some vagina pics
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Pony DnD quest in an hour. Got questions about what this is all about? I'll answer them here.

As for my players, do you want to continue in ded or go to the sub again?
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>>5399852
I'm going to respond to every response
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>>5399863
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>5399846
How could this be hell? There's all these cute ponies

If Ponies are in hell then what motivation is there to be good
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>>5399868
also I'm going to respond to myself to annoy everyone
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>>5399863
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>>5399867
I did enjoy the dice.
But if the other four want to stay here, I'll stay.
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>>5399886
All you have to do is stop responding. It's not hard at all
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>>5399867

Unless we get new players, it would be easier to keep it in the sub (with links in the old horse).
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>>5399867
Are you the same DM who started the pone DnD trend in MLPG? Scriptarius is it?
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Which is going to be more disappointing: season 3 of MLP: FiM or Star Wars: Episode 7?
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>>5399867
Which ruleset are you using and are you accepting new players?
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>>5399882
In heaven, the ponies have vaginas
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>>5399863
>finding that remotely attractive
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HOW TO DEAL WITH THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE
>Ignore it
>Talk about something else

HOW NOT TO DEAL WITH THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE
>OH MY GOD WHY DO YOU FAGGOTS KEEP RUINING EVERYTING
>NO I WON'T TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE, I WANT TO TALK ABOUT DICKS AND THEM BEING POSTED ON MLPG AND HOW THAT'S BAD

Your counter productive shitposting has made Pinkie sad
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I think like you too
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>>5399904
But I dont want to fuck a pony

Just be friends and snuggle sometimes
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http://www.synchtube.com/r/dooks

Bridle Gossip playing now!
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Why don't you go hang out with Gilda?
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>>5399924
Twilight, you don't think anything like I do.
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>>5399910

Normally I'm with you. But when people start to think that it's acceptable for this to go on a regular basis you have to speak out—at least, until we get new janitors and reporting becomes an effective means of moderation.
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>>5399924
Are you calling me autistic?!
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>>5399929
Then you're in Hell.
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>>5399902
I see anything with the words star wars in it being anything besides disappointment
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>>5399924
That's a really good song.
Especially the Breakbot remix
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>>5399924
Stop being shy
I want you to be my mistress
Be a super powerful bitch
Please
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>>5399949
Well then butter my behind and call me the devil
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>>5399947
Doompaul pictures always make me laugh.
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>>5399942
>Someone shitposts or is offtopic
>No one responds to him
I think he'd learn pretty quick
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>>5399942
MLPG likes dicks
THE WHOLE OF 4CHAN LIKES DICKS
It was one video and one picture
Get over it
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>>5399902
DC nation
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>>5399910
If people know that, this board wouldn't exist
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>>5399933
u-unf
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>>5399952
faget
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>>5399952
But I want to you to take me on walkies
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test
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>>5399933
what if gilda came back and tried to do a revenge scheme by hanging out with pinkie pie

and she accidentally had fun
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>>5399958
in hell there is only margarine
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>>5399924
Twilight

I didn't say anything
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Which stallions dick is your favorite?
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>>5399971
>abloobloobloo
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v
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>>5399977
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Would you a Nanaki?
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>>5399988
but twilight you're not a pet
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>>5399973
Oh cool, they've made a cartoon version of Calvin and Hobbes now?
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>>5400014
All of them.
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>>5399898
I'm not THE "DM", but I'll let him know you were thinking of him.

>>5399903
We're using this one. The image version is outdated, but you can see the full, up-to-date rules here: goo.gl/WKvUM
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>>5399992

i'd non-sexually have accidental fun with gilda
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>>5399971
>>5399969

What happens if he just keeps going, though? If it's unsolicited and nobody comments, eventually people think people don't mind and it encourages more.
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>>5399933
That doujin has super cute art
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>>5400035
No.
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>>5400036
Says you, I would take her on walkies every other day.
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>>5399988

No.

Bad Twilight.

No treat.
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Maybe instead of posting your fucking dicks when you know it causes a shitstorm every single time, how about you just don't do it instead.
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>>5400015
the whole damn thread has been >abloobloobloo, you hypocrite
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>>5399988
OK OK
I'll switch for you
But only some times
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>>5399902
>>5399950
Star Wars VII will have Lucas at the bare minimum of involvement, so it could actually be pretty good.
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>>5399977
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>>5400051
>doujin
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>>5400060
Boco what the devil are you even doing here.
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>>5400035
I would with a baseball bat.
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MLPG I'm drunk and in a good mood

What is the best pony to snuggle in this situation?
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>>5400014
They're all beautiful in their own way
Except Snails, fuck that guy
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>>5399903
>>5400042
As for new players, the quest I'm running is near its end, but you should definitely check out the sub. The original MLPDND group from May (and all our new additions since) run Quests every day at all odd hours. Otherwise, I'm looking to host more quests in MLPG just like old times, so stay tuned!
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>>5400044
He won't.
And in the meantime thread quality will be better off because rather than an entire page full of shitposts, it's one guy who can easily be hidden away and ignored.
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>>5400085

you would wouldn't you
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>>5400043
Well yeah you should only have sexually if it is consensual
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>>5400064
>bawwww
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>>5400014
Pip-chan's
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>>5400084
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Can we be shipping time?

>>5400075
Doujin means homebrewed or made, retard.
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>>5400089
Hey, if we're sticking to the sub, are we using the same thread?
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>>5400075
fuck you
that shi is bullshit anyway
what a dumb language
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>>5400061
Sorry?
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>>5399924
>hear her say that
>say nothing and act like I didn't hear her
>cry later that night
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>>5400036
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>>5400106
I was thinking something a little more.....cute
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>>5400099

The problem is when you get two or three people who encourage each other. Just ignoring them doesn't work because they egg each other on and it ruins the whole thread.
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>>5400077

Being bored.
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>>5400100
Well yeah, but either him or Turniptruck would be last on the list
the list includes every stallion on the show
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>>5400126
You've come at a bad time.
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>>5400123
nigga that's cute as fuck
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>>5400123
What, something like this?
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>>5400112
>being a weeaboo
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>>5400124
You've made the thread substantially worse than a few pictures of dicks could
Your shitposting has smothered converstation
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>>5400122
Why does Twilight want to be my pet?
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>>5400112
Only if you're not going to post more worst ship like that.
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>>5400113
Yup, that's what it's there for!
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>>5400159

because she wants you to do all the work
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>>5400106
>>5400148
2cute
Big Mac needs more cute art
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FUCKING ZEBRAS
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>>5400158

I'm pretty sure people around me are having no trouble talking about pony.

Last thread was entirely derailed by dick talk, and people tried to carry it over to this one.
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>>5400112
Nice ship you got there. And sure, why not?
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>trying to break a 15 year old habit of chewing fingernails
this is hard
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>>5400159
Because she loves you.
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>>5400200
>trying to break a 15 year old
Unf
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>>5400207
It's okay, you can stop now. It's over.
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>>5400187
>Twilight
>Twilight

Every time
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why am I so sexually attracted to pone?
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>>5400208
>a
unf
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>>5400187
Remember when Equestria was good?
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>>5400191
This should give you some self awareness.

Do you think you stopped any talk about dicks?
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>>5399863
I am 100$ heterosexual but even I will admit that vaginas look disgusting.
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>>5400112
I see no reason why not.
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>>5400225
I don't know, anon
I just don't know
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>>5400223
He doesn't. He thinks it's funny
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oh my fucking god, this thread
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>>5400225
Good genes.
>>
I'm sorry for posting my dick.
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>>5400199
Would you snuggle in bed with a pony even if they were very sick and you'd get sick too?
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I'm gonna post some nice futa just to spite this guy
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>>5400231

Not really. Celestia's been in power for 1000 years, so I can't really compare it with the previous administration.
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aww guies did i miss the circle jerk?
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>>5400199
>my face when I read the fic this pic is based of

I was a huge ass Twidash fan when I got into the fandom.
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>>5400262
dammit i did miss it
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>>5400183
>>5400204
Well, so long as I get to hug her whenever I want....
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>>5400225
>speccy will never doodle for us
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>>5400262
Dude your dick is ugly
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why am I so sexually attracted to dicks?
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>>5400262
Just in time anon
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Lets talk about hair
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>>5399257

I really wish they would just call him Donut Steel the entire episode.
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>>5400272
all right, that's just fucking funny
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>>5400255
you cannot snuggle in bed with a pony
they do not sleep in beds anonymous
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>>5400255

getting sick just means you'll get stronger when it's over
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>>5400225
it's the worlds greatest mystery anon
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>>5400273
Of course, but you have to pretend to make her beg for it
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>>5400284
Short hair is sexiest.
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>>5400293
or permnanently crippled/dead
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>>5400284
Do you think Twilight dyes that streak in her hair or is it natural?
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>>5400281
And then Rarity opened the box and found a big red gem because Spike has no genitals and is unable to put them in a box.
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>>5400257
That's not futa. It's just dudes with fake boobs
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>>5400286
Maybe there will be a steel donut in the background somewhere.
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>>5400307

Pony Twilight, or humanoid Twilight?

No for first, yes for second.
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>>5400255
I am torn between comforting her in bed and making her soup and doting on her.
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>>5400291
If real ponies were smart enough to make bed they would sleep in them
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>>5400304
>pony is at home with a deadly disease
>not at the hospital
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>>5400307
given that rainbow dash has naturally rainbox hair, and she had the same hairstyle and color since early childhood, I'd say it's natural
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>>5400315
>He removes his armor to reveal a metal ring cutie mark
>His special talent is loop-de-hooping
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>>5400300
Long hair can be pretty damn sexy
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>>5400304
It's just the flu, anon
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>>5400300
>that Silver Spoon
Oh fuck
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>>5400312
Show me a guy with a body like any of them and I'll fuck him
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>>5400347
>not dying from the flu
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>>5400199
I've got more of this stuff, if anyone wants me to post it.
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>>5400324
What if she's already been to the hostpital, but is already dying, and wants to die in her home with her friends and family?
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>>5400300
>>5400342
>tfw you boner the hardest over buzzcuts or really fucking long hair
I don't know what it is, but I love both extremes
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>>5400255
yes
the question is, which sick pony would you snuggle?
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>>5400363

>contagious deadly disease

please no
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>>5400341

>Applebloom and Lord Sombra loop-de-hoop to the death
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>>5400353
Go to any porn site and look in the shemale/tranny category
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>>5400361
Sure.
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>>5400359
Most people survive the flu
I'm going to go out on a limb and say everyone here as survived the flu
What are you implying, anon?
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>>5400366
That's really not that short man hardly call it a buzzcut

Would you give me a blowjob?
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>>5400300
>GR will never draw Silver Spoon with her normal hairstyle
not that I don't like the bobcut or anything, but I kind of miss the braids
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>>5399627
naw man it is this one, too fucking gorgeous
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>>5400307
Twilight had foils in this scene
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>>5400388
tell that to the spanish flu
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>>5399677
I am.
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[>I bought two tickets to an oldies show and wondered if um you want to maybe go with me?]
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>>5400389
I know it's not that short but I was just saying
Only if you were my futa waifu
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>>5400380
>implying I haven't
>Implying any of them have a tenth of the femininity of those in the pic
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>>5400377
I never said it was contagious. It could be pneumonia or cancer. or pony aids
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>>5399679
>calling a fact a meme
I guess you aren't entirely wrong
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>ponies
>no beds

Do you even watch the show?
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>>5400384
Alrighty then.
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>>5400388
I had the norovirus last winter.

Holy fuck at one point I was wishing I wouldn't survive.
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>>5400409
What is "exaggerations in art"?
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>>5400284
what the fuck is going on with that twilight
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>>5400371
>You cuddle up right next to sick pony
>They're so weak and tired all the time, you can just rub and hug them all day
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>>5400420
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>>5400405
>not tickets to an Iron Maiden concert
dropped it
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>>5400390
I like drawing her braid, too, don't panic.
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>>5400419
Sometimes they use trees
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>>5400434
>both of those versions
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>>5400402
hnnnnnnng
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>>5400424
>Inadvertently agreeing with me
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>>5400405
sure but only as friends
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>>5399562
>>5399627
>>5400391
>red bird
>kind of a dick
>sexy as fuck
She's like an eternal Kazooie
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>>5400420
>>5400431
Damnit. I like TwiDash but I'm trying to main TwiPie because I don't like Rainbow Dash
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>>5400407
I can pretend to be yo futa waifu anon
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>>5400402
Thanks. That'll be much easier to color.
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>>5400434
PLS GR
PLS
MORE SS
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>>5400430
>falls asleep
>uses your stomach as a pillow
>comforted by your rythmatic chest
>just lay there hours hugging her
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>>5400434
Drawn any Flutters recently?

I forgot to save the one you posted before...
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>>5400402
Well, I hope it clears up.
Because you're fun.
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>>5400456
Nope. Try again.
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>>5400437

And sometimes both at the same time.
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>>5400458

birds are not for sexual
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>>5400467
>WEH
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So where does doxy post his work now?
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So, what are the Vegas odds for Disney eventually buying Hasbro?
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>>5400459
>TwiPie
>not glorious Twirity
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>>5400487
http://mylittledoxy.tumblr.com/
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>>5400491

Low? They don't need any of what Hasbro's got.
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>>5400405
>"Sure, these tickets will be great!"
>Shove Fluttershy to the ground and take them from her
>Laugh at her and leave her there so you can go with a real friend

Why did I write that? I like Fluttershy
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>>5400430
>>5400467
my heart...
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Official 6Mane hair ratings
1. Twilight
2. Fluttershy
3. Rainbow Dash
Trying 4 hard. Rarity
5. Pinkie
6. Applejack
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>>5400491
Hasbro is actually doing really well, si i doubt they'd sell unless for a really high price
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>>5400491
2/10 chance
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>>5400491

Eh...30, maybe 35%.
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>>5400468
Nope. Just visit my deviantart
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>>5400434
Why is she so perfect?
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>>5400512
>2. Fluttershy
Pffhahaha
>extensions
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>>5400525
>not proven
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>>5400521
What's that?
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>>5400467
>Twilight is sick
>She's stuffed huge rolls of tissues up her nostrils to keep the congestion down
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>>5400498
thanks
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>>5400512
That is a shit list and you know it.
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Psssst... the sub's /co/ is now open to all comic and cartoon discussion.
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>>5400528
I thought it was during the CMC episode where they started that gossip newspaper
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>>5400528
it was ambiguous
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>>5400529
moronsonofboron
You could've sourced pretty easily via derpibooru, mate
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>>5400545
>Gossip
I bet you believe FOX news too
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>>5400545
I know, but again, not proven
ok, maybe like this guy said:
>>5400548
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>>5400545
It was a gossip newspaper, and they printed lies too.
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>>5400467
WEH
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>>5400533
That's both disgutsing, but cute
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>>5400543
TIME TO SPAM HOMESTCUK
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>>5400543
?
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>>5400543
Cool
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>tfw ass after enema and a good solid cleaning
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>>5400559
but Fluttershy started crying. I figured it was only because they found out a closely gaurded secret
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>>5400573
>Is intrested
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>>5399486
>posting penises

what a night to be on mlpg

what if lauren was here

what if tara was here
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>>5400567
Mother of GetTheFuckOut
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>>5400567
>Sun Tzu
>zen master

faggot who doesn't know things pls
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>>5400567
>memecenter
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>>5400512
Fluttershy is such a sweetheart
She's the only one who doesn't look pissed in that picture
She is an all-around model of femininity and the best pone
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>>5400583
They're probably schlicking furiously
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>>5400523
You don't love her because she's perfect
She's perfect because you love her
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>>5400581
That was a test and you failed.
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>>5400578

Tell Fluttershy she stepped on an ant and she'd break down crying.

Its not a difficult task.
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>>5400578
She didn't started crying but yeah it seems to imply that that was true
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>>5400578
You'd be pretty upset if someone started spreading lies about you

And she didn't cry
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>>5400583
>45 minutes later
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>>5400559
Yeah, but it's like >>5400548 said.

Fluttershy would be crying if it was true because it's the kind of secret she'd rather not tell the world, and she's be crying it it was false because it's mean to insinuate it and she knows people would believe it anyway.

Nothing in the story clears it up, and the paper also printed truths.
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>>5400533
>"Wud are you doing? I'b sick! Sday away or you'll ged sick doo!"
>"N...guh.. mmm..."
>despite her protesting, she wraps herself around you before dozing off
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>>5400561
Its Twilight, so duh

>She get a little delirious from the fever
>She wipes her nose and face all over your front shirt
>You keep trying to wiper her off, but she's really out of it
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>>5400481
>>5400391
I don't know about that, she would be a dear, hold perfectly still while you jerked off onto her, and see your cum sizzle and steam off
it would be hot
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>>5400543
Thats... not going to change much of anything
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>>5400613

I should probably see a doctor about this.
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>>5400583
I would be shamed i had not shaven and put on my sunday best
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>>5400603
>>5400599
she DID cry later on in her cottage
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>>5400431
Sorry for the delay...
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I'm a Flutterfag and I'm pretty sure FS has tail extensions.

And there's nothing wrong with that.
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>>5400618

she'd burn your dick off
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>>5400590
I agree.
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>>5400613
>next morning shes fine and you're sick as hell
>she fucks off to read books while you suffer
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>>5400628
what seems to be the problem
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>>5400636
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>>5400639
and Twilight dyes that streak in her hair
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>>5400628
Yeah, equine colds can be pretty harsh
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>>5400655
Disgusting
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>>5400648
>She comes back and reads you a book
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>>5400630
yes you should shave your pubic hair and dress your penis up

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWIBg--5pMw
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>>5400430
>>5400467
>>5400613
yes
yesss
this is my fetish
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>>5400648
"Twalaht. Could you bren me some soup or somethin"
"You're sick, Anonymous. Your legs aren't broken"
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>>5400655
THAT DOESNT SEEM A SMART THING TO DO WHEN YOU LIVE IN A DAMN TREE TWILIGHT
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>>5400655
>Having a lit candle
>Under a blanket
Forget the shitshipping, that's just retarded
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>>5400664
>50 shades of grey
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>>5400655
>You will never cacoon under the blnkey wihtt yout favotie pony
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>>5400648
>implying she wouldn't come back and read you books, or read up on how to take care of you
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>>5400655

>putting a lit candle under a bedsheet

0/10, full retard, immersion ruined, etc.
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>>5400655
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>>5400658
>fanon
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>>5400648
Twilight would never do that you filthy liar. She'd go read a book to find a useful spell for me to get better
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>>5400648
Sounds about right.
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>>5400636
In this piece you can see MT has chosen to show a nervous Twilight being held by smug Dash accentuating the cute yet dominant nature of the relationship.
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>>5400647
we flutterfags will never be understood
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>>5400673
When did Twilight become a bitch?
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>>5400672
>fetish over a cute and nonsexual thing
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>>5400678
>The entire thing is in her slutty voice
>You're having fever dreams of fucking her
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>>5400690
"Well, there was that time whe-"
"That doesn't count"
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>>5400648
Nah she would take care of you. But she would be a smug bitch about being right
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>>5400700
tough love, baby
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I think the feather fanon is cute.
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>>5400590
>>5400647
>>5400698
My Flutterniggas.
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>>5400687
No, it's actually in Ponyville Confidential when they are at the spa.
Aloe or Lotus is taking foil off, she dyes it
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>>5400700
Since the show
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>>5400688
>implyin she wouldnt beef the FUCK out of that spell
>you arent sick anymore
>but you have two heads

At least the congestion is gone!
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>>5400709
I kinda like the idea of the feather too, still the ship is stupid.
Just like any other ship
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>>5400690
>Not dropping dorks
That offends me more than the horrible ship
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>>5400700
>Implying bitchy Twilight isn't best Twilight
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>>5400701
Well, cute anyway.
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>>5400604
>still in the same thread
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>>5400647
>>5400698

damn, i don't like FS but i can appreciate those wings
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>>5400553
Thanks.

Holy shit I love this one.
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>>5400729
But Twilight is a good and kind pony who wants to make her friend happy
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>>5400729

No no, cynical and sarcastic Twilight is best Twilight. There is a subtle but important difference.
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>>5400686

>>5400681
>>5400677
Yeah, that was executed pretty poorly.
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>>5400670
>MFW I can't wear normal hats because my head is too big
Will it be the same for these?
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>>5400739
you DO like her anon, look in your heart, you know it to be true
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>>5400746
>>5400747
>Every scene in the library with Twilight and Spike
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>>5400756
She isnt my favorite but I like YellowVGQ
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Flutterdash > Twidash
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>>5400756
Nobody likes 2.3
Just accept it
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>>5400756
I dont see how anyone could NOT like Fluttershy, and she's like my least favorite
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>>5400767
>VGQ
>Not VGCY VGW
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>>5400739
mah wingfag
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What does Spike do when Twilight is in heat?
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>>5400769
You guys are shitty shippers
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>>5400756
that is a very pretty yellow and pink pony
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Rank the ponies based on personal wealth.
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>>5400769
>anything dash
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>>5400772
That sentence didn't sense make
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>>5400769
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>>5400769
Well most things are better than Twidash. It's not that big of an accomplishment

Twidash is one of the shitiest ships
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>>5400747
Sorry but Twilight is so privileged she is not allowed to be cynical imo
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>>5400748

>>5400769
That's just your opinion, anon.
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>>5400706
>the last of your sniffles are clearing up
>"See? What did I tell you? I knew you would get sick, too."
>pull her under the covers with you and snuggle into her, asking if it wasn't worth it
>she melts and holds you close, breathing deeply against your chest. "...No."
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>>5400781

Twilight.
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>>5400776
But shes Yellowquiet Anon, not Yellowyaywoohoo
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>>5400786
Twilight>Rarity>Pinkie>Fluttershy>Dash=AJ
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>>5400786
1. Rarity
2. Applejack
3. Rainbowdash
4. Fluttershy
5. Pinkie Pie
6. Twilight Sparkle
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>Rarity
>Twilight
>Fluttershy
>Rainbow Dash
>Pinkie Pie
>Applejack
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>>5400770
>tfw nobody
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why is she so nice and adorable
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>>5400756

i have a non-sexual thing for feathered wings, so by default i like most pegasus pone

i just don't like FS and RD as much as other flying things
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>>5400801

Learn what words mean before you use them, anon. It's the foundation of all language, and civilization as we know it.
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>>5400794
I like all the ponies

She just leans near th bottome, but I still really like her
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>>5400794
He's saying that even though she is probably his personal least favorite, he doesn't see how someone could dislike her.
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>>5400769
The original ship is still the best
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>>5400786
>based on income
Twilight
Rarity
Fluttershy
Rainbow Dash
Pinkie Pie
Applejack

>based on savings
Rarity
Fluttershy
Twilight
Applejack
Rainbow Dash
Pinkie Pie
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>>5400815
>2. Applejack
All her finances are tied up in the farm, Anon.
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>>5400786
1.)Everybody else
2.)Tom
3.)Fluttershy
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>>5400781
He tries to convince her that he must meet with Celestia for an urgent matter for a week
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>>5400786
Rarity>=Twilight>Fluttershy=Pinkie Pie>=RD>>>AJ
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>>5400801
I cant help but agree tbh
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>>5400815
Pinkie Pie doesn't even have her own house.
You might argue that Twilight doesn't have a job...
She's the LIBRARIAN! Also, Fluttershy doesn't have a job either.
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>>5400844
>twilight
>making any sizeable income
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>>5400802

>>5400800
Now now, anon. I'm sure that there are WORSE ships than TwiDash. But, I have a question. Why do you hate that ship so much?
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>>5400807
VGTDYEWTS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rb1ShW3NUME
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You have to pity fluttershy to love her. She's luna lovegood.
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>>5400847
They said personal welth, not savings. She has one of the highest net worths of any pony
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>>5400769
Are there any good fapfics for this ship?
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>>5400861

Twilight gets a stipend from the Princess for food and supplies.

Fluttershy is a dirty hippy and usually grows her own food, so she probably has the least money.
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>>5400881
I know I yelled FUCK right when I hit submit

I failed you Anon Im sorry

Sorry
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>>5400869
You know mommy and daddy are pushing as much money into her pockets as she needs
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>>5400826
why do you have a trip?
inb4 "newfag hurr hurr" but i have always wondered that
i know that you don't contribute art or storywise
just wondering why you took on a trip
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>>5400836
>Has her life set out forever
>is cynical
Sorry but is the concept that hard to grasp?
She has a "Free Success" card. Yes she has to learn how to control it but her life is set.
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>>5400876
>TAW
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how do you feel when you see my little pony in real life
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>>5400869
>Family wealthy as fuck
>related to royality now
>Probably receives money from Celestia constantly
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>>5400861
Pinkie Lives with the cakes, but I'd imagine she'd make some money as well. I see Fluttershy making a moderate amount of cash through selling medicines for animals. Twilight is a student with no job, so I imagine she makes the least of all
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Is it wrong if I could snuggle ANY of the ponies and be happy?
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>>5400908

but she earned it.
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>>5400885
her family does, she did not build that farm nor is she the owner.
Granny Smith is
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>>5400927
Nah, I'd snuggle the shit out of ANY of them.
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>>5400876
Without a doubt that there are worse ships than Twidash. It's very low but not at the bottom

Just that the ship is shit, Twilight and Dash don't go together at all. In any way. They only have one thing in common and that's a book seeries.
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>>5400937
by being born powerful. She won the lottery essentially
Still no excuse for being cynical.
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>>5400927
ya one night snuggling with ponies is my dream
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>>5400907
He's a faggot
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>>5400948

>implying twilight reads normalfag shit
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>>5400915
MORE MEAT FOR THE GRINDER
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Would you lick cake off of Celestia's butt?

what if she really wanted you to?
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>>5400927
>>5400946
ANY of them?
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>>5400974
ITS TIME FOR MY POUND OF FLESH
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>>5400957

she saved the world
two times
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>>5400975
I would pretend to, and than I would stuff it back inside of her
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>>5400978
Yeah her too

she'd need the hat on though
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>>5400802

>>5400948
But what about how opposites attract? Isn't that the case with RariJack?
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>>5400978
I don't care about Seth and Nanaki, and I don't mind you guys hating her, but I really liked Trixie.
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>>5400978
I'd hug Trixe
Hell the only character from the show that I dislike is Gilda. I wouldn't hug her. I wouldn't even get close to her
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>>5400945
you can say that, but if you ask any part of the family, including granny smith, the entire family owns it
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>>5400948
>rating ships based on how much the ponies ``have in common''
0/10
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>>5400981
INCOHERENT RAMBLING
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>>5400948
The thing that they have in common is that they both strive to be the best in the areas they choose, magic and flying. Each one knows how it feels to work and practice their area, so they would do well in encouraging the other to do even better. Straight off the top it seems like they wouldn't be very romantic for a relationship, but there's no telling.
At least it's not Flarity. That shit makes no sense.
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>>5400907
Originally for fun, but after a while I realized that it keeps me in check. Kind of like how somebody with an ankle-bracelet locator is less likely to go rob a bank.

Obviously it doesn't work for everyone, and it unfortunately causes some distress in and of itself, but I find I cause less anger through my actions this way.
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>>5400998
>not hugging Gilda until she's crying
>>5399933
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>This whole thread
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>>5400986
so did everyone else in the Mane 6. And they dont have retarded superpowers
No excuse for being cynical
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>>5400995
TwiPie is a better contrast
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>>5400998
I'd hug Gilda even if she called me a dork.

Nobody escapes the hugs.
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>>5400981
MANFLESH
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>>5401012
>>5400981
>>5400974

i feel theres a reference im not getting
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>>5400995
Opposites attract is stupid. That kind of relationship, even if it happens will break down very very quickly.
Also I didn't say that Rarijack is better. It's also a very shitty ship.
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>>5400744
I can't stand to look at it myself. Fluttershy's at that size where it's hard to maintain consistency.

Also, yay progress
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>>5400978
Sure, I really like Tixie

She;s cute and I have this thing where'd Id like ot make her better person
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>>5401022
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>>5401022
I bet the real Sweetie loves shipping
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>YFW Someone makes a decent flash of human on best pony
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>>5401023

she's the leader of the gang
she's like donkey kong
dk
donkey kong
dk
donkey kong is here
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>shipping arguments

Is anyone gonna actually draw that "Scootaloo in a vertical wind tunnel" thing from earlier?
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>>5401023
but she was the main reason. The other 5 were supporting her. Both the times it was discovering something within herself that saved the world
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>>5401035
The best character in Borderlands.
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>>5401023

I fail to see how success in life makes one incapable of thinking people around you are motivated by self-interest.
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>>5401039
is that DT to Twist's left?
she looks cute
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>>5399992
>>5400043

Can we have this please?
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>>5401039
Ever considered doing a bust size chart?
>>
pone wants to know about humans

show them this video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Si1hxVYlDqw&feature=youtu.be&t=58s
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>>5401035
GIMME ALL YOUR GOD DAMN LOOT
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>>5401015
That explanation can be applied to all the goddamn characters in the show. All of them.

TAW was retarded when he used it
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>>5401044
Anon pls
PLS
The real Sweetie has no idea what a shipping is
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>>5401015
They are also both kind of OC-ish with unbalanced powers
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>>5400995

>>5401015
Yeah, there's also that. And let's not forget about FlutterJack.
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>>5401038
Opposites do attract all the time in real life. It even works out a fair amount. That's not to say that similar interests form more reliable bonds more frequently, but I've never once thought "that shit just couldn't happen" about relationships because I have seen some pretty strange shit in real life.
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>>5400978
only if she reconciled after hitting rock bottom and realizing what a bitch she was. Still waiting for the episode where Trixie and/or Gilda come back for forgiveness, and the entier episode involves twilight/RD to find out how to forgive
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>>5401058
That would almost have to be a little comic.
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TRIGGER WARNING: APPROPRIATE USE OF THE SPOILER TAG
Anyone have a gif of evilestia?
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>>5401082
>what is HAHD
>>
will you buy pone game when it comes out

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=wFA4G2WL6Kk
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>>5401091
have Fluttershy and Applejack even shared dialogue?
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MLPG, if I pretend my pillow I'm hugging is Pinkie REALLY hard, will she become real in the morning?


This is important
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>shipping cartoon horses
I will never understand this. Fuck your fun.
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OHFUCKBEESQUEST is going on in the sub now.
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>>5401043
pff haha
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>>5401106
I want to but

>iphone

;_;
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>Nanaki jacking off for cash
>Anons posting their dicks earlier
>Shipping discussion
I think y'all need a break
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>>5400978
I just love bitchy characters
I'd be her sub
>You'll never be Trixie's sub
>Trixie will never switch for Twilight
>You'll never inherit a second D
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>>5401100
>>5401100
Not calling her Eclipsia
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>>5401119
It's also on Android
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>>5401077
How can it be applied to Fluttershy x Anybody?
She doesn't strive at all. Sure she takes care of all the animals but she is not aspiring for anything. She could be a vet, and after seeing that there actually was a vet in the show it goes to show that she isn't trying very hard.
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>>5401098

i think that'd be even better
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>>5401119
me too bro, still I don't think I'd buy it, seems like a mere cash squeezer
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>>5401108

Only if you really, REALLY believe.

Filling it with doughnuts wouldn't hurt either.
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>>5401045
What
Link fgt
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>>5401106
>DJ PONSURII
oh god why
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>>5401061
Why would you make references to Boredomlands?
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>>5401128
In that case HELL YES IM GETTING IT

IM FUCKING DYING FOR PONY VIDYA
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>>5401120

>>Nanaki jacking off for cash

what the fuck did i miss
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>implying there's any point to twidash when dash already has a canon girlfriend
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>>5401108
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>>5401119
It will be on Android too and it will be completely free
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>>5401145
Because the entire game is a reference and so fahnny
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>>5401120
Maybe you need to leave, faggot
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>>5401066
>self-interest
Oh admonishing others for something they cant help. Platitude-spewing pseudo-intellectual detected

>>5401059
Oh she she has friends who have her back at the worst of times? Boy she REALLY has justification to be cynical now
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>>5399910

MLPG's never been good at that.

I keep telling you fuckers to just ignore Ross, but do you? Noooo...
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>>5401145
Get a load of this Butt Stallion
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>>5401126

We need art of eclipse-mode Celestia.
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>>5401091

>>5401107
I don't think so. Aside from AJ pulling FS by force, there's nothing else.
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>>5401165
>>>/soc/
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>>5401153
Don't ask here. Go to the last horse and find it yourself. Please
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>>5401106
>ads
It's probably going to be free seeing as it has micro transactions too
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>>5401017
makes sense
thanks
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>>5401040
I like her as a bitch
but if I was there, I'd probably want to help her too
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>>5401104
Match making
Shipping is distinctly different
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>>5401176
In Dragonshy, I forgot to add.
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>>5401112
I only ship two ships and the only reasons that I do it is to get pictures and stories of my favorite ponies being cute and sometime fap material

Till now it worked great
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>>5401106
Its only a matter of time before this happens
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>>5401107
I...
Huh. I can't really recall.
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>>5401179
Is that a link for yourself? Because I agree with him, he needs to leave.
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>>5401183
npb

>>5401040
>>5401186
This mindset is why so many women love Twilight.
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>>5399451
guilty
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>>5401074
Likely for the Twist tumblr. It's irksome for me because interpretation changes wildly based on setting and style. Just look at my Major Miners project...

>>5401068
I was thinking of tightening that up a bit before lining, she looks a little babyfaced for my tastes.
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GUYS
GUYS
LETS ALL GET ALONG
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4p8qxGbpOk
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>>5401212
Fluttershy would want to make you a better person.
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>>5401205
I was thinking ponychan would be more his speed.
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>>5401189
its the same shit

>force 2 characters that haven't interacted to love each other
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>>5401169
But the game is not even remotely related to ponies.
The Mecromancer isn't a pony.
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>>5401212
You're in no position to be lecturing about proper mindsets.
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>>5401221
All I want in life is a little bit of love to take the pain away
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>>5401205
>>5401225
>justifying camwhoring
I'm out. My brain
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>>5401172
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>>5401218
>chibi characters with giant tits

right in the fetish
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>there will never be a Final Fantasy style MLP Game with darker settings and themes
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>>5401196
There's fapfics of Twirity?
Links?
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>>5401221
but anon i hate the crickets
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>>5401228
No
One takes place within a particular reality between two real entities.
The other takes place with fake characters,
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>>5401218
I like the babyface
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>>5401212
but twilight isnt about fixing the boyfriend, its about becoming like the boyfriend

its more like the end of grease really
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>>5401035
>best
AHAHAH That's not Jack nor Raging Goliath
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>>5401106
When does it come out? Looks like a fun way to waste time on the bus.
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>>5401243
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>>5401224
Too bad she's not real.

>>5401232
I disagree, but to say why would be getting into /soc/ material.
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>>5401238
>Just you know, using shadow magic.
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>>5401278
What's a Suragersube?
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>>5401224
>implying
People that want to make other people better think they're better, or at least know better.

Fluttershy would hate herself
She'd think you're amazing and aspire to be as good as you
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>>5401286
You're face
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>>5401286
whats a Suragersube?
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>>5401265
True. I'm referring more to the reason why girls seem to so often go for the Bad Boy.
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>>5401269
the art style is bad, but a game like that with new villians, locations, and characters would be amazing. Even better if it focusses on different ponies for the protagonist and crew
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>>5401244
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/3677/Twilight-Sparkle-and-Rarity%27s-Magic-Book
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>>5401237
What.
Nobody is justifying camwhoring.
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>>5401267
>Goliaths.
Quite possibly the most hilarious thing to turn on its friends.
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>>5401269
that's fucking great
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>>5401236
Don't worry anon.
I would love your pain away
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dada-uqoDUY
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>>5401301
DAMMIT ROOGNA
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>>5401314
YOU BETTER GOD DAMN SCREAM FOR ME
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Well I was browsing the archives and somebody wanted a doodle of this

also yes I'm still alive

No I havn't been practicing and it shows, this must be the first thing I've doodled in months because Season 3 is close enough to warrant practicing ponies again

I really need to practice more often
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>>5401301
That's what I was asking!
And, for that Matter, Knowing what a Sugarsube is would help, too
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>>5401326
But sex isn't love
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>>5401336
NIBBLES! YOU'RE BACK! Great drawing dude...
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>>5401307
Holy shit
The first pony related thing I fapped too.
It was so long ago...
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>>5401308
>says people need to take a break when they're posting pictures of their dicks and nanaki's dick
>told to leave
Justifying, can you read?
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>>5401307
Buttersc0tchSundae writes great fanfics. My favorite one by her is The Party Hasn't Ended.
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>>5401301
The constant shaking of her body makes her tongue break the C into a S.
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has the hurricane died yet
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>>5401354
Shit nigga are you me?
It's what made me finally break after a year of not fapping to ponies.
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>>5401357
They're telling him to leave because he's bringing that shit up again.
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>>5401344
mah nigga
love > sex
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>>5401306
>set thousands of years after the events of FiM
>at the end you choose whether to let the Big Bad who later doesn't seem that bad reighn, Let Luna/Celestia regain their thrones, or let neither reign and start a whole new era for ponykind
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So who thinks Twilight will ascend at the end of the two parter?
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>>5401344
But love can be sex
sometimes
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>>5401344
Who are you to say what love is?
No one knows what is love.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDdlHmzIdn8
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>>5401360
>The Party Hasn't Ended.

Wasn't that the one with CAR CHASES and FEELINGS?
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>>5401354
>i've been fapping to pony porn for almost two years
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>>5400744
i need this tumblr link now
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>>5401360
>great
>fanfics

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAyou thought this would be more laughing but it's notAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>>5401378
deal w/ it
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>>5401314
>Phaselock them
>I Believe I can fly
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>>5401242
Here, have some more caviar.
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>>5401398
This has not been the case in my life
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>>5401307
>That exquisite pressure suddenly grew more intense and Twilight felt like she was a flask held in a retort stand – the liquid inside her, fuelled by the flame below, starting to boil and seethe, threatening to foam up and explode out of the top of her head. And as Rarity's hoof lead her to the summit of pleasure, it finally did. Her mind underwent nuclear fission, shattering in a supernova of bursting suns and spiralling nebulae, and in that maelstrom of sensation she at last broke free of that terrible pressure that had imprisoned her and she cried out in ecstasy. And as ripples of pleasure broke over her body like a shock wave, she floated away through space, forgetting who and where she was, into a strange dreaming universe where Rarity had her over her knee and was spanking her while Firefly and Glenda and Surprise all watched and giggled, kissing and caressing each other everywhere...
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>>5401388
But anon, love is dead.
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>>5401071

>Go to the state fair to laugh at the freaks and rednecks and score some fried food
>You literally laugh at every single obese cheese-eating inbred product of a family tree that doesn't branch on the fairgrounds.
>And that shit gets boring fast.
>Everything else is too back-country cattle-auction or too kiddy.
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>>5401418
Nah, I play with Discord.
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>>5401420
>tfw the people you love won't sex you
>and the people you sex don't love you
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>>5401344
what is love?
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>>5401428
then I'll never have sex again, I guess
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>>5401374
>>>/weather.com/

>>5401406
moronsonofboron.deviantart.com
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>>5401410
Thiss
Holy shit just look at this >>5401424
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>>5401404
Yep, that's it. I have no idea as to how I was able to read that. It was long.
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>>5401439
>tfw not sexing people
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>>5401354
>>5401360
For me it was the Trixie hides as a Spa Pony and has sex with Twilight. That shit killed me.
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>>5401397
I hope Twilight becomes a Alicorn.

Maybe she can leave and we all can see the other ponies instead of that mary sue, insane bitch.
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>>5401420
Is that why you're so bitter, Anon?

It can be. Quite often.
With a special someone.
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>>5401410
well they're good masturbatory material at least

like TAW's used to be
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>>5401444
A wise decision.
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>>5401391
Megami Tensei pls
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>>5401424
>he thinks this qualifies as good writing

purple prose pls
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>>5401455
That was also one of my favorites. That and Party of Two.
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>>5401459

I read that as special somepone.

Please kill me.
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>>5401424
...people fap to this?
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>>5401467
Wait a moment, you're trying to trick me.
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>>5401461
>TAW left before making more AJ horsewords like I asked for weeks

Feels bad man
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>>5401397
If I had to put my money on anything, it would be Twilight ascending, realizing she will leave her friends behind, and giving it up to still be with them. The five minutes of alicorn Twi would be enough for Hasbro to launch an entire Mane6-Princess toyline.
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>>5401453
It's not all it's cracked up to be
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>>5401244
Fuck me if I can remember them right now. You can find them on fimfiction quite easily tough.
Set the filter to look for Twilight and Rarity mature stories and also make the filter ignore the ones with Spike

There are this two that I did remember
The TAW one
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/11361/Lavender-Sheets

And the forth chapter of this one
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/15206/The-Sinners-and-the-Saints#comment/363098

Both are my requests
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>>5401498
It's more.
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>>5401481
People fap to THIS, anon.
People fap to everything/
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>>5401461
>try to read a TAW fic
>some drama about Dash breaking up with Twilight abloobloobloo life is over
>lauded as the best fic on fimfiction ever
GEE
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>>5401470
purpleproseanon, I missed you

except not really
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>>5401476
>Party of Two.
Fuck me that one was also great.

>>5401461
Haven't kept up with him after he left. What's he done lately?
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>>5401397
>Luna does not appear to want Twilight to do it.
>Luna confirmed for not being in any other episode.
>Twilight is going to replace her as the princess of the night.
Just like Friendship is Witchcraft predicted.
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>>5401489

I'd appreciate a Pinkie Princess
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>>5400664
>it's the book of Cthulhu
>the unspeakable horror hidden within it's pages drives her to madness
>a thousand voices whisper of peace,love,kindness and a thousand scream of death,pain,hunger,lust still more scream inside her head but of only pure violence
>the melody of damned will reshape her mind to build anew you must destroy the old
>she can hear the voices more clearly now no longer is a chaotic torrent which her deaf ears heard before but the beautiful melody
>the blessings of the undying manifesting upon her hentai is happening in a big way all over her body
>the taint spreads from her like a black sea of writhing snakes spreading across the land
>she corrupts every living creature changing them to mirror her own hentai form
>it looks upon you what was once twilight is now really fucking hentai and gonna rape you
>it's hentai penises wrap around you seeking every hole
>she is not gentle
>it lets out a scream of pleasure which calls the other hentai monsters
>from across the lands of equestria hentai monsters will come to where you are being raped by the hentai thing that used to be twilight
>Day by day more hentai monsters climb ontop of the growing hentai rape pile
>you are forced to survive from the seamen which in great quantity leaking always day and night down onto you as the rape pile continues to grow the seamen starts to flow more heavily
>years pass the seamen flow has become a current with the force of a river and the pile is more of a mountain of pure hentai now
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>>5401514
i'm pretty damn sure that's the first time i've ever typed the words "purple prose" in MLPG
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>>5401489

Bonus points if the figure out how to turn the main 6 crystal as well.
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>>5401530
Yeah I have no idea who he's talking about either and I'm always here
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>>5401524
>Pinkie gets Celestia powers
>Best episode ever ensues
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>>5401476
Should I post links to those for those who haven't read them?
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>>5401540
alwayshereanon pls
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>>5401542
>busts out of the cartoon and maker her own episode with her as the star
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>>5401505
not him, but I find that intimacy in general, especially emotional intimacy, is usually better than sex. It feels good to feel good every once and a while, but having someone who's there for you and trusts you and truly loves you is better than an hour or so of fucking.
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Why are all the Rarity ships so cute? Seriously, she's like 5 for 5.

>inb4 someone hates on Flarity, shut up it's adorable
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>>5401489
>every character is a princess
Oh god, it could actually happen.
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>>5401542
>Too many Pinkies.
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>>5401478
Don't feel bad. You just can't help but think it'd be really nice to have someone who would be there for you and as open as you've seen them to be. Why, they'd enjoy the very thought of you, and your presence would fill them with a smile. And you'd be right there, willing and ready to reciprocate in turn.

Thank goodness you live in the real world instead.
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>youtube comments

why can't I stop reading them

wwhhhyyy
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Rarity > Top
Rainbow Dash > Top
Applejack > Bottom
Twilight > Bottom
Pinkie pie > Both
Fluttershy > Bottom
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>>5401484
No, no, don't be silly anonymous.
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>>5401558
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>>5401564
>>5401556
You assholes are huge fags
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>>5401557

>tfw Rarishy is your favorite ship
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>>5401558
>everyone is a princess
>except you ;_;
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>>5401556
>an hour or so
Yeah, you wish.
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>>5401569
10/10 youtube you never fail to impress me
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>>5401569

>I just came out the dark abyss of mainstream bullshit
>Into The Beatles, Bob Dylan, and Billy Joel

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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>>5401526
>30 minutes and 900 posts late
>seamen
Come on dude
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>>5401556
mah nigga
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>lesbians
>top/bottom paradigm

DYEH?
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>>5401583
ok that's it
that's enough MLPG for one night
i fucking hate not being able to change genders at will
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>>5401521
I think his latest was some Appledash thing that got alot of brony attention, no porn

Before that it was rule 63 Pinkie fucking changeling Dash or something, plus there's that TwiDash that's gone on far too long
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>>5401530
>>5401540
Sorry. For a while some anon would just pop up and shout purple prose at greentext.
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>>5401579
I really like how best pony still has her hat
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>>5401572
>DOUBT
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>>5401593
foreplay + sex + cuddling afterwards in the post-coitus warmth = about an hour in my experience
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>>5401569
I... what?
I mean, of course I've read my fair share of stupid comments, but that's just, just... what fucking video is that?
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>>5401542
>surprise parties for everyone
>for EVERYONE
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>>5401608
Im sorry anon.

I just desire to be a mare in a pretty dress. Even if it was for like, 5 seconds.
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>>5401512
Whatever happened to that TAW who used to write about Applejack being milked while also being penetrated by dildos in her rectum, vagina and mouth.
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Here are those color requests from earlier
1/3
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>>5401581
we're bros now
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>>5401455
and then the rant about it, my god
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>>5401611
Golden tiaras aren't hats silly anon
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>>5401620
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>>5401542

Ever since a brony friend of mine told me about his idea for a fanfiction with that very same premise, read: described what happened at length, including every brony reference that existed at the time, no regard for character, and not getting my hints that I wasn't really interested in what he was saying but trying not to be rude about it I've been turned off to the idea to say the least.
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>>5401619

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcYSSYnf_l8&feature=related
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>>5401623
She's got a chubby
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>>5401556
physical intimacy is great
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>>5401623
2/3
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>>5401542
>Pinkie turns the sun into a giant balloon.
>Does not see why this is a problem
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>>5401622
>Whatever happened to that TAW who used to write about Applejack being milked while also being penetrated by dildos in her rectum, vagina and mouth.

The fuck?
Link?
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>>5401621
how much would you pay to have those five seconds

i would pay at least a thousand dollars
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>>5401647
3/3
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>>5401647
Oh god she's going to murder AJ
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>>5401580
Don't make fun of my fag's asshole.
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>>5401621
I'm exactly what that image about only wanting to be the little girl temporarily and without expensive surgery or the lack of functional genitalia describes.
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>>5401641
Was it also porn?
I bet it was also porn.
It was porn, right?
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>>5401662
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>>5401603
I kept stopping to smoke but ya sorry
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>>5401662

>"J-just leave me alone, okay?"
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>>5401622

I miss the TAW that wrote about worshiping Gilda's talons and then having her sit on your face

because he wrote that for me
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>>5400402
>>5401662
oh god im died
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>>5401609
>plus there's that TwiDash that's gone on far too long

Was that good? I think I dropped it after Twilight had that near death experience and never really picked it up again.
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>>5401668
anon delivers
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>>5401662
Oh my god this fucking picture
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>>5401668
I have no idea what you just said but im gonna go ahead and agree with you since we appear to be on the same page.
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>>5401662
that's adorable
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>>5401687

>>5401682
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>>5401681
It's not a good fic. At all
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>>5401662
I remember when we did awkward teen Chrysalis. That was really cute.
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>>5401645
physical intimacy isn't something that's possible at all times. emotional intimacy sticks with you even when that someone isn't around. just thinking about them makes you happy and feel like you have a purpose.
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>>5401622
Not enough people liked it, I guess
Its a shame
He was a pretty nice guy, and wrote well enough for my purposes
Just liked the blind praise he got from bronies too much, or something
Can't really blame the guy, I guess
You don't start writing My Little Pony fapfiction requests without having something wrong with you
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>>5401662
>"S-school photoch are today!?
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>>5401674
Hahahahaha... __no__
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>>5401682
I'd rather be a girl. "Deep down" I want the option to be reborn as a female. Not even a hot 10/10 would rape one. Just as average as I am now
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>>5401505
statements like this are what make me never want to try it
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>>5401694
Well alright then.

Yeah its pretty much true. I just wanna be pretty for a while then back to my fat neckbear self...
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will i ever meet a girl like pinkie who i can love legally
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>>5401662

it's so cute it's making my stomach hurt
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>>5401703
yeah, that was pretty cute
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>>5401669
My secret fantasy is about Pinkie Pie and Applejack working as prostitutes in a brothel
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>>5401714
>average

Don't flatter yourself, anon.
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>>5401721
Then we, my good man, are niggas
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>>5401721

...Ronnie, is that you?
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>>5401714
Yeah, I'd be down for that too.
As long as my parents weren't all abusive or something.
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>>5401745
Sorry
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>>5401707
It was mostly his ability to not ignore hateanons at all.
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>>5401703
I liked kid Chrysalis sticking herself onto the back of your car with goo because she didn't want you to leave.
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>>5401732
my biggest fantasy is Rarity and Twilight DPing me while I'm tied up
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>>5401756
Oh golly gee willikers I remember that
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>>5401705
True intimacy intertwines them artfully. The ultimate comfort of a partnership that melds two souls.
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>>5401546
I'll just post links.
Party of Two (PinkieDash Clop): http://explicit.ponyfictionarchive.net/viewstory.php?sid=354&warning=9
Luxury Lotus Spa Fillies (Twixie Clop): http://explicit.ponyfictionarchive.net/viewstory.php?sid=68&warning=9
The Party Hasn't Ended (PinkieDash multi-parter): http://buttersc0tchsundae.deviantart.com/art/The-Party-Hasn-t-Ended-197735488?q=gallery%3Abuttersc0t
chsundae%2F28134273&qo=58 (this leads to Part 1. Search the DA gallery for the rest.)
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>>5401756
Or babysitting antics.
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>>5401701
Any examples?
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>>5401769
how poetic
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>>5401681
short answer: no

long answer: It had novelty as a fic actually showing their relationship in action instead of just the buildup to it, but it ended up sinking under the weight of all the cliches (oh now Dash is proposing to her so romantic! oh now they're honeymooning on the beach so cute! oh no dash broke up with her so sad).

If you don't hate fanfiction on principle, there are much better fics of TwiDash out there.
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>>5401623
What is going on here exactly?
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>>5401715
me neither
if it really is all they say i would be a wreck forever
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>>5401770
>Clop.
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>>5401703
A lot of things about Chrysalis here were cute
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>>5401789
She's holding a steaming cup of something.
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>>5401758
My biggest fantasy is a big homemade meal with AJs family. Then spend the evening on the porch with AJ drinking cider and watching the sun go down as we lean on each other.
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>>5401653
>>5401677
ah here it is http://pastebin.com/8VTR64DF contains both stories
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>>5401769
of course, but given the choice between one or the other, I'd pick emotional intimacy over physical intimacy any day.
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>>5401789
Color requests.
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>Cheeselegs will never return
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>>5401669

No. I wish sometimes it had been.

It had a spell going wrong and Pinkie getting Celestia's powers, which she decides to use to throw the world's biggest party and wreaking havoc with her preparations, like crushing all the cows and chickens and digging up every wheat field in Equestria to make a giant cake, pulling down the moon to turn it into a disco ball, throwing off all the tides, then turning a mountain range into speakers for "Maximum Wubbage," and finally trying to pull the sun down to bake said giant cake.

It ended with the spell that caused Celestia's powers to transfer to her wearing off, and everything going back to normal. And then Pinkie revealing that the cake was full of strippers who were roasted alive when the cake was being baked, and just laughing it off and going on her way.


I don't think he comes here, but if you do, mate - I gotta say that story was kinda fucked up.
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>>5401815
Gee thanks anon
I meant in the picture
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>>5401806
That's because she's a cute pony.
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>>5401714
Yeah, pretty much this.

There's so few women in Comp Sci, you'd be treated special by pretty much everyone, regardless of whether you were ugly or not.
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>>5401818
>The comic book.
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>>5401810
I don't know if it's my biggest fantasy, but that with Big Macintosh makes me feel
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>>5401814
I would be in a emotional nonphysical relationship with you, anon
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>>5401758
Are they futa or R63? Are you a dude getting spitroasted or a lady sandwiched between them?
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>>5401818
>Candyass will return
>Shining "Twily" Armor will return
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>>5401818
...
The first comic arc is about her returning
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>>5401833
That isn't a pony.
Tat is an Equestrian wasp.
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>>5401833
She really is
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>>5401848
Im probably the only one excited to see SA back.
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>>5401842
That's called a friendship.
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>>5401851
>>5401835
Comics don't count
Might as well count coloring books
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>>5401842
thanks, but I'm too much of an autistic fuck to burden others with my presence beyond anonymous posting on image boards
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>>5401770
Another good fic of her was the PinkieSpike one.
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>>5401810

>"I'm real glad yer here with us, Anonymous. I ever tell you that?"
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>>5401848
I can't fuckin' wait
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>>5401810

My biggest fantasy is having a picnic with Fluttershy on a chilly night, and then just sitting next to her under a blanket with hot cocoa, Angel sleeping in my lap, and my arm around her.
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>>5401860
>implying humans are capable of magic
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>>5401789
It is suppose to be AJ with a white tee-shirt and hot chocolate on a pillow.
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>>5401834
I guess, but wouldn't you also get underestimated by all your peers constantly who couldn't possibly believe that a female could ever sling code as well as a man? Plus all the sexist bullshit that pervades the industry.
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>>5401870
AJ quit stealing your sister's lines
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>>5401875
Replace that with Twilight and stargazing and that's me.
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>>5401842
good, keep it non-physical, i don't want you hugging me or anything. that would be awkward
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>>5401875
>Angel sleeping in my lap
>he wakes up and realizes where he is
>slaps you in the face like its YOUR fault he fell asleep there
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>>5401857
>They give him a voice that isn't surfer bro.
>He actually is interesting.
>Cadence is the one who fucks everything up.
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>>5401868
But I am, too. We could rejected social failures but at least we'd have each other
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>>5401882
Oh alright, the steam coming off the cup looked a little odd
>>
Celestia flexing her magic got me all excited.
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>>5401869
Ah, yes.
Here's to You, Miss Pinkamena Pie: http://explicit.ponyfictionarchive.net/viewstory.php?sid=37&warning=9
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>>5401875
My biggest fantasy is making Octavia into my personal baby factory, pumping her full up with seed again as soon as the last foal is out.
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>>5401897
>"I know what these crystal ponies need!"
>"Love!"
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>>5401810
would they ask you to join in their traditional family fuckfest
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>>5401866
>comic book done by people who really care about quality
>and with the collaboration of the show staff
>and with Hasbro putting in place real quality control
>never mind that the ones writing it watch the show a lot for fun

>same thing as the coloring books
Yer a faggot Anon
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>>5401897

Honestly, I wouldn't mind his surfer voice if they actually showed him surfing. Then it would at least fit his character.
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>>5401897
>They give him a voice that isn't surfer bro.

Then I wouldnt be excited anymore.
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>>5401914
and doesn't she have that happy face
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>>5401917
>You will never get recutumwrecked by Big Macintosh while drowning in applemares
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>>5401925

>Surfing

BEACH
EPISODE
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>>5401914
That sounds familiar...

You don't call her Tavi, do you?
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>>5401906

We're getting full-on wizard battles this season, anon. get hyped.
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>>5401925
>You will never shred some waves with Shiny
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>>5401925
>Surfrock bgm
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>>5401866
no way the comics are going to be fucking awesome
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>>5401932
unf
bisexual sandwiches are my favorite
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Which pony would you teach how to Dougie?
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>>5401936
That's a stupid nickname and I don't use it for her.
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>>5401939

FUCK YEAH WIZARD BATTLES
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>>5401906
Shit, flexing her dark magic, what the fuck was that shit and I want more.
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>>5401933

>none of the ponies wear bathing suits
>MLPG commits suicide
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>>5401939
I hope we see someone other than Twilight go into magic overdrive
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Okay guys I need you to follow me
And set me free
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>>5401899
Does this help at all?
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>>5401979
>human penises

NO SIR I DONT LIKE IT
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>>5401711

>she tries to fake sick
>she tries every sickness she knows, in succession
>she tries every excuse she can think of
>she doesn't WANT her school picture taken
>she doesn't want to remember these years any more than she wants to remember what will happen when everyone sees her again.
>she's had so many pairs of glasses taken from her and "accidentally" stepped on or snapped in half or broken
>she's heard every braces-related name you can call someone
>a few minutes before her parents force her out the door, she locks herself in her room and cries
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>>5401961
Rarity
She thinks she's got some urban flavor because she listens to bubblegum rap like Lik Wayne and Dorrough
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>>5401967
I agree.
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>>5401153
Nanaki and his parents went broke, he asked for donations.
Anon told him he'd donate $50 if he put on panties and jerked off.
Nanaki delivered.
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>>5401979
>Human penises
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>>5401979
This guy's stuff is just silly. There's not even any real sense of being. It's like action figures going at it.
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>>5401979
>Human dick
>Uncut
disgusting
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>>5401981
>just kidding they are all wearing assortments of 1 and 2 pieces
>SA and Big Mac are in board shorts
>Celestia and Luna just takes off all their armor
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>>5401984
ESCAPE FROM THE CITY
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>>5401979
>Sign calls it a 'nude beach'
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I wanted to test this old scanner with a doodle it's okay.
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I would work like a dog for Applejack
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>>5401972
>>5401972
>>5401972
>>5401972
>>5401972
>>5401972
>>5401972
Here's a new, clean horse for you.
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>>5401932
They're southern, none of them are gay.

I'm sorry anonymous.
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>>5402000

Hahaha no shit?
>>
>>5401907
The justification of pedophilia in that one rubs me the wrong way, I don't want to shit up the thread with yet another pedo discussion but I just had to say it, this one's close to the end anyway.
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>>5402020
>230 images

Ya goofball
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>>5401988
Yeah actually thanks
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>>5401932
>you will never have granny smith's wrinkly old snatch on your lips
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>>5402000
Link?
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>>5402020
IDIOT
REFRESH BEFORE POSTING A NEW HORSE
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>>5401942

>"TWILY! DID YOU SEE THAT?! I WAS ALL OVER THAT POUNDER UNTIL SOME LOLO STUFFED ME IN THE BARREL!"
>>
>>5402000
>GG gets three grand to draw a sad dog.
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>>5402020
Can you fuckballs refresh the page before you make a new thread? God forbid you miss your chance to get some attention as anon.
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>>5401942
BANG YOUR HEAD
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>>5402025
The DL link was in the last thread.
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>>5402023
he never said gay, he said bi, plus they're from Equestria, not earth, south has no meaning there
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>>5402037
>>5402051
Alright, alright. It's dead.
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>>5402023
Well then I just have to become a convincing trap or a slutty mare

Either's fine with me, I just have to find a good unicorn to hook me up
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>>5402048
go ctrl-f the old thread for mediafire
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>>5402010
>SA2 is shit by the way
YOU MOTHERFUCKER
I like that game
I think I heard something about an HD re-release?
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>>5402023
Indeed.
Fucking your sister is a OK.
But if you get your cornhole plugged they will wear sheets and hang your sad ass from a tree.
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>>5402062
You gotta give me something to ctrl-f for
Did he post it himself with his trip on or was it anonymous?
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>>5402005
uncut is the best
>>
>20 images deleted
What happened?
>>
how the fuck could you not like sonic adventure 2
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>>5402087
PONIES FUCKING
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>>5402087
Janitor doing his job.

Probably doompaul
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>>5402075
No, that's only if anyone finds out.
Kissing cousins doesn't define a gender
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>>5402075

Southern Politics. Where talking to a black woman will get you both lynched, and fucking your horse is considered a rite of passage.
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>>5402069
>you will never be the convincing trap that ends up making big mac question his sexuality
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>>5402083
>>5402070
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>>5402005
>>5402084
Fun fact, the uncut foreskin rolls back during intercourse, and the extra mass in a girl makes her feel a little fuller, also holds back a bit of the cum inside instead of letting it all leak out.
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>>5402066
Aw man, I was working on a filename for it.
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>>5402104
Would you hug a BLACK PONY?
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>>5402074
Yeah.

PSN/XBLA with Steam on a later date I think or already released.

And only the Speed stages were fine. everything else was shit.
Ans SA1>SA2 on soundtrack too.
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>>5402100
Actually I deleted the images myself.
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>>5402053

Does anyone remember that time we talked about Twilight snapping and beating SA with a dictionary when he kept spouting surfer lingo?
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>>5402122
the correct term is zebra, twilight
>>
>>5402105
>You will never convince him that it's not gay if it's a human
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>>5402104
YEEEEEEEEE HAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

>>5402102
>Implying a man sleeping with another man isn't a disgusting thing that needs to be purified.
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>>5402104
>and fucking your horse is considered a rite of passage

Is that bad?
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>>5402122
I would hug any pony

no more, though
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>>5402114
>makes her feel a little fuller
I love the sound of things like that
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>>5402132
Yes.
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>>5402142

No Fluttershy, not now.
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>>5402143
depends on the horse
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>>5402017
ha ha ha what
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>>5402134
MORE LIKE ZIGGER
FUCKING IMMIGRANT SCUM
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>>5402142
come on in Fluttershy, we're actually pretty chill right now
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>>5402149
And I'll never be able to do that ;_;
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>>5402132
Im hoping it will rub off on her and she will start accidentally talking like a valley girl.

LIKE OH MY GOD RARITY I WAS IN THE LIBRARY YESTERDAY AND YOU WOULDNT BELIEVE WHO CHECKED OUT A BOOK
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>>5402017
Oh fuck that's great.
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>>5402149
Yeah, basically you've got a built-in "ribbed for her pleasure."
>>
who wants to play some mafia
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>>5402114
yeah i know
>tfw skin is too tight to roll back
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>>5402170
I think it's more of a case of won't than can't.
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>>5402173

I think my ears would become sentient and fly away if they heard that
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>>5402162
>Twilight with too much cider.
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>>5402188
Why would anyone want to do that?
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>>5402191
i think the implication was cut
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>>5402188
>Implying we won't be 2 more 2 ever
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>>5402189
Get a load of this smalldick
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>>5402173
>"LIKE"
It was then that Rarity snapped.
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>>5402203
There is such thing as foreskin restoration
>>
TWILY
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>>5402214
And lapsed into her Chav accent
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>>5402222
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>>5402156
>>5402163
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>>5402235
Worst pony
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>>5402220
Hymen restoration, too.
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>>5402114
>Feel a little fuller
It's like 2 cubic centimeters worth of skin. If that
If your girlfriend can tell the difference she's a princess
>>
>Going to McDonalds
>Get cut off by a shark family
>Shake fist angrily at sharks
>Shark car switches lanes and slows down, is right next to my car
>Rollemup.jpg
>It's too late
>Shark Jr. jumps into my open passenger window
>Punch him in nose
>Slow down to throw him out
>Can't reach brakes
>He already chewed off my legs
>Crash into tree
>Airbags deploy
>The airbags are filled with sharks
>Biting my face
>Start slapping the sharks away from my face
>Open door and make it out of car
>Forget I have no legs
>Crawl my way to safety
>Ambulance waiting for me
>The paramedic is a Nurse shark.
>Wake up from surgery
>My arms are missing too
>I never got my McDonalds
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>>5402211
it's more like my dick is too thick, and I never pulled it back when I was little. I was afraid, now the hole is little. I'm stretching it now
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>>5402244
Can I get that even if I'm not a girl?
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>>5402222
That reminds me, do we have a Bingo for S3 yet?
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>>5401556
what's he/she like?
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Any Renne Quest people around? Just wanted to let you guys know that I plan to start early again tomorrow. 3-4 hours earlier than my usual time, hopefully close to the same starting times as last week.
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>>5402235
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>>5402266
What does scrunch feel like?
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>>5402260
Fuck off
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>>5402254
no.
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>>5402253
Stay moisturized to keep the skin elastic. ie lube
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>>5402260
So when is that in 4chan time?
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>>5402245
>tfw pixie gf
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>>5402252

>Going to McDonald's
>Get off by a shark family
>Stopped reading there because it wasn't a Kids Next Door story
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>>5402220
>>5402244
>tfw technology will one day become white magic
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>>5402274
piss off
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>>5402273
bags of scrunch
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>>5402273
bags of you'll never know because you're a human and humans cannot scrunch on the same level as ponies
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>>5402245
You think Celestia would really notice?
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>>5402273
Like a brain freeze mixed with an orgasm.
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>>5402245
if she can't she's a big floppy pussy cow whale or something
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>>5402252
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>>5402273
Don’t think. Feel and you’ll be scrunch...
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>>5402283
sod off
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>>5402277
17-18 hours from now, or so.
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>>5402273
Like puppies licking your toes while your head is doused in liquid marshmellow and there's sunshine painting flowers on your torso
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>>5402278

>pixie gf
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>>5402302
NOB OFF YOU TOSSPOT
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>>5402252
Epic win!
Where can I see more of these haha
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>>5402316
Eww.
>>
>>5402229
Oh dear god...
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>>5402316
Sammy is top tier pixie
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>>5402303
so like 17:30 or 18:00 4chan time?
You're killing me here with these vague relative times man
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>>5402319
cum slut
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>>5402326

Oh no you fucking didn't

you didn't call my strong waifu gross

we're gonna fight
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>>5402229
>slaps the shit out of valley Twi
>"Oi Im sorry for hittin you shake my hoof"
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>>5402346
She looks like my grandmum.
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>>5402274
>getting mad at LK
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>>5402245
>Princess and the Pea
Clever
>>
Did Pat just call the S&W 500 a fictional weapon?
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>>5402357

dude can I

can I fuck your grandma
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>>5402366
I have no idea what you're referring to
Is this even remotely pony related?
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>>5402363
>not telling LK to fuck off just cause
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>>5402330
>pixie
>could crush your head between her thighs like a grapefruit
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>>5402346
what the fuck
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>>5402316
that woman is pure beauty
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>>5402337
I thought that the time it displayed was relative to your time zone. 4chan is hosted US west coast, right? That would be 14:00 - 15:00, then. Sorry this is so confusing.
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>>5402245
>The princesses can feel every vein in you.
>Your pulse is your vibrator.
>>
If you were a mare would you be in lesbians with another mare?

which?
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Would you a ponetaur with two butts?
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>>5402402
It's hosted US West Coast, but its time is still set to East Coast.
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>>5402377
Whoa, down boy
I got dibs

>>5402392
A strong pixie but a pixie nonetheless
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>>5402151

I miss those days.

>TALK
>whack
>LIKE
>thwunch
>AN ADULT!
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>>5402397

her eyes make her look tired
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>>5402396
OH GOD SHE LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE HER
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>>5402410
>>5402410
>>5402410
>>5402410
>>5402410
>>5402410
>>5402410
Let's try this again...The new horse is here!
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>>5402418
That's a deer you blind fuckah.
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I
Have wondered about you
Where will you be
When this is through
If all
If all goes as planned
Will you redeem
My life again?
My life again
>>
>>5402418
wat
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>>5402413

>Celestia's vag is nearly too hot to leave in
>Your dick is red when you pull out, you've got to ice it later

>Luna's makes your teeth chatter
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>>5402419
What kinda shit is that. Yes, 17:00 - 18:00 is correct, then.
>>
new horse
>>5402438
>>5402438
>>5402438
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>>5402418

No.
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>>5402454
2/2 Butts
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>>5402402
you're killing me here
4chan time is east coast time if you don't modify it
I'm personally on the west coast
I've never played but I read through the archive this week and I was hoping to join in. It seems like it runs pretty late so the fact that I won't show up until ~7:30 or so probably won't be a big deal
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>>5402454
butts please
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>>5402442
I know you idiot, it's there to illustrate the concept.
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>>5402454
Butts, you have to be the but of this joke.
>>
>>5402414
I would try to get into lesbians with green and purple pegasus pony
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>>5402454
Aw man, Butts, we're not doing this on purpose I swear.
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>>5402445
>Ice it in Lunas.
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>>5402454
fuck
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>>5402427
Sounds like my eyes.
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>>5402418
This is one of those moments where child me would have a significantly different reaction to something
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>>5402537
How do you mean?
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>>5402549
I probably wouldn't have saved it, for one
Or immediately noticed the swell of her twin bellies like that
and then complained to myself about hoofnails, like they were an old war injury
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>>5402623
What about the double pair she's got in the front?
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>>5402418
Could I bring a friend?
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>>5402685
Sure. Plenty of room~
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>>5402623
I would have saved it and fapped to it.
I was a furry even as a kid
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>>5402681
Also nice
You can never have too much of a good thing sexually
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>>5402722
mah nigga
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>>5402721
Well, I meant before the whole fapping thing
Like, 10 years old
I was already irreparably damaged by 14 or so
and i almost feel like I should regret it, but never have
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>>5402799
Even before being able to cum I fapped
It was kinda pathetic now that I think about it, just tugging at my dick for hours with no consequence
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>>5402799
Personally, I think as long as it's boners to words and pictures there's no harm in it. Not something you should be proud of or anything, but not so horrible that you should feel bad about it.
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>>5402808
>that feel
For a few years I thought climaxing was pointless until I managed to do it.
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>>5402822
Are we really able to be reasonably well-balanced individuals?
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>>5402853
I think so. Can you get it up to real people?
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>>5402910
Yes, but not constantly in public, even for attractive ones. It has to be a more intimate setting.
>>
>>5402976
You're fine. Having an interest in something weird doesn't like ruin you or something unless it's so consuming that it's an overwhelming part of your life.


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