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Old thread: >>5355379

Topic: What point do think Equestria has reached technologically? How do you think it will progress?
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>fanon
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>rake
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>>5358540
They have video games, but no cars

No idea.
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>>5358618
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They have primitive computers, so they're probably at 1960s/70s levels of technology.
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>>5358581

>Sibsy's OC
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>>5358540

One pony has a cutie mark for robots.

Conclusion: Ponies live in a hyper-advanced post-scarcity society and choose to live simply for moral and cultural reasons.
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>>5358618
Why can't they be real?
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>tfw I have to get a job this year
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>>5358606
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>>5358540
They're advanced in electronics but not mechanics
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>>5358581
Because he knows how to market himself.
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>>5358662
>One pony has a cutie mark for robots.
Which one?
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I like cute gay ponies
what has happened to me
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>>5358670
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>>5358670
ross pls
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>>5358683
The nerd from PYHD
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>>5358540
Schizotech. They've been as a single culture and civilization for longer than us and have had time to develop some crazy technologies but simply didn't have the need for the some of the same things we do.
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>>5358706
wat
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>>5358676

WHAT IS SHE SAYING
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>>5358683

The nerdy one Rarity exploited in the Iron Will ep.
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>A Unicorn magically seizes control of your lips
[ ]Resist?
[ ]Surrender?
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>>5358692
MLPG has happened to you
It's happened to all of us
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There's an MLPG guild in GW2, right? How do I get in?
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>>5358540

Equestria's level of technology varies by whatever serves the episode's needs the most - but I think someone said they make a point of avoiding technology that would seem too modern - which is why they used the reel-to-reel film projector in HCFS.

So by my guess, I'd say, depending on what device you're specifically talking about, they're anywhere in the range of the 70s to perhaps the late 80s or early, early 90s, at best.
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>>5358683

The one with the glasses from PYHD
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>>5358670
ross pls stop trying too hard
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>>5358723
[x] Force myself onto her
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>>5358723

Depends
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>>5358723
>[X ]Resist
Or attempt to reverse the grapple.
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>>5358723
>[X]Surrender?
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>>5358728

It's only for kool kids, which you obviously aren't.
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>>5358723

APHTPLTPHLEPTHLTP!
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>>5358723
Take control of her lips with mine.
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>>5358670

Go to bed, Ross.
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>>5358723
surrender
I hope it's a qt unicorn
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>>5358723
resist but only a little, not enough to actually escape
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>>5358720

>Hey Bon Bon, what to 69 when we get home?
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>>5358723
Post the rest already faggot.
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>>5358669
Because you are an unsavory creature who everyone hates.
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It's almost November.
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>>5358739
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>>5358723
Depends on which unicorn it is, and who am I.
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>>5358723
If they already have me how could I even resist?

But if it was Rarity or Twilight I guess a few little pecks couldn't hurt
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>>5358779
Fuck off Ross
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Hello MLPG, it's time for your weekly mental health checkup, tell me what you see in the following ink blot tests.
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>>5358703
>>5358734
>>5358759

>so does Ross, and nobody makes this big a stink over him
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>>5358779
It's been eight months since we were kicked out of /co/
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>>5358669
Because no one is working on bioengineering sapient, pastel colored ponies.

We should make it MLPG's next project. After the game.
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>>5358772
>what to 69
wat
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>>5358788
>gleaning Ross from that post

I don't even.
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>>5358774
But I hate very few things!

And I'm only unsavory because I'm so sweet.
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>>5358795

But that's not ink. That's what appears to be several bits of plastic and maybe metal or wire.
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http://www.derpibooru.org/135283

Thoughts?
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>>5358795
A winged cat.
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>>5358618
I would be sad to if the guy off camera was forcing me to suffocate Sweetie Belle and I had my hand positioned just about to do it.
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>>5358795
Dr. Ivo Robotnik.

Next.
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pony should pony pony
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>>5358795
A bat dressed up in a batman costume
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>>5358773
GAME OVER
[ ]New Game?
[ ]Reload?
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>>5358795
A monkey riding a unicycle!
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Y'know, say what you will about JJ, but I absolutely love the way he draws human AJ
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>>5358795
Something that goes in a naughty place
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>>5358795
A hipster bat... with sideburns.

>>5358810
He's dumb.
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>>5358795
It's a fuck off Ross.
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>>5358795
OH SHIT IT'S LEGOS
IT'S FUCKING LEGOS
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>>5358840
>[X]New Game?
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>>5358842

Well I guess you also like the other girls
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>>5358804
>You will never grow your waifu from a tank and gently care for them as they develop
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>>5358842
You mean with an unrealistic pornstar body?
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has noel ever come back?
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>>5358729
So we're at a consensus they have indoor electrical lighting for night time? When did this happen?
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>>5358842
Bad anatomy, pelvis isn't prominent enough
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>>5358810
>that's the joke
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>>5358227
Angel is a very grumpy bunny.
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I think Jr ded.
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>>5358842
So you like every human he draw?
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>>5358795
And now this?
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justasmalltowngirl
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>>5358804
>>5358862
>Implying making robots wouldn't be easier
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Applebuck Season playing right now.

http://www.synchtube.com/r/dooks
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>>5358801

>Ross posts:
>"Shut up, Ross."
>"Nobody cares, Ross."
>"Are you still here?"
>"It still looks like shit. We've told you why, but you won't listen."
>"Enough mimes already, Ross."
>"WOW ROSS SURE IS AWESOME RIGHT GUYS? R-RIGHT...?"
>"We can tell you're samefagging, Ross.

Wouldn't call that making a stink. It's gotten almost perfunctory at this point.
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>>5358864
fuck off ross
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>>5358821
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>>5358887
A monkey riding a unicycle!
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>>5358840
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>>5358887
Roll cage out of a thinkpad
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>>5358895
Shut up Ross.
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>>5358842
Human AJ would be a hell of a lot more muscular than she's ever portrayed.

She also most likely have a fairly stocky frame, and a somewhat rough face from all the hard work she puts in.
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>>5358895
>not fetish talk
0/10
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>>5358887
Two fists punching the screen.
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>>5358884

Another victim of Hurricane Sandy.

Eh, I guess I'll just play TF2 tonight.
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>>5358864
His stuff was cute.
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What are you listening to, Ross?
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>>5358887

GAY ROBOT MAKEOUTS
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>>5358840
What does kissing a pony feel like, MLPG?
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>>5358887
kissing skulls
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>>5358862

That's fucked up on a variety of levels; ethical, emotional, and sociological.

if you grew her and constructed her consciousness, you are designing her to love you. But if you do that, is it the same pony waifu that you seek to replicate? Can you bring yourself to love something that may only love you back because it was not given a choice or free will?
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>>5358912
Ross pls go
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>>5358887

Two bearded guys kissing
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>>5358777
>tfw noel will never come back
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>>5358926
The sound of "Your waifu is a slut"
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>>5358795
A Tiki Mask with bat wings.

>>5358887
Two snails on a seesaw.
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>>5358887
A massive assembly line with an elevated catwalk down the center.
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hors
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>>5358887
The helmets for Satan's handegg team.
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>>5358910
That's the spirit!
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Hey sentenal, your waifu is a slut.
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>>5358930
>Implying raising a child isn't designing it to love you
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>>5358942
pn
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>>5358912
Not necessarily

I know plenty of country girls who work hard outdoor and look amazing
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What does MLPG do for fun?
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>>5358777
noel hates us

I guess it's true, we are as bad as bronies
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>>5358963
Fuck off Ross you don't care about what I do.
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>>5358949
>implying he isn't asexual
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>>5358915
Y- you wanna talk fetishes? I can do that with a vacuum pump.
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your pony is now [amplified]
what do
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>>5358965

No.
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>>5358963
cry and think about where it all started to go wrong
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>>5358887
And lastly, this?
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>>5358930
Not constructing a consciousness

Just making her physically and caring for what I get
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>>5358963
Bologna.
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>>5358979
Ross.
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>>5358963
Watching midget wrestling
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>>5358884

Oh well.
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>>5358956

A child is different, because it grows and develops outside of your influence and ultimately must decide if it loves you. A creature grown to full adulthood in a lab and controlled in every aspect of its development cannot be said to have free will.
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Watching "Sleepless in Seattle" for the first time right now.

Either Sleepless in Ponyville is about some magical insomnia spell casted over the town...
or it's Apple Bloom egging Big Mac to get a girlfriend again, he starts hanging out with Bonbon, AB doesn't like her and her annoying voice and protests, and all the while Cheerilee is by the sidelines for some reason and she ends up with him in the end again.

>Could 1990s hair, fashion, and interior design BE any more generic?!
>And my god, I'd forgotten how primitive computers were...
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I wish I started art earlier
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>>5358963
F.....ffun?
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>>5358979
Skull made of knives
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>>5358857
ROUND 1
>PRESS THE (X) AND (A) BUTTONS!!!
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>>5358979
A monkey riding a unicycle!
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>>5358976
yes
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>>5358979

A set of bracelets, or maybe manacles, in a pile of broken glass.
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>>5358979
Blue space skeleton.
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I want Ross to leave.
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>>5358979
A butterfly inside the 'toxic' symbol.
What's the diagnosis, doc?
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>>5358979

Top-down view of Samus
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>>5358979
A fuzzy skull with several sets of demonic horns and the Obama 'O' on his forehead
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>>5359002
I don't think I want to play this game.....
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>>5359002
X A X A X A X A X A X A X A X A X A X A X A X A X A X A X A X A
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[you niggas don't have shit on her]
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>>5359031
Shut up Ross.
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>>5358963
Look back at the horrors we brought on the rest of the channel, and attempt to wash the pain away with alcohol because she isn't coming back and YOU CAN'T MAKE ME DRESS LIKE HER DAD IT'S NOT THE SAME SHE IS GONE!
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>>5359015
Funny, I was thinking it was an upside-down metroid.
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>>5359002
Y B Y B Y B Y B Y B Y B Y B Y B Y B Y B Y B Y B Y B Y B Y B Y B
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>>5359011
I want you to leave.
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>>5358979
some kinda brass knuckles
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>>5359034

You sure do like that ogg I made anon.
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do you still have /co/ in you mlpg?
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>>5358891
Wow, if you really want people to watch this I'd think you wouldn't pull this shit.
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>>5358981

Would you expose her to the outside world at all, or keep her to yourself?
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>>5359002

Why is this fanon so popular?

It seems like changelings just use ponies as love batteries or mindslaves. What give any inclination changelings didn't reproduce on their own?

Unless it's a trick and mental torture, in which case that's fine
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>>5359034
Most likely. I imagine Rarity does a lot of improv rapping on the side.
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>>5358928
Have you ever kissed an oversized marshmallow?
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>>5359002
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>>5359041
But, I'm not.....you know what, never mind.
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>>5359002
>not intentionally loosing to get the bad end scene
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>>5359002
>implying you wouldn't lose just once so you could fap to the game over screen of Chrysalis cuddling corrupted Twilight
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>>5358930
We're not designing their personalities, we're making real ponies more colorful, more human-intellectual, shorter muzzles (mouths closer to humans to facilitate human speech), littler, and mine.

She will love you because you will care for her from the day you bring them home like the daughter she is.
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>>5359058
Think it twice before acting like a ponebrone retard levels.
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>>5359058
Don't spam it, or whatever the fuck you did.
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>>5358795

Some sort of bondage device
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>>5359048
you're a faggot sentenal
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>>5359056
Of course, though I'd rather we didn't bring in the drama
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>>5359002

fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap
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>>5358979
DIAGNOSIS:

Shut The Fuck Up Ross Syndrome.
Take some Dry Gin. No tonic.
That'll fix ya.
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>>5359058
How do you fuck up so badly that you get kicked out of Dooks' synchtube?
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>>5359056
Get that trap away from me. I'm not /v/.
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>>5358807
Lyra is actually a mexican; she immigrated across the border illegally in '75. Her english has improved, but she slips up occasionally.
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>>5359058
HAHAHAHAHAHA

GET DUNKED SENTENAL

THAT'S THE THIRD PLACE YOU'VE BEEN BANNED FROM
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>>5359056
No and I don't give a fuck about that shitty board.
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>>5359058
>lel guys where do i shitpost now
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>>5358994
Growing it to adulthood would be more responsible

Having a child with full cognitive abilities before you expose it to your shit is way way more ethical

You believe everything your parents tell you when you're young
That's why there are so many biggots and unreasonably religious people
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>>5359056

It's a fetish bonanza waiting to happen.

I don't share any of them, but I'm happy for the folks who do, I guess.
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>>5359058
>be a complete fucktard
>can't believe I got banned
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>>5359062
Inside out first and steadily build her up for the world outside
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>>5359052
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>>5358887

Two foot ball helmets
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That's it, General. It's time to ask the hard question.
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>>5359096
I said that Applebuck Season was one of my least favorite episodes and he banned me.
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>>5359066
I have. Pony wouldn't be all dry and chappy like a marshmallow, would she?
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>>5358975
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Looked out my window today and all I could see was massive cloud walls. Incoming storm... Painting is alot different from sketch, lines, inks. Are there any guides anyone has that specifically deals with painting and stuff?
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>>5358979

An insect
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>>5359125
You'd die from the low air pressure long before you burned up
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>>5359148
Draw Rumble.
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>>5359140
Maybe you should keep your shit taste to yourself.
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>>5359136
mommy and daddy didn't give me enough attention as a child, so I come here to get it instead
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>>5359094
Thanks doc.
You always know what's best for us.
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>>5359058
According to some people, you were spamming the chat with a "lel ironic XDDD" attitude.

Stop being to stir drama.
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>>5359064
Because furries and transformation fetishes.

I like to assume they are a sort of beneficial parasite. Leaching emotion out of an area silently, keeping the levels normal.

Chrysalis was just on an ego trip and did it wrong.
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>>5359108

If that were true, why is childhood rebellion such a common theme in our culture? I think what ultimately does it is a lack of exposure to differing viewpoints and no desire to understand or question the world around you, which is probably a hereditary trait more than a social one.
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Good luck, MLPG. Leaving for Army basic training tomorrow, won't be back till Dec. 16. Enjoy the ponies and I'll come back to a stack of new episodes and a lot of great Generals!

<3
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>>5359142
Not quite. It would be a little hairy due to the coat.
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>>5359160
>because you totally wouldn't die from having your legs chopped off
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>>5359140
>Not knowing the Dooks stream is at ponychan levels of nazi moderation
think twice before voicing your opinion
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>>5359064
People like the corruption angle. Not a lot mind control/conversion stuff out there
>>5359031
STAGE CLEAR!
-Score: 53129
-Time: 3:00
-Rank: C
{TWILIGHT SPARKLE UNLOCKED!}
I'm done
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>>5359136
I was molested as a kid
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>>5359175
no I just said that I didn't like the episode playing
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>>5359160
it isn't a human.
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>>5359180
>great Generals

PfffffftAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>5359199
Sure thing brony.
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>>5359115
>The first time you take her outside and the two of you explore a secluded forest together in peace.
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>>5359183

>ponychan levels of nazi moderation

I highly highly doubt he was banned solely because of appajack season, he probably shat the placed up.
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This panel took a while. Still gotta have more background basic shape outlines in the back when I color.
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>>5359064
I like to justify it that transforming the elements of harmony is safer than just zapping their love

And having the most powerful mortal unicorn becoming one of you would be pretty handy
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>>5359144
>It's blaring the Brony Pizza hut video.
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>>5359209
>sounds legit
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OK MLPG, Pick a pony

Got one? Ok good

They're not feeling very well. You're in charge of taking care of them and have to bring them with you on your normal day in a baby carry. Think you can manage?
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>>5359180
>Army
b-but why?

good luck though, see you on the other side
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>>5359199
>nothing even similar to that in the chat log
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>>5359180
Best of luck at Basic!
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ihntd
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>>5359223
what was the chat username?
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so MLPG, inspiration has struck me (actually blackmail)

would you like to do read some fapfiction?
it's fresh.
and involves Big Macintosh.
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>>5359078

So you would sacrifice romantic love for family love?
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>>5359243
Holy shit you're still alive!

Are you squared away with the USAF?
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>>5359168
Okay and then what?
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>finally get back from job in National Park
>new horse episode in less than two weeks
Oh man oh man.
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>>5359233
>Taking Fluttershy to Uni
I'd be swamped by neckbeards
I think I'll stay home and care for her
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>>5359243
Luna quest final part when?

Also when did you get back I thought you died
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>>5359225
Hey TW, you aren't going to grimderp this up, are you?
The comic is going to be fun and silly, right?
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>>5359233
>Applejack
Sure, as long as they're the standard "little pony" that don't weight too much. And since my usual day ends up being staying at home, I can feed her soup and medicine, as well as let her rest.
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>>5359247
aHitler
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>>5359233
I think it's probably best if I just let her stay at home and don't try to carry her around
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>>5359249
DO IT
FUCKING WRITE RIGHT NOW PLEASE
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>>5359257
Finish the new chapter.
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>>5359242
Perhaps his version of normal conversation is seen by normal people are retarded shit.
Because his brain is fucked up.
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>>5359257
solaire slapping the luna for her sexual advances
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>>5359257
draw Flitter kissing him goodnight on the forehead
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ooga booga where the raisin quest at
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>>5359233
She can just lift herself with magic.
Christ, fine.
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>>5359265
it's just one more panel of twilight giving up on barring the windows and pinkie saying "good thing there's no such thing as zombies huh twilight"
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>>5359243
>Aspirant's back
Well, that's a surprise. And just in time for new pony, too.
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>>5359274

But she DEMANDS you introduce her to your coworkers. After all, you wouldn't want to disobey your queen, right?
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>>5359288

Sandy raped jr.
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>>5359233
I don't leave my house. I think I'll be fine.
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>>5359214
>She gets over excited by all the new things and goes running off, only for her to fall and hurt her leg
>You pick her up as she's scared and crying, soothing her with gently words and fixing her wound
>"Shhh, its ok. You just cry it all out."
>"It hurts!"
>"It's just a scratch you'll be ok. But that's why it hurts, so that we learn to be more careful."
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>>5359253
Yes. My BMT date is Dec 18.

>>5359261
First time dropping by since a week or two after LQ ended. Had some personal matters that ate into my time and thought a break to clear my head would do me good.

And I guess I could write some sappy end thing.
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So why don't any artists draw AJ as a musclegirl? In addition to it being my fetish, there really doesn't seem like there'd be any other way to do it, you know?
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>>5359309
But I'm supposed to be working from home tomorrow.
I mean, if she really wants to meet everyone she should have waited until Wednesday to get sick, when the halloween potluck is on.
I bet her "costume" would go over fairly well then too.
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>>5359250
Every time
Ponies aren't sexual for everyone.
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>>5359335
>going to BMT right before christmas
do you want to kill yourself from depression, son?
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Sorry for not posting the stream at the correct hour, had some family stuff and forgot the hour change.

As apology, come watch Griffon the Brush Off!

http://www.synchtube.com/r/dooks#
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>>5359261
>Final.
Oh hohoho, you funny man.
We still have 10 chapters of adventures and nosex to do!
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>>5359136
the show and all of you reinforced a strong attraction I already had, but I've come to accept it so really nothing is wrong
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>>5359288

Jr ded.

Hurricane Pony is cuddling his lungs with water.

But he did give us two new pics at least
>>5358131
>>5357478
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>>5359338
Oh god I never thought of that
someone please draw this
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>>5359332
>creating a sentient organism from scratch
>programming them to feel pain
Wow.
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>>5359279
uh, I'll try that out laterish
>>5359285
This I can do
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>>5359322

Which state does jr live in ?
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>>5359233

>Sweetie Belle

I think she'd be better off at her Parents', or with Rarity, but if I have to, I can.
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>>5359335
Don't feel required to do so, Aspirant. I'd understand if you just want to wipe that quest from your memory.
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>>5359338

Well, sundown draws her with ridiculously muscular thighs.

I just got done fapping to it
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>>5359295
or does anyone have a better idea?
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>>5359365

>wanting them to die from unnoticed injuries

It's like you think pain doesn't serve a valuable purpose in survival.
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>>5359365
>Not programming in self preservation
Do you want them to kill themselves?
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>>5359322
Rip Niggerfaggot
She never scored
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>>5359378
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>>5359350
Wasn't by choice, believe me. But it's fine, just having my own Christmas thing before I leave.

But I digress.
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warning: here be fapfiction of the gay kind
Here in the barn the wind could be heard rustling grass and leaves just outside, underneath the chirping of the crickets in the twilight. The sun had set not too long ago, and you had retired to the bed of straw the Apple family had made for you, your muscles aching from the hard work you’d put in that day. It was difficult and tiring, but it was the only work you could find in civilization, at least since you arrived.
The Apple Family had been the only ones who could even tolerate the sight of you, if only because of the potential they saw in the dexterity of your hands. The rest of the ponies here couldn’t stand to look at you: the rough and overly-detailed appearance of your body and clothes stood in stark contrast to the smooth and cartoonish world of the ponies, and their barely-contained looks of disgust kept you from going into town too often.
The barn was warm, though, and the bed comfortable
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>>5359373
Just stop sentenal. Just

Just fucking stop.
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how do i get unbanned from synchtube?
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>>5359403

The barn was warm, though, and the bed comfortable. On your back you could see the little nests here and there in the rafters of the barn, long-abandoned, filling the corners where birds used to live. If this barn was good enough for them, then it would be good enough for you.
A long whine from the hinges of a door on the side of the barn and you tilt your head back to see Big Macintosh upside-down, sauntering over to where you lay. He shakes his head at your when you start to get up.
“Now now, just stay where yer at, Stranger.”
You lay back down and wait for his head to overlook yours. The piece of straw in his mouth tickles your face when it switches sides, and for a moment he stares at you in silence.
“Lemme ask you a question, Stranger,” he begins, “You like bein’ here in Ponyville?”
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>>5359388
What if all the zombies cuddled Twilight and sucked on Pinkie's mane non-sexually?
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>>5359338
Because they're too busy doing it to Fluttershy. Nothing like an absurdly buff girl who's embarrassed by her own size.
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>>5359403
>>5359413

No no no, you put that shit in a pastebin so I can read it right.

don't you clog up the general with this.
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>>5359413
You begin to answer, but he grimaces at you and turns away for a moment. “Don’t open your mouth just yet, Stranger, I don’t wanna see any o’that. Just answer yes or no with yer head.”
You nod your head. It’s either Ponyville or the Everfree Forest, and you know you wouldn’t survive a week in there.
“And do ya like the ponies here?”
Another nod.
“Do you really like some of the ponies here, all special-like?”
You pause and think for a moment; there are some ponies that have caught your eye here in Ponyville, ponies you wouldn’t mind sharing an intimate moment with, or just being friends even—the ponies that you visit in your dreams and pretend to share a bed with on lonely nights. You nod slowly.
“You think any of them share the same feelin’ ‘bout you?”
You nod again, but Big Mac lowers his face to yours, his eyes narrow and his straw hanging low.
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>>5359351
if you didn't ban everyone who joined you wouldn't have to post the link here
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>>5359401
Sucks that the sex kiddies fucked it up so much, really.
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>>5359358
you're welcome
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>>5359403
>>5359413
Mac had better cum gallons.

GALLONS.
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>>5359427
You think that there’s a mare or colt out there that can stand t’look at ya? Why do you think we keep ya out here in the barn? I don’t know if I know anypony who would like ta’ share a room with ya, much less any kinda ‘special time.’ I think I’m the only one in this town who can.”
You stare at him for a moment, his words stinging you deep. He had seemed like a pretty cool and collected pony before, but nothing could have prepared you for this side of his personality.
“Now, what do ya’ think would happen if somepony were to say you did some kinda dastardly thing to one of the ponies in this town? Think they’d run ya’ out?”
The gears in your head begin to turn, wondering where he’s taking this.
“Well, I suppose you could just defend yerself, but then it’d be your word ‘gainst a pony’s then, wouldn’t it be?”
Your eyes widen. You know now where he’s going with this.
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>>5359431
Fuck off Ross.
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>>5359443
“I think you’d be at the mercy a’just about anypony then.” One of his eyebrows raises while he speaks, and you spy one of the corners of his mouth pulling slightly upward on his face. “Now, I’d hate to lose such a hard-workin’ farmhand like yerself, stranger,” he pauses to climb onto your low-set bed, his fore hooves walking down each side of your body, his massive form looming over you. You can smell his sweet apple-scented sweat, and a light musk from the day’s work. “But things do happen from time to time.”
Something brushes against the top of your head. You know what that something is, but instead you close your eyes and refuse to look up at it.
A hoof pushes against the underside of your chin and forces your head to tilt.
“Go on and look at it, I ain’t afraid to show myself.”
You open your eyes and see his massive member hanging between his legs, swelling to an erection. Behind them hang two large, smooth, heavy balls, swaying to and fro as he rubs the tip against your face. You twist and turn your head to avoid it, but it just winds up smearing the hot tip across your face.
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>>5359358
Nachos pls go and stop shitposting about sentenal pls
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>>5359429
>everyone
stay mad, autist
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>>5359402
Well I might get to see you for a day while I'm back, but you haven't left yet.

Have a pony as a gift in case I don't talk to you again, and good luck!
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>>5359443
“You can open yer mouth now, stranger. I think you know what to do here.” His hips rotate and his erection pokes you, prodding your mouth, nose, and eyes looking for a hole. When he fails to find one, he lowers his body onto yours, letting his weight onto you little by little. “I wouldn’t resist if I was you, stranger. I might have to do some ‘convincin,’ otherwise.” Your breath escapes you, and the pressure makes it hard to breathe, and after a couple gasps when you open your mouth for air, his hot flesh presses into your mouth.
“Ahhh, that’s it, right there…” you hear from above you. “I’ll be gentle, I don’t wanna break any of my farm equipment, which I just might if somethin’ were to bite me.”
The flat tip forces its way into your mouth, pressing your jaws apart when you try not to scratch him with your teeth. He tastes kind of sweet and kind of salty and the musk of his netters fills your nostrils, while his flesh fills your mouth. Your back arches a little as he goes deeper and deeper into your face, lifting the pressure from your body to let you accommodate his length. You can feel the large veins of his cock brushing along your lips and tongue, and you start to gag a little. Thankfully, he stops just as the hilt hits your lips and his balls press onto your nose and eyes.
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>>5359379
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>>5359417

>musclegirl embarrassed by her own size

Like Rochelle?
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>>5359465
“Well I’ll be, you can take the whole thing. Now just lie back try not to bite, you’ll get used to the gaggin’.”
He withdraws slowly at first, the full feeling receding for a moment, then thrusts back in, smearing your mouth with your own saliva. You gag slightly as the flat tip reaches your throat again, his balls hitting you in the face.
For a while, the barn is quiet save for the sound of your gags and his balls smacking against you, getting wetter and wetter from the trailing fluids of your mouth. He reaches a steady rhythm and you lose track of time, closing your eyes and letting him fuck your face.
Suddenly, he speeds up and gets rougher, his member going as far as he can press it into your throat and his heavy balls hitting you in the face, splattering bits of spit onto the edges of your face they haven’t smeared. One last push and his stays inside you. You can feel him tensing on your face, feel the twitching in his dick, and you know what’s next.
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>>5359443
>tfw mlpg slows to a crawl so they can all read the gay big mac green text
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>>5359429
>If I lie to the general t-they're going to believe me!

You were spamming, stop making up stuff.
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>>5359468
I think everybody draws her better than Ritts does, but yeah.
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>>5359473
A long stream of hot, think fluid gushes into your throat, spewing inside you, and you struggle to swallow it down, lest it get into your nose and you choke on it.
“Aaah, hash…” his moans escape him, arching his own back in ecstasy above you.
As his hips twitch and his balls empty, his member withdraws rest its tip on your tongue, still squirting the hot…caramel syrup? Caramel syrup shoots in strings across your tongue and fills your mouth, and after several more squirts he finishes, still within your face.
“I’ll let you have a moment to catch yer breath, stranger,” he says with a wavering voice, sliding his cock around in your mouth. “But I ain’t done yet.”
Above you, you can hear him sigh a few times just before you feel him twitch again, his legs and body above you visibly relaxing.
A drop of liquid comes out of his cock, and you barely have time to react.
“Drink up, stranger!”
Hard apple cider, strongest you’ve ever tasted, sprays into you from his half-erect cock, warm as the balls resting on your face. You force each mouthful down, swallowing as fast as you can, feeling lightheaded as he empties his bladder inside you. Dribbles form around your lips and run down your cheeks, getting into your hair and falling onto your bed.
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>>5359391
>>5359389
I think it's funny that some people think pain is a bad thing.
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>>5359404

not Sentenal, just someone else who lives on the Beast Coast.
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>>5359487
Ross pls go.
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>>5359475
Guilty as charged
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>>5359476
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>>5359483
Big Macintosh looks down from between his forelegs at you and notices the dribbles, but then looks back up and keeps going. He obviously saved up quite a bit for this part.
When he finishes, you’re halfway plastered and your stomach burns from the amount of alcohol you just drank. He unsheathes his cock from your face, and you think he’s done with you.
Then he walks farther up onto the bed, bringing his rear hooves to rest just above your shoulders on the bed. You straighten your head, your neck sore from the fucking, and see his wet balls hanging over you behind his dripping member.
He flicks his tail to one side and lowers his ass to your face, giving you a close-up view of his black puckering hole. He stops just as soon as he feels your face rest between his hard cheeks.
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>>5359464
Thanks, and good luck to you as well!

[1]
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>>5359484
Besides, even if pain was a bad thing I wouldn't want to program that out, what if I accidentally programmed out the cuddle receptors?
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>>5359512
“Eat up, Stranger.”
You close your eyes and comply, sticking out your tongue for him to reposition his hips, resting his asshole on your mouth, pressing ever so slightly onto you.
The fleshy donut of his asshole tastes…sweeter than you imagined. Licking up and down you can taste something like apples, then his hole opens and closes around your tongue.
“Try and keep yer…bed…” he says between grunts, and your eyes widen in fear, figuring out what he’s about to do. His weight presses down on you as he pushes hard, and it forces your jaws open when the first lump of apple pie filling squirts into your mouth. Just a couple slices of apple in thick filling, and you stop squirming for a moment, shocked.
“…clean…” he grunts above you.
The next batch is much larger, and it squishes out of his asshole and into your mouth with a much greater force, and you try to swallow it all. Some of the filing is starting to smear between your mouth and his anus, spreading over your face and chin, and between his cheeks locking your face in place as he tries to keep steady. Another grunt and another serving of the filling presses its way past your lips. When you swallow you can feel his hole puckering and opening with each press, trying to get more out of his body and into your face.
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>>5359476
>Implying we were going to believe him in the first place.
If you managed to get banned from his synchtube you fucked up.
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>>5359498

Try again
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>>5359524
A large fart blasts into your mouth, spraying little strings and drops of the filling out of his hole, the sweet smell of apple pie filling your nostrils where it escapes.
Then another long log of the filling quickly slides out of him, but so much comes too quickly, and it squishes out and around your lips, getting smashed between your face and his ass. He relaxes on top of you, letting your finish swallowing his loads.
He lifts his ass off your face about an inch before looking back at you.
“I’d clean that up, if I was you.”
You do as you are told, cleaning up the last bits of apple pie filling around the gaping black donut, sliding your tongue across the insides of his red buttcheeks, rimming the large red pony on top of you.

Big Macintosh looks back at you from the barn door, the piece of straw still hanging from his mouth.
“Just remember, Stranger, nopony’d ever believe you if’n you were to start talkin’. I’ll be back tomorrow night too, so just be ready.”

~fin~
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>>5359466
there is too little on spanking fetish, some people can cum just from being spanked
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>>5359516
Where's he Rarity fic Aspirant
You said there would be a Rarity fic
pls
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>>5359451
Fuck off Ross.
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>>5359540
Stop that Ross.
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Uh, oh dear. Late.

Are my questers from the past two nights here? We'll quest in the old thread (and try to stick to it this time).
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>>5359477

you again
we're gonna have a scrap, you and me
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>>5359475
But Anon...
That is white text...
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>>5359539
I never understood that. Do you think their body interprets pain differently than other people? Or they trained themselves to give a different psychological response? I just don't know how some people get off from pain.
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>>5359538
>watersports
>foodscat
I knew it was coming but I read it anyway
Oh well, at least it wasn't futa
Thanks!
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>>5359484
it shouldn't have to be so damn extreme
I mean, alright I get it something is wrong, why the fuck does it have to be crippling
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>>5359551
Here. and was wondering why you were late.
If I disappear suddenly, it's because the hurricane finally came close enough to kill my power.
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>>5359401
Did you know the guy who voices scruffy was Michael Bolton from Office Space?
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>>5359539

Dah

I sincerely hope this has nothing to do with my childhood.
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>>5359551

I'm here.
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>>5359551
>Still spams his shit here anyways.
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>>5359577
Because if you're in pain, and can't deal with it, you're weak. If you can't overcome it, you're a burden to the group, and know it.
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>>5359567

I remember seeing a video ages ago where there's a pulley system with one end tied to a guy's pubes

Then a girl pulled the other end slowly, and he came when they finally ripped out

was weird as fuck
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>>5359538
image now
NOW
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>>5359567
the burning stinging impact on the ass is a pleasure all its own
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>>5359604
>expecting anyone to have the old thread open without reason
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>>5359597

Life.

Drinking water and snacking on some nuts to refresh from my run
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>>5359597

150mg Effexor XR
300mg Wellbutrin
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>>5359567
It's all mental
They still feel the pain but they react to it differently
It's a neurotic reaction, not a psychotic one
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>>5359623
>Not staying in your quarantine.
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>>5359597
Nothing. This machine runs on pure will!
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>>5359623
>mfw I realize I have four old generals open still
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>>5359614
image? of big macintosh?
well, here you go, I guess.

anyway, "contribution" overwith, dropping trip.
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>>5359577
Because you're not supposed to ignore it. If you accidentally cut yourself that's your body's way of going SHIT NIGGA WHAT THE FUCK I'M LEAKING. YOU BETTER PAY THE FUCK ATTENTION TO THAT RIGHT NOW so you address it instead of "yo, you got a scrape there" and ignore it until you tear yourself apart from lack of care for the inconvenience.
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>>5359551
As an aside, if anyone wants to join late, I can accept one or two more questers. Come to the old thread to get your character sheet in order while the other players move along.
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>>5359606
we are talking about the individual, why does your body give you pain bad enough you can't fucking run away when you need to? Don't give me that group bullshit
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>>5359637

Seriously, how is that spamming while the endless EPIC MAFIA GUYS HERE, BOARD GAME ONLINE HERE, and pages of spoilered fetish fics aren't?
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>>5359576
>it's gay watersports/foodscat
>STILL NOT AS BAD AS FUTA LOL
..what?
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>>5359658
what are you listening to?
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>>5359577
If it wasn't extreme it'd be like eating too much food and getting a stomach ache

You know you'll get the stomach ache but you still overeat pretty often
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>>5359658

Because the first two are links to something else, and the third is a rarity.

Don't be fucking dumb.
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>>5359658
They don't go out of their way to kill generals.
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>>5359657
We're group animals.

Before civilization, we were never loaners.
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>>5359650
we were talking survival. if you are being attacked and need to RUN AWAY, but oh no the pain is so fucking bad. real good survival there
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Fuck off Ross.
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>>5359662
People are weird.
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>>5359662
I stand by what I said
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>big mac scat

i dont like this
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We're so close to season 3 I can taste it
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>>5359697
>He doesn't like dicks
like
What are you even doing here?
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>>5359682

>linking to a past general is spam
>linking to an off site location isn't

I don't understand.
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>>5359697
I like it when the ponies are out of breath
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>>5359662
It's just tiring you know? If you're not that into futa or into it at all it can just groan worthy to see. Other stuff is like "yeah, that's gross, but whatever." futa is just forced too hard on 4chan.
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>>5359703
Annnd, enjoy your 4chan ban.
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>>5359688
Pretty sure humans always hunted and traveled in groups.

I guess the only slight counter to THE PAIN in the fight or flight mechanism is you don't realize minor pain until later.
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>>5359708

Nobody said the link to the past general was spam
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>>5359687
but there shouldn't even be anything you need to overcome anyway, pointless challenge is pointless. if you're all for the group then they should help you, what is the point
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>>5359707
I love dicks
Especially horse dicks
I just don't like them on female ponies
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>>5359597
40mg viibryd
~300mg caffiene
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>>5359604

>>5359722
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>>5359703
fuck off ponebrone
>>
I love you guys
I love you so much
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>>5359736

Well that anon is dumb as shit.

I was talking about last night.
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>>5359745
ilu2
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>>5359658
uh, pretty sure since I didn't post my story with images attached to each post it didn't move the thread any closer to death.

so no, I didn't really spam anyone. you can't just call every post you don't like "spam," that's not how it works.
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>>5359703
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>>5359745
me too man, I wish this was me and you
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>>5359745
Shut up Ross.
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>>5359716

This
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Man I really shouldn't have taken this Hydro with so much homework to do MLPG, because I am just 2chill2care.

Know what I mean?
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>>5359758
Who?
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>>5359701
You are great for posting that.
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I hope people didn't scare Hasbro enough to not include Derpy in season 3. An episode with some background pony focus would be neat
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>>5359770
I fapped.
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>>5359745
If we were pones, I would give you hugs.
You're the best, Anon.
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>>5359770
that is sad
here is the original beauty
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Alright, the easiest thing will be to just leave pain in for now. Plus this way if pony scrapes its legs we can put cute band aids on it.
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>>5359724
Imagine a group a predators are attacking.

You get slashed really, really bad.

If it didn't hurt, you'd keep going, bleeding everwhere, and the predators are still chasing, and instead of you catch someone else and they don't make it out. The rest of the group slows down to help you, you get worn out, bleed out, and the rest of your group gets attacked again thanks to you slowing them down, and blood scent and trail leading the predators right to your group.

You died anyway, another member of your group was killed, and now the rest of you are in danger, because the pain didn't cripple you.

Traits are only kept if they help propagate the species, not necessarily the individuals.
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>>5359775
NO
;-;
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>>5359775
>hey guys lemme use this thread as my personal blog about me being SO EDGY with DRUG USE LOLOLOLO 420 SMOKE WEED ERRY DAY
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>>5359597
I'm dry, but haven't gotten a boner in 2 days since I nodded on 100mg Morphine ER 2 days ago.

At least I still have weed
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>>5359789
Even though I've seen it a dozen times I still eugh.
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>>5359795
>perpetuating the social animal fanon
pls
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>>5359753

>Send the same message indiscriminately to (large numbers of recipients) on the Internet.

Textbook definition. Advertising a game by posting the link over and over again is spam.

But look, I don't want to argue about this. What happened last night was bad. We apologized. Shit will stay in the dead horse and move to the sub if necessary. No reason for us to fight over it any more.
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>>5359789
when she bends over
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>>5359559
Sorry it's just how I feel.

Can't we just agree that timid musclegirls are best musclegirls?
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>>5359781
I'm not sure which one to be more jelly of.
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>>5359781
y-you too
These 2 ponies man, what is it about them.
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>>5359816

That we can definitely agree on.
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>>5359801

But dad I'm only 6.
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>>5359825
>>5359828
Rarity should wear Applejack hat.
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>>5359831
Shut up Ross you are a grown man.
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ow my gunt
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>>5359840
I don't think she likes it very much
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>>5359801

Man some weed would seriously be the perfect compliment to this Hydro. You've got a point my man.

Might save what I have left til I get some to smoke with it.
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>>5359815
I kind of want to lick that crevice between the butthole and the cheek
But only on a pone, not a real IRL smelly horse
Is that okay?
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>>5359828
I don't know. But it just works.
>>5359840
Yes, she should.
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>>5359597
just the usual beer and weed tonight
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>>5359815
ha, nice
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>>5359861
Man I'd fuck some of the ponies on te show but would never even go near a real horse
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>>5359852
But she did in ShS.
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>>5359831
420 BLAZE IT FAGGOT
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>>5359597
enough weed to numb the anxiety
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>>5359861

Jubilee why were you such a shitty [mutant]
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>>5359893

GAY

PAGEANT

PIG
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>>5359897
>never had pot
>would gladly try it
>know no one with connections
>afraid to ask around because with my shitty luck I'll be the one guy in a hundred who actually gets busted
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>>5359815
is it bad that i'm turned on by this?
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Why is RariJack so amazing?
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>>5359920
no
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>>5359913

Pot is literally for dumb high schoolers

it sucks
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>>5359746
Where they came and proclaimed they were going to kill the then general by spamming pics.
And they did so they could have more RP bullshit and claim they were getting more players because of it.
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>>5359925
because it was meant to be
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>>5359925

Because cute lesbian horses that are canon.
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>>5359925
It isn't
It's shit and I hope it dies
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>>5359896
True, but only as a disguise.
In the wedding episodes AJ clearly had to hide the hat from Rarity, though that might have just been because she didn't wanting her to wear it with the dress
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>>5359920
Possibly. That's not to say that it doesn't give me a boner as well, but it's probably not normal.
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Where my east coast bros at?

we gonna die ;_;
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>>5359920
naw. prettiest butt I've ever seen >>5359358
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>>5359941
Well, fuck you too.
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>>5359895
Show ponies are human-like creatures with an emphasis on large, beautiful eyes and anthropomorphic characteristics with nice personalities.

Real horses are smelly animals. Cool animals, but animals
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Wow, sentenal is taking his ban really well.
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>>5359801
Seriously.
They have a thread in the piss they can use to talk about their oh so edgy drug use.
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>>5359950
The place just down the hill from where I live is already flooded. And it's on a slightly raised pier.
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>Clopsort is still fucked
GOD DAMN IT
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>>5359950
You'll be fine.
Might want to print off some horse porn before the power goes.
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>>5359913
I would smoke you out, anon
We wouldn't even have to touch dicks if you didn't want to
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>>5359963
Man I need to finish that game again
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>>5359925
because they are best ponies.
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>>5359950
Tennesse Valley here. We're gonna drown from the mountain run-off and the leftovers.
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http://www.synchtube.com/r/dooks#

We're watching old >pony videos for memories sake, come in if you want!
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>>5359963

10 bucks said the owner of the site locked and abandoned it because of the vore drama about that hard-vore fic.
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>>5359941
Rarijack will never die. It's the golden standard.
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>>5359983
>Show scene
>by lilliluff
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>>5359985
Two fucking months
Two fucking months a guy kept editing since it doesn't contain fucking
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>>5359974

This man of african descent.
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>>5359993
Very good tracing?
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Hey guys, quick question:

How do I make 4chan X show text spoilers?
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>>5359989
What if Rarity or AJ get a boyfriends
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>>5359983
we nostalgia now
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>>5359993
>Bronies.
They would claim to make the show if given half a chance.
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>>5360003
[x] reveal spoilers
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Sorry it took so long. I hope the anon who requested this is around to see it. I had fun with this, I hope you guys like it.

Take care, MLPG. I hope you guys enjoy season 3!
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>>5359950
>>5359148
Right here in NY. The weather outside is frightening.
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>>5360022
The option only works for images, bro.
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>>5359930
I still want to try.

Regular smoking sucks.

I don't like beer but I like a lot of wine and liquor.

Pot is really the only drug I've never done that I'd be willing to try. Everything else scares the shit out of me.
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>>5360023
You know it was only one guy bitching before right? Then you get nothing but praise?

Why would you leave after that?

I don't get it.
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>>5360023
That's fucking great.
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>>5360023
That looks very nice, where are you going?
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>>5359995

Should have just kept it, I mean, it's just one fic anyways.
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>>5360023
Why are you leaving?
Pls don't leave
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>>5359950

Right here burning my dread.
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>>5360023

G-goodbye, Creepyanon.

I will follow your tumblr.
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>>5359782
soccer moms are their intended audiance and because the LGBT alliance has companies bending to their will i don't think it's going to happen.

unless someone kills yamino
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man i love these horses i wish this artist was here
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>>5360023
faggot namefage go die in hell
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>>5359958
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>>5359950
You pussy fuckers
Cancelling my Google event
I want 4.2
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>>5360057
that is the worst cut and paste faces i have ever seen
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>>5360057
I love that style but that Applejack face is FUCKED
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>>5360057
>all those random body blushes
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>>5360057
Oh god they are horrible
And the drawing style too but mostly the ships
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>>5360057
Why the pink hooves?

I also like those equines.
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>>5360057
WHY ARE RANDOM BODY PARTS SO PINK
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>>5360057
>blushing hooves
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>>5359782

Have you not seen Hasbro comic-con booths? They fucking highlight Derpy, just as long as her name is never mentioned.

Hell, she was even in the first wave of those high-quality vinyl models that came out recently.
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>>5360067
Which ones are cut and paste?
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>>5360080
>Rarity will work hard and get noticed but never truly rise to prominence because fashion is a field dominated by earth ponies
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>>5360094
They've got the mark
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>>5359782
>Soccer moms don't want special ponies in their horse shows
>Little girls will never learn that people who seem like they have something "wrong with them" can be wonderful and fascinating people with fulfilling relationships and jobs.
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>>5360102
sucks how Hasbro is too pussy to say derpy's name
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>>5360029
Sup NY bro, I hope your not out on the island with me.
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>>5360114
>>5360094
Forgot my image
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>>5360023
Happy bunny version.
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>>5360023
looks great, why are you leaving?
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>>5360124
Nope. Trapped on the biggest hill in yonkers. Probably have the same view you do though.
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>>5360118
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>>5360141
Wow, you mad bro?
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man i wish there was more zecora she is so beautiful
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>>5360117
>Instead they will treat them like the lepers of society.
>Like everyone else should.
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>>5360057
best ships
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>>5360023
looks nice, but I'd prefer someone else colored it, like Dooks or something
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>You will never watch Beauty and the Beast with MLPG


http://www.livestream.com/mylittleautist
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>>5360144
>Derpy will never hold you down without consent and make you say her name as she breaks your pelvis
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>>5360147
Zecora is a very pretty pony
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>>5360168
You're right
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>>5360147
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>>5360147
why did i post that one of all pictures
i love her mane
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>>5360168 here
we're having a short break, starting at 8:50 PST.
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>>5360168
I would but I'm already watching Basket Case with Kevinsano and Pacce.
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>>5360191
Tell Pacce I said he's a faggot
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>>5360151
TwiPie is alright, I like ScootaBloom though
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>>5360191
skype chat pls go
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>>5360191
Tell them I hate them.
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>>5360191
... I want in because of reasons.
It's because I like them.
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>>5360191
I like Pacce a lot
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>>5360207
Pacce isn't in the skype chat.
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Would you?
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>>5360245
>liking Pacce
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>>5360147
I'm only interested if Applebloom has been unbirthed and isn't currently being digested.
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maybe I should stram too
Everyone's doing it I just want to be popular
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>moon is so bright right now it lets me see outside without a light

i like that
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>>5360248
he is always in streams and shit
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>>5360206

>implying ScootaBelle isn't the best

They perfectly compliment the other, a tomboy and a little ditz.
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>>5360249
I'd prove my loyalty by murdering her two closest guards
Then I'd do anything she asked
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>>5360259
You'll never be popular
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>>5360259

Ooooh, please.

But it has to be spooky pones in honor of Halloween.
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>>5360271
:(
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>>5360249
in a heartbeat
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>>5360248
Who is in the skype chat
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>>5360259

Suggestive halloween themed pone please
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>>5360262
Drives me nuts. I'll be chillling in a stream, and then Pacce shows up and starts talking about Fallout: Equestria, Gilda, or Madmax.
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>>5360263
and you leave Applebloom out in the old? the two tough ones make more sense to me
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>finally get around to playing Eversion
>know it gets spooky a few levels in
>okay that wall wasn't too bad
>that fucking hand
Damn near shit myself.
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>>5360288
I wish I was in the right place at the right time like that
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>>5360249
Snails wears that guard uniform pretty well
Snips still looks like a doofus though
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>>5360300
3s a crowd, I don't like shipping them with each other at all anymore, one always ends up alone
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>>5360170
a rough pony ride
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>>5360249
So when they spitroast her which one do you think takes the front?
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>>5360300

Silly filly, she was raised with the fear of God in her, she would never hold hooves with another girl.
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>>5360249
I would anytime, anywhere, any way
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>>5360288
Few certain people like that are why I don't stram.
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>>5360313
god I love that picture
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>>5360317

Maybe they could just all experiment together?
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>>5360339
You have really low standards
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>>5360337
Then I wish you'd stream and just ban those people.

Is Iris another one of those persons?
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>>5360317
i don't want to say Sweetie is dumb but she doesn't know what is going on
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>>5360325
Snails would be easier for that
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>>5360249

>Snails
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>>5360364
That sounds even worse...
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>>5360350
show me a better picture of that nature, please
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsi6IlYHVPg
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>>5360339

I like the idea, but the fact that her toes aren't really defined at all is a disappointment.
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>>5360362
Nah, dunno who Iris is.
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dooks, you here?
can you ban that fuckweight asshole?
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>>5360058
You can stop that.
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>>5360416
Is he still spamming?

I "muted" him, thought it was a global mute.
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>>5360416
He did. And the troll came here and pretended he was being persecuted.
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>>5360362
They come to my stream, they like the stuff I do, and they're just trying to ask questions and what not.

I'm just too damn nice to ban people who aren't outright shitting things up for the laughs.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=u8UYr48ZGs8#!

why does this exist?
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>>5360397
well it isn't sad or anything, it's just like
>what were you guys doing behind the barn?
>oh nothin'
>hey lets go play!
>okay!
and they all run off
>>5360326
that is why they are so super secret about it, Applejack would be so furious
>>
http://www.livestream.com/mylittleautist

>Tale as old as time, song as old as Rhyme
get in here.
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>>5360437

Dont worry anon, I too am I gigantic pussy when it comes to banning people.
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>>5360376
>not liking Snails
>in almost 2013
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>>5360437
But by quitting it's like you're banning all of us from enjoying whatever you would normally stream
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>>5360440
>>>/tumblr/
>>>/co/
>>>/pol/
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>>5360401
BIG ADVENTURE
TONS OF FUN
A BEAUTIFUL HEART
CLEANS HARD TO REACH AREAS
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>>5360448
>tale as old as time

I highly doubt story predates the coalescing of the galaxy from interstellar gas and dust following the Big Bang.
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>>5360440
Wait, so that's what SheZow is?

Haha, oh wow.
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>>5360465
>Mr Clean replacing AJ
Suden;y the show is better
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Why do you dislike tea parties MLPG?
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>>5360500
Fuck off Ross.
>>
Last video for tonight, Friendship is Witchcraft, episode 4!

http://www.synchtube.com/r/dooks#
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>>5360500
I don't. I just don't want to go to one without being a pretty stallion
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>>5360500
Like all pretty ponies, I fuckin' love getting dressed up and having a tea party
Who doesn't?
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>>5360324
god it's my favorite thing now
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>>5360500
They're for little girls. I'm a man and like manly things.
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>>5360451

pee pee doo doo he has no character
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>>5360536
You know nobody believes you, right?
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>>5360545
B-But GG...and SB...anon pls...
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>>5360540
Would you make a self doubting, slow Derpy feel sexy and loved?
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>>5360556
What was the guy's chat username?
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>>5360451
>Shipping Snips x Snails
>Not Snips x Femsnails
>Not even Femsnips x Snails
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>>5360564

GG and SB are false prophets
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>>5360540
this is the only kind of Derpy that has got me aroused
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>>5360545
his character is just 2deep4u. only the cool kids get him.
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>>5360568
Fuckweight
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>>5360587
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>>5360604
bahahaha
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>>5360164
I'll ask him if he'd like to color it.
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>Friendship is stupid magic
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuB5XFqW5PE#t=02m23s
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>>5360604
>Ross
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>>5360540
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>You will never dash nowhere in a dash
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>tfw dooks bans you for saying "le brony reference"
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>>5360620
Because /v/ needed something else to get mad over
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So much homework to do and I've just sat here for the past 2 hours.

Fuck MLPG, what am I doing with my life?
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>>5360566
Fuck. Yes.
>>5360587
because of pony in clothes? I know some just don't like pony that way...
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>>5360644
But /v/ gets mad over anything
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Hey sentenal and Ross, who are you voting for?
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>>5360400
No
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>>5360666

yeah honestly they're pretty easy mode
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>>5360620
Gabe's face when
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>>5360661
Oh god, that old thing.

...I should really make some new human Derpy.
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>>5360694

Yes fucking please.
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>>5360694
Yes pls GR
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>>5360585
When you think about it, GG has a lot in common with the antichrist.
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It's Bob Ross' birthday
Celebrate by drawing something beautiful. Believe that you can do it because I believe in you and I know [you can do it]
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>>5360731
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>>5360731
Fuck off Ross.
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>>5360706

Know you don't do porn, but could you do more tasteful nudity?
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>>5360572
I ship Sugar and Spice with myself.
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>>5360731
get dunked Ross
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>>5360731
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Damn, you can't just force yourself to be gay

Oh well
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>>5360747
Of course!
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>>5360785
But can you force yourself to want to fuck ponies?
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>>5360785
Yeah you can. Lots of people do it everyday
IIRC it's like 5% of the population is gay
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>>5360731
I'm drawing some pony porn right now.

Most people won't find it beautiful.

But a small number of people will.
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>>5360744
>>5360762
Okay, this is kinda dumb now. Do you even know who Ross is?
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>>5360785

You obviously aren't trying hard enough.
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>>5360694
god you are glorious yes
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>>5360752
>sitting on the couch
>watching a scary movie
>an arm around each
>blanket over the three of you
>Sugar nibbling popcorn as she presses her cheek against your chest
>Spice resting her head on your shoulder
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>>5360799
>>5360799
Will you do more CMC early puberty?

That sweetie pic, unf
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>>5360785
But you can force yourself to be straight
Jesus believes in you!
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I'm a pussy
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>>5360828
Get dunked Ross.
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>>5360785
You can try again with me anon~~
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>>>/v/160350979
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GR please update the Twist tumblr. You haven't answered a single question yet.
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>>5360744
>>5360762
>>5360773
Is MLPG upset tonight?
That's very sad to hear. I wish you all the very best.
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>>5360819
>Letting her anywhere near you
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>>5360587
OH you meant the personality, not appearance
>>5360731
how old is he now then?
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>>5360773
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>>5360823
The oppai loli's a one-off joke.
I want to do a whole series called "Oshioki Sweetie" some day.
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>>5360819
Do girls feel about the same about awkward guy nerds the same way guys feel about awkward girl nerds?
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>>5360842
eat shit sentenal
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>>5360843

>Ice pack expecting "company"
>trick or treaters show up

What do GG?
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>>5360851
Ah, well, early pubertys a fun concept
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>>5360861

Have you seen guy nerds?...
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>>5360846
He would've been 70.
Why did he have to die? ;-;
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>>5360843
She's only freaking out because she's afraid of blowing her chances with a guy who's not really into her.

I would make her feel loved.
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>>5360878
>jars of marshmallow juice
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>>5360878
Well it would be a very memorable Nightmare Night, I imagine.
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>>5360851
I don't know that word. Is it more oppai loli? Please?

>>5360876
Calm yo tits. What the hell has he done to you?
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Who is this fuckweight?
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>>5360878
>Company also brings her kids.
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>>5360901
die in a fire nathan
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>>5360861
if a guy does it, a girl probably does too
certain feelings and thoughts aren't secluded to only one gender
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>>5360849
SO FAST
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>>5360903
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>>5360911

It's Ross.
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>>5360933
I hate Ross as much as the next guy but is there any proof that it's Ross?
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>>5360500
Because the only one I've been to was with an old Japanese couple who on top of the language barrier were hard to understand and used older words on purpose. I want to have it with the little girls. And maybe a few friends.

Green tea was good though. Old people also have the best snacks.
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>>5360948
It's actually sentenal.
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What kind of test did Twilight fail?
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>>5360948
"ross" and "sentenal" are keywords for "people I don't like due to certain attitudes"
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>>5360948
No, it's not Ross. It's just a couple shitposters that feel the need to call everyone they disagree with names they don't know.
I'm EmptyAudio's frequent partner btw, not any one of those guys.
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>>5360965
Something having to do with the crystal ponies?
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>>5360965
BITCH NIGGA FAILED THE SWAG TEST
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you down to get physical tonight after dinner?
that was a rhetorical question you know...
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>>5360948
I've seen this sort of shitposting in streams before.

He tried it in MS's stream once, under the username "numberonenigger" or some shit.

The giveaway was when he told MS he should collaborate with Ross Irving.
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>>5360988
Derpy spit that out
You don't know where it's been
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>>5360988
Actually I went for a walk after dinner
So kinda.
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>>5360980
Huh, yeah maybe
I didn't really think the two would be related but they probably are
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>>5360988
That's not a rhetorical question, by the way
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>>5360988
You're gonna get cuddled so fucking hard...
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>>5360988
7.5/10
Cute.
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>>5360965
A sexy one
She'll have to resit it till she passes
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>>5360969
>>5360972
I figured as much
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>>5361013
That FutaTwilight and Futa Rarity with R63 Spike was her best drawing
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>>5360851
...Sweetie Punishment?
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>>5360992
her tongue comes out to exaggeratedly pull it into her mouth, chew, and swallow with a gulp. slowly
>>5361006
Derpy though it was just a question where your answer did not matter
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>>5361030
Nah, /ss/ Spike and Rarity
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>>5361013
That right hand is horrifying.
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>>5360731
Here's your fucking drawing you faggot
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>>5360900
So one of your rip-offs bit the dirt. Feel any better, GG?
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>>5361042
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Why was the episode called "Lesson Zero"? I don't get it.

See also: The Last Roundup.
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>>5361042
Id' grab her by the head and pry her jaw open to get that out, like a dog that has something in its mouth.
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>>5361030
I'd have to agree
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>>5361013
For an 18 year old she draws pretty good.
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>>5361059
Because the most important lesson is that she doesn't need to force lessons when they're not appropriate
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>>5361053
> CC pussed out
> MT panned until the 31st
It's gonna be nice and quiet around here.
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>>5361055
You can say the same thing about the show
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>>5361065
>Twilight face
Ugh at least she can draw a good loli Spike.
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>>5361074
what is this?
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>>5361059
Because she didn't have a Lesson to report to the princess. The amount lessons was zero.

Last Roundup because AJ left ponyville. There would be no more roundups, it would be the last one.
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>>5361064
But she swallowed it. Are you going to reach down her throat and grab it?
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>>5361037
Just Google it, dude.
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>>5361083
Yes
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>>5361096
>dash had already chewed and swallowed the cucumbers
>spike pulls them out and they are full slices once again
>cartoon physics
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>>5361073
>I can't ignore/filter those who I don't like so I'll constantly shitpost about them instead
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>>5361079
http://en.genzu.net/yurai/
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>>5361096
>naming a cucumber "joy"
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>>5361108
Well what do you call them?
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>>5361092
Ah, based on a VN.
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>>5361104
Looks like we won't have to filter or shitpost about them for a while.
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>>5361096
>rainbow dash's swallow reflex activates
>she swallows spike whole
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>>5361102
>dragon magic
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>>5361113
babby pickles
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>>5361122
this nigga
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>>5361138
That's cute. I like you.
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>>5361122
>implying anon will stop shitposting about someone just because they aren't here
what a fucking riot
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>>5361155
Then what's the point in getting them to go away?
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Anon, do you have something you'd like to share with the class?
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>>5361193
Yes.
I want to fuck teachpone.
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>>5361173
we need to make their eyes even bigger!
and their mouths need to practically not exist
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>>5361193
I want to cum inside Cheerilee
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>>5361193
I farted a lil
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>>5361173
Dis gon be good so soon
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>>5361193
>Anon stand up and reads his note
>"I think Cheerilee is a very pretty pony..."
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>>5361215
I disagree.
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>>5361193
You think she fucks her colts?

Requesting Cheerilee /ss/
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>>5361193
I never finished my last day of school!

>Cheerilee spends the day dealing with Pinkie in her class
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Everyone in the general except you gets replaced with a clone of one trip/namefag, and you get to choose who. Who do you pick?
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>>5361236
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>>5361203
>>5361212
>>5361223
aw you guys... sit down you're too young
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The protagonists/protagonist from the last non pony cartoon switch places with the ponies

What happens?
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>>5361193

No miss cheerilee, if you want me to read this note you're gonna have to deliver a swift spanking first.
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>>5361251
Ross. He's the only thing worst than anons.
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>>5361173
Dash looks really cute like that
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>>5361246
Pinkie would be the worst student to have
She would be that subtle kind of passive aggressive disruptive that you couldn't really report her for but still make teaching strenuous.
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>>5361213
go outside
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>>5361251
LK
Chill, with a side of art and fat pone
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>>5361251
LK. It would be the nicest General ever.
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>>5361223
>she goes red and quickly sputters out "oh dear, you can take your seat now"
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>>5361251
FlashInThePan
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>>5361268
>blacktext with a green arrow
>ever
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>>5361269
And she NEVER stops asking questions
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>>5361256
>text
fuck that shit
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>>5361297
Hah
>Cheerilee tells her students on the first day that "there are no stupid questions"
>Pinkie takes it as her personal mantra
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>>5361299
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>>5361299
seriously. some of the writing needs to be cut down
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http://www.vidxden.com/g9el3toy3o0k#

VENTURE BROS HALLOWEEN SPECIAL. GET IT HERE /co/!
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>>5361256
>tfw you find someone who's into writing the same messed-up fetish shit as you
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>>5361323
>reading stupid inane fanfiction that is incredibly wordy
no thank you faggot, i have more important things to do. like fap to derpy
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>>5361321
>WOW WHAT'S THAT THING
>it's a chalkboard, Pinkie
>HOLY COW YOU CAN WRITE ON IT
>...yes
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>>5361256
aw I want her molesting realistic little cock
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>>5361208
>>5361224

How about you fuck off and ignore shit you don't like Ross/Sentenalhateanon?
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>>5361342
>a bottle!

haha what
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>>5361366
you get dangerously drunk if you take wine up the ass

girls kill themselves like that all the time
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>>5361356
I can only get behind /ss/ when it's unrealistic monster cocks.

Otherwise it feels too molesty.
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>>5361339
That's not a stream
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>>5361373
o rly

brb
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>>5361342
That would be? Late night MLPG can be very...accommodating.
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>>5361385
>That's not a stream

That's because you missed it. It's been uploaded. 1080p is coming as well.
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>>5361262
Well they probably could defeat NMM but I don't know if they can use the elements. Maybe.
Also Gibbson would hate magic since he can't explain it


As for the ponies they are now just like Power rangers just that instead of every episode ending with the Megazord doing the same finishing move over and over again it's them using the elements over and over again


Fuck you it was an awesome cartoon. I don't know why I never saw it talked about on /co/
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>>5361373

but why is it labeled "a bottle!"

that's just funny
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>tfw fresh new bedsheets
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>>5361053
>So one of your rip-offs bit the dirt. Feel any better, GG?
I don't think CC is a ripoff and even if I did I wouldn't celebrate his death
rip in piece
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>>5361408
>tfw new underwear
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>>5361399
My negroid
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>>5361409
He copied you almost exactly. What does that make him, then?
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>>5361262
>Incredible Hulk from the 90s cartoon
He solves problems by punching them into a fine powder. Achieves peace, and can now control his transformation into the Hulk.
One of the ponies needs a blood transfusion and becomes their version of the She-Hulk.
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>>5361399
>dat cartoon
I liked it with a dull passion
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>>5361433
An inspired fan? Imitation is the highest form of flattery
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>>5361418

http://hotsauceonpizza.tumblr.com/dan%20vs
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>>5361408
>TFW Having warm sheets from doing laundry right before going to bed
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>>5361399
>last episode of S2
>They are all calling all their allies that they gained in the show for a huge ass battle royale after they failed to stop the resurrection of the bad guy
>OH SHIT NIGGA THIS IS GOING TO BE AWESOME
>Cancelled
Fuck this world
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>>5361408
dat cozy, fragrant feel
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>>5361409

>>>/co/42284730

I'm seeing Weaver threads on /co/ daily now. Creepy.
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>putting down this fucking line over and over again
>finally get a perfect line
>realize it needs to be erased because overlap anyway
at least it's not another inking on the sketch layer mishap. what's anyone who's doing it, drawing right now?
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>>5361457
Well that was a bust
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>>5361408
Twist is so gorgeous to me I wish we see her more
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>>5361477
fats
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>>5361477
Nope.
I should be getting ready for bed anyways. I got fucking classes in the morning yo.
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>>5361486

Well pester GR about it, he's obviously lurking.
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>>5361449
> Fanboys
> flattering
Haha, is funny.
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>>5361477
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>>5361496
HAY GR YOU GONNA ANSWER A QUESTION ON THAT TWIST TUMBLR?
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What's your album of the year so far, MLPG?

pic related
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>>5361486
I like her white/red color scheme
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>>5361505
>that feel
I usually just say fuck it and continue.
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>>5361477
which fat pony are you drawing today?
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>>5361496
I mean more in the show, walking and talking. or sitting i guess. and laying down, that would be hnnng
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>>5361433
>one guy's amateur mouse-drawn art looks like someone else's amateur mouse-drawn art

Will wonders never cease?
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>>5361525
>>5361505

lower the opacity of the sketch layer and never forget to lock it, sports
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>>5361472
Don't look at me, I don't even go to /co/
Though I do notice the almost immediate response is people accusing me of doing it so either I've got misguided fans who are stirring shit up or someone intent on making me look bad ON THE INTERNET

either way those threads are proof enough people can have a perfectly good shitstorm about me without me even having to be there

They'd be happy to know I'm finally getting on a schedule and did 3 updates today
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>>5361552
Hey GG.

Draw more cute Sugar.
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>>5361552
You should draw a pony version of that human snails
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>>5361523
>Twilight Sparkle Resume

there isn't a pony version of this pic, is there?
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>>5361523
>list of puns
link?
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>>5361523
is that everything that should be on the sort
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>>5361552

I still say just choose one or two projects and put them on ice. It's unreasonable to think you can update all of them on time.
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>>5361525
I just give up and crawl in my skin then move on to something new.
>>5361548
that sounds like, good advice thank you
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>>5361552
Since CC is gone, does this mean you're gonna have to be the one to draw Hot Beef x Ice Pack for us?
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>>5361560
I don't know I can't really do much decent femsnips
as far as personality I wouldn't even know where to go and then it would just be redundant

>>5361582
>It's unreasonable to think you can update all of them on time.
no its not I'm just a faggot
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Wait why did CC leave?
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>>5361486

>"Y-you really think I'm... gorgeousth?"
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>>5361568

No.

But there should be.
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>>5361617
army
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>>5361613
>as far as personality I wouldn't even know where to go and then it would just be redundant

She's a chunky little pocket rocket who likes to have fun and she drags Spice along with her everywhere.
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>>5361486
I wish we saw more Twist x Snails fanservice
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>>5361613

Weaver, I don't want to join the cult of Tumblr to just ask you questions. What's up with that?
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>>5361608
That's pretty gay.

I approve.
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>>5361608
>>5361409

Wait - what happened to CC?
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>>5361648
more than what? I only saw Snips x Applebloom
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>>5361641
Hm
So she's the adventurous and fun-loving one and Snails is the awkward shut-in?
I mean does that mean she actually gets some because despite her enthusiasm I don't see her hitting a lot of home runs

>>5361651
>Weaver, I don't want to join the cult of Tumblr to just ask you questions. What's up with that?
Then you could just ask me here
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>>5361630
I can only imagine...

>It says on here you have Princess Celestia as your "waifu". I've never heard that term before, care to explain?
>>
Are you guys talking about Cloud Chaser?
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>>5361522
I feel generic saying In an Aeroplane Over The Sea but I just love it so much.
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>>5361681
Return of Harmony, opening shot

Snips and Snails are best bros and should be hanging out together. Instead Snips is being a bro and standing back while Snails and Twist walk together.
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>>5361683
Female Snips is that kinda homely chick who's regardless got a pretty okay personality, may not be the smartest, but you get the feeling she could put out with the best of 'em. If only she weren't so 3/10.
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>>5361523

>Pinkie and the Shy with Diamonds

okay that's good
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>>5361683
She's ever optimistic, though.
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>>5361709
We are now.
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>>5361608
But Braeburned already drew that
http://cliptech.tumblr.com/post/33882300719
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>>5361683
She trolls around at parties being really aggressive at the drunk colts. Failure doesn't even phase her until she's behind closed doors where she cries into femSnail's lap with a pint of rocky road
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>>5361729
>until she's behind closed doors where she cries into femSnail's lap
And then starts licking.
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>>5361627
I would marry you Twist
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>>5361729
I for one would wreck that little butterball.
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>>5361724
I would cuddle naked with her after showering together.
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>>5361725
I like the text edit
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How do earth ponies wash their butts with no magic?
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>>5361477
I have no idea.
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>>5361742
ew gross man she's like 8 years old
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLO7tCdBVrA

Give it a little touch
Give it a little push
Make love to the canvas~
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>>5361698
>"You've stated here that you were privately tutored throughout your academic career. Would you mind expounding a bit on your tutor's credentials?"
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>>5361675
Hateanon made him pussy out or some shit.
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>>5361754
they don't
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>>5361720
Haha
That's adorbs
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>>5361754
bidets
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>>5361724
She strikes me as a rave pony
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>>5361759
cute ponies
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>>5361759
I love her expression.
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>>5361739
If she had struck out for a week straight, she'd probably consider lesbianism just to sate her flaming libido.
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>>5361759
Working through requests/commissions?
Finish that tumblr update?
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>>5361772
For god's sake, why did my penis twitch
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>>5361698

>This says you're experienced in writing "greentext feels". Could you elaborate on that for me?
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>>5361774
MT tried to draw bidets but i don't think she quite understood what they were
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>>5361720
>The Femtastic Voyages of Sugar n' Spice
I wish this were a thing

Along with shorts of Dayguard and Nightguard antics
>Day and Night
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>>5361746
>chub fetish
>favorite kind of personality
Yeah, consider me in.
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>>5361725

Aw man, I kinda liked the text I gave it.
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>>5361725
That one sucks, though. I need legit Zebra on Zebra action.
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>>5361683
>>5361746
second
would bang that little porker hard
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>>5361779

>delicious twin waifu
>listening to wubs

No.
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>>5361779
I know this pretty rave mare, always think about her
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>>5361817
I dunno, that sounds a little too black and white for me
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Pegasus master race
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>>5361827
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>>5361792
I finished the update, but it's just OC crap so I'll post it on tumblr tomorrow.
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>>5361824
She goes to concerts.
Is that better?
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Would you carry your drunk waifu home from the halloween party?
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>>5361827
I'd like to see a lot more white, if you know what I mean~
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>>5361842
That's good.
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>>5361846
>halloween party
Wasn't invited. Hoping there are more.
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>>5361824

>implying shitty Skrillexstep wubcore is the only thing played at raves

Drum and Bass
Techno
Acid
House
Trance

The Electronic music scene is much, much wider than the bronies would lead you to believe.
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>>5361846
No. Neither my waifu nor I would ever get drunk at someone else's house
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>>5361768
>"Tell me about a time where you had an issue meeting a deadline on time, how did you resolve it? Did you talk to your supervisor about it, and if so, what did you say?"
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>>5361853
What parts are black and what parts are white
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>>5361868
No, I'm pretty sure all electronic music is just electrostep/house from 2011-2012
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>>5361845

I like thinking she's just a music-lover, period. She goes to raves as readily as she goes to full-blown concerts or little shows in tiny venues that only a few people go to.
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>>5361868

electronicfags sound so much like metalfags.
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SORRY SAMUS I DIDN'T AUTHORIZE OXYGEN
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>>5361888
What color do you think Hot Beef and Ice Pack's dicks are?
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What is the single best pony porn?
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>>5358540
>technology
Depends on whether the episode is written by someone that gives a shit or whether it's written by the average FIM writer.
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>>5361906

Ice pack = black

Hot beef = mottled
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>>5361906
Gray
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>>5361907
None of it is that great, so it pretty much all comes down to whatever fetish you're into the hardest
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>>5361846
Mental ponies are a funny thing
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>>5361905
REMEMBER ME
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>>5361907
any Applejack porn, obviously
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>>5361883
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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>>5361761
I would wait. friends is perfectly fine for now. you should be friends first and foremost before marriage anyway
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>>5361900
Do you think Cloudchaser would have a little rave in the bedroom just for you?
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>>5361883
I fucking hate job interviews.

They ask such retarded questions.
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>>5361932
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>>5361803
How the fuck you expect a black person to know what a bidet is? That's as white as Camembert.
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>>5361907
This one
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>>5361883
>"You've listed an"Applejack" and a "Rarity" as business references. I'm unfamiliar with these franchise names; care to elaborate on their operations?"
>>
Wait, CC died?
When did this happen?
Was he hiking?
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>>5361916
Mottled?

Which one has the bigger dick?
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>>5361948
In job interviews there are only retarded answers.
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>>5361936
What? Rose is a furry.

Did you not know this?
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>>5361947
>a rave with just 2 people
That sounds dumb.
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>>5361932

Is it bad if that just reminds me of mufasa?
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>>5361754
The same way horses in real life wipe.

They just don't give a shit.
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>>5361991
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>>5361936
Better than her fursuit
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>>5361986

Rose doesn't identify as a furry though. She's just a depressed girl using animation as her escape.
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>>5361966
o hai
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>>5361974
Ice Pack has a small penis, remember the 'extra mayo' comic?
Hot Beef, being the opposite is hilariously oversized
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>>5361971
Scroll up. He said that was going to be the last time he contributed last thread.
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>>5361959
Surely a bidet would crop up in some esoteric conversation, or even appear in a random book or magazine
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Does anyone remember if Euro released the Acapella of his "Luna" song?

I want to do some music shenanigans with it
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>>5362017
I've never seen this extra mayo comic. Post please?
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>>5362022
>random book or magazine

>Implying she can read.
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>>5361969
Those are actually pretty good references
Rarity is a high profile fashion designer with her own line of clothing
And AJ has a monopoly on pretty much all the farming in a substantial area, and has connections to probably pretty much every farm/orchard anywhere if Appaloosa is any indication.

Although maybe a competent employer would know that they're actually pretty retarded at business and only do so well because of tradition
Still, thats a connection you would want for your company
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>>5362017
I thought Ice Pack was perfectly average
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>>5362013
>Depression

Aye Jimmy! We got another!
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>>5362021

But that's ALL the ponies.
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>>5362021
You seem to be missing some one.
Where is spike?
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>>5362017
Does Hot Beef even get to use his giant zebra wang?

Also, who do you know so much?
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>>5362017
>And can literally cum on a dime.
>And give a pony quadruplets.
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>>5361907
um... dash and the cmc by railgunner?
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>>5362041
She reminds me of Charlie from It's Always Sunny and how he just understood keyboards, but for her it's drawing.
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>>5362052
That fucking shiny ass horse
So goddamn shiny
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>>5362021
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>>5362013
Identify, shmentify
If it walks and talks like one, it is one
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>>5362052
>dat sheath on fleur
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>>5362041
>she regularly posts and takes requests
>she can't read
Oh anon, you make such funnies.
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>>5362051

Rose is the OG of depression, all the depressed anons just show up to shit all over the thread with attentionwhoring when it's brought up.
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>>5362064
unf
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>>5362073
You like ponies, therefor you are brony
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>>5362082
>censored balls
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>>5362093
I like Adventure Time.

Does that make me an Adventure Timey?
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>>5362104
Family website, anon
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>>5362083
She also does not understand English.
Any conversation with her is nothing but her matching your tone and attempting to make phonetic sense. She tends to pull it off perfectly despite her winging it all the time.
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>>5362112
Yeah.
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>>5362083
She can only read black text on Yotsuba B colored background
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>>5362112
yes
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>>5362119
You racis' anon.
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>>5361971
>Wait, CC died?

Who's CC?
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>>5361969
>"You have 'led the Elements of Harmony to victory over Discord, the Lord of Chaos' as one of your extracurricular achievements. I've never heard of a 'Discord' or any 'Elements of Harmony', but they sound like something out of one of an RPG. Do you play League of Legends, Miss Sparkle, and if so, how could your experience benefit our company?"
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>>5362104
What censor?
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>>5362127
>black text
>this is incomprehensible
and so is this
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>>5362112
It makes you a hipster.
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>>5362137

CreepyCurse.
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>>5362137
Cock Cupper.
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>>5362119
What in Equestria are you talking about
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>>5362119
So she's like Sir Bearington?
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>>5362137
CuntCrapper
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>>5362156

Wait -- MT is a bear?!
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>>5362119
>>5362127
>can't read or speak English
But she still randomly draws porn and posts it?
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>>5362150
>CreepyCurse.

Okay... who the hell is Creepy Curse?
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>>5362138

>Elements of Harmony? Discord? Defeated?
>Miss sparkle, you're not into D&D are you? You are aware that this game is correct?
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http://www.livestream.com/mylittleautist

Come watch Brazil, the best film ever made. Starts 10:30 Pacific (8 minutes)
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>>5362156
>>5362165
It all makes sense now
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>>5362132
Not racist or anything, the poor girl just does not understand anything she is saying and somehow makes perfect sense as she compiles words she has heard and mimics them in a pained attempt to communicate.
And somehow she manages to stay both on topic, but carry conversations with others.
Terribly one way conversations because she cannot understand a damn lick of any of it.
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>>5362156
No, Sir Bearington is a cultured and intellegent individual.
You swine.
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>>5362171

Drawfag. His stuff kinda looks like Weaver's.
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>>5362171
Some faggot version of Glitter Glue or MT or something. I don't know.
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>>5362189
Exactly.
See, she assumes sharks are bears and identifies herself with bears because they are close to her aquatic slimy, life form that lies beneath the fleshy outer skin.
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>>5362172
>"I'll tell you, I'm more of a CoD guy myself, but I have nothing against gamers of any kind. Still, I'm not sure this is really appropriate to list on your resume."
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>>5362093
I don't act like a brony
Rose acts like a furry
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>>5362171

http://creepycurse.tumblr.com/
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>>5362190
you're typing like you've heard sounds from her
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>>5362192
>His stuff kinda looked like weavers stuff.
So...any 6 year old or Ross?
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>>5362207

How does she "act like a furry" anon? Please, enlighten us.
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>>5362093
>>5362207
Does it really matter?
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>>5362216
This is my dog!
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>>5362039
>

>>5362058
Probably not?
I figured he was always looking for homo love but constantly had to rebuff all the pretty mares who want him for his package
I know all this because I'm a fan of the fandom
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>>5362216
>you will never hear sexual sounds from MT
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>>5362207
You act like a brony from 2010
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>>5362213
Haha, holy crap. His tumblr even looks like GG's page!
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>>5362220
You have a fursona
You draw furry things
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>>5362219
>Ross
Nigga step back. I don't wanna hafta hurt you.
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>>5362227
Everyone was a brony back then, before the term took on its more derogatory connotations.
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>>5362235
and you are here talking about the pony show you have watched, brony
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>>5362220

She draws furry things, but that doesnt mean she "acts" like a furry
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>>5362235

>anthro art is inherently furry

This nigga cant be serious.
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>>5362256
But bronies don't watch the show
checkmate
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>>5362172
>You've listed 'magic' as one of your abilities and skills. Are you referring to illusionist shows and entertainment of that sort? Very well-rounded."
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>>5362235
You like ponies, you talk about ponies

you're a brony in the same way you see her as a furry
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>>5362238
That's a good point. Ross can actually sort of draw.
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>>5362249
>You will never turn the word 'brony' into the new 'nigger'
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>>5362213
>>5362192
>>5362171

So is Creepy Curse just GG messing with us, or is he some obsessed fan?
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>>5362225
So Hot Beef is always sexually frustrated because he can't find any hot gay stallions in ponyville?

Unf, I wish someone would do more with this. Too no drawfags are up for it.
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>>5362249
We gotta take it back!
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Weaver is an artist?
that's new
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>>5362280
Didn't GG ask him to draw that?
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>>5362263
...
GG DRAW SOME FAT MINES REALLY FAST.

For, you know, science...
Put an invisible wall between it and some invisible cookies.
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>>5362181

>Brazil

Nope. Terry Gilliam has made at most 2 good movies. He's over rated.
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>>5362256

"Brony" has a different meaning now. Theres a lot of people who watch and enjoy the show, but keep away from the "brony" label because of how derogatory it's become, and because of the type of people who proudly use that label
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>>5362267
It's bullshit but it's true.
If you draw bipedal, human like anthro animals on the internet
People will instantly label you a furry no matter what
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>>5362219

>Ross

Hey, now. That's over the line.

A six-year-old doesn't know what the rules are and can't be expected not to make some mistakes as such.

Ross KNOWS the rules, but thinks he's too good to have to follow them. He WILLINGLY draws shit art and has convinced himself it's great.
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>>5362270
>subjugating the original meaning to win
everyone sees your shame
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>>5362282
>He had heard stories about the stallions in Ponyville.
>He thought he hit the jackpot.
>As it turns out, he was lied too.
>Ponies lie a lot in ponyville...
>Every stallion is straight in Ponyville.
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>>5362225
>fan of the fandom

As long as you're still a fan of the show, that's fine.
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>>5362267
So if anthro != furry, it's okay to post anthro in the general?
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>>5362219
>>5362219
They're both equally funny but Ross can draw a little better.
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>>5362294
>ask him
>CC:"Hey faggot request something from me"
>GG:"Sure draw some AppleSpike"
>CC:"The things you make me draw GG~"
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http://www.livestream.com/mylittleautist
Brazil is starting.
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>>5362315
the rules for /mlp/ say no anthro, not no furry so your argument fails there
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>>5362315
Perfectly logical!
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>>5362305
>>5362302
and you are blind to the parallel?
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>>5362313
>but all the mares keep coming onto him
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>>5362315
Sure.
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>>5362338
Yes I am blind
Ableist asshole
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>>5362314
>fan of the fandom
>fine
get out
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>>5362315

Oh boy, HERE we go. Just because we're talking about the acceptance of anthro art does not mean you can break the rules with it. I'm fine with it but shitting up the thread will do no good for anyone. Please fuck off.
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>>5362282
Yeah, something like that
I don't know if he was actually a hooker or if he just hires hookers a lot or what the story is there.
I guess since CC is GONE 5EVR we get to make up whatever we want about him

>>5362314
Well of course I'm a fan of the show. I just find it severely lacking in massive horse dongs so I have to go to the fandom for my fix
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>>5362343
i wish there was more femrover porn.
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>>5362335

Unf. Dont care much for his faces but I dig the concepts.
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>furry definition debate
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>>5362347
>implying you're not a fan of the fandom
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>>5362347
No. You get out.
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>>5362342
>Life is SUFFERING
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>>5362324
That's pretty gay.
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>>5362364
GET IN
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>>5362358

Well 0r0 did some fem rover porn but you'll have to deal with his OC being in it. Femrover herself looks pretty good.
>>
you only care because rose has a vagina
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>>5362356
But horse dongs are the most offensive and unappealing thing about horses.

Horses are much more approachable and family-friendly without them.
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>>5362362

It depends on what parts of the fandom you like, i guess. Theres a lot to like and to hate
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>>5362380
0r0 was kicked out for a reason
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>>5362383
And? That's a valid reason to care.
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>>5362361
im not a brony you guys
its okay im not a brony either
yeah were not bronies
>continue circlejerk as needed
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>>5362347
What's wrong with liking things the fans make, if you like the show? The problem with being a fan of the fandom was always that it was to the exclusion of being a fan of the show.
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>>5362380

He did without his oc in it, i think
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>>5362392
He was kicked out because he was a faggot
Doesn't mean he can't draw.
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>>5362392

Kicked out of what?
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>>5362361
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>>5362384
>this faggot

horses have the most beautiful penises in the animal kingdom

I dare you to name one better.
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>>5362392
>0r0 will never be shunned by the brony community.
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>>5362383
I like Rose because reasons.

And because art.
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>>5362408

goddamn
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>>5362395

But we aren't bronies, deal with it brony.
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>tfw someone gave up on something they enjoy just because "the bronies got to it" and felt the need to tell YOU.
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>>5362356
>massive horse dongs
>not heaving sweaty stallion balls
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>>5362408
10/10
A+ for creativity
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>>5362383
that is the only reason you care that we care, and it isn't true. we care about nice people, and you are a dick
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>>5362415

He's hated as a majority pretty much anywhere
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>>5362402
he was kicked out of my heart

>>5362408
interesting
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>>5362413
>preston does pony fanart.jpg
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>>5362417

I like rose because she's cute and arts for us...well, used to anyway.
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>>5362356
I don't think CC actually made up any of that stuff. He asked MLPG to make him an OC.
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>>5362440
>you know that's just mlpg exaggerating?
>well my friends don't like him so I don't like him either
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>>5362432
Goddamn I love ballbras and horsepanties.
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>>5362412
Now now, let's not make this about penises

Nobody came here for that kind of raunchy talk
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>>5362396
That is fine. He's just being a jerk. You're fine.

>>5362413
ohgodyes
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>>5362446
>Rose will never draw plane ponies for us again.
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>>5362313
>>5362342
>>5362368
>>5362356

This is nice. Someone, please. More Hot Beef.
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>>5362408
I'm curious who drew it, i grabbed it out of a "show your art in progress" thing we had going on
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>>5362415
>>5362440

For similar reasons nobody wants anything to do with Ross - because he's a self-absorbed faggot.
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>>5362432
>Controlled growth
all of my boners
The only thing better than that one was the little Pip trap greentext that didn't really go anywhere
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>>5362324
Sooooo GG didn't tell him to draw it?
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>>5362462
Rose never drew plane ponies. that was Jessy. Who still draws them on occasion.
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>>5362462
She never drew plane ponies for us
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>>5362465
>thinks that's why people don't like Ross
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>>5362453

What the fuck are you talking about? You think we make up how he acts?
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>>5362465
I KNOW!
THOSE TWO SHOULD DO A COLLAB!
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Do you think AJ and Twilight get drunk and then make their pets do things together?
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>>5362487
Pretty much, yeah.

Just one butthurt furfag hateanon.
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>>5362462
rose is ded anon...

and jessy draws the plane pones
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>>5362494
>do things together
You mean like have all-pet poker games?
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>tfw 0r0 is going to latch onto Jessy and draw porn of his 'super bestest friend he has had forever'
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>>5362497

Okay, 5/10, moderately trolled. There is no way in hell you can be this delusional.
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>>5362508
Of course
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>>5362488
>fat rabbit mimes with horsecocks
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>>5362356
What are we going to make up about Hot Beef?

What else would be fun to do with a gay Ice Pack who happens to have a giant wang, and no where to use it?
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>>5362497

I thought it was common knowledge that he just acts like a shitty person.

You dont need much interaction with him to figure it out

If you're convinced it's just one person, I challenge you to come up with any positive qualities about him, that AREN'T the quality of his art.
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>>5362502

Plane pone thread? Plane pone thread.

Reminder: your A10 waifu is a slut.
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>>5362359
I don't mind the faces too much
I love AJ's shy look in this one
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So I played that Hidden source game for the first time last night.

God damn.

Also posting favorite pone
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>>5362494
you think Spike screws the pooch now and then?
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>>5362477

It kind of is.

He refuses to take criticism, he thinks he's the best artist around, he only draws what he wants to draw, or twists it into what he wants to draw, while claiming he wants to be a professional; he tries telling everyone what REAL art is while knowing nothing about it, and he hero-worships John K, who is better known as a prima-donna and a prick than as a great artist.

All that points to extreme self-centeredness, as far as I can tell.
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>>5362522
I'll fucking fight you.
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>>5362458
I know right?
For all of our talk I don't think I've seen a single picture of a stallion wearing a ball-bra
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>>5362522
but the one I just posted is my waifu

i would fly a skybreaker
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>>5362512
>OMG he drew his fursona fucking my favorite lesbian anthro furries

hateanon plz

plz
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>>5362494
Someone needs to draw Spike raping Winona
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>>5362519
He's friends with Jessy.
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>>5362458
>>5362470
Yeah, you know what's sweet about you saying that? I totally wrote that shit. Thaaaank you!
Also I have a cap of that Pip greentext. Really wish there was more.
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>>5362538

Dude, not everyone hates him just for how he uses his oc.

He could draw everything without his OC in it and still be hated just because of how he acts
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>>5362541
Why does it have to be rape?
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>>5362524
That's a face?!
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>>5362531

Cool painted on shark teeth, really scary.
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>>5362544

He thinks he's friends with everyone. And then he draws his OC fucking their OC whether they want him to or not.
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>>5362537
>Implying she would let you within 50 feet of her.
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>>5362551
All you've got is immature furfag drama.
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>>5362538

Oh, you're THAT guy.

>he thinks we're upset over solely over unrelated furry drama and not his general attitude
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>>5362551
this

>>5362559
this too
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>>5362557
Cool cunt waifu. Too bad she'll never let you anywhere near her.
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buffalo are cute
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>>5362565

>empirical observation of his behavior
>immature furfag drama
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>>5362578
But those aren't buffalo.
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I hope Kraut ponifies more mucore albums
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>>5362578
What's cute is how wrong you are
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>>5362551
>"HEY"
>"HER REQUESTER!"
>"HI LOOK ITS ME, I DREW THIS SEE HOW YOU CAN SEE MY OC IN IT BECAUSE IT IS ME!"
>"LOOK, I AM PREFORMING SEXUAL ACTS ON YOUR REQUEST, FOR NO REASON!"
>"GIVE ME MONEY FOR THIS NOW!"
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>>5362574
There is no need to be upset.
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>>5362518
Everything.
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>>5362580
>never have a valid, mature complaint
>empirical observation
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>>5362578
little strongheart is the ugliest thing this this side of uglytown
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>>5362578

Yes they are.

I wish Artanon had kept drawing those Tibetan Yak monks. We need more buffalo-type stuff.
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>>5362559
>And then he draws his OC fucking their OC whether they want him to or not.

He literally rapes his 'friends'.
Because they wanted it.
They were begging for it.
>0r0 is a Republican.
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>>5362594
I'm just stating facts.

Her whole shtick is "being a cunt."

Like Dash.
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>>5362604

>never had a valid, mature complaint

>>5362551
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would you eat hot cream pie
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Hey MLPG we still Snails?
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Is it wrong to waifu a plane?
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>>5362604
If you don't think he's a dick, that doesn't stop everyone else from thinking he's not a dick.
'cause he's a dick.
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>>5362610
Why would they commission him like that if they didn't want it?
Its not legitimate rape
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>>5362614
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>>5362610

If he was repubfilth he would claim this rape was a gift from god.
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>>5362559
>He thinks he's friends with everyone.
Oh god this is so pathetic.
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>>5362627
>arrow
Waifu of the year, all years.
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>>5362625
What!?! NO! thats disgusting. I wouldn't eat a pony.

I would however lick her clit all day long.
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>>5362614
It's obvious she just wants some love but doesn't know how to go about it.
That's why no pilots can get close without her panicking.
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>>5362605
Get fucked.
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>>5362458
>ballbras

what a stupid word
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>>5362631
They don't.
He asks them if he can draw it, they say no.
He gets mad, tells his fans, they get mad and tell him to do it anyways as a form of revenge.
So he does it, then says they wanted it.
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>>5362630
>my friends don't like him
>therefore I don't like him either

Exactly the sort of immature furfag drama I'm talking about, Faceless.
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>>5362627
Is it wrong if your plane waifus you?
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>>5362559
Oh wow he draws pictures of imaginary characters
Gosh, he's basically a furry hitler
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>>5362627

Who gives a fuck what you waifu, it's your life.
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>>5362633

Look at how he acts. He probably thinks he's doing them a favour.
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>>5362640
Drone pone is pretty cute.
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Hey guys, does it really matter if someone is a dick or not?

I mean, as long as they aren't actively being a dick to you at this very moment, it really has no effect on you. By dwelling on it you're just letting them make you more miserable.
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>>5362654
i wish my plane would waifu me

we would fly everywhere and have a good time
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>>5362631

They dont commission it

He just draws it.

Okay

He literally drew his bunny fisting my pony. I didn't ask for that.

The guy has good art, but his personality and way he interacts with people needs a shit ton of work.
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>>5362647
Fine then.

Ballbros.
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>>5362627
I want to hand wash, dry, bush, polish, shine clean out, tune up, do everything, to all of them
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>>5362666
If someone is a dick, they aren't worth being given proper courtesy.
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>>5362661
I like it already
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>>5362643
Uh dude.
Skybreaker is the one who freaks out when a pilot even appears to be walking towards her.
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>>5362625
I would make cream pie
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>>5362655
it's not like it's a big deal in the grand scheme of things but coupled with other things it makes him seem like a dick.
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>>5362654
but i'm a husbando... I'd be waifu if she wanted me to. i wouldn't mind.
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>>5362606

I just wanted to see more of that fox.

Look at him.

That fox is the chillest motherfucking fox in the world.
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>>5362655

>whiteknighting 0r0 and busting out the persecution complex

This place really is not for you anon.
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>>5362677
He's been messaging me on tumblr. I wouldn't be surprised to get OC porn one of these days.
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>>5362654
I want to be a husbando ;-;
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>>5362659
>"T-they said i was emotionless..."
>"L-like I w-wasn't even there!"
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>>5362677

You mean you didn't ask for homolove from 0r0, brae?
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>>5362691
That's what I was saying?
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>>5362707
>whiteknighting 0r0
>implying you're not some butthurt Doxy fanboy
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>>5362643
and what, may I ask
would you do to help her?
she's so cocky she'd probably deny she needs any
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>>5362686

>fingercucking your planewaifu's engine
>go to engineering school just to do this in the chairforce
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>>5362714
>solve lunas problems
>not the real luna
>have to solve them again

ready for season 3, MLPG?
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>>5362727
As long as we're furfag drama anything what do you guys think about 0r0 and Doxy both trying to be best frens with Smitty?
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>>5362728
There's always a way anon.
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>>5362727

I...what? What the fuck does onta have to do with this?
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>>5362710
Well at least there are enough people that don't like his OC that if you ever get OC porn, they'll edit that thing out.
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>>5362677
>he drew his fursona having sex with my OC
>I specifically said do not steal

Exactly the sort of furfag drama I'm talking about.
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>>5362696
But he's not being a dick TO anyone. Or at least, no one's bringing it up if he has been. There's really no reason to get upset if you find out he draws his made-up recolored animal fucking your made-up recolored animal.

>>5362707
Yeah, I forgot MLPG has collective views on everything.
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>tfw can draw okay but can't come up with any ideas that leave a lasting impression on people
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What about airliner.
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>>5362751
Draw cute.

Cute is always good.
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>>5362746
If it was just furfag drama to you you wouldn't feel a need to defend the guy. You'd just be asking all parties to shut the fuck up and take it to Skype.
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>>5362723

I love the dude's art. But I'd like it on my own terms, and without his oc. The way he self-inserts and uses other peoples ocs without permission always seems like his way of trying to get on artists good sides, and it's his way of making "friends". Many people dont want that.

He seems like he actively does whatever he can to make people mad
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>>5362753
she's a pretty plane
I like her
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Jessy are you still here?
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>>5362760
this or porn
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>>5362761
Strawberry Jam is really fucking good. Favorite LP from them. Althought everything post-Sung Tongs is good
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>>5362747
It's the general attitude. Not everyone is worth defending, and the smarm of self-righteousness will hurt a lot of your normal interactions.
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>>5362762
>hole in leg
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NEW HORSE
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NEW HORSE WHERE
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>>5362783
is this nigga serious?
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>>5362726
Hahaha I like.
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>>5362783
>Sung Tongs

Is this supposed to be a spoonerism like Dongs of Sevotion?
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>>5362721
How would you ever ponify that album cover?
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>>5362795
Nigga, you blind.
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Why even spend the breath to defend 0r0

Like seriously why
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>>5362762
if 0r0 were here posting bullshit, I'd be arguing with him too.

As it is it's only you.
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>>5362811
Nigger that was my first post to date.
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>someone arguing it's just one hateanon who hates 0r0ch1
Would you people please stop falling for the shittiest trolls

I swear to fuck
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>>5362738
I don't get it, since it should be the other way around
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>>5362827

It's not one anon hating 0r0, its one anon defending 0r0
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>>5362853
That's what I'm saying.

It's one troll pretending 0r0 isn't a despicable fuck because he knows he's universally despised here and saying otherwise will make you mad. Stop feeding him.
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>Saffron tugging up underneath her plush butt with a scarf then letting it drop down and jiggle
I need this so so much.

>You will never worship Saffron's butt.

Would she find it weird or perfectly normal if you sniffed her butt? J-just a little bit..and maybe give it a kiss or two.

With tongue?

Of course you would. Would she be mad if you made a crack at how dogs like having their butts licked since they seem to do that quite a lot?

Not if she's too busy moaning and writhing in delight from your rimming.

If that's got her going then how about when you spread those thick buns apart for better access and plunge your tongue deep into her quivering pucker?

She would probably yelp and start to wag her tail madly to and fro. You might even get hit with it if you're not careful. And of course she'd lean back and press her cheeks up against your face.
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>>5363181
Your hands would be free with your face now firmly planted between those cheeks. Free to grasp her tail and give it a quick little tug. Your tongue would thrust deeper within her to further explore the hot inner confines of her ass while your other hand sneaks around her thick hips to the furry cleft between her legs.

It would be slick to the touch, and burning with an intense heat. You could brush your fingertips against the tender flesh, and entice a blissful moan from Saffron's lips. Maybe you could spread her labia, and tease the soft pink flesh within.
Or you could push two fingers inside, causing her to arch her back and let out a growl of desire, and pump them in and out of her in rhythm with the movement of her hips.

You could gyrate your tongue around inside her and suckle gently on her clenching ring. She'd whimper with anticipation while you tease two fingers up and down her lips, rubbing your thumb against her clit, making sure she's good and wet before sliding your fingers into the source of that heat. Her whimpers would turn into growling moans and her legs wound refuse to stop shaking as you penetrate her from both sides.
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>>5363207
You're going to drive her crazy if you're not careful. And you haven't even put it in yet.

A good dog never begs. Is she a good dog that deserves her 'bone'?

"Y-Yes!" she would stammer between her throes of pleasure. "I'm a good girl...!"
And then she would look back at you with a pleading expression, her tail wagging madly, her rear lifted high into the air...
Would you be satisfied by her answer?

You’d remove your fingers and tongue from her orifices and stand up to lean against her, intruding between her plump sweaty ass cheeks with your heavy erection. Your hands explore her lovely curves as you pant softly and kiss up along her neck.
Where does doggie want her bone buried?

Bury it in the backyard.
This is ass-worship, after all~

That’s right, let's give that butt the attention it deserves.
Your hands would continue to caress her tense frame, making their way up her chest and back down to her taut stomach before settling upon her meaty hips. The head of your shaft is met with a small amount of resistance as it pushes firmly against her sweat and saliva slick ring until it pops right in, drawing out gasps from both parties. With a few soft reassuring pats on the bottom you'd ease the length of your cock up inside of her tight but yielding ass.

She would clench reflexively, holding your shaft in a vice-grip. You'd probably have to wait a moment for her to relax, and then go nice and slow. Before you know it you'd be buried up to the hilt inside that plump posterior.
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The fuck, dude, cap it, don't paste it. And we'll need this thread soon, if you don't mind.
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It’d be nothing short of pure heaven for both of you when your manhood buries its length all the way into Saffron's hot ass. You too would have to take a moment to fully appreciate this feeling. Your fingers digging deeply into the soft pliable flesh of her hips as you slowly pull out, resisting her powerful grip before plunging back inside.

Just don't be too rough at first. You'd probably have to ease into it as she gets used to the feeling. Soon enough your pace will start to quicken, until you're pumping into her just as fast as you normally would. And of course she would be howling in ecstasy and rocking her hips back against yours in rhythm with your thrusting. She may even let you tug her scarf.

Each thrust brings her ass clapping down thunderously against your hips which drives you wild. She’d be practically barking with pleasure once you’re going in full motion. Her lush fanny is just too god damn hot to resist. You’d tug that scarf of hers and demand she howl like the dog she is, though not too hard. You know that scarf means so much to her. You could even spank her, just to see that rump jiggle even more and listen to her lusty cries for more.

You imagine she won't be able to take too much more.
She looks to be so lost in pleasure that she can't even speak coherently.
And what few coherent words she does manage to get out are in Spanish.
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>>5363263
There is a new thread up, they didn't seem to want to move over yet.
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If she reverted into her native tongue I think you’d lose it. You’d shove her up against a wall and continue railing her, slapping her rear multiple times. Tears of precum would be leaking out of your member, further lubricating her tight walls. You can feel yourself so very close to climax..so close to pumping her ass full of your thick hot seed.

She’d demand you don’t hold back.
She sure won't.
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You’d let her know in between labored grunts that you’re about to come inside her gorgeous ass. She'd tilts her head back, staring back with pleading half lidded eyes and her tongue hanging out, panting breathlessly. The look in her eyes is enough of an okay to let you know she’s ready for you to come inside her. You’d reach the point of no return, orgasm ripping through you as thick spurts of sticky cum are pumped deep within her ass with every thrust. Her anus would clench down on your cock, milking you for every last drop.

She'd be completely worn out from all that. Her legs would most likely be shuddering under her, barely managing to hold her up. She'd lift herself up and lean back against you, pressing her back, slick with sweat, against your chest. Her tail wagging against your skin.
With you still inside of her, of course.
She may also wiggle her hips against yours, shifting you around inside of her as she gives you a half-lidded smile.
Clearly she enjoyed herself.

With a tired smile you’d peck her on the cheek followed by a deeply impassioned kiss. Your hands shift from her hips and wrap around her waist, holding her closer in a warm embrace. She’d gently place her armored paws over your hands. The cool bronze feels quite good against your skin.
She's been such a good girl. Wouldn’t you just love to just cool down with her for a nice cuddle that involves a bit of ear scratching and maybe some belly rubs? She’s certainly earned it.
Round two can wait..
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There I'm done
Just let whoever's gonna cap this cap it and then you can do your RP thing. Sorry for the inconvenience.
Thanks a bunch to whoever is capping this by the way
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>>5363361
Thanks.
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>>5363361
see >>5363425
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Here's a question. Does Jones still have that torch going? That's probably going to detract from his hide checks something terrible.
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Emerald and Jones: You successfully regroup with Lemongrass outside the suspiciously quiet structure and he informs you that Vargo's gone in to take a look around.

Vargo: Your hoof catches on an organic blister, and you fall in. You get snagged in hanging vines and sticky webs, and when you hit the floor far below, you take 2 hits of damage. (2/5 hits)

The atrium is a quiet chamber, and at the center of it is a chrysalis of some kind, held aloft by veins and ropes of flesh. Translucent parts of the chrysalis give off a faint aquamarine glow.
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>>5363549
The cavern is a brightly lit area full of glowing green pools. I haven't been counting it against him for now.
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>>5363569

Ouch.

Well, I guess my scouting job is done. I attempt to make the climb back up, hurt though I may me.
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>>5363644
The fleshy walls betray you and you can't seem to find a way up right now.
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>>5363569
"What.. is that?" I carefully approach the chrysalis.
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>>5363667

((B-but my Goatcraft...))

Ah well. I rest for a while somewhere out of sight. Hopefully that pegasus will find his way in here and he can convey the info to the rest of the group.
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>>5363708
We're outside. Need to get in first, and Vargo hasn't made it out yet. So that means we need to find, or make, a door.
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>>5363708
Vargo's in the atrium with the chrysalis. The rest of you are outside the atrium.
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>>5363708
Get inside the atrium, then.
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>>5363796
"Well, you're the one with wings. Go check up on Vargo."
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>>5363746
>>5363745
Oh, sorry.

I look for a suitable spot an have my shadow minion crave us an entrance.
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>>5363821
Emerald's shadow minion goes feral, running off to rejoin its original owner's corpse in the fungus pit...

>>5363796
You barely make it past an aerial patrol and land inside the atrium to find Vargo unable to climb back up. You see the same chrysalis structure he sees: >>5363569
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>>5363853
I nod at it, and the try to cut open a hole so I can walk into the atrium.
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>>5363796

"Glad to see you finally made it." Vargo groans, clutching his injury. "Although 'glad' in this case is a relative term. This chrysalis thing looks like it's important to the changelings. If we destroy it, we might severely weaken them, or even kill them outright. Go run it past the others and see what they think. I'll stay here for now."
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>>5363935
The flesh wall is pliant and supple. You would have a difficult time cutting through it.
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>>5363973
I suppose this is where my sword comes in, and then through, the problem.
I'll try and stab the wall, to see if I can't get a nice starting hole.
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>>5363973

((If I wanted to regain some hits by resting, how long do I have to sit still for?))
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>>5363999
You notice a certain section of the wall seems to have some kind of give to it. You take your sword and J-J-JAM IT IN to the center of the meat socket, and the great sphinter suddenly opens up. You and Emerald can now access the atrium from the ground, and see what the others see.

>>5364037
I'll regularly regenerate them for you, but if you want to actively rest, I'll have you make a roll for each hit. You're basically on your duff while the others do their things.
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>>5363853
>>5363938
"Right. In the meantime, examine it further."

Fly off back to tell the rest.
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>>5364073
>Giant sphincter
I almost wish I hadn't found that. In we go, though. Quietly, though.
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>>5364073

Shoot, I'll make a roll for it. Every hit counts, right?

"Glad you folks made it. Don't mind me, I just fell trying to get in the hard way."
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>>5364123

>name falls off here
>reappears in new horse

Great.
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>>5364090
I seem unphased by the 'door' and see vargo seems hurt. I ignore the disturbing object, and patch up the poor goat with an herbal remedy.
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>>5364078
>>5364073
Oh, nevermind them. Let's examine the structure more carefully.
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>>5364090
Lemongrass and Emerald rejoin Vargo and Jones inside the atrium, no fuss, no muss.

>>5364123
>>5364164
Vargo isn't seriously injured, but he's no better after that fall.

>>5364078
>>5364191
Thankfully the wall sphincter opens up, sparing you the indignity of exiting through something not resembling an anus. You are entranced by the gross alien architecture and gloss over the details.
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>>5364232
Alright, let's take a closer look at these... things. Any of them look like they've got anything inside?
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"So, what are we going to do about this thing? I'm willing to bet destroying it would solve a lot of our problems."
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>>5364232
"Oooh.. prettHOLY SHIT AAAAAARRGGHH-"

Keep looking around
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>>5364295
"The last thing we killed made a lot of noise when it died, wouldn't this be the same way?"
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>>5364260
You examine the faintly glowing chrysalis in the center of the atrium. Climbing up carefully, you look in and can barely make out the body of a pegasus filly suspended in a viscous green substance. Her mane is what has been giving off the faint blue-green glow.

>>5364307
You notice that the veins and organic ropes holding the chrysalis aloft pulse slightly, like blood vessels. The chrysalis is part of some greater organ, apparently.
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>>5364295
"If we can even do that!"
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>>5364349
"Found her! Help me get her out of here!."
And then I carefully begin to try to cut open whatever it is she's in.
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>>5364371

>1

Hoo boy.
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>>5364371
>>5364349
"We need to get her out before we destroy it!"

Try piercing the organ and opening it near the filly.
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>>5364394
Hopefully that will be a "you didn't get through" instead of a "you stabbed the defenseless captive."
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>>5364371
>>5364401
>1
>1

Pls
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>>5364349

While everyone's at it, I'll try and heal a hit again. Looks like I might need it.
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>>5364371
>>5364401
This kills the filly. Bad end, everyone go home.

Kidding! You stabbed each other. One wound each.

>>5364430
You're at full hits again.
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>>5364401
>>5364371
I Try to assist them with this, or get them out of them away. Lets try cutting one of the meat vines holding up the crystalis thing
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>>5364450

Yes! Being a selfish bastard pays off.

Now that I'm hale and hearty once more, I'll take a stab at freeing the girl myself with my dagger.
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>>5364450
EEEEEEK

Fuck this, let's examine exactly how the filly is positioned inside.
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>>5364450
>wound
Urgh.
Let's try this again, one at a time. So that we don't kill each other.
Everyone gets a go who wants a go, and let's aim along the edge of the cocoon or whatever it is so we don't stab the kid by accident.
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>>5364491
>>5364501

You two should probably sit this one out.
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>>5364501
>>5364491

I try to stop whatever those two ponies are doing to themselves.
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>>5364452
Like much of the organic structures around here, the meat vines are incredibly difficult to cut through.

>>5364478
You're a little more familiar with how to place a blade, and you begin peeling layers off of the chrysalis. The outer fleshy covering seems to be separate from the translucent cocoon holding the captive, so unless you pierce the cocoon itself she'll be stuck in the bubble.

>>5364491
You're still baffled by all these strange organic structures; the doorway you saw earlier has lodged itself in your disturbed mind.

>>5364501
You lose your footing in your superheavy armor and fall a short distance to the ground, just below the chrysalis.
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>>5364532
Quite possibly! So after this one, I'm going to sit back rethink how to cut that thing open without stabbing myself.
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>>5364551

Can she be removed cocoon and all without any further cutting?
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>>5364551
I sigh, wishing I had some brought something sharper.
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>>5364629

Let's not cut the vines. They're holding up the whole thing, and we don't want the filly to fall to her death, now do we?
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>>5364551
Let's... try examining it again , maybe I can find a same nice shape near the filly.
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>>5364600
>>5364558
>>5364629
You would have to separate the clear shell from its suspension midair and then open the shell, and through putting your head together with Lemongrass and Emerald you resolve that slicing, not piercing, the chrysalis would be the best choice.

>>5364669
Jones confirms your suspicions: there isn't any obvious ingress/egress to this glassy eggshell.
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>>5364654
"I suppose not, but then how should we get her down?"
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>>5364701
"Carefully, and with teamwork. Jones, if you can secure if from the top and gently cut it down with one of Vines's knives, Vargo and myself can catch it. and set it down.
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>>5364731
"Alright... let's see this through.."

Get a knife and begin cutting away at the chrysalis suspensions.
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>>5364731

"Sounds like a plan. Jones, be sure to stay with it as it's descending to keep it from free-fall."

Vargo takes up a position below the chrysalis.
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>>5364759
I will arrange myself beneath it, in preparation to catch it.
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>>5364762
You know, that chrysalis looks a lot heavier from down here now that you're standing under it....
>>5364777
Good thing Lemongrass looks more than ready to carry that weight.
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>>5364815
please don't let it crack open like a giant egg, please don't let it crack open like a giant egg.
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>>5364731
>>5364759
I simply nod and offer Jones one of my knives in case he didn't bring one.

I get ready to help in case something goes wrong, and pray for the spirits to help us.
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>>5364759
Each vine looses a splatter of noxious ichor as you snap them apart. You've got it all down to the last vine using one of Emerald's knives, and Vargo and Lemon look ready to catch it. You give the signal and cut her down...

>>5364841
Pray harder, cus it ain't workin'!

The last vine snaps and the cocoon falls...

>>5364836
Vargo tries to contribute, but his strength gives out slightly. Lemongrass is left holding almost the entire weight and he carefully lowers himself to deposit it safely on the ground.

Unobscured by the growths, the filly's mane gives off a very brilliant aquamarine glow. Those of you who took the glowing hair from earlier notice that your hairs are also glowing quite intensely. All that's left is to open the shell.
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>>5364941

All right, now the cutting begins. Knife, don't fail me now!
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>>5364941
"Alright, carefully now. Very... very carefully."
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>>5364941
Carefully slice it open..
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>>5364966
>>5364967
The moment you make your incision, the glassy humor inside the shell starts to spurt and leak out. It's a glassy, thin green with an exceedingly pungent odor to it. This, mixed with the mess being made by the bleeding meat vines, is turning the atrium into a very unpleasant place to have a nose!

You get to the point you can peel off a whole side of the shell and pour out the rest of the suspending fluid, freeing the filly. It is indeed Foxfire, and her magic glowing mane. She is still unconscious, however.
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>>5365027
You help, too, and your healer's hooves are entrusted to hold on to the filly while figuring out what to do next.
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>>5364941
Hmmm...
Check the hairs again for something unusual
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"Alright. We've got the kid. We've got a terrible smell we aren't going to be rid of for a long while. And we've got Celestia-knows how many changelings between ourselves and the exit.
Now, I know one of you picked up some spare clothing. We can wrap up the filly in that until we can get out of here, since her hair's going to give us away. Plus, it'll get some of that gunk off of her.
Jones, when we get back to the hole we came in from, if the rope is down we're going to need you to tie it up again."
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>>5365047
The hairs match her mane. There's an uneven clump in her mane where it was likely sliced off, and that's the clump you found earlier in the cave.
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"Are you fine carrying her, Lemongrass, or should we try to wake her?"
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>>5365107
"I'll need my hooves free to fight whatever stumbles across us. Vines should be able to carry her with little trouble, right?"
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>>5365079
Alright, then. Also.. we might want to take pieces of the chrysalis with us, to help hide."

Hand over the spare clothing I brought,
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>>5365031
>>5365044
"Hey, Fox fire.. wake up.." I say as I check her over.. and notice. "Is this the same.." I check the vial of bug juice with the green stuff that came the shell.
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>>5365158
Comparing the fluids, yes, they appear to be the same, insofar as viscosity and coloration.

Foxfire feels warm, so she's probably alive, but she's likely been waterlogged in that stuff for days now. You don't feel her breathing.
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>>5365240

Time to look for an escape route. How do we get all the way back up to the entrance without being seen?
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>>5365273
"Use the chrysalis remains as camouflage, even if it disguising as fuck..."

Seeing as I'm covered in it already, just keep a low profile as we get her out.
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>>5365130
I nod. " I can carry her..."
>>5365240
Yikes. time to fix that. "She's not breathing.." I try to fix that, get the liquid out of her and get her breathing foal CPR style so I don't hurt her..
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>>5365308
You attempt to drain and resuscitate her while the others get your disguises ready. It seems to be going pretty well, an uncomfortable volume pours out of her lungs and mouth. It's a tense several minutes until you get her breathing again.

She's still unconscious.

>>5365273
>>5365303
You gotta work harder on those, guys!
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>>5365376
Just retrace our steps back, then!
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>>5365376
I suppose covering ourselves in the ichor is the best bet, however if Vargo remembers the patrol routes and timing, we might be able to get back up to the cave without too much of a fuss.
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>>5365376
Lets not wake her yet, wouldn't want her to see this foul place, she probably has bad enough night mares.. I place her on my back instead, and motion for the others to help me secure her there. "I wouldn't want her to slip off."
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>>5365376

I do my best with what's available to blend in. I AM a rogue, so disguise is one of my skills. That should count for something, right?
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>>5365457
Foxfire is securely tied down to your back.

>>5365425
>>5365482
If you had had more time, you might've passed for pathetically wingless bugs. Alas!

>>5365401
As you go out to retrace your path, you trip and fall on a loose meat vine. Your hoof is tangled in it, pulling it off the wall along with a whole section of meatwall, sending meatbits flying everywhere and opening up meatwounds in the meatstructure, which is now bleeding meatblood and meatpus all over the meatplace and it smells meatacular.

And the odd smell from cutting down the chrysalis has attracted the attention of all the patrols circling the atrium. They block the skylights, and a big armored one like from before blocks the door sphincter.

The one with a blue shell speaks. "HOW INSIDE? WHAT DOING WITH NYMPH?"
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>>5365528

Uhh..

"Just fine! Relocating to next incubator!"

BLUFF
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>>5365528
"The devil are you talking about, Nymphs!? You foal-napped this child from the surface, and we're taking her back!"
I re-equip the Sturdy Bludgeon, though I do suggest a cut-and-run strategy. Through them.
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>>5365550

I'm gonna keep my mouth shut and ride on your coattails here. That was a fine performance.
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>>5365573
I should have done the same.
This will likely end badly.
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>>5365604

It's cool, we'll pass you off as an uncooperative prisoner.
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I wait quietly.
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>>5365550
Your quick thinking befuddles the guards for a moment. "WHY YOU NO GUARD?" The whole flotilla buzzes downwards to arrange themselves around you. "YOU TAKE CHARGE."

The big armored one moves aside for you all to walk out.

>>5365568
The Changelings are even more befuddled by Lemongrass' outburst. "HAHA. DRONE WORKER STATES THE OBVIOUS. HAS THE DUMB. IS GOOD AT TONGUES THOUGH. QUEEN WILL PROMOTE YOU YET."

Surrounded by nonhostile guards is one thing, but when they get the sense none of you "drone workers" know where the next incubator is they push and nudge you in the direction of the central hive cluster, pinning you in and guiding your path ever deeper in.

Do you resist and try to break for it, or see how deep this bug hole goes?
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>>5365687
Ah
Ah fuck

It's going to be even more difficult to get her out if we go in

How many guards are there?
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>>5365687
I'll whisper to Jones to see if he can't take out the blue-shelled drone. He seems to be in charge. I'll try and handle the big guy, and the other two can try and make a rolling retreat to the cave. The four of us aren't enough to wipe out a Changeling hive. We need magic users, and likely a lot of them.
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>>5365720
There are two dozen flying guards (including the blue shell captain) and one groundbound tank. If you crit-failed this roll you would have wet yourself upon /con and ruined your scented disguise.
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>>5365761
SHIT SHIT SHIT

"Right, maybe I'll try distracting them and we could make a run for it.. everyone ready?"
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>>5365735

I don't think you'd survive pulling a stunt like that.

These changelings are sentient, right? They can be reasoned with. Maybe we can parlay with their leader and come to some sort of arrangement?
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On a side note, before we explode into action or inaction, I'm swiftly losing coherence. Is this a good stopping point, or should I try and hang on a bit longer?
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>>5365823
I shake my head. "You would die, there are too many.."
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>>5365832
"What would they want from us other than prey? Them ore we stall, the more difficult it'll be to get away!"

>>5365851
"I'll just bluff them again..."
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This IS a good stopping point, now that you mention it! I like cliffhangers.
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>>5365848

It's getting late here too. I suppose en route to certain doom is as good a stopping point as any.
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>>5365872
Alright then, I need to go soon anyway.
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>>5365872
Alright, when are we meeting up again?
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Meetup time during the weekdays... I can't do Tuesday night, and we'd need to do a short session Monday (today). Can we do it at 11PM Eastern?
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>>5365982

I might be a little late, but I should be able to make it.
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>>5365982
I don't have anything going on then, though I'd prefer if we can hit the wrap-up point before 5 AM. These late nights are playing havoc with my sleep schedule, bad as it already is.
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>>5365982
I think I can make it, no promises though, sorry
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>>5365982
that's okay with me.
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Yeah, I'll make this next session a little shorter than these last few. Thanks for sticking with me through all this.
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>>5366074

It's no problem. These little quests have been well worth it so far.


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