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Old Thread: >>5314390

Topic:

S3 in two weeks! Are you hyped?
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>rape
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>>5318311
No.

I am prepared to be disappointed.
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>>5318311
yea
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Little reminder we can do fun things but we don't >>5254385
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>>5314390
Here we go first porn

History in the making
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New Season 3 footage in a advertisment trailer for all slowpokes:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=zyf2RsYu_H8
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Also, Hype-a-Thon starts now with Read it and Weep!

http://www.synchtube.com/r/dooks
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>That feel when new pony in two weeks
Im fucking hyped as shit
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>>5318311
Not hyped enough
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I am hyped
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>>5318340
HAHA TIMe for best episode
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>>5318311
I am cautiously optimistic as fuck.
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2grimderp4me
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What is each pony's favorite episode?
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>>5318339
Is that Cloudchaser in the background at the beginning?
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>>5318358
Aku what are you doing in my little pony
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>>5318338
I cummed.
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I don't even care about the show anymore, I just come here because I have nowhere else to go
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>>5318327
Cool.
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>>5318358
Enjoy your awesome writer Meghan McCarthy! You wanted her didn't you.
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>>5318358
aha you know what it is
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>>5318311
i'm excited about colgate
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>>5318380
epic win xd
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All the new episodes on Zap2It make me realize one thing.

Season 3 will air over a span of time that's actually SHORTER than the hiatus
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Someone draw Daring Do, Indiana Jones, Lara Croft and Nathan Drake playing poker.
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>>5318389
>shitposting for the sake of shitposting
mah nigga
/)
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>>5318358

>turns into shadow
>it's literally just shadow, he can't do shit except look big and scary
>everyone laughs at him
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>>5318392
The air times are the only fishy thign about zapit season 3 leaks
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>>5318387
How do earth ponies brush their little teeth?
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>>5318368

It's Flitter you asshat.

I'm excited to see more of my teenybopper waifu
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You better believe it
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>>5318398
>Fluttershy is still scared even after they defeat him
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Guys quick question -

Last year, how long after an episode aired was it usually available on youtube? Even shitty quality.
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>>5318392
yeah no shit. S3 ends January.
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>>5318380

i never asked for this
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>>5318415
Hello new friend, 15/20 minutes.
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>>5318415
Xyro uploads them in HD one hour after it airs.
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>>5318415
30-45 on good days
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>>5318361
>-use tents and shit for most buildings because carving that shit outta crystal would take too long
I just thought it looked more like a medieval faire than a modern city like Canterlot. They have been away for a thousand years.
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>>5318427
>one hour after it airs.

It takes him at least three.
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>>5318363
Good question.
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>>5318412
>Fluttershy
>season03

AHHAHAHA
OH WOW
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>>5318424
>>5318427
>conflicting reports
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>>5318408

I dunno - it looks like Cloudchaser to me, too...

Also, I grabbed this with paint because I'm a cheapass.

It's right after Celestia says "Twilight..." at the beginning.

Something about it struck me as funny.
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>tfw you want to fap, but your mom is in the next room over and she's a really light sleeper
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>>5318415
About half an hour for shitty low quality, HD in about an hour.
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don't poop until ya see the pone, boys

don't cut loose with yer shit-tsunamis until ya see THA WHITE O' THEIR TEEETHS
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>>5318427
The 1080p takes way longer than that bro.

It's also shit.
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>>5318434
Bad answer
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>>5318442
Do you howl or what? It's not that hard to fap quiet
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>>5318442
>not being able to masturbate silently
Do you even ninja fap, bro?
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>>5318415
Shitty quality usually takes 20-30 minutes.

More or less HD upload - 40-60. In the early 2011 it was ~15 for 360p, but these guys left "scene" - Pensivepony, etc
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>>5318453
>Do you howl or what?
Saffron pls
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>>5318462
>40-60 minutes 1080p

What the fuck man? It usually took 90 minutes or two hours.
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>>5318442
If you nofap like me it wouldn't be a problem.
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>>5318361
>slippery-ass streets
>Pinkie keeps visiting even after everything is saved just to slide around
>She's really annoying and everyone would like her gone.....but she save the world, so everyone just deals with it
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>>5318442
Go to the bathroom. put your porns on your phone and turn the volume down or what have you.
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Derpibooru named him River
deal with it
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>>5318430

Historically, there were two types of structures; 'dwellings' and 'houses'. The former were largely temporary, either tentlike or constructed of rough timber and other natural materials. These were what peasant farmers lived in, and they were often destroyed or replaced frequently. The latter were a symbol of wealth and power, made of stone, and passed down from generation to generation. The reason we call noble families '"The House of X" is literally because they owned a house and not a shitty dwelling.

If the same holds true for crystal ponies, the ones who own houses made of crystal are hot shit, and the ones who use tents are the poor commoners.
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>>5318442
I don't see the problem here anon, don't be a noisy cunt when you're masturbating? seems pretty easy to me
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>>5318476
Upload itself - not, Xytro was uploading them quite fast. processing is, yes.
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>Dash actually gets into the Wonderbolts at the end of the Academy episode, says goodbye to her friends
>Apple Family Reunion ends with AJ having to go with her relatives for some reason, another goodbye
>turns out that rumor about Ashleigh leaving to focus on Hey Ocean was actually true

Which characters get elevated/introduced to replace them?
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>>5318489
Cuomo or Phoenix
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>>5318489
>They give names to characters with actual names

just why
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>>5318504
Trixie
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>>5318504
But they're also getting rid of Twilight Sparkle.
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MLPG what should I watch? I feel like watching a movie, and that doesn't happen very often.
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>>5318520
problem child 2
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>>5318520
then go watch a movie! what're you in the mood for dingus?
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>>5318520
Watch the stream of Pony.
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>>5318504
derpy and Luna

you knooow it's truuuue
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>>5318504
>Implying she didn't sign a mutli-year multi-project contract for voicing the character of a toy brand

Just look at the VA for Optimus Prime.
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>cloud chaser in season 3
>not just a one time deal

awww yisssss
motha fucking frosty pone.
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>>5318489
Too "real".

Why don't WE come up with the name?
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>>5318520
daddy daycare
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>>5318489

...who?
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>>5318535
Also by the looks of things

rarity is going to be i nthe wonderbolts episodes (theres the same rainbows behind her)

I wonder if they'll mentioned what happened in sonic rainboom?
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>>5318520

Watch Kung Pow and stream it.
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>>5318504
Voice actors can do more then one thing, you know
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>>5318504
>>5318518
>they get rid of applejack
>they get rid of rainbow dash
>they get rid of twilight sparkle
>they get rid of pinkie pie
>they get rid of fluttershy
>rarity is the only pony left
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>>5318534
Peter Cullen is my vocal husbando.

and i still can't over the fact that rescue bots is canon with tf prime
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>>5318554
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>>5318554
>implying that's bad
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>>5318504

Don't make me sad, anon.
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>>5318557
shut up you nigger
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i fap to fluttershy all the time.

i want to put my seed deep inside her
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>>5318556
>>5318534

>Peter Cullen will never have a cameo voice-over on MLP, despite the fact he works for Hasbro and is also Canadian.
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Questin' on the sub, if anyone wants in
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>>5318549

They'll probably pass it off as

>What do you mean I can't get in, I saved you all!
>"Yeah, so did all these others. Saving our lives is just the entrance pre-requisite. We are very accident prone"
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>>5318549
>dash shows up
>acts like a big shot
>does a sonic boom
>thinks no one else can do it
>cyan bolt pone does a bold boom
>its better than rainbows
cant wait
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>>5318567
except for the fact that he's not Canadian, you nerd. he was born in New York
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>>5318572

Oh man, humbled Rainbow Dash. That's a Kodak moment right there.
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>>5318549
itd help if my picture didn't vanish mind
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>>5318568
why does she have a wingboner? girl's got some public display fetish?
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>>5318535
>Everyone is obsessing over FlitterChaser more then the new ponies
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>>5318535
Wait a second.
That pone next to cloudchaser looks like a OC in OCG.
Wat.
Oh and,hi tiarawhy
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>>5318588
They're fucking kawaii ponies man
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>>5318574

I'm pretty sure he lives in Canada, doesn't he?
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>>5318572
>Calling Rainbow Dash simply Rainbow
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>>5318588
well we aint got much to go by yet.
>>5318594
apple is that you?
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>>5318554
I'm OK with this.
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>>5318585
I don't think every time a a pegasus opens their wings it implies anything
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>>5318588

>not liking FlitterChaser
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Okay, can anyone figure out what Sombra's MOTIVE is? He can't just be evil for no reason, right?
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>>5318535

What about the pink one?

WHAT ABOUT THE PINK ONE?
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>>5318612
But how can Rarity be a rarity if there are so many of her
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>>5318620
Oh god...
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>>5318538
Because the character has a name.
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>>5318612
>no hooves on Twilight!Rarity

Every time
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http://www.synchtube.com/r/dooks

Hearts and Hooves Day playing now!

Ponies get in love!
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>>5318615
Of course it does, they're like human fingers.

Everybody knows when someone has spread fingers, it means they're horny.
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>>5318620
Rumblitterchaser is the only ship I accept
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>>5318642
You're a fucking pedo.
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>>5318625

yes, he can because he is edgy
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>>5318625
Do you really want every single thing spelled out for you before the episode even starts?

Can't you guys just enjoy the waiting and speculation?
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>>5318625

>"So what's his motivation? Why's he doing this?"
>"He's doing it because he's mean - little kids don't care about motivation."
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>>5318639
Lyra pls
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>>5318649
>bear mode
I'm not gay but if I was this would be hot.
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>luna giving fluttershy a hug while flutts tries to get away

Alright done with this one. Three requests to go, but I'll call it a night now. Gotta go furniture shopping later.
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>>5318581
That bitch is going to ruin everything again.
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>>5318642

You better mean that in a nonsexual way, pal.
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>>5318647

Is it really pedophilia if he's 10 and the twins are teenagers?
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Okay so I just woke up and asw the promo

Shit I am excite

Quick question tough
Am I the on;y one who thinks the voices were off somehow?
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>>5318665
>instantly notice I forgot Luna's collar
fuck, I'll add that and then upload it the updated one to tumblr
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>>5318669
Just like in Sonic Rainboom
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>>5318665
that's cute
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>>5318655

His special talent was sucking dick and he's just angry because he's got a penis on his butt.
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>>5318673
>>5318647
It can't be pedophilia if the girls initiate it.

Or at least, that's what the news has taught me.
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Yo MLPG, any of you guys have any experience with 25c-nBOMe?

I can get like 200 hits for 80 bucks.
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>>5318665
Das kawaii
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>>5318702
Do it
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>>5318403
very well, thank you
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>>5318669
>>5318686
Ruined it, or made it better?
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>>5318690
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>>5318702
Take it all.

What is nBOMe anyway?
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>>5318676

Yeah, I noticed that too. HUB commercials always have lower quality VA work.
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>King Sombra
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>>5318638
I hate you dooks

jk
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>>5318716
>Pinkie Pie toothpaste
>made out of frosting with extra sugar
Don't fall for it
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>>5318725
As far I remember, the promos don't have the original VA work, they are specially recorded for the commercials
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>>5318724

It's a psychedelic/hallucinogen, I think.
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>>5318725
Oh well

Pinkie sounded like Tiny Tina
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>>5318722
Tell that bitch to be Hulk.
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>>5318735
>it somehow works better than regular toothpaste
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>>5318747
Because it makes you teeth happy
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>>5318743
>>5318738
If I recall correctly, in the commercials Pinkie is voiced by Shannon Chan-Kent (her singing voice).
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>>5318716
They should make an episode about pinkie and how bad her teeth are to sell more tooth paste.
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>>5318762
that's kinda spooky
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>>5318762
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>>5318762
>>5318771
I love this one
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Would you, MLPG?
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>>5318762
>new x-ray spell
>ponies don't quite grasp the dangers of x-ray radiation
Looks like Pinkie will never have children now
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>>5318783
So moe.
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Lyra. Hey!
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>>5318762
>>5318771
>Pinkie's mouth is like a battle field
>They all have to be removed
>She still eats lots of soft candies, jellies and squirt tubes
>No lesson is learned
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Just got home, what's all this about EQD getting an exclusive pone video from hasbro?
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>>5318800
It's not the first time.
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>>5318800

Look at the beginning of the thread, pal.
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>>5318783
>Big metal opera singer viking breast plate

Oh sweet mama
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>>5318535
Are they deploying from some base in Cloudsdale?
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So with all this revealing of episode titles, has there been one that is likely to be the Scootaloo episode?
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>>5318787
Tryst?

You mean....with her AND Pinkie?

I think I need to sit down for a moment....
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>>5318800
some new tv promo, showing a new blue pony that seems to be competing with RD and a first view of King Sombrero, well kinda, he's only seen as black mist
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>>5318828
Wait, no, wait what.
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>>5318817
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>>5318833

Yeah I saw that, I'm sure someone mentioned Aku?
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>>5318822
>Scootaloo epiode
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>>5318828
What's that she drew?
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>>5318818
It's the wonderbolts academy. The image was leaked earlier but there was no confrimation till now.
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>>5318830
>needing another pony besides Pinkie for a tryst
She'll be so all over the place, you'll think you're in the middle of some kind of ecstasy-charged gangbang
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>>5318311
im sitting here at 3.36am on /mlp/, yes, im hyped.
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>>5318844

I will cut you.
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>>5318844
>Scootabuse/Scootahate
>2011+1

No, anon. No
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>checking /co/

>2 littlest pet shop threads on the front page
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Are there any RenneQuest players here? I'm dying to know if anyone figure out more about this https://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/GeneralArchive/RenneQuest/htmlfiles/Log23/mlp_5274907.html#p530718
1
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>>5318862

>What is this trolling you speak of?

/v/ and /co/ love to eat this shit up.
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>>5318862
Hey, maybe moot should make this board /mlps/
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>>5318828
that happens to everyone though, thats how you know the coffee is working
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>>5318716
that is the cutest toothpaste ever

"pinkie fruity flavor"
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>>5318873
That's never happened to me when I drink coffee, only when I drink tea.
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>>5318862
rip mlp
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>>5318535
Oh so it's a rival episode
Another pony like RD who wants to enter the Wonderbolts
Then there will be a either a montage of trails where they show them being equals constantly and the other ponies failing one by one or there pnly be one huge ass race and again they are constantly at a tie while smack talking each other while we see alll other ponies failing one by one
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>>5318861
>implying that showed any of that
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>>5318881
god damn, she just keeps proving that shes best human waifu
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>>5318800
Sethisto uses EqD to plug shows like Care Bears and LPS for Hasbro.

I'm sure he gets something in return.
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>>5318881
boring, show tara's delicious toes
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>>5318881
>bronies have driven andrea to alcoholism

yessssssss
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>>5318857

Inky's eyes are really cute from the front.
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>>5318881
She's so canadian!
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>>5318876

>toothpaste flavored like pinkie pie

You remember that slurm episode from futurama? Guess how they get the toothpaste out of panka.
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>>5318818
>>5318848
In Cloudsdale is kinda an amorphous idea

I mean, doesnt the whole damn city move all over Equestria?
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>>5318886

I want to see Rainbow Dash beaten at being fast. That would make for an interesting conflict.
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>>5318894
Gah not they aren't what the fuck is wrong with them
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>>5318894
>Inky
But Pinkie's little sister isn't in that school
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>>5318900
No it wouldn't

Her personality is goes fast

If she doesn't go fast she has no personality
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I am hyped.

But what the fuck all the "TWILIGHTS GUNNA BE ALICORN" blabber about? I've been ignoring it for a while. Any realiable confirms?
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>>5318881
>alcohol
dropped
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>>5318862
One or two people are spamming it to cause drama

And it seems to be working. Also on /q/ too
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>>5318894

>inky

I'm assuming that's the name for the printer colt? When did we come up with this name? Was I not here or something?
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>>5318906

He's referring to the one on the right. It's a little hard to tell it's him when he's not covered in ink spots.
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SMILE

I will straight up fight you for Andrea Libman

lets settle this
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>>5318909
I consider it fandom pandering
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>>5318909
There's a poster of Twilight with wings and toys of Twilight with wings.
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>>5318909
They have alicorn twilight art
alicorn twilight posters
and alicorn twilight toys
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>>5318893
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>>5318900
beat dash is super sanic, niggas know they can't compete with that shit.
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>>5318917
You can just share her.
She has 2 legs
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>>5318828
Me too.
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>>5318917
c-can I enter the fight too?
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Why the fuck does Hasbro at the end of the preview of MLP, have to put on LPS at the end and saying don't miss it?

Fuck Hasbro.
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>>5318892
unf, now that's something i can masturbate to while sniffing and licking the screen
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>>5318909

There were a LOT of prints of an alicorn twilight, we are not making this shit up.
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>>5318908

It would force her to get a real personality. How is that a bad thing?
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>>5318908
But she can still be a cunt
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>>5318909
well there was a picture of her on some poster with wings, we thought it was some brony shit that got printed out

then we noticed that one of the toymakers had a bunch of different multiple Twilight dolls/plushes with wings

im afraid thats all we know
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>>5318890
if she was 30 years younger and didnt have kids i would be all over that
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>>5318915
>>5318894

He doesn't really have a name - we called him Inky Colt for a while, then Inky - and I think the reddit bronies called him "Shady Daze" - which is okay, I guess, but then again they wanted to call Crunch Meatslab "Snowflake."
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>>5318881
Nice, I want to marry her even more now.
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>>5318919
>>5318920
>>5318923
Well shit..
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>>5318881
>cold, clean glass
>about an inch of foam
>No drips or drops on the outside

Yup, that looks like a perfect pour
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>>5318909
fake shit blown out of proportion.
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>>5318909
from toy set/poster image.

>season 3 end
>twilight becomes an alicorn
>TO BE CONTINUED
>one year hiatus
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>>5318896
You mean Pinkie makes it with her special family recipe with nutmeg, cinammon, ginger, and finely whipped cookie dough?
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>>5318954
Where's the joke
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>>5318936
Ads man.
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>>5318900
Nah
The other pony has a zig zag in her trail.
She probably takes corners instantly. RD is speed while the zig zag one is a Tron Light Cycle.
Hell seeing how both leave trails behind there's a chance to have a scene referencing to Tron Light Cycles
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>>5318948
are you talking about andrea libman?

she's 28
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>>5318886
ALL THE MANE SIX GET A RIVAL

DASH HAS HER, TWILIGHT HAS TRIXIE, SOMETHING SOMETHING YAY
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>>5318909

Nothing special

Hasbro is just going to shit on the show so they can sell more alicorns
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>>5318965
The joke is he's a bartender
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>>5318971
>not wanting to marry a fetus
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>>5318969
>not remembering Dash's tron-cycling in May the Best Pet Win
Dash can turn on a dime.
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>>5318937
>twilie-toes
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>>5318896
Who could drink more Slurm, Pinkie or Fry?
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>>5318969
>Light Cycles

I am excite. I will be disappointed now if this isn't in the ep.
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>>5318917
Dude I just got in and I already have to defend my honor? It's so on now, let's go outside faget.
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>dash being beaten by a new less cunty pone
>dash tears
>dashfag tears

I will have my chalice with me that day. And I will drink my fill.
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>>5318990
I hope anon wins
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>>5318987
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>>5318997
Both are anons.
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>>5318983
Oh yeah...
Fuck
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>>5318983
Can I smoke her?
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Do you prefer fancy hair Libman?
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>>5318862
Sweet.
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>>5319004
But one has true Anon blood while the other is a horrible Anon-SMILe hybrid
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>>5318991
Don't hold your breathe, cos you know how it is.
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>>5318991
Why would you want bad things to happen to any of the ponies
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>>5319008
Or do you prefer straight bangs Libman?
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>>5318991
The cries of victory from Rarifags will be glorious
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>>5318969
>>5318983
>They have a Tron cycle like race
>They're going SO FAST their trails are persistent from their perspective
>Eventually Dash gets boxed in and is going to crash into her rival's trail wall!
>Protects her face and prepares for impact
>Just passes through it
>Looks confused for a second
>"Oh yeah."
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>>5319014

Yeah....I know how it'll end. But it'll be great for atleast a good couple minutes.
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>>5319019
I prefer her legs than her head
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>>5318990
> I just got in
>not 'I just got in her'
Sorry, kiddo. Learn to take a loss, anon has you beat.
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>>5319008
>>5319019
>straight bangs in both
Yes
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>>5319019
this libman, easier to keep a boner to.
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>>5319026
maybe we'll have a full commercial break for that, it shall be glorious
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>>5318985

what?

was that pun too sour for you?
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>>5319016
Is tehre a story behind that human i've seen in other images?
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>>5319008
>>5319019
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>>5318665
requester here, thank you so much for doing it. You did a great job
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>>5319028
Sexist!
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>>5319019
>>5319008
Why she is so cute and perfect, /co/?
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>>5319019
>>5319008
Why not both?
Shit I lost the pic of the little girl.
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>>5319022
>Daft Punk-like ponies play music during race
>somebody tells them to cut it out
>they walk off screen
>never seen again
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>>5319026
Yeah. Who knows? Things might end well.
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>>5319037
>fancy bangs

my god...
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>>5319037
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>>5319036

It's tex anon. He's pretty much a harmless kenshiro in equestria.
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>>5319019
straight is clearly superior.
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>>5319045
>this doesn't stop the fandom
>immediately following the episode, at least one comic shows them taking off the helmets to be Scratch and Octavia
>bronies can't get enough of them
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>>5319014
GUYS GUYS GUYS
WHAT IF
GUYS
WHAT IF DASH LOSES AND HAS TO LEARN HUMILITY?

I MEAN THEY COULDN'T GUCK UP THE STATUS QUE WITH HER JOINING THE WONDERBOLTS RIGHT?
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>>5319045

...How many pics of Vinyl Scratch jamming with Guy-Manuel and Thomas - Pony or not - are there?
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>>5319053

Forgot muh image.
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>>5319037
holy shit a talking dick
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>>5319019
i like the plain simple andrea who is kind and nice and sweet and teaches piano lessons and occasionally dresses up in cute sexy outfits that show off her incredible legs
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>>5318965
You know how they dress up in bunny suits for zap apple jam? Turns out they also do that when they brew stuff too

It gives it a lot of hops
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watch out cuz i got spoilers about dc's new redesign for batman

last warning it's intense
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Name the hottest clopfic.
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>>5319065
im more excited about the episode after that about Fluttershy overcoming her shyness

PEGASI EPISODES ARE THE BEST /)
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>>5319008

she would look better without makeup
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>>5319072

>"Ahm an apple!"
>"You were already an Apple."
>"Hush."
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>>5319074
my only wish is for her to keep showing them off...
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>>5319076

Did batman visit japan? Why are tentacles bursting out of his body in search of pussies to rape?
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>>5319078
You know what they say about cowboys
http://clopfic.heroku.com/fics/465
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>>5319065
>dash
>learn

there is some fighting words here anon
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>>5318991
Would you comfort Rainbow Dash when she just wants to be alone after losing badly, MLPG?
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My eyes are in physical pain. Can a human survive 14 days without sleep?
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>>5319089
i have never seen this angle of the picture before

thank you
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>>5319102
She learned to love books
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>>5319089
unf i need to jack off to this video again

http://geek-news.mtv.com/2012/07/17/sdcc-2012-the-cast-of-my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-video/
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WHAT THE FUCK IS MARKER PONY DOING IN PAHEAL?
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>>5319109
thank you, I had already lost it
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>>5319091
>trust funds from dead mom and dad runs out
>goes to japan to become a porn star to fund his super hero life.
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>>5319076
So this is what happens when DC characters hang out in Marvel.
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>>5319113

Didn't you know? We always have to have porn of something, it's completely autistic to not want something sexualized.
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>sexually Andrea
>not Nicolle

plebs
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>>5319108
That is serious and big lesson to learn, yes. Hobbies are important.
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>>5319113
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>>5319113
Because Jr.
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>>5319122

Wait a sex, you talkin shit bout my superior marvel?
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andrea probably has a boyfriend

a canadian boyfriend
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>>5319124
>>5319127
He's asking why, of all the OC porn, she's being uploaded there.
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>>5319125

I would a nicole until the life ebbed from her body.
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>>5319103
>No. She'd just want to go out and drown her sorrow in alcohol, then she'd become an angry drunk

The night would end with you getting anger sexed-up
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>>5319138
this is the biggest lie ive ever heard in my life
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>>5319138
What is platonic love?
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>>5319133
All I'm saying is that Dr. Octopus and Batman must get along just fine and dandy.
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>>5319124
Did you know that autism itself is sexualized?
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>>5319138
Shit, that means Im like halfway there
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>>5319138
didn't some anon above already state that she's married with kids?
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>>5319113
What isn't she doing there?
*wank*

I mean *wink*
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>>5319113
? Marker Pony 1
? /mlp/ 1
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>>5319127
this is how marker pony will bring all our contributors back
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>>5319124
No fuck you

Pony is for friendship, not sexy time!
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>>5319154
>married

Ok.

>with kids

What?
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>>5319113
>>5319124
>>5319127
>>5319130

you heard it

marker pony is /mlp/'s mascot
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>>5319158

>mfw
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>>5319041
You're very welcome, anon.

T'was a fun one to draw.
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hasbro gibe derpy pls
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>>5319044
yo
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>>5319162
Pony has to have sex or pony goes extinct

Sorry you had to find out this way Anon
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>>5319138
>Boyfriend

Awww, crud

>Canadian boyfriend

Wait, hold on I still might have a shot!
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>>5319170
Well, duh, MLPG is on /mlp/
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>>5319162

>what is sarcasm

Yes I acknowledge it's difficult to tell on the internet.
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>>5319163
if she is, she must never ever let the fandom know

it would break our hearts

also she is a virgin
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>>5319170
I'm actually feeling the need to go there and correct them.
Should I?
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>>5319154
but she's neither
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>>5319148
Nonexistant.
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>>5319192
Don't be an autistic retard.
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>>5319192
Don't.

They'll only learn about this place that way.
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>>5319189
Sarcasm, autism, it's the same thing, really.
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>>5319192
Please god no
Let them believe what they want
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>>5319177
thanks brah
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>>5319019
bangs are magical

but both depending on the time and place
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>>5319190
And she doesn't poop or vomit, right?
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>>5319079
No but Dash in the end usually wins

What if here she loses. By a small difference. Just barely. And she has to understand that she is not the best. That she needs to improve.

Also they can show that she learned her lessons in humility and respect by having her congratulate her rival on her own

Think it like this.
They end the race on what appears to be a tie. They have to wait for the results, her rival is the one that wins.
The rival starts celebrating than she looks at Dash and she looks like crying. Gores there to say something about how she was a great challenge and it could have easily ended the other way around. But Dash was actually smiling, says how great her rival is and that she learn that she isn;t the best and that to be the best she has to ramp up her training and effort

Hell to make this even better they can start the episode with her already knowing about the trials and not giving a fuck because she's the best." I mean there's no way the Wonderbolts won't choose me, best young flyer in equestria, the one that did the sonic rainboom the moment they see me.
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>>5319178
No!

Pretty pony is pure and innocent!
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>>5319186

piss pls
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>>5319214
of course not

girl's don't do that
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>>5319162
I agree with this. Sexy time is lame.
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>>5319214
She has rainbows and marshmellows where her digestive system should be.
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>>5319214
As long as she still farts I'm good
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>>5319214
She only pees and farts
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>>5319221
You are killing pony Anon

You are killing pony and pony doesn't know why
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>>5319227
>>5319228
Fuck you all.
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>>5319064
>Daft Punk gets a sudden flow of fan mail from bronies
>bronies start flooding all their concerts, quoting the show
>start getting fanart of pony porn versions of themselves
>Daft Punk regrets ever giving MLP permission to use their likeness
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>>5319228
>>5319227
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>>5319222
Are there people that still believes MLPG is a separate entity from this board?
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>>5319225
Those poor ponies! Someone stuck nail in their eyes!
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>>5319225
but what about cute sexy time?
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>>5319019

Fancy
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>>5319248
We try.
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>>5319225
If we could just get the fetish, cuddle, fart, porn, and penisfags out of the general, MLPG would be good again.
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>>5319235

MLP is like an STD. It starts out fun, but it never really goes away.
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>>5319248
I believe that it is, in spirit.
Unfortunately reality has made it abundantly clear that we'll never be rid of the piss that's soaked into the very framework of MLPG.
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>>5319219
It so cliche that it might just work
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>>5319256
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>>5319078

http://clopfic.heroku.com/fics/218
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Quick pic before work, I'll try another later.
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>>5319225
ouch

those ponies are dying
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>>5319225
Ponies already have enough cute stuff. I want more funny stuff.
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>>5319262
Whats wrong with cuddling?
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>>5319262
don't forget dramafags
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>>5319235
>permission to use their likeness

pretty sure no one ever has to give this, based on every single episode of south park and numerous pony episodes with karl lagerfeld pony, anna wintour pony, big lebowski ponies, etc.
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>>5319262
If there's one thing in this fandom I can't stand, it's the porn.
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>>5319256
>Robert Stack will never voice a character on My Little Pony
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Don't you think Marker is old enough to make her own decisions now?

Stop babying her
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>>5319261
>>5319269

I do thank the couple new people for having the courtesy to not parade around their piss name in here. We have been getting the occasional attentionwhore/avatarfag though, but that's inevitably going to happen.
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>>5319170

Good
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>>5319292
>na.png
>>
PASS THAT THING AND WATCH ME FLEX
BEHIND MY BACK YOU KNOW WHAT'S NEXT
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>>5319296
>Marker pone wants oral.jpg
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>>5319279
Bad anon! Pony is for cute, not funny!
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>>5319296
Bitch please, I'd baby Celestia if I could
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>>5319292
That screencap is probably one of the most stupid things I have read around here
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>>5319305
JAM ALL IN YOUR FACE
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>Season 3
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>>5319298
>We have been getting the occasional attentionwhore/avatarfag though

But they have been here for over a year...ooh, you mean NEW attention whores/avatarfags.
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>>5319292

>perpetually posting this
>trying to suggest he's wrong

Face it, porn is not beneficial to the thread. When will you fags accept that you're all a blight that need to slow your roll.
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>>5319273

He really shouldn't be called Anon.
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>>5319312
Ponies can be cute and funny at the same time anon

Just look at Pinkie
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>>5319316
You should read the one TAW did.
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>>5319316
second
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>>5319325
I'll call him Texas Bob.
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>>5319329
>implying Pinkie is funny

That's wrong in canon.
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>>5319313
How would you go about that
anon
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have a happy halloween you fucking losers
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>>5319323

Oh anon, you are so witty, allow me to drop to my knees and work your cock orally.
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>>5319273
>Trixie will never make you over the top sunday out of spite
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>>5319316
Except with the creativity thing, he's kinda right, fetishes are killing these threads.
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>>5319320
>Season 3 hiatus
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>>5319331
I probably did
Like I said one of the most stupid things
A lot of stupid things are said here
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>>5319329
Pinkie is kind of burnt-out material. No actual attempt at humor with her; just random wackiness
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>>5319343
>implying Pinkie is cute

Fixed that for yeah
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>>5319276
OH GOD MY HEART
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>>5319358

I guess you could call it a tsunday.
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>>5319348
I'd make her wear horse diapers. I'd only let her raise the sun if I'm there to watch her. I'd put her down for naps and shoo the guards out of the room. I'd read her Suess books. I'd speak to her in coos. She will be my baby.
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>>5319350
Is there a picture of that pumpkin lit up?
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>>5319320

we can only hope
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>>5319350
scootaloo is trixie's biggest and only fan
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>>5319279
This is good too. You know, I'd draw some funny stuff if I was actually funny.

And I wasn't lazy.
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>>5319343
Yeah I've noticed this.

Almost no one actually likes Pinkie's songs unless everyone starts to sing along.
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>>5319363
yeah, i know it's like "and then she farted and i liked it" or "and then we cuddled and i liked it" or "and then she ate me and i liked it" or "and then we had sex and i liked it"
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>>5319348
I'd lay her down on her back on a big pile of cushions, gently wrap her in a large fuzzy blanket and just make her feel comfortable
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>>5319324
>demonstrating that shitposting and hate doesn't always come from anons that discuss their odd pone fetishes
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>>5319415
It barely ever comes from them, from what I've seen. It's usually from the people who argue over it.
>>
I'm getting disturbingly close to buying a Rainbow Dash body pillow. I just want to hug my waifu ;_;
>>
One day you're going to die knowing you lived through this stupid shit, how does that make you feel?
>>
Your favorite pony just tooted.
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>>5319324
>perpetually posting this

It's the second time I've posted in, Nathan. But I'm glad you're so butthurt over it that you need to exaggerate it.
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>>5319415

>no u

You're not presenting any evidence to suggest that all this shit is beneficial.
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>>5319432
The same way I feel about all the other shit I lived through
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>>5319343
nachos pls go
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>>5318311
im fucking hyped.

if i had a pair of tiny orange wings they'd be buzzing like a hummingbirds.
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>>5319292
>I like a fap as much as the next guy but I don't feel fulfilled or happy afterwards.

what

why would you masturbate if it doesn't make you happy?
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>>5319432
Neutral.
There are worse things to waste years of my life on.
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>>5319432
I lived through the Macarena, what's one more stupid thing?
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>>5319431
You could just get a blank one

Much less embaressing
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>>5319441
He's saying he feels guilty afterwards.

Cause god kills kittens, and other assorted christian conservative bullshit.
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>>5319440
Do you think it'd hurt to have Scootaloo buzz her wings on your nose?
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What power would Pinkie get from eating you?
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>>5319432
Great
In the two years I have spent here you guys a;ways entertained me and made me smile.
I think all of you are great people and enjoyed spending time here
I loved the show, it also made me happy on so many occasions.

This is a period of my life that I will remember with a smile on my face
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>>5319457

God hates MLPG.
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>>5319463
Laziness.
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>>5319441
He does it because he feels like he has a social obligation to do it, but afterwords he feels like Applebloom will no longer love him.
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So how edgy is King Sombra going to be?

edgy?

2edgy4you?

so edgy it will cut your eyes?

edgier than all the black and red OC alicorns combined?
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>>5319463
I'm rather decent at drawing and programming.

I guess it'd be a 50/50.
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>>5319463
None.
I'm practically a Waddle Dee.
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>>5319462
nah it'd probably just make you sneeze
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>>5319463
Not having a cutiemark
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>>5319463
Depression and a lack of motivation

Would effectively kill her
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>>5319437
>that all this shit is beneficial
Of course not. Anything in excess will get stale and boring after a while. All I said is that you don't have to be on some 'side' to spew hate and shitposts all throughout the general.

The porn isn't really the problem here. It's the shitposters.
>>
On one hand: Once S3 starts all the fetishfags will run away looking for better places to ERP, giving some place to show discussion.

On the other hand: We'll probably have retarded/autistic discussions like the Trixie one of today because these threads are full of shtiposters.

It's all over...
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>>5319320
>meghan mccarthy
>grimderp villain
>cuntdance
.skyla
>twilight alicorn
sure
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>>5319465
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>>5319484
can I hug you?
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>>5319480
Sombrero is going to have a rich Spanish accent and his theme will be flamenco and he will be rakishly devilish all the time.
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>>5319477
>social obligation to fap
Suddenly Equestria is filled with propoganda posters:

DONATE TO THE CAUSE
OR IT WILL BE TAKEN FROM YOU
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I want fresh blood. Fresh, non stubborn, non ignorant, smart, useful blood.
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>>5319480
If he has o be edgy have him extreamy edgy
The last two options are great

An attribute exaggerated to extremes can be very funny can be funny.
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>>5319504
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>>5319432
It'll be interesting to look back on this in a few years when the next unexpected big thing happened. The history of this shows success is interesting.
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>>5319480
Just like NMM.
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>>5319509
I'm pretty new. What do you want me to do?
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>>5319505
Nah.
Handshakes are fine, though.
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>>5319507
Redheart's going mad with power!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Oyza3bGxHs
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>>5319498
Just wait till the episodes come and engage in jolly co-op to watch the episodes. Don't care about the thread when it's doing a shitty job.
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>>5319504
>>5319520
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>>5319431
get one of these instead
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>>5319495

>porn isn't the problem

Doesn't matter who you think is more of a shitposter, porn is inherently shitposting.
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>>5319498
>>5319501

There is no hope?
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You guys are whelming.
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>>5319550
Once-y is so cute.
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>>5319554
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>>5319530
You missed the non stubborn, non ignorant, smart, useful blood part
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>>5319553

I'm willing to bet money someone will buy this and try to fuck it.
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>>5319563
That's diculous!
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>>5319550
That sexless manwoman is so creepy.
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>>5319554
>no fun allowed
>stop liking what I don't like
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>>5319480
Why do people keep drawing him like this? I though all we know is that he's a cloud of darkness or whatever.
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>>5319582
But the human's okay, right?
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>>5319554
why? just because you don't like fapping to things posted here, it doesn't mean others don't and that they're any worse for doing so
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>>5319576
Someone posted about that yesterday if I recall right.
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>reddit named him "second place"
ahahahaha
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>>5319592
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>>5319501
>grimderp villain
Who hasn't had any real airtime beyond his nifty intro scene
>cuntdance
Who had a pretty bitching song and was written into the episode well considering the hamfisted push from marketing to get her into an episode.
>skyla
Which we have no confirmation of whatsoever beyond her toy. If she does appear, I will fully expect to see Applejack drive around in her pickup with the cardboard Twily in back
>Twilight Alicorn
Which is confirmed to happen at some point, but we have no context.

I got nothing of Meghan McCarthy, though.
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>>5319533
>go in for a check-up
>Redheart checks her records
>"Hmm... seems you've missed the few last donation drives."
>manacles spring out of your chair
>Redheart wheels in the milker
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>>5319571
>>5319588
>>5319594
Like clockwork, shitposters come out of the woodwork.
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>>5319590
Nightmare Moon could turn into mist.
Sombra will prolly do the same too.
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>>5319598
>him

Sombrero?
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>>5319365
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Finished that request, I guess.
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>>5319554
nachos pls go
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>>5319594
>just because you don't like fapping to things posted here

Don't get carried away.

He's not just a shit poster. He's a hypocrite.
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>>5319574
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>>5319612
They look pretty happy to be submerged.
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>>5319588
technically it isn't allowed.
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*toot*
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>>5319615
That lil' changeling holding Cheese's mane is cute.

Nice work.
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My laptop has fucked itself once more. I'm on my dad's computer right now, so I won't be able to draw for you guys for at least a week or two.
I still remember that request for Sweetie riding Rarity and trying to lasso Opal, though.
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>>5319612
STRAM
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>>5319612
Francis looks too much like Sethisto.
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>>5319590

because this
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>>5319615
>that Chrysalis
>those pigtails

mega unf
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>>5319604
>Which we have no confirmation of whatsoever beyond her toy.
I remember EXACT the same words about Cadence,
>Which is confirmed to happen at some point, but we have no context.
see above
>Who hasn't had any real airtime beyond his nifty intro scene
Simply compare him to Discord or NMM/Chrysalis. Not even close by the edgyness.
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>>5319607
>It's got new parts you've never even seen before
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>>5319598
>REDDIT
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>>5319624
at least Meghan doesnt look like such a coked out whore
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Imma draw some ponyporn, just because of this one guy.

What draw?
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>>5319666
RARIÄT
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>>5319612
you know i've never seen mitm
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>>5319666
Pink Butt.
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>>5319604
>If she does appear, I will fully expect to see Applejack drive around in her pickup with the cardboard Twily in back
I really want that truck to appear, for some reason.
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>>5319640
Aw man!

Hope it gets better soon.
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>>5319666

Yeah, stick it to the man, man.
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>>5319648
I have to say you are a great shitposter, forcing the same shit since the end of s2.
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>>5319640
i was worried you had forgotten

im glad youre still alive
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>>5319666
Sweetie Belts
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>>5319611
>>5319598
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>>5319612
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>>5319666
YOU SHOW HIM WHO'S THE BOSS, SATAN!
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>>5319550
doesn't even look like you can fit much in there
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>>5319666

Fluttershy as a dragon fucking a 1967 VW Micro bus with a bunch of critters getting high and sexing inside.
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>>5319604
>Which is confirmed to happen at some point, but we have no context.

How is it confirmed beyond toys?
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>>5319648
So, if all you saw of Discord was his lightning striking, reeling back laughing scene, you'd think that he was totally going to be the villain that John DeLancie played him as?

Or how about that fiery intro for Chrysalis? You get that and nothing else. Would you think she'd be the villain she turned out to be?

I think they're going to have fun with this guy. He's probably going to be an arrogant dick.
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>>5319666
fluttershy hoof-spanking dash
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>>5319612
Sometimes, I think I'm the only person that liked this show.
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>>5319624
why does meghan wear that pink stripe in her hair
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>>5319710
He wants to draw porn, not a typical day in the life of Fluttershy.
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>>5319666
zoe from littlest pet shop with sweetiebelle and/or twilight
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>>5319689
>>5319640
but actually im leaving Monday for the Army's BCT, so please save it and ill ask you to repost it around Dec 18th
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>>5319626

yep, just like us, except that we are submerging in piss
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>>5319698
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>>5319640
I'm in constant fear that something like that is going to happen to my main computer or tablet soon. Both are feelin' a bit wonky when I draw.
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>>5319723
You probably are, I'm more excited about the fanfics I'm reading than season 3.
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>>5319717
What.
I'm sorry, is that post supposed to make any sense? Sentenal, if it is you, please rephrase it, I wan t to answer but I don't know how.
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Huh... >>5319674
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>>5319558
Isn't there?
I don't know anon. All I know is that hope dies last and is usually very resilient.

But of course I can be wrong. But you know what's great? You know why I still think it will be fun?

Because new ponies. It can be great. And from what we have seen from S3 and what we know from past seasons is that the ones making the show are very talented people.
It has a great chance to be good.

We'll have new things to talk about. We'll have new subjects to discuss.

The threads aren't awfull because ERP and so on. We don't only talk about fetishes because that's the only reason people come here.

We discuss them because we already discussed everything in the show. And most people know this. And that's why none of them bother posting show discussing topics.

But I think they are wrong. We can always discuss past things again. We can always start a topic and if ignored use some tricks to make it more evident.

Sometimes all is needed is a good post that can shine, that can be seen by others. And while this is possible now the new season will make them shine more.

But who knows, everything can go wrong just like that. But if we spent time only worring about mays and coulds and so on we'd never do anything, would we?

Just have fun Anon. Have fun with ponies as this is the purpose of this place.
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>>5319732
I'll try to remember to be here that day.
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>>5319723

you are kidding, right?
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>>5319702
use the force, luke
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>>5319650
>"I don't know how to best stimulate your kind, so I threw in a few options"
Would you beg her to stop?
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>>5319698
i love how for the first hour or two after the episode its basically arguing over how worthless a particular pony of the Mane 6 is if she under-performed in the episode and then her white knights defending her honor
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>>5319716
Mostly just toys... but... I mean, they got the artwork and everything. If it was just those half-ass plush toys that Hasbro pumps out, I wouldn't have thought anything of it.

The vector on that one poster has me thinking twice...
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When was the last time you spoke to your parents?
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>>5319698

we files names now
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>>5319644
That's based on what though? Something canon? Sorry, I've missed quite a few things in MLPG.
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>>5319749
I think he's trying to say: don't judge a book by its cover.
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>>5319771
this morning

and it was stupid
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>>5319771
sunday
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>>5319771
Bout three hours ago
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>>5319755
I don't care if it's brony pandering, I'd love to see more Derpy.
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>>5319756
>spacing out every sentence
not reading on principle
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>>5319771
i speak to them every night in my prayers
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>>5319771
>unrelated topic
>unrelated pony picture

I'm glad /b/read is gone.
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>>5319771
a minute ago
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>>5319757
well not that particular day, im off for two weeks around Christmas

it sucks i have to miss so many of the episode days, but im going to have like 6 or 8 episodes ready to watch when I get back
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>>5319771

2 hrs ago, mom made hambogas and I need to fix the generator for my dad.
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>>5319771
I don't have any parents
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>>5318556
>canon with tf prime

Liar! I dont believe it!
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>>5319771
Why is Cherilee all grungy?
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>>5319749
Which part didn't make sense? You did watch the show, right?

All of the villains that we've seen previously have pretty dramatic intros. If at all anything, all we saw of Sombra was his dramatic 'reveal' to the other ponies. Every villain has that over-the-top kind of intro.

Again, DYEWTS?
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is pinkie cute or annoying
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>>5319797
>praying to someone other than the Lord our god

You must be wunna them Cath-o-lick types
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>>5319777
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>>5319822
She's 90's Cheerilee

In stores now.
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>>5319755

it's for a fan project
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>>5319765
I don't suppose I can just calmly reason my way out of this and we'll enjoy a nice laugh together and I'll be on my way?
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>>5319798
Sounds like somebody is grumpy that they don't have parents.
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Hey assholes, stop watching shows for little girls.
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>>5319791
Why does every little thing have to be brony pandering?

Why can't background characters get some air time without it being some sort of nod to the fanbase?
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WHAT WOULD YOU WANT TO LEARN FROM HER

BESIDES SEX
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>>5319832
Both.
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>>5317950
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>>5319836
this is disturbingly accurate
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>>5319850
Because in S2 most of the time there was fandom pandering.
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>>5319832
Pinkie is cute.
Impossibly so.
She's so cute it makes me sad.
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>>5319832
Why do they always pick on Navi, when that fucking cricket in Okami is way more annoying. Hell, Navi doesn't even interrupt the game that much, but that cricket will at whatever chance he gets.
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>>5319850
Because Derpy is entirely a product of the fanbase?
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>>5319832
A little of column A a little of column B

She's a nice pony so I dont mind
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>>5319836
>normalfag

Whoa, get a load of this abelist neurotypical.
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Image server being slow for anyone else?
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>>5319850
Because most people are faggots and see everything as something negative
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>>5319823
Discord's been the really only good villain though; Chrysalis only had a great song and a fairly good design, her character was flat as hell.

And anyone who saw TNG would know that a de Lancie voiced character would be good beforehand, regardless of his intro.
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>>5319856
I don't care how retarded it is it's still a better discussion than what do I do with my parents.
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>>5319683
>implying you're a man
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>>5319847
>/a/
Hey assholes, stop watching shows for little girls.
>/g/
Hey assholes, stop using technology for little girls.
>/v/
Hey assholes, stop playing video games for little girls.
>/jp/
Hey assholes, stop being little girls.
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>>5319836
Actually it's more like the other way around
Everyone is chill
And the normal fag is naked and causing a disturbance
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>>5319872
>entirely a product of the fan base
>despite being in the first episode

brony newfag, please go
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>>5319823
Discord had very dramatic intro? I honestly was giggling since I saw him, his design and squee'd when heard his voice.

Chrysalis had no preview clip and I can't remember if NMM had one already. But none of them stroke me as grimderp shit as Sombrero.

>>5319780
But cover there exist for a reason, anon. I did judge Discord by "his cover" back then and I was right.
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>>5319851
theres always a picture of Saturn or some other planet on their chalkboard

i want to learn that, it seems very important if shes always teaching it
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>>5319893
If /jp/ is little girls then aren't we little ponies?
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>>5319867
>She's so cute it makes me sad.

I think things are getting out of hand
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>>5319898

Of course fetishfags are going to be chill amongst themselves, the thread is full of them.
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>>5319851
sex and C++
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>>5319893
But those thing aren't aimed for 6 year old girls

>responding to ancient pasta

How new can you be
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>>5319392
>literal fans
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>>5319911
He's so kawaii and I try so hard to make him squee
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>>5319911
>I squee'd when heard his voice
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>>5319925
What about sex++
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>>5319762
I tired talking about it on /tv/ once and the thread went to shit pretty fast.
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>>5319926
>what is an obvious joke
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>>5319724
I like it
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>>5319918
Little ponies who are girls
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>>5319920
You don't have to tell me that.
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>>5319893
actually for /g/ it should be

>/g/
Hey assholes, stop posting pictures of little girls.

They sure love their loli on /g/
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>>5319918
Why is Sleepy upset?

You can use it to make relaxing tea
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>>5319844
I guess you could try and explain to her how human genetic material is incompatible with pony genetic material, but that would probably encourage her to experiment

Trying to charm your way out would result in her undoing her hair, dimming the lights, putting on some music, and giving you the "manual service"
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>>5319937
is it better than java?
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>not wanting to be the little mare
>not wanting to wear a pretty dress
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>>5319941
an obvious joke inside an obvious joke. how clever.
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>>5319836

were doing this

were making this happen
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>>5319741
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>>5319971
That depends entirely on your performance.
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>>5319962
>tea
>relaxing
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>>5319971

>better than java
>better
>than java

Do you hear yourself?
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So why haven't you bought a large lizzard as a masturbation tool? It's far better than a flesh light. Just put on some pone sounds and you're good to go!
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>>5319975
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what the shit

http://bronyetiquette.tumblr.com/
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>>5319988
You can't hear text stupid
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>>5319987
I would put up with a pony with the shits
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>>5319963
>the "manual service"

Is that where she reads me the instructions on how to operate the manacles? It is, right? Right?
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>>5319780

The problem in this case is that the cover makes up for a good part o the book
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>>5319741
That's so accurate it's scary

Both realized that Rarity is bet pony and stopped fighting
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>>5319995
i'm not familiar with the type of thing i'm seeing
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>>5319973
>Little mare

Ok, listen up

>Mare = female horse of breeding age
>Filly = female horse too young to breed
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>>5319995
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>5319995
Because they don't have any breasts upon which I may suckle.
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>>5320021
>>5320028
don't you want to have sex with a gator
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>>5320023
Well, I can only speak for myself, but I would like to be a female horse of breeding age, but smaller than average.
A pretty little mare.
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>that feel when really fucking sleepy but want to keep posting
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>>5320021
It's someone fucking a gator mate.
Standard thing
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>>5319987
Just a little chamomile wit ha squirt of lemon

Would that just be super with a warm blanket?
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>>5319995
But I have a large human as a masturbation tool
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>>5320023

>mare
>female horse
>little
>my little pone
>little mare

I see nothing wrong with this you fucking sperg.
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>>5320021
You're seeing Dinofag and his bestiality fetish
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>>5319988
>implying Java is any good
How are those memory leaks and excessive CPU loads working out for you?
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>>5319999
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>>5320002
But I like characters
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>>5320053
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>>5320063
Oh jesus his jaw is broken
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>>5320002
>Just because you and someone else like My Little Pony doesn’t necessarily mean you have anything else in common.

I do admit that some of those things have their merits, but as an idea for a tumblr it's still stupid.
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>>5320002
It's not bad at all.
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>>5320040
Its Friday

Lets wreck shit up!
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>>5320015
Technically the manual service is whatever you want it to be ~
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>>5320079
How much should I drink?
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>>5319912
There was an interesting thread in the piss last week debating whether the Equestrian star system was geocentric or heliocentric. Someone posted this image, which suggests a heliocentric system but also suggests that the ringed gas giant occupies an orbit inside that of Pony Earth.

That or it's a rocky planet that was once home to an advanced civilization, and the rings are debris fields from war-destroyed satellites.
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>>5320070
>definition of irony
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>>5320079
ralph pls
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>>5320040
go to bed anon
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>>5320073
Yeah, it makes sense, like 1984.
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>>5319999

>you will never get an indecipherable letter from Tabitha
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>>5320053
HOLY FUCK REALLY?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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>>5319995
Isn't that a male?
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>>5320002
Please dont tell me this stuff needs to be explained to people.
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>>5320058
When did that happen again?
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>>5320101
Yes
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>>5320085
See this is where we disagree.
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>>5320053
Its good not to get hung up over those things, but it is clearly bad when you sloppily shoehorn characters in. But its Hasbro, so we have to deal
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>>5320085
OH MY GOD THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN FANTASY AND REALITY
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>>5320085
on the contrary

i think by most measures, cartoon ponies are more important than the vast majority of people
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>>5320085
But only my waifu understands me.
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>>5320104
Apparrently some people here might find it useful.
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>>5320085
There are more people who care about a specific cartoon pony than there are who care about specific real people.
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>>5320085
There are quite a few people in my life I would put second to fictional pony
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>>5320002
I find this cute and some of the things posted are right.
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>>5320083
I kinda liked the idea of Equestria being a, what's it called, bottle universe. Luna, Celestia, and Discord were the MCPs of the bottle, and Discord (who was in charge of improbability) went haywire (how improbable.).
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Is the only source of what King Sombra looks like that single tiny profile thumbnail? Is it feasible that he could look totally different and they were intentionally misleading us?
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>>5320083

what if an asteriod is about to destroy Equestria?
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>>5320130
my nigga

I like a cartoon pony more than I like you, no offense
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>>5320131
Yeah a lot are

But some are so ridiculously obvious its seems comical to have them. Its like saying water is wet
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>>5320156
Water ISN'T wet
It makes other things wet
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>>5320149
To be fair, we know nothing about one another. But we know pony fairly well, so it make sense to like them more
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>>5320140
It's the thumbnail and how his smoke cloud thing looks in that intro scene. It's got the same eyes and everything.
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>>5320162
But my original judgment was right on this one.
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>>5320162
Agreed.
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>>5320083
Wasn't there a sculpture or something that showed a solar system or something like that/.
Also since Celestia and before that Unicorns move the sun a Heliocentric universe is unlikely

Maybe it;s both tough
Celestia and Luna make the sun orbit Equestria while the other planets orbit the sun.

Wasn't there a sculpture or statue or something like a Solar system in an episodes?
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>>5320164
Liquids are wet. They are ALL wet

That makes them liquid
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>>5320162
Why not? I've been right so far.
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>>5320162

fuck you, i can judge their design
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>>5320162
THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING
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>>5320162
But that's wrong.
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>>5320143
They create a bouncy shield, or move Equestria out of the way
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>>5320143
>It coming in
>All of ponyville cowers, hugs loved ones good bye and waits for the end
>It hits the ground.....and stops
>Celestia caught it
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>>5319912

It's probably a representation of hydrogen.

Maxwell's equations are on Cheerilee's chalkboard, and they're some pretty advanced stuff. Pones must be hyperintelligent to be teaching such things to their children.
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>>5320196
>move a country out of the way

And the non-pony lands are left to die?

Harsh.

No wonder none of the other races respect ponies.
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>>5320184
what about a dry wine.

CHECK and MATE.
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>>5320162
This is true, but the fact she was even there to begin with and how she was introduced kinda trumps it
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>>5320204
But right before that.....
Everyone has accepted their fate. Waiting to die. I like that kind of stuff.
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>>5320179
Wouldn't that be dangerous? Increase the chance of other planets colliding with their planet?
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>>5320226
ahahhaahah

the fact that this has to be said...

ahahahahahhahaahahhaaah
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>>5320204
Minus sucked the first time around.
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>>5320207
And yet, they cant deduced the identity of one masked hero.
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>>5320226

But what happens when fanon becomes canon Gypsy Pinkie
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Is it true Glitter Glue hates anime? Especially Moe "cute girls" shit?

Uh... he knows he's been making fan art for MLP right?
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>>5320162
>Everyone from mLPG judged Discord before saw two-parter of s02
>they were excited as fuck and thouhgt he will be awesome
>they were right

>bronies didn't like discord
>they wanted grimderp villain
>they thought discord will suck and grimderp faggot is what show needs
>they were wrong

>s03, same shit all over
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>>5320207
>They're hyperintelligent that the advanced stuff is common knowledge
I wonder how hard that test is that Twi failed.
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>>5320207
>It's probably a representation of hydrogen.

>Drawing 3d representations of atomic structures
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>>5320247
or derpy.
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>>5320226
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>>5320244
Well there were some inconsistencies
I mean it appeared that the MMDW was an alicorn. That didn't look like Celestia or Luna.

It was pretty elaborate
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>>5320249
He hates moe anime, you hate MLP. What's the big deal?
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>>5320162
but that character was just as bad as I expected
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>>5320249
>art
Oh, is that what you call it?
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>>5320256

It was a Turing test.
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>>5320214

anon, ponies only care for ponies

That's why cows, pigs and sheeps are slaves

Mules and donkeys are lower class citizens and griffons have their own kingdom.
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>>5320274
Fuck me I laughed hard
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>>5320162
>>5320162
>>5320162
>>5320162
>>5320162
>>5320162
>>5320162
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>>5320273
Dash's scrunches are pretty weak
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>>5320253
>bronies didn't like discord
Really? The average EqD commenter seems fine with him.
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>>5320253
Same shit?

But nobody likes Donut Steel.
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>>5320272
I don't know. I had a terrible attitude about Cadance beforehand. She ended up surprising me by being bland and bereft of character as opposed to downright awful.
As a result, I felt pretty good about the finale. If I had been optimistic, I would have been disappointed.
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>>5320271
>He hates moe anime, you hate MLP. What's the big deal?

MLP is Western Moe. I don't actually like moe too much, but I can see the resemblences. There's differences too.

>>5320273

Yes. And speaking of GG, where has he been lately?
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>>5320234
They can move Stars
I'm sure that if something almost collides with them they'll just change it's trajectory
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>>5320310
He ran out of brony money so he disappeared
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http://bronyetiquette.tumblr.com/post/26874768573/text-reads-dont-make-up-cruel-names-for

>mfw I was the guy who named her like that the thread this episode aired

Oh god I'm a bad broney.
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>>5320303
They posted their own concept for a jet black and red edgy as fuck design and were disappointed when it was nothing like him.
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>>5320253

To be fair, when we found out it was Q we had good reason to be optimistic. This time around all we know is he has shadow powers and looks like OC.
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>>5320253
I wasn't that excited about him, and I didn't like Delancie's voice work

Still don't
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>>5320296
Dash is pretty weak period
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>>5320320
>mfw
>mfw
>mfw
>mfw
>mfw
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>>5320162
You are totally right, anon, the character of that pony was much worse than her design. Even though both are damn horrible.

Agreed.
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>>5320259
>because atoms totally aren't 3d
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>>5320333
She's not a period, she's a pony.
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>>5320310
I still don't get it. Does he have to like both because they're supposedly in one category?
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>>5320320
That's half the fun!
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>>5320320
Oh fuck, I was in that thread.
It was still better than what I came up with.
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>>5320334
I do not understand what you are trying to say here.
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>>5320309
I expected her to be bland though, so I didn't feel any better when I was right.

It didn't help that the episodes seemed more concerned with her & her (equally bland) husband than the main characters of the show.
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Daily reminder that season 3 is the last season. We might get a movie but that's it.
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>>5320318
>He ran out of brony money so he disappeared

More like Questor money. I think they paid him mostly for that. And then he only sorta did it. Part time, I wouldn't call that "Full Time" as promised. Is he going to ask for more money before continuing?

>>5320348

It's hypocritical. Duh.
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>>5320305
That is the point? MLPG will be correct again. It just few faggots who shitpost and go against the current
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>>5320334
>yfw
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>>5320331

>not liking DeLancie
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>>5320358
He probably believes you have to post a picture to say >mfw
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>>5320358
He's trying desperately to look cool by pretending >mfw is out of style.
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>>5320320
>I’m not a big fan of the name personally because it’s just a naming-after-cutiemark thing

yeah fuck applejack
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>>5320361
Finally I'll be free
>>
Your favorite pony just unleashed 2 very spooky toots
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>>5320353
What was it?
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>>5320249

No. GG thinks all anime is Moe and hates it for that reason. He's an idiot and has already pre-judged all of anime because of moe.
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>>5320207
That's not Maxwell's equations.

That is not a representation of a hydrogen atom

those things have nothing to do with each other
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>>5320361
Anon no offense but I think you have brain problems
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>>5320341
But its asinine! Something that small could only be represented by arbitrary symbols. Trying to artistically spin some semblance of three dimensions to show an atom is completely pointless
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>>5320320
>dont make up names to insult fictional characters

Oh wow. Really?
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>>5320370
What do you mean MLPG will be correct? Am I wrong in thinking that even the bronies don't like Donut Steel?
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>>5320365
Arguably hypocritical would be if he made fun of some bizarro Weaver that makes fanart of moe anime.
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>>5320373
the whole "mincing homosexual villain" was played out in the 60s

He should have left that there.
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>>5320361
>>5320402

I'm pretty sure the original intention was to have S3 as the last season. And then just run the series in re-runs forever. But then Hasbro saw some marketing chances and will likely continue it.
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>>5320388
>want to tell anon to stop doing this
>telling him to stop doing it will incentivise him to do it even more

I hate the internet sometimes.
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>>5320361
Better to end it now before the quality goes down significantly
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>>5320413
>bronies
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>>5320253

Hey, at least Discord has an interesting design.
King Sombra looks kinda generic and edgy.
And to be honest i didn't like Discord when i first saw some images of him(not the preview), but i changed my mind pretty quickly.
So far i still don't like what we've seen of King Sombra.
>>
I haven't visited in a while so I thought I'd post the largest image in my folder for you guys.

http://www.mediafire.com/view/?pshdz1ja1fs56j5
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>>5320423
I was ok with the two first sentences
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>>5320419
>Q
>mincing and/or homosexual

pls stop
>>
I just grabbed a fly out of the air with my bare hand.

What have YOU accomplished today, MLPG?
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>>5320423
Let me try to communicate to you something about feminism. Valerie Solanas was a woman known for two things:

1. Self-published a book that urged women to violently overthrow the government and wipe out all males.

2. Attempted to assassinate famous artist Andy Warhol with the only motive of gaining fame so someone would produce her play, "Up Your Ass". After wounding Warhol and failing to kill him, his manager, and a bystanding art critic, she was sentenced to 3 years in prison and diagnosed with paranoid schizophrenia. She spent the rest of her life being repeatedly re-arrested, imprisoned, then released for stalking Warhol.

History remembers her thusly:
- "the first outstanding champion of women's rights" "a 'heroine' of the feminist movement" - President Ti-Grace Atkinson, National Organization for Women
- "one of the most important spokeswomen of the feminist movement." - Florynce Kennedy
- "[t]he feminist movement would not have happened without Valerie Solanas." - Catherine Lord

Do you see now? Even if you are literally an insane assassin who spends her entire life as a whore* or prisoner, you will be worshiped if you yell "death to men".

*She was a career prostitute to support herself in spite of her degree in psychology.
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>>5320403
It's a sphere, anon.

Ground state hydrogen atoms are spheres. That's how chemists and physicists both represent them.
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>>5320423
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>>5320419

>mincing homosexual villain

You're thinking of Garak, anon.
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>>5320419
>mincing homosexual villain

wut
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>>5320423
It's sad that they try and use Lauren Faust's brand of feminism to justify PT/Yamino style feminism
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>>5320426
There isn't enough r34 of Discord for me
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>>5320421
They would have still made movies and DVD specials even if the show didn't have that big of a success

Look at G3 and G3.5
It didn't do that great and yet it received like 4 or 5 DVDs with specials/movies after the show ended
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>>5320388
Spooky toots?

Did a goblin shoot out or something?
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>>5320440
I was in a parade where it's socially acceptable to pelt strangers with hard candy!
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>>5320423
Are fans of the show really upset with the way female characters are presented in it???
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>>5320423
So, female ponies have the right to vote? In their tyrannical monarchy?
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>not letting Mama Chrysalis make your mind and body nice and gooey
>not knowing all purpose lies with the hive
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>>5320440
I edged for about 4 hours playing CoC and ended up ejaculating for 10 seconds straight.
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>>5320341

>atoms
>3D

FUN FACT: If the nucleus of hydrogen was the size of a pencil eraser in the center of Dodger Stadium, the electron would be located somewhere in the outermost bleachers.

It's for all intents and purpose a point.
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>>5320423

>the show is feminist

>that's a good thing
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>>5320448
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>>5320466
u mad?
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>>5320473
GOOD GOD, IT'S BEEN SO LONG.
I'D ALMOST FORGOTTEN.
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>>5320466
not true my fanfics explain how my otp is most canon and how it would work
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>>5320423
There's feminism and there's FEMINISM

It's all about your attitude and approach. This is true of just about everything
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>>5320482

/v/ please go.

The show is feminist. That's fine. It just means the characters are written as more dynamic than usual in girl cartoons.
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/pol/ pls
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>>5320480
yet the electron cloud is a complex three dimensional shape, especially the outer orbitals.
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>>5320466
Im-fucking-plying.
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>>5320320
>>5320320
>>5320320
AHAHAHHAHAAHA
AAAHHAA

Pathetic bitch
>please do what I like you to do
>be nice
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>>5320448
See: Lost in Space, Diamonds are Forever, Scar from the Lion King, plenty of other examples
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>>5320505
Bang bang...
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>>5320497
>>5320496
This. The show IS feminist, but it's the right kind of feminist.
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>>5320480
Fun fact, an atom is more than the nucleus.

>what are orbitals?
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>>5320505
>Scar

Jesus christ, dig deeper
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>>5320440
Shaved my pubes without nicking anything
>mfw realizing that I actually have a pretty big dick now that there isn't inches of curly-ass hair covering the bottom inch and a half
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>>5320442
I never understood how shooting someone like Warhol could be even remotely seen as something that would advance women's rights. That alone should invalidate anything the woman wrote.
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>>5320488
Forgotten what?
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>>5320517
I completely agree.
I would want my daughters to see this show.
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Ok, last one.
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>>5319851
Cheerilee is still my favorite pony.

It's a shame she'll never appear on screen ever again.

To die without leaving a corpse... That is the way of we Garo.
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>>5320442

>Not linking to the manifesto so they can see Solanas' batshit insanity in all its glory.

This woman's level of misandry makes PT and Yamino look like giggly, flirty teenagers.
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>>5320466
>may
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>>5320524
pics?
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>>5320519
Gayer than Braeburned.

I hate to use the word "trope," but...
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>>5320537
Now this one is just fucking stupid.
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>>5320543
>>5320442

http://www.womynkind.org/scum.htm

>forgetting to post the link
>in a post saying "you should have posted the link."

I'm sorry, Anonymous.
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>>5320505
Just because a villain is hammy and maybe a bit flamboyant doesnt necessarily mean they're homosexual
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>>5320535
My shameful fantasies of domination/mind control/transformation/everything Chrysalis represents.
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>>5320525
She told a play producer the morning of the shooting that she planned to kill Warhol so that she would become famous so that the play producer would have to produce her play.

I know that this is illogical, but remember that she was also literally diagnosed with a serious mental disorder.
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>>5320537
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>>5320537
>insulted a lot of people
Does Yamino count as two people now?
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When Dash gets her ass whupped at being fast by that new pony and has to come up with a new thing to be good at, what will she do?

Crying is not a skill, think again.
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>>5320537
Yamino's feelings arent real. They're about as real as those of the Muslims when they are riled up against a video featuring Mohammad or something. They're artificial, manufactured for a purpose.
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>>5320537
If you don't have the disability Derpy had (whatever that's supposed to be, retardation I guess), you have no reason to be insulted and are only doing it to gain attention/feel better about yourself.
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>>5320497
>>5320517
>>5320496

gee fine, sorry ok

i was thinking about the extreme feminists
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PULL OVA DAT ASS TOO FAT
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>>5320557
You know.... I wouldn't mind a Pinkie brain slug.
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>>5320536
The good kind of feminism is where you're elevating women by their own merits, not by closing the gap of the sexes by trying to cut men down
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>>5320537
Derpy is offensive guys. Everyone stop.
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>>5320560
She really is a good horse for such things
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>>5320505
But nothing about Discord really suggests that unless you like to think of him that way.
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>>5320518

I know the valence electrons can be excited to higher energy orbitals, but I didn't know that also corresponded to an increase in size please I'm only in my first year of physics
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>>5320548
Hahahaha, jesus christ no
I like you people too much to do something as terrible as post my dick

just took a ruler to it though, half a hair over 18cm
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>>5320595
>BIG FUCKIN' WATERMARK
REAL FUCKIN' TALK
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>>5320423
>>5320423
>take away my autisim
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>>5320575
Derpy has no disability, apart from crossed eyes.
Derp is a term associated with lame slapstick. Physical comedy. A cross-eyed, clumsy character is the perfect representation of this.
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>>5320557
Whats that song from classic Looney Tunes and such where they're on a conveyor line and its really brassy sounding?
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>>5320555
I'm sorry but I can't understand what you're saying unless you say it in ugly colored text imposed over a vaguely related FiM screencap.
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>>5320537

interesting how the word derp has never been an issue before that
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>>5320592
That part of her gets glossed over in favor of her cheeselegs
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>>5320595
I am going to fap to this
what am I doing with my life
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>>5320585
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>>5320616
The Powerhouse
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Let's list things that are better than MLP:FiM. I'll start:

>Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind (comic and movie)
>Berserk (comic only)
>Venture Brothers
>Millennium Actress
>Drive
>Perfect Blue
>Paprika
>RoboCop
>Watchmen (comic only)
>The Third Man
>The Thing (1982)
>The Artist (2011)
>Batman: The Animated Series
>Batman: The Brave and the Bold

That's just a quick purview of my external HDD.
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>>5320575

And if you HAVE a disability, but still aren't offended by it, then it pretty much invalidates the point further.

I have a tl;dr screencap of an Aspie revealing his brain-problem and using it to fuckrape someone's argument that "Derp" is inherently a slur against the retarded somewhere.
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>>5320537
>feelings are more important than something

Incorrect.
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>>5320628
A shame
She has such pretty eyes
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>>5320606
>you will never be above average or better at anything
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>>5320634
Weeaboo.
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>>5320614
But it insults people with Strabismus you cisgendered neurotypical scum.
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>>5320561
I know, that's why I'm saying it's bizarre that she's been turned into a hero of the movement. The shooting alone should make her a villain in anyone's eyes (since it clearly had no justifiable motivation), and the fact that she was mentally ill makes me wonder why her writings are examined seriously at all.
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>>5320614
Didn't the whole term of "derp" as we know it on the internet get srtarted from the south park Rob Schnider bit?
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>>5320621
South Park is ablelist

Why hasn't Rob Schnieder sued Matt and Trey for treason yet
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>>5320630
This gives me an erection. Especially the last post.
I have a problem.
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>>5320634
let's talk about something engaging and constructive instead.
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>>5320579
Extreme anything is always bad, usually
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>>5320634

Those are all good things, anon.

But this is a place for pony.
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>>5320442
>>5320554

Valerie Solanas was a crazy person. Why are you bringing her up?
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>>5320655
>makes me wonder why her writings were examined seriously at all

To discredit feminism
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>>5320634
Why
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>>5320660
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>>5320657
>I get royalty. That makes me a princess
Best fucking thing in the picture
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>>5320657
Yes. Baseketball before that.
It was created as kind of a "sound" by Trey Parker to represent broad humor.
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>>5320668
I don't know man, the word nope is pretty hot
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>>5320569
>Dash gets her ass whupped at being fast
IMPOSIBRU!
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>>5320537
No one's feeling were hurt.

Except mine when they edited it. But obviously my feelings don't matter.
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>>5320669
>>5320672
>>5320676

Useful because it puts the show in pespective. Kinda good, but there's way better stuff out there.
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>>5320674
Hahaha.
The commentary for that episode is funny. They actually read her book.
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>>5320631
>The Powerhouse
THANK YOU

Been driving me crazy forever
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>>5320569
being fat
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>>5320660
>>5320684
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>>5320537
Implying that Derpy is retarded and that being retarded is a negative thing is ableist
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>>5320487
>>5320502
Sorry if you can't handle the truth.
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>>5320704
Nobody cares
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>>5320687
>created
>minor variation on "duuurrr" or "doyyy" that people used to imitate retards for generations
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>>5320614

Derpy has a disability. It's called being a very ugly pony.
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>>5320696
nope

scum
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>>5320704
yeah
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>>5320726
Yes, so they created a minor variation. What's up your ass?
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>>5320704
That's subjective tough
Some people may think that the things you listed are shit.

It's all about taste anon

But this place is about ponies and their show so it doesn't matter anyway
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goodnight MLPG
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>>5320726
Derp, specifically, with the P, was only ever applied to physical comedy.
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>>5320694

>other pone has lightning squiggle tail

Ever heard the term 'lighting fast'? How about 'rainbow fast'? Yeah. I thought so.
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>>5320575
She has Wall eyes occasionally and that's it. It's offensive for people to even say she has a disability at all. She's just a klutz but everyone had to get their panties in a bunch over something that wasn't even implied. Essentially, creating a problem that didn't even exist.

Yes I am still upset about this whole thing.
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>>5320744
Light is way faster than lightning, anon
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>>5320735
This is a place for ponies, not for taste.
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>>5320739
i hope your house burns down
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>>5320655
There is a certain type of person that thinks murder is okay for no reason.
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So without a contributor like GG, MLP General turns into one of the worst chat threads ever. Such mindless and pointless debates. Wake me up when S3 comes around.
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>>5320634
Better is such a broad, general term

You need to be more specific
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>>5320739
I hope you die in a house fire
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>>5320739
Oh man, I love to know when you go to bed every night.
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>>5320753
I think that's really the only thing in the history of this show or fandom that has ACTUALLY made me upset or angry.
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>>5320657
Not the Schneider bit, there was a character named 'Mr. Derp' who replaced chef for an episode.
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>>5320704
>>5320634
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>>5320757
I thought lightning was light...
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>>5320646
More corruption?
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>>5320768
You can report this for shit posting
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>>5320768
Are you retarded or just new

Normally we'd be going on about horrifying fetishes around now, at least we're talking about something tangentially related to ponies.
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>>5320779
"MY ANTICS GO STRAIGHT TO THE FUNNY BONE!"
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>>5320757

Nobody likes a know-it-all, anon.
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>>5320591
this is a good point

why are they allowed to call this guy dopey?

dope is an offensive term
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>>5320634
>comparing tv series to full-length movies

You never disappoint me with amount of autism you generate every day, MLPG.
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>>5320792
>Wings

DROPPEd
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>>5320771
>>5320761

>hating on goodnightanon

nowthat'swhaticalledgyvol6.png

>>5320739

Goodnight, goodnightanon.
>>
Have we already discussed what the Bolt-Pone's role might be? If any?
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>>5320784
>lightning
>fast compared to light
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>>5320784
then it'd probably hit a bit harder than regular lightnings do
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>>5320810
What does an autism generator look like?

Does it have pylons?
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>>5320744
Also, it's been established that it's a feat for rainbow to travel at the speed of sound, how's she going to compete with someone who can concievably move at the speed of light(ning)?

Tune in to the Hub to find out!
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>>5320798
>Normally we'd be going on about horrifying fetishes around now, at least we're talking about something tangentially related to ponies.

I've seen some people debating how atoms shoudl be visualized and some bitching about feminism.

>>5320795

I'd have to report about 75% of MLPG.
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>>5320792
God, yes.
Nothing compares.
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>>5320804
But I like Twilight and she's a know it all
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>>5320819
How is that edgy?
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>>5320792
Always more corruption
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>>5320820
Backgrounder in a song montage!
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>>5320819
>giving attention to some random poster who posts the same shit every day to be someone
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>>5320829
>I'd have to report about 75% of MLPG.
>Other people do it so it's okay if i do it!
>>
Derp implies retardation or extreme idiocy.

Derpy is retarded or very dumb. Can't even fly the birds the right way.

Discord and Q are flamboyant gay characters.

Old Disney cartoons from the 30s were not very PC and they put big lips on niggers and made women mostly useless characters waiting to be saved by princes.

Derpy was ruined by like 5 bored housewives.

Snails is also retarded. His special talent is being slow.
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>>5320805
We should sue Disney and make them edit Snow White and change that
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>>5320784
Lightning is technically a form of plasma

Fun fact: It's hotter then the surface of the sun
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>>5320818
All the changelings had wings
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>>5320820
Which one is bolt pony
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>>5320825
It looks like Futaba to me
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>>5320848
ross pls go
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>>5320848
Some of those points are correct.
Others are not.
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>>5320850
Well...is it at least faster than sound?
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>>5320837
How do you think Cheeslegs even got it in her head to pull of her whole stupid plan?
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>>5320850
what
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How does it feel knowing season 3 will make you cringe to the bone and force you to turn it off?

How does it feel to know that the autists will lap it up?
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>>5320865
What are you 8?
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>>5320865

Come back when you've finished high school, anon.
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>>5320876
>How does it feel to know that the autists will lap it up?

You mean, us?
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>>5320876
I cringe every time I watch a new episode

Especially the songs

I have to watch them multiple times for them to grow on me
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>>5320865
Do you see lightning or hear thunder first, anon?

>>5320869
Its true
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>>5320876
It makes me feel like I've been SHOT THROUGH THE HEART AND YOU'RE TO BLAME
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>>5320876
>Dash says 20% cooler every episode
>They call all the male ponies bronies
>They make shout outs to the fandom with a little annotation at the bottom that says "shoutout!"
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>>5320891
Why watch a show you don't even really like?
Why?
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>>5320876
How does it feel knowing that you are a faggot that is as worse as a normal poster from /v/?

Seriously man stop being a faggot and judging things before they are even out
>>
Do you think bronies make up more of the audience that watched Ponies more so than the little girl demographic?
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>not wanting Leonard Nimoy on the show
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>>5320634
This seems a little bit irrelevant. Are you trying to justify yourself or something?
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>>5320837
There isn't a lot of it out there
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>>5320879
>>5320883
>>5320893
yes yes, but the plasma itself, not the light it creates

jesus, stop jumping to conclusions, you jerks.
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>>5320897

>male ponies wearing fedoras and t-shirts start appearing in the background
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>>5320903

no they don't, according to the statistics
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>>5320876
Please

We all thought the end of S2 was armagedon and were presently surprised that it was more of a kick in the leg followed by a hug

What ever happened to being optimistic as fuck, MLPG?
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>>5320901
>as worse as

0/10 would not fall for
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>>5320876

>tfw I have a huge idiot grin on my face whenever new pone
>no matter how bad the episode is I can't stop grinning
>I just enjoy pone that much, it's just cute, colourful silly fun
I love watching it with you guys.
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>>5320856

The Pony with the lightning-bolt contrail from the new commercial bumper.
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>>5320904
>David Tennant
>over Wierd Al and Leonard Nimoy
>Even Gaben outranks Leonard
Look I have nothing against Tennant but come on
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Funner fact: pistol shrimp can create bubbles underwater that generate heat nearly as hot as the surface of the sun (~5000 K as opposed to ~5500 K)
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>>5320900
I don't actually dislike it, I just have anxiety about it being good that makes me afraid that it sucks every second.

I worded that wrong; I have to watch it multiple times before it's comfortable for me to watch
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>>5320913
Yes, the actual physical lightning is faster then sound. That's what thunder is, the sonic boom of it breaking the sound barrier
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>>5320928
Yep, same here.
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>/mlp/ being faster than MLPG

>>5320939
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>>5320928
Same
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>>5320897
I kinda want Dash to call someone "Bro" on the show, just to see everyone make a huge fucking deal over it
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>>5320945
B-but I was taught thunder was the shock wave caused by the superheated plasma heating the air around it and causing it to expand
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>>5320955
that art looks familiar
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>>5320931

The people voting for this are probably no older than their late teens - most of them probably don't even know who Leonard Nimoy is.
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>>5320960
Dash is a cool pony. I want to be friends with her. Some people think she's a dick, but I think she would be cool to hang around with.
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>>5320955
>stomach vagina
>literally

jesus
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>>5320963
No, that's retarded
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>>5320931
>>5320970
Who IS Leonard Nimoy?
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>>5320960
"Bro" was already used in Over a Barrel.
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>>5320955
MLPG has been behind /mlp/ and other sites for months. Hoping everything changes once S3 starts.
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>>5320989
Please go
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>>5320989
Don't make me hit you.
You have the entire Internet at your fingers.
>>
Hey you all want to try some Pony DnD?
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>>5320989
Please go
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>>5320989
He's Spock from Star Treck
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>>5320989
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGF5ROpjRAU
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>>5320955
Why is the post different than what I get when I hover over the link?
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>>5320932
no way
youtube.com/watch?v=eKPrGxB1Kzc
>mfw
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>>5320989
He was a voice on the simpsons during the monorail episode
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>>5320955

IT'S OVER

MLPG IS FINISHED
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>>5320989
Some guy who wrote a book on babies or something
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>>5320926
Oh /v/~
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>>5320955
well shit, now I don't know if I should keep going with the porn of her that I'm drawing
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>>5321007
Oh, I never saw that movie.
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>>5321025
Ha ha ha.
You're fooling no one.
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>>5320996

Logically, it should. New episode jump starts discussion, influx of people and content encourages artists, they feed each other, and that's how a self-sustaining general is made.
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>>5321024
You should stop drawing forever now.
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>>5321016
Thank god

Now I can finally rest
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>>5321024
Might as well.
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>>5320792
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>>5320989

dont' even joke about that
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>>5321055
>Chrysalis will never corrupt your favorite pony in front of you and make her do the same to you.
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>>5320894
YOU GIVE LOVE A BAD NAME
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>>5320955
Actually it's not about the porn, it's about the art itself. In other times, drawfags would have jumped over this new character...
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>>5321008
Awww fuck, i'm going to have to listen to this.
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>>5321072
It's Friday night. Most of them are out having a social life.
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>>5321055
Has it ever even been implied or stated at all that she can do this? Or is it just for the sake of the fetish?
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>>5320792
>>5321055
Would you rescue your favorite pony from cheeselegs, even if it she was already turned and stuck that way?

Would you care for them and try and help them try to be their old selves again, even if physically it can never happen?
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>>5321087
dooks pls

i dont understand your taco language
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>>5320955
I remember when we were the ones that made the first Chrysalis porn, 15 minutes after the episode ended.
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>>5321011
jesus christ on a tricycle what the literal fuck is that shit

i am never going in the water
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>>5321089
It's a stretch, of course.
But she can do mind control.
And she makes cocoons. Cocoons are only used for metamorphosis in nature.
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I finished the Philomena pic, but I'm crashing right now.

Sorry, Fluttershy/Dash wanted poster anon, I'll start your picture tomorrow. I have plans.
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>>5321087
jajajaja que mamada
>se lee de derecha a izquierda
weaboo pls
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>>5321009
4chan X's shit, refresh the thread when that happens.
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>>5321089
Sake of the fetish

The Cocoon can be interpreted like that but yeah no real evidence


We'll get more info in the comic that's for sure
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>>5321089
Mostly festish

But seeing as she shape shifts and makes cuccoons, its an easy leap to go to
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>>5321087
>tfw caluriri hats us now
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>>5321095
Of course I would. Even if she's a changeling on the outside, it's what's inside that matters. And even if I can't change her mind back, I've got to care for her. Maybe I'd try to kill the queen or something. This is still Pinkie and I have to try.
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>>5321087
>se lee de derecha a izquierda
>"bribon"
>"canalla"
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>>5321087
JAJAJAJAJA ESE PUTO FINAL

>>5321100
It's a SpikexGilda thing.
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>>5321087
Que?
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>>5321105
it can't hurt you, its just the way the bubble collapses that creates a very minute but concentrated area of heat, the pistol shrimp kills/stuns with the shock of the bubbles from its claw not the heat.

steal neat though.
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>>5321124
>she just wants to feed on your love now
>she doesn't care about parties anymore
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>>5321137
and by it, i meant the heat,
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>>5321129
>JAJAJAJAJA ESE PUTO FINAL

What a tweest.
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>>5321124
>She doesn't laugh and joke anymore. In fact she doesnt seem capable of talking much as a drone
>But she still sucks down the sweets pretty good, so she must be at least a little happy, right?
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>>5321146
It would be painful. And I'd probably cry myself to sleep every night. But it's Pinkie. I can't let her be a hive drone.
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>>5321164
>>5321146

>Pinkie it's your birthday are you sure you don't want to throw just a little party
>No keep hugging me
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>>5321137
Yeah

It might sting, but thats a bout it. No worse then being shot by a pellet gun
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Someone yesterday asked for caps of the Knight and Fawn stories. Are you still here?
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>>5321164

It's not Pinkie anymore, anon! The Pinkie you knew and loved is dead!
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>>5321146
There must be a way to cure her

Fuck me I won't give up

Maybe the Elements...a shitty bug pony can't be more powerful than artifacts that can defeat gods
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>>5321186

>all that space I left at the bottom

shit.
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>>5321182
>>5321146
>>5321162
>>5321187
Shut up, you guys!
There's going to be a way!
I will not rest until she's back to normal, even if it takes forever.
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>>5321146
>>5321182

>Pinkie only wants to hug and love

I'm ok with this
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What she does?
What she wants?
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They seem to be releason more stuff this time than in S2 for a season that is shorter than the others
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>Checks EqD for that exclusive s3 clip
>Equestria Inquirer is newest
What the hell is that thing even. I see it mentioned a bunch everywhere.
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>>5321121
stop your shitposting and contributors will come back
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>>5321202
I want to cum inside Cadance
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>>5321199
Its like one of those zombie stories where they keep the zombie loved one alive because they can't let go

>MLPG when the show is canceled.gif
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>>5321200
But it's not Pinkie. Not really. It's just a hollow shell. It's little more than a blow up doll.
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>>5321121
She does?
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>>5321209

The FINEST investigative reporting in the world.

You can try the Manehattan times if you want - they SOMETIMES get lucky.
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>>5321202
...a hug?
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>>5321223
>>5321225

DON'T DO IT!

DON'T YOU DO IT!

I GOT NOWHERE ELSE TO GO!

I GOT NOTHING ELSE!
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>>5321206
Which spoils the fun of watching the episodes, I'd say.
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>>5321225
But there's got to be a way, anon. It's a magical world where good always prevails. How can Pinkie be a changeling forever?
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>>5321223
NO FUCK YOU
ARTIFACTS THAT CAN DEFEAT GODS
WHAT IS IT SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND
SHE CAN BE CURED
FUCK YOU I HAVE MAGIC
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>>5321228
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>>5321225
More then I have now

I'll take a broken Pinkie over no Pinkie at all
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>>5321186
>tfw I was the Knight
In retrospect, that was rather silly of me. Fun, though.
Kinda want to play a paladin character, but don't have a campaign to put him in.
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>>5321239
I think I've got to agree with you. I usually try not to watch too many clips, so I can be surprised, but then I don't know what anyone's talking about.
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>>5321146
>>5321200
>>5321182
>Pinkie ends up only wanting to hug
Good god imagine what Fluttershy would be like
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>>5321244
Nope, one way streak

Its like you're asking to cure vampirism or something. It can't be done
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>>5321068
>your favorite pony will never pluck you from your cocoon
>they will never lick the residual goo from you
>they will never fill your maliable mind with how much the hive loves you
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>>5321225
But that's all we want. A pony to hug forever.
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>>5321262
If Pinkie became a vampire, I'd want her to make me one too.
If Pinkie became a changeling.....

At any rate, I would kill the head vampire/changeling queen before anything else.
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>>5321239

indeed

and instead of avoid them i just keep watching them because i need my pony fix

this is not fair
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>>5321262
I'm pretty sure that if the elements have enough power to revert the damage thee embodiment of chaos did they can revert some shitty bug pony magic
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>>5321259
>just lays there
>You can pick her up, hug her and stuff, but she never reacts
>you just try to keep her comfortable and take her out in the sunshine everyday
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>>5321259
>You look down at her while she hugs you
>She's not even enjoying it, she's just blankly staring forward
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>>5321276
>Pinkie sparkles in the sunlight
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>>5321264
Such conflict.
My desire to protect and cuddle cute ponies is at constant odds with my desire for corruption of the innocent.
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>>5321281
By that logic it will just turn her to stone
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>>5321285
She doesnt already?
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>>5321282
Really, I'd feel obligated to. I'd have to take care of her. She'd be killed by the angry townsfolk if I didn't.
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>>5321256
Kinda impossible to keep that up in the general, sadly.

But in general if I compare my viewing experience with S1 and S2, I didn't have any single bit of knowledge about the episodes when I watched S1 (the season had ended by then) which kept it more fun to watch. S2 I was constantly fed info about the episodes, and felt underwhelmed a lot of the time. Canterlot Wedding did a kinda good job of keeping Chrysalis a secret until the very end though, I guess.
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>>5321292
Just like it did to NMM right?

Hey guys it was pretty funny in Nightmare night how Twilight keep dragging that Luna statue with her everywhere right?


Also the ground and everything affected by Discord's magic didn't turn to stone while they were using the elements on Discord. It reverted back to normal
>>
But guys...
What if you COULD save her?
Everyone told you it was impossible, but you found a way. And her black exoskeleton broke away and she was back to normal.
And she threw her forelegs around you and cried and thanked and thanked you.

It would be worth the grief.
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>>5321323
I would die trying
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>>5321323
But then she would leave.
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>>5321315

Fluttershy, stop that. You don't know where that post has been.
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>>5321323
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>>5321323
>implying I wouldn't do everything to hep my waifu
>or the other ponies in this case
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>>5321323
>bronies
>trixalis.ong
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>>5321303
At least it would be easy

Just lay her on your lap.Make her comfortable. She'd be happy if she could
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>>5321335
You are not a good person.
Also, shut up, she'd love me forever.
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>>5321345
>ong
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>>5321345
Not chrysalis, your pone waifu.
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>>5321343

>Rarity's office
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>>5321284
>>5321282
>If you wrap her arms around your neck they'll stay there
>She's like a puppet
>You're the only thing that can move her though
>You give her a piggy back when you have to go around town
>Sometimes you think you feel her grip you harder or nuzzle your neck
>She never does
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>>5321356
Hahaha, I never heard that one.
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>>5321323
I would fight the pony devil in horsey hell to get her back
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>>5321363
NO
PLEASE
WE'VE RESCUED HER ALREADY.
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>>5321365
....why would pony waifu be in hell?

they're good poni
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>>5321381
Man, I don't care if she's good or evil.
I would do anything to save her either way.
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>>5321363
That's sad man.
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>>5321374
You saved her anon, but she wasn't unhurt.

Not everyone can recover from what they went through.
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>>5321391
THEN I HAVEN'T TRULY SAVED HER YET
COME ON, MAN, DON'T DO THIS TO ME
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>>5321350
Wouldn't you be happy, though? You returned her free will, and everything that goes with it. She'd be grateful, of course, but that doesn't mean she'd owe you a relationship. I never said she might not entertain the thought of it, if you're charming enough, just that she'd need time alone for a while, free of the Changeling's hunger.
Even then, though, she might not ever fully recover. She might not be able to love again, thanks to the memory of the taint. Would you help her through the long rehabilitation process? Would you be her shoulder to cry on, the person to absorb her anger at her lost time, her lost will? Will you be willing to let her walk away afterwards, if that's what she really wanted?
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>>5321391
WE CAN SAVE HER
WE HAVE THE MAGIC

We just need to return in time and warn our past selves
Since we aren't retarded as Twilight we can deliver a proper warning with all the necessary details to stop it from happening
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>>5321350
The rescued are not beholden to their rescuers.

You cannot free her and imprison her simultaneously.

If you really loved her, you'd let her go.
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>>5321363
>give her little baths
>you have to be careful, or else she'll just flop unsupported under the water and stay there like a rock
>But if you keep the water shallow and just go easy its fine
>Towel her off, nice and clean
>"There we go. Feel better?"
>"......."
>"That's ok. Come on, lets get a little lunch."
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>>5321407
Absolutely. I'd do anything to save her, even if she didn't want anything to do with me afterwards. It would hurt, but it's what I must do.
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>>5321363
>You try bringing some of her animals to her
>You can manage to get them to come for the first few months
>But fewer and fewer of them come as time drags on
>Soon not even angel comes
>You're the only thing she has in the entire world
>You're the only thing keeping her alive
>And you don't even know if she's even there anymore
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Ah, now these are the >feels I've been waiting for.
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>>5321432
You'll both be rewarded in pony heaven, anon.
She'll be back to normal in paradise.
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I would let changeling Fluttershy die
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>>5321432
Stop it
Just stop it
Everything will be alright

She recovered
She's the main character
Please....Please no more
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>>5321455
Ffffffuck, now THESE guys are going to start posting.
I could never mercy-kill mai waifu. I just couldn't.
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Who wants some pony D&D quest in the old horse?

Save innocent ponies! Crush vile monsters! Be an all-around badass! No dice needed: your post number takes care of that.

dl.dropbox.com/u/22475244/mlpfmtorpg-1.1_core.jpg
Image contains the bare bones of what you need to know. Ask questions and post character sheets in the old horse, I'll help you out if you're new to this.
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>>5321455
I feel like it would be the right thing to do, but wouldn't be able to find it in myself to do it
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>>5321466
You post this when it's one in the morning and I can't commit to it. Alas.
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>>5321455
I would just knock the juice out of her hooves.
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Man, I'm glad people are loyal to their waifus again.
Last time, everyone was betraying ponies to the queen.
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>>5321491
We already explored that angle, we're taking the other path this time.

We'd have done it the other way around, too.
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>>5321481
>prop her up in a chair, put her hooves on a table
>wedge a juice box between them
>wait a moment, then gently slap it out and off the table
>Its really easy, so much so that she nearly falls out of the chair like a rag doll, but you take care not to let her fall
>"Hehe, remember? Good one, right?"
>"........."
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>>5321466
FUCK YEAH I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO PRETEND TO BE A HORSE

LET'S DO THIS

>>5321491
Chrysalis never even tempted me away from Twilight.
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>>5321491
>Everyone
Applefag for life.
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>>5321491
>implying I would ever do that
Every time this was discussed I never joined that vile wicked witch and never believed her lies

those persons don't deserve their waifus
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>>5321507
I think that stoically caring for your bug waifu would be more fulfilling than slavery alongside her.
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>>5321521
>>5321522
>>5321523
Liars and hypocrites. I was there.
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Would you let applejack sit on your after a long day of work?
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Gentlemen, might I enquire as to the location of the next My Little Pony General thread?
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>>5321432
>You've got a lot of spare time taking care of Fluttershy
>She's always with you in one way or another
>Except when you're in the toolshed
>You don't think you could let her see what you're doing
>You don't even believe what you're considering
>You've made a pneumatic bolt gun, like they use on cattle farms
>Once you finished it you just spend hours staring at it
Maybe it's better for her
Maybe it's better for you too
Without herwhat do YOU have?
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>>5321544
we still have a handful of images newfag
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>>5321534
Maybe I wasn't there but I would never betray Rarity. I would never joining bug horse
I'd would do anything to save and protect her

I'd do the same for all the mane six ponies
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>>5321539
On my what?

My lap? Sure, if that's what she wants
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>>5321534
So was I.
And I'm still an applefag. It was the other five types that most consistently and almost completely jumped ship.
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>>5321551
>newfag

Smileyfag pls
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the changelings didnt even act like this on the show at all

whats with all the deviantart level fanfiction in here
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>>5321548
NO
I COULD NEVER
JUST
USE MAGIC
MAGIC MAKES EVERYTHING BETTER
MAGIC
MAGIC
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>>5321518
>You wait hear her start crying
>You want to hear it so you can tease her for being such a cry baby
>You never really meant any of it though
>Your teasing was always just a cover while you comforted her
>You knocked the juice box out of her hooves because you didn't know any other way to get close
>But now she just stares at you, emotionless
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>>5321534
You don't know me. Just because you were scum enough to betray your waifu does not mean others are.

ALSO ARE WE STARTING THE GAME SOON
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>>5321548
Couldn't we think of a way to....end it less brutally?
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>>5321566
Grandpa, go away. You don't understand our souls.
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>>5321566
>feels
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>>5321579
>implying

Your lies may fool yourself but they will never fool your waifu. She knows the truth.
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>>5321566
Those were changlings

These are corrupted ponies

Its still stupid, but its different stupid
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>>5321581
It's quick and painless.
As humane as it's gonna get.
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>>5321561
It seemed like it was mostly Pinkiefags.
Which made it all the worse to read, because I love Pinkie and would save her.
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>>5321491
I never left my waifu for Chrysalis. Chrysalis is just terrible.
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>>5321539
She could sit on me for as long as she wants.
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>>5321597
Ah yes. I remember the green text of the Pinkiefag and Chrysalis.
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>>5321606
Well, I think she's cool....
And if she wasn't evil, I'd be her friend....
But I'd never give in and be her slave and harm ponies.
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>>5321622
Wouldnt just the occasional affectionate hug be enough for her?
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>>5321561
I noticed a lot of old Twifags jumped ship.
Good, they only wanted her for their filthy fetishes. Bug horse's coming was a good test to see who truly loved their waifus

Also someone else join >>5321466 I want to play with MLPG
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>>5321466
Aw fuck it, it's going to keep me up for far longer than I should be awake, but what the hell.
Gonna "roll up" a character.
Now I just need to think what it should be.
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Do you love your waifu enough to kill her?
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>>5321466

>tfw you only got to play one session as Lectorus.
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>>5321650
I keep telling you I don't have a waifu, it's a pony harem.
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>>5321638
Well, I certainly wouldn't be above that.
I've always felt that nonsexual cuddles are just fine in Equestria and no one would get jealous.
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TOO MANY HOS IN MY MUTHAFUCKIN MEAL
ASKIN IF I KNOW HOW A MUTHAFUCKA FEEL
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>>5321660
that just means you have more ponies to kill
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>>5321639
>Bug horse's coming was a good test to see who truly loved their waifus
This is absolutely true. And the truly autistic Twifags in love with their horse are my old bros.
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>>5321650
I don't have a waifu
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>>5321622
But she's a narcissist. She'd end up using you eventually. She'd play pretend and use you for as long as she could and then when she was done with you she'd toss you aside. Being her friend and giving her hugs won't change what she truly is.
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>>5321466
Fun MLPDND Fact: Made and designed by MLPGers, the game is still being grown, improved, and revised to this day. And it's still suited for pick-up-and-play on an image board, no fancy minis, avatars, IRC or gameboards necessary.

Be a hero! Be a pony! Or be something else. MLPDND is where you can have that.

>>5321521
Report in, brave adventurer: >>5321536
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>>5321597
Pinkiefags kinda jump ship when this is posted
Don't know why
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>>5321662
I said hug, not cuddles. Don't try to bring me down to your level.
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>>5321650
Yes.
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>>5321674
Well, I suppose your right. And I know that I am the same, to some degree.
Still, I can dream.
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>>5321678
Maybe I was the only Pinkiefag who stayed true... ;_;
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>>5321676
Question: Why not use this thread, since it's so nearly freshly dead?
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>>5321696
I don't see why. Pinkie Pie sucks too.
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>>5321548
>put the task off till tomorrow. You'll have more courage tomorrow
>wake up stuck to your bed. What is this?
>from bedpost to bedpost, a cocoon's been woven over you
>can't move, can't escape, can't scream
>the cocoon's pheromones are starting to do their work
>you're losing consciousness
>Fluttershy watches over her work
>she strokes the cocoon and croaks a soothing tune
>"Hush now, quiet now...."
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>>5321698
No one's made a new thread, though.
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>>5321644
https://docs.google.com/document/pub?id=1PPyX9Bie69_NtO4qrLd3Ak3K02wflxIe5Lc9sgJIA64

Full rules. Just start out something simple and we're good to go

>>5321671
Then you are my bro.
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>>5321698
If there's a new thread and we're still waiting on players, we can use this one.
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>>5321702
No
That's dumb
You're not allowed anything but despair
She doesn't get better
Not in any form
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>>5321702
AAAAAHHHHHH NO NO NO
SHAMEFUL ERECTION
ALL THE FEELS HAVE BEEN REVERSED AND I FEEL FILTHY
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new horse
>>5321721
>>5321721
>>5321721
>>5321721
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>>5321720
She's not getting better. You're getting worse.
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This look okay?

name: emerald vine
race: earth pony
gender: female
class: voodoo doctor
Cutie mark: Oroborous: A symbol for a never ending cycle, much like life itself. This particular one looks like a vine. :can use commune or raise dead on dead plants as well.
alignment: NG
skills: Friends On the Other Side, commune, raise dead, natural remedy
Dieity: The Moon/ balance

Inventory: Wears cloth armor, has a small staff made of old snake bones, and pair of daggers. bits/some supplies

Catalyst: an Oroborous pendant that looks just like her cutie mark, she keeps

close to her at all times. It was given to her by her grandparents after she earned her cutie mark in the Voodoo.
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>>5321720
It's not her getting better. It's you falling right along side her. Losing everything, just like her

You tried treating a monster like something other than. This is what you reap.
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>>5320614
Derpy's disability is gross incompetence.
She's we relate to
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>>5321773
So...
Now we're BOTH comatose?
Or are we slaves to the hive now?
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>>5321758
Is anyone else joining in? Just getting one last roll call before I roll up my character.
Because I'm not sure if I should be rolling tank or heal battery.
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>>5321804
I would if I wasn't so tired and didn't have a game tomor- today.
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>>5321804

Screw it, count me in.

Gimme a minute to throw a character sheet together.
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>>5321804
Play whatever you want, I'm rolling up a bard.
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Looks like we're playing here! Everyone get those sheets in so I can double-check them, and be sure to ask questions if you have any.
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Alright, here he is:

NAME: Lemongrass
RACE: Earth Pony
GENDER: Male
CLASS: Fighter
CUTIE MARK: Rolling boulder (as a child he enjoyed bowling over other ponies, and once got into a scuffle with a ram. Not the smartest, but he does enjoy a good kerfluffle.)
ALIGNMENT: Neutral Good
HP: 6/6 H, 5/5 W
SKILLS: Last Stand, Superheavy Prof., Slam (+2)
GEAR: Heavy Plate, Longsword, provisions

That sound good?
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Name: Jones
Race: Pegasus, M
Class: Troubadour
Alignment: Chaotic Good
Talent: Dirty Fighting (Cheap shot, other 'creative' tactics), CM is a popping balloon
Skills: Overconfidence, Flight, Cheap Shot, Bluff
Weapon: two sets of steel clackers
Armour: Travelling Leathers (light)
Inventory: Basic travel gear, rope, book of cheap magic tricks, flight goggles, card deck, joke tools

An adventurer who relies on 'creative' and 'pragmatic' means of combat to get by.


Okay?
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>>5321758
She looks good to me. That's one hero so far.
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>>5321953
Oh and, pic related
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>>5321965
Alright, name fagging it up.
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>>5321946
You're going to need to state what your cutie mark actually does
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>>5321946
Looks OK to me.

>>5321953
If you want to expand the bonus to other actions, I'll have Cheap Shot reduced to a +1 bonus. Just say Y/N, no need to repost your sheet, I'll have it recorded.

As a note, only 1s and 0s are crits (0 will be treated as 10 for a critical success). Dubs, etc are supercrits.
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>>5322079
He noted Slam as a +2. I assume that's the bonus?
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>>5322099
It is.
And I even gave a colorful anecdote to reflect his talent.
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>>5322081
Okay, sure.

Although come to think of it, I could label my character's 'creative' actions as cheap shots. I'm really not sure now.
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Alright, looks like we are all good guys.
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Did we have a fourth?
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For some reason, I get the urge to come up with a color scheme, even though we're definitely not getting group portraits.
...And even if we were, I'm having a hard time finding a color that goes with a green mane.
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>>5322146
Pretty sure we did
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>>5322146
I think so, he's still rolling his character, I think.
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Name: Vargo
Race: Goat
Gender: M
Talent: subterfuge
Class: Rogue
Skills: Lockpick, Disguise, Blind, Stealth
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Weapon: knives (two for hand-to-hand and an assortment of throwing knives)
Armor: light armor (dark robes with reinforced leather beneath)
Inventory: toolkit, coin purse, bag of chewing grass

Sorry it took so long.
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>>5322295
You may want to put goatcraft as your skill since it's your racial talent, and I don't think Lockpick is a skill anymore. That leaves with with 5 points used, 2 for Disguise, 2 for Blind and 1 for stealth, perfect.
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>>5322328

Disguise only costs 1 skill point, though. I'll just add backstab if lockpick is out.
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>>5321946
Did you want to upgrade your "Heavy Plate" armor to Superheavy?

>>5322295
>>5322404
I'll make your Goatcraft a +1 to climbing/agility rolls to keep things simple. What does your subterfuge talent apply to? I assume it'll be +2 Stealth?
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>>5322404
Oh, yeah. Sorry.
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>>5322429
Yes, I probably should, since I took the skill for it.
I hope no one expects me to move silently.
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>>5322429

Is there a skill bonus for lying?
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>>5322478
specails talents for bluffing are pretty common IRCC
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>>5322478
Your Talent can basically apply to any skill or action you desire. Hell, I made a tea brewing griffon, once.
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>>5322520
>>5322509

Excellent. Put the points towards Deceit.
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>>5322532
Noted. +2 for lying

>QUEST BEGINS
You all begin your quest in an inn in the mountains, near a quiet village nestled among the great trees. The provincial adventurer's guild funds this establishment, providing adventurers with a waypoint in their journeys and granting the townsfolk a modicum of protection.

But being so far away from the main roads, it's just the lot of you enjoying food and drink around the roaring hearth in the center of the hall. The innkeeper, a guild official, approaches you.

The innkeeper informs you that the local brewmaster is holding back his cider supply unless there are heroes to drink it; that is to say, he wants any available adventurers to look into the recent disappearances of a local foal. She's been gone for a week now, and search parties so far have chalked it up to likely be a timberwolf snatching or some sort.

After enjoying your last mug of cider, you're free to start investigating.
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>>5322570
Well, no sense in wasting time. I'd like to ask if the innkeep can direct us towards the last pony who saw the foal.
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>>5322570
"What's this a call to heroics, eh?"

Let's start by asking around.
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>>5322570
"Oh, how horrible. I shall aid this cause." I ask anyone near by.
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>>5322570

Who around here knows the area well? I'd like to see a map of the region, and if possible the location of any timberwolf dens or sightings.
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>>5322618
The innkeep recalls that the filly was last seen playing with her two friends: the smith's daughter and the miller's son.

>>5322649
The inn is just outside the village walls, and you're fortunate enough to come upon a unicorn coming back from checking up on his Wildgourd traps. "I'd ask the miller's son about it, but that poor colt's been ill from the shock all week, doubt his ma'd let anyone see him now, less he was a healer."
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>>5322691
>tfw I was this close to rolling a cleric
Botheration.

So, I guess we're heading to see the Smith?
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>>5322691
"Healers, eh?"

>>5322682
"You can heal, can't you? Yeah, then we're set, let's go!"
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>>5322691
Trip fell off...

>>5322682
Jones gets to the trapper first, but you hear what he has to say.

>>5322690
The Wildgourd trapper outside the village gates gives you his trap chart, complete with markups. The timberwolf dens aren't exactly located, but they're generally everywhere he doesn't go (which is pretty much any distance too far from the village).
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>>5322738
"I can do that for you." I nod. "Lead the way then, I'm Emerald vine."
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Or not. Alright, I guess I'll follow E.V. since she's got a lead on the kid.
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>>5322759
"Wonderful. Call me Jones."

Let's go off to the smith.
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>>5322739

Great. So she could have vanished in any direction. Sometimes you have to wonder why ponies put their villages in the most dangerous locations they can find.

>>5322759

Yes, lead the way. Don't mind us, we're just... associates of Ms. Vine here. Isn't that right?
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>>5322802
Miller's. Smith is the one with the daughter, Miller had the son who was a no-show unless we had a cleric/healer.
And I suppose we should exchange names, since we'll be working together.
"The name's Lemongrass, if you don't mind me joining you. You can call me Lemon, for short."
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>>5322830
"Not a problem, more hooves are always good! they make for good distractions when fighting, too."
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>>5322817
"Oh, yes. Who knows what trouble I would be in with out these two!"
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>>5322830
"I'm Emerald Vine, nice to meet you!" I smile proudly at myself. Already making friends!
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I'll keep us moving along. To the Miller's! Let's hope Evie is ready to play her part.

The watermill sits on the uphill side of town, powered by a steady flowing brook. The townsfolk are used to the sight of adventurers, though the workers at the mill eye you nervously. One old pony with a bountiful beard stands guard at an adjoining building, the miller's house.

"Out-of-towners? Lentil said he had a surefire way to convince the guild to send some adventurers our way... You're here about that poor filly's gone missing? Wanted to talk to my son?"
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>>5322988
"That we are, ma'am. That is, if you would like to cooperate."
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>>5322988
"Yeah yeah, we'll be needing your son to save that girl. Let us in, okay?"
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>>5322999

*whispered* "That's a man, you fool! The beard should have been a clue."
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>>5323027
My god I'm blind and can't read.
Let's just say I said "Sir" instead of "ma'am."
Oh please can we say that?
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>>5322988
"Yes, I heard you were in need of a healer? Might I have a try? I am well versed in the natural mixtures" I bow slightly and motion to my comrades. "These are my dear friends, they are very handy as well. Might we come look at the issue?"
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>>5323008
>>5323027
"Straight to business, I like that."

>>5322999
The miller lets out a loud, boisterous laugh. "I used to be called a filly in my youth. I resolved never to let a razor touch my chin for ages, so's I wouldn't get mistaken again. I guess even under all this hair it shows through. Me wife says it's all in the eyes."

"Look, I appreciate that you're here to help, but what my son needs more than anything else is a healing touch. Poor colt's been racked by chills and nightmares since he saw his friend taken from him, bless her soul..."
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>>5323053

We'd know in our hearts that just isn't true, Lemongrass. Just roll with it.
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>>5323075
"Covered. Emerald Vine, if you would?"
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>>5323080
Alas.
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>>5323075
>>5323098
I nod. "I think I can be most helpful in this case.."
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>>5323059
"I was expectin' a proper cleric, but if a medicine man's what Luna sees fit to send my way, who am I to refuse an answer to my prayers?"

The Miller leads you inside. He bars the way to his son's room, letting you all watch from the doorway as he lets Emerald Vine through to see the young colt.

The colt is indeed gravely ill, shivering and muttering incoherently. The color is drained from his coat.

"Bedridden all week, can hardly speak a word. He'll take to bread and water, but he can never stay warm for some reason."
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>>5323131
>medicine mane
Uh... disregard that I suck cocks? :D
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>>5323131
"Oh dear..."
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>>5323139
It seems we're all a little gender-confused these days.
It's nearly 2:40 AM here, what's your excuse?
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>>5323131
"looks quite serious.." I brew him a natural remedy and give it too him..
>>5323139
ooc: I assumed it meant "medicine mare"
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>>5323157
Your Natural Remedy seems to stop his shaking, and he turns to see the party. He struggles to smile at his father.

At least he's responsive now. What do you ask him?
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>>5323148
ooc: I don't know how we could be confused, we are all indicating it with our names..
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>>5323191
"Good to see you're better! We're here to save your friend, can you help us?"
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>>5323191
"What did this too you son?"
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>>5323191
"Now, this may be a bit difficult at the moment, but I need you to tell me everything you saw when your friend disappeared."

It occurs to me we never got the foal's name, did we? That was an oversight.
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>>5323193
I was joking. I called the miller a mare, and he called you a man. Poking fun at small errors is what happens around a table.
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>>5323191

Vargo simply watches the young colt's responses, looking for a hint of deception. Can't trust anyone, especially folks who have your sympathy.
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>>5323212
You could always ask.

>>5323202
>>5323205
The sick colt is still chattering, but you can make out two words: "wolves" and "caves"

The miller sighs. "That's the most he's been able to say. The search parties haven't found sign of her in the closer dens. She might've been taken to the further ones, but there was rain the other day and our hounds have lost the scent."

>>5323277
The colt's chattering and wheezing don't sound natural coming from a pony.
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>>5323332
Commune with spirits nearby, maybe they know what happened?
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>>5323332
"One more thing.. your friend's name?"
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>>5323344
I would like to say, as an aside, that that probably isn't the best idea.
Channeling spirits right out in the open? In front of a sick kid who might think he's dying? Kinda suspect.

And I will ask for the name, coloration, and general appearance of the missing foal from the miller.
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>>5323362
Oh, well I can try it later then.
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>>5323332

"These ponies have sure been helpful so far. Now we know she could be in any direction from the town AND she's not nearby!"

Vargo gets up close to the sick colt. "Could you at least give us a direction? Blink once for north, twice for east... you get the idea. You can still blink, right?"
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>>5323459
"Ease off him a bit, he's not had a minute since he's drank the medicine. These things aren't instant, you know."
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Fuckin' trip.

>>5323344
The spirits of nature seem awfully agitated about something and can't provide you with insight right now.

>>5323351
"F-Foxfire," the colt manages to squeeze out before lapsing into a hacking fit.

>>5323362
Foxfire is a pegasus filly with golden brown coat and aquamarine mane that some ponies claim glows in the dark (hence her name). She has puce eyes.

>>5323459
The colt blinks once, though he's slow to open his eyes. His tear glands are probably broken.

The miller steps in, "I... I thank you all for doing your best, but this is the best he's been in days. If you could give him another day to rest, he might have something else to say?"

Unless anyone objects, you politely leave the mill and now have an idea of where you can go.
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>>5323536
>coughing fit
I mix up another natural remedy for him. "take it easy for a few days Foxfire.."
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>>5323536
"We can wait, but that only increases the chance of something bad happening to this.. Foxfire. If we're adequately supplied, let's go!"

I'll be a way for about half an hour
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>>5323536
Let's hit the Smith's for a second story.
"And remember, let's be a bit gentler with this one, Goat. They're only foals."

As Vargo hasn't introduced himself, I'm stuck with calling him Goat. Unless he prefers Kid.
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>>5323574
It's OK, bards are useless anyhow.

>>5323571
You can only pray your second dosage will take.

The smithy is on the north side of town as luck would have it. A few militia guards are hanging about having a chat while their gear is fixed up by the Smith and his apprentice, and none of them seem to notice your little ragtag party.

No one mentioned that the smith was a particularly gruff-looking diamond dog, paws blackened from years of working with steel and fire. His apprentice is a young colt.
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>>5323571
>1
Oh dear, that's not going to help him at all...
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>>5323536

No objections here.

>>5323503
>>5323577

"I was only thinking of that sweet missing filly, who even now may be only moments away from an untimely end. And the name's Vargo, by the way. Let's get going, shall we?
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>>5323653
"Good day. Is your daughter about? We had hoped to ask her a few questions about the missing foal, Foxfire."
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>>5323665
"Fair enough Vargo."
>>5323653
I approach the Diamond dog. "Hello, have you heard anything about wolves?"
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>>5323695
>>5323722
The Smith doesn't particularly pleased with your interruption. He gives his apprentice several gestures and sends him off to work.

"There's been plenty of talk about wolves this week, more than I care to hear." He sniffs a couple times, getting a read on each of you. "Adventurers, aye? Would-be heroes? Well, good luck with that. You care to buy somethin'?"
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>>5323653

Vargo approaches the young colt apprentice. "We're looking for that missing filly from your village... Foxfire, was it? DId you two know each other?"
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>>5323807
"Depends on whether we get the information we're after. And I do apologize for the interruption, I've been less than polite lately."
"Now, your daughter was one of the last two folk to see the missing filly before she, well, ended up missing. We've just come from the Miller's, and were hoping that your daughter would be able to offer a more complete picture to the story."
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>>5323807
"I'd like to buy a minute of your time. If you don't mind that is.." I slip him a five bit piece. "We're really in a bind here for helping this filly.. Tell us what you can.."
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>>5323829
The colt looks worried about going behind his master's back, but finds a bit of time in between handling tongs and hammers to tell you, "Yeah, but Fio was her best friend. She feels bad about what happened..."

The Smithy's ear twitches and he turns around to glare at his apprentice. "Get back to work." The young colt does so.

>>5323870
>>5323885
The Smith opens up a bit but still eyes you suspiciously, taking the coin and giving it a good whiff. "Pup's kept to her room mostly. Ain't been in much of a talkin' mood, but... let me show you in."

Upstairs from the forge, the smithy knocks on a wooden door with his large black paw. "Fio. Some... adventurers here, askin' for you."

"Tell them to go away!"
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>>5324030

Vargo does his best to sound conciliatory, talking through the door. "Fio, I know you miss your friend. That's why we're here; to help find her. If you can tell us ANYTHING about what happened, we'll do our best to find her."
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>>5324030
If it's alright with her father, I'd like to speak with her. Might get her out of her room, anyway.
Unless, of course, someone else pipes in before I can finish typing.
We do need to coordinate actions a bit better...
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>>5324072

((Should we have a turn order or something?))
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>>5324030
I follow. Waiting for the father to get her.
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>>5324099
Perhaps, or we could just discuss the best course of action before leaping in and tripping over each other.
We'll roll with what happened for now, but we do need to pick the party's "Face man."
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>>5324099
Only if you want.

>>5324066
"No! I know what I... it's my fault that they took her away."

The smith takes you all aside. "I'm not one to believe in curses, but Fio, she... has a crush on my apprentice, see. Both she and Foxfire, I think. She thinks that bit of jealousy put a hex on her friend, and that's what all's taken Foxfire away."

"It's true!"
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>>5324126

((I'd be fine with letting Lemongrass do the talking. He seems like a 'party leader' type.))
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>>5324184
One would normally foist that duty on a bard, but if that's what people seem to be leaning towards...

>>5324181
"Well, if she believes in curses, then she'd obviously know that curses were made to be broken. All it takes is a true friend and a stout heart."
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>>5324181
"Maybe I can use my voodoo to convince her I've cured the curse?" I suggest to the party and smith.
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>>5324219
There's a moment of silence, and you can all hear shuffling inside the room. As Fio approaches from the other side, the smith smiles at Lemongrass. "I thought you had the smell of a proper hero."

Fio opens the door a crack. "I couldn't save her from the monsters then, what makes you think I could help her now?"
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>>5324256
Glancing at you a bit askance, I'll throw in an "Or that, too."
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Oh god I think Windows just tried to update and restart, did I click the right thing?
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>>5324308
Well, you're still here so you've staved off the inevitable for a while longer.
I however, might not be able to, since it's ticking closer to 4 AM. I don't know how much longer I'm good for.
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>>5324342
pls respond
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>>5324267

"We're well equipped to handle monsters. If you can help us find her, we can take care of the rest."
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>>5324267
"I can help you break whatever curse you are under. Just watch as ask my guide. The chase away this curse like thunder!" I get a spirit to cooperate with me; commune
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>>5324267
"As my associate mentioned, we're fairly heavily armed. No matter what took your friend, there's a solid chance of us beating it six ways from Saturday and bringing her back. All you need to do is point us in the right direction."

>>5324421
>another 1
Ouch.
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>>5324421
oh dear..
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>>5324447

*snicker*
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Next thread's open, by the way, if we need to switch places.
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>>5324379
"They were huge! Big as a pony. Long, spindly legs, like spiders. They came out of the trees. Pine Dust tried to fight, but Foxfire was carried away first. I—" Fio holds the door nearly closed.

>>5324421
The spirits of nature are REALLY distracted with something right now, and all the chatter feeds back into your mind. There is death on the air, and only you are privy to it.

During your moment of distracted reverie, the smith look at you funny. "Fancy yourself a great and powerful showmare?"

>>5324444
"They went... north, I think? I blacked out almost immediately afterward." Fio chews on her claw.

"They found her covered in... well, we think it was sap. Didn't smell right, though." The smith produces a jar of the stuff. It's dark green, translucent and highly viscous. "Not like any tree sap we have in these parts anyway."
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>>5324494
Alright. You mentioned you have to leave, though?

Do you think we should all reconvene at another time during the weekend or shall I go on?
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>>5324503
"Don't suppose anyone of you can ID this stuff? Looks like bugspit to me."
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>>5324503
I look a little embarrassed as he snaps me out of it. "Oh, not that at all. Sometimes working with the spirits is dangerous.. Thanks for the assist, Sir." I shiver a bit and shake it off. "Now let me see that jar.." I try to identify maybe I recognize it.
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>1
>1
>1
Its okay.. I didn't want to be helpful anyway..
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>>5324551
"Bugspit" is the best you can come up with.
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>>5324561
Look at it this way: if those were combat rolls, you would have killed not only yourself, but the adjacent target as well.
And everyone has runs of bad luck, believe me on that.
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>>5324530

((We'll need to reconvene at some point anyway. What time would be convenient?))
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>>5324530
Well, if we can get started a fair bit earlier than two in the morning, I'd be all for it. What time's good for you?
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>>5324503
"Whatever they are, they're certainly no match for skilled fighters with wits about them! Be confident, that fault isn't yours, you idiot!"

Bluff!
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>>5324574
"Yep, some kind of bug juice. Nothing I've seen before."
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>>5324592
>>5324616
Probably around this same time (10PM PDT) in the evening. My time zone is very bad timezone for DMing, but I'll see if I can get on earlier in the night than that. Watch for my signal.

For now, let's wrap this up and get you on your way.
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>>5324503
"Wait, you said they found her covered in this stuff? I thought she was missing."
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>>5324616
I'm free about anytime after 4pm CST
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>>5324632

((I'm PDT as well, so any time convenient for you should be just as convenient for me.))
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>>5324635
He meant Fio.

>>5324624
The smith bops you on the nose for that last remark. "'S my daughter you're talkin' to, have some manners."

>>5324627
"Well, you can keep it if that'll help you in your search. No one in town's made head nor tail of it."

Bugspit added to Emerald Vine's inventory.
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>>5324668
Well, it seems our destination lies in the Northern Caves.
"How far did the trackers get before they lost the scent, by the way? That might give us a better starting point to begin looking."
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>>5324627

"Whatever it came from, it sure wasn't a timberwolf. That means Foxfire could be anywhere. All we can do now is head north and see what tries to kill us."
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>>5324682
"Sounds like a good plan."
>>5324668
"Thanks, I'll take care of it." I smile politely. "You've been a great help to our search."
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>>5324668
"Aaah! Sorry, sorry..."
>>
The smithy and his daughter don't have much else to offer, and you show yourselves out of the forge. You can definitely say that Foxfire was taken north, and whatever attacked the children left a pile of what can be described as bugspit.

Before you leave, the smith's apprentice tries to foist a freshly forged weapon on you. "Are you going to save Foxfire? Here, take this, it's one of the best I've made, yet!"

It's a studded metal truncheon, somewhat crude in design but sturdily made.
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>>5324714
"We'll put it to good use. Can never tell when a good bludgeon can come in handy."
I'll slip him about 20 bits for it, and tell him to tell the Smith we did buy something after all.
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>>5324714
"Than you, thank you! Pretty nice of you."
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Lemongrass keeps the Apprentice's Truncheon for now.

The north side of town leads out towards a valley area, with the river continuing down through the treeline, between two mountainsides. The weather looks to be gathering up for another storm soon...

Well, it's past 4AM Eastern, do you think we can reconvene around 12AM Eastern next? I might be a little distracted (I sandrake as it is, sorry), but I promise to keep things moving.
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>>5324804
Good enough time as any. See you tonight, then.
Maybe we'll have a bit more luck with the rolls, eh?
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>>5324804

((So 9 PM PST? Sounds good.))
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Alright, reconvene at 9PM Pacific (12AM Eastern) and we can continue pretend horse.

Hope you all had fun! We didn't get into combat today but we'll have plenty action for next time. Remember to drop by the sub if you have questions.
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>>5324804
sure.


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