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What offerings do you have for your Night Princess?

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How does pony deal with idiotic roommates?

seriously fuck mine
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Moon Pies.
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Time for bed.
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Can a brotha get a plane pony folder link?
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>>5304172
I moved out and am living on my own
It's more expensive but goddamn it's worth it
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>>5304175
F:\Users\Public\Pony\Pony Pictures
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Twilight is a pretty pony
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>>5304153
my pencil
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>>5304186
Why is her Torso contorted? Is she hungry? Does she need more Tacos?
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>>5304175
See: >>5302687
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>>5304153
Freshly baked bread for the night princess
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>>5304186

yup
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I'm always watching, /co/
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>>5304186
At first I'd of disagreed with you but then watching the seasons twice through and seeing Tara Strong at some things... yeah she's up there.
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>>5304172
she does the same thing you do: fuck them
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>>5304195
She does love her tacos...
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>>5304211
Leth pls
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>>5304172

Do passive agressive shit like leaving their dirty dishes on their bed.
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15 days, 7 hours, 40 minutes and 25 seconds.
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>>5304195
Purple ponies always need more tacos
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>>5304207
Twilight is a very broken pony
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>>5304207
why is she wearing the top too high?
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>>5304223
How the hell is that passive aggressive
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>>5304172
SB, can't you request to change dorms?
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Which pone would you start a Mexican drug cartel with and why?
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>>5304153
>
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>>5304219
>>5304226

>Every Thursday is Taco Night
>Every. Thursday.
>Spike suggested he make a pizza one night
>Twilight nearly had a panic attack
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>>5304237
Because if it was active aggressive, you'd take a shit on their bed while they were in it. Watching you.
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>>5304216
>At first I'd of disagreed with you
>I would of
American, please
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>>5304174
What he said. Nighty night.
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>>5304227

physically and mentally.
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>>5304140
>she will never struggle to contain her spaghetti as she accepts it
>she will never nervously thank you and rush off
>she will never beat herself up over her stupid mistake for weeks
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>>5304153

>Rizcifra won't draw more pone again
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>>5304255
>you will never break Twilight mentally for the first time
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A giant submarine made of moon rocks
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What's up pone people. Want to draw?
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>>5304268
I can't draw
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>>5304268
Yeah, I want to draw Gummy Pinkie wearing Batman's cowl but my hands are broken.
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>>5304265
>Not letting Twilight break you into being a more reliable test subject
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>>5304252
oh gosh that fluttershy
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>>5304183
this, I had a roomate for a semester and learned that I can;t really live with other people
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>>5304265
>tfw when your will has been crushed so completely to begin with pone would barely derive any enjoyment at all from pushing you that last inch, should they be into such a thing.
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>>5304268
Applebloom tying her bow knot in the morning
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>>5304059
sorry for the messiness, these are kinda warm ups
>>5304133
really? well okay
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>>5304268
draw a picture of pony pets
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>>5304265
>But you will write about it.
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>>5304289
This is cute idea.

>>5304296
Also cute, which pony pets?
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Would you guys like a little short pony story?
Give me a prompt
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>>5304265

it's best when it's slow. a process. can't just turn her into a whore in one day. two months (at least) of forcing her legs apart, until they start to just fall open naturally.
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>>5304324
Pony basketball pick-up game
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>>5304314
The Blue Angels either arguing with one another or doing something together.
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>>5304289
>she fails, gives up and just uses her clip-on again
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>>5304331
Blue Angels? You mean like airplanes?
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>>5304291
bueno
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I've been cheated
Been mistreated
When will I be loved?
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>>5304347

we love you. but not in the way you want us to.
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I bring her a Madame le Flour.
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>>5304314
try the Mane 6 pets in the same positions as their owners
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>>5304353
why is a ponk sad sometimes
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>>5304140
>implying she's my favorite background pony
>implying I'm going to let her into my heart
>implying she's not going to steal my hands
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I need to choose IPS display, where do I go? /tg/?
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>>5304361
Because hormones.
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>>5304374
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>5304367
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>>5304374

>her face

unpleasant
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>>5304374
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wheelbarrow
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>>5304374
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I offer her the only thing I have left

my love
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>>5304384
I feel like I should know what episode that's from, but I can't remember.
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>>5304384
What would it feel like to genuinely be excited to meet Lyra and then she's disappointed with every aspect of you?
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>>5304400
I still don't get it
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>>5304413
Swarm of the Century. I think the parasprites ate Lyra's treat
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>>5304413
Swarm of the Century
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>>5304405

if that means you're thinking of spilling seed to her, let us give you someone better instead.
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>>5304413
Pretty sure it's the swarm episode when a parasprite eats her lunch
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>>5304419
is it bad that i want that derpy toy?
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did anyone do the CMC as oppai lolis yet?
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>>5304419
See, the pride thing. That's the annoying part.

I mean like, I'm a giant unrepentant faggot, but I don't go march in parades over it because that's obnoxious. No need to rub shit in people's faces
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>>5304422
Oh wow. Good call.
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>>5304434
the pride thing reminds me of the fucking furries.

it's like they think people should give a shit what they like.
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>>5304433
GR was talking about doing it but he didn't know where to upload them
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>>5304432

no, as long as you don't say "i'm a brony and i'm proud" after buying it
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>>5304422
DERPY!
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>>5304330
>Applebloom had finally convinced Scootaloo and Sweetie to play some basketball with her
>The only courts she knew of were down the road near the Everfree forest, not in the safest neighborhood; So that's where they headed
>"I don't understand why we can't just hang out at the clubhouse today" Scootaloo remarked with Sweetie nodding in agreeance
>Ignoring their comments, Applebloom led the way
>Arriving at the courts, they all stood in shock as Applebloom turned and said "I-Ididn't think there would be so many Zebras"
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>>5304432
>fragile as fuck
So plain. So funny.
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>>5304442
i have the key chain that welovefine gave out.

along with 1 shirt and some tasteful posters
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>>5304442
>buy derpy toy
>start shrieking about being brony and proud
>take off your shirt
>rub derpy toy over your chest
>jump on the cash register
>sing winter wrap up
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>>5304439

there's a guy in my Ethics class who has a custom-done Sergal shirt. so far, he hasn't gone on about furry pride, but i'm betting the penny will drop soon.
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>>5304420
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>>5304444
I think I like where this is headed.
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>>5304291
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>>5304462
pls explain I watched them again recently and that stood out to me and it was driving me crazy

I will pay you in bronybux
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Can someone just clarify which drawfags I'm allowed to hate?
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>>5304459
When he does.
Start worrying about him bringing a gun to school.
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I just realized where PHN seeks his inspiration and how he wants to be able to color.

haven't seen him in ages.
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>>5304468
Is she preggers or just chubby?
What would she do to determine this?
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>>5304458
part of me knows there is someone that exists in this world that will do that.
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guys, be honest

would you buy this and use in public?

i can't decide
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>>5304468
Lovely as always, Red
Thanks
And even though I didn't ask for it, thanks for the Derpy too.
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>>5304472
You're allowed to hate whoever you want, but please refrain from flinging shit about how much you hate them whenever they post.
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>>5304471
Dole gave them a waring to not use the word apple because they own the word.
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>>5304490
So the wheelbarrow is just another replacement word along with all dem fruits?
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>You're invited to my next party!
>What's wrong, don't you like socializing?
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>>5304473

>tries to pull out the gun from under his coat
>it's lost in piles of spaghetti
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>>5304252
Dat some lulu? or just generic fantasy?
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>>5304458
>You try to stop.
>Find yourself incapable of stopping.
>Your face begins to grow stubble.
>Your skin becomes greasy, and covered in acne.
>You begin to sweat.
>You gain 400 lbs.
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>>5304475
Hey, isn't that the guy who drew the thing? From the game.
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>>5304444
go on...
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>>5304499
I don't like parties but I'd go to a pinkie party
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>>5304485
I can confidently say that no, no I would not.

I'm not certain you've fully thought this through.
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>>5304499
"There's nothing I hate more. When's the party, anyway?"
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>>5304486
glad you like them!
>>5304476
i guess if you rub her belly if its soft, it's chub, but if it's tight it would be preg
or something
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>>5304499
Who would even want to go to a Pinkie Pie party?
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>>5304439
It's kind of funny. They'll beg for attention and act like people should care about their obsessions, then when they get called out on their bullshit, they'll turn around and say "why does it matter that we watch it? it doesn't affect you!"
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>>5304497
That's the joke.
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>>5304485
No chance I'd be seen with that.
I use a messenger bag.
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>>5304485
Real life My Little Dashie?

A thousand bronies just creamed.
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>>5304472

see >>5304487
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>>5304517
Anon you are lovely
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>>5304464
>>5304509
They all get dunked. I said something short, sorry.
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>>5304520
>messenger bag

Might as well use a pony bag at that point.
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>>5304499
Pinkie, what happened to your leg?
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how bout dem minecraft updates? just planted my first carrot
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>>5304497
I think it was just a farmery way-of-say that was funny because it ended in those bedroom eyes and the pronounciation of the last word. It's funny because implied sex
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>>5304527
>not having a pony messenger bag
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>>5304526
Aww, it was a good set-up.

Thanks anyway, I liked it.
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>>5304509

we all know what's going to happen.

they lose a pickup game and are summarily gang-fucked by all the zebras

OR

they have a BASKETBALL MONTAGE set to the Space Jam theme.
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>>5304153
I vaguely know PHP now, so--

Nothing they can eat or sleep on. I doubt horses care about much else.
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>>5304528
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>>5304533
Minecraft is old and busted. Starbound public gameplay was streamed (but not recorded) earlier today.
Game looks beautiful.
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>>5304540
i dont think that usually happens to losers of pickup games
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>>5304514
How about draw a frantic pony who isn't sure whether she's chubby or carrying a baby?
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>>5304511
>>5304520

would you buy it just for collection?
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>>5304545
>not recorded

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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>>5304485
I would pretend that it was attacking me in the mall.
>"OH GOD IT'S BORING A HOLE IN MY SKULL!"
>"SOMEONE HELP!"
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>>5304533
Galatamon pls halp

I'm so sorry. Crashing the server is a terrible way to repay you for turning on pastebin.
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>>5304547
>he's never played a pickup game
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>>5304549
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>>5304547

it does here. welcome to the brave new world.
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>>5304186
everything about that picture is 2cute4me
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>>5304499
Sorry, I uh, I've got plans
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>>5304544
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>>5304499
We both know how this is going to end Pinks...

>>5302781
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>>5304549
can i make it be rarity
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>>5304499
No, I don't like socialising.

Drinking alone in a darkened walk-in closet is the best way to spend a weekend.

Good day, small pink pig.
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>>5304533
Who plays Minecraft anymore?
You know it's 2012, right?
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>>5304562
I love how Pinkie's expression and dialogue here imply that the fudge pudge just popped out of nowhere.

Like one minute she's normal, then BAM! chubby.
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>>5304510
>>5304513
>>5304515
>>5304565
anons you cant reject pinkie pies party and throw her a surprise party of your own
that never works
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>>5304570
Of course you can
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>>5304575
Okay. Then I won't.
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>>5304574
she does far too many drugs to gain weight
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>>5304565
>"You had plans with me remember? I asked if you would be free that night to help me do my chores! Guess what, anon! I don't need any help with my chores at all"
>Pinkie hands you a small card
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>>5304485
>Buy it.
>Stuff it slowly with things until its seams are about to burst.
>Fap.
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>>5304485
>in public

Nope.
But I'd maybe wear it in here if I just happened to receive one.
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>>5304432
>Derpy mailpony
She's a package delivery pony. Get it right.
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I heard people like my Silver Spoon.
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>>5304573
Who comes to MLPG anymore?
You know it's 2012, right?
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>>5304567
>that filename
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>>5304573

she does
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>>5304590
I heard people ask if you ever drew pony ponies
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>>5304574

explosive weight gain is often associated with parasprite exposure.

>>5304570

it should always be Rarity. or Cheerilee.
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>>5304590
jesus
fuck
I can't
I just
aaaugh
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Would you chase pony or be chased?
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>>5304596
Sweetie Belle is a very slow pony.
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>>5304591
No one comes here any more.

I've been going to /pol/ lately because elections, also reasons.

Fuck they hate anything pony there.
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>>5304528
>Diabetes
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>>5304555
It really did look good though. It's clearly not ready for release yet and in its current state I can understand why he wouldn't want that to become the face of Starbound, since it was missing some AI and most sounds, etc.

The lighting was fantastic, building seemed quick and easy and could be done in variable sizes, inventory was neat and clean, items all had descriptions, monsters were interesting and their deaths were comedically gory, and perhaps most important of all you don't get hit when you touch an enemy, it has to actually do an attack, just like you. He ran into scissor-monsters with actual scissors for arms, which would widen then snap shut when trying to 'bite' the player.

Weather was fantastic too, a very moody thunderstorm struck up, and later a snowstorm in which thick flakes fell and the trees actually swayed in the wind, gathering accumulating snow.

Also Avians confirmed for cutest race.
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>>5304590
Oh my. Would date.
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>>5304589
Who cares about canon?
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>>5304601
Be chased
They're probably quicker with their body type and it would be fun to try and out run them until they finally tackle us
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>>5304590
Is that supposed to be a kimono?
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>>5304596
Well, she's a child, and children are stupid
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>>5304589
>"Did she need to sign for that?"
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>>5304589
What does pony stubble feel like?
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>>5304598
I do__
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What made you smile today?
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dammit tiara

hurry up and scan the damn doujinshi
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>>5304631
dolphins
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>>5304540
I think you got confused with your spoilers. way to waste a good punchline, fag.
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>>5304475
She's at band camp learning how to play the flute, apparently.
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>>5304601
>Implying the pony has a choice.
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>>5304607
>tfw already gonna be an avian

I will trust your judgement anon, although the whole not ready for release does kind of concern me as far as the end of year release "date" goes
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>>5304618
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>>5304631
that picture
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>>5304598
It's almost as if they're just using the show as a vehicle for their fetishes.

But that'd be crazy.
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I'm dreaming of a white christmas.
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>>5304633
What's the matter? Not liking to wait?
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>>5304607
>you don't get hit when you touch an enemy
Holy fuck, if I didn't want the game as much I do already I'd want it now. I love it when shit follows the same rules all over.

Oddly enough, that's what I like about Minecraft too. Always bugged the fuck out of me that monsters don't take damage from dungeon spikes in Terraria.
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In my headcanon, Silver Spoon has a passionate crush on Snips but teases him endlessly because she knows what Diamond Tiara would think if she knew. She has to keep up appearances.

One day she'll tell him, and won't even have to warn him not to tell anyone. Because no one would ever believe him.
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>>5304647
I'm dreaming of white mountaintops
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>>5304607
Man, that looks nifty. Never did get to play Terraria. I'll have to pick this one up.
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bunneh pones are best pones
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>>5304636
dolphins will rape you
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>>5304654
Go home, Glitter Glue.

You're drunk.
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>>5304648
what do fluttershy's nostrils feel like
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>>5304658
I'd play Terraria with you, LK.
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>>5304654
I actually like the story they are building behind DT (though not too much SS). Her dad being Filthy Rich and all. I hope they expand on that a bit next season.
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>>5304648

but i want it now
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>>5304665
Bags of salty coins.
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>>5304607
So we playin starbound together MLPG?
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How many digits of pi do you know?
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>>5304607
>you don't get hit when you touch an enemy
>it has to actually do an attack, just like you
Why don't any other games do this right? This was one of the reasons I liked Wario Land 4 so much.
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>>5304631
The CMC.
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>>5304664
Why are you still up? Go to bed.
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>>5304665
Depends on what you want to ... explore them with.

And why not Trixie?
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>>5304679
Is it going to have private servers or a single persistent world?

To be honest, I don't know much about the game but everything I find out just makes me want it harder.
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>>5304681
3.14159265358979323846

i think, its been a while
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>>5304681
3.1415926
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>>5304590
>Silver Spoon sits seiza-style as you tie the bow on her back
>you screw up and have to try again a couple of times before you get it right
>but she doesn't mind
>she just sits there with perfect posture, a blissful smile on her face
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>>5304359
I'm on it, anon! I hope you won't mind waiting a bit. This one is gonna take some thinking.

Pets being different sizes and unique poses and what not.
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>>5304686
>anon reminded me that it's nearly 2
>well I should probably wrap this up and sleep
>it's 3
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>>5304681

3.141592653589793238
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>>5304689
I wanted to feel them gently with my fingers, not punch them with my knuckles.
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>>5304691
I thought it was going to be peer-to-peer hosting like Terraria.
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>>5304681
One. I round it up to 4.
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>>5304681
5
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>>5304715
This is why you can't draw circles anon
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>>5304590
Horrible.
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>>5304669
I have it, but no time to play it. Sorry. I'd much rather just wait for this.
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>>5304681
3.14159

Nothing special, but it gets the job done for what I need.
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>>5304626
This is adorable. Accepting requests? I would love to see Chrysalis snuggling with her changelings in a comfy way
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>>5304640
>I will trust your judgement anon, although the whole not ready for release does kind of concern me as far as the end of year release "date" goes
Honestly, I was more concerned before, but the demo has done a lot to put those fears at ease. It's definitely more done than I thought, and looks like most of the foundations and systems are well in place. It's just a matter of plugging in certain AI packs and sounds/music which we know they already have. Some sounds that are in are obviously placeholders, like the weak little pops for the guns.

Mostly the base seems done, it's just sprites and other content that needs work.

I think they could get it out by the end of the year. They may not, but it's the first time I've ever seen like actual non-tech-demo gameplay. It's reassuring.

>>5304649
>Holy fuck, if I didn't want the game as much I do already I'd want it now. I love it when shit follows the same rules all over.
You know what else is good? You can automatically walk up 1-block-high slopes and stairs.

>>5304691
>Is it going to have private servers or a single persistent world?
Private servers. Interesting feature: even in singleplayer everyone's world is the same. If two different players punched in the same coordinates, they would end up at the same random planet, since everyone's game has the same random seed. So if you find a neat planet, you can tell others how to get there.
In multiplayer you don't have to all be on the same planet at once either. You can split up if you want.
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>>5304695

>she does that tea-pouring crap
>she is The Biggest Weeaboo
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>>5304681
That's not meta, that's just plain off-topic
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>>5304681
3.14
Because that is all I need for it to be useful to me.
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>>5304727
LK please draw that Celestia erotic
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>>5304734
it's called a tea ceremony

you uncultured swine
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>>5304735
>implying ponies aren't mostly constructed of circles
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shit, i'm getting again into the phase where i can only fap to ponies
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>>5304708
Then likely a little wet. Hot, firm, velvety.

You'd feel a strange twitch in your nethers as her hot breath blows over your fingers, and she trembles slightly at the new sensation of your fingers inside her nose.
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>>5304681
3.141592653589---- (I think the next digit is a five or higher so it approximates to 3.14159265359)
Enough to approximate a circle a light year across with less than an inch of error.
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>>5304733
Holy shit, look at how happy she is!
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>>5304744
>implying everything isn't a series of circles
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>>5304681
3
If you need more you should be using the programatically defined number
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>>5304733
>You know what else is good? You can automatically walk up 1-block-high slopes and stairs.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>5304752
clearly the correct choice is avian master race
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>>5304748
I get like that sometimes like right now
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>>5304475
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>>5304767
>>5304752
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>>>/co/42181379

wat
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>>5304743

>she always gives you crap for being a baka gaijin
>but as Japanese as she pretends to be, she loves having her big, red-blooded American boyfriend's shoulder to lay her head against
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>>5304727
Well, I guess I can look forward to you getting on the autism server once you've satisfied your curiosity with Thaumcraft, right? ;_;
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>>5304749
I did want to further point out it wouldn't be to the knuckle, but the new firm presence of your finger pads gently pressing into this new place, your eyes meeting - that strange buzz up your arm as you touch someone or something new for the first time.
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>>5304769
Any additional fetishes or just pone?
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>>5304780
aaaaaaaa make it stop
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>>5304780
>She still considers Pokky a good snack.
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>>5304780
>you will never rest your head on her lap as she cleans your ears
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>>5304793
No.
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>>5304781
>tfw autism blocks is down
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>>5304794

we've only just beguuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun~
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>>5304780
> a bit of a weeaboo
> Big, red-blooded American boyfriend
Huh.

I think I've dated this girl.
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>>5304681

3.
1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209 7494459230781640628620899862803482534211706798214808651 3282306647093844609550582231725359408128481117450284102 7019385211055596446229489549303819644288109756659334461 2847564823378678316527120190914564856692346034861045432 6648213393607260249141273724587006606315588174881520920 9628292540917153643678925903600113305305488204665213841 4695194151160943305727036575959195309218611738193261179 3105118548074462379962749567351885752724891227938183011 9491298336733624406566430860213949463952247371907021798 6094370277053921717629317675238467481846766940513200056 8127145263560827785771342757789609173637178721468440901 2249534301465495853710507922796892589235420199561121290 2196086403441815981362977477130996051870721134999999837 2978049951059731732816096318595024459455346908302642522 3082533446850352619311881710100031378387528865875332083 8142061717766914730359825349042875546873115956286388235 3787593751957781857780532171226806613001927876611195909 2164201989380952572010654858632788659361533818279682303 0195203530185296899577362259941389124972177528347913151

more or less.
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>>5304809
carpenters pls
pls
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I-uh I come for you anon-san!
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>>5304781
Sure. The info is on the steam group, right? I think it's changed since I logged in that one time, once.
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>>5304808
;_;
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>>5304802
this needs to be drawn
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>>5304814
pi doesn't have spaces in it, retard
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>>5304819
There's a thread on mlpg.co about it,
http://mlpg.co/co/res/509.html
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>>5304819
There's a thread on the sub too:

Server: autismblox.no-ip.org:8015
Dynmap: bloxmap.no-ip.org

But I broke it by piping cobble into a sensor so it's down until Galatamon rescues us.
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>>5304832
>linking the sub
>not at least spoilering it

sigh
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>>5304773
my new headcanon is that phn looks like this

in fact phn is peter dinklage

its not headcanon

its actualcanon
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>>5304822
I crashed it once or twice too, it happens.
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>>5304835
Anon why ;_;
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>>5304836
to hell with protocol
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>>5304836
anon pls

spoilers make it more likely that someone will look at something

and replying to something makes it more likely someone will look at what you're replying to

jackass.
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>>5304846
also, we're past bump limit anyway
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>>5304822
>tfw still haven't built anything beyond a macerator, generator and an extractor
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>>5304822
i sometimes remember embarrassing things i did and it ruins my mood
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>>5304836
>He still thinks the sub is some big, massive secret.
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>>5304852
...We're barely half-way to the bump limit.
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>>5304832
>>5304835
Awesome, thankee.
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>>5304802
>she hums a small tune while she works
>her free hand strokes your head, brushing her fingers through the locks of your hair
>>
Not having a trip is pleasant.
Being anon is.
Why tripfags gotta trip, MLPG?
Why?
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>>5304837
>PHN is everywhere
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>>5304802

>she will never drag you to an anime convention
>she will never painstakingly construct her costume over a period of months
>you will never accompany her to the con as Duke Nukem (or some other appropriately-American character)
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>>5304869
Recognition, I guess. Idk.
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>>5304864
Oh, I thought it was 250

Yeah don't link the fucking sub.
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>>5304869
Are you kidding
I love having a trip
It brings me so much joy when other people mention me when I haven't posted with my name on
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>>5304853
>tfw spent hours crossbreeding goddamn crops and it's boring as fuck but want free redstone and iron
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>>5304869
Because why not?
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>>5304867
That stupid picture reminds me the last time I got any action.

It's been a while, and I love that chest:hip:waist ratio more than nearly anything.
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>>5304843
It's no consolation, but have a sleephorse.
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>>5304869
You're not very pleasant, Anon.
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>>5304869
Because you are low class compared to them.
HAUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUE
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>>5304869
pic related
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>>5304854
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>>5304853
If you are who I think you are, I was considering building you a little automatic solar powered ore processor. But I didn't know where to put it and didn't want to wreck your base.
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Would you drop her?
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>>5304869
>Have a trip.
>Hardly use it.
>When I do use it, nobody seems to mind.
>Wait, can't say that anymore, because you showed up.
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>>5304854
I get a case of that every single day.
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>>5304906
its pretty good i guess but wheres the drop lol
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>>5304904
is it a giant marble castle with nofloor and pls go on the side?
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>>5304906
>Twilight picks a bad time to dump Dash.
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>>5304888
that horse looks peaceful
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>>5304908
I started going on other boards and now realize how annoying tripfags look by association with the worst of them.

Also I don't have much to contribute right now, so Anon is as good as anything.
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>>5304906

:3
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>>5304917
Yep! I know you mentioned you weren't all that big on the tekkit side of things, but I didn't want you to miss out on 2x ingots.
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>>5304906
Awww, my heart hurts.
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>>5304906
>shipping Twidash

MT, i am disappoint
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>>5304906

>Righ
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>>5304927
I don't have any art to work on though batman
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>>5304925
mine too

twidash is such a shitty ship it is physically painful
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>>5304921
I'd like very much for it to be comfortable enough around me for me to sit down next to it and gently pet it as it snoozes.
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>>5304924
got dat macerator going so at least theres some improvement
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>>5304929
>The only way to make sure its a MT original.
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>>5304931
>not having art

Is art a thing you can really run out of?
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and then rarity's line of maternity wear
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>>5304927
I'm not procrastinating, I'm making a conscious choice not to art because it only leads to misery.
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>>5304906
Never.
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>>5304926
[shineon]
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>>5304922
Compare them to the ones we have here...
...Not those ones. The good ones.
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>>5304945
Is she going to be ok?
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>>5304945
aw. can you draw a chubby sun house?
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>>5304945
What's happening to you? The same thing that's happening to my dick.
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>>5304945
Alright, which one of you did this? I know it was you, Anonymous.
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>>5304954
No, she's dead
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>>5304943
I ran out of art driving though texas once

Had to commission someone at a gas station
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>>5304906
>Unicorns and Earthies not being able to walk on clouds is a myth perpetrated by the xenophobic Pegasi to keep them out of their cities
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>>5304906

Drop it.
>>
drop the trip
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>>5304945
Why, penis, why!

You know I don't even WANT you, why are you standing erect to a pregnant horse?
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>>5304945
I warned you about Filthy Rich, Rarity.
I told you!
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>>5304964
>You will never drop acid with your favorite tripfriend
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>>5304950
I like it
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>>5304875
>you will never be dragged off to a kimono shop for fitting
>you will never regret asking her what shibari is
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>>5304963
>>5304906

Twilight confirmed for bass guitar.
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>>5304950
Would knight sing Smile Smile Smile.
Because it could hill his heart with sunshine sunshine?
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>>5304960
That was a lucky break.

It's real embarrassing when you have to get a sketch from a state trooper.
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>>5304974
>tfw people don't give the bass respect

Why /mu/?
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>>5304950

is that fullmetal alchemist?
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>>5304970
>Rarity marries Filthy Rich
>Sweetie Belle is DT's aunt
>it_begins.jpg
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>>5304988
Oh god
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>>5304963
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5khUSSvVnE
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How the fuck does MLPG manage to circle-jerk so intensely with so few namefags and tripfags?
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>>5304945
Could we have pregnant Octavia too please?
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>>5304945

Here's something if you hadn't seen it yet
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>>5304988
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Dooks.
DOOOOOOOOKS, dear, please.
Please?
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>>5305006
what does scrunch feel like
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>>5305000
You spend two years with people you start to get to know them
>>
Five Guys > *

just saiyan
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>>5305001
You mean pregnant, or in the process of becoming pregnant?
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>>5305014
Agreed.

If you've never eaten anywhere else in your life, that is.
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>>5304888
Were I more skilled at shoops I'd make that horse either Sleepyhead or Celestia
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>>5305012
scrunch is basically putting an exclamation point on whatever emotion pone currently has
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>>5305000
Personally?
I think we were cursed by a Gypsy.
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>>5304998

>optimus-dominating-bumblebee.mp3
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>>5304374
that background seems familiar, what country is dat from dood?
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>>5305013
I always hated you, anon.
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>>5305006

i liek scrunch berry
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>>5305012
Crunch is like cringe.

So like this.
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>>5305024
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>>5305031
Anons have Hateanons too?
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>>5305000
we either just know one another,

or we're all very similar
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>>5305025
FUCKING ROMANIANS
THEY RUIN EVERYTHING
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>>5305031
Anon I've always loved you but I knew we could never be together. I've been trying to get you to hate me all this time so it would be easier to let go
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>>5305014

Five Guys President and CEO pls go.
>>
What's your favorite pone's favorite programming language?
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>>5305034
*scrunch, spellcheck didn't do me a service there.
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>>5305000
>>5305013
>Dear Princess Celestia,
>Today I learned that ometimes when you think you don't have any friends,
>you actually have a lot of people you can call friends,
>but you don't because it would be embarrassing and pathetic given the circumstances of your acquaintance.
>Your Faithful Butt Worshiper,
>Anonymous
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>>5305003
I've seen it! Thank you
>>5305001
>>5304955
I'll see, im kinda tired though
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>>5305043
Java
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>>5305043
Twilight Sparkle Perl
Pinkie Pie Perl
Applejack Perl
Rainbow Dash Perl
Rarity Perl
Fluttershy Perl
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>>5305020
Now that you mention it... either.
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>>5305048
>PS: Also you are pretty sure half of them would rape, eat, and kill you.
PSS: And not in that order.
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>>5305053

before and after.
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>>5305062
Post script script?
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>>5304485
its funny was considerong a pikachu one, the yoda/chewie seems like only a few will get it where im from not shure.

i might have to see someone wear it to figure if its good
>>
Why does my pony taste like haggis?
>>
>randomize playlist of mlp episodes from season 1 and 2 to play while falling asleep to ensure random episodes
>spend 5 minutes sorting to ensure ones i hadn't seen in a while.

why even bother randomizing it.
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>>5305071
The PSS Rarijack
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>>5305043
Rarity - social programing / NLP
Twilight - all of them
Applejack - she took ag, never bothered with comp sci, likely XML/HTML
Fluttershy: a little PHP for her Tumblr widgets - gotta have those nature shots!
Dash: Ajax, for speed, whether or not she does anything useful with it
Pinkie: Object-C, because she likes fiddling with her phone, and wants to make the next Zynga. Instead ends up making special visors for Android to make the later versions look more like Cupcake for Reasons.
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>>5305051
Twilight Sparkle: Fortran
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>>5305043
twilight: asm
pinkie: c/c++
rarity: python
fluttershy: perl6
applejack and rainbow dash don't program because they're illiterate
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>>5305074
BECAUSE LAD
THAT PONY IS A LAMB!
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>>5304590

Hhhgghhh!!!

Ghhhfff!!!

HNGGGHHHH--!!
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>>5305088
Shit! How'd that happen?
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>>5305051
>ponies prefer write-only code
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>>5305074

fae ye've ben blesst by theh Laerd, me son. ahnjoy yer haggis-ponee.
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>>5304986
do you even [praise the sun]
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>>5305043
Celestia - assembly. Like a boss.
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>>5305092
Anonymous you're having a stroke
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>>5305078
I don't know. It's like clicking through your music on shuffle.
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>>5304172
>tfw British uni
>tfw living on your own for the first year in dorms
>tfw making friends
>tfw judging your possible future housemates by the state of their dorm room and their personality
Perfect system.
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>>5305104
I only do that when I'm not really in the mood for a particular song at the moment.
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>>5305074
Is she wooly at all?
>>
What would happen to a gryphon who is new to Ramish Mead?
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>>5305104
ahaha music...

i tend to listen to audio books or radio shows so i really don't know.
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>>5305000

MLPG apparently reached an advanced level of circlejerk.
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>>5304533
i would if my computer didnt have a horrendous mental condition

/v/ told me it was downs but im pretty shure thats not the case
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>>5305113
Muzzled.
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>>5305114
i meant that Ahahah in that, now i understand.
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>>5305109
I got really depressed at one point and listened to Smashing Pumpkins' "Goodnight" on repeat for like hours.

I wonder how ponies cope, other than Pinkie's breakdown.
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>>5305116
We are not a hivemind, but we know what we are all thinking.
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>>5305113

griffons are much bigger and heavier than a ram. they can take a barrel and stay standing. they'd be fine.
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dunno what kind of thing it is but it's a thing
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Does anyone have a high quality cap of Fluttershy as a filly putting her head under the water to talk to the fish?

Her body is so tiny in comparison and it looks silly.
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>>5305084
Is C considered that eccentric? Sure I can shoot myself in the foot just playing with a string of characters and become vulnerable to buffer overflows but its syntax is pretty standard.
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>>5305131
They make animated LiveJournal icons.
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>>5305131
Lots of salt.
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>>5305133
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>>5304869

I was given my name.

As for the trip, I was dealing with a situation where I had to prove my identity.
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ponies are dumb
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>>5305146
you're dumb
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Your favorite pony is ON FIRE RIGHT THE FUCK NOW HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
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>>5305146
agreed, we should outlaw them
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>>5305150
Pon is fireproof silly
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>>5305140
In today's world of super powered computers and good-performance garbage collected languages, C isn't the best choice for most applications, but it's far from eccentric. There are a non-trivial amount of people that believe C++'s exponential feature complexity is a liability rather than a resource and C Pretty Much Just Works Everywhere.
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>>5305150
Nothing because separate planes of existence.
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>>5305043
Fluttershy doesn't program, she just asks the computer very nicely to do things for her and it does them.
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>>5305141
I didn't realize this was a Livejournal format picture. Sorry to have upset you.
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>>5305134

>Earth Ponies can hold their liquor just fine
>Pegasi aren't as hardy
>Unicorns are the biggest lightweights in the world.

>If Sunguard had been a Unicorn, he would have been missing for weeks and probably woken up shaved naked in Manegolia or something.
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>>5305116
>You're going to love this, trust me
>What you're seeing now is my normal state
>This is a circlejerk
>And this, this is what is known as a circlejerk that has ascended past a circlejerk, or you can just call this a circlejerk 2
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>>5305165
>This isn't even my final form
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>>5305150
Begin masturbating furiously because that is my fetish.
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>>5305165
What the fuck is circlejerk 3? /b/read?
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Would you still love your pony if they were a brony?
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>>5305134
>At some point a ram brewmaster gets a bit sour at one of the gryphons comments that their ale is weak.
>Sends them off with a few kegs.
>Of Ramish Coolwater
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>>5305174
Tumblr.
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>>5305174
Likely.
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>>5305174
No, that's Sircle Jerk 4
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>>5305179
No no that's SSJ4.
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>>5305178
What would Ramish Coolwater be?
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>>5305172
Twilight why are you such a lesbian
What did your brother do to you
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>>5305040
I always knew, anon... ;_;
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>>5305165

but MLPG is beyond that
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>>5305150
my pony is immune to fire damage
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>>5305184
>>5305185
I'm so confused!
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>>5305140
C is just about the least eccentric language, so many languages derive their syntax from it.
thinking about it she'd probably take a punch card, put it in her mouth, and chew holes in it to make an instruction sequence and then run that
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>>5305190
She found a nice gal to bond with over books and it went from there.
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>>5305193
derpy is a very ugly fireball
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>>5305164
He would have been a thing of legend.Even admired as a god in parts of the Zebra lands.Several tribes still worship the 'YOUDUNKNOWME"
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>>5305133

>>5305184
>>5305185
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>>5305160
>she stares at crash screens and the system resolves the issue and goes back
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>>5305174
/b/read is BFCJ-9001
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Which pony uses the Difference Engine?
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Anyone down for some mafia horse
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>>5305209
what kind of an insult is that?
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>>5305209
shut chor mouf
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>>5305186
Everclear.
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>>5305205
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>>5305195
Okay, now I understand Pinkie's choice.
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>>5305190
It's not that she isn't into guys but they'll never compare to her big brother best fuckbuddy forever
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>>5305217
Twilight made it, Pinkie debugs it.
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>>5305217
Because it's "so much fun" to "work with the fundamentals," it has to be Twilight.

Spike would point out processing is far, far better than that now, but bitches love their punchcards.
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>>5305186

hard liquor made from deep-diving whales' air bladders.
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>>5305106
>not just living on your own for the entire time
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>>5305150

Yeah, so?
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>>5305225
Gee, I wonder why.
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>>5305229
>Pinkie makes it into an Infinite Improbability Drive
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>>5305239
Why is Twilight Sparkle the U.N. Squadron logo?
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>>5305219
LOOKS LIKE I GOT ALL THE HORSES!
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>>5305240
>this is probably what my ex-girlfriend's notes looked like
>she's got a Bachelor's now and I'm here posting on MLPG
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>>5305219

Here we go again...
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>>5305241
No, let's not go there.

She's far too silly for that.
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>>5305241
That's rather unlikely.
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>>5305241
or a universal quantum turing machine with enough qbits to simulate the universe
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>tfw curing your caffeine withdrawal headache with a lot of coffee

Sweet fucking relief!

Would you get Twilight addicted to caffeine?
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Nothing ends, Anonymous.
Nothing ever ends.
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>>5305250
> my ex-girlfriend's notes
So you're well-endowed, huh?

You might want to make that clear HOW you are.
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>>5305241
>Equestria: YARN EDITION
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>>5305260
Don't you have a rainbow horse waiting to suck your dick on Mars, John?
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>>5305260
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>>5305261
Obviously not well enough.
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>>5305267
i see that and i think the giant robots are going "fuck you i'm an anteater"
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>>5305255
But how unlikely?

Would you say infinitely so?
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>>5305258
>Would you get Twilight addicted to caffeine?
No, I'd get her addicted to my reassuring touch with a contact poison like nicotine or similar, maybe a mild narcotic.

She'd grow to want my affections subconsciously, ever slowly increasing the dose to get her addicted and decreasing it to reinforce her urges.
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>>5305267
>Evangelion ends
>then ends again
>then it ends again
>it keeps ending
>it never stops ending
>the ending never ends
>nothing ever ends
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15 days?
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>>5305258
Only if she could magically produce more.
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>>5305283
PANIC
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>>5305267
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>>5305282
Sorry, didn't add the captcha. You'll never believe what I got.

"NEEDIEST!"
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>>5305282
But then surely you'd need to constantly increase the amount of nicotine your touches imbue her with or she'd eventually realise it's not your "touch" that she wants.
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>>5305282

That's terrible, anon.

If I ever get to vote to excuse someone from the great trip to Equestria I'm voting for you.
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>>5305240
reminds me of my ex, man how did someone more retarded than me actually do so well in skool is beyond me.

but then again i can totally feel almost everyone i meet is somehow dumber than i expect but maybee they just like me

i dont want that
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>>5305269
I am filled with the strange knowledge I'm well-endowed but don't want my penis.
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I want to decide who lives and who dies.
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>>5305290
>capitalising captcha
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>>5305301

join the army
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>>5305296
OR I could ebb it off, or better yet put her through a total withdrawal tailspin as I leave town, which would only make her believe "I'm missing you so badly I'm feeling sick."

That's worked in the past.

>>5305297
As if I'd actually do it to a fictional character.
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>>5305301
I didn't think someone here would feel that specific feel with me.
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>>5305301
control issues suck, i can never have a good relationship without it being illegal or an inanimate object
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>>5305301
To the applefield
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>>5305314

>As if I'd actually do it to a fictional character.

Too late, anon. I'm still voting for you.
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>>5305318
> without it being illegal
... Statutory?
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CALL UPON SEAAA PONIES WHEN YOU'RE IN DISTRESS
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>>5305282
>>5305314
>being literally addicted to people

It's just like Twilight!
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>>5305314
>That's worked in the past.

implying he's actually done this
are you a fucking sociopath
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>>5305314
* as I leave town for an extended weekend away or something.

I don't leave a good thing, just twist it around like a sick puppet. That's my fetish.
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>>5305285
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>>5305318
>>5305326
Seconding. Do tell us more.
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>>5305329
i saw a sociopath once
he was fucking a tailpipe
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>>5305314
But the problem there is that when she gets your touch and it doesn't fix her symptoms, she'd realise you're not the source of the good feeling, something else is.

Or is there some kind of linked subconscious effect that simulates the effect of the drug? Is there really precedent for this?
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>>5305326
>>5305336

Well why else would he be into MLP?
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What if Season 3 is everything you wanted and more?
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>>5305343
I'll quit ponies. There'll be no going up from that.
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>>5305329
>are you a fucking sociopath
And you really fell for it.
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>>5305340
Bestiality.
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>>5305343
If all 13 episodes turn out amazing top tier consider me floored. I may even shed a single tear once it's over.
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isnt there another way
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>>5305352
Speaking of, any other tumblr casualties from the porn purge?
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sunchubs
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>>5305352
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>>5305339
I think it's a case of Pavlov's dog.
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>>5305343

>Gilda apology episode that ends in her and Pinkie still disliking eachother
>Slice of life Celestia episode complete with Celestia solo
>Fluttershy episode about her braving a perilous journey alone to save the mane six's pets from a pet disease

I wouldn't be able to handle it
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So I was wondering...

Exactly how culturally succeptible/mallable we are as a group? We seem to be extremely isolationist regarding our /mlp//brony-"colleagues", extremely resilient to /b/tardery, but on the other hand we are surprisingly tolerant of furfaggotry and we seem to swallow /v/'s shit unchewed. Most importantly the only think /co/ that remains in us is love and__farts__
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>>5305356
MY WAY
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I capped this for some unfathomable reason.

It's a stupid idea, but something about it sounds cool.
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>>5305358
Red, have you taken the necessary precautions to avoid >>5305357 ?
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>>5305339
Normal pair-bonding, release of oxycontin, especially after sex. It really does wonders.

And you'd be really surprised how many people complain they "just don't feel right" when they've gone without their significant other. If it weren't some night-and-day drop in their exposure, it's possible they'd just go through a weak withdrawal.

I guess the real trick would be to use positive reinforcement like a narcotic every time she's around me, like in a massage oil or slipping it into her food every time, so she comes to associate very warm positive emotions with my presence.
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>>5305352

bestiality is bestiality
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>>5305358
I would gladly help her lose that weight, that can't be healthy.
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>>5305366
MY WAY OR THE HIGHWAY
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>>5305369
yep, i have.. i think
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>>5305365

woah man, I don't take this shit this seriously

I'm only here because I'm balls-to-the-wall tired and don't want to sleep yet

I think I'm gonna tell you to fuck off though
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>>5305343
but 13 episodes. episode 9 in in December which means it'll probably end in January.
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>>5305361
>You will never ring a bell and make a pony salivate.
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>>5305364
>Celestia solo
>Luna wasn't asleep
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>>5305380
Twice as bright...
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>>5305380
Just imagine the hiatus.
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>>5305364
damn, thats actually a really good idea for a Fluttershy episode

its enough motivation for her to stop being such a useless peice of shit
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>>5305367

>>tfw you heard Yun Seung say that filename

I don't know whether to laugh or hunt you down and slap you, screencap anon.
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>>5305383
You shut your face.
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>>5305378
>I think I'm gonna tell you to fuck off though
What exact part of my post caused you butthurt?
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>>5305364

That sounds really boring.
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>>5305388
Heiter pls go
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>>5305385

I'm not gonna sit around for another hiatus. I've been through one and a half already
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>>5305383
>the season finale has Twilight electrocuting the rest of the mane 6 with her newfound electric powers
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>>5305358
>>5305358
Any chance you could draw normal, not chubby Celestia? Please?
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You ever think the writing staff ever peruses these threads for ideas for episodes? You think they're ever not disappointed in us?
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>>5305400
Twilight is New Superman now?
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>>5305397

You're a piece of shit
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>>5305372
>>5305361
That seems fair. I guess any questions I have really boil down to "what happens when the warm emotions stop because you're not giving her the drug". Seems like a plan doomed to eventually fail.
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>>5305343
>One episode.
>Just one.
>Celestia and Luna sing a duet.
The entire season can suck Sethisto's cock and fondle the balls of the collective brony fandom for all I care.
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I can't wait to see the Trixie episode. :)
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>>5305372
This reminds me of that screencap of a /b/ thread where some guy put nicotine patches on a girl while she slept at his place, and he would remove them before she woke up so when she got withdrawal symptoms she'd think it's because she's not with him.
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>>5305414
Nanaki pls go
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>>5305413
Personally, I wanted to see a Pinkie/Fluttershy duet.
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>>5305414
>hey look guys I posted it again, please respond.
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>>5305408
Well, she is becoming an alicorn.
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>>5305409

But those ideas suck, and you topped it off with yet another "fluttershy must get over her fears" episode.
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>>5305411
Depends. Taper off the drugs at some point and it'll be "this is nice, I mean, that's kind of what relationships are like, y'know, you get used to it" - which is true.

You'd be safe in the knowledge any time you need to spice things up, either work very, very hard to make her cum repeatedly OR just slip in more of the drug.

Maybe both if it's our anniversary.
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>>5305419
But that is the same pony.
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>>5305343

...a full season?
...with decent writers and no toy commercial princess-y bullshit the fat cats ordered shoved in?
...And a storyline involving Fluttershy doing something besides getting over her shyness for 10 minutes, or Applejack actually being the central figure of the story?
...And Celtic Deer and Nordic Rams?

C'mon, man, we both know that asking for ONE of those would be impossible - getting ALL of them would just be laughable.
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>>5305423

but I haven't posted Trixie all day? :(
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>>5305424
>Princess Sparkle wont need Spike anymore
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>>5305417
Pretty sure that was supposed to be a cartoon, man.
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>Reading through fetish cap dropbox
>Find posts that you wrote
This is a surreal feel
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>>5305437

Toss that shit over here, nigga!
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>>5305437
Really? Can you tell me where that is?

I may have a few.
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>>5305434
>implying Twilight would abandon Spike
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>>5305437
Share some gems, the thread is skimming into shitposts...
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>>5305425

What if I topped it off with another "twilight blows things out of proportions" episode?

Or a "pinkie does wacky things" episode?

or a "rarity has to choose between her friends and her career" episode?

or an "applejack has to stop being so prideful" episode?

or a "dash tries to be the best" episode?

How would my list look then?
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>>5305443
im surprised she even knows his name still
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>>5305443

>implying twilight cares about spike more than what he's worth as an endenchered servant
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>>5305424
Bullshit.
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>>5305440
>>5305442
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/qbsgjg2nu84dggb/4et-TXebNN
Have fun
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>>5305433

pls respond D:
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>>5305451
It's "indentured." And you might be right, if it weren't for her following him on his Dragon Quest.

There's somethign there.
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>>5305451
>endenchered
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>>5305458

She didn't want to lose her free labor.
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>>5305451
>end-
Oh fuck it, whatever.
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>>5305458
id be upset too if my slave ran away, fuck that im not cleaning my own shit
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>Mention John de Lancie in casual conversion with mom.
>Turns out, she is a trekki.
>Realize mistake when mention was that he has a new job.
>"What's he doing now?"
>'...Well.'
Needless to say I fucking blew it.
And now she wants to see those episodes.
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>>5305458
>>5305461
>>5305463
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What toppings does your favorite pony like?
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>>5305467
>grammar
Oh you.
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>>5305465
she just wanted a normal son

instead she got you
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>>5305468
Knowing my luck? Pineapple and artichoke hearts.
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>>5305465
You should have said "I'll go look it up for you".
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>>5305467
this is bait
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>>5305465
Well, show her. If she's a trekkie, she might get a kick out of it.
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>>5305473
>A Trekkie
>concerned with wanting a normal son
haah waaw
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>>5305468
Rarity always likes a good cherry
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>>5305473
>implying a trekkie has the right to demand a normal child
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>>5305473
>Trekkie
>Normal
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Circle jerk level 1 is like the GFG and /b/read

Revolves around a couple of of namefags/tripfags and is harmless for a while, but it can deteriorate so quickly is almost utterly selfdestructive.

circle jerk level 2 is reddit

Everything revolves around about gaining internet points and the system is ruled by the hivemind, any attemp to go against it will result in immediate censorship and rejection.

circle jerk level 3 is tumblr

Everything is about getting attention, let everyone know about you and your opinions on anything and pat yourself on the back for doing along with those that share your views/tastes/opinions.

circle jerk level 4 is MLPG

There are almost no names, no identites, yet almost anyone can identify each other, know what they are thinking and predict how they will react due to the fact that they are extremely like minded people. They will look for a reason to hate each other and never shut up about it.
They'll try to shit on anything/anyone as much as they can and they'll complain about how much they hate everything, but they will always come back for more.
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>>5305455

guise, pls

-.-
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>>5305465
My mum likes Star Trek.

She's not a trekkie though, as in she's not one of those weird fans who knows all about the backstory and owns all the technical manuals and that. That's my dad. I turned out alright though.

We all thought it was very cool when we saw deLancie in Torchwood.
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>>5305486
>>5305488
>>5305490
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>>5305491
Does hate really factor into circlejerking?
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>>5305486
>>5305488
I discovered that she is a trekkie.
She discovered that I watch pastel ponies.
I call it even.
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>>5305358
wow thank you! sorry for the late reply
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>>5305494
>I turned out alright

This phrase pops up far too often in this thread.
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>>5305500
Cross-pollinate interests. She seriously might like it.
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>>5305468
Scrambled egg, Canadian Bacon, onion, olives, real mozzarella.

Dash is great for hate-fucking and good pizza choices.
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>>5305500

magical cartoon ponies != space science fiction
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>>5305507

Yes, do this, then fuck her.
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>>5305508
>Scrambled egg
the fuck
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>>5305507
>females liking MLP

are you retarded or just stupid?
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>>5305491
>they will look for a reason to hate each other
Not true. The ones that know each other very well are the ones that built up a camaraderie due to having spent so much time with each other. It's mostly the newer people that hate everyone because that's how they think this place works, whereas most of the hate was ironic at first.

I hope.
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>>5305517

Sentenal please

please
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>>5305508

>real mozzarella

I hate that putting "real" in front of stuff like cheese has become a selling point.
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>>5305519
REAL, ORGANIC CHEESE
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>>5305507
Like I said, she wants to see the episodes, considering I told her that he basically plays as Q in a show she only vaguely remembers from the 80's.
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>>5305516
I was basing my assumption on the fact that she's a trekkie, actually.
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>>5305513
Don't knock it, fucker.
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>>5305522
REAL PONY VAGINA
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>>5305506
I was thinking it myself earlier today. I even went and dug up my old Gaia profile to reinforce my new self-esteeem.
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>>5305526
Do it faggot.
>>
Think of your favorite pony.

Alright, got it?

You can choose between that pony or your very own pokemon that loves you

What'll it be?
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>>5305535
What kind of question is that?
The horse
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>>5305522
Organic is the worst buzzword.
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>>5305526
Now the fun part begins.

What episodes are you going to show her?

Going to start with the pilot episodes, or handpick some that you think she'll like?

Which pony do you think will be her favorite?
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>>5305522

100 PERCENT JUICE*

...

*may contain 1 percent juice
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>>5305535

Aw shit

time for some mother. fucking. Blaziken.
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>>5305535
I wonder what Twilight would think of the internet.
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>>5305535
this is the stupidest scenario ever

pony every time
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>>5305519
>morbidly_obese_woman_in_a_wheelchair_eating_a_block_of_cheese.jpg
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>>5305535

What board do you think this is?
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>>5305535
Gimme a Volcarona, aight.
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>>5305499

yes, because it's fueled by hate
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>>5305539
>Not eating silicon-based cheese
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>>5305535
>Applejack or Alakazam
The decisions. The power. The horse.
Too hard to decide.
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>>5305540
She wants Q.
She is getting slapped in the face with Return of Harmony.
And no, I am not going to explain shit to her.
Fuck that would be awkward.
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>>5305540
Not that anon, but at a guess he'll probably wind up showing her the episodes with Discord first.
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Made a joke cover from official.
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>>5305558

>not changing the name to cock price
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>>5305561
oh yea.... huh. didn't think of that.
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>>5305556
After that? Hand her a DVD with the rest of the series on it. Alternately, point her at netflix.
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>>5305556
RoH were the best episodes and Discord was very Q-like.
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>>5305535

Sign me up for Charizard.

Female anthro charizard with big hips and big boobs
That is 7 feet tall
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>>5305558

see >>5305561
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>>5305558

Mmm, peaches.
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>>5305558
>genitals on a cartoon pony
>it's a selling point
sometimes when I'm really tired I unsuspend disbelief about this whole thing
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>>5305568
>and a thigh-width tail
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>>5305565
Please, I am fucking up enough as it is...
I am running the risk of getting pony toys for Christmas from Hot Topic as it is.
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>all these Pokefags
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>>5305558
http://tiarawhy.deviantart.com/art/MLP-Comic-Issue-1-Cover-Adult-334375813
it will be removed
DA does not allow that
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>>5305535
I'd rather have the pony.

Even if she hates me, at least she can speak instead of saying her name over and over.

Really I'd just settle for a boyfriend.
>>
Think of your waifu.

>She hugs you gently from behind as you sit at your computer, holding herself against you.
>Closing her eyes, she sits and rests her cheek against yours.
>after a long moment of quiet, you can hear the smile in her voice.
>"...Hi."
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>>5305558
>Tail extensions.
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>>5305577

>Implying most of us didn't come from /co/, /v/, /vp/, or a combination of all

don't be so surprised.
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>>5305576
>fucking up
Dude. You have a trekkie as a parent. You cannot fuck this up.
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>>5305564

tiara, how is it going the scans of the doujinshi thing?

by the way, what do you think of the doujinshi?

did you like it?
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>>5305582

Time for some tender lovemaking.
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>>5305582
ANON
WHY
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>>5305582
"HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET IN MY HOUSE"

"WHY ARE YOU HERE"

"WHO ARE YOU"

After some explanation, maybe "you wanna ... fool around?"

Don't look at me like that, half my relationships started this way.
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>>5305575
unf
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>>5305582
Oh god, that feel.
>high school
>be in the gifted group
>sit on the only computer in the room for far too long
>the one attractive girl in the group comes up behind me
>presses her breasts against the back of my neck
>asks if I can let someone else use the computer for a while
>stammer out a distracted "S-sure, let me finish this up first."
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>>5305587
Ok ok ok...
She isn't getting the DVD.
Because that shit is mine.
I just want to see the moment she tells her Facebook friends about this cartoon from their past.
And lord forbid they see the fandom. they all get some nostalgia.
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>>5305595

So what, you molest and rape home intruders?

the fuck man
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>>5305558
2.3s tail is fucking gigantic
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>>5305582
my heart...
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>>5305579
shit i uploaded the wrong version on DA, oops.
>>5305588
friends bringing a scanner this weekend. yea it was great, i loved the expressions.
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>>5305595
Does your house get a lot of traffic from people you don't know?
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>>5305602
Sorry to have been unclear - I ended up fooling around with everyone I've dated on the first night I met them.

And it wouldn't be rape or molestation if I ASKED FIRST and got a YES, and I wouldn't do anything if I got a NO.
>>
It kills me knowing I will never hug my favorite pony.

;_;
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>>5305613

>wouldn't do anything if I got a NO

casual
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>>5305609

so it was worth the money?
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>>5305610
His roommate is obviously a drug dealer.
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>>5305601
>not knowing how to copy DVDs
do you even lift
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>>5305613
>And it wouldn't be rape or molestation if I ASKED FIRST and got a YES
>implying
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>>5305603
yea the tail is huge on the offical cover for some reason. but i thought it looked cute.
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>>5305613
Just give her an usb stick will all the episodes on it
jeez
>>
DVNO
FOUR CAPITAL LETTERS
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>>5305633
shit
>>5305601
>>
>>5305582
>no waifu
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>>5305625
>Having to copy DVD's.
No thanks pumpkin.
I have that crazy thing known as money.
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>>5305627
>sex isn't consensual, even after the woman has said, definitively, "yes."

Anita Sarkeesian pls go
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>>5305622
It was. Actually the fact that it was printed made it even nicer than digital can convey. I forgot how great a physical drawing can look/feel vs screen.
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>>5305633
Pretty sure that's a far cry from laying pipe with Twilight.
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>>5305642
Enthusiastic, positive consent is the best!
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>>5305641
>spending money when you don't need to
>not exercising your right to make a backup copy of data you own
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>>5305535
How does this pony feel towards me?
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>>5305648
>tfw no one will ever be enthusiastic about having sex with you
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>>5305600

>That's how Twist______ discovers she can get you off the computer at any time when she needs it.
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>>5305667
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>>5305582
>>She hugs you gently from behind as you sit at your computer, holding herself against you.
>tfw your waifu has big metal arms
but she means well
I hnnng'd
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sunhorse
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>>5305664
Funny thing, several have.

God only knows why.
>>
Eh...
I'm waiting on a Celestia/NMM/Chrysalis. I guess they'd need a different mold for those.
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>>5305645

i can taste those scans already
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>>5305676
bathorse
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>>5305676
I would totally that horse.
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>>5305678
Forgot image
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>>5305677
You know what you should do? You should rub that in a bit more. I'm sure that'll make me feel better.
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>>5305664
I don't know that feel. Nothing is more sexy than a girl desperately trying to take both of your clothes off while kissing you passionately.
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>>5305677
fuck you
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>>5305676
why is she so beautiful?
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>>5305684
>Fluttershy
fucking dropped
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>>5305685
Sorry.

The common expression is "mfw", not "tfw."

"Their face when" doesn't mean "this is something I do or don't know."
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>>5305667
>>That's how Twist discovers she can get you off
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>>5305693
tfw is more commonly used as that feel when, or even thou face when, than their face when. But almost every time it's used here it's feel.
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>>5305693
>mfw not knowing "tfw" is "that feel when
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>>5305693
>tfw
>their face when
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>>5305667
If I had big titty Twist in my house, being on the computer would be the last thing on my mind.

If I had my way she'd take her top off the moment she set foot in the door and stay that way until she needed to go out.
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>>5305693
>being new
>2011+1
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>>5305702
>>5305703
>>5305704
Sorry, I was raised in the "their face when" tradition, with "mfw" being the accepted "this is what MY OWN FEELING IS OR WOULD BE.
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Don't mind me

just posting this innocent Gilda fanart
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>>5305676
>still chubby
damn
it is like Ross, who can't draw something not fat

oh well, you tried
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>>5305706
Is it weird that having a woman to talk about computers with turns me on more than that?
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>>5305706

No.

Bad Anon. You can have fetish talk ANY time.
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>>5305667
Girls in secondary school used to rub themselves against me all the time, because they enjoyed my autismal reactions.
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Chubby Celestia is sacrilege. Sacrilege I tells ya.
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>>5305715
Well no, people are all about "talk nerdy to me."
>>
Galatamon, if you're just joining us the server is still down from when I crashed it.

Can you find it in your heart to restart it and forgive me?
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>>5305715
Nope.
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>>5305713
Now post the uncensored one
please
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>>5305714
how is it chubby?
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>>5305719
>laughtrack
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>>5305714
>Chubby
What are you smoking?
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>>5305713
that is a brave man.
>find a chimera looking thing
>it appears to be wound by just some tree vine
>STICK DICK IN
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>>5305719
>>5305722
Oh, well alright.

I want her to whisper "Inthtall Gentoo" in my ear
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>>5305711
>Learned what 'tfw' and 'mfw' and the other variants, from MLPG.
>Have been here since the start.
>Felt like such a newfag even then.
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>>5305718
No it's not. It's alternatively cute and/or sexy. Now shut up and get her another slice of cake.
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>>5305714
>that
>chubby
I feel sorry for any women interested in you
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>>5305718
It's okay, ma'am. Everyone gains weight sometimes. If you need an exercise partner, all you have to do is ask.
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>>5305730

What do you mean?

He's just trying to help it out probably. You can't see past those boxes.
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>>5305715
If there was a pretty girl I could wax philosophical with about the inherent beauty of the y-combinator or the object/closure equivalence I'd marry her in an instant.
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>>5305731
I'd jutht like to interject for a moment~
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>>5305733
Celestia cannot get fat. Ever. Her godlike powers to maintain her natural beauty mean any excess weight is absorbed by the sun.

She'll never get fat.
>>
>got Cheerilee from McDs
>friend sent me magichorn and treekicker
>she is sending me more for some reason
>now I have a 12" cow plushie from Harvest Moon preorder

My room is going to be a god damn barn.

and im ok with that
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>>5305731
>I want her to whisper "Inthtall Gentoo" in my ear

WHY BONER

WHY
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>>5304945
>>5305676
>>5305358
Who are drawing these? Do you have a name?
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https://twitter.com/tarastrong/status/261506843581505536/photo/1
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>>5305747
redintravenous
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>>5305713

>censored
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>>5305676
Thank you very much.
Nightmare Moon too please?
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>>5305746
>Twist, my PC is running slow. Any advice?
>Delete Thithtem Thirty Two.
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>>5305743
So when she got her horn blackened by a bug, that was part of her 'natural beauty' right?
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>>5305743
>excess weight is absorbed by the sun.
>Pinkie Pie becomes the royal baker
>the years get hotter and hotter from then on and everyone wonders why
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>>5305748
>liking feet
why is this a thing
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>>5305743
>Celestia's gluttony ensures that the sun will burn approximately 230% longer than it would otherwise
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>>5305717
Where the fuck did you go to school, mate?

Girls at my school wouldn't go near me. Except for one who liked calling me a loser. But she had a shitty home life and shallow friends, so I think I had the high ground.
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>>5305742
>>5305731
>Twist being even more of a free software advocate than I am

Unf.
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>>5305761
Some people just get a kick out of it i guess.
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>>5305755
I'd pay good money to hear her say "sausages."
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>>5305761

Please, that's the tamest fetish to pass through here ever.

and because feet are gorgeous
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>>5305762
>adding mass to the sun
>making it burn longer
nigga pls
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>>5305748
I keep thinking she might slip back to sanity, but nope.
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>>5305757
Al Gore please...
Just please.
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>>5305706

>big titty Twist

That just sounds so... stupid and crass.

Even if I was talking about her at THAT size, she's more than a set of tits, Anon.
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>>5305766
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>>5305767
>she leans in close
>her lips are almost touching your ear
>you can feel her breath as she opens her mouth
>thhhauthhhagethhhhh
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>>5305775
Im the "Inthtall Gentoo" guy.

I've been imagining the pony this whole time.

Well the older version
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>>5305757
That explains global warming! Right now there is a pink horse feeding a regal white horse copious amounts of junk food!

The scientists need to know!
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>>5305766
Hey now, anon. Toe the line. Smith might hear you.
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>>5305768
Yeah, considering sometimes I entertain thoughts of blindfolding a pony, taping up her ears, and putting through a realistic gang-rape simulator over several days, eventually impregnating her in one of those sessions and leaving her to wonder which of the "dozens" of men raped her made her foal this child that's pretty tame.
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>>5305784
Hell no Im not gonna pussyfoot around.
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>>5305717
A stripper at my friend's 18th gave me a lapdance and I didn't know what to do. Looking back on it, it kinda reminds me of some of GG's awkward Snails comics.

Like, where do you put your hands? Also I was half leaning against a wall and it was uncomfortable and I couldn't move.
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>>5305778
>she demands to have something in return for saying sausages
>W-what would you l-like?
>"I want to turn your 3.5 inch floppy into a tholid thtate drive, Anon."
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>>5305775
Of course she is! She's a lovable nerdy girl with a penchant for sweets and software. That's just the most recognizable moniker for her around these parts.
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>>5305773
The worst part of it is that, having heard her in person, I now read her posts in the half-cartoon lilt she takes on whens he's jokey.

It's a lot like what Mabel sounds like on Gravity Falls all the time. Different actress, same impact.
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i just want to feed Celestia slices of cake and rub her belly while the licks the frosting off my fingers. is that too much to ask?
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>>5305789
Here goes my boner, fuck
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>>5305785

Sometimes I like to imagine DJ Acid shoving my inside of her unbelievably smelly boots, if that's any consolation.
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>>5305789
But you and I both know for some reason her speech impediment would make it sound like "ANNIN."

Why this gives me a boner I'll never know.
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>>5305767
>"Anon, breakfasth is ready!"
>"Eggth and tsasshhgthegsss!"
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>>5305789
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>>5305731
>>5305755
>>5305778
>>
>accidentally cause some sorta lisp fetish discussion.

Sorry guyth
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>>5305773

Hey at least she is not involved in stupid tumblr drama shit like Grey Delisle(Azula's VA )
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>>5305805
*Thorry
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>>5305767
Oh, fuck you. I used to get that constantly when I was a kid. Lisps are hard.
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>>5305810
FUCk
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>>5305789
>"Anon, put the firewall down."
>"What? Why?"
>"I don't have any virutheth, and my hard drive is read only, tho you can upload your data into but it won't thave."

Oh god. I shouldn't have given myself a boner.
>>
Let's play a game. We'll call it "Get a boner and you lose."

Pretty self-explanatory, right?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRDnN1SIZ_U&feature=plcp
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>>5305809
Avatar isn't even relevant anymore
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>>5305809
What sort of stupid tumblr shit has Grey gotten herself involved in?
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>>5305789
"How about I thay that word and YOU work out how to uthe (use) my expanthion thlot, hmm, Anon?"
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>>5305805
Don't be sorry, it's cute. It's one I never really think about much. Lisps and tooth gaps are adorable.
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>>5305805
>you will never hear Twist lisp about Lisp
Ithn't tail recurthion jutht tho amathing? And don't get me tharted on the macro thythtem.
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>>5305813
That's the nerdiest way I've heard anyone say 'i'm barren'
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>>5305809
>that actually happened
I have no idea what is going on in this fandom anymore.
>>
>I-impl-l-lying A l--l-lysp is e-ee-e-ven s-ssss-sexy.
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>>5305825
Or that she's on the pill
jeez man
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>all this Twist
Wow, uh, huh. Didn't think it was that much of a thing.

I haven't worked on it since last night but I figured you all deserve to see it at full size even in its current state. Good night, MLPG.
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>>5305811
The first boy I had a crush on had a bilateral lisp. God it made me melt.

Love's a crazy thing.
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>>5305825
>barren
>not taking pills, getting hormone shots, or having an IUD.
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>>5305825
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>>5305827

>Tfw used to have a terrible stutter
>Tfw took many speech classes and am now a great and powerful public speaker
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>>5305827
>stuttering girl
>I-I-I'm g-g--gonn-na c-c-um!

UNF
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>>5305829
>unf_inished
Haha, wow
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>>5305829
would a b-cup sized version be too much to ask for?
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>>5305817
>>5305826

http://greydelisle.tumblr.com/
http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/grey+delisle
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>>5305831
>>5305835
>>5305827
I'm just glad my lisp was corrected (mostly) by my braces. Now I just need to deal with this stutter...
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>>5305837

my fucking god

why have I never thought of this
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>>5305835
King Georgoe VI, pls.
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>>5305829

Please tell me you'll have a reduced version of that too. Please. ;_;
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>>5305829
Im not a fan of humanizations but Twist has been my third favorite since she showed up.

I think I may have a thing for women with something "wrong" with them...
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>>5305837
police pony just got a lot hotter
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WHERE ARE YOU WAIFU?
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>>5305837
yes
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>>5305829
>sketch lines of the body behind the massive breasts
See, this is how you keep your anatomy straight when you've got big jubblies in the way. I wish more artists did this so we'd get less deformed bodies.
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>>5305837
>C-c-cum i-inside m-m-me!

OH
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>>5305820
>tooth gaps
My nigga.
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>>5305859
> IMPREGNATION FETISH ENGAGED
GODDAMN IT ANON
I HAVE WORK IN 10 MINUTES
FUCK
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>Help turn talks to police pony.
kek
Even if I don't care for porn, she needs attention.
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>>5305859
>>5305837
>implying she'd finish

>I-I-I'm g-g-onna c-cu-AAAAAAAH"
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>>5305858
Some people don't do this? I thought it was obvious.
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>>5305853
Has there been any more of her? This is the only thing I have.
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>>5305863
MY NIGGA

Impregnation fetish is my ultimate vice. God damn it's fucking risky to have.
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>>5305871
Have you heard of Ross?
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>>5305870
Even better.
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>>5305841
>>5305849
Okay, here's a smaller version.
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>>5305855
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>>5305874
nothing recent
we need to get more of our drawfags drawing her
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>>5305864
>kek
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Can anyone care to explain Anon in Equestria to me?

I'm in the current thread and I have no fucking clue what to think of it.

Also anyone have that image of Anon holding Lyra and she end up asking if he wants to marry her.
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>>5305877
Ross doesn't really draw bug jubblies though. I mean, in the scheme of things.

He's just bad.
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>>5305876
Well, yes and no - I can get off with your average creampie if I see that rising need in her eyes that god she wants it, or the knowledge she DOES want my kids some day.

I cum buckets every time.
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>>5305881
reduced file-size.
ha.
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Do you think Spike listens to Rick Ross' "Hustlin" when he has to do library stuff alone?
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>>5305883
>there will never be femanon x pony greentext
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>tfw new Spotty the Cheetah Steven Magnet pic

oh gosh

oh gooooosh
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>>5305881
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>>5305874
There is the feelworks.
Dunno about drawings.
She needs more. Perhaps next time Jessy comes on, we can refrain from planes?

https://www.dropbox.com/sh/0dom05d8wy44ipz/WWxnJAOTaa/Police%20Pony
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>>5305895

EVERY DAY I'M HUSTLIN
EVERY DAY I'M HUSTLIN
EVERY DAY I'M
EVERY DAY I'M
EVERY DAY I'M HUSTLIN
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>>5305891
I don't want kids yet, but the idea of dumping a thick load into a begging female takes precedence to that desire to remain childless.

There's just something about the risk that sets me off. I literally cum so much I last about 5 minutes until the muscle spasms subside.
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>>5305900
link?
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>>5305897
There has been.
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>>5305913
any that's nonsexual?
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>>5305912

http://derpibooru.org/131611?scope=scpef8c5c4cc44e540e5748792bfce04d0628a28310e
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>>5305905
Sir I said dont play it again!
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>>5305887
it started off when someone posted a flutterrapist (fluttershy's hilariously failing to rape a human anon) greentext in /mlp/ and exploded into just greentexts about you living in equestria and just generic wish fulfilment stuff.
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>>5305887
Let me explain it to you as best as I can.
This may get graphic, as I will call it as it is.
For the sake of the children in the general I will spoil it.
Stop reading those threads. Seriously, that cannot be healthy.
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>>5305911

I love cumming that hard

though it's usually to butt worship or sweat
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>>5305911
Oh, as in "cum inside me"? Yeah. I love that shit.

"Knock me up," if I ever hear it in play situations, oh god, I get blackout orgasms.
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>>5305923
right, but how is that different from our own generic wish fulfilment stuff?
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>>5305398
no, its different, the tests are to find out what makes them happy even under captivity, so i can maximize it and so as a family we can all be happy and i can be in control.
have the season 3 episode titles been verified yet? why would they air on a weekday?
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>>5305827
I once saw a story from a guy with a death girlfriend he was tutoring in speech. She worked hard to tell him "I love you". She got really noisy during sex.
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>>5305887
>three times in one sentence
Twilight sure is good at scrunching
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>>5305936
>death
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>>5305930
not very, except we get creative with ocs and such.

also writers are generally better
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>>5305930

We use puns.
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>>5305919
>They are ERping in the comments.
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>>5305932
>why would they air on a weekday

Not going to look anything at all up, but remember that S1 aired on Friday afternoons.
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>>5305928
I mean specifically if I know the girl isn't on protection or if she's not sure she's still protected, I just can't resist.

Knock me up... oh fuck. Or I want your baby!
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>>5305942

I didn't even check the comments

should I?
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>>5305902
...does police pony have a name?
I mean like an actual name. not a profession.
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>>5305911
>>5305928
Let me give you guys a big ol' THIRDED

A girl who wants all she can get of me inside of her is really damn exciting. I actually willpower myself through and past the refractory period just to reward her with a good, hard, endless fucking when she lets me (or better, asks) to "finish" inside her. Even if I can hardly feel my dick, the idea of seeding her just makes me want to keep on making love to her.
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>>5305942
>reading comments on the internet
I shiggy diggy.
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>>5305956
>reading your comment
Oh fuck I failed.
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>>5305952
Probably.
But by the General?
Keep in mind how we name ponies here.
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>>5305959
4chan is exempt. alternately, go to /b/ and don't bother with the exemption.
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>>5305923

So it's basically what we do except we're better at it?

>>5305925

I agreed. I don't understand why there needs to be a constant thread up about a fictional character living out fanon in equestria.
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>>5305954
>girl is giving me a bj
>Want me to cum in your mouth?
>"No I want you to cum inside me."
It took every ounce of strength not to explode on her face right there and then. That was one of the best shags I've ever had.
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>>5305964
I don't think police pony exists outside the general
does she...?
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>>5305971
Lord I hope not.
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>>5305964
Midnight Blossom is a cute name
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>>5305971
I am pretty sure she was created to keep us in one thread.
So, she is ours.
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>>5305973
So is Skippy.
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>>5305971
Reminder: we thought that Fluffy Pony would stay locked to the MLPG.
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>this took 1 and 1/2 months
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>>5305981
what
I
how
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>>5305969
>>"No I want you to cum inside me."
...
Best blowjob ever.
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>>5305976
I know he's embarrassed of his name
but what does she think of hers?
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>>5305981
>took me less than a second to think its terrible

Art must be suffering.
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>>5305981
thanks now I have a headache
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>>5305980
Wrong.
We didn't think about anything leaving MLPG back then because we were still in /co/
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>>5305976

>"MY GRANDFATHER WAS GENERAL STORMSKIPPER! NOBODY LAUGHED AT *HIM!*"
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>>5305981
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>>5305981
Why would anyone spend even a second thinking about drawing that, let alone a month and a half drawing it.
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>>5305964
it's be nice if she had something more than a designation
but we'd probably never be able to reach a consensus anyways
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>>5305981
>AND YOU THOUGHT THAT WAS MY FIRST LEVEL OF SPARKLEDOG!
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>>5305990
>we were still in /co/
I hate knowing this feel, bro.
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>>5305967
>I don't understand why there needs to be a constant thread up about a fictional character living out fanon in equestria.

well see the thing is /mlp/ exists. since mlp was a topic that could be contained in one thread (this general back on /co/) this meant to fully utilise the 15 pages we got we are allowed to have extremely specific thread topics, and AiE happens to be one that interests a lot of folks. if you argue that, you could also argue why have threads dedicated to pictures of a certain pony, or fluffy pony threads, or many of the specific threads here.
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>>5305981
It's almost like Jem had a head-on collision with Sonic Underground.
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>>5305996
>it'd
fuck, time for bed
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>>5305897
We could make some right now as long as the pony is male and well-hung. The femanon being busty and milky is a plus.
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>>5306001
Shouldn't you be asleep, Twilight?
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Which human pony would wear converse?

Actually, which brand of shoe would each wear at all?
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>>5305990
Kinda my point. We had no idea this shit could transcend the General. We lived in a more innocent time, Anon.

But innocence is dead.
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>>5305996
Well shit, you are asking the chillest of MLPG for a name for a pony that they like, but never named.
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>>5305969
You got a preferred position for breeding? Call me vanilla but missionary works well for me, especially since I can hold up her hips to keep any of it from leaking out...
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>>5306006
I was hoping for nonsexual
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>>5305994

is not that bad, is it?

i actually like this one
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>>5306014
Missionary works well because you can push real deep in the final thrust, and that usually sets the girl off and she starts gyrating her hips due to the sensation.

I fucking love it when they do that.
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>>5306013
should we come up with one...?
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hm
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>>5306018
>is not that bad, is it?
It kind of is
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>>5306021
This might be my ridiculous lack of sleep talking, but maybe Copper Shine?
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>>5306018
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>>5306022
Oh, that is lovely indeed.
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>>5306018
From a technical viewpoint, they are good drawings.

But they are awful.
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>>5306021
G-go for it, I am shit at this.
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>>5306022
>no bowtie
BLUNDER OF THE CENTURY
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>>5306018
Better than slugbox or JJ I guess.
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>>5306033
>implying
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>>5306009
Hah
and considering I just saw >>5305624 with that tail wag, I'm hnnging pretty hard right now
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>>5306001

Maybe I'm just tired or I have a more sensitive temper towards bronies at the moment, but everything you just said disgust me.

I'm not mad at you for pointing those things out. I'm just pissed that those things exist.

Ah what the hell, time for bed.
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Which pony has the floppiest labia?
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>>5306008
twilight probably burns the midnight oil on a daily basis.

's why she needs that fuckin owl
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>>5306033
anon pls
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>>5306020
Oh yeah, when she gets her mons and clit stimulation by grinding madly against your crotch? That's about when I hilt deep to feel her cervix kissing my tip just as I paint her insides. Heaven.
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>>5306044
Celestia and Luna are tied.
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>>5306025
I dunno, that sounds like she has a cutie mark having to do with pennies

if possible we should also take into account the siren cutie mark
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>>5306044
Fluttershy. She's really self-conscious about them.

Rarity would have the faintest hint of a slit until she opened her legs, and the pink slit would open ever so slightly to reveal a small hole and her dainty clitoris.
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>>5306047
>bowtie not fat too
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>>5306054
>>5306056

Noooooo

NOOOOOOOOO

not this

i'm full of fetishes already, pls no
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>>5306022
>>5306047
Hey Red you do shipping? Can you draw celestia and nightmare moon kissing? if that's okay with you, of course
princest is my thing
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>>5306055
>copper
>Noun:
>1: A red-brown metal, the chemical element of atomic number 29. [etc]
>2: A police officer.

>shine
>the fuck do you think a spinning light does, nigga
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>>5306056
>>Rarity's vagina being a slit and nothing else
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>>5306063
sure, ill do that and then the normal NMM pic and then I'm done for awhile I think, I need rest
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>>5306071
Thanks man
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>>5306067
I understand the justification for it
yet it still sounds like something having to do with pennies
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>>5306056
Do you think Pinkie Pie's pussy would be a little puffy with some slight labial protrusions?

Unf.
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>>5306022
>mfw i dont understand why so many people here have pregnant fetish

getting a girl pregnant is like my worst fear in life right now
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>>5306071
Thank you, kind sir.
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>>5306078
do you have any better ideas, then?
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>>5306078
What about Fuzz Blue?
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>>5306080
Keep in mind the sort of situations these anons will literally never ever be in.
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>>5306085
now you're just mashing words together.
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>>5306025
>>5306055
Bonni Chip
Get the reference, win a cookie.
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>>5306080

For me, it's half terrifying because I'm in such a shitty position right now, and half knowing it's a primal drive, and if I have a child, I'll have succeeded as a life-form - passing on my genes to another generation.
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>>5306047
hello red, i like your picture and think you are a nice person.
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>>5306080

>Tfw you know Rose probably isn't testing the waters before releasing straight-up full frontal of her fursona
>but you can dream
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>>5306080
Because they don't want a girlfriend; they want a new mommy they can have sex with.
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>>5306080
Amen.
Though different strokes for different folks.
This stroke for me personally.
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>>5306080
>dat filename
>dat file
well done sir.
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>>5306085
awful.
again.
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>>5306091
thank you kind anon
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>>5306014
>>5306020
>>5306051
> bros on MLPG talking about breeding
> and it's not the gay breeding
> talking about knocking up women as a fetish
I -- I truly belong here.
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>>5306080

I will never understand what leads people to slap animal characteristics together and call it a "fursona."

Or to MAKE a fursona in the first place.
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>Tfw Superman will never hug you and tell you that you're a super man yourself

I'm gonna keep doing selfless, anonymous good deeds until it happens.
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>>5306104
it's like having an imaginary friend
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>>5306101
Another anon here.

I appreciate your work as well. I dont know why but I like the way you do cheeks.

Weird I know
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>>5306080
>>5306080
>pregnant Rose
UNF
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>>5306089
Nobody?

Too vague?
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>>5306104

>Hey I like this animal
>I'm gonna make it myself and put some other human shit on it

It's not hard to understand. Sometimes it's fun, sometimes it's erotic, sometimes it's because the person is batshit.
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>>5306089
...what's the reference?
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>>5306109
I'm not a fan of the cheeks on that pone, but I love how Red makes the ponies look happy.
>>5306101 for example. So god damn happy.
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>>5306109
i am glad people like my chubby cheeks

thank you!
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>>5306080
It's got to do with the big belly.
I think evolutionarily, humans are hardwired to like a bit of chub on the belly. Means the woman is more fertile or something.
Pregnant/Chubby/Same size Vore(?)/Egg laying(?) all use this concept but to the extreme.
>>5306094
Muhny needs to draw more ponies.
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>>5306114
Yes, anon.
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>>5306119
>I'm not a fan of the cheeks on that pone

What about the other cheeks
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>>5306117
>She also starred as Sally in the 1978 theatrical crime drama Acapulco Gold and had recurring roles as Georgia on the 1977 television series Rosetti and Ryan and as a young Taurus woman on the original Battlestar Galactica.[6]

>A guest role as a car thief on CHiPs led to the featured role as Officer Bonnie Clark that made her a household name.
>>
I like how mlpg's idea of a good threads is built entirely of fetishes and casual off topic and sex.
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>>5306123
More body fat = famine resistant to some extent.
>>
anyone down for some mafia
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>>5306116

I remember hearing a story from someone I knew ages ago who had a creepy cousin who insisted on knowing what her "fursona" was after telling her he was a blue wolf with a triforce on his chest.

She told him hers was the Ebola Virus.
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>>5306129
hiatus.
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>>5306129

At this point a "good thread" is one without assloads of shitposting
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>>5306128
Knowing the reference now? That works.
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Do you think she can take it to the knot?
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>>5306129

>implying hivemind

I want cuddles and >feels, dammit.
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>>5306102
I know, right?

When I get back in the saddle currently single and poor ;_; I was thinking I'd start taking supplements so I can give my girl the load she deserves. I know it doesn't affect fertility per se but the psychological impact of seeing and feeling more than a teaspoonful pour into her... man.
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>>5306136
>assloads of shitposting

I know, it stinks when that happens.
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>>5306129

anybody that sat here through the hiatus only lied to themselves about wanting to talk about pony
the community here is great
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>>5306129
Least we aint mad. I look forward to the return of ponies, but this is as good as we get for now.
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>>5306140
>getting back in the saddle
>going bareback

FUCK.
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>>5306147
>not going bearback
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>>5306123
Damn straight. Khorme's nice, but the first time I saw those red lines my boner pierced the god damned heavens.
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>>5306140

>reducing her to amazedly saying "Oh my GOD...!" over and over again.
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>>5306137
Sorry about the confusion.
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>>5306104
my real life is horrible and i am too lazy to fix it. so i sleep all day and pretend i am a dragon.
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>>5306143
That's all I want; I've never lied in my life.
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>>5306158
It's a hazard when making obscure references, anon. Happens to everyone at least once.
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I'm just fine with "Police Pony," but If you guys are gonna name her properly...

...can you find a name for Zebra Cop?
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>>5306170
Chief

Thats it. Nobody knows his real name.
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>>5306170
but Zebras don't use pony naming conventions
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>>5306175
I'm okay with this.
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>>5306164
I know, I figured making her name as obscure as possible with such a 90's police show would make her work.
Not to mention, I could make her name and 'chip' wrap into that reference somehow.
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>>5306155
Even not on supplements, just holding back for a day or two and then finishing at the tail end of a long session can surprise a girl.
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>>5306175

>His partner did
>did
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>>5306161
>tfw you've had more fun and felt happier rp'ing as a pony than you've been for several months

we're all waiting for virtual reality to happen
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>>5306138
But there is no knot on that dildo
>>
anons pls

I haven't had sex since last October
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>>5306175
I'll allow it...
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>>5306187
and of course he is always X amount of days from retirement

always.
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>>5306179
Bonni Chip...
Officer Chip...
hmm...
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>>5306190
Give it ten years anon. Then we'll never have to look outside again.
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>>5306198
+1 for Chip
It sounds cute (and a little tomboyish)
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>>5306194
>one year
>not six+
get on my level ;_;
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>>5306196
>he's perpetually postponing it
>he knows the whole precinct would probably fall apart without him
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>>5306203
>six+

26 here.
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>>5306213
Wizard pls
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>>5306203
>1 year
>not 21

DYESF?
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>>5306190

>Not RPing as a better person
>In real life

It begins to become a part of you, you know. I wish someone would have told me this back in high school.

If you pretend to be athletic or popular or funny, you actually become those things.
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>>5306213
out of how many alive?
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>>5306190
MLPDND?
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>>5306198
>"Chip, more like 'Skip'!"
>...
>'Dude she was right there!'
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>>5306220
26

>>5306215
Getting a robe and everything.

and thanks to an Anon here I will be getting a grimoire too.
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>>5306218
I don't pretend to be popular or funny, yet somehow I seem to be accumulating friends that think I have a sense of humor.

The athletic part is true, though. oh god I'm throwing myself at a hill on my bike later today why am I still awake

>>5306226
Okay. What you need to do is get your ass to Las Vegas with a few hundred bucks and find yourself a hooker.
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>>5306226
Which house?
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>>5306234
Hookers are cheating.
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>>5306218
i pretend to be funny all the time, and people do think i'm funny, but that's it. they don't think think of me as a person or a friend but rather as "that dude that says funny things." (though that may be the anxiety speaking. i don't know, i'm slowly recovering)

>>5306221
nope. RP rooms on pony irc networks. i should probably try DnD, never got into it.
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>>5306202
what if she's embarrassed of her tomboyish name?
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>>5306234

>Tfw yesterday was supposed to be a cardio day
>Tfw it has to be today now and it's gonna throw off your whole schedule

I fucking hate sleep
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>>5306234
>Giving up wizardhood for sex with a hooker
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>>5306242
And this is why you're a virgin.
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>>5306080
I like pregnant women and impregnating women.

I don't see a problem here.
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>>5306234
>paying for a Succubus to steal my mana

>>5306239
MY house nigga

Or maybe Hufflepuff
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>>5306259

>Hufflepuff

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0Z5_wipT2o
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>>5306181
>>5306155
>>5306140
There's a sage old image macro for this.
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>>5306245
The sub is always open, though maybe we should run a game in the dead threads like we used to.
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>>5306213
same here bro
let's feel together
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>>5306246
I'm sure she is more concerned about shuddering at dispatch then her name.
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>>5306253
No, I'm a virgin due to social anxiety and being overweight.
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>>5306262
>same house as Derpy

im ok with that
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>>5306247
>tfw you see times posted for the hill you're working on and the top is 1:45
>tfw the slope leading up to the hill kicks your ass
>tfw it's less than a mile at ~5% grade
fuck it, gonna try this sleep shit again.
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>>5306271
well duh.
but in addition to that.
>>
>that feel when you make someone happy with your work
This is the reason I write. Hell, this is the reason I do a lot of the things I do. This is the best feel.
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>>5306264
I don't get why he included L-Arginine in the final mix if it didn't have conclusive results. I can skip on that, right?
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>>5306275
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>>5306283
>that feel when you make someone unhappy with your work
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>>5306285

I only take pygeum and lecithin, the results are great.
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>>5306285
There's some evidence it helps increase blood flow and/or increases sensation, but that varies from person to person.

I'd safely say you can ignore it.
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>>5306283
I dont write but I like knowing that something I've done has brightened someone's day even just a little.
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>>5306275
>>5306286
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>>5306283
>that feel when someone reposts something you made
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>>5306292
>>5306286
>>5306275
I swear to god if this shit gets made before an actual GOOD pony game I'm going to keep waiting because I want pony vidya god damnit

I even played that panka DS one
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>>5306275
>>5306286
>>5306292
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>>5306289
From everything I've read, those are the two big active ingredients in the Grail. Zinc and L-arginine are extra gravy for extra gravy.
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>>5304153
I'm a virgin. I'm more that capable of going out and getting a hooker and I imagine a number of people do, but that won't solve anything. I'd be able to say a number less than my age in "how long has it been" discussions and I'd be able to act superior to people on 4chan but that's about it.

It won't make me better at talking to girls or capable of having meaningful relationships and I'd still be mad jelly of people who can.
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>>5306287
>tfw every time you write something, people have nothing but negative criticism for you

Guess I'm just fucking terrible, then.
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>>5306299
Zinc has a reputation for helping raise free testosterone, and sometimes has been linked with increased throughput, but it's a crapshoot.

So yeah, extra gravy.
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>>5306301
Almost wizard here.

My problem is total apathy when it comes to relationships.

Feels alright man.
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>>5306297
>panka DS one
What?
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>>5304359
Alright, I know I vanished for a good while, but I finally figured out my layout for that picture you wanted, anon.

I think I'm going to take a little break before I color it and add the background, but I wanted to know what everybody thought about it first.
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>>5306301
Come on man, not your personal blog
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>>5306311
I think he means the G3 one.
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>>5306312
>Angel doesn't look like he's about to wreck someone's shit
Try again.
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>>5306309
I've also heard it helps 'whiten up your whites', so to speak. But it's certainly something you should stick to lower doses of.
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>>5306312
opal is best pet
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>>5306297
>shit

sorry?
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>>5306309
Then again, there's this more sanded-down version of those above results.

Of all things I wonder if it's considered a positive among Equestrians to have significantly increased loads.
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>>5306320
>you will never hit it off with Opal much to Rarity's chagrin
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>>5306311
Fuck yeah motherfucker.

All I could see was PINK for weeks.
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>>5306310
I don't know what my problem is. All my friends who can get into relationships are the touchy feely kind. They hug a lot and can talk about meaningless stuff for ages. That's not me.

>>5306314
I meant to quote >>5306253.
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>>5306316
I thought about making him angry, but I thought it'd be much cuter if I tried to have the pets mimic the original poses, as long as it wasn't out of line for them. Same reason I didn't make Opal grumpy. Do you think I should rally change it?

>>5306320
I adore Opal. She's so cute.
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>>5306323
BIG

MEATY

I dont like it
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>>5306315
>>5306329
Oh ;_;
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>>5306104
I saw a really good and cute one the other day. Let me see if I can find it...
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Kitty Katswell or Callie Briggs?
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>>5306346
Are either interested in fucking without protection?

Because to be totally honest that's the one thing on my mind right now.
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>>5306346
>Callie Briggs

Oh baby
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>>5306346
Briggs hands down.
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>>5306344
>>5306104
By which I mean this one.
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>>5306335
Different anon, I like it the way it is.
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>>5306346

>No Nicole Watterson

I floop the pig
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we ded
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>>5306361
You can't floop pig cards
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>>5306385
[You can't prove that]
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>>5306385
Well, it's 6am CST, so yeah, I DED. Maybe others too.
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How many times would you impregnate Pinkie?
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>>5306414
... Would I ever stop trying?
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>>5306414
UNF
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>>5306414
Am I also a pony in this scenario? Because I ain't raising no manhorse hybrid bastards.
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Somebody stram.
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>>5306430
stram what
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>>5306436

What have you got?
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>>5306357
Awesome! I'm glad to hear it. I'll definitely get this all fancied up for tomorrow.

He's a different version that I decided against because Gummy looks stupid in it.
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>>5306436
Yourself, eating peanut butter straight from the jar.
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>>5306430
I can stram Prometheus if you want
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>>5306430
Here's a good stream.
http://www.livestream.com/delgo
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>>5306404
>CST
mah nigga
eating malt-o-meal and drinking coffee to pull my soul back from the next life
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>>5306445
>delgo
oh god no
no
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>>5306424
unf-anon pls go, you are out of control tonight
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>>5306425
nigga, pones are like pokemons

females always give birth to the same species like them

your child will only have the same mane color like your hair

you gotta fuck em all
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>>5306443
only if it is the extended version, i have been wanting to see that.
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>>5306455
unf.
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>>5306443
Fucking do it.
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>>5306457
>same mane color like your hair
>black
I ain't raising no grimderp OC
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>>5306425
You're human
Pony magic means that there's a 50/50 chance of being either the father or the mothers species

Having fraternal twins is the cutest thing ever if one is a pony and one is a human
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>>5306464
There's an extended edition?
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>>5306473
>Pink/Black OC
Oh god
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evilmoonhorse
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>Prometheus
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>>5306475
it says there is an extra 25minutes in the beginning explaining the story more
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Which pony's mouth would you most like to cum inside? Think carefully about your answer.
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>>5306492
I enjoyed it.
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>>5306474
>>5306425
>>5306457

when you sex pone your child ends up being anthro
DYEWTS?
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>>5306501
Sweetie Belle
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>>5306502
You shouldn't.
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>>5306501
Twilight.

From the other side.
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>>5306385

WELL I GUESS THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO FIX THAT.
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>>5306501
Twilight.
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Prometheus is an average sci-fi movie that has breathtaking visuals, a bore of a plot and a cast of stupid, unlikeable characters.
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>>5306501
Luna
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Alright, please enjoy Prometheus

http://www.livestream.com/yeowzacinema
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Will we ever see Cranky again?
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>>5306523
>that drawn out scene of the biologist guy provoking the snake alien before it killed him
Fuck. I have never wanted someone to just die already in the history of anything.
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>>5306486
That is one sexy horse.
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>>5306486
oh my
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>>5306539
Never ever.
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>>5306539
Yes
In the S3 finale the mane cast is defeated. The retreat and after years they try again but the villain is still to powerful.

Just before the final blow all secondary characters, oneshots abd BG ponies show up to lend their friendship and help the mane six defeat the villain
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>>5306509
Explain why.
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>>5306552
Gohan pls, that's not going to happen on MLP.
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is it true that pone is mammu?
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>>5306561
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-x1YuvUQFJ0
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>Search "clop" on twitter for funny things to RT
>Jordan ಠ_ರೃ @MLPJordann
>If my mom ever found out what clop is and asked me if I clop I wouldn't deny
>15 years old
NOOOOOOOOPE
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>>5306579
>Ever admitting you masturbate to horses
>EVER
>TO YOUR FAMILY
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>>5306567
I get all that.

That's still not you explaining why I shouldn't have enjoyed it. I can overlook the fact that there are a lot of questions left unanswered considering it was deliberately made as a trilogy so some questions might be answered in subsequent movies.
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>>5306579
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>>5306579
So you're what, like 18 years old? Why are your here right now? You figure you're going to have some fun, making fun of "those bronies!" No, you should stop. You're making a fool of yourself. Re-evaluate your life and come back later,.
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>>5306591
Hahahaha
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nu throd pl0x
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>>5306587
About 80% of those questions can't be answered and are entirely due to bad writing.

Performances were okay though
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>>5306579
>mfw my mother found my old internet history and saw shit tons of straight furry porn
>mfw I was also supposed to be gay
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>>5306595
I'm 22, and my point was it's unsettling that underage kids are making masturbation habits public on the internet.
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>>5306607
hearst
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>>5306606
paheal has been overrun with 15 year old for the past 2 years, i'm not surprised.
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>>5306609
>boop ponehearst in the snout to establish superiority
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>>5306606
Gotta remember, anon.Teenagers are a cesspool of hormones and bad decisions. They aren't really that smart right now.
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>>5306603
I still enjoyed the film without those questions needing to be answered.

I get that the writing was shit. It was written by Damon Lost-what-thefuck-is-this-shit Lindelof. I knew what I was going to get. I enjoyed the film despite that, especially the visuals, which were fucking fantastic.
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>>5306586
.speaking_autism.png
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test
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NEW HOARSE WHEN
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>>5306701
>
>>5306609

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