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>>527194

>Griffon thread


Time to take a break

Griffon is very pretty pone

>consensual sex in the missionary position with the lights off for the sole purpose of procreation

>>527214
>not taking a beak

what are you listening too? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8l0BJmU3YIA
It gets better after one minute

>>527214
Nah you should take a beak

>>527194
A new horse brings new possibilities.

>>527217

SICK FUCK

>>527214

>>527214
DONT YOU MEAN TIME TO TAKE A... BEAK?
HAHA
GET IT?

>>527186
This is the first time I've replied to you and I hate myself so damn much for it.
>Not an attentionwhore.
>Needlessly tripfagging.
>mfw trying and failing to resist replying to you.

I do not have very many griffon images
But I suppose this will suffice

>>527217

reported
filtered
hidden
informed the president
called France to arms

griffons?

have a pretty pone instead

>>527233
Shut up Iron Will I am being assertive by saying No.

Every time I browse MLP i get a huge boner.

It's the only thing that gets me off nowadays.

inb4 multibingo

>>527233
Give me something to draw then.

>>527225
aww man fuck you

>>527233
I'm just gonna install Freespace 2 and maybe test it for just a little bit but after that!

>>527249
BUT THAT ISN'T CELESTIA

>>527265
Iron Will doing squats.

>>527233
Here, have something fresh.

>>527265
roseluck and lyra in a fancy hat battle

>>527265
Iron will >rape

To be honest, I never liked Gilda. "I grooove on a good prank!" She was annoying to me and I hated how every word out of her mouth just dripped with resent.
But I still felt bad for her at the end and wish everyone would discover that she's just misunderstood.

>>527271

So? It's not supposed to be.

>>527249

That's a very pretty pone

Almost as pretty as Spitfire

>>527271

Did somebody say Celestia thread

>>527283
U JUST JELLY BECOZ YOU NO HAEV HOARN END WENGS

i firmly believe that someone knows full-well what they're up to

i mean, spike waking up to the sound of clopping, come on

>>527293

Who needs those?

>>527262
That bingo is so shit I think this thread already bingoed.

>>527291
>Say Celestia
>Post Molestia

>>527300
That's stupid.
You're stupid.
Go be stupid somewhere else, stupid.

>>527291
Every thread should be about based Winghorn Goddess.

>>527222

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LV_x_vpKN-A

I can't fucking stop.

>>527291
I don't think a princess would say something like that

>>527262

Ableism should be replaced by fetish talk/>wingfags/Spitfags

>>527288
Oh Griffon thread?
So ow do you guys think they are?

Nomadic race that travels everywhere?
The Dwarfs?
A proud race of warriors that puts honor above else?
Barbarians that were united under a king but after his assassination they almost gone extinct due to the civil war for power?

>>527300

No. Just no.

i think pinkie pie and rarity make a better comedy team than pinkie pie and twilight sparkle

>>527324
Yup

Why aren't you guys, like, you know, drawing?

>>527302
She doesn't need a horn, she is fine with just awesome wings.

You will never get to preen them for her.

>>527324
I wish I was a powerful sultan with a harem of 10,000 Pinkies, 10,000 Derpies, and 10,000 Sweeties.

>>527324
a pinkie & rarity song duet would be cool

>>527333
I just did, now shut the fuck up >>527274

>>527324

I agree.

/r/ing the Luna jumping of balcony pic.

>>527338
All my money. All of it.

>>527342

>please respond

>>527311
I would form a covenant with Prettywings.

>>527241
Feel free to join my fan club.

>>527351
You are the personification of your picture.

>>527338
So would a Celestia song and a Sweetie and Rarity duet but the chance of those happening are small.
Well except the Celestia one since Nicole asked Ingram and the writers for one..I think

>>527282
She's not misunderstood.
She's a total fucking bitch.
She reacts to things she doesnt like by getting angry at them, and she deserved to be kicked out of her own party, which, might I add, she wasn't, she left by herself. The ONLY person other than Gilda at fault in that episode was Pinkie, and even then, Gilda could have handled that better.
If Gilda cant talk things out with one of her long time friends to preserve their friendship, then they dont need to BE friends, and she is either too stubborn, or too shallow to do anything about it.
She's not misunderstood.

Question, why has Ask Jappleack gone from being random comedy replies to questions to being a grimdark fuckup?

>>527336
you need a beak to preen and I don't want to be a bird

>>527262
we did get a bingo saturday

>>527188
>accomplish something
i'm not really a fan of bottle episodes *shrug*

>>527192
>CELESTIA OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE
that was a bit odd. you would have thought she would have been all 'damnit twilight sparkle i told you about this before you silly pony'

>>527368
Yet most other people don't understand this
Same applies to Trixie

>>527368
But that's why I didn't like her.
I probably would have liked her better if she'd learned some kind of lesson.

>>527370

I have absolutely no fucking clue

Goddammit I hate what happened to that tumblr

you will never draw well

>>527376
bon bon got a different cutie mark and not a different VA

that should count for something

>That feel that this >feel is never finish.

>>527378
All she did was Hi Twilight bye Twilight
It was funny for me but it doesn't make any sense
Why would she be in the Starswirl the bearded wing of the archives at that hour ?

>>527370
Also why is it "ASK-Jappleack" if this fuckface only posts comics without answering questions?

would you let griffon harm you sexually?
where

>>527386
>

>>527370
Man I hate it when things are going really comedy oriented and then suddenly get really slow, and then something comes out thats really dark and ends on a cliffhanger.
But I doubt Max would ever do that!

>>527389
>Liking Gilda
You are worse than Hitler.

>>527367

I would do many unspeakable things for a Celestia/luna duet.

>>527370
He's just preparing everything for the next .MOV

Also >still following that Tumblr

>>527222
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BW3gKKiTvjs

>>527412
celestia developed ptsd?

>>527222
It's crappy live quality, but the song is golden.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fWV0GeYuj0

>Be at bar for this production company I did some work for
>Chilling minding my own business
>Gay guy talks to me and I humor him but give him uninterested vibes
>He didn't catch it
>Chatting with someone else and I got felt up by him
>Didn't want to make a scene so I ignored him
>I left

My concern here is that I don't remember the part inbetween all of this. My ass don't hurt and my mouth doesn't taste like dick so I guess that's a good thing. I'm just worried though that I've been drugged.

This is going to be nagging my head for the rest of the week.

>>527351

>get drunk
>tell friend you overheard him talking about ponies over IM
>tell him you like it too

Fuck. FUCK. FUCK FUCK FUCK. Just one time, ALL I WANTED WAS TO NOT DO THIS STUPID SHIT, GOD DAMN

He's a fucking brony and all, too. Jesus Christ.

>>527402
No. She is the worst character in the show.

Also whoever posted the link for that "Let your mane down" song, fuck you.

>>527410
C'mon, imagine how much fun wrestling with her could be.
And she wasn't even that much meaner to fluttershy than everybody in PYHD.

>>527396

Maybe she knew Twilight would be there. That would explain the otherwise nonsensical "happy Tuesday" greeting.

Don't ask me how she would've known, it was just a gag in a little girl's cartoon show.

>>527407
It's silly, it's like he's run out of ideas so now is resorting to LOL GRIMDARK to keep getting hits on his Tumblr.

>>527434
lol faggot can't hold his drink

>>527426

>He knows what dick tastes like.

>>527426
>My personal blog

>>527222
http://soundcloud.com/retro-fix/mord-fustang-unreleased-demo

Gotta love Fustang.

>>527333
I've been drawing all day. And yet have managed to draw nothing.

>>527445
I regularly dream of sucking my own dick

>>527445
I don't, but I assume it has a distinct taste

>>527454
>Not being able to suck your own dick

>>527426
My Little Blog: Lying Is Magic

>>527426
Didn't you post about this the other night when you got home?
You sounded really fucked up at the time.

>>527363
I know

>>527461
>being flexible enough to suck your own dick

Would you take GG in under the stipulation that he has to stay in your basement and be your sex slave and pretend to be your favorite pony?

>>527344

>>527463
>>527450
Well excuse me! I'm just a little perplexed is all. Got to use an outlet somewhere and frankly I'm not too crazy at the idea of telling my friends. I prefer random strangers instead

>>527414
>implying I don't hope to see something funny again
>implying I should not hope
>implying I don't know I am lying to myself

I do, I know you are right. I should stop following, but my baseless hope keeps me sporadically checking it every could of weeks or so.

Isn't the next .MOV about Twilight?

>>527426

You afraid of being loved in the ass/mouth by another man?

What are you some kind of faggot?

>>527344
And the version used in ponychan

>>527478
I'm not going to reveal your spoiler, and just assume it says "kiss".
Yes, I'd kiss my favorite pony.

>>527475
>not being flexible enough to suck your own dick

>>527420
no, she is a nervous wreck normally

countless years of being deferred to in awe have left her disconnected from her subjects' true feelings, and the more she tries to get them to open up the more they panic

she carries the burden well, but reading the letters from her star pupil make it all worthwhile

and even then, the letters have been dropping off lately, sometimes they don't come through for days at a time

should she feel sad, or glad? she just doesn't know

>>527472
What? Do you know where it is in the archive?

>>527333
Making food
Installing Freespace

like fire
hellfire

>>527494
>>527479
I dont get it

>>527478
No, that would be awful.
poor guy

>>527500
What kind of reaction is that?

What the fuck is this?

>>527485
That's fine and all, but nobody gives a fuck.

>>527485
>>>/adv/
>>>/soc/
>>>/b/
>>>facebook
>>>myspace
>>>blogger
>>>twitter

>>527507
They trolled ponychan by telling them it was a spoiler screencap from an unaired episode.

>>527485
wouldn't /br/ead care more?

>>527506
I-I shouldn't like this...

>>527493
>Hands
But I must admit this is a pretty awesome picture.

>>527519
Oh!
...
I still dont get it.

>>527513
It now has adds
You probably are using ABP so you aren't seeing it

>>527513
Eco needs money

>>527506

>seapony in a jar

HAH.

>>527515
thats harsh

>>527485
So you think we care about your life? Your first mistake. So you think that we will actually reply and give you advice about it? Your second mistake.

I do not allow people to make a third, foolish Anon.

>>527519


Are there any screencaps of that because shit sounds hilerious

>>527517
>>527520
All those things are for faggots. I'm a go archive diving. This better not be a troll

>>527509
>poor guy
Well, you'd be giving him a place to live.

>>527479

Thank you based anon

>>527527
What don't you get, the actual picture? I asked Jr. to do a scene from NTSTS's story Lunacy, where Luna tries to kill herself from jumping off a castle tower.

>>527523

Give in to the anthro, dear anon!

>>527538
Sentries ruined all the fun
I think there was 1 or 2 good coments but that was it

>>527367
>Celestia song

what would this sound like

Derpy is a very adorable pony given the opportunity.

Derpy is a very adorable pony if given the opportunity.

>>527552
Wait, that sentry bullshit is actually true?
I thought that w as just a joke.

>>527506
This burning desire is turning me to sin

>>527548
anthro is awful

>>527443

I think things should have ended with apple.mov. Why does everything in this fandom have to be run into the ground?

>>527333
Because I drew yesterday.

>>527554
A very pretty poni.

>>527554
>>527559

You're as retarded as derpy.

>>527547
No, I just dont get why it was used to 'troll' ponychan

>>527537
Like I said. Just need to share it with someone. Don't much care what response I get cause I don't care

Anyone follow this tumblr?

It's pretty decent actually, no grimderp, drama or shipping. The art is decent too

>>527560
Yes
And since we moved to /mlp/ they even sometimes defend ponychan.

>>527553
glorious life lesson for main 6

>>527560
Either it was someone actually from ponychan, or someone from the threads that wanted to ruin the fun for everyone.

>>527545
Isn't he also moving out with his brother?

>>527553
In a word, perfection.

>>527544
You said that you nearly got hit by a white horse and shouted out something along the lines of "YOUR FASHION SENSE AIN'T TINGLING, RARITY".
I'm not even fucking kidding.

>>527569
Whoops. That wasn't on purpose.

>>527548
God I fucking hate Scappo.

>>527574
Holy if it's like they are actually autistic as fuck.

>>527573
all the decent tumblrs I used to follow have either died or slowed to a massive crawl

>>527562
>hairy chest

Fuck that shit.

>>527567

That's a very pretty pone, you can be proud of yourself

>>527552

Goddammit

>>527571
Because:

They love Luna
Suicide is a topic there sometimes
The picture is extremely dark
The idea that that could be in the show was used to get a response from them.

>>527568

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNebslyvA9s

DURRRRP!

>>527553

It would be the closest any of us will ever get to losing our virginity.

>>527591
Well, they do have fur, we just never see it. It's like they have colorful skin, but that's actually fur.

>>527578
>Isn't he also moving out with his brother?
Perfect. He can be Bon-Bon, GG will be Lyra.

Give me something good to draw

>>527572
Why not tell your story to a baby? At least it wont call you a faggot.

You faggot.

>>527562
gross BCS style

you guys are real weird fagets
but you boost the post numbers so it's k

>>527553
>Celestia song

HEY ALL YOU PONIES
HEY ALL YOU PONIES
HEY ALL YOU PONIES WON'T YOU LISTEN TO MEEE

>>527607
LYRA WITH A FANCY CERBERUS HAT

>>527553
It would sound like Freddie Mercury's accent to universal godhood

>>527607
a hat wearing a fancy lyra

>>527553
I don't know but it's confusing me.
We know that the writers write the song.
And the scripts are made very early. Very very early.
Yet the interview wasn't made that long ago. The 13 scripts should have been done by that time. And yet she asked then for a song.
Of course this could just be me being to optimist and really wanting a full S3 but IWANTTOBELIEVE.jpg

>>527605
>fur
it's 'coat'. the horse word you are looking for is 'coat'.

>>527596
>Suicide is a topic there sometimes
Oh yeah, they had to have a sticky telling people to lay of the suicide threads.
That was funny.

>>527596
And by a large margin they're gullable underage morons

>>527600
That feel when I've just drew a far better version of this.

>>527633
HAHAHAHAHA
SERIOUSLY?

>>527636
I think over half of them are underage

>>527636
>gullable

Gullible.

>>527567
Looks great, though isn't her tail missing a bit of colour?

>>527630
Yeah, yeah, that.

>>527638
No idea why my post linked to that guy either.

>>527605
I imagine them with colorful skin, since their "fur" has never been mentioned or referenced in the series. You'd think Rarity would make some mention of "brushing her coat".
Really, though, you can imagine it however you want.
I just don't like fur.

>>527633


AHAHAHA


What the fuck did it say?

>"Guise pls stop comitting sudoku"

>>527644
Is it on the ceiling?

>>527641
Yes. They are now banned, i think they get their own special seek help page for it now.

>>527553

Something like this I hope

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxHNztg0X3s

>>527641
Yup. Suicide threads apparently became so apparent and frequent the mods posted a sticky stating that suicide threads of any kind where disallowed, telling people to seek help else where

Don't respond to disharmony, for fuck's sake.

>>527653
au contraire, twilight was terrified that rarity would dye her coat in the very first non-pilot episode

you know, with the makeover

>>527662
>they get their own seek help page

That's fucking hilarious.

>>527662
>>527664
MY FUCKING SIDES

>>527649
I kinda rushed the tail colors, I was falling asleep while drawing it.
I'd be more worried about her broken wing, haha.

>>527593
Thank you, what pone should I draw later?

>>527553
>Celestia song

i think you mean 'eargasm'

>>527662

>this fandom

It gets worse by the minute

>>527672
>>527662
I mean instead of the default you are banned thing if that wasn't clear.

>>527662
But why would they get a seek help page?
They dont NEED help, they WANT attention.

whats even going on here

>>527678
Yellowquiet

>>527667
Stop fucking talking about him.

>>527667
>anybody here doesn't have him filtered at this point.

>>527680
>i think you mean 'eargasm'

>you will never have princess celestia hiss nothings into your ear

molestia? haha, get on my level

>>527692
Stop fucking talking.

>>527694
> Filtering anybody.
MLPG sure is casual

>>527690
A reference to cupcakes or something I guess
I do not know

>>527680

go back to youtube

>>527671
Oh, that's right.
Never mind, I guess.
In actuality, their bodies are made entirely of a soft, pliable mixture of marshmallow and ®Hasbro™ plastic.

>>527701
Stop fucking.

>>527690
time to face full life consequences?

>>527694
How do I autofilter him with 4chan x?

>>527711
Stop.

>>527711
>Not fucking 24/7
CASUAL

>>527630
So we aren't furries we a are /co/aties?

>>527194
> I don't even say anything.
> A shit storm starts over me anyway.

Okay.

>>527716
hammer time.

>>527716

>>527667

They won't for some reason. I wish 4chanX could hide replies to hidden posts so I wouldn't get the urge to mouseover backlinks with a strikethrough.

>>527685
Yeah, that is the thing. Almost everyone that posts they want to kill themselves on that site is either legitimately depressed or attention seeking, but none actually suicidal. The ones who proclaim they want to die don't actually want to die, since they are talking about it still.

"Misery loves company"

It's the ones who DON'T talk that are more likely to go through with it. The one girl who killed herself that was a hot topic? She only had a small FB outlet to talk to, a few friends.

>>527724
that's what my tattoo says, so i fucking hope so

­

Will we ever see Trixie again?

>>527713
Where is Dafty with those Full Life Consequences gifs when you need them

>>527731
It can. Open the options, check the box 'recursive filtering'.

>>527628
>>527621
this is why i dont take requests

>>527725
You must be that good!

pinkie pie and rarity
in a pink 50's cadillac convertible
wearing pink leather jackets

"wanna go smash some mailboxes?"
"wahaHA~"
SMASH CLUNK BONK

>>527746
Only if we get to see Gilda aga- NUOH GOD WHATS WRONG WITH HER HORN

ALRIGHT HERE IS MY OFFER

YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO GO TO EQUESTRIA AS A PONE, A FEMALE MUDPONE TO BE EXACT

HOWEVER, YOU GET DROPPED OFF IN THE MIDDLE OF EVERFREE FOREST AT NIGHT

WHICH IS FULL OF MONSTERS AND RAPISTS AND BEAR GRYLLS DOING SURVIVAL

>>527749

Holy shit, how did I miss that. Thanks DD, you're not too bad after all.

>>527746
haha no

>>527734
Why do tripfags can only communicate through walls of text?

>>527751
Lyra enjoying some mint Ice Cream with Spike.

>>527755
People actively trying to make me look like I'm samefagging now.

>>527767
sign me up

>>527749
How do I filter him so I won't see his posts ever again?

>>527760

>>527771
Why do faggots reply?

How do you guys like hillbilly Rarity?

>>527780
You don't. Enjoy reading my soothing text forever.

>>527783
>how do I physics

>>527790
better than regular rarity

Can you filter with 4chan Extension too?

>>527771
I hope you aren't referring to his short paragraph there as a "wall of text"

>>527773
>Lyra enjoying some mint Ice Cream with
a horrible example of a brony person tied in her basement
pushing mint ice cream between his jowls
'you are eating me, alien.'

How long would I be said female mudpone, and am I able to digest cooked meat from said everfree monsters and rapists?
These are two very important questions

>>527790

>>527762
It is coming right at us
Or something
The perspective seems strange

>>527801
>using 4chan extension

Stop that.

Hey guys, are there any decent pony forums around? Like ones that aren't dominated by 13 year olds and run by autistic control freaks? (not naming any names, MLPforums)

>>527790
It's shit.

>>527751
What's wrong with those requests? What are you expecting? "Twilight and Trixie in a mortal battle for the future of Ponyville" or something like that?

A COMIC!

>>527783
see, that's wrong, because you used a terrible pony instead of best pony and pony.

>>527691
Okey dokey, I'll draw yellowquiet later!

>>527692
Stop fucking.

>>527704
Imagine that you're walking with your bare feet over hot as fuck rocks, like the ones they use for spas and shit.
Now imagine the hot rocks as annoying tripfags/trolls, and there are shoes that you can use, the shoes are the filter for the tripfags.

Would you use the shoes?

>>527805
Somehow failed to link
>>527767

>>527811
>Forums
>Not dominated by 13 year olds

>>527805

FOREVER, THERE'S NO WAY BACK TO THE HUMAN WORLD

PONIES CAN ACTUALLY EAT MEAT, BUT IT'S HARD FOR THEM TO DIGEST AND TASTES LIKE SHIT

SO OVERALL ITS UNHEALTHY

I just installed 4chanX. Can I completely filter out tripfag posts or can I only have my interface pretend they are anons?

>>527790

>>527749

Oh goddammit, it still teases me with strikethrough backlinks. My curiosity always gets the better of me.

>>527810
Why is 4chan X better? Serious question.

>>527780
Click the 4chan X at the top or bottom right of the page.
Click the Filter tab when the menu pops up.
Enter /Disharmony /i into the name field or /!DiSCoRdXIw/i into the tripcode field. Both of which are case sensitive.

>>527767
>Implying female mud pone isn't my choice anyway.
I think I could handle the Everfree Forest.
And, although he drinks piss, and the shit water from a dead camel's intestines, Bear Grylls seems to know his shit when it comes to wilderness survival.

I'll do it.

>>527824
Stop.

>>527833

wait, where did she get that from

>>527830

>>527767

>BEAR GRYLLS

I'd go there just to do survival shit with him

>>527780
Open the 4chan X preferences, go to the 'Filter' tab, and add this to the tripcode box in its own line:

/!DiSCoRdXIw/

Then make sure filtering is on in the main 4chan X preferences tab, and refresh the page.


>>527768
Yes I am, you'll just re-realize it later.

>>527838

YOU CANNOT TALK TO BEAR GRYLLS AND HE WILL KILL YOU AND WEAR YOUR COAT AS PROTECTION WHILE SUCKING OUT YOUR LEFT EYEBALL

Threads turned to shit because of people getting agitated over nothing.
Never change MLPG.

>>527824
>he doesn't know how to coal-walk!

>>527845
It's one of her many accessories she pulls out of hammerspace for the correct occasion.

>>527845
Lyra pls go.

>>527850
You would have to put up drinking his piss though

>>527837

>Both of which are case sensitive.

Oh anon, can't you into regular expressions?

>>527866

>implying that's not my fetish

>>527818
>Haiku's art style.

It is best style

>>527818
DEAR GOD

>>527816
no, just something interesting
rather than HURR LYRA every FUCKING time i ask

>>527837
>case sensitive
>using i after last slash

I can't into regexp.

>>527866
His piss takes like sugary, apple flavoured syrup.

>>527865
no

>>527818
it is a bad comic and i want to post it to the 'artist's mother with a LOOK WHAT YOUR CHILDREN ARE DOING

>>527845

lyra i want to have sexual intercourse with you

Would you play in a game of thrones with two immortal god-horses?

>>527815
Any tips on how I could improve it, friend?

>>527876
Nope.

>>527900
Make her not look like a hick for starters.

>>527790
One say you'll be as good as Ross

>>527900
Her back legs should not have rear facing knees.

>>527878
the face is wrong, the body is wrong
this style is wrong

>>527902

The i flag makes the search case-insensitive.

>>527898
I would play watersports with them.

>>527885
>that feel when all you know what to do is follow the instructions at the top and hope it works
>>527918
Well shit.

>>527818
ladies and gentlemen of the jury, i present exhibit A:
>brony_wish_fulfilment.jpg

>>527927
Here, I'll help you. Can you see my glorious post?

>>527925
Like skiing?
I LOKE Skiing!

>>527917

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT HAIKU!

>>527818
Eh, what the heck, I haven't fapped in a while

>>527935
so full of yourself

I am furiously masturbating to this thread.

So what did I miss these past four days?

>>527939
Ski?

>>527939
No you fool, wind surfing!

>>527935
No I can't!
Thanks Disharmony!

>>527911
Sort of defeats the purpose of >hillbilly Rarity.
>>527915
I thought that's how pony legs worked. Could you provide me with an example?

>>527942
>not "don't talk shit about my haiku"

>>527957
Anytime my friend, anytime.

>>527958
I'm aware of that.

>>527958
He's a Rarifag, do you think he'd get the joke?

>>527942
The Twilight one is alright, but this one and the Derpy/Doctor Who one is pretty bad.

Nice arching lines though.

guys, i

i think pinkie pie is best pony

i don't know how to >feel

>>527912

>>527948
i masturbate back for you

>>527942
>don't tell me being seen turns you on
Well... she's Ponyville's greatest attentionwhorse after all.

>>527978
Feel good for it is your opinion

>>527953
FUCK
I HATE SKIING NOW
TRIBES ASCENT RUINED TRIBES FOR ME FOREVER
Mostly because I cant figure out how I can be so good at other tribes games and so bad at ascend.

>>527979
stephen fry: what idiots, and americans think a smart person sounds like

If the main cast all had disabilities what would they be?

>>527996
uncontrollable falling down

>>527987

BUT IT'S WRONG

>>527426
So yea... http://arch.413chan.net/mlp515895.html#518726

Okay:

1) I'm impressed that I got pass the captcha and was even able to post a pic. Let alone that what I typed was readable.

2) This is pretty surreal. I don't recall a second gay dude and now they have my phone and email.

3) My asshole hasn't packed any fudge in the last 24 hours and remains safe, that is good.

>>527979
Gotta love Stephen Fry.
Inb4 someone says "HE'S A DICK". I don't really know anything about him personally. I'm American and only know him from his 80s sitcoms.

>>527978
I knew that feel once.
But then I remembered who the true best pony was.
It's not too late Anon to join Team Best Pony.

>>527996
AUTISM

i am going to climax

>>527948

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6j8EiWIVZs

>>528009
all ponies are best ponies

pinkie pie is best best pony though

>>528015
I don't doubt that you are actually masturbating to this shit.

>>527980
>circlejerking
gb2 /ponychan/

>>527990
>>528008
> I'm America

>>528015

>>527990
Obligated to take a pop at Americans with every sentence, related or not
>yurops

>>528015
Come for me bb, let it all out

>>528026
Read it again.

>>527996
Twilight Sparkle: Asperger's syndrome
Rarity: Obsessive-compulsive disorder
Pinkie Pie: Paranoid schizophrenia
Rainbow Dash: Inferiority complex
Fluttershy: Social anxiety
Applejack: Depression

-Jetfire post; 26639878

>>528033
>I have to reply
Id est, autism.
>murrikants

>>528005
Also thanks to the anon I'm glad I believed you weren't a troll.

guys, i'd like to post a scary picture

is that ok

can i post a scary picture

>>528021
I don't care much for pony porn, but I love pics like that of them masturbating and going crazy. They look so damn happy!

>>527988
I am sure you can ski better in T:A eventually
Keep practicing and do not get discouraged
Remember to have fun as well
You could also be a TCN with a thumper or be a SEN since they do not involve skiing that much but you and I would be enemies if that were the case

>>528005
>was white with a silly hat almost ran over me. I yelled RARITY YOUR FASHION SENSES AINT A TINGLING.
HAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHA

>>528044
No it isn't.

>>528047

>playing anything but Pathfinder

Disgusting.

>>528044

>>528039
>pretend to be above replying by replying
Your logic may be flawed, probably proving you're even more autistic than he is.

>>528044
inb4 bear & skeleton from "Look Around You".

>>528038
>jetfire

>>528059

>>528051
Yea I'm starting to remember and yes I apparently yelled in a crowded street full of onlookers.

>>528076
>citation

>>528071
>I don't know what autism is.
Refuted your own post there, not to mention you can't read.

>>528053
>Not playing nade launcher raider

BASE >RAAAAPE

>>528071
>Replying to a reply telling a replier not to reply to a reply.
Y'all niggas can't touch MY autism!

>>528059
Fucking nasty.

>>528085
The mental image is hilarious.

>>528045

Masturbation is best bation, after all.

LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH
EVERY TIME I DO IT MAKES ME LAUGH

>>528102
That one guy looks like he's kissing that paper cutout.
What the fuck.

>>528102
This is how 90% of you look.
How does that make you feel?

> all this crap about stupid americans

Can we just talk about something else? Like, for example, how Noel predicted latest episode. Or, may be, this was a nod to her awesome artwork (she is the only who deserves such, not shitty JJ with his cheap, 4$ half-assed pictures)

>>528102
>Not posting superior version.

>>528053
All classes have an important role in offense and defense
I am not very good at Pathfinder but I have found myself enjoying Brute and Raider
I have tired the other classes as well but have not found them enjoyable
I respect your opinion all the same
What is the fastest you have ever gone by the way

>>528112

Feels pretty good man.

>>528102
He is
>Average pinkie fans

>>528099
i fucking hate scratch now. she had so much potential but she was immediately dragged through the retard shit by a brony tractor powered by pure virginity.

beyond salvation. take her outside and fucking shoot her

>>528099
'vibrate to bass'
well, that's convenient, maybe someone with more experience with vibrators could shed light on whether this is a common feature or not

>>528116
It depends. When was that picture released?

>>528112
> Implying you look any different

>>528112
Autistastical

>>528117
>Tob
>Nob

>>528128
>that feel when you'll never feel Dash's wings surround your body

>>528117
Fun fact: "Erik the Dwarfson" was the basis for my Flutterfag drawing.

>>528137
>implying you should reply to him

>>528135
over a year ago

>>528134
I don't think it's common, but I have no experience with vibrators.
You could probably make one like that.

>>528144
Oh thank fuck, I'm not crazy in thinking that

>>528128
Wings?

>>528135
Like last year.

>>528149
Plausible then but I still highly doubt it.

>>528157
>i'm_so_fucking_stoned.bmp

kids, don't drink and fly

h-hey guys!

so i heard you like ponies so i thought that i come here, 'cause i sure like ponies too!

j-just look at least this, this is my favorite one!

>>528133

Don't let such stuff get to you anon, because if you do, you will quickly run out of ponies to like. With as big as the pony thing has gotten now, they are all getting latched on to by unsavory elements, none of them are safe any longer. Scratch, like Octavia, is just one of the most high profile.

You must simply draw the line and give no fucks, especially when your favorite pone is victimized

>>528005
yeah, sorry about that, pal. I just thought you looked really fucking hot in your 20% cooler tshirt and furry pride hat, and the pills were already in my pocket. I guess I wasnt thinking. You shoulda come to the buddy club with us, honey, we had a wonderful time.

oh well, sent you an email. kisses xx

>>528169
Excellent taste. Feel free to stay.

>>528169
Get out, you don't deserve Rarity.

>>528157
Wings? Did I hear someone say wings?!

>>528169
good choice! i like ponies too, wanna go ride bikes?