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Old Horse
>>5195310

So, does one really consider Chrysalis her own series, a type of pony, or something completely else? How much do you like this character?
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>>5195310

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first
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>>5199023
fail
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Why is it nearly every day I end up fantasizing about cuddling nonsexually in bed with a pony for long periods of time?
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WHEN I WAS A LITTLE FILLY AND

THE TOWERS WERE GOING DOOOOOWN
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>>5199043
keep that shit in the old thread, asshole
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>>5199043
It happens.
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WEAH
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>>5199043
Because you're a sick fuck.
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>>5199043
Every night when I'm lying in bed falling asleep, I fantasize about having incredible power and invulnerability, addressing the United Nations and declaring myself the new ruler of Earth.
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>chrysalis thread

Nah fuck that.

[Sounds] instead!
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>>5199073
Brain pls
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>>5199073
Brain pls
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>>5199002
She's a changeling. They're pony enough.

And I like her a whole fucking lot.
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>>5199075
why is scootaloo staring at fluttershy's ass
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WELCOME TO SEASON 3, ASSHOLES!
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>>5199079
>>5199080
hue
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>>5199043
But why would you want to think about ponies if you can think about me?
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>>5199079
>>5199080
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>>5199075
best thing about the owl ep.
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>>5199043
>Nonsexually
>Not pretending to be a stallions little spoon while he gradually stretches you enough to penetrate
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>>5199066
Pinkie stop making that sound
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>>5199066
I shouldn't have laughed...
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>>5199091
Again? Okay
I don't know about this guy
He's obviously never going to be the same kind of character Chrysalis was
If he's played completely straight in a "Everyone fears this guy because look how threatening his pointy red gradient horn is" it would be pretty bad, but there are infinite possible characterizations for villains, and his design might fit his really well.
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I change shapes just to hide in this place but I'm still
I'm still an animal
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>Fairies are over

Dammit...
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>>5199087
why wouldn't she
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[2spooky]
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>>5199096
What are you pinking MLPG?
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>>5199051
But last thread was awesome.
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>>5199116
way too edgy
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>>5199117
Fairies are over, but changelings are forever
They even have the same wings!
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>>5199073

When I have a few seconds to spare, I imagine that I have superpowers, and if something bad happens wherever I am, I'd have the courage to stop it, and the good sense to slip away in the chaos once it's done and not draw attention to myself - a plainclothes superhero.
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>>5199125
Indeed. Would you kill Judith Barsi nonsexually, MLPG?
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>>5199094
Because you're a disgusting insect, and ponies are soft and cuddly.
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>>5199117
Shh, don't overdo it or people went full mad.
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>>5199124
What it would be like to be locked in a lab with Pinkie and getting free reign of the place at night
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>>5199136
>Chrysalis
>disgusting
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>>5199140
god this guys art is shit
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>>5199075
[sound]
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>>5199126
No, this is edgy.
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>>5199144
>she makes 70 batches of meth
>and rock candy
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>>5199156
i twisted in my head in every possible direction and i still cannot figure out what this is
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>>5199159
>She doesnt remember which is which
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Would you a pirate ship, MLPG?
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>>5199156
>lesbians
hue
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>>5199167
2deep4u
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[sound]boy
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>>5199156
What is even supposed to be going on here?
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>>5199169
>she put so much sugar in the meth that it doesn't actually matter
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>>5199146
>bugs
>not disgusting
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>>5199167
Twilight scissoring Applejack.
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>>5199136
But she could be soft and cuddly
She could even be your favorite pony, and all soft and cuddly
And she would even want to cuddle you
Unlike that tramp of an Element of Harmony who wouldn't even give you the time of day

Just give the queen your love, and you can have any pony you've ever wanted
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DORKS
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[she's gangsta, nigga]
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>>5199156
>>5199179
I guess thats why they call it scissoring!
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>>5199203
Nobody wants the ponies for their bodies, and Chrysalis' personality is the worst of the worst.
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>>5199203
>Cuddle with Chrysalis
>She's squishy and warm

Yes pls
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>>5199214
>the hat saying "things I suppose"

That always gets me.
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>>5199178
Nope. I'd not want to see what happens when she misses her daily "barnacle check."
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>>5199224
>Nobody

Whoa, whoa, what are you, some kind of faggot?
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>tfw the background music for MLP:FiM is horribly underrated
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>>5199237
>implying I haven't downloaded tons of it
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>>5199245
What
Where?
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>>5199237
Background music by its very nature is underrated
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>>5199178
10/10 would set it on fire
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>>5199258
what if background ponies had background music
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>>5199254
https://www.youtube.com/user/infinitydash
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>>5199267
It'd be background background music wouldn't it?
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ponies suck
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I'm going to pretend I'm snuggling with a pony tonight. Who should it be?
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>>5199254
https://dl.dropbox.com/u/95405328/MLP%20Incidental%20music.zip
Have a season one collection
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>>5199237
On that note, does anyone else think Cartoons sound very odd when it's only characters talking, with no background noise or music?
It unnerves me
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>>5199254
https://dl.dropbox.com/u/95405328/MLP%20Incidental%20music.zip
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>>5199287
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>>5199293
>>5199289
>>5199269
i lub u anon
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>>5199297
>>5199299
Shinning seems really interested in Rainbow Dash.
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>>5199267
>Derpy
>Light hearted bumbling music, like when someone is drunk in a cartoon
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>>5199289
>>5199293
No S2 collection?
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>>5199299
fuck you, I read the filename and still click it
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Tried a simpler coloring way with this pic!

Drawn by: Rose
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>>5199323
i was thinking it would have been something different but it seems i have been bamboozled
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>>5199311
Like this
I feel like either of these would work
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6y_Ln5o28gQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SgT5dBvG5g
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>>5199334
AUGH HE'S EVEN COZIER SOMEHOW
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>>5199334
2cute
2cute4me
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>>5199002
>what a champ
my sies
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good morning mlpg
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>>5199312
http://www.mediafire.com/?rdhhrpyc0d6d3
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>>5199369
I guess 1am is good morning.
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>>5199026

Whenever I think of the sheep, I imagine that they're similar to ponies in a lot of respects, except they use technology or methods that the ponies consider outdated, or seem more difficult than they should be, just because they prefer "working honestly," and don't mind a little hardship because it keeps them from getting soft.
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>>5199369
2am feelin' pretty good
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anyone else love it when they use internet memes in the show
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how do you find things fun again mlpg
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>>5199334
Please?
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Not a pony sound, but I fucking love this music

Best Zelda too

[mask]
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>>5199394
What, the sheep that Applejack has enslaved on her farm?
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>>5199406
>jelly/slime

Oh boy, I've never colored that before.

I'll try to not dissapoint you.
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>>5199404
At what point in my life will thing stop being fun for me?
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>>5199410

Read the dead horse he's kicking.
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>>5199224
>not objectifying your ponies
>2012
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Dang it dooks you're 2 quick and good 4 me ;_;
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What is the presented age of RR? Her charm is timeless.
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>>5199334
Looks fantastic
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>>5199377
Oh wow. Thankyou!
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>>5199426
>>>/jp/
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>>5199410

I think he means the Viking Sheep.
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>>5199421
>objectifying
>not respecting their beautiful bodies, minds and souls
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>>5199407
>best Zelda

my nigga
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>>5199407
>Majora's Mask
>Think about moon crashing into Equestria
>Moon crashing reminds me of Anti Spirals and TTGL
>Wonder what an Anti-Spiral pony would look like.

What would an Anti-Spiral pony even call itself? Anti-Friendship? Anti-Magic? Anti-Harmony?

Disharmony? Dissonance?
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>>5199419
>>5199439
But following the link back was talking about worldbuilding, not fanfiction.
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>>5199002
>little crown thingy

What IS that thing, anyway? Is it an actual crown because she's a queen, or is it some weird stylized bugpone antenna?

Maybe it pick ups FM radio...
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You know what someone should draw? Either Spike dressed as the Dragonzord, or playing the Dragonflute.
Mostly so I can attach the dragonflute soundfile to the picture.
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>>5199404
>tfw that pone defines my feelings toward MLPG
I just don't give a shit anymore but I'll keep on "eating" what's there
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Argo is good. Characters are dull as paint, but other than that it's a good movie. John Goodman is funny as always, and the setting work is wonderful.
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>>5199455
it's bugpone antennae in the shape of a crown
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>>5199416
yay!
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Season 3, so close and yet so far
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>>5199458
That not what that pony is doing at all

He wants some grass but is kinda being lazy about it
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>>5199407
-477 Hours Remain-
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>>5199452

Eh. There are people in here talking about deer all the time.

It's better than >you will never suck a pone's sweaty balls discussion #23451 at any rate.
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>>5199461
>>5199461
pls dont spoil
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>>5199425
Does Twilight persuade Spike to sleep in a dog’s bed...
It occurs...
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>>>/pol/6430611
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>>5199483
this text makes me sad.
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>>5199407
[1]
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>>5199425
Are you taking color requests Elslowmo?

It'd be a big one
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I really hope season 3 will be good

If this show stats to drag it'll feel like it'll undo everything its accomplished despite the terrible fandom and reaction to it
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>>5199482
The hostages survive
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>>5199494

Am I the only one who always imagined the Happy Mask Salesman as talking like Tim Curry?
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>atryl drawing wolf porn

imagine how hard nanaki is jacking his dick right now

www.livestream.com/atrylart
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>Chrysalis will never suck your sweaty balls
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>>5199498
Is it that comic one? If so, I was about to work on it. If not, what chu' got?
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>>5199407
>tfw people say they didn't like the game because of the "time limit"
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>>5199483
離れて行ってください

Thank you Google translate
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>>5199501
FUCK
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>>5199494
That fucking music, man...
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You're fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>5199509
Which comic?
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>>5199526

>not the quick edit
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>>5199526
uncharted territory pls
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>>5199488
God damn it Mohammed stop ruining things.
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>>5199530
Gorilla warfare etc etc
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>>5199516
speak in english on 4chan
this website is not becoming of moon rune
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>>5199425
Slowmo pls, you're still 2fast4me ;_;
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>>5199526
pls no
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>>5199509
I suppose it's kind of a comic
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>>5199537
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I love how easy is reporting with 4chan pass.
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>>5199543
that's not very pink
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>>5199554
>stomachgina
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>>5199562
>grammar, how do I into it?
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>>5199554
oh god it's massive
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>>5199543
Ponies swearing makes me sad

Ponies dont swear. Ponies are nice
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>you will never snuggle up against your favorite presidential candidate's massive cock and tell him what a good little politician he's being
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>>5199549
Whoah
Unf
>belly resting on table
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>>5199569
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>>5199554

>not Y shape
get your anatomy right people
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>>5199535
dis un

>>5199549
>chubby pone oh my
sure thing
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>>5199574
>he wasn't around when we had an entire thread of "hurr let's pretend MLPG was about the American political system", complete with fetish-talk
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>>5199567
You seem upset.
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>>>/pol/6430805
HOLY SHIT MY SIDES ARE IN ORBIT
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>>5199543
So vulgar!
Pinkie is nice pony, she resists foul language.
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>>5199590
Calm down dude, it's really not that funny.
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>>5199002

Is there something similar to the pic, but for the regular p0nes?
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>>5199595
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>>5199598
the realization that someone probably took the time to throw that together right this moment makes it funny.
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>>5199580
Pinkie stop swearing

You're killing me
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MLPG I have ~$1200 sitting on my desk
What pony things do I buy with it
Dakimakuras a plus
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>>5199549
Also do you mind me inking it, even though I'm not fully practiced yet?
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>>5199617
Donate it to MLPG artists
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>>5199605
That is rude sign.
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>>5199612
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>>5199617
Lyra
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>>5199617
Spike dragon dildos
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>>5199631
Show me where to buy Lyra and I will
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>>5199584
Excellente
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>>5199617
http://www.artscow.com/photo-gifts/body-pillow-case/body-pillow-case-dakimakura-two-sides-912
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>>5199617
Enough horseporn to wallpaper your bedroom
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>>5199584
Haha, is there a page 2?
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>>5199549
>You will never have a lover who is obsessed with feeding you lots and lots of food all in a pursuit to make you fatter
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>>5199649

plus the garage
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>>5199554
>>5199526
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What's each pony's favorite Beatle?

What's each Beatle's favorite pony?
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>>5199648
>Reviews
>1 . Posted by Bobert 7/25/2012 8:06:34 PM
>This pillow case is mad cuddly. I got one printed of my husbando to keep me warm at night.
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>>5199600
I had a russian one for Rarity but cant find
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>>5199652
>>5199660
I need specific links, guys

>>5199648
Good start, but where do I get the pillow?
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>>5199665
Brian Wilson
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>>5199665
what the fuck is a beatle
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>>5199652
goes to 4 pages.
The rest are here >>5138823
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>>5199673
Bed Bath and Beyond?
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>>5199665
Pete Best is best Beatle
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>>5199670

a zhalko. Redkot' luchshaya poni.
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You know, I've always wondered what MLPG thought of Eurobeat Brony's song "Discord" anf its music video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QZMjFC_RgY&feature=BFa&list=PL89DC300EA6CDE549
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>>5199620
Hey, whatever you wanna do s'ok with me
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>someone posted the obama general marker
it begins.
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>>5199677
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>>5199684
But that means going outside
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Can anyone post slime ponies references?

This is harder than I thought.
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>>5199683
hehe anon is crazy
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>>5199716
Sure
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>>5199711
I have to do everything for you, don't I?
http://www.bedbathandbeyond.com/product.asp?SKU=13690456
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>>5199716
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>>5199731
because people expect me not to
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>>5199716
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>>5199731
Because I AM getting better at drawing
Only a little bit
And very slowly
But it's there
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>>5199737
Why are you letting them control your life?
Are you not your own boss?
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>>5199731
>why aren't you drawing?
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>>5199716
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>>5199731
Why does slimey sleepy want me to kill myself?
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>>5199749
>Why aren't you sleeping?
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>>5199737
If you don't do it, someone else will when they find out you're a pedophile who watches shows for little girls
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>>5199752

oh jeez
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>>5199394
>>5199439

Yeah - there's a lot of talk about the Druid Deer, even though they're fanon-y as fuck and borderline fanfiction; but it seems like something a lot of you enjoy, and it's fun seeing what MLPG comes up with around them.

I just wish the Rams got more of that treatment. Ramhalla was an interesting idea, I think.
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>>5199752
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>>5199716
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>>5199752
I guess this is what they call a sun shower!
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>>5199726
>>5199731
>>5199742
>>5199752
Thanks a lot!
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>>5199785
This is your fault
Look what you did
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Where is the gummy marker pony?
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>>5199777

Gross, anon.

Are you saying you'd enjoy your hands literally sinking into her gelatinous ass as you played with it? That you'd enjoy the feeling of her very flesh oozing between your fingers? And what about the squelching and sucking noises?

Don't be gross, anon
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I like how /pol/ either doesn't care or has figured out how it works already.
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>>5199752
>>5199793

why is it only interesting to me when it's celestia
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>>5199799
Oh god that pic is terrible, what's wrong with her.
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>>5199804
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>tfw finally getting cold

Soon

Soon I can wear my comfy as fuck jacket
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>>5199809
she doesn't have her cute little cape
she's naked
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>>5199805
what
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If you cum inside a goo pony, does your load just kinda sit there in a little globule?
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>>5199817
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kinda drunk
what draw?
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>romney's_generous_plan.txt
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>>5199823
Well, duh.
At least until it's distributed throughout her goo-body.
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>>5199823
Yes
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>>5199823
It disperses rapidly as the goo pone's internal enzymes break down the protein in your load.
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>>5199823
no, they move it around freely inside them, playing with it a little before it disappears, consumed
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>>5199815

>not wearing a comfy jacket at all temperatures

I need those extra pockets, weather be damned!
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>>5199805
I wish the gay greentext anons would stay over there
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>>5199830

Celestia listening to From Under the Cork Tree and sighing peacefully to Patrick Stump's wonderful voice
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>>5199830
Bloomberg with a sock hanging from one of its branches.
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Alright MLPG answer this:
>One day you are able to hang out with three VA's who have worked on the show
>The next day you are able to hang out with three non-VA staff that have worked on the show at one point
Who are they?
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>>5199845
You are not alone my nigga.
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>>5199837
Wow, three at once.

I'm sure MLPG is jelly
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>>5199830

Wizard pones.
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>>5199845
>they're going through the archive ctrl+f'ing all the gay greentext and editing it accordingly
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>>5199837
Is she even getting anything out of that?
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>>5199815
Aw yiss.
Get to wear my overcoat again and look like a smug fucker.
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it's weird i cant find russian rarity i just saw it
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>>5199864
A light afternoon snack
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>>5199864
She's getting delicious semen

Also, all physical contact is like a mini-orgasm to her.
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>>5199864
Protein.
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>>5199874
DON'T TOUCH MY PROTEIN FAGGOT
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>>5199870
I bet you had a lot of trouble with Legos
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>>5199845
What about feels you heartless monster?
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>>5199827
But anon.
The cape is the sexy part
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>>5199876
fukken cat always takin' my protein
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>>5199864
Her whole body is an erogenous zone
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>>5199876
Slimes will enter your dungeon and steal all of your protein.
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>>5199843
If a goo pony wanted to, could it lay itself over your body like a gel wetsuit and force you to masturbate?
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>>5199854
any one of them

i'd just be glad to be around people again
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>>5199885
>implying you are my cat
>implying you won't steal my protein anyway
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>tfw your relationship already seems to be on the rocks before you've ever even met
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>>5199002

>Try to watch The Walking Dead
>Police officer aiming a glock
>Another tells him to make sure there's a bullet in the chamber and to turn off the safety
>He racks it and flicks off the thumb safety
>Thumb safety
>Glock

fucking
dropped
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>>5199891
i agree
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>>5199425
Its okay. Dook's colors are always too diffuse anyways
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>>5199870
>saddles are basically bondage gear to ponies
>show a pony a picture of a human riding a horse
>it's might as well be porn to them
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>>5199887
>>5199874
Surely there are more efficient ways to get a protein intake
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>>5199897
So? At least they had bullets in the magazine
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>>5199897

>tfw opening up QR box automatically links to OP
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>>5199883
Then why dont you just fuck the cape?
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>>5199897
Love them ponies, bro
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>>5199902
>Show them the horse tournaments.
>All those humans, riding all those horses.
>Even in fancy ways.
>"Why isn't this illegal, holy shit!"
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>>5199913

Me too

But how do you feel about The Walking Dead?
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What the actual fuck

>>>/pol/6431412
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>>5199910
No capes.
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>>5199921
It so amazing, why didn't I watch it earlier?
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>>5199921
what if ponies were zombies
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>>5199930
Could you please stop?
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>>5199928

Because you are afraid to jump on bandwagons for some reason

>>5199929

Well then it wouldn't be The Walking Dead
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>>5199930

>forced memes
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>>5199930
You are the only one posting this, please stop.
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>>5199930
I feel bad for /co/
First My Life Me, now...that.
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>>5199879
I've actually never owned legos
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>>5199921
It's pretty good, Clem is the best character.
...Unless you mean the show.
Fuck that, then.
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>>5199929
Fluttershy, where did you get a hand grenade?
"I-i don't know"
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>>5199929
i can win i can do this
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Very Easy: Fluttershy. She would barely withstand a stoke on the neck, much less real sexual stimuli. Would probably get close to climaxing the moment you put it in.
Easy: Twilight. Little experience, having only heard of sexuality in books. Because of this, she is rather experimental, but she's still rather clumsy and won't make it though a real rutting.
Normal: Rainbow Dash. A trooper, albeit rather sensitive. Sure, she'll talk like she's going to make you cum fountains, but get her in the right places and she'll be desperately clinging to you like a howler monkey.
Hard: Rarity. An experienced lady, knows her way around a man. Soft, plush, and a rather dirty talker, it's going to be a challenge to survive her bedroom.
Very Hard: Applejack. Aggressive and strong, Applejack can pin anyone down and force herself on her victim. She's one of the dirtiest ponies around, so don't expect anything light from her, especially with an ass that strong.
Nightmare: Pinkie Pie. Sex with her would be like describing a color to a blind man. Simply impossible. Time and space would be laughed at, physics would receive a pie in the face, and laws of nature are given an atomic wedgie. Afterwards, your body will never feel the same way again, while Pinkie giggles happily and exclaims, "Let's do that again!"
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How long can you last reading this garbage?
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>>5199929
>Fluttershy pulled the pin.
>Isn't holding the spoon down.
They are fucked.
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>>5199917
>take Rarity too a racing horse show
>she assumes it's an uppercrust orgy social
>"There doesn't seem to be a line. Is the floor open, or do we have to make a reservation?"
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>>5199951

>That feel when you Let Ben die
>Then forget Clem liked him
>Try to re-load the game to before the autosave to re-do it for her

god

god dammit ;-;
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>>5199929
>derpy
heh
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>>5199959
If Rainbow Dash would act like Jordan from scrubs, I would never be able to contain my boner
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>>5199973
D'aww, cute
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>>5199963
she's cooking it, duh.
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>>5199929

>Fluttershy making sure the rest of the big six don't suffer becomig zombies.
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>>5199961
I made it to the picture of the soapbox
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>>5199883
The cape

It's just so flappy. Surely she wants the attention
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>>5199967

>you will never take a sentient marshmallow pony to a black-tie orgy and dinner social
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>>5199896
hang in there
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>>5199963
Reminds me of the fight scene from Anchorman

>"Is that a grenade? Where did you get a grenade?"
>"I don't know."
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>>5199945

do you realize that it could turn out to be a pretty decent show with genuine fans?
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>>5199995
Causes of rape:
[_] Men
[X} Sexy capes
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>>5199950
What the fuck.
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>>5199963
>>5199982
>spoon
>cooking
You guys are fucking with me, aren't you.
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>>5199959
But I just want to cuddle
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>>5199996
I don't think ponies would appreciate orgies too much
She'd rather go to one of those Monster Truck Rallies she keeps hearing about from your magic sound box.
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>>5199982
>Pulls the pin.
>Remembers what it does.
>Panics.
>Won't let go of it.
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>>5199950
You are lying Winston.
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>>5200020
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cooking_off#Hand_grenades
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>>5200018
Nathan is a very attractive man
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>>5200020

No. "Cooking" a grenade refers to letting it's internal timer run a little bit before you throw it, so hopefully it can't be thrown back, or to make it blow up at a certain distance.
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>>5199998
I am..I just feel like a lot of it's my fault
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>>5200044
Where the hell did this pic come from?
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>>5200020
At least you aren't a butter bar or we would really have to laugh at you.
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>>5200025
Depends on the pony and presentation

>Fluttershy is predictably reluctatnt to participate in an orgy
>tell her everyone will be wearing masks
>she jumps ahead of the line and singles out three stallions instantly
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>>5199961
Skimmed through, holy shit all this self cock sucking over being in a shit fandom
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>>5200054
Someone posted it, Nathan
Maybe you shouldn't let random people take your picture.
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>>5200044
>dat neck acne
hnnnnnnnnng
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>>5200044
Is he evolving a second mouth in his neck?!
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>>5200009
>>5200000
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>>5200044
Indeed
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>>5200025
>She was expecting literal monsters
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>>5200062
>He didn't know someone was taking his picture.
>He has a stalker.
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>>5199617

Go buy a nice AK-74. Put pone stickers on it.
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>>5200009
>fondle Marker Pone's cape
>it gets wrinkled
>she cries in the shower, feeling violated
>the cape is soaking in fabric softener
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>>5200062
I know WHERE it was taken. I just don't remember my picture being taken outside of Bronycon
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>>5200059
I was referring to their lack of equipment, anon.
Its like being diabetic and going to WIlly Wonka's factory
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>>5199999
[damn]
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>>5199853

oh man
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>>5200073

>S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
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im tired
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in which character episode will trixie appear
will she be cute
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>>5200080
I think it'd be more like not having genitals and going to an orgy
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>>5200068
>not posting most recent pic
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>Applejack comes on
>Banjo music starts playing
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>>5200081
GET GET GET GET GOT GOT GOT GOT
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Guys I'll be in Universal Studios on November 10th

How do I pony

how the fuck do I pony?!
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>>5199999
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>>5200094
If he'd just work the fuck out he'd look passable. That neck is too close to the width of his head.
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>>5200090
Me too
Sitting in front of a computer for 14 hours takes a lot out of you
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>>5200080
Is it weird if I like them this way and just want to cuddle it?
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>>5200099
Unfortunate genetics, that neck runs in my father's side of the family.
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>>5200097
Dress as the Burdened.
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>>5200097
Cancel the trip, you idiot.
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>>5200080
>>5200093
>standard mammalian reproduction
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>>5200103
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>>5200093
But then its not a simile.
Its just saying what it is.
Lil Miss Jay is master of metaphor
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>>5200096
>>5200081
How long is this month going to last?
This flavor is getting stale
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>>5200080
Surely there would be a smorgasbord of drugs for them to partake in. No orgy is complete without a buffet of illegal substances

It'd be like a pony in a candy store
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>>5200094
>Not posting Emo Nathan
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>>5200064
>>5200064
>>5200064
>>5200064
>>5200064
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>>5200111
Mammals normally reproduce by spores
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>>5200107
>Blaming genetics on the fact that your fathers side of the family are all fat fucks.

I bet eating lots of delicious things runs on that side of the family too.
And running does not.
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>>5200111
Prove it.
And remember what Lauren Faust says is not necessarily canon.
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>>5200124
>Martial Arts certificate on the wall

Wait, what?
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>>5200112
will you play yesterday?
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>>5200128
You can't unsee it now.
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>>5200111
>being blind
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>>5200139
BRING ME SOLO AND THE WOOKIE
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>>5200120
It's been a really long month. I can barely even taste the flavor now.
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>>5200121
Sadly marshmallow does not react to drugs.
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>>5200139
I used to get that when I began shaving. Don't anymore.
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>>5200135
He mastered Kungew
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>>5199959

ALL OF MY FUCKING LOL
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>>5200129
Taody pleas

pls
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>tfw finally getting pencil and paper to behave somewhat

Now about that ink brush...
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>>5200132
just look at the structure you retard
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>>5200150
Shit gets too real
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so clopsort is still dead, huh?
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>>5200129
>So how do humans reproduce, Anon?
>Well Twilight, we release clouds of spores.
>Oh really, how strange.
>I'd get that sinus infection of yours checked out, by the way. The spores only grow when they clump together on or in nonhuman flesh.
It would be so fun to mess with the ponies.
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>>5200149
Tastes like OF after taste
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>>5200092
>implying Trixie isn't getting her own episode
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>>5200167
I did.
And you have a perma Jay neck.
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>>5200175
I don't think Twilight would be THAT gullible
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>>5200175
>Why, how do ponies do it?
>Well, we reproduce through sexual intercourse
>OH GROSS WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU SERIOUS *begin dry heaving*
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>>5200092
All of the ponies are always cute all the time so yes
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>>5200175
>Meanwhile the Changelings freak out when the one goes "I FUCKING TOLD YOU MAN!"
>>
>Fluttershy will never help you get over a cold

I just want her to fluff my pillow and tuck me in

maybe read me a story
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>>5200173
looks like it. anyone remember who runs it now?
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>>5200175
>Lyra comes up to you
>She starts spitting and sneezing all over you
>Uh, Lyra what are you doing?
>QUITE HUMAN, I AM RAPING YOU
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>>5200197
i never even knew in the first place

i'm bummed, i've been wanting to post the new story for days, but it's not gonna get noticed if the main hosting site is dead
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>>5200198

That was dumb

joke's over now
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>>5200188
I bet you could tell her that her picture is next to the word gullible on the dictionary, and she would laugh.
And check when she thinks you are not looking.
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>>5200081
what fucking song is that
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>>5200198
Lyra is a good pony, good ponies do not rape
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>>5199961

Didn't seem that bad to me.
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>>5200198
>Allow her to spit
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>>5200196
Yeah, that would be really kawaii right now wouldn't it? I could use a Nurseyshy tonight too.
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>>5200212
It's Get Get Get Get by MC Ride and the Dead Gropes
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>>5200198
>LEL OTHERKIN
I don't mind the "Lyra likes human the way we like ponies" fanon but this kind of stuff gets old.
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>>5200188
You are an alien species and she has probably never seen you naked.

>So that's how families work here, Twilight? How interesting.
>What was your childhood like, Anon
>Well, when me and the others in my brood were four months old the threw us into the Pit of Strength.
>Why would they do that?
>So only the strongest of us would survive and keep my race's gene pool strong, of course.
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>>5200227
but lyra is my human fetish waifu
don't bismirch her already filthy disgusting name
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>>5200173
Shit really? It's dead? Like dead dead?
I thought everyone just stopped writing porn or something...
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>>5200175
>Where do humans live?
>Oh, just like your library actually, in trees.
>Wow, really?
>Yeah, we just hollow them out on the inside and move all of our stuff inside. We use wood for food anyway so it all works out well.
>B-but you're so big! How can you fit inside of trees?
>Well, trees on my world are pretty big, I'd say the average one is 20 feet wide at least.
>Oh, wow...
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>>5200221
I want her to wrap me in her wings while i sleep.
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>>5200238
well wouldn't that be convenient
no it's ded. hasn't updated in ten days, and no one seems to know who runs it
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>>5200221

It really would

I'm sitting here curled up in blankets and eating Halls like candy and drinking V8 juice like water

it's not enough

I need her to do that shit for me
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>>5200065

Well, all right then.
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>>5200221
I would also like to be the one taking care of a sicky shy

She's always taking care of others, she really deserves to be taken care of sometimes
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Which pony would rape me, shoving his thick cock deep inside me as I reeled in pain and begged him to stop?
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>>5200204

Post it here, darf

I'm hankerin' for a wankerin', and being VIP super sekrit first readers will help my boner
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>>5200063

>neck acne

That's called Razorburn.

Nathan, you really need to invest in aftershave.
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>>5200252
RIP in peace clopsort. You had a good run.
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>>5200267
That would probably be a good idea.

I'll admit I haven't even thought of the stuff.
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>>5200265
Kurt Kobain pls
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>>5200266
i've posted it a couple times
just not published yet
was hoping to get featured again, but i might have to give up on that aspiration

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/57397/%27Miss-Me%3F%27

i love this picture
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>>5200235
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>>5200265

The one that prowls around in the dead horse, probably
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>>5200206
>You doctor the page before you she can get a chance to get a look at the dictionary
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>>5200276
I think the guy who runs it is just fucking asleep.

Can we get an emergency pastebin and put links to other pastes with new stories in it or something? Or a googledoc?
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>>5200239
Great, not all the ponies assume I eat wood.
Thanks, asshole.
On the plus side, winter is coming...
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>>5200284

Aw man I hate Lyra

guess I'll find something else to fap to
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>>5200287
>laughing california raisin.gif
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>>5200279
Or go electric.
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>>5200297
the problem is that no one knows to look there

this came up on fimchan - it's not a content hosting thing, it's an aggregator, and it's like... half my views. :/

>>5200300
>hate lyra
we can't be friends, anon
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>>5200307
I have an electric razor, I just never bothered using it outside of a couple of times where I wondered if I was even doing it right.
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>>5200314

I disagree

we very well could be friends despite this
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>>5200296
>"WHAT?!"
>You and spike try not to burst into laughter in the other room.
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>>5200314
shoot.

Well, if anyone was keeping an eye on it, TDA updated on the 20th.

Sophistication and betrayal is still on hiatus.
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>>5200297
The most we can do right now is find FairySlayer, an author who made the original one, and find out from him who the new guy was that took over.
>>5200314
I think he's actually might be on fimfic
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>>5200239

>every week, invent a new cultural tradition that humans follow
>see how long it takes Twilight to mess up and insult your heritage

This would be too easy.
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>>5200103
>cuddle pony gf
>fuck and cuddle human gf
>tfw you will never get to have these relationships coexisting
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http://drawsomething.tumblr.com/post/34014608604/corgi-i-dont-think-this-actually-counts-we-should

holyshit, Noel is 24
>professional illustrator at 24
>>
mafia game where
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>>5200339
Well, let's do that then. I don't have any other way to keep an eye on this shit.
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>>5200239
>As a self defense mechanism we can also shoot blood from small glands near our eyes
>Really? How strange.
>Of course we can't do that Twilight, don't be so silly.
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>>5200322
If you are removing hair, you are doing it correctly.
It does take your face some time to get used to it.
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>>5200342
>get pissed off at something
>flip them the bird
>Twilight asks why you stuck up your middle finger

Cue long winded explanation on how fingers and hands need to be routinely stretched and excersised or they curl up and fall off from nonuse
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>>5200345
What would it be like to have a human version and pony version of favorite pony?

Could the three of us make it work?
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>>5200363
Not him, but I can't get anything close to a clean shave with an electric.
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>>5200350
Well I mean you generally have a bachelor's degree by then

A diligent artist that started in high school could conceivably be there at 24.

That's not to make light of that level of accomplishment, that's pretty baller.
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>tfw nobody wants to rape me in the living horse or the dead one
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>>5200242
>not wanting to wrap her in your wings
not sure if feel
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>>5200342
>Explain to Twilight how clapping is a humans way of warning others of immediate danger, so they can flee.
>Soon it reaches the rest of the town.
>You make it a habit to, occasionally stop what you are doing and see how fast you can turn Ponyville into a ghost town.
>Zecora is not amused.
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>>5200368
>not coming up with a long-winded explanation about the ancient practice of "flipping birds" at people who offended you, and that the practice since became symbolic with the flipping of the Bird Finger.
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I'm 2tired to finish it now.

Have a WiP for now, good night.
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>>5200196
>>5200221
>>5200255

>Fluttershy tucks you in and makes sure you're comfortable
>She fusses over you and makes sure you're drinking lots of water.
>She makes you soup
>She checks on you every hour, on the hour, or if you call for her
>If you're bothering her, she doesn't show it at all.
>When she has to go out, she has Angel Bunny watch you.
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>>5200386

Jesus christ

it's a fucking sign

maybe you shouldn't ERP in fucking MLPG
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>>5200386
not even the dude that posted balls?
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>>5200386
Are you a girl pony?
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>>5200376
It takes weeks.
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What if Haruhi Suzumiya went to Equestria?
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>>5200363
My 'lectric razor, for the record
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>>5200322
>>5200363

Just make sure you're using a sharp razor and you're not shaving against the grain of your facial hair - because that's a really easy way to get razor burn.
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>>5200401
Gooey demon horse is nice.
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>>5200401
>dem hips and that body shape

Jalm,.you basterd
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>>5200051
Did they tell you it was?
>>
Am I the only one that gets tired of hearing women talk?
Like, no matter the subject, when a female starts talking I just automatically tune out, even if a guy saying the same thing would have my full attention
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>>5200368
>>5200400
The real reason could work well enough here.
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>>5200413
There's be 8 episodes of the same shit and nothing would make sense.
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>>5200369
What if they shared a hivemind? They are already supposed to be one person.
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>>5200402
>he doesn't really watch you
>But he does snuggle up
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>>5200417
...
GO BUY A FUCKING PROPER SHAVER!
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>>5200426

>women make everything boring.
>but a man will always have my attention

I think you might be a homo, Anonymous.
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>>5200413
What if your wife orbits my dick?
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>>5200422
>and you're not shaving against the grain of your facial hair
But that's the only way it can actually remove the hair, at least for me.

Well, the pain of aftershave later is purifying anyway.
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>>5200427
Yeah but that's super lame

I'd rather intrigue Twilight with long, detailed nonsensical recounts of the deadly Thumb Wars fought with rocks, paper and scissors
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>>5200413
why do so many anime girls look exactly the same?
I mean, come on, they're humans, they should have variety.
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>>5200426
Depends. If it's that screechy generic american brat girl voice then it's less tuning them out and more like my brain flooding out the sensation of hearing them with feelings of blood-vomit-inducing rage.
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>>5200402

>Angel sits on a stool next to you and pouts
>When you begin to drift off, he suddenly has a permanent marker in his hands
>You look at him
>It's gone
>You don't sleep very well when Fluttershy's gone
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Where did Fluttershy learn her french fashion?
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>>5200417
what in the FUCK is that supposed to be?
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>>5200410
I could be if you want me to~
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>>5200459
she travelled to europe before going back to school
got railed by SO many french stallions
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>>5200446
Not everything, just their voice
Especially if it's over the phone or something where the voice is all I have
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>>5200413
Miku and Fluttershy would hang out and drink tea in maid outfits

Yuki would mysteriously appear in Twilight's Library (sneaking out of the basement at night to read books)

Tsurururururururuya would party with Pinkie Pie.

Koizumi would do shit with Rarity or something.

Haruhi would be a general nuisance to everyone, but especially AJ and Dash whose personalities keep clashing with hers.
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>>5200452
That's actually a recolor of a popular image. She looks like this.
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>>5200359
>We actually shoot it from our fingers.
>But why would you shoot blood anyway?
>Our blood is incredibly toxic to other organic beings.
>Ohh...

>you get a papercut while reading the next day, Twilight freaks out and quarantines the library
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>>5200464
>implying there are any straight frenchmen
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>>5200462
I think it's a blender for your face, because that is NOT a proper tool of gentleman facial care.
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>>5200482
>implying they weren't bi
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>>5200444
>>5200462
I don't know, I got it for Christmas.
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>>5200401
holy shit those wings

i like
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>>5200482
>>5200490
>implying a lack of m/f/m threesomes
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>>5200470
>Miku
Mikuru*
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>>5200470
>>5200433
>>5200413

Guys, halp

Do I watch it in chronological or aired order
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>>5200463
For which part?
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>>5200401
The armorpieces should sink into the jelly a little.
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>>5200237
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>>5200464

What a slut.
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>>5200507
I would have said Aired order before the movie came out, but now watch it in chronological order and after you are done with the series watch the movie.
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>>5200400
>Tell Twilight that humans are only visible when they're watched
>"But when we're alone, we become virtually invisible"
>she spends months trying to create a camera system that doesn't set off your biochemical trigger
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>>5200494
GO get $120 out of the bank, go to the store, and buy a proper fucking Norelco, Remmington or Braun.
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>>5200507
Chronological
Unless you want the series to end with Kyon buying a rice cooker
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>>5200521
she was just experimenting, man
it's where she picked up the whole not shaving thing
also she learned how to suck a mean dick
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>>5200509
b-both. Would you ambush me on a dark side-street late at night?
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>>5200470

>ねえ、ピンキーちゃん、ピンキーちゃん!

>えっ?

>それはパーティーの時間ですか?

>いいえ。

>にょろ~ん
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>>5200476
she still looks pretty G-neric
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>>5200494
Well, you pissed off someone in your family.
Anyways, get something name brand, spend the money.
Electrics are far kinder on the skin.
...Just not that one.
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>>5200532

>Not shaving thing

This turn a sharp turn straight into favorite fetish town
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>>5200507
I watched it in aired order first.

Enjoyed it more in chronological order to be honest.
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>you tell so many "facts" about humans to Twilight she starts to believe everything you say is false
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>>5200534
Sweetie, write in English, please, and stop with your weird moonrunes.
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>>5200518
How does Bonbon feel about humans? Does she cater to Lyra's strange interest by putting on stitched together gloves in bed?
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>>5200544
It's what makes Fluttershy extra fluffy for cuddling
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Only open this image if you want to be shocked, appalled, and dead inside

not even joking
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>>5200555
Bonbon hates everything except Rainbow Dash and Lyra
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>>5200555
no, lyra hides it from her
it's the secret fetish she can't bring herself to confess
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>>5200529
B-but Masterpiece Optimus Prime... and the rest of my Halloween costume...
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>>5200529
You realize shaving equipment is virtually all marketing, right? They know they can manipulate men into paying out the ass for bullshit because of our desire to seem manly.
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>>5200562
I'm not any of those things.

Too much icing on cake is fucking gross.
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>>5200555
No.
And she does not care for you, at all.
You are a disgusting, hairless ape.
That smells for too arousing for it's own good.
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>>5200562

>some men just want to watch the world burn.jpg
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>>5200562
what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuck!
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>>5200562

Unless that was real whipped cream frosting, nothing of value was lost.
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>>5200537
Well she's pretty much Jeebus Christ.
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>>5200574

You know how every group has a person that nobody likes, but he sticks around anyway?

You probably don't know, actually.
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>>5200554

>"Nyoro~n..."

>"...and STOP saying that!"
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>>5200570
They may sell us bullshit, but unlike women, we have a very limited SET of bullshit we are brainwashed it purchasing.
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I love it when we get into "fucking with ponies" mode.
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>>5200576
>Hatesex with bonbon
yes this is good
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>>5200570
Quality is not subjective. Do you want a shitty $20 Conair with 440 stainless blades that will dull in a fucking week, or do you want one made out of a proper material that won't fucking burn out on you?
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>>5200576
>bonbon gets frustrated at her arousal from smelling your human pheremones
>she glares at you while clenching her legs together and tucking her tail betwen them to hide her winking
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>>5200584
Dane Cook, pls.
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>>5200597

This was a fact way before Dane Cook turned it into a joke.

Now losers can laugh it off.
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>>5200549
>"Oh-oh god, I'm having a heart attack!"
>"Not falling for it this time, anon"
>"Twilight, for the love of god, I'm dying! Get me to a hospital!"
"Stop flopping around the floor, Spike just mopped"
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>>5200566
I think Bonbon could warm up to humans.
>>
Stop telling this guy to get an electric razor, guys. There is nothing wrong with a traditional razor and generic shaving cream. Anything else is just for show.
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wat orf poni/
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>>5200591
oh god
this
PLS
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>>5200576
>>5200596
>>5200593
It's been done.
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>>5200616

Not so much fun NOW, is it?

Haven't you ever heard the story about the Boy Who Cried Wolf?
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>>5200606
I am constantly terrified that I am that person. Then again, I haven't been in many groups to speak of, so... I'm more like the creepy guy at work with the crazy pen pocket.
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>finally figuring out how to do stereograms
Aw yiss.
On topic, are there any pone 3d things?
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>>5200620
Stop kidding yourself, he can't use one of those things. He'll kill himself.
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>>5200616
Are you a fatass.
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>>5200633
Yes.

He was the original troll. And it was totally worth it.
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>>5200626
that accelerated a little quickly
also not enough dialogue
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>>5200617
Nope.
Lyra likes you.
Bonbon likes Lyra.
She thinks you're stealing Lyra from her so she doesn't like you
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>>5200620
I don't like being clean-shaven, so I use a beard trimmer instead. It's also super-quick.
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>>5200640
I actually used one of those about eight hours ago.
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>>5200562
Using this as an album cover, hope my bandmates don't object.
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>>5200616
>You finally, somehow end up in the hospital.
>You get kicked out because you were there overnight and they have some weird policy.
>The doctor give you a weird look when you ask about medication and with a final shove, drops you out of the wheelchair and onto the cement step of the hospital.
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>>5200650
Well, fuck that bitch, i guess.
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>>5200616
>you perish in a puddle of Hawaiian Punch
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>>5200646

See, that story is funny because after the wolf killed him, it also killed everything the townsfolk were trying to stop it from killing

Because nobody came
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>>5200651

You'd better shave your neck, anon.

Tell me you shave your neck.
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>>5200647
It is a greentext, darf, not one of the things that you write.
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>>5200620
All I've used so far is just my dad's disposable razors, but I want to get a traditional safety razor that uses the standard blades.
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>>5200656
That's way 2deep4me
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>>5200664
rip cw
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>>5200674
well... that lyra one was well developed though
i'm just saying
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>>5200596
>>5200617
>Bonbon goes out of her way to ignore you
>when you enter a room, she stops what she's doing and moves to another
>harumphs at you whenever you try tot alk to her
>decide to go to bed; sleep in the guest room
>Bonbon sneaks in and gently sucks on your finger tips
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>>5200671
Not that anon, but I do.
And I do it with a cheap Mach-3 disposable razor in the shower with no shaving cream.
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>>5200620
>Give Nathan a strait razor.
>So much blood.
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>>5200586

>Sweetie Belle wants to go to the San Palomino Comic-Con
>But she needs a chaperone
>Rarity endures three days' worth of Equestria's most horrifically autistic, unhygienic and socially-challenged nerds
>Sweetie has a blast, totally oblivious to this.
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>>5200674
I think
>>5200591
did things pretty well.
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>>5200671
What like with the beard trimmer, or to smoothness with a regular razor? Cause I usually just get everything with the trimmer. It cuts right down to the equivalent of 5 o' clock shadow.

Also I don't grow a whole lot onto my neck.
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>>5200584
I know that, actually.
>>
>Wake up
>Find out Gilda got back from the gym already
>Because the sweaty crotch of her shorts is in your face, specifically right below your nose

what do
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>>5200705

>"You gonna sleep in on Gym Day again, dweeb?"
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>>5200555
>>5200650
>>5200566

I don't think Bonbon cares for the human shit. Pic related.
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>>5200695
I can see Rarity pretending for Sweetie.
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>>5200661
Equestria doesn't have universal healthcare?
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>>5200705
>what do
My best to appease her. I'd probably start by trying to get my teeth around her waistband to help pull it down.
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>>5200717
And then showering so much after that the town gets mad at Spike.
>"I WILL NEVER BE CLEAN!!!"
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>>5199156
its applejacks fault for being a mexicant and not move out of the damn way.

its twilight's fault for being a nigger and not looking where she is going.
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>>5200719
They kicked a pegasus who couldn't even fly to the curb after less than a week. How would she have gotten home? Pray for a fogbank to walk up?
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>>5199043
Every night I fantasize about having a personhorse girlfriend to snuggle with. I know that feel
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>>5200688
>>5200696
That's because Jr made it.
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>>5200713
Those are awful teats.
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>>5200713
Applebloom seems to be a fan
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>>5200656
Euronymous pls
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>>5200719
Bitch, if an overnight isn't good enough for you, go crawl into the Everfree.
I am sure the healthcare in there is waaaay better.
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>>5200638
Well there's this.
>>
Your favorite pony has been backed up for days.
Would you help them out by administering an enema?
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I am so fucking ready
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someone pls post that "eh a cute filly" comic with lyra unzipping her hat
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>>5200713
>wet between the legs
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>>5200689
But fingers are Lyra's thing. Why not make Bonbon think knees and sexy?
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>>5200736
>Less than a week.
She was there one night.
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>>5200740
What about having a personhorse AND a horse?
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>>5200700
>I don't think he knew what a handjob was though
every time
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>>5200765
That's less than a week, isn't it?
>>
>>5200755

...I don't get it.
>>
>>5200766
>not having a horse with a person part on the top
get on my level scrub
>>
>>5200748
>>5200736
I'd hate to see what their immigration policies are like
>>
>>5200753
Stimulant suppository instead.
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>>5200773
My confused nigga...
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>>5200717

>"And... er... what... exactly is this... LOVELY costume, you're wearing?"
>"I AM A CHI'TINI WARRIOR, A CHANGELING FROM BEYOND OUR DIMENSION, EXCEPT THIS COSTUME IS FROM THE SECOND EDITION COLLECTION! WHICH ONE'S YOUR FAVORITE?"
>"I-I see... did you... make that costume yourself?"
>"YES. WELL MY MOM HELPED TOO. I LIVE WITH HER. WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME? I LIKE YOUR TAIL."
>"S-Sweetie, Darling, I think we should go see what's over HERE, now, please. Quickly. PLEASE--!!!"
>"WAIT, YOU HAVEN'T GIVEN ME YOUR NUMBER YET!!!"
>Rarity grabs Sweetie Belle and bolts
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>>5200778
Why do you think there's only one zebra? Who lives outside Ponyville jurisdiction?
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>>5200755

Well now I've got a boner
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>>5200778
You know how she deals with illegal immigrants?
A massive magnifying glass.
And if they try to be cute and do it at night, she had a fucking mirror put on the moon.
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>>5200789
I'm sure there is at least one normal pony in the con.
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>>5200789
I'll bet next year she comes prepared, decking herself and Sweetie Belle in the most gorgeous, perfect cosplays imaginable (according to Sweetie's suggestions).

And they just hit on her even more.

Hoverhooves, hoverhooves everywhere.
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Why did they change Pony Joe's name to Doughnut Joe?
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>Sethisto said that during the Royal Wedding event, they talked to some Hasbro executive who told them about the "incident" with Carebears, which is a show more directed towards toddlers and that they should check Littlest Pet Shop instead, because it's more of a family show.

>yesterday Equestria Daily made 2 posts about Littlest Pet Shop

what if Hasbro asked them to advertise that show?
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>>5200810

I need hoverhooves now. I must see this in action.
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>>5200814
Spike only called him pony Joe because Spike is a fucking retard.
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>>5200814
The Jews.
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>>5200810

>She becomes a minor meme on 4Pone as "Discomfort-chan"
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>>5200816
WOW ANON YOU SURE ARE SMART
WE NEED SAW THAT COMING
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>>5200821
There is one with Twilight and Dash at a daring doo con.
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>ponies at cons
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Would you make an omelette for pone?
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>>5200826
Or you know, he was just drunk

on donuts
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>>5200814
Hasboro realized it was really dumb

You don't go around referring to yourself as Human Pierre right?
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>>5200841
>that security pony

LET ME TELL YOU
ABOUT DARING DO
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>>5200758
>turns out Bonbon likes butts
>she keeps dropping things and cursing her clumsy earth pony hooves and not being able to pick things up easily and she just brushed her teeth
>you sigh and kneel down instead of bending over to pick it up and hand it to her
>she looks mildly upset with you, but to you it's nothing out of the ordinary
>>
>>5200850
Truth be told, there is someone named Guy Fieri
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>>5200845
No, omelets are gross.
The only thing that makes them edible is Tapatilo, and that has convinced me that that shit is literally magic.
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>>5200850
Of course not

Pierre is a homosex name
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>>5200850
of course not, that'd be silly

my name's not Pierre
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>>5200808

>She has a lovely conversation with him
>he's very charming and witty, and Sweetie Belle really likes him too
>"So what is it that brings you here? You don't seem anything like the rest of the ponies hanging about..."
>He draws tentacle porn and extreme fetish art.
>He asks Rarity if she'd be comfortable modeling for him sometime
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>>5200841
>Nathan Pone in the middle.
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>>5200847

>Ponies naturally convert sugar into alcohol
>Pinkie Pie now makes perfect sense
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>>5200845
i don't know how to cook

...i don't know how to do anything that'd make someone else happy
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>>5200869
>Implying it's called "Nathan pony"

You're so easy to spot as anon, Nathan.
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>>5200870
Spike isn't a pone though
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>>5200862
Do you think scrambled eggs are gross too? Or all just-egg dishes?
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>>5200867
>charming and witty
>artist
This really is the magical land of Equestria
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>>5200661
>Nurses prep you for surgery
>head nurse is a filly who can barely reach the opearting table
>you question her credentials
>"I won jenga thweee times in a whow"
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>>5200850
Does the My Little Human counterpart show in their world use human puns for their cities?

>humanville
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>>5200867
>worse, he asks Sweetie
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>>5200877
>Implying he's the only one who calls him that.
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>>5200862
>omelets are gross
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>>5200859
Point taken
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>>5200873
That's okay
I'll cook for you
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>>5200758

I don't live in ponyville, how the fuck should I know?

I prefer the fanon pairing of Pro-human Lyra and traditional-pony bonbon because it reminds me of so many couples I know of for reals.

You have one who is batshit crazy about something and the other who accepts it but thinks they're nuts.
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>>5200858
>Bonbon snorts, folds her ears back, and bites your rear
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>>5200873
Sometimes, being yourself and just being there is the world for someone else
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>>5200867
>>5200891
Rarity would destroy him.
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>>5200891
why_not_both_mexican_girl.png
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>>5200879

I knew that, I was just testing you.

...And you passed! Good job.
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>>5200890
>humanville
>Not Manhattan
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>>5200845

I'm no good at cooking, but I'd make my friend make one for pone

He blended together a few cheeses and a few farm-fresh eggs that he gets from a local farm daily, fried up some fresh ham from a recently slaughtered hog, threw it in that omelette with some fresh veggies and shit.

Served it with fresh-squeezed OJ.

God damn best breakfast I'd ever had, and you bet I'd give it to pony.
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>>5200862

>tapatilo

It's Tapatio, you fucktile.
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Could someone post that Saffron butt picture?
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>>5200891
Bleedman, pls. Pls.
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>>5200873
>find someone that can cook
>ask them to teach you some basics for each meal: eggs/pancakes, salads, stir fry, chili, stew
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>>5200881
For some reason, the only way I can do it is fried, or well, poached if you cant to call it that.
And only if I do it.

Basically frying it and tossing in a shot of water and lidding the pan so it steams.
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>>5200894
You know you are, Nathan.
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>>5200870
If Pinkie was drunk, she'd be staggering around and slurring. Definitely wouldn't be hyper.

She's gotta be on that stuff. That white tiger. That cotton cloud. You know what I'm talking about

saltlicks
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>>5200908
Oh my god I cant stop laughing
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>>5200909
You didn't give him a blowjob for that, perchance?
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>>5200845

Sure - but I could do better.

I posted a vegetarian biscuits and gravy recipe once. I bet ponies would love that.
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>>5200890
>Pitsburg
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>>5200909
>OJ
No. Serve them apple juice, anon.

Because OJ kills.
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>>5200911
Spellcheck did not tell me I fucked up, and it's late.
Also, ok.jpg.
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>>5200908
We've come full circle.
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>>5200931

No, but I would've and should've
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>>5200909

>Protein-based foods

>would feed to pony

>Ponies are herbivores and cannot digest animal proteins like humies can
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>>5200873
You could kill yourself
That would make me happy
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>>5200918
Honestly the best cooking advice I can give anyone who says they can't cook anything is to get in the fucking kitchen and try.

You'd be surprised just how easy it is to turn ingredients into something edible and relatively tasty. And every time you make a dish you get a little bit better at it.
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>>5200909
>>5200938

Apple also goes well with pork.

Hm. I wonder what would happen if you marinated a ham-steak in apple juice...
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>>5200959
Fuck you flutterhit.
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>>5200951

>Pony can't digest it
>Throws it up
>"Why, that was so good, I think I'll eat it again!"
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>>5200961
>cooking with Cloudchaser
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>>5200959
>2.3 telling someone to kill themself
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>>5200925
Aaaaactually.
http://haloreplicas.deviantart.com/gallery/38758015
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>>5200967

>implying ponies vomit
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>>5200979

DYEWTS?
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>>5200961
Some people can't discern what goes with other things nor have the taste buds to know what tastes good or doesnt
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>>5200961

And if anything confuses you - just google it or read cookbooks, or lurk in /ck/ when they're not being retarded.

Seriously, the internet is your friend here.
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>>5200962
>not making baked pork tenderloin, stuffing, and applesauce
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>>5200977
But that's a different pony then the one he was talking about.
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>>5200713
that is just bonkers
i cant find the stretchy pics for some reason
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>>5200922

Brown a shallot and a few mushrooms in a pan with butter. Then pour in scrambled eggs seasoned with salt, pepper and dried chives. Mix and cook. Once it's firm, push it to one side and sprinkle with shredded cheese, then put a little water in the pan and cover it until the cheese melts.

Boom. Best eggs.
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You guys, anyone can cook.
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>>5200999
But only the fearless can become great.
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>>5200985

referring to the stupid-ass argument in the last thread
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>>5200974

Oh, man, THAT was a good one.

>buying frozen pizzas and adding your own flourishes to them
>eating bizarre but surprisingly tasty meals on the couch with her.
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>>5200986
So they can stick to recipes or cook for themselves. You don't need to walk into a kitchen and come up with a brand new dish. Just get as much experience under your belt as you can and eventually cooking will just be something you do every so often instead of a big deal.
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Go to Equestria and only have a %50 chance of getting with your waifu, or having ONLY your waifu come with you to Earth
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>>5200940
My god
It... it all makes sense now.
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Sometimes I am so impressed with my own posts that I screencap them so I can post them again later.
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>http://e621.net/post/show/258820/anal-anal_penetration-big_penis-comic-cum-cum_ever
MY DICK!
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>>5201016

Neither.

I don't want to go to Equestria, and I'd rather my waifu not have to deal with humanity. I doubt she could.
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>>5201016
Go there and take my chances.
I wouldn't subject her to our world.
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>>5200996
Hmm, sounds solid.
Actually with some of the habanero cheese I got it would probably be great.
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>>5200904
>>5200891

>Rarity throws a drink in his face and storms off, Sweetie in tow.

>She refuses to tell Sweetie what he meant when he asked to "draw her sometime"
>And what "fetish" means.
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>>5201016
what about those of us without waifus?
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>>5200999
You guys, anyone can draw.
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>>5201016
Go to Equestria
If not get waifu, get a new waifu
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>>5201040
But only the talented can become great
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>>5201040
Holy shit you are right.
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>>5201042
>get a new waifu

You're disgusting.
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>>5201016
>50% chance with someone with a personality and traits you love
>vs fish in the barrel on Earth
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>>5200858
>go to bed
>awaken to a strange sensation on your lower back
>Bonbon is lightly massaging your butt cheeks
>she notices you're awake and stops
>you stare at each other
>she bongo freestyles
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>>5201040
This is true.
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>>5201033
>implying Sweetie isn't browsing ponychan and knows exactly what all the perverts are on about
>implying she isn't fucking with Rarity
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>>5201037

Get a waifu, dummy
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>>5201037
get off /mlp/ and save yourself while you still can
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>>5201046
Mic the Microphone, please.
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>>5201033
Internet is your friend, Sweetie!
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>>5200999
It's not that everyone can cook, it's that a good cook can come from anywhere.

Watch the movie, shithead.
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>>5201052

Butts are not on the front, anon.
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>>5200989

We were talking breakfast, Anon.

Also

>not brining a tenderloin, then butterflying and pan-searing it before coating it in a mixture of balsamic and blackberry jam and roasting it in the oven.
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>>5201070
What if they're chestbutts, also known as breasts?
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>>5201070

Could you imagine if it was?

God, anal play would be so much better
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>>5201058
>/mlp/
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>>5201085

>You will never have a portal gun so you can suck your own dick, fuck yourself, and rim yourself
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>>5201052
That reminds me of the greentext where anon is a monster living in the everfree forest that gropes the butts of unwary ponies

And when zecora goes into the forest the sound of bongos was heard drifting out from the trees
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>tfw no waifu
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>>5201085
Shitting would be a nightmare.
Especially if you had diarrhea.
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>>5201070
The assumption was is that you're sleeping on your side.

You can turn your neck and look at people messing with your butt
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> try to have fun drawing and try to have fun with other artfags
> every single one of them are frigid cunts
I don't even know why I bother anymore, MLPG.
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>>5201075
We recipes now?

Meatballs, 2 jars of chili sauce, and a big jar of grape jelly in a crockpot. Let cook for 3 hours.
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>>5201075
Stop it man, you are making me want to get some salmon and get my smoker ready.
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>>5201100

Turn in your badge and gun. You're off the case, anon.
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>>5200999
I can boil potatoes in water.

BOW
BOW BEFORE ME
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>>5201100
>tfw no pony waifu because too many people to share her with
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>>5201112
We should form our own drawfag group that's cooler than theirs
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>>5201116

Oh god, so fucking good

So fucking easy

Sometimes I regret quitting pot
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>>5201112
maybe you should stop calling them frigid cunts, you make more friends that way
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>>5201121
>Implying we are all Irish.
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>>5201118

>Smoker

I have a guide somewhere on how to make a smokehouse out of an old-fashioned refrigerator...

I've always wanted to try it, but I can't find or afford anything like that.
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>>5201112
Why do you say that?
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>>5201132
Well if you don't have a pony waifu, then who is your waifu?
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>>5201132
People actually think like that? Obviously you havge to delude yourself that since she's your waifu, she'd only go to you
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can we not be /ck/

I feel even more inadequate now than I did when we were /fa/ earlier
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>>5201139
You mean you aren't?
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>>5201112
there are tons of nice artists. you are looking in the wrong places.
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>>5201099
I remember that

It's a shame "Legend of the Rear Reaper" never caught on. Stopped right when Luna went to challenge the groping beast.
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>>5201148
well at least we're not being /fit/
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>>5201116
My nigga
My version of that is meatballs and pineapple salsa cooked in a crockpot for several hours
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>>5201121

...I just saw Roly Poly/Pasta Pockets/Chubby Colt standing on a desk, brandishing a pot of boiled potatoes as he screams this.
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>>5201140
You can make a smoker out of 2 big potting plants and a hotplate. Easy peasy.
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>>5201148

>Thinking /fa/ knows anything about anything

The only thing they accomplish is looking completely autistic at first glance.

Sure, they have good shaving advice, but everyone should know how to shave.
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>>5201156
Sometimes the mysteries are best left unsolved
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>>5200916
pls respond
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>>5201140
Eh, I just use a standard Big Chief.
Just have to use a plug that doesn't have a fucking safety on it.
It's funny, somehow my family ended up with the old family recipe and we are the smoke salmon crack dealers for the rest of them come Christmas.
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>>5201146
It's weird to have people talking about extremely sexual things and your waifu.

>>5201144
Related.

God she's so perfect.
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>>5200899
they make the best pair for pictures
aside from the sisters
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>>5201173

Smoked-Salmon Anon?
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>>5201016
I don't know.

Honestly, I want her more than to live in Equestria.
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>>5201150
Oh I am...
Irish/Scotish/Swiss mostly.
I both hate myself, and and good with money.
And also a heavy alcoholic, but I just blame the first two for trying to kill one another.
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>>5201175
What if that waifu was pony
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>>5201099

That was the best part

>>5201156

Luna ended up losing to the Rear Reaper if I recall correctly, but it never went further then that.
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>>5201164
>potting plant
I mean the clay pots, of course
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>>5201184
>implying the best pictures
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>>5201184
Sisters?
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>>5201200
Jesus fuck those silver dollar nipples
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>>5200899
How long can Lyra hold out? Will Bonbon receive a minty fluoride rinsing?

The suspense is too much
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>>5201190
Possibly, also retail anon and that asshole that Cameltexts his filenames.
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>>5201195
I'm part Jew.
Looks like MLP being a trap by the Jews to prevent white men from reproducing is catching some of us Jews in the crossfire.
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>>5201200
I'll be honest, neither of them look appealing, though I'm sure the guy on the right is healthier
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>>5201197
It would look something like this ie fucking horrifying

I prefer her as a human.
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>>5201195
At least all you've got is Scotch/Irish in you.
I've got German/Polish added to that, along with just about every peasant stock this side of Constantinople.
On the bright side, I rarely get incapacitated by illness.
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>>5201218
>left
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>>5201175
>tfw Yui is best K-ON!
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>>5201100
What are you bitching about.

Having a "waifu" is pure fucking suffering.
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>>5201134
I'm already referring to some MLPG artfags.
>>5201137
Why do you think I'm generalizing rather than naming anyone specific?

>>5201141
>>5201154
Everywhere I tried hasn't really worked out in that aspect. I find someone I think is neat and after a little while they up and vanish or act like cold, unamused jerks.

I suppose it could be pointed out that the only constant involved with them all is the fact that I'm there. Maybe I'm just not a good drawfag person, or friend.
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>>5201225
>tfw you could not be more wrong
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>>5201217
Oh I am sure the rest of your brothers will just blame someone else for it.
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>>5201195
We lineage now?
Norwegian master race
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>>5201175
how are anime girls even supposed to afford headphones like that?
those AKGs she's wearing are like $400
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>>5201207
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>>5201241
get your redlines out of here
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>>5201235
Probably.
It's the fucking Muslims I know it.
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>>5201244
but it's WRONG and you should KNOW it's wrong :V
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>>5201244

No.
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>>5201239
I'm 1/4 Finnish, half german, and Native Canadian (Like Eskimo)
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>tfw mutt masterace
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>>5201254
>>5201250
but they're all over a pretty pone now
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>>5201249
That's the spirit!
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>>5201240
She also has a pretty nice Fender lefty bass.
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>>5201240
because it's a cartoon
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>>5201249
Well obviously it's the atheists. Those guys rule the fucking world!
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>>5201207
yeah
>>5201241
so pone can cry
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>>5201239
My boss is full blooded Norwegian too.
But he is at work now...
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>>5201259

Requesting Rarity as a Hasidic diamond merchant.
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>>5201259
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>>5201280
How horrifying.
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>>5201280
Her ear in that pic is coming out right above her eye socket
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>>5201223

>Scotch/Irish/Danish/German from Dad's side
>Russian/Polish from Mom's side

I've had relatives who worked on farms, lumber camps, steel foundries, car factories, some who helped build at least two American landmarks, and I had an aunt I'd never met before pick me out at a funeral just from my size.

I am bred from some of the hardest-drinking, hardest-working pack-mules in all of Europe.
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>>5201258

Fine, then I'll just remove those... things.
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>>5201280

if i saw something in the dark staring at me with piercing red eyes i'd probably just turn around
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>>5201304
Why must you announce your presence in such an awful way
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>>5201311
>turning your back to it
Natural selection says hi, bitch.
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>>5201304
kill yourself
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>>5201308
she looks like she has 2 noses, one on top of the other
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>>5201333
Sometimes I fuck your mother

No wait, that's all the time
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>>5201233
> tfw one artfag friend is always on skype
> hasn't replied to you in over a month
These feels are horrible. MLPG.
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>>5201305
Replace Russian with Lithuanian and we could be brothers.
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>>5201211
I meant these sisters!
>>5201308
would you remove the vagina from some pictures too?
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>>5201305
>tfw at work I am half used for customer service, and then half used for 'customer service.'
It's fun when all of the staff in the store are petite females and the call for me and a wall shows up.
Although it does make you a target for when the customer is already irate.
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>>5201335
>she can snort twice as much coke
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>>5201328

>turn around
>just stand there instead of running

Maybe.
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>>5201308

It's called the Gland of Zeis.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gland_of_Zeis
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>>5201316
Because Nathan and Ross took away the subtle ones.
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>>5201349
cadence isn't a sister to Celestia/Luna though
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>>5201311
turn around
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>>5201112
>>5201134
>>5201233
Why do you art cunts always bring your drama here. We don't give a fuck.
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>>5201363

what the fuck
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>>5201357
THERE'S A ZYZZ GLAND?!
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>>5201359
She is the sister of King Sombrero
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>>5201349
Oh, well those sisters not cadence are nice too.
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>>5201350

I never have to worry about people picking fights with me because I'm taller than, and outweigh a lot of guys.

The only ones I need to worry about are either the ones who are REALLY drunk, or really stupid.
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>>5201368
u spooked
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>>5201280
pone should earrings
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>>5201371
ZYZZ WAS INSIDE OF US ALL!
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>>5201335
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>>5201349
>duckface everywhere
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>>5201357
But they don't look like what's in that picture
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>>5201349

>would you remove the vagina from some pictures too?

Maybe, but why?
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>>5201383
naaah don't like it. Just erase the nose outline and make the eyes bigger
>>
English/French/German/Polish/Italian/Irish
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>>5201383
But she only has 3 legs
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>>5201233

We have a few who are pretty cool guys. Who have you been talking to?
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>>5201357

Still creepy looking.
Especially on a cartoon pony where those levels of detail are usually left out.
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>>5201384

Yes, that is the joke.
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>>5201399
>not liking amputee DJ
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>>5201391
because you didn't like it, it was a theoretical question
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>>5201400

SB, Kraut, Juice, Krabb...
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>>5201376
Oh I got in trouble a few times when I transferred to my current store.
Getting trained in Alaska does not make for a good employee in the lower 48.
You have to get used to aggressive customers a whole lot less.
And getting into screaming matches with them is discouraged apparently.
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>>5201384
It's the best face.
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>>5201411
>Juice.
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>5201411
Try talking to MT.
She's fun.
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>>5201375
>>5201211

I wonder what an ideal date with either of the Twins would be.
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>>5201411
>Krabb

HAHAHAHAHA
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>>5201393

>make the eyes bigger

Too annoying sounding of a change to make.
It's not like I drew this in the first place.
Plus it looks weird without the nose.
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>>5201423
Try raping MT.
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>>5201425
Damn, now I wish we had capped that one greentext with Cloudchaser at the fancy restaurant...
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>>5201411
Try talking with Jailbait, he's a cool dude.
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>>5201425
Well, Flitter is the sweeter and more motherly one.
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>>5201433
At th very least, give her some nostrils.
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>>5201411

MT's really sweet, and Corwin's a pretty nice guy, and so are Art-Anon and Cosmo.
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>>5201410

I've removed a few horribly drawn vaginas from some R34 pictures.
Especially where the image was more cute than sexual to begin with.
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>>5201446

But... That's what I just erase.
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>>5201441

I was not aware of this.

You'd best archive-dive that shit, nigga.
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>>5201448
are you the guy who does those picture edits for me?

if so, thanks
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>>5201454

I don't think so.
I don't edit stuff too often, not that I'm unwilling to.
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>>5201452

erased*
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drinkin and drawing...

should this little bro have a cutey mark or is it too shit?
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>>5201452
I had to look back at what you did, and I see that.
What was fucked up from what I see is the shadow.
It gave her a double nose.
Granted you are apparently not the original artist so, I won't fault you on that, but the illusion is there.
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>>5201474
give him a lion tail
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>>5201474
Why does deer have horn, and eye liner?
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>get home from walk
>Batman Year One, Gurren Lagann Adventure Time torrents all finished
Wish I could stram for you fellas.
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>>5201486
i know wat u did there

was kinda thinking about billy or whats his name, i wanna kiss that little douche so bad

no homo
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>>5201491

>"That, lads 'n' lasses, is fit we call a 'poofter'!"
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>>5201499
You know Billie is a girl, right?
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>tehsean's futa angel blowjob pic
Good god, this man needs to draw pones. My dick would explode.
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>>5201499
that's just how classic mythology describes them, you wouldn't be ripping it from Billie
and Billie is a little andro lass
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>>5201531
err, EVERYTHING WENT BETTER THAN EXPECTED

wait.... you trying to cheat me?

no really wtf billy a girls name?
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>>5201536
but Angel was a boy i thought
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>>5201443

Yes... but what would a DATE be like? What kinds of stuff does she like to do?

Go out dancing, maybe? Or to see a movie? Or to a restaurant?
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>>5201545
oh ok i dig, well yeah i know the design for a unicoen is a more slender kind, lion tail and all

guess im having the wrong kind of fun, beer whit me its 1:30am here
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>>5201551
Listen.
I'm not sure if you know you're acting like a faggot, or doing it on purpose or what.
But please, just don't talk with memes.
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we ded

i'm going to bed
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>>5201562
I was using her personality to narrow down what a date with her would be like.
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>>5201551
She is a sexy sexy boyish filly
cutie wootie reverse trap
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>>5201565
you fail at reading? Remembering where you started?>>5201474
this is not to be a meta dick
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>>5201565
this is not the hour
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>I don't like these things in this picture
>I don't like the way you're posting
yeah just go to bed
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>>5201551
No bullshit man.
She was just cursed with a boyish name.
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How the fuck did Fluttershy not know what a fucking phoenix is? She's supposed to be a vet or whatever!
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>>5201562
>>5201425

Cloudchaser seems more the type to go clubbing or out to a rave.

Flitter seems more like the kind who likes going to quieter spots.
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sooo musical numbers...
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>>5201565
dude chillax ,

its just a game
>>5201578
i know its just those moments when i see a character like that , makes you want to really hug them honest!
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>>5201617
>vet
ECMajor is a better vet than her.
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>>5201617
Phoenixes aren't the most common thing in the world, and to be fair, Philomena didn't look a thing like one in the state she was in.
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>>5201620
Flitter is mine.
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>>5201620
i would cloudchaser to a rave
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>>5201629
Shit, she didn't even look like a BIRD.
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>>5201652
>you bring cloudchaser to a rave despite her concerns
>she gets raped
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>>5201660
bad end
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>>5201620

>you find a 50s-themed diner with table-jukeboxes that actually work, and malts for two
>her smile when she sees it, makes the two hours it took to find the place totally worth it.
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>>5201660
as long as there's room for another dick, it's all good
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>>5201617
regardless celestia really did troll her hard as balls, but then again, really why the hell did she even need a phoenix? yeah i know it dosent die, but really.

just imagine a whole swarm if there is more out in that one forest/jungle type place where spike took the egg
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>>5201660

>implying she wouldn't be the one telling YOU how to avoid getting your drink roofied and your butthole ventilated.
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>>5201681
>butthole ventilation

ufn
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>>5201670

>two hours driving around

Sounds like a crap way to start a date.
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>>5201681
>Disappointed stallions, everywhere.
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>>5201696

>implying you didn't mapquest the place after looking up the address and find it first to avoid such a situation.

Preparation, Anonymous. Preparation.
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>>5201696
Sounds like someone is going to be a perma virgin.
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>>5201698
>>5201681
>she'd be too busy berating you to notice you slipping the roofie into her drink yourself
>you wouldn't even fuck her after she passed out
>just drag her into the bathroom, spray your load onto her face, and leave her in a stall in the stallion's bathroom
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>>5201713
>>5201672
>>5201652

Shut up, darf.
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With which adjectives would you describe Twilight Sparkle?
I need that for reasons.
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>>5201719
well... okay
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>>5201720

Geeky, but good-hearted. Sincere, but overly-cerebral. Pedantic. Awkward.
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>>5201720
purple
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>>5201713
What the fuck, Darf.
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>>5201720
Cutest
Smartest
All-around best
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>>5201720
Purple.
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>>5201726
>>5201722
>>5201713

>MLPG is a bunch of guys hanging around in a restaurant/diner in one of those giant-ass booths that can seat like 20 people.
>Two or three guys have a conversation about dating
>darf butts in with tips on how to date-rape girls
>he has several drinks' worth of straws thrown at him as everyone yells "SHUT THE FUCK UP, DARF" in unison.
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>>5201728
Pony?
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>>5201720
Lovable.
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>>5201744
oh boy, what wacky hi-jinks will i end up in next
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>>5201713
Getting roofie'd by a pony sounds relatively harmless

>come to in your bedroom
>find a bow tied around your penis
>nothing else was done to you
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>>5201744
>one anon sneaks off and asks Darf to write more
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>>5201744
Pretty much.
We are a mass of normal, reined gentlemen after all.
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>>5201744

>Ross pounds futilely on the window, slamming his sketchpad up against it if he isn't just drawing directly on the window, and screams his half of a conversation through the glass
>a conversation nobody else is having with him
>passersby cross the street to avoid him.
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>>5201754
>Unless it's Fluttershy.
>Again.
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>>5201763
Quite.
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>>5201720
Slutty.
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>>5201744
>there's always an anon that ocasionally climbs onto the table
>there are few anons hidden under the table giving oral to other anons
>drawfags have their own table and ocasionally send a member to the anon table
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>>5201781
>mlpg writes fanfiction about itself
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>>5201781

>they come back soaked-through with soda and covered in thrown food.

>nobody knows where they get it, because the staff have quarantined that section of the restaurant after numerous complaints and a threat from the health inspector.
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>>5201781
>there's always extra seats at the drawfag table
>they keep inviting anons over for pictures and fried calamari
>anons stay in their booth muttering about those elitist jerks
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>>5201763
Until we become super gay
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>>5201772
Why would Fluttershy want to tie a bow to your penis?
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>>5201786
>one anon spends the night explicitly describing everything that everyone is doing
>it's very, very annoying
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>>5201778
>>5201749
>>5201735
>>5201728
>>5201725
>>5201724
Alright, thanks a lot guys. I've got more than enough.
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>>5201781
>A handful of anons go to another table to talk about videogames
>a few individuals from the anon table yell obscenities at them and disturb everyone
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>>5201796
>not that one guy who keeps copies and logs of everything being said and talked about
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>>5201789

>Ross comes in and tries to flip the table
>he can't budge it.
>he sits on the floor and refuses to leave, complaining loudly that nobody ever pays any attention to him.
>people step on him as they go from table to table
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>>5201810
And, of course, not the guy who saves those and archives them.
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>>5201807
>>5201810
>that one guy who's walking around talking shit about people
>it's actually a whole bunch of guys, they just keep using the same hat so it seems like one guy
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>>5201811
>every time someone steps on him he becomes more determined not to leave
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>>5201818

>it'd be hard to tell them apart anyway
>they're all the same shape
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>>5201789
>Fried calamari.
You assholes could have fed me grub before I decided to draw again?!
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>Rose will draw every single MLP crossover imaginable with all the OCs
>But she won't draw LPS

Bitch.
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>>5201837
i just wish she'd drawn porn
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>>5201837
She doesn't owe you shit.
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>>5201837
I wish she'd draw my OC...just once, that'd be neat
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>>5201789
>>5201834

All this is making me hungry for Mozzi sticks and cokes.
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>>5201853
fuck off nanaki
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im drun k and i dre w oc shipping

fuk you faagogts
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>>5201859
I am literally always hungry for donuts.
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>>5201853
Are you Ken?
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What's the haps MLPG?
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>>5201859
All it is doing is make me realize that I have dick for drawings under my belt.
And also I want some squid now.
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>>5201874
Oh shit! A talking horse!
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>>5201866
no
>>5201873
no
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>>5201859

>eating fried cheese when there is calamari available
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>>5201754
the hangover 4: questria

>later get taken by lyra
>bonbon is driving
>they blast "dont stop beliving" on the car
"fuck its the royal guards!"
>she forces you in the trunk whit your legs sticking out
>everyone sees, finds it funny
days later this sticker is on every car
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>>5201874
I had that keyboard for years. Never got a scratch on it, never got food in it.

Then you came along

Bitch
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>>5201889

Fuck you, I like them both.
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>>5201889
YOU WON'T BE MAKING THAT FACE WHEN THE CALAMARI EATS YOU
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>>5201837
I wish Rose would draw Iguanas jumping through flaming hoops on motor bikes.
That would be rad
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>>5201874
>Typing out a full length paragraph about why Fluttershy is the best pony
>Suddenly hear a *Squeak*
>Rarity was crushed to death under your keys

What do
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>>5201907

KRAAAAAKEEEEEEEEN!!!!
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>>5201889
Shit, you are making me realize I live midland and cannot have it fresh.
It hurts.
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>>5201915
Kill myself because Fluttershy is worst horse
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>>5201907

go to bed Cthulhu
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>>5201902

But... I...
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>>5201915
Throw her on the pile with the tiny FBI agent and other ill-fated keyboard-dwellers
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>>5201423
MT and Klondike never reply. Guess I'm not popular enough to warrant their interest.
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>>5201453
Archive dive done. It was... slightly different from what I recalled and much hotter
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>>5201909

>the iguana is absolutely stone-faced
>this is what he does every day
>he's the Extreme Iguana
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Am I fun
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i cant remember as to why i started drawing fat rarity.
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>>5201946
yes

yes you are

you are beautiful
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>>5201946
No anon, you are the least fun person I have ever had the displeasure of knowing
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>>5201915

but Fluttershy isn't the best horse.

and if you say that over and over, Rarity will come back to life. they're like faeries.
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>>5201946
Are you Pinkie Pie?
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>>5201953
Kiss me
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This is a pony.

Her name is Pinkie Pie.

Do you like this pony?

I know I sure do.
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>>5201964
Yes, Pinkie Pie is a very nice pony.
What kind of faggot wouldn't like this pony?
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>>5201026
whoah
unf
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>>5201411
>tfw don't have to talk to popular people when you can talk to other anons and still have fun
>tfw you are a artfag
>tfw you only talk to people who talk to you first
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>>5201964
that's a big pinkie pie
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>>5201951
You wanted vomiting gifs remember?
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>>5201951
oh my goodnes! look at your tummy whos my chubby poneh you are!

yes you are!
heeere comes the choo choo train

woo woo!
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>>5201946
>>5201958
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>>5201411
Original sad drawfag here. I've never talked to Kraut or Juice, but I have tried talking to SB and Krabb before.

SB is okay, but depressing and Krabb is alright, but he doesn't do much but play games.

Good people, just not my kind of people. I hold nothing against them, they're fine people. I'm only talking about my experiences with others.
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>>5201964
bouncy bouncy!
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>>5201940

>that last comment

Never change, MLPG...
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>>5201841
there is plenty of other porn
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>>5201986
>That is what fucked over the teen feels.
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>>5201983
i figured my response would be funnier
>>
Everyone seems to like most of the mane six, though I tend to notice some people don't care for Rainbow Dash and her gruff attitude.

I guess you could say her appeal flies right over their heads!
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>>5201026
I like it
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>>5201964

i like pink horses fine, but not as much as i like white horses.
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>>5201951
Ottanta is that you?
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>>5202003
...
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>>5201964
bought a blind bag for the 5th time, got the crystal pinkeh

mfw
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>>5201983

If you ever wanna drop me a line, feel free.

Art-Anon here.
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>>5201026
is this another onta rip off
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>>5201995

i'm working at a haunted house, i can absolutely confirm this is how almost all the black people that come through my maze act.

>>5201999

some day, brother. some day, we'll rise again.
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>>5202018
Oh, hey there.
You followed me on dA a long time ago. I've never had a chance to talk to you, but I love your art. You've always seemed like a super nice person.
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>>5201985
>flippers
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>>5201999
>>5202033
dashie basara
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>>5201995
>>5202033

I wonder how your favorite pony would react to one of those Haunted Houses. The serious ones where people know what they're doing and none of the cheap and cheesy stuff.
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>>5201026
>*throb* *throb*

Who writes this shit?
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>>5202046
>it smell so strong
I don't think english is his first language
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>>5201978
Hello!
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>>5202050
Uh hi
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>>5202018
Not him, but I loved when you drew Tabasco stuff.
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>>5202033
You tell us if any bronies come through there singing Giggle At The Ghosties, could you?
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>>5202045

>the cheesy ones

man, i hate it. half of us know what we're doing, the other half have no fucking sense of dramatic timing.

as to how Rarity would react, like all the blonds that come through. brave at the entrance, freak out at the first scare, and spend the whole time buried in your chest, screaming while everybody jumped for her.

>>5202041

this phrase means nothing to me.
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>>5202034

Oh? Well, drop me a message on dA sometime, then!

I should probably get some sleep right about now, but not all of us are total snobs or outright bastards. Or at least some of us TRY not to be.
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mlpg I just had a panic attack because I couldn't tell if I was dreaming or not
post cute pony so I can calm down
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>>5202076
Like I said before, it could be I'm just a shitty conversationalist and person all around instead.
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>>5202073

It's from The Dark Knight Rises.

DESHI DESHI BASARA BASARA
DESHI DESHI BASARA BASARA
DESHI DESHI BASARA BASARA
DESHI DESHI BASARA BASARA
DESHI BASARA DESHI BASARA
DESHI BASARA DESHI BASARA
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>>5202078
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>>5202060
I've got the same problem whenever I have to keep a name or ca be recognized.
I think I'm so shy that I convince myself I don't need to talk to people, or that it won't bring me anything; but social interactions are very important for humans.
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>>5202078
Did you pinch yourself?
How do you know you're not in a dream?
Remember that you have absolutely no way to know if your memories are real or just a construct of your mind.
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>>5201983
I may not make my contacts as available as I should, but I always like taking to people.
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>>5202096
th-this is m-my social interaction, and it's all I n-need...
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>>5202096
I know the feel
Thankfully I'm able to make a few close friends and shut off everyone else
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>>5202110
I've never had a chance to talk to you either. I barely know you from the threads. I'm sure you're a lovely pone person, though.
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>>5202073
>>5202045
>>5202033
>>5201995

I've always wanted to work in one of those kinds of places.


Mostly I wanna do the Human Statue bit with a little bit of Weeping Angels thrown in. Subtly change position when they're not looking, see how many of them notice. I have a gift for creeping up behind people when they're not looking - spent one halloween dressed as a Death-Cultist, standing behind people and waiting for them to turn around. Great fun.
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>>5202107
that was why I had the panic attack, actually
now I'm still scared shitless wondering if now that I'm aware I could be dreaming everything, my subconscious is going to kill me and take over or something
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>>5202065

yeah, but there haven't been. so far, only one guy who i suspect may have been a brony, but he hid his power level admirably.

>>5202089

oh. i forgot about that movie. but i would love for Teen Feels to come back to the Gotham of MLPG.
>>
Crude stew do you feel it Applebloom?
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>>5202130
They're the feels we need, but not the feels we deserve
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>>5202104

>Pinkie Graduated from ACME Looniversity.

I'm okay with this.
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>>5202078

how's about i post sexy pony instead, and get you all riled up?
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>>5202123

LK is a proper Nigga. One of our best. Sit in on the next Renne Quest if you're not already.
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>>5202096
>but social interactions are very important for humans.
>humanity
>standards
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>>5202085

I know the feeling.
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>>5202078
>Ponies
>Cute
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>>5202104
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>>5202136

>"When the Teen Feels are in ashes... THEN you will have my permission to die."
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>>5202160
who is M•B•?
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>>5202152
Could you two just trade e-mails and get over that awkward gap already?
I know I shouldn't be trying yo help, but for fucks sake.
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>>5202085
i have no idea how to talk to people
i either try to wow them with zaniness or if it's someone i trust i just scream depressing thoughts because it's they're the only ways i know how to get attention.
this is starting to not work and i'm losing my friends because of it but i really have no idea what to do
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What's good, MLPG?
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>>5202195
Not that picture.
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Heh.
I almost forgot about this.
http://scenekids.com/
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>>5202199
Predictable as fuck.
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>>5202195
nothing
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>>5202078
I though it was cute, at least.
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>>5202140
Why must gypsy Pinkie lead the life of a vagabond, sleeping with countless men instead of settling down with me under a tin roof and our brood of children?
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>>5202078
Here have this pile of applepones
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>>5202190
the last good conversation I had was with my old therapist who I can no longer afford
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>>5202145
I haven't followed a quest since the last Raisin pone, and the middle of Rusty Quest. I feel bad about it, but this place had bummed me out quite a bit so I took off for a while.
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>>5202212
That's awfully heteronormative of you.
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>>5202190
>>5202221
Just fuck already
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>>5202201
>http://scenekids.com/MonsterUnicorn09
Oh jeez.
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>>5202078
I had a dream that bronies tried to abduct my little sister.
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>>5202226
Hey, I already checked my privilege today, screw off.
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>>5202235
That wasn't a dream that was a plan.
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>>5202235
That was a vision of the future, anon
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>>5202182

you have been supplied with a false idol to stop you from tearing down this corrupt city. Let me tell you the truth about Teen Feels, from the words of MLPG's happiness commissioner, Leth:

"the Feels didn't murder Anon, they saved my thread then took the blame for Anon's appalling crimes so that i could, to my shame, build a lie around this fallen idol. i praised the madman who tried to murder my own thread, but i can no longer live with my lie. it is time to trust the people of MLPG with the truth, and it is time for me to resign."

and do you accept this man's resignation? do you accept the resignation of all these liars? of all the corrupt?

why did they have to make Bane sound like Colonel Klink?
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Which ponies enjoy being cummed inside of the most?

And which the least?
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>>5202265
>the least
Twily
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>>5202265
Pinkie most

Rainbow least
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>>5202265
Rainbow Dash, she enjoys the feeling of her pussy overflowing with warm seed.

Rainbow Dash, because it just reminds her that she'll never bear her own children.
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>tfw ded
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>>5202253

I was led to believe it was to make him easier to understand.
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>>5202212

because it's in her blood. why does the wolf howl at the moon? why does the sparrow fly south? it is their way.

but know that she loves you, and let that be enough.
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>>5202265
Women can't actually feel you cumming inside them, so I don't know why they'd enjoy it.
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>>5202286
Except that's wrong.
>>
ded

why ded
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>>5202189
I-I don't think I'm ready for that step yet, anon...
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>>5202104
>not leaving the last panel without dialogue and letting readers think for themselves
Ruined it.
Garbage throw it away.
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>>5202302
lets just do that for everything shall we? all our posts are garbage
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>>5202318
2deep
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>>5202288
Well I can't imagine it's a pleasant sensation.
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You guys are okay.
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holy shirt does anyone remember this game, pic related? Where you were a dinosaur with a jetpack and lasers collecting eggs?


this fucking artist man
http://e621.net/post/index?tags=boarwhore
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>>5202302

Not everyone is aware of "show, don't tell," and some just can't grasp the idea of having to deduce what a frame is about without being told, and don't expect others to be able to do it either.
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>>5202334
You're okay too CC.
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>>5202343
and I'm sure we weren't aware of that, you had to tell us
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>>5202334
I am not.
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>>5202281
My life is eternal winter, knowing that songbird will never return to my window.

What is her love to me, like a campfire across the valley, burning brightly as I see it but giving me no warmth?

I might as well howl at the moon! My cries of love do not reach her gypsy heart.
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>>5202337
that is some diverse shit right there
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>>5202361
>meanwhile, she laughs herself to sleep each night thinking of your tiny dick
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>>5202354

With the level of intelligence I usually see in here, I figured it safe to assume that a couple of you might not have thought of it.
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>>5202361

when your bed is cold, look up at the moon, and know she is too. and sing:

>if only, if only
>the woodpecker sighed
>the bark on the tree were as soft as the sky
>while the wolf waits below
>hungry and lonely
>and he cries to the moon, if only, if only

and some day, she will find you again.

because i'm out of pony gypsy Pinkie.
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>>5202373
That hurts me, anon. It really does.
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>>5202337
Thats motherfuckin nanosaur
Best game in my elementary school computer lab
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>mfw rubbing my balls with my foot
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>>5202385

Have some Gypsy music.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jc4b310H0yA
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>>5202411
what
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>>5202411

>tfw playing footsie as a teenager
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>>5202411
Does this work with all fillies?
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>>5202410
YES
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>>5202418
feels like it's not me touching them
it's good
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>>5202425
There was a sequel, but I don't think it was as good
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>>5202412

>expect Gogol Bordello
>get Sherlock Holmes

i am neutral on this.
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MLPG I love you
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>>5202411
>rubbing the arch of one foot with the other while you're cumming
so good
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>>5202430
Its good tunes though
More fiddletune than punk-folk or whatever you call Gogol Bordello, but still good
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>>5202432
I LOVEEE YOUU JEEEEEESUUUUUUUUUS CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIISST
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>>5202432

that's right, bitch, and if you ever leave us we'll cut that pretty little face up.
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>>5202432
I love you too anon
I really do
I don't care what any of you look like, I'd cuddle with you
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>>5202432
You shouldn't. I am worthless.

I've been telling you people this for more than 2 years now, stop trying to convince me otherwise.
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>http://www.armstar.net/web/
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>>5202432
DOUSHIO~
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>>5202447
Anon, you are special that you are one of the few people that I relate to for hours each day
I've spent so much goddamn time here that I can't imagine having friends who aren't from here
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>>5202432

I love you too, Anonymous. Even though you can be a pervert and a douchebag and you start arguments over really stupid shit.
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>>5202442
Even the guy who didn't shave for 3 weeks?
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>>5202460
Fuck, it's worrying that I know that feel. All my closest friends in the real world just seem off to me now, like they're missing something integral.

MLPG, you've ruined me
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>>5202449
>greentexting a link
>fucking up extensions
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>>5202465
I would rub his face and tease him about it
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>>5202442
Giant hambeast neckbeard here. Me too?

Im like a giant teddy bear
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>>5202467
>All my closest friends in the real world just seem off to me now, like they're missing something integral.
I cry
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>>5202467
>>5202477
>You now realize you have nothing in common with your friends
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are any of the guys who do Twist Quest still here?
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>>5202474
I would. There are too many great people who are hambeast neckbeards for me to disqualify them from cuddling.
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>>5202411
Try putting a mirror on the ground and look at the soles of your own feet while fapping.
Rub them over with baby oil and slap on some ankle cuffs for bonus unf-ness.
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>>5202467
My friends my not share most of my interest and have shit normalfag tastes but it's good to have someone to talk about things other than horsefucking, fetishes and ponies
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>>5202481
I have video games!
oh wait they don't play any of the ones I do

Uh.
Uhh.

;_;
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>>5202481
That fucking feel. I can't talk about what I like with anyone.
The closest friends I've ever had dropped school because of medical reasons.
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>tfw no friends
>tfw nobody cares about you
>tfw you will probably kill yourself and nobody will care
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>>5202442
I have a horrible skin condition in which my skin bleeds periodically and is covered in bumps

I don't think I'll ever be physically intimate with someone for as long as I have this.
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>>5202467
>tfw no friends
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>>5202442
I draw fat ponies
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>>5202520
lk i love you too
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>>5202481
>have friend
>nice guy mostly
>normalfag as fuck, girlfriend, job, church etc
>like talking to him
>he occasionally mentions 9gag
God damnit man, I don't want to hate you
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>My Little Feels General
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/co/ - That Feel When No Friends
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>>5202510
Anon, if I really have to, I can take a shower afterwards and wash my sheets. It's all about focusing on the positive and being in the moment.
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>>5202520
You bastard. This is unacceptable. Just kidding. I do too.
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>tfw everyone is gone and you can finally play with your dragon dildos
>too fucking tired to
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>>5202534
It's okay Anon, you can sleep in my arms
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>>5202510
I like blood a lot but I don't know about the bumps
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>>5202534
truly the worst feel
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>>5202520
Your fat ponies are the only fat ponies I like, LK.
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>>5202526
>have friend
>normalfag as fuck
>share some of my interests
>always a cool guy and can have a good talk with him
>started browsing reddit and being a reddit fag
I wish I could save him...
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>>5202531
That is disgusting. Just admit that there are some people who genuinely should never have been born, should never interact with people and are drains on society.
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>tfw you lost all contact with your friends after high school, changed phones and moved to another state
I haven't even struck up a conversation with anyone here. Spend most of my time practicing classical guitar or school work. At least I have my family and you people.
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>>5202481
>all of my friends are successful engineers/scientists/doctors with girlfriends
>i dropped out of uni and am desperately trying to look for a job
>they always talk to each other in a skype chatroom i'm always in
>everyone talks about concepts that i have no clues about or how much fun they're having in life.
>i used to be the smart and successful one, getting higher exam marks than all of them back in high school.
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>>5202520

LK pls stram.
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>>5202538
I really didn't need to see this after the mishap I just had.
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>>5202534
>tfw everyone is gone and you can finally go back to 4chan
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>>5202551
Highschool is easier shit.
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>>5202547
no
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>Even MLPG has more friends than you
How do you even do it?
I talk to people but I can never make any friends. It's just like they instantly hate me or something
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>>5202553
Did you accidentally bite off part of your dick?
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>>5202560
You think they instantly hate you
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>>5202553
oh do tell
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>>5202564
No, one of my balls ascended up the side of my shaft.
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>>5202573
What
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>>5202573
I've had that once. It's not painful, but it feels really bizarre and unnatural
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>>5202573
Uh
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>>5202560
stop denying who you truly are. you are just trying to make friends with the wrong people. start going to bestiality meetups and you will get tons of friends
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>tfw people have described you as charismatic, a good speaker, and an easy person to talk to, but you're so filled with self-doubt that conversations are exercises in not crying in front of others because you think that you said something stupid and that they think you're stupid now because you're actually a lot less smart than other people seem to think
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>>5202551
T-that fucking feel. I had to drop university because of a crippling anxiety.
I don't even have a chat room I can see people talk in.
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>>5202588
At least people think highly of you, everyone thinks I'm an idiot, but they're right.
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>/MLPG/ - Crippling social anxiety
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>>5202584
>stop denying who you truly are

Some people just aren't anything. They lack a personality of any sort.

Like myself
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>>5202573
u... unf?
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>>5202595
lets hear it for those of us who don't got that! woo!
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How many people are in here right now?
I bet it's less than 5.
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>>5202595
>Crippling social anxiety

fuck thats me also. why are we all drawn to mlpg.
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>>5202606
I'm there.
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Stop it, MLPG.
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>>5202588
Are you me?

You know what helped me? Getting involved with things that gave me a measure of self-confidence. Try signing up to negotiation and listening classes, and working with organisations that force you to interact with others. I joined up with the Samaritans, the Citizen's Advice Bureau and several other volunteer organisations, while working in retail, because it forced me to challenge myself and gain confidence in speaking and listening to others. It really, REALLY helps, and I absolutely recommend it.
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>>5202601
That feel
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>>5202606
yo
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>>5202604
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>>5202610
Hahahahahahaha
Shit, man.
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>>5202601
Oh. Then you'll want to go to an Apple store. You'll fit right in.
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>>5202604
Wh...oo ;_;
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>friendless MLPGers

Someone invent teleporters so I can go hug every last one of you.

Best I could do is play vidya with y'all ;_;
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>>5202606
probably 15-20
There are always a lot of people just sitting with a tab open skimming new posts while they do other stuff

Its the only way I can get anything done any more, personally
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>>5202624
Are we addictive to MLPG?
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>>5202617
A hipster faggot still has a personality.
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>friendless loser
>im bad at all my hobbies
>I can't do anything

what's to stop me from just offing myself?
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>>5202630
Fuck, addicted*
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>>5202624
I do that too. Some times I'll play vidya and tab out every twenty minutes to read through the most recent 150 posts or so.
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Am I seriously the only one here without some kind of mental disorder?
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>>5202632
Eating food and sleeping and talking with us.
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>>5202630
It's been nearly a year and a half, and I'm still here.

So, yeah.
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>>5202632
Survival instincts.
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can we move past MLPG's social retardation?
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>>5202644
Indeed.

That picture prove taht Rarity is a fucking whore.
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>>5202638
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>>5202631
Yeah, once they buy some shit. iGarbage isn't expensive because it's good. It's expensive because you're buying the pre-packaged personality that comes with being a macfag. All you have to do is own one of their pieces of shit and you'll get all sorts of crappy friends.
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http://www.derpibooru.org/128840

This guy, man. Just all the time commissioning pictures of Rarity sitting/farting on his av. Where do they get the money.
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>>5202616
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>>5202590
trust me, it's better without it.

every word they say is just a reminder of how hard i failed.

i cant even talk to them about it because they know me as the happy-go-lucky dude that says wacky things, so even if i did break down they'd probably think i was being ironic or something.
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>>5202652
We should all take that test.
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>>5202643
Is there any way to circumvent those? PCP or meth or something? I hear good things about bath salts
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>>5202644
Okay. I like feels and all, but it's MLP General, for fuck's sake.

That said, Rarity is a slut.
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>>5202648

well, what, you expect her to just give it away? she enjoys sex. might as well get paid for it.
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>>5202654
Why do people use derpibooru.org and not derpiboo.ru? Domain hacks are cool.
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>>5202630
Kinda
I've been here for almost two years continuously with a few exceptions.

I can stay without MLPG without problems but unfortunately this is the only place that is interesting enough for me. So yeah...
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>>5202654
Have shit jobs, but live with parents so they don't have any life expenses.
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>>5202665
I WILL CUT YOU YOU GODDAMN DOUBLE NIGGER
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how do I play quake with mlpg?
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>Bronies
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4m0UXTpI1k
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>>5202653
Why on earth would I ever want that?
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>>5202672
Because I don't know what that means.
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>>5202687
[subvocally yelling doctor]
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>>5202679
well she is the element of generosity you total putz
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>>5202662
>bath salts
Bath salts shouldn't even be called a drug. They are a lethal poison.

Apparently they give you irreparable brain damage and then you kill yourself, so yeah I guess they would work, though if your survival instincts were working you wouldn't take them in the first place.
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>>5202687
The audience is hilarious.
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>>5202668
why the fuck was that so off course, I am now the putz
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>dem shoulder blades
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>>5202662
I'd be afraid of living through what you do to yourself with that shit.
My greatest fear is surviving a suicide attempt with severe injuries/brain damage.
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>>5202665
No she isn't. She is a sassy fashionista with a heart of gold and she would do anything for her friends.
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>>5202727
>she would do anything for her friends.
There you have it.
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Okay change of subject
So do you think McCarthy meant that the mane cast won't stay in ponyville when she said “She’s been in Ponyville for awhile now, and so her journey is going a little bit further"?
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>>5202732
No, too bad, we depressed now.
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>>5202732
>change of subject
Nah, I'm feeling too down for that.
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>>5202727

and who has had every heterosexual stallion in Ponyville.
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new thread where?
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>>5202655
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>>5202732
Not sure about the whole group leaving, but I get the feeling Twilight might.
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>>5202753
New thread soon fellow horsefucker
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>>5202632
>i'm bad at all my hobbies

You know this is easily rectified right? And since you don't have any friends, you have more free time to devote to your hobbies. Just do it. You might even have fun in the process.
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>>5202732
they are going to the crystal kingdom and Twilight will gain wings
it wil be cool they go back to Ponyville halfway through the season and it is all deteriorated like in that leak
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>>5202758
if his hobby was vidya I'd play with him even if he was bad.
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>>5202732

Sounds like there are just going to be more episodes not set in ponyville.
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>>5202732
I thought they might all be moving to the Crystal Empire because Ponyville gets dilapidated, like how they moved to Paradise Estate when the Smooze ruined the castle in G1.
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>>5202747
you can't prove that! she is virgin for all we know
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>>5202758
My hobbies aren't fun any more, because I can't stop thinking about how horrible I am compared to others and how they're all so much better than me without having drawn for more than a fucking day.
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>>5202767
But then what about the Apple family and Sweet Apple Acres?
Or Fluttershy's animal friends?
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>>5202758

>anon has no friends
>he devotes all his time to guitar
>becomes Guitar God
>makes a gorillion dollars off his music
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Why are you faggots always so depressed?
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>>5202759
They won't ever return to ponyville.
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you are good at being depressed maybe you should enter a depression competition
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>>5202782
>Would have made a gorrillian dollars
>If he ever released his albums
>Which he didn't because he was afraid of rejection
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>>5202779
They can start a new farm, and Fluttershy can make new animal friends.bring them with her.
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>>5202783
I'm not. Good thing I just woke up and there's a new thread so I won't have to wade through the r9k faggotry.
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>>5202758
Why haven't I gotten good yet? I don't ever get any better
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Does anyone have that Ross Irving comic where Celestia goes to this baking contest event and then asks her favourite student to help her get home?
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>>5202770

why are you so scared by the thought that she's sexually active, anon? she can still be your waifu even if she isn't a perfect virgin flower. i mean, she's still mine.
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>>5202732

But then all the background ponies would be gone.

And there would be a shitstorm,
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>>5202802

>Does anyone have that Ross Irving comic

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fjr600JMr90
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>>5202795
>Anon dies
>Family finds records in his hard drives
>Shows them to a producer
>Posthumous worldwide popularity
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NEW HORSE WHERE?
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>>5202807
because pony is not for sexually
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>>5202812

>the only thing anon wanted was to be loved... now, he finally is.
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>>5202812
>In his hard drives
OH GOD NO
NOT MY HARD DRIVES
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>>5202782
B-but that's what I'm working on
>>5202549
not really, but I do intend to take 12 years of classical guitar and play for weddings and shit on the side. That'd be neat.
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>implying cuckold has any redeeming qualities about it whatsoever

weak fetish for weak people
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>>5202823

perhaps, but i have many.
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>>5202821
Don't forget to write a Horsefuckers' Lullaby when you've got enough skills.
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>>5202823
>tfw casual fetishes

sometimes I feel like im too casual to even BE here.

Anon posted my fetishes in one picture once. Almost had to go to the hospital from lack of bodily fluids
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>>5202823
list of fetishes MLPG is polarised by:
Rape
Pedophilia
Scat
Vore
Farts
Cuckolding
Feet
Axilla
Gore
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>>5202834
>Almost had to go to the hospital from lack of bodily fluids
Jay pls
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>>5202774
We all have our struggles in life, the people who struggle more only come out stronger than others in the process.
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When you are ready:
>>5202842
>>5202842
>>5202842
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>>5202823
>me and wife agree she get some bigger dick one day and let me watch
problem?
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>>5202839
Hey I ran out of hawaiian punch ok?
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>>5202832
Honestly mate, I can write songs now, I've had plenty of theory over the years.
Mostly baroque, but I can easily leave the solid tempo for a more romantic style.
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>>5202853
Then write us a Song for Horsefuckers!
I mean, if you want to.
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>tfw your hobby isn't truly a hobby
>just something you feel you should be good at
>and you aren't
>you fucking retard
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>>5202885
What is it?
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>>5202889
drawing
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>>5202895
>tfw
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>>5202811

>implying Ross doesn't draw actual ponies decently

those are surprisingly his most consistent designs, rather than his completely original ones.
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>>5202884
Alright I'll do it.
Not sure when it will be completed.
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>>5202835

Don't forget:

Fat ponies and the mentally retarded.
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>>5201935
I don't think anon has ever talked to me...
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This thread fails now that we stopped talking about Lyra. I'm goin to be a corporate slave now.

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