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03/11/12(Sun)03:31 No.520796
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 >one morning you get up early to cook breakfast
>fluffy pony comes in
>sees bacon in the pan
>”What dat?”
>you tell fluffy pony its bacon
>”Baca?”
>fluffy pony has never had bacon, you usually just feed fluffy pony from its bottle and give it spaghetti for dinner (fluffy ponies love spaghetti)
>fluffy pony ties eat bacon as you remove it from the pan
>you stop it and tell it to let it cool before eating it
>when bacon has cooled you give fluffy pony some bacon
>fluffy ponies eyes light up
>”Baca! Baca, baca, baca, baca, baca, baca, baca, baca, baca…”
>it continues to cheer joyfully
>you guess fluffy pony likes bacon
>about to join in and eat some when fluffy pony dives head first into plate of bacon
>it’s gone in a flash
>”More baca!” it shouts
>instinctively, fluffy pony runs to the fridge and finds the bacon bag and commences to eat all of the raw bacon
>its not enough
>you barely have the time to react as it rushes out the door screaming “FWUFFY WAN BACA!”
>fluffy pony doesn’t come back
>three months later
>you are setting down watching tv with your new fluffy pony as she plays with her blocks
>see a special report on the news
>world record for world’s fattest fluffy pony has been broken
>on screen is your old fluffy pony, which has swelled to the size of a small shed
>it’s legs are no longer of use as it has bacon poured into its mouth by its new owner
>”FWUFFY WUV BACA!”
>good for fluffy pony
>brony-boy submitted this to fluffypony
BRONY-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
