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Old Horse:

>>5092640

In this thread we discus how pear pone is superior to apple pone.
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I wonder if there is a way to make chibi-ponies
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Any fresh gay horseboners?
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>>5095675
Fuck off Sentenal
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Apples have no equal.

Also don't kill yourself.
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http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1428117?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee

uno mas
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>>5095683
You've been asking this all day and no, there have been no fresh horseboners
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>>5095616
Oh fuck
don't tell Dash
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doeant each pony haeve atealst a little to contribute and me make you feel good? they are all pretty goodi in their own way, ight?
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>BEEP
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>>5095697
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>>5095700
Dash is so adorable when she's angry
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>>5095675
Wow, it's been 3 months since then.

>>5095685
That wasn't me.
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Can we have another cute thread.

Please.
I don't want to go back to fetishes.
Please.
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>>5095698
I think you're just holding out on me.
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So, guess who finally got off their ass and watched the season 2 finale?
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>>5095704
Of course, they're all very nice ponies!
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>>5095722
Dash is pretty angry when she's adorable.
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>>5095706
God dammit, gotta go listen to that now.
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>>5095730
a brony
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>>5095730
Man you're slow
So what did you think about it?
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>>5095724
JUST FUCKING TAKE OFF YOUR TRIP YOU AUTISTIC SHIT STAIN
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>>5095725
it's too late anon, the cuddlefags are here to shit up the general with their fetishes
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>>5095730
Did you like it? I've been in motherland a lot lately, it feels so different
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>>5095730

Smelly dumb brony scum.
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>>5095735
Dash is pretty.
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>>5095730
Why so slow, Boco?
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>>5095734
Yat!

Dont you just want to hug a pony, sharing the shelt of your single bed? Huggig and nonesually nadn being nice?
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>>5095752
>mad
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aw shit.
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>>5095725
Are suicide and murder also a fetishes too? Man, I really need to get with the times.
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>>5095767
Dash
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>>5095675
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QISllOVHm4
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>>5095725
Okay
Just imagine how fun it would be to get to be the CMC's substitute teacher
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>>5095756
Way do you seperated the curds form?
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>>5095725
Posting cutest pony
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>>5095779
Of course they are
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>>5095706
I get a/love you so/when I look into your/let you know
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>>5095800
i think you mean
lamest pone
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>>5095797
Man
AB asking that would ruin my day
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>>5095750
>>5095762

Pretty good. Felt a little rushed, like that wasted time in part one and crammed all the exposition into part 2.

Also, now I can't decide which princess is better: Luna or Cadence.

>>5095771

Kept stalling, knowing that once I watched it I'd be out of stuff to...ya know, watch.
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>>5095817
So I'd like to know where you got the notion
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>>5095801
Coulda fooled me. The whole dying part doesn't so sexy to me!
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>>5095797
It would be horrrible. I think there's a reason the classroom's floor was covered in hay.

The smell would be horrible
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>>5095800
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u kan either b doin the nonsexual cuddles wit mint pony or be ruttin rainbow dash on a cloud


witch one u do?
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>>5095706
What video is that?
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>>5095753
I...I would.
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I wish someone would draw something like this with Dash and Scootaloo.
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>>5095824
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>>5095817
Lamest pony?

more like psoier] lamest pont!
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>>5095797
>tfw a child actually has asked me that sort of question
>on Valentine's Day
>"Hey Anon, why doesn't anyone love you?
And that's one reason I don't like children.
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>>5095861
did you ask the kid if they loved you
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>>5095861
Why?
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>>5095844
nonsexual evrytim
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>>5095833
i mean what does she do
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>>5095861
>And that's one reason I don't like children.
From the mouths of babes!
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I'm reinstalling SAI and i can't remember how i moved the toolbars to flank the canvas, as opposed to having them stacked on one side.

Can someone remind me how to do that? My OCd won't let me draw until the canvas is in the middle.
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>>5095861
"I'm too badass for love." would be the only correct answer.
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>>5095797
1) Tell her it's rude to ask personal questions
2) Tell her not to lay on people's heads
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>>5095882
It's under Window at the very bottom.
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>>5095609
applejack is a corn pone
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Get these lame ponts out of my ponoe thread
It's Pankapi time
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>>5095843
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>>5095861
well?

Why don;t you?
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Is Empty lurking?
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>>5095908
>Scootaloo doesn't get hugs
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>>5095895
Thanks, i must be going blind.
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>>5095797
I think it'd be fun to have an Apple Bloom on my head. I could look up and she'd scramble to keep from falling off and then we'd be looking right into each other's eyes and I'd tell her Here's looking at you, kid.
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>>5095906
is this a reference to home movies?
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>>5095861
Fuck, I know that feel

>driving younger sister home from her cheer practice a few days ago
>"Hey anon, I learned what "TEE EFF DOUBLE-YEW" means."
>stiffen and pause, praying it's some other "tfw"
>"It means THAT FEEL WHEN."
>"That feel when you don't have anyone who loves you."
>"That feel when you're going to die alone."
>"That feel when you're probably going to disappoint Mom forever even if you don't kill yourself."
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why must pone be so huggable
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>>5095919
That's because Fluttershy is too shy to hug a male; even a younger one
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>>5095871
Nope. I did say they shouldn't ask that sort of question, though.
>>5095873
They asked because I was babysitting them while their parents were on a Valentine's date and I didn't have any plans for the day.
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>>5095929
//Why? is the terrible animation a dead give away?
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So I want to go to equestria, but all I have is color safe bleach, will it work just as well as regular?
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>>5095944
Because they are like little children and little children are for cuddling.
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>>5095939
Ouch. That's scathing.
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>>5095950
For supposedly not being a fetish thread, you're making my penis awfully erect
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>>5095939
fuck, dude

i feel for you
i hope your life got better since then
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>>5095963
only in cold water you dumb cunt
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>>5095944
because
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>>5095971
Sexually.
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Would you taze your favorite pony in a sensitive location?
Do you think they'd like it?

Pic may apply.
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>>5095828
Cadance forever bro. Did you go to the Comic Con? I knew you guys were going to have meet ups all the days.
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>>5095952
home movies is not brilliant for its animation

also fuck you
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>>5095944
i know

it's a curse to never be able to hug pone
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>>5095944
Requestan Mabel rule34
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>>5095944
Caution: Pinkie releases a pheromone that screws with subconscious judgement and enflames the urge to hug
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>>5095990
You know tasers cause you to lose control of your muscles
So if you tased a pony in the ass they would probably shit everywhere
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>>5095971
>tfw nonsexually cuddling children will never be socially acceptable

I want to be a dad, but I'm virtually infertile ;_;
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>>5096003
>>>/co/
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>>5096012
>tfw nonsexually cuddling children will never be socially acceptable

michael pls
pls
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>>5096012
Adopt?
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>>5096012
Adopt a little black orphan
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>>5095963
I'd be careful man, if you don't go with standard bleach you never know what Equestria you'll wind up in
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>>5096012
Adopt
Also do you cum inside your woman with reckless abandon?
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>>5095990
I really don't think they would enjoy it
Maybe a reduced output for-fun taser
If she really wanted we could try to slowly increase the power and see how much she can take
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>>5095963
Yes, but ironically everything will be in black and white.
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>>5095990
clearly you hae never been taxzed bfore

>>5096000
Oh then what is iit know for? Its horrible EVERYTHIGN?
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>>5096005
pinkie fucks with more than your subconscious
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>>5095963
>tfw you will never have the courage ro drink bleach
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http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1428188?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee

We're still on
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>>5096029
>>5096030
>a male
>ever being able to adopt a child
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHA
HAHA
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>>5096044
yeah she also fucks with your penis
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>>5096031
>>5095963
Remember; Equestria is just another word for Hell
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>>5096050
it's a pretty horrible way to die anyway man

eats up your insides

take some pills or something instead
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>>5096054
>a single male or gay couple
Fixed that for you.
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>>5096062
on the bright side, hell is another word for equestria
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>>5095991

I had neither the money nor the time, sadly.

Ya know what kinda bugged me about part 2? Spike.

The mane 6 go off to find the elements, fight their clones, and get caught. The Changelings bring them back, and theres Spike, just standing there. He's not even restrained in goo like Cadence was. He's just...standing around.
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>>5095985
>a few days ago
and it's been like this for years. at least my mom can rest easy knowing that her genes aren't that terrible, considering my sister is younger than me but taller, has no physical or mental problems, is attractive and outgoing, has a future, and will probably have perfect white middle-class children with a perfect white husband
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>tfw you're miserable so you want to eat to drown the pain but you're too depressed to be hungry

i don't even know what to do with myself... should i just start doing heroin?
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>>5096067
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http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1428188?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee

pls
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>>5095797
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>>5096089
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>>5096092
bahahah
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>>5096077
I never stopped to think about him. I guess he couldn't do too much against the changelings other than run or stay quiet.
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>>5096082
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>>5096092
ohoho you
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>>5096092
because ponies aret realt
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>>5096089
But... I don't know how to play
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>>5096044
>Pinkie swears that her mane tastes like cotton candy
>you reluctantly give it a few chews
>the world starts going spacey and vibrating colors
>Pinkie tells you to enjoy the ride
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>>5096092
>12 minutes
Not bad but not great
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>>5096078
She's probably going to wind up on the arm of some white-trash hoodlum who knocked her up out of wedlock because they didn't use protection, who will then bail on her and never pay child support.
And either you or your parents are going to be expected to care for the kid.
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Do you think if I call Ross out in my suicide note he'll finally leave?
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>>5096111

So what
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>>5096008
>>5096008
Oh. Have drunk Twilight instead, then.
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>>5096114
I could have done it faster if I was going for that.
Next time I do an edit I have to try for it, though.
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>>5096113
>reluctantly
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>>5096116
no, the attention would probably make him post more
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>>5096104
>watermarked screencap of a show
Why would you even do that?
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>Installing monoprice tablet was near impossible
>Have to do it again.
I had forgotten how horrible dealing with this thing was. I think drawing ponies isn't worth this hell.
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I'm disappointed in you.
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>>5096161
I know
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>>5096150
blame google
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>>5096161
Good.
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You have the ability to insert one song/band performance into a future episode of MLP, and it somehow influences the action of the story/plot.

What song/band?

I would put some Meshuggah in Ponyville hardcore
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>>5096008
ar one point,in ever possible foreseeable possible moment, would you have your mouth near apony butt while they are being tazed at the exat same momeomnt?
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>>5096152
It's not so bad if you get the newest drivers
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>>5096161

No you're not
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>>5096172
Linkin Park - In The End
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>>5096140
Each ponies' mane has a different effect
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>>5096161
Jokes on you, you're a drunken cripple, and I'm miserable sack of shit.

If I met you in person again I'd punch you in your stupid fucking face.
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>>5096174
I don't think so Scrabble
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>>5096172
Merzbow
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>>5096185
>Touch Pinkie - Get Dizzy
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I just...wish you had tried harder...
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>>5096161
Says the faggot living in a trailer park with no job
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>>5096175
Oh, i have the newest drivers, it still refuses to budge.

Little fucker likes giving trouble.
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>>5096161
why did you let me be born dad
you could have stopped this
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>>5096185
>Fluttershy's causes you to lose all control and rape her mercilessly
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>>5096172
Owl City: To the Sky
Episode: Scootaloo learns to fly
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COME TO BED HONEY
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>>5096172

Anything by Queen.

Maybe 'Don't Stope Me Now.'
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>>5096172
Communist daughter

The fall out would be legendary
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>>5096185
So waht f pinkie's effect then. huh? Being stupid?
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>>5096193
yessssssssss
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>>5096113
Is she going to take advantage of me now, or is that just wishful thinking?
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>>5096161
>implying my parents know what I do on the internet
>ponies
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>>5096172
Nickelback, I think they'd be perfect for a Rarity song and episode.
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>>5096113
I don't think I would ever stop eating Pinkie if that was the case
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>>5096172

A Story No One Told by Shad

It'd be a neat approach to death
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>>5096204
Been done. Well, not the same idea. But ponie related still.
http://swomswom.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d5ax4pb
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>>5096216
Partially, according to >>5096197
>You will never trip balls after Pinkie waves her mane in your face
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>>5096203
This is my fetish
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>>5096172
I will pay some cash money if anyone wants to draw a picture of the mane six rocking out to some math metal
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Mom says its my turn to use the computer!
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>>5096255
>math metal
What
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>>5096193
It sounds insane, but some of his songs are actually kind of catchy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BInLhUWO1TY
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>>5096251
get dizzy>? More like worst game of the franchise
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>>5096241
Go die
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Why are you still awake, bro?

It's bad for you. Get some rest. Be a champion in the morning!
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>>5096262
I sure am glad I'm the youngest
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>>5096265
Have you really never heard that term before?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4A_tSyJBsRQ

>>5096270
Your opinions are shit.
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Cute thread?
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>>5095609
Requestan applebloom rule34
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>>5096265

It's in the -core subgroup. It's shit.
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>>5096281
Fuck you, I'm skipping work tomorrow so I can sleep all day
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Redid the lines - hopefully they're a little nicer this time.
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>>5096221
She might, she might not. You'll never know, and she'll never tell you.

But she'll allude to it every now and then through subtle hints. Always ambiguous and meant to drive you up the wall.
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>>5096265
it's like math rock, but with metal so it's crappier
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>>5096295
You're shit.
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>>5096285
Cute> moree like vomit puke
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>>5096203
>You have a date
>It goes well
>You're standing at her door
>She's too spaghetti to ask you inside
>You lean in for a goodnight kiss
>Just before you contact she pulls her mane over her lips

Reverse rape with Fluttershy would be pretty cute
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>>5096285
Posting best pony
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>>5096300

Crap. Forgot the black around his neck.
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>>5096300
That is a happy fukken mutant pony
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>>5096210
All the plebs on Reddit will love it.
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so what did /mlp/ think of the new episode?
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>>5096248
Rainbow Dash? Why would she care about taking to the sky?

There's no one to show off to up there
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>>5096300
They are!
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>>5096311
>You didn't want to sleep with her on the first date
>But you catch a big whiff of the pheromones in her hair and you just can't help it
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>>5096307
>>5096295
>and somewhere, /mu/ cried a single tear
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>>5096270

Did...did you just insult Yoshi's Island?
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>>5096281
I'm a champion everyday no matter what. Glad you care for my well-being though.
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>>5096319
Nightcrawler was, oddly enough, one of the more cheerful X-men. Must be his gypsy upbringing.
He was also an unabashed flirt.
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>>5096332
>>5096311
i'm liking this idea
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>>5096306
>put invisible ink on your dick
>shine a blacklight at het face and crotch
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>>5096328

Didn't really pay attention to it, I stopped really enjoying Adventure Time ever since it stopped being about adventure

But I really liked Marceline's shirt
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>>5096333
/mu/tant here
>any genres of metal besides prog, doom, sludge, instrumental and drone
>good
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>>5096328

>watching boring shipper time
>/mlp/
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May the cute continue!
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>>5096332
What does Applejack's mane do? Get you generally drunk?
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>>5096357

You forgot power
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>>5096367

Yep, forgot power.
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>>5096365
Makes you strong like bull
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>>5096328
A bit depressing, and it ended far too soon.
Interesting that Simon found the Enchiridion before the crown.
You think the Lich got a hold of it and rose to lichdom that way? And that's why they had it guarded so that only true heroes could get to it?
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>>5096357
>not liking groove metal
I'm comfortable lumping Gojira, LoG, and Meshuggah under that umbrella, so you just confirmed yourself for plebe taste
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>>5096359
>atching boring hispper time>
>My littel pony
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>>5096365
Applejack gets you drunk
Rainbow Dash is like cocaine

Lyra gives you minty fresh breath
Bon-Bon just leaves you bitter and upset
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>>5096361
if you insist.
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>>5096328
I cried like a little bitch
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>>5096381
gojira is shit, meshuggah is the only good one of those bands you listed
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>>5096344
Hey darf, you writing anything fun?
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>>5096385
>implying lyra doesn't give you instant fetish lust
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>>5096379
maybe simon was a true hero.

or the book found him because it would be the only way for the book to survive
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>>5096161
If my Dad knew my feelings about pony...

Oh god.
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>>5096311
>Fluttershy immediately turns around and bolts
>Just because she wants it doesn't mean it shouldn't be realistic
>After taking a second to get your bearings, you notice those yellow flanks turning a corner
>your mind almost completely lost to haze you tear off after her
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>>5096348
>blacklight on her face and crotch
>implying she'd let a single drop escape if she did take advantage of you
You'll never know. Never
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>>5096385
why wuld anyone choose anyone besiddes bobon then?
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>>5096398
>gojira is shit
wow
wow
wow
wow
wow
>getaloadofthisguy.tiff
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>>5096411
>armpit

unf.
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>>5096405
>You become temporarily obsessed with hooves
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I don't know if you're there Anon, but I remember you. I posted two links about the term "Lesbro" I don't remember the circumstances and I remember that you said that you wish that Gilda be your Lesbro. If you're ever here, I have a gift for you, it is not me who is drawn it, but I made the request in the Draw Thread.
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>>5096411
Wow, those nipples
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>>5096402
i have 5,000 words on this lyra thing but i've been too depressed over the last few days to finish it

if you guys can cheer me up i might be able to cap it off tonight

>>5096427
lyra's not into hooves man
that's too vanilla
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>>5096423

Mom pls
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Perhaps some of you will find this interesting >>5095780
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>>5096444

Why are you depressed?
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>>5096423

I agee. Pinkie reall is hte pits!

>>5096427
>Temporarily
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>>5096420
I'm not being completely serious, you know.
I don't give a fuck what you listen to. It's not bad just because I don't like it, but I do know that I can't stand that shit.
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>>5096397
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>>5096444
Lyra's into hands
which would make you into hooves
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>>5096300

Hmm...
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>>5096452

Nigga that gif is old as fuck.
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>>5096444
of course she isn't
But she really would like to have a human obsessed with hers
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>>5096385
Twilight probably gives you a massive headache, but leaves you smarter for a day

Rarity leaves you vogueing all over town to phantom trance music and strobelights
>untz untz untz untz
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>>5096452
Oh god, oh god my sides.
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>>5096455
just life in general

every so often i have a flash of perspective after writing 20,000+ words of horseporn and realizing nothing i do in life matters

also, >tfw no gf etc. etc.
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>>5096444
I sincerely hope you feel better.
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>>5096461
Well yeah, Candypony mane is a drug
Once you get it out of your system you're back to normal
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Please be quiet pony sleeping
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>>5096411
>those tits
yes

>that face
eugh
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>>5096472
Read the thread, faglord.
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>>5096407
What I'm thinking is that it went down like this:
>Simon finds the book - Soon-to-be-Lich takes the book - while the Lich is becoming a lich, Simon finds the crown - Lich becomes Lich while Simon begins his downward spiral - World is destroyed, either by the Lich himself or in a war over the power of the Enchiridion - Simon wanders the wasteland, finds Marceline, travels with her a while, possibly teams up with Billy and seals the Lich the first time - goes stark raving bonkers and flies off to the Ice Kingdom - current day rolls around.
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>>5095844
i love how kraut draws ponies


does he still come here?
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>>5096478
>wilight probably gives you a massive headach
Just like Twilight normaly!
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>>5096452
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>>5096497
>>5096452

>>>/v/
>>>/b/
>>>/mlp/
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>>5096480

Well that's more of a problem than just not being able to write horseboners

You need a change of pace

go volunteer or something
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>>5096461
What, she keeps dosing you with her mane? You'd wise up after the first time

Or maybe with your mind in an altered state, she convinces you to trade limbs. You'd usually say no to a hacksaw, but those hooves are just too irresistable to pass up...
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>>5096515
It's actually kind of funny
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>>5096519
i more so have a problem with the perspective of personal validity

like, you know... what are any of us doing with our lives

i appreciate the encouragement though, i guess?
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why dont you like pony?

Pojy just wants to be friends and make you happt
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>>5096480
man
You've got it pretty good
I wish I could write horseporn
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>>5096515
>crosslinking to /v/

Nigga, we always /v/
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>>5096185
>Mayor's mane gives you a rock hard boner that won't go down
>she always offers to help when that happens
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>>5096534

Yeah, that still sounds like you need a break from pony
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>>5096547
But what if you're a girl?
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>>5096536
what are you drinking tonight? i bet its something nasty because you have shit tastes just like your tastes in ponies
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>>5096561
um...

she cleans you up with her tongue then
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>>5096561
Cunnilingus.
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>>5096547
>Big Macintosh's gives you an oversized horsecock
>It makes you a bit woozy when it's hard
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>>5096561
Ladyboner. And then she lets her PA handle it.
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>>5096534

I dunno man, but ponies should always be the side project. the free time activity
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>>5096573
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>>5096536
Ponies are like leeches. Leeches secrete a chemical that prevents your blood from clotting. Ponies secrete a chemical that keeps you happy so that they can continue feeding.

When they're done with you, you're left listless, but with a grin that won't leave your face for hours
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>>5096587
>dizzy, can't think straight
>more horny than you've ever been
>taken advantage of by the entire apple family
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>>5096414
>She confesses to you afterwards
>She expects you to storm out and maybe get the police for raping you
>You're ok with it
>You start dating and having normal sex
>She doesn't like it
>She starts leaving hairs in your food on purpose, it makes you a little more forceful
>She really likes sticking a tuft of hair in your mouth while you sleep
>Seeing you wake up with absolutely nothing but the need to tie her up and fuck her on your mind just gets her so wet

She's such a good little actor too, she pretends she hates it so well.
Real tears too
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>>5096557
taking a break from pony just makes me want to sleep all day though

>>5096603
>this is how big mac feels on a daily basis
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>>5096469
That DID influence me a little bit, but I decided to try NOT to directly copy anything from her. I even considered putting some bat-wings on him at first.
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>>5096587
You just don't have enough blood to equip something like that.
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>>5096619
>Big Mac takes advantage of himself
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>>5096573
I am drinking diet ginger ale and listening to jazzy instrumental emo while tabbing between mlpg and articles on american public education for a paper I'm writing for fun

it feels good to be a patrician
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>>5096480
I can be your gf~
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We need more cute
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>>5096573
You're fucking dead, You think this is a fucking jooke you litte shit? You talking about pony like that, thinking its no big thing? Count the seconds fucface, becaue that's all you have left in your miserable fucking lif you good for nothing ulgy shit stain

no not relally, I'm just kidding. Its ok to like or not like ponies, its not a big deal, you silly billy. you caugh me
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>>5096603
>It's about a week before you're able to walk again
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>>5096622

its a reaction image you austimlord
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>>5096630
magical boners are erected with lust, not blood
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>>5096619
So sleep all day. Nothing bad about getting a sleep break and recharge your batteries.
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>>5096652
all these clones
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>>5096619
>Big Macintosh won't rest until everyone feels his pain
>even the mares
>ESPECIALLY the mares
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>>5096662
every day though?
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I just made this. Please evaluate.
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>>5096644
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>>5096499
maybe, but that is in the far future.
i love the way the authors builds their world though.
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>>5096671
1/10 only because theres a pony in it
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>>5096672
>dem eyes
like them so much
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>>5096655
But we have to safeguard our precious 4chan from the evils of Facebook, MySpace, Ponychan, Reddit and all the other social sites. We must remain the anti of that to remain the vanguard of humanity.
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>>5096671
Stroke is too think
"Click here" text is kind of dumb
Font is too small
If you're going to have two lines of text you should have on on the top and one on the bottom
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>>5096662
man no
when I'm off my meds, I sleep for 15+ hours a day if I get the chance
no dreams, just the sleep of the dead, where even when you wake up you're still tired
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>>5096644
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Do you think the parents of Twilight Sparkle and Rarity got to play with Granny Smith when they used to be foals?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhJdR94WSJ8
This is what Tiarawhy does to people.
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>>5096619
>>5096670

Well do something other than write and sleep

take a free volunteer vacation or something. Meet people. Do something nice and rewarding.
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>>5096672
he said cute, not barftastic
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>>5096699
i guess i'm just a terrible person for not finding that idea particularly appealing

oh well, i'll go pretend to do something else instead of staring at this word doc then

sorry
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>>5096696
Twilight Sparkle's parents were in Canterlot
Granny Smith's family was banished from Canterlot
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>>5096696
>implying the illustrious Sparkle family would be in Ponyville
>or Rarity's parents, who are quite clearly from out of town and are at least upper-middle class.
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>>5096613
>she absentmindedly chews her own mane
>no one is safe
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>>5096613
>>5096714
so is someone going to write this, or...?
who am i kidding
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Huh, so that's who that was earlier.
http://xieril.tumblr.com/post/33689470319/today-i-got-flash-8-and-someone-at-mlpg-requested
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>>5096668
>Take a hit of Braeburn on a dare
Everyone tells you about how friendly and welcoming you were for the duration
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>>5096709

No, hey, you're not a terrible person for not wanting to do that.

But you're not happy doing what you're doing, maybe you should do something else.

Surely you enjoy things besides writing and sleeping?
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>>5096712
Rarity's dad doesn't seem like a very classy man.
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>>5096670
Certainly not. Why not sleep one day, walk and read the next, and on the third try writing a completely original story absent of ponies with pencil and paper? Take a break from your normal routine and do something extemporaneous.

>>5096694
Is that suppose to happen?
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>>5096733

Hey. I dunno how you meant that, but step off. Rarity's Dad is a good fella.
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>>5096694
What meds?
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>>5096613
>Its another normal weekday afternoon
>you've got your hands wrapped around Fluttershy's throat as your hips slam into hers
>Her legs give out and her chest crashes into the floor, the impact driving a choked sob from her lungs, you feel the air rush up between your clenched fingers
>You drive yourself in as hard as you can before unloading into her
>She pants in fear and lust as you lean in and press your face into her main and inhale deeply
>then pull her hips back towards you and begin again
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ehehe
Poy
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>>5096732
not really

i mostly just think about walking into traffic nowadays
let's not /soc/ here, if we can
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pony really likes the way you smell
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>>5096753

Jeez man

You really sound like you need someone to talk to
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>>5096731
>Difficulties negotiating with the Buffalo
>send in Braeburn
>the Buffalo gladly agree to forfeit their tribal lands and move onto reservations
And that's how the West was won
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>>5096751
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>>5096747

Indeed he is.

But he's more Burt Reynolds than Hugh Grant.
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>>5096752
That actually looks like it'd taste pretty good
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>>5096766
>not sending in Buffalo Bell
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>>5096738
No. Severe depression will do that. Or it'll make you not sleep at all. I got lucky I guess, because I lose weight and sleep when I get depressed.
>>5096748
used to be on a combination of wellbutrin and zoloft, but they switched me to viibryd a few months ago because I started to have really severe sexual side effects from the zoloft like not being able to get a boner at all
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>>5096752
Is that a plum floating in perfume in a man's top hat?
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>>5096714
>Implying it doesn't make her need to beat it off only


>She does it in public
>You always see her sitting on her haunces with her hooves in her lap, looking nervously
>You never knew why
>After years of practice you can barely see her hoof move even if you look
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>>5096761
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>>5096328
shit was beautiful yo


fucking chargers
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>>5096795
must be nice to have that be a problem

>>5096765
guess so
opportunity hasn't really prevented itself though
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>>5096751
>you hold her mane in your clenched teeth while fucking her senseless
>you become increasingly ravenous in an endless feedback loop
>you don't even care about cumming any more, you just have to rape this pony
>you slam her face into the wall or something and a little blood trickles from her nostrils
>you're bruising her pussy at this point
>she tells you to stop
>she's no longer acting
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I DARE YOU TO FOLLOW
LEST YOUR RHYMING BE HOLLOW
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>>5096790
Its purfume you domb son aof a catcus, dont you watch te simpsons
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>>5096753
walking into traffic is a terrible way to die, and you'll probably just end up disabled
take baths during thunderstorms, like me
maybe you'll get lucky one day
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>>5096757
And that's why Twilight lives in a library. Now the monsters can't ever get her

Like they got her brother...
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>>5096809

Well, y'know, I can talk if you want.

Don't really know if I can help anything, but I'd listen.
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>>5096812

Hey. Not cool.
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>>5096812
fucking hell

this just got hot as fuck

please someone expand this

don't make me do it
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>>5096806
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>>5096795
You need to tell them of these side effects. They can't help you if you're not honest with them
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>>5096795
Ouch man; I'm only on sertraline (off-brand zoloft), but the only side effect I've been getting is insanely vivid dreams. If it's any consolation, pretty much everybody who takes antidepressants eventually stops needing them.
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>>5096826
sorry, but exchanging words with some anonymous person in the middle of a pony board doesn't seem conducive to good mental energy

thanks though
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>>5096815
Name a nigga that want some, I’ll out rap his ass
Out trap his ass
Put his ass in a plastic bag with his trashy ass
Take him out, bring em in, them whole things
2Pac without a nose ring
Thug Life, one wife, a mistress and a girlfriend
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>>5096844

I didn't mean here
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>>5096829

That is a very sexy horse Princess.

Could you maybe do something cute involving her Nightguards and her? Maybe snuggling?
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>>5096751
>>5096812
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>>5096812
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>>5096815
Pingas

[spoilepr]fingas
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>>5096815
MORE THAN CRACKED UP
YOU BETTER BACK UP
'CUZ THOSE WHO ACT UP
NEED TO BE MORE THAN SMACKED UP
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>>5096812
Bit too far
This is all mostly consentual play-rape
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>>5096850
don't really like the idea of personal contact info being shared

thanks again though
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>>5096861
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>>5096874

Hell, you can jump into a dead thread with him if you want.
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>>5096812
Break her jaw so she can't back-talk
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>>5096803
>Public masturbation
Fluttershy's hair is a magnificent thing
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>>5096812
Banana
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>>5096874

Alright, I guess I'll drop it for now

but you really should talk to someone

maybe make a new email or msn or something, y'know
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>>5096827
>>5096861
>>5096871
you guys are all pussies
i would rape the fuck out of that tiny horse until i broke several of her limbs
it's not fun until she's legitimately crying and begging me to stop, and i get to choke her just to the edge of death before letting her breathe again
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>>5096890
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>>5096899
You want that shit, you can go elsewhere.
We may be scum, but even we have standards.
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>>5096899
256edgy512me
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>>5096899

Lost your way to the Fluffy Pony threads, have you?
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>>5096897
>>5096889
talking to people about your problems doesn't solve anything, especially if your problems aren't solvable in the first place - or even more so if you're not even sure you have problems, but just happen to be miserable
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>>5096899
>several of her limbs
wat?
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>>5096812
>why the fuck would you stop
>how dare she tell you to
>you move your hands to just past the first joint on her wings
>and start pulling
>tears are running down her face as she tries to talk through her ruined mouth, blood dripping onto the floor
>>tfw apparently the guy that started this was just being edgy and no one else wants it
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>>5096831
The reason they switched me was because I brought up the boner problems. I've known my psychiatrist for almost ten years now, so that helps.

>>5096835
Not for me, I guess. I can sometimes get lucky and not need them for a few months, but it always comes back, usually with severe anxiety just before blowing in. I graduated from high school only thanks to going to the hospital and getting pretty much fucking tranq'ed for the weekend just before it. Been on various meds for eight years now.
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Guys quick, I need >opinions
Before I start polishing the shading, does this look good so far, I'm talking about the Knight's colors, do they look good/off?
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>>5096914
>>5096912
>>5096908
>not liking brutal rape-play
I thought I knew you so well, MLPG.
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>>5096916

Hey. I would have given anything to have someone to talk to when I was depressed - I just got a psychiatrist who kept giving me different medications.

Talking can do a world of good.
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>>5096815
I'll cheat you out of your scandifferous sloo
I'll bamboolze your ploy by rhyming lik Seuss
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>>5096871
>>5096861
>>5096827
>I only want non-violent rape
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>>5096899
Sparkler pls go.

Alternatively, Fluffy Pony General pls go.
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>>5096916

This is what depressed people really believe
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>>5096899
This is your fault
>>
I just love you so much

I no you;re not real, but I dont care. I know I sound stupid. I love you. I love you with every part of me and I always will. I love you so much
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>>5096928
>not liking brutal rape
fix'd
and of course we don't
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>>5096928
I draw the line at broken bones.
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>>5096922
terrible
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>>5096916
Talking DOES help, the alternative would be to not talk to anyone about anything and deal with your problem on your own, which rarely works.
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>>5096953
pussy
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>>5096926
Blue might be a bit too vivid if you're going for the weather- and travel-worn coloring.
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>>5096899

I like crying and begging in tickling, not rape.
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>>5096940
He's not totally wrong. I confided in someone once and it made everything way worse
>>
So this Ron Paul spammer is the new thing to do these days?

Is it working?
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You deserve this
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>>5096922
And yet you continue.
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>>5096962

>Crying and begging in tickling
>Only agreeing to stop in return for sexual favors

my fetish
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>>5096939
Go with him.
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>>5096953
Bones heal, you pussy
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>>5096961
Ohh gotcha.

Maybe a Green or Orange or Red would work?
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>>5096973
Nah, that was where I stopped typing
Sorry
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>>5096943
>tuffoowoo
soarin' if you were real I would probably love you less because you would cease to be an idea and become something physical with actual flaws
thank you for being not real
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>>5096964

You probably did it wrong, then
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>>5096973
It's symbolic. We don't want it, and yet he continues. It's rape.
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>>5096983
3edgy5me
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>>5096922
I was >>5096311
I didn't ask for this
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>>5096848
Ya talk like a wuss, smell like a moose
Banged yo mom, she screamed while I'm ramming her puss
Step back, Mac, before I smack your pack to Brooklyn
Ain't nothin' to worry, yo ass's tagged and gusslin'
Put yo back in the slammer, can't jam w'th my hammer
J-Gunner, the name, and rappin's my game
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>>5096993
Ooooh, deep.
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>>5096991
How do you open up to someone wrong?
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Should I buy XCOM? Y/N?
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>MLPG crying about rape

well shit, you're okay with saying it all the time but when it actually gets brought up you can't take it?

some consistency please.
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>>5096987
Orange.
Orange like Sunny D!
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>>5097003

Well, it went sour didn't it?

I don't know, but you must've managed to.
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>>5097003
lie
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>>5097014
This.
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>>5097014
Fantasy rape vs realistically rendered rape.
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>>5097014
Like everything else, it isn't to be taken seriously. The fun goes away once people do.
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>>5097014
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>>5096993
The worse rape of all.
Reading rape.
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>>5097016
Unless the system is flawed from the beginning
which it is
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>>5097026
Realistically rendered rape is still fantasy rape
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>>5096977

I remember reading about something like that, I think it was a video.

Guy didn't stop tickling the girl until she promised to give him a blowjob.
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>>5097014
We like play rape
I don't think any of us actually like real, violent rape
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>>5097014
We can go back to bitching about artists changing requests if you want.
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>>5097015
Orange it is then!

Thanks, have a pony.
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>>5097032

But it's not.

Tons of people have been helped that way.
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>>5097031
Just take a look
It's in a thread
the reading >rapebow
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>sometimes you have to squeeze
>sometimes you got to say "please"
>sometimes you got to say "hey"
>???
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Hey guys, pick me a base liquor.
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>>5096926

Oh, hey - I've been wondering how you were doing with that.
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>>5097011
That depends. Are you a family man?
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>>5097038
speak for yourself
i'm honestly surprised at how many people here are balking at a more visceral rape
maybe the bone-breaking is a bit much
but a bleeding nose? crying and begging to stop?
fucking unf
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>>5097038
so you don't like rape, you like consensual sex.
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>tfw having fun in a thread outside

I feel dirty MLPG, I'm sorry.
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>>5097041
I like taht pony
I'd give it a hug it it wasnt so sweaty
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>>5097014

theres a difference between rape jokes and actual rape
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>>5097036
It's complicated.
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>>5097038
At least one
But sorry, I'll shut up
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>>5097062
>that face
bahaha
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>>5097014
I don't understand what the big deal is about rape.
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>>5097042
But has it helped every single person ever?
Then it's not a guaranteed fix.

Talking to people doesn't solve everything
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>>5097062
Hahaha
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>>5097056
Wow, Guile got fat beween games

gay, too
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>>5097057
Agreed; nosebleed is nothing, crying and begging is wonderful, but bone breaking is a line being crossed.
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>>5095609
>Start the play rape chain
>It picks up steam
>Some-one comes and ruins it
>Ruins the thread too
I cant
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>>5097086
what if you had to restrain her by grabbing her wrist and you squeezed just a little too hard and heard that telltale snap?
tfw doing this
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>>5097086
Throw a cast on the bitch
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>>5097069
Ain't nothin complicated about rape
You just sex a pone that doesn't want it
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>>5097052
It's mostly done, I just needed to crack up a color scheme for your OC, but I see you have one already!

M-maybe I'll steal your color pallete
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>>5097086

>getting DeafDefiler to say you've crossed the line

Fuck, dude... you REALLY messed up.
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>>5097062
oh god my sides
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>>5096922
>you wrap her hair around her face to keep her from screaming, you strangle her with it
>you slowly chew up her mane, tearing out chunks inch by inch, ripped follicles on her crest burning like a million needles in her skin
>you continue to swallow up her hair as you violate and desecrate her
>the next day you come to next to Fluttershy, nearly her entire mane has been nibbled off down to the roots
>without the mane, you had nothing to continue fueling your raperage
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>>5097075

No, but it's not guaranteed wrong either.
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>>5097073
[dance]
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>>5097102
I meant to press shift+i
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>>5097101
That a crypt keeper overlay?

Also who is that?
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>>5097072
>>5097084
Some reactions were ok.
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>>5097119
>>
How do I check my privilege?
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>>5097114
Deaf is fairly tame as far as thee violent fetishes go.
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>>5097112

Keep doing what you're doing! I like it!

I was actually thinking of desaturating my colors a little bit, like you did. They seem a bit strong.
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>>5097135
yeah, he's a big puddy-tat
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>>5097104
Then I stop, knock her out, get the bone set and put a splint on it, use the douche, call 911 from her phone (gloves on, of course), and get the fuck out of there.
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>>5096999
We can start over
>the effects of Fluttershy's mane are almost instantaneous; everything becomes a blur
>just as reach the edge of climax, Fluttershy glares you down with The Stare
>tells you to hold it in
>it locks into your subconscious; you can't bring yourself to finish
>you only grow more swollen as time goes by
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>>5097134
Rape a handicapped native american woman
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>>5097135
Do I smell urine?
>>
uh
rape hurts a lot
like
taking a dick when you're not ready to take a dick
is a pain that is not fun to feel
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>>5097051
lil' bourbon
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>>5097144
>knock her out
Jesus fuck you are messed up
Kill yourself asap
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>>5097142
I prefer to think of myself as a teddy bear. Cats are fucking self-centered shitbags.
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>>5097142
Yeah, it's okay that Deaf's gay.
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>>5097152
No shit
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>>5097073
This nigga
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>>5097144
I thought you didn't plan this, deaf
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>>5097144
bahaha, are you fucking serious?

you're the worst rapist ever

also i thought we were still raping someone who was a consenting partner, just... taking it a little further than they anticipated

either way, u suck

>>5097152
what if the person you're raping gets turned on by the act itself?
>>
YA NACIÓ EL AMOR
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>>5097152
unf
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>>5097144

You know that knocking someone unconscious is probably infinitely worse than a broken wrist, right?

Please say you know that
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>>5097168
>raping somebody without a plan

What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>5097170
Which is why I'm not a rapist.
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>>5097129
>go to check thread
>they moved to Justin Bieber's room

My sides are not ready yet
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>>5097119
>implying you aren't overdosing on mane
>implying the horrors have even begun
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pony?
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>>5097178
>probably
A little unconsciousness never hurt anybody.
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>>5097144
you are a horrifying person
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>>5097152

yes its a hot act
but it still really fucking hurts
and the pain is not something easy to get over

with a consenting partner it can be different
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>>5097178

>What is chloroform, Deaf?

C'mon, dude.
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>>5097144
>you forgot to bring your ski-mask with you that day
>you fled immediately but were identified by witnesses, your picture on TV
>you hold up in a hotel near the highway
>you're safe for a while until someone saw you and notified the authorities who surround the hotel and chase you up the stairs to your room
BAD END
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>>5097181
>only reason you're not a rapist is because you can't get away with it
Sick
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>>5097138
The grass seems a bit saturated yeah, but it looks fine to me!

>>5097171
Anon porfis, aun ni han empezado a doblar la segunda temporada.
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>>5097178
If you do it by striking, sure, but there are a lot of ways to render a person unconscious.
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Guys
Guys please
Please stop talking about actual rape
This was never about actual rape

Apart from the first time
Fluttershy raped you a little, but you wanted it too
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>>5097187
No ponies here. Only cats.
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>>5097210
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>>5097204
>rape is different with a consenting partner
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>>5097062

this kid
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>>5097205

Do you know that chloroform is illegal because it is known to cause brain damage and death even in minute doses?
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>>5097204
Even with a consenting partner, if you disregard the sanctity of the safe word they don't stay a consenting partner and the damage to their trust is irreparable.
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I have neglected my artz for too long. Hopefully, the decay from not practicing is unnoticeable.
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>>5097219
The wonder of youth.

someone make that face 5000x5000
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>>5097220
Shitty chloroform, sure, but medical-grade is fine if you know what you're doing.
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>>5097220

The fuck do you wanna do, then? Shoot her with a tranq gun??
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>>5097219
>coool

HAHAHAHA
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It relieves me that all of you are too beta to ever actually commit rape
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yeah lets

stop talking about ACTUAL rape
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>>5097146
Now you're ruining it for me.
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>>5097209

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aonM1YE5v7g
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>>5097244
So you're spamming us because you like rape?
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>>5097219
>coool
oh god my sides

>>5097227
true story
but, it's still possible to take it further than they're expecting without safe words coming into play
tfw you've only ever had to use safewords in two sessions, and one of them was on you
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>>5097244
It's less about being beta and more about not wanting to hurt people.
>>
from suicide to murder to rape
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>>5097244
>too beta to commit rape
There's a difference between being beta and being a decent human being with a clear knowledge of moral boundaries.
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>>5097264

Remember where you are. This is Aspie and Sociopath fucking CENTRAL.
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>>5097207
>the cops could have kicked in the door but knew you had a gun
>your uncle's begging and pleading, half collapsed on the floor
>he's preaching of hope and forgiveness, said "There's always a chance to rectify what you've taken, make your peace in the world"
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>>5097235
Would you be upset if I colored this?
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>>5097239

They don't use chloroform for medical use for that exact reason. Even medical grade does that.

I don't think you could make medical grade chloroform even if it didn't, deaf.

>>5097241

How about fucking leave her with a broken wrist and letting her call the cops by herself? A broken wrist isn't life-threatening,
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>>5097204
Pain is easy to get over, flesh heals
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>>5097261
All in the same night. What a way to go.
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>start out getting high off Pinkie's mane
>end with raping Fluttershy
This thread goes in strange directons
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>>5097267
I laffed
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>>5097261
Can we post our favorite .gifs now?
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>>5097271
more like zoophile and depressed homofags CENTRAL
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did i miss something?

lately Doom Paul gets spammed quite often?
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>>5097288
I like that idea
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>>5097277
No, not at all. Knock yourself out.
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>>5097293
the apocalypse is approaching minute by minute

if anything doom paul isn't being posted enough.
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>>5097285
>implying we aren't talking about raping humans now
Play-raping Fluttershy was a natural progression
This is just terrible
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>>5097275
Can I still get in to heaven if I kill myself?
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>>5097271

see
i would like rape play with a trusting, consenting partner, with a safe would and stuff
they could be rough, i'd like that

but you've gotta be somewhat ready
cause taking a dick can hurt incredibly badly if you're not ready
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>>5097299
>Knock yourself out
Interesting choice of words
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>>5097288

>>5097293
Pretty much every night.
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>>5097235
Hello Scootanon

Yes do more arting, you draw cute fillies
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>>5097289
um excuse me I am a depressed zoophile bisexual fyi
check your privilege please
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>>5097293
You could have stopped it
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>>5097288
>>
SURPRISE QUIZ!
Which pony has the most NSFW fanart?
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>>5097288
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>>5097307
>That text rendering
horrible, just horrible
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>>5097310
*safe word
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>>5097288
>>
DORKS
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>>5097326
probably a background horse. ugh.
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>>5097288
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>>5097326
Either Pinkie or Twilight.
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>>5097312
Hopefully, he won't take it literally.
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>>5097333
this guy
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>>5097288
Speaking of which, how's the gif hunt going?
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>>5097324
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>>5097309

No, supposedly
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>>5097354
Well fuck
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>>5097338
She pierced her ears at the last minute, just to make the costume convincing

She's bleeding underneath that turbin
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>>5097326

Applejack
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>>5097333
is she ok?
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>>5097361
>turbin
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Your first date would your favorite pony probably wouldn't go too well
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>>5097359
Very happy to be here with y'all tonight
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MLPG Rapists:
OH GOD I BROKE HER WRIST

BETTER KNOCK HER OUT AND THREATEN HER LIFE AND CALL THE POLICE FOR HER AFTER SETTING THE BONE AND PUTTING IT IN A SPLINT

BECAUSE SHE CAN'T DO THAT STUFF HERSELF

it's like if the three stooges were to go rapin'
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Well, I hit up the Steam group for ERP based on some other anon's suggestion. I got laughed out, and now I think I'm going to puke.
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>>5097288
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Sorry guys, i really feel bad for enjoying this
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>>5097365
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>>5097369
Pinkie Pie would spend the whole date trying to cheer me up and then leave disappointed when I refused to smile.

When I killed myself she could move on to her next suitor
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>>5097288
Hell yeah we can.


Can we have a Chrysalis thread for a few minutes maybe?
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>>5097384
It's moderately funny and you can't ruin what's already ablaze so have fun.
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>>5097119
>a hospital visit and some very tense counseling sessions later, you and Fluttershy remain in an intimate relationship

>she wears only extensions now
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>>5097384
don't feel bad, they like pewdiepie.
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>>5097379

Well duh, you can only ERP with them after you've established that you're totally doing it ironically

because it's funny hehehe
just for laughs
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>>5097366
*Turban
Happier?
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>>5097388
I'm pretty sure if you killed yourself Pinkie would use her 4th-wall-breaking powers to retrieve you from the afterlife
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>>5097379

>Actually doing that

pffffhahaha
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>>5097384
Me too
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>>5097379
You'd be better off hunting down an IRC channel set up for that kind of thing.
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>>5097394
Sounds good to me
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>>5097394

I get to do a crysalis commission tonight
its got lots of butt
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>>5097406
Good luck with that.
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>>5097359
If you want to believe in Dante's Inferno. Those who killed themselves become trees in hell forced to give life for the rest of eternity for their selfish act of taking their own.

It really is a selfish act. All that pain you bring to your loved ones. All that wasted potential. All those life experiences you're going to miss out on.

On the plus side that's one less person living in this crowded planet. So take it for what it is.
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>>5097406
I went on Tan's convoluted ass quest to resurrect her ungrateful ass, so she better.
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>>5097394
I don't see why not.
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>>5097379
>he actually believed us
HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHHAHA
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>>5097326
The correct answer is TS
2nd is RD
3rd is PP
4th is FS
5th is Ra
Last pone is AJ
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>>5097415
>laughing eggplant with a face dot gif
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>>5097369
I think Twilight would be a great ____friend for me
I bet she likes my music tastes and we could read together and stuff
>>
>tfw figured out the key thing in BL2.
Fuck I feel like an idiot now.
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>>5097379
HAHAHA
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>>5097417

stram
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>>5097384
took me a while to run into him, but I did it
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>>5097384
oh my god man
my 14 year-old sister uses omegle and likes pewdiepie
if you see some freckled white bitch with red hair, tell her Alex says hi
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>>5097417
You've made my night, sir. Do let us know when you've finished.
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>>5097394
What would it be about, how she'd most likely leave you mindraped?
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>>5097417
Oooh
How soon can we expect it?
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>>5097437
Those fuckers are hard to find
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>>5097423
>all that pain you bring to your loved ones
if they gave a shit about me they'd remind me that they even know i exist
>potential
millions of people in existence are nothing but wastes of food and space, i don't see what makes me different from them
>missing life experiences
like another fourty years of misery?

fuck you
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Buy some apples!
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>>5097384
>>5097411
how do this
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>>5097464

download manycam
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>>5097463
No it has teeth marks on it.
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>>5097406
>Pinkie denies you the dignity of death
Monster
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>>5097450

ITS JUST A SKETCH so probably tonight

the commission has her wearing trixies outfit
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>>5097432
Chrysalis looks like a lot of things
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Here's another neat .gif

Dat fluid animation
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>>5097463
I didn't put those in my bag
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>>5097463

I really like ECM's ponies

come out me
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>>5097379
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>>5097423
>it's selfish
Get fucked, it's my body, my goddamn life. I'll do what I want with the only thing that I will ever always own.
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>>5097477
But none of them look like a good character.
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What if the CMC had a zombie apocalypse to deal with?
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>>5097488
wow

full circle.
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>>5097487
I really like ECM's fursuit
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>>5097318
I intend to, but i suck at staying motivated.
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>>5097487
I would out you
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>>5097482
Mine's got rocks in it!
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>>5097496
They'd save all those uninfected ponies and at the end of the day still wouldn't have their cutie marks.
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>>5097352
Slow, tedious, but making progress. I've gotten through 6 months now of the 25~ months. Thing is, I tried doing several days of nonstop linking, citing and saving, and my eyes where hurting for a few days. I've made it a rule to never do more than a few dozen threads a day, lest it impact my day to day functions. I have off tomorrow though, so it shouldn't be too difficult doing an entire month again. The main problem is MLPG distracting me from it.

This place is very distracting. Even a self imposed ban won't do anything because 4chan now allows user to watch threads, just not post.
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>>5097462
I never understood this failure mentality. If I really had nothing to lose I'd join the military. That's always a good plan B.

Are you fat?
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>>5097496
He'd Rape all the children. especially the zombie ones.
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>kid first sexual experience
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>>5097491
No one ever asks you if you want to be born, and then they tell you you don't have a choice in the matter
That's some fuckin rape, right there
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>>5097507
Never heard of you
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>>5097501

God, me too.

It's so nicely done, and it's got such nice hips...

I want to grind against it
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Struggling drawfag here.
Please give me ideas to work on. I need a pool of them and lots of liquor.
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>>5097501
>>5097522
He's got nice hips
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>>5097517
You are a terrible person.
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>>5097494
What are you saying?
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>>5097520
Uhh, no thanks.
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>>5097524
Octavia impregnation
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>>5097517
Why must you corrupt the innocent?
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>>5097480
oh great, I had a shitty version before.
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>>5097524
draw a butt
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>>5097491
See what you did there. Totally selfish. Maybe if you had something to live for. Have you tried doing something with your life lately?
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>>5097529
>>5097536
>filename
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>>5097528
And a nice fursuit
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>>5097524
Fluttershy being raped by Timberwolves!
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>>5097524
Draw Derpy backing into a line of parked cars and causing a pileup
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>>5097524
Yellowquiet putting Big Red's entire cock down her throat.
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>>5097551
Why is "Timberwolves" capitalized?
Why am I imagining a pegasus being gangbanged by basketball players?
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>>5097542
What's selfish is telling someone that they have to live a shitty, miserable life that they don't want, because your morals are more important than their happiness
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>>5097524
Pony smoking out of a bong that is much too large for them
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>>5097524
Applejack juggling apples while Applebloom tries to copy her.
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>>5097524
Draw twilight studying the MLPG marker.

Because i never filled in that request.
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>>5097563
I have no idea why I cap'd that.
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Why is Fluttershy such a bad friend?
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>>5097553
Does Derpy beep when she backs up
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>>5097345
How would you even take that literally?
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>>5097573
How is she a bad friend?
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>>5097542
I don't think you understand. Selfishness is like hogging a bathroom or taking all the toilet paper. I'm the only one using my life, and I use it all the time. It's fucking mine, and I'll do with it what I please, and suffer the consequences if I fuck up. I don't want to live anymore. You're just being an asshole and making me feel worse.
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WHAT ARE BOOKS
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What now
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>>5097573
Because she is bad at everything she does.
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>>5097573
because she consistently lets her friends down
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>>5097579
She's autistic
Autists have no friends, just people who pretend
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>>5097572
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>>5097573

She smells like animals and tracks their scent into your house when she visits.
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http://askcristails.tumblr.com/tagged/Askcristails

i can't
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>>5097595
Just like Sentenal.
>>
You guys...

Why were we banished? What did we do wrong? Why does moot hat us?
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>>5097589
I don't know man. I think I'm going to go to bed.
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OK, so are any of you still game for a suicide pact?

Want to set a date?
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>>5097601
or me
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>>5097589
You with the pink curly hair, grab me two pitchers and have a seat
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>>5097578
Baseball bat to the forehead?
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>>5097588
WORDS WORDS WORDS
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>>5097600
>His special talent is having two tails
>He only has one tail
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>>5097605

ok, but you first
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>>5097605
I could never kill myself before Daft Punk LP#4 comes out
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>>5097567
Who said you had to live a miserable life? You should try to do something differently. Also you're pretty contradictory in your post. Are you okay? You seem depressed? Maybe if you had a friend you'd feel better.
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>>5097589
>Fluttershy's breasts aren't as big as the kegs themselves
I don't want to live in this humanized universe
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>>5097579
Everytime you ask her what she wants to do, she says "whatever you want to do is fine." Then she spends the rest of the day in a huff because you don't do what she wanted to do.

She's very passive aggressive
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>>5097589
Shy one better have some mace or a taser, or she's in for a long, uncomfortable year.
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>>5097613

How does it feel being illiterate?
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>>5097615
would you rub his belly?
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>>5097600
>>5097615
2 TAAAIIILZZ
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>>5097605
Why don't you guys kill yourselves in style? Do something everyone will remember. It won't matter cause you're dead, right?
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>>5097589
Look, it's the main cast!
No one missing at all!
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>>5097613
>not liking words
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>>5097634
Does it count as rubbing if I'm using a belt sander?
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>>5097639
Nah there are some background characters like Fluttershy and Applejack.
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>>5097642
Agreed. Words are awesome.
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>>5097628
...you're just being sarcastic with your responses, right? I mean, I find it hard to believe there's anyone who a) believes this crap, and b) thinks it's actually useful for motivating a depressed person.
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>>5097642
seanbaby please
I really liked your website back in the early 2000s
but your shtick has gotten old
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>>5097632
How does it feel having a shitty sense of humor?
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>>5097588

Now I wanna hear Cathy Weseluck yelling "WHAT ARE BOOKS."
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>>5097639
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>>5097628
You can't just stop being miserable. And I drove off all of my friends a long time ago because of always being miserable.
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>>5097658

If that was humor I don't want to be funny.
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>>5097621
What if Daft Punk started experimenting with dubstep?
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why is she so perfect
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Is this kawaii y/n
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>>5097672
The comic not the comment, try and keep up.
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>>5097585
If you can do what you please then why are you not doing anything to make you happy? Have you tried meditating? Maybe it'll help you clear your mind and finally man up and kill yourself. I'm sure your family will mind, but other then that at least you'll be know as "that kid who killed himself" and end up in the news for a two minute blurb.
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>>5097589
i'd suck on dem little dash titties
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>>5097677

I can see why you don't like words. You're terrible with them.
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>>5097694
No I mean it's fine that you think that comic is funny.
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>>5097697
Snips would make a cute girl
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>>5097676
No, this is.
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>>5097673
That doesn't seem like something they'd do
The BPM is too low, it doesn't fit them very well
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>>5097705
Really?
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>>5097650
You should travel and explore. You'd be surprised at what you learn.
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>>5097711
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCnJ2_xN2jU
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>>5097686
tried meditating, tried cutting, tried drugs, tried alcohol, been on medication for years, been seeing a therapist for years, and it's getting worse. I just need to wait, and killing myself will be easier. I've almost done it twice in less than a week, so it shouldn't be long now.
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>>5097712
At least in Kraut's style
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>>5097711
What if they did eurobeat?
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>>5097665
Its a process for sure which will require much work. It takes a step to walk a thousand more.
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>>5097674

because delicious legs
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>>5097718
Then do it faggot. Because, from the shit you have been saying on this thread, you are just doing it for attention and have no real intention to end your "suffering"

Fucking waste of space you are.
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>>5097718
Find out if assisted suicide is legal in your state/country, and talk to a doctor about it. They can make it completely painless, and make things easier for anybody you leave behind.
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>>5097720
Femsnails would be more adorable.
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>on the run
>hide behind a rock
>hear Chrysalis searching around for you
>she sweetly sings for you to come out
>keeps going on and on about filling your supple body with her sweet Changeling goo

Would you resist temptation?
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>>5097716
I'd rather die on my own terms than get mutilated off in some foreign land far from proper medical care, or starve to death slowly and painfully for lack of food.
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>>5097747
Femsnails is overdone
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>>5097747
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>San Diego Chargers

this is the best day ever
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>>5097747
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>>5097748
No.
Because she is WAAAAAY into pegging.
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>>5097754
rule 63 and futa are overdone as fuck. Doesn't stop anybody.
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>>5097740
ok thx noted:)
also, responding to questions and participating in conversation != wanting attention
if I wanted attention, I'd still have friends where I could get attention whenever I wanted it

>>5097742
it isn't
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>>5097747
Snips and Snails are inseparable best friends.

Ergo so are Sugar and Spice.

You get one you get both.

I would take them to the movies and put an arm around each.
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>>5097717
That's about 124 bpm
the difference between 124 and half step 130-140 is pretty significant
Not saying they COULDN'T make that drum pattern work, they just really love 120bpm with occasionally non-techno drums
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>>5097770
But it should.
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>>5097748
Nope.
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>>5097718
You're not trying hard enough, because you'd be dead already. Perhaps you're not sure although your mind is not telling you so. Too much time to live not enough time to waste. Tick tock the days pass away, we're waiting...
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>>5097718
Shut up, Gig.
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>>5097742
Why isn't assisted suicide legal everywhere?
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>>5097748
I'd give her a chance.
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>>5097771
If you do decide to off yourself.
Do us a favor and link your livestream for it.
Thanks, pumpkin.
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>>5097770

i'm curious what the definition of "overdone" is

cause there's always gonna be a majority of just straight up girl ponies

is overdone just, more than you'd prefer?
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>>5097781
Short answer? Religion.
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>>5097769
What if she promised to fill your orally?
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>>5097795
Long answer? Democrats.
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>>5097589
I would motorboat the shit out of that Pinkie
Like, it would take three bouncers to peel me off her
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>>5097790
Handsome Jack pls
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>>5097795
Damn it Christfags, you ruin everything for me.
Everything.
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>>5097793
>is overdone just, more than you'd prefer?
yes
every time someone complains about there being "too much" of a fetish, it's simply because they don't like it and can't ignore things
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>>5097811
Just do it yourself you lazy bastard.
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>>5097750
It appears you're to weak to understand what it means to live. Can you prove me wrong?
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>>5097813

pretty much
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>>5097807
I would like to see you explain this assertion.
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>>5097810
>Handsome Jack
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>>5097817
But he doesn't want to get arrested.
You know what prisoners do to people who killed themselves in prison!?
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What is each ponies favorite video game from the 90's?

Pic related, it's Rainbow Dash's favorite.
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>>5097778
So true, looking back, i realize i was just looking for sympathy with my emo teenager suicide phase (Which lasted up until i was 19). Too bad i really thought the world was crumbling back then, would've forged better friendships and enjoyed my high school and early college days a lot more if i had noticed.

Being a "suicidal" faggot is shitty, but mostly because you realize howmuch time you wasted moping once you are older.
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>you will never get to do this to appleblooms horse boobs
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>>5097781
>needing someone else to kill you

how beta can you get
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>>5097829
>That fight.
God, it was like fighting an 8 year old in a mans body.
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>>5097795
Ironically, this is the same reason we're probably not going to be functionally immortal anytime soon.
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>>5097842
There is no way she is getting that much pleasure out of that.
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>>5097842
That is one disturbing expression
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>>5097834
What do prisoners do to people who have already killed themselves in prison?
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>>5097829
>not related to Applejack
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>>5097827
Fox News says that democrats are bad. Therefore: democrats.
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>>5097819
I'd rather not, living the way you want me to is too much work and I don't think I'd enjoy it much.
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>>5097860
>Or IS he?
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>>5097842
Apple Bloom has no horse boobs yet, too young.

You can play with her nipples, though.
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Talking to depressed people is boring.

Let's talk about something else instead.
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>>5097778
hurray, your insight has solved all of my problems
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>>5097585

Countless stars, trillions of planets, and this is the only one we know of that can support life. Billions of species, and the ones that evolved to sapience were human beings.

Billions of people on this planet, and your parents meet each other.

Millions of sperm, and the one that made it was you.

If you think about it, that means you've beaten greater odds than you could ever know, just by being here today.

In a universe of vast possibility, against unfathomably-numerous conditions aligned to prevent you even being born, you have triumphed, without even trying.

And personally, I think that's pretty incredible.
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>>5097865
>Handsome Jack is Applejack's father
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>>5097854
>Implying you can only enjoy sex if you're being directly sexually stimulated
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>>5097869
>Talking to depressed people is boring.
>this is why all your friends are gone
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>>5097858
No one knows
No one has ever returned
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>>5097869
I smile at least 8.3 times a day. How about you?
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>>5097839
Shadow 4 lyf
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>>5097876
ProofOfIntelligentDesign.jpg
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>>5097773
>two cute nerdy unicorn girlfriends

Where do I sign?
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>>5097876
there a billions of "special" people, then.
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>>5097876
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>see this

>suddenly start smiling for no apparent reason
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>everyone's face in the show is replaced with yaranaika

y/n?
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>>5097890
Katana Master Race.

Or Jaguar because I never bothered to upgrade in tournament mode. Dat leg speed...
>>
welp im off to draw some
CHYRSALIS BUTT
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>>5097876
And you were created through this miracle of probability...
To want to kill yourself!
ENJOY!
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>>5097881

>implying
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>>5097854
>>5097855
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>>5097876
>everyone is special, but most of all you!
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>>5097864
You're too weak to live and too pathetic to die. What does that make you?
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>>5097901
Shut up and eat, Adam. Those augs run on glucose.
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>>5097879
>Ironically he is why the farm is always two bits from having to sell itself.
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>>5097890
>>5097907
>tfw this will never happen
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>>5097908
Godspeed
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>>5097908
Why not Chrsyalis TONGUE?
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>>5097903
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>>5097900
A billion is an awfully small amount
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>>5097876
It is a miracle. There's so much cool and amazing stuff in the world too.
>and you'll never get to do any of it
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>>5097931

cause that's not the commission
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>>5097920
Nothing less than what I already feel about myself.
>>
Would you let a pony sleep with his cock buried deep in your cunt?
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>>5097773
>There will never be a comic series about Sugar and Spice
>they will never set forth on adventure and the quest to get laid
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>>5097900
>>5097916
>>5097935

Like Mr. Rogers said, "nobody has ever been or will ever be just like you."

The fact you are YOU is, statistically, and probability-wise, a miracle.
.
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>>5097925
Why do I suddenly want to read >fanfiction of Borderlands/MLP?
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>>5097949
I do not have a cunt.
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>>5097945
>Not changing the commission on a whim.
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>>5097949
No.

It's unsanitary and can lead to potential harm for both parties.
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>>5097920
A faggot.

A cowardly waste of space on planet earth that is draining resources from others.
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>>5097949
Only if he would sleep on top of me so I could feel his weight pressing down all night
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>>5097957
And ponies do not exist.
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>>5097920
A brony.
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>>5097903
>kawaii moe animu uguu worst pony

why would this make you smile
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>>5097956
Because you have issues.
I had an idea from a crossover once, but I tried to purge it from my head. Because it was a literal crossover. Like, Mordecai in pony lands and shit. It was horrible, but awesome.
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>>5097929
It might. One day. All we need is a bitching, guitar-heavy soundtrack, dedicated programmers, and people who loved the series.
And of course the concept artists, 3D artists, programmers, money, and writers to make the pre-fight shittalking really snap.
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>>5097954
I would read it.

I would read it nine times.
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>>5097979
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>>5097979
Because he is a weaboo.
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>>5097896
Just sign here please.
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>>5097869
I suppose you're right. If they were actually going to kill themselves they'd done it already instead of using an image board as a means to gather sympathy.

The majority of people who kill themselves don't even talk about it. They just do it. Everyone here who said they were going to do it are just pussies, but that ain't a bad thing.
>>
Would you a Cosmic Marvel/MLP crossover?

Seriously, Cosmic Marvel goes with everything.
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>>5097955
The word 'miracle' has connotations with benevolence. The fact is that someone was going to be born 9 months after my parents fucked eachother, I just happen to be the sperm that got in.

If anything, the fact that I am ME is a catastrophe. I am a disastrous drain upon this world and society as a whole.
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>>5097955
It's also a miracle that I feel this terrible then
I'm done with this conversation. Remind me to filter the words "depression" and "suicide" because I'm obviously not strong enough to resist participating in these conversations. Sorry MLPG, this shit doesn't belong here, I have no excuse for not stopping earlier, or even starting in the first place.
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>>5097869
i hate how being depressed is the new cool thing
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>>5098012
>>5098008
It's a miracle that you exist.

You're miserable because you fucked up. Or somebody fucked you up.
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>>5098000
Totally. Worth it.
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>>5098008

If someone else had been meant to be born, they would have been. But they weren't.

And that means you beat millions of others. You were a winner from the moment you were conceived.
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>>5098004
>they're just the worst thing I can think of calling them, but that's not a bad thing because it ultimately doesn't affect me! I'm awesome!

ftfy, smug dick.
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>>5098019
That somebody was God.
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>>5098018
i can't tell if you're serious
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>>5097969
But what if he started sleep-rutting from a wet dream?
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>>5098018
Everyone thinks that if they hate themselves enough they too will be granted magical art powers.
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>>5098018
I'm only a little depressed.
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>>5098008
>>5098012
How about you log off from your computers and kill yourselves.

You can even do it by drinking rubbing alcohol from your first aid cabinet, for goodness' sake.

>>5098018
>New
It's been a thing since the 90's
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>>5098032
God does not exist. Your failures are your own fault.
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>>5098032
God doesn't fuck people up. People fuck people up.

God just lets them do it.
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>>5098032
>blaming God
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>>5098033

Look at all the depressed webcomic artists. Complaining about life is 'in' right now.
>>
i cant stop farting
help
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>>5098041
thats not cool enough, go big or go home
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>>5098057
plug your butt up with something
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>>5098057
glue your butt shut

youre welcome
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>>5098030
it's not a measure of ability that allows a sperm to fertilize an egg, barring major defects. It's chance, plain and simple. Development of a fetus is mostly on the health safety of the mother. Living to adulthood is not terribly difficult in a 1st world country.
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>>5098051
There needs to be more happy webcomics, like Extra Ordinary.
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i am so glad i'm not one of these people jesus

i love being happy
if i wanted to i could find so many things to feel shitty about and be depressed about
but i choice being happy over that and always have and its really nice
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>>5098057
Eat some laxative chocolate bars. It'll fix everything.
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>>5098043
Read it in Dashes voice. Its something she would say.
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>>5098063
Now i'm happy.
Fuck you, asshole, you made me do it wrong.
Now I have to go have a bright outlook on life, that I now have at this moment because of that thing you did.
DAMMIT TO FEELS GREAT!
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>>5098072
Did I...prize? What.
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>>5098072
What the fuck?
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>>5098070
Unless you get aborted.
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>>5098048
Which I'm perfectly fine with. I wouldn't want him meddling in my fairs.
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>>5098064
>>5098069
I FUCKIN, I FUCKIN SEW YOUR ASSHOLE CLOSED AND KEEP FEEDIN YOU AND FEEDIN YOU AND FEEDIN YOU AND FEEDIN YOU AND FEEDIN YOU
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>>5098037
It worked for Van Gogh
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>all these emo faggots shitting up the general

Fuck me, do it or shut the fuck up already. You've been talking about this for the past 2 hours now.
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>>5098081
The alt text on the site says "Sorry, please play again"
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>>5098094
Bullshit.
Picasso cut off his own ear because he thought he was some hotshot artist.
What makes them think I am not as great as he was?
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>>5098099
I wish sad people would just stop being sad
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>>5098089
opinions like that are a diamond dozen
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>>5098101
More exocomics!
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>woke up feeling like shit
>ended the day feeling great
>this thread

Boy, it's great to have friends.
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>>5098070

>It's chance, plain and simple

It is. And you were the lucky winner.
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>>5098048
Omnipotent, omnipresent creator set everything in motion, it's literally impossible for anything that happens to not be part of his plan. God fucked everything up, and didn't even have the common courtesy to let us know if he even exists.
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>>5098063
Ha
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ITT: depressed people post off-topic and a couple of edgy /b/tards make light of shit like depression and suicide

hang in there, sadanons
it can and will get better
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>>5098099
This is what happens when Hot Topic catches wind that ponies are popular.
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>>5098094
>tumblr posting that Doctor Who gifset with Van Gogh seeing his paintings in a museum
>talking about how we can't know what our impact will be on the future
>not remembering that the episode ended showing that Van Gogh still ended up committing suicide because depression is a powerful force
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>>5098048
explain progeria
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>>5098057
Drink some pepto

That works for me
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>>5098122
God created everything and then man fucked it up. God works around man.
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>>5098119
i wish I had friends
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>>5098142
What part of 'omnipotent, omnipresent creator' are you not getting?
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>>5098118
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>>5098142
why would god create something imperfect
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>>5098125
>it gets better
the biggest crock of shit. It doesn't just "get better"
You have to either get lucky or work hard and hope you have a condition that's even fixable in the first place.

Reality check: A lot of people die miserable and alone.
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>>5098142
>Man fucked up.

I forget, who decided eating the apple was a good idea?
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If god didn't want people to be fucked up, then why didn't he just make them perfect beings in the first place?
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>>5098114
Drok the caveman chopped off his own nipples because he was a hotshot for those cave paintings. What an ass.
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>religious argument

Why?
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>>5098125
>it can and will get better
I hope not.

They seem to live pretty worthless lives and I'd be glad to know they aren't taking up valuable resources that could be sustaining other people.
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>>5098155
fuck
I'm going to bed ;_;
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>>5098149
What part of "Lets man do what he wants" don't you understand?

>>5098154
He didn't. He just gave them the option to be imperfect and they took it.
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>>5098155
It's true, life doesn't get better.

It's just that you develop better ways to handle it, and you realize how petty your stupid teenage bullshit drama really was.
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>>5098154

So that its triumphs would stand out all the brighter.
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>>5098168
>why?

because Nathan
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>>5098125
It can, but pushing them to kill themselves before it gets better is actually not a bad thing.

My friend is 25, unemployed and living with his parents. His excuse is that he's too depressed to study or work.

His poor parents would be better off if he was brave enough to kill himself already.
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>>5098151
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>you will never be tied up by Applejack and bound to the wall as she rides you mercilessly
>you will never hear her moan like a whore as she bounces up and down on you, her sloppy marecunt hugging your cock
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>>5098170
>>>/b/
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>>5098130
He's the example depressed people should try to live up to. He did it in style.
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What would you do if you're waifu suddenly awoke as the opposite gender and tearfully asked you if you'd still be with them?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPb2FqFN7-A

Stop being depressed already.
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>>5098189
>>5098151
>>5098118
>lolsorandumb: The Webcomic
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>Uploading image to imgur
>http://i.imgur.com/SexiE.jpg
>SexiE

Sorry Rara, you're still the best in my eyes but the fates have spoken. Twilight Sparkle is now objectively sexiest pone.
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>>5098168
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>>5098176
If he lets other people do what they want, then he's not really omnipotent or omniscient
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>>5098176
Omnipotent, omnipresent creator. Omnipotence comes with knowing everything that will ever happen; given that, everything is predetermined, so he's sending people to hell for something he knew they would do before he even created them.
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>>5098072
>>5098118
>>5098151
these make no fucking sense
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>>5098176
you can't choose the option to be imperfect
if something has the ability to be imperfect it was never perfect in the first place
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>>5098176
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?
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>lel just stop being depressed

i want to get off mr. depressions wild ride
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>>5098212
> Omnipotence comes with knowing everything

That's omniscience.
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I love how Deafdefiler complains about shitty threads, yet he contributes to the off-topic discussions
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>>5098206
Oh fuck that's an effective image
Time to shit ink on a canvas
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>>5098215
God is Omnipresent but he is not Omnipotent.
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>>5098186
I thought Deaf was the one that brought god up first.

Whatever, sad comics
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>>5098196
Lullaby, brah. I'd stick with him/her. Love is love.

This is why I'm better than Christians.
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just make it fucking stop
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Adults can't be sad cuz they grew up.
Grown up life is too awesome to be sad.
All you kiddos will see one day :)
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>>5098221
This conversation has nothing to with 'science', omni or otherwise.
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>>5098229
I don't complain about shitty threads, though.
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>>5098248
Well that makes you better than some, at least.
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>>5098212
Who said everything is predestned? God just has the road atlas.
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>>5098236
If he's willing to prevent evil but able, then why worship him?
He's no different than anyone else on the planet who wishes for world peace
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>>5098236
>God is not all powerful

And the weaseling commences
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needs more pony
here is a pony after a day at the spa
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>>5098243
It never stops
It never get's better
only worse
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Deaf please just write or something. Write a bout rape I don't care.

Just contribute something besides shitposting.
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>>5098256
Omniscience = everything predestined
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>>5098261
But that's not a pony.
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Guys, give me some quick pony requests for my friend to practice!
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Would you let Rarity show you, a young filly, how to be a proper mare?
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>This general so far.
Great, not the marker is both depressed, and spouting religion like a freak with a placard on his chest and back...
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Can we kill this thread?
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>>5098261
That is not a pony. This is a pony.
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>>5098273
Cute colts.

Panties and boners optional.
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>>5098281
Then why does it look like a human?
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>>5098265

aw mine
they got the marbled one
lucky
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>>5098280
We could start posting Pegasus ponies. Or something.
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>>5098271
>>5098281
prove it's not a pony
you can't because it is
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>>5098273
Pinkie hugging a pillow
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>>5098273
Octavia cum dumpster
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This thread is bad and you should feel bad.

Fuck all you emofags, fuck the random religiousfags.
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>>5098266
>tfw I'm pretty much DD
>I've written like a dozen shitty Fluttershy play-rape greentexts

I could be your DD tonight but I don't know
Maybe later if we're chill
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>>5098286

you are ALWAYS HERE
professional requester
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>>5098298
What about me, I posted Applejack
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Proof that practice does help
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>>5098298
>I am above this whole conversation because I'm so edgy
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Which pony would you give The Deak?
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>>5098302
DD hates Fluttershy because she seems like she wouldn't put up enough of a fight.
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>>5098266
I tried earlier, but the anons who were guiding it just sort of disappeared.
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>>5098274
No I would first tell her that I'm nervous and I want her to demonstrate on Miss Twilight first. Then I would watch in awe as she and Twilight farted in each others' faces sexually
At the end of it all I would laugh at them, reveal that I'm not into mares, then find a sexy pone boy for a day date.
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>>5098298
AND FUCK THOSE DEER
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>>5098295
Uh.
Okay, I'll try.

It'll be later, though. Can't draw right now.
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goodnight MLPG
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>>5098318

Le moving picture face
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>>5098292
Fluttershy is a very pretty pegasus pony
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>>5098298
>attack religious
>there's literally nothing about religion in the thread
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This horse has been dead on arival
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>>5098342
Hope that this is the last time
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>>5098340

Did you even read the thread?
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>>5098196
>Twilight now has a dick
I'm failing to see a problem here.
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>>5098340
There are people trying to argue that god exists and is benevolent

They're wrong btw
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>>5098344
I think something is wrong with your gif
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>>5098265
One day it will be mine.
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>>5098349

No, it's not the last time
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>>5098337

Goodnight goodnight anon.
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>>5098360

>Tfw you spend your time running and and lifting weights instead of stretching your anus wide enough to fantasize about fucking her

;-;
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>>5098360

>not getting it the large flared black one
>not naming it big blackintosh
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>>5098326

What did they ever do to you? ;_;
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>>5098336
Oh thanks!

Though I might not be on when you are finish.
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>>5098381
>Rainbow keeps him on the edge.gif
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>>5098386
His face reminds me of Scooby.
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>>5098340
>conservafags run into arguments they can't handle
>pretend to be a victim

Just another day on the internet
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>>5098385
THEY RUINED DEERLAND!
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>>5098395

What's wrong with RD's face?
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>>5098395
Anon your hands are pointing the wrong way
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>>5098352
>several offhanded mentions of God
>one blaming God for something
>one saying he doesn't exist
That's about it, faggot.
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>>5098397

>That feel when Scooby will die in your lifetime
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>>5098384
>not gluing two of them together and calling it Snails
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Was the original rr x rosemary request ever found?

Did it happen?
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>>5098407
hooge forehead.
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WHERE IS YOUR BOY TONIGHT

I HOPE HE IS A GENTLEMEN
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>>5098405
>>>/pol/
Leave fucktowel.
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>>5098412
>Not getting the real thing.
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>>5098425
WELLLLL
HE AIN'T MY BOY BUT THE BROTHER IS HEAVY
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>>5098434
I CANT
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>>5098423
>Rainbow Dash is an Egghead.
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So there's no new horse, right?

Is it finally time for the General to kill itself?
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>>5098391
That's quite alright. Even if you're not on when I'm done with it, drawing this will be good for practice, and I really need more practice. Haven't drawn in months, so don't expect anything decent.
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>>5098448

Yes.

Sweet release.
>>
New Hearse:

>>5098451
>>5098451
>>5098451
>>5098451
>>5098451
>>5098451
>>5098451
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>>5098439

GAVE AWAY MY POSSESSIONS AND MOVED INTO A CHEVY
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>>5098412
SB please your obsession with that colt's penis is unhealthy.
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>>5098448
I think this would be perhaps the most fitting thread ever for it
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>>5098411
thats a bad feel
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>>5098428
u mad, conservafag?
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>CliffyB tweeting furry porn of Jazz Jackrabbit
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>>5098469

I just hope /fit/'s still around when he goes

I want to feel with the rest of them
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>>5098460

Dammit isaac
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>404

what
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>>5098460
>>5098460
>>5098460
>>5098460
>>5098460

>>5098566
other thread got marker for some reason
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LGTSS

>Isaac

YGTSIU
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>>5097600
Man... Some people.

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