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Ponies and dragons and birdcats and stuff
Old thread: >>5033298
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aw fuck
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Do you welcome your new pony overlords?
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What music are you listening to, MLPG?
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Happy antagonist
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These threads have taken a most interesting turn of events.
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Dragon Swag
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First reply with a picture gets a story.
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>Okanagan Film Festival International, under fire over a controversial documentary about Colombian men having sex with donkeys, has cancelled all public screenings after organizers were unable to secure a venue.
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>>5036198
Shooglenifty
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>>5036207
Dongs.
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>>5036202
What could make Trixie happy?
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So, do you think that Spike will have a better role in the season 3?
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>>5036165
Anyone wonder how Spike is going to handle the Crystal Kingdom?

Y'think he's going to gorge on everything in sight?
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>>5036208
>Okanagan Film Festival
I used to live 40 minutes drive from kelowna
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>>5036198
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9i1MXHGB8g0

>I get my taste from Pitchfork
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>>5036207
>>5036207
How long?
Porn or not?
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>>5036214
Your love
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> implying the luna/celesita conflict won't be the best episode ever


FUCKING PLEBS
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Who's on marker duty?
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>>5036213
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>>5036044

>saving the unedited version

Would you like to see more latex butt in S3?
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>>5036214
Double penetration.
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>>5036218
I hope so, and i want them to explore on why spike is the only dragon living with a pony

>>5036219
he has self control
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>>5036238

>implying that I think that
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>>5036219
>The ponies in the kingdom get restored to their natural crystal like forms.
>And the great feasting begins.
>Somber was trying to protect his people from the dragons.
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>>5036203

That happens sometimes
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>>5036237
Awwwwwww

>>5036243
Yeeeeaaaaahhhhhh
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>>5036239
MORE HAPPY PONE
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>>5036152

I love you.
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>>5036248
>i want them to explore on why spike is the only dragon living with a pony
But-but-but...
Dragon Quest?
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>>5036259
Which pony would wear the red shirt?
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>>5036198
I'm trying to get into droney doomy metal, so Earth and Sunn O)))
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>>5036267
<3
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>>5036214
What would make her happy?

A very particular casual relationship with a certain type of confident woman.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRjwJrDj5q4 (NSFW just in case).
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>>5036238
yes as long as its going to be written by Merriwether then i think its gonna be awesome
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>>5036254
>Spike is gnawing on one of the crystal pony's legs
>"Stop that. Come on. Hey. Quit it."
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>>5036272
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>>5036272
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>>5036275
/mu/ pls stop being so impressionable
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>>5036264
H-here I go...
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>>5036248
>>5036218
You know what I want?
Twilight's first school reunion, for magic Elementary or something.

We could get some nice backstory, and and it would be an acceptable premise for the probably unavoidable "twilight loses it" episode.
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>>5036259
Would you serve under Lyra's brash, cowboy leadership MLPG?
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>>5036285
>In the same bored, depressed voice.
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>>5036268
I mean has celestia given dragon pets to other ponies
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>>5036291
NO
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>>5036301
Ravens voice
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>>5036264
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>>5036300
I would serve her unquestioningly.
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>>5036219
>>5036254
>>5036285
Or maybe
> Spike gets uncomfortable eating while they're in the Crystal Kingdom
> he's not sure if it's racist to say a brand of rock candy tastes better than the rest
> or whether or not he should be staring at their hair and if he should be so fixated on how it looks like lunch yesterday
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>>5036198
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WHEN IS NEW HORSE EPISODE
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>>5036302
>All the other ponies went right to dissection.
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>>5036301
>Eventually she stops fighting it and just lays down, depressed
>Spike is too weak to do any actual damage, though keeps trying.
>She's too out of it to stop him
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>>5036309
I hate Nanaki's fucking wolf OC but I think the pony version is kind of cute so I'm confused.
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>>5036308
> Tara's Raven
UNF
God, that vocal creak
It reminds me of every goth girl I wanted to fuck in high school.
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>>5036272
I want her to wear the red shirt
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>>5036291
I'm s-so happy right n-now...
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>>5036285
>>5036254
>Spike ditches Rarity
>Tries to get a crystal pone
>Rarity is heartbroken that a baby doesn't want her any more
>She decides to become a crystal pony
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>>5036325
>Derpy wears the red shirt
>everyone else dies
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How do the crystal ponies react to rape
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Which pony has the windiest toots? The brassiest? The squeakiest?
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>>5036213
Pinkie bounced around the library, taping balloons to the walls. A manic grin was plastered across her face.

Rarity was levitating a mirror and brushing her hair as she reclined on her divan.

Rainbow Dash was trying out some slow-speed hovering stunts, her tongue absentmindedly sticking out of her mouth.

Birds hopped all over Fluttershy's back and wings as she watched Twilight with mournful eyes.

Applejack stood across the room from Twilight. "Now sugarcube, why'd ya call us all here?" *P-too* She spat on the library floor.

Spike sighed and headed into the kitchen for the mop.

Twilight's eye twitched. "I've got something important to tell you all," she said. Her mane was frazzled. "But I'm afraid if I tell you, we won't be friends anymore. And then I'll have to go back to Canterlot. And maybe banished." She slapped herself in the face with a hoof. "Snap out of it Twilight, just tell them!"
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>>5036264
SHES SO FUCKING HAPPY
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>>5036287
>>5036288
>Every episode they beam down, they get hugged by some scary alien
>Everything finds them so adorable it keeps happening, but it still scares them with a 50 mawed razor beat does it
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>>5036334
Apathetic and disinterested
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>>5036334
They all crave sex but can't have it because they're made of crystal.
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>>5036334
Their crystal vaginas are natural rapex devices.
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>>5036289
I've just listen to nothing but EDM since I was 15, and I'm branching myself out into some guitary genres
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>>5036325

Derpy would be the secondary character that gets the red shirts killed
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>>5036325
>No matter what the situation.
>No matter how dire it was, or how dangerous the opponent.
>She always makes it back.
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>>5036310
Really?

Even if she told you to break the Prime Directive?
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>>5036332
She Eventually becomes the vandal savage of equestria
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>>5036352
> Spike is the only one who can service them and even then only orally. Due to magic.
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>>5036323
Well 1) it's a pony, and 2) the colors look better on a pony than on his wolf, and 3) there's no porn of the pony version.
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>>5036352
Whoever invented that wasn't thinking very clearly.
I can only imagine the rapist beating his victim to death if that thing got clamped around his dick.
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>>5036375
>3) there's no porn of the pony version.

Oh you just fucked up, Nanaki.
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>>5036375
>no porn of ponenanaki

I don't know firsthand but I would be very surprised if you were right about that.
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>>5036291
>>5036327
Would you tackle a lonely, depressed Dash in a tight hug?
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>>5036332
>>5036354
>>5036355

>When Derpy is captured by Ferengi, they eventually start paying her to leave
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>>5036378
The person who invented it was obviously a feminist.
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>Derpy would play this guy
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>>5036398

>implying they wouldn't just kill themselves first
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>>5036378
The dentata from Snow Crash makes more sense, really. Basically just a tranq right to the junk and the attacker is out cold.
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>>5036398
i lold
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>>5036397
Yes, holy hell yes.
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>>5036397
Torso compression is the best medicine
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>>5036408

Snow Crash was a great book, but the ending was pretty much the least satisfying I'd ever read.
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>>5036404
>NEVER GIVE UP
>NEVER SURRENDER
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>>5036237
would she really think it's good enough for her...?
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>>5036320
noooooooooooooooooooo
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>>5036398

>that episode of dexter's lab where they abduct deedee
>she demands candy
>they don't know what the fuck that is
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Just what the fuck have i been doing with my life to actually still lurk this shit..i don't like the board that one tulpa thread the other day with the guy pretending to be possed was funny as shit but everything is just porn and greentext and random..Just what the hell i'm i doing.
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>>5036408
>dentata
>vagina dentata
Oh fuck, I just got that
I've read that book like 3 times
Maximum slow
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>>5036419
>you and a pone will never make someone listen to Reason
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>>5036378
>>5036352
>>5036403
But their mouths, tongues, eyes, and trunk all move. At most they're sparkly, maybe with stoneskin. I don't see any ersats Rape-X dentata anti-rape device here.
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>>5036397
What's she looking at that's so funny?
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>>5036296
Reunion? She is still studying isnt she
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>>5036419
I don't even remember the ending, it's been like 7 years since I've read it

I just remember that someday...someday I want to be as badass as Raven.
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>>5036397
I dunno about tackle
but I would definitely hug her
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>>5036397
What if hugs made blue pone uncomfortable?
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>>5036414
OROOOOOOOO
FUCK NO FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK NO FUCK NO NO NO NO NO FUCK NO NO oRo NO NO NO NO NO
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>>5036397
NO
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>>5036285
>tfw kinda want to draw that.
>tfw too depressed to draw
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>>5036398
>Derpy somehow finds the Q Continuum.
>They can't get rid of her.
>The crew enjoy a nice break.
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>>5036397
I'd tell her to see a psychologist and refrain from telling me about her "Processing" from week to week.
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>>5036465
I wonder what would happen if Discord Q and derpy ever met
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>>5036448
>You will never be able to touch her hooves.
>No matter how much she trusts you.
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>>5036448
WELL THAT'S WHY SHE'S DEPRESSED!
SHOW HER THE POWER OF HUGS
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>>5036404
Such an underrated movie.
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>>5036452
wat
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>>5036448
then give her ear-scratchies

ponies LOVE ear-scratchies
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>>5036486
It was a good movie.
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>>5036477
>Discord and Q
>"MY OWN CLONE!"
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>>5036465
>The Borg board the ship
>Stick Derpy with their needly assimilation whats its
>"Oww."
>Nothing happens
>Eventually they all just leave, not sure what else to do
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>>5036414
>you will never feel the rise and fall of her body with her gentle breathing as she slumbers on top of you
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>>5036424
>implying Dash wouldn't be the perfect buzz lightyear
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>>5036227
please tell me you read the actual reviews and don't just look at the scores, right?
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NO

I DONT WANT THAT
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Someone have that color chart of all the ponies handy?
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>>5036477

They would drop derpy on the bridge of whatever the current Enterprise is and sit back with a tub of popcorn
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>>5036494
I dunno, I didn't care for how they made Adam Sandler a captain of a ship.
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>>5036519

This thing?
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>>5036448
>tfw you say you really don't like it when they touch you
>they think you're joking or using reverse psychology or something and touch you a lot
I really just wish people would not touch me
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>>5036339
Pinkie stuck her face right next to Twilight's, and yelled, "Tell us what?!?" The grin never left her face.

Twilight shied backward, then hung her head. "That memory spell I used on us when we stopped Discord had a side effect."

"My word," said Rarity, putting a hoof to her forehead.

"Spill the beans already, Twilight," Rainbow Dash said with an expression of frustration, "I've got places to be and ponies to do."

Twilight's voice could barely be heard. "It changed our personalities."

"IT WHAT?" the other five said in unison.

"We've been acting strangely ever since that day. Rarity, you're a drama queen. Fluttershy, you're a wilting flower. Rainbow Dash, you're an arrogant jerk." Twilight pointed to each of them in turn. "Pinkie, you're bouncier than ever! AJ, you're harder working and prouder than ever. And I've got... issues."

Fluttershy broke the ensuing silence. "But... how is that different?" Rainbow Dash stopped glaring at Twilight, and started glaring at her.

"It's like each of us is a parody of herself," Twilight said, "I think that when I cast that spell on you girls, I accidentally made you more like my first impressions of you and not like the ponies I'd come to know and cherish."

Applejack piped up. "So, yer tellin' us that you got inside our minds and mixed things up?"
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>>5036508
>The Borg becomes assimilated with D-virus
>Every borg is now derpy
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>>5036530
Adam Sandler wasn't even in that movie.

It was Tim fucking Allen, man.
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>>5036508
>They actually get collectively a little depressed.
>This has NEVER happened before.
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>>5036540
Yes, thanks.
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>>5036529
>the ship is in ruins in moments
>Klingons attack
>somehow they win
>the pony wasn't beamed to the enemy ships as an attack idea
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>>5036508
>Derpy instead assimilated the borg
>all borg is now derpy
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>>5036541
You should be more firm about it. No one has a right to touch you
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Any new news today? Or are we still riding on yesterday?
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>>5036540
That's incomplete.

I have this one, but I don't remember how up to date it is
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>>5036551
Wait, didn't it happen a lot of times?
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>>5036398
>Ferengi insist they get naked
>ponies shrug
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>>5036562

Hey kids, nothing's more fun than being hugged by someone you like. But if someone tries to touch you in a place or in a way that makes YOU feel uncomfortable, that's no good.

So what do you do? First, you say NO, then you get outta there!
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>>5036561
>>5036544
>Q can't stop laughing.
>He has to show Pickard.
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>watching second episode of Samurai Jack
>those talking dogs
>"these jewels ended up bein' a key source of power fer aku"
>"so he enslaved us to forever dig up his jewels"
>3 dogs who walk on two legs digging up jewels
huh
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What's the least amount of times you've watched an episode?
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>>5036541
Only communists don't like hugs
ARE YOU A COMMUNIST?
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>>5036578
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>>5036482
>>5036492
I'd love to give her a great big hug and ear-scratchies and cheer her up.
I just don't want to violate her personal space.
Although thinking back, blue pone seems confirmed for being down with hugs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9clJe0oip0
So yes, would tackle and hug.
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>>5036570
Well it has Chrysalis, from the last episode
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>>5036562
I don't want anyone to think I don't want them to be near me, though. I'm afraid if I get serious about it, they'll think I'm being a dick.
And if I tell them physical contact makes me feel sick, they'll think I'm weird or something
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>>5036543
>S2 WAS WORSE THAN S1
>THE CHARACTERS WERE TOTALLY OOC

Oh boy here we go


by the way nathan, it's already been done
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>>5036577
> they think it's great until it's revealed no pony really wears clothes other than for special occasions
> and further discover only a minority place much stock in money and wealth
> and further that, they don't really have hands to grasp money and count it, just "magic" and "caring" and using mouths for money

I can't imagine how barbaric Ferengi would think Equestrians are.
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>>5036577

>Derpy is dropped into the wormhole
>meets with the Founders
>they proceed to have a perfectly normal conversation
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>S3 will actually reference a piece of fanon
What would make you rage most?
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>>5036587
Samurai jack is somehow connected to equestria
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>>5036601
Oh, right. So it does! I haven't had cause to look at that half recently, so I had forgotten how far it went and didn't check before posting, just glanced at the thumbnail and knew it had more stuff on it.
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>>5036578
>There will never be an episode that ends with a Dash Sayz giving some really bad, bland after school special advice
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>>5036605
>"I'm fine with being around people but actual physical contact makes me uncomfortable."
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>>5036614
Trixie has an assistant named seth
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>>5036614
Past Sins
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>>5036614

Fluffy Pony.
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>>5036614
a better question would be: what would make you rage the LEAST?
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>>5036621
Every show is only 6 degrees away from Equestria
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>>5036614
Absolutely nothing would make me rage, I'd just laugh as the pone burns.
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>>5036646
Any of them if they're handled tastefully
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>>5036610
>Implying that is going to stop him.
The ball is rolling down the hill man, it's not going to stop until it reaches its horrible conclusion.
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>>5036646
Starswirl the Bearded basically being the Pagemaster.
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>>5036599
>"Hey! Let me go!"
>you let her go
>"...You weren't supposed to give up THAT easily."
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>>5036646
Funny charming episodes about cute ponies doing cute things, having adventures, and learning wholesome lessons
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>>5036646

marker pone becoming a background character
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>>5036662
what's that got to do with fanon?
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>>5036669
> wholesome lessons
> not being overpowered and impregnated with hot male stallion seed
Do you even MLPG?
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>>5036630
>"Why don't you like being touched? What's wrong with you? I heard people get like that because they were molested when they were younger. Were you molested?"
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>>5036646
All the object ponies becoming canon.
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>>5036631
>assistant
I would cry from laughter
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>>5036651

>every cartoon has a polar opposite away from them and tangentially related ones near them
>every cartoon has a place where travel amongst these planes are possible
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How would you make Fluttershy feel like she isn't worthless?
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>>5036651
>You can link Keven Bacon to Equestria.
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>>5036676
It's my headcanon/fanon that Starswirl didn't actually die, but instead transferred his consciousness into his library and rules over it and animates books for his amusement and the education of select few ponies. Celestia and Luna were two of them, and were there when he ensorcelled himself into it.
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>>5036685
Practice glaring. That sort of prying is when you make use of it. And I'm talkin' the sort of glare that singes the target's eyebrows.

Seriously that's insensitive as fuck, who are you hanging out with
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>>5036714

I just like the fact that the starswirl toy is a pretty mare
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Which pony has the best ass, barring Applejack?
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>>5036688
>Chubby fetish
Disgusting.
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>>5036601
>>5036623
it don't have the lil changeling though

but foreworned, expect a crystal pony update
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>>5036702
give her a hug
and remind her of all that she's done
and how much she means to her friends
and me...
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>>5036670
>"Hey Marker! Wanna go hang out a the lake with us?"
>"N-no, thats ok. I think I'm just going to stay inside today."
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>>5036688
God I don't care if she has pigface, I'd throw her down, making her drop that ice cream, and fuck her right then and there. You have no idea.
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>>5036682
I would actually be a little mad if they included THAT in the show, because then all the bronies would pick up on it and we would be welcomed into their fold. Hell, even Ponychan might lift its wall...
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>>5036728
Rarity
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>I got someone hooked on "I'll Make a Man Out of You"
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>>5036714
>I'd be upset if the show contradicted my retarded headcanon

well that's not really the question, dumbass
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>>5036688
I do too

But she needs to be all the say human or all the way pony
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>>5036731
As one longterm fag to another, you'd better step the fuck off, GG. Not everyone's Ross.
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>>5036704
I found out you can find the number of degrees of separation from Kevin Bacon by going to google and typing "Bacon number [actor]"
It's built into the site
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>>5036728
Apple Bloom, once she grows up
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>>5036728
6 Mane? Flutterbutter.
Everyone? What kind of question is that?
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>>5036704
Kevin bacon -> Crazy Stupid Love (2011) ->Marisa Tomei->Wild Thornberrys Movie-> Tara Strong -> Twilight ->Equestria

Dont you dare talk like that
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>>5036755
Sweetie Belle's would be nicer
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>>5036702
>rape
>>
CANON TIER
>Season 1
>Whatever Faust says
SUB-CANON TIER
>Season 2
>The comic
FANON TIER
>Fanart
>Fan series
>Fan speculation
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>>5036702
I'd use her as a table to hold my drink

See, now she serves a function. Hurray!
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>>5036696
[1]
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>>5036564
Plz respond
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>>5036753
I think the joke is that GG has an obvious chubby fetish himself.
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>>5036763
>SUB-CANON TIER
>Season 2
this is more brony than brony
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>>5036760
>needing more than 2 degrees
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>>5036771

>ponies in gummy ships
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>>5036747
Fuck, I was just thinking about that song

brb going to go watch it
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>>5036747
I really want to adopt an emotionally detached Scootaloo and make her express her emotions

Just in time for her to become a teenager and hate me for a decade
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>>5036543
Twilight nodded. She closed her eyes, waiting for the inevitable storm.

Instead, she felt somepony nuzzle her. "Twi, you saved us from what Discord turned us into. Nothin' you done could be worse'n what he did to us."

"You really mean that?" asked Twilight.

Pinkie grabbed her in a big hug. "Well of course we mean that!"

The others followed suit, and soon everyone but Rainbow Dash was in a big group hug. She landed, and stamped a hoof. "Enough chit-chat. How long does it take to fix?"

Twilight's smile disappeared. "I haven't found a cure. I think it's permanent."

"Great!" said Rainbow Dash. "The Wonderbolts psych evaluation is next week, Twilight. I gotta be at the top of my game before then."

"Says the pony who originally wanted t' crash the airshow at th' Gala," muttered Applejack.

Rainbow stuck out her tongue.
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>>5036760
>>5036781
Kevin Bacon is God
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>>5036714
Funny. I think he found a way to become a lich. He knew he would never live long enough to finish his library to the size he knew it could be, so he found a way around it.
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>>5036763
>Subcanon
>Season 2
>The actual show
>Not canon

50/10 made me respond
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>>5036775
Seriously? How come I've never seen GG draw any chubby girls then?
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>>5036724
I like that he is basically confirmed to be pony Merlin.
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>>5036832
>Gillou
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>>5036832
You haven't been watching

by which I mean come on stop obviously baiting people into posting gillou or what have you
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What are you working on for Halloween /co/?in detail
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>>5036841

I'd like to see someone draw Twilight falling through starswirl's roof as he's making tea for both of them.
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>>5036763
why is the show not canon?
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>>5036848
A big bowl of strong punch for me and my friends
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>>5036848
this is not /co/
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>>5036848
Im drawing the mane 6 in Justice league costumes and after which draw them again in avengers costume
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>>5036848
Nothing
I'm Australian
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You'll never be cool.
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Why is she so perfect /co/
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>>5036848
Nothing at all

I used to love halloween but now I'm just not really up for it anymore. If I wanna wear a costume I guess I could do cosplay...
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>>5036862
Because bronies don't like a cartoon being silly.
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>>5036865
>This is why Ross hates him like the heat of the sun.
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>>5036848
Solaire.
Yes the sun has a yaranaika.
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>>5036869
We can pretend can't we?
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>>5036848
We dont have halloween here
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Time for bed

all of you
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>>5036848
I'll probably work the closing shift at my shitty job
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>>5036876
Because she is not Rarity.
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>>5036903
but its morning here
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>>5036903
The fuck is this.
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>>5036876
but that isn't squeakyhorn
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>>5036903
Only if you sing me the song.
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>>5036921
Death.
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>>5036929
Don't you mean marshmallow song
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>>5036903
But I'm not tiiireeed!

Fluttershy, please read me a story!
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>>5036714
>>5036826
I like to think that Starswirl just repackaged and recompiled all magical knowledge up to his time in an approachable, refreshing and modern take that didn't assume its audience was a narrow subset of students that should be "talked down to" or limited in scope and approach. Starswirl knew that there were many different ways to be a magician. It resonated with people in and outside of the wizard community that it was never intended for.

That all went down the drain after he stopped editing the series after the second volume, and his rabid readership started treating his work as some kind of "holy text" of dictates and social change, forcing all of their friends to read it even though it wasn't really their thing and wearing belled hats and fake beards to public meetups, singing made-up songs and fawning over each other more than actually studying and practicing the precepts of Starswirl's writing, glazing over it with their personal interpretations, vendettas, and agendas of social progression.
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>>5036938
Only one horse gets to be song horse
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>>5036938
Don't you mean the ugly one
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlYK8GJDkH4

What kind of toilet paper tube do they use for the voices on FiM?
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>>5036953
Thats fun horse, not song horse
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>>5036953

>preferring ponk over superior song horse
>>
I'm not saying the cartoonier S2 was worse than S1. I find it more masculine in its humor and character interactions, and less gentle. But people change, and friendships change, and my heart is still in that first era, the first year of their friendship.
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>>5036929
you like her?
what if she liked you too?
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>>5036848

I am literally going to go dressed as myself.

And risk wearing an antique coat.
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>>5036969
>autism
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>>5036966
>Not putting Padonkaponk above all others
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>>5036953
But Pinkie is a terrible singer. It's canon
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>>5036970
>crabwalking chaise longue

What the fuck.
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>>5036952
Hue
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>>5036848
You know, I have an idea. Something truly frightening, gruesome and will make everyone react

What if I went as a brony?
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>>5036984
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>>5036996
Do you one better. Go as Little Miss Jay
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>>5036952
Lauren pls.
pls.
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>>5036984
She's quite on-key, just inappropriate.

And if there's one thing >autism knows, it's being inappropriate.
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>>5036969
>more masculine

The only change is that they ditched the E/I, that means that they're able to get away with the humour they wanted in the first season.
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>>5036984
And her talking is annoying

And she's ugly too
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>>5037004
Bring Hawaiin punch!
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>>5036996
>make everyone react
If by "react" you mean avoid eye contact and general conversation
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>>5036994
>Hue

This says everything.
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>>5036996
>fedora
>cargo shorts
>20%cooler in 10 seconds flat shirt
>fingerless gloves
>socks
>sandles
>CMC cape

That could actually be kind of a funny costume.
depending on the situation you'd wear it in, of course
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>Check /co/
>Suddenly spot a GG Monster Girls thread

>>>/co/41694158
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>>5036969
Oh they are less gentle in S2. Dash might be a bit of a cunt at times but god dang it when the writers hate her in S2 with most of the shit she went through. 2 hospital visit and being mock by your friends about being a hero at one point. She never really catch a break.
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>>5037008

>each season goes up one television rating
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>>5036302

Faust answered that one on her DA. She gave the dragon test specifically for Twilight because she wanted to test her powers or some crap. No one else got a dragon.
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>>5036953
>Pinkie is the song highlander.
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>>5036848
Guys I meant pone related
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>>5036886
Nope this is /mlp/ post plot and talk about mare vagina
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>>5037006
>you will never have an intimate relationship with autistic Pinkie Pie
>she will never initiate sex at extremely inconvenient or inappropriate moments
>she will never reel away or just flat out not respond to your touch when you initiate
>like a normal girl, really
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>>5037023
Maybe even put on some weight for it
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>>5037023
>Wear it.
>Go trick or treating in the ghetto.
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>>5036952
I don't ge

oh

OH

YOU CHEEKY MOTHERFUCKER
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>>5037033
>season 12
>The Dragon Pony marriage bill is a lot more graphic than anyone expected
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>>5037034
>"I got a rock."
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>>5037034
I liked our earliest fanon after that episode better, that they'd had that egg for years and no student had ever been able to crack it. The real test was their reaction to their failure, as a psych eval before being admitted. Nobody expected anyone to ever crack it, but Twilight proved them wrong.
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>>5037023
>Pillow undershirt
>rubber fat mask
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>>5037060

>they have to invent new ratings specifically for the show
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>>5037046
>plot
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>>5037056
Is he making a religion joke, or am I crazy?
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>>5037034
Each student is tested with a unique challenge specially made for them and only them
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>>5037046
>plot

The guy who came up with that better feel bad
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>>5037074
Oh, and a fake beard applied a few inches too low, if you know what I mean.
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>>5037073

>I liked our earliest fanon after that episode better
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>>5037079
>My little pony: Friendship is magic Season 8 is the first known instance of Ultraporn
>>
>you will never have a filly that looks up to you
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>>5037046
Did someone say post Plott?
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>>5037079

>you must be 65 or older to legally view season 12 of MLP
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>>5037083
He's talking about the show

THE SHOW
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>>5037094
What kind of reaction is that?
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>>5037083
He's talking about the rise of the bronies after Faust left the show.

Huh. Bronies are like a religion.

That's not good...
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>>5037027
>One dude gets mad at him because he visits MLPG.
>Everyone jumps on him because he also noted that he is black.
Oh god.
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>>5037073
So Spike is a stranger in a strange land and a strange time
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>>5037083
Replace starswirl for lauren
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>>5037089
maybe your drawings are bad because u suk
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>>5037102
>still considered a little girls show and all the other seniors mock them for watching it
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>>5037083
He's referencing the relationship between Lauren Faust's vision for FiM, the show itself, and the Bronies.
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>>5037129
Oh. Well fuck, that's very biblical.
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>>5037115
When this week is over we may even have a NYCCene creed.
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>>5037089

The popular artist has been at it for years and has built up a fanbase, that's why. Don't let it get to you. Do you think Weaver got his fans over night?
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>>5037089
>Pendleton War.png
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>>5037027
Oh god who the fuck cares? It's one of the GG fanboys shitposting on /co/.
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>>5037106
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>>5037098
STOP MAKING FUN OF MY HEIGHT YOU ASSHOLE
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>>5037146
Ouch! Okay, good night.
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>>5037118
>>5037073
>dragons take hundreds of years to mature even to the degree of the DQ teens
>Dragon breeding cycles are roughly lined up so that hatchlings are roughly the same age
>there can be upwards of 600 years between each breeding cycle
>Spike was hatched right in the middle of the current one
>There are no other baby dragons, anywhere
>And there wont be for a very, very long time
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>>5037117
>Because he's black
>/co/ being racist
>/co/
>racist
>not the only non racist board on the site

What kind of horrible future is this?
>>
TRUST ME AND WE WILL ESCAPE FROM THE CITY
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>>5037117

>Was that guy
>Was just listing everything I knew about him
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>>5037160
>The Pendleton War
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>>5037027

>weaver is not black. he's a white kid who hasn't had to work in about 8 years. he uses his fans for money and any "problems" he's had are of his own doing. he's loved off of the generosity and pity of others for a long time.

Is this true? No real work for 8 years?
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>>5037171
Geez
So short tempered
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>>5037180
No no, /co/ was shitting all over the hateanon because he had listed being black as a reason fro not liking GG.
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>>5037180
No, the one hater on GG mentioned on the list of why the rest of co should hate him was basically
>He visits MLPG
>He spazzes out.
>Hes black.
And the rest of /co/ stopped and looked at him like he just talked in tongues.
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>shading Pinkie's hair properly

kill me
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>>5037204
Well he is from America.

But no, it's been a few years.
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>>5037209
Mabel, pls
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>>5037143
Oh god

What if the bronies

Guys, what if they have an Inquisition?
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>>5037170
i miss this artist. hes moved onto other things ;_;
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>>5037177
>these feels
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>>5037221
Cover it in chocolate.
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>>5037210
>>5037211
Yeah, just read the thread, had me panicking there.
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>>5037211
I mean, is that a bad thing? If someone says "you should hate him because he's black", him getting incredulous looks seems like an appropriate response.
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>>5037209
Come on dude lay off him a tiny bit
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goodnight MLPG
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>>5037230
>Brony inquisition
>in America, they would suffer the same fate as just about anyone who breaks and enters a person's home
If not dealt with by the inhabitants, the police would round them up.
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>>5037221
>Drawing every curl

Why would you do this?
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>>5037230
How would that even work?
>"Sign the confession that Applejack is best pony, and the torture can stop"
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>>5037256
Fuck off retard.
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>no, you don't understand. he's lied and stolen to get what he wants.
>His fans giving him money isn't an issue, that's fine. His fans giving him money on false pretenses is what bothers me.
Is this guy for real? I wouldn't give GG a penny but wow.
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>>5037221
>>5037235
>You will never spend a quiet evening with Pinkie, brushing her thick pink mane
>You get frustrated, tying to fight against the billowing curls. Pinkie doesnt seem to notice
>Eventually you give up and just cover it in chocolate
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>>5037230
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>>5037256
G'nite g'non.
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>>5037280
And now I'm going to bed thinking on this, thanks anon.
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>>5037268

>being this analflustered
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>>5037257

>implying they wouldn't be the police
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>>5037280
>this isn't working
>fuck, I swear she didn't have this much hair a minute ago
>shit, it ate the brush
>sigh
>SIGH
>I'll get the chocolate

Why is this so funny?
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>>5037257
The key word being round

As in "The police had to use the jaws of life to unwedge his round body from the door frame"
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>>5037234
>Spike will never get to dragon second base
Shame too; I hear draconic second base is like ten mare homeruns
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Holy fuck I love Crystal Pony architecture.
Buildings made of giant crystals are rad as hell.
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>>5037230
>>5037257

Ponychan has already attempted to excommunicate those it deems unworthy, at least from its own compound. The tumblr r34 cummunity seeks to insinuate itself into mainstream bronydom, if not by brute force then by the latent corruption their practices embody and nurture. EQD turns a blind eye towards these lurking problems, responsible for and at the same time unable to act fairly on them.

Open your eyes, my friends. We've been blind for too long, and now we stand on the edge of an abyss. It's almost too late, the fandom burns down around your ears and you do nothing. You wait for them to save you? I promise you, you will learn to fear the manchildren. They're among us, hidden in plain sight, and their masters mold the way we think.
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did someone say "cover pinkie in chocolate"?
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>>5037322
oh god she's melting
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>>5037318
>Spike can only ever go after MILFs
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>>5037322
Nice work.
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>>5037335
Looks like a candidate for the goo pony simulator
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>>5037318
Maybe if he's lucky he'll get a touchdown
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>>5037322
Crystals would be terrible building material
A tiny tremor and half the city would fall down

I hope the Equestrian building inspector straightens them out
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anyone have any requests?
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>>5037338
Are goo pony and crystal pony diametrically opposed?
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>>5037322
Make me wonder, if they slept for a 1000 years, does that make them have less of a technological advantages compare to the ponies of today or they are just the same for a 1000 years?

Also, its cute. She is such a cute pony.
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>>5037280
>quiet evening with Pinkie
Impossible You'll spend most of the evening chasing her around the house, trying to get her to stand still for at least five seconds so you can brush her.

Eventually you'll give up and go to bed. Then Pinkie will douse you in a bucket of chocolate while you sleep
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>>5037322
>The roads are made out of smooth glass.
>Deer can't set hoof in the kingdom.
>It was a damn good defense back in the day.
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>>5037333
>the fandom burns down around your ears and you do nothing.

He's right.

Lets have a party!
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>>5037322

They're mostly just crystal versions of regular pony buildings, but I do enjoy where they differ.
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>>5037347
SPIKE 32 - PHOENIXES ded
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>>5037346
>GG accidentally uses lava.
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>>5037364
Bambi pls
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>>5037354
Goo ponies are crystal ponies who have given into their lusts and fallen to the dark side
Also they like art
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and now we're talking about bases too
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>>5037335

GG, /co/ is talking about you:
>>>/co/41694158
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>>5037333
>The fandom burns

Quick everyone! Grab the fiddles!
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>>5037353
fuck off with your fucking pancakes you goddamn pancakefag jesus christ everyday it's just pancakes pancakes pancakes pancakes christ fuck
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>>5037340
It's a trying burden, but one Spike bears for the greater good
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>>5037386
>/co/
>implying it's not some faggot from here
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>>5037364
too bad all the deer are gone

None of the ponies understand why it's called Whitetail woods
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>>5037322
>>5037360
>Mane 6 visit the Crystal Empire for the first time
>Caught up in aww of all the fantastic architecture
>Spike, being young, yawns bored and leans against a wall
>His hard scale hits the EXACT worst fractal weak point, sending a fissure up the building
>An entire block is demolished in an instant
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>>5037364

>somebody throws a rock
>society crumbles, return to pre-industrial living standards
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>>5037396
It's either that, or rob the cradle. He'll have no choice, eventually.
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>tfw no gf
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>>5037361
You know, I like hanging out with Pinkie and being close

But does everything have to end with us being covered in chocolate?
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>>5037386
That's awesome
I'm glad people can have a big angry argument about me and talk about how I am a scumbag and a thief and a rapist without even having to do anything anymore

It is a really nice feeling and it makes me feel good and I'm glad
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>>5037352

Dude, did you forget MMDW? They have no idea what they're doing. It's probably only magic that keeps their entire society from crumbing around them.
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>>5037385
Yet sex is somehow always at the core of whatever topic springs up
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>>5037335
>>5037386

GG draw Seth using his Tanden Engine on Dash.
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>>5037404
she's crying, anon
what are you going to do to comfort her?
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>>5037419
Or he could have sex with ponies.
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>>5037404
They were killed off 1000 years ago by luna
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>>5037434
/mu/ pls
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>>5037448
>rape
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>>5037448
...Let her smell me?
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>>5037385
Hehehe, if I was with her, I'd steal short stop if you know what I mean
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>>5037448
brush her mane sensually
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>>5037448
I read people like it when you respect them and give them plenty of distance when they are sad
So, I would leave her alone so she can get happy again
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>>5037437
It doesn't have to if you can cure a pony of their obssessive compulsive disorder

all ponies have OCD, and they all pour chocolate on other creatures as a result
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>>5037434

>tfw no gf
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>>5037445
>Remembers Tanden Stream
FUCK YOU SETH AND YOUR GODDAMN STOMACH WASHING MACHINE OF DEATH.
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>>5037459
This fucking image
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>>5037439
>and a rapist

That part was clearly a joke. And it's just the normal "drawfag drama/bitching" that you normally see.

Think of the bright side. /co/ with no input from any of us started talking about your monster girls. They're becoming popular. They're spreading.
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>>5037405
>It's not so much the structural loss that is bad, but the fact that the sharp shards of the falling buildings seem to rip through the citizens in the kingdom so easily that is horrible.
>They don't understand, they have never been cut before. At least the ones who are conscious think.
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>>5037475
WHEN IS NEW TWINS EPISODE?
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>>5037434
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>>5037479
>>5037445

>Seth: Become a part of me...

Why hasn't Seth been used for vore fetish?
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>>5037439
Go say hi, do a couple quick requests
I want to see what happens

Most of the people there seem to be acting reasonable, too.
The shitposting is just the standard stuff you'd expect anywhere, really.
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>>5037404
What if all the Deer didn't die, but ascended to a Deer paradise in some deer-related apocalypse?
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>>5037495
Would you be Twilight's boy friend? Even if the two of you were just doing it because you're both just so desperately lonely?
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does anyone have the sound extension? i lost mine.
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>>5037434

>tfw never had a gf
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>>5037484
I know, anon, and I appreciate the encouragement
I know it's just me being thin-skinned about it too
but years and years of this shit can really just grind you down

I regret it a lot sometimes

but let's just post ponies
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>>5037405
>>5037409
>>5037352
Is this why King Sober put them to sleep forever? They just kept wrecking buildings accidentally and hurting themselves. Maybe he'd had enough. Maybe he did the best thing for them.
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>Never really felt inspired to draw
>Until the day Apple came around
>He was everything I wanted to be and everything I saw in myself, its was an entirely religious experience
>Drawing like never before
>With Apple as my muse, nothing could go wrong
>Apple dies in an unfortunate bus accident, and as he bleeds out he grabs up Iphone 5 and deletes everything he's ever uploaded online
>No will to draw any more

Welp
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>>5037457
>"Oi, why wont the sun go down a'readdy?"
>>
Sad tired and sick

Can I have a pony on the snoozy side to help my trouble?
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>>5037502
>Go say hi, do a couple quick requests
>I want to see what happens

If you do, just ignore the drama.

Remember whenever Megasweet comes in here? There's always a few people who bug him about his lolicon/pedophilia. But what does he do? He ignores it and does drawings. That's how you handle that shit.
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>>5037459
>google the lyrics
>"holy shit, this is decent"

Thank you based /mu/
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>>5037405
>jagged shards bounce off Spike as harmless as snowflakes
>fleeing ponies all around him are sliced to ribbons
>it's like he's suddenly been dragged into hell
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>>5037510
http://ms11.github.com/4chanSoundPlayer/
>>
First real chance to actually sit the fuck down and post on MLPG in a week. Too damn much X-COM and also work.

SO, what the fuck up, MLPG?

also
>reading top of thread
>star trek everywhere
>no mention of Picard reading transcripts of MLPG as a concept
I'm terribly dissapointed in you, MLPG.
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>>5037434
>tfw waifu
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>>5037525
Apple's dead?
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>>5037509

I would a twilight non sexually
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>>5037543
>Picard
I meant to say Patrick Stuart directly. I'm not sleeping much as of late.
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>>5037531
This one's gonna fall asleep any moment now.
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>>5037536
>he ignores it and he moves on

Except he doesn't post here anymore because we keept hassling him and calling him a pedodphile.
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>>5037549
Yeah, he died yesterday afternoon
Today one of his friends uploaded most of his works to a dropbox link in his memory
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>>5037549
>Bus accident
>Hit by a bus

No, he's not dead. It's just an in joke from last year.
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>>5037542
thank you kind sir
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>>5037543
>Picard
>Not Dickard.
>>
OK MLPG, pick a pony

Got one?

Live together, fun times forever, everything is great.....but, when the sun comes up, they turn to stone, frozen in place until dusk returns again.

Could you live with this?
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>>5037520

Just know there are normal folks who see you as a dude who does neat doodles for free, and appreciate you for that.
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>>5037521
We know from Hurricane Fluttershy that ponies have no concept of safety margins.

It takes, what 110 wingpower to raise a waterspout? So how much wingpower does it really take?

One hundred and ten, no less. That's absurd. Some pones will get fatigued, you will have collisions, dust in eyes. You need a safety margin. Don't attempt a waterspout unless you have 110 wingpower, but the actual value should be closer to 70 or 80.

It certainly explains all the building collapses and bad turns in Mare Do Well. No concept of a safety margin.
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>>5037572
yea
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>>5037572
Ehh, I sleep all day too, when I can
They just sleep like a rock
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>>5037572
>Nocturnal Fluttershy
MORE CUDDLES
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>>5037571
>A wild nigga appears!
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>>5037567
I know that, I'm just wondering if he's dead, like ded. No longer here, doesn't draw no more, ect. ect.
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>>5037543

He is perfect and there is nothing to say about him that hasn't already.
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>>5037520
That pancake has either apple bits are sprinkles. Either way, it's most likely inedible
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>>5037509
....yea
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>>5037556
>They said I could be anything
>So I took a nap
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>>5037590
Get it, 'log'
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>>5037599
>he's never had cinnamon and apple pancakes
Oh man you have no idea what you're missing.
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>>5037559
>Except he doesn't post here anymore because we keept hassling him and calling him a pedodphile.

Is that the only reason?

I thought he was just brony famous now and didn't need us.
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>>5037572
Nighttime Plinko sounds fun
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>>5037581

Not to mention they have no concept of lateral loads. I bet that dam didn't have rebar in it, either.
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>>5037586
Would you cuddle with a petrified pony?

Awkwardly wrapping the blanket over their oddly spaced legs, your rough cold skin and frozen blank expression?
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>>5037509
>>5037602
Any relationship with Twilight would be void of intimacy or affection. Even if you two lived together, there'd be seperate beds

But she'd enjoy whatever intellectual stimulation you would provide.
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>>5037520
Shut up already. Nobody cares.
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>>5037621
>Apple
>Brony famous

Hahahaha
HAHAHAHAHA
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Why aren't you mourning?
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>>5037596
HES BALD
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>>5037626
okay
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>>5037353

See:

>>5037445
>GG draw Seth using his Tanden Engine on Dash.
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>>5037626
But what if Celestia told her to learn about love?
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GG you've been festering in this shithole we call home more than most people. How have you not learned to ignore shit by now?
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>>5037632
He's talking about MS, you dork.
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>>5037551
me too
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>>5037633
Richard Stallman died?
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>>5037626
So she is that really smart guy from the massive explosion idea?
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>>5037622
>Every night Pinkie goes and hides while making a scary face to spook you when you open the closet, the shower curtain, the fridge, etc
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>>5037608
>you have to salute it every day
>not that you didn't do that before
This guy gets it.
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>>5037649

YAY
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>>5037626
Unlike Fluttershy who would cling to you like a lost puppy
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>>5037633
Gary Gygax died years ago, though
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>>5037637
She'd learn to love you in a 'lights on, brief hug before going to bed in your own rooms' kind of way.

She would think that's love because that's all she saw her parents do growing up
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>>5037664
Fluttershy confirmed for best waifu
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>>5037658
I'm getting dangerously close to waifuing Panko.
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>>5037677
who's panko?
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>>5037626
>Not living with a quirky eccentric, but unbelievably brilliant Twilight
>not putting up with her bullshit because you know she's your friend, and you're hers
>not solving crimes with her analytical skills
>>
GG

I propose an experiment.

Purchase a cheap tablet. Draw ponies. HOw do they compare to your mouse drawn ponies?
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>>5037677
When ever you feel the pangs of waifufaggotry, remember the song of the ancient ishiggydiggy
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>>5037681
panka pah
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>>5037660
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>>5037675

Anon pls

My headcannon

Pls
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GG

I propose an experiment.

is it true you are black
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>>5037683
>not having to deal with her habit of keeping tobacco in your shoes
>not being driven half-insane by her screeching attempts at playing the violin late at night
>not following her out the door when "the game is afoot"
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>>5037658
>When you are playing vidia.
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>>5037683
As long as I get to be her Watson. A cold, unfeeling machine that learns what it means to be human as I travel with a pony.

>>5037687
I'd like to see his pencil skills. A scanner might be easier and cheaper to get.
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>>5037681
Pink horse, songstress, baker, partier extraordinaire
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>>5037697
I don't know who that is.
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>>5037716
>that comic
<3
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>>5037687
I've drawn with a tablet before, briefly, when someone let me borrow theirs
I don't think I have any finished works but it wasn't any different
or better

god it was years ago though
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>>5037717
After seven years of only using the mouse, I think a tablet might actually kill him
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>>5037716
>video games
>on a computer
I call bullshit
computers are for spreadsheets
video games are for consoles

you dummy
>>
Is it weird that I exclusively bread my fried goods in Panko™ bread crumbs?
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>>5037717
>Watson
>A cold, unfeeling machine
I
Uh
Wait, what.
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>>5037709
Where did this even come from
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>>5037709
If Glitter Glue is black, then how could he be a ginger and left handed?
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>>5037746
Probably from you being black
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>>5037715
>being twilight's sidekick
that would be the greatest thing ever
who cares if she doesn't see me in a romantic way? unlimited adventure awaits!
it would still hurt sometimes though
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>>5037733

Is pic related?
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>>5037675
>>5037708
Yeah, dude, those quiet bookish types are the freaks.

She probably has at least 14 dildos, two for each day of the week one for her pussy, one for her ass
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>>5037735
But what if, they combined spreadsheets and video games!?
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>>5037733
Looks more detailed than your usual stuff
Although that could easily just be that particular picture
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>>5037664
>>5037676
Fluttershy would have the terrible habit of babying you.

Everytime you head out the door, she'd remind you to take a scarf "just in case," and insist you take a packed lunch she made; crusts cut off all the sandwiches
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>>5037755
Shut up Spike
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>>5037756
yes
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>>5037746

Someone said you talked during a stream and that you sounded black.

Now I picture you as Nororu Nabaguchi from Cromartie. Afro and all.
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>>5037755

I don't save images about feels, but I would know that one.
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>>5037763
>Only up at night
>Insist you take a packed lunch

u wot m8
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>>5037760
I'm terrified of this game
I know if I ever actually start playing it I'm never going to stop.

its a good thing its p2p.
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>>5037733
>>5037756
>>5037770

Intersting. It looks more detailed.
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>>5037755
Spike


pls
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>>5037760
Then you would get EVE Onl-
*look at image*
Ya
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>>5037745
It's from a TV show. Sherlock Holmes is revived, and is hired back onto Scotland Yard because Moriarty also came back. The great granddaughter of the police chief (?) from his times assigns Watson, a robot, to help him.

As the show progresses, Watson becomes more "human" and helps to solve cases almost entirely by himself.
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>>5037773
She leaves it on a table in your room with a note.
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>>5037746
You like teal.
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>>5037774
That's until you can earn enough in game money to pay your fees monthly
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>>5037733
>>5037770
I like it, I do! If you ever have the chance to do more hand-drawn work, take it. I'd genuinely appreciate it.
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>>5037784
>You have to pick off the horse tranquilizer.
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>>5037783
Holy shit I remember watching that after the magic school bus before going to school.
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>>5037763
Every time you get into bed with her because she can't go to sleep unless she's hugging something, she gives you a condom. "Just in case."
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>>5037758

Nigga please
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>>5037760
then the resulting product would be enjoyed by a very niche audience and the experience would be more rewarding for them than for others?

i dunno i'm not a bookscience
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>>5037783
>That fucking theme song
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>>5037658
>one day Pinkie really gets you good
>you grab your chest and collapse to the floor
>Pinkie thinks you're playing around
>her smile slips away when you don't get up
>she noses you and pleads for you to wake up like a scared child
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>>5037746
>>
>>5037783

That show was retarded. I used to watch it in the morning before going to work.
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>>5037626
I like this scenario
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>>5037803
>gotcha, bitch
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>>5037803
>The doctor kicks you out after a night of bed rest.
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>>5037819
Am I the only one here who thinks Jessy's OC is shit?
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>>5037817
>wonders why you kept muttering about a "pink pie"
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>>5037791
Why? You're already together.
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>>5037783
This and Cyber Six

Golden marks of my childhood
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>>5037626
>"Hey, Anon, what are you listening to?"
>"The new Converge album"
>"Oh, what're time signatures of the track you're on?"
>"Uhhh... it's fast?"

I'm dumb. She'd hate me
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>>5037803
>she leans over your chest
>"A-Anon? Are you there? Please... please wake up
>CHESTBURSTER
Totally worth the money you payed that props pony.
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>>5037835
Mah nigger
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>>5037827
There are worse ones out there.
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>>5037845
what the fuck is that
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>>5037845
Yeah there are
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>>5037845
My eyes they hurt
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>>5037845
>i'm gonna need two guns
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>>5037845
Does anyone have the cap of that ponychan OC that was called Ember Flare or something?
The one that was a volcano?
This is the last time I'm going to mention it, I swear
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>>5037845
Indeed.
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>>5037845
Is that Luna as a candy kid?
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>>5037789
this'll be all
the thread's derailed enough as it is
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>>5037845
Also Shiney Crystal
Although I think we determined he was a piss-take IIRC
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>>5037841
I don't think they aired Cyber Six where I lived much. I only caught several episodes.

However, all of you saying this was your childhood, and the guy who mentioned seeing this before he went to work, make me feel old.

I'm 26.
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>>5037819
Jesus christ she isn't even trying to make it look like a pony anymore.
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>>5037866
Was it a flesh volcano?
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>>5037676
Whenever you're out together, she feels uncomfortable if you're not holding hands or her arm's not weaved around yours

Would you be okay with that?
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>>5037836
She'd find you cute, like a monkey in a bellhop suit.

But you'd always feel that deep, sting of inferiority whenever she tells her friends that "He makes me laugh"
>>
Did the Renne Quest archive get updated with the second half yet?
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>>5037879
The episodes are on youtube, but I don't think the quality was very good. It's been a while since I checked.
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>>5037664
If MLP were an anime I would watch the fuck out of it.
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>>5037857
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>>5037803
>knock at Twilight's door
>Pinkie dragging along a red wagon, and you in it
>she's hysterical and in tears
>"I can't fix him! I can't fix him!"
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>>5037909
If MLP were an anime it would suck.
>>
What's your favorite pone's favorite fruit?
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>>5037880
What is a Smeargle? For 500 Alex.
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>>5037890
And that's why AJ is objectively superior. If you weren't good enough for her, she'd tell you and you could either endeavor to improve yourself, or accept that and move on. She'd treat you like an equal, even and especially since the unicorns and Pegasuses probably wouldn't.
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>>5037909
>>5037915
At least Fluttershy would have huge tits.
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From the /co/ thread:
>I love weaver but he does audience participation so every character is like

>"Hi anon! How are y--"
>"Show tits"
>"What but"
>"Show tits"
>"Ok here"
>TIME PASSES...
>"Now fuck everyone you are related to"

Please adapt this.
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>>5037879

It's okay anon. I'm 25.
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>>5037916
oranges
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>>5037926
But it's true. That's nothing against GG, but his audience is awful.
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>>5037925
Remember this is a girl's show. I doubt she'd have big tits.
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>>5037932
>AJ version of that polarbear pic
I love this
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>>5037936
They're a bunch of annoying perverts, fuck GG's audience
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>>5037916
derpy loves tomatoes and potatoes
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>>5037938
Keep in mind it is ALSO an anime.
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>>5037938
>Implying Japan cares about tits
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>>5037926
That's CCC for you

>>5037932
Arguably the most successful forced meme at the time
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>>5037936
I've said it before and I'll say it again, I prefer his speed. He can deliver a good punchline quickly, and most of his humor always gets a good chuckle from me.
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>>5037915
>implying
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>>5037938
Female girls usually have a bust.

Plus the comically overly sized boob character is something a lot of shows do.
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>>5037968
>implying
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>>5037974
>implying
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>>5037936
>His audience is awful.
>4chan.
>His audience is 4chan.
>It's awful.
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>>5037979
Am I wrong?
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>>5037957
>>5037971
It would be all pantyshots and Spike gushing blood from his nose at least once an episode
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>>5037978
>implying
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>>5037997
>implying implications
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>>5037994
>The Rarity shower scene
Suddenly I wish this existed
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>>5037994
They already got the color-fill background shots with lines going across the screen
>>
Odds: fap and go to bed
Evens: consume all drugs in my possession
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>>5037987
Not at all...
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>>5037994
And that's why it'd suck, it'd be another harem waifufag /a/ moeshit show
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>>5038011
male girls suck
female guys are where it's at
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>>5037845
Better oc, she's got blades in her wings.
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>>5038001

>Rarity
>Wet
>Shower

All of my unf
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>>5038011
>Male girls

can we not have a sexual identity thread again, I already checked my privilege this morning.
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>>5038024
>watermark
10/10
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>>5038019
>not liking tomboys
>Q4 2012
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>>5037979

>Tex draws that
>Makes a new version
>Erases the old one from history
>Everyone only posts the original
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>>5038041
What's the new one?
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>>5038039
I kind of like tomboys acting secretly girly with each other
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>>5037909
Twilight - Meganekko/ Council President
RainbowDash - Tomboy
Applejack - Childhood Friend
PinkiePie - Magical Girl
Rarity - Idol Singer
Fluttershy -Shrinking Violet
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>>5038011
fucking pedo
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>>5038011
Male girls? like traps? I thought Japan liked those kind of things

An extend plot of the series would probably be Sweetie Belle and Applebloom trying to figure out Scootaloo's gender
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>>5038041
That game was terrible
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>>5038024
>watermarking a traced vector
holy shit
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>>5038041
>Not saving something the second it is posted by the artist.
>Like you are afraid it will vanish the second you right click it.
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Girls who are boys
Who like boys to be girls
Who do boys like they're girls
Who do girls like they're boys
Always should be someone you really love~
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>>5038067
>ORIGINAL LINEART DOUGHNUT STEEL!
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>>5038070
>tfw watching somebody draw your request on livestream then erase it

I'll never get that picture again...
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>>5038050
>What's the new one?

Here.

I like Marker poney a lot in it. But otherwise prefer the original.
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>>5038054
Link?
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>>5038077
>Their whiteknights get mad at someone else for tracing the same pose.
>Claim they copied it from the OC's artist.
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>>5038039
>liking boys with their dicks cut off
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>>5038024
>Midnight Estelle

pffffffffffftttttttttt
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>>5038091
>tumblr account names
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>>5038024
I want to cum inside Midnight Estelle
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>>5038101
>tomboys
>boys without dicks
>not boys with vaginae

Nigga you high
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>>5038086

What was your request?
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>>5038108
Get your fucking /mlp/ memes the fuck out of here.
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>>5038064
No, Brazil is all about traps.
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>>5038024
too edgy for me

Literally
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>>5038111
Still just a boy with no penis
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>>5038090
Now make it move...
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>>5038120
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>>5038123
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what the hell is the "My Little Pony Project"?
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>>5037971
I would play Scootaloo's [PRO] Scooter.
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>>5038124
I'm more than okay with that
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>>5038128

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>>5038128
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>>5038139
O_o whoa calm down
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>>5038136
SO HERE I AM, DOING EVERYTHING I CAN
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>>5037971
Scootaloo would have huge boobs to contrast with her tomboyish traits, and all her sports activity would make great opportunities for jiggle physics. Plus she could use them when she's being forward and smother her friends with them.
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>>5038128
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>>5038130
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>>5038138
but that defeats the entire point of having a boy
it's like a hotdog with no wiener. you can still eat it but it's not as good
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Would you forge metal with pone?
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>>5038155
Would she like her bust? Or would she find them annoying?

Would her friends be jealous of them?
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>>5038163
>Pony inspired make-up pallets

IT'S ONLY BEGINNING
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>>5038152
HOLDING ON TO WHAT I AM
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>>5038172
>not wanting to put your own hotdog in those tight little buns
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Would pinkie a pizza ramen?
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>>5038176
Like in a foundry? Fuck yeah.
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>>5038172
That analogy doesn't even make sense.
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>>5038024
This is too good.
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>>5038136
>the soundtrack is coming back to me
There's a place where everyone can be happy
It's the most beautiful place in the whole fucking world
It's made of candy canes and planes and bright red choo choo trains
And the meanest little boys and most innocent little girls...
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>>5038198
It's an analogy just go awaaaaaaaay
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>>5038128
?\
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>>5038196
>askchubbydiamond answered to your question
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>>5038200
>writing text over your fucking oc
why
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I just spent all afternoon masturbating to furry porn on Pixiv. Have I finally hit rock bottom?
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>>5038212
>pixiv
Not furry if it's Japanese.
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>>5038200
>watermarks underwater

Oh my god I'm dying here
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>>5038212
>being where we've been for years
You're just getting started
Let me tell you about your prostate, and how you can stimulate it
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>>5038181

>girls will start a trend of dye their her with the colors of the main 6's manes
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>>5038206
Tony Hawk really had the best soundtrack.
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>>5038212
Trust me, you haven't.
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>>5038224
would they be called landmarks?
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>>5038212
Not even close.
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>>5038232
amen brother
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>>5038228
It could happen~
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>>5038220
Its not very fashionable to argue semantics anon.
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>>5038247
Shut up, Rarity's ass
Why are you even talking?
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>>5038228
>highlights
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>>5038255
>Rarity's ass will never comment on your fashion
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>>5038247
That's not a butt. That's the dividing line where her legs seperate
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>>5038228
I'd love to see someone pull off two tone indigo/pink
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>>5038178
She'd be ambivalent. They cause her no end of discomfort, but she likes the glamorous image and profile they grant her. She isn't your stereotypical flat-chested athlete, she doesn't play by society's rules, and she can be as beautiful and sporty and talented as she wants to be, even if she'll never have a cutie mark. These breasts are HERS, and she alone will define what makes her special.

And by "define" I mean "find a sports bra that fits".
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>>5038253
>art theft
but that thing itself is theft of zones thing. i just... what.
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>>5038255
>Rarity's ass will never laugh at you
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>>5038253
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>>5038163
Ever get a feeling that something is much bigger than you thought it was? I just had that.
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>>5038225
Supplements, bro.
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>>5038209
>that was the user who requested the picture
>not the one who drew it
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>>5038289
Smaller!
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>>5038286
>you will never hear her say this just before going down on you
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When did all these /v/irgins migrate to /co/?
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>>5038275
>"Darling, that outfit is simply asstrocious"
>"You're certainly making a bombasstic statement with that hat"
>"My goodness, I'm simply quivering at your near style, dear!"
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>>5038308
Why do you think /mlp/ was made?
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>>5038308
For years, but when /vg/ was created and /v/ was monitor and modded with mods and janitor at the same time, the /v/tards move to /co/.
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>>5038286
Remember two years ago, anon. When we were practically the only people beyond little girls who were into this?

We helped create this mess. It's beautiful
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>>5038308
the marvel movies have introduced a new generation of 12 year olds to comics

As with all bad things, it's Joss Whedon's fault.
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>>5038311
>it absorbs energy and power from good fashion sense
>and mass
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>>5038308
Around summer 2011.

2010 was /co/'s last good year.
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>>5038329
Well I only showed up 11 months ago, but I understand where you're coming from.
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How can panka into computer she don't even have fingers.

http://news.softpedia.com/news/Pinkie-Pie-Pwns-Chrome-for-the-Second-Time-to-Get-60-000-298383.shtml
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>>5037827
No, I think so too.
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>>5038329
I wasn't a fan back then. I knew ponies were a /co/ thing and I figured that was cool, but I didn't watch it myself until a friend IRL suggested it to me.
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>>5038308
there is no /b/ /co/ /a/ /v/ /sp/ /pol/ anon we are one we are the same

except for /r/ god i hate that place
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>>5038358
>of all the college-age shitstains trying to cash in on this fandom, this is the only guy who's doing anything remotely noteworthy and of actual contribution to civilization's advancement
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I want to cum inside Sleepyhead.
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>>5038371
...Your friend doesn't come here, does he?
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>>5038343
My god, that's too much power for one ass
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>>5038358
>Panka
>Applying Logic

dont go there anon
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>>5038378
While she's sleeping?
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>>5038358
We've seen this on the show. Ponies use binary input methods.
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>>5038382
No one ass should have all that powah
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>>5038382
It's because Rainbow dash dressed in style.
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>Friendship is Magic will be canceled in your lifetime
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>>5038376
>mfw Pinkie pie was Nathan
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>>5038358
If any of the ponies were going to, it would be her
Twilight is a close second, though
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>>5038405
That day will come Anon. But it is still a date that lacks a name.
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>>5038398
The butt thickens I just count the hours
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>>5038358
>"He" didn't attend the conference himself
Confirmed for pony.
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>>5038405
The only reason they're doing a third season at all is to get syndication. There will not be a season 4.
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>>5038419
Oh god
Secret pony hackers
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>>5038421
But we will get direct to DVD movies.
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>>5038427
I warned you bro. I told you dog.
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>>5038427
Why don't they hack Ponychan?
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>>5038272
Unf, I love it so

I need to ask boron for more busty scoot
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>>5038358

So guys, what would Plinko do if she won $60,000?
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>>5038432
What can we do to protect our computers from the hacker ponies?
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I don't want to set the world on fire...
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>>5038427
were gonna investigate it
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>>5038443
We need to murder them.
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>>5038421
>Hire new writers to replace the old ones
>Making loads of new merchandise
>Practically "Hasbro likes money, so there's going to be a fourth season" at NYCC
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>>5038440
MAKE IT RAIN
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>>5038440
buy a genetically modified pony plushie
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>>5038405
>Dragonball Multiverse was just canceled in my lifetime
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>>5038440
THROW A PARTY
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how long would you last trapped between their plush, sliding cheeks?
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>>5038463
To be my IT consultant?
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>>5038473
That depends on if their marecunts are winking
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>>5038473
Before or after they work up a sweat?
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>>5038382
Which episode is that?
There's been like fifty of them, don't you fucking dare say "DYEWTS"
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>>5038472
aw ya party time
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>>5038455
>AD 2034
>MLP:FIM season 20 act 3
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http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/147520
new version of 4chan cap helper, up to v3.0 according to my Completely Arbitrary Numbering System (Patent Pending)

You can now unhide posts!
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>>5038489
I can't wait for them to release an episode that actually uses the acronym DYEWTS
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>>5038489
Sonic Rainboom
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>>5038489
Sonic rainboom I believe.
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>>5038476
it can be whatever you want it to be man
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>>5038489
DYEWTSthough?
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>>5038489
Sonic Rainboom
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>>5038501
>posting script stuff without my name
I really need to stop doing that.
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>>5038497
Can you believe people actually enjoyed season 11?
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>>5038495
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>>5038488
After; more sweat for more efficient grinding
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>>5038212
>tfw that's all I do all day
>im not even a furry
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Pinkie would be a horrible roommate
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>>5038514
The Dragon Pony marriage bill was one hell of a season finale.
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>>5038523
Talk about in sync to what I'm listening to.
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>>5038514
but that was the best season where they introduced Lana, Luna's evil twin sister twiced removed and the return of nyx and twilights cousin dawn
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>>5038528
The sex more than makes up for it.
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>>5038514
>Not enjoying based season 11

Only a pleb could hate the Dragon-Pony wedding episode
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>>5038523
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>>5038523
Time to turn it up to 11
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>>5038543
but thats season 12 anon
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>>5038507
>tiny little white collar pony
>stands on your desk
>"Don't download that, silly"
>"Are you sure that email really came from your grandson?"
>"No, you probably didn't win anything for being the 10,000th visitor"
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>>5038543
>>5038531
That was season 12, you jerks.
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>>5038548
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>>5038514
>season 11
>not season 17 when they introduced Trixies husband Sith and Nathanpony
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>>5038542
>Pinkie Pie
>having sex
For all the teasing she does, she'd reveal her purity ring before things progressed past the point of no return
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>>5038566
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>>5037871
GG can we buy you a tablet?
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>>5038575
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>>5038571
>"It's my Purity Ring! It gives me super magic powers as long as I stay a virgin. Oral doesn't count!"
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>>5038575
we dance party now
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>>5038571
>She shows you the ring
>then laughs at your expression
>then slides the thing off her little hoof and onto your dick
>can't have the fun ending too early now, can she
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>>5038584
>Pinkie is a Wizard
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>>5038586
>Her footsterps
>Its her dad with a shotgun
>*BOOM

bad end
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>>5038580
That kid got serious swag.
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>>5038497
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>>5038569
>>5038514
I can't be the only one who was fapping to pregnant Applejack?
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>>5038603
How would her dad even get into our apartment?
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>>5038603
>Dads murdering their daughter's boyfriends

Is this some sort of American thing?
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>>5038616
Especially when she told everyone.
I'M PREGANENT
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>>5038616
I was much more aroused by the actual birthing, mind you.
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hey, guys.

are you ready for Twist Quest?
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>>5038616
Keyword accepted.
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>>5038618
Kicked the door down.

He has chasity senses. He knows when he's needed.
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>>5038623
Only in the middle.
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>>5038616
>>5038627
Remember when the baby turned out to be a giant apple?

Good times
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>>5038632
Is her dad Liam Neeson?
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>>5038628
How does it work? Do I have to be a dork?
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>>5038630
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>people will never argue about you on the internet
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>>5038623
Well, mostly visible in the South.
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>>5038641
I remember the entire general's reaction

>Big Macintosh's face
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>>5038632
But he lives in the middle of bumfuck nowhere
I don't even think he owns a car
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>>5038647
I'm glad.
I want friends though
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>>5038637
America is like a Hostess Cupcake.
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Would you this handsome gentleman?
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>>5038653
He built one out of rocks
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>>5038630
She must've been dreaming. We all know she can't give birth. She'd view it as a burden anyway
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>>5038662
The pioneers used to ride those babies for miles
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>>5038644

no, but you do have to like humans.
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>>5038642
a combination of Liam Neeson and Robert DeNiro
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>>5038642
You know, with the right hat and the good ol' beard, he would be a fine choice to cosplay dear old Mr. Pie.
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>>5038661
I would play video games with him.
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>>5038647
>steak
>Gilda likes to order red meat while out with ponies, just to see their reactions
>Sometimes she tries to get them give it a try
>Sometimes they do
>and sometimes
>they like it
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>>5038674
>Robert DeNiro
Everyone's favorite video hero
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>>5038628
I love twist
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>>5038659
>Tfw only real life friends

Being a normalfag sucks
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>>5038674
>Pinkie's dad used to be in the CIA

new headcanon.
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>>5038669
>2003
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>>5038661
That kinda reminds me of a friend I had back when I was a kid. oh god no I wouldn't
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>>5038659
>Friends

ew, gross.
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>>5038670
>used to ride those babies for miles
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>>5038684
>not having fapped to mlp pre fim
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>>5038684
Oh motherfuck! Why did you have to show me that!
>>
>>5038669
>doug winger

I know that name

he's like some ancient evil long forgotten to the mists of time
>>
>>5038704
Don't say his name or you'll summon him
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>>5038704
I wonder if he's dead.
>>
>>5038669
>there's a good chance this guy is a brony right now
>>
>>5038628
...fuck it, I'll get 3 hours of sleep. BRING IT ON!
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>>5038704
He still draws, I think
I'm not really a fan
The subject matter appeals to me, but his style is atrocious for fapping
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>>5038704
Just looked him up, this is him.
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>>5038728
He looks like someone's crazy uncle
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>>5038679
>Ponies for the longest time did not know what the new restaurant was serving in Canterlot.
>Not that they cared, it had to be great to be served in Canterlot.
>Overpriced, snooty, and rude.
>They loved it.
>The gryphon owner at first hated that he lost that bet and had to do something impossible or his tribe would not let him back.
>Now, he makes enough money to BUY his own tribe.
>And all he has to do is make damn good steaks.
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>>5038669
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>>5038704

Winger is equatable to Pumpkinhead.

when no other type of revenge will do, you summon Winger to create art of his favorite character. but, of course, he inevitably takes it too far, and at the end, YOU become the new Winger.
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>Pinkie will never tell you to close your eyes and hold out your hands
>she will never slap a Happy Helmet on you
>you will never struggle in vain as she giggles and slowly turns up the setting
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>>5038704
He's the reason I have so many of my terrible fetishes.

Stumbling across his VCL archive as an impressionable youth warped me forever.
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>>5038727
I'd pay to see him draw Acid

You know you'd like to see it too
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>>5038704
Its coming back to me now all those gadget porn
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>>5038728
Oh god, he's like a real life Snails
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>>5038741
God, I wonder what his reaction to all of this is.

"I was doing it before it was cool, you freaks"

I bet he'd fit in here. I bet he is here.
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>>5038668
>Sterile dash
unf?
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>>5038749
we may just be niggas
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>>5038714
>>5038704
Did someone say tasteful puns and average-sized dicks?
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>>5038748
>Knows how it ends.
So worth it.
Pinkie butt scooting on the floor.
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>>5038767
>not Grunkle Stan
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>>5038741
He's like the father of Braeburned
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>>5038778
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>>5038749
Hah, I literally just opened that site, out of nostalgia
Some of his porn is ugly as sin.
I don't remember any of this looking this bad
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>>5038769
>she never, ever lets you wear a condom
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>>5038728
>tfw you have the same glasses
Time to shave my mustache off.
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>>5038768
>Winger in MLPG

If it weren't for the guy being like sixty, I wouldn't be surprised in the least.

He probably just things of us ponyfags and the bronies as "those damn kids"
>>
>>5038750
...
fuck...
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>>5038798
>people who don't wear prescription aviators
>>
>>5038750
...
shit...
>>
>>5038798
>>5038803
>Wearing grandpa glasses
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>>5038796
>implying I'd opt to wear one
>...okay, maybe I'd pretend to want to wear one just to see her beg me to take it off and cum inside of her
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>>5038796
>Yet no matter how many times, with however many partners, it never reads positive
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>>5038799
>those damn kids
>not those whippersnappers
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>>5038802
>>5038810
It's right up his alley.
>>
>>5038768
He straight up laughs at ross
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>>5038814
>She slapped the last doctor.
>Stupid men.
>They always lie anyways...
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>>5038793
oh god, I forgot about all the new pronouns
>>
>>5038828
>>5038768
>>5038799
>>5038824
Let's send him an invitation.
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>>5038826
so how do we do this? we mail him money or start a kickstarter?
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>>5038726

alright.

now, according to this cap i have saved, last we left off, you'd just kissed her on her porch after dinner at your place. i'm not entirely sure that's actually the last thing i wrote, but since i can't remember or prove otherwise, let's go with that.

you roll over in bed and look at the clock: it's noon. though you hadn't made any plans to hang out with Twist today, you could call her, or just go over and be spontaneous.

what do you do?
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>>5038841
>>5038842
Combine these ideas.
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>>5038836
>Sie
>Hir

Remember when only furries used that shit?
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>>5038802
>>5038810
Clones please...
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>>5038849
Spontaneous.
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>>5038849
call her
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>>5038777
Pinkie straps on a new toy she invented
you grab fists full of the carpet and grind your teeth
forced to take it all with a painfully wide grin
tears of pain roll silently down your reddening cheeks
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>>5038813
>she doesn't let you cum inside her either
>you do anyway, every time
>every time she barely notices after cumming so hard that she passes out
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>>5038862
...unf?
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>>5038862
Oh god I hope she likes doing it, I want nothing more than to be Panka's mare.
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>>5038749
What a coincidence. Although for me it took a long time before most of it really soaked in and I became the utterly reprehensible human being I am today.
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>>5038849
spontaneous
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>>5038849
>Some teen shit is going on.
Oh fuck... Snarky you madman!
You might encourage the others to start again...
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>>5038829
I actually feel like making a short fic about this.
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>>5038829
>Dash becomes a creature of legend
>a deranged mare who visits stallions at night to feed on their "lifeforce"
>victims are left with a pulled groin and ricocheting back pains
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>>5038841
>inviting the most famous of ancient of deviant furry porn artists to one of the most perverted threads on 4chan

My body could never be ready for that level of incredible shit
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>>5038749
I discovered my cum inflation fetish with one of his drawings... Good times, good times...
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Hey, Snarky, how big are Twist's tits in this quest?
This is important.
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>>5038886
All of 4chan would spiral into furry hyper/inflation fetishism
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>>5038889
Normal you sick fuck.
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>>5038728
Does he look like Robert Crumb to anyone else?
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>>5038889
now that is just way too big
b cup is best cup
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>>5038889
normal
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>>5038906
Uh! You're right, he does.
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>>5038886
It'll be just like when those guys decided to raid /b/ with ponies.
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>>5038886
Right, so how to do that?
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>>5038898
>>5038903
>>5038908
>>5038910
I like you people
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>>5038908
>now that is just way too big

I don't think they're way too big ENOUGH.
>>
Who's a silly pony?
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>>5038868
>is she really unconscious?
>i should cum inside her a few more times to make sure
>>
ded
>>
>>5038886
>Moot watches it all.
>He slowly starts to laugh as the number of people purchasing his passes skyrockets.
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>>5038860
>>5038861

well, that's inconvenient. flip of a coin says spontaneous.

you hop in the shower, throw on some clothes, and jump in the car. weaving through red lights, you make great time, and before too long you find yourself pulling up outside her house.

you knock on the door, and Rex answers, a gap-toothed grin looming out of a beard. "who is it, Uncle Rex?", Twist's voice echoes down the hallway.

he laughs. "uh. it's your boyfriend." for a second, you hear nothing, then her tromping down the hall.

"i don't have a boyfr-- oh!" she rounds the corner and sees you, and shuffles awkwardly. "could you, um, go away, please, Rex?" he leaves. "so, do you wanna... come inside, or what?"

you could come inside, or you could ask her what she wants to do, or you could probably just take her off to do something. what do you do?
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>>5038898
Oh god.

>that feel when the main 6 visit Mall
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>>5038937
>4chan enters a new golden age
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>>5038930
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>>5038937
>It spills into the surrounding sites
>Reddit 9fag Tumblr Facebook
>the world will never be the same again
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>>5038927
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>>5038947
>Twist asking if I want to come inside
>Mind already went there

DROP SPAGHETTI
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>>5038952
what the fuck am I looking at
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>>5038947
ask her
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>>5038957
What ever happened to the Daily Dose copypasta.
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>>5038964
>filename
"He's dead."
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>>5038964
Friendship
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>>5038980
the youtube clip? it's still around
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>>5038980
Which one?
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>>5038955
>Politicians campaign based on fetishes
>Money is redesigned with furry porn instead of presidents
>The current president commissions a mural of his fursona on the whitehouse
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>>5038972
That's a terrible idea.

I've been told that The lady should never decide what to do for the night unless she really has an opinion!
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>>5039002
I know Galo Sengen. But there used to b a whole wall of links that got posted a few times a week.
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>>5038991
"...Huh."
>>
>found Winger art supposedly made in 2012
So I guess he is still around
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>>5039006
>Naylor becomes president.
>>
>>5039009
but its morning
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>>5039012
I miss Move your dead bones
>>
>>5039006
>Doug Winger and Moot are national treasures
>>
>>5038947
Go inside. of course.
>>
>>5039006
>>5039018
>Renard's music is played at the end of the election
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>>5039012
HEYEAYEAYEAYEAAAA still gets posted.
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>>5039030
>Renard's music is the national anthem
>>
>>5039014
Lanky: "I'll fuckin take it!"
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>>5039015
That reminds me. Yep, f.a.e's still dead.

A pity too, since the sekrit site grew all those tumbleweeds.
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>>5039021
>>5039021
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BnOUOkcr9c
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>>5039018
Naylor could never become president. He embodies terrible family values and would be going behind on his constituency's back to have illicit deals with endowed individuals and corporations.

...Actually, that's exactly why he'd be president. FUCK
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>>5039035
>America goes through another boom like it did in the 1800's
>All the other countries can't fathom
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>>5039021
>>5039040
There is a skeleton inside you right now
>>
>>5039038
Why does FAE sound familiar?
>>
>>5039050
>NTR becomes mandatory and traps receive tax breaks
>>
>>5039035
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcjso2HmQqo
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>>5039054
>All the other countries follow suit
>1st furry war erupts
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>>5039066
fur.artwork.erotica
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>>5038972

she seems relieved to get you out of the house, probably for fear that Rex will make her drop any more spaghetti. "well, i was gonna go to the bookstore and see what they had. or we could probably go see a movie. i guess there's not really much else to do in this town, huh?"

what she neglected to mention was that you could also go for a walk, or get some lunch.

or, if you choose to be a dick, you could change your mind and stay inside and watch Rex embarrass her more.

which of those four things sounds best? what do you do?
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>>5039054
>entire economy revitalized
>manufacturing kicks into overdrive
>high quality goods, dirt cheap
>all the other countries start importing
>its not so bad really
>the fact that the "made in the USA" stamp is a huge watermark can be kind of annoying
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>>5039075
What's this? Usenet group?
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>>5039072
>America tries to win every Olympic game to that can play.
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>>5039085
bookstore
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>>5039073
>It's fought on the Internet via WOW
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>>5039075
Well that's weird, Usenet is before my time
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>>5039075
I never used Usenet. How do you even access it?
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>>5039102
my sides
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>>5039090
>China tries to remove watermark.
>White knights, EVEERYWHERE
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>>5039102
>no one actually fights
>just erps in goldshire
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>in the future, people will have to go to SkinAffinity to get normal porn
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>>5039073
>All dead
>Jews survive
>With all the cash
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>>5039072
Damn, it's like he always uses the same drumset.
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>>5039085
Bookstore, then someplace quiet to read it together. Whitetail?
>>
we ded?
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>>5039119
>Feathermoon is packed the ehole time.
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>>5039131
>Their cash is useless in an era a hyperfurry porn fuelled anarchy
>This is how the world ends
>>
>>5039040
Goddammit fuck
I just started listening to the third loop of this song
This always happens
>>
new horse when
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>>5039146
just how much are you filtering?
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>>5039159
>tfw filtering "mous"
>>
>Can't get a weapon for shit to update my level 6 gun in ShooterPlace2.
>Use key.
>Two guns I don't need.
Fuck you gearbox.
I am going to use the fuck out of them, but fuck you.
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>>5039149
Are you my Feathermoon nigga?
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>>5039149

>world peace is created as other countries get together to form guilds to do raids
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>>5039123
>normal porn is banned in the future
and to think this all stated because of us...glorious
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>>5039169
>using your key
>laughing fillies.jpg

Seriously, though, the weapon turnaround is insanely fast in both games. Don't be shy about changing your weapon types constantly early on, you'll need the damage boosts until you start getting good rewards and drops in the teens.
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>>5039178
BUT IT WONT UNTIL WE GET DOUG WINGER IN HERE
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>>5039178
>furry artist becomes the number one aspired to career choice
>crying astronauts
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>>5039178
And thus My Little Pony brought about the end of civilisation.
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>>5039092
Yes. It's where Doug posts most reliably, at least as far as I know.

But like I said it's ded now.
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>>5039169
There's an exploit to get infinite keys.
http://borderlands.wikia.com/wiki/Golden_Key
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>>5039194
>furry artist
>not professional furry cosplayers
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>>5039170
I used to play on Gerymane...
And kill people in a bright, festive pink dress.
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>>5039194
There's a comic like this, some kid sees a fast food fry cook, through his whole life he wants to be a fry cook, it ends with him as a sad astronaut.
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>>5039206
>tfw PC.
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>>5039144
>>5039097

she smiles and flicks a strand of hair out of her face. "alright. take your car?"

you agree, and the two of you get in and drive to the bookstore. as soon as she gets inside the door, she makes a beeline for the comics section, and immediately pulls a handful of TBP's. "i never buy comics if i haven't bought them by issue", she explains when she notices your quizzical glance.

she sits crosslegged on the ground, pouring over her book. she pats the ground next to her, indicating that you should sit down next to her.

do you? and if you do, do you want to pull a book to read? if you do, do you want to pull a Marvel, DC, or indie book?

now comes my needless /co/ self-indulgence
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>>5039229
Indie, because we're 2D4U
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>>5039225
Did you not read the link?
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>>5039186
I had a level 8 weapon and was getting ready to rescue Roland.
And bandits were getting tired of me tickling them to death.
Even my Deathtrap was getting sick of my shit.
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>>5039229
Indie because hipster
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>>5039225
>profile.bin hack
We're all PC gamers here
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>>5039229
Which TPBs did she get?
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>>5039229
Pull out Lolita
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>>5039229
None.
I pull out a Vonnegut book.
Good day to you, sir.
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>>5039217
In retrospect, joining an RP server was a bad idea, but I learned something in the end. I didn't realize what terrible people RPers really were until then. Tabletop only from now on.
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>>5039276

>thinking an rp server would be good in the first place
>>
Nuveaux cheval si vous plait.
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>>5039286
It was that or Yahoo chat rooms.
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>>5039249
B-but I don't want to do bad things...
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>>5039286
>start playing WoW in vanilla
>go PvP like a Real Man
>server is hostile and full of assholes
>try out an RP server in a moment of weakness
>everyone's nice
>no obnoxious douchebags sniping your nodes
>random people willing to group up for local questing
Never looked back after that.
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>>5039298
>you wouldn't download a car
YOU TRYIN TO HACK MY CATCHARIDE NOT COOL MAN
>>
holy fuck where's the new horse?
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>>5039312>>5039312>>5039312
>>5039312
>>5039312v
>>5039312>>5039312
>>5039312>>5039312>>5039312


>>5039312>>5039312>>5039312v
vvv
v>>5039312
>>
NEW HUERSE WHRE?
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>>5039295
Va te faire foutre.
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>>5039318
you are the worst new thread maker ever
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>>5039313
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2012/10/12/myhrvold_patent_3d_printing/
>They're trying to stop us downloading cars
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>>5039307

I always to go to pve for guilds and shit, i think a pvp server would be fun. probably because dallies are so fucking boring and tedious and I need something to do.

and if anyone tried to gank me i could just pop all my cds and win because ret is terribly designed and based around cds
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>>5039253

Web of Spider-Man, Silver Surfer, and Detective Comics.

>>5039238
>>5039247

you pull a few indie books and plop down next to her. you read in silence, occasionally laughing and pointing a particular panel or joke out to each other. before very long, her head starts to dip, and eventually comes to rest on your shoulder.

and so, you keep reading until you look up and notice that it's getting dark outside. you check the time: seven o'clock! you've spent more than six hours reading comics together. you mention this to her, and she laughs. "you hungry? i think i want some food."

what do you want to do? you could go out, go to your mother's, or go back to her house and eat with Rex.
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>>5039307
>start playing WoW in vanilla
>go RP because I like storytelling
>everyone's a fucking dramaqueen and OC bullshit that doesn't fit universe at all
>watch bro while he plays on PvP server
>server full of people who know what they're doing
>no one is absorbed in petty bullshit
>resource competition is a sport, not a crime
>random people willing to group up for faction pride and ass-kicking for the fun of it (vanilla, so no Honor)
Why did I stay on the RP server after that?
>>
>>5039356
go out
>>
>>5039356
Go out, just us. Burger joint? Maybe one attached to a drive-in theatre?

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