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New MLPG
Old MLPG: >>5029776
Classy ponies time. Only the classiest allowed.
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>roogna thread
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>Classy Ponies
Lets do this
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>>5033201
you call that a plum floating in water
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Which pony would play Ogre Battle?
Which class would they like the most?
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Do you know anyone in real life who has a Gilda-like personality?
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>>5033310
I am SO ready.
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>>5033310
I FUCKING AM.
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I think ponies should battle inside giant robots.
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>>5033324
hhehe it's been to long
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>>5033310
WHEN IS NEW HORSE EPISODE?
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>>5033351
>Sparkler will never be back
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>>5033324
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>>5033374
Did you ever finish the image you posted earlier? With the flats and shit

You know, provided that's actually you
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WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?

http://imgur.com/a/AMICl
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>>5033310
My body is always ready.
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>>5033400
Stop browsing Reddit
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>>5033400
HAAH WAAW
It looks really bad
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>>5033387

finishing it right now, actually, should be able to post within the hour
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>>5033400
OH MAN.
How hard would it be to get one that was just rainbow dashes edited into that masterpiece?
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>>5033400
Because it's subtle, and has nice aesthetics.
You're just looking at the guys skin.
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>>5033404

I miss Weaver.
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>>5033421

sorry, i can't help myself
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>>5033327
>Ogre Battle
Mah nigga!
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>using torrents to legally download legal material

why do i still feel like a criminal
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>>5033400
>A tattoo artist had to spend a few hours doing this.
Sure he got paid...but that money is brony money, like blood money but covered in red sauce.
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>>5033450
Because being on 4chan is illegal, you pedophile.
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>>5033404
This is actually pretty cute.

What if the main 6 lurked and posted in the general?
How would they react?
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>>5033450
The propaganda got to you anon
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>>5033450
Well I'd imagine there would be just the tiniest bit of guilt for downloading all those horse torrents.
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>>5033445
Out

>>5033444
Did he die again?

>>5033441
I hate how raggedy that circle is. Looks unintentional, even if it is
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>>5033404
>that post about pinkie oscillating at night

Pfffft.
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>>5033464
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>>5033310
I can't even describe how excited I am.
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>>5033404
My heart melts every time. Love it when Glitter Glue does cute stuff.
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>>5033480
>/co/
;_;7
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>>5033446
So few people talk about it.
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>>5033404
THE JOKE IS SEX
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>>5033480
I kinda meant the current general.

>>5033481
GOD DOMMOT SMOL
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>>5033481
Hahaha
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>>5033510

But that isn't the joke at all
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>>5033480
Post the coke pony watching the general whilst eating ice cubes

I love that one. Yeah. I love that one good
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HERE TAKE YOUR BALLS
there from the image im just finishing working on
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>>5033510
As soon as I saw it was GG I was like "oh no sex" but then I was pleasantly surprised
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I am trippin' and dippin' doo-doo over that new clip.
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>>5033531
Great work number two!
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>>5033457

The whole spaghetti thing is really starting to wear out its welcome.
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>>5033531
This looks legit
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So i assume that Meghan McCarthy wrote the Season 3 opener since she is the head writer now.

Or do you think it was someone else?
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>>5033542

It was a breath of fresh air. Something to actually talk about for once.
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>>5033404
This image is actually really sweet, I think
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>>5033481
Season three will be great, right?
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>>5033551
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3HErOOaAfs
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>>5033552
It actually is, I can tell from the pose from earlier, rule63 Dash is railing rule63 Pinkie from behind, holding him up
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>>5033519

>tfw celestia is better than me
>tfw princess of the night
>tfw no gf
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>rose draws nudity

UNF
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>>5033506
Because people only plays FFTactics.
The last one that I knew was the one in GBA
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>>5033575
Not pony
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>>5033531

This is from that 63'd mane 6 orgy picture, right?
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>>5033565
>>5033565
It's gonna be great.
It's gonna be great.
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>>5033575
UNFx2
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>>5033565

Honestly, I think it will.

I think now that they've stopped losing people and understand what they're working with here there won't be so much weird transition with the tone of the show.
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>>5033575
Eh, she liked Tess's sloppy makeout pic he drew on tumblr so my image of her being perfectly chaste is broken
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>>5033575
>>5033590
God damn I love monsterish girls
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>>5033575
>>5033590
What is that?
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>>5033552

wait why isn't it legit

i dare you to find those balls anywhere thats not here
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>>5033551
FINE! WHAT WOULD YOU PROPOSE REPLACE IT?
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when is the day of the dead anyway?
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is pony withdrawal a thing
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>>5033572
seems legit
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>>5033582
There was that re-release for the PSP, I think. I heard that one was pretty good. They did a bit more than touching it up, though.
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>>5033603
no they always cum inside you
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>>5033589
>It turns out to only be great.
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>>5033575
>tfw now waiting for a nipple to complete the spiral
MY BALLS ARE SO BLUE
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>>5033601
Halloween
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>>5033603

Yeah, I guess. Just like any show you want to be released.
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>>5033600
Bronies laughing like Brazilians.
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>>5033589
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUKSxsxeBK4
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>>5033623
Fucking OGRE BATTLE....

How many hours of childhood did that fucking game claim?
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>>5033631
I hope that pony is okay.
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>>5033603
Yes. The general has it pretty bad. That mini injection of pony's only going to go so far. MLPG needs a full dose.
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>>5033631
>Deer have a natural distaste for fences.
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>>5033632
No the spanish one

Donde estas rustydooks?
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>>5033644
For me?
Probably over a hundred, and that was just the N64 and GBA versions.
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>>5033662
November 1st
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>>5033658
What does it feel like to have mini ponies flowing through your veins?
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>>5033662
>not die de los muertos
Do you, faggot?
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>>5033658
>MLPG is like a crack head, and has been twitching like crazy for the past few months.
>This latest update and clip is Hasbro giving us half a dime bag just to pull us back in, wanting more.
Offering to suck its dick.
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Go to sleep.
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>>5033631
gguuuaaaaaaAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
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>>5033575
>>5033590
Why bring it here?

Can't you stalk her enough on tumblr?
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>>5033664
>tfw I remember playing it on SNES... and Tactics Ogre on the original Playstation... and Ogre Battle 64...
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Here, some leaked offical comic pages.
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>>5033693
>Tell a crystal pony to go to sleep.
>"But i'm too tiiired..."
>It gets all depressed and forgets why.
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>>5033674
Pokey.
>unicorns
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>>5033693
But Mom, I'm not even tired! I'm also hungry!
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>>5033712
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>>5033712
Great googly moogly, that's the style alright.

But zoom in and enhance that text please.
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>>5033672
thanks
>>5033687
no comprendo y escribe in espanol
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>>5033693
Do we have crystal OCs now?
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>>5033712
>Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle mind control
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>>5033721
>that fuckawful green one
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>>5033706
Because I must post everything Rose posts on her Tumblr to make her notice that I'm interested in her, maybe we could have cybersex via Skype.
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>>5033721
>Tank

Hell yea
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>>5033404
Where can I find Weaver's comics?

I've tried finding his tumblr but he seems to have 12.
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>>5033712
>>5033721
>shading with black
MIXED FEELS. I LIKE COMICS LIKE THIS
BUT IT ALSO LOOKS LIKE SHIT
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So I heard some people were impersonating me
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>>5033712
>>5033721
>All the children are being stolen by Chrysalis.
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>>5033603
After watching Best Night Ever last year, and finding out it was the last episode of FIM (watching MLP in a bubble was fun), I was legit depressed for the rest of the day.

and then I discovered MLPG
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>>5033721
>Derpy

Hehe
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So far nothing about S3 is making me feel excited and i disliked that clip from NYCC.

I guess that means that i'm almost out.

All depends on the Crystal Kingdom episodes.
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>>5033721
I could stare at a high res of that for hours.
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>>5033712
>>5033721

Liking the style so far.
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>>5033742
What else would you do? Shadow with green?
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>>5033712
>>5033721
I love the look of the comic.
When does it release, and more importantly, when can we expect a pdf to leak?
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>>5033764
Depends on what you're adding shading to
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So Twilight remarks that the Crystal Ponies don't have their normal "crystally" coat.

How fucking shiny are they going to be once the girls take care of King Somber?
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>>5033741
http://tgweaver.tumblr.com/

This is is main tumblr. Other than that you can probably find most of his pony stuff scattered around derpybooru and such.
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>>5033742
>Shading with black

Rarity there seems to be shaded in light orange.
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>>5033736
>Not the gen3's above him.
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Hi MLPG. this is my 4th attempt now at drawing pony. Like my 3rd, this is on pen & paper; I've deciding I'll be sticking with that from now on. Unless I get a tablet...

What I did differently this time with this is that I drew the head just above the "torso circle" instead of at an angle and I think it looks much better. Also, after I drew the pony, I drew over the lines with a ball-point pen, that way, I could erase the skeleton, make the image look much cleaner, and work on the smaller details overall without worrying about erasing the outline

Also, instead of just some random pony, I drew a pony inspired by this game I've been playing recently. Ever heard of "Omikron: The Nomad Soul"? This is a pony version of the singer of the band "The Dreamers" you can listen to in 'Harvey's Bar'. In drawing this, I mainly focused on drawing a better head since that's where I though my 3rd attempt was weakest at.

What do you think /co/? I love criticism!
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>>5033772
Gracias.
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>>5033770

I assume they'll actually be refractive, like crystal.
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>>5033764
Shading with pure black makes the pic look ugly in general.

What you see there is a light shade of orange.
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>>5033721
>Tank
>all those background ponies

oh man

oh jeez

!~
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>>5033712
>>5033721
EXPLAIN!!!
WHAT IS THAT GUYS!?!?!
WHAT IS THAT?!?!?!
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>>5033721
>all them OCs

Fucking brony pandering.
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>>5033749
brae how do i draw those male ponyparts as good as you?
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>>5033721
>>5033712

that doesn't look like Andy's style
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>>5033767
>Not sucking it up and going to your LCS and buying at least the first issue
>3012
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>>5033721
> Hawaiian shirt guy
>Lamborghini cutie mark
This is some kind of reference, but I don't know what
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>>5033798
take your shitty opinions elsewhere
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>>5033764

dark reds and purples make for really vibrant, interesting shadows when you set a shadow layer to multiply

anythings better than burn and dodge

eeghghh
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>>5033784
Looks pretty good. I feel like the legs are a little too long, and the neck could use some work, but otherwise that's a solid pony, and a great fourth attempt.
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>>5033693
that pony is very pretty
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>>5033791
>Shading with pure black makes the pic look ugly
That sounds like some high grade pretentious hipster bullshit
Last time I checked, shadows were black
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>>5033721

HOLY SHIT
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>>5033770

they will look like this
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>>5033790
Or, they are actually crystalline shaped like the kingdom is normally and they got changed into a more pony like shape and texture.
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>>5033784
>What do you think /co/? I love criticism!
Looks like shit, circles and all that jazz
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>>5033721
>all those OC's
GUYS
GUYS
WHAT IF
WHAT IF MARKER PONE IS IN THERE?
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>>5033797
You been living under a rock, bro?

There's a legit pone comic out next month
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>>5033806
This Luna isn't blue enough.
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>>5033808
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>>5033806
Perhaps they told Andy to not draw it like shit.
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>>5033804

a lot of reference
and a lot of time drawing them
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>>5033808
that looks more like the ferrari logo to me
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>>5033721
>that puke green pony with Carrot Top

Ugh. Some of these ponies have shit colors.

>>5033821
AW SHIT.
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>>5033693
Male or female? Honest to Allah, I can't fucking tell.
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>>5033784

that's better than what i can draw
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>>5033820
Black like your shitty opinions nigga fucking TOLLLDLDLDLDLDLDLDLLD
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>>5033831
What if she's booping somepone? Like Sleepyhead?
Not likely, but would be kinda neat.
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>>5033821
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>5033846
Oh theyre all the same
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>>5033831
>He doesn't know.
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>>5033852
If it's just a little cuddling, why does it matter?
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>>5033852
Hoof and rump
Clearly female
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>>5033836
I am going to own this photo word magazine now.
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>>5033821
WHOA THERE
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>>5033863
It helps me decide if I want to be the big spoon or the little spoon.
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>>5033821
I must own this.
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>My face when season 3 is going to be shit
>My face when bronies are going to love it
>My face when the show is going to go on for years longer getting worse and worse
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>>5033840
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Didn't the comic get pushed back to catch up with the demand for production?

What's the release date now?
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Do you think there are Fly-Thru's for pony eating on the go in Cloudsdale?
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>>5033854
I love it when people can't think of good ways to retort to a counterpoint
Typical btard response
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>>5033899

November 28
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>>5033899
>implying it takes a long time to print comics
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>>5033899
What's the release schedule going to be like? Certainly not weekly I imagine.
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>>5033899November 28
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>>5033886
>More and more video game companies get in on it.
>So does Hollywood, attempting to cash in on it.
>Suddenly any good game that comes out, is packed with brony references.
>Most of the major motion pictures have at lease three scenes where a pony is seen.
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>>5033886

it's fate, anon

and there is nothing we can do about it
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>>5033820
>high grade pretentious hipster bullshit

But it's true!

Just look at this.
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>>5033886
Dont quit your day job
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>>5033817
Yes, I think the neck and legs are too long and thin as well. Better than if they were to short and thick but if I draw another, i'll work on that.

>>5033828
I hope my next attempt will be better

>>5033853
You should draw a pony too, it can be fun; that's why i do it!
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>>5033912
damn, that's a cute dash
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>>5033912
Probably, though I don't know how they'd store the food in clouds. There's probably a caravan of food shops and stalls that tails Cloudsdale for that very reason.
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>>5033721

>dat Screwball
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>>5033916
What's the point when you're clearly trolling son? S'all fun and games the minute someone starts actually trying
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>>5033886
>Implying anyone will take this serious
>After yesterday
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>>5033933
That's what shadows look like, anon.
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>>5033943
>clearly trolling
Oh, sod off. Just because someone thinks something different than you doesn't mean they're tricking to lel xD trolol u mad
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>Most bronies are not even aware of the new clip.
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>everything is awful
>nothing is good
>stop enjoying yourselves immediately
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>>5033960
>Most bronies are not even aware there's a show
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>>5033693
>yfw sleepypony was a crystal pony all along
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What's the problem with shading with black?
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>>5033958
>actually believing shadows are black
He's either pretending to be retarded, trolling, or is actually retarded

I chose the kindest option
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>>5033933
>Stark shading
>She's outside on a sunny day
>Ambient light everywhere

U wot mate?
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>>5033960
wut
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>>5033952
Oh fuck I want to see that movie, can someone stream it?
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>>5033960
>/mlp/ just found out about it
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>>5033963
>Not having fun
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Do we have a HD/HQ version of the S3 clip yet?

Pic related, it's probably me.
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>>5033972
IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE BRUSHED YOUR PONY IN CHARCOAL, NOT PUT THEM IN THE SUNLIGHTS SHADOW
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>>5033983
Second
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>>5033988

Just check Equestria Daily.
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>>5033988
There's a 720 on Youtube.
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>>5033969
You are partially correct.
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>>5033986
>having fun
how the fuck am I supposed to have fun when I'm so busy being angry at everything?
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>>5033933
Looks like black with varying amounts of opacity, to me
Also, that's a terrible example, that shading looks awful
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>>5033985
>They assume it's fan made.
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>>5033995
No. Never again. They totally fucked up their NYCC coverage despite it being the BIGGEST FUCKING NEWS of the summer.

I'm a DHNigga from now on.
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>>5033972
Because shadows dim the colour of whatever it is they lay across. They don't turn it black. It's why you commonly see shading on a piece of art as just a darker version of the base colour. Black looks unnatural
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>>5033994
Third
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>>5034003

It's okay mister, we all feel mad sometimes!
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>haven't read a decent >feel in days
you guys are falling behind
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>>5034017
Scientifically, you're right.
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>>5034024
Oh, small apple horse. You know not the meaning of rage.
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>>5034024
Mini AJ is boring

Marshmallow Song is better
And so is Cripple Wings
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>>5033988
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E38ZAC4MteU
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>>5034018
Fourth
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>>5034024
oh applebloom
why are you so cute
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>>5034032
>One day there was an ugly barnacle.
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>>5034050
>that feel when you're so ugly that everyone dies
;_;
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>>5034024
sometimes you gotta go get ma-a-aaaaaaaaaad
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>>5034040
It's Crippleorphan.
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>>5034048
>>5034018
>>5033994
>>5033983
COME ONE, WE'RE FOUR PEOPLE HERE
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>>5034032
B-but I want to write real >fanfiction Mr. Anonymous!
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>>5034055
Well I am so beautiful that I resurrect the dead!
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>>5034032

>you will never learn to live your life without the crutch of the Internet
>you will never experience the rich tapestry of the human experience and die knowing you understood what it meant to be alive
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>>5034071
>implying anything about fanfiction is real
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>>5033988
>filename
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>>5034064
But Dash is the orphan.
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>>5034049

Because.
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>>5034049
The first half of this episode was super cute, especially the way she was talking with her chipped tooth.
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okay this is why i fucking hate people who shade in black

One is how i shade, the other is people who shade in black

hopefully the difference is pretty fuckin clear
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>>5034089
that's not how you spell applejack
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I can't wait for some goddamn Yellowquiet in Season 3
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>>5034071
because greentext totally takes a single modicum of effort
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>>5034089
She still has a mother
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>>5034006
The shadow on the left has some color to it, the one on the right has no saturation, it tends to kind of drain the life out of a picture's colors.
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>>5034095
Is she... sitting in his arm? Like a little babby?
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>>5034103
Shame she's not going to do anything interesting and will be going replaced by a crystal pony.
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>>5034044
>See this
>Expect amazing joke from Fluttershy after hearing that riotous laughter
>It's fucking nothing
Fucking bronies
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>>5034096
I wish she kept that chipped tooth for the rest of the series.
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>>5034103
I WANT TO PUT 2.3 DICKS IN THAT HORSE
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>>5034099
So how do you pick the right color to shade with?
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>>5034103
ME NEITHER

BEST PONY FUCK YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAH
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>>5034099
He looks like he's been dusted with chimney soot on the right.
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>>5034123
Study, read.
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>>5034095
the bow, maybe?
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>>5034070
- 1
you're three people now
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>>5034117
Meh, it's YQ being YQ. You either think it's funny or you don't.

I do.
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>season 3 is gonna turn out alright
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>>5034132
but reading is for nerds
I just wanna color ponies
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>>5034140
Don't be like that, anon, we need you.
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>>5034134

It's the voice.
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>>5034144
Damn right.
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>>5034113
>you will never cradle a filly in your arm, her hooves tucked in close to her body
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>>5034099
The inconsistencies in the black are much more highlighted because of the contrast in colour, which is where the charcoal effect comes from. If it were perfectly smooth fading I would not mind that style.
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>>5034119
Could you handle her chipped tooth lisp and slight whistles on her 'S's
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>>5034123

I usually pick the color of the main, or some part of the pony. For braeburn, probably a warm orange/red

When in doubt, reds and purples always give good vibrant results, but other colors help set moods. Blue is watery/club scenes, greens seem kind of sickly/flourescent indoor lights, etc
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>>5034144
season 3 is gonna be shit
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>>5034144
I'm sure it will. I have complete faith in them.
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>>5034153
...It's the voice.
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>dat clip
>dat ending of dat clip

PLEASE tell me this means the show is going to air new eps at 10am EST again

Please

Please anon
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>>5034166
You and me both, bro.
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>>5034155
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>>5034177
Yes. It's a Saturday Morning Cartoon again.
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>>5034177
I really hope so.
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>>5034160
Cutie Pox was a very underrated episode.
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>>5034044
>Rainbow Dash assaults innocent ponies.
I think she has been watching guards a little much.

>"What do you mean I can't waterboard them?! We need to know what happened, don't we?"
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>>5034177

...This means the show is going to air new eps at 10am EST again.
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>>5034099
One looks like biased grotesque over-shading to try to prove a point
The other looks like he's got internal illumination.
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>>5034141
She did the same thing in The Return of Harmony and Dragon Quest
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>>5034115
>It's always depressed as fuck.
>Instantly popular.
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Alright you faggots, what's the last episode you've watched and when?
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>>5034156

I think it still looks like shit

even if you dont, you have to admit it has a LOT less vibrancy, energy and life to it
it's just dull as fuck when it doesnt need to me

also shadows in nature are very rarely black like ever
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>>5034194
Do you just go on the internet to try and make people feel good about their lives?
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I remember when MLPG hated the CMC.
The same thing is going to happen with Cadence.
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>>5034144
>People expected S2 to be shit
>It was pretty great
>People expect S3 to be shit
>It'll at least be alright

>>5034189
Mah nig
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>>5034189
It was.
I don't get why people dislike CMC episodes. They're adorable and can be pretty funny, pretty much exactly what I like about MLP:FiM.
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>>5034204
She does it a lot, anon. It's as if you've yet to figure out that each pone has a "thing" they do on a regular basis.
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>>5034218
Sonic Rainboom some days ago.
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>>5034218

First two episodes on the two year anniversary.
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>>5034189
I disagree, it was subpar. First half was okay though.
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>>5034144
>everything is going to be okay
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>>5034123
It's generally based on the light, and to a lesser extent, the surroundings and the object being lit. General-purpose moodless shading is generally a pale purple or blue (as daylight and most incandescent lights are some flavor of very pale yellow). Other colored light sources, or an environment that is largely one color (that'll result in a lot of scattered and reflected light of that color) will modify what the shadows look like.
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>>5034226
Most of us already like Pretty Pink Princess
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>>5034218
MMDW a couple days ago.
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>>5034218
Erm... errr... oh err... Well... It was Hurricane Fluttershy, about a month ago...
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>>5034232
my nigga!
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>>5034226
Dude, I really love Cadance best princess if you ask me

The CMC were annoying as hell in S1.
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>>5034218
The wedding, the day it aired.
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>>5034183
which one would you carry, Anon?
you don't have enough arms for all of them
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>>5034223

Yeah, pretty much.
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>>5034228
>horse show will never have a Shawn of the Dead reference

>also Nick Frost and Simon Pegg will never do guest voices fucking hell that would be so awesome
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>>5034218
The Wedding episodes
when they aired
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>>5034238
Pommefleur was the best part.
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oops forgot the smoothed one

still though

ew
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>>5034241
oh wait, I'm late as fuck replying to that. Fuck.
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>>5034099
...so, the way you normally shade is the second, one right?
I like it.
The other one looks like you made the image blurry.
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>>5034218
Hurricane Fluttershy and a few others last week
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>>5034269
mah nigga.
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>>5034218
May the Best Pet Win three or four days ago, because I listened to the song and wanted to watch the ep again because of it.
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>>5034265
You'd be surprised! As a very tall man I could prolly scoop all three of the little scamps in one armload

But then I'd die of a heart attack
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>>5034259
Oh yeah, I watched my favorite episodes of S1 in the two years anniversary Party of One, The Best Night Ever, Swarm of the Century, and a couple more

It was nice, I really like that warm feeling the S1 had.
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>>5034218
Probably Sonic Rainboom a week ago

I couldn't finish it because the music got to me.
I've watched them too damn much
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>>5034265
Sweetie in my right, AB in my left, Scoots riding piggyback.

I will have all the tiny pones and there's nothing you can do to stop me.
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>>5034273

you're good
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>>5034268
>Simon Pegg and Nick Frost play as two lazy, wisecracking royal guards who spend most of their patrol time bantering and bickering back and forth
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>>5034285
How tall?
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>>5034218
Lesson Zero, found it while channel surfing one lazy afternoon in August. It still makes me crack up a year later.
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>>5034218
It's been months. And I don't remember which episode(s) I watched.

I am a bad ponyfag.
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anyway the orgy pic is done FINALLY
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>>5034288
>them guitar squeadlies leading up to the rainboom
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>>5034306
Don't care.
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>>5034268
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>>5034285
I wish I was a little bit taller
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>>5034306
>done
>Doesn't post it
You are no man
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>>5034293
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>>5034295
Not quite as tall as you.

I'm being deliberately oblique, just roll with it dude
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>>5034218
The last episode I watched was MMMystery express last week.... I didn't like iit
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>>5034294
Fuck you. Fuck you in real life.

>they're the guards at Donut Steel Sombrero's evil lair
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>>5034294

>all of my money.png
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>>5034218
>The Wedding when it aired

I'm a terrible ponyer, and I cope with that fact by pretending I'm a great ponyer. I need therapy.
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>>5034317
Knowing him, he probably tried to
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>>5034268
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>>5034316
>tfw 5'7"
feels short, man
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>>5034331
>>5034283
>>5034269
Holy shit what the fuck are you guys doing here?
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>>5034306
>Not posted here
>Not on tumblr
What the hell dude
you can't just say things like that
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>>5034339
My short nigga
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>>5034322
>They don't realize they are working for the big bad.
>Accidentally end up helping the girls topple him.
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>>5034331
You don't need therapy. You need pony.
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>>5034339
>tfw average height5'10" and fat.
It is a cursed life, though I can pass off knocking into things as clumsiness.
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>>5034264
>>5034269
>>5034283
>>5034331
Aw yeah, normal people general up in here
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>>5034218
breaburn wedding from season 3
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>>5034218

Luna Eclipsed, sometime in the past two weeks
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>>5034342

My computer's been absoulute shit tonight
the save of each version of this picture is taking around 5 minutes each

SORRY GIVE ME A SEC
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>>5034358
Every. Fucking. Time.
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>>5034364
>His computer blue screens before he can post it.
>It's lost.
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>>5034350
Eh, let's not go nuts. If they help the main six win a boss fight, the bronies will seize upon them.
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So crystal ponies

A group separated from the rest of society by means outside their control, made up mostly of depressed individuals who mope around and lament that something is wrong, but arent exactly sure what. Both miss the past and also are trying to forget bad things that happened. Something good is about to happen to them now that the main 6 are here, but a lot of them can't help but be dumpy downer.

Sounds a lot like MLPG!
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>>5034364
no don't do it you'll get banninated
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>>5034144
I'm reasonably hyped for both the show and the comic.
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>>5034353
>tfw 6'6" but not clumsy
It's very weird. I feel like I'm smaller than I think I am.
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>>5034358

Every time
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>>5034218
A Canterlot Wedding, 3 days ago.
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>>5034381
>tfw that actually happened

and thats how i learned to CTRL +S every 5 fucking minutes
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>>5034383
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>>5034388
dammit tumblr stop making gifs with text hue
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>>5034399
>every 5 fucking minutes
>not every line you make
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>>5034382
Eh, or they can be like those guys from Space Janitors and get kinda hurt that the girls ignore them when fighting the other guards.
>They aren't actually guards.
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>>5034294
>and they speak with west country accents
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>>5034331
>tfw the last pone you watched was the wedding episode on the day it premiered
>and you missed part of it
>And you've only watched it once
>it wasn't even in HD

>you've only watched S2 once
>tfw legendary casual
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>>5034410
>text hue

What?
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>>5034412
>not every other keystroke
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>>5034418
text hue hue
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>>5034358
I've never been able to tell.
Is that Carrot Top or a second Braeburn?
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>>5034426
That seems incredibly inefficient
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>>5034433
he hasn't seen the original
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>>5034433
It's photoshopped into a second Braeburn, but the original image had Carrot Top.
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>>5034383
>They are all depressed.
>They don't know why.
>It's because the heart of their kingdom is gone.
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>>5034433
It's Braeburn
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More comic leaks

>pinkie rarity
oh god what
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>>5034294
>One giant Hot Fuzz reference
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>>5034445
original img plz
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>>5034438
SCTRL+SaCTRL+SyCTRL+Ss yCTRL+SoCTRL+Su.
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whoops there we go

http://braeburned.tumblr.com/post/33475443041/this-got-way-out-of-hand-x-x
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>>5034450
>zombie pinkie pie
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>>5034450
>jizz cannon
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>>5034450
>>5034463
I'm loving this.
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>>5034456
Do ctrl and s count as keystrokes?
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>>5034461
Disgusting.
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>>5034450
>>5034463
This is pretty wacky
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>>5034434

This is what happens when you go on adventures with someone who's full of hot air.
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>>5034470
I count it as one since I do them both at the same time
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>>5034463
>>5034450
bottom right aspiehorn pls go
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>>5034450
What is even happening?!
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>>5034461
>it's a gay thing

Why did I even click it...
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>>5034477
That makes sense
>>
The comic actually looks better than I thought
How do I find out what stores sell it?
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>>5034482
Pinkie is acting like she always does
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>>5034463
>Pinkie knows how to deal with the zombie ponies.
>"You just remove their heads!"
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>>5034491
>Braeburned
>ever not a gay thing
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>>5034494
>better than I thought


You at this point, thats like the mantra of Friendship is Magic
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>>5034450
WHY THE FUCK DOES RARITY HAVE A SHOTGUN?!
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>>5034463
Speaking of Shaun of the Dead...
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>Changelings

FUCKING

YES
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>>5034491
>>5034504

seriously what DID you expect
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>>5034461
where's the bigger picture size at?
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>>5034491
You should have known better.
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>>5034461
So is there going to be a version with bulges?
I remember some anon asking about it, and I liked the sound of that
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>>5034504
yeah seriously you'd think it'd be obvious by now
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>>5034513
It's Pinkie's Party Cannon, silly
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>>5034520
Braeburned do you read >fanfiction?
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>>5034504
>>5034520
>>5034522
I know, that's why I attached an adequate reaction to my post.
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>>5034513
1. That's Pinkie.
2. It's her party cannon.
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>>5034480
I want a high quality shot of bottom right Twilight so we can be on the cutting edge of the next brony meme before it's run into the ground at maximum speed
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>>5034521
those two Xs at the bottom of the post are dropbox links.
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>>5034463
pinkie looks like major from hellsing
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>>5034528
I'm not that guy but I didn't know he was only for homo stuff either, I don't keep on casual drawfags.
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>>5034533
I'm pretty sure is Pinkie in Rarity's body
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>>5034511
I just expected to be like, really amateur and childish and n-
Oh, wait. Yeah, you're right
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>>5034547
Look at her cutie mark, is Pinkie.
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>>5034521
You can right click>view image from tumblrs expanded view thing to get the full image without its stupid viewer.
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbtcv4EOwX1r224kfo2_1280.png
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbtcv4EOwX1r224kfo1_1280.png
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>>5034516
Glad I'm not the only one who caught that.
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>>5034547
Nah it's Pinkie with Rarity's mane style. Look at the CM.
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>>5034521

the links to the 1400px ones are in the description
which is as big as I release them
but I actually might release the fullsize of this one

>>5034527
I tried but it didn't really look right
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>>5034461

>DP

yes,
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>Right now, I am more hyped for the comic than S3
Help me, I know this can't be right.
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>>5034516
oh shit I just got that.

This is going to be amazing.
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>>5034552
Huh

What did Rarity do to her perfect poofy mane? Its ruined now!
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>>5034560
Hey read this http://pastebin.com/a1WSPMVu and draw about it.
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>>5034552
Then why does she have Rarities hair?!
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>>5034545

would i be considered a casual drawfag?
i dunno i've kind of assumed that when people think "gay pony" they think braeburned
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>>5034573
Nah it's normal considering the freedom the comic has compared to the show.
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>>5034540
>you will never watch silly over the top animies with Pinkie
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>>5034586
Because wait for the comic.
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>>5034580
>FE: fiction
nope
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>>5034591
I think the center of mass of the earth just shifted.
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>Now that there is a comic we go back to /co/
>The mod has an aneurysm.
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>>5034461
>all characters are of legal age

Ha ha, oh wow

you're a real fuckup
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>>5034454
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>>5034597
I CANT WAIT THAT LONG

FUCK THE CRYSTAL PONIES, FUCK THE ZOMBIES, FUCK THE CHANGLINGS

WHY DOES PINKIE HAVE RARITY'S HAIR? THIS IS IMPORTANT
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>>5034450
>>5034463
>Dat art
>Dat wackiness
>Dem zombies
>Pinkie telling them to decapitate the zombies

I KEEP THROWING MONEY AT THE SCREEN BUT NOTHING'S HAPPENING
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>>5034614
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>>5034610

wha why
technically they are?
anyone i've drawn who isn't, isn't on my blog anymore
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>>5034607

They worded that global rule pretty strongly. We're still stuck here for the time being.
>>
do you ever feel, like a plastic bag?
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>>5034634
yea. i posted a little pip fallout 2 mod image in the fallout thread and got banned for 3 days.
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>>5034627
>"We just have to remove their heads!"
>'Pinkie those are our friends!'
>"Zombies are nobodies friends, Twilight."
>'We are not removing ponies heads...'
>"But-"
>'NO'
>"Fine, nice knowing you, girls."
>>
To whom it may concern:
Dreamsiege will be playing again at 1030am PDT, Sunday the 14th. You know where the sub is.

That is all.
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>>5034634
I know, but the thought of him going "FUCK, THEY ARE A COMIC NOW?!" was kinda funny.
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>>5034632
because of all bullshit over alerting on centent, and now you're fucking parody

you dumbfuck
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>>5034634
I posted a reaction gif of Pinkie and got a 1 day ban for shitposting.
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>>5034668
Pinkie seems awfully eager to pounce on some colts. She's kinda jumping the gun
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>>5034683
>MLP is now a cartoon AND comic
>Butthurt faggots would still say it's "not /co/"
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>>5034694
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>>5034684
Congratulations, Braeburned.
You can add another notch on your bedpost of hateanons
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>>5034684
Wait what
I don't follow tumblr drama
why do we hate Braeburned now?
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>>5034698
>As they silently order copies after seeing all the references.
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>>5034702
Just like fine, valued contributors, like Nathan, Dinofag, and Sentenal
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>>5034721
Well with haters like those fine gentlemen, I guess I have to hate him by default now...
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>>5034684

ah, that
I made a lot of apologies about my hypocrisy over those posts. I got foolishly caught it up the arguements like everyone else did, and said a bunch of stuff i didn't realize was incredibly hypocritical, but when i realized it I apologized as much as I could. I then removed all the offending content, to show my mistake.

i was hypocritical but i realized it and corrected my actions, sorry
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>>5034721

Don't forget about Faceless.
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>>5034698
>Moot makes a sticky on /co/ about the comic.
>With a picture of him, casually reading it.
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>>5034720
I wouldn't be surprised if the comic won over people who hated the show.
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>>5034536
Best composite I could make
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>>5034699
Dammit panka

stop looking cute while mad
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>>5034754
>panka
>not cute
>ever

Actually
>any pony
>not cute
>ever
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when will this hiatus end?
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>>5034754
She's ALWAYS cute.
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>>5034760
Except Derpy
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>>5034760
Derpy is a very ugly pony
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>>5034754
>expecting tiny marshmallow horse to not be cute

GOT BAD NEWS FOR YE
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IT'S FRIDAY
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>>5034754
>implying this is possible
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season 3
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>>5034753
I don't think this is going to work
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>>5034772
>>5034771
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>>5034771
>>5034772
anon pls
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>>5034771
>>5034772
Derpy is ugly cute

Like a pug
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>>5034782
ahahaha
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>>5034771
>>5034772
I'll fucking kill you while you sleep.
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>>5034760
You were saying...
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>>5034784
what is she looking at?
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>>5034784
post the full pic pls
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>>5034800
Some shit pedofags fap to.
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>>5034461

i'm not gay but that shit is turning me on

WHY????????
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>>5034806
I've got some news for you, son.
>>
To clear it up, most hate on me is because of the posts I made when jay got removed from tumblr. he was removed because of foal stuff, and I made notice of that, calling it completely fair and that he shouldn't be reacting and hatefully as he was. While I was discussing this with a bunch of other people, I realized that I was condemning him because of actions that I myself have done as well, I just hadn't seen repercussions yet. It was really hypocritical of me and i dont know why i didnt realize it sooner. As soon as i did, i fiercely apologized and removed all the content of my that would possibly break tumblr rules, to show that I realized my mistake. Stupid posting by me is to blame for that but i hope i've apologized enough
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>>5034800
That's a dick
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>>5034795
Good luck
I've got 6 guys inside me
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>>5034800
pony cockhead
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>>5034790
Oh shit.
I have the best idea for a Halloween costume!
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>liking derpy

Fucking bronies.
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>>5034806
I'm not gay, but I really want Braeburn inside me.
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>>5034806
Why is there a cross in that pic?
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>>5034806
You might be horsegay
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>>5034784
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>>5034811
>Implying people give a fuck about jay
Where do you think you are?
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>>5034800
>>5034801

hehe
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>>5034806

Anon pls, everyone is gay for Braeburned's art and Braeburned Himself
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>>5034782
"it's bad" ~ Rainbow Dash
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>>5034821
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>>5034840
Speak for yourself, gayfag.
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>>5034782

/v/ please
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>>5034837
something you've done?
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>>5034811
At least you never decided to take a hike.
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>>5034778
How does MLPG feel about the removal of watermarks?
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>>5034806
Welcome to bisexuality, anonymous!
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>>5034840
Not me!
>>
Would you carry a stuffed sleeping pony to bed after they fell asleep from the incredible feast you prepared for them?
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>>5034821
>not liking Derpy

fucking newfags
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>>5034841
That's Derpy.
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>>5034450
>>5034463
>these comics
I TRIED GUYS!!!
I TRIED TO CONTAINS MY ORGASM!!!
BUT...BUT...BUT...
I CAME!!!!
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>>5034846
Why did you guess /v/?
I was more going for a /mu/-style comic.
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When the fuck are the comics coming out?
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>>5034849
That was a signature, why would you remove a signature?
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>>5034847

it was a requested rumble that I did for you guys a couple days ago

it's on derpibooru under my artist tag if you REALLY want it
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>>5034853
>not stuffing your pony with your semen
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>>5034871
end of november
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>>5034853
Yes, but carefully.
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>>5034849
Why do you hate fluffy, Anon?
>tfw he will never visit again.
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>>5034848
Oh lawd.
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>>5034841
Must be true. Dash is the most honest pony
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>>5034866

/co/ pretty much blames /v/ for any complaints. It's a bad habit.
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>>5034849
>removing signatures
>ever

Fucking faggot.
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>>5034849
>Removed a signature.
YOU HAVE NOW FUCKED UP.
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>>5034883
Of course. You wouldn't want to wake them up.
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>>5034885
fluffy is a ginormous faggot with anger/jealousy/entitlement issues.
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>>5034806

I don't believe anyone is either strictly heterosexual or homosexual.
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>>5034882
but that's too loooong
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>>5034901
most of the people here are ginormous faggots with anger/jealousy/entitlement issues

what's your point?
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>>5034874
is he grown up or not?
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>>5034849
Not cool man
I hate fluffy, but give credit where credit is due
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>>5034908
I'm full heterosexual, but really straight, however I'm full homo for moot and only for moot.
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>>5034908
well, to be honest i am pretty hetero
i just don't get turned on by dudes
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>>5034895
It's funny, /v/ blames /co/ for ponies.
...oh wait.
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>>5034900
Its a pony in a food stupor

You could roll her down the stairs like a slinky and she'd still be under
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>>5034897
>>5034896
>>5034885
>>5034872

What about cropping, is cropping allowed?
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>>5034914

he's like
not full colt
but he's definately not grown up
i'd consider him like snails age?
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>>5034874
That's odd I can't see it.
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>>5034900
Or disturb their digestion
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>>5034912
Bulshi-
>The who's who.
...
I will shut up now.
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>>5034821

Not going to rustle those jimmies
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>>5034908
I'm hetero, but I also believe that certain stimuli may cause some unwanted reactions whether you like it or not
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>>5034912
I don't know about him but I'm a glorious winged faggot therefore I am superior to all of you
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>>5034929
You are still a fucking faggot.
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>>5034866
Yeah, it works pretty good on a /mu/ level, too
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>>5034933
Anonymous isn't exempt.
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>>5034929
Cropping gives me craustrophobia
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So do you think Bimbo Sparkle is going to catch on?
And who's the fucker who commissioned those pictures but isn't sharing them?
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>>5034931

http://www.derpibooru.org/tags/artist-colon-braeburned

?

maybe change your settings
or just find it on rule34
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>>5034940
>Hospice
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>>5034948
What the fuck is Bimbo Sparkle?
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>>5034945
>Not Cropstophobia.
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So this guy in my class looks like Jay
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>>5034450
>>5034463
The comic previews are shitting all over the season 3 clip.
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>>5034930
oh so a teenager?
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>>5034962
god have mercy.
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>>5034940
hahaha, good one
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>>5034962
Fuck him, right in the ass.
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>>5034954
It's Twilight channeling Tara.
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>>5034954
Twilight Sparkle except blonde and dumb
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>>5034954
A Bimbo is a stacked woman with low-to-no intelligence that is hungry for any and all dick.
Basically Tara in full-bronymode.
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>>5034962
Ask him how he feels about river trips.
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>>5034964
i like both
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>>5034923

There is still the possibility that at some point you may find just one specific man sexually attractive.
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>>5034912
Does it count if its self anger?
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>>5034940
>pony still on tv

My sides.
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>>5034952
The physical manifestion of my point exactly
Basically, /mu/ is bandwagony
>>
>you will never give a sick Twilight a bowl of hot chicken soup because ponies are vegetarian
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>>5034989
Imagine it's Lazare
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>>5034966

something like that
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>>5034974
>>5034975
>>5034977
Whoa shit I want that I guess.
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BRAEBURNED I DARE YOU TO DRAW DJ ACID
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>>5034964
Who cares?
More content for us
More ponies
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>>5035002

>i actually do
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>>5034990
I think they have good taste at least
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>>5034948
who gave twilight some Bimbo Liquer
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>>5034986
>Pinkie likes wearing cat suits.
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>>5034986
OK MLPG.

The mission: Bring back the smiles to the crystal empire.

How do we do it? And don't give me and of that "heart" mumbo jumob! We need ACTION!
>>
>tfw no diamond dog friday

Klondike pls come back soon.
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>>5035016
>rape
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>>5034784
>check on Derpibooru
>Rumble gets bigger in every edit
>but still not big enough
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THESE THREADS ARE WAY TOO FUCKING FAST
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>>5035010
>MLPG becomes /v/
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>>5034992
>ponies are vegetarian

Don't you start that shit

ponies supposedly being vegetarian hasn't stopped them from eating meat before
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>>5035018
HE BETTER BE WORKING ON THE GODDAMN GAME
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>>5035013
CoC pls go.
I hate Bimboification. Stripping away everything that made a character that character is stupid.
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>>5034986
If you think of the blue knob as a nose, you get something entirely different.
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>>5035012
>/mu/
>good taste
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>>5035016

Tickles
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>>5035010
Que?
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>>5035016
extract essence of pinkie
add some chemical x
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>>5035024

THERES ONLY SO MUCH I CAN DO
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>>5035016
FIGHT ITS GREATEST FIGHTER!
FLY ME TO THEIR SOVIET UNION!
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>>5035016

Cider works pretty well.
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pone cannot into anatomy
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There's no-one here that's actually a 0 or a 6 right?

How would that even be possible?
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>>5035016
Can't we just let the fuckers alone and cuddle with the allready happy normal ponies?
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>>5035033
Crazy, right?
But I stand by my opinion.
Where do you go to discuss music, anon?
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>>5034948
>Twilight except not Twilight at all

Wouldn't this make more sense if it was a stupid character?
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>>5035052
Why would someone made that macro?
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>>5035057
I don't discuss music at all
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>>5035053
I- Is he okay?
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>>5035051
I swear this Applejack looks like Rumble McSkirmish.
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>>5035050
>not making him even bigger

I think it'd be funny if he dwarfed his brother. Speaking of which, have you drawn?
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>>5035054
I don't know where I am on that scale

I don't like dudes but man I carve dick
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>>5034948
I thought she was supposed to be flesh colored.
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>>5035057
I talk about my favorite bands with my friends.
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>>5035056
>not wanting to cuddle sad tired pone to cheer them up
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>>5035056
How can you stand to cuddle when there are sad ponies that need help?
Disgusting
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>>5035059
/x/
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>>5035054

no ones an absolute solid 0 or 6
You can get pretty damn close though
i'd say i'm 5.5 or so
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>>5035056
>Can't we just leave these weird humans alone and go hang out with some normal ones?
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>>5035059
You tell me.
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>>5035074
>that sidemouth
God damn. That's awful.
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>>5035075

thunderlane?
yeah, i've drawn him with soarin twice
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>>5035050
Here's how you draw huge dicks:

Step 1) Draw the biggest dick you can imagine bordering on unbelievability.

Step 2) Make it 50% bigger.
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>>5035054
0
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>>5035057
>Discussing music anonymously
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>>5035053
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>>5035028
>The only thing that kept Applejack from tearing into the ham sandwich was the gaze of Princess Celestia, making sure her subject was staying as polite and pony like as possible
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>>5035100

oh jeez
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>>5035070
Nah uh, head twisted on backwards from a fall it looks like.
Dead as you can get without external trauma.
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>>5035054
I don't really feel romancy towards either sex, but I can get off to both.

Though I prefer ladybodies. I also can't really see myself having sex with a masculine man. Possibly a girlier one though.
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>>5035088
>that horrible tracing
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>>5035112
toot
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>>5035053
>>5035111
>Ponies are owls.
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>>5035057
i think /an/ has some pretty good music advice
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>>5035111

Imagine her walking towards you like that.
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>>5035118
And look as his legs, that guy is in the pony hell right now.
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>>5035127
>implying animal farts are music
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>>5035107
Jake Gyllenhaal pls
pls
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>>5035057
I don't
I just download those Pitchfork compilations and find artists I like

I'm a lazy pleb
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>>5035054
I'm inclined to believe that a 6 is more common than a 0.
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>>5035136
>>implying animal farts are music

WHY THE FUCK I'M LAUGHING THIS HARD
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>>5035053
cartoon physics anon
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>>5035131
>Walking.
>Not running while making an unholy scream.
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>>5035111

We are going to need a young priest, and an old priest.
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>>5035125
Please, those amateurs go nothing on Pinkie
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>Young Justice ends with S2 , just when it's getting fucking awesome and promising

>FiM is probably going to continue forever and declining in quality starting with S3

fuck everything
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>>5035111
She has like no ass
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>>5035059
No. The whole point if it is that a smart, reserved girl gradually becomes a dumb, outgoing girl who wants to fuck all the time.
Bimbofication is a fetish akin to the corruption and ganguro fetishes.
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>>5035122
Huh, that does seem familiar... can't quite put my dick on it, though. Help?
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>>5035131
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>>5035074
>read AJ's lines in Rumble's voice
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>>5035136
>not listening to field recordings of owls
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>>5035136
>listening to animal farts
>not listening to whale songs
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>>5035156
HEY...HEY...
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>>5035140
>implying it's possible to not like tits even a little bit
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>>5035146
Her ass is screaming too
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>>5035156
Do you like synthpop?
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>>5035078
>I don't like dudes but man I carve dick

That's pretty normal tough. Some guys made a huge ass study, and I mean huge, about fetishes
The most common fetish for straight males was futa
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>>5035164
time to get a bit sad
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>>5035156
What would she do to you if you told her you don't like synthpop?
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>>5035156
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>>5035159
>replace "legs" with "fists"
Oh god, it would fit so well.
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>>5035168
>>5035174
HEHE
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>>5035164
>not listening to the fartcore whalestep mashup of the two
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>>5035168
YOU YOU
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>>5035156
>>5035168
>>5035174

DO YOU LIKE SYNTH POP?
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>>5035152
Lets not shoot the horse before it breaks its leg, anon
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>>5035122
theres so much god damn tracing in this fandom. why cant people just spend some time trying to draw a bit themselves? what fun is there is just copying...
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>>5035156
"HEY!
HEY YOU!
DO YOU LIKE HOMESTUCK??"
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>>5035152
>Breaking Bad only gets one more half season
>Big Bang Theory will go on for years

There's no justice in the universe anonymous
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>>5035152
> Young Justice
> good
Do you even cape?
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>>5035175
... odd, I don't like futa at all
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>>5035168
Do you like britpop?
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>>5035156
Would you go to Equestria and live the rest of your days with your ponies friends

if they looked like THAT?
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>>5035193
My straight nigga
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>>5035172
What ass? She doesn't even have one
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>>5035171

i seriously do not find any appeal in tits whatsoever
like, i do not see literally ANYTHING about them attractive, not a single pair has ever done anything for me

i guess my equivilant would be a nice plump pair of balls or something
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>>5035184
>>5035168
>>5035174
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>>5035202
feels good being cis scum
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>>5035190
>>5035168
>>5035177
>>5035184
What the fuck am I missing here?
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>>5035177
>rape is the minimum
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>>5035179
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0s74KyW7RRJ
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>>5035210
why the fuck does this make me laugh so hard
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>>5035191
You can only keep a drama going for so long before it starts to get stale anon. I rather have it end on a good note than let it beat itself to death
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>>5035210
>Cease is gone forever

He was an annoying shitposter but..
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>>5035176
;_;
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>>5035207
>watches show with primarily female figures
why are you even here?
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>>5035192
Capes are for latent homosexuals who sell out to the banks just to get shot in the revolving door
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>>5035053
>>5035111
Begone evil spirit
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>>5035159
>"ARE YOU SAYING MY FISTS ARE MAKING PROMISES MY PUNCHES CAN'T KEEP?!"
>"UPPERPUNCH!"
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>>5035204
But it's right there anon. Don't tell me it's not there.
DON'T LIE TO ME. ANON YOU KNOW IT'S THERE. ANON!
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>>5035152
>FiM is probably going to continue forever and declining in quality starting with S2
Ftfy.
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Any good horseboners lately?
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>>5035192

looks like it's you the one who doesn't cape
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>>5035213
You're missing out on the best genre of music
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>>5035217
Hahaha nice one anon
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>>5035229
oh my fucking god
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>>5035234
But S2 isat least as good as S1
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>>5035225
Wh

No, you bit that one. That one's yours.

Get me a fresh one.
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>>5035238
but I like synthpop
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>>5035231
DO YOU EVEN SEE IT? DO YOU?
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>>5035191
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>>5035230
>>5035217
2slow
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>>5035217
>that keep
hahahaha well done
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>>5035176
Fucking hipster whale
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>>5035217
Very good!
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>>5035234
>Implying there'll never be a G5

Do you even Hasbro anon?
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>>5035243
No it's not
Ur a faget
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>>5035179
>>5035230
>YOU FIGHT LIKE A FILLY
>WHO IS ALSO A BABY
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>>5035255
slightly robotic, interrogative INFLECTION?!
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>>5034940
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What's Corwin's site? Where is his fat brony who got heatstroke and dehydration and made a huge deal about it comic?
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>>5035270
HAHA STOP PLEASE
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>>5035225
because stallions

>>5035235
ummmm
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>>5035234
WHAT IF ITS GOOD

WHAT IF ITS BAD

WHAT IF EQUESTRIA WAS MADE OUT OF PUDDING
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>>5035270
>>5035274
I am giggling like a moron here.
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>>5033712
>>5033721

>official comic
>characters are off model
>Have seen far better fan art

What gives?
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>>5035234
>not being able to see the glory that will be s12
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>>5035226
>>5035236
You know what I meant ya' bas'tards. The supa' mega people and somtimes aliens or robots; whatcha call 'em...
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>>5035276
What comic?
You mean the official comic?

It doesn't have humans in it, silly.
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>>5035217
glorious
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>>5035275
hahahahahahahahaha
that's great
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>>5035276
> fat brony who got heatstroke and dehydration and made a huge deal about it

That's Little Miss Jay.

He's like if Nathan had his own Nathan.
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>>5035156
>>5035168
>>5035174
>>5035177
>>5035178
>>5035184
>>5035190
>>5035180
>>5035195
>>5035210
>>5035219
>>5035223
>>5035213
I love you, MLPG
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>>5035302

That comic, yeah. Where is it all?
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>>5035284
>Tfw Story from North America still makes you laugh
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>>5035294
>Spike x Rarity confirmed in it
fuck yeah my nigga
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>>5035270
>Rumble is able to harvest all the apples.
>After being told they killed Applejacks father.
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>>5035302
>couldn't stand up because the rocks were hot as stoves
I just realized, that makes absolutely no sense
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>>5035312
did he ever get another tumblr?
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>>5035322
>This might actually be true.
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>>5035316
>le lazare face
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>>5035235
This picture gave me a horseboner
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>>5035302

>start walking down stairs
>10% down, start breathing heavily
>30%, heart is fucking pounding, vision starting to blur
>Drink two of the serveral root beer bottles i brought with me for the trip
>50%,starting to get dizzy
>70%,everything is getting dark
>75%, faint
>wake up covered in root beer
>my mom found me passed out on the stairs and called the paramedics

I thought I was gonna die.
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>>5035275
I love /mu/ humor.
Well done.
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>>5035329

he's using his double-entendre tumblr currently
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>>5035338
Do horse legs even work that way
is she crippled?
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>>5035322
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17XILcU3yo3
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>>5035319
It's right here, silly.
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>>5035323
Wouldn't the head cause the opposite reaction? Touching a hot stove = you recoiling in pain.
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>>5035280
>ummmm

I think he means ERP.
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>>5035351
pffff hahahahah
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>>5035302
>that David
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>MAXIMUM POWER?
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>>5035349
Select your pistol...
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>>5035352
>David is lantern jawed, barrel chested

I'm literally in tears right now
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>>5035349
dyewts
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>>5035366
>Select your pistol...

Remember when PA was relevant?
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>>5035338
That motherfucker couldn't draw legs right to save his fucking life.
He's progressed a fair amount in every department but his legs are still day 1 bad
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>>5035351
HAHA
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>>5035323
>>5035354
You forget he's a fat fuck and probably has to put his hands on the ground to push himself up. He's basically a pansy ass bloat that can't be assed to help himself in exchange for a few seconds of pain on his soft baby hands.
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>>5035339
I WARNED YOU ABOUT STAIRS, BRO.
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>>5035351
Oh my god...
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>>5035322
>Its the quickest, most orderly harvest the Apple clan has had in a generation!
>Rumble then punches each and every apple into applesauce, one at a time
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Spooky Horse
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>>5035381
>art progress
show me
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>>5035387
C'mon man, that's not fair. He probably needs those hands to masturbate with.
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>>5035352

I need page 1 as well. Also is it online anywhere that won't 404 in a few hours?
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>>5035373
>>5035362
>You will never be friends with the Hoff.
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>>5035242
Jesus pony will be canon in s5
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>>5035381

He's still improving

he doesn't sketch you know; he straight up starts with lineart. which means it's faster, but also more liable to make mistakes that dont get fixed, and also less likely to diverge from how he normally draws
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>>5035409
WHO IS HE?
WHERE CAN I SEE HIS IMPROVEMENT
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>>5035293
>He actually wants an on model comic book
>He thinks off model = death
>He actually thinks that a comic book should be rendered like fan art
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>>5035401
http://pones-by-corwin.deviantart.com/
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>>5035409
>he doesn't sketch you know

I don't get how people can do that without buttloads of experience.
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See filename.
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>>5035415

SKIPSY
http://skipsy.tumblr.com/

and his DA has his old stuff
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>>5035409
>he doesn't sketch
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>>5035418
>>He thinks off model = death

Not the worst thing. But I want Twilight to look like the Twilight I've come to know and love. The pony noses are off.

>He actually thinks that a comic book should be rendered like fan art

Why is taht bad
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>>5035409
>he doesn't sketch

that's full goddamn retard
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>>5035427
Him NOT sketching is going to completely kick his ass in the future
>>
Dammit spiderbro, that's my mouse you're sniffing. Hold still.
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>>5035451

He's learning to sketch though!

he's picked it up recently and learned he can do things even faster now

he's learning
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>>5035445
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>>5035427
Well, clearly you get results like that
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>>5035451
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>>5035467
soon he will become self aware
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>>5035432
>all these motherfucking artists are improving faster than me
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>>5035465
kill that fucking spider
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>>5035470

>Reaction images instead of arguments.
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Would you?
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>>5035445
Because we would get bullshit like THIS again
>>
>In psychology, the false-consensus effect or false-consensus bias is a cognitive bias whereby a person tends to overestimate how much other people agree with him or her. There is a tendency for people to assume that their own opinions, beliefs, preferences, values and habits are 'normal' and that others also think the same way that they do. This cognitive bias tends to lead to the perception of a consensus that does not exist, a 'false consensus'. This false consensus is significant because it increases self-esteem. The need to be "normal" and fit in with other people is underlined by a desire to conform and be liked by others in a social environment.
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>>5035490
no
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>>5035470
and i still don't understand this filename
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>>5035482
He didn't even know how to draw 2 years ago ;_;
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>>5035490
Why is he holding a small picture of a blurry circle?
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>>5035479
Do you have the one of the /mu/tant at the party?
The >tfw superior patrician one?
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>>5035490
That condom better be for him. Because it's far too small to fit me.
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>>5035488
>fat ugly bitches instead of cute adorable ponies
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>>5035490
depends on what CD that is

that's a CD right
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>>5035487
>Killing spiders
Not cool dude
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>>5035501
the joke is dicks
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>>5035487
He's fast, like a marsupial.
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>>5035495
What does this even have to do with 4chan at all?
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>>5035479
>Drive
>Christina Hendricks in slow motion
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>>5035490
tiny marshmallow horse is not for sexually
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>>5035510
>that
>fat
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>>5035519
What DOESN'T it have to do with 4chan, anon?
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>>5035495

Wikipedia spammer? Is that you?
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>>5035492
>See? I want to see it too!

Oh Pinkie
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breakfast is served
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>>5035502

I barely could either

I've only been drawing for 2 1/2 years (im 18)

you just gotta want to learn, find tutorials, learn from other artists, and practice, seriously
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>>5035487
what did that spider ebver do to you
>>
>>5035503
"Check it out, anon! I spent all day learning photoshop!"
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>>5035519
Everything?
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>>5035510
>ponies
>warhammer
ugh. could you be any more "Hey Internet, look how cool I am! I get your references! Am I cool yet?"
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>>5035492
>Because we would get bullshit like THIS again

Isn't that falling into a bit of an "either or" argument? Those German comics are just cheap lazy flash comics. I just wished the official comic had ponies that looked more on model.
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>>5035501
Some dude was having fun with his girlfriend, she had anal beads in and wanted him to pull them out.
And he well, filename.
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>>5035539
>PS
>not Illustrator
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>>5035530
I learned a lot from that man
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>>5035544
Those poor intestines
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>>5035445
Because comedy comic books traditionally have cartoonish artwork to tell a story fast, while remaining attractive - don't expect them to painstakingly render every feather in Dash's wings in every frame just because some fan artist did it.
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>>5035510

>Dissing the girl next door perfection that is Aubrey
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>>5035533
What was this grilled cheese thing from?

I saw it on /co/ all the time before, but never bothered to ask
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>>5035533
gwilled cheese
if you pwease
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>>5035427
Even professionals sketch before drawing shit.
Not doing that is just stupid.
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>>5035542
Hmmm... I'll have a look
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>>5035512
>>
Would you let a pony snuggle up under your shirt and poke their head out of the top?
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>>5035479

Capes are hilarious.

Post bronies in Capes. Some guy did CMC capes once.
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>>5035542
Why do you have to hate fun, anon?
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>>5035536
>tfw can't be a good artist until I've drawn for years
>almost reaching my first year milestone and it feels like I've done nothing at all
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>>5035567
The Looney Tunes Show
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>>5035567
It's a mini song from that New Looney Tunes cartoon.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxu75V4HHAk
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>>5035533
How is she holding the bread like that?
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>>5035578
Hell, her lower half can be in my pants.
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>>5035520
>>Drive
>>Christina Hendricks gets a shotgun to the head in slow motion
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>>5035593
magnets
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>>5035576
Make one with him holding a copy of SICP
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>>5035584
>tfw draw for a year
>tfw you have become a sensation
feels good man
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>>5035593

it's buttered and sticky, probably
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>>5035576
i don't know what that is. looks terrible
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>>5035544
guaaaaahhhh nooo that's not even slightly how you use anal beaaaads

You're supposed to pop them out slowly when the person cums aaaahghghgh
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>>5035582
call me crazy, but 40k doesn't seem to attract the most fun-loving types
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>>5035542

Well, there was a Luna Wolves legion.
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>>5035611
tiara please go
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>>5035611
>tfw draw for a year
>significantly better at drawing, still mostly-unknown

Feels pretty goodman
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>>5035543

>GG's best, most interesting and sexist character
>Wasted on stupid rape porn
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>>5035612
Is your butter sticky?
You need to stop buying that kind of butter
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>>5035566

That is one fine looking butt
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>>5035611
>>5035634
fuck you fuckers
why can't i have something good in my life for once
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>>5035512
>>5035576
>DO YOU LIKE SYNTH POP?
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>>5035574
>Angry Bird
Why?

>>5035604
>>5035520
oh man that part was cool. it almost looked like that really handsome guy was gonna rape cowtits mcgoo
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>>5035621
I literally just started started reading the Horus Heresy.
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>>5035589
>>5035585
Wow

Maybe I should haven't been so quick to over look new Looney Tunes
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>>5035633
how did you know?
>>
>>5035648
everybody progresses differently
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>>5035646
I'd squeeze them cheeks
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>>5035648
There's an RVA thread on /co/. Those are fun. It's a Captain N episode, though.
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>>5035593
How are these dogs playing cards?
It should be impossible, and yet somehow they go on... playing the game.
In the end, aren't we all just dogs playing poker?
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>>5035617
Remember: All fanbases are terrible
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>>5035659
You're a bragging attentionwhoring faggot
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>>5035656
>it almost looked like that really handsome guy was gonna rape cowtits mcgoo

No clue what you're talking about
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>>5035659
I wish you'd stop bragging
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>>5035593
stones of attraction
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>>5035657

I WAS THERE THE DAY HORUS SLEW THE EMPEROR
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>>5035663
that doesn't make it better. some people will spend their lives trying to achive something and fail horrible and others will be rich and famous before they are even 18.
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>>5035658
The best part of the show are basically the musical bits, and that's pretty much it
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So uh...is EmptyAudio around?
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>>5035686
Life is unfair. Enjoy what you do.
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>>5035613
That's the point.
Have a listen.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKz-M661AAU

I hope you have descent head phones or a good speaker system with some good range.
Cuz' you wouldn't know what you missing.
>>
if you say you've been drawing for a year and you dont think you've improved

then you haven't been drawing for a year

you've been shitting around and doodling for a year

draw everyday, draw stuff you know you dont know how to draw, and learn how to draw it. tutorials, speedpaints, tracing and experimenting, whatever

the more you draw, the more you improve. you will never get WORSE if you keep on drawing
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>>5035666

Nice and plump
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>>5035668
PONIES CANT PLAY CARDS!
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>>5035663
>>5035686
I just guess my whole life was destined to be one giant train wreck where i'll die alone
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>>5035674
that one part in drive where they got to the hotel after the botched robbery, ryan gosling hand his hands over henricks's mouth and was pointing his mighty finger at her and I thought it would've been cool if he stuck his penis in her but he didn't because it wasn't that kind of movie
>>
>draw for 18 months
>doing pretty good
>not super well-known but have the respect of some peers
>things are gonna be alright
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>>5035656
>Angry bird
Some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.
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>>5035671
>>5035678
hehe
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>>5035652
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>>5035658
It's a better show that I thought it would be, but it took me a couple of episodes to get into it. The side songs are sometimes good, sometimes laughably embarrassing. But the continuity is actually a nice change. And the expressions in the Family Photo episode last week were hilarious.

We /co/ now
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>>5035714
>that one part in drive where they got to the hotel after the botched robbery, ryan gosling hand his hands over henricks's mouth and was pointing his mighty finger at her and I thought it would've been cool if he stuck his penis in her but he didn't because it wasn't that kind of movie
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>>5035709

>not posting it

but why
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>>5035681
the 40k books are fun little reads. Much of what makes the setting so interesting is the lore
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>>5035723
This is probably more likely what would happen
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>>5035692
Why yes, yes I am.
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>>5035709
Shut up anon

You're just mad that Riker Dash took all your money...
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>>5035735
The waiting begins...
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>>5035710
why die alone when you can go on a killing spree and take others with you
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>>5035700
>>5035576
>Earth
That's 7hip5me
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>>5035709
And yet they can.
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>>5035730
I didnt have it

I'm sorry, Im bad at pony. Can we play again?
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>>5035731
I haven't played the game in years. Tabletop or Dawn of War. But the stories I have to come back to again and again.
>>
Which pony/ponies doesn't/don't believe in evolution?
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>>5035700
>>5035613
>>5035750
Anyone have the ms paint comic?
Can't find it.
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>>5035746
Or you could just go to the already-dead thread. Or get each other on Skype or something. Christ.
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>>5035723
>>
>>5035738
OK MLPG, who would win in a poker tournament

The mane 6 or the Enterprise bridge officers of The Next Generation?
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Hello /co/.

Anyone have a super HD scan of Watchmen that is NOT from the Absolute edition? Because Absolute was recolored and it looks just awful.
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>>5035757
Pinkie
She wrote her own creation myth
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>>5035722
It is a little inconsiderate to rub your success in others' faces constantly.
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>>5035747
Why do that when you can isolate yourself from most of society, spending every waking hour training your mind and body with martial arts, or assembling your equipment, and then when the time comes, reemerge as a costumed vigilante?

save them
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>>5035774

For comparison. This is what the original looks like.
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>>5035757
This one
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>>5035701
I'm pretty sure I've been drawing for a year
It all still looks fucking horrible

I've been studying and really just trying to improve but i cant
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>>5035701
Or maybe you are good at something else just not drawing
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>>5035757
Celestia and Luna, since they were there at Creation. also Pinkie, because she knows Lauren personally. Try again.
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>>5035780
thats not tiara. hes been playing xcom.
but he does do that every now and then anyway
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>>5035771

Are you fucking joking?
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>>5035774
>that Radioactive Man parody

I wish I have more Simpson's comics...
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>>5035790
>>5035774
Oh jeez, why would they even do that?
>>
>>5035795
>tfw not good at ANYTHING
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>>5035771
Riker and Dash cancel each other out
The only ponies that probably play good is Rarity, Pinkie and FS if Angel is allowed
AJ can't bluff to save her life and Twilight would be easy to read

I'm going with the Picard and company
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>>5035724
I want to have hugs with those two dressed like that
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>>5035799
>Celestia and Luna, since they were there at Creation.

Nope. Equestria was founded before they were around. And Discord terrorized them after that. THEN they appeared.
>>
What are you listening to?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsArcMMqbhw
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>>5035768
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>>5035816
Founded before their reign.
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>>5035823
animal farts
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>>5035809
>tfw just want to lay around and idly pass your life away with simple earthly pleasures

it ain't easy being a hedonist
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>>5035790
>>5035774
I too would like a better scan
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>>5035823
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>>5035809
you are good at something you just dont know what yet
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>>5035823

I was looking around Youtube for shitty music and found something I actually kinda like.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbmAO3MLM-g
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>>5035761
I'd rather have a freshly dead horse that won't fall off the board quickly. We're not going to bother you so calm down.
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>>5035490
fuck off reagan
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>>5035808
>Oh jeez, why would they even do that?

The idea is good: Make a hard cover edition of their best comics in huge books. But they decided to use modern coloring techniques (digital) and ruined it.

What I want are super HD versions of the original.
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>>5035824
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>>5035659
fluffy pls stop namefagging as me.
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>>5035799
>Implying Celestia and Luna are primordial
They're 2nd generation Titans at best

Discord would be primordial though
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>tfw rewatching Samurai Jack
I totally forgot how fucking sweet this show was.
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>>5035810
>Riker and Dash cancel each other out

Just picturing this in my mind makes me smile more then it should
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>>5035827

Well they clearly didn't have their sun and moon powers at the time if they existed at all, because the Unicorns were shown doing that themselves
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>>5035836
i'm terrible at everything I try
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>>5035793

then find other ways of improving, i dunno!
sometimes other people see your mistakes better than you do, try getting outside input on your art. maybe try different mediums! or find something else creativity wise to express yourself in if straight up drawing isn't working for you. sculpting, plushies, photo manip etc
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I want to cuddle Nanaki's OC.
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>>5035700
2deep4me
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>>5035860
You're STILL an attentionwhoring bragging faggot
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>>5035864
weren't using their powers.
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>>5035877
And you're a whining faggot.
You two should get along fine.
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>>5035824
This is actually what I'm listening to right now.
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>>5035834
what genre is this and where can i find a link to download it?
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>>5035856
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>>5035865
think of more outside the box things like dissection and pipe bomb making
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>>5035892
You know, it stopped being funny 20 edits ago.
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>>5035837
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAFXFz4SQbc
HEY HEY
DO YOU LIKE DREAM POP?
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>>5035871
I want to rail his ass over pulled aside panties until he screams, but I don't talk about it.
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>>5035883
Just like these two
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>>5035877
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>>5035868
I'm just destined to be a terrible artist
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>>5035863

I need fanart of this.
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>>5035900
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>>5035892
ponies holding things in their mouths isn't cute anymore

that's another one off the list
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>>5035864

>takes a fuck ton of unicorns to move the sun
>suddenly celestia is born and can do that for them by herself

It's like she's jesus or something.
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>>5035899
What if.....we put the explosives on the OUTSIDE of the pipe?
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>>5035823
>Not listening to Merzbeat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BInLhUWO1TY
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>>5035932
well then try it, dont let anything stop you
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>>5035916
ok ok

Who is more useless in a fight?

Fluttershy or Worf?
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>>5035934
>click link
>youtube changed the layout yet again
Why.
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>>5035823
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wz0mAjUvIc

Best Dubstep song out there
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>>5035947
Worf kicked ass though
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>>5035934
Holy shit, Merzbow made something that's actually good?
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>>5035932
AND THEN WE PUT A SUB CRITICAL NUCLEAR MASS IN SIDE THE PIPE?
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>>5035913

So disgusting looking.
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>>5035904

I don't think I do. Is this some kind of insult?

Please forgive me, I am intentionally ignorant about music.
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>>5035950
web 3.0
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>>5035823
just this old standard
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJs6fFugXpI
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>>5035947
Fluttershy actually hurts enemies by making them trip over her so she's more useful
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>>5035947
Ever seen the supercut of Worf's ideas getting shot down? It's hilarious. Ironic then that Michael Dorn and Ronald Moore want to do another Star Trek.
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>>5035823
sketching crystal pone and listening to dream on by aerosmith

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ynrSEjHyRI
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Chocolate Twilight vs. Regular Twilight
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>>5035955

>Worf
>kicking ass

Yeah, on the holodeck maybe.
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>>5035986
is it porn?
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>>5035771
I hated black cyclops in Star Trek
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>>5035963
He's referencing the synthpop thing from earlier in the thread

anyone care to explain it?
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>>5035916
>I don't need your dream mares.
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>>5035887
Converge - All We Love We Leave Behind
It's aggressive hardcore-punk/metalcore kind of something or other
I just got it off TPB
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>>5035991
dont know yet. might just go back to playing more xcom for a while though.
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>>5035931

She is more like a pony Kwisatz Haderach if you have read dune

The perfect pony, bred from all 3 pony bloodlines that has hax godpowers and controlls the destiny of all pones

I wonder if equestria has worms
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>>5035993
racist! ableist!
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>>5035988
that is a cute pony
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>>5035993
I always identified with Data, and envied his friendship with Geordi.
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>>5035988
No
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>>5035993
You're not going to giver everyone on star trek names like Magic Horn and Tree Kicker, are you?
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>>5035988
regular

that's the twilight i've grown accustomed to, so any variation on that seems too out of character for me to like
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>>5035988
Regular Twilight.
But that doesn't mean Chocolate twilight can't be nice once in a while.
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>>5035989
>Worf's training program, level 1
>Ponies
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>>5035899
Knife throwing! Juggling! Competitive breast massage!
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>>5036012

Data and Geordi were the bro-est of bros. One of the best parts of TNG.
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>>5035988
Neither, she is an awful horse.
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>>5035900
I disagree
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>>5036005
Pony only has worms when it eats undercooked meat
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>>5035988
Give me the chocolate, baby!
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I think I like the full bodysuit better.
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>>5036005
>you will never Celestia's dainty horsemouth
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>>5035947
>Fluttershy shames Worf when they are planet side.
>Pickard just looks at Worf with disgust when they reach the holodeck.
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>>5036014
Magic Hat ran a pretty good bar. She also gave Snappy Pranks a run for his money.
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>>5036044
I think she can't breath or fly
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>>5035997
Troll on /mu/
Avatarfags as Rainbow Dash
Dismisses the validity of all forms of music besides synthpop
Denies the Holocaust
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>>5036030
>Scotty can still hear the screaming.
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>>5036044
>latex covered wings
I like this thing
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>>5036005
They sure do!

You need to visit the doctor to get something for them!
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>>5036049

>Worf spends the rest of the episode trying to commit suicide
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>>5036014
Nope theres only Black Cyclops and Worf Nanaki
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>>5036071
HAHAHA TOO SLOW
>>5036041
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>>5036053
Remember the time Asperger Holodeck got caught playing with ponies instead of working?
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>>5036039
>not using this edit >>5035892
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>>5036073
What? Again?
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>Of these, the security personnel were quite expendable. TOS: "The Changeling" and "The Apple", in TOS Season 2, both featured four security redshirts dying in each episode. "The Changeling" has the most anonymity involved; all but one of the redshirts that die are unnamed, the other being Carlisle (Nomad also "killed" Mr. Scott, but was kind enough to restore him at Kirk's request).

Bronies time traveled and ruined Star Treck!
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>>5036078
>tfw you've been calling Nanaki "Worf" as a joke for probably 8 months now
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>>5036053
>>5036082
This is incredibly silly and I feel silly for know exactly whos who
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>>5036062

>Scotty
>TNG

Get out.
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>>5036082
>THOSE FUCKING EPISODES
AAAAUHUHUHUHUHGHGHUGHUGHGHU ALL OF MY CRINGING
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>>5036062
>Scotty
>Not Anikin
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>>5036092
>Insulting the name of Worf.
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>>5036113
HEY REMEMBER THAT TIME HE SAVED VOYAGER?
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>>5036130
Yeah. Shame on you guys.

He does that enough on his own without you rubbing it in!
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>>5036130
>implying the show didn't already insult his name into the ground
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>>5036082

Remember Gay Sweater episodes? Glad they got rid of him early in the show.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bBD5yyT-s0
>MLPG in a nutshell.
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>>5036107
Relics was a brilliant episode.

It also stars Geordi being bro-tier again. See also, I, Borg.

Geordi was pretty much the best.
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>>5036107

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Relics_%28Star_Trek:_The_Next_Generation%29
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>>5036153
The episode with the Dyson sphere?
man i liked that episode
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>>5036153
I would watch a show about Captain Geordi and the Enterprise F. I would watch the shit out of it.
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>>5036162
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfAxcBmVDYc&feature=g-vrec
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>>5036153
Yeah

Too bad he was blind
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>>5036175
I liked the novel.
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>>5036153

Indeed it was.

I need to go watch TNG again. You guys are reminding me why I love it so much/
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Is it safe?
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>>5036274
I think so.
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>>5036283
Where to begin?
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>>5036274
We're clear
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>>5036290
How about you start us off and set the scene of the competition. Big Mac, Caramel and how many other stallions are here to determine who's the biggest and the best when it comes to pony cocks?
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>>5036316
I suppose the barn at Sweet Apple Acres would be the best location. It's reasonably quiet and private. It's probably not a public affair, just a few stallions in the know, maybe a dozen or so. Contests include length, girth, weight, ball size, volume of output, distance, etc. No pony's ever come close to winning all of these events of course, but Mac's still been the reigning champion five years running, only losing out in a few categories.
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>>5036450
The contest begins with length. Easily the most basic comparison they could make, but given the other events it's best to get it out of the way first. The rules are simple. Each contestant stands in front of a low table and gets himself erect. Once he's ready he kneels down and lays out his cock, balls hanging off one edge. Another pony makes a mark at the tip. Whoever's got their mark farthest from the edge wins.

Caramel goes first, making an impressive foot and a quarter mark on the table. Unfortunately the next stallion still dwarfs him by several inches. Those waiting in line slap against their bellies to get as hard as possible, several spurting thin streams of pre as they eagerly await their chance to show off. Big Mac goes last, his cock landing on the table with a heavy thump. He beats the next largest stallion by a full two inches, grinning as he stands and prepares to announce his victory.

He's interrupted by the sound of a colt clearing his throat from the other side of the room.
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>>5036597
I'm sure Mac recognizes that voice right away, his throat seizing up as he turns to see Snails giving a smug grin. He doesn't know how the colt managed to sneak in without him noticing or even how he found out about today. The other stallions are all confused. There have never been any underage stallions at any of these events before. Caramel glances up at Mac, wondering why the big red workhorse is going so pale. Looking back at Snails, he can see something thick and black beginning to emerge from his sheath as the skinny colt saunters over to the table.
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>>5036719
A loud thud makes Big Mac's ass clench reflexively as Snails' cock slams into the hardwood table. He lets out a goofy laugh as he looks down at the series of marks, every last one of them behind his flare. "Wow, I remember being that small." he drawls before looking up at the stunned faces of the stallions surrounding him. "Guess I'm the biggest, huh? Oh wait, aren't you supposed to be hard for this one?"

Big Mac is the only pony other than Snails with his jaw not on the floor. Caramel's cheeks start to flush as Big Mac stammers an agreement to the young colt. "Well, who's gonna help me get this thing hard then?"
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>>5036840
For several tense seconds no one in the room makes a move or even takes their eyes off that ebony monster. Mac tries to process what he's just heard. He thought that colossal cock looked slightly bigger than he remembered it, but did he just say he wasn't hard? Mac's own measurement, the longest so far, came to just below the colt's medial ring, more than half of that fat dick stretching past it. Before he could stammer out a question though, Caramel broke the stillness in the room, walking over to begin licking at the base of that absurd length. "That's a good start but I'm gonna need more than one volunteer if we wanna get through this. I heard there's more contests after this."
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>>5037012
Caramel's attention to the base of the colt's cock was enough for it to start to slowly swell. Another stallion sheepishly headed in followed by two more, alternating sides of the table and moving further down his growing length. Snails sighed and encouraged them as they bowed their heads beneath him and rubbed his cock harder with their tongues. With every throb his cock grew longer and longer, not to mention thicker. Which meant more and more flesh for the stallions to cover.

Soon his medial ring was pushing past his front legs and all the stallions save Big Mac were eagerly lapping at his glistening cock. With the other ponies distracted, Snails looked Big Mac in the eyes and wiggled his eyebrows. "I'm almost there - you want to give my flare a good lapping?" Big Mac blushed as he struggled to hide just how much he did.
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>>5037167
Without a word, Mac slowly stepped around the table, his own erection bouncing beneath him, as the greeted Snails's cockhead from the other side. The huge flare was near the edge of the table as Mac bent down, touching his tongue to the enormous glans. He could feel the colt's heartbeat as he licked and slobbered over the fat head, and before long the enormous rod was draped across the entire table, the very tip hanging over the far edge. "You should have brought a bigger table. How do you expect to measure me if I can't even fit?"
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>>5037357
There was another awkward silence as the colt grinned smugly. This time Big Mac was the one to step up, telling Snails to take a few steps back - if their table wasn't long enough, they all had measuring sticks slung between their legs, didn't they? Resting his absolutely massive flare on the table so his cock would stay level, Big Mac strode up alongside the colt and kneeled down. Caramel and another stallion pushed his cock until it pressed snugly against Snails' far larger girth. At Big Mac's order, the previous second place stallion stood on the opposite side and lined his tip up with Big Mac's. Third place followed suit, his flare just barely behind Snails' massive swollen glans. "Hah, does this mean I get first, second and third place?"

Thoroughly humiliated, the stallions stepped aside as Snails turned triumphant, his flare rolling off the table and bobbing dangerously close to the ground. Smiling brightly he clenched hard, sending the bottom third of his shaft up to smack loudly against his belly, the turgid shaft wobbling slightly as it bent upwards in front of him and spat a thick rivulet of pre to splatter all over the ground. Caramel gawked at the size of it, easily larger than he'd ever seen in his life. "So fellas, what's the next event?"
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>>5037516
Mac answered that the second contest was usually to measure their girth. This was another simple contest. On another stretch of table, they'd make two marks on either side to measure how wide they were. Mac then explained that after the girth test they usually moved on to measuring the stallions' huge nuts, followed by measuring the total weight of everyone's package, for which one of the stallions had brought a scale.
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>>5037674
With a wide grin, Snails said that since he was the last one to arrive it would only be fair if he went last in every event. Several stallions' ears drooped at the thought of having to go through the entire contest only to be shown up at every event by the clear winner, let alone a colt. Trudging over to the girth measuring table, Caramel was first again. He gently laid his cock down on the table as Snails grabbed the marking chalk in his mouth and measured him. Once he left, Snails took a look at the markings and happily said, "Three!" The stallions looked at each other in confusion until Snails saw that no one understood him. "Oh, uh, that's how old I think I was when I was this thick."

Stallion after stallion walked to the table with their heads hanging low. Each one would drop his cock out on the long plank of wood, have Snails mark out his length, then embarrass him by proudly pronouncing how young he was before he outgrew their girth. Though the situation was humiliating, every last stallion still slapped himself to rigidity before his shaming, in some desperate attempt to at least increase the number Snails would brand them with afterwards.
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>>5037813
Mac was second to last as he grimly approached the table, the stallion before him trotting away defeated as he'd only warranted a ten, still the highest number called so far. Mac didn't even know why he cared what Snails said. He knew it was all just a joke for the colt's own amusement, but still he was confident he could manage better as his girth was easily half again as big as the last pony's. Snails did the measurement but this time didn't say anything as he looked at Mac. waiting for the taller stallion to speak. "Well, how'd I do?" Snails gave a wicked grin. "Ten." Mac was stunned. "Growth spurt." With a heavy sigh Mac pulled away from the table. Snails then hoisted his own cock up, completely obscuring the measurements of everyone else as Caramel volunteered to make the marks. After he removed his giant dicks, the marks for Snails were easily three times the width of Mac's. "Gee, it looks like I win again. What are the odds, eh? Next is weight, right?"
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>>5037931
"I-it's more volume than weight," Caramel squeaked, earning the glares of everyone except the eager young colt. He shrunk from the negative attention until Snails strode confidently up to him. With his massive erection bobbing between Caramel's legs and occasionally sending his smaller cock swinging Snails grinned as he asked Caramel to explain it for him. Stumbling a bit, he led the group over to the ball-measuring station. It was simple in principle - a basin of warm water filled to a specific level. Each stallion would take turns gingerly dunking their testes into the bath until they were completely submerged. Then another stallion would mark the height of the water. Whoever's balls could displace the most water would then be declared the victor.

Demonstrating, Caramel straddled the bucket and lowered his impressive balls inside. Another stallion held a wax pencil at the ready to measure, but Snails snatched it from him with a grin. Marking his height, Caramel stood up, wiggling his rump to get all the drops of water off of his soaked testes. Snails didn't exactly have an accurate memory of the volume of his balls, but he could certainly guess. "Two!"
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>>5038058
One by one the other stallions lined up to dunk their hot, sweaty testes in the cold water, each displacing more and more liquid as Snails rattled off a series of demeaning numbers, this time going no higher than seven. Big Macintosh actually wasn't the most impressive at this event, walking away with only an embarassing five. Most of the other stallions tended to load up with herbal supplements to give them the edge in this event, and as a result there were two that displaced slightly more water than the big red pony's glistening apples. The last one nearly brought the water up to the rim, just missing it by an inch.
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>>5038169
As Snails came to take his turn, all the stallions knew what was coming. It was plain to see that his massive orbs were larger than the top of the bucket. But just to show off he leaned forward and stood on his front legs, raising his heavy balls above the top before letting them fall down, resting atop the metal pail. With a goofy laugh he spoke, "Gosh, you guys need to upgrade your measuring equipment. First the table and now this bucket? I thought this was a competition for the biggest and heaviest in Ponyville!" One of the stallions muttered something about how there wasn't any point in trying to find a larger bucket since he was clearly the winner. But it was Big Mac that cut him short. "It ain't a proper contest if we don't do proper measurements."

Trotting off, he returned dragging a big wooden tub the Apples used to bathe in. Setting it down in the middle of the barn, he emptied the contents of the bucket into it and tossed the empty container to Caramel to go refill. Once the tub was a little less than halfway full Snails eagerly approached to show off his size. Big Mac just glared at him. "We done changed the tub, so we all gotta go again. Y'cain't go comparin' a bucket to a washtub, now can ya?"

The stallions groaned as Snails giggled and eagerly held the wax measuring pencil between his teeth.
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>>5038306
The greater volume of water meant that now the marks were more tightly grouped together, none of them really big enough to displace that much liquid, the high water mark was about three inches above the resting point. Once every stallion had gone again, Snails positioned himself over the large tub. Caramel leaned in with the pencil, ready to mark. Snails grinned and dropped his rear, letting his balls splash down into the liquid, soaking Caramel's face. The water had risen all the way to the top and was spilling out slightly. When Snails removed his enormous testes, the remaining water sunk down to two inches below the starting point. "I think this one was kinda close" he joked. "So what next?" Mac said that there was one more size challenge before they moved on to the next set of events. All the stallions were going to weigh their cock and balls in a large sling. I know I said scale earlier but this sounded better. After that they'd move on to the production challenges, seeing who could produce the biggest loads and who could shoot the farthest.
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>>5038439
Er, how does the sling work?
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>>5038505
It's just hooked up to some kind of weight, like a simple pulley system. The heavier they are the higher the weight will rise.
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>>5038525
Caramel was again the first to demonstrate the event. Walking up behind a wooden frame, he reared up and rest his front hooves on a beam. Another stallion pulled on a cord connected to a weight, rising it into the air as a canvas sling lowered before the waiting Caramel. He positioned himself inside the strip of fabric, leaning back so that his cock and balls rest inside it. The other stallion gently let the cord go until the sling pulled taut around Caramel's genitals. Again at the ready, Snails marked how high the weight was before the operating stallion pulled on the cord to let Caramel out. When the weight was on the ground, Snails picked up up and hefted its weight before declaring that Caramel's junk was actually pretty impressive. "I mean, I remember having to lug around something that heavy when I was four!"
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>>5038663
As a succession of fatter and heavier dicks occupied the sling, the weight continued to rise higher and higher. Mac's heavy junk actually brought it up to his own eye level. Realizing that Snails would probably send it crashing into the ceiling as it was, Mac ordered more weight strapped to the other end of the sling. "It's still fair," he explained. "We'll just use triple the amount and we'll triple your score."
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>>5038763
The little colt struggled to reach the bar, his front hooves barely resting against the edge of the wood. As he steadied himself, Big Mac pulled the weights up and lowered the sling. Then promptly dropped the weight with another heavy sigh. Snails grinned wide as Caramel rushed off to fetch a bigger piece of canvas. As Big Mac and another stallion upgraded their weighing device, Snails caught Caramel staring at his bobbing erection. He nonchalantly slapped against his belly again, sending the front half of his cock wobbling as Caramel gulped hard and slapped a few times himself.

Soon the machine was actually ready for him and the colt got back into position. The larger sling drooped low, but given his height the smaller pony couldn't quite get himself into it. Caramel and another stallion stepped up to help get him snug, Snails' smile growing wider as he felt Caramel take a quick whiff of his balls as he nosed them into place. Once he was set, Big Mac slowly lowered the weight which took all of a few seconds. Even at triple scale, Snails' measurement topped Big Mac's handily. "Haha, I guess I win this one too. And I'm not even full grown yet!"
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>>5038924
Now it was time for the cumming contests. Mac explained the rules. There were two events for volume. The first was a simple splatter test. One corner of the barn was set aside for every stallion to take it in turns to slap himself to orgasm and whoever ended up with the biggest puddle wins. The second was more scientific. They'd hook their dicks up to a milking machine that emptied into a multi-gallon clear container, after which they'd make a mark on the outside and drain it before the next stallion plugged himself in.
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>>5039049
As the stallions lined up, with the more confident ones standing far apart, Snails opted to stand near the edge of the pack aiming towards the corner. Once everyone was ready, Big Mac signaled the start of the event with the meaty sound of his erection beating against his belly. Soon the entire barn echoed with the sound of cocks slapping chests and the light groaning of stallions. Minutes passed as the clenching and bobbing of that many massive cocks built up quite a head of musky smell in the air, helping the stallions towards their messy goal. Caramel was the first to pop, crying out and unloading all over the ground underneath him. No one save Snails noticed that his cry of passion began rather sibilant, Caramel quickly catching himself before letting everyone know what exactly he was thinking of as he beat himself to climax.

Stallion after stallion came, the smarter ones edging themselves as best they could to help pad their puddles. Finally, Big Mac groaned and shuddered as his impressive shaft bloated and spat thick jets of spunk all over the floor. Every stallion had their puddle and they moved away from the corner to get a better look. Until they noticed Snails' cock was still flexing and slapping hard against his belly, the colt groaning and panting as true to his name, he slowly neared his climax.
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>>5039190
With a soft moan, a huge spray of clear liquid leapt from Snails's flaring cock, splashing down onto the floor, easily the biggest puddle. "Just...a little pre" he grunted as he continued to beat the bottom portion of his giant dick against his chest. Then the stallions saw as the root of his cock seemed to nearly double in thickness, rippling down his immense shaft as he roared with triumph, a huge blast of viscous goo soaring out of his massive flare, drenching the entire corner of the room and completely covering the combined loads of the other dozen stallions. With another grunt came a second, even larger burst as the stallions realized these were just his individual wads. As the cumming colt turned toward Mac, he said "This might...take a while...Go ahead...and get...the next....event ready."
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As an aside, when this is all over, would you be willing to do an alternative ending that's even more absurd than what we're up to already?
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>>5039294
It took a second for Big Mac to process the request, unable to tear himself away from the incredible sight of Snails erupting. Stammering an affirmative, he nearly tripped over his own legs as he wandered off to set up the machine. All the other stallions stayed behind to watch as Snails put them all to shame. Though that was the furthest thing from most of their minds, instead spellbound by the magnificent sight of that mammoth cock flexing and rippling as each pressure-wave of spunk rocketed out to splatter the ground and the walls of the barn. Though no one was looking to catch him, Caramel didn't care as he kneeled before the edge of the expanding lake of seed and tentatively lapped at it, trembling as his own cock spat a comparatively pitiful, yet impressive in its own right, wad of pre.

The machine set up, Big Mac rushed back to watch the rest of the spectacle until its end. It took Snails a full five minutes to finish cumming, and any puddles the stallions made were completely hidden under the musky flood of glue-like spunk coating nearly a quarter of the barn. Panting, Snails legs wobbled as he stumbled towards a wall to rest for a brief moment, smiling as he watched wisps of steam rising from the aftermath of his orgasm. When all the other contestants in this now-farce of a competition managed to pry their eyes away from the ruined barn walls they saw the hasty modifications Big Mac had made to the milking machine. In addition to the clear measuring container, he'd brought in several large oak barrels. No one had to ask why.
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>>5039332
>even more absurd
I don't think "yes" adequately expresses what I'm trying to say. I'll put it this way - my limit for size is around the point where clouds obscure your vision of the ground. Anything beyond that and you get into floating around in space using planets for things one should not use planets for, and my internal sense of scale breaks down completely. So feel free to let loose and just get crazy with it. <3
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>>5039476
I don't want to go so big that it actually becomes unusable, but here's my idea. I do like this story the way it's going and I'd like to go from here until the conclusion, possibly even including the full-body spitroasting we discussed. But after that I'd like an alternate ending where Snails reveals he's been magically suppressing his true size. He doesn't gain much in girth but his length increases dramatically. I know you like to cut to the chase, but I'd really like to see a protracted growth scene as he slowly reveals his true limits, maybe even going back to the measuring table to span it lengthwise. After that he could even do a multiple-body spitroast. I just want to really focus on the growth though, and how he winds up bigger than all of the other contestants combined.

Anyway back to the regular freaky story.
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>>5039564
Have I told you I like the way you think?

Because I like the way you think. <3
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>>5039437
Mac helped the first stallion get the suction pump around his cock, and the pressure had him cumming in no time, spurting for a good 30 seconds into the container and filling it up several inches. As each stallion went in succession, the most potent of them managed to fill the container to almost the gallon mark, one tenth of its full capacity. Mac felt a tapping on his flank as he turned to see Snails's still-rigid dick pressing against him. "You know I'm starting to think you guys have something against me. All this stuff is way too small. That pump won't even fit around my cockhead." Feeling exasperated, Mac called Caramel over and told him to hold the end up the pump steady over Snails's flare as several other stallions volunteered to give the colt's equipment a vigorous licking. Meanwhile Mac went to finish hooking up the barrels to the container, roughly estimating that three large barrels and a ten-gallon container would be enough to hold the colt's massive load. Probably.
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>>5039655
When he flipped on the machine, Snails yelped as the cup formed a fast seal around the tip of his flare. The stallions set to work, all of them eager to get a close up show of the colt's incredible climax. Caramel eagerly lapped and sucked on the exposed ridge of Snails' massive glans as the rest slurped and licked along his shaft until it shone with their saliva. Moaning loudly, Snails turned to Big Mac again with a bit of a pleading look in his eye, "G-gonna nngh, need someone to tease my b-balls if I'm guuhh haah hahh gonna fill this anytime soon." Trying not to show how much he was looking forward to it in front of everyone, he walked around behind the young colt and dipped his head down.

Snails' balls were dripping with sweat from his exertion, and Big Mac could feel warmth radiating from them. The musk at this range was palpable, hitting his nostrils like a slap in the face that made his ass pucker and his flare drool. Sticking out his broad tongue, he pressed it against Snails' wet flesh and ran it all over his left nut, enjoying the salty flavor of his sweat and making the colt shudder and moan with pleasure. Moving to the right he gave it the same treatment, leaving Snails' knees wobbling again as he purposefully held back for as long as he could. Leaning in even closer, the large stallion kissed the colt right between his swollen orbs, sucking the flesh against his lips and lapping at it with his tongue, aiming to leave a mark.

Snails' eyes rolled back into his head and roared as his flare doubled in size and his shaft swelled.
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>>5039819
The first jet of Snails's semen rocketed through the tube and into the canister, Inch after inch of coltcream flooded the enormous container, quickly surpassing every other contestant and racing toward the halfway mark. After about forty seconds of this incredible display, Mac realized that this continuous burst was only the colt's first spurt. Pulling his tongue away from the colt's glistening orbs, Mac scrambled to attach more barrels to the device as Caramel assumed his abandoned post, inhaling the musky scent deeply. At about the minute mark Snails's huge nuts finally gave a second heave as his second thick stream began to flood the container, pushing toward the top.
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>>5039953
Snails' was in absolute ecstasy as the powerful suction and stallion attendants hit all the right spots of his gushing shaft simultaneously. The colt's eyes were lidded and his mouth hung open, tongue lolling out as his second spurt dragged on, filling up the initial ten gallon container and spraying hotly into the first barrel. Caramel was completely lost in the colt's balls, moaning and inhaling deeply as he lovingly lapped and suckled his heated sac, his own cock thumping loudly against his own chest. Some of the stallions near the rear of the colt began to slap themselves, throwing their bodies into their work with renewed gusto, kissing and worshipping the young pony's swollen cock as they moaned and whimpered. Caramel felt Snails' fat testes droop for a moment before pulling up tight and hitting him in the face, their owner's third gushing spurt causing the colt's already bloated girth to surge even thicker as his orgasm grew more powerful.

Big Mac was scrambling to drag back another pair of barrels just as Snails finished filling up his first and swiftly working on his second. The big stallion couldn't help but watch for a moment, the look of pure happiness on Snails' face as the machine rumbled, desperate to keep up with the torrent of sperm rocketing out of the colt oddly appropriate. As Snails' fourth spasm hit he began to groan and tremble, desperately trying to form words.

"Ggghh ahh hah nnnah cum nggain!"
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>>5040192
Barely understand what he meant, Mac watched as the already swollen, bucking cock surged again, his gushing stream quickening. Five minutes in and the initial three barrels were already filled to capacity, the cumming colt's furious bursts not losing any steam. He was now filling a barrel every minute, and Caramel was desperately trying to attend to his surging nuts, their chaotic thrashing striking him several times. Finally, after nine solid minutes of this insane display, Mac was staring at seven full barrels of spunk and a milking machine that was cracked and leaking from the pressure. But what really caught his eye was that still unflagging erection attached to a now-gasping Snails. Even if the unbelievably endowed colt was finally starting to show signs of fatigue, his dick certainty wasn't. "So what...what's next?" he panted. Mac answered bluntly. "There's only one contest left. Distance. After that we announce the winner and offer him his prize." Snails gave a grin.
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>>5040333
It took Big Mac a few less than gentle nudges to get Caramel to pull away from the colt's musky nuts, the submissive stallion blushing hotly at his overt display of lust for the younger pony. But soon they moved outside for the last part of the competition. There they walked to what looked like a long jump station - a long box of sand with a line at one end. Each pony would stand with their flare at the edge of the line and slap until they came. Whoever got the farthest was the victor.

Caramel's attempt was far faster than any other stallions', the poor pony already on edge from spending all that time with his face buried in Snails' sweating balls. With a groan he spurted much farther than he'd done in practice, a solid three feet. Other stallions matched his distance and several beat it handily, five and a half being the record. But with a grunt of exertion, Big Mac managed to beat it by a full foot. At last it was Snails' turn, and every stallion waited anxiously to watch the colt's impressive display. Caramel in particular was eagerly standing close to his rear, eyeing his balls in case Snails needed some more help cumming again.
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>>5040405
Seeing how eager Caramel was to help out, Snails let him resume worshipping the colt's colossal nuts as he began slapping his rigid erection once again. After a couple minutes of this display, Snails once again gave a moan as the tip of his flare exploded with an immensely long stream of white which sailed over the sand pit completely, colliding with the row of Apple trees on the other side of the field easily 30 yards away. Mac was dumbfounded. He just couldn't believe where it could all be coming from as he watched this first enormous stream paint the tops of several trees a creamy white for a solid ninety seconds before his second burst began.

I'm already pushing this so far into ridiculous territory and we're not even at the regular ending let alone the alternate ending.
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>>5040509
I know, isn't it great?

All eyes were on Snails as his second burst sent a hoof-thick stream of hot, white seed flying out to plaster another far off tree. No one paid any attention to Caramel's babbling as Snails' surging nuts slapped him again, pulling tight to his body as the colt seemed to strain a little. It was almost as if he was somehow able to control how much force was behind his minute and a half long eruptions. As his climax continued, some of the stallions started to openly masturbate to the show, squirting pre and spunk all over the already soaked sand pit and surrounding area. Even Big Mac got caught up in it, gushing a half gallon of spunk out in front of him as Snails continued unloading.

Eventually the colt's orgasm died down, a 40 yard line of white stretching from the tip of his cock to a patch of trees caked with his cum. Out of breath and a little dizzy, Snails laid down for a moment, Caramel still moaning and slurping noisily on his balls. "I guess... huhh huhh I get... huhh huhh my prize now?"
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I'm starting to get a bit tired on my end, but I still want to finish this, so what's say since it's already well past absurdity we forget the alternate ending idea and just make it the ending?

There's two ways I'm thinking of. One is he spitroasts one pony, then grows, then spitroasts several at a time. Two is they go back inside and offer as his prize the use of any stallion he likes, and he picks three of them, Mac, Caramel, and a third, then they ask if he plans to fuck them all one at a time before he tells them no, he was planning on fucking all three of them at once before he reveals his secret in front of them.

I'm leaning toward two but I'll let you pick. I'll just do a quick bit of story catch-up while you decide.
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>>5040622
Helping the preposterously virile colt back inside the building, Mac explains that the prize at stake is free and unconditional use of any stallion's holes the winner wishes. Hearing this, Caramel continues tending to the colt's nuts, hoping desperately that he might be the one chosen. Catching his breath, Snails gives his reply.
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>>5040732
"Oh wow, you mean I get to show you what I can really do with this thing?" Snails giggled as the stallions grew nervous. They knew the prize going into it, but it usually ended up with Big Mac pounding Caramel senseless for the rest of the day. Smiling wide, the colt made his selection, deciding to have his way with second, third and last place. Caramel mumbled his thanks into Snails' nuts kissing them all over before heading over towards a nervous Big Mac and a trembling stallion. Swallowing hard, Big Mac spoke, "So who's first?" Smiling as his horn sparked to life, Snails replied, "All three of you."

Shuddering lightly, the colt's impossibly huge cock began to glow as his magic embraced the impressive length. "You see, I've been holding back on you guys. I figured I'd go easy on you so you wouldn't get scared off by the real thing. But if I get to use you any way I want, then I might as well just relax and go all out, right?" With that, Snails' cock began to actually unsheathe. Bit by bit his horn broke down the magical seals he layered on himself every few weeks to keep his true length in check. The first change was length, his cock gaining inch after inch as his stunned audience watched in silence. He closed his eyes in concentration as he slowly eased his cock out, pausing every so often to steady his stance. Soon he was a full foot longer than before, and his horn went dark. Opening his eyes he smiled and remarked, "I'd better get something to keep this thing off the ground if I'm ever going to get started."
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Would you mind doing the next bit as well? I'd be more than willing to repay you for this in the future, I'd just like this next part to be someone else's writing so I can enjoy it more.
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>>5040867
I figure he's going to have to get at least a little muscle in order to heft that length, but should he get bulky or stay pretty scrawny?
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>>5040905
A little muscle wouldn't hurt I guess. I can already imagine that dick lifting its three lucky victims off the ground.
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>>5040904
Should I go all the way to the spitroasting or just a few more blocks of him growing? I'll try to keep it slow for you either way.
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>>5040942
I do want some long, slow growth if you don't mind. Again I swear I'll pay you back for this.
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>>5040955
Walking carefully to the measuring table he outgrew, Snails slapped his cock against his belly, sending his flare into the air and crashing down onto the edge. With ample support, the colt chuckled as he resumed his show. His horn flickered back to life as the glow returned to his incredible length. Breathing in deeply, he held his breath for a moment before exhaling slowly. As the air left his lungs his cock shifted and slid further from his sheath. Again he inhaled sharply, waiting for a moment and then exhaling over the course of several seconds, his cock sliding out another inch. His three soon-to-be partners found themselves panting as they watched their fate unfurl before them, each wearing a different expression. The nameless third place stallion was all nerves and sweat, fearing the colt's ever growing cock. Caramel was entranced, his eyes growing bigger at the same rate as Snails' sluggish growth. Big Mac was a mixture of the two, torn between his lust for that incredible cock and the shame of being so thoroughly outclassed.

Soon Snails had gained another foot of length, pausing again as the glow shifted to his hind legs. He groaned as his calves and thighs grew a little thicker, the muscles beneath his skin rippling as they strengthened to better support his cock. Confident that he could now suspend himself on his own, he backed away from the table, his cock bobbing lightly but remaining upright. "Now that I'm all the way out of my sheath, it's time to undo the shortening spells."
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>>5041026
Concentrating harder, Snails' horn grew even brighter as the halo of light surrounding his cock shimmered and sparkled. Groaning with effort he grunted loudly as the light around his throbbing member suddenly shattered. The colt whimpered as he felt his true length begin to return, each beat of his heart sending his flare pounding farther and farther away from him. Soon he was moaning softly as his cock seemed to stretch out inch by inch. The compressive effects of the spell slowly faded, his medial ring growing in length until it was a three-inch wide band of pulsing, rigid flesh. Snails shuddered as he felt his cock jerk involuntarily, a wad of pre taking several seconds to travel from his groin out to the tip of his yards long erection. And still the colt kept growing longer.

"Ffffeels so good to finally relax~" he cooed as another pulse of pre made its way down his cock. His lengthening cock was finally starting to slow, the inches taking several throbs to gain as he neared his full size. The barn was silent save for the sound of the colt's panting and gentle moaning as his growth stopped and the stallions bore witness to the Snails in all his glory.
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>>5041087
I hope that wasn't too fast - I was at a loss for ways to keep padding it out.

Do you want to do a final description? I figure you're probably better off putting a number on his length than I am.
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>>5041104
I'm sorry to be greedy but let's just suppose that the concentration of relaxing his enchantments took the edge off his arousal, so that this "full size" is still only a partially soft measurement. I hate asking so much of you but I want to leave this ending in your hands. You can go as crazy as you want with the actual sex, and if you have any story ideas of your own I'll be glad to help you write them on Sunday afternoon or any time in the next few days when I'm free.
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>>5041135
I don't mind doing another post of him belly-slapping until he's fully hard again, but I'm getting a little too tired to keep going.

What say we end tonight with him all set to thread some stallions on his cock and we pick up another time?

And don't worry so much about paying me back. We just spent several hours typing out lewd descriptions of a colt with an unbelievably huge cock and production enough to fill several large barrels with viscous spunk - if I wasn't having a blast I probably would have cut it short far earlier. I mean it when I say I love playing with you - you're probably the most fun partner I've had on the general. <3
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>>5041173
Sounds good but I think he's got more cock than belly. It might be better to get those unused stallions in to get him up to size.
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>>5041212
Also, thank you so much for doing this. I'll try to announce when I get back on Sunday so we can wrap this up.
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>>5041212
Looking around the room, Snails smiled at the reaction he was getting after revealing himself. He'd expected at least one or two of them to make a break for it, but every last one remained. Sighing in relief he grinned at the stallions he hadn't chosen. "You know, even though this is the real me I am still soft. Care to help?" This time there was no hesitation. A stampede of erect ponies rushed the colt and tongues lashed out to lap and slurp at his glorious length. The colt couldn't help but moan out loudly at the sensation of all those mouths worshipping him. It had been so long since he'd felt any stimulation on his fully unsealed cock and he'd forgotten how sensitive his shaft was. Blood surged through his length as he swelled, his girth increasing slightly as inches throbbed onto him. His flare swelled and spat pre, nearly drowning the stallion foolish enough to try to suckle at his tip. He stumbled backwards as the encroaching erection pushed farther and farther away from Snails, his reflexive belly slapping sending his half-hard length swaying up and down.

Those waves grew longer and longer until the entire rod was moving up and down, the slight tensing near the base sending his flare swinging a foot upwards with each flex. At last he was at his maximum size, his unbelievably lengthy cock protruding out yards away from his front legs, easily the length of three large stallions not including the flare. The tip drooled a river of pre like a faucet on low and his heavy balls hung to his knees, beads of sweat pouring off of them to wet the ground below him with musk. A wave of his front hoof sent his impromptu fluffing team away, most of their cocks still spurting hot cum from the pleasure of worshipping the colt's ungodly length. Turning his head to his chosen three, Snails smiled warmly as he asked, "Who's ready to get fucked?"
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>>5041355
And with that I'm off to bed.

But I have to ask, do you have a name? Truth be told, I only picked mine at the behest of a past partner, so I can understand if you'd prefer to remain anonymous.
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>>5041363
If there's a way to communicate with you that's less open than posting here I could tell you.

In the meantime I'm just your anonymous fan who's thankful to have an outlet for his most depraved fantasies.
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>>5041377
Then I'm grateful to have you around, my anonymous partner. <3 <3 <3

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