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Crazy ponies edition

Old horse: >>4962037
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Crazyhorse is best horse
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>rape
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>>4964901
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>A vandal deserves respect
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>>4964921
Fat bastard > every Mike Meyers character ever
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What is the general consensus here about 3d girls?
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>>4964932
Disguisting
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The summoning is complete
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>>4964921
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>>4964932
gross
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>>4964932

Pig disgusting
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>>4964929
I... Dammit.
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>>4964932
Gaaaaaay
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WEH
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I'm in love with this horse
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>>4964935
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>>4964949
WEH?!
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>>4964950
You mean that dog?
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>>4964950

2realistic4me
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>>4964950
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cosmo check number three
pls respond
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>>4964964
WOH
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>>4964950

where's spirit

imma fuck 'im
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>>4964932
Out of my league.
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>>4964932
It's really creepy how much that looks like my sister.
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>>4964932
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>>4964973
darf i can be your cosmo tonight
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>>4964950
It's only because of the eyes. If it had dumb equine eyes, you wouldn't be.
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>>4964938
>>4964941
>>4964944
>>4964948
Whew.
For a second there I was afraid MLPG would ever reproduce.
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Would you still a pone if they were in heat?
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LARGE PULSATING HORSE SHLONG WITH BIG MOIST MUSKY BALLS.
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>>4964984
>humanized Applebloom has natural freckles
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>>4964921
wtf is up with this shrek shit?

is this ironic shitposting? i can't tell anymore.
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>>4964984
That's adorable
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>>4964950
SB?_____
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>>4964988

yes please
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>>4964986
Absolutely but first i need to drink some Equinum
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>>4964973
Surely you're aware of the availability of many, many programs through which it would be much easier to get in touch with someone?

MLPG hardly seems the most efficient method of gaining a specific person's attention.
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>>4964950
He does draw pretty horses
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>>4964986

Yes
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>>4965000
>>>/Shrekchan/
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>>4964983

Like this?
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>>4964988
PUFFY MARE VULVA DROOLING PINTS OF SLIPPERY JUICE
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>>4964986
Damn, no! I don't want my pelvis/jaw crushed!
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>>4965013
>woof
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>>4965000
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>>4965016

Clicked wrong button.
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>>4965019
BEEF MCLARGEHUGE
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>>4965000
>shrek shit
Bitch I'll cut you.
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>>4964982
but that's not true at all
you don't have my lyra dose

>>4965012
not really
i don't really like messaging clients
don't like the idea of people talking to me or having to have a back and forth dialogue

sorry for being a bother though

i'll go send him a message or something
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>>4965013
yes
very pretty horses
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i'll drag it in from the last horse, I don't care.
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>>4965037
At the gara~
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>>4965033
>don't like the idea of people talking to me or having to have a back and forth dialogue

...unless it's on a public forum in front of an audience like MLPG???
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Rose is so pretty
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>>4965011
Would you force her to watch as your cock lengthened and swelled until it was large enough to satisfy her?
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>>4964979
pics?
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this thread is now haunted
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>>4965040
it's just different, i can't explain it
i know i'm retarded
again, sorry
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>>4965035
>The Bart, the
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>>4965039
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>>4964986
At what age does pone go into heat?
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What's the last book MLPG read?
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>>4965024

>mfw I have a framed portrait of my face professionally Photoshopped over Shrek's face from Disneyworld from when I was, like, 10.
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>>4964984
If I ever, somehow, find myself with a girlfriend, I will immediately cut my vas severed
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>tfw you will never meet a cute chick who loves to draw pone
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>>4965048
We need the Applejack scene here, spookified.
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>>4965048
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Would you be my little colt?
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>>4965037
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>>4965048
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>>4965048
OH GOD RUN FOR YOUR LIVEDS
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>>4965062
*get my vas deferens severed
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>>4965057
1.
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>>4965055
Would you take a jubilant Derpy to the gara, MLPG?
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>>4965057
The year following when they got their cutie mark.
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>>4965046
Yes
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>>4965046
Well past large enough. I want to see her expression as she observes the non-erect growth far exceed anything she's taken before and she starts to imagine the complete swell of it filling her insides, forcing it balls-deep.
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>>4965073
And, uh, how old is Scootaloo?
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>>4965077
I would smuggle her in under my shirt if I had to.
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>>4965067
Only if you were my contributor husbando
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>>4965059
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>>4964935
MORE
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>>4965059
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>>4965059
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Okay, 3:13 AM here, time to go study for my world history test.
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>>4965083
More than enough.
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>You will never design, make, and model dresses with your friends.
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>>4965083
3.
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>>4965065
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>>4965059
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>>4965088
I can pretend unless I don't need to~
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>>4965059
Generation X by Coupland.

Doing Othello right now
> literature courses
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So, MLPG
How much of a brony are you?

iambrony.com
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>>4965077

Absolutely
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>>4965077
In a heartbeat
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>>4965081
Would the thought make her tremble and wink hard, eager to feel you push her limits and fill every last inch of her?
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>>4965077
No. No ugly pone allowed at the gara

You want gara? Here bomb fuck u
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>>4965093
my nigga
>mfw it was four years ago
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>you will never tag pone with your heart
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now

what would the gala think of 2 stallions going with each other
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>>4965104
I don't think you're my particular drawfag Sorry to disappoint
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>>4965059
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Minutely reminder to up your post count so we'll hit >>5000000 on FiM's Birthday (today).
.,.,..
>>4961456
>>4961456
>>4961456
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>>4965135
die cis scum
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>Walk into your room
>See this on your bed
What do?
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>>4965135
>tfw Stan'll live 90 more years
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>>4965116
Mmmmm. Not your pal, but keep going!
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>>4965143
Drop spaghetti.
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>>4965143
>read
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>wake up
>see this
>what do
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>>4965143

fug :DD
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>>4965143
Ask if she had the first in the series. AND SCAN THAT SHIT FOR THE INTERNET
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>>4965138
>caring about GETs
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>>4965126
They'd probably be disgusted at the sinning
I would be
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>>4965143
When did my bed get so big? And what the fuck are those girls doing on it?
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>>4965157

also fug :DD
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>>4965143

politely ask them to read in another room so that there's a bed for me to be thrown on by awaiting stallions
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>>4965157
Well... Pinkie's powerless in this position, right?
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>>4965143
Tell them to move over a bit, I'm tired
and take off your boots and get under the covers, goddamn it's freezing
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>>4965161
>thinks it's a GET
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>>4965143
Ask them why they're wearing foam wings.
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>>4965059
I am a very boring person.
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>>4965161
>not caring about GETs

do you even 4chan?
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>>4965126
for all the speculation of samesex couples in equestria, i'd like to see some canon verification for it
just like
"oh this is [girl] and [girl], they're a couple" and never mention it again
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>>4965143
INTRUDER ALERT
INTRUDER ALERT
BWOOOOOP BWOOOOOP BWOOOOOP
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>>4965168
Yes
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>>4965178
holy shit fuck off
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>>4965178
>i'd like to see some canon verification for it

oh just shut up
that topic will never be broached in the show
you know it
i know it
everybody fucking knows it
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>>4965174
Knighty pls
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>>4965179
A RED SPY IS IN BASE
PROTECT THE BRIEFCASE
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>>4965171
how exactly is >>5mil not a GET?
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What sort of pony would you want to be?
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>>4965188
>>4965190
>rustled
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>>4965192
It turns out they're all Gray spies.
WELP
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>>4965174

But fluid simulation is fun.
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>>4965178

just take bridle gossip and replace zecora with a gay couple
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>>4965194
Because the thread asks for hitting at least 5 million posts in under 24 hours.
IT'S NOT FUCKING ASKING FOR A SPECIFIC POST.
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>>4965059
I Know Why The Caged Bird Sings You fuckers ruined the pivotal moment in the story for me.
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>>4965199
>needing your filthy addiction shoved down the throats of innocent children
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>>4965198
A spurty, musky one.
I really need to finish myself off. It's getting into every though now.
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>>4965059
I re-read a few pages every now and then.
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>>4965203

At first I read that as gay aspies.
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>>4965204
That's a shitty render of waves.
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>>4965107

63%
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>>4965209
whatever

>caring about it
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>>4965212
>rustled
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>>4965217
You too, huh?
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>>4965107
66%
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>>4965116
We'll see how hard she trembles and winks as I slide my shaft just under winking lips, snaking my length along her belly until it meets her chin. As her tail finally presses up against my abs, I'll gently pinch her ear and whisper into it, "Do you want all of this inside you?"
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>>4965220

Tell me how I can improve it then.
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i want the erp to go
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>>4965107
This is actually terrible

Though the last few questions gave me trouble, I couldn't remember the order of the numbers that Dash had for the competition in Sonic Rainboom
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>>4965224
>whatever
You: 0
Pedophiles: 1
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>>4965226
Not as rustled as you are when clumps of shit fall out of your gaping AIDS ridden asshole everyday
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>>4965143

Cuddle
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>>4965107
51%

that's still too high
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>>4965241
>rustled
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>Walk into your bathroom
>See this sitting on your toilet
What do?
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>>4965227
If MLPG ever went to Equestria, we'd make a fucking sex club. I just know it.
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A car alarm has been going off outside for 3 hours and it is 12:30.

Fuck.
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>>4965250

Use the other toilet then burn the house down.
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>>4965234
The waves look unnatural. They should dissipate within some time, but they all look like they're having the same height throughout.
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>>4965229
As she trembles and drools on the base of your shaft you already know her answer before she says it. Yes, she wants every last bit of it. She needs it throbbing inside her, stretching her out. She's got to have it pounding her raw and gushing hotly deep inside her over and over until she can't walk.
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>>4965254

Call the police and have them deal with it.
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>>4965059
I'm like
SO
intellectual
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>>4965250
>he flushes by staring into the toilet
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>>4965254
That's illegal
Get the owner of the car fined for having an illegal alarm
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>>4965107
65%

Welp that was a waste of time
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>>4965253

i call running the gay one

like, who else would, really

just me and hops controlling the scene
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>Equestria Daily's newest banner

Wait, so MLP was created in 1982 but it was launched in 1983.

So the 30th anniversary is this year, but Hasbro didn't do nor said anything about it.

Hasbro isn't going to celebrate it or they will in 2013?, which would be the 30th anniversary of when the patent was granted and the creator of MLP started working for Hasbro.
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>you will never humiliate Pinkie by making her wear diapers
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>>4965272
thank god, diapers are gross
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>>4965107
20%
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>>4965268
Would you rule from the top or the bottom?
Also, I'd at least try to join. 'nf
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>>4965285
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>>4965254
DEEEEEUUUUUEEUUUUEEEUUUEEEUUUU
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>>4965262

I hear voices outside along with the alarm so I assume they are trying to deal with it but its still happening

Fuck this shit I'm going to try to sleep.
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>>4965107
>mfw I partook in the creation of that quiz
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>>4965272

Good, I'd rather humiliate her in other ways
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>leave again and come back
>see this
>what do
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>>4965059
Last one? The Great Gatsby.

Currently waiting for my copy of Les Miserables to arrive.
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>>4965204
Fluid simulation is never funny. It's a fucking bitch to derive, implement and debug. And I almost had to write a bachelor's thesis on it. Dodged a bullet there.

And technically, your gif is not really physically based, but just a bit of perlin noise added together. Cheap to render and looks alright.
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>>4965268
Braeburn I need a centerpiece for my birthday cake collage

How about your favorite pony holding a birthday cake
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>>4965296
SOMEONE'S TRYNA STEAL MY APPLES
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>>4965305
Knighty, is that really you?
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>>4965292
Maybe that's a group of very lousy thieves.
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>>4965296
Shove a few more in and tell her to bring more next time. Then spoon her all night with a leg pressing everything inside as she shudders and groans.
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>>4965256

Next time I mess with this simulator I'll try messing with those settings to make it look more natural then. I need to re-download the plugin though because I upgraded from 3ds max 2012 to 3ds max 2013 about a month or two after installing it and now the 213 compatible version of the fluid simulator needs to be redownloaded and reinstalled. It's an obnoxious process.
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>>4965288

bottom, duhh

there would be like, special night deals once a week

where i just get thrown into the middle of everyone and let whatever happens happen
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>>4965296
Walk out and roll again
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>>4965315
>Applejack is furious, another bushel of apples is missing
>but she was smart this time, she put a tracer in one
>she follows the trail and finds Dash asleep
>before she can yell she notices the stolen apples snuggly resting inside of Dash
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>>4965260
I'm awful for doing this, but I'm going to tease her for as long as I can, holding off on penetration and running my length against her drooling lips. I want to watch her wriggle against my tip, clumsy and desperate to have it in her only to have it slide ineffectually against her blushing cunt. All this action will be getting my entire shaft nice and wet for when I finally rut her.

But first, for being such a good little mare, she gets to taste it. "Open wide, honey."
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>>4965333
Why am I surprised by Braeburned ERPing here?
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>>4965333
First thought? BLOOD ARENA
Then I realized the sheer amount of gay in the room would never allow sweaty ponies to be together without dicks in butts.
God, I'm turning more gay every post.
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>>4965346
Because it's unusual?
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>>4965346

oh i'm not THAT bad

im just gay as shit sorry
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>>4965340
That's no good, Anon. It has to go something like:
>AJ pulls the tracker and tries to find where the source is
>it beeps loudly around RD's flank
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>I feel like I haven’t gotten any better.

http://texdraws.tumblr.com/post/33272973170/i-feel-like-i-havent-gotten-any-better

What are your guy's thoughts on this?
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>>4965250
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Oh man it's My little pony's birthday right?
I mean it's nothing important but it might be fun to do something pony related...like watch an episode or eat a cake.
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>>4965364

I don't thing his new humans are as good as they were before he took that huge break.
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>>4965364
>>>/tumblr/
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>>4965364

the skills there, they just need to work on PROPORTIONS

because proportions are the only thing that makes that human body look like shit
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>>4965364
He's gonna hats us soon, delete his tumblr, and we'll lose another contributor.
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>>4965372
You should draw Pinkie with a dick having sex with a cake
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>>4965317
I have no idea who Knighty is, but I'll just assume he's an annoying tripfag and the fact that I was confused with him says a lot about my post quality. Sorry, I'll stop now.
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>>4965362
>Dash wakes up at the beep jumping into the air
>she turns to see Applejack staring dumbfounded before she can even gather her sense
>then it hits her
>she's hovering in front of her best friend, "beeping" full of apples, and dripping wet
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>>4965372
Wow, she's kinda pudgy.
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>>4965383
MT is not MS
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>>4965296
kill worst pone
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>>4965382

and the cycle of life continues
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>>4965382
>He's gonna hats us soon, delete his tumblr, and we'll lose another contributor.

I honestly don't know why he tolerates us. We're like a bunch of spoiled, bratty kids. Yelling and screaming at everyone.
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>>4965384

Maybe you should just stop posting because you are new.
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>>4965344
Your teasing gets her panting and moaning, her heat-addled mind driven crazy by lust. When you present your cock she slurps the head into her mouth as soon as she can, swirling her tongue around and swallowing hard. It's not what she wanted, but your cock's inside her at least and her mind is set on making you feel good. She thinks to herself, if you won't cum in her needy cunt she might as well get it down her throat.
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>>4965270
>Visiting Equestria Daily
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>>4965397
But if they don't practice, they'll never get better
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>>4965390
so edgy
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>>4965382

Quick! Start saving all your Tex pics now.
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>>4965383
Nah
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>>4965384
>not knowing knighty, our glorious ponywords father and lord of brittania
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>>4965389
But I thought that's what that picture was
But then it wasn't
and I was disappointed
She clearly owes me
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>>4965415
Have you ever drawn saddles?
Ponies wear saddles, and they are pretty great
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>>4965107
>Your score: 57 %

Well shit.
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>>4965413
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>>4965387
>AJ knows RD is into shenanigans, but nothing like that
>she's had enough of them
>she politely asks RD to pull down, and talk about it
>once AJ has the cyan pony down, she turns around and proceeds to buck her belly
>RD buckles and launches all the apples out
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>>4965107
>56%

only because I got so many of the show questions right.

>bronies knowing shit about the show
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>>4965432
I sure hope they were in her mouth
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Would you let your owner tease you for hours before letting you cum?
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>>4965421
I refer you to my previous post, Anon.
>>4965407
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>>4965333

Damn, the idea of big, open, casual sex clubs where everybody just lets anybody do anything to them and vice versa always gets me hard. Sometimes I like to play loud strip bar music over my headphones at night and masturbate under my covers to the thought of it. Imagining the deafening atmosphere or chaotic, frantic sex... The sweet stink of sweat and semen leaving it's mark in every corner of the room... The muffled moans of various people fornicating in one big party of heat and pleasure under flashing neon lights... Unf.
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Do any fanfiction authors believe they legitimately deserve to be published?
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>>4965443
Only the bad ones.
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>>4965441
You'll never, ever take part in one.
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PONY PONY PONY
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>>4965436
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>>4965441

And of course an all gay and all pony version is that much better.
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-19893309

14 year old girl in Pakistan who advocates that girls should be educated shot in the head. She survived and has gone through a surgery to remove the bullet.
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>>4965441

yes

yes

i kinda feel like exploiting this in an image somehow

we'll see
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>>4965413

must........save........everything
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>>4965443
I have been published, you can buy my book.
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>>4965454

I can dream... ;_;
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>>4965406
I'll reassure her that I will swell her womb with waves of hot cum, but first we're going to have a little throat massage. With one hand gently urging her down along my shaft, scratching between her ears, and the other carefully massaging the visible bulge in her neck. We wouldn't be going all the way at first, building up and working her down until I can feel her nose pressed against my belly for at least one undisturbed minute. Hope she knows how to hold her breath.
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>>4965456
Are you trying to say bronies actually watch the show?
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>>4965471
Those last 5 questions were actually pretty hard
Not that that has any bearing on the total score
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>>4965467
They only invite good looking people to those.

Sorry.
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>>4965471

Yes
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>>4965460

If you want to then please do.
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>>4965421
>Triumph of flash animation
It's not THAT good
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>>4965465

BUY MY BOOK

BUY MY BOOK

BUY MY BOOK
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Wait, so he's French AND HIS NAME is French?!
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>>4965480

oh sweet
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>>4965480

But... I'm good looking...
Maybe I could gain a few and serve people's cuckolding needs though.
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>>4965465
I don't believe you, with all due respect.
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>>4965459
Unless she was shot by a pony, fuck off.
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>>4965490
Dawn French is not a man, nor is she French.

Get your facts straight, anon!
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>>4965441
WE NEED TO FUND THIS
OR AT LEAST HAVE SOMEONE MAKE A FAPFIC OUT OF IT
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>>4965364

What's your favorite picture by Tex?

This is mine.
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>>4965499
I wouldn't believe me either, you're fine.
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>>4965502
Get out of here Frenchie. But here's all the details of the case anyway
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>>4965441
These already exist. They're called swingers clubs.
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>>4965443
I'd like to work as a critic/journalist later on. I've written some fanfiction before switching to drawing, but fiction in general is not my strong point. I've been told things I wrote for our uni magazine were quite good. I dunno, I don't think I deserve anything, but I'll try.
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toot tootaloo
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>>4965508
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>>4965499
>>4965509
Also adding I don't really write fan fiction outside of some silly things in these threads so that doesn't really count anyways.
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>>4965490
>>4965502
Who's got two thumbs and is French?
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pony?
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>>4965469
When she finally does boop her nose against you, the feeling of her throat stretched by your cock and your hand lovingly stroking yourself through her neck would get her back legs clenching together as climax rippled through her body. She'd hold her breath for as long as she could, loving every moment of you stretching her throat and savoring it for as long as possible before pulling back slowly. Once the bulge of your glans slid from her throat she'd breathe in sharply through her nose, lovingly suckling on your head as she caught her breath. Looking up at you, you can tell she's more than willing to do it again and again, that incredible feeling of fullness almost irresistible.
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>>4965518

That was fan art right?

>fan art of a fan artists

Also, has Anon's eyes always been orange?
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>>4965518
Thats by Mad Max
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>>4965521
Oh, okay. Nah, I was talking more about the people who are like "omg I have 300 followers on fimfiction I'm finally ready for the big leagues"
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>>4965513

I mean a proper one though with lights, music, cages, tvs, a bar, the whole shabang. Not just half a dozen middle-aged couples screwing in a log cabin.
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Although I was late to the party, I decided to pick up and begin reading Berserk.

I loved it from the beginning and proceeded to religiously read through as many volumes as I could in one-sitting. The dark atmosphere that the manga offered seemed as if it were trying to shove it down my throat with all of the gruesome details. I tolerated it at the very least continued through what has probably been one of the only mangas that I could tolerate. It was epic, dark, and surprisingly creative.

Then I got past the Golden Age Arc- It begin slowly seeping into a bunch of fillers and unneeded details about shit that didn't even matter, as if the writer suddenly ran out of ideas and began inserting sex segments in every volume because he had no idea what to continue with. It was great, it truly was from the beginning of the story, but now it's unbearable as a flurry of unwanted elements begin seeping their way into the pages.

Are you understanding why this manga is slipping into a shit- infested sea of fillers? I just wanted to learn how Guts would avenge his clan from Griffith or maybe a bit more in-depth detail about the MAIN characters. No, we obviously need magic and slut fairies with characters that I don't give a fuck about.

Goddammit, why did they have to go and ruin what could have potentially been the best manga in existence?
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>>4965397
>>4965416
I have absolutely no idea who he is, and yeah, I've only recently joined MLPG. Care to enlighten me?
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>>4965518
>Fan art of fan art
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>>4965525
Jack French, detective.
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What is the oldest picture in your pony folder?
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>>4965490
>>4965502
>>4965525

>>4965543
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>>4965543
Who originally created Marker Pony anyway?
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>>4965536
I suppose even just the term "fan fiction" has been changing a lot over the year since a lot of decent authors have started writing just that. Most of pieces I've read about ponies and even just in mlpg have been pretty terrible but I wouldn't want to discourage some one just for their medium of choice.
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*clank*
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>>4965551
Mais je ne suis pas /v/! Just Français!
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>>4965556
Obsidian did, apparently
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>>4965563
Shut up, Clank-it Clide.
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>>4965549
I'd say this image is a major reason why I got so interested in MLPG, if not the entire fandom
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>>4965543
For the friend off I drew fan art of a fanfic, which was inspired by other fan art.

Everything comes full circle
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>>4965575
I don't even know who that is
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>>4965500

>Talaponies
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i gotta fuckin sleep

keep on the lookout tomorrow for streamin weeeee
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>>4965539

LK?
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>>4965589
>>>/who's who/
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>>4965589
It's okay it's not your fault.
He doesn't really draw stuff anymore.
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>>4965589
Jesus you're new here.
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>>4965591

Me too.
Goodnight Brae!
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>>4965589
He was here a few days ago. He hats us now
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>>4965549
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>>4965575
>Obsidian did, apparently

...who?
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>>4965549
This one. From when I liked ponies "ironically"
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>>4965599
not that new

when's the last time obsidian's been here?
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>>4965556

I want to play with Maker's poofy tail.
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>>4965599
Honestly you should just accept it instead of being belligerent about it.
We've had a steady influx of new people since the creation of /mlp/ so either get used to it or just stop coming, no offense.
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>>4965107
>>65%

It makes sense I guess...but jeez.
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>>4965502
>>4965525

Are you guys talking about that Retsupurae shit?
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>>4965589
He's another one of those "i don't really like ponies anymore but will you guys still give my stuff attention thanks" people
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>>4965605
>2012
>Being new
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>>4965592
>LK?

Who or what?
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>>4965607

Wow, kill yourself.
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>>4965527
If she really wants to do that again, all she has to do is ask. I want her to push herself, see how long it takes for her to come close to passing out, see how fast she can take it all in, how hard I can fuck her throat with my balls slapping her chin with every fevered thrust. But I'll have to be careful, if she does too well I might blow my load in her stomach and not in her starving cunt. I'll control the pace, then, entwining my fingers in her mane and doing as I please at my pace, watching her silently plead with her eyes and trembling hindquarters.
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>>4965549
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>>4965615
MT I really like your little plushy
I hope you keep trying there
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>>4965490
John English's name is English.
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>>4965591

>streaming wee

Ew.
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>>4965575
>Obsidian did, apparently

Can I buy the rights to Marker from him? Marker is the prettiest pony ever.
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>>4965556
I want to play with marker pony

sexually and non-sexually
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>>4965625
It was a different time, anon.
A very different time.
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>>4965608
a few days ago
>>4965603
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>>4965605
>>4965589
You people are disgusting filth
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>>4965617
I was. I don't know what THAT guy is talking about, though.
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>>4965642

Why should have to know about someone who has nothing to do with the show ?
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You know what, I think I'll watch S1 today. For old time's sake.
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>>4965607

Please kill yourself now.
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Raindrops cries when it's too sunny out
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>>4965663
will you stream or watch alone?
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hi

its me

eri
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>>4965663
>>4965675
STRAM!
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QUICK POST IMAGES OF THE SILLIEST PONY!
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>>4965685
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>>4965685
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>>4965637
She is not for sexually
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>>4965665
>When Raindrops has an orgasm...she makes it rain!
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>>4965664
>>4965625
Yeah. How about no?
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>>4965685
>AJ
>sillier than panka po

you're a madman.
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>>4965685
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>>4965676

NOPE

*ollies outie*
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>>4965685
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>>4965685
This is the only silly pone pic I've got saved.
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>>4965692
If I could draw, I would draw nothing but marker pone being a complete slut for any brony who spouts a meme in her presence
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>>4965675

Alone, I guess. I can't really stream well on this computer anyway.
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>wwalks into thread
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>>4965702
>bow on tail

wow
um
unf
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>>4965703
>tfw considering olling outie of life
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>>4965626
Every thrust against her lips makes her imagine her wonderfully stretched throat is her needy maresex, her swallowing and gulping on your shaft bringing you dangerously close to treating her stomach like she wants you to treat her womb. But once you've had your fill of swelling her neck with your girth she'll pop off of you and give your glans a gentle kiss, swallowing a few times before asking if it's time to give her the rutting she needs so badly. Her hind legs are standing in a small puddle of her juices, soaked through from her groin down to her hooves. Her winks are loud and messy, but your throatfucking has her weak and submissive.
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>>4965696
>when she makes you cum it feels like a rainy day
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>>4965706
Is it time for youtube CC pics?
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>>4965107

>82%

welp
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Which contributor is least likely to hat us?
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>>4965685
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>>4965736
I am.
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>>4965731
>>4965696
unf.
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>>4965732
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>>4965702
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>>4965736

LK probably

He's a friendly guy with no apparent emotional issues
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>>4965736

all of us hat each other, to varying degrees, contributor or no. so, none of them.
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>>4965749
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>>4965753
>no apparent emotional issues

He wants to take our arms off in an underwater evil temple while scratching our ears
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>>4965736
I hat everyone
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>fluffy pony drowns
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>>4965753
>no apparent emotional issues

Do you honestly think that contributors here have emotional issues and it's not just typical e-bullshit?
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>>4965768

>tfw if you told fluffy pony general this they would say you are "writing wrong" and "breaking fluffy pony canon"
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>>4965711
I can play some episodes in a synchtube
Whatever you want
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>>4965787
why would you tell me that? you know that's just going to upset me.
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>>4965787

>tfw we have to stop them
>tfw because we created them
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>>4965599
>>4965623
Christ sakes people, the thread has been around for almost two years. Not every single person is going to have been around for that entire time. Eventually you're going to have to deal with that.
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>I will never find the diabetus to my slowbeef ;_;
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>>4965823

We're just fucking around man.

I honestly don't see why anyone new would WANT to post here though.

Anyone that does is automatically cool in my book though.
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Who's more pumped for Paperman than Destroy-it Dave?
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>>4965827
diabetus pone?
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>>4965842

I'm excited for both.
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>>4965842
I'm more interested in that tool they wrote to make it than the short itself
Fucking awesome
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>>4965842

I am not pumped in the slightest for collapse-it-chris.

I am anti-pumped.
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>>4965782
i recall Lk saying that he gets lonely sometimes
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>>4965724
I want her on her back, facing me so I can see her slutty little face when I enter her. I want to grab her hind hooves and bend them all the way up to her ears as I plunge into her marehood. She's going to watch as I force every inch into her on the first thrust, and when my scrotum is finally squeezed against her anus I'll be close enough to lean down and lock lips with her.
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>>4965838
But see, there's that word again. I've been around for a year and I didn't know who Obsidian was. Either I've never seen him mentioned or it was so long ago I forgot him. Am I still "new"? Does "new" just denote anyone who came after October 2010?
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>>4965798

If I wasn't about to sleep I'd take you up on that offer.
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So is this our official album yet?
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Would you a pony wearing an extra strength condom?
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>>4965838
Well here's my take on it: *ᵀʳᶦᵍᵍᵉʳ ʷᵃʳᶰᶦᶰᵍ

It's just a mixture of people who have been here too long and get angered easily, or only post rarely and newer people. Technically we would be better off without the newer people [OPINIONS] but they aren't going anywhere so it's fruitless to try and "scare them off." If everyone was just a little less angry we could have a lot more fun here.
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>>4965838

well, to get here, they had to sail between Scylla and Charybdis, cut out the still-beating heart of a Greater Demon, sacrifice their firstborn, and get past an army of fingers-breaking ants. so they've earned that coolness.
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>>4965872
>fun
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>>4965868

What word again? I was talking about actual new posters, not whatever people mean by "new" when they use it as an insult.

Also jeez calm down nobody cares.
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>>4965870
>tfw Racehorse Get Married! when he starts chanting "I'm letting all you horses go" and you get hopeful about being able to leave MLPG
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>>4965870
>not anal sex the ost
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>>4965872
I had fun once...It was awfull
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>>4965869
Oh, alright. I'll just watch this episode by myself.
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>>4965872

>*ᵀʳᶦᵍᵍᵉʳ ʷᵃʳᶰᶦᶰᵍ
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>>4965870
Is it good?
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>>4965842
>Paperman
This is the first I'm hearing of it.
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>>4965870
>Horsefucking
>Confused gender identities
>Other weird shit
Seems pretty accurate.
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man I'm just getting into this whole masturbating thing.

And I'm starting to see what all the fuss was about.
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>>4965899
Wait till you get someone else to do it for you
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>>4965899

Rose pls.
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>>4965888
>heavy, organic beats
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>HERE LIES ANON HE NEVER SCORED
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>>4965909
>>4965899
unf
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>>4965899

Jam something large in your ass
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>>4965909
Anonymous, you know Rose doesn't have genitalia.
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>>4965914

unf
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>>4965879
>coolness
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>>4965899
Purple Tinker pls
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>>4965914
The fertility rites of the jungle have the same beats that are incorporated into this modern rock
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>>4965919

>Rose was born with a stylus pen down there instead.
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Car alarm's still going off.
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>>4965932
I want to suck it.
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>>4965935
Did you call da popo yet
Cuz you know you can do that
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>>4965935
maybe you shouldn't have stolen that stereo
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>>4965940

I didn't pay my phone bill
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>>4965935
Thats the sound of the police
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>>4965929
Enemies List pls.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUB9h1Dvl2A
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>>4965945
So use skype or google voice or something
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>>4965867
As you stretch her with your first thrust, pushing inch after inch into her, she writhes in your grip, her ragged, uneven breathing tinged with moans of need. Once you finally hilt inside her she lets out a soft half moan before you kiss her. Her quivering sex flutters and clamps down on your shaft as your tongues writhe in her mouth. For minutes you make out, letting her get used to being so utterly filled by your cock until she breaks the kiss and looks you in the eyes. Whispering your name, she begs you a final time to rut her hard and fill her womb with your seed.
>>
roger
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>>4965935
I'm pretty sure if you threw a brick through the windshield nobody would report you even if they saw you.
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>>4965937

>"it feels weird..."
>"not bad, just... weird. don't stop."
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>>4965897
It's a short that's being made to play before Obliterate-It-Ollie in theatres. They're doing some neat stuff with the animation for it.
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>>4965952
ROGER THAT SOLDIER.
MAKIN' A THREE SIXTY
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Didn't FiM air the first time today?
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>>4965940
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>>4965935
Call the cops
Not emergency, just your local office
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What would you do if you woke up to a stallion's warm, musky balls sweating as they pressed into your face?
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>>4965967
Shut up we're talking about Rose's stylus cock
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>>4965918

Cute
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>>4965949
Actually, I was thinking of Royksopp.
Same audio sample, though
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>>4964932

brother, you know the answer to that: terror and superstition.
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Once they are finished most likely it's going to be vandalized again and probably even worse, so why bother?

They should be satisfied with the fact that it lasted almost a year.
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Any news about the GAME?
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>>4965864
>tfw you genuinely want to hang out with LK
he seems fun
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>>4965975
I'd probably suckle them.

Why do you ask? A-are you planning something for my birthday, anon?!
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>>4965980
>This shit again
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>>4965980
>Autism
Hahaha tell me that's real
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>>4965949
>Not the superior Enemies List sample
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sr4IQy-ZAXM
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>>4965980
I want it to be vandalized again.

And restored again.

I think it's a brilliant metaphor for arguing on the internet.
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>>4965985
I've had murder-suicide fantasies about tripfags.
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>>4965980

Tell me that black dude doesn't remind you of Klondike.
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>>4965994
>Not Infinite Death off Deconstructionist
Do you even CONTEMPLATE YOUR OWN DEATH FROM THE IN-SIDE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQ_L81tJlXo
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>>4964143
Here, put this together whilst tapping into The Slow Force.

Also hooray, Anon's cap helper script leave the black background on spoilers now.
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>>4965997
So that's what they were going to all along.
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>>4965985
>tfw you have to send a message on the Internet but can't because of social phobia
Dammit. Dammit.
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>>4965980
Busta.
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yay

more diamond dogs
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>>4966013
I added Rose on skype like three months ago and haven't launched it since to talk to her
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>>4965985

I wish I lived closer to him, we would probably hang out all the time.
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>>4966014
why is GG there?
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>>4966013
>tfw terrified by the prospect of saying "Hey" to someone online
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>>4965990
Just curious. What if you could feel them churn with hot ponyspunk? Would you worship their owner's cock if it was two feet long and thicker than a soda can?
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>>4966005
>wanting to murder LK
Nigga what
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>>4966013
>>4966023
>have to send mundane message to a friend
>spend 10 minutes thinking of exactly how to word it
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GLITTER GLUE
GLITTER GLUE
GLITTER GLUE
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>>4966013
>>4966023
send the message!
talk to people!
people like being talked to
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>>4966029
It's complicated.
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>that feel when you will never know what stretchy, overproductive Braeburn was going to do with moon-pregnant Luna and anon in the bed
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>>4965978
Here it is.
Hard to find, which is a shame, because it's one of my favorite Royksopp songs.

http://youtu.be/BiZqnfD_UIs?hd=1&t=5m1s
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>>4966039
rose pls
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>>4966039
I've had massive problems with this whole "casual conversation" thing in the past, though.
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>>4966039
He's got a point, socialphobia-anon. People do like being talked to.
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>>4966013
i know this feel so badly
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>>4965870
>Implying this isnt MLPG's soundtrack
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Why is Friendship is Kinky so violent?
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>>4966049
>"Hey"
>Anon is now offline
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>>4966041
Explain
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>Send 'Hey' to someone
>they respond in kind
>silence afterward.
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please talk about your personal problems more, guys

no really it's really interesting and shit and I'm sure we can help
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>>4966017
That diamond dog is the beginning of the end.
I can feel it in my bones.
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I have a crippling phobia of sarcasm.
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>>4966063
CAUSE I SAID HEY
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>>4966069

Captain Carrot pls go.
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>>4966050
I know. It's still something I have to deal with IRL too.
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>>4966058
>>4966063
Essentially, yeah, one of these two.

I'm just a boring guy with no clever things to say and anything I'm interested in is autismal as fuck

>>4966069
I rely on it as a crutch so I never have to express genuine emotion.
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>>4966070

WHAT A WONDERFUL KIND OF DAY
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I have a crippling phobia of having a crippling phobia
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>Aww shucks anon, of course I can give you a hug. You don't have to ask
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>>4965951
I'm going to worship her with my cock, grinding up against her insides when I'm hilted, alternating with long, slow strokes and faster hip-breaking slams into her depths. Shorter half-length thrusts would let my tip gently dance on her cervix, and deep, intense thrusts would push me up against the back wall beyond. I want to feel her all around me, and when I finally cum I'll let her suck my entire length in, wrapping my arms tightly around her and holding her open for me to pour obscene torrents of seed into her. So overtaken with lust and affection, the only sensible word I can give her is her own name. When the tide ebbs, I'll remain hilted inside of her as I regain my breath and begin to thrust like before, even if my dick has lost all sensation and I can hardly squeeze out a drop of semen for her, even as that seed spurts and spills from her overstuffed cunt, I remain unsatisfied until her mind has gone utterly blank from orgasm, until she can't even respond intelligibly when I whisper into her ear, "I love you."
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>>4966049

then don't make it casual. you have vital information for Rose and you must communicate it to her via coded message (cleverly disguised to appear as a casual conversation) so that the Nazis don't discover you.
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>>4966047
i feel like a terrible casual because my favorite song of theirs is eple
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>>4966077
>I rely on it as a crutch so I never have to express genuine emotion.
Oh man. That feel.
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I have a crippling phobia of ponies and also pony butts.
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>>4966082
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>>4966064
Okay

>go back to school after a year doing nothing
>oh shit girls I forgot these existed
>really cute one in my psych class
>glasses, short hair, full but not too chubby figure
>smart, always contributing in class
>get paired/grouped with her most days
>we always bounce stuff off each other well
>she's referred to me by name in a class where nobody really bothers
>tfw I will probably never make any move
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>>4966082
Appl pony pls, you dont even have hat
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>>4966087
>Implying Rose isnt a turncoat Nazi sleeper agent who uses drawing ponies as a way to bide her time before the fourth reich rises up, reclaims Germany and marches on the rest of Europe
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>>4966082

But if I didn't ask how would you know to give me a hug

I feel like you are being intentionally confusing, Applejack
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Would you accept Twilights crotch-snuggles?
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>>4966092
You're trying to get me to post pony butts, aren't you.
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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Would you let AJ slide a smooth glass rod down your urethra, then buck you in the dick?
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>>4966103
dat
fucking
ass
jesus
unf
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>>4966102
ungh, yes.
I would snuggle her crotch right back
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>>4966105
Depends. How much valium am I on at the time?
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>>4966065

what are you talking about?

this has been going on for quite a while

these diamond dogs are branching from MLP like the fluffy ponies did
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>>4966099

then we'll defeat her, and convert her over to our side with the righteous power of our MIGHTY ANGLOPHONE COCKS, and make her a double agent. or triple agent. whatever. make her play for our side.
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>>4966064
I have no idea how to approach girls; last time I did after a girl called me out on a post I made here she insinuated I was a stalker and ran off to the library.
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>>4966082
I love you orange pone
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>>4966103
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>>4966102
>Wow! This area behind your hind legs is really interactive!
> Can you remove these clothes so I can see what's going on there?
>I promise I'll do whatever you tell me so I don't offend your traditions
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>>4966123
>>4966094
let's try to tackle some genuine issues rather than >tfw no gf, guys.
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>>4966121
>>4966065
>>4966017

These aren't Diamond Dogs any more than Fluffy Ponies are Pony.

They use the name, but the spirit, the essence... it's gone - if indeed, it was ever there.
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>>4966020
where does he live?
please be Texas...
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>>4966123

They are just people anon.

Unfortunately people are cruel and intensely judgmental and you are an awkward mess.
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>>4966099
>tfw you will never be Aryan master race who will take the good, German, master race supporting Rose as your wife and life together forever in the German mountains after conquering Europe for the master race
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>>4966083
And when she's a panting, trembling wreck, her belly swollen with cum and cock with a look of dumb joy on her face and eyes blind with pleasure, will you hold her close as she passes out, her last barely-coherent thought her unspoken reply of "I love you, too"?
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>>4966094
Do you talk with her outside of class?
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I just want a friend but deep down I know everyone has their own agenda
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>>4966136
>They are just people anon.

I think I might be autistic because I honestly have a hard time remembering that all these posts are a result of another real human.

The entire internet has become dehumanized to me
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>>4966131

Well I think I am a transsexual but convincing sex change operations/treatment don't exist yet.
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>>4965107
>You get points for knowing shit from the show

Bullshit
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>>4966093
i am prepared for this. i have been recording myself masturbating to improve technique. after seeing myself the first time i was so disgusted.
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>>4966137
>tfw tall, white, blue eyed with good facial aesthetics
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>>4966103

>you will never tease Scratch as she works a room, speeding up, slowing down, going harder and softer, along with the music

>>4966121

i would these Diamond Dogs.
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>>4966102

Yes
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>>4966102
Gladly.
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>>4966082
Everyone's lesbeans for Applejack!
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well, since cosmo's ded and this just needs his okay for proper posting, i'll share it with you guys before submitting

rumble x flitter/cloudchaser story

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/56015/Growing-Up-is-Hard

also, yes, i wrote way too much

thanks again to the anon who edited the pic

and if anyone can think of a better title, pls let me know
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>>4966146
What's your agenda?
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>>4966143
The campus is across town and I only go for that one class, so no.
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>>4966082
>bursts into tears on her shoulder
>accidentally get snot on her
>awkwardly disengage and lock self in a closet to finish crying
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>>4966133

that's what i'm talking about

but their supporters claim and will keep claiming the contrary no matter what
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>>4966146
I'd be your friend anon no strings attached
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>>4966146
You may suffer from avoidant personality disorder.
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>>4966169
You don't eat lunch on campus?
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>>4966155

snarky pls
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>>4966168
I need an emotional crutch to replace the father I never had.
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>>4966168
My agenda is the feminist agenda.
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>>4966162
Maybe I just don't remember a context, but I cannot think of a justification for Dash's expression in that shot except that the animators were having some fun.
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Bow before your Queen
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>>4966150
iktf
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>>4966146

but agenda-forwarding is the basis of human interaction.
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Remember when tara strong was kind of normal?
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>>4966179
>eating in front of people

neurotype pls
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>>4966131
I've dropped school after 3 years because of social anxiety.
Thankfully I'm going to get a therapy for that.
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I wonder if she really even has a good tolerance
I think I could out drink her
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>>4966179
The class is at like 2:00 PM and it's a half hour drive. I eat at home or on the way.
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>>4966199
Those were the days.
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>>4966188
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>>4966199

she never was
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>>4966199
No.
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>"diamond dogs" again
post some actual good ones
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Somebody should make Ezekiel Rage a pony.
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>>4966165
Where's the story part
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>>4966177
APD is just a different way to say "I'm shy and socially awkward".


In other news, pone levels are dangerously low
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>>4966165
>Growing Up is Hard
Now that Ben Folds song is stuck in my head
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>>4966069
Sure you do
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>>4966142
I will definitely hold her as she drifts off into sleep, kneading and massaging her belly with my palms. I would have to adjust position a bit so I could spoon her from behind while continuing to vigorously thrust into her until I run out of energy and fall asleep as well, but not before stealing one last kiss from her.

When we meet each other in our dreams we can do it all over again, and when we awake we can reenact those dreams.
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>>4966192

you're no queen, no more than your sister. without night, day loses its meaning. never a queen, but two princesses.
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>>4966222

ok then
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>>4966165
Did you mean to share the story with us? All I'm getting at the URL is the blurb.
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>>4966229
No, ignorant-of-psychology-anon, it isn't.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diagnostic_and_Statistical_Manual_of_Mental_Disorders
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>>4966227
you mean the sex?
chapter three
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>>4966199
Yes(?)
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>>4966239
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>>4966242
I mean there's no chapters there
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>>4966242
But are you taking short fic requests? That would be neat.
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>>4966227
>>4966240
wait fuck my bad
i forgot to publish the chapters
fix'd now

i blame knighty
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>>4966242
you blundered
we can't see it
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>>4966251
not at the moment, i just spend the last three hours writing
sorry
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>>4966252
jesus christ how do you motivate yourself to write so much for a fucking fanfiction
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>>4966241
>Symptoms include:
>reluctant to become involved with people
>shy in social situations
>Hold the view they are not good socially
AKA "I can't into socially so I pretend it's a disorder"
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>>4966261
>3 hours

PLEBEIAN
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Time to be a huge cunt.
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>>4966267
well, the story comes into my head
and the amount of words it ends up as is how many it takes to get the idea in front of me
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>>4966268
>I can't into socially

Yeah, that's a disorder.

There's no pretending here.
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>>4966237
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>>4966280
Goggles pls go
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>>4966268
Check yourself
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>>4966285
Fucking everything's a disorder with you people.
I can't fart without somebody calling it "Gaseous Sphincter Disorder".
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>>4966249
>>
>look back to story
>already has one dislike
thanks guys
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>>4966299
pls don't fart btw

we have quite enough of that 'round here.
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>>4966268
Well when you sugar coat them like that yeah they sound petty. Those are not the technical criteria:

1. Avoids occupational activities that involve significant interpersonal contact, because of fears of criticism, disapproval, or rejection
2. Is unwilling to get involved with people unless certain of being liked
3. Shows restraint within intimate relationships because of the fear of being shamed or ridiculed
4. Is preoccupied with being criticized or rejected in social situations
5. Is inhibited in new interpersonal situations because of feelings of inadequacy
6. Views self as socially inept, personally unappealing, or inferior to others
7. Is unusually reluctant to take personal risk or to engage in any new activities because they may prove embarrassing
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>>4966237
>>4966289
>anthro
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>>4966299
That's a natural body function.

Being unable to operate in society is a disorder.

There's is no "lol it's just shyness and awkwardness just stop it". If you can't function socially, you have a disorder
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>>4966267

speaking of, the MLP creation-myth is up to five thousand words.
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>>4966313
That's what you get for uploading a story with no chapters.
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>>4966319
Except everyone feels like that sometimes.
It's normal.
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>>4966299
If you were farting an abnormal amount to the point that it was interfering with your life, then yeah, it would be a disorder.
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>>4966327
but i fixed it!
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>>4966305
Smash-it Saffron is best Saffron
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>>4966317

This describes me so perfectly you'd think whoever wrote it had studied me my whole life.
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>>4966330
The problem is when you feel like that all the time.
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So convention thing is supposed to happen today?
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>>4966299

Because my fear that every person I come into contact with is judging negatively is perfectly normal, right ?
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>>4966333
Accept the punishment and don't let it happen again.
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>>4966340
wha? which one?
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>>4966318

we can assume a form you are more comfortable with, if you would like.
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I've seen all the porn, and have nothing left to fap to.
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>>4966330
>sometimes
Well that's the key word now isn't it shithead.
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>>4966336
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>>4966330

If someone is "like that" to the degree where they literally don't leave their house for months at a time then it is a disorder.
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>>4966347
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>>4966317
>Is unusually reluctant to take personal risk or to engage in any new activities because they may prove embarrassing
Oh fuck, time to abandon thread
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>>4966305
LK chubby Saffron when?
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>>4966318

The Princess of the Sun is beautiful in all of her forms.
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my sides
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>>4966353
try harder. fap to your appliances. fap to the morning dew dripping off a young leaf.
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>>4966374
Oh god yes, look at that underage leaf, it's so wet
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>>4966373
>30 years

god damn.
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>>4966384
fucking unf
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So...
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ded as ded
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ded hed fred
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>>4966414
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>>4966428
>>
I dunked a brony on twitter last night. I found it very therapeutic, I highly recommend it.
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>>4966437
Chrysalis please...

I...I love you!
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>>4966447
Link pls
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>>4966451
Get a load of this faggot
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http://willheim.deviantart.com/journal/But-then-331626640

is this dude always high?
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>>4966373

>The next to Canterlot
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>>4966366
I keep saying I dunno how she would look, chubby.
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>>4966455
Ugh...it's not all that impressive...

https://twitter.com/MrWuwu/status/255816231855194113
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>>4966451

she knows. but she can't love you back.
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>>4966305
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>>4966473
Cheerilee makes the best faces
Give me more pls
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Anybody order/get a Remee?
I preordered one, gonna use it to dream about pone
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>>4966489
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>>4966488
My sides!
>>
The Anon is a coward. A collection of weak fools and dullards who wanted to voice out their vile words without so much as taking responsibility for what they have said. The reason why human voice is differentiable from person to person, is because voice give identity. The anon is the mask of the cowards of speech. They mean to hurt, destroy and ruin.

The anon is stupid. A collection of shallow-minded mouths with no unity of thought. They do not forgive because they do not have a united identity. They do not forget because they do not share memory. You put a name to your thoughts to make a stand. You face the world with you opinion with your name engraved on it while you bravely stand for your beliefs. While cowards choose to hide their faces with "Anon"

The Anon is irresponsible. For they is afraid of responsibility, responsibility to their words, their actions and their thoughts. They cower in the shadows of namelessness while they pester the named. They fool themselves that they are strong, but behind their mask is merely horde of closed-minded, cowardly wretches.
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>>4966488
>I seriously hope you guys don't smash this
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>>4966497
Hey sentenal

message me on skype pls
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>>4966489
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File deleted.
>>4966249
Have a quick colour.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=8pyCDwpbEmo
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>>4966534
The smile is my favorite part. Like she is so content and happy to see the morning sun with both eyes again.
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>>4966518
>That bar on the right side
Whoops.
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>>4966534
Her pillows look like a butt.
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>>4966497

Life in this society being, at best, an utter bore and no aspect of society being at all relevant to women, there remains to civic-minded, responsible, thrill-seeking females only to overthrow the government, eliminate the money system, institute complete automation and destroy the male sex.

It is now technically feasible to reproduce without the aid of males (or, for that matter, females) and to produce only females. We must begin immediately to do so. Retaining the mail has not even the dubious purpose of reproduction. The male is a biological accident: the Y (male) gene is an incomplete X (female) gene, that is, it has an incomplete set of chromosomes. In other words, the male is an incomplete female, a walking abortion, aborted at the gene stage. To be male is to be deficient, emotionally limited; maleness is a deficiency disease and males are emotional cripples.
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>>4966534
MEH
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>>4966484

I wish this was me
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>>4966534
...what a pointless video.
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Please take me off of the who's who. Thanks.
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>>4966574
never!
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>>4966518
wat
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*HORF*
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>>4966574
Actually, wait, I've changed my mind. Ignore that.
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>>4966584
I swear to god Pinkie if you cough up one more hairball on my rug I'm locking you in the freezer
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>>4966581
I'd really appreciate it, actually.
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derpy is a very ugly pony
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>>4966593
Woof.
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>>4966591
Imposter. I'm the real anon
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>>4966614
Time to give the dog a bone >:D
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>>4966605
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>>4966614
unf
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>>4966624
CL pls
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Do emotions really exist?
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why did I save this
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>>4966625
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>>4966605

I will fight you.
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>>4966648
Cause Derpy is a cutie-pie
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>That feel when no qt pony gf
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>>4966662

TIME FOR ADULT THINGS
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>>4966658
I want a miniature deer now
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>>4966645

no

maybe

yes

rephrase the question please
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>>4966676
BUY SHUM APPOLS!
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>>4966676
Like reading the paper and paying bills?
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>>4966681
I don't think that emotions exist. I think they're all just chemical reactions with no real purpose or aim.
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>>4966681
What's in the box?
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>>4966706
I don't know
Can you repeat the question?
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>>4966689

>You will never have centaur children with your favorite pony
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>>4966488
>>4966545
These are great! Thank you guys!
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Doipy
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>>4966583
>not knowing who Saffron is
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>>4966705
If you can experience emotions, then they must exist.
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LK pls stram.
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>>4966745
that's an invalid establishment in that 'experience' is unquantifiable based on objective judgement
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>>4966745
Human senses are not exactly the most reliable
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>>4966741
it happens
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>>4966719
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>>4966719
It's amazing how far that frog meme has come

it used to be smiling
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Speaking of Renne Quest, what the hell are we gonna do this week?

Now that the golem's gone we can try turning the spire wheels, but to get to the bottom one we'd have to go past the remaining golem either going in or out.

Also I was thinking Chronicle could hole up in the room above the spire, since it has a closing door and is relatively out of the way. Assuming he can make it there of course.

Then again if we're messing with the spire it might not be great to have him directly above it.

So many decisions...
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When was the last time you admired the curves of a woman, MLPG?
A REAL woman
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Avoidant_personality_disorder

This really seems like me.

>Hypersensitivity to rejection/criticism
>Self-imposed social isolation
>Extreme shyness or anxiety in social situations, though the person feels a strong desire for close relationships[10]
>Avoids physical contact because it has been associated with an unpleasant or painful stimulus
>Feelings of inadequacy
>Severe low self-esteem
>Self-loathing
>Mistrust of others
>Emotional distancing related to intimacy
>Highly self-conscious
>Self-critical about their problems relating to others
>Problems in occupational functioning
>Lonely self-perception, although others may find the relationship with them meaningful
>Feeling inferior to others
>In some more extreme cases — agoraphobia
>Utilizes fantasy as a form of escapism and to interrupt painful thoughts[11][12]
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>>4966787
oh man
over a year ago
fucking bad feel
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>>4966726
Hey LK, Figured I might as well check since I don't remember hearing anything either way, is the quest on at the usual time tommorrow?
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>>4966787
saturday. my boss is a dancer and doesn't like using her knees to bend over when she looks for things in low shelves...

I'M ONLY HUMAN DAMMIT
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>>4966788
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schizoid_personality_disorder

This really seems like me.
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>>4966787

So is he a furry or something? I like his stuff.
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>>4966804
pics?
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>>4966815
Never.
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>>4966814
He's just a nip.
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>>4966788
how about just being a shut-in, and not choosing some fancy sounding disorder
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>>4966822
>taking responsibility for your social abnormalities

do you even manchild?
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>>4966796
It might run a little earlier, maybe 3 or 4 hours earlier. I should also be able to run it on both days with no problems, unless something comes up. I'll keep you guys posted though.
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QUICK POST BEST PONY!
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>>4966787

Waitress at the spot we usually go to for lunch.

Although the guy I work with has a gift for describing women in remarkably unattractive terms.
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how would your favorite pony survive in Silent Hill?
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>>4966787
never and Im okay with that if you get my drift ~
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>>4966811
>According to Ralph Klein, there are many fundamentally schizoid individuals who present with an engaging, interactive personality style which contradicts the observable characteristic [...] of the schizoid personality. Klein classifies these individuals as secret schizoids, presenting themselves as socially available, interested, engaged, and involved in interacting in the eyes of the observer, while at the same time remaining emotionally withdrawn and sequestered within the safety of the internal world.

This hits a little close to home
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>>4966822

But I'm a shut in because I am hypersensitive to failure and criticism. I'm paranoid about what people know about me, and will cut off relationships if I fear they're starting to dislike me.

I haven't had a job for 3 years, or done anything other than a bit of volunteering. I spend 10+ hours online. I don't want to be a shut in. I am because it's the best way to deal with my life and my problems.
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>>4966780
Yeah, I'm not sure what we're going to do with Chronicle. Chance busted down that closing door the first time we fought him, remember?

I'm thinking we test if Renne can lift the ded statue. If she can, we've got an easy way to deal with the lower guy; just lift him up and give him a lava bath. Trick'll be working out how to pull that off without making eye contact.

Also, can Renne lift herself, or an object she's standing on? She'd certainly be able to just by weight, since we know her max weigth is a little over one Swordsaffron.
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>>4966821

But he draws Anthro. And he's from Taiwan. I don't know what you call those people.
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I could mark off everything on those social disorder lists.

But at the end of the day the word looming over my conscience and casting me in a perpetual shadow of my own self loathing is laziness.
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>>4966780
>>4966850
what the FUCK are you guys talking about
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>>4966850

He busted the outside door but there's still one on the inside end of the tunnel.
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>>4966835
Got it. Looking forward to tommorrow's session, then!
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>>4966855

YOU

Get with the program!
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>>4966844

Everyone can survive Silent Hill now.

There's almost a dozen games now, we've all seen that shit.
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>>4966853
>he draws Anthro
>from Taiwan
That's pretty typical for that part of the world, from what I can tell.
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>>4966853

WE CALL TAIWANESE DOG

THEY TRY BE NOT-CHINA

FUCK THEM

WE CRUSH THEM JUST LIKE CRUSH TIBET.
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Is this okay if a game makes your computer crash?
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>>4966877
So hes a twan sexual?

i'm sorry
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>>4966887
BOOO
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
GET OFF THE STAGE
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>>4966855
Renne Quest. LK's running a drawn quest where we're trapped in a temple at the bottom of the ocean filled with various nasties, trying to escape.
Next session's tommorrow, we're just trying to work out what we'll do when it starts up, since if we haven't come up with some vague plan ahead of time we're liable to wander around stupidly for a bit.
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>>4966887
Motherfucker.
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>>4966855
Fanfiction.
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>>4966787

uh. last Sunday. there's an atmo-monster at the haunted house i'm working at. big ol' knockers, plump can, and great hips. unfortunately, they're all usually hidden by the wedding dress that makes up her costume.
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>>4966849
Oh yeah? I'm a shut-in because, frankly, I just want to be left alone. I lost my job a couple months ago and my motivation went with it. Im a terrible person to have as a friend because I'll just forget about you until I feel like I need to talk to you. I'm terrible person who deserves to be a shut in
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>>4966887
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>>4966907
>I'll just forget about you until I feel like I need to talk to you
Are you me?
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>>4966841

Stop whining. It's called "being a man."
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>>4966899

That's awful. Never post that again.
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>>4966914
>>4966907

>Sociopaths in MLPG
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>>4966934
>where the fuck do you think we are.jpg
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okay just gotta close mlpg so I can write
that's all I gotta do
that's it
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SO WHO HERE'S READY FOR TF2'S FOURTH ANNUAL HALLOWEEN SPECIAL?
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>>4966780
>>4966858
I think putting him in the room would be good
the door is shut and the chain is cut so there is nothing that can get in the room
unless it comes out of the fire-door
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>>4966947

>>>/b/
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>>4966899
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>>4966949
>implying you can escape
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>>4966949
GO ON, GET

I HATE YOU, GET OUT OF HERE

*sniffle* IT'S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD, JUST GET OUT OF HERE YOU DUMB ANIMAL
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>>4966928

No

I mean

He actually uses descriptions that just sound... unattractive.

Like he calls tits "flops," for example. WHERE does that sound sexy? That's not what I wanna think of when I think of a nice rack.
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>>4966957
>>>/reddit/
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>>4966930
Shut up javkiller
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>>4966947
Why would you remind me of that you fuck
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>>4966858
Oh, right. Silly me. I guess that'll work, I can't really think of anywhere better to stash the guy for now. Hope lying in the gaze of the picture of that giant Not-Chance monster doesn't wig him out too badly.

Renne could sense the green eye when she had her back to it, and use her TK on it that way. Perhaps with her newly buffed senses she might be able to sense the golem if she puts her mind to it; if so, she can just lift it up, turn it around until Saffron tells us it's facing away from us, then turn around and dunk it.
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What clothing article would you give your favorite pony?
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>>4967005

Ass hugging shorts
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>>4967009
hue
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>>4967005
Yoga pants. Unf.
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Guys-

We take the ponies,

Listen-

We take the ponies-

Guys-

And then we make them crystal.

Christmas best seller.
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>>4967005
I would give twilight some nice socks
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>>4967009

Who the fuck is randal?
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>>4966995
i really hope we can lift it then...
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>>4967009

Who or what is this about...?
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>>4967005
A warm coat of cum
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>>4966971

...Oh.

Well, in that case, I can see what you mean.

I'm a fan of nice firm jumblies myself.
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>>4967009
What is this in reference to?
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>>4967037
Goiter Glue, of course.
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>>4967045
>Goiter Glue, of course.

Link...?
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>>4967022
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Here's AJ instead
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>>4967023
MLP: The crystal chronicles
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>>4967045
But that's not true. Gitter Glue has created tons of respectable female characters who don't get raped or anything.

r-right?
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>>4967059
Go to bed asshole
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>>4967064
>responding to obvious trolling

that shit has been going on for so long i stopped caring
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>>4967070
straight outta compton
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>>4966949
...just gotta...close the tab

thaaaaat's it.
once i do that
smooth sailing from here on out

just close the tab
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>>4967064
>Gitter Glue
>Well rounded female characters
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>>4967062
Its perfect.
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>>4967070
pls no

that picture is horrible
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>>4967009
Sounds like Glitter Glue.
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>>4967070
are those pants unzipped or is it just an awkward angle
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>>4967045
>>4967056

I'm going to need a link.
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>>4967064
I never got the "GG hates women" thing. Is it because people think sex is a shameful thing, so when he draws women having sex, it's supposed to be insulting?
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>>4967093
angle
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>>4967090
you must be new. that picture is pretty damn acceptable compared to the average brony.
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>>4967102
Go to bed glitter, you have to find a real job in the morning.
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>>4967009

Why aren't you posting without your name GG?
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>>4967086
You can do it Anon, I believe in you!
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>>4967116
Thanks Rainbow. But I don't think I'm strong enough for this.
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vidya or pone fap

odds or evens

decide o pony go
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>>4967111
he dont need no real job. he says he can live off $3,000 a year and he made that in donations already.
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>>4967102

He just makes porn. Be it monster girl porn, or rape porn, it's all just some form of porn.
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Somebody stram.
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>>4967108
I bet one of them has sucked the other off.
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>>4967133
stram what
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>>4967129
He makes lots of stuff that isn't porn.
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>>4967140
A movie.
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>>4967009
I don't hate women, I just hate sluts and whores. And all women are sluts and whores. Also I'm afraid of women.
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>>4967139
and thanks for that mental image
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>>4967145
>He makes lots of stuff that isn't porn.

Around 90% of his work is sexual in nature in some way.
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>>4967149
what movie
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>>4967126
i have horse dildo also. let us play a round of league of legends while fapping together, no homo.
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>>4967108
>Old toy
>Loud belt
>Tucked in shirt with jeans
>muffin top
>MUFFIN TOP (hue hue hue)
>That awful hair
Is this real life?
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>>4967139
Was there ever any doubt?
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>>4967140

Anything, please.

This thread is depressing and shitty.
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>>4967158
sexual in nature != porn
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>>4967157
Sweat, grease, pubes.
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>>4967160
>what movie

A Satoshi Kon film.
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>>4967160

Something /co/ related.
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I know it was one of you guys.
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i always thought GG was a chill dude but i was surprised to see him lose his shit so hard when that brony made a rule63 selfcest twight pic that was similar to the one GG did a year ago.
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>>4967168
You're depressing and shitty.
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>>4967108
thom york and john romero really let themselves go
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>>4967160
the eternal sunshine of the spotless mind
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>>4967186
What happened? What did he do?
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I would stream myself playing vidya but 4chan seems to block me from posting livestream links in any form.
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>>4967186

Same. He flips over stupid shit, and then denies he was ever mad.

>>4967185
>>4967155

Fake GG pls go.
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>not buffing up
>2012
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Lotta stuff still needs fixing, but here.
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>>4967200
He said they looked similar, and then he asked the artist if he was aware of the similarity. The artist said no and that was about it.
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>>4967160
The departed.
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>>4967193
I swear to god, I will reach through my moniter, over the internet and cut you
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>>4967180
>>4967168
>>4967178
>>4967198
>the eternal sunshine of the spotless mind

well that's the only movie I do have, lemme just set it up
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>>4967213
...Are we really so bored this is sensational news now?
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>>4967186
GG said he was going to contact the artist for confirmation before taking further action.
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>>4967217

That movie is depressing.
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>>4967217
I want to make love to you right now that movie is so fucking good
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>>4967210
what a cutie
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>>4967205
So i don't want to toot my own hirn here, but I work in the medical services and that guy definitely has Downs Syndrome.
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>>4967227
>further action.

The fuck is he going to do? It's all free art on the internet.
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>>4967224
here, pone.
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>>4967219
I don't want to trabble
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>Season 3 rolls around
>Glitter Glue is the first person to draw the BBEG raping the main cast
>I'm not a womanizer, honest! Rape is bad!
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>>4967236

Maybe it's Fetal Alcohol Syndrome? His face loooks weird.
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>>4967210
make the boobs and ass better
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>>4967245
Some kind of disorder anyways
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>>4967227
>further action
Quick, call the internet copyright police.
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>>4967210
Hands are floating. Needs a sense of weight, of pressing into her body and grasping and straining. Try spreading fingers a little, or scrunching them against each other where the weight gathers. Her back should be hunched more to compensate for the uneven support. Belly should have a few wrinkles to indicate this curl. Her ankles need to be more shapely and defined.
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>>4967241

Maybe he fantasizes about being the woman being raped?
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>>4967239

That's pretty funny actually.
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>>4967227
I asked him about it and he said he hadn't seen my picture, and that someone had requested it on his stream

So either it was a coincidence or the guy just wanted to see the idea drawn by an actual artist

>>4967237
>The fuck is he going to do? It's all free art on the internet.
I wasn't going to do anything
I was mostly just wondering if it was intentional or not
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>>4967237
GG will assemble his legion of fanboys to start an epic raid on the brony artist
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>>4967239
>madmax will never be hailed and respected over veggieshit and toxicshit
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>>4967263
Draw the fastest pony
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>>4967270
what are you talking about? madmax has 3x the ammount of page views over toxic and everywhere outside of DA people shit on toxic. hard.
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>>4967275
Pinkie?
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>>4967285
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>>4967258
>>4967254

Got it.
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>>4967270

Madmax is brony popular as fuck, I don't know what you're smoking.
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>>4967239
Looks like madmax forgot the joke again.
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>>4967270
HOW TO BECOME A POPULAR ARTIST AMONG PEOPLE WITH NO TASTE IN TWO EASY STEPS
>Draw remotely palatable shit
>Repeat step 1 as quickly as possible

So basically do what GG does
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>>4967254

>make the boobs and ass better

Ignore this one. It's not porn.
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>>4967275
>Draw the fastest pony
I don't know anon, I don't want to go too fast
m-maybe we could just do this pony
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>>4967222
well let's do this
http://www.livestream.com/nihonjin

streaming the eternal sunshine of the spotless mind.
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>>4967289
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>>4967313

>not animated

No deal. No good sir.
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>>4967307
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>>4967306
thing is that's not really true. half of all of toxic replies is him thanking EVERY SINGLE USER that said anything about his shit so it looks like a ton of people are following him.

At CG he had his own sell booth and sold practiclly nothing. No one was buying his shitty wears and he ended up making -2000 dollars (and all the crap merchandise is still with him which he says will be used for next con and is a good thing lololololo)
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>>4967309
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>>4967309
Come on GG
I'm not even sure it was you, I mean it probably was. And even still you admitted to joking.

But some where along the line you said your favorite was Dash. Maybe. Possibly. Some Dash.
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>>4967185

>I know it was one of you guys

Cheese it! He's onto us!
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>>4967155
>I don't hate women, I just hate sluts and whores. And all women are sluts and whores. Also I'm afraid of women.

Women are pretty neat.
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>>4967329
...Poor guy.
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Sweetie Belle is best pone.

Discuss.
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>>4967325
Fuck you MT. Fangirls really do ruin everything.
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>>4967307

I took it to mean "work on them a little more."

I'm no GR - although he's much better at drawing sexy and alluring than I am.
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>>4967329

Now I feel depressed.
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>>4967356
No.
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>>4967356
You're wrong and also a faggot

/discussion
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>>4967319
>not enjoying good movies
faggot
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>>4967360

But real women kind of look like that in their natural settings.
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>>4967356
>best pone
lolno
>best CMC
of course
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>>4967370

>Not being /co/rades and /a/nons
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>>4967347
>>4967362
Don't, he's a dick and doesn't listen to anyone. His work is "flawless", he doesn't need to improve and his humor is show style. He's tom preson and lilmissjay rolled into one (but without the tits)
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>>4967383
see >>4967370
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>>4967329
Wait who is CG
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>>4967185
>>4967009
>>4967155

GG ignore negative shit. Going in here to complain about it shows that it got to you. ie that the trolling worked. Which just encourages more trolling.

You need to learn to be chill GG. Chill.
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>>4967336
I did say that but I was lying I don't like Dash very much

Applejack is a much better pony and we all know she's pretty fast too
so that's good right
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>computer asking for restart
>i have 70 tabs open i dont want to lose
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>>4967396
CG = canterlog gardens. it was a con a few days back.
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>>4967407

>Seeing a caption I made

Mind blown.
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>>4967400
And yet so little Dash drawings
So very little
She's still a pony with feelings you know
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>>4967407
>Close them all
>Restore previous session
I don't see the problem?
Or the connection to pony
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>>4967421
>Or the connection to pony

Here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qchPLaiKocI
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>>4967417
I have drawn her occasionally
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>>4967384
>without the tits
Horror!
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>>4967407

Which pony has the most pleasant tasting anus?
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>>4967432
Just because you drew her chubby doesn't mean you drew her "a lot."
get it
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oh my
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>>4967432
wow
that was supposed to be this
I seriously don't know how I fucked that up
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>>4967442
no anon, not mantits. im talking drawn tits. (although the though of toxic drawing porn would make some hilarious results)
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>>4967400
what the fuck is that straw going in to? second mouth?
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>>4967210
work on celestia
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>>4967460

GG draw Rarity as not a slut.
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>>4967472
Impossibru!
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>>4967407
>Everytime you switch the computer off, you lose all your work
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>>4967421
i always have massive amounts of tabs open and a few times previous restore doesnt work. chrome is the worst for this but it has happened a few times with firefox
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>>4967210

>pandering to anon
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>>4967460
But that's not even Dash
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXImS9jnNCE
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>>4967463
>what the fuck is that straw going in to? second mouth?
It's a cup
>>
What if you ended up stranded in ponyville and all 6 of the mane pones tried to cook something nice for you?
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>>4967499
that'd be hilariously cute because humans can't digest grass that well and you'll probably get a case of the shits
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>>4967499
I would refuse their meals and instead eat them.

Out.
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>>4967496
I'm not seeing it.
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>>4967496
GG Why are you such a misoginist?
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>>4967510

>after being starved for days the ponies discover that the only thing you can actually subsist on is their vaginal juices.
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>>4967510
Which pony tastes the best?
Which pony likes it when you rim her?
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>>4967499
politely decline and then head on over to griffon town for some meat and hot bird sex.
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>>4967527
My nigga.
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>>4967527
>putting your dick in a cloaca

you realise they shit out of those things, right?
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>>4967527
i am pretty sure you could go to jail for having this
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>>4967518
the term is masseur
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>>4967527
>Dat Pokey Pierce with a piercing

mmmega unf
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>>4967549
What why?
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>>4967555
Spike is underage.
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>>4967572
well first of all his age is undefined, but second of all it's a drawing

where do you live, australia?
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>>4967544

Rear end is Lion. That's mammal anus and vag.
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>>4967581
>where do you live, australia?

>That feel when Simpsons porn is illegal in Austrailia.
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>>4967581
>his age is undefined
They constantly refer to him as a baby dragon. He is clearly intended to be a child.
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>>4967581
when you are in front of the american judge just tell him to stop being a prude and that it doesnt hurt anyone.

im sure he will listen.
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>>4967550
Wait I got it
How about you draw Dash for my birthday!
Since we're so dead and all
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>>4967598
>>4967581
>>4967572
>>4967555
>>4967549

Making drawings illegal is silly for this very reason. The age and so much are more maleable in a drawing, since it has no ties to reality.
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>>4967258
>>4967292

Am I going in the right direction?

>>4967464

I'm juggling a couple of different pics right now - trying to get through my list some. Not to worry - I haven't forgotten you.

>>4967483

I... don't follow.
>>
/mlpg/ - cartoon horse pornography laws
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>>4967614

>Face is blocked out

You're going to make it Nathan aren't you?
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>>4967608
Frankly I don't think any child porn should be illegal to possess. I was juss saiyan that would be considered child porn in a number of jurisdictions.
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>>4967626
What the fuck is wrong with you?
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>>4967602

Does anyone have any caps of the MLPG Goes To Court thread?
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>>4967598
>dragon

It is undefined for how long dragons live and/or how long their pre-adolescence phase lasts
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>>4967629
>Frankly I don't think any child porn should be illegal to possess.
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>>4967636
He clearly has a young appearance and mannerisms. You can't pull that kind of thing as a loophole. If you drew a picture of a 4 year old sucking a dick and said "it's okay, she's actually an elf, she's like 5000 years old bro" it would still be considered child porn.
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i would love to see that in the news. a brony arrested for mlp child porn. im sure he will get off free but his life would be ruined.
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>>4967614
Right direction.
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>>4967626
>>4967614
>>4967632

I wasn't really sure which direction to go with the face. I couldn't find any way to block it from view, and I'm not sure I could duplicate Tex-Anon's face.

At the moment, he reminds me of... like... his little brother or something. I dunno.

>>4967658
Sweet.
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>>4967646
Free speech. Victimless crime. I didn't produce it; I didn't harm a child. The "it creates demand" argument is laughable.
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>>4967670

Forgot the pic.
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So, how's the game going?
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>>4967677
that's actually not bad
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How well are you hiding your powerlevels?
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>>4967679
Surprisingly
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>Goblins thread on /tg/
>somebody asks "Doesn't this belong on /mlp/?"
>he's serious
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>>4967685
>sheath
unf
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>>4967646
I've seen actual judges argue this.

It's sets a nasty precedent of photos of a crime being illegal.

Also, the believe that making possession legal will somehow increase the illegal production just isn't backed up by any reliable studies into the effects of prohibition.
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>>4967648
and it's still a drawing

are there seriously jurisdictions where they arrest you for owning a drawing of a naked child?
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>>4967696
Yes. Many.
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>>4967670
>and I'm not sure I could duplicate Tex-Anon's face.

Try. You can always redo it.

Tex himself can't even keep the face consistent. Anon's build, age, hair, jawline, ethnicity seem to fluctuate in the various pictures.
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>>4967685
Surprisingly what?
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>>4967683
I don't talk to anyone
I have no friends
I don't leave my house
Nobody knows any of my interests or personality

I've been doing well.
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>>4967677
>>4967670

>Anon's girlfriend meets his older brother
>His face is frozen into a glowering stare
>he doesn't speak
>he communicates by scowling
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>>4967696
In some countries like Sweden there have been cases where someone who has imported loli mangos has gone to jail.
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>>4967683
pony isn't a thing here so no one cares
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>move to jade quarry

i hate this server already
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>>4967716
pfff why did I have that name on from yesterday
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>>4967689
this always get me too
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>>4967719
Don't sweat it bro
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>>4967718
>is it bestiality for wanting to have sex with a plant?

Plantfuckers everywhere.
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>>4967716
I disagree with that decision.
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>>4967696
>are there seriously jurisdictions where they arrest you for owning a drawing of a naked child?

Yes. Canadians have gotten arrested for possessing lolicon. Hell, manga is considered perverted and something that requires a thorough search if the border guards catch you with it. There's even an office in Ottawa that reviews seized material, and determine if it has any artistic quality.

If you check the yearly reports, they reviewed Berserk Vol 29. Yes, some bureaucrat sat down and read some hyper violent manga. Determined to have artistic merit.

Very silly stuff of course. All of these things are freely available online.
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>>4967731
Most rational people do, but this is Sweden we're talking about
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>>4967718
is that game still alive
I played it for a while and got distracted by dark souls
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>>4967736
I've been reading through Berserk today, that shit is great

The eclipse was goddamn crazy
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>>4967739
no it's not anon is lying to you like the jerk he is
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>>4967718
Just move to Sea of Sand Niggers like everyone else.
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>>4967739
its 70% bots now
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>>4967716
>In some countries like Sweden there have been cases where someone who has imported loli mangos has gone to jail.

Nope. The supreme court found him innocent (both of the two lower courts found him guilty, though), and since it was the first big case of its kind I doubt there'll be anyone getting convicted for loli mango in a long time, since the lower courts will just refer to that ruling.

Source: I'm swedish.
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>>4967753

Is it pedo to find teh CMC hot?
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>>4967753
Sweetie, has anyone ever told you what a nice looking rump you have?
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>>4967753
Oh, so that's what happened?

I only remembered the uproar about it, so yep.
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>>4967683
People started discussing bronies at a society I visit the other day, and a few of them piped up, but I kept my silence and didn't say a word, positive or negative. I think I'm doing pretty well.
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>>4967770

Good job, anon.
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>>4967760
No, it's beastiality.

Most animals mature faster than humans
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pls guys I don't want to talk about laws on drawn minors on fim's 2nd birthday
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>>4967783
Then talk about something else?
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>>4967683
>best friend who is a casual fan of the show watches some of my stuff while I'm at his place
>I remain silent as I've not told him anything but that I watch the show
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>>4967783
The day is just beginning.
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>>4967760
Is it their child like aspects you find attractive.
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>>4967760
Silly anon, the CMCs are not for ___sexually!

>>4967762
Now why would you be looking at something like that, anon?

>>4967765
Yeah, I mean it's bad enough that the lower courts considered it to be child pornography, but the supreme court ruled that it wasn't child pornography in the end.

Relevant article in case anyone cares:
http://www.thelocal.se/41460/20120615/
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>>4967770

I will usually say the show is okay.
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>>4967785
pls do.
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>>4967792
>Is it their child like aspects you find attractive.

Not at all. I find them annoying little brats.

But their bodies are curvy as hell.
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>>4967799

The most I've said is that what I've seen of the show looked well-put-together, for a kids' show.
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>>4967795
>You will never get a scootagram
>It will never be a set of already filled out adoption papers waiting for your signature
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>>4967753
>>4967795

I just wanna flip a filly on her back and tickle her tummy.
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>>4967795
>Now why would you be looking at something like that, anon?


Well, it's just really nice rump is all! Heck, I don't even think your sister has one that nice. I hope you don't mind if I look at it a while longer.
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>>4967683
Pretty good.
Pony isn't a thing here,thanks god.
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>>4967799
Pretty much this.

Being rational is the best. Say "the show is good," not "I'm a fan" or worse, "I'm a brony."

If someone asks you if you are a brony, say "not really," but don't launch into an autistic rant about how you are the real fan and bronies are doing it all wrong.
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>>4967683
Pretty decently. I have a uni society club membership card that has Rainbow Dash printed on it but I only flash it when it's necessary.

And then there's that one time I sat next to a dude with a picture of Viny Scratch as a filly biting a vinyl disc on his shirt for 50 minutes on a crowded train. Neither of us said anything.
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>>4967806
I like to think Diamond Tiara has several stallion servants who provide copious amounts of cum for her; for bathing, drinking, or just to watch it splash out. She's adamant about maintaining her virginity, though.
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>>4967815
This is a painful feel.
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>>4967810
So...their child like physical attributes?
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>>4967822
>>4967824
>>4967827
pretty mind
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>>4967827
>Pretty decently. I have a uni society club membership card that has Rainbow Dash printed on it but I only flash it when it's necessary.

Stop.
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>>4967833
>curvy
>child-like

where do you live, america?
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>>4967829

Her Tiara is off-center. Why does this bother me?
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>>4967835
pretty ponoe
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>>4967833

They're just mini-FiM-ponies. Curves everywhere. Nice firm round asses.
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>>4967829
>she's had numerous abortions
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>>4967815
>adoption
>not some kind of loose guardianship
>not dodging the filial connections, leaving the possibility of a legit nonexploitative and intimate relationship open
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>>4967840
Her halo is crooked.
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>>4967835
Rarity isn't pretty. She looks like a horse.
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>>4967840
Because you're an autist.
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>>4967799
>>4967777
If someone asks me, sure, I'll tell them I like the show. I'm not going to say "OH GOD NO IT'S SHIT". I'm an animation enthusiast and it fits. But, you know, prevention is better than cure and whatnot.
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>>4967849
And then she'll be scared you'll just leave her
Let alone the fact that sexing up someone you've raised is weird
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>>4967829
>>4967848

She's in grade-school.
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>>4967849
You need to read the Bunny Drop timeskip.
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>>4967878
>raising your adopted scootadaughter to be the ultimate cocksock is weird

haha what reality are you living in anon
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>>4967878

It worked for Woody Allen.

Not that I condone it, mind.
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>>4967880
...And?
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>>4967880
What is grade school? Don't all schools have grades?
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>>4967837
Stop what?

The only reason I did that is to find out if bronies are that bad in real life. I've seen pictures but you kinda have to experience it for yourself.

The only thing I've met with apart from that experience there was a girl who drew MacxSoarin in her notebooks (quietly, and very well. I peeked over her shoulder during an art meet) and some guy who called me a fag.
>>
AW SHIT IMAGE LIMIT

ABANDON BOAT
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>>4967895
>a girl who drew MacxSoarin in her notebooks (quietly, and very well. I peeked over her shoulder during an art meet)

Find her and marry her.
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>watch Welcome to the NHK
>Realise it's about me
Holy shit. I've never related to a protagonist this much and I'm not even a NEET yet
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>>4967895
>there was a girl who drew MacxSoarin in her notebooks (quietly, and very well.
MARRY HER
>>
NEW HAWRSE WARE
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>>4967827
>tfw there's a massive poster at your uni about canteen schedules with Fluttershy and the three-headed dog on it
>tfw you kinda want to meet the guys who did it but you kinda don't because they might be bronies
I am a confused child
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>>4967895

>not complimenting her on her horse testicles.
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>>4967915
Just do it. Learn to take chances, man. If they are bronies, just cut ties with them. If they're not, well, you win out.
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>this current discussion
Oh boy. All I can glean from this is that bronies are everywhere and I won't escape them when I go to uni.
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>>4967924
>cutting ties with people like that, especially if they think you're one of them
Impossible.
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>>4967935

They're everywhere at uni.
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>>4967935
>tfw you're 20 in class
>tfw never seen a brony irl
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>>4967949
>>4967949
>>4967949
>>4967949
>>4967949
>>4967949
>>4967949
>>4967949
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>>4967935
Unis are, like, breeding grounds for that sort of thing.

>>4967942
It's not so hard! Just be direct and honest.
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>>4967950
FILENAME
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>>4967935
>when I go to uni.
>When
underage

And yeah you're going to see more of them
All the clubs love to cling to shit that's trendy to increase membership
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>>4967956
>underage
>you can't go to uni as a mature student
Lel.
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>>4967935
I'm glad my uni course is taught on a college campus.
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>>4967935
I saw a guy with a pink FiM shirt walk through the lunch room once.

Also someone put a Pinkie Pie poster up on one of the notice boards.

Also a lot of my friends watch the show but they don't take it seriously or talk about it much.

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