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The CMC wants you to take them to an amusement Park! What kind of shenanagins happens and what do you do?

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>>4950165
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First for penis.
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>>4952840
Two for tuba.
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fuk u fuk u fuk u fuk u fuk u
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fags
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>>4952840
I'll take them and we'll have fun. We'd go on all the rides and stuff. I hope none of them get sick. Afterwards I'd buy them ice cream or something. They'd probably eat some cotton candy at the amusement park prior to that.
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>>4950165

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Dorks
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>>4952878
>They all want churros
>They cost $7 each
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>>4952874
alright, this has gone on long enough nowe. Leave it in the previous thread
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>>4952874
gb2tumblr
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>>4952840

I take them to motherfucking Universal Studios, of course.
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>>4952900
That's speciesist
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>>4952899
u mad bro
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>>4952840
>>4952878
>>4952893
what's happening in my head right now
tell me I'm not the only one
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>>4952876
Then I'm sure you're perfectly fine with shit like this happening:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wviiQJfPzT8
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>>4952840
I'd take AppleBloom on the log ride
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>>4952840
>You must be this tall to ride
>The CMC stack on top of each other in order to ride the rollercoaster
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SUN VULCAN
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>>4952908
Leave them be, bro. It's cool.
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>>4952719
Making a photograph of a work also damages the authenticity of the work. Furthermore, I am not so sure if the 'authenticity' is damaged, either before or after removing the paint. Like I mentioned, the image is still identifiable and so is the intend. Furthermore, the 'authenticity' of a work is damaged as soon as someone makes a photograph of the work. Would you say that Equestria Daily post is vandalism?
As for that hateful message: you are discriminating between positive and negative interpretation. Don't do that. You're essentially saying that criticism is not allowed, because it could be deemed mean spirited. As you can see, that's a slippery slope.
And no, it's actually different from Jesus painting: that painting was changed beyond recognition, while the pony mural is still very recognisable. You can clearly make out all the ponies, their colours, design, etcetera.

>>4952741
>>4952749
>>4952751
I wrote that post too quick; let me reiterate: depending on the person and their view on life I will get a different out come. We are discussing 'what if's, which can only manifest in practise.
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>>4952912
Are you feeling or something?
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>>4952840
Ever seen that Simpson episode where Salma bring Lisa and Bart to Duffland? Something worst then that.
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>>4952908
Hey guys. Check out my totally not Mary-Sue OC.
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>>4952912
What?
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is it safe to post again?
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>>4952914
>>4952927

please don't drag shit over into new threads. It's the only shot we have at letting spergy debates die
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>>4952934
>scootaloo will never be the zebra king
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>rev up those "The General is shit right now I'll come back later/pls stram" posts
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>>4952927
>hey guys let me continue my bullshit here
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>>4952942
I really, genuinely, could not care less.
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>>4952935
>>>/loomis/
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>>4952927
sent pls
>Making a photograph of a work also damages the authenticity of the work.
by that logic, the original mural damaged the authenticity of the original logo which it tries to be a precise copy of
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>>4952934
Those kids really need to wear suncream.
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>>4952942
>spergy
>sperglord
le sperg face
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anybody got a rule 34 request?
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>>4952959
>could not care less
every time
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>>4952970
Mayor Mare hotdogging
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Everyday until you learn
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>>4952959
You are a fucking tool, Sentenal.
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>>4952970
Mayor Mare cum inflation
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>>4952976
But if every single post is shit post how can I win
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>>4952971
Every time what? That's right
Do it. Start this shit. Let's go fucking wild
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>>4952930
>>4952937
Must've been some crazy exhaustion deja vu or something. Could swear I saw those exact posts precise to the word a few months ago.
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>>4952970
You again?
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>>4952984

You're free now.
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>>4952980
Wow, you sick fuck
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>>4952950
I can see Applebloom daring Scootaloo to drink from the ride right now.
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>>4952970
Mayor Mare cum inflation pls.
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>>4952970
Teen Sweetie asking Rarity how sex works

while walking in on Rarity masturbating
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>>4952988
Maybe you're from the future and don't know it
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>>4952985
Fuck it. I'm wiv ya.
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>>4952996
>>4952983
>>4952974
What the fuck is wrong with you, retard?
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So, what happened to Apple eventually?
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>>4952980
Human dickhead... why?
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>>4952984
Here, we'll have our own shit-free discussion.
Which episode is your least favorite and what would you have changed to make it better?
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>>4953005
I don't know I don't
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>>4952985
>>4952971
>>4952959
>every time
Couldn't care less is correct though.
>Americans
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>>4952962
Yes and no. Yes in that it harmed the authenticity of the original image it was trying to copy. No, because it was not an exact copy. It had/has it flaws which made/makes it unique.
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>>4952970

Celestia spanking Twilight
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>>4952979
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>>4952942
Sorry. Stopping now.
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>>4953005
Heyy. I'm pretty sure I'm not the one who posted all three posts.
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>>4953015
Feeling Pinkie Keen, because the moral shoved Jesus down the viewers' throat.
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>>4953015
Well, I guess I'm not really too fond of the owl episode. Don't really know what could be done to fix it other than having my eyes unsee it.
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>>4953012
Who knows? Better yet, who cares? It was fun while it lasted.
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>>4952927
You misunderstand the intent of the word "authenticity" - the mural itself is not true to the original any more. It has been damaged. It would require repair.
>discriminating between positive and negative interpretation
No? The flaw here is with you, not only by embracing a slippery slope fallacy, but in your condoning of hateful and pejorative messages. Nowhere did I ever say "criticism is not allowed" - people are allowed to hate what they like. But as long as it has the permission of the owner and creator to be there, it's no one else's right to decide it shouldn't be. Anyone can criticise it all they like, but damaging it, and with what is effectively a slur, is wrong. It's the same type of action as writing "I hate niggers" on a wall (albeit of infinitely less scale, as far as I'm concerned).
And no, it's not different. The painting has been altered. The action is the same. Whether it's still recognisable or not is irrelevant.
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>>4953032
>shit-free discussion
>FPK
Oh you.
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MLPG will never recover from this hiatus, like from last Summer
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>>4953032

CODE RED

CODE RED

SHUT DOWN THE FUCKING THREAD

EVACUATE ALL PERSONNEL
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>>4953032
h-here we go..
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>>4953026
and he wonders at night why he doesn't have any friends
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>>4953015
The owl epiosode. The who/hoo joke got really old really fast.
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>>4953015

I think this is a fairly controversial opinion, but my least favourite episode was LZ. It was the first episode that would be indicative of S2 quality and I fucking hated it.

I would have just turned down Twilight's 'craziness' level. By a good deal. I think that would have saved it, in my eyes.
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>>4953045
Sad but true
Likely
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>>4953045
Oh well, the show is dying anyway.
I'll see the rest of you in Gravity Falls when that explodes even further
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>>4953040
>>4953047
>>4953048
A-At least it would be show discussion, unlike whatever occurred in the last 20 minutes.
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>tfw motion sickness in amusement park rides
A-atleast I can enjoy the cotton candy
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>Nightmare Night will never be mentioned again.
>Luna will get, at most, a few seconds of screen-time in season 3.
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>>4953072
>>>/tumblr/
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>>4953024
>It had/has it flaws which made/makes it unique.
That's the first time in w hile I've laughed at something I don't like.
I'll get my bleach shots and go to bed.
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>>4953066
>>4953072
a-a-a-a-a-a-a-at least I still have my personality
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>>4953066
>"unlike whatever occurred in the last 20 minutes."
>not in the last five months
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>>4953064
>Gravity Falls will be the next MLP
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>>4953072
Britfag pls.
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>>4953062

>hating cartoony antics in a cartoon

>>4953062

>It was the first episode that would be indicative of S2 quality

So, good, then.
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>>4953066
>>4953072
>A-at mind
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>>4953064
>Gravity Falls
The generals are already in a pretty bad state.
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Why isn't there any good hotdogging?

I found three pics, people. THREE PICS.
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>>4953072
>tfw spinny rides
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No matter what you post here, the law is the law.

Someone paints a picture. They have the right to do so. You spray paint over it without consent. It is vandalism. It doesn't matter what it is. It could have been a pornographic painting. It is a crime.

It is that simple.
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>>4953032
AAAAAHH! RELIGION! OH SHIT NIGGA! ABANDON THREAD!
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>>4953088
Wait until the first bans swing around to clean out the prolific shitposters.

The cycle repeats
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>>4953094
Guaranteed replies.
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>>4953094
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>>4953094
>>4950165
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>>4953098
Religion is a now worthless relic from the past. We would be better off without it.
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>>4953015
Show Stoppers.
Just... too much CMC. I get how some people find them cute, but an entire episode of them being absolutely retarded is just too much to bear.

What I would change: Have Twilight snap at the end and scream at the CMC in rage at their obliviousness, revealing their special talents to them. Everybody gets their cutie marks, the CMC disband after realizing that their quest for cutie marks was the only thing holding them together. The end.
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Hey, maybe the inevitable Wander Over Yonder General will be good.
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>>4953094
Give it a rest already, fuck.
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>>4953089
Derpy likes hotdogging
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>>4953094
>I MUST HAVE THE LAST WORD I MUST I MUST
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>>4953094
I even agree with you but seriously, old thread is old
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>>4953118
I disagree because things.
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>>4953126
>Faceless

pls no
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>>4953118
fortunately, in a new study released this morning, atheism and agnosticism are skyrocketing in this country

there's hope for us yet
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>>4953015
I thought the wedding episodes were awful.
The writing seemed worse than usual and even though it was a double episode it sometimes seemed like they turned two pages at once.
Could have been good, but they threw in too much stuff and new characters at once.
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>>4953085

Sorry, I fucked up the phrasing of that part.

I meant that after RoH, LZ should have been the episode that would give a good insight into what could be expected from the rest of S2. But I thought it was terrible. Luckily, I feel the quality picked up after that, but that episode really made me think the rest of S2 would be just as bad.
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>>4953118
We would be, but unfortunately for some people, it's the only thing that stops them from acting like abominations
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>>4952840
Would Scootaloo like the double shot?
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>>4953094
>the law is the law
>implying that just because it's illegal, that means it's immoral
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>>4953142
What country? This is important.
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>>4953142
Thank god for Reddit
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>>4953163
well fuck
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>>4953162
US
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>>4953157
Please, let's not.
Pretty please with a cherry on top? I'll give you birdified skating Twilight and Rarity!
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>>4953015
Least favorite..Hard pick I guess Call of the cutie.
They could have fixed that by not making that episode. The entire theme of the episode is bad
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>>4953157
are you trying to suggest that what they did was morally just?
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>>4953146

I think the wedding episodes were flawed, but not terrible.

In fact, I'd say the first 10 minutes of part 2 was one of my favourite scenes in all of season 2
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>>4953163
S-SULO-desu!!
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>>4953170
Us? Which us? There are lots of us?
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Hey guys, lets play the quiet game.

Whoever is the first to shitpost loses and their favorite pony is erased from the show. Aaaaand, start.
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>>4953157
You need a few cycles in the cubes, creep
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>>4953177
What's so morally unsound about it?
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>>4953171
Even in bird form, Rarity still proves her superiority over... well pretty much anything.
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>>4953142
>you won't live long enough to see religious people become a minority
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>>4953188
Hello how are you
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>>4953177
Sometimes if the law itself is immoral, the only moral thing to do is break the law.
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>>4953193
>implying Rarity is white
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>>4953171
Hops/Dovne pls
pls
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>>4953192
I'd say vandalism is pretty immoral
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>>4953182
There's only one US, and we're number one
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>>4953200
If there's a nuclear war, maybe we will.
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>>4953188
Man, Homestuck General would lose so fast on this.
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>>4953200
You can always move to other countries.
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>>4953200
>living in backwards religious America
>not almost any other country
Religion is a minority in Europe
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>got banned from /co/ for replying to a pony thread in /co/

well that's new

they should have started that a long time ago
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>>4953213
>grafitti artists are the scum of the earth
>kids get off my lawn!

OK, gramps, OK
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>>4953213
How is it vandalism? He's just adding his contribution to the art wall
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>>4953208
>He thinks I'm...those guys
Whatever, man. Whatever.
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>>4953222
I was born in the wrong country
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How sex obsessed is Rarity?
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SO GUYS. HOW ABOUT THEM PONIES.
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>>4953214
Fuck you, China's taking over.
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>>4953238
rate me mlpg
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>>4953153
and in the same breath endorsing and passing down the abominable traditions and actions of their corporate clergy
I'd much rather all devout theists start acting like the monsters their scripture demands them to be. no more bullshit, no new-age christianity, just full-on old testament and islam. the ones among the believers that are actually decent people (I'm convinced there's many) involved in religion only through societal tradition will finally open their eyes and free themselves, and the rest can happily kill eachother without hurting any respectable human beings.
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/co/

What is your all time favorite cartoon character so far? Why?
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>>4953238
"those guys" are one guy
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>>4953227
>>4953231
this is complete bullshit
you're only defending them because they called bronies autistic
nobody can possibly be this stupid
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>>4953249
>taking
China took over long ago you retard
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>>4953231
That's like saying Ross contributes to the threads with his art
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>people actually defend those autists for forcing everyone to like MLP
>not praising the guy who vandalized it

So, we bronies now?
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>>4953246
morning noon and night

the only time she's not talking about getting fucked is when she's got a cock in her mouth

which is always
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GET ON YOUR GODDAMNED KNEES
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>>4953248
fuck off brony
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>>4953222
so how's that Islam occupation going for you?
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>>4953254
>/co/
Oh fuck off you faggot, you're not on /co/ anymore, this is /mlp/
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>>4953270
I'LL SPLIT YOUR SKULL OPEN WITH MY THUMBS
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>>4953266
>ANONYMOUS IS LEGION
>>>/b/
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>>4953263
Perfect analogy. You've got him by the balls now.
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>>4953266
I hate it when people like a thing, and that forces me to like it too

Stop shoving things down our throats, broniess
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>they let people paint shit on the tunnel because they are repainting the whole thing soon

why even bother fixing the pony mural if its going to costs over $100 and 100hrs of work just to be painted over.
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>>4953291
we do not forgive

we do not forget
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>>4953263
Yes. He does. Do you know what a contribution is? He takes my requests and fills them. Are you retarded?

>>4953257
>implying implications
If that's all you've gleaned from this insight into my reasoning then I'm sorry but you are blind
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>>4953293
I bet you got into the show because someone shoved it into your throat, though.
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wow, I'm almost glad the show is soon

the quality of the threads really took a dive
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>>4953246
24/7
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>>4953294
why even bother doing anything if you're just going to die anyway?
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>>4953303
your "reasoning" is pretentious and retarded
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>>4953039
You are discriminating between positive and negative interpretation. Your negative interpretation. You yourself wrote:
>"It (...) sends a hateful message."
That is your interpretation and you use it to strengthen your argument that it is destructive.
Again we fall over morality, as you are revering to ownership as the ultimate dominator for right and wrong, where I find that cultural value is more important than ownership. Or to but it simply: if somebody makes a stick figure on their wall, which is arguably bad artwork, and somebody paints a beautiful fresco over it, but does so unasked, I believe the fresco should stay, regardless of who owns the wall.

>And no, it's not different. The painting has been altered. The action is the same. Whether it's still recognisable or not is irrelevant.
And this is where you are completely wrong. Not only is this the meat and bone of art theory (content, form and function - these are the three aspects of an work), it is also proven practise through gestalt psychology and related reserach. In one image we can easily recognise the original work, in the other we cannot. One artwork is the same with addition, joined together into a new work if grouped, the other one is changed into a different work.

Anyway I'm through. If you cannot perceive the core argument in my entire arguing, there is no space left for me to extrapolate meaning.
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>>4953254
He's a smart kid. It's too bad my idiot child self couldn't learn anything from him until I got older.
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>>4953303
>I request things from Ross

Ross, please. You're no more a contributor than Sentenal.
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>>4953311
What can you expect from Sentenal?
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>>4953277
>mfw the UK has a lower percentage of first-gen immigrants than the USA
You tell me
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>>4953015
Luna Eclipsed is among my least favourite. It started out pretty funny and I thought the idea of Luna having trouble socializing after being locked away for quite some time was pretty cool, but it took a turn from the worse in the second half. The whole flip-flop "We're afraid of Luna! Oh wait now we're not! Hang on, now we are again! Oh shit now we're not!" was just poorly done, the NMM lore didn't really work, and what the hell kinda explanation is "It's fun to be scared! That's why we like you now, but not in the first segment where you legit scared us as well!"
I don't really care for Luna, but even I thought she deserved a better episode (or at least a better execution).

And if Pipsqueak wasn't the most annoying little shit, then I don't know what is.
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>>4953311
That's Terse for you.
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>>4953314
>Anyway I'm through
Thank fucking god
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>>4953303
>liking Ross
ah, so you have brain damage! that explains it!
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>>4953266
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>>4953303
>mfw he 'takes requests' and either doesn't do them or does something else with his fetish
bahahaha
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>>4953320
so sentenal is now somehow both for and against vandalism?
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dear bronies

pls raise your hands, so we can kill you

thanks
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>>4953334
vandalizing a sandwich only makes it tastier
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>>4953344
You forgot your name, Hacksaw
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>>4953306

and that was just in the last week
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>>4953343
it wouldn't be the first time he got caught in a loop
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>reading eqd comments
>90% of the people are saying "i am autistic and a brony"

this is trolling right?
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>>4951082
Just got back. To answer this: What I'm taking are basically the barebones introductory classes that are the equivalent of what you could find at a standard community college (except mine which doesn't offer any because it sucks and I hate it so I have to take them here). I don't expect this mind-numbing tedium to last once I'm out of these and start taking classes actually relevant to my major.
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>>4953361
No, but most of them are self-diagnosed autistics.
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>>4953347
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>>4953306
everyone apparently decided that they really love to shitpost
like, moreso than usual
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Could we get back to pones?
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>>4953370
considering the way they act, they might as well be
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>>4953370
The mural was right.
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>>4953376
Yeah, I thought the fist pony season was better than the second.
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>>4953376
During the hiatus. MLPG is just a chat-about-what-you-like thread but with pony reaction images.

When will you learn this?
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>>4953380
So we agree? The mural is not vandalism on account of being right.
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>>4953376
Scootaloo, you're drunk. We've been talking about ponies the entire time.
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>>4953376
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>>4953370
>self-diagnosed autistics

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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>>4953380
So it wasn't vandalising at all. It was telling the truth
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>>4953306

The last two days at the very least have been pretty bad.
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>>4953395
>>4953404
Yes.
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>>4953404
>>4953395
It was warning the outside world!
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>>4953398
I don't think I'm drunk enough.

I even liked the OPs topic question.
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you people hurt my head
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>>4953404
Even if the guy sprayed "MLPFiM is a show about cartoon horses" it wouldn't be not vandalism
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>>4953394

No. It's 'chit chat about what ever you like in a somewhat reasonable manner in between bouts of pony-centric discussion'.

It's a lot nicer that way.
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>>4953402
>you can actually tick a box that says "self-diagnosed" when you fill in the disability section of a job application. Not even kidding.
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>>4953379
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>>4953368
So how long do you expect to be bored? As long as this semester lasts?
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i would punch you all in the mouth if i knew you irl
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>>4953305
>implying I watch the show

I'm an adult, I watch shows for mature adults. Like Family Guy and Young Justice.
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>>4953422
Now I must ask myself why the fuck I decided to greentext that post.
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>>4953405

Yeah, there's been a fucking nose-dive recently.

Coincidence? Or is something causing it?
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>>4953376

No
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>>4953420
>the joke
>your head
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>>4953432
so would I, Anon
so would I...
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I can't take it anymore, goodbye.
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>>4953314
Your "core argument" is flawed. Your belief is that there was no damage done by your own arbitrary standard, which, as we have already discussed, is not the case.
Argue that I'm somehow "discriminating" all you like, but my position is clear - there is only one interpretation, which is that this is a hateful message. There is no question of cultural value. I place no particular emphasis on a positive or negative interpretation, only a factual one.

>this is where you're completely wrong
Except that's not the case. The concepts you're espousing are artistic concepts, which I've already said I'm not going to touch on. From a purely ethical and legal perspective, this is vandalism, and destructive vandalism, no less. The original work can be recognised in the restored Jesus image, albeit in a damaged sense, and the same logic applies to this one. The difference here is there is no building up over time, no addition, no borrowership of the original work - the original work is damaged and replaced by something insulting, and is lost. Even from an artistic perspective, this is damaged.

The fact of the matter is, whether you perceive it as damaging or not is really irrelevant. Whether it's good or bad artwork or not is irrelevant. Whether you believe I'm placing undue emphasis on my interpretation over yours is irrelevant. It is vandalism, it is destructive, it is hurtful and it is wrong.
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>>4953439
>I was only pretending to be retarded
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>>4953434
What the fuck is young justice?
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>>4953447
see you in three hours
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>>4953430
I dunno. Hopefully not that long.
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>>4953448
Terse, please shut the fuck up.
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>>4953402
So the true highest form of autism is self-diagnosed autism?

capcha: de-volve fromgk
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>>4953438
Don't feckin' do it ya flyin' rat.
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>>4953437

Yesterday may have been shitposters from /v/.
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>>4953432

You wouldn't want to punch me in the mouth

I'm a pretty bad dude
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>>4953450
It's like Teen Titans, but more mature and made in America, not Japan.
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>>4953437
the undesirables have been particularly restless lately
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>>4953448

STOOOOOOP
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>>4953470
It's not safe here for you.

Run while you still can.
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>>4953464
How tough are ya?
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>>4953437
It's the last hurdle we must endure before new horses
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>>4953434

are you trying to talk shit about Young Justice?
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>>4953461

DON'T TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE
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>>4953470
Fluttershy run
while you still can
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>>4953435
because autism
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>>4953487
Is that Mass Effect?
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>>4953484

That's what I keep telling myself, anon.

I don't think I can make it
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>>4953455
Well then, good luck I guess. Produced any actual non-pony art yet (at school)?
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>>4953479

I'm so tough that I made this zombie survival sheet, but didn't finish it, didn't crop it, and didn't title it

Because I'm too busy being tough
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>>4953470
Stop leaving the doors open
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When this movie will be released, what we gonna have?

inb4: Spike Unchained
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>>4953499
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DAIRANGER
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>>4953500
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>>4953500
You don't deserve new horses

Get out
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>>4953464
Are you bad enough to save the president from the ninjas?
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>>4953508
>zombie survival gear
>low capacity .45 sidearm
>shotgun
Nigga you'd suck.

High capacity .22 caliber sidearm and main weapon all the way.
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so how about that songsmile?
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So, if this iteration of MLP doesn't get a movie, it will be the only generation to not have one.

What would you guys like to see from a G4 pony movie?
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>>4953516
christmas i believe
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>>4953500

don't worry brother

all will be well
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>>4953540
Annoying
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>>4953540
One of the best of all time, no doubt.
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>>4953448
>Your belief is that there was no damage done by your own arbitrary standard, which, as we have already discussed, is not the case.
>here is only one interpretation
Except that the world doesn't consist out of one solitary truth. Do you even constructivism?

But yeah, let's end it with an agree to disagree from both sides.
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>episode 4 of The Walking Dead game finished installing

See you later, fuckers. Enjoy this dumb horse.
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>>4953545
I'm long past believing that...
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>>4953538

I'm not planning on mowing down leagues of zombies, and those weapons would both be hugely useful in the short time I'd plan to be in zombie infected areas
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>>4953552
>Season 3 starts next week
Aww yeeeeeee.
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>>4953541

ponies helping a brony with his love interest
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>>4953540
It's a good pone
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>>4953540

Smile Smile Smile gives me feels.

Sad feels.

I know it's not supposed to, but it does.

Am I the only one like this?
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>>4953540

Cute outfits
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>>4953578
Deconstruction and constructivism are the same thing in two different fields, bro.
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>>4953574
the cutest outfits
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wwould you an applejack in the apple hole sexually
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>>4953561
>carry more ammo
>.22 most abundant ammo in the country
>accurate to 50m in a pistol, 200m in a rifle
>relatively silent report due to amount of powder charge
.22 makes sense. You'd have to reload that 1911 in 7 shots and the gun is loud as fuck.
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>>4953590
you still didn't tell me what an apple hole is
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>>4953556

you cannot give up

your spirit will not be broken
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>>4953054
>Dooks saved that picture with my filename
>completely insignificant, feel good anyways
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Someone should start a /b/read
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>>4953597
b-b-but it's so awful ;_;
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Guys what should Featherweights Nightmare Night costume be?
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>>4953607
After you.
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>>4953605
It gives one a fuzzy feeling when one sees one's images reposted
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>>4953589
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>>4953614
A butt plug
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>>4953614
A pillow.
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>>4953540

>Speccy is ded
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>>4953614

Paparazzi
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>>4952805
Oops. WHY DO YOU SUMMON ME, MORTAL?
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>>4953540

WEH
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>>4953633
>that feel
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>>4953358
When was the first?
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>>4953589
I thought everyone hated this Pinkie Pie.
It's my favourite Pie.

>>4953640
OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD
KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT

>>4953629
jus b chek
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>>4953640
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>>4953613

believe!

stand all this shitposting, no matter awful it becomes
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>fianlly get rid of one patch of shitposters
>antother group just comes and waltzes in

for fucks sake shut the godamn saferoom door francis
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>>4953651
>not filename
>not subject
>not name
>not mail
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>>4953651
>Dfer will never draw the other 5 mane 6
;_;
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>>4953571
I get a mix of pure honest happyness and some nagging realist doubts
I'm not sure if I'd rather not constantly remind myself that all of this is just escapism
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>>4953648

How can you hate Saloon Pie ?
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>>4953594

.22lr may be common, but cheap .22lr is prone to light primer strikes and jamming. You'd be lucky to consistently hit a target at 300 yards with .22lr as well.

I also don't think you realize how much I don't plan to use my guns.
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You guys, recently I have become sexually attracted to balloons. Is there any MLP porn where one or both of the ponies are sentient balloons?
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>>4953672
Maybe it's the song? (Which I also like.)
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>>4953672
would you cuddle a ponk in a saloon dress nonsexually?
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>>4952840

Applebloom's smile is the greatest thing.
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>>4953683
There's some canon scenes you'd like, go watch the show
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>>4953659
aw you're no fun, old man.
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>>4953690
and that she's wearing AJ's hat
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>>4953680
>horse meat rider
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>>4953675
Guns are best for a pinch, but since zombies are the undead hitting power is irrelevant. Bigger guns are useless. Smaller guns with more ammo would be better just in case you find yourself in a situation where you'd have to fight to escape.

Other survivors are another obstacle you'd have to face. I'm still an advocate of shot placement vs round power, so having lots of .22s would stand you in good stead against people.
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>>4953680
What are you doing son?
You play at your stupid Kinect games?
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>>4953684
the song don't change the fact that she looks damn cute in that dress
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>>4953686

Yes
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>>4953680
>drop your arms to exit cleaning
But how do you enter advanced cleaning?
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>>4953716
I dunno man, some people...
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>not having two aluminum baseball bats in your zombie survival arsenal

guys

it's like you're trying to get eaten
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>>4953693

Refresh my memory?
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>>4953605
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ITT: song you like but feature worst ponies.

I'll start.
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>>4953589
someone needs to draw every horse in that outfit or something similar
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>>4953746
At the Gala
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>>4953746
Any song with Rarity.
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>>4953713

Lots of .22 would be nice, but the ammo doesn't keep well and like I said, is prone to jamming.

I'm also worried a lot more about animals than survivors or zombies. I'm not gonna trust .22 to take down dogs, wolves, or bears.
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>>4953738

RoH part 1.

Discord balloonifies himself.
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>>4953743
why is she so perfect?
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>>4953746
Art of the Dress and So Many Wonders.
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>>4953736

When I moved out of my old apartment, I had to toss a bunch of stuff - including a length of PVC Pipe and several golf clubs I was keeping for just such a purpose.

I have a crappy knockoff zatoichi sword in my closet, but I dunno how long that'll last if shit goes down.
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>>4953746
this day aria, duh
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>>4953736

>Aluminum bats

Enjoy having two bent pieces of shit
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>>4953648
>Hating any incarnation of Pinkie Pie
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How do I make you happy mlpg
i just want you to be happy and not angry how do i help
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>>4953743
I like this outfit a lot. Too bad she's got a slutty hairstyle.
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>>4953762
Fuck I shouldn't like this...
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>>4953776
It can't be helped.
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>>4953746
Anything with Rainbow Dash
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>>4953746
But all of Twilight's songs are just as shit-tier as she herself is.
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>>4953762
PLEASE LET ME FUCK YOU
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>>4953783
are you sure
i'll do everything i can
i just want everything to be all right
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>>4953743
oh man

oh jeez

that horse, that pretty horse
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Guys I need help

What is Rarity wallowing in?
hardmode: not horse semen
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>>4953776
Give me a huge room filled with garbage.
No really.
I'll make the biggest, bestest monolith to compliment pones there has ever been.
After closed doors.
After dark.
Only for people who know the secret password.
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>>4953680
>kinect

Wow, I completely forgot about that thing.
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>>4953800
What would you even do with such a pretty horse?
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>>4953801
blood semen
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>>4953801
Dragon semen
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>>4953801
liquified diamonds
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>>4953750
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>>4953801
Chocolate milk.
Wait, maybe she's the chocolate, slowly melting in a sea of hot milk.
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>>4953736
>not wrenches, shovels or small mallets
Just how are you going to get shit done?
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>>4953818
Someone competent
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>>4953808
girls holding sexual things in their mouths is a huge fetish of mine

like condoms or panties
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>>4953801

Spa mud
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>>4953801

A sea of dicks

Alternatively: cake
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>there will never be a Fancyjack episode
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>>4953829
Well aren't you a lucker!
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>>4953808

Naughty things
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>>4953778
I agree, it's a bit too frizzy and Rainbow Dashy for my tastes
I like her hair better in braids or plain down
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>>4953834
YOU TAKE THAT BACK

the problem is that it's a great gag when she dresses up not to mention hot as fuck but it's just not enough to carry a whole episode
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Sometimes I feel like I'm the only guy with an impregnation fetish in the general...
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There will never be a Rainbow Dash and Scootaloo bonding episode.
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>>4953853
You never the only guy.

Ever.
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>>4953853
Hey, getting impregnated is my fetish as well.
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>>4953842
>Braidjack

YES
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>>4953801
Liquid Marshmellow
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>>4953855
good, hopefully they both get killed off
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>>4953861
Mumbeling fetish?
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>>4953801
HORSE SEMEN
FUCK YOUR HARDMODE!
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>>4953853
In case you can't see past my passive obfuscation, yes, that was a thinly veiled request for impregnation material.

Especially that one Vinyl Scratch one

>>4953867
thas coo'

but i was more interested in knocking ponies up
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>>4953506
Not really a full finished artwork. We're doing the most basic fundamentals. We sort of drew a room in perspective in Drawing but it was just shapes and not features.
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>>4953762

Why do they have to be like that? Goddamn it...
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>>4953847
but something like Applejack and Rarity go to Canterlot or some shit, and Rarity has to try and make Applejack all prissy, but then it turns out AJ already knows what up because of spending time with her aunt and uncle Orange

i want to believe
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>>4953757

Oh yeah, I forgot about that. But I mean like balloons in a pony shape, not ponies in a balloon shape.

Seriously, has nobody created a balloon pony?
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>>4953762
ew
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>>4953877
>custom blink
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>>4953884
Do they know you're a ponefag yet?
You'll score points with the kooky crowd.
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>>4953891
Or an episode where AJ has to work really, really hard at being high-class and cultured. For reasons.
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>>4953898
Googlyanon was really good with image edition.
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DOOKS.
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>>4953695
Did somebody say pills? Because I heard somebody said pills.
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>>4953923
>tfw Googlyeyes hats us
>>
Don't use no double negatives.
Eschew obfuscation.
Never use a preposition to end a sentence with.
Avoid clichés like the plague.
The passive voice should never be employed.
You should not use a big word when a diminutive would suffice.
It is bad to carelessly split infinitives.
About those sentence fragments.
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>>4953930
Huh?
Pills? Where?
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>>4953884
I'm actually looking forward to seeing some finished school things from you. But take your time.
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>bronies lift more than MLPG

MLPG i am disappoint
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If this was your sister, you'd do her.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yhu-Irmq0bM&feature=player_embedded
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>>4953957

He doesn't lift, he's got no shoulders and fat tits.

He probably eats at a deficit and curls all day.
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>>4953963
Do her what?
Do her a favor? Of course I would. She's my sister
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>>4953963

>sister
>not kissin' cousin
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>>4953957
I'm going to become the successor to Zyzz.

Mark my words.
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>>4953801
shit
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>>4953963
I'm gay.:(
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>>4953910
I'm going to wait until I start taking my major classes because these intros are full of people in other majors who just have to take like one drawing class as a mandatory thing even though they're in film or something where they won't be doing much drawing (but it helps to know perspective).
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>>4953988
Turn that frown upside down!
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>>4953963

I'd sneak her smelly socks from the hamper, but that's about it
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>>4953971
>Amateur bodybuilding contest near where I live
>Every year it's just a bunch of guys who take roids and do bicep curls all day
>The results are hysterical
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>>4953978
Braejack is fine too

>>4953976
"Do her" is non-formal vernacular for having sex with her, anon.
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>>4953996
):
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Name an episode you didn't like at first that grew on you and now you like it.
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>>4953980
You're going to juice until you die in a sauna?
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>>4953898
oh my...
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>>4954006
>Your
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>>4954006
The CMC episodes.
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>>4953978
>not kissin' cousin

I had a "kissin' cousin", it was fun.
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>>4954006
Stare Master

In fact, most of the CMC episodes in general.
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>you will never fuck the police comin' straight from the underground
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>>4954006
What show?
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>>4954006

Cutie Mark Chronicles

Before it, I didn't like the CMC. I didn't like it at first either, nut I watched it again, and now I love it. I love the CMC too.

Probably my favorite S1 episode.
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>>4954006
Time Cop
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>>4953996
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>>4954006
Stare Master
RIAW
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>>4954006
I've watched most episodes only once.
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>>4954006
Show Stoppers
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>tfw frens

>>4953924
What do you need?
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>>4954036
<----------- /eqd/
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Why is he so perfect
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>>4953978
>>4954003

>tfw your cousin is probably pretty attractive
>but she's also a bully and a bitch, who did her level best to treat you like shit as a kid and make you feel as horrible about yourself as possible
>and from what you hear, she hasn't changed at all since then, and you want nothing to do with her whatsoever

I don't understand the pull, honestly. I couldn't even hatefuck her, I dislike her so much.
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>>4954019
>you will never have it bad cause you're brown
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>>4954039
I don't know that feel...
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>>4954045
I'd Scooby dooby doo.
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What show would you want to watch with pone, curled up on the couch under a blanket?
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>>4954045
Why is she so perfect
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>>4954040
No!
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>>4954057
30 Rock
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>>4954057
FLCL
I'd tighten my grip at every innuendo.
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>>4954003
>"Do her" is non-formal vernacular for having sex with her, anon.
EEEWWWW
I would NEVER have sex with my sister!

She's a girl!
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>>4954057

Teen Titans

Every episode, plus the movie.
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>>4954059
>Fapplejack

Remember when that awful picture was posted every time? Good times.
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>>4954057
Twilight

How It's Made
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>>4954039

Have you seen this thing from last night?
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>>4954050
>no one will ever clutch their purse when they're in a room alone with you
>you'll drive through any neighbor hood you please at any hour and have to worry about the police doing a thing
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>>4954049
>I don't understand the pull, honestly.

Y-you...you had a bad experience with your own cousin, so you can't understand why someone else would be attracted to their own cousin?

That's really self-obsessed, anon.
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MLPG.

We need to talk.

CONFESS.
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>>4954006
Luna Eclipsed
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Would you rather own a pet marshmallow stallion or be someone's spurty, subbby pony?
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>>4953997

You wouldn't try to sniff her feet ?
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>>4954091

I'm just saying, is all. That experience really put me off the idea of kissing cousins.
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>>4954095
Okay, yeah, I'm a vindictive bitter jealous asshole. What's there to discuss?
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>>4954095
>le guaranteed replies post
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>>4954095
I haven't done anything I could confess
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>>4954049
>I don't have any older female cousins
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>>4954098

Maybe, but it'd be a little weird to try.
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>>4953963
b-b-b-but what if I got her pregnant?!
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>>4954097
I want to be Blueblood's femmy coltpet.
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>>4954006
Hearth's Warming Eve
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>>4954120

What if she was your cousin instead ?
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>>4954095
I should be working on the game with the Skype folks, but due to a misplaced timidity and the belief that it's getting a bit too serious for my taste, I end up working out a game engine alone.
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>>4954095
I masturbate to Fluttershy almost everyday. She's hottest pony.
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>>4954095

Confess what ?
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>>4954084
I haven't, I had to sleep early yesterday.

That's from the Squeak's project, right?
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>>4954095
I'm seriously considering leaving the general until the new season starts. The latest fetishes and drama are becoming less and less appealing
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>>4954130

A little better.

Not sure how I'd go about it though.
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>>4954138
Everything.
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>>4954131
I'm a part of the skype group and I fully condone your efforts and wish you all the luck.

seriously lol we ain't gettin shit done in that group
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>>4954072
Fapplejack? More like Fattlejack
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>>4954139

I don't think so - he finished that a week or so ago.

And he needs to light a fire under it and start getting through his list.
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>>4954095
I feel entitled to some medal of honor for being a normal human being
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>>4954072
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>>4954136
Oh and I'm horridly obese and live with my parents
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>>4954095
I got unnecessarily passionate and eventually convinced myself to walk away from the computer for fifteen minutes, it really helped
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>>4954140
>tfw I'm spending less than two hours per day in the General lately
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>>4954143

You could try when she is sleeping
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>>4954127
You don't want a loving owner who'll take care of both your physical and sexual needs as long as you're an obedient, good little pony? You're seriously after a degrading master who berates and mocks you as he day by day saps your masculinity, growing his own cock to colossal proportions as yours shrivels to a laughable miniature size?
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>>4954156
Both wrong.
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>>4954152
Oh god oh man.

Do you have some color references for it?
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>>4954155
OH GOD IT'S YOU are you the same guy of the Seapony Lyra gifs?
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>>4954148
Beh, thanks. I'll probably never finish it, though. Like everything I do.

But, how come you aren't progressing? Have you a clear idea of the gameplay yet?
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>>4954140
WARNING WARNING WARNING ALERT ALERT ALERT ATTENTION

BREAKING NEWS: ANON CONSIDERS LEAVING THREAD

FOR A STUNNING TIME PERIOD OF NO MORE THAN TWO MONTHS

WILL HE SURVIVE?
WILL HE MAKE IT IN THIS ADVENTURE AND LIFETHREATENING JOURNEY?

WE SHOULD ALL BE APPRECIATIVE THAT WE HAVE HEROES LIKE HIM WILLING TO TAKE THE BIG RISKS SO WE DON'T HAVE TO.

THIS REPORTER WISHES HIM ALL THE LUCK IN THE WORLD
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>>4954168
Prove it
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Guys, I think I like ponies.
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>>4954166

I guess that could work.

Kinda strange, though.
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>>4954167
Of course not just me, but any stallion he desired.
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>>4954183
In what way?
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>>4954183
>>>/h/
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>>4954183
Me too
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>>4954183
Well, yeah, you're in a My Little Pony General, silly.
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>>4954174
There's not even a clear idea on what the game should be ABOUT yet, much less on the specifics. Like most community games, we're caught up on little shit before we even have the essentials worked out.
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>>4954195

I...what? Why am I being linked to /h/?
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>>4954177
>anon
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>>4954195
mcwow
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>>4954095

Seeing ponies in relationships with other characters or an OC makes me jealous.
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>>4954095
Ok I used to go to my big sister's room and touch her boobs, suck her nipples, touch her vag and look at her butt when I was like 14 or 15, it was no long after the first time I had sex and I was horny as fuck. I ran away every time she moved or something.
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>>4954206
Oh, sorry.
>>>/d/
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>>4954211
Give me your OC.
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You know that gif of a bunch of parakeets being pet by some hand? I wish there was a version of that with little tiny ponies.
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hey, if the anon from last night is around, thanks a ton for editing that pic - it totally works, and i really appreciate the help

send me a message on fimfic if you want a quickfic at some point in the future (can't promise any full requests right now, but could turn out something quick)
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>>4954211
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>>4954226
Post the gif, teaser-fucker!
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>>4954183

It must be goin' around
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>>4954180
I live in a dorm and am moderately skinnyfat. I don't know what would lead you to such a ludicrous conclusion in the first place
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>>4954237
You are worst pony Fluttershy.
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>>4954095
If you don't regret that past 15-20 years of your life then you haven't learned.
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>>4954187
Once he got far too large for you to take, would he still force it on you? Or just laugh at how you can't even fit his magnificent shaft anymore and how worthless you are to him now?

Did he ever let you take it at all? Or are you only permitted to use your mouth to try to please him, your filthy body otherwise unfit to grace his flesh?
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>>4954229

How's the list going?
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>>4954229
NIGGA I WANT 2 SCUK UR DICK
UR SO GED


PLS GIVE DCK PLS
POST PICTURE OF DICK PLSSSSSSSSSS
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>>4954185

Somewhat

I remember playing with an older female cousin's feet while she was sleeping once, I was a kid though.
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>>4954250
poorly
but i'm almost done cosmo's request
so many words
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>>4954221
>>4954211
No really.
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>>4954221

I don't have one
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>>4954243
also wrong

Fluttershy is cutest, gentlest, sweetest, sexiest pony
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>>4954258

What's after that?
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>finally S3 comes
>first episode airs
>is well received because of all the excitement that a new season brings
>season goes on
>episodes become stale
>like waking up from a dream
>all the love for pone starts to banish
>episodes are not bad but they feel don't feel that good either
>we finally move on
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>>4954265
She's also the juiciest
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>>4954234
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>>4954258
I don't even know what to think about you.
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>>4954272
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>>4954261
Want me to make one?

If you don't feel comfortable here you can send me a message over email.
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>>4954237
Isn't it obvious? You fap to pony porn every day brony.
Also liar.
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>>4954169

I think it's supposed to be a Bretonian Knight from WarHammer - you could probably find pictures of them easy enough.
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>>4954275

Yeah, now imagine those as little ponies.
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i want some
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>>4954271
lyra thing because i need to get it out of my head
then maybe a break for a bit
or another request if i can manage to crank it out
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>>4954272
Oh god. Please, yes.
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>>4954290

Alright, neat.

stay golden
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>>4954289

>peep ponies
>actual marshmallow ponies
>stuck together in a package
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Which pone likes Ace of Base?
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>>4954290
What sort of lyra thing? Is it weird?
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>>4954272
If only it would actually happen like this.
The ride will never end anon
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>>4954272
I totally see that happen to me
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>>4954265
Physically, they're kind of all not, but Fluttershy has the sexiest personality.
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>>4954272

This was a very legitimate fear during the first haitus.

I thought that it was an inevitability that the writers would very quickly lose quality.

I was proved wrong though. Hopefully I'll be proved wrong again.

I'm not ready to move on
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>>4954282
I don't really need porn to fap, and fapping doesn't make you any more likely to be fat or live with your parents
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>>4954297
>giggling
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>>4954290
Where is the Luna request at?
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>>4954095
Ok

Recently I had huge mood swings which made me realize I've been really depressed. I've been literally crying myself to sleep at least few times a week. I couldn't do anything at all and felt below terrible at all times. I had some talk with mlpg where folks cheered me up and helped out to find direction where I could find origin of my problem. Now... about week later I feel fine. I try to keep low and not get too happy but I think I'm recovering. It's still too soon to say If everything is ok but it's certainly on the right way. I should be back on my feets and productive soon enough.

Thanks mlpg.
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>>4954318
Rose pls
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>>4954289
Why're american candies so expensive to import?
Being americaboo is suffering ;_;
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>>4954311
Whatever you say anon.
It's not fapping, it's what you fap to.
Daily
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>>4954300
yes
it's very weird
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>>4954280

If you're willing to than sure.

Here is fine
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>>4954318
I love you too Anon.
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>>4954332
Where do you think we are?
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>>4954316
luna request? refresh my memory
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>>4954249
I'm sure he'd offer some magical assistance fitting it in, still mocking and berating me for being unable to do it on my own. He'd love to make me tongue-clean him after every orgasm, laughing at my tiny erection and remarking how many times bigger his is at it keeps growing week after week.
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>>4954318
Just remember that it's okay to have bad days and good days. Don't let a slump drag you back down into the mire - if you've been feeling shitty for a while go do something that makes you happy and pull yourself out of it as best you can.

You can do it! I believe in you!
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>>4954318
>tfw you help someone
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>>4954329

>murrikaboo

What the fuck is that even like?
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>>4954318
Anonymous is one of my best friends. You are Anonymous and therefore one of my best friends.
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>>4954337
Does it involve a fleshlight?
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>>4954345
MLPG why?
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>>4954305
And the sexiest voice. So soft and smooth...
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>>4954357

Hideo Kojima
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>>4954361
yes
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>>4954338
Fine with me. Turns out I lost my pass for that account, so that's good as well.
Hallah at me.
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>>4954365

It's cute when he spills his spaghetti
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>>4954095
I talk about being depressed and sad all the time. I make all these postures at my life being so terrible and awful but really it's okay. I have a job and friends and my co-workers like me and people who care about me I'm just a-okay. It's only when I sit down and open up the thread that I get sad, for whatever reason.

I'm just a normal guy who's intentionally or unintentionally lying about my own feelings and emotions to seem more weird (interesting?) than I truly am.

...am I really that desperate for attention...? What does that mean...
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>>4954357
We grow up with your movies and TV shows and you're all so awesome and heroic and well-fed and FREE!
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>>4954380
Tess, please.
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>>4954350
Luna being raped. You said it was a hard premise to work with, but you'd say you'd come up with something, like in Aladdin? Jasmine became a peasant because she was tired of living in the palace. Like that, only with Luna getting raped.
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>>4954380
It means what people say about tripfags all doing it for attention might be less true than we thought.
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>>4954332
Yeah, and what's your point? I don't choose what makes my dick happy
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>>4954391
oh yeah
i came up with like four ideas and didn't get any direct feedback on any of them
but i'm pretty sure i said i'd have to come around to looking at it when the list was clear
no commitments when i have four stories in the pipeline
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>>4954398
No. In fact it strengthens the original assessment.
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>>4954404
But he's an anon who lies about himself for attention.
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>>4954380
NTSTS?
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>>4954390
no
>>4954398
I don't know what you're trying to communicate here
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>>4954384

Unsure if sarcasm but

>well fed

I'm murrikan and I giggle at that.
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>>4954402
Not to be a bother, but is the AJ feet thing still on track?
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>>4954402
When did you post your ideas? I probably wasn't on at the time.
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>>4954416
hahhahahaha no
can't I just be a nobody
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>>4954425
that's story number three
and lyra one won't take long
so
god willing
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>>4954328
Don't shoot. You won't hit and even if, then you won't have an idea you did.
>>4954360
>>4954355
>>4954354
>>4954342
Yeah honest thank you. I'm really grateful and I'll you folks back in some contribution to the mlpg as always. That's why I'm always getting back in here.

Arright off the chest end of story.
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>>4954351
Would he keep your tail trimmed short so everyone could see your battered and magically swollen anus and know instantly that you're nothing but his sex toy? Would he finally transform you into a mare or leave you as a colt? Are you even capable of orgasm at this point, or can you only cum when he's pounding you so roughly your face grinds against the floor, a single tiny bead of white appearing at the tip of your shriveled cock?

After you lick him clean do you marvel at just how much cock was stuffed into your body? Does he wickedly tease you and lob hurtful insults as you try not to drool at the sight of his glorious feet-long cock glistening with your saliva?
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>>4954414

Which means absolutely nothing, because he is anonymous.

It certainly doesn't give any justice to useless tripfags.
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>>4954357
>you will never buy cookies from girl scouts ;_;
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>>4954283
Then the other one is a random deer?
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>>4954367
Did you ever respond to my post about her getting you a box of condoms?

Or is there some anon out there who shares the same fetish?
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>>4954434
...I'll pay* you...
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>>4954433
Oh gosh, yay.

ilu darf

want me to buy a commission for you or something? what would you like? from whom?
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>>4954432
TAW?
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>>4954438
>defending anonymous

Brony, please leave
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>>4954432
We're all nobodies.
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>>4954451
no, that was me
i left after i got embarassed for being called out on being terrible at erp
also i was tired as fuck

you're very good at what you do though
and that's like, my favorite fetish ever right now, so kudos

>>4954455
don't do anything until it's finished, please. as is i had a decent chunk of it together, but some of it needs a rewrite, and i'm famously worthless at keeping up a good writing pace... decide what you will when it's done
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>>4954460
no
i'm nobody please stop you're making yourself look ridiculous
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>>4954473
You've already written a lot of stories that I helped form the ideas for, I want to give back.
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>>4954475
You're ridiculous.
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>>4954445

It's based on greentext stories that get bandied about every so often - a Knight-Errant and a fawn who follows him about.

Only color pic we have of a fawn is this one, I think.
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>>4954372

How about a unicorn Bard ?

White coat
Dark red mane/tail
Lute Cutie Mark

Thanks in advance
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>>4954475
that's what a well-known tripfag would say
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>>4954464

>Calling people bronies for no reason

/v/ pls

pls
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>>4954489
i don't disagree
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>>4954473
Aww, thanks. I just love doing it for someone that really appreciates it. <3 <3
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>>4954495
Waifu?
Any preferences?
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>>4954475
Yeah, but unlike you, I'm anonymous.
SB?
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>>4954497
oh okay
so
i guess i have all the qualities of a well known tripfag

like
desperate for attention
but
without the whole being a well known tripfag part

cool
tell me something i don't know
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>>4954500
haha, revealed!

i appreciate it, even if i'm bad at reciprocating
used to be better at it... now i'm just like a lazy boyfriend, i want to lay back and let the other person do all the work
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>>4954511
i am anonymous
stop guessing
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>>4954490
Ohh gotcha.

I'll go color it then!
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>>4954516
AB?
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>tomorrow
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>>4954380

Depression doesn't entirely come from having a crappy life, chemical imbalances in the brain also play a role.
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>>4954526
No.
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APPLEZ
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>>4954516
you didn't say no
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>>4954436
As small as I am if I weren't a stallion my master would have nothing to compare his own glorious, ever-swelling erection to. I'm not incapable of orgasm but my master expressly forbids it unless he's railing me. My cock is barely big enough to bob up and down before shooting a few small beads of white, after which my master can pull out and coat the floor with one sticky burst, dwarfing my entire load dozens of times over. My master loves comparing himself against me in every way possible, and as impossible as it is to even think of measuring up to him, I know that the difference between us is only increasing.
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>>4954529
PANIC!
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>>4954531
But he was saying that his depression talk was lies.
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>>4954535
Why she crying tho?
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>>4954540
>pull out and coat the floor with one sticky burst, dwarfing my entire load dozens of times over
Like this?
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>>4954560

Who was?

we don't know, because he is anonymous
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>>4954539
That's the point. Proper mind games should keep you off-balance all the time. If you only had a sense of anon being someone he should keep you thinking that way until something big shows up that was supposed to not be seen but takes away your attention... in other words you have no idea what to believe and if I'm even the person who you were speaking with.
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>>4954531
but i'm not really depressed is the thing
i smile and laugh and enjoy myself genuinely when i'm with my friend or joking with my coworkers or eating dinner with my family

it's only when i plop down in front of the computer that I decided "you know what I'm going to get ridiculously upset about one or two bad things that happened in my life and whine about them forever and ever despite the fact that they play almost no role in my day to day existence"

>>4954539
>
>>4954532
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>>4954568
I actually was thinking of that but I didn't mean to directly reference it.
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>>4954510

I like all of the ponies, but I guess I would say I like Rarity the most.

Preferences ?
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>>4954574
sentenal?
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>>4954400
Oh, and to finally add on. Even though I fap to her almost everyday, Fluttershy is still my waifu.

In fact I've pretty much completely fallen for her, I daydream about being with her all the time, and whenever I do my stomach hurts.


It makes me wish I had never watched this stupid show.

You can laugh at me now. But at least I'm not depressed I guess. I'm completely fine otherwise.
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Buffershy time?
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>>4954595
>
>>4954532
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>>4954572
>shitposting is OK as long as it's done anonymously

Brony, please
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>>4954583
OC/cast shipping bro.
What do you want?
Romantic?
Snugly?
Horse boners?
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>>4954574
Yeeeah... that sounds like carving for attnetion. It's not depression. It's some other problem. Maybe being undervalued?

I on the other side couldn't even ask for help when I need it and have red lights and alarms all over when I feel that I'm going into attention whore state of mind.

Your problem is somewhere else for sure... I don't want to dig up because I have none of professional psychiatrist knowledge but there might be something down there.
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>>4954608

I did not say that
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>>4954574

Ah

Maybe your intentional or unintentional want of attention is a symptom of something deeper or something you feel is missing in your life.
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>>4954597

You're not the only one, anon, if it makes you feel better.
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>>4954540
Does he let you sleep in his bed at night, so he can see how his cock is starting to grow larger than your entire body? Not to mention being able to lap and lick at his shaft as he sleeps so he can gush gallons down your throat and avoid waking up caked in his own semen. How many times does he rut you each morning to get his erection to calm down? Or his he long past that point, his cock permanently erect and throbbing no matter how many times he spurts?

If another pony in the castle tries to mount you, does he protect you from them? Or does he just laugh as you're unable to be satisfied by anything but his foot-thick cock? Does he doll you up in frilly dresses and make you put on fashion shows for him?
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>>4954006
I really didn't like Read it and Weep very much but on rewatch I found it really cute
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>>4954562

try to stick an apple up your ass without shedding some tears
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>>4954514
>>4954500
Urm, now that you two are here...

Can I get some tips about writing erotica? I've done some shortfics but I'm not satisfied with the result, and you two seem to be rather good at it
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>>4954616

Snugly is good
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>>4954597

H-hha.. haha...! Hah h-HA...! Hh-- I can't do it... I can't. Because I'm just like you.
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>>4954597

You're not alone
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>>4954608
i'm sorry
i thought
you know
the confession thing was kinda open ended
so
i seized an opportunity
apologizes

>>4954624
>>4954641
thanks guys for giving me attention:)

i realize the only help you can offer are vague generalizations but i appreciate it nonetheless
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>>4954682
>>4954671
>>4954597

All these motherfuckers I'll have to fight when we get to Equestria

Your deaths will not be in vain, and I will never forget you
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>>4954659
i don't know that there's much advice to offer

i'd just say to take your time and revel in the description
try to write the things you like to read
i mean, i'm guilty of several faux-pas when i do my writing, but it's gotten me good attention... i really like overwrought cheesy dialogue during sex, for example
i know that's bad writing
but it makes me so fucking turned on because it seems visceral and lets me experience the act more

um, so what was i saying?

oh yeah
write what you like to read
spend time on build up and description
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>>4954687
I just enjoy the nice conversation. If I can help someone this way it's all pleasure on my side.
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>>4954646
>he can see how his cock is starting to grow larger than your entire body
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>tfw compared to the shittiest generals mlpg is alright
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>>4954529
>yfw nothing happens tomorrow
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>>4954643
>>4954671
>>4954682

I love you guys
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YOU CAN SAVE ONE PONY
THE REST WILL DIE TOMORROW
WHICH ONE DO YOU CHOOSE?
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>>4954700

We won't have to fight. My waifu is Applejack.
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>>4954720
TWIST
get it?
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What if pony sued you for sexual harassment?
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>>4954743
>Implying ponies have a legal system other than Celestia's Will
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>>4954743
Won't happen
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>>4954646
He doesn't mind letting other stallions use me for a while if it means he can lure them back to his bed to drain their masculinity. So many stallions just can't resist a cute trap in a dress.

I'd be his personal cock attendant though, responsible for its well-being at all times. And when he grew tall enough I could walk along beneath him supporting it, its incredible weight even while soft nearly back-breaking for my tiny form. Of course it would be unthinkable to allow my master's dick to come into contact with the filthy floor.
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>>4954743
Damn it Pip-chan, we pinkie-promised that you weren't going to tell anypony!
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>>4954743
you go to jail

>you will never be a big stallions prison bitch
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>>4954753

then she is going to send you to the....................

oh fuck what am i doing?
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>>4954767
unf
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>>4954659
My secret to erotic bullshitting is that I read a lot. Once you pore over enough RP logs and fapfics you start to pick up useful phrases and ideas. And once those ideas reach critical mass, you start to see patterns in them and pick up on more powerful, fundamental rules.

But most important is the fundamentals. Grammar, spelling, tense agreement, and word variety. Nothing kills my boner more than a blatantly misspelled word, improper sentence structure, shifting tenses or the same word used over and over again.

I'm not sure how to teach good flow, but that's super important as well. Read over your own work and make sure that it not only conveys the idea you want but also sounds good in your head.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZY6s8tNd2d8
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>>4954772
Be glad,you'd die
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>>4954714

>tfw compared to the shittiest generals mlpg was alright

FTFY
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Does anyone else feel like they're here trying to recapture something that's lost forever?

No?

Just me?
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>>4954791
oh man
we haven't really talked a lot
but you're a rad dude and i wish to express how cool you are
i'm high-fiving you over the internet right now
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So turns out Pokemon: The First Movie is on youtube...

anyone down for a synchtube?
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>>4954799

what do you mean?
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>>4954799
Every single instant of your life is lost forever, Anon.
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>>4954799
I just want it to end
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>>4954700
I don't really like fighting.
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>>4954799
I've been here for almost two years and I'm not leaving.
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>>4954799

I'm here try to make up for all the years of human contact I've missed.
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>>4954720
>being one syllable away from a haiku

anon pls fix it and port again
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>>4954791
> Once you pore over enough RP logs and fapfics you start to pick up useful phrases and ideas.

Haha.

Nope.
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>that feel when you post something new on the tumblr, go away for a few minutes, then come back and it's got a fuckload of new notes
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>>4954807
>>>/tumblr/
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>>4954820
part 2?
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>>4954701
>>4954791
Thanks to the both of you

My main problem is that I have somewhat of a hard time expressing myself in a natural-sounding manner since english is not my first language, but I guess what EA said about reading a lot would fix that

Guess I'll just have to keep practicing
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>>4954844
That happened a couple times.

It usually doesn't but when it does it feels good.
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>>4954807
You're making me blush~

This is like that time someone did a >you will never with my name in it.
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Damn this thread is still alive?
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>>4954822

>every single instant of your life you are slowly dying
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>>4954799

No, just waiting out the hiatus

again
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>>4954844
It happened with my very first post. And then, Bam! Nothing.
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>>4954844
shout pls
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>>4954865

It's only been two hours
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>>4954864
sorry, you just have an agreement on pretty much everything i think is wrong with people writing smut nowadays, and as evidenced by your stuff last night you've got a really appealing grasp of your own style
have you written any longer stuff i could read?
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>>4954894
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>>4954894
>feather

Oh no, not this bullshit.

I was hoping for rape.
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>>4954906
Oh man
this got really shitty all of a sudden
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>>4954868
To what end?!
It's not like the generals can even be considered supplemental material for the show at this point!

The generals are so detached from the medium from which they spawned that it's irrelevant whether that medium is active or inactive, dead or alive, existent or nonexistent!

These threads will be THE SAME EXACT BULLSHIT during season 3 that they are now. NOTHING is going to change.

You are waiting for NOTHING
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>>4954906
>>4954894
>actually calling your sister "sister" instead of her name

nobody in the history of the universe has ever done this
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>>4954906
>That dialog
Dammit, why?
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>>4954820
>>4954850
>>4954906
>>4954894
Why all brony comics are so horrible?
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>>4954923

We'll discuss the new episodes
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>>4954925
Eh. I call my brother "bro".
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>>4954906
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>>4954844
>Having followers on tumblr
>Having watchers in deviantArt
>Having subscribers on YouTube
>Having friends on Facebook
>Having contacts on Skype
>Having social connections on the internet
>Having a name
>Not crying yourself to sleep
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>>4954897
Honestly, I think the longest thing I wrote was that unfinished futa coke pone mentos story I did way back when. I'm not sure I still have it around, nor do I remember if it was any good.

I stick to spoilertext ERP and greentext mostly. I posted my juicy fluttershy greentext earlier in the thread - what all have you read by me? I might be able to fill in some cap gaps.
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>>4954923

There is always relevant pone discussion on episode days. Sometimes days following if there is something of particular interest in an episode.
>>
It's Leif Erikson Day
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>>4954844

>tfw most people aren't even aware you have a tumblr
>because you don't draw titties
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>>4954945
>Tia
ok that's it
fuck everything about this shitty brony-ass bullshit
the art is appealing, though
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>>4954923
There's nothing really here and there never will be. It's just so easy for me to turn my brain off and mindlessly browse mlpg. I don't even know why. There's so many more things I could be doing. Things I'd rather be doing. Things that would be better for me to do.
But I just keep coming back.
To this emptiness. Expecting nothing. Getting nothing in return.
Because it's just so easy.
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>>4954951
i don't catch a ton of greentext unless i'm actually in the thread, and it's one of those things that reading after the fact takes away a bit of the impact

if you haven't written something longer, you should really try. as much as ideas and quick stories are fun, i'm a sucker for longer stuff, and you've got a really good handle on writing from what i can see. i'd love to read a proper story.
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>>4954930
For what? A grand total of a day?!

Oh, thank the heavens we can be granted reprieve from the awfulness of the general for that short length of time! Thank goodness we have found the only thing that can distract MLPG for it's constant terribleness: AN EPISODE OF MY LITTLE PONY AIRING! WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT!

OH, UNLESS OF COURSE BRONYCON IS CURRENTLY HAPPENING

THEN FUCK EVEN THE EPISODE CAN'T TEAR OUR PETTY ANGRY LITTLE EYES OFF OF SHIT WE DON'T LIKE
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>>4954986

You can leave any time
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>>4954986
maximum mad
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>>4954960
>>4954960
>>4954960
>>4954960
>>4954960
>>4954960
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>>4954991
>Tia
THIS HAS GOT TO STOP
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>>4954965
Oh I know that feel. It feels great. Getting pointless attention is easy. Hey! You can get your thousands of followers in few days. You just have to aim at bronies in age 15-19 with porn and stuff alike.
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>>4954967

I don't why people have a problem with that name.
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>>4954993
Hahaha, that's pretty much it.
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>>4954799
Everyday of my life, I know that [fee]
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>>4954991
This face reminds me of that Twilight's face from the picture with milk
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>>4955013
>tickling hooves.
Have you ever been tickled in nails? God that's dumb.
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>>4955013
>>4955013
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Dear milpig I'm listening to At The Drive In what do you think of At The Drive In
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>>4955013
>why people have a problem with that name.
Because it's brony faggotry and it's stupid.
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>>4954995

He can check out any time he likes

but he can never leave
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>>4955034
YEAH!!
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>>4955041
I don't care where it originated from I'm other anon by the way I think it's reasonable and sounds good. It's rather cute in my opinion.
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>>4955035
I've never heard of At The Drive In.
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>>4955041
tia pls
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>>4954923
Dudem shut the fuck up, tryhard edgy faggot
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>mane spamming ron paul

oh look, how original, dumping lots of spam images that are easily deleteable.
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>>4954995
But that's wrong.
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>>4955035
I'm listening to holy diver,what do you think of holy diver anon.
I only care about your opinion.
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>>4954978
Ah, but the problem lies in motivation. With greentext or ERP, there's an audience throwing out ideas and waiting patiently for my next move. But staring at a blank text editor there's nothing but me and the page. And in that sort of situation I'm far more likely to tab over to the General or crack open some vidya than to actually write something out.

I have more than a few text documents floating around called "ideas.txt" or "sketches.txt" that are basically outlines of ideas for stories or scenes that never were. Almost none are pony-related, and there are a few I've got in some sort of proto-greentext form, but once it's out of my brain I just don't have the motive to clean it up and flesh out all the boring bits.

In essence, I wouldn't mind writing something longer than a post's worth of smut. But the stars need to align in order for it to actually happen. So I stick to green/spoilertexting for anons and CropTool.
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>>4955035
I enjoy Pattern Against User.
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>>4954799
>[You will never watch My Little Pony for the first time ever again.]
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i dont know much of these feels.
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>>4955035
I'm listening to my own looping tune, trying to see if it loops good.
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>>4955101
well good because i hated it at first
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>>4955080
How about getting your greentext together then. You won't have to work all around white pages from beginning. It would be just reworking and improving already done work into part or maybe even whole proper story.
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>>4955080
welp

i'll keep watching anyway

please feel free to let me know if you do some longer stuff
greentext is great and all but it's kind of hard to 'enjoy' properly
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>>4955041
brony please, sperg out somewhere else
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>>4955101

Season 3 is coming

Also I think I'm gonna write down my hopes and dreams for season 3 and then forget them and then look at them after the season
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>>4955063
i do volunteer work my local democratic headquarters

i would never spam a thread with a baka republican
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>>4955108
LOL

You forgot about LOL. Never forget about LOL but seriously good one. You got me on this one
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>>4955108
>that bottom panel
The shit, did Fuckley try and go grimderp again?
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>>4955108

WOAH WOAH WOAH

THERES A NEW LOSS.JPG?
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>>4955003

It's more entertaining when you read it with the voice from Discorderly Conduct.
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>>4955101
This faggot post The Beatles and get's plenty of replies but I when i post tom waits, nothing. Plebs, all of you
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>>4955101
>You will never watch your first new episode after becoming a fan ever again
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>>4955108
Phhhhaaahhaha
Is this the new Buckley Panel?
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>>4955055
I have no issues with the name, it does sounds cute and seems appropriate between sisters.

But it does no change the fact that comic is shit.
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>>4955101
>you will never experience this scene for the first time again
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>>4955108
WHAT'S HAPPENING IN FUCKLEY'S COMIC
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>>4955176
...at least it's well drawn? I'm always looking up to the bright sides.

It's good to learn for giving proper criticism because not just taking it is the thing to learn.
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>>4955187

i went to the website and looked through some pages.

His xbox robot did some kinda thing...i think?
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>>4955108

What the fuck.
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>>4955208
Just more Words x 1000
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>>4955013
I prefer Celly.
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>>4955176

I only posted it because I believe it's cute and decently drawn.

It's also my fetish
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>>4955176
>there will never be a darkness-user who doesn't look like a mary sue and dresses normally
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>>4955180
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Ponies soon, fellow stalkers!
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>>4955242
we depressionbattletoad now
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>>4955234
That art would make good R34
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Which pony loves the feeling of your cum spurting deep inside them and making their belly bulge?
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>>4955233

I liked when Discord called her Celestie.
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>>4955122
Oh man you are always here when im waking out the door.

Are you almost done for real ly real?
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>>4955152
>>4955155
It really is Loss 2.0
This is some "girlfriend in the fridge" shit.
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>>4955259

W-when?
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>>4955263
pinkie pie, probably
maybe rarity
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>>4955236

Are there any show/cartoons/books/comics/games were someone using a darkness power isn't the bad guy ?
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>>4955260
>the world will end before season 3 is over
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One time I saw some cute fem Spike feeties art here and I forgot to save the source.

Help anyone?
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>>4955275
NOW
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>>4955275
Soon.
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>>4955180
The sad trombone at the end of SotC is the moment I'd want to rewatch.
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Us bronies huh
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>>4955260
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>>4955289
>>4955294

I don't know who to trust
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>>4955261

Supposed it's based on Discord X Celestia fapfic.
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>>4955302
They didnt?
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>>4955263
None of them, really.

Sex is the last thing on most of their minds. Twilight, Rarity, Applejack and Rainbow are all career/business oriented. Pinkie Pie still has the mind of a child, and Fluttershy thinks that stuff is, u-um...dirty...
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>>4955304
What does your heart say, anon?
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>>4955319

They didn't
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>>4955321
but dirty is good, anon
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>>4955319
>anon in charge of remembering shit
>>
Tomorrow is the 2nd anniversary of the first episode airing, remember to celebrate by setting your local bronies on fire!

#BronyBurning2012
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>>4955284

http://haikuoezu.tumblr.com/

?
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>>4955332
Di-int?
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>>4955321
Would you help her see that sometimes it's fun to get a little dirty?
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>>4955334
Maybe to some people.

Fluttershy just tries not to think about it.
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>>4955339
yeah, I can't wait to hear the announcment that S3 will be delayed
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>>4955338

Awww nigga, she scary
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>>4955343
Oh gosh yes, that's cute.
Thanks anon.
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>>4955338
>not "love"
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>>4955338
Sorry I don't watch the show.
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>>4955343
That Spikette needs bigger tits.
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>>4955321

I wouldn't be surprised if Fluttershy actually wasn't phased by sex at all after seeing it in nature so many times.
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>>4955368

Yeah, we know
>>
Why aren't you listening to the greatest band on earth?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsArcMMqbhw
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>>4955376

>Reptile
>tits

Nigga... can you even SPELL "biology?"
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>>4955353
but... but... my headcanon!
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>>4955377
Well, yeah, but those are just animals. She's an intelligent sapient rational pony who shouldn't be thinking such dirty thoughts.
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>>4955386
Eh! Just look at the picture!
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>>4955385

Hahaha, I totally forgot about HR
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>>4955386

>Sapient mythological animal

Where can I find books on proper mythological anatomy, anon?
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>>4955393
What is fluttershy is into beastiality?
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>>4955376
>Spikette
That's Dragon Dip.
DYEWTF?
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>>4955386
reptiles can't talk, homo
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>>4955363

No problem
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>>4955411
I don't care. "Spikette" is cute.
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>>4955392
hey I like Sluttershy just as much as next guy :)

but I don't think that she's really into that kinda stuff

>>4955404
Well, then, fucking unf, to be honest.
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>>4955417
HNGGG
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>>4955404
Best pone, then
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>>4955423
i think that she'd probably have some repressed sexual urges the same as anyone else who tries to bury that part of themselves
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>>4955404

Would ponies consider sex with humans bestiality ?
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>>4955393
Why it's only natural to think about being rutted like a mare in heat and winking hard around a stallion's heavy shaft as he pumps you full of glue-like seed.

There's nothing dirty about it.
>>
darf u still here?
Are you really almost done?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p636Rw_L3XU
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>>4955443
probably
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>>4955450
yeah, i'm ten thousand words in

as soon as i can close this tab i'll get to work and try to finish by tonight
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yhu-Irmq0bM&feature=g-u-u

>Applejack doesn't get enough screen time in the show nor in fan animations
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What's your favorite pony's favorite Minecraft mod?
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>>4955454
>That song
Feels every time
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>>4955478
>Autismblocks
My favorite pony wouldn't even touch that shit
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>>4955442
she's not burying it, she just doesn't see the need to focus on it

she's not some animal controlled by her hormones

maybe if she finds the right stallion and at the right time someday, then just maybe

but for now she has other things to concentrate on


>>4955443
yes

>>4955446
It's amazing how a word as innately erotic as "rutted" can lose even its seductive charm after seeing it a million times
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>>4955478
Tekkit.
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>>4955478
>autismcraft

go away, brony
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Yuj407oaF6E

jesus christ

all this... all this... this. All of it.
>>
If you are somehow involved in producing porn (doesn't matter what kind: real, drawn, writing etc) then I pity you. 95% of porn makers eventually die poor, alone and forgotten.
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>>4955478

>Applebloom
>Appletricity
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>>4955524

okay
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>>4955343
>that terrible editing job
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>>4955489

I thought your favorite pony was Fluttershy
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>>4955506
Well what would you prefer instead? Fucked? Pounded? Slammed? Stuffed? Sated? Bred?
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>>4955473
Derpy looked cute at the end.
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>>4955524
Don't you mean 83%?
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>>4955549

Your data is outdated
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>>4955523
Yeah, nice cosplays.
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>>4955524
It actually got me back into writing, which was a passion of my childhood but which I abandoned upon becoming an adult because I was terrible at it.

I'm trying to transition out of it but HOW DO I GET PEOPLE TO READ IT IF THERE'S NO SEX AAAAAAAAA

>>4955546
..."Bred" will satisfy my fetishes for the time being.
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>>4955572

unf
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>>4955538
For when I cave in and draw some fan art of this adorbs dragon, you guys have any requests?
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>>4954759
>another Blueblood story just...stops
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>>4955574
Is dat some Cosmo?
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>>4955585

>another dime-a-dozen gay stallion stories with no regard to the character stops

fixed
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>>4955585
Sorry, degradation isn't really my thing so I'm never sure where to go with it. ;_;
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>>4955524
you sound like a pretty happy, well-fulfilled person there, anon
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>>4955600
Yeah so I was enjoying that one.
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>>4955597
no
if I wanted to be named, I'd use my name
>>
I wish there was a gay stallion X Pip-chan story with some real substance.

sigh
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>>4955611
What things are more to your liking?
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>>4955625
I can maybe work on something

depending on what you mean by substance
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>>4955625

I wish you weren't such a faggot
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>>4955574
Do you like lovingly impregnating your pony waifu and watching as she swells with life? or covering a stable of mares, breeding them over and over until they're swollen with foals and moaning for your touch?
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>>4955625
The only "substance" I need in my porn is semen.
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>>4955630
Well, I prefer my master/slave or owner/pet scenarios to be loving.

As far as fetishes go though, the sky's the limit and the more the merrier.
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>tfw an entire bag of turkey sausage all to myself
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>>4955637
A story with some real emotion behind it.
Like 'Lolita'.
Only gayer
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I don't care about porn
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>>4955660
are you me?
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>>4955669
oh gotcha

yeah, i'm not touching that haha
i don't really do serious stuff
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>>4955666
aww yiss

How you gonna cook em?
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>>4955473
>Not posting best pony
http://blackgryph0n.deviantart.com/#/d5e0p59
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>>4955660
Well I would be fine with a bit more lovey-dovey as long as the size difference element was still in play.
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>>4955582

Spike with a foot fetish
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>>4955684
They're smoked.
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>>4955673
Wait, are you the anon that let me go crazy with that eyecunt mare nonsense a while back?
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>>4955582
FARTS. Or lactation. Or both.
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>>4955666
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>>4955682

Obviously. What he's asking would require some actual writing skill, and that's what MLPG writefags lack.
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>>4955711
Some of us would take offense to that
I mean, the ones not devoted solely to greentext, anyway
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>>4955705

pls go
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>>4955711

>hurr durr it would take skill to write a little boy getting fucked with real emotion
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>tfw ERP in the thread
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>>4955711
I don't know, man. Some MLPG writefags are pretty neat-o-rama. I still like reading their work.
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>>4955743
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>>4955691
Was this actually Tabitha?
>>
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKS.
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>>4955692
Is there a loving way to do size-draining? Maybe focus on Blueblood stealing from third parties while his coltpet just worships him (and is pampered in return)?
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>>4955721
Now come on, anon.
Everyone's entitled to their own fetishes here.
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>>4955741
You sound like the type of person who doesn't enjoy reading in the first place, so you're probably not the best interpreter of that statement.
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>>4955711
nah it's not that

i mean
i'm not claiming i'm skilled or something

but there's just something about tackling complex and emotionally evocative fiction through the medium of my little pony fanfiction that i find inherently incongruent

i'm sure i'm just crazy though haha
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>>4955759
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>>4955755
well i'm not
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What does each pone smell like?
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Why can't you guys just take your erp to a private chat somewhere

I don't understand
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>>4955759
>tfw you wake up covered in dooks
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>>4955751
>fanfiction
it must be said
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>>4955710
well, now I want a applebloom x big mac femdom fic

thank alot
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>>4955758
Yea
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>>4955763
>there is still no art of Blueblood sailing the MoonFish Zeplin from Sweet and Eliete

coem on people

there wasn't even a skies of arcadia joke made
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>>4955767

The kind of person who would enjoy reading the emotions of a little boy getting fucked doesn't deserve to have it written
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>>4955759
There are very few people who dislike Dooks

He's a top fella
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>>4955785
Not really.
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>>4955776
Because we're just anons fumbling around in the dark. We don't even know if there's anyone else interested until we get a bite.
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>>4955780
>covered in wonderbolts
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>>4955770
That was TAW's major issue and look at him, he's happy with where he is. Give it a try, anon!
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>>4955743

We used to frown at ERP, but, unfortunately, nowadays ERPfags think that MLPG is their personal chat.
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>>4955770
>guessivegotbrainproblems.jpg
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>>4955795
It must be. That is how it has always been, that is how it shall remain

I will take this quest. I shall bear the weight
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>>4955799
It's like they've never heard of IRC or something.
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>>4955790
>Moonfish Zeppelin
Shit, I don't remember that at all.
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>>4955758
Nope, but it resembles a lot the original voice.
Just go to watch an original sample of Rarity and you will see the difference.
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How horrified would the ponies be if they saw Earth in its present state and learned about human history?
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>>4955692
Like you using your slutty trap body to lure stallions back for him to absorb and break so he can grow ever larger and more potent, but at the end of the day you're the only one allowed to lie in his bed and worship his swollen cock and massive balls? He laughs at your puny length and minuscule balls as he stretches you lewdly on his shaft, but when you finish lapping his cum-dripping girth clean afterwards he politely thanks you? That deep down you know that when he calls you his "slutcolt", "cum dump", and "cockwarmer" he's telling you how good a little slave boy you are? And in the brief moments where he smiles after bloating your body with his semen, you know that you'll always be his favorite hole to stuff?
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>>4955796

But you shouldn't want to get a bite

I guaran-fucking-tee that the only reason you can talk about stallions cumming a whole lot every single goddamn night is because it's the same people doing it every time
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>>4955799
>we used to frown on ERP

Speak for yourself, brony
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>>4955798
hahah what

he's not happy
not really

i mean

all his posts about losing his "identify" or whatever and how he's not who he'd ever thought he'd be

i mean
he might just be playing for attention
entirely possible

>>4955803
this boy needs therapy
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>>4955759
What's the happy haps?
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>>4955833
see
>>4955820
Someone go set up an ERP channel that you guys can partner up in
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>>4955825
but it was tabitha,that's why it got taken down.
Am I that misinformed here?
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>>4955837
You haven't been around here very long, have you?
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>>4955837
>brony
Bahah
I imagine he was talking about the general's vocal opinion
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>>4955824
blueblood was there at its christening

also I can't beleive i got the windfish's name completely wrong
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>>4955770
yeah all this pony bullshit is stupid

>>4955837
no dude erp has always been stupid

>>4955832
they'd think we're stupid
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>>4955840
>happy haps
It's happity haps you dingus
I want Japanon to return
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>>4955846

http://blackgryph0n.deviantart.com/#/d5fc0if

This one is Tabitha
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>>4955837

That's hilarious, dude. You are calling me a brony for DISLIKING ERP.
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Sweetie Belle is best filly
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>>4955886
disagreement
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>>4955886
She's best filly overall, but not best CMC. That'd be Applebloom.
>>
How about we discuss the blatant ableism that's going on in this show?
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>Tfw getting jokes in cartoons as you re-watch them

Rolf in EEnE once said "Never burn the candle at both ends as it leads to the life of a hair dresser"

It's a fucking "flaming gay" joke
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>>4955886

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1Z-m5lbqjE&feature=player_embedded

You sure about that ?
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>>4955843
I don't like jimmy rustling when I'm trying to hand out boners, but unless there's a specific place that everyone can just point fumbling, horny anons to that's got enough content or activity to satisfy them, people won't leave the General. You can't just say "go away" and expect it to work.
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>>4955793

He's one of my favorite colorfags.

...Really, I like ANYONE who colors my work. It feels nice.
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>>4955907
>She's best filly overall, but not best CMC
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_x-3anuVOs

Busta
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>>4955907
>>4955886
Rebuttal:
Scootaloo is the best filly overall, but Sweetie is the best CMC
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>>4955833
Yes. And of course I wouldn't be here if I didn't love every minute of it. Worshiping my master's body is what I love to do, and there's nothing more exhilarating than watching another stallion shrink as my master grows, only to send them away when he's finished because he already has a permanent, loving coltpet.
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>>4955920
No, if I am to be completely honest I consider her to be the best pone by far, but I wouldn't want to make other people upset.
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>>4955913
get off /co/

we're not allowed there anymore
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>>4955921

No, but if the goddamned known people that write for them leave, they will follow.

Or you can at least tone it back and do something OTHER than ERP constantly for once.
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>>4955921
You do know what IRC is right? It'd be like a hub for you ERPfans to...I dunno, meet and shit and then go off into your own private chats together to act on your desires
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>>4955921
Don't let them get to you, man.
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>>4955921

IRC, Steam, Skype, holy hell anywhere. You can get on webcams and watch each other jack off your tiny dicks, you know you want to.
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>>4955938
Rebuttal:
Scootaloo is best filly and best CMC.
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>>4955953

Shut up Juice don't blow my cover

Now they'll know and ban me 5ever
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>>4955934
>thumbs up if you came here from mlpg!
/)
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>>4955959

You shut the fuck up.

We're not telling you to stop, we're asking if you can take it to the plethora of other places possible.
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>>4955974
(\
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>>4955967
Turnabout:
Scootaloo is best filly, tied with Sweetie as best CMC
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You guys act like ERP is detracting from actual conversation.

In reality it's replacing horsedicks with horsedicks.
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>>4955988
Now now anon, as much as I agree with you, keep it civil lest it descend into "you can't tell me what to do I'll stay just to spite you"

Threads should be happy and full of sunshine dust
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*poob*
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>>4955992
Objection:
Young Rainbow Dash is best filly.
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>>4955996

I don't like my MLPG smudged with huge blocks of spoilers
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>>4955956
>>4955957
>>4955966
I'll say it again - if you can tell people to go to a single, specific place to find us filthy fetishmongers that's not the General and you can get enough activity there to make it worth their while they'll all leave. Me included. At least this name anyways. I could never leave you guys.
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>>4955996

>Tons of giant fucking black boxes full of excessive adjectives describing a stallion's testicles

No man, not distracting at all
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No, I'm serious. Sweetie Belle is adorablest pone, it's not even close.

Just look at her and her voice cracks.
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>>4955996
but horsedicks are gay and stupid

most horse genital talk is gay and stupid

but if we had to have it, it should be limited to horse 'ginas
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>>4955988
>we
>we
>we
>we
>we
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>>4956007
more like *poot*
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>>4956017
>the general should only have content I like
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>>4956013
Sigh. And here we go again.
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>>4956005

But they've been doing it constantly for months and months

every single day

the same exact shit

I CAN'T TAKE IT
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>>4955989
9?
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>>4956026

Yes, what about it?
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>>4956019
>needing voice cracks to be cute
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>>4955921
Just take it to a dead horse you inconsiderate jackass
You have your ERP and anons who don't like it don't have to see it
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>>4956026

Yes.

"We", as in the people actively doing what I am saying.
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>>4956019
I wonder if her moans crack.
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>>4956010
Rejection.
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>>4956029
Oh god dammit I'm stirring up shit aren't I?

Begone, foul name!
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>>4956028

I did not say that
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>october 10
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>>4956010
Overruled:
Gangly Fluttershy is most pretty filly
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>>4956010
we're not talking time-jumping, just present-day fillies to be judge as best

which is Sweetie Belle

but if it was time jump, best filly would be lil twily
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>>4956033
T-...ten?
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>>4956058
dr. white pls go
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>>4956017
When you see a big block of spoilertext it's like looking at a mystery box.

You know there can't possibly be anything good inside but you look anyway then get pissed about it.
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>>4956013

If YOU leave, they'll follow.

You can't expect the tons of guys that just sit around throwing "unfs" at the screen and smacking their dicks on the keyboard to make a move.
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>>4956013
>if you can tell people to go to a single, specific place
Go set up a channel then.
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>>4956013

Oh God, just start a chatroom ANYWHERE. You write the stuff, you lead your damn flock.
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>>4956066
>not lil Rarity
>with her tiny tantrums
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>>4956019

I would a teen Sweetie
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>>4956019
I RESPECTFULLY DISAGREE
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>>4956045
I don't really have a problem with this to be honest. The people who don't like it don't have to see it and the people involved aren't distracted. It seems to be the commonly accepted method.
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>>4956044
>needing fanon backstories and shipping to be cute
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>>4956062
>2 years
>>
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1415273?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee

For old time's sake?
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>we can't go one thread without shitposters and people wanting to fling shit at eachother for any reason possible

guys, what happened to these threads

we used to be so chill and not spammed to death
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Remember when ERPing took place in old horses? Pepperidge Farm remembers
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>>4956092
Silly anon, Sweetie Belle isn't for ___sexually!
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>>4956096
I agree. Then just post a cap or some shit for the anons who might be interested.
Best option, although IRC is much easier to ERP in trust me
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>>4956110
hahaha are you fucking kiddng?
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>>4955852
I've been here longer than your retarded ass.

It's just one buthurt brony that's always bitched about ERP
>>
Which pony do you think has gotten the most development as a character over the course of the series?

Which one has gotten the least?
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>>4956062
>2 years
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>>4956088
she was a close second, but lil twily won with her happy hop
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>>4956106
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>>4956110
>and not spammed to death
I beg to differ
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>>4956112
Yes, I remember. Why the fuck did it change?
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>>4956110

Yeah, I remember that one time we traveled to the alternate Earth with eternally chill MLPG
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>>4956122
Dash and Applejack, respectively.
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>>4956122
Applejack

Applejack ____
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>>4956112
>>4956045
This is best option
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>>4956122

I think Rarity has without a doubt gotten the most development.

It seems in almost every episode she's had to make a tough choice that would affect her life forever.

And even though she's my favorite, I think Fluttershy got the least.
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>>4956062
Well, you know what they say?
The ride never ends
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>>4956120
I am the only person posting on MLPG. I have 500 proxies and you are all creations of my warped mind.
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>>4956147
fuck off juice you useless cunt
you don't even contribute anything, but you wear a name like people should give a shit about your opinions
pls kill yourself
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>>4956120

I don't get the joke. Explain?
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>>4956122
most: between Rarity and Applejack

least: Zecora
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>>4956162

He's actually a drawfag
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>>4956162
>doesn't contribute anything
>implying
He drew his OC being juicy for me and it made me smile
>>
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1415273?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee

3more3ever
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>>4956177
not anymore he's not
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>>4956122
Rarity, Twilight's in second

Applejack's gotten the least.

assuming we're excluding background and secondary ponies like a reasonable person

>>4956153
>I think Fluttershy got the least.

Even though Fluttershy's gone through the same character arch like three times so far, that's still one more than Applejack's had.
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>>4956190

Yes he is

he drew something yesterday I'm sure
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>>4955941
I'd post about how he keeps just enough strength in your legs to barely heft his cock to keep it from dragging on the floor as he walks about the palace, but the thread's pretty salty about spoilerfetishes at the moment. ;_;
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>>4956153

What would you do to fix that?

Can you come up with a scenario besides "Fluttershy gets over her shy for ten whole minutes this episode?"
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>>4956178
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>>4956203
Well this thread's almost dead. I wouldn't mind waiting until after the migration to continue this if you're up for it.
>>
You're eating dinner in a restaurant with your pone waifu. You give a small belch.

How does she react?
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>>4956224
She outbelches me.
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>>4956206
Well don't post something not true then you silly pony
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>>4956098
pls
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>>4956224
She toots long and hard for a solid minute while eating her meal like nothing's happenning
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>>4956204

I'd certainly love an episode about Fluttershy having to make a perilous trip with Dash to get an ingredient for medicine for Angel.

It'd have to be them because only pegasi can go or something.

It can end with her becoming a stronger flyer.
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>>4956224
Politely ignores it

Is inflicted with an intense fear of kissing me for the next 20 years of our otherwise happy and loving relationship.
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>>4956222
>>4956203

Thank you, guys.

Really, thanks.
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Hay MLPG I'm bored as fucking fuck what do?
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>>4956224

She gives me The Look until I quietly excuse myself.
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>>4956222
Sounds good to me.
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>>4956259
That style is eerily reminiscent of Ross
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>>4956224
She reacts with an indignant stare at first. But then you apologize profusely and she smiles, telling you that it's quite alright.
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>>4956259

Masturbate

draw

vidya

sleep

eat

cook

exercise

read

watch pony

watch cartoons
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>>4956259
Write >something about pony testes.
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>>4956224
Her face when.
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>>4956282
What an awful thing to say.
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How would your favorite pony deal with stage fright MLPG?
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>>4956286

Dayum, you can multitask
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>>4956297
Truth hurts brosenheimmer
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>>4956298

Cry and run off stage
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>>4956282
That's not how Ross draws his ponies.
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>>4956298
Nervously fart uncontrollably.
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>>4956298
>Pinkie
Impossible
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>>4956246
Whenever someone mentions tooting I keep picturing the pony pulling out a trumpet from nowhere and playing it for no real reason
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>>4956282

You... haven't seen much of Ross' work, have you?

You lucky bastard.
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>>4956282
You horrible man. It looks more like David Hopkins' style.
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>>4956298
Think that her life is ruined as she stumbles right off the front of the stage
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>>4956321

I think of those pics of Red Ribbon with the party-blower.
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>>4956321

Thanks anon, this will help me deal with fartanon's constant shitposting
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>>4956321
I knew this was a Ponychan plot all along!
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>>4956309
Wait, those are meant to be ponies?
My reasoning was actually the heavy-cartoony faces and the lines
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>>4956328
That's even worse!
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>>4956327
Seeing even one picture is too much, Anon
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>>4956282
I thought the same thing. It's probably the eyes.
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>>4956344
>still thinking it's one anon
I wish I could be as ignorant as you
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>>4956363
wow those are some ugly ponies
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>>4956328
>Jack
Oh god. What an insult.
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>>4956364

Sure, sure
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New horse when?
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>>4956363
I think Ross' ponies are adorable, but god damn his humans are worse than acid to the eyeballs.
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>>4956363

Oh fuck you, I haven't seen his art for some time. Now I'm having nightmarish flashbacks.
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>>4956321
>>4956344

Here, have some Satchmo.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZyiFb0NmLw
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http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1415273?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee

TWO MORE TWOEVER
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>>4956373
It's part of our /co/ roots anon
Don't fight it. Don't you wanna farty?
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>>4956388
>>4956363

Why'd he stop drawing them?
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>>4956405
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>>4956405
superbad
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>>4956405

Please, this fixation with shoving farts into everything is relatively recent
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>>4956402
you know, i will always hate sentenal for making the argument people are allowed to posts these fucking stupid games.

what the fuck has he done for anyone, ever?
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>>4956413
He says drawing cute things is easy and demeaning. Real artists "challenge themselves" by drawing the same fat joke hundreds of times.
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>>4956427

I could tell you a few things, but you'd likely just ignore them or marginalize them. You're set in what you want to think so I'm not going to bother.
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>>4956413
Because he decided that drawing fat monstrosities that only he liked was a better way to invest his time.
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>>4956426
It has resurfaced, I agree, and it is unpleasant
Shit though, it makes me smile
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>>4956405
And it was as shitty then as it is now.

Your reasoning for liking something is that it's just been around forever, a forced meme.
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>>4956427
You mean other than be Big Brother and save 5 months worth of conversations, stalk local female artists and be an ass stain in general? Nothing. He's done no good to anyone.
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>>4956453
see
>>4956450
Ain't gotta explain why I like it, I just do. I don't like the farts however
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New horse yet?
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>>4956427

He generated a lot of hilarious misplaced buttmad in autists like you, so that has to count for something.

And yes, I'm sentenal. You got me, boss.
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>>4956199
yeah i drew this

>>4956162
that's about right
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>>4956453
But what about an air freshener pone who wanders around your house, pooting out the scent of fresh, clean linens?
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>>4956506

Man, I don't even wanna know
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POOTIS
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>>4956515
>hooves
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>>4956529
You're right anon, I much prefer hands and feet
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I will never post toots again, MLPG.
I'm so sorry for everything I've done.
For the record I never liked toots.
Farts are gross.
Your favorite pony will never just tooted again.
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>>4956518
>come home from work
>take off shoes
>air freshener pone greets you with a little toot
>she sniffs the air for a minute then rushes over to your shoes
>she spins around and you can hear her stomach gurgling loudly
>she squeaks as her ass unloads a gale force blast of gas all over your shoes
>it lasts for nearly a minute before she stops, panting and walking away
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>>4956529
I love the fact that the only flaw you could find in that futa Pinkie image was not the dick but the hooves.

Never change, MLPG.
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>>4956529

I find those types of hooves beginning to grow on me.
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>>4956554

That's not how you respond to "I don't even wanna know"
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>>4956559
for me, it's that shit just under the sack that ruins it for me, if that was gone, i might like it
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>>4956559

Actually, I'd like some damn change around here, but that's just me.
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>>4956570
You should probably go to a doctor
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>>4956554
We did this months ago. On /co/, if I recall.
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>>4956596
I'm pretty sure we did.

Also an AC pone that blasts frigid fart gas at you on hot summer days.
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pls thrd pls
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>>4956612
how did this whole fart thing start anyway?
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I like how we tend to make OCs based on our current mood. It makes me really smile.
Food ponies for when we were hungry, Packaging Ponies for when we were My Late Package General. It's like some Fairly Odd Parents shit
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>>4956645
Every time I post about cooking for pone I'm either enjoying something I just made or am in the middle of making something.
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>>4956644
Someone had to fart superbad
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>>4956644
>GOTTA FART SUPERBAD /co/
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>>4956571

I remember being part of some thing ages ago about Rarity's vagina making your dick bigger, and as a result, she always wanted you inside her, even if you weren't fucking her.

It was pretty hot, until some guy decided the next step was to ask Zecora for a potion that fused your lower bodies together.

Everyone instaNOPEd out, but he didn't take the hint and tried telling us WHY it was hot, which made us NOPE more.

Some people just can't take a hint.
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>>4956644
/co/ I gotta fart superbad
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>>4956645

We barely make any nowadays though. Which means that everyone has been sitting at home motionless for months.
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>>4956680
>>4956680
>>4956680

New Thread!
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>>4956671
Oh god that's hilarious
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>>4956645
Don't forget sleepypone! Because we're always tired somehow
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>>4956669
but that's wrong
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>>4956682
Alright.
>>4956271
Ready when you are.
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>>4956671
I remember that! I always love it when cock growth via being winked on by ponegina comes up.
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>>4956703
Where should we start? Him reaming your magically stretched ass as he asks you how a real stallioncock feels? You cleaning his drenched shaft after a good draining, praising his size and power as you struggle to keep his load inside your wobbling belly? You teasing a stallion with your body and drawing him back into Blueblood's chamber so he can sap strength from him and grow larger before your very eyes?
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>>4956768
The last one please. I want to see some growth/shrinking going on.
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Oh, right. Better close this shit fast. Have fun with your... thing
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>>4956791

Don't be a dick
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>>4956768
So once you've lured in the unlucky (or lucky?) victim, what's the usual procedure? Do you slurp on his cock as Blueblood pounds you, feeling it shrivel in your throat as your ass stretches? Or does the stallion fuck you as Blueblood watches?

Maybe Blueblood tops the stallion, leaving you to lap at his shrinking cock as the bulge in his belly flares bigger?
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>>4956854
He'd probably let him fuck me a few times before he revealed himself. I'd love to see the look in his eyes as my master's length comes into view. After that he'd make the unlucky stallion service him in every way possible, and then once he realizes he's getting smaller, and there's no hope of escape, then I'd really get excited. I'd probably join in eventually, mounting the poor thing as he slowly shrank down even smaller than me over several hours.
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>>4956685
>we
Sleepyhead's Rose's OC
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>>4956980
His length would certainly be the first thing coming into view, the fat flare of his erection poking out between his muscular front legs. And as you clench down tight, your surprisingly powerful anus gripping your victim in place so he can't flee, his eyes would widen as the rest of Blueblood stepped out of the shadows. Nearly twice the size of Big Mac, he'd tower over you both. Muscles would ripple underneath his skin as he strode into the center of the room. Every step would send his erection bobbing, a thin line of pre drooling out of the tip in anticipation of his new acquisition. With a menacing grin he'd command the stallion with a single word, "Lick."
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>>4957096
Would he be stupid enough to try to resist or would my master's sheer force of personality make him acquiesce immediately? How big is this stallion? Would Blueblood even consider this stallion's size and strength a decent acquisition, or is he getting so huge even sapping such a powerful specimen doesn't make enough of an impact on his already massive form. Might he get a bit overzealous draining the poor thing, desperate to take enough to see some sort of noticeable increase in his own size?
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>>4957202
It'd be hard to do anything but obey such a booming command. He'd slowly pull his foot and a half of cock from your ass and sheepishly walk to that massive cockhead and obediently begin to lap at it, whimpering in submission. From your vantage point you could already see his cock begin to shrink, slowly losing an inch before your very eyes. Your master's cock wouldn't even budge from such a small snack, but it seems like today he wants to toy with his victim.

You did good bringing back a rather large guard pony. His muscular frame was quite impressive, though it paled in comparison to Blueblood's godlike body. But his most stunning feature were his heavy, cantaloupe-sized balls. You knew firsthand that this was a very spurty specimen, and he prided himself on just how much cum he could gush out. But all that would change once your master was through with him. By the time he was done, he'd be a short and gangly pony, practically a colt in size. And that magnificent cock and balls of his would be practically nonexistent. Every inch and pound would go to make Blueblood even taller and stronger. Not to mention longer and more potent. The very thought of your master's newly swollen girth stretching and bulging your body would get your cute little coltcock stiff.
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>>4957337
I'd love to see him immediately put his newly enhanced equipment to use on me, keeping the other stallion around to watch as Blueblood showed off what he could do now that he'd relieved the poor thing of those burdensome balls. I'd imagine his mind couldn't even comprehend loads that size. But most of all I'd want to see his reaction as he looked over his shrunken form, knowing that just hours ago he'd laughed at my size. And after he'd finished with me, my master might ask the poor thing if he had any friends who might be willing to make a "contribution."
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>>4957496
There'd be a brief moment of struggle as he fought with himself over whether or not to sell out his guard buddies, but the thought of getting to watch Blueblood get even bigger and bloat you with more cum would get to him. He'd tell you how to get into the guard staff locker room at night. There you both could catch his whole squad off guard and sap them all.

Tears in his eyes from looking at his withered form he'd say that even though he's in no position to make any deals, he'd ask if you could bring him along so he could watch. He'd tell you how he wants nothing more than to see Blueblood swell larger and dump another massive load into his pet.
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>>4957623
I've never seen my master drain more than one pony at a time? A whole squad? That might take hours and hours. And then there's the problem of subduing them. Well actually as powerful as my master is that might not be much of a problem at all. It might even be fun for him to show that those huge muscles aren't just for show. He wouldn't need to hurt them, they'd just simply be no match, but I'd love to see a few of them just try. Of course he can come along just this once.
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>>4957738
You'd be bound with ribbons in the center of the locker room with a note reading "Here's a little something to help work off all that stress." signed by the stallion you drained. Blueblood would watch from the showers, hidden from view as the squad took turns pounding and cumming all over you. Once they were all spent he'd strike, walking out into the room as his hooves striking the floor made the whole place shake. Seeing your cum-soaked form he'd casually taunt the guards, "You call that cumming?" With a loud slap he'd start beating his massive erection against his belly, the stunned guards watching in amazement as thick spurts of pre that easily quadrupled their own production splattered beneath him. With a grunt he'd let climax crash through him, his glorious girth stretching as his cock swelled with spunk, a firehose of semen rocketing out of him to knock you onto your side. Minutes would pass as his sweating balls pulled tight to his rear over and over, leaving nearly two inches of seed on the floor of the entire locker room.

With a wicked grin his horn would flash and the guards would tremble, feeling their cocks start to shrink and their muscles grow slack. One would try to charge him but a single flick of Blueblood's mighty hoof would send him skidding back with a splash into the pool of his glue-thick cum.
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>>4957865
Oh fuck this is getting amazing. Of course I'm sure what he has in store for after he's done with them will make this show look like a light warm-up.

I apologize for being brief with my responses I just like where you're taking this a lot more than anything I could think to add.

Now the questions. How does my master restrain these unlucky stallions, or does he simply and effortlessly nudge some massive weight in front of the only exit? Does he drain them slowly as a group or one at a time? How do they react once they realize what's happening? How does our shrunken friend feel knowing all of this was because of him? And does he get the show he begged to see when it's all finished? Just how massive will Blueblood be by the end of this? Will his huge frame even fit through the doorway or will he make his own exit?
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>>4957966
As one of the more cowardly stallions makes a break for the door, Blueblood bucks one of the lockers behind him, smashing the solid metal door clean off. With a glimmer of magic, it soars through the air and slams into the door with a clang, blocking off the exit. Confident in his victory, he grins wide and closes his eyes, concentrating on draining the stallions before him. As they whimper and moan you wipe the cum from your eyes and watch as every beat of his powerful heart makes his cock leap and surge larger than before. His whole body surges with each audible beat, inches piling onto his height until he's nearly half again as tall as Celestia herself. His balls sag to nearly rest on the ground with their weight as the guards writhing on the floor shrink down smaller than grapes.

Suddenly his eyes pop open and his smile fades. There's a loud slam as the first guard he drained hits the far wall. "How dare you touch my royal flesh? Only my slutcolt may have the pleasure of running his tongue along my balls and only with my permission." The stallion weakly mumbles out an apology and lavishes praise on Blueblood's incredible endowments, trying desperately to maintain his favor. Narrowing his eyes, the massive pony's horn glows brighter and the guard whimpers weakly as he's drained even further, his body shrinking and limbs trembling as he pants in exhaustion. Soon he's a shivering wreck, nearly a polar opposite of your godlike stallion master. "What little mercy I have is wasted on you. But you'll get your show. Not because you deserve it. But because I require the services of my favorite cumdump after sucking the masculinity out of your squadmates." The withered guards turn to look at their former friend in horror as he weakly tries to cover his face in shame.

So... how do you feel about him cumming so much inside you it comes out your mouth?
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>>4958171
Hm. That's not exactly my taste but I won't say no to it since you've been so obliging. I'd love to slow down the growth a bit as well to really savor it. I want those guards to really get a good, long look at his absurd length as he spears into me slowly before he resumes draining them while he fucks me. I'd love it if he brags or taunts them while he thrusts.

I really want to give more input if you need it but this is going so well. But I feel guilty letting you do most of the work so let me know.
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>>4958294
Hearing your name, you get to your feet and rush to your master's side, eager to please. Your largely ignorable coltcock throbs and aches beneath you, the sight of your master swelling making a tiny bead of pre form at the tip, the most you've produced in weeks. Blueblood's horn goes dark and the guards shudder as they feel him stop draining. They're far to weak to do anything but watch as he surveys his pet's cumsoaked form. "This will not do at all. You'll need some more 'help', cockwarmer." You moan as you feel his magic tingle throughout your body. Your legs grow slightly stronger, only enough to just barely withstand the onslaught of his doubtlessly more powerful pounding. You feel your anus twinge and clench as it loosens even more, your fat donut swelling to better take your master's girth. There's a creaking sound as your hips widen, your already marelike ass getting even more fuckable as your throat tingles, your next moan an octave higher.

With a deep rumble of laughter at your changes he teases the guards around him, telling them how they'll get to see a real stallion fuck this cum slut and show them how a man owns his property. Pressing his massive flare to your ass he thrusts forward, spearing a foot of flesh into you and bulging your slim belly around him. You moan like a whore and praise his magnificent size, telling him how you love every last inch of his shaft and how feeling him inside you makes your tiny little cock twitch with lust. He tells you to keep going, to tell him how much you love serving a stallion so much bigger than you, how you love your rightful place as his lowly fucktoy as he pounds the rest of his cock deep into your willing ass. Soon he's hilted inside you, your body stretched lewdly around him.
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>>4958517
He grins wide once more as he looks at the guards lying in his cum on the floor. All of them are rock hard and panting from the show. He chuckles as mockingly asks them if they want it now. To feel him suck their essence out and swell larger, to better shame them and prove his superiority. To give to him willingly what is rightfully his - their cocks, their balls, their muscles, their very masculinity. And every last guard moans yes.
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>>4958524
I brace myself for the fucking of my life, but I keep my eyes locked on those guards. I resist the urge to look back at my master's form until later. I want to see how small these little stallions can get before I look at how big my master has gotten. Besides, I can feel him easily enough. I'm ready to get fucked and see my master flood the room.
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>>4958658
At the guards' answer he throws back his head and laughs, grinding in and out of you as his frame shakes. "Pathetic! You don't deserve those cocks, you worthless mares! A real stallion is strong enough to stand up for himself. You weaklings are a shame to the Royal Guard! Luckily, I'm here to strip you of that which you do not deserve." His horn flares brilliantly as the guards whimper, their cocks slowly begin to shrivel smaller, taking minutes to lose each inch. And as they shrink your master grows, your body stretching to accommodate his new girth and length. You whimper and mewl in thanks as he spreads your ass wider and grinds more of his cock in and out of you. "That's it, watch as I sap your strength. Watch as a real stallion shames you all! By the time I'm done with you, my little slutcolt here will be more of a man than all of you combined!" Blueblood picks up his pace, thrusting harder into you and making you squeal and moan for it like the fucktoy you love to be. His heavy balls pound into your back legs, nearly sending you crashing to the ground with every slap. And every thrust goes deeper into you as you stare at the weakening cocks of the guards, their bodies no longer capable of sustaining erections despite their intense arousal.

Blueblood is grunting and groaning with every thrust now, feet of diamond-hard cock pistoning in and out of you every second. Through clenched teeth he issues his final debasement to the guards beneath him just as their cocks nearly disappear completely, "N-now watch, worms as a rrrgh nnng r-real stallion cummms!"

I can do inflation instead if you're more into it - or just having it all blow back out of your ass to splatter against his massive balls.
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>>4958853
If you want it blasting out the front then do it. You've been so sporting. I really wish I could be of more use at this point but you seem to know what you're doing. I just want to see how fantastically it all ends (and maybe hint at what his plans for the future are).
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>>4958910
I love to indulge the fantasies of others, but if you'll grant me this I won't refuse it~

With one final thrust he knocks you off your feet, your body suspended by the impossible amount of cockflesh inside you. He roars as you feel his massive balls slide up your back legs on the way to pulling tight to his body. You can feel his cock almost double in size from the bulk of his load, stretching your ass to its limit as you scream in ecstasy. Your stomach balloons with the first spurt, your scream dissolving into gurgles as the next stretches your throat and puffs out your cheeks before spraying from your mouth. Your eyes roll back into your head in bliss as you feel your body throbbing and gushing in time with his spurts, gallon after gallon rushing through you, making you feel like an extension of the magnificent cock spearing your ladylike body. Your own orgasm is lost in his, the few drops of white from your coltcock lost in the deluge from his stallionshaft. Minutes pass as he drains, the fountain of cum from your mouth hosing down the whimpering guards and giving them firsthand evidence of just how manly they aren't. His orgasm tapers off and he takes a few deep breaths, not even winded from the exertion. "Did you seriously believe that once would be enough to satisfy me? You guards sicken me. Your puny strength is better served with me so I can show you just how pitiful you all are." You brace yourself as best you can for your master's renewed thrusts, swallowing hard and clearing your throat so you can weakly praise and thank him for gracing your mouth with his mighty seed.
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>>4959209
By the time he's spent the room is flooded in nearly a foot and a half of cum. The walls and ceiling are caked in his seed and the squad of guards is struggling to keep their heads above the surface to breathe. Panting softly, Blueblood steps back, popping out of your well-used body with a wet slurp. On shaky legs you try to steady yourself, coughing up another gallon of spunk as several more pour from your ass. Dutifully, you walk backwards and weakly tongue his shaft even as it hangs low in the pool of cum surrounding you. He shakes his head and sighs, wrenching the locker door from the room's exit. There's a wet rushing sound as the room very slowly begins to drain, the pudding-thick cum flowing out like molten lava. "When you're done with my cock, make sure to clean my legs too. I can't have it drying and ruining my coat, slave. Now carry my cock to the showers - you won't get anywhere with me ankle deep in proof of my superiority."
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>>4959220
How hard is it for me to lift that thing now? Do the shrunken guards finally leave or do they feel compelled to stay? Does he tell them about his plans to grow even larger in the future? How tall is he now, and when does he ever plan to stop? Will Shining Armor start nosing around when he realizes that several of his guards stopped reporting for duty?
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>>4959346
I think I'm about at my limit, unfortunately. But I can answer your last questions if you'd like.

You're just strong enough to lift him, his cumsoaked length heavy on your back. As you struggle to get him into the showers you can see most of the guards hungrily gulping down his cum as they whimper and mourn the loss of their masculinities. All they care about now is serving him as best they can and cowering before his might.

As for how tall he is, with the added strength of an entire guard squadron he's tall enough to be nearly unable to fit into the showers, a monstrous 10 feet of muscle and masculine glory. He plans to stop just before you won't be able to handle him, at least as far as his cock is concerned. What good is a shaft that he can't use? And there's no sense getting balls so large they drag on the ground - they'd get filthy in no time. As for height, too much taller could prove disastrous for the local architecture if it isn't already. Perhaps now he should focus on draining magical strength instead of raw muscle?

Shining will be in for a surprise when he discovers his finest squad is nothing more than scrawny cockless colts who want nothing more than to be bathed in cum all day. Especially if Blueblood emasculates him in front of Cadance.
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>>4959515
You've been a real trooper. I just wanted to leave it open-ended but with a satisfying conclusion. Thanks so much. Now to get someone to cap it.
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>>4959605
I'm glad you liked it! I hope I got enough degradation and size comparison in there for you - I tried to emphasize the stuff I knew you were into.

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