THANK GOD A BONFIRE

WE WERE NEARLY OUT OF ESTRUS THERE

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OH FUCK YES IT'S THE NEW HORSE

Will this be a good horse?

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so i learned that day threads were bad

but turns out night threads are a whole different kind of bad

how you holdin' up during hiatus, gentlemen?

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>>4946164
bend over

Would you hotdog Rarity's mom?

With her pants still on?

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>>4946156
>251 images

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>/go
>fresh new horse

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>>4945924

I might just have to do that - although I was thinking Equestria's colors - whatever those would be. I'm led to believe they include Green and Purple.

>>4945928
Thanks very much! These two are fun to draw.

>>4945982
>>4946004
>>4946027
>>4946039

It's actually called an adder stone, among other things - it's a stone with a hole through it, believed to have magical powers such as protection against eye diseases or evil charms, nightmares, snake-bites, etc, and said to give the power to see through fairy or witch disguises and traps, if looked at through the middle of the stone.

Also, an old Irish superstition holds that it's bad luck to accept a lock of hair from a lover or sweetheart.

>>4946015
Jesus Christ how horrifying.

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>>4946189
I-If she wanted me to...

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guysi was going to draw pony bu t i got drunk insted

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>>4946188

>fighting Capra after all the hype

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>>4946189
Of course, It's important that Rarity's parent's like me. I don't think she'd mind sharing since its important to be generous to her parents as well.

>>4946189

Yes

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>>4946189
I would
And then I'd plunge my cock into her belly button and fuck her plush jiggling belly

>>4946212
I love that you think of these things.

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>>4946238
>>4946243
>>4946247

BUT WHAT IF RARITY'S DAD FINDS OUT

HE'LL KILL YOU WITH HIS FESTIVE HAT

>>4945947
Just because it's bugging me, I want to talk to you about this paragraph. I both love AND hate this paragraph:

"Her honeyed tones became accentuated with bitter drops of vinegar as she spoke. The pleasant and glowing smile on her face twisting into a sneer, and the warmth in her eyes dying with each syllable. Twilight was reminded of Cadence’s transformation into Chrysalis at her brother’s wedding and readied herself for any sign of trouble. She looked towards Rainbow Dash to see if she would do the same, but the pegasus stood and watched the scene that unfolded with a half-lidded stare."

>"Her honeyed tones became accentuated with bitter drops of vinegar as she spoke."
This is a beautiful line, great work on this one, my only critique is that you should lose "bitter" because it's redundant when you mention vinegar.

But this line >"Twilight was reminded of Cadence’s transformation into Chrysalis at her brother’s wedding and readied herself for any sign of trouble"
Lose this line. It's unnecessary, you shouldn't bring up the wedding episode like that because it's irrelevant to the plot. It assumes familiarity (but for fanfics, it's to be expected) which is something a story shouldn't rely on.

>"She looked towards Rainbow Dash"
This could be the start of a seperate paragraph because it shifts the focues away from the honey-voiced mare

>>4946213
>>4946238
>>4946243
>>4946247
What if she was friends with Mrs. Cake, Jubilee, and chubby nurse pone?

What if she invited them to join you, at the same time?

>>4946257
Jubilee isn't chubby


check a screenshot again

>>4946257
That's the thing, sense, my body is always prepared.

>>4946189

would you enjoy watching Rarity start turning into her mother? seeing those hips and that ass grow, and that body start to run a bit chubbier than before, and those breasts hang a bit saggier?

would she panic and try to recapture her youth, or would she become even more sensual and confident with her new body? or would you have to reassure her that getting older isn't the end of the world?

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>>4946257
The more the merrier I always say

>>4946256

>not pointing out that vinegar is sour, not bitter.

You dippasoint me.

Yup.

>>4946277
the point is that the taste of vinegar is common knowledge and shouldn't be pointed at all. It's like repeating words

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>>4946286

>that feel when nobody wants a chubby stallion

>>4946287
Vinegar isn't exactly a common taste to some.

Depends on where you are.

>>4946247

>bellybutton fucking
>not just rubbing your cock against her belly until you cum all over her front

>>4946299
name a stallion

you have 10 seconds

>>4946299
I'd a chubby stallion

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>>4946229
>Does anyone have that "/tv/ guide to solo moviegoing"?

That I don't care about at all. Going to the movies with others is vastly over rated, since you can't talk during it.

My fear is simply looking foolish in front of others. Apparently they are supposed to give you the glasses when you purchase your ticket, which I didn't know. So now I feel better knowing that, and I'll know next time to ask. I had thought that I had somehow missed the simple thing everyone else had.

pony

>>4946306
I could take or leave belly button fucking. As long as my cum is dribbling down her pudgy belly I'm happy

>>4946250

Oh Gosh~

Ponies are a waste of time.

>>4946310
Any particular one? And how would you prefer to do it?

hi guys.

not a brony, just in the mood for a nice chat.

(not a brony hating faggot either. just a poorfag stuck in the middle of pointless crossfire)

>>4946305
That is true.... Perhaps this would make a better line:
>"Her honeyed tones soured with drops of vinegar as she spoke."

What do you think?

>>4946330
im drunk

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>>4946145
>Welcome to the My Little Pony General, home of the badass crazy rebels of the My Little Pony board on 4chan.

>>4946330
That's nice.

>>4946257
no, dude, two of them are married. don't make them cheat, man. they don't want to cheat. they're good horses, man. they've had their ups and downs like any other couple, sure, but they'll never cheat. they're faithful to their husbands; that's why they're marriages work so well. come on, man. we don't need this. we don't need another bad thing happening to the ponies. they love their husbands, man. they really do. don't make them out to be bad people. it's not about what happens in the bedroom; that shit's fleeting and it's not about love. real love is going through life and growing as a couple, no cheating. cheating sucks, cheating's wrong. don't make them cheat. that's a bad fantasy, man. i mean i understand that you find these ponies sexually appealing or whatever, but that still doesn't make it right. it's no harm, no foul, i know this is just the internet. but i don't think people like seeing bad things happen to these ponies. only people in like, fluffy pony threads like bad things to happen to ponies. these aren't fluffy ponies, they're kind of pudgy, maybe, but they don't deserve bad things like cheating. don't make them cheat, man, please. i'm begging you. just let them be, and just be okay with these ponies having everything they could want in a partner in their spouses, man. it's not too much to ask for. it's not

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>>4946315
ponys are gay

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>>4946330
What brings you to our little hole, Anon?

>>4946341
In fact, let me edit that again:
>"Her honeyed tones soured with drops of vinegar."
there we go, I think that's better

>>4946342

im sober, but only because i enjoy being sober, unless im partying. how're you?

>>4946351

getting tired of /b/ being full of faggots. this is my second favorite board, so why not?

>>4946330
You pick a strange place to chat.

Though you'll find few people willing to call themselves bronies here.

>>4946355
Bingo.

>>4946356
i colored a bunch of chubby ponies i drew and finished that picture i did that changelingbro inspired me so. i think it looks nice

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>>4946330

>not a brony

Neither are we.

>>4946361
>going to /b/
>ever

>>4946367
i hate that i know that face

>>4946361
Hell, I like him already.

>>4946371
he sounds young, so he might grow out of it.

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>>4946361
ohhh.

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>>4946330

>nice little chat

What is your opinion on ponies with gas?

>>4946361
>implying we aren't bigger faggots than /b/ could ever dream of

>>4946348

>tfw you remember when MLPG was writing about what it'd be like to visit Rarity's parents with her
>staying in the guest bedroom
>listening to her parents make love in the room above yours
>wondering why the hell you didn't get a hotel room instead

>>4946377
>/b/ being just a phase
I thought I was the only one

>>4946364

fucking epic

>>4946367

what are you?

>>4946362

i know. but you guys interest me more than a bunch of /b/tards thinking that they are edgy and cool.

>>4946371

i know... i apologise.

>>4946375

yay!

>>4946361
You're a ex /b/fag, you don't like mlp and you just want someone to talk to?

Okay it's time to go.

>>4946390
>reply wall
stop that. You don't need to respond to everything. Chunk out your replies to related things, max 2 or 3 per post.

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>>4946390
Stop doing that.

>>4946363
>"Her honeyed tones soured with drops of vinegar and her pleasant, glowing smile twisted into a sneer, the warmth in her eyes dying with each syllable."
There, I just reduced the length of that paragraph by half

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>>4946377

yep, probably WAS a phase. 18m here.

>>4946384

but cool faggots.

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>>4946390
oh boy one of these

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>>4946390
>what are you?

Just a regular anon. "Bronies" are some of the biggest weirdos ever. I make sure to never mention the show in real life, because I don't want to be associated with those weirdos.

>>4946390

My advice to you, lowercaseanon, is to find another board that isn't /b/.

/b/ isn't what it once was, and hasn't been for a very long time.

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Would you an entire Rarity?

>>4946388
/b/ was the first place I came to 4chan. It was just a as shitty then, I just skipped to /v/ and lurked for a while

>>4946395

what did i do? shit...

also, sorry for the reply wall... so many people bombarding me...

>>4946414
Only if she insulted me while I did

>>4946414

Boo, you spit my waifu out right now.

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>>4946413

looks like i just did.

>>4946410
Calm down, he was excited.
At least he didn't come in with a trip.

>>4946428
>posting a picture with every other post
Goodnight MLPG, I needed an excuse to get to bed anyway.

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>>4946387
see? that's wholesome. and nice. and funny why can't people like shit like this anymore? now it's all 'hurr fetish' or 'hurr something else'

man can't it go back to the way it used to be

>>4946438

You know, if he had just came in silently, we likely wouldn't have noticed him.

>>4946390
Did I accidentally end up in /b/read or something?

>>4946429

thanks... it isn't as easy as everybody thinks it is to be new to a board...

>>4946387

>Sweetie Belle wakes you up in the morning
>by bursting through your door with a jubilant "WAKE UP RARITY! WAKE UP ANON! WE'RE GOING TO THE PARK TODAY!"

>>4946428
If you are going to hang with the gang you have to at least watch some of the show.
You did say you never saw any of the show, right?

Wanna take a little, harmless, challenge?

Would you give a pone tender post-coital snuggles?

>>4946447

well, sorry for being lonely...

>>4946464

sure. derpy made me lol once, when i checked it out on youtube. couldn't hurt. i could get a synchtube going.

Has anyone drawn an anita sarkeesian pony yet?

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>>4946464
IT BEGINS

>>4946471

We have a few procedures in MLPG, but as long as you follow them, we're pretty cool about new people.

You've already heard most of them.

Don't Avatarfag, try to post as anon as often as possible unless you're contributing art, writing or music or something, and don't be a twat.

>>4946471
>going to /mlp/ to find friends
There is this nice place called ponychan. I think you'll fit right in there

I remember when people lurked.

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Who is your favorite pony guys?

Mine is Rainbow Dash, always so stylish!

>>4946471
Go to /b/read. That's where you belong.

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>>4946421
Fine. She had a terrible taste anyways, and so do you.

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>>4946490
mine's Nathanial

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMPZ9Jb9DvU

>Mexican authorities say they have captured the man behind the killing of 72 migrants in northern Tamaulipas state. Salvador Martinez was paraded in front of the media on Monday. Al Jazeera's Adam Raney reports from Mexico City.

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>>4946390
My fucking advice?

Get fuck out of here as soon as you can,
OUTSIDER

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Your favorite pone a shit.
Unless she's Pinkie.

>>4946478
Someone hook my new friend up with a prescription of pony.

Lets live the old days again and break someone in like the years of old.

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>>4946490

>>4946484

okay, i'll try not to be cancer.

>>4946504
then she's a double shit

>>4946504
you're grammar a shit

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>>4946496
[ICEBURN]

>>4946505

NO NO NO WAIT.... i...i'm scared now...

>>4946504
Not as shit as your opinions.

>>4946515
This is why I hate that cartoon. Also all the random crap.

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>>4946524
Do you like this pony?

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>>4946490
rainbow is a pretty pony but rarity is my favorite

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>>4946156

>>4946527
I love that cartoon for that exact reason, >opinions I suppose

>>4946508
We will get along perfectly then!
>>4946524

Oh calm the fuck down, it's just four episodes.
Enough for you to develop an opinion on the show, see if you like it.

>>4946527
You's a busta. It's not even random.

>>4946527
>>4946524

>doesn't like cartoons
>is unwilling to watch the one cartoon this board is named after

i don't think this is going to work out

>>4946531

depends... is that pony angry with me? or angry with faggot /b/tards?

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>>4946531
Y-you can't boop me marker pone, I'm behind this glass! Haha! Please don't hurt me.

>>4946546
Double whammy

>>4946546
Considering who she is, yes.
But no.

>you will never give Big Mac a handjob
>you will never feel his cock pulse and spurt in your hand as he pants and groans
>you will never see him blush as you give him a kiss on the cheek afterwards

>>4946551
>>4946552

okay, then i leik teh pony.

also, i set up a synchtube, and we can all watch some pony together... if... ya know.. if you guys want to...

>>4946542
>I'll impress girls with this aftershave and OH NO IT SUMMONED FRATBOY UNICORNS

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>>4946534
I like that site

>>4946531

What an awful looking OC.

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>>4946457

>Rarity's family reunion

That was so much fun.

>watching Sweetie Belle and Dad tear through their burgers while Rarity tries to find a way to eat a grilled Brat and potato salad with some modicum of class.

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>>4946563
Go away?

>>4946563
Please use proper spelling

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>>4946540
IIIIII SUPPOSE! yup!

>>4946531

Best Pony.

>>4946578
HEY NOW

HERE IS MY SONG

>>4946577

I'll take that as a no.

JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL

>>4946563
I will level with you man.
This is the late night general...There is, probably at the most, like five people on.
If you want, you can watch a few episodes and give us commentary.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPN5yZ5bpF8

But a synchtube would be a terrible disappointment.

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Whatcha playin?

and what if everyone was pony in it?

>>4946561
handjobs are my fetish
>tfw my fetishes are tame as fuck compares to the rest of the general

>>4946599
>warioware
Ummmm...

>>4946573

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcJFdCmN98s

I can't see that pic without thinking of this song anymore.

>>4946601
Hey another tame fetish Anon. I thought I was the only one.

>>4946598

why is that? I honestly think it would be enjoyable, all of us watching together...

>>4946599
>SSBB
Mite b cool
What would each pone's final smash be?

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>>4946599
>FTL

>>4946608
>Sweetie Belle goin HAM

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>>4946599
Last game I played was audiosurf
>Eraser Master Race!

>>4946599
Bout to play Einhander because of a particular /sp/ thread, also i dun want to shoot all the ponies

>>4946609
Oh wow, Im not the only after all. I don't get turned by stuff much harder than light bondage and blindfolds

>>4946610
Too few people on at the moment.
Trust me, it is a blast watching it with others, it is.
But at the time it is simply impossible to attract others out of the comfort of sleep to enjoy it with us.

>>4946599
>Wrong eye color
Dammit, HDD...

>>4946599
But they already are!

>>4946613

>RD flies through the middle of the stage, setting off a Sonic Rainboom that blows everyone away from it - usually off the stage.

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>>4946616
>tfw your favorite pony dies because your O2 room is damaged

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>>4946387
>tfw I helped with that.

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>>4946632

I don't mind watching with just you guys though...

y'all my niggas.

>>4946599

>Deus Ex

>Going home to your apartment, wondering when you and your waifu can afford to get the hell out of Detroit. This place is a hellhole.

Would you a futa pone?

>>4946656

i would

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>>4946629
[1]

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>>4946644
Fuck, we have a pony version of everything

>>4946646
You capable of a synchtube?

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>>4946650
>Deus Ex

would you an augmented pone

>>4946668
Not everything.

>>4946658
Which one?

Are you the top or the bottom?

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>>4946674
I would ask for that

>>4946672

synchtube dot com slash r slash WtFs

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>>4946674
I have an entire folder of shit like this, but nobody does augmented rarity anymore.

>>4946674
>augpone has a neural uplinks in her limbs
>with her permission you connect them to your computer
>she screams in ecstasy when you locate her pleasure centers

>>4946674

Augmentation doesn't make them any less of the pone I love.

Also Neuropozyne isn't cheap, and if pone doesn't get it... bad things can happen.

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>>4946674
Guess who's my waifu

>>4946696
...In less than dipshit this time, please.

>>4946696
>>4946696
Protip: just put a spoiler tag after the "." that's all you have to do

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My pony is augmented.

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>>4946705
Duke Thomas of Yorkshire?
And his group of Electromagnetic Broadcasting Devices?

>>4946707

>our system thinks your post is spam, even though you tried making it as simple as possible, please make it difficult for people to follow your link by typing it all out in words, so that it can pass our spam detector

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>>4946705
you are entitled to your opinion, no matter how wrong it may be.

>>4946689
>>4946697
here. for you two.

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>>4946732
I have that one

>>4946724
http://derpy.me/?nocache=1323341429
Use this if you have too.

Sorry if I sounded dickish.

Ashleigh will never come to a convention.

>>4946714

I tried...

>>4946748
But she did.

How thick do you prefer your candy pony semen?

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>>4946744
what about this?

>>4946748
She knows better

>>4946746

not even derpy could "understand my URL"

>>4946757
Yeah, one, but never again

>>4946749
synchtube.com/r/wtfs

>>4946650
Your waifu died six months ago in the attack on the labs. When you finally track her G.P.L. you find some Chinese gang leader wearing her old chassis.

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>>4946599
Pokemon White 2

All of my friends have been talking about it nonstop and I felt lonely... I prefer SMT

>>4946763
Fucking really?
Take a screenshot of the url or something.

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>/b/ pony threads posting lolicon and shotacon

Does that make them cooler or lamer than MLPG?

>>4946773

thank you.

also, i apologize for being such a faggot.. i know i'm an inconvenience.

If we had access to Aug technology, I couldn't be the only one who would personally only take that option if it was to save my life, could I?

Something about wanting to take off a normal, healthy limb to replace it with a mechanical one seems wrong to me. If you want to Aug, that's your business, but I like my limbs - I'd like to keep them where they are.

>>4946760
>butt as cushion
I'd ride that

>>4946723
>not waifufagging Thom York

>>4946783
If we're talking about /b/ you already know the answer.

>>4946773
GET IN HERE YOU FUCKS, AND BE GENTLEMEN!

>>4946732
If I can waifufag sleepyhead, I can waifufag fanfic characters

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hey augfags

posthumans were here, you are smalltime.

>>4946787
How do you feel about nanites and biomods? Your augs would be invisible. You would become an invisible weapon.

>>4946809
>xenomorph horse

____unf.

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>>4946783

>>4946787
the only reason I'm interested in them is because the body I came with from the factory is defective. bad vision, bad spine, bad knees, etc.

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>>4946795

But loli and shota are top tier.

The Waifu triumvirate:

>Loli
>Pony
>3D teenage girls

Once you have one waifu from each category you can be complete as a human being.

>this was going to be a thing

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jrvbQqzK0ZGpiRzxvpg4yX8sfza_rSOm8vCSZ2ROubA/edit

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>>4946817

https://images.4channel.org/f/src/~4chan_typical.swf

>>4946832
>Multiple waifus

Oh no you fucking don't pal. I don't think you really have any.

What if pone wanted to mold and shape your body to suit their deepest desires?

>>4946856
>turns out she just wanted to make me into a pony

Dammit, Twilight!

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>>4946856
Where do I sign?

hey guys
was wondering if someone would be willing to help out with something
i need a crop of a picture to make it sfw for a story i'm finishing

can anyone do some dumb cropping/photoshopping to make a pic work?

>>4946838
We won't fail this time

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>>4946846

Disgusting.

>>4946787
The moment that alternatives become better than what I was born with I'll start looking into alternatives.

Chances are that wont be for a long time though.

>>4946803
But augs are only for until we can do something better

>>4946830

So's mine - I just found out that I have a "transitional vertebra" that can't decide whether it wanted to be a lower-spinal vertebra, or part of the sacrum, so it has elements of both, as well as a non-important spina-bifida.

My knee's been giving me trouble for quite a while, as well.

It's not perfect, but it's my body.

>>4946825
>not blocking banners

>>4946873
They've already got augmentations that are at least equal to human limbs, they're just way expensive.

I saw a TED talk on them

>>4946863
>you quickly find out that you're hung like a horse four times your size and that both your cocks are prehensile

>>4946880
Nigga you dead.

>>4946883

>tfw leg-prosthesis technology uses state-of-the-art designs and has even gotten Paralympians accused of cheating for its efficiency

>tfw arm and hand prosthetics are still hinge-joints and hooks from the goddamn middle-ages

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>>4946878
Knee problems might be due to a leg length issue, I know that much from personal experience. Scoliosis is a stone-cold bitch, by the way.

>>4946867
>this time
What are you talking about?

>>4946851

I just like the word "triumvirate" and think the idea of a loli, pony, and Chloe Moretz running something is really funny.

>>4946880
Why would you block them? They're funny

>>4946895

See, if you wanted a spinal-aug to correct that, I'd understand and probably support it as well.

but I'm not gonna take off my whole right leg and spend the rest of my life paying out the ass for Neuropozyne just because my knee and back hurt today.

>>4946894
Well to be fair, you're a bit more fucked if you can't walk than if you're just missing an arm; it's understandable that they would concentrate their efforts of legs more than hands

>>4946865
anyone?

>>4946904
neuropozyne was a plot device, dude.

>>4946907
>a bit more fucked
>he says as he types on his computer and plays his vidya and jerks off to pony

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>not organizing your reaction images by the emotion they convey

I have four main folders - "Postive", "Neutral", "Negative" and "Other". And I divide them further within them. So, for example, in the "Negative" folder I have another folder named "Sad Crying", and another "Rage". "Neutral" is mostly feel faces though.

>>4946883
They're equal in small, really specific applications.
If all you need to do is squat a ridiculous amount of weight, then you could replace your legs with hydraulic jacks just fine.
Nothing we can make yet is anywhere near as useful as evolved limbs

>>4946894
Yeah, they can be really efficient for running, but try to skateboard or rockclimb with anything available now.

Still, its impressive as fuck what people have managed to do, and eventually theother options will be better across the board.

>>4946912

Yes, I know that, I'm being hypothetical.

>>4946916
I've actually been thinking about doing that cuz my reaction folders are getting pretty damn big, thanks for the idea anon

>>4946908
Sorry, I'm about to pass out, and the best you'd get out of me would be no better than what you could do yourself anyway.

>>4946916
Organising even my ponies would take forever. I like huge mess in my picture and download folders anyway. Wouldn't have it any other way.

>>4946912
That's really the scary part, isn't it? That biology won't play some part, that there will be no natural rejection, that once augmentation does become widely marketable there will be nothing to hold us back except money and greed and violence.

>>4946917
it gets even weirder when you discover that there's this wonderful thing called an "Intraosseous Transcutaneous Amputation Prosthesis", or ITAP implant. it's basically a hunk of metal that's connected to the skeleton and sticks out of the stump of a removed limb, and is textured in such a way that flesh grows into it instead of around it, thus removing the major problem with transdermal bone anchors being constant open wounds.

>>4946934
>augmenting the skeleton living inside your body
WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE

>>4946916

I did that on my other computer.

When I started using this one, I just let everything get disorganised because it was always my 'intention' to transfer all my stuff from this one to my other one.

Instead this is now my main computer and and it's a fucking mess.

>>4946934
(cont.) all we need to do now is figure out how to interpret signals the nervous system sends to the dead-end path that used to be the natural limb, which is being researched as we speak, and then figure out how to transmit sensory data back.

>>4946938
it's already been proven to work in cats and dogs, and I seem to recall a BBC article about a victim of a terrorist bombing receiving an ITAP as well.

>>4946932
I suspect that if augs become commonplace, there will be a religious villainization of it, like poeple being accused of playing god. Religion will continue to hold the human race back

I just want wing augmentations so I can fly like mai waifu Rarity__

Would you still a pone if they had two marecunts?

would you a twilight's farty butt?

>>4946950
proof:

Oscar, a housecat that lost large portions of his hind legs in an accident: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXHPmJaNOIo

>>4946907

Keyboards, Smartphones with touch-screens - there's a lot of tech that requires fully-functional hands to use.

>>4946968
>two marecunts
I don't know
maybe if they had two ewecunts

>>4946916
I tried doing this, but there are too many vague ones that I just gave up

>>4946963
Yep yep. We'd be living on planet Tanis right now if it weren't for religion.

All you christians reading this right now should be ashamed of yourselves.

>>4946985
>not 2 sowcunts

Casual!

Requests! I missed you, MLPG!

>>4946963

Sure, it's religion holding us back.

Not our inherently violent and greedy behavior hardwired into us by evolution; not our selfishness, shortsightedness and frightening willingness to fuck others over for our own immediate profit with no regard for the consequences or how it might hurt others.

It's religion.

Get rid of that and everything will be dandy.

Right.

>>4946985
I imagine if that were the case they'd be a little sheepish.

>>4946974
and the dog: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1347142/Mitzi-bionic-dog-feet-worlds-artificial-paw.html

look at that shit. just look. and the same tech will work in people.

>>4946997
lyra teatrubs

>>4946997
Pinkie Pie with a closet full of Gummys, and she's pointing to the largest one and saying "I call the big one Bitey!"

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>>4946894
>>4946907
It's not a matter of effort

Hands are really fucking neato, they're super complex. Far beyond the reach of our robotics, let alone making something wearable

>>4946997

Young Fancypants.

also stram.

>>4946997
Draw Twilight eating a planet like Galactus