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OH GOSH OH GOSH
NEW GENERAL
OLD
>>4939293
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flight is the best gift you can have
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>>4942193
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>no topic
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This thread sucks.

You're all dorks.
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ITS LIVE ITS LIVE ITS LIVE ITS LIVE
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Fucking go to bed scoots
It's way past your bedtime
Don't you have school tomorrow?
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>>4942071
I suppose that could be standard Earth Pony...BUT
What about Pinkie, is she just a super pony?Did she turn against her precious earth and family for something better? Did she make a deal with the pony devil? I bet she secretly spits in the face of her pony god.
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>>4942209

Except for motherfucking firebreath

I'd be kickassiest of superheroes if I could breathe fire
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>>4942188

Scoots is a very fly pony.
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>>4941921
You wouldn't try to help her quit anon? You're pretty much all she's got now.
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>>4942222

Pinkie had her wings stolen by Fluttershy
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Fuck yeah X-com.

Have fun arguing about your religion Atheists. I'm going to name my soldiers after ponies and watch them get slaughtered.
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>MLPG
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>>4942231
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>>4942222
MT are you going to do more pound cake hanging with older rumble tonight or tomorrow? it's super adorable
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>>4942252
This isn't nearly as funny as you seem to believe it to be.
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>>4942210
You're darn cute, you know that, Marker Pony?
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>>4942266
I doubt that's his angle
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WELCOME TO EARTH, MOTHERFUCKERS
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>Those Mecanomancer skills.
Seriously?
I am still going to play the fuck out of one, but that is just some blatant as fuck pony shit.
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>>4942268
You plannin on booping me, anon?
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>>4942252
Ron Paul spammer here. You don't just spam into a new thread. You spam when things have turned to absolute shit.
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>>4942222
panka has powers beyond mortal ponies, rumor has it she convinced a long forgotten god to give up its powers for one pinkie party
the god did not regret its decision
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>>4942236
would she even want to quit?
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>>4942295

/v/ pls stay mad

>>>/v/
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>>4942295
Only like two of them are really blatant. The others I can't really tell.
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>>4942295
Link?
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>>4942316
>Only two.
Look again.
Because that thing had like ten.
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>>4942296
>I Love Lucy with Marker Pony as Lucy and the marker as the guy who's name escapes me right now
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I loved the everloving shit out of the first Borderlands, almost to where it reached favorite game status.

Will I enjoy Borderlands 2?
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>>4942299
>shitting in your own nest
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>>4942303
Or she was born of a god and not her father...Like the cake's children...I mean there is no way Mrs.Cakes story was legit. Same with Mrs. Pie
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>>4942303
WHY IS SHE SO CUTE OH GOSH
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Let us discuss who is the most rapeable pony.
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>>4942321
http://www.borderlands2.com/us/skilltree/mechromancer.html
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>>4942328
It's Ricky.
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>>4942328
How can it? Ricky Ricardo even had alliteration.
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>tfw when i lift more than anybody else in MLPG
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>playing video games
>past the age of 10
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>>4942328
Desi Arnez played Ricky Riccardo.
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>>4942329
Oh yeah. Blands2 is more of the same, but more. and better. And the plot is slightly less shit. More references though.
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>>4942342
You're already starting piss me off!
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>>4942295
Oh god I died laughing
It's just so funny

To bad I have to leave and miss /v/

>BL General doesn't give a fuck

They are great people
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So is Dishonored any good?
>>
>Buck Up
>Fancy Mathematics
>Potent as a Pony
>20% Cooler
>Sharing is Caring
>The Stare
>Evil Enchantress
>Make it Sparkle
>Discord
Did I miss any?
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>>4942303
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>>4942363
>4 hours general
No.
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>>4942296

Damn right I am
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>>4942342
This guy
He wouldn't even fight back or anything, he'd just realize what's happening and bend over and stick his ass in the air
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>>4942355
>Watching MLP
>Past the age of 8
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>>4942372
what, is it really that short?
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>>4942354

nopony cares
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>>4942358
;_;

Yeah I'll probably make sure I take off my name if I'm not posting stories.
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>>157877641
They seem upset.
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>>4942342
Fluttersy, obv.
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>>4942336
of course, it all makes sense now
loki is pinkie's true father and/or mother
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>>4942331
When you've had your friends shitting in your nest you'd might as well join them
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>>4942342

Ouash, how do you feel about male to female transformation ?
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>>4942378
Haha, all you'd have to do is give him a mean stare and he spin around with a resigned sigh.
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>>4942386
I've seen people say the game time is anywhere from 2.5 hours to 20 hours
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Please keep it down you're waking her up
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http://www.infinitelooper.com/?v=ClChdixjwUs
>music ITT
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>>4942403
I was kidding, I actually have high hopes for your stay in our humble General!
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>>4942327
Still not seeing anything. You think aspergers has something to do with it? I'm sure if I had some I'd see pony references everywhere.
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>>4942316
>Fancy Mathematics
>20% cooler
>The Stare
>Evil Enchantress
Also
>Make it Sparkle
>Pony Up
>Patent as a Pony
could count
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>>4942374
Then what are you waiting for?
Go right on ahead.
Right on the nose
Just like you always wanted.
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>>4942306
She doesn't really see the point, nobody wins in the end anyway. We're all lonely meat sacks with an eventual experation date. Just worm food in waiting.

But it seems important enough to you. She slips up when she's had a bad day or your away too long. She doesn't like being by herself but she's a self admitted bitch who pushes everyone away.

She has a hard time showing it, but she really cares about what think about her.

She smokes lites now. That counts for something right?
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>>4942442

2slow
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>>4942342

I like AJ or RD since they would try to fight back and not just lay down and accept it.
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>>4942417
Well seeing as how I'm writing MLP rapefiction, it's not like I'd say anything like that is off the table. But it's not something that I find particularly appealing.
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>>4942437
Watch the fucking show brony >>4942440
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>>4942420
shit I was thinking about buying it...
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>>4942369
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mt pls stram

Also there was a radio mashup in your stream a while ago and I can't find it anywhere
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Generic request for Mrs. Cake. Remember this?
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Oh, and you know how to call a chicken?
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>>4942354
But I'm at least trying, man. I have perfect form, but can only squat 90 right now. It doesn't matter if you got 400+ pounds on that bar if your ass isn't down there.
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>>4942447
it's a start
gimme one of those
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>>4942471
Yes
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>>4942474

I know THAT'S not the way.
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I was just pony rp'ing with a friend online. Sex between a Prince and Pinkie. I got turned on, but I'm a strong anti-clopper. Thoughts?
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>>4942354

Nice shoulders and fat tits you goddamned curlbro

>>4942477

True facts.
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>>4942461
Pirate it with me anon
I'll be your first mate on our friend-ship of free games
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>>4942354
>body permanently scarred by ugly tattoos

Im so jealous of you!
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>>4942496

>clopper
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>>>/v/157877641

so how many threads crying about it have been made?

i've seen 3 so far
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>>4942456

I was thinking of using it just as a precursor to the rape.
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>>4942502

He reposted it from Reddit.
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>>4942496

>clopper

pls

pls

pls
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>>4942507
But I hate em! Wtf!
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>>4942446

I actually had somewhere else in mind...
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u-um, which one of my friends enjoys um..a-anal sex the most?
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>>4942527
they mean using that specific term, we treat it like 'brony' around these parts
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Alright guys, admit it.
Who else is a brony?
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>>4942527
It's a stupid word.
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>>4942533
what, it's not you?
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>>4942533

Iron Maiden
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>>4942533
>implying it isn't you
just after AJ
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>>4942533
Rarity because she's secretly kinky like that
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>>4942533
Applejack. In fact fluttershy, she wants to put on a strap on and do it to you
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>>4942533
I just fucking lolled
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Confession time mlpg
How many Ponies do you have?
How many sharks?
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>>4942507
>>4942522
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>>4942541

Mmmnope

I keep the fact that I enjoy a moeblob cartoon show for little girls under lock and key
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>>4942496
Pastebin the log
When you say "a prince" do you mean Blueblood or an OC?
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>>4942533
I don't know. How about you gather them and we'll perform some tests to find out? I'll be more than happy to help.
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>>4942554
I actually own 2 sharks.
They are babies and preserved in jars and I bought them at the Flea market.
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>>4942554

0 ponies

3 sharks
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What the characters will say to their respective VA?
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>>4942554
42!
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>>4942561
ha, got me, for a while didn't know what the fuck was happening
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>>4942561
You're a fucking asshole.
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>>4942554
0 pone toys
~200MB of only the highest quality, most fappable pone porn
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>>4942541
You know, to anyone in the world outside of like this thread, a brony is just an adult fan of My Little Pony. So that would be me.
Beyond that, we just get into lame semantics.
I don't identify myself as a brony, and that's the only definitive measure there is.
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>>4942449
What? She just posted that.
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>>4942554
ponies: too many to count
sharks: none
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>>4942496

Do whatever makes you feel good
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>>4942554

0 ponies
1 mako shark jaw
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http://andypriceart.deviantart.com/#/d5h2sjl

>4. IS IT CANON? The comic is set within show continuity, and is done in cooperation with the show staff. This is as close to the show as it gets without having it animated. I personally say yes, but it is really up to the individual to decide.

So is it canon or it isn't canon?
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>>4942533
>Fluttershy
>Stuttering
DYEWTS
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>>4942554
LOL I GET IT BECAUSE BECAUSE YOU LIKE SHARKS XD
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>>4942583

cry more faget
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>>4942554
Real ponies: 0
Real sharks: 1

He's in a bottle. He doesn't eat much.
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>>4942584

>Tfw only 251 mb of pony porn
>Tfw you remember it's only shit you can fap to repeatedly and that anons who brag about gigs of pony porn just downloaded whole siterips

feels good man
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>>4942618
It's everything
and nothing
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>>4942563
Prince Molestia and Pinkie pie. And I'll just screenshot it man
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>>4942621
>le shark face
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When I masturbate there's a small lump at the end of my cock shaft, right below the glans. It's hard, about the size of a bb, and only there when erect, it sort of feels like a piece of gristle. Anyone know what this could possibly be? Im assuming the collective medical knowledge of the MLPG is equal to at least 1, maybe 1.2 doctors.
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>>4942508

I've seen at least 9 today
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Quash dammit
QUASH
where an I find you other stuff, including delicious rape
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>>4942638

It's probably cancer
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What would mlp do for
one full night of any sex you want with fluttershoe?
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>>4942638

cancer
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>>4942638
pearly penile pauples

yes its a thing, yes thats the scientific name

its harmless
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>>4942464
PINKIE WHY ARE YOU SO CUTE AND LOVABLE
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>>4942638
I get a ridge of them around that area, but it only appears every few months.
I have no fucking idea what they are, but the feel good to rub.
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>>4942638
it's lupus
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This did not turn out right
Give me a minute and I'll try again
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>>4942652

If 'sex' could mean 'a nice picnic under the stars followed by cuddling under a warm blanket'...

Then almost anything
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>>4942508
>BREAKING NEWS!
>/v/ GETS MAD AT SOMETHING.
>AND MANAGES TO GET ALL THE BRONY REFERENCES.
>YET STILL CLAIMS TO NOT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE SHOW THEY HATE SO MUCH.
>MORE AT 11!
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>>4942654
I just looked that up.
That's not what the anon was talking about at all.
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>>4942533

Whoa, I can see the edges of the individual flash objects making up the ear and eyelid.
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>>4942378
>>4942419

>People spread stories that Caramel is a submissive, willing sissy
>Someone smacks his ass and tells him to turn around and give him a blowjob
>Doesn't realize Caramel is one mean sumbitch until the bar-stool meets his teeth.
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>>4942652
>fluttershoe

Filthy Casual
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>>4942554
I used to work as the nightman for a local Aquarium.
Just chilling around at night with all the fish.
Dicking around with the sharks.
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>>4942621
>>4942634
niggas_eatin_crackers.png + ironicshitposting.bmp

Seapony are seahorse + pony, what would be the griffon equivalent of seapony world?
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>>4942633
Holy fuck that ain't happening... Fuck time for 30 minutes of pastebin stupid iPhone.
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http://www.equestriadaily.com/2012/10/what-mystical-creatures-do-you-want-in.html
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2012/10/what-mystical-creatures-do-you-want-in.html

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it hurts
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>>4942691
>niggas_eatin_crackers.png

I told you guys it was going to happen.
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>>4942618
>So is it canon or it isn't canon?
Until the producers actually say what constitutes "canon," there is nothing that is/isn't "canon."

Talking about "canon" in a show that doesn't really reference its own history in any meaningful way is a little silly, anyways.
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>>4942699
what's this about?
and why do I want to fuck her?
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>>4942554
I own one cloudsdale minis set.
And some stickers.
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>>4942618
I go with canon unless contradicted by the show.
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>>4942496
>clopper
fuck off
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>>4942666
Not enough frames
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>>4942618
Are you going to ask this every thread faggot?
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>>4942699
Nobody ever even fucking tries to do Pinkie's hair right.
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>>4942706
The misuse of the macro? It has been like that since day 1, yeah.
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>>4942646
I posted it in the other thread, dammit. First of all, it's Ouash with an 'O'. And you can find my only two "official" fics on explicit.ponyfictionarchive.net

All my other stuff is anonymous greentext and mini-stories from around /mlp/
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When's the last time you played Happy Wheels?
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>>4942652
Why does that pic always get me right in the feels?
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>>4942705

>vv
>vvv
>vvv

lol
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I was thinking about pre-ordering X-Com until the last minute... then it was released and now the pre-order bonuses are gone. Guess i'll wait till it goes on sale.
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>>4942679

That's the problem with stories. The truth is usually not what you want.

>Caramel's hobbies are making candy and barfighting.
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nanaki ruins memes faster than facebook and reddit combined
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>>4942732
PewDiePie ruined that game for me.
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>>4942659
This guy knows what im talking about. So it goes away, or will I have that there forever? I keep feeling it when im trying to make happy fun time with myself, and it's grossing me out.
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>>4942743
I thought you were dead, nanaki stalker.
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The prince had been preparing for weeks and weeks his section of the entire palace had been completely redorated in hopes of a huge turn out, but sadly no one had came, unknowing to him all of his letters had been accidentally dropped in a sewer and lost forever, so he decided to fly to the little town of Ponyville hoping to find somepony to come to his magnificent party
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>>4942743
>>4942747

>peopleruinthingsformemind
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>>4942747

He almost ruined it for me

But it's fun as fuck
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>>4942712

Looking back over it, I think it's a One Piece reference.
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>>4942707

this
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DORKS
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>>4942754
I don't know, I think it feels kind of cool. It comes and goes over long periods of time, and only when erect.
As I said, I have no fucking idea what they are.
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>>4942699
Reminds me of my friend's fatass girlfriend.
ENJOY LIVING IN IOWA BITCH, HOPE YOU LIKE CORN!
"Its so nice out here, especially since I dont have a fucking job". - faggot
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Only furfags like crotchboobs
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>>4942730
Forgot to post with my name in case you were ctrl-f'ing, kindly anon.
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>>4942747

Who's PewDiePie ?
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>>4942789
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lets discuss are favorite tumblr ships
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>>4942726

yes, until someone clarify if it's canon or not
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>>4942742
>He started that rumor because the locals at the bar knew better than to start shit and the tourists were easy pickins.
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>>4942789
still funny
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>>4942707
Is it bad I give Faust canon more weight then the show some times because it makes more sense?
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>>4942790
Well thanks for the help Dr. MLPG. I was just getting ready to flip my shit too. I really did think it was cancer for a second, almost lost my boner.
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Time to hit the club, MLPG!
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>>4942816
epic win xd
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>>4942802
>not liking boobs

only homos don't like boobs
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>>4942812
I hope you die soon, fucker.
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>>4942817
>>4942742
>>4942679
s-stop ruining my fantasies...
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>>4942666

Hmm, I took a shot at it to.
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>>4942705

I hate how everybody in the comments just tries to make up a stupid "witty" answer instead of just naming a good, actual mythological creature.
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>>4942812
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>>4942824

I just want to rest inside of her smelly boots
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>>4942762
He looked all around the town, but it seemed every pone he had turned to was very busy, but this didn't dishearten him, no, he continued to search the town hoping at least a single pone would come to his party
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>>4942821
Well, if it comes and goes, it's not cancer.
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>>4942802
i like crotchboobs but not the bullshit that 99% of the brony fandom draws.

you dont just draw human boobs at the crotch goddamn
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One day you wake up to find pony in your room
Pony has no idea how they got there
Pony is stuck in your room and cannot leave
No one else can see or hear pony
Pony turns out to be intensely obnoxious
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>>4942836
that's pretty fast
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http://www.equestriadaily.com/2012/10/animation-wildfires-road-rage_8.html#more
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>>4942849
Meanwhile, at the sugar cube, Pinkie was bored. She had just finished 3 parties over 3 days, all for her pet crocodile Gummi. She wanted to hold an after after after birthday party but all of her friends said no.
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>>4942826
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>>4942828
>implying boobs = crotchboobs
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>>4942817

>"Heyyy little sissy! I got something here for ya! How 'bout you get down and say hell--"
>Caramel socks him out as he walks by, not even breaking his stride.
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lel

>>>/v/157885087
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>>4942835
Come on
Just because I want to fuck a submissive feminine Caramel doesn't mean I can't want to be friends with a rough wiry little fuck
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>>4942854

>SHUT UP I LIKE IT BETTER THIS WAY
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>>4942867
Pinkie walked to the window. "If I can't start a party, perhaps I can join somepony else's!" So she headed out, Gummi sitting in her hair, whilst she searched for the best party ever!
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>>4942877
what in hell is that?
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>>4942864
>No one else can see or hear pony
>Pony turns out to be intensely obnoxious

Well, that makes my reaction pretty damn obvious.
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>>4942844
What if she tucked you neatly inside her sock, then put her foot in, then stepped back inside her boot?
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>>4942873
Aren't you late for the gay bathhouse?
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>>4942864
Which Pony is it? I want to draw this.
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>>4942864
Snails, it is my bed, and I am sleeping in it.
You can sleep in it with me, if you want, otherwise take the couch.
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>>4942835
It is my job to take something you like.
No, something you love, something that is precious to you.
And crush it before you.
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>>4942888
The prince spotted an odd little place and decided he'd try it, he trotted up to the doorway and knocked, not exactly knowing what to think of it, "hello? Is anypony home?"
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>>4942867
Um, are you writing this story 1-2 sentences at a time? If so

pls
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i c u ridin round town w/ da girl ah wuv, an im liek, fug u... u, u, u! :DD
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>>4942879
No GAY CARAMEL HAS BECOME A PART OF ME YOU'RE KILLING ANON YOU'RE KILLING ME AAAAAAA
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>>4942730
>>4942803
Ouash, can you repost your old stuff please?
pretty please
btw, quash sounds cooler
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>>4942864
Find a way to return the pony back to her home?
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>>4942904
>MT sucking off GG.

I'm getting really sick of this.
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>>4942877

thread number 11
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>>4942904
Shark pony.
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>>4942904
obviously it is femsnails
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>>4942911
The prince spotted an odd little place and decided he'd try it, he trotted up to the doorway and knocked, not exactly knowing what to think of it, "hello? Is anypony home?"
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>>4942916

>Caramel throws a bottle of Scotch at his head
>"SHUT UP YOU FUCKIN' PANSY!"
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>>4942812
Fuck off
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>>4942893

Well that'd be fantastic, assuming I could find a nice spot between her toes.

Maybe under her arch.
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>>4942874
Can I still suck his dick or is he too manly for that?
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>>4942925
>>4942925
>>4942925
I want to see this.
Someone draw MT's OC sucking IcePack's.
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>>4942864
Should be small enough to sleep in the sock drawer.

I'd have to talk to it after my girlfriend went to sleep. I'd be a dick an leave its food and water in pie pans.

>implying femsnails could be obnoxious, I've never seen her act as such.
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>>4942913

lol u tk him 2 da bar|?
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>>4942864

Remember that episode of Billy and Mandy with the duck that kept making fart sounds? And only one person could see it?
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>>4942951

He has a girlfriend.
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>>4942888
>realises he fucked up.
Just as the prince finished his sentence, the door flung open, nearly smacking him in the face. He was about to yell in protest, before noticing who was responsible for the rude shock. A pink little mare bouncing out, wearing a party hat-no, a crocodile wearing a party hat on her head.
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>>4942933

For some reason I imagined a weird accent with that
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>>4942920
You mean my greentexts and mini-stories? I did a few of them but it was awhile ago and they're long gone now, I don't remember them.

If you want more rape, just stick around the generals or check up on me on ponyfictionarchive, I'll be writing some more stuff soon, hopefully.
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>>4942965
So do I have to let her watch or peg me or what?
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>season 3 confirmed for staring next month

fuck you guys, i need to find a new place for pony news besides mlpg. i wonder how long this has been out.
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>>4942925
>not already tired

Nigga, this got old four months ago.
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>>4942890
>Well, that makes my reaction pretty damn obvious.
sorry
pony is impervious to damage
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>>4942966
((Perfecto))
The prince eyed the pretty pink mare, he was at least double her size, and he immediately took a bit of a liking to the way she was so abrupt with doors, "oh, pardon me miss, I am Prince Molester, and I came here hoping to invite you to a little party of mine," he said looking the mare up and down then spied gummy on her head wearing a party hat, "it would seem you are already prepared for one, am I interupting something, miss?"
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>>4942991

We've known this for weeks

Where the FUCK have you been?
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>>4943003

What happens if I try to put dick in pony
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>>4942925
I need this, don't fuck it up for me.
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>>4942864
>"Anon why are you pelvic thrusting the air like that?"
>'Cardio, mom!'
>'And knock first.'
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>>4942938
You're gonna smell like DJ Acid's musky toes for quite a while.
Are you okay with that?
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>>4943004
"Not at all! I was actually looking for a party to go to! I'm Pinkie Pie!" Pinkie exclaims in her usual over-excited way. At the same time, she shakes hooves rather violently with Prince Molester, slightly startling him. "So tell me more about this party of yours? I assume someone like you would have a ton of guests already!"
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>>4942984

Meaning he's straight and he's taken. Meaning she's the only one coming near his dick.
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>>4942991
Does season 3 really start next month?
>last time I was here coke pone was a thing
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>>4942981
I read those already, but I want MOAR
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>>4943003
Uh..

actually

>>4943013
...yeah...
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>>4943019
((Careful with the control of other's characters))
"Its wonderful to meet you miss Pinkie! And, well uh no, actually I was looking for somepony to come to a big party I was to throw, but sadly nopony came, and it seems nopony wants to at all," he sighed slightly and then perked up realizing she had pretty much said ok to coming to his party, "You, would like to come?"
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>>4943018

More than okay.

A LOT more than okay.
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>>4942991
We discuss this to dead the second it was mention about the announcement.

>>4943003
Oh you.
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>>4943024
Will he at least hook me up with his cousin?
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MT, you should draw a pangolin.
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>>4943032
((Sorry, perhaps it's better to leave these things implied))

"Well of course silly," Pinkie giggled. But truthfully she was both excited and sorry for the prince. She would have to do something about that. "I have lots of friends, perhaps I could invite some for you! Cool huh?" Pinkie says as she nudges Prince Molester
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>>4943013
She orgasms the moment your dick touches her vulva and she starts crying and howling.
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Would you ride the scoota-board?
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It's always been a dream of mine to have something I write turned into a comic or have a scene from it drawn out. Maybe one day... that is a hint pls somebody I will write you a short fic in return
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>>4942971
>>4942933
>>4942742
>>4942679

>Everyone thinks Caramel is gay or a pedophile
>He's actually the Wolverine of the Pony world.
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>>4942971
>And then Caramel was a deer.
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>>4943054
He looked the mare over once more then smiled, "No no, I think, you'd do, you're quite the pretty little mare, and I'm certain you're the life of the party even if its only a party for two~"
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>>4943058
did someone actually spend money on that?
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>>4943059
oh jeez
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>>4943045

>"What am I, your dating service? Talk to him yourself."
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>>4943060
So he's gay AND a pedophile?
I'm kidding. He'll fuck anything that gives him adequate openings, though his preferred targets are red-heads.
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>>4943067
Pinkie felt unusual. She had never experienced a party for two, especially as she always invited everyone. She looked at the prince with one eyebrow raised, and said "Party for two..." before realising he had noticed her talent for being the life of the party, then finally she said "Okie dokie loki! This should be fun!"

((I think the way my character is going, it may need some magical influence to get her to go for it...))
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>>4943055
I'LL HAVE SOME OF THAT, PLEASE.
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>>4943058
i would ride futaloo's scootacock until i'm filled to the brim her virile filly-colt semen

also yeah, probably
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>>4943080
((Hmm, its not rape ic if you want it ooc ;D ))
He nearly squeed, finally finding someone to come to his party, even if it may have been a different kind of party, which actually made him Even happier, he quickly wrapped his hooves around her and enveloped them in magic, teleporting them to the palace ball room which was completely empty, save for the party decorations which seemed to litter the room
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>>4943079
>He really enjoys targeting deer because of this.
>Also because they last more than two seconds.
>>
This RP shit needs to stop. I come back after the summer hiatus in preparation for the new season... and this is what I find. This is not getting my hyped for pone, MLPG. I'm unhyped.
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>>4943036
Such a good boy.
Would you kiss and suckle those toes?
What if you came just from worshiping her feet?
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>>4943027
>>4943013
sorry
pony is magically protected from rape
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>>4943068
People bought soda (or was it beer, I forgot) with a pony label on it for more money then its worth. I am sure some one bought that as well.
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>>4943093
Pinkie had been caught off guard by that teleport. She now knew what twilight feels when she teleports. After shaking of the dizzy spell of that teleportation, she takes in the sight of the ball room, full of decorations, which appeared to be put up in a rush. "Nice place!" she said, still feeling somewhat dizzy from the teleportation. "So where shall we start?" Pinkie was trying hard to ignore the second-rate quality of the decorations, before remembering about Gummi. Gummi was not on her head! ((Hold on... Still going))
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>>4943093
Alright, both of you stop. This is blatant and unrepentant RPing. Take it to the old thread.
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>>4943086
>i would ride futaloo's scootacock until i'm filled to the brim her virile filly-colt semen

why did this make me laugh so hard
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>>4943059
write futa rarity forcing caramel to crossdress in public and i will draw the comic
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>>4943104
oooookay.

Then I'll just fondle her butt while I masturbate.
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>>4943076

>Caramel actually has no problem with homosexuality.
>He has several friends who are, and he was even a "groomstallion" at a few of their weddings.
>He just hates it when people assume HE'S gay.
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>>4943061
Hey


...wait a second
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>>4943104
pony cant leave your room

can you take pony outside as long as its with you?
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>>4943113

>both of you

this is the one guy pasting his chat log or whatever, i stopped paying attention
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>>4943104
Will she consent to sex? Is it possible to romance her?
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>>4943104
Well, then what CAN be done with the pony?
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>>4943086
Would you her big sweaty futa filly mare ballsack of masculine feminine womanly slutty colt girl guypussy genderqueer ladydude reverse trap femock?
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>>4943104
guess I'll just play the new XCOM game with her then
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>>4943126
Don't you see the forcefield? He can't even grab that ass.
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>>4943127
This has gotten really stupid.

Let's go back to the "he's easy to rape" thing and start over.
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>>4943112
Gummi was pleased with himself. He had managed to escape from Pinkie Pie by hiding under a nearby streamer when Prince Molester had teleported them. As long as he stayed there, and Prince Molester kept her distracted, Gummi could have all the party snacks he wanted. Of course, being a baby crocodile, he didn't realise the fatal flaw in that plan, which involved getting to the snacks. ((K ur turn))
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>>4943016
i laughed audibly.
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>>4943102

How big are her feet ?
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>>4943061
>that pic

I love it
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>>4943099

>a bar in Glasdoe is completely destroyed
>in the middle of the crater are a brown pony and a young buck, bloody, bruised, and laughing their asses off because they've never had such a good time before
>they go to the next bar down and buy each other drinks
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>>4943144
sure why not
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>>4943144
Yes no.
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>>4943127
>He doesn't get that being a 'groomstallion' sends up a massive red flag.
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>>4943133
you lose this round GG. yours is shit compared.
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>>4943151
"I think gummy may have escaped your head and stayed behind miss Pinkie, don't worry, he'll be fine," he smiled reassuringly then hugged her a little tighter before letting her go, "Well, I have games and food, and all kinds of things to do, and even a super special game we could play if you wanted to~"
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>>4943145
Pony shouldn't pony all over the carpet
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>>4943150

How about no?
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http://andypriceart.deviantart.com/#/d5h2sjl

From the comments:
>The first story arc is a 4 issue run. The comic itself is not limited to 4 issues.

So for how long do you think that Hasbro is going be doing this?
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>>4943102
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>>4943150
I like the way you think, anonymous.
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>>4943145
oh god why is it so fast
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>>4943182
>you lose this round GG. yours is shit compared.
His is better, but mine was the original
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>>4943193
Until the money runs out
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>>4943185
Pinkie looked into Molestia's eyes, and thought about this special game. "Special game?" she asked... whilst grabbing a glass of ((Imma presume I'm right here)) punch. She knocked a chip or two onto the floor, which Gummi proceeded to snap up.
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>>4943178

>"It's a position of honor, and dammit, it'd be rude if I didn't accept!"
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>>4943166
Would be a lot more enjoyable if they were both looking at the book.

reminds me of the bullshit "hur girls just have to spread there leg and sex happens" neck bear whiny beta shit.
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>>4943102

I'd kiss and suckle as much as my size would allow, but it would still be a whole lot. I don't think there'd be a moment of pause if I were sandwiched between her toes and her boots.
If I did cum just from her wonderful feet, I guarantee I'd be ready to go again soon. And again. And again. I don't think her socks would be damp from just sweat.
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>>4943214
But everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked.
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>>4943104
Poor femsnails.

Doomed to forever be a virgin.
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>>4943156
Colossal.
With her being 75 feet tall I'd say about the length of an American football stadium.
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>>4943227

oh goddammit
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>>4943214
((Time to speed it up a little))
"Mmhm, a very special game miss pinkie~ it requires us to be, in a more comfortable area though" he said and winked at her
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>>4943205
>Had to copy GG
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>>4943234

That's just ridiculous

You know a football field is 300 feet, right?
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>>4943238
Pinkie remembered this line. Cherilee had told her about how Big Mac used the same line on her. Oddly enough, Pinkie felt this was a perfect opportunity to learn a new lesson in friendship, and perhaps she could get spike to send a letter about it to the princess. "I see where your going with this." she said. After a short pause, Pinkie immediately said "Let's do it."
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Someone have that filly marker pony picture that goes people use for >stram
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>>4943182
see
>>4943222

Though I'm pretty sure GG holds this view anyways
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>>4943227
The goddamn Fire nation always up in your shit.
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>>4943271
No don't post it I might stream
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>>4943266
Her reaction actually caused him to blush a little, as he had thought there would've been more of a chase, but he certainly liked her abruptness and he smiled, "certainly, where is good for you? My bed is the biggest in all Equestria, but right here is good for me too, actually~"
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>>4943280
But I really need it
It's important
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>>4943262
Bitch has Peggy Hill feet.
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>>4943202
better?
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>>4943253
that idea is way too common i doubt he even saw GG's pic
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>>4943281
Before he could continue, Pinkie had already leapt towards him. "Let's just do it now!"

He pulled the mare into a hug and fell on to his back, the mare was on his stomach and he pushed his hips up, poking his member at her marehood, "Right now?~" he smiled

Pinkie went straight for it, like a cat after catnip, only less violently. She let his horsecock go straight into her, before she realised how big it was. She was so surprised and aroused by its size, that the only sound she could make to respond to the prince was a soft moan, but that was all that was needed.
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>>4943262
Is it?
Well then I am wrong.
Though now I'm curious on what size they'd have to be to support her, based on her height, cup size and penis size.
Anyone here good at math?
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>>4943309
Yeah, it's probably fanfiction for on a cross and arrow
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>>4943321
((Normally I only poke at first, so lets say you somewhat sat down))
The prince was getting used to her abruptness and began to slowly pump into the mare, his dick being quite snug in the little mare made it a bit hard to pump
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>>4943309
>eggheads guide book

yeah im sure he made that all up and just happened to pair it with that scene
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>>4943333
Just then, Princess Cadence walked into the room. She didn't notice the two ponies doing it on the floor, as she was concerned about the time, ensuring that her distant cousin Prince Molester was done with his booking, then onto the little crocodile munching away at the tons of snacks left over. Suddenly, she notices Pinkie and Molester doing it in the middle of the room. She is so disgusted she nearly faints.
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>>4943309
I'd believe that except it's so damn specific.
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>>4943332
Which he also copied from GG' fanfiction.
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>>4943304
Yes, perfect, now I can see all the subtle articulations of her nubile filly body...

I mean, uh, yeah. Thanks.
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>>4943326

Well, according to the scale picture of her, it looks like her feet would be around 6 feet long if she were 70 feet tall.

But that's too small. You can't be sandwiched under 6-feet feet
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>>4943340
thats the joke from the show you idiot
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>>4943341
>her distant cousin Prince Molester

hahahahahaha oh fuck
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>>4943344
riiiight
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>>4943341
Pinkie hadn't noticed the princess. In all truthfulness, all she could notice was the giant semi-flaccid dick of Prince Molestia. She could feel her whole body shuddering as the huge log inside her grew longer, harder, and started to move.
>sorry guys, that's it for now. My RP buddy is asleep
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>>4943309
Dude, it is so blatant.
Also it's a brony artist, the one thing they love more than copying shit is stealing ideas by literally looking at someone elses drawing and doing the exact one in their style, stamping it as their own and wallowing in the fan praise.
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ok so wat is mlpg.....I've been on this board
for a while and i never went into on of these.
inb4 newfag
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>>4943357
The joke is she's reading an egghead's guide about sex while fucking herself?
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http://www.equestriadaily.com/2012/10/what-mystical-creatures-do-you-want-in.html#idc-cover

>the comments

I think i'm a masoquist, it's always the same shit with EqD comments but i always go to torture myself with them.
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>>4943383
>masoquist
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>>4943374
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>>4943376
It's a continuation of the /co/ threads.
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>>4943357
yeah, egghead is a joke from the show.

I'm aware.

but the eggheads guide book thing just seems too specific to be a coincidence.
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>>4943372
Thanks for the spam, bro
Now cap it or pastebin it so I can actually read it
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>>4943394
I mean, I dunno about that guy, but I am a little bit
I'm willing to concede it could be a coincidence but it seems like a pretty big one
It does however happen to be a request so maybe someone just wanted to see that idea drawn you know, decently
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>>4943383
>>In all honesty, Necromorphs.

Didn't even have to fucking scroll to see stupidity.
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>>4943418
Does it even matter?
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>>4943354
In that case, her foot would probably be about the length of your body.
But the butt club and cum pool pictures both depict her FAR bigger than that, maybe around 100 feet tall or so, if the foot-height ratio estimation is correct.
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>>4943403
Your welcome faggot
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>>4943353
Did you just trick me in to making filly porn for you?
That's fucked up
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>>4942705
>>4943383
So how the DerpyHooves News in comparison to EQD lately?
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>>4943429
I believe it does
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>>4943422
>Necromorphs
>Mystical
I no what can't stupid process.
Fuck.
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>>4943438
I don't think I tricked you, but, yeah...
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Today I learned there is a fetish for the specific pain you get from muscle soreness

what the hell
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What the fuck there was just a series of extremely loud screeches coming from outside. They came from all sides of the house and varied in distance of what sounded like 100-500 feet. It sounded like a monkey being tortured. What the fuck my spine is twitching.
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>>4943447
Why?
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>>4943459
Do you own a gun?
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>>4943432

Well, I'd definitely prefer her far bigger than that.

She's the whole reason I've got a Macro/micro fetish
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>>4943459
Where do you live, anon? I'll be there as fast as I can.
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>>4943459
That is genuinely terrifying.
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>>4943383
im seriously considering doing a thing where i read the "best" of eqd comments.
something like Lou Reads, but much much worse.
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>>4943418
aha wow you're actually upset. ever see a picture request get filled by two different people and the result look pretty much the same? im pretty sure R63 selfcest kind of gets along similar too.
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>>4943459
just a species of frog, dude

relax
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>>4943459
You should take take a break from /del/ving, anon.
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>>4943459
barricade all doors and windows
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>>4943447
>This is the maddest GG has ever gotten.
That was a joke, by the way, he isn't upset at all, the cool little cucumber.
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>>4943401
you probably just forgot but in the show they said twilight read eggheads guide to running.

its not that far of a stretch to make the eggheads guide to sex joke.
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shit Ouash you wrote that DashxHuman fic too?

How are you so good at writing noncon? any plans on what you're doing next?
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>>4943466
>why does plagiarism matter

yeah, why would anybody care if someone steps all over them and takes their ideas?

who cares, man.
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>>4943447
oh jesus christ.

One is porn, the other is funny and cute.

One is pandering and one has thought behind it.

Take it in stride.
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>>4943459

It's Bagul, broham.

I suggest pure iron bullets.
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>>4943476
How much bigger?
200 feet?
400 feet?
800 feet?
A mile?
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>>4943499

They posted a few of their ideas in the last thread.
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>>4943500
THIS

now shut up you cretins
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>>4943508
>One is porn, the other is funny and cute.
>One is pandering and one has thought behind it.

They're both shit.
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>>4943459
Time to die.
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>>4943500
>GG has exclusive right to Twilight r63

hahahahhahahahha

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA


AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
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>>4943500
>GG made a 30 second doodle of an idea that was based on a brony fanfiction
>he owns that idea forever
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>>4943519

Mmm, 400 feet should just about do it.
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>>4943500

It may be plagiarism, but it's harmless if the artist isn't getting anything out of it.
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>>4943508
If there's one thing in this fandom I can't stand, it's porn
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>>4943474
Nope.

>>4943479
East coast of Massachusetts

>>4943485
I went outside to hear better and ended up running back in less than a minute later.

>>4943491
>>4943492
>>4943510
What.

>>4943494
It's too late and I'm not that paranoid for my safety, but it was genuinely terrifying. Doesn't help that one of my lights just went out.

>>4943534
Not before I wipe my hard drive.
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>>4943552
>rule 63 selfcest is plagiarism

nigga, please
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>>4943534
>Mandrakes
I'm pretty sure the flashlights would have worked on those faggots.
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>>4943552
It's not even the same fucking pose. It's a different one.
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>>4943442

http://derpy.me/gSlPc

Far, far better, oh yes....
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>>4943499
It helps that it's my biggest fetish, but I don't like "legitimate" rape so I try to make it rapey but without the blood and tears and bruises and other depressing stuff. I mean, it's never going to be happy rape, but at least it can be more enjoyable to read (in my opinion).

I have a bunch of ideas for more >rape, not sure which one I'll do next.
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>>4943570

MAY
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>>4943490
I think it matters, I didn't say I think it was malicious or anything

But you're echoing my point: it seems like it was based on the exact same request
the details are pretty specific

I figure I'll just ask the guy, because I still think it could just be a coincidence, or the requester (because it was a request bear in mind) wanted something like my image but drawn well
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>>4943590
But it's not
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>>4943575
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Applebutt is best butt
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>>4943585
>"legitimate" rape

Hahahahah.
Topical! I like it.
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>>4943551
What would you do with your 400 foot tall lover?
Would you worship her giant, beautiful, musky, perfect feet?
Would you sleep between her pair of massive, round, jiggling tits?
Would you lay on top of and lick the head of her massive, throbbing dickgirl cock?
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>>4943585

I'm the same way
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>>4943604
that is indeed a fine butt
a fine butt for anal sex
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>>4943548
I am an internet lawyer and I can confirm this for fact.
Glitter Glue can sue that artist for all of his internet dollars.
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>>4943604

Pretty face
Pretty butt
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>>4943614
Alright, and finally Fluttershy plate-spinning.
That's all the requests for tonight.
This drawing looks really anthro to me.
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>>4943585
Do Anon x Marker for ultimate street cred
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>>4943614
A dick at 400 feet is pointless
when you can climb into her sopping wet pussy
Hell at that size, her clitoris would be as big as you
ride that thing like a horse as she creams in ecstasy
Gosh, just imagining all that giantess-spunk washing over me is making me lose my mind
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Congratulations! You have your very own catbird!

What will you do with it?
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>>4943620
pretty voice
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>>4943603
Derpy, stop stealing the nice guardsman's armor.
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For your sake, I hope Heaven and Hell are really there

But I wouldn't hold my breath

You wasted life, why wouldn't you waste death?
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This is coming kinda slow...
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>>4943637
have it house-trained
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>>4943622
I think its the way the head connects to the body
She has a people neck, not a pony neck.
Of course, I don't know anything about art.
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>>4943614
Wait, is a dickgirl cock the same as a cis male human cock?
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>>4943637
I will raise it and love it and train it and fly it when it gets big enough.
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>>4943614
I SAW ACID AND ENTERED IMMEDIATELY
WHAT'S THE STORY SO FAR
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>>4943637

Pet it and love it and cuddle it and feed it and love it and cuddle it and pet it and practice Falconry with it
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>>4943637
fuck it
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>>4943631
>pussy
Um.
Bad news, dude.
Acid doesn't have one.
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>>4943650
Anon pls keep going
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>>4943646
Modest mouse pls stop talking about death
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>>4943614

Mm, sign me up for some of her beautiful feet.

I don't think I'd ever stop hugging her toes.
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>>4943622
Why was this a response to a picture of DJ Acid?
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>>4943631
Why would her dick be useless?
Sure you can't wrap your arms around it
but her urethra would bo so sensitive
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>>4943663

what would you hunt with it?
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>>4943655
Neither do I.
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>>4943637
Buy one of those bird leashes and go for walks
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>>4943680

Rabbits, deer, possum, worst pony

Y'know, the regular stuff.
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>>4943643
>Implying she steals it.
He likes taking pictures of her in it, it's cute.
Now, the traitor guardsmen?
They are just terrified of the ponies.
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>>4943637
Clean it. I don't want to put my mouth on something I don't know where it's been.
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>>4943676
Because obviously Corwin playing along with the acid fetish roleplay that's brewing
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>>4943676
Ha, that was an accident.
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>>4943660
We were figuring out the size of her feet based on her height, and then how tall she'd have to be to have proper giantess feet.
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>>4943643
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>>4943680
Same thing birds and cats hunt, I guess.
Rodents and large bugs.
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>>4943637
Make her help with the rent.
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>>4943705
Eh, that's a tad too silly for me.

Carry on, anonymi.
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>>4943708
That is fucking adorable.
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thumbs up if you came here from mlpg
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>>4943701
What do you mean, putting your mouth on your catbird?
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>>4943729

Well some dudes are also brewing up cock worship
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>>4942344
Aha.

God I hate bronies.
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why are the pubes in japanese 3dpd porn always so horrifying. do they really like that over there?
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>>4943731
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>>4943744

>no fun allowed
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>>4943734
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>>4943747
Its 3dpd
Everything is horrifying
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>>4943748
Where are these coming from.

And where can I get more.
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>>4943747
There a less advanced culture.
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>>4943708
>Ten seconds later.
>"I'M THE NEW COMMISSAR!"
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Haha oh man I just found some guy "riffing" on my Ambasasdors fic. It's got some decent parts but there's long stretches where he doesn't even have jokes, though...

http://www.projectafterforums.com/index.php?showtopic=3208
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CAN WE GET MUCH HIGHER?

SO HIIIiiiiiIIIIiiiiiGH

OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH
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>>4943740
Acid does have a very lovely cock.
How many of you guys would worship it?
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>>4943754
Fuck you.
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>>4943774
Are you going to write humanxpony?
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>>4943769
Xenophobia is a wonderful thing that makes Japan strong!
GO HOME AMERICAN PIGGU!
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Would you share ice cream with Silver Spoon?
Would you feed it to her spoonful by spoonful, or use a bowl?
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>>4943766

Derpibooru
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>>4943796
Why is she using Arthur as a pillow?
>>
Think of a female cast member/VA
Got it?
She's now in your home naked with a penis
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>>4943774
That's pretty amusing. They did the same thing to one of my Braeburn fics once.

I find it weird that there's established communities dedicated to making fun of fanfiction. Like it's an art form or something.
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I keep telling people I already have... That's what the "Dash of Rainbow" fic is.
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>>4943799
>huging
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>>4943774
Oh fuck...
You are the asshole who wrote that.
Fuck you, buddy.
Most shameful faps ever.
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Will you be fighting in World War 3?

Don't let me down, anon. I don't want to be the only one throwing up best pony on every surface I can sneak to in a foreign country.
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>>4943784
no.

I want straight sweet femdom.
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THE CHANCES OF ANYTHING COMING FROM MARS ARE A MILLION TO ONE

BUT STILL THEY COME
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>>4943821
Its harder to kill you when you're huge
Why wouldnt it work better?
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>>4943796
Only a spoonful. That shit is messy and icecream is hard on the cotton.
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>>4943813
>with a penis
ew
Boys -- great
Girls -- great
Boys-acting-like-girls -- great
Shemales/futa -- gross
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>>4943818
Rape/mindbreak?
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>>4943796

Give her a spoonful at a time, like a well-mannered filly.
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>>4943769
>There

Nice job making you'reself look like an idiot.
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>>4943784

I'd probably worship it a little bit

I'd swim in a pool of her cum, too
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>>4943796
If she asks if I picked out all the nuts I am leaving.
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>>4943843

What about girls acting like boys?
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>>4943796
Why's she eating ice cream?
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>>4943784
well, i don't know about worship, but I've always liked the idea of her spending hours at a show with you kneeling under her table
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>>4943853
Or you could give her a taste of your nuts.
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>>4943796

Yes, spoonful
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>>4943858
Sexy
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>>4943845
It's 2nd person humanxpony rape
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>>4943836
COME ON THUNDERCHIIIIIIIIIIIILD
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>>4943848
>you'reself
I think you're a little to tired for this, anon.
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>>4943859
Who the fuck wouldn't eat ice cream? Also, why wasn't it shown more often in the show?
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>>4943774
Didn't Tozac's fic get a giant commentary as well? Why do bronies do this shit.
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>>4943880
Idiot.
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ASK A GUY WHO JUST CAME HANDS-FREE WITH A PONE DILDO IN HIS ASS FOR THE FIRST TIME ANYTHING
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>>4943830
I have a feeling a lot of people have had guilty faps to that. I have about 40,000 views combined between ponyfictionarchive and google docs
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>>4943887

I barely even like Trixie in the show

but my god if she isn't sexy
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meow
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>>4943858
Do you have such things?

May I seem them?
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>>4943887

Yes, it's on Fimfiction
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>>4943796
>>4943859
>>4943884
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>>4943896
>missing the joke
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>>4943909
i don't see it
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>>4943869
>>4943912

I have none unless you count maybe some flat-chested/tomboyish human RD.
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>>4943907
Sometimes I honestly forget people actually feel guilty about fapping to things
I will never understand
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>>4943909
Trixie is about as sexy as a septic infection.
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>>4943929
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>>4943942

Maybe it's not so much guilt as it is inner conflict.
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>>4943861
Here, have some greentext.
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>>4943887
>Trixie doesn't know about my regiment.
>Nearly drown her in thick ropes of pearly white spunk.
>She thinks she made me unload that much.
>Wants more, in her.
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>>4943799
>hugging
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>>4943918
I realized that after I posted.
My bad.
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>>4943950

I love the look she has on her face
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Would you still a pony if they made their belly transparent so you could watch your dick sliding in and out of them?
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>>4943974
Same, that's pretty much what I use that picture for when I fap
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>>4943978

You mean like coke pone?
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>>4943978
I guess, but I wouldn't look at that part.
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>>4943942
I don't like to say this often, but its probably only getting such a reaction because they're newfags who have never experienced anything like that before. MLP is babby's first cartoon fandom.
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>>4943964
>somebody actually wrote this

I'm almost physically disgusted.
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>>4943978
Yes
That is my actual fetish
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>>4943972
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>>4943887
girls aren't supposed to talk down on me when they have my semen on their face

no that's not how it works
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>>4943978
Probably.
Those sorts of things might be a subset of my Large insertion/seeing bulges fetish.
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>>4943991
Truth.
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>>4943988
we dont speak that name around here anymore
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>>4943972
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>>4943964
Already had it
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Pudgie Pie is best pony
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>>4944001
wat
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>>4943903

I don't believe you

I've been on the very precipice of orgasm, in which pulling my hands away from my cock was such an immense feat of concentration and will that the titan Atlas, who carries the very weight of the world on his back, could not achieve such a feat.

I was looking at pornography that outshined such petty boundaries so much that it pains me to call it pornography, as I began to enter a semi-dream state, and it was real. I was there. It was all of my fetishes in tune with my life cycle, and I knew pure pleasure.

But yet, as all of these things came together, I could not cum once I had removed my hand. The illusion broke around me, and I could not masturbate again for some time, the feeling of defeat was so massive.
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Is the "e" in pone silent?
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>>4944002
muh nugga
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>>4944021

COMMANDER BOREALE, ENEMIES IN OUR PERIMETER
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>>4943988
>Anon tries this.
>His dick turns to coke as soon as it enters.
>No reaction from Coke Pony.
>The stump still bleeds like fuck.
>Tries to keep it in after spurting blood all over in a panic.
>Coke pumps into her body as Anon slowly looses consciousness.
>She walks away, full and happy.
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>>4943991
I have a feeling you're right on the money here. Most of us have been on the internet and in fandoms for around a decade or more by this point. I was kind of shocked the first time I saw goku giving it to vegeta up the ass many years ago or read about Samus getting raped by space pirates. Of course now it's all routine.
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>>4943988
I mean like a live version of those x-ray cutaways.
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>>4944001
I'm not sure which I hate more.

Probably Ultramarines. I've hated them longer.
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>>4944015
What the fuck...
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>>4944021
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>>4944025

Yes you fucking sperg. It's like saying phone.
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>>4944002
That kind of attitude is exactly why she never hesitated to talk smack on you.
It's like when you threw your most powerful punch and you barely even grazed.
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>>4944022
nigga u high as shit
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>>4944022
I've managed to cum before hands free by using my own boner muscle to push and rub against the inside of my boxer shorts.
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>>4944036
>not having your stupid fandom virginity taken by Redwall furries at the age of 9.

Thank you based geocities.
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>>4944055

Neat.
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>>4944045

Doesn't everyone hate the ultramarysues?
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>>4944019
>take a normal pony head
>making it smaller
>put it on a human body

this is an example of bad anthro
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>>4944028
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPvFzR6pO7A
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>>4944015
Oh we vore now?

Does this get your pee pee hard?
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>>4943999
>>4944006
What if she grew your cock as you thrust into her so you could watch it swell and lengthen until it was bumping up against her cervix?
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>>4944045
By "terrible things" I meant 40k in general and fluffy pony.
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>>4944025
Yes, and it makes the "o" long, like in 'bone'.
I'm hooked on phonics.
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>>4944056
Goddamn magic OP shield.
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>>4944045

>Not having Roboute Guilliman as your spiritual liege
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>>4944074
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>>4944059

Naw, I'm just really into masturbation.

It's an art form, and I have perfected it.

I am the gold standard from with all masturbation should be judged.
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>>4944069

No
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>>4944074
No, but it makes me hungry a little.
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>>4943978
>Drugging Pipsqueak to make his junk bigger
>Letting him draw a marker on you to mark how big he's getting
>Giving him icecream whenever he hits a milestone
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>>4944079
unf
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>>4944063
>love redwall books
>don't go on the internet
>outgrow redwall books
>start going on the internet
>learn about furries
>somehow still don't make the connection until I was like 20
What the fuck, how oblivious was I?
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test
posting on my phone with image attached
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>>4944079
Those are fetish buttons of mine, but unfortunately anything pone-related just fails to set me off. I don't know why, and it's been like that for the last two years, almost.
While I could pursue the line of thought, it would be rude to start dropping blocks of spoilertext in the middle of an active General.
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>>4944114
Wait what there are people who like Redwall for the furry
What the fuck
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>>4944105
>icecream
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>>4943903
How long did it take you to get to that point?
How many toys have you gone through already?
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>>4944115
Test failed.
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>>4944114
Anon...I don't know how to say this.
But you may be a little slow.
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>>4944114

Same thing, pretty much.

Except I became a furfag.

I still can't fap to Redwall shit, it's too precious.
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GO TO BED
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>>4944124
D-DOUSHIO
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>>4944146

No.
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>>4944135
>too precious
>a far-too-big pantheon of books with a bunch of shitty christian moralizing
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>>4944150
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>>4944124
Well yeah
I'm just not sure if Pip would eat it if I told him it was his own flavor
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>>4944150
I never even noticed how Scoot's hair is forward and rumble's is backward.
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>>4944128
Darn, I was really rooting for anon to pass.
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>>4944097
oh wow, that fucking funny.
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>>4944170
It's like they're made for each other
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>>4944097
THIS ARTIST COPPIED THE IDEA.

ALERT THE ART POLICE IMMEDIATELY
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>>4943950
still not seeing it anon
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>>4944163
every time
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>>4944174
bretty good :DDDDD
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>>4944178
come now anon
I never called for any kind of action or protested it
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>>4944178
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>>4944115
>that low tier shit photoshop job

we would you even save that picture?
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>>4944178
No, that was a reference and acknowledged homage. The fact that it's based on an original is the entire point, that's where the humor comes from. It's not like the guy who made it went "Hey, look at this original thing that I came up with and made myself".
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>>4944203
What is even going on?
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>>4944186
If you don't see it, you don't see it and there's nothing I can do to change that
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>>4944168
>after he's downed his fifth bowl you ask him how he likes his treats
>he tells you it's his favorite flavor
>you ask him if he knows where you get it
>he guesses at the store, sounding a little confused
>when you cup his balls and tell him he goes beet red
>you lean close and ask him if he'd like another bowl
>after a minute of thinking he gives you a tiny nod
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>>4944223
well that's just fine
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>impersonating GG

I'm disgusted.
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>>4944146

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kV2vfWUFtJ8&t=0m29s
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>>4944201

ikr? thx brah lololo xDD
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>>4944243
Yeah me too
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>>4944170
And they have the same eyes~
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>>4944243
You really, really need to lurk more. People been doing that since day one.
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gorw up, guys
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>>4944223
>all that flashy trash
It's like she's begging for a put-down.
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>>4944269
Oh MT.
Never change.
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>>4944221
>>4944203
>>4944178

Can we please not do this and be productive instead.

GG stop feeding them and do a productive thing. More Box Dog maybe.
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>>4944269
hehe, it's funny because you made a typo~
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I really enjoyed last night, Anon~
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>>4944261
>Scootaloo and Rumble are the same pony.
Rumble likes to be the little filly sometimes.
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>>4944261
I have no rumblescoot pics, I need rumblescoot pics
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>>4944273
I miss Hops
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>>4944110
Would you like it if she grew you past her cervix just as you came so you could watch her womb swell with your cum? What if she made your cock half transparent so you could see your urethra bulge and spurt?
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>>4944295
>doing it wrong
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What is this doing in my Twilight folder?
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>>4944220
>giving a serious reply to the most obvious of trolls
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>>4944235
>You still encourage him to pursue his hobbies
>For his birthday you buy him a cookbook
>Natural Harvest
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>>4944266
>Impersonating Anonymous.
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>>4944328
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>>4944302
Here's one of my favorites
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>>4944302
best rumblescoot here
>>4941005
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>anon's posting goes in the shitter once again

Christ, take up a trip already so they can't do this.
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>>4944343
>Attacking the Dark Knight.
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which pony would have the cutest blush?
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>>4944377

i get it cuz hes black! lel :DDD
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>>4944373
hnnnnnng
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>>4944376
>responding indirectly
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>>4944352
I think I've acquired a new favorite ship
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>>4944382
That one
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>>4944382

I think we all already know the answer to that...
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>>4944396
you have my respect
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>>4944396
:3
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>>4944396
It is a good little cute ship.
We need to do more cute shit about it.
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>>4944401
pleb
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>>4944401
>implying

>tfw duplicate image error
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>>4944352
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>>4944437
I ship Sweetie Belle with Featherweight.

FeatherBelle
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>>4944435
>>4944434
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>>4944434
>>4944435
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>>4944435
that style of blush looks pretty stupid for FiM
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Why do we always have to be rumblescoot when I go to bed.
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>>4944434
>>4944435
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How was your Thanksgiving?
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>>4944437
Don't worry Sweetie, we got this.
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>>4944467

oh dshit i mised it
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>>4944467
I- eh
what
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>>4944433
>scootaloo thinks no one will like her because she can't fly
>rumble still thinks shes cute
>he'll fly her to the sunset on hearts and hooves day and to be her girlfriend
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>>4944467
What?
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>>4944475

Purple Tinker?
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>>4944467
>Canadian thanksgiving
They didnt even have dinner with the Indians
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>>4944454
You're a terrible person
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>>4944467
I ate a plate of spaghetti and sat on MLPG.

I miss living with people who would cook turkey
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>>4944491
I think it's that crazy discord pony
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>>4944485
No no no.

Doin it wrong.
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>>4944493
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>>4944491
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>>4944497
>You're
It's your're
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>>4944500

Just buy a pre-cooked one and heat it up.
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>>4944475
>blush flies off her face into the air
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>>4944497
I'm going to start forcing it too
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>>4944485
>That last line was said by Cloud Chaser in a dreamy voice as Rumble tries to bury his entire body into the pillow.
>Flitter is too busy trying to breathe in her fit of giggles.
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>>4944526
I didn't even notice that
I love ghost
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>>4944509
>you're

dude it's you're
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>>4944467
It was delicious, Giant fucking stuffed chicken, Mashed Potatoes, Roasted Potatoes, gravy, Brussle Sprouts with cheese sauce, cranberry sauce, two fucking 3lb yams, and some goddamn roasted carrots.

All made fresh (non of that shitty pre-made gravy or cranberry sauce)

Fuck I love my mom.
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>>4944501
Diamond Tiaras mom?
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Goodnight.
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twidash is the best ship
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>>4944535
aww yiss

I love it when those two get worked into the story.
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>>4944228

>she will never make your night last forever
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>>4944540
>mfw my Thanksgiving had the exact menu
DAMNIT LIL BRO IT'S ALREADY 2 AM GO TO BED ALREADY
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>>4944568
Just thinking of you, Anon.~
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>>4944540

I've got two fucking 3lb yams in my ears goddamn...
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Would you a stallion with two bulging, musky nutsacks?
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>>4944575
>not making her night last forever
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Does anyone else enjoy brushing/flossing until their gums bleed?

Some nights I'll just sit there and tear at my gums with the toothbrush until I spit out as much blood as there is toothpaste
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>>4944595
>two nutsacks

I dont know anon thats pretty ballsy.
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>>4944550
Maybe?
Is there anything with her and Mr. Filthy before she lost it?
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>>4944600

>Not making eachother eachother's souljars
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>>4944583
jokes on you it's 11pm faget

even though I know my older brother is a ponyfag, but I I would never dare speak to him about it
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>>4944594
That is...fantastic.
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>>4944610
I don't make my gums bleed on purpose, it's just a normal part of the process
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>finally get around to playing Metro 2033
>that soundtrack
How did they make metal so >feely?
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>>4944610

I really do.

Sometimes I'll pick at my gums with a toothpick or the straw from my soda. It's even worse with my lips. Sometimes I'll bite huge chunks from them and suck the blood from the wound. I've always got healing wounds on my lips.
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>>4944613
I have some ideas...
Or one idea, but saying I have ideas plural makes me sound smarter.
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>>4944610
I hate flossing.

I can never get it in between my molars and teeth further back and end up just saying fuck it.
My gums feel like they constantly have pressure behind them. It's annoying.
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>>4944568
jealous thunderlane always makes me laugh
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>>4944610
I get an equal blood whenever I brushed them because I brushed them like once a week
when I was a disgusting teenager

Now I never get any blood. I thought that shit was permanent but it's cool that it don't happen and my teeth are almost fully white.
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>>4944630
I like how I just happen to be listening to the soundtrack right now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nhj_ukn2tNs&feature=related
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>>4944568
Jesus fuck Cloudchaser looks insane
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>>4944638
"Never half-ass two things, whole-ass one thing"
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>>4944614
F:E please.
...
NOT THAT I KNOW ABOUT SOUL JARS BECAUSE OF THAT!
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>>4944628
My gums are actually very soft so I always bleed.
My teeth are near-perfectly aligned though.
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>>4944648
Wellm of course, rumble get;s all the girls
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>>4944535

"And then you'll lean in-"

"Stop it!"

"-and with a heart swelling with boyish love-"

"I hate you."

"-you'll say , "Senorita-"

"Oh my god"

"-my I have this.....smoochas."

"I'm going to go hang myslef now thank you"

"Muchas smoochas, my little tortuga. Your hair, it is like the da purple of grape of my sangria."

"I hate you. I don't know if I said that already."
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>>4944637
Oh man, when the weather is cold and my lips get all cracked and dry I can just sit there and chew off all the dry skin until there's nothing left
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>>4944660

Oh shut the fuck up you stupid shit
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>>4944656
She looks enthralled to be rubbing rumbles hair
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>>4944630
>no feels in metal
>not listening to HANL or Alcest

just kidding they're hardly metal, metals for children

just kidding
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FARTS
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>>4944665

I can't stand chapstick, but I can stand it more than chapped lips.

Winter is suffering
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>>4944657
I dunno, how do you feel about her being an engineer?
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>>4944661
mah nigga
I love having nice teeth
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>>4944678
That much enjoyment isn't healthy
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>>4944613
No, there isn't.
Because no one remembers. No one cares.

>Filthy Rich is afraid he's the only one who does
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>>4944664
>muchas smoochas
help
my sides are missing
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Which pony and or fetish should I masturbate to?

I'll let the first post ending in 0 or dubs decide
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>>4944664
>senorita smoochas~
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>>4944709
I'll help you look, mine have disappeared as well.
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>>4944715
Don't masturbate. Draw.
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>>4944715
Sweetiebelle
Cum inflation
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>>4944715

Consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.
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>>4944664
It hurts to laugh.
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>>4944729
Draw, then masturbate to what you drew.
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>>4944709
None, go to bed
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Would you shmooch a shcootaloo
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>>4944715
Nyx
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>>4944616
Hi Corey
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>>4944692
>tfw all of your friends had to do something to correct their teeth
>and you didn't have to
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>>4944729

Dammit Tex

You're right
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>>4944744
If she wanted me to

>>4944748
Incorrect.
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>>4944661
>Orthodontist has to break upper jaw after braces to set jaw correctly.
>Retainer.
>A gap still forms.
>In the same exact spot as dad.
Not my fault I failed to use the retainer.
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>>4944744

Yes
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>>4944775

Jeez

The worst thing I've had to do to better myself was get fashionable glasses, shoes that wouldn't look at home on a nigger's feet, and a haircut.

I had everything else already.
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>>4944744
Maybe.
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Would you rather the fartiest bloatpone or the bloatiest fartpone?
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>>4944799
Nobody likes your terrible fetish.
Deal with it.
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>>4944795
No my fault my parents decided to fix my teeth and shit.
It was fun not being able to feel half my face for 6 months.
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Do you break their fight up or sit and watch?
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>>4944817
>rape
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>>4944817
Let them work it out themselves
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>>4944755
You should draw >>4944730
Then masturbate to it.
It did win the roll
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>>4944729
Tex I just want to take this time to say that I love you
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>>4944814
God fuck the dentist office
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>>4944817
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>>4944817
Let them work it out.
Bu make sure to record it.
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You will never be a mare in a pretty dress
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>>4944817
What is wrong with their legs?
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>>4944847
At least I can still dream of being someone's spurty stallion pet.
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>>4944817
>They are both fighting over Rumble.
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>>4944847
>he's not a slutty mare
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http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/147520

Hello everybody. Pic should explain the latest update to 4chan cap helper.
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>>4944871
>implying I want to get in on Rarity's turf

She'd fuck me over.
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>>4944879

>He doesn't want to put his mouth in Rarity's tuft

What a fag
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>>4944879
She fights dirty.
She will make sure you are never pretty enough to be competition to anyone.
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>>4944896
I dont know where its been Anon.

There could be skeletons in there.
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>>4944691
do it faggot, I'm right behind you
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>>4944871
>slutty mare
>not a slutty futa human
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>>4944847
I don't want to be a mare in a pretty dress though
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>>4944923
>be a slutty futa human
>have a slutty futa mare roommate
>spend all day bloating each other with cum
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>>4944904
My feels sense is tingling
>you find that right stallion or mare who sees you beyond the ugliness imparted on you by mistress rarity
>They rescure you with promises of a new life
>After escape, you rest in their arms, knowing that you wont be forced to be a slutty mare no longer
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>>4944858
Can you dream of your human caressing your back and causing you toleak precum without ever leaving your sheath?
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>>4944925
Yeah you do.

You just dont know it yet.
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>>4944914
FU-

I guess I should give that some thought. I imagine an incident of some sort caused it, but he refuses to cut his vows, despite how far gone she is.
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>>4944954
My fetish sense is tingling
>she mutilates you
>You're so hideous that very few stallions even look at you
>the few that do only do so long enough to use you for a quick hatefuck
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>>4944956
Of course. My owner's touch would be more than enough to get me drooling, even if it's a hand on my back or fingers through my mane.

That is of course unless they'd order me to keep things clean. I'd want to be a good little pony after all.
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>>4944946
>slutty futa human breaks down your door
>it pins you down and rapes you
>as it rapes you you transform into another slutty futa human
>the two of you spitroast your roomate
>the three of you go looking for some stallions
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>>4945002
UNHAND ME FOUL BITCHES
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>>4945002
I love this idea
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>>4944996
You are a flexible little pony. Cleaning yourself off when he is not looking should not be a challenge,
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mlpg I need to sleep but I'm not tired
post sleepy and sleeping ponies to make me succumb to peer pressure and go to bed
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>>4944991
>Most of the time you wake up sore, always alone.
>Most of the pain is in your face, he managed to bruise you in most of the scars, attempting to get you to face away from him.
>The throbbing will dull once you get out of bed, allowing the rest of your broken body to mask the pain with a blanket of it's own.
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>>4945046
Try and resist this, faggot
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>>4945046
>luna with four coffees and a banana.gif
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>>4944961
>accident
>not some congenital malignance
>not love and devotion in spite of the cruelty of existence
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>>4944874
Hey guys, if you've updated, check the bottom of your page. If you have version 2.71, update again, I really need to bugcheck better before just uploading a patch.
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>>4945081
Forgot image
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>>4945061
That looks comfy.
I wish my bed was that comfy and had sleeping ponies on it
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>>4945041
I wish I had the spare time to do a sequel for that. Life is too hectic though.
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>>4945076
Good...good...

He does spend well over premium to make sure she lives as comfortable of a life as possible.
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>>4945061
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>>4945066
Oh god, I am >>4945046 and GG drew that picture because of me too
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It's done. It's finally done.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1_U4DWxwB5nnCxgaRAWFyWM4yyZwLwJC9HJkzh0N2dbo/edit
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>>4945058
>you hate your life
>having to do this
>but you can't find work doing anything else
>she made sure of that
>she also makes sure to send a steady steam of "clients" your way
>the ones to violent or ugly for her
>although clients is the wrong word for it, more just rapists who leave a handful of bits behind
>or sometimes just a half eaten sandwich
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>>4945043
It isn't, except when I'm lying on his lap and he's rubbing my belly or playing with my ears. It'd be tough to not drool let alone unsheath with his hands all over me like that, but I'd do my very best if he wanted me to.

But I'd do anything he wanted me to. I love my owner so very much.
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>>4945125
Finally.
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>>4945125
I don't believe it
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>>4945093
Too bad
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>>4945125
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>>4945148
What he might want depends on if he has ever seen you clean yourself.
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>>4945125

now to just sit back and hope it goes over well
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*splrt*
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>>4945131
>You have enough of this
>You're going to break free or die trying
>You face her, knife held betteen your teeth and tears stream down your scarred cheeks.
>The unicorn has the magic you're lost a time ago
>that doesn't stop you from trying
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>>4945197
Well it's certainly a lot easier to reach if I let my length pour out of my sheath. Though I can get a little carried away and have to clean up more than just pre if I do that. Staying sheathed, I can just barely reach the tip with my tongue, lapping over the head of my cock and savoring the flavor.

If he wants me to put on a show I can certainly oblige him~
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>>4945250
He only now realized that he has work in the morning and has to go.
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>>4945125
Worst. fanfiction. ever.
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So ded.
So very very ded.
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>>4945113
I like this gif. it's >fun
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>>4945301
Dead ponies can't say no.
>>
so instead of asking for tips on getting to sleep, I need to know a good trick to stay up, shit sucks because I need to stay up for the next 4 hours or so. I gotta.

how can I keep poning for 4 more hours?
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> @GlitterGlue haha I had never even seen that picture before, the book was entirely suggested in the livestream!
and thus ends the mysterious case of the somewhat similar image ideas
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>>4945285

What were you expecting? Quality of work comparable to a famous author of classic/modern literature?
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>>4945323
You just do, Anon.
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>>4945323
just post em
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>>4945323
lern to program. More useful and much more interesting than ponoe. One of the best insomnia aggravators out there.

http://www.udacity.com/overview/Course/cs101/CourseRev/apr2012
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Would you ___hug___ a terpy?
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>>4945338
>"Hot wings?"
>"Hot wings?"
>"Hot wings?"
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>>4945338
>>4945337
the one fucking time i don't want to be anywhere, especially here, and be asleep, the only solace I can find is in pone, it must be a sign.
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>>4945327
wow you actually set out to find skipsy and ask?

that's so petty

what if he said that he saw your picture, liked the idea, and wanted to do it better?
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>>4945338
I hope we get more of the cakes in season three.
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>>4945357
Then there'd be no harm in just asking
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>>4945249
I hope she mops the floor with us and rapes us to boot.
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>>4945366
Nope. Lex Luthor stole them.
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>>4945357
>wow you actually set out to find skipsy and ask?
>implying you have to "set out to find" someone like that
>what if he said that he saw your picture, liked the idea, and wanted to do it better?
>implying he wouldn't have just credited GG if that was the case
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>>4945357
What is just asking to slake a curiosity?
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>>4945377
>le Super Dictionary meme
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>>4945377
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gotta keep posting...
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>>4945249
>this fight was over before it began
>she plucks the knife from your grasp with her magic
>then easily stifles your pathetic rush
>you collapse onto the ground, all the energy gone out of you
>you've given up completely, you just can't bring yourself to care anymore
>Rarity smirks as she looks down at you, curled at her hooves
>so weak, so pitiful
>you probably should just die
>luckily, she is a very generous pony, she can find a place for you
>for now though, simply can't let this go unpunished
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>>4945394
Oh boy we gonna be a pin cushion.
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wwould you
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>>4945411
She would have the worst voice
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>>4945411
I would the non r63 as well, but yes.
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>>4945394
Am I the only one doesn't want to lose this situation? It feels like I've got a completely different mindset formt he other greentexters
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Would you a chubby stallion?
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>>4945430
I'm just waiting for her to grow your coat out and give you a speech impediment.
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>>4945430
How would you win? You're a battered and broken slut. She's a strong unicorn.
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>>4945430
I never wanted to start this scenario, but, well, can't stop people on the other side of your screen.
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Would younger slutty mare be inexperienced and kinda shy but willing to experiment virgin mare?
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>>4945455
>tfw I wanted exactly this
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>>4945404

Would you hold a filly while she sobs, despairing that she'll never find her cutie mark?
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>>4945457
d'aawwwww
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>>4945457
I'd squeeze her little belly and giggle at her toots.
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>>4945430
No idea
I defaulted to fetish, partly out of boredom and partly because >>4944991 seemed to be what started the whole thing
I have no idea who else is doing what
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>>4945467
yes
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>>4945467
I would rather hold a filly while she sobs, beyond the point of struggling or trying to get away from my powerful grip, resigning herself to my pounding.

But that sounds nice too, I guess.
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>>4945488

That's sick. You're sick.
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if you saw this in the show, would you shit bricks?
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>>4945460
I still have some designs for your OC. I was going for a Alley Way style body, but it just doesn't come out right.
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Would you play video games with your waifu? If she were human?
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How would you frame an irregular shaped print such as a cut-out poster or large decal? Would you just have it laminated so it can fit in a rectangular frame?
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>>4945496
No.

I would if she were a pony though.

I bet she would get a kick out of Harvest Moon
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>>4945496
Me and pinkie would play games in our underwear nonsexually
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>>4945440
Well, yeah but the theme I'm getting from others is just giving up and letting it get worse.
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>>4945496
I don't have many multiplayer games.
And I get the feeling AJ wouldn't really want to play vidya, though she'd have a secret love and collection of every Harvest Moon and spiritual successor in existence.
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>>4945495

>my OC

People are actually working on that? I'm flattered, I really am, but you don't have to.Tell me everything you need to know. I'll help in whatever way I can.
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>>4945525
It's cool, I still have the old thread favorited. For some reason, LibreOffice ballooned to 200MB when I asked people for their OC's/Ponysonas.

I'll make it a goal to get them done in the next few days.
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>>4945519
I sat through the whole goddamn thing thinking "wait what are they trying to even do here?"
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>>4945525
Hey, I'm enjoying your fic so far, It's written well for a fanfic. I like how you don't dwell on expsoition, which is a common flaw, also you keep the story moving along with short descriptopns. THe story felt a little clunky at the start but part 2 really drew me in
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>>4945519
I laughed far too hard at this.
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>>4945559
You as well, huh? All that for a cube.
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>>4945562

>dwell on exposition
>keep the story moving along with short descriptions (good or bad?)
>clunky

Please. Elaborate
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>>4945496

but i don't think Rarity would like the same vidya as me.
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Which pony is ashamed of their massive flare?
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>>4945485

>You catch her climbing to the top of a tree
>You shout for her to come down, before she hurts herself, but she ignores you, climbing still higher
>finally, reaching the highest limb, she perches on it, her wings buzzing, and you realize in horror that she's going to jump.
>she leaps with all the strength in her little body, but her wings won't take air, and she plummets to the ground
>you just barely catch her before she hits the ground.
>she squirms and kicks, trying to fight her way out of your grasp, looking back to the tree again.
>"What were you thinking?!" you all but yell, "you could have killed yourself!"
>"How am I going to learn to fly if I can't practice?!" she shouts at you, "Let me go! Let me go NOW!"
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>>4945503

pls respond
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>>4945610
Snips.
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>>4945610

Cadance
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we ded
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Ultramarines or Salamanders
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>>4945627
>Cadance has a dick
>its given her a bit of a complex
>you meet her in a bar one night, and end up going home to her place
>and boy aren't you surprised
>As you make to leave, she locks the door
>you might not right now, but you're going to love her cock
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>>4945519

I've never been to /3/.

Do they actually do shit like this?
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>>4945654

Salamanders of fucking course.
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>/a/ likes Record of Lodoss War
You guys lied to me, you said they had no taste.
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>>4945654

AGITATIS ULTRAMARINI
DOMINITIS ULTRAMARINI
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Would you rather worship a pony's massive cock or have a pony worship your massive cock?
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>>4945703
The latter.
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>>4945703
both. mutual cock worship
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>>4942864

GG: How often do you leave the house?
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>>4945715
I like the way you think.

Any particular pony? Do you spend some time to give each others' balls a nice loving tongue-bath too? Do you hug each other close during a deepthroat finish or lay back and paint each others' fronts with spunk?
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>>4945730
how often do I what
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>>4945743
>how often do I what

leave the house
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>>4945730
He can't leave the house. The ghost horse will trample him to death.
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>>4944991
>>4945058
>>4945131
>>4945249
>>4945394
You guys are fucking awful
Go back to the fluffy pony threads
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>>4945703
depend on the pony
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>>4945743
how often do you go to get fried chicken
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>>4945677
mai nigga
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>>4945749
I don't think I understand
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>>4945496
I'd probably go as well as every other time I tried to play video games with women....
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>>4945576
>dwell on exposition
Most fanfic writers I see dwell on unimportant details. Say, in the context of this story, it could have droned on about the Twilight's ordeal on the wedding, detailing her struggles and revalations during such which set up the start of this fic, as well as other unneccasary backstory.
It's similar with descriptions, a bad writer would write a lengthy description in the guise of "good" writing when, again, it's all excessive and unimportant.

The reason why I say the start of your story feels a bit clunky is that it suffers a little bit of this. It's hardly offensive but in some earler paragraphs, such as the explanation of her in ponyville or the questioning of Rainbow Dash's whereabouts. This paragraph is a particular example:
"Rainbow Dash hadn’t been on the train back to Ponyville with the rest of the group. She’d been invited to stay behind by Spitfire to watch a Wonderbolts training exercise. It couldn’t have taken that long, could it? It didn’t take Twilight long to arrive at Rainbow Dash’s home in the clouds. There weren’t any sounds coming from inside. Maybe she’d already gone to bed? Not wanting to wake anyone nearby, Twilight levitated a pebble and flung it through the bedroom window. She waited for a few moments, and when she received no response, flung another pebble. A pained shout sounded from within and Rainbow Dash appeared at the window."

It could but be split in two without any reasonable loss, as it is, a lengthy paragraph is at risk to just glanced over
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>>4945756
But that was masochism, not sadism
And I stopped when the other guy wasn't into it
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>>4945780
*It'd

it would

it would not go well
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>>4945759
I assume the latter in your case.
Would she be able to take it all?
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What is with random people asking gg random questions about his personal life?

They're doing it a lot lately
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>>4945488
I hope you're raped and murdered to death
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>>4945657

Yes. They also make intentionally bad 3D art.
Like shitposting, except in 3D and with the potential to be funny.
There's a "raid" thread on there from a while back where a bunch of people from /vp/ dumped a ton of 3D Pokemon abominations they made for us. It was hilarious. Given the slowness of /3/ it is probably still alive.
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>>4945795
everyone's all excited about how he might be black

including me

are you black
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>>4945798
that's my fetish, brah.
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>>4945759
Do you hold off as long as you can so that you can enjoy her enthusiastically lapping up and down your shaft?
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>>4945810
Dammit, anon, stop appealing to my fetish
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>you will never rest your head on Fluttershy's lap while she plays a relaxing video game like Journey
>you'll never listen to the soft clacking of her fingers on the controller
>you'll never listen to her quietly mutter under her breath about what she's doing
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xcom is fun
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>>4945810
lapping like she's flying laps

she's flying around a giant pee-pee

that's silly

>>4945817
>clacking of her fingers
someone post the gif
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I know that there is a tobasco pone, but is there a tapatio pone?
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>>4945795

>What is with random people asking gg random questions about his personal life?

He's always here. Why not ask him shit? I'm curious as to what the heck he even does. He seems to be drawing and on MLPG all the time he's awake.
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Salamanders it is
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We are so dead.
Let's make the horse share our deadness by shooting it full of images.
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>>4945848
okay
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>>4945848
have my cutest ship picture
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>>4945813
Why, whatever could you mean? Flitter lovingly using her mouth to worship your foot-and-a-half long erection? Having her tease you for a full hour until your cock is trembling and drooling with need? Or hearing her tell you that her favorite part is coming up as she stuffs your cockhead in her mouth and swirls her tongue around until you pump her full of hot spunk? Maybe when she licks her lips afterwards and thanks you for letting her swallow it all?
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>>4945873
that is pretty damn cute

but i don't ship
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>the wedding was five and a half months ago
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>>4945882
and still no concrete date for season 3 yet

or has there been any news?
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>>4945847
that's not a salamander anon, this is
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http://news.yahoo.com/mexico-navy-zetas-cartel-leader-apparently-killed-041145779.html

>The Zetas earned their notoriety for brutality by becoming the first to publicly display their beheaded rivals, most infamously two police officers in April 2006 in the resort city of Acapulco. The severed heads were found on spikes outside a government building with a message signed "Z'' that said: "So that you learn to respect."

>
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>>4945879
Not even ironically?
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I wonder what Dooks and Elslowmo could make of this.

What kind of color scheme does the Knight even have?
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>>4945875
>and looking up longingly with her wide eyes and her cute little bow bobbing behind her head

unf my boner
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>>4945895

It's adorable
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>>4945903
well i do everything ironically

i think my favorite ironic ship is Spike X Granny Smith. shame there isn't any art of that out there

>>4945895
dude look at the spines on his back! he's hardcore for sure

>>4945902
saw that shit on the news
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>>4945907

Could take a look at Brettonian heraldry.
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>>4945902
Mexico wished it were as big a shithole as Venezuela

>average of 52 violent deaths a day
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>>4945907
I don't know, but that's coming out fantastically.
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>>4945783
And while I'm still in the moood...

It's a "show, don't tell" kind of issure, another small thing I notice during your fic is that"tell" us something rather than show it, let me pull an example from where I'm at:

“I thought I told you to beat it,” he growled into each syllable with a deep rasp in his voice.

You're telling us rather than showing. Here's how I'd write that line

"I thought a told you to beat it!" His raspy voice edged was edged with a growl.

Hell, you don't even need the voice descriptor as we could tell the tone of his voice from the previous line "He sneered at the sight of Ranbow Dash"
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>>4945927
>>4945902

The Drug War needs to end.
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>>4945932

Yeah, show don't tell is something I've learned to focus on. Guess I didn't catch it this time around.
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>>4945947
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>>4945902
wow.
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>>4945947
Like I said, it's not too bad. It's good that you carry the story with the dialogue and character actions rather than descpription and expositions, that's how you keep it interesting
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GG's interesting.
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>>4945932
>His raspy voice edged was edged

what
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>>4945907

Kid looks cute in a vest!

What's that around his neck, though?
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>>4945968
>brain aneurysm.gif
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>>4945977
I'm sure he thinks so too.
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>>4945968
Newborns and premature freak me out look at that shit.
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>>4945946
it won't, the CIA won't allow it
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>>4945968
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>>4945982
It looks to be a pouch of some kind.
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>>4945996
oh my gosh is that kid okay
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>>4946005

no hes ded
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>>4945982
behelit
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>>4945991

More like the police won't let it happen. They're in it too far. An entire bureaucracy. And emotionally invested too. Could they admit that they've been ruining people's lives over something that shouldn't be illegal? I've had police officers use the most absurd arguments for why legalizing pot would destroy civilization.
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>>4946001
When S3 starts I wonder how many times itshappening.gif will be posted.
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>>4946004

Maybe his mum gave it to him before he left. Charms or herbs to protect him, or medicine?
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>>4945968

...

Is that real? Please say no. Who is going to call her "Pinkamena" Is her name going to be just fucking "Pinkie" ?
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>>4946027
Or perhaps a lock of hair from a doe that he was keen on before he left the village?
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>>4946017
>it's the actual beat cops and police officers that are to blame
I bet if someone hired a guy to shoot you, you'd get mad at the bullet.
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>>4946033

I'm pretty sure it's not
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>>4946019
>>4946019
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>>4946033
Calling her Pinkie sounds even worse
she was named after worst pony

>>4946012
well that's unfortunate, but in that condition, I hope it was the best option
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>>4945981
it's an expression of objectification, like saying an old woman's voice is "as sharp as nails"
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Time to kill this horse.
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>>4946054

yes they had to have him put down and then they ate him to absorb what little strength he had, yes.
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>>4946054
>>4946048

I can't find the original post. But I have found others:

http://runa-the-seamstress.deviantart.com/journal/Pinkie-302130444

>she calls her "Pinkie"
>She refers to her as "My Little baby"
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>>4946041

But the police unions would be the first on the front lines arguing why drugs should stay illegal. It's the whole corrupt system man.
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>>4945989
You used to look like that. and even worse there's a skeleton inside it
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Can we please talk about a stallions beating me while he fucks me?

Or is that 2grimdark for mlpg?
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>>4946082
http://www.leap.cc/
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>>4946088
I'll grab the dental tools.
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>>4946088
We dont horse around Anon.
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>>4946086
>LE SPOOKY SKELETON XD LE BEST EMM ELL PEE GEE MEME!!1 XD LOL 2 SPOOKY MEME
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Good night you mooks. With this horse dead, I am free for a few hours more.
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>>4946019
IT'S OVER MLP IS FINISHED
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>>4946088

>being beat up fetish
>being subby as fuck

Pls mlpg, pls. Grow some cojones.
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>>4946095
what, does he want a nice toothless mouth to make sure I don't bite?
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>>4946082
funny thing is that in Mexico most drugs are decriminalized
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>>4946100
Ill kill you. Nice dubs.
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>>4946070
lol wut? I love it
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>>4946105
>being subby as fuck
You caught me
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>>4946093
>http://www.leap.cc/

A great organization. But they are not the majority.
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>>4946088
>>4946095
>>4946107
>>4946113
HOW CAN ANY HUMAN BE THIS FUCKING BROKEN AND BETA
FUCK
FUCK EVERYTHING
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>>4946132
Would you be my alpha Anon?
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can i make te nwe threda
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>>4946132
In real life I'm not a shy wallflower or ultra-beta. A bit socially awkward/neckbeard, but not really bad or anything. D/s and cuckolding/chastity is my fetish, not my life.
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>>4946132
Welcome to the My Little Pony General, home of the badass crazy rebels of the My Little Pony board on 4chan.
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>>4946136
Fuck yes I would
God damn..
Y'all need some man beaten into you
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>>4946136
>that feel when you'd rather be a loving owner than a sadistic master
Also I'd prefer it if you werea pony with gallon sized cumshots
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>>4946145
The underbelly of the underbelly.
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>>4946143
I'd make you get on your goddamned knees.
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>>4946132

every ladder has a bottom rung.
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It makes me sad to be in a dead horse

Where's a fresh horse for me to put myself inside of?
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new equine
>>4946152
>>4946152
>>4946152
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>>4946154
I hope you'd knee me in the groin if I didn't meet expectations.
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>>4946143
>neckbeard
NO THANKS, BRO
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>>4946171
I shave, I just use that metaphorically to describe my social standing etc.
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>>4946132
>HOW CAN ANY HUMAN BE THIS FUCKING BROKEN AND BETA
>FUCK
>FUCK EVERYTHING

I'll tell you a recent story of the last time I went to the theater.

I arrived at 7:55 and bought my ticket. I walked into the theater, and it was fairly small so it was pretty packed. Only a few spaces were open. That would be awkward, so I went outside. Drank some water, went to the bathroom for a few minutes. Tried again, surveyed the seats. Walked past and sat down. Then I noticed the movie was in 3D. And I can't find my glasses. And I'm looking around and I see everyone has their glasses. And I feel like everyone is looking at me, and noticed that I'm the idiot who is trying to watch a 3D movie without the glasses. Pure panic mode now. I leave. Back to the bathroom.

I try to figure out what to do. I could ask the staff, but that would be embarrassing. I wait a bit more. Then I just decide to make a break for it. I walked briskly, but not too fast to attract attention. Hopefully no one will notice or remember me. I took the long way home and walked part of it.
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>>4946166
I wouldn't abuse you, you useless submissive piece of shit
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0: Celestia
1: Big Mac
2: Pinkie
3: Cloudchaser
4: Pinkie
5: Dash
6: Applejack
7: Bonbon
8: Chrysalis
9: Marker pone
Dubs: Tara
Trips: Tabitha
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>>4946179
Well, I'd do my best to please you anyway, Master.
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>>4946194
It's time for my pound of flesh
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>>4946178
Your theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3HErOOaAfs
Enjoy
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>>4946202
>not the YTMND version

http://momspaghetti.ytmnd.com/
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>>4946178
Does anyone have that "/tv/ guide to solo moviegoing"?
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>>4946227

>YTMND

Wow, it's like 2004 all over again.
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>>4946201
What do you mean by that? I hope you don't intend to extract it in the usual manner because mutilation is not something I love, but you're my Master...
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>>4946283
jesus christ you're terrible. I'm just going to slice you up and dump your body in a river. You won't even get the decency of one last fuck
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>>4946283
Goddamn you are subby.
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>>4946311
I know, right? He's pathetic as shit. I hate him for it.
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>>4946293
Well that's no fun.
>>4946311
yeah, just a bit. I'm also a foreveralone virgin so who knows if I'd actually be into this stuff in reality. But it's great material fictionally.
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>>4946343
What's fun for me may not be fun for you but who gives a shit what you think

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