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MLP GENERAL is for pretty ponies only.
Ugly ponies >>4936448
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>>4939299
>demon's boops

we undead now?
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wings
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shitpost
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>>4939299
Adequate speediness
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everything sucks
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here's another pretty pony
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>>4939227

GG why do you say pony is not for sexually when you draw pony for sexually all the time
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>>4939312
quick, reverse hollow
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>>4939312
>Need Humanity
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I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash.
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>>4939299
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HI GUYS!
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Fuck this thread I'm outta here.
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>>4939353
Not now, Derpy.
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You people ruined my life.

I can't even go to the grocery store like normal anymore! I go down one isle and see bananas and instantly think of MLPG. I turn around and come face to face with bags of marshmallows! I duck down a different isle and I'm surrounded by panko!

I run to the other side of the store away from the food and think I'm safe, but oh no!

BLEACH!
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>>4939353
>mail pony Derpy
FANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON pls
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>>4939353
who's a good pony?

it's you

you're a good pony
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>>4939372
and then you run to the anal lube section

and go about your business with nothing abnormal happening
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>>4939332
that's different
sex jokes are different from "I can't wait to actually fuck this cartoon horse"

I mean I draw sweaty applejack but if she came out of my computer and asked me to fuck her I'd pull her hat over her face and swat her with a newspaper
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>>4939299
>>4939375
I kinda want to see someone draw her in the post office uniforms from PYHD and TLR.
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>>4939383
I'm not a pony.

I'm a man
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>>4939375
do you check under your bed for fanon before you go to sleep at night?
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>>4939387
well you don't even know her after all
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>>4939383
>>4939353

She is very ugly
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>>4939372
I was walking down the street the other day when I saw a bakers selling muffins. I walked right in there and slapped the trays on the floor while shouting about how the Derpy muffin fanon is awful and they should feel bad.

Showed those bronies. Showed 'em good.
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>>4939387
Yeah but you don't want ANY kind of real sex, so that's a moot argument.
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>>4939392
well if you were a pony
I'm sure you'd be a good one
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ever just want to sit in the fetal position and cry for days for no reason?
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More Femsnips/Sugar pls.
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I want more pictures of Pegasus dancing like the Eagle's mating dance.
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>>4939410
yes...
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>filename
>my sides
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How many of you have even seen a real pony before?
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>>4939410
All the time.
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would you romantically serenade a pony

which pony and song
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>>4939406
Say what now?
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>>4939383
If Derpy is such a good pony how come she was retconed out of existence?
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>>4939410

No, that shit's for babies
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>>4939412
>first femsnails
>now this
you people have absolutely no taste
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>>4939387

GG are you a sexophobe irl

that is the impression I get
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>>4939412
Sb was drawing some before he took his hiatus
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>>4939421
ponies aren't real, silly
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>>4939420
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>>4939428
because Yamino is not a good person
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>>4939412
Would you rub her belly?

>>4939432
I dislike you.
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>>4939420
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Pinkie's not a very feminine pony, is she?
Swallowing an entire cake, getting into odd, un-lady-like poses such as this,
and generally acting like a goofball.
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>>4939432
Or maybe you have bad taste and everyone else has good taste?
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>>4939421
Yes
I even touched it.
It was the best day of my life
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>>4939394
Yes. I once found a white sock lying on an orange sock, which was too close to Squigglekicker for me, so I burnt down the house.
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>>4939420
dude no
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>>4939408
Oh gorsh!
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>>4939435
>>4939427
GG admitted he is scared of RL sex. Remember that series of Doctor Whooves crying while sexually aggressive Derpy has her way with him? That's GG.
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>>4939461
how could you possibly like those hobgoblins?
surely you must be damaged in the head
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>>4939461

Well, lets be honest with ourselves - that's absolutely impossible
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>>4939405
No you didn't.
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>>4939416
I think this is the only one that exists.
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If you were a pony wouldn't you try and look at your own butt?
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>>4939428
She was too good for existence. The world wansnt meant for one as beautiful as her
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>>4939471
>be the first person to refer to Snips as a hobgoblin
>it sticks
>now think he's cute

I have no explanation.
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Every time I look back at my MLPG tab, you guys already moved over to a new thread.
Slow down!
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>>4939471
They aren't hobgoblins, anon.

They're horses.
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>>4939489
You fucking turncoat.
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>>4939480
Oh shit you got me.
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>>4939489
>be the first person to refer to Snips as a hobgoblin
step the fuck off that was me
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>>4939497
they're ugly horses
the only reason people like them is because of fanon bullshit
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>>4939481
Hey!

I requested that!
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>MLP GENERAL is for pretty ponies only.
>ponies only
>ponies
>only
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>>4939424
I read it as "sentenal" pony. Dunno why.

Geez, I wonder how would sentenal pony look like.
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>>4939421
I once saw an albino pony

Had really watery blue eyes
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>>4939508
no we're done with the 'you did everything first' joke
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>>4939511
Fukcing pedo.
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>>4939519

Smelly dumb dragon scum
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>>4939502
>I like synth-pop!.gif
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>>4939519
you think theyll do the suicide episode when Spike kills himself?
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>>4939527

I don't even think that's GG

I hardly even think you're Juice

this is what happens when you don't trip
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>>4939519
Spike, you're a dragon. Don't get sad, get even.
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>>4939510
Snips has no fanon except maybe that barber shit that nobody cares about anyway.

Your argument is flimsy and poorly constructed and I have now dismantled it.
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Guys what's the best kind of pony vagina? What is your favorite style of pone vagoo?
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>>4939546
Juice has a trip but I don't think he remembers it.
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>>4939536
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>>4939527
juice, you are such a hardass
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>>4939553
I like human-style
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Bans are for jerks.
Also, I'll not be writing anymore, for at least a while.
Sorry, but getting screamed at and insulted every time I posted wasn't much fun at all.
So I guess this trip is useless, but just in case you were upset or still cared,
I'm making a tulpa, so hate me for that now
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>>4939519

Cheer up spike, you can be a pretty pony too with the right..accessories
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>>4939553

Styled after real horses
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>>4939537
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>>4939556
And then he becomes the S4 villain after bulking up a bit from greed
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>>4939569

Who are you again?
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>>4939550
>femsnips
>not fanon garbage
you people are in no position to look down on the rest of the fandom
you're just as bad as they are
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>>4939527
I'm not joking
Back when I first started drawing Snails someone asked why I didn't draw Snips too and I said that while Snails seemed like a lovable goof, Snips was a horrible little hobgoblin

It's possible this is a case of parallel evolution but I'm legit on this
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>>4939553

Either is fine with me
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>>4939569

God dammit MD, you were cool until your skin got thin and brittle and then you became a giant raging cunt that even the likes of TAW would think was being overzealous

good riddance
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>>4939578

OH GOD, IT'S COMING MY WAY
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>>4939570
>>4939519

>Spike will never dress up in a really poor pony costume to "discreetly" join his friends when they attend a pony only function
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>>4939553
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>>4939579
>the mane 6 having to take on an evil version of the Spike from his fantasy in ADAPS
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>>4939589
I'm pretty sure I heard Chistery call him a hobgoblin before I even saw you start drawing your webcam series.
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>>4939589
>Snails Abuse
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>>4939569
So no Law pony sex? Shame.
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best ship time
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>>4939547
>>4939544
In the closing two-parter of season 3 Spike snaps, kills Twilight, rapes Rarity, burns down the Apple farm and then beats Rainbow Dash into the Wonderbolts.
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>>4939578
What if pone was this size
Would you still snuggle with it in bed
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>>4939601

Gross
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>>4939598
HIDE BRO HIDE
RUN FOR THE HILLLS
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>>4939589
I support your opinion. Snips is an ugly little bastard.
No wonder his parents left him to die.
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>>4939589
I may be wrong but I think I said it before you came on MLPG back when I was the only Snails fan.
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>>4939610
>shipping pegasi
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>>4939553
I like the ones that you can fit between your thumb and forefinger. Those are great
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>>4939519

Spike has not had one good episode.

And no, mediocrity is not good.
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im so sorry

i love you so much
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>>4939610
alright
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>>4939606
>I'm pretty sure I heard Chistery call him a hobgoblin before I even saw you start drawing your webcam series.
Entirely possible
I mean he IS hobgobliny
It's very possible several sources just started calling him that independently
but you must admit it's rather caught on by now
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>>4939605
>EVIL TWIN UNIVERSE
>EVERYONE IS THEIR INVERSE OF THEMSELVES
>also they all wear tacky sweaters or something
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>>4939532
Oh you.
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>>4939601
>>4939601
Say, mlpg, what would you do if you encounter this wall full of vaginas? Wide-open, waiting for someone's member?
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>>4939614
if pony still looked like pony, I would snuggle her no matter what size she was
...y'know, unless she was too small. don't want to hurt her, after all...
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where is magneto?
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>>4939586
I like regular Snips too. Don't blow a gasket.
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>>4939633

What the fuck is with this composition
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>>4939589
oh for serious?

>>4939546
>>4939555
trips r 4 gaylords
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I how that when Rumble grows up, Pound Cake looks up to him like Scootaloo looks up to Dash...but I hope Rumble isn't an asshole like Dash.
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>>4939589
>>4939606
>>4939634
We have the archive, why not search through it?
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>>4939601
fuck yes it's time for grool

http://imgur.com/r/grool
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>>4939644

Get licking and fisting and humping
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>>4939650
It's a graph of all possible shipping combinations.
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>>4939644
Probably weep gently to myself.
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>>4939553
I've become far too fond of bestial. I fear I might be becoming a zoophile due to pone.

But goddamn, are they sexy.
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>>4939601
>those horribly drawn labia
Can't they into real vagina instead?
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>>4939636
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>>4939655

you drew marker porn
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>>4939631
fuck off Rose
stop being such an impulsive bitch to people and then there will be no reason to sorry
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>>4939631
spare me
I gave you a chance, and you threw it back in my face
I'm done with you
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>>4939614
Thats a lot of pony to snuggle....
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>>4939641
don't post shitty art here, thanks
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>>4939672
You faggot I was eating
ugh
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>>4939617
Rollin' rollin' rollin'!
Keep movin', movin', movin',
Though they're disapprovin',
Keep them ponies movin'
BRO HIDE!
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>>4939644

I'm not going to put my dick in a wall if that's what you're implying
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>>4939585
I wrote a lot of femdom-focused and gay Anon/pony erotica.

>>4939596
Sorry I'm thin-skinned,
but getting called a giant raging cunt doesn't make me want to write anything ever again.
By the point I was crying for five hours a day when people called me worthless and horrible,
even after I made a point not to say a word outside of posting a story, I decided to just give up.

Enough talk. It doesn't matter anymore.
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>>4939646
>where is magneto?
he's off chilling somewhere
he's not online now
why do you ask
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>>4939655
Pound can already fly though and he's strong as shit.

He's gonna be young Mac sized at that age.
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>>4939676
>autism
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>>4939680
fuck you, I like it
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>>4939644

Hope that there is reception in Silent Hill and someone will come to pick me up
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>>4939537
pls send it to Cease, with love from Anonymous
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>>4939655

Rumble wants to be hardcore but his mom wont let him.
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>>4939680
OH YOU
>>
Any bored drawfags around?
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>mlpg meetup
>we all end up beating the shit out of each other 5 minutes in
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>>4939697
I guess you have really bad taste them, sorry to hear it.
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>>4939675
Oh man I totally forgot about this

I still think some ideas in there aren't half bad
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>>4939678
fuck you i tried my best
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>>4939485
What's on her inner thigh?
It looks like she taped a pack of cigarettes to herself.
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>>4939689

I probably wouldn't have called you a giant raging cunt if I'd have wanted you to stay

I DEFINITELY wouldn't have said "good riddance" if I'd have wanted you to stay.

Go see a therapist or something, you goddamn loser.
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Someone draw some cute fluttershy
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>>4939636
>tacky sweaters
>not handlebar moustaches
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>>4939660
Is there a quick way to download all of these?
I am not good at tumblr plz halp
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>>4939714
>implying 90% of MLPG is not too beta to punch someone in the face
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>>4939710
More like Flitter won't let him.
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>>4939720
It looks like a book with a beard
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>>4939695

What, are you saying that she didn't?
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>>4939627
>There will never be an episode where Spike grows wings and learns to fly with Scootaloo.
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>>4939714

I'd be the first to whip out my dick
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>>4939569
>>4939596
How long was he writing? Like, 2 weeks?
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>>4939722
I fucking love Femsnails. She writes self-insert fapfiction with the male six, how is that not great.
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>>4939689

Farewell, MD, I never knew you. No really, I didn't. I was away from MLPG for some time. Best of luck, I guess.
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Rarity is prettiest pony.
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>>4939736
>implying retard strength wouldn't kick in as soon as the first punch gets thrown
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>>4939734
http://ronfitzgerald.com/?cat=50
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>>4939740
Yeah but who gives a shit. It's not like she posted them here, it was an anon that did.
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Mandatory


seriously wish i had your people's address i would make a murder vid and release it for the masses and prove that no matter how much "loveandtolerancebullshit" you have it all ends the same with you on your knees screaming while im gutting you with a hacksaw.
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>>4939728
That's jut boring

Wait...Okay guys what if
What if
Guys
What if the mustaches are on the cutie marks?
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>>4939771
Long time no see.
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>>4939714
>Oh wow there are loads of us. So, first things first, what is your favourite pony?
No survivors.
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>>4939747
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>>4939769

I never said anything about either of those things
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>>4939771
lol

fag
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>>4939753
A month and a half.
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>>4939771
I missed you.
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>>4939771
Look everybody it's Tryhard McFaggot.
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>>4939740
I'm saying is that Marker pony defense force is the highest form of autism, even worse than sentenal. And you are part of it.
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>>4939771
Good to see you're still alive and kicking, good brother.
Keep fightan the final boss the good fight.
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>>4939675
Didn't we get some art of this?
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>>4939759
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>>4939799

But I'm not defending marker at all

I just pointed it out

I think you've got problems
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An episode about butts

or

Another episode about the CMC
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>>4939771
you want it? you can have it.

you can also have a facefull of rock-salt the moment you take a step on my property.
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Someone please draw Marker pony kissing surprised Isaac pony (being all tsun-tsun)
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Wait, someone made porn of marker pone?

Link. Now, you niggers.
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>>4939805

I like Atryl a lot because he draws pubes pretty often

I've got a weak spot for pubes
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>>4939780
>learning to fly from Dash
"So what you do is flap you wings then go fast.
N-no, go fast.
What are you doing? I said go fast, not fall over! No! Go fast!"
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>>4939816
What about older CMC butts?
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>>4939821
no please don't
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>>4939813
and why exactly did you feel the need to point it out?
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>>4939813
>I just pretended to be retarded
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>people responding seriously to hacksaw

what the fuck
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>>4939816
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>>4939828
What about huge, thick, wild bushes?
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>>4939816
Why do all of the CMC has terrible taste?
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>>4939816
CMC BUTTS
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>>4939805
Now see, this isn't bad. but his anthros scare the fuck out of me.
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>>4939833

Yes please
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>>4939836

The same reason you felt the need to jump on it immediately

>>4939839

problems
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The more I think of this the cuter it becomes.
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I don't like this place anymore. I think I'm going to go.
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Would you hug this pony?
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>>4939850
no, those butts aren't developed enough yet...
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>>4939844

Even better.
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>>4939864

Yes
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>>4939689
I like femdom.

You're okay in my books.
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>>4939865
I think they're ripe enough.
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>>4939864
No. She'd give me rabies.
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>>4939858
I'm not that guy
but you should have known that saying that would provoke a reaction
you'd have to be stupid not to realize that
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>>4939860

If you go then who will carry that weight?
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>>4939859
draw more, but i need some colored pics to really make it stand out
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>>4939816
>Halo 4
Silly Scootaloo, that's not how we spell Metroid Prime.
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>>4939835
>>4939676
Please fuck off retard
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OC Donut Steel
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>>4939859
That's pretty cute.

Wonder what Scoots would say.
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>>4939885
let the weight drop
there's no point in carrying it any longer
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>>4939897

You first brony
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WE HERE A FART FROM SCOOBY AND WE SEE HIS PENIS GO COMANDO ON WALTER THE FARTING DOG WHILE WALTER SAYS "LOOK AT MY BALLS AND MY DICK BECAUSE I'M SO GAY AND I SPANK MY MONKEY TO SCOOBY'S FARTS, JAKE'S FARTS, AND MY FARTS BECAUSE I WATCH SPONG BOB RIP HIS PENIS WHILE HE WAS ALL LIKE "ALL YA STEROIDS YA ROIDS YES ALL YA" BUT THEY WERNT STEROIDS, THEY WERE ASSES BECAUSE THE ASS LEVEL WAS HIGH LIKE REX ON CRACK LAST NIGHT DURING THE FART ORGY WITH MAH BOI AND THE FARTING COWS WHICH THERE FARTS NUDER ME LIKE THE GAY PROSTATE DOC ON STEROIDS WITH HIS ASS BUDDIE STICKING DILDOS UP SCOOBY WHILE HES DOING THE FART SCENE WHICH GIVES ME A BONER THAT LASTS FOR WEEKS LIKE REX HUMPING DILDOS TO THE OGEY LAST NIGHT, WITH HIS PENIS THAT IS "BIG AND HASTY LIKE A BIG N TASTY OFF THE DOLLAR MENU" WHILE REX MASTERBATES TO RUFF RUFFMAN'S DICK WHILE RUFF RUFFMAN GIVES ME A BLOW JOB WHILE PLAYING GAY BASEBALL WITH HIS PENIS.
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>>4939860
me too...
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>>4939892
>there will never be another game that takes place after fusion

;_;
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>>4939818

>Loading shells with rocksalt

Enjoy going to jail
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>>4939901
I want demonpones to be in S3
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"What's for breakfast, Anon?"
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>>4939906
>brony
FUCK OFF AND DIE YOU ELITIST FILTH
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>>4939919

What the fuck is wrong with your face
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Which pony would get along best with their VA?

What would they do while hanging out together?
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>>4939919
My dick! Eat up!
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>>4939916
I will.
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>>4939925

You first

brony
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>>4939919
cum-covered pancakes
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>>4939829
http://cmac2311.deviantart.com/art/TKOE-Chap-01-Page-29-325759191
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>>4939763
You are a saint

Here, you may have this pone
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So, let me get this straight.

A writers writes lots of stories for MLPG, and MLPG is allowed to call that writer terrible with no repercussions, even if some people are enjoying his work. And when that happens, the writer isn't allowed to say "Stop insulting me" because he is "Thin skinned".

So, essentially, the word of mouth is you are allowed to post content for people (for free mind you), and they are allowed to belittle you even for no reason, BUT you are not even allowed to show the slightest bit of anger or angst towards those people?

Yeah, I can see the unappealing conditions a contributor would see here.

And because the angry people are all anonymous. "Because none of us is as cruel as all of us", right? You keep saying you're not like /b/ like that, but you really are.

You would shame someone with a name on if they said half the stuff an average anonymous hater would say.
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>everything
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>>4939929
smitty pls
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>>4939929

>sticking your dick into someone's unwashed morning mouth
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>>4939928
I know that Fluttershy and Libman would get along great. Twilight would be pretty creeped out by Tara t first, but she'd warm up eventually.
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>>4939947

>and MLPG is allowed to call that writer terrible with no repercussions

Stopped reading there.

A few vocal anons is not MLPG. If someone can't handle being called a faggot, they probably shouldn't even be on 4chan.
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>>4939816
>Look up pikmin 3
>trailer
>"It's been 10 years since a new pikmin title."
No that, that can't be right.
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>>4939946
I like that pone.
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>>4939947
No, the only problem is when the author only acknowledges the shitposters who attack them and ignore their fans or those who are offering legitimate criticism
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>>4939969
that's a bullshit excuse
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>>4939947
>MLPG is allowed to

No

SOME PEOPLE AT THE MLPG are allowed to do that

Not MLPG as a whole

Negative opinions are always more vocal than positive ones, and on 4chan, it may just be the same guy samefagging over and over, as we've seen do many times
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>>4939982
I can't remember the last time someone offered any legitimate criticism
it's always either "UNF UNF UNF" or "IT'S SHIT KILL YOURSELF"
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>>4939984

No it's not.
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Don't mind me, I just post a beautiful picture...
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>>4939919
Dash doesnt strike me as the .....cooking type
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>>4939928
Libman and Fluttershy would get along well
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>>4939946
awww, lucky!
I want a pone...
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>>4939984

You're right, I guess every single person in MLPG has to like something and never speak badly about it for someone to want to contribute.
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>>4940000
obviously you're cooking for her
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>>4939947
>you are not even allowed to show the slightest bit of anger or angst towards those people?

Here's where you screw up. This doesn't solve anything - you're always going to have someone who insults you or belittles you unnecessarily. No matter how much anger you show towards them or how much you posture at being enraged, they aren't going to stop. In fact, it will probably even exacerbate the issue because some people will see that it's easy to get a rise out of you.
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>>4939947

This is 4chan, free-for-all, dicks and assholes are a given, so if you gonna post you have to learn to deal with it.
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>>4939970
God I feel old...
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>>4939994

I can't remember the last time someone asked for criticism
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>>4940012
Here, you can take this one for free.
Nobody wants it.
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>>4939947
Is this some thinly veiled TAW Defense Force post?
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>>4940020
there's a difference between expressing your dislike and throwing a tantrum
not that I'd expect you to know that
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>>4939973
Oh yeah? WELL I HATE HER

on opposite day!
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>>4940037

Guess which one you're doing right now?
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>MLPG writefag drama
>TAW
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>>4940032
why the fuck should they have to ASK for it? just fucking GIVE it to them
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>>4940024
Why should i?
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>>4940035
>>4940048
Called it.
>>
what is this nightmare world we live in where criticism is anger and disagreement is trolling
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>>4940036
But i just wanted to hang out ;_;
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>>4940054

Well, that'd be fine and dandy if any of our writefags wrote shit that didn't have the express purpose of causing orgasms.

Also, for example
>here take these sexwords
>unf
>GIVE CRITICISM YOU SHITFUCK
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>>4940058

I think this is about that other guy. What's-his-face, MD?
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>>4940065
Welcome to the age of the internet
>>
cling stubbornly to your hatred for the rest of your life
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>>4940036

Why are you responding seriously you retard
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MD I'm sorry but you weren't important enough her to cause any drama or ripples. Just another temporary writefag who scribbled out a few stories them imploded. Dime a dozen.
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>>4940065
what is this nightmare world we live in where "kill yourself you brony autist faggot" constitutes legitimate criticism?
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>>4940038
Is it opposite day today?!

I LOVE YOU, ANON.
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I'm sory for making this post but i cant' stpop[ m yself
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>>4940075
I bet he's not even a real doctor
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I feel really cold

Which pony would be good to cuddle to warm up?
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>>4940077
how about instead we cling to old disney movies
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>>4940076
i don't like this at all
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>>4940084

What is this nightmare world where the minority is considered instead of the majority?
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>>4940086
DERPY IS A VERY BEAUTIFUL PONY!
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>>4940075
This is just a repeat of when TAW left.

This proves that most fanfic writers are fags
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>>4939947
>>4939947
TAW was shit and you are shit for defending him.
get out, nobody will miss you.
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>>4940054
I don't know, I've been writing nonsense for mlpg for a couple months and it doesn't really bother me that I haven't gotten legitimate criticism.
It's not that I would throw a shit-fit if someone pointed out how awful I am or how I basically write the same thing every time, but I do understand that I'm just writing porn so as long as I still get an 'unf' or a 'why boner why' I'm going to keep going.
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>>4940109
THIS MLPG IS AMAZING
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>>4940078
because he was being snide
so I wanted to be snide back
blind reactionary stupidity is often to blame
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>>4940097
>not liking something

Quit being a parasprite anon
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>>4939859
Do more! I think it's cute too.
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>>4940084
why do people pay attention to that or think that it deserves a legitimate response.
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>>4939969
>vocal minority

Because none of us is as cruel as all of us, right?

>>4939982
The few shit posters that harass your contributors, who write stories for people here for free because they are by definition generous, those few drown out the legit fans of the person.

So, lets to some educated guess work. The steam group has ~300 users in it. /mlp/ is the 10th fastest board on 4chan, and an average MLPG thread lasts around 3-5 hours. It stands to reason that there are a great deal of people on this very trhead, but they remain silent.

So, 10-20% of the total amount of people on this board are actively posting, and a few percent of that percent are vocally hating on people in general. That 2% or so or people are drowning out the 15% of people, and by extension 90% of everyone on this thread.

Something is very wrong here. A small number of people shouldn't have the power to seem like the voice of MLPG as a whole.
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>shitflinging AGAIN

have we had a single clean MLPG today
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>>4940096
>You will never be trapped in a cave with Pinkie Pie as she sings "Never Had a Friend Like Me"
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>>4940096
So long as he doesn't go on to the sequels. They get so bad in parts.
Speaking of movies, though, which Disney movie would be the favorite of your favorite pony?
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>>4940077
Anger. Strong, emotions. Keep a man, sane.
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>>4940112
Eat my asshole.
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>>4940091
All ponies would be good to cuddle because horses are naturally warmer than humans, but I think a fire-based pony would be especially warm
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>>4940122
sentenal...
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>>4940122
>Something is very wrong here. A small number of people shouldn't have the power to seem like the voice of MLPG as a whole.

welcome to pretty much everything ever
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>>4940142
MAKE ME
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>>4940126
fuck you
I will not rest until every single person in this thread is miserable
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>>4940134
I want to watch the Pagemaster with Twilight
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>>4940134
>pagemaster

mah nigga-
>fliename

oh god I'd shit bricks if we got a Pagemaster tier episode
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>>4940153
Have fun breaking through my meter-thick wall of apathy.
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>>4940122

Well, then what the fuck do you want us to do? I can't control a man's mind, if that's what you are asking.
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>>4940122
What you need there is to introduce a system where everyone has a name and the majority opinion can be expressed through rating posts.

Oh wait.
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>>4940122

Is it not the fault of the author for not being able to ignore shit like "FAGGOT BRONY AUTIST!"

Is it not the fault of the author for expecting criticism from a few masturbating anons without asking for it?
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I tried to post an image macro I made that I've only ever posted here, and it duplicate file detected to a thread in the piss

one of you guys is a traitor
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>>4940157
>Twilight and Rainbow Dash venture into some of their favorite books of varying genres
hell, I'd watch it

>they dive into an H.P. Lovecraft-esque story about monsters from beyond the stars
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>>4940115
Is it, right?
Too bad this is just dream.
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>>4940139
I will eliminate hatred, envy, jealousy, selfishness, and cynicism
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>>4939947
One shitpost to rule them all, one shitpost to find them, one shitpost to bring them all, and in the threads, bind them.

This is the One Shitpost, forged by the Dark Lord Shitposter himself.
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>>4940153

Ho, good luck with that nigga
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>>4940122
Hello, welcome to the real world

What you said? That applies to everything else. If people are not outright forced to voice their opinions, the negative-opinionated will always be more vocal than the positive ones. That's just how it is
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>>4940162
She doesn't think about you any more.
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>>4940176
Well no shit, it's not like any of those faggots couldn't just wander in here and save our pictures
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>>4940181
I loled.
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>>4940114
unF
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>>4940027
So, again, a contributor is powerless against the few people who are vocal in their hate. So really, who is to say that that small number of people are the ones who are caring? If the legit fans are being drowned out by the few haters, then logically, they don't really care about this person or his continued interest to stay for them. Since the contributor is unaware that the 20% ever exists, and only knows of those 5% of haters, then that is the MLPG they see. This isn't the fault of the writers or artist, it's the fault of the people. By not speaking out, either against the few degenerates or just saying to the person "Hey, I like your work. Thank you", you are helping the image of a MLPG you don't want to be real, to be real.
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>>4940198
Was it you!?
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LAST DANCE WITH MLPG

ONE MORE TIME TO KILL THE PAIN
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WEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLL
he ain't my boy but the brother is heavy
Gave away my possessions and moved into a chevy
Van, yeah that's the masterplan
Drive into the woods and eat corn out the can
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>have to check to make sure im not in the /b/read

i find myself having to do this a lot these days
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>>4940187
There was never a "her" in the first place. Nor a "him."
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hey look come on
there's no reason to be upset

how about I draw you guys some femsnails or something
would that help
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>>4940176

I'm sided with the Mafia, but you will never discover my identity!
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>>4940185
Not necessarily. It's more that people on either end of the spectrum are the most vocal. People who slavishly love something will defend it and people who hate something will attack it. The majority of people who are somewhere in the middle don't speak up.
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>>4940152
unf
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>>4940181
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>>4940203
>a contributor is powerless

Can't the contributor just...you know...ignore the shitposters? Is it really that hard?
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>>4940218

Only if it's adorkable shy Femsnails
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>>4940187
You are a pathetic waste of a human body, wasting away sitting in front of a screen.
You are all pathetic wastes of human bodies.
Even I am.
>>
Anon x Rainbow Dash 2nd person fic is go: http://pastebin.com/cgMcWT7A

I finished it a few days ago but this talking about fanfiction inspired me to give it a post. Mind the few sparse typos that are in there.
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>>4940218
Draw some Lyra if you can
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>>4940218
It would be nice for those of us waiting for soe,thign that isn't a shitposting signal
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>>4940177
>RD
Nah man it should be Twilight alone

The characters from the books that help her should act and look like the mane cast

Daring Do's assistant should be Dash, The random baker in some random commedy should be Pinkie and so on

And all of it was a coma dream induced by a bookcase falling over her
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>>4940220
>tfw no gun
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>>4940218
Probably not, but I would appreciate it.
Have anything in mind, or are you asking the audience for ideas?
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>>4940220
why don't we ever play mafia anymore?
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>>4940203
>contributor is powerless against the few people who are vocal in their hate

Except by, like, I dunno, ignoring senseless hate or something.

Nah, nevermind, that'd be too rational.
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>>4940234
B-b-but my emotions!
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>>4940234
If we could collectively ignore shitposters the vast majority of MLPG's issues would immediately vanish
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>>4940203
>>4940027
>>4939947
So, your fucking retarded theory applies to the situation with marker pony porn. Where is your god now? Why these faggots does not allow me to have fun by shitposting and expressing their shitty opnions so loud?
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>>4940207
Fuck the pain away
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>>4940203
sentenal...
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>>4940203

Tough luck then. No system is perfect.
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>>4940250
I dunno man, i just dont know
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>>4940237

But I'm here for only a few hours between 5 pm and 7 pm, and 10 pm and 12 pm, because I'm either working, running, weightlifting, or sleeping outside of that time
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>>4940234
you know how persistent they are
it's not so easy to ignore after awhile
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>>4940075
>>4940058
>>4940035
False, I don't even read MT's or TAW's work. However, I do know the following: They have been here for some time. They have posted stories, and with that, I know that there are some people on MLPG that enjoy their work. Therefore, if it is impossible to please 100% of people or a number close to that, anyone who can produce content for a decent amount of people is a contributor. Even if I don't personally have interest in the content or like it, there is no denying facts, and I believe in decency on MLPG.
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>>4940277
someone make a lobby right now
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>>4940250
>>4940277

Because nobody makes games

make a goddamn game and it might fill
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Wait are we acting like retards again?

I'm to lazy to read what's happening
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>>4940266

God, you are so fixated. Don't shoehorn your agenda into this
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>>4940288
>and I believe in decency on MLPG.
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>>4940267
BABY DON'T HURT ME.
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>>4940288
...is this an argument that Ross is a valued contributor?
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>>4940298
>needing to read the thread to be able to answer that question
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>>4940299
Didn't I told you to fuck off? Speaking of fixated autists
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What do you imagine the drawfags look like?
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>>4939988
That is a problem with complete anonymity, and I am against that. One person should be one person, not several. It's why I support the ID system currently on /b/ and /q/.
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>>4939864
i'd hug her so hard she squeaked
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>>4940252
>>4940234
You know who knows how to ignore fucking stupid shitposts?

TAW

That motherfucker couldn't be moved by red tongued satan during her PMS. I wish we could be more like TAW.
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>>4940285
Yes. Yes it is

You just identify them by using the power of not being a retard and ignore them

It really is that easy
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>>4940318
>Didn't I told
English, you dumb shit.
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>>4940320
Like people, presumably.
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>>4940298
I have no idea what's going on but I just got drunk for the first time so I'm having a real good time
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>>4940321
SENTENAL!
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>hole in just the right part of my pants where if I get a boner the head could pop out
Why.
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>"You really think I'm cute?"
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>>4940333
you might as well tell a depressed person to "lighten up"
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why are pretty things pretty
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What would you do if someone ever asked you "what time does the narwhal bacon" in public?
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>>4940318

Anon, you are acting like a capricious spoiled child. This is very unbecoming of you.
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>>4940340
>getting drunk for the first time
>that feel
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>>4940320
>Rose
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>>4940266
>>4940318
Definitely a pervert from either South America or mainland Europe.
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>>4940344
unf
I'd tease you til it popped out
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>>4940320
I don't know, but I'm a writefag who is a pretty pegasus and I hope that's how everyone imagines me when I post with my name
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>>4940348
of course
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>>4940358
>not fat as fuck
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Glitter Glue, please to draw humorous rape scene featuring Rainbow Dash
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>>4940348
No.
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I WONDER WONDER WHAT'S IN A WONDER BALL?
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>>4940348
Dash
Please
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>>4940348
no, of course not, you're just one of the bros, dash

ha, i can't even look at you in that way
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>>4940320
They look like all Anons look. Disembodied blobs of spirit floating in front of a monitor.
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Rarity's evil laugh, as requested.
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>>4940353
"Narwhal bacon? Isn't that illegal or something? I don't really eat bacon man, sorry"
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>>4940218
Yeah, I can't sleep dad.

Can we have spikejack feels too?
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>>4940361
A.J.?
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>>4940357
I wish I could remember that but for me it was when I was 7 at a wedding...
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Guys, can we fetish now?
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COME ON ANON WHERE'S THAT MAFIA GAME
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>>4940348

You're adorable
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>>4940288
MLPG is filled with pathetic angry losers, autists and retards. So, I ask again - to whom you are appealing? It is useless.
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>>4940353
Reply "bacon isn't a verb."
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>>4940397
I have to go do bio ;_;
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>>4940350
That metaphor isn't apt at all.
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>>4940320

Huge masses of meat with muscled hands and atrophied legs
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>>4940344

I got a pack of boxers yesterday and they all have a hole like that right in the front middle. I guess one could just be an understandable defect, but ALL of them?!
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>>4940385
>those teeth

who is your favorite pony, Corwin?
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>>4940380
THE WONDERBOLTS?
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>>4940370
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>>4940396
We can, but you can't start it like that
You have to do something like

>You will never drunkenly rut Applejack on top of the bar in front of everyone
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>>4939633
I think that Twilight and Fluttershy would be an adorable couple
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>>4940357
I'm calming down real quick but 30 minutes ago I was staring at the wall, unable to lift my head of off the desk, and just laughing my ass of
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>>4940414
I'm not talking about the fly, homie.
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>>4940358
>Aspirant
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>tfw you like the Pegasus type but don't like RD or Fluttershy
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>>4940353
C.Q.C. Throw.
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>>4940418
that pony is adorable
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>>4940321

They will just exploit it for even greater effect
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>>4940396

Okay
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>>4940309
No. It's quite simple.

Someone wants to draw for MLPG's users. He draws, but he isn't liked. His work is seen as rough or incomplete, and by any other account that would be fine. A reasonable person would take those words to heart and attempt to improve his craft. After all, if you truly love doing something, you would by proxy want to improve on it.

However in relation to Ross, he has not shown to have these quality. And in addition to a unattractive personality and hostility towards even the most remote of people criticizing him, he has shown to not be a contributor, since he is adding nothing constructive to anyone's experience on MLPG.
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>>4940414
That's there so you don't have to pull your boxes down to pee
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>>4940420
What are those clever fuckers up to? Why did they build this tower? Are they spying on pones?

This picture only creates questions and misery.
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>>4940329

Uh, do you remember how he left?
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>>4940370
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>>4940442
feet are gross and smelly

why are they so arousing

same with anuses
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>>4940430
flutter with anyone is an adorable couple
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>>4940434
>not stalking Aspirant enough to know hes in the USAF
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>>4940456
WHY DON'T WE FORCE OURSELFS INSIDE
THEY ARE FUCKING GOATS
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>>4940439
I think her name is Medley.
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>>4940396
>>>/d/

And stay there.
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>>4940417
This one.
Why do you ask?
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Did the Boopceanera picture ever get done?
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>>4940456
I hope that the FiM goat land is filled with towers like these
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>>4940348

Of course, ma petite Dashie.
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>>4940420
>>4940456
If goats have towers

What do ponies have?
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>>4940465

It's one of life's mysteries
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>>4940321
Then why are you on 4chan? There are thousands of fora out there with IDs, so why are you on one of the few imageboards without them?
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>>4940473
but they won't let us fetish about ponies, will they?
Do they even do fetish greentexts? I thought that board was just all dickgirl dumps all the time
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>>4940425

No no, man.

It's gotta be more like

>You will never drunkenly remove human Applejack's boots at the bar and smell her stinky feet in front of everyone
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>>4940358
>>4940358
She is at last 4 times fatter anon.
Sorry to burst your bubble if you know what I meant.
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>>4940175
Anyone who enjoys a work would be bound by a social contact to give some kind of feed back to the creator. If you like something and indulge in something, you should give something back in return. It's courteous, respectable and it helps insure that that person will continue to indulge your pleasures. The greater quality in the feedback, the stronger the relation is between contributor and consumer.
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>>4940497
empires
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http://scenekids.com/DragonWarrior
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>>4940497
Chutes and ladders.
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>>4940497
spires
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>>4940497

Castles, cloud cities, and filthy mud pony containment huts.
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>>4940353
standard response to all internet faggotry.
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>>4940479
>the capital is just a really huge tower with smaller sub-towers coming out of it
>leaders are on the top
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>>4940479
>goatland has terrain similar to Afghanistan
>minarets everywhere
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>>4940484
why is she so effortlessly beautiful

some of us have to wear makeup and false eyelashes and tail extensions just to keep up

it's not fair
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>>4940521

Black is not a color.
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Where's Pinkie?

Where did she go?
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>>4940425
>>4940508
Starting greentext with >you will never
Plebs, the both of you.
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>>4940329
>her
you autistic ret--
oh, fine, trannies deserver some respect
>PMS
jesus fucking christ, you really are a retard. PMS is gender-based thing on biological level and no matter what some tranny boy think of himself and no matter how much he wants a vagina it won't change his biology.
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>>4940532
>A small village is just a scattering of towers that circles a larger tower that is continually improved as the community grows
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>>4940508

She'd be pretty embarrassed
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>>4940537
>RD
>Beautiful
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
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Pound secretly bakes because he doesn't want his friends to know.
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>>4940521
>No search function
Well. It's probably for the best.
I dont think I want to know what I'd see if I searched "brony"
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>>4940527

Which is?
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>>4940537
But how can you say she is pretty when she has no pink?
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>>4940545
Where'd she go?
I miss her so.
Seems like it's been forever that she's been gone
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>>4940396
>>4940425
>You will never work out with Pinkie
>you never get past the warm-up stretching - within five minutes the two of you are just grinding into each other
>You will never peel her sweaty workout outfit off of her
>you will never rut her for hours on end, workout routine entirely forgotten
>you will never meet week after week under the guise of exercise, each time saying "okay, no, seriously, this week we actually have to workout", only to spend the entire day mating with her
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>>4940537
there's something great about a girl who doesn't try too hard to be pretty, and doesn't need to
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>>4940556
yesssss, this is good

im liking this idea
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>>4940185
This is true. In the words of MLK Jr: “Not only will we have to repent for the sins of bad people; but we also will have to repent for the appalling silence of good people."

What I am pushing for is for this fact to be more widely known on, at least, MLPG.
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>>4940387
>Spikejack feels
It's best to just keep them in your head, they always seem better there.

But, could you imagine the entire Apple family pitching in to take care of him? Mac and AJ would have him help in the field, where Spike's own laziness would force him to find new ways to make it easier, like gaining better control of his teleport breath. He'd probably end up having to tutor Applebloom, since my headcanon has him being at least a teacher's assistant with Cherilee.
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Flutterderp is a ship we should see more of
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>>4940569
She got eaten anon
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>>4940546
>You will never find and assassinate MLPG's undercover greentext cop
>You will never help Silver Spoon out of her catsuit as she relaxes after a job from Diamond Tiara
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>>4940548
>conquering goat armies deconstruct the towers and add the materials to their own
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>>4940556
oh god MT
pls give me another homoerotic ship
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>>4940546

Don't feed me your expertise fetish greentexting bullshit

Any way that your fetish gets across is perfectly fine. Dicks don't care.
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>>4940553

But she is beautiful.
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>>4940566
oh she has pink

you just have to know where to look

her vagina
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>>4940583
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>>4940592
It's not evern homeerotic! It's Mentorrotic
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>>4940556
>older Dash is constantly checking Rumble out
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>>4940599

thank you for explaining
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>>4940579
sentenal, please...

really...
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>>4940599
I'm looking.
I don't see it
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>>4940602
i don't know what that word means
please define it for me
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>>4940601
What's the matter Dash? Are you jealous?
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>>4940602
MT, draw more porn of marker pony please.
Let the autistic haters feel delicious pain in the ass.
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>>4940537
Even if she did have them, Fluttershy wouldn't need tail extensions to be beautiful
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>>4940601
Ok, ok, I get it, it should be derpyshy
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Spike!
What the fuck are you doing to Twilight?!?
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here as promised

I made you guys some fresh Femsnails
Maybe this will help?
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>>4940556
applejack is a good cook
would you say she is the best cook
would she be able to keep up on hell's kitchen
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>>4940587
but the catsuit is Pinkie's thing
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>>4940633

it's shit
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>>4940631
He's hugging her
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>>4940583
It's the best Derpyship
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>>4940604
>for the Wonderbolts
>kid has good form, is fast, and can pull off a mean Barrel Corkscrew Roll
>plus, he's got an ass that would look fantastic in latex
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>>4940633
CUTE AS FUCK
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>>4940615
I think she was mashing "mentor" and "erotic" together. So it's like teacher-student hotness.
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>>4940619
>>4940628
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>>4940633

Hawt
>>
DORKS
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>>4940648
unf
I love authoritative roles
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>>4940634
She just makes common fare food. But of course for people who have on;y eaten shit in their life AJ seems like the patron saint of cooking
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>>4940633
2deep4me
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>>4940559

Google this: brony site:http://scenekids.com/
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>>4940234
Some people yes. But again, not everyone is like you or me or most other people on 4chan. Face value feedback is what people in the real life experience. When someone says "That tie makes you look gay", you think they meant what they said. However, at least in real life you have the advantage to pick up on subtly in the persons voice. On 4chan, emotionless text can't fill that auditory void, so some people take words at what they appear at face value.

And not everyone can adjust to 4chan as quickly or seamlessly as other, more robust 4chaners, like GG for example.
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>>4940662
shhhh
shhhhh
go be depressed somewhere else

shhhhhhhhhh
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>>4940634

YOU STUPID DONKEY
>>
HEY BRONYS HIGH HOOF

/)
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>>4940644
>Dash has matured over the years, becoming more like her mentor Spitfire
>more laid-back, more confident
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Would you take advantage of a retarded Derpy?
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>>4940666

Not like she made the deserts for the royal wedding or anything
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>>4940633
fucking 4chan x

HERE as promised
is fresh Femsnails

maybe it will help
or maybe not
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>>4940680
\)
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>>4940637
Then what kind of outfit does adult!assassin!pony!Silver Spoon wear?
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>>4940682

No
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>>4940672
>And not everyone can adjust to 4chan as quickly or seamlessly as other, more robust 4chaners, like GG for example.
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>>4940581
>But, could you imagine the entire Apple family pitching in to take care of him?

What? You're terrible at this mom, those aren't feels, where's the conflict? I want dad to tell me my story.
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>>4940680
it looks like a thumb
>>
Do you think ponies even like butts?

Maybe because they see butts all the time, their society views butts like ours would shoulder blades or backs. They just don't see the appeal of butts.

What would pone fetishize if they didn't covet shapely pony plots?
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>>4940682
If by take advantage you mean love and cherish for the rest of my life?
Then yes
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>>4940671
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>>4940697
oh god that was painful to read...
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>>4940682
Oh god, story idea.
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>>4940690
yes, this pleases me
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Anyone have that picture of "The Stag" that Art-Anon did?
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>>4940690
Ha.
>tfw you've seen people legitimately confused about which base is where.
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>>4940716
great...
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>>4940691
(\ 0v0 /)
>>4940691
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>>4940707

Hooves, Wings, Horns
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>>4940402
I'm attempting to appeal to the chill part of MLPG. I've noticed that, as the night goes on, the average person will not expend energy in pointless hate rants or being angry in general.
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>>4940641
Are you kidding me?
He sucks a nipple of Twilight Sparkle!
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>>4940707
crotchboobs
unshorned fetlocks
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>>4940556

That makes no sense though.
His dad bakes.
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>>4940683
That's was just for her to feel good

>Well a lot of famous designers are saying Rarity is good so we should have her make the dresses
>And Pinkie is a pony who has making parties as her special talent. Clearly she knows what she's doing
>bla bla bla
>And AJ...well she can hit things...and wear a hat...Oh just put her in the kitchen or something
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>>4940690
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>>4940725
other than home run ive never been able to figure out what each base is supposed to be
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>>4940711
Oh man someone show this to /v/
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>>4940736

Yes.

all the sensitive parts
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>>4940712
I'm sorry, but I had to clarify what exactly I was picturing. Why couldn't she just wear a catsuit? it's not like there's only one in Equestria.
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>>4940748
>"y-you can be the royal tree bucker!"
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>>4940742
>that screencap

I like how their snout looks more roundier, it looks so cute.

Is there any more of it?
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>>4940748

>AJ makes dessert for the royal wedding
>No she's bad because I said so also fanon
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>>4940765

I would, but I just got two bans in a row there recently for similar stuff.
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>>4940743
>crotchboobs
>unshorn fetlocks
I'll add bellies to the list and append that to my 'butts aren't sexy in poneworld' sub-headcanon.
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>>4940764
First base is kissing, second is "petting" over the clothes, third is "petting" under the clothes, and then there's the "home run" which is sex.
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>>4940764

First - Kissing
Second - Fingering
Third - Oral, anal
Fourth - Sex
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>>4940766
there are tail fetishists, but they are few and far between. They also try to keep it to themselves.
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>>4940803
anal is a grand slam, stupid
>>
I also just put the fic up on Ponyfiction archive if you guys don't like pastebin. Don't forget to leave glowing reviews~

Or tell me it's shit, whatever. Just please respond, I want to know I didn't start writing again for nothing more than my own sick fantasies
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>>4940777
Don't know, sorry but I don't understand what to you mean exactly...
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>>4940805

I think I would enjoy a tailjob

Specifically a Fluttershy tailjob
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>>4940781
Dude I was just trying to make a joke. For fun.

Sorry it was that bad..
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>>4940799
My home run is hugging
I'm a very pude-ish girl
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>>4940812
Fuck. Link: http://explicit.ponyfictionarchive.net/viewstory.php?sid=820
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>>4940805
I bet ponies like to entangle their tails together as a way of "holding hands"
because trying to walk while holding hooves would be just awkward
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>>4940803
old definition has second as heavy petting and third as handjobs/fingering.
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>>4940722
1/2
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>>4940805
>rev up those greentexts!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15BkjLyR37I&feature=g-u-u

Muslims asked a COD map because of some lettering. Why are Muslims so thin skinned?
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>>4940722
2/2
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>>4940805
>tail length is equivalent of boob size in human society
I know I heard this kind of fanon before and I love the idea. It makes Fluttershy's 'tail extensions' gossip article a lot more fun in my mind.
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>>4940825
>meaning it is a clopfic or features gore
What the fuck am I about to read here?
Who the hell are you?
Is this vanilla ponysex or what?
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>>4940834
I don't get it
>>
What is love?
Seriously I don't know
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Jesus Christ, it's like this site is composed of all of Purple Tinker's friends combined. It's hilarious and tragic at the same time.
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>>4940812

MLPG's kinda moody right now.

Also even on a good day we don't seem to be as much into reading things that aren't a few lines of sexy greentext.

Might want to take it to fimchan or something.
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>>4940819

Best think twice next time before insulting my waifu, motherfucker
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>>4940840
You best no be disrespecting Allah and his prophet there.
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>>4940812
whats the fetish
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>>4940853
I write rapefics
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>>4940840
Because they are a militaristic religion, and any slight, no matter how unintentional, is a grave sin against them and Allah.
They should take a note out of the Christians' handbook and just roll with the jokes. When's the last time you've seen a Catholic get upset over what would be considered blasphemous? I think we wore ourselves out during the Crusades.
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>>4940816

Rarity gives the best tailjobs
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>>4940861
I'd rather read a nice >feel
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>>4940875
ooo

Link?
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>>4940873
>Behead_Those_Who_Insult_Rarity.jpg
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>>4940881
dat prehensile tail
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>>4940875
Did you put it on the clopsort?
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>>4940873
Allah and Mohamed aren't even ponies
They suck
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>>4940874
Anon x Pony, forceful, rape, etc. 2nd person
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>>4940881
unf.
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>>4940881
What if Rarity uses stallion cocks to curl her hair?
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>>4940813
I mean this kind of snout, that looks like a "piggy" snout!
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>>4940877
You obviously don't live in America.
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>>4940881
>She doesn't speak to you for two weeks after the first time you call her squiggletail in public
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>>4940854
its a parody of the stig from top gear
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>>4940910
What if Rarity uses her own cock to curl her hair?
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>>4940860

More.
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>>4940873
They're shit
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>>4940932
oh my fucking god where do these come from?
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>>4940920
I was excluding gay marriage and other such things.
I actually live somewhere in Virginia, and have thankfully not run across many Baptists.
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>>4940921
how would the other ponies react to you calling them by their nicknames?
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>>4940877
>Because they are a militaristic religion, and any slight, no matter how unintentional, is a grave sin against them and Allah.
>They should take a note out of the Christians' handbook and just roll with the jokes. When's the last time you've seen a Catholic get upset over what would be considered blasphemous? I think we wore ourselves out during the Crusades.

Europe went through an enlightenment. Middle-East didn't. They freaked out just as much. But they learned that they couldn't win through force, and just had to accept it. And they absorbed a large amount of enlightenment thinking.
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>>4940901
I wrote the Ambassadors fic, which caused a shitstorm of people trying to delete it 24/7 because it had Twilight and Rainbow Dash getting raped. I don't know if putting it on the clopsort is a good idea.
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>>4940941
http://scenekids.com/
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I'll color this one, but I'm wondeirng if they shoiuld share the scarf
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>>4940881
That's still one of my favorite scenes from S1 for Rarity. I love how sneaky she's trying to be.
>>
>That feel when you masturbate with expensive regenerative creams
>That feel when you masturbate with nothing for a change

it's so smooooooth
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Good night MLPG.

Please have some nice new horseboners in the morning.
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>>4940834
Where can I find the original of this? I can't into google apparently.
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>>4940952

>your
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>>4940950

Wait, this RD rape fic isn't new

I read it a while back
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>>4940952
dont share the scarf
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>>4940961
that reminded me that I haven't fapped with any cream in a long time
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>>4940840

Why does this short haired lesbian make my dick hard?
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>>4940941

http://scenekids.com/DarkVador

This is the worst website I've ever come across.
It's entire community is made up of border-line retarded, uber liberal, "edgy", transgender, bisexual, 14 year olds.
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>>4940950
OH

I knew you looked familiar.

Why where you trying to remove those two chapters from existence?
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>>4940952
>apostrophe out of fuckin' no where
>no hyphen
>your
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>>4940952
Flitter, Cloudchaser, and WHO ELSE IS IN THE BACKGROUND?
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>>4940840
>>4940873
>>4940877
>>4940920
>>4940946
>>4940949
>>4940899
>>4940903
>>4940933

I want /v/ and /pol/ to leave.
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>>4940831
Oh my god that makes this like five-billion times cuter.
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>>4940993
>>4940975
>MT
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>>4940904
pass
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Would Pinkie Pie give you a handjob if you asked her to?
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>>4940952
>Dash and the twins spying on Rumble
Cute.
All it needs now is Scootaloo.
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>>4941002
Yeah well..you...Your face should leavr
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>>4940904
Yes!
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>>4940633
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ͤ̒̎͗̾ͧ̒̌̆̽͐͑ͨ͑̓̕͞Ņ̺̤̟̳̟̘̼̖̜̬̝͓̤̳̯̲̟̬̾̆ͫ̐̇͑͊ͮͬ̊̀͟Ȳ̡
̠̩̖̞̘͖͇̹͙̥̼̱̻̂ͦ͌̇͆͑ͪ̋͆̕ ̴̤͍͖̩͔̗̺̗̬͍͙̗̓ͫͫ́ͫͯ̑̈́̒́̒̚͘I̶̮̙̯̜̺͍̩̞̗̬͕ͪ̔̊̄͗̎̋̓̊̾͐
͛̑̾̑̇S̛̖͚̟͈̹̫͓͎͎̟͖̮͉͍̞͎̿̒̈͂͊̋ͧ̎́͜ͅ ̪̺̠̏͛̊̆̂̀́̀̾̉̄̏̿̇ͪ̋̃̀́Ḑ̙̜̯̬̯̜̪̣̳͇͓̰͍̤̘̣̄ͨ̊͋͗̍̇͋̑͌̽
̍̓́̿E̶̤̙̜̭̳̬̤̰̮̱̺͚̣̤͓̦̺ͥ̎̿̈́̄ͨͨ́ͬ͐̀̌ͨ̂̈͞ͅAͪ̽̊ͯͥͣ̍́̍
͋̆̂͡͏̰̰͇̫̀͞͝D̸̨͔̠̟̘͚̟̠͚͇̪̟̤̳̔̿ͨͩ̈͆͌͛̌ͅ
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>>4941011

maybe if she had hands
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>>4940976
I posted a shorter draft of it months back but never finished it until I picked it back up again and rewrote a bunch of it recently. Dude, that was like 6 months ago, and I only posted it once. How do you remember that?
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>>4941011
but she doesn't have hands
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>>4941011
She doesn't have hands.
She is a pony.
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>>4940998
that's Dash
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>>4940175
problem is its not so much FAGGOT BRONY AUTIST as much as it is IM GOING TO SHIT ON YOU EVERY TIME YOU POST WETHER YOURE POSTING ACTUAL CONTENT OR NOT BECAUSE IM AUTISMAL AS FUCK

there's poeple here who express disapproval of contributors' work here, and thats fine. there's also people who start shitstorms every time a contributor posts. thats not fine. if you have an opiion on the content fine. if you have an opinion on the person contributing it, shut the hell up. i know it sounds autistic as fuck, but we've pretty much proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that MLPG simply cannot handle being allowed to say anything about anyone, good or bad, without destroying the thread
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>>4941005

oh jeez
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>>4941011
>handjob

>hand

I see a flaw in your plan anon
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>>4940916
Okay I see it.
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>>4941024
oh nooo
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oh thank heavens
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>>4940825

>"You know Rainbow, I think you should come over to my place tonight."

>This isn't the drugs talking; they've been out of your system for a long time now. Instead, this is just you. You want to see her again. You want her to come over so you can hold her down and dominate her again, want to feel her warmth against your body, want to hear her moans. Most importantly, you are confident you can convince her to do it.

>"I... I don't really think..." she shifts uneasily. There's no way she'll agree to this, you realize. Unless...

>"That wasn't a request, Rainbow Dash." You say sternly.

>Rainbow Dash's gaze, which had been avoiding you, now snapped directly to you. Your tone had caught her attention. It was now clear that, after what had happened, she was yours. A fear of defiance mixed with a strange, lewd desire burned in her eyes. She didn't even have to respond; it was obvious that she would be yours tonight and many nights to follow.
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>>4941024

thanks for reminding me to check Prequel tonight
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>>4941035

MLPG is not a hivemind

also we're done with that shit
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>>4941028
> "~" in pinkie's dialog

ugh
why
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>>4940203
youre saying that if we dont hugbox every time someone gets autistic then its our fault

thats some great logic there, brony
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>>4941028

I remember seeing it on Pastebin, I think.
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>>4941027
>>4941030
>>4941031
>>4941038
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>>4940860
ftm is the worst thing in the world
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P̿̂̐͐͒͆ͫ͒͌ͧ͏͏̟̝͚̟͙̹͚̻͚̱̬̺̥̹ͅÒ̵́̔̓̄̏͒̋̚̚͏͏̵̫̹̙̺͚͙N̵̵
̨̡̙̦̭̬̙͎͎̭͓̫͓̤̼̅ͯ͂͆̑̎͊͘Y̔ͮ̄̈́͆̇ͮ͋͑̚͟͠͏̶̹̭̭̹͇͇̹͎̟͕̫̫
̳̻̞̱̹ ̴̛̺̣̣̱͎̺̱̟̯̞̱̪̗̺͙͚̏ͥ̉ͩ̓͊ͭ̈́ͩ͐͆͂̑͋ͧ̊͠Ḯ̵̵̳̤̞̦̳̯͓͕̱͙̘
͕̦͔̽̊ͯ̂̆ͭ̅͘͢ͅS̷̷̨̡̯̯͇̪͓͚̪̀̓̽̆́ ̷̸̸̱̖̦͍̰̩͈͖̘ͤ̍̉ͥ̽͆̅͆͗̈͌̆̒̐̚͢͡D̤̮̰͕̏̈͗ͣ̈́̐͌͌̾̕̕͝͡Ȩ̣͎
͚̜̩̫̪͎͉̯̯͚̗̥̿͛͐̔̂̀̑̒́̂͂À̧̰̪͚̺͓͖̫͇͈͇ͩ̽̌̊̈̿ͭ̍̈́̓̎̚͟͞
ͅͅḒ̷̸̲̗̼̹̦̲̝͔̩͒͗̀ͦ̍͐ͪͨ̃̄̄̒̀ͭͭ̚͜͡
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>>4941049
>Pet Dash 2.0
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>our future
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...wait a second

OUASH

http://explicit.ponyfictionarchive.net/viewstory.php?sid=820&warning=9

I read this already. It was very enjoyable.
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>>4940991
Because I didn't like them and planned on rewriting them. But I got so sick of all the autism that surrounded the story at that point that I figured I'd just drop the story and stay away from putting my name on my writing for awhile.
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fluttershy awkwardly tries to flirt with you

what do
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>>4940946
>Hey anon what church do you go to?
>I don't go to church
>Oh want to come with me on Sunday, mine is really good!
>No thanks
>You know a relationship with Jesus is important!
>No thanks
>Why?
>I'm not a Christian
>Are you Jewish?
>No
>Muslim?
>No
>Hindu?
>I'm an atheist all right?
>Their face when
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>>4941093
Ask her if she wants to get dinner sometime
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>>4941093
*toot*
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>>4941093

Stick my duck in her.
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>>4941093

Awkwardly flirt back
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>>4941093
I unleash the bees
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>>4941093

Tell her to let Rarity show her how it's done one more time.
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>>4941096
>really good
what does this mean when it comes to churches
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>>4941093

benis in vagina :DD
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>>4941093
Ask her if she wants to get a drink
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>>4941035
do you think what you're doing is going to solve that
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>>4941093
invite her to lunch
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>>4941093
If she did that little wing flutter, I'd be sold.
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>>4941090
Well, in my opinion, it's time to take up your name once again. Yes, you messed up, but you can't dwell on the past forever. I would really like to see you stick around and take requests. You write very well.
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>>4940822
>1st base
Laughing hysterically when a boy touches your hand
>2nd base
Awkward leg touching whilst sitting next to each other in a crowded theater.
>3rd base
Thinking dreamy thoughts while shaking hands
>Home
Hugging like some kind of slutty filthy street walker. So baudy!
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>>4940353
>Isnt that some kind of secret handshake pedophiles use? yes it is, FOX News said so! Get away from me!
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>>4941116
They have free donuts would be my definition.
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>>4941093
>Look Fluttershy, you're a good friend...
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>>4941124
>a pegasus will never flutter her wings at you
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>>4941093
PYHD was a good episode.

You are wrong if you believe otherwise.
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>>4941008
>implying she's not doing it on purpose at this point

Don't be that gullible, MLPG.
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>>4941128
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>>4941093
does anyone have that gif without the cancermark at the bottom
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>>4941096

Kudos for actually saying you're an Atheist instead of pussying out and saying "I'm... uh, an Agnostic..." like most people.
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>>4941116
If it's anything like my church, it's when they think they're very welcoming and open to guests/newcomers.
More often than not that isn't the case, Mine, however, was pretty good, provided you don't mention the pastoral coordinator and the fact we only recently got a priest that wasn't on rotation.
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>>4941096
churches are filled with atheists
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>>4941093
Spaghetti begins to spill out from my pockets, but is overwhelmed by a seemingly endless torrent of pasta pouring from her saddlebags.
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>>4941158
>YOU HAVE TO PICK A SIDE HURRRRR

/r/atheism pls do something else
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>>4941093
no girl has ever flirted with me

i would have no idea how to respond
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what if pones was one of us
just an amorphous blob like one of us
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>>4941192
>just an amorphous blob like one of us

what happened to your skeleton?
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>>4941096
I never got the problem with religion in murica. Why is it such a big deal?
>be atheist
>best friend is Jehovah's Witness
>other best friend is orthodox
>No one ever gives a fuck
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>>4941206
it was 2spooky4him, so he had it removed
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>>4941093
give her what she wants so she'll go away
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>>4941217
Ross?
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>>4941208

I have that Adventure Time poster.
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>>4941189
I only got flirted with once.
It was a mouse-like tiny girl with glasses who was in Knowledge Bowl with me.
Never acted on it.
MLPG is my personal blog!
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>>4941173
I know a lot of people who believe the story of Noah literally happened.
>>4941158
I generally try not to breach the topic of religion because it always comes down to some sort of "hole in your heart only God can fill"
I really have no idea what they are talking about.
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>>4941211
You've got a decent group of friends, then.
I personally blame the Baptists and Protestants, but then again I'm Roman Catholic, so that might have something to do with it.
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>>4941211
because people want to feel like their religious choice is right
and one way of reaffirming that is by arguing with people about it constantly
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>>4941185
It's actually more like /sci/

Start a religion thread there. The moment someone says that they are agnostic everybody, no matter what side they're on, will team up and go against him
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Oh no you le didn't
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>>4941211

There is no real big problem it's the the media blowing up a few small cases
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>>4941208
>and le facebook
hahahahahaaha
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>>4941185

You can't graduated undeclared, bro.
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>>4941211
because in america, unlike countries where religion is usually a matter of ethnicity, religious freedom was one of the founding principles of the nation

and therefore your choice of religion is supposed to indicate what kind of person you are
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>>4941185
You do have to pick a side
You can wimp out and be an agnostic theist, though
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>>4940144

IF AH'S EEN WORLDWAH TWO DEY CALL ME SPITFIRE
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>>4941245

>graduated

Fuck.
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>>4941211
Adults with imaginary friends are stupid and are also manchildren.
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>>4941245
But what if you're pretty sure everyone around you is equally wrong?
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...so this exists.
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>>4941231
dammit you should have splashed cum across those glasses
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>>4941253
>You do have to pick a side
But you don't.
You can just go through life giving zero fucks instead.
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>>4941241
Because "agnostic" isn't a choice. It's a descriptor. You can be an agnostic theist or an agnostic atheist. But not just an "agnostic"
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>>4941211
That sounds like the beginning of a joke

>So an atheist, an Orthodox and a Jehovah's Witness walk into a bar
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>>4941253
>be actual deist
>everyone just assumes i'm an atheist
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>>4940860

Why do unstable people latch onto ideologies so much?
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>>4941154
>>4941128
Gee whiz guys, thanks. Rape is pretty much what I'm best at but I guess I could try other things too... Through there are so many possibilities for rape. So, so many.
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>>4941269
I don't know what makes me laugh harder; the fact it exists or the irony.
I think it's the irony.
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>>4941284
>deism

Mah nigga
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>>4940873
>You best no be disrespecting Allah and his prophet there.

In that vid, Inuit draws Muhammad. I bet they're going to kill her now.
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religion pls go
away from the earth
forever
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>>4941266
>irony
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>>4941249
>The constitution has freedom OF religion, not freedom FROM religion
>Therefore Athiests are traitorous unAmerican scum
People have actually used this argument against me
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>>4941267

Then make up your own religion, I don't give a flying feather m8.
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>>4941276
>not picking a side
You can't not be on a side
Even if you're not sure what to believe, you're still either agnostic theist or agnostic atheist
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Stop talking about religion. This is a subject best left to the sage thinkers over on reddit.
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>>4941269
Well I'm glad we don't have the market cornered on unironic, un-self-aware bigotry.
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>not being a freemason
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>>4941315
>this shit again
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And there we go
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>>4941232
"Would you send your children to hell?"
"Well, no.."
"So you're a better parent than god?"
"Well god is love, hur der"
"You are a better god than god is then?"

This usually kills the argument. Either that or I go full retard and start talking about Flying Spaghetti monster or Princess Celestia is my personal lord and savior.
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>>4941310
then I'll make my own religion
the Church of What-The-Fuck-Ever-Who-Gives-A-Shit
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Request for Pinkie shitposting.
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>>4941288
Can you take down a rape fic request please?

I have literally read all of the existing pony rape fics, even the ones by that horrible author Rape train. My appetite for rape fiction is unsatisfiable.
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>>4941315
>You can't not be on a side
>this is what cis scum really believe
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>>4941284
That's when you think that, in the beginning, there was something that made matter in the universe and just watched it go from there?
That's about where I am, since it's pretty much the only logical way to interpret how we got from the collapse of the previous universe to now.
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>>4941318
>GG will never finish a series
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>>4941315
You could be a deist.
Or other things.
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is it too late to become a concert pianist
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>>4941211
If you're LDS, everybody on the internet makes a huge deal about it, and won't take your opinion seriously.

At least, everywhere I've been.
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>religion discussion

>not mention yet of your deity

guys
step the fuck up
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We don't learn from the past, do we?
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The biggest reason is actually the cold war and all the social bullshit that went on during the '50's. Commies were known for being atheistic, therefore religion (specifically judeo-christian religion) provided a sense of unity. It was also around the time when the government plastered "In God We Trust" all over the damn place.
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>>4941336
>"Would you send your children to hell?"
Knowing me? I probably would actually, yeah.
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>>4941331

>your're

oh gosh
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>>4941351
That's agnostic theism
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>>4941288

Do you currently have any ideas ?
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>>4941337
that sounds like a pretty chill religion.
I'm in
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>>4941096
>>I'm an atheist all right?

Stop. Don't say that. Labels are bad. Brings up associations you might not want. Just say you're not religious. Explain your positions if asked, but avoid labels.
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>>4941284
>Be actual factual God in the flesh
>All my friends go to a church to 'praise me'
>Sit at home, watch ponies, play vidya, collect tithings every week
It's cool if people like to go to church if they don't. Either way, I'm chill with it. There's really no need to pick a side or place one faith above another. Playing sides only causes grief and misery, anyhow.
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>>4941353
It's never too late.
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>>4941357
we see the patterns
but we're too lazy to do anything about it
it's just so much easier to keep doing what we've always done
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>>4941331
>added Scoots

10/10 i love it
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>>4941331
oh gosh MT
thank you for this
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>>4941351
A deist is still theistic
Just because you don't believe in an Abraham god doesn't exclude you from theism
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>>4941344
>logical
>collapse of a 'previous' universe
>nothing to back that up
hum..
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>>4941331
How did scootaloo get on the cloud?

I like Rumble's cutie mark.
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>>4941331
its adorable
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>>4941344
sentenal...
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>>4941096

religionfags remind me of sportsfags mostly these days.

If you're on their team, they like you.
If you're not, they resent you for it.
If you're not on any team, they act like it's physically impossible and you're a horrible person.
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>>4941356
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>>4941379
if you don't label yourself someone else will do it for you
just look at us and "brony." we've abused that word so much
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>>4941326
>not being skulls and bones master race
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>>4940725
>>4940764
French
Feel
Finger
Fuck
>>
Norse mythology is still best religion
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>>4941385
>>4941390
I'm pretty sure in the future Scoots can fly...or had some help...
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>>4941389
Hey, matter had to come from somewhere, and something had to cause the big bang.
What's more reasonable than the universe simply collapsing in on itself every couple hundred trillion years and starting over?
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>>4941354
>If you're LDS, everybody on the internet makes a huge deal about it, and won't take your opinion seriously.
>At least, everywhere I've been.

Mormonism had the misfortune of being a modern religion, and was thus heavily documented. It's obvious it's made up. Previous religions are at least sort of lost in the sands of time.
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>>4941408
Damn right

>dat Loki turning into a horse and making babby
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>>4941395
This analogy seems a little unsporting
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>>4941337

I would join it number 1337.
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>>4941394
That wasn't me

Just

PM me on skype ffs
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>>4941331
>All the girls ooh'ing
hnnng
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>>4941408
fucking this
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>>4941408

It's certainly one of the more interesting ones
>>
STOP TALKING ABOUT RELIGION
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>>4941390
she used her plus-sized chicken wings
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>>4941309
"no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof"

i think that's pretty clear

"not freedom from religion" sounds fucking gay as aids

it sounds like a bunch of priests are going to hunt you down and fuck you right in the butt if you quit churching
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>>4941438

I can dig it
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>>4941416
I know of the theory about the Universe going in cycles, but I don't think it's quite proven yet
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>>4941435
If you want to try and start a new topic, go for it, but whining and moaning about the current one won't help anything
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>>4941431
Nah. I prefer to attribute all the autism in MLPG to you.
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>>4941402

>skulls and bones

The fuck is that?
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>>4941408
Why do neckbeards latch onto Norse/Germanic mythology so hard? Is it because they imagine having a beard and being fat makes them a Viking?
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>>4941408
>Implying Greek isn't the best pagan religion
All the pagan religions are pretty cool though

Except those cooky neopagans
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>>4941416
That's kinda impossible thanks to dark matter accelerating the expansion of the universe...
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>>4941211

An atheist, a Jehovah's Witness and an Orthodox Jew walk into a bar...
>>
Why is MLPG so gay for Rumble?
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>>4941433
Valhalla was 3rd favorite Halo 3 map
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>>4941423
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>>4941439
unf
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>>4941473
He's a cutie patootie
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>>4941479
why is Agent Smith always chasing down all the puns like a religion?
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>>4941417
>mormonism
>made up

NO
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>>4941416
>Hey, matter had to come from somewhere
What
No it doesn't
And a collapsing universe doesn't answer where it came in the first place

and it can't even happen in the current universe
>>
Anyone discussing universe origins:

You do know that the Big Bang Theory only covers time beyond the Planck Epoch because the theory would break real physics if it started from T0, right?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Planck_epoch

It's a fun idea and all, but considering it breaks relativistic physics, it's far from sound.
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>>4941473
He's cute. I'm not gay for him, though.

I'm gay for Soarin' and his brother, though.
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>>4941467
>not being a Druid
>718227th Lunar Cycle
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>>4941468
Let me grasp at straws, I don't want to have to resort to Pascal's Gambit.
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>>4941473
I am hardcore gay for Pipsqueak
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>>4941269

That has to be a trolling group.
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>>4941417
>made up
>c'mon_son.gif
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>>4941438
You mean she walked up there cloud struttin'
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>>4941496
This is also a very good ship
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>>4941473

I like most of the Pegasus race
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>>4941491
That's not a pun, you philistine.
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>>4941456
>I know of the theory about the Universe going in cycles, but I don't think it's quite proven yet

how high are you right now
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>>4941416
Then where did God come from?
Why does he never need an explanation but the Universe does?
If you lived three hundred years ago would you believe in God because how else do the tides come in at the same time each day?
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>>4941467
Greek gods were assholes
they were basically 4chan mods but in real life
besides, the Aztec gods had cooler names
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>>4941318
>This is a subject best left to the sage thinkers over on reddit.

Or /b/.

I would like them if they were academic debates discussing high quality scholarship. But they're just emotional shitstorms. So I avoid them.
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This is the best traditional (as in a traditional story, as in not counting Fantasia) Disney film, MLPG.

Discuss.
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>>4941331

Not a single one of your pictures has ever made an impression on me.
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>>4941527

Yes, that's the joke.
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>>4941417
>made up
Why do you make that sound like it's a trait unique to Mormonism?
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Apples
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>>4941155
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>>4941528

What does "traditional story" mean?
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>>4941342
Well I can listen to your idea, sure, but I can't promise it'll get done immediately or soon. But I will certainly add it to the pool of stories I have floating around in my head.

>>4941372
As I said I have a pool of ideas that I can draw on for the future. Here are a few ideas I've had:

>Rarity meets a fashion giant from Canterlot who promises to sell her line of clothing overseas, if she'll agree to do him a few "favors". He then blackmails her into more sex. I could even split this into two different fics.

>Adolescent Spike from the show goes around "claiming" ponies for his hoard

>Stallion in town takes advantage of a scared and oblivious Derpy

>One (or several) of the ponies stumble into Zecora's "secret garden" full of plants that inject them with pheromones and rape them
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>>4941510
now that's just horrifying
the thumbnail makes her look like a millipede or something
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>>4941523
what? It hasn't, it's still out there, that the Universe will either unify again and make another Big Bang (this current Universe could even be the 2nd or nth Big Bang) or, most probably, keep expanding and freeze, but still the other theory is out there
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>>4941542

best fruit
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>>4941528
I liked the Lion King the most. Mulan was pretty good. Lilo & Stitch was great.

Aladdin is fucking racist.
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>>4941544
>Fluttershy will never flirt with me
why am I even still alive
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>>4941542
fuck you gimme that apple
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>>4941525
Quetzalcóatl is best God
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>>4941463
If I recall its an elite society where the powerful elite conspire currently attending ivy league schools conspire. George W., George Senior, and Paul Giamatti were members as well as several other high ranking politicians and rich types.

Being a member of the skulls and bones society is guaranteed success at whatever you do.
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>>4941416
>Hey, matter had to come from somewhere, and something had to cause the big bang.

That's a very commonsense, but naive way to look at time. How do you have something "before" the beginning of time?

Face it. Human minds just can't comprehend things like that. So most people use their every day logic to come up with answers.
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>>4941546
I basically meant non-Fantasia.

And those old ones where they just traveled around and made small clips about something random.
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>>4941551
I know right! It's completely impossible and absurd.
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I got my frame in the mail today for this.
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>>4941473
Because MLPG is full of pedos.
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>>4941468
>dark matter
That's wrong you dingus
It's dark energy
most likely zero point energy
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>>4941553
some of your words are scientific but the way you put them together suggests that you enjoy the mary jane
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>>4941549
>Adolescent Spike from the show goes around "claiming" ponies for his hoard

Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

This is exactly what I've wanted for ever and ever and ever. Please work on this.

>One (or several) of the ponies stumble into Zecora's "secret garden" full of plants that inject them with pheromones and rape them

This also sounds amazing and I want it.
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>all this religion

Good new everyone! I've just become an ordained minister.

>start pony church
>bronies hand over money in donations
>rollin in the benjamins

Now to pick a prophit and write the book.
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>>4941473

he is too cute
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>>4941544
You are best person.
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>>4941570
>Being a member of the skulls and bones society is guaranteed success at whatever you do.
It's a secret society at Yale.

They primarily recruit other rich WASPs, so of course they're successful. Born on third base, triple, etc.
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>>4941435
>STOP TALKING ABOUT RELIGION

You created this beast. MLP General is a zombie that exists long, long after we discuss the show.
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>>4941572
>How do you have something "before" the beginning of time?
This, I think I read somewhere that there such a thing like 'before the Big Bang' just isn't possible, since the event is the creation of both time and space
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>>4941578
this is the shittiest picture ever taken of anything
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>>4941538
You've got a point. Most religions also use some pretty far stretched unbelievable shit that's been proven wrong by science.

Take evolution from the atheistic religion, for example.
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>>4941570
>Being a member of the skulls and bones society is guaranteed success at whatever you do.
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>>4941514
Right now Pegasus has the strongest supporting cast.

Earth Ponys got Big Mac and Cheerillee.

Unicorns got Fancy Pants and that night guard from that one episode where he catches Twilight sneaking into the library after hours and had to give her a good dickin'
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>>4941473
I like him in the same way that Flitter and Cloudchaser like him
he's adorable
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>>4941606

at least there's not a girl in front of it
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>>4941510
I wonder if that's the Pegasus equivalent to having 40 EE boobs. Just so grossly huge that they are unattractive and non functional to the point of disgusting.
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>>4941590
>At first there was Lauren
>And she said let there be ponies
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>>4941495

Yes, which means that we just don't know the exact origin of the universe. I'm fine with that.
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>>4941606

It's dark and my room has shit lighting.
Also have this in the mail.
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>>4941553

There is no "most probably." Whether the universe will one day start retracting and experience a "big crunch" or expand forever depends on how much matter there is in the universe, which of course is impossible to measure given current technology.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Friedmann_equations#Density_parameter
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all religion is old and outdated shit that no one should follow. The world would be much better without it.
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>>4941607
no
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>>4941607
>mfw people actually believe atheism is just another religion
I know you were joking but, that stuff rustles my jimmies
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>>4941528
This is best Disney movie in the 2000's.

Despite the miscasted VAs.
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>>4941607
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>>4941624
So I guess you really like "Battlezone."
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>>4941549
Luna being raped, as a conquest of Discords/Doughnut Steal, or being betrayed by a trusted guard.

Also, >Stallion in town takes advantage of a scared and oblivious Derpy
Can the stallion be Caramel?
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>>4941538
>>4941607
But I'm Mormon and I completely believe and support the theory of evolution.

Man, however, did not evolve from anything.
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>>4941615
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I like the idea of a girl superficially and verbally refusing your sexual advances while doing everything she can to encourage them
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>>4941569
Tezcatlipoca is where its at chump.
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>>4941633
I'd fuck her silly
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>>4941590
>Communion is apple juice and cupcakes
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>>4941549

Are you willing to write about humans raping ponies ?
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>>4941524
I've always thought of it like this. If god (some creator entity) created this universe, they certainly wouldn't be contained by it, would they?

Think about it like a computer game. A programmer can create a world and be completely separate from it. The creator does not have to be constrained by the rules that they've put in place.

If god is some omnipresent being that created this dimension, I'd guess that whatever god is would not be bound by the rules of 3D space as we know them.
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>>4941633
thank disney they said she was 18 in the movie

the entire film is masturbatastic
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>>4941607
As much as I understand it was a deliberate joke, dang does it rustle me when people consider atheism to be a religion. Also when people conflate the process of evolution with Darwin's theory of evolution by natural selection.
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It's like a freshman philosophy survey course in here.
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>>4941640
>But I'm Mormon and I completely believe and support the theory of evolution.

>Man, however, did not evolve from anything.

You lot piss me off even more
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>>4941655
>>4941549
Or how about humanized ponies being raped?
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>>4941650
She's best disney princess.
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>>4941640
please stop
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>>4941658
So, if there was a God, he may be a 4D being:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-x60xZe0Si0
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somebody pls go cheer Nanaki up
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>religion debates
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>>4941662
fucking really
I haven't got a single boner from that movie
the fuck is wrong with you
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>>4941683
fuck no I hope he kills himself
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>>4941667
>>4941676
i don't understand the issue?
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Stop talking about religion.
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>>4941640
No, we came from the planet Kolob
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>>4941662
>thank disney they said she was 18 in the movie
>
>the entire film is masturbatastic

Embrace finding teenage girls hot. It's normal.
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>>4941683
th'feck does he have to be mopey about, people jerk him constantly
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>>4941683
He should go write
That would cheer him up
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Wow, I didn't know there where so many deviants of rape here.

>rape
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>>4941581
Dark Energy will be proven obsolete when we are able to define Quantum Relativity. Once we have a unified theory, we won't need Dark Energy to explain anything anymore.
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>>4941630
It kinda is
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>>4941612
>Young Twilight knew the penalty for getting caught in the library after hours was a good hard dicking
>Every evening she had to choose between staying quiet and reading all night or getting "caught" and "punished"
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>>4941680
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-x60xZe0Si0
>Not flatland
You fucking suck at pop sci videos
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>>4941655
Well I hope so, that's what my last fic was about. You can find the link earlier in the thread.
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>>4941696
pls stop
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>>4941618
But everyone loves and adores Celestias amazing wingspan. Or at least I think they do.

Or they just never talk about how outdated big wings are and that only brutish griffons still have them
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>>4941536
Yeah okay...Not like I know who you are, But it's okay if I don't impress you. Not trying to really.

Question, how do pegasus stand on clouds anyways...they don't flap their wings...or anything
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>>4941692
Rapunzel is just very, very fuckable.
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>>4941635

Yep. Following a few other Battlezone related things too.
My wall is barren so I thought I'd get some crap on eBay to throw up there.
I like Centipede, Asteroids, Missile Command, Frogger, etc. too, I just like Battlezone most. I'll probably get some stuff from those other titles later.
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>>4941708
stfu Rainbow Dash, you obviously don't know shit about anything since you are worst pony
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>fanfiction
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>>4941581
Sorry
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>>4941734

>My Little Pony
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>>4941727
I've fapped to some r34 of her too, damn
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>>4941726
pegasus magic
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>>4941708
The absence of something is not a thing.
It is literally nothing.
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>>4941642
>All that artifacting
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>>4941726

wing magic
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>>4941692

Foot fetish
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>>4941726
Inherent magic and tiny fans on their feet
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>>4941549
>Rarity meets a fashion giant from Canterlot who promises to sell her line of clothing overseas, if she'll agree to do him a few "favors". He then blackmails her into more sex.
7/10
>Adolescent Spike from the show goes around "claiming" ponies for his hoard
>yet another harem story
4/10
>Stallion in town takes advantage of a scared and oblivious Derpy
6/10, 9/10 if derpy is the one taking advantage of a colt
>One (or several) of the ponies stumble into Zecora's "secret garden" full of plants that inject them with pheromones and rape them
>plant rape
too common but 4/10 i guess
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>>4941704
There's something really erotic about force and power, and there's no better expression of power than just holding someone down and forcing them to accept something they don't want.
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>>4941722
What about ponies raping humans?
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>>4941646
>>4941569
My people have returned!
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>>4941734
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>tfw the only things you have been doing in the past few days was to follow a few generals and constantly refresh a kickstarter page

What am I doing with my life?
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>>4941708
>bald is a hair color
>off is a tv channel
>white is a color
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MLPG IT'S FARTTASTIC!
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>>4941726
Inner Pegasus magic.
Or if Twilight is around, magic feet for all the ponies who want some.

Also that's some dope advice to give out.
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>>4941692
are you telling me you wouldn't like to rub her soft soles all over your face and play with them for hours

well, more for me
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>>4941692
>he doesn't think that Rapunzel is best disney princess

You've caught the gay, son.

>>4941662
I'd let her tie me up with her hair and then do unspeakable things to me.
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>>4941761
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>>4941752
>>4941749
>>4941745
Magic is a buzzword that casuals use when they can't think of a good explanation for something
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>>4941726
flying magic
all flying things can do it
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>>4941710
>She doesn't look forward to it since the guards have their cocks laced in barbwire and salt.
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>>4941764
>white is a color
I thought black was what wasn't a color?
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>>4941765
toot
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>>4941764
White is a color
Black is the absence of color
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>>4941724
>Griffon chicks are stacked
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>>4941706
What are you even on about
We will still need it because it's a thing that exists
We might change the name but having non-electromagnetically interactive energy and matter is a well observed phenomenon
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>>4941782
Birds don't sit on clouds ever.
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>>4941764

White is the combination of all colors.
Black is the absence of color.
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>>4941781

it's still magic
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>>4941781
it's a kid's show.
it's magic.
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>>4941761
Why would you save the thumbnail?

That's the FO3 dog explosion, right?
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>>4941799
they did in may the best pet win
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>>4941795
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>>4941801
Depends on the colorspace!

White is all colors in RGB, black is all colors in CMYK
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>tfw no qt p2t 3.14 gf
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>>4941784
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>>4941680
Actually, I would place God on the 10th dimensional plane, being the embodiment of perfect infinity. Seeing as infinity cannot feasibly exist in 3D space, we would not be able to physically comprehend nor even begin to imagine what a creator entity could possibly be.

I'm positive that we'd have no way to reasonably abstract the presence of a god. As soon as you envision a constraint to attempt an explanation of something that is infinite, your abstraction is immediately invalidated (defining any portion of an infinite being or object would disqualify it for existing as something that is infinite/boundless, so a definition could not be reached from a 3D perspective).
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>>4941795
>angry stacked griffons
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>>4941791
>>4941787
>>4941801
>due to the reflection of all visible rays of light
huh
I always thought it was the other way around

See, whenever my personal belief-system is proven to be scientifically wrong, I adjust my beliefs to fit science, and I don't try to change the definition of white
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>>4941795
>>4941814
Gustavs got those big wings too. Of course if the entire episode didn't take place inside a train we'd actually see him using them.
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>>4941795
>>4941814
>dweebs_cant_even.jpg
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>>4941762

I haven't gone to school or work in 3 years. I have done nothing. I'm 28. I'm much worse.
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>>4941799
Watch the pet song again...
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>>4941819
ha, true that, RGB adds light whereas CMYK substracts it
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>>4941795
>"Keep your eyes up HERE, wiseass."
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>>4941787
>>4941791
Depends if you're going with solid colors or colors from light refraction.
With solid colors, black is how the eye perceives all colors crushed up together sans any white pigmentation, while white is just another pigment that isn't mixed with others.
In color, white is the entirety of the light spectrum all at once, while black is the absence of light/color.
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>>4941830
can i have some of what you're smoking
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>>4941830
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>>4941756
Well I'm mainly about the mares getting raped. I guess if it was stallion on human girl, maybe?
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>>4941630
>>4941708
>>4941764

It's a religious position for sure. Stop arguing over semantics.
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>>4941855
>stallion on human girl
unf
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>>4941855
Is there a chance of you writing something short, cute and not sexual?
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>more spam
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>>4941858
>Stop arguing over semantics
They don't know enough to argue over substance. Let them be. It's all they've got.
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Worship yourself as a god
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>>>/pol/
>>>/sci/
>>>/soc/
>>>/anywherebuthere/
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>>4941842
Only if someone streams it. I share my netflix.
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>>4941827

I require more femsnails perving on AJ gutter glab.
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>>4941830
You realize infinity isnt a thing, right?
It's not a number or a state of being or a measurable quantity or anything like that.
It's just a concept.
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>>4941834
>admitting to being wrong
Hahaha, what a sheep.
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>>4941876
The record on self-deification isn't so good.
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>>4941836
Only pic I got but yea. We need more diversification in this show. Needs an episode where a griffon shares the spotlight.
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>all this religious bullshit debate
>believing in any god besides Gwungledarr - He of Flappy Flabby Face and Beady Black Eyes
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>>4941799
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HEY MLPG CAN YOU HELP ME WITH THIS MATH PROBLEM
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>>4941876
i interpret "worship" to mean masturbate

so i will
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>>4941880
Youtube it
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>>4941798
We have never proved the existence of Dark Energy. We theorize its existence solely based on what we've observed in the universe, specifically the forces that are driving red shift expansion of the universe.

With quantum relativity, we'd be able to explain that very same redshift phenomenon by using a combination of gravity and some other fundamental force. Dark Energy, a theorized force that has never been isolated, studied, or actually observed, would no longer need to exist.
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>>4941849
Get over it, no one is looking at you.
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>>4941907
It's 4
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>>4941849

>cigarette

fucking dropped
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>>4941822
>qt p2t 3.14 gf
What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
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>>4941907
Yes.
The answer is FUCK YOU
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>>4941907
the answer is best pony
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>>4941907
Fuck off Josef. We already gave up on that one months ago.
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>>4941923
cutie patootie pie
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>>4941924
>MLPG
>good
>during hiatus
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>>4941907
it appears to be some sort of mathematics

there isn't a problem though
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>>4941905
Not this doesn't even make sense! I bet everything has some extent of anti-gravity. Earth Ponies, begasus, and animals with wings. Not unicorns or other animals. Unicorns are as heavy as lead because of magic boxes in their bellies.
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>>4941941

fuck scouts
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>>4941941
What was the point of this post?
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>>4941692

Me neither.

I love her to bits, but she's too cute to masturbate to. I saw a picture of her in lingerie once, and all I could think of was, "haha, that's ADORABLE!"

She's my no-fap waifu.
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>>4941941
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>>4941941

>Implying I'm not a devout RED team player
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My god is my waifu
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>>4941822
more Ellen Page pls
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>>4941941
RATATATATATAT
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>>4941956
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>>4941975
NANANANANANANANA
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>>4941887
Yes, it's a state that cannot exist in 3D space. That's what my previous post just explained.
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we're in the Matrix
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>>4941952
Uh.
The first block of text is a coloquial statement of the problem.
The rest is a formal statement of the problem, and an attempt at solving.
Do you even read?
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>>4941984
HOLY SHIT
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>>4941849

>"I'm just admiring the view."
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>>4941941
>RED
Come back when you're part of the BLU master race team
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So Quash
Where can I find more of your stuff
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>>4941988
PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW
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>>4941988
EHEHEHEHEHEHEH
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>>4941984
you posted that yesterday
What am I supposed to think of it?
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>>4941984
Why did that horrify me so much?
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>>4942008
REEEEEEELOADIN'
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>>4941969
Mine too!
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>>4942019
[annoying sound]
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What to ponys would you like to see pony pony?
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>>4942017
>that butt smush
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>>4942024
Fuck off, Ron. The gold standard is a terrible idea and you're a fucking idiot.
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>>4941991
>reading comprehension
Dimensions have nothing to do with it.
It's not a state.
It doesnt exist in any dimension.
It's a concept.
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>>4942041
I hate you so much
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>>4942024
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>>4942042
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>>4942038
Thunderlane
Caramel
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>>4942033
SWAPPIN WEAPONS
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SO CLOSE

I CAN ALMOST FUCKING TASTE IT
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>>4942041
I'd smush her butt

There's plenty of butts I'd smush
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>>4941392
>apple scouts

this is way adorable

i like this artist

they aren't fancy but their drawings are very cute and full of life and humor
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>>4941954
but why are earth ponies anti-gravity, shouldnt they be super gravity to be closer to their precious dirt
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>>4942014

I modeled some barbed wire around the anti-tank hedgehog and tried turning gravity on for laughs, but when I did that this happened.

Went I can't think of anything to say I blinding click and upload images.
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>>4942019
This guy gets it!
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I need a gif.
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>>4942038
Caramel, lady Caramel and winged Caramel
and possibly winged lady Caramel
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>>4942065
WHY'D WE STOP SHOOTING?
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>>4942066
Anyone who doesn't immediately go for an Ironman run is fucking Pleb and should be shot.

Also when is S3 coming again?
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>>4942065
That fucking gun is the Twist of weapons.
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SEVEN MINUTES

GET HYPE
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Guys
Talcum powder is like the greatest thing to put on your junk
No more sweaty balls!
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>>4942086
here you go
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>>4942065

CHANGING MAG
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>>4942096

>getting sweaty when it's cold as fuck
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>>4942017
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What are Scootaloo's skills?
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>>4942048
but why
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>>4942121
being useless
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>>4942086
I might be able to help you, but we're at image limit so it'll have to wait
Are you looking for anything in particular?
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>>4942114
>Not having the ladies love your schweddy balls.
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>>4942121

scootin
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>>4942127
:(
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>>4942092
I was so happy when I got it

It was a huge upgrade for me.
And then I used it...
>Hyperion weapons
>not absoulte shit
>slow movement


Fuck it to hell
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RESTART YOUR STEAMS
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>>4942065
btw everybody. The new class has a skill named "20% Cooler"

Now here's /v/ with the weather....
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>>4942121
She's a drawfag.
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>>4942114
>living in bad parts of the world
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>>4942135
I'm looking for someone to make a gif, because, to my knowledge, this gif doesn't exist. Can you still help?
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>>4942121

Suckin dick of course.
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>>4942153
Dude the new class is loaded with pony references
How slow are you, anyway?
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>>4942149
Why?
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>>4942163
She's just a filly anon, she doesn't even know what a dick is.
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>>4942162
Probably
Is it from the show or what?
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>>4942153

you can probably find a /v/ thread about it right now

they've been freakin out about it all day
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>>4942153
What?
Source

Oh god this will be glorious

Good thing the /fg/ general is a chill and cool place
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>>4942171
ITS TIME

ITS LIVE

GO GO GO GO GO
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>>4942188
>>4942188
>>4942188
>>4942188
>>4942188
>>4942188
>>4942188
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>>4942153
>Just a skill
Try a whole pony-themed skill tree
http://www.borderlands2.com/us/skilltree/mechromancer.html
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>>4942148
Honestly when it's an SMG hyperions are pretty okay. I'd prefer a Dahl, but I'll take when I can get.
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>>4942179
>implying Scootaloo doesn't suck dick down by the river because she's homeless and needs the cash
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>>4942201
What kind of amoral stallion would force an innocent little filly to do something like that?
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>>4942225

Jelly pony.
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>>4941873
Mmmmmaybe. I wouldn't be opposed to a short greentext now and then.

>>4942005
First of all, it's Ouash, with an 'O'. And you can find my "official" stuff on http://explicit.ponyfictionarchive.net

My unofficial stuff is mostly things like greentexts and mini-stories I posted anonymously in generals and around /mlp/.
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>>4942180
Yeah.

I want a looping gif the CMC scooting back and forth on fluttershy's floor.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0D04csUgN3A#t=7m46s
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>>4942256
I think I can make that happen
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>>4942346
I'd appreciate it.
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>>4942376
see >>4943145

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