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Colgate. It much be hard being obsessed with clean teeth in a world of talking horses.

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>rape

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SMILE PLS

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Twily is always disgusted.

>>4839545
Bonbon

>>4839572

well that's not nice

>>4839572
Where can I get that stencil?

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>>4839569
Neko Shogun is shit. Try harder.

THIS THREAD NOW DISCUSSES CADENCES NEW VA AND SPRAY TAN.

>>4839572
Oh, man, vandalism is so cool and edgy
Tell us about how much you hate your 9th grade english teacher

>>4839581
you cuddle, obviously

>tender rape

>>4839581
waifus aren't for sexual
go back to /jp/

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>>4839507

actually he has done that before

>posts lots of art

>then deletes everything

>changes name

>starts all over again

i don't think he was samefagging, but probably he was using that as an excuse to leave and repeat his process once again or maybe he is just that autistic, who knows

>>4839581
Who the fuck said waifus are for sexually?

SINCE YOU CAN NOT CONTROL YOUR HORSE BONERS IN THE GENERAL

YOU MUST WEAR A HORSE CONDOM AT ALL TIMES NOW

>>4839595
Cadance has a new VA for s03?

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SCOOTASCOOT.
2CUTE

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Suddenly every regular in MLPG is sharing a big house in the suburbs together.

What's it like?
Do we all become bros?

>>4839595
new VA?

>>4839596
I didn't do it! I just saw it on twitter.

>>4839603
If he was autistic he would archive everything.

>>4839610
anyone got the superior coloring?

>>4839620
We all fuck each other and discuss fetishes all day long.

>>4839620
There would be so much fucking

>>4839595
>>4839608
>>4839621
>how to lure out idiots on MLPG

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>>4839605
Everybody with a waifu

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After seeing that height chart someone did based off that 8 foot candy cane, I got incredibly bored and threw this together.

>>4839628
Superior my ass.

It's flat as fuck.

>>4839581
You got that backwards.

>>4839629
More like killing each other because some faggot called your waifu a slut.

CHOOSE YOUR DESTINY

http://www.livestream.com/tesstime

http://www.livestream.com/chocolateysyrup

>>4839620
rose would be raped dead in the first few minutes

>>4839620
we would be having wild, depraved sex when we weren't trying to kill each other

>>4839596
Stop projecting

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>>4839592
Fuck you

>>4839620
But then I'd have to share a house with all the people who hate me now.
Can't it be a huge mansion so I can ignore them?

>>4837075
Just got this, sorry for the wait.
Has he performed live? I'd love to pick his mind on the matter.

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>>4839592

>If Persona was made in America

>>4839633
You're disgusting.

>>4839648
No
Maybe

He does like reggaeton though and that's big in mexico right now

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>>4839652
>>4839644
More like if Persona wasn't shit.

Come on, step up, senpai.

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>>4839655
Not if I don't have a waifu
I am positive that's how it works

princess celestia

>>4839633
Wait, really? For me a "waifu" was always more of an ideal. The example of a perfect mate. I hold a certain bookish character under that status, because I really want to meet a nice, bookish girl one day. Is that not how it works?

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>>4839634
I was rewatching that and noticed these two in the beginning I hadn't been aware of before
So conceided

>>4839652
Let's face it, the hot-blooded antics of Japanese characters would translate over only to black people, because Caucasoids are too pussy-whipped, privileged, patriotic, or politically correct to pull off that level of bad ass.

>>4839632
Watched som commercial and she sounded WAY diffrent and was orange.

>>4839655
Why would you want a wife that you never fuck?

>>4839652
And I'd play the shit out of it.

Fuck I can't find that picture of the girl I thought was a Black Chie

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>>4839669
>reggaeton

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Agh what the fuck

Why do I keep getting this shit with cross thread links?

>>4839675
pretty wings

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apple deleted his newest DA and tumblr

http://sunnysweetsing.tumblr.com/

>>4839675
long, pretty legs

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>>4839680
"What the fuck you talking about nigga? I aint gay son! Fuck this shit I'm going over to the girls crib right now!"

>>4839687
You don't like bum kabum ka bum kabum ka bum

>>4839696
what happens when pinkie pie finds out she likes kissing boys

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Short, bad story imminent.
---

>Day RARITY in Equestria
>Sundays at Carousel Boutique are always rather quiet affairs;
>everyone who’d be buying an outfit is wearing it instead,
>and so you and your darling lover generally have the full day off,
>if you can get someone to look after Sweetie Belle, as today you have.
***
>”Anonymous, you missed a spot behind my ear again,” Rarity plaintively whines;
>you roll your eyes and run your fingers through her indigo mane,
>as she lies atop you in the cloudy warm water of the bath.
>You’ve made a semi-daily ritual of bathing together, which, while not exactly efficient,
>has made your relationship that much sweeter.
>Well, that much more interesting, in any case.
“You just like it when I rub your ears.”
>”No I don’t… I-it’s a hard spot for a mare to reach, is all.”
>Yeah, right. Still, it’s not like you don’t enjoy obliging, even if you continue your teasing.
“You’re a unicorn. Imagine how much harder it’d be without levitation…”
>you say, while at that moment taking her dainty horn in your palm,
>stroking it lovingly while Rarity gasps and coos in delight.
>”Ah, stop… Anon, please…” you can feel a light magical tingling on your hand, and so you stop,
>grabbing her by the head and playfully messing her mulberry locks as you inhale the scent of her body.

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>>4839545

>most disgusted pony
>not microwave

>>4839696
He makes it really fucking hard to like him

>>4839696
That boy needs therapy!

>>4839676
Different strokes for different folks, y'know.
If you have a waifu that you don't sexually, that's your thing and that's okay.

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>>4839693

Doesn't she ?

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>>4839696
Eh. Give him time to adjust.

>>4839718
Is Apple ill?

>>4839675
>Motherly Nature
>But still young at heart
>lovely voice
>pretty wings
>pretty alright Rule, save for the world almost ending a few times
Second Best Princess, indeed.

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>>4839706
>>4839680
>>4839685
>They don't dance crazy
Not Mark enough. Personages shame me every day.

>>4839721
I know there's more to this.
I demand you post it.

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>come home
>ready to eat the last cup of pudding
>see this

wat do?

>>4839693
enormous
fucking
titties

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>>4839707
No.

>>4839676
>The example of a perfect mate
>minus the mating part

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>>4839714
>Turns out a wet pony doesn’t actually smell all that good,
>but she certainly feels good… you’ve got complete access to Rarity’s entire body,
>ostensibly to help wash her with your dexterous hands,
>but that’s really just a secondary concern for you.
>First things first, though.
”Rarity, grab the shampoo for me – “
>seconds later, a bottle the color of velvet is levitating in front of you,
>and you squirt out another dollop to work through her mane.
>She affectionately snuggles up against your chin as you take a thick section of hair between your fingertips,
>soaking it in fragrant lavender soap before moving on to another clump of mane.
>It is really quite fun, and the very best part has yet to begin.
>”Anonymous.”
“Yes, Rarity?”
>”…”
“…”
>”Don’t forget to rinse it thoroughly, you left it a little soapy the other day.”
>Irritated, you trace a finger up her horn –
>”Aaaah! S-stop it…”
“Say it.”
>”Sorry…”
“It’s not a good idea to be rude when I can touch every inch of you, you know.”
>”Hmph.”

>>4839738
>armour
That can't be comfortable.

>>4839734
It's Tsampiko
google him

>>4839737
GOMAD

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>The kings game scene
>With black people

>>4839738

bleh

>>4839738
man, that's ridiculous enough to just not be sexy at all

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>>4839642

>>4839726
It's a quote from a song, posted in jest.

Also, I don't know.

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>>4839741
>Dropping the subject, you get back to work,
>and take care to rinse out her mane in the waters of the luxurious stone tub.
>Soaked as she is, she’s quite a looker, and the texture of her coat against your chest and legs is exquisite.
>You soon finish rinsing out the last of her mane.
“Finished, Rarity.”
>” Alright. Care to help me with my coat?”
“Of course, madame.”
>She rises to a sitting position, and you drape her flowing purple locks over her shoulders,
>granting a clear view of her back. Grabbing another handful of shampoo,
>you begin to work it through her coat, and silently bemoan the lack of body wash in Equestria.
>After all, you’re the only sentient being in the world with exposed skin.
>”Hm… a little lower.”
“It’s not a massage.”
>”Yes it is; I could’ve gotten perfectly clean just from soaking.”
“Then why not just soak?”
>”Because it’s a massage! You really are a little slow on the uptake sometimes, dear.”
>She’s going to pay for that.

>>4839737
>no pudding

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

quick

imagine princess celestia

>>4839696
Railgunner 2.0

>>4839769
Okay...now what?

>>4839764
Wow.

Just... wow.

You beefed it. So hard.

>>4839767
Someone explain to me the Snails - pudding connection. I'm still somewhat not very old

>>4839775
I miss his Pinkamena blog.
And Berry pnuch too.

>>4839752

Which pony does SS + GOMAD and which pony does Crossfit?

>>4839767
>Filling my pony ass with the contents of a champagne bottle.
Oh mannn

>>4839780
That's it

>>4839764
That was also a quote.
> Is Dexter ill?

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>>4839696
Apple pls.

Pls stop deleting things.

Not for us but for you.

These are bad habits you're forming.

Whats the game GG is playing?

>>4839766
>>4839741
>>4839714
Can you please just write a normal story? 4chan green text is not a good way to write a story, nor read it. it's easier, but where is the challenge by taking short cuts?

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Is anybody else having problems posting?

>>4839756
"Nigga, gimme a ride on dat back!"
"Fuckin' drunk as shit dawg. Dis is wack."
"Yukiquanda gots to mack on Rislut or she loses says my man K-Dizzle, nizzle!"

So you're in the club with your pone waifu when a drunken your second worst pone steps up to you and smacks you right on the ass in front of her. The drunk pony is fully aware of who you're with. No your waifu is not DTF both of you. What do?

>>4839810

I am

>>4839816
I guess I'd try to convince RD to let me have a 3way with her and Carrot Top

>>4839804
>Stophavingfun.gif

>>4839802
Goo Pony Simulator 2000

>>4839798
I enjoy watching a trainwreck...

>>4839810
Yes, it's taking a while to do so.

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>>4839784
>>4839795

>>4839787
Snails told Spike he likes pudding in Episode 5.

He likes having it rubbed all over his dick and licked off.

>>4839810
Lately I keep getting the 4chanX
>Connection error or banned
Message like 60% of the time. Fucking annoying.
I fucking got it as I tried to post this

>>4839816

Ask her what does she think she's doing.

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>You pull her back down to your chest, take her cheek in your hand,
>and manage a quick, surreptitious kiss, before she breaks away.
>”Why, I never… if you don’t want to help, you are perfectly free to leave me be.”
“I never said that.”
>”You’re being petty.”
“Of course I am…”
>You reach your arms around in front of her, running your hands along her soft belly,
>and eliciting an audible gasp from the haughty unicorn.
“This is supposed to be fun, isn’t it?”
>She doesn’t respond, and you cease your teasing,
>focusing on washing and massaging Rarity’s upper and lower back.
>”Mmm… you’re quite good at this, you know.”
>This time, you don’t respond, instead pulling up directly behind her,
>head on her shoulder, and rubbing another handful of shampoo over her front.
>The rest of your time together passes without incident;
>mutually agreeing silence is the easiest option for the both of you,
>you wash your tender lover while she rewards you with her very presence.
>Luxuriating in the peace and quiet of your early-morning bath,
>fingers dancing across your lover’s silky, off-white hair,
>you would rather be nowhere else in the world.
Fin

Paste:
http://pastebin.com/13nxXn4s

I'm sorry it took so long to post. 4chan is acting up.

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>>4839811
>Yukiquanda

I WANT THIS
AND A BLACK POKEMON GAME

>>4839828
>not DTF both
You deserve your waifu, neither of you can read.

>>4839810
Yes, I am.

>>4839829
It's not about having fun, it's about making a good enjoyable story in a way that is more than green text. it's just easier to do it, a real format is better in the long run.

>>4839857

Very nice

>>4839859
I'm sorry I don't know what DTF means, I guess.

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i like the mayor pony

i think she has a nice voice and pretty eyes

her collar thing is adorable too

>>4839841
I need to pay more attention. Watched most of season 1 when I travelling in the summer of 2011

>>4839810
Slow as shit posting. God forbid I post an image...

skeleton jelly

>>4839886
You want to fuck her. Say it.

I find it hard to respect an artist who likes to cause drama

>>4839816
How could Rainbow Dash even get into the sort of fancy parties I'd go to with Rarity?

I'd politely but firmly remind her that I'm out of her league.

>>4839816
Fluttershy, get out...How did you even get in here? The library's closed at this hour. Fluttershy have you been drinking? Come on, man....

>>4839897

I want her to hire me for sex

>>4839886
And those buns

I'd stick a hot dog in between them

>>4839897
i would like to hear her talk about her town's history
and how proud she is of the ponies who live there

does that count

Which pony is the perfect viscosity

>>4839900
>an artist deserves respect

>>4839884
"Down to fuck."

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>>4839810

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>>4839858
I just wish I could figure out how to work some things. Like a black Teddie.

this all feels very insensitive

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>>4839628

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>>4839841
How many cups would it take to coat that thing?

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>>4839886

You cannot possibly fathom how much I would this pone.

>>4839912
she an earth pony

she would buck you and that would hurt a lot!

>>4839816
I let the other pony know that I do not appreciate her actions and would like it if she would leave me and my spousu alone

>>4839916
GG pls

>>4839911
I want her to treat me like a piece of meat before flipping me a 10-bit coin as she heads back to work from her 3rd quickie of the week

>>4839900
I find it hard to respect the idea of people posting anonymously to avoid personal responsibility for their actions. Funny how the world works. I'm not Apple or any artist, but I don't like people who act irresponsible period.

Hey MLPG I'm gonna go get bagels does anyone want one?

>>4839900
for example?

>>4839886
We need a transparent.png of mayor mare.
...for stuff.

>>4839946
I was just going to post this....well something similar.

>>4839953
Hell yeah! Pumpkin!

>>4839953
2 for me please!

>>4839953
Bagels? Haha, listen to how he pronounces it! Bagels! What a silly billy! Doesn't he know it's bagels?

>>4839930
SB pls
pls

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is there pone version of this image

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wink

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MAYOR FEELS

FOR WHILE MOOT IS BUSY NOT FIXING THE SERVERS

>>4839953
In.

>>4839946

There are probably a lot of lonely mares in ponyville, not to mention married ones that wouldn't think there's anything wrong with fucking a human.

No risk of pregnancy either

Being a male prostitute in Ponyville sounds like it would be a dream job.

>>4839961
Pumpkin bagels?
What is this devilry?

>>4839974
That is a cute Panka.

>>4839974
>Saloon Pinkie
WHY ISN'T THERE MORE OF THIS!?

>>4839974
your inking is a lot better

>>4839990
What if prostitution was illegal in Ponyville? What if Mayor mare offered to look the other way if she got as many free rides as she wanted?

>>4840015
eeehhh not really
it's just the pencil thing.

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>>4840016

I think we could come to some kind of agreement.

>>4840024
NO, YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP AND TAKE THE COMPLEMENT

man, i just want to cuddle mayor pony

it's kind of sad that you have to append non-sexually to everything

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>>4840001
Eh! Don't ask me!

>>4840047
I'm glad there's not any more of that, though

>>4840034
no

>>4840048
Do you think Pinkie Pie likes to dress up?

>>4840040
...non-sexually, of course

So I heard that that "Smiley" movie that's coming out in a about a week mentions 4chan, specifically /b/.

What if they mentioned /mlp/ or ponies in some way?

We need the other 5 in saloon dresses
I've been waiting for so long for someone good to do this ; ;

>>4840015
>what is simple strokes with the stabilizer on

>>4840040

welcome to the world.

>>4840056
Excuse me, Tess, would you mind if I gave you a compliment?

>>4840056
Why?

>>4840058

>They will eventually make a movie about a horse rapist who was a brony.

>>4840057
YES.

>>4840048
>>4840075
>>4840065
HELL YES!

>>4840058
Check the last thread, there is a youtube clip and a few vocaroos you might be interested in

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>>4840058
>/mlp/

But this is /co/, silly anon.

;_;

>>4840057
>Pinkie Pie likes to dress-up in silly hats and pretty costumes
>sometimes for no reason

>>4840058
Wouldn't be surprising if 4chan becomes the new media boogeyman now that the internet in general is too mainstream for it
Actually I think it already is and has been for a while

>>4840084
Too soon...

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>>4840067

>>4840090
We've been there for some time already. Anonymous is regularly featured on RT, BBC, CNN today and 4chan is often referenced.

>>4840090
>doesn't know about explosing vans

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somebody wanted saloon Pink.

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>>4840057

>Pinkie loves to role play

This is my fetish

where is Kevinsano's new tumblr?

>>4840120
>Amazonlegs Pinkie

No, I don't want that.

>>4840120
>Human
Snorko pls

pls

>>4840120
THAT WOULD BE ME, AND THANKS!

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>>4840097

>>4840113
>>4840116
I meant in movies and other fiction
I guess you could argue that commercial news is a form of fiction

>>4839978
>quiet night in with the Mayor sharing a glass of her favorite drink
w-what is this feel

>>4840156
>>4840123

woah, is there more of these? please have fluttershy

>>4840156
MY DIIIIICK

>>4840166

It'll happen because bronies are the new trekies. In about forty or fifty years we and our children will look back at us as bunch of nerds.

>>4840133
He has a redirect that's always ponymouthhugs.com

>>4840170
I can die now

>>4840133
>calendar
that's clever

>>4840156

>Rarity as a can-can girl

>>4840185
>not staying nerd4lyfe

faggot

>>4840185
We are nerds.

>>4840133
>Everything about this picture
Mah DIIIIIICK

>>4840156
>>4840183
Is this Fluffy?

I couldn't tell fluffy's pictures apart from show vectors if it weren't for the characteristic butt and weird perspective on the opposite eye

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>>4840212
I ain't no nerd.

Books are for dweebs.

>>4840223
I think they look slightly more chubby and something is off with the eyes

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So... At other rodeos, do the ponies ride eachother?

>>4840232
They've got dead, soulless eyes.

Like Fluffy.

>>4840213
I dont think im ever gonna like seeing actual hooves though.

But yeah its alright.

>>4840133

Only thing I dislike about this picture is the amount of fluid.

>>4840235
Based on the hip-movement there, I think rodeos take a bit less pc in equestria

>>4840156
>>4840183
>>4840170
>>4840123
>>4840075
Because we can can can!
Yes we can can can can can can can can can

Everybody can can!

>>4840244
unf

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>>4840235
yes

>>4840029
I like the idea of Applejack working at a borthel. Makes me very hard.

>>4840258
>jelly ponies
right in the fetish

>>4840244
♫DISCOOOORRDD♫
[spoilers]♪I want your multiple dicks inside of meee♪

>>4840249

>play The Saboteur
>walk out of Sean's room at the Belle
>one of the dancers says "au revoir, cherie!"
>go out and watch a dance

oh God that game and my dick

>>4840261

She has got to do whatever it takes if the Apples want to keep their farm.

>>4840243
Imagine the awkward boners. Or perhaps that's the a part of the challenge...

>>4840272
>picture of discord with only one dick

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>>4840272
Press ctrl-s you big boy, like this [spoiler][/spoiler]

>>4840278
So Applejack sells herself to Filthy Rich?

New headcanon right here.

Joke's on you spammer I like hash browns.

stop posting food god dammit

>>4840303
>>4840292
>>4840280
totally random and fuhney xD

>>4840302
B-big boy? I meant to write silly boy, why did it end up being big boy?

>>4840302
Holy shit thank you.

>>4840319
The picture of discord get in your head
Freudian slip

>>4840281
Sure you can try to stay on for 8 seconds...but are you sure ya'll can't last longer than that, Sugarcube

>>4840302
That aint chocolate

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>>4840319
Maybe you're hungry

>>4840242
I almost wanna try and shop it out, but it's far too late.

>>4840359
Oh god shes going to cut her own throat someone stop her!

Guys. I don't think I can like ponies anymore. These hashbrowns are making me upset.

>>4840261
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/11055/1/Jack%2FOff/

>>4840359
I read the filename as Nvidia

>>4840367
are u a retard or something

Renne quest when?

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>>4840330
>>4840347
I have had my mind on phallic objects lately. I never thought I'd make a Freudian slip like that in writing.

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>>4840376

The hell is that from?