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Old thread: >>4804232

Topic: What is your opinion on the aspect of shipping in the show?
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it'll never happen
Mane 6 will stay single forever
you can cap this
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KILL YOUR FAMILY
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>>4806681
My official philosophy regarding shipping is that if it makes a cute story or picture its ok with me. even occasionally argueing about which one could or couldent be more canon is fun, but if taken too seriously and getting mad over it is dumb.
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MLP is boring.

Let's talk about MLPG personalities shall we?

Let's start with Ross. His backstory is fascinating.
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>>4806730

>you can cap this

Don't need to, we all fucking know this you asshat.
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>>4806681
>any kind of shipping at all
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>>4806744
Pretty much this.
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>>4806756
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>>4806681
i'm not sure i trust this shipping company
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>>4806745
hit that red button baby
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>>4806746
>mfw I'm from Wisconsin
I've never been so ashamed to live in this state
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>>4806746
Ross just fucking leave.
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>>4806745
Instant one million, and then invest wisely.
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>>4806746

>Ross

Lets fucking not.
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>>4806746
>Ross
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>>4806779
>>4806770
but what if the red button gives you 100$ instead?
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>>4806795
>Steam chat
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Why is this board so shitty today
more than usual i mean and not counting it's monday.
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>>4806808
piss everywhere
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>>4806745
i would go for the green button.
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>>4806745
Green. Of course the answer is green.

Even if you fail, you are certain of your failure; copping out,
taking the million, you'd have that possibility weighing on your mind forever.
It would be torturous.
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>>4806808
Season 3, although announced, isn't quite here yet.
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>>4806766

Even if FIM gets a S4, the comic will be there for Hasbro to continue using Gen 4 characters so that they can move to Gen 5 quickly and not piss of the fanbase.
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>>4806808

Wouldn't know, I don't dare step outside.
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>out with twilight
>She wants you to dance onstage and karaoke with her
What do you do?
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You know what.

The comic will eventually be better than the show because it has less Hasbro oversight.
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>>4806745
Red: Fluttershy goes on a date with you

Green: 50% chance of fluttershy loving you forever. 50% chance she toots
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>>4806719
Why are you still here complaining about drawing instead of drawing?

Holy shit make a fucking list of ten things to draw tomorrow and then draw all of them. Withhold privileges from yourself or something. "I won't get online until I finish this drawing."

The more you bitch the easier it is to bitch in the future until all you end up doing is coming to MLPG to bitch instead of actually doing any of the things you're bitching about not being able to do.
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>>4806844
>rape
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>>4806844
Contain spaghetti in pockets and politely refuse while awkwardly smiling.
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>>4806844
do it anyway
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>>4806781
>>4806795

If you want, we can discuss Nathan. Or maybe a draw-friend?

>>4806776

Ross Posts original art when he wants to get attention.
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>>4806844
dance with her because i know that shes worse than me
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>>4806848
That's why it's going to replace the show after S3/4.
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>>4806844

I'd be incredibly embarrassed, but I would do it anyway.
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>>4806765
>>4806756
>there will never be an applebloom version
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>>4806844
Nope
That's a great indicator that we're not going to work out
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Why is Balbanes considered a hero of the 50 Years War when the war was a disaster that Ivalice lost?
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uber ded
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>>4806844
Swig about half a bottle of unidentifiable alcohol,
get up there and brave it out.

everyone is a crappy singer at karaoke anyway.
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There had better be horseboners when I wake up.
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Would you eat your favorite pony if you knew she would come out the other end ok?
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>>4806897
The MLPG Concile banned Horseboners bro
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Kramer comes to you with a proposition.

You can have one pony of your own to cuddle and love and get to know,
but never sexually. They would never accept the notion of fucking you,
and if you forced yourself on them in any manner, they'd leave you and hate you forever.

Or,
You could fuck any ponies you want, every night.
Diamond Tiara?
Celestia?
Chrysalis?
All of them at once?
You could do that. But, they would vanish at daybreak,
and you would never know the true love and companionship of a pony.
What'll it be, MLPG?
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>>4806914
mystery box
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>>4806906
She's too big.
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>>4806914
First one

I'll just hire whores from time to time
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>open door
>see this

wat do?
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>>4806876

>a war is a disaster
>clearly that means there are no heroes of the war

TG Cid is a hero, Delita was a hero, there were plenty of heroes in wars whether or not your was the winning one.
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>>4806914
First choice

Sweetie.

And I'll just wait until she's older.
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>>4806925
THERE IS NO MYSTERY BOX JERRY
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>>4806946

Sit back and watch
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>>4806914
second option
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>>4806953
mystery box
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>>4806946
get on the floor
walk the dinosaur
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>>4806950
>never
>reading comprehension
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>>4806914
First one.
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>>4806946
Ask what the problem is and if this is the best method to resolve it.
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do you like magic and books and purple ponies
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>>4806651

Here, now I'll shut the fuck up about it.

That was straight rum too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_N3Q2kKt1U&feature=player_detailpage#t=2081s
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>>4806869
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>>4806979

>magic

Ayep

>books

Well, I could stand to read a few.

>purples ponies

PFFFFAHAHA DIS NIGGA
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Wait wait hold up.

So can Applejack eat all them apples?
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>>4806979
i just want to scoop her up in my arms and hug her
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>>4806980
When do you appear?
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Which pony exhibits a peculiar manner while being rammed by a male?
What does she do?
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YOU SAID THIS WOULD FIX THINGS MOOT.

YOU SAID THE PASSES WERE NEEDED.

YOU LIED MOOT.
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>>4806997
Welp
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>>4807000
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>>4806914

Second one.

Celestia, Mrs. Cake, Pinkie, chubby nurse, Cherry Jubilee, and Rarity's mom.

every night
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>>4807001
why can't nerdy girls be as cute as twilight
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>>4807009
Fluttershy
She switches almost instantly from a complete sub to flipping you on your back and riding you like her life depends on it with no care other than her own pleasure. If you can't keep up, then you sure as hell better try or recover fast.
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>>4806914

second. Especially if they remember after the first time it happens to them
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>Dat insane amount of homolust over the new Regular Show character

Are goats really that attractive to furries?
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>>4807001
Twilight thats not how you read a book.

Quit bashing it in to the ground you little shit that book was expensive.
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>>4807023
You know what I find funny

Around the time moot added the passes Cpatcha started being wrong much more often


A first I though It was me even tough getting from barely getting one wrong to getting 1 of 5 wrong was a bit strange. But a lot of people also complain.

It seems just kinda convenient
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>>4806997
No no no, this is all wrong.
Look at the Scoot and Sweetie ones.
Their eyes are as big as saucers.
This would work much better.
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>>4807064
Thomas x Applejack OTP
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>>4806979
I liked her better when she wasn't a complete schizoid and her real-life avatar wasn't the world's biggest attention whore.
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>>4807064
>not finding goats attractive
look at these sexy beasts
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>>4806832

NOOOOOOOOOO

SHUT UP!
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>>4807064

I haven't even been following /co/ or anything on it

but I thought he was cute
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>>4807090
UNF
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>>4807054
Does she break out of her typical personality, giving you that sly smirk as she hilts you repetitively?
Does she pull out once she finds you getting close to your climax, yelling at you for having the guts to cum before she does and punishing you by kneading your balls to accumulate all that unreleased spunk?
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>>4807042
Because real girls are disgusting
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>>4807090
>>4807064

they make cute sounds to: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCoD-TELD0A
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>>4807006
35:44
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>>4807042
Real women are soul eating demons meant to devour and consume men whole and leave them as empty husks
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>>4804779

So in this scenario, Twilight doesn't notice some naked guy coming from behind her and putting his dick in her ass?
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>>4807117

Nothing can compare to delicious 2D waifus.
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>>4807098
It's gonna happen.

Why do you think S3 will be a half season?

Why do you think Hasbro has been very off handed with it compared to the show?
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>>4807115
woah
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>>4807112
I wish this hadn't become ironic ;__;
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>>4806832
I think it's going to pass S4

They constantly speak of Seasons
Also this is profitable

From what I heard Hasbro went from G3 to G3.5 because they were diclining in popularity

They'll move on to G5 when G4 will no longer be profitable and it will take some time seeing how well it's doing

>all Hasbro toy sales have declined
>Except MLP which increased by 17%
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If you find goats attractive you should go check out the artist Aaron.
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>>4807029
>>4807000

>Posting that hack Max Girade's crap
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>>4807064

>Saying a new character is hot
>Not posting said character
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>>4807115
Only when she hasn't had it for a long while. If you keep her properly "maintained" then at worst she'll just ride you raw until either you or she passes out from exhaustion. And then in the morning it's all cuddles and sunshine and shy glances from across the bed.
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>>4807148
It has it's moments. Plus he draws some good reaction faces.

Where did it go all wrong?
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>>4807148

>implying apple.mov wasn't the only funny one

Granted, it's not as funny as it was when it first came out, but denying that it was funny in the first place is asinine.
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>>4807130
>>4807117
>>4807042

Do we mean real "nerd" girls who are fans of sci-fi/comics/games/anime? Then expect some serious mental issues.
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>>4807129

Probably thought he was going to stick it in her vagina.
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why are hugs so amazing
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>>4807126
Oh, you were THAT guy.
You don't look too bad, actually
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did that pony or die thing get posted or was it cancelled ?
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>>4807146
What if... what if it ends up like what happened to the Transformers cartoons? What if they're actually good?
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>>4806946
Wait for the toots
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>>4807032
>>4807160

>them AJ hips

UNF.
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>>4807179
So...just like Twilight?
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God what a shitty general
What pone should I watch
Just pick an episode
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>>4807178

I've never seen any of his vids for more than a few seconds. I can't stand him.
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>the password was WEH
good on ya
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WEH
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>>4807200
Purple and Green Lizard pony
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>>4807170
>implying it's not all going to end with Applejack still having the seizure at the end of apple.mov
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>>4807187
it was posted
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/53943/PONY-OR-DIE-1
dont have a link to the thread it was posted in
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>>4807200
MMDW
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Where's the marker?
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>>4807204
>WEH
WEH!
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>>4807221
No. Try again.
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>>4807178
Shed had a couple of moments I liked, too.
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>>4807200
OWTEW
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>>4807230
Hmm
What kind of sexy tricks could Yugo do with those portals do you think
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>>4807191
>fluttershy forced to smell rd's toots
u-unf
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>>4807194

Yes. Except not in an idealized setting where everything works out right. They're nutty. The more "nerdier" they are, the worse. Those cosplay girls are 20 times more mental. Expect:

>Eating disorders
>depression
>social anxiety
>drug addiction
>sexual fetishes
>pedophilia

I knew an anime girl who had all of these
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>>4807250
toot anon pls swallow cyanide
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>>4807243
Come in vagina but semen splashes in mouth instead.

Or something.
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>>4807216
>never thought about this ending
>it makes perfect fucking sense
MY BRAIN IS FULL OF FUCK
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>>4807138
I feel bad for using it when people posted sexy Mrs. Cake a while back.

I probably helped it catch on, which in turn lead to it being used for everything.

Im sorry
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>>4807263
I remember when we used to be able to say that we were better than HSG because they had a bunch of fart fetishists
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>>4807278
>I remember when we used to be able to say that we were better than HSG because they had a bunch of fart fetishists

What am I reading?
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>Death Grips makes album cover a dick with "NO LOVE DEEP WEB" written on it as a joke
>/mu/ decides to write it on their dicks and take pictures of it
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>>4807268
Has he ever demonstrated a portal that isn't person-sized?
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>>4807288

What?
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>>4807164
In that case, she must be recoiling after seeing you so exhausted from your ordeal, having to handle her well-hidden dominative side. She'd probably offer to make you feel better by licking your dick clean before you both embrace each other in the limelight.

But what if she's in a bad mood? Does she engage in some moderate bondage and inflicting a bit of pain once she has you peeking out of your pants in arousal?
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>>4807258
are there any pedophile girls

they sure are quiet and well hidden
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>>4807288
I wrote it on my dick but I can't get chubby enough anymore to make all the letters visible
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>>4807288
>/mu/
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>>4807295
I don't recall if HE has, but other eliatropes have.
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>>4807230
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>>4807296
This is the cover of Death Grips latest album.
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>>4807225
Anon shit up the password.
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>>4807288
It was more of fuck you to their label for pushing their album release back a year, if I understand correctly.
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>>4807318
why isn't it cumming
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>>4807317
Is it time, /co/
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>>4807233
This is still Cathy Weseluck's favorite episode.

Which is a shame because I don't like it because of the pacing. Also that fucking owl.
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>>4807069

it's not funny, it's fucking annoying

and obviously moot is causing that on purpose to make us buy passes
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>>4807298
Nothing extreme, though there is quite a bit of verbal goading. She wants you to take charge, to grind her face into the pillow as you pound into her, and if you can't do that, then what good are you? She isn't made of glass, after all, and she wants a "real stallion" to make her feel like the slutty mare she is.
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>>4807318
have a superior version

please use from now on
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>>4807278
Farts are a part of /co/
That is a fact
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>>4807336

Time for what ?
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>>4807299

Yes. She found 11 year olds really sexy.

She also had mild schizophrenia. Like hearing voices all the time when she's not on meds.

She had god damn EVERYTHING. Would not shut up about Dr. Who either.

She was of course a cosplayer/EGL. Of course.

Also, another anime/cosplay girl was a well known camwhore. Now she's a legit pornstar and doing heroin.
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>tfw absolutely disgusted with self
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>>4807367
>tfw i couldent be happier with myself and my life
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>>4807367
Did you post your dick on /mu/?
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>>4807367
>tfw dealing with it, but there is always that baseline of disgust
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>>4807367
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>>4807356
>>4807318

/mlp/ is a "Safe For Work" board.

And here we are posting dicks and Horse porn.

Also that dick is weird looking.
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If any of you want to post your dicks, now is the time to do it!
>>>/mu/28754575
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>>4807366
i want to be friends with a lesbian pedo
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>writing on your cock

fucking pencildicks
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So, what do you all plan on doing for Halloween?
And what would your favorite pony think of your costume?
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>>4807393
>writing on your cock with marker
>not mechanical pencil
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>>4807069
>>4807349
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>spent 2 days playing evil genius
>pretended marker pone was controller
>somehow all save files corrupted
damnit.
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>>4807405
Halloween doesn't exist in my country
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>>4807405
>So, what do you all plan on doing for Halloween?
Nothing. Maybe seeing that Silent Hill movie I guess.
>And what would your favorite pony think of your costume?
pic related
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>>4807385
I already posted mine in earlier threads..
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>>4807388

No you don't. When I said "she had every mental disorder out there" I wasn't joking. That's drama you don't want to deal with.
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>>4807424
What would you do if it did?
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>>4807429
repost it
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>>4807405

Nothing
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>>4807414

>implying it's not true
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>>4807435
Stay home
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>>4807405
I'm thinking of cosplaying as Dipper with my little sister as Mabel. All I have to o is look for a pig and a grappling hook.
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>>4807405
>doing special things for holidays
My door remains shut and locked with me on the inside of it as much as possible
My costume will probably be a charcoal-colored t-shirt, plaid pajama bottoms, and panties
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>>4807428

>Green cloud farts

So stupid. Farts are not visible. They are not that volumous. If you want to do farts, do it in writing, or convey it via a tiny sound bubble.
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>>4807430
No, but you were exaggerating. You can't have "every mental disorder out there". You'd literally be unable to function.
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>>4807442
... I don't have a marker on me
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>>4807455
>fartfags
>being intelligent
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>>4807428
>>4807446
>>4807453
>>4807451
You guys are no fun.
>>4807452
This guy is, though.
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When did MLPG turn into "My Little Fetish General" ?

I think we should spin fetish talk into it's own thread.
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>>4807405
Being in my 2nd week of boot camp.
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What language does Applebloom speak during the Cutie Pox when the episodes are translated into French?
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>>4807481
THERE HAVEN'T EVEN BEEN ANY FETISHES YET
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>>4807481
FUCKING PANCAKES
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>>4807487
Aspirant?
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>>4807468
People who enjoy horse farts scored an average of 200 points higher on the SAT, and have an IQ of 5-7 points higher on average.
This is documented science.
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>>4807488
The French equivalent of Elizabethan-era English.
Very antiquated and fancy.
>>
marker where?
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>>4807405

This.
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>>4807488
polish
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>>4807503
no just an anon. not even going in the same service
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what the shit

this sounds horrible

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEsMz-lLXjU
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>>4807353
Must be real nice when you show her how much of a stallion you really are, forcing her head down as your shaft repeatedly lifts her flank up in every thrust, reciprocating all that goading with every ounce of your strength delivered between her shivering hind hooves.

Does her behavioral changes carry over in the morning when she thinks she wants more of you?
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>>4807493
Just wait'll MD shows up.
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>>4807516
Oh...
Well good luck bro
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>>4807510
See
>>4807323
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>>4807516
I've been out of the military for 4 years now... Damn that's a good feeling. Being a civilian is great.
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>>4807529
thanks
>>4807534
which service?
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>>4807475
Don't you know? This is the No Fun General.
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>>4807502
>>4807493

There's been some fetish talk in this and the last thread. Also porn.

>My Little Fetish: Pornography is Magic General

Spin that off into its own thread. We've been away from /co/ for so long, we have been corrupted by the lack of oversight. Here we can post the most blatant porn without anyone noticing. We needed the firm hand of /co/ moderation to keep us in check.
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>>4807518
It's /mu/ man, they pretend to like shitty music to fuck with people.
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>>4807523
I've been here the whole time.
Not tripfagging because of a crippling writers block and lack of motivation
Unless I'm being creative I don't deserve to use it, after all.
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>>4807537
the air force
>>
Where's the damn marker?

Where's the pone?
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>>4807557
>tfw i actually like snow
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>>4807557
i take it you diddnt like it too much.
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>>4807556
Dammit MD stop making me not consider you a humongous faggot
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>>4807520
The farthest she goes is aggressive cuddling, and shameless flirting while making breakfast after an especially good night.
She'd just die of embarrassment if one of her friends saw her.
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>>4807385
>/mu/ likes our mosaic
oh gosh
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>>4807557
>chair force
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>>4807551
>It's /mu/ man, they pretend to like shitty music to fuck with people.

/tv/ and /mu/ are opposites.

/tv/ are pure plebs and mostly just in it for the teenage girls. Very shallow.

/mu/ rejects that. But goes too far in the other direction. A complete rejection of anything "popular" and then liking 2-Indie-for-you eventhough it's no bettter.
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>>4807544

We're on hiatus, what is there really to talk about ?
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>>4807589
Not completely.
They love Kanye
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>>4807599
How much S3 will suck?
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>>4807608
And Radiohead.
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>tfw ink on the sketch layer
so how about some ponies
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>>4807405
dress up as a hipster
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>>4807518
Try this one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DigtCrO77L8
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What the fuck happened to Kevinsano's tumblr? That was like my fap temple.
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>>4807614

>Undo
>Switch to ink layer
>Redo

heuhau
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>>4807614
I've been drawing engine internals instead
Feels nice not doing pone for once
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>>4807626
i didnt realize until i had finished inking
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>>4807589
>not masturbating to Avey's glorious charisma
shiggy diggy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47xbkT3calM
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>>4807622
So the gimmick is angry yelling and noise?
so edgy
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>>4807640
That's why always turn my sketch layer to like 40% opacity, so I can tell immediately if I'm inking on the wrong layer
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>Someone thanking /mu/ for liking our mosaic

dammit red player
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>>4807652
thats a good idea, i'll start doing that
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>>4807624

Probably deleted because of the CMC porn
>>
If you ever wanted to know what a fellow MLPG anon's dick looked like, I contributed to that NLDW thread on /mu/
Just sayin
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>>4807655
Wasn't me.
I saw the comments, and then left. Fuck if I'm staying in a thread full of dicks.
...wait a second.
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>>4807676

w-which one
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>>4807665
Fuck, that was my favorite part of it.
Especially the one with Sweetie Belle in a corner with a torn up super hero outfit.
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>>4807679

>/mlp/
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>>4807676
i didnt, but its good to know the option is there
>>
does anybody have a drawing request ?
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>>4807692
Isn't it up on Derpibooru or paheal?
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>>4807692
The rule 63 Scoots was my favorite. Probably the only one I liked.
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>>4807676
>hunglikesnips.jpg
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>>4807676
>If you ever wanted to know what a fellow MLPG anon's dick looked like, I contributed to that NLDW thread on /mu/
>Just sayin

And all thsoe dicks are disgusting. Would not suck.
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>>4807574
Probably livens your day when she accidentally wakes you up with a lung-squeezing hug, unable to resist your charm after finding you so cute in bed.
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>>4807679
Well good for you actually taking advantage of that. I still might make a career out of it but that might change later on down the road.
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>>4807676

You've got a fat dick, anon
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>>4807705
Yes, but I fear he'll stop drawing or some shit. Like a Seize and Resist type shit.
>>4807706
Oh that one was pretty good too.
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>>4807699
scoots dancing
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>october 10

>2 years
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>>4807733
Scoots is a terrible dancer.
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Hey guys, give me all of your sleepy pones.

ALL OF THEM.
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>>4807708
Yeah, I'm small but I don't care since no one will ever have anything to do with it anyway
Small penises are more convenient. Like if I get a random boner in public, no one could notice.
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>>4807742
ilu mlpg
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>>4807750
you're a terrible dancer
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>>4807742
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>>4807679

/mlp/
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>>4807753
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>>4807753
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What sorta [art style] do you think would look neat with pones?
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>>4807765
Oui, zat is correct.

In February 2011 I dislocated my kneecap while dancing the time warp at a live production of Rocky Horror Show.
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>>4807710
It's the best part of waking up. Sometimes I wake up before her and cuddle into her for a little while before giving her a little kiss on the nose. Every so often she's actually awake and it turns into a rather long kiss. Those usually happen on her flirty days.
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>>4807790
A shame you cant go back and prevent it.
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>>4807780

Miura. Stylized by semi-realsitic and detailed.

We need to send him pony dvds man. He's lonely and he only has Idolm@ster waifus.
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Ok, so I just posted my dick in that mu thread
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>>4807825
Nanaki pls go
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>>4807775
>>4807777
Is that all of them.
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>>4807821
>Miura gets a pony waifu

/v/ and /a/ would not survive.
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>>4807699
Octavia cum inflation
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>>4807845
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>>4807836
I am not a furry thank you. I am just a generic weirdo.
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>>4807825
Are you the guy who posted his butthole?
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>>4807845
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Six weeks after 34 striking miners were shot dead by police at a mine in South Africa, a Judicial Commission of inquiry has begun. The inquiry will look into events at the Marikana mine and start by focusing on the days leading up to the shooting. Al Jazeera's Tania Page reports.
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>>4807845

What an needy little shit you are.
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>>4807699
Dash discovers bidets
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>>4807855
God no. I'm the guy in the black t shirt

>captcha :pine-nut
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>>4807861
her rear turbine thing looks like a gaping butthole
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Half of the thread is posting their dicks in /mu/ and Marker is awol, this is worst thread.
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>>4807847

It would be awesome. He'd likely put a talking pastel pony in the comic. Dude doesn't give a shit at this point what the fans think.
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>>4807870
The one with >no marker who just straight up posted a picture of his dick?
>>
Man I'd post my dick on /mu/ if I was trimmed
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>>4807874
Whole new meaning to blow it out yer ass
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>>4807861
No.
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>>4807894
Yes. Trying to avoid direct linking...
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>>4807723
Cease and Desist

Though I wouldn't be surprised if FBI started busting down on cartoon porn.

>"Chief says the greentext op unit is a little overstaffed; hell, we need more than a few volunteers for the tumblr takedown ops. Any takers?"
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QUICK

EVERYONE POST YOUR THEME SONG
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>>4807924
No Love by Death Grips
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>>4807924
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2mU6USTBRE
>>
>>>/co/41325038

Would you a Thomas?
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>>4807924
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVUyyHYkBHk
Don't bother with anyone elses.
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>>4807924
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXEGra1XCT4&feature=g-all-f
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>>4807924

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lb0rw5xIyGc
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>>4807924
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrnBaLyp1C4
2dope4u
>>
>>4807924
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3S5iJHmq_Ak

Some day there will be pony of this.
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>>4807924
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GauhWG340dI
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>>4807924

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWfrDG0nmlk
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>>4807676
I just posted mine, too
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>>4807961
So at least 3 mlpg anon dicks posted so far
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>>4807924

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjBrM8OTDyQ
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>>4807961
The one with the stutter and the big-ass big toe?
If so, nice
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Thanks for the sleepy pones, guys.

Time for bed.
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>>4807924
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKWbD97x5xI
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>>4807939

Not until he gets some character depth.
>>
>Stanford University are looking to provide a similar boost to bioengineering with a new process dubbed "Bi-Fi." The technology uses an innocuous virus called M13 to increase the complexity and amount of information that can be sent from cell to cell. The researchers say the Bi-Fi could help bio-engineers create complex, multicellular communities that work together to carry out important biological functions.


Does this mean pony in our lifetime?
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>>4807959

Haaaaaaaaiiiiiiii YAII FORCES
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>>4807919
Depends on the pay.
>implying I'll volunteer for free
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IT'S BEAUTIFUL
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What is the name of this pony ?
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>>4808037
Adorable.
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>>4808037
2ndbiggestslutinponyville pone
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>>4807924
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1Lv87f0uu8

Princess Tutu is a superior show to MLP
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>>4808036
I never thought I'd live to see the day where people gathered together and wrote words on their dicks and posted it on the internet.
>>
slut
>>
>>4808037

Niggerface James
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>>4808036
>tfw you're in that
The internet is weird
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>>4808037
bee pony
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>>4808037
Was it Cherries Jubilee?
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>>4806493

Rarity helping Twilight prepare for a date.

the only ship I support is you and your waifu.

i got lazy and didn't feel like drawing Rarity.
>>
I've made a huge mistake
and I don't exactly know why it's a mistake
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>>4808053
Who's the first?
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>>4808037
Cherry Poppin'
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>>4807924
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XoEj-nQcCIg
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>Finally get a boner to post on /mu/
>Scramble to write letters on dick
>Jesus fuck writing with sharpie is hard
>Beef it
>Wash sharpie off dick
>Finish fapping to Discord
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>>4808082
Rarity
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>>4808055
>Moeshit anime
>better than MLP

Kill yourself

You make me want to slap a jap
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>>4808078
Welcome to the penis posting club
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>>4808078
I know that very feeling.
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>>4808036
I hate all of you.
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>>4808089
that's all kinda sad
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>>4808082
Rarity
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>>4808077

>charms and enslavement
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>>4808077
Ha

Thanks man
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>>4808089
>Fapping to Discord

What kind of picture was it?

Anything notable?
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>>4808074
For a great a Powerful Magician, she sure is retarded to shove her hooves into a honey hole.
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>>4808077
Haha, Rarity is such a ho.
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>>4808074

I spank Trixie's butt
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>>4808077
hehehehe

cute.
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>>4808077
Twilight looks adorable.
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>>4808077
>that dialogue
>those books
hahahaha
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>>4808093
>Princess Tutu
>moe shit

Better check yourself before you shrek yourself.
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>>4808111

Just this one

Wish I had shop skills, I'd shop the OC out.
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>>4808092
>>4808107
Rarity is not a slut, she is a whore.

We've been over this.

Video evidence: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hY5iLIMkZ5w
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>>4808093
>Princess Tutu
>Moeshit
oh you
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>>4808130
why is discord so arousing
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>>4808077
That's great
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>>4808129
>Better check yourself before you shrek yourself.

Which one of you fuckers runs Shrekchan? I know it's one of you guys.
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>>4808130
i honestly dont care that's a decent OC design.
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>>4808129
>>4808148
I bet he thinks Puella Magi Madoka Magica is moeshit too.

And Haibane Renmei.
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>>4808152

I don't know

But I do knot what I'd do with him
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>>4808129
>>4808148
Does it have cute flatchested girls doing cute things?

If so it's fucking moeshit.
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>>4808154
I'm 99$ sure that MC Ride runs shrekchan.
Because why the hell else would he post codes and shit there.
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>>4808166

I think so too, I just want my discord sans heterosexual
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>>4808175
but MLP has flatchested girls doing cute things
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This pony is from G1, right ?
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>>4808147
But anon, Rarity is far to generous to charge for sex.
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>>4808171
nice Freudian slip amigo
I'd take his knot too
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>>4808184
>girls
THe proper term is MARES you fucking swine.
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>>4808154
>Shrekchan
I vote we use this as a backup to the sub.
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>talkin shit
>bout my waifu

I will shit fury on you faggots.
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>>4808169
>Puella Magi Madoka Magica
The fuck kind of name is that?
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>>4808175
Confirmed for never having seen Princess Tutu

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHZqxecCukg

Guitar battling ninjas, anon.
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>>4808175
You probably just think all anime besides CB is moeshit, don't you?
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>>4808184
they are mares anon
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>>4808199
>2012
>Having a shit tier waifu
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>>4808195

But if you take the knot, you can't guzzle his cum
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>>4808203
It's Italian!

Also known as Mahō Shōjo Madoka Magika
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>>4808196
>>4808214
i'm sorry pls forgive me
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>>4808203
Bad Latin.
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>>4808225
>Not having him pull out right as he finishes
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>>4808221
>Rarity
>Shit tier

1. Pinkie Pie
2. Applejack
3. Twilight Sparkle
4. Rarity
5. ---
6. Rainbow Slut and Fluttershit
>>
It's like you believe a pony can be unlikeable.
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>>4808247
Why are Pegasus Ponies so shit?

I bet they can't even burn their cosmo
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>>4808247
1. My likes
...
9001: Your likes

MY LOGIC IS LAW
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>>4808247
>look at me i hate Dash andFS
>am i cool yet guis?
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>>4808175
But the main character isn't a flat chested girl, it's a fucking duck.
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>>4808247
>that list

Fucking die. It's

>Rarity
>Applejack
>Pinkie Pie
>Twilight
>Rainbow Dash
>Fluttershy
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>>4808258
>see: Fluttershy
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>>4808197
>>4808181
>>4808154

>Shrekchan
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Would you keep her secret?
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>>4808245

Do you want your entire lower intestine to follow?
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>>4808269
Well I like her...
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>>4808247
>rainbow
>slut
She may be a cunt, but she's a pure cunt.
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>>4808259
they arent shit anon, you are shit.
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>>4808261

>lel 2.3 nd RainbowCunt DX
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Would you dance with a filly ___sexually?

Which?
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>>4808276
What secret?
That she likes to be the little girl?
How's that strange whatsoever?
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>>4808281
i would Dash's pure cunt. consentsually of course
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>>4808284
Yes

Sweetie
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>>4808169

99% of anime is moe shit. Prove me wrong
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>>4808284
Yes
Sweetie Belle

I'm sure she's be a fantastic dancer
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>>4808284
Why don't you take a seat over there?
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>>4808247
1. My favorite pony
6. Your favorite pony
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>>4808276

Sure, in exchange for a kiss

Thanks for the color job
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>>4808314
don't fucking tell me what to do
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>>4808247
1. Rainbow Dash
2. Rarity
3. Pinkie Pie
4. Fluttershy
5. Twilight Sparkle
6. Applejack
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>>4808291
Hey man, all I know is that she doesn't want anyone else to know and she's counting on you.
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>>4807405
Possibly Moneymaker Mike. A friend says he will be Krispy kreme.
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>>4808277
I think I'll be good
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>>4808284
No. I rather dance them normally.
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>>4808302
>this nigga
Steins;Gate
Angel Beats
Nichijou
Death Note
Fate/Zero
Fullmetal Alchemist

to name a few
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>>4808302
How about you prove yourself right first.

You know, burden of proof and all?
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>>4808327
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Best shipping

Prove me wrong
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Slut > Autist = ADHD > Boring > Cunt > 2.3
>>
Would you rather be a stallion or a mare in Equestria?
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>>4808247
1. AJ FS PP R RD TS
2. made you look
3. made you look
4. made you look
5. made you look
6. please stop
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>>4808366
>>4808363

You guys are fucking tards for falling for 0/10 trolls. God damn. It's like you're all Glitter Glue.
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>>4808373

Rarity may be a cunt but she's not that bad.
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>>4808077
Damnit that looks way too good for just a scribblesketch
>>
1. Every pone :3
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>>4808363
>Nichijou
>Not Moeshit

Not that guy and it is high quality moeshit, but still. Don't kid yourself.
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>>4808384
Ignore it if you don't like it.
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>bronies
>>
Why didn't this ever get markered, btw?
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>>4808387
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>>4808371
hahaha get cut nerd
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>>4808363
>S;G
Haremshit

>AB
2deepshit

>Nichijou
>not moeshit
Dis nigga.

>Death Note
Shonenshit/2deepshit

>Fate/zero
Grimderpshit/Fujoushishit

>FMA
Shonenshit

I actually like those shows, but if we're gonna be /a/, gotta go all the way.
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>>4808423
see
>>4807323
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>>4808411

How bout you fucking ignore it?
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>>4808302
wait, do you really think that?
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>>4808284
oh god i love dirty dancing pone i just want to grind against sweetie belle
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>>4808373
>Slut
Hey, they ALL can't be top pony, idiot.
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>>4808439
w-well fix it
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Count the sluts, MLPG
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>>4807405
I'm considering being Sex Robot, with speakers built-in to play the song on loop.

http://youtu.be/HGSVYgcy24Q
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>>4808420

So there's like, fucking artists/musicians who are famous in this fandom?
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>>4808459
Didn't work.
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>>4808434
I would love to be flying above or right on that ship when a full broadside goes off. Must be a thing of beauty.
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>>4808301
>>4808303
>>4808449
What is it about Sweetie?
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>>4808477
I see about zero sluts
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>>4808459
ABOUT BLOODY TIME.

Hey, weird question: Is it possible for two completely different images to produce the same md5sum?
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>>4808477

All of them. Even the owl.
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>>4808477
zero
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>>4808490
Insanely unlikely, but possible.
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>>4808444

Now I have a male equivalent of this.
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>>4808486
Her sweet marshmallow body
and voice cracks
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>>4808477
SLUTSLUTSLUTSLUTSLUTSLUTSLUTSLUTSLUTSLUTSLUTSLUTSLUTSLUTSLUTSLUTSLUTSLUTSLUTSLUTSLUTSLUTSLUTSLUTSLUT
SLUTSLUTSLUTSLUTSLUTSLUTSLUTSLUTSLUTSLUTSLUTSLUTSLUTSLUTSLUTSLUTSLUTSLUTSLUTSLUTSLUTSLUTSLUTSLUTSLUT
SLUTSLUTSLUTSLUTSLUTSLUTSLUTSLUTSLUTSLUTSLUTSLUTSLUTSLUTSLUTSLUTSLUTSLUTSLUTSLUTSLUTSLUTSLUTSLUTSLUT
SLUTSLUTSLUTSLUTSLUT

SLUT
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>>4808478
10/10 idea
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>>4808486
nevermind i change my mind i want scootaloo more

but any of three would be amazing

or diamond tiara or silver spoon or pipsqueak
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>>4808477
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>>4808434
I'll fucking fight you
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>>4808510
Get off the table anon
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>>4808504
>voice cracks
So do you like dash too?
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>>4808482
andrew wk was at the latest con
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>>4808513
>pipsqueak
sean pls
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>Wake up
>See this in bed with you

What do
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>>4808501
>wall of laughing bitches
Oh man, I remember when it was just Yasuna, Kyoko, and Yuko.
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>>4808527
No, Dash is an awful pony
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>>4808523
Not a slut.

A whore.

W-H-O-R-E

Whore.

Whhhooooooooorrrrre.

Whore's get paid. Sluts don't.
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>>4808535
I'm going to turn myself in to the police.
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>>4808535
>rape
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>>4808477
I'll take the slutty one
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>>4808545
lies and slander
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>>4808535
Sudoku
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97% of people fall instantly asleep after visiting this website

http://shrekchan.org

A weird phemomenon that even scientisst don't have a proper explanation for. pic(328).jpg
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>>4808535
tell them to go back to sleep
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>>4808535
I'd be paralyzed by indecision and unable to react until suddenly bursting into tears and fleeing the room, returning hours later to hopefully find my room empty and able to write it off as a fever dream.
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>Navy
>not the Army
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>>4808434
>>4808524
pleb ships all over this thread
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>>4808561
/b/ pls just stop
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>>4808535
Fuck applebloom, fist the other two
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>>4808563
Haha what the fuck is this?
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>>4808566
>Army
>not the Marines
>>
>>4808566
>not the Air Force
sure is pleb in here
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>>4808566

>Army
>Anything besides Rangers
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>>4808580
>Marines
HAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>4808563
Wow, that's some of the shittiest photoshop work I've ever seen.

And what's up with his hair? He looks like a 2005 MySpace emo.
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>>4808580

Marines are outdated and nearly unnecessary
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>>4808513

i don't know why all these Sweetie folk are coming out of the woodwork. we all know Scoots is best filly.
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>>4808573
>using Sweetie and Scootaloo as sock-em boppers
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>>4808584
Rangers, Airborne, and Green Berets are like the only people that do anything productive in the army.
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>>4808580
>Marines
>>
>Tfw you find the perfect way to stroke your cock

oh my goood
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>>4808603

>Rangers, Airborne, and Green Berets are like the only people that do anything productive in the U.S. Military

fixed
>>
So what the fuck is this thread?
/o/ or /n/?
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>>4808566
>army
>not the air force
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>>4808605
Show us your technique.
With a video, preferably
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>>4808579
>>4808592
you're just jealous of him and his girlfriend
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>>4808605
Do tell, anon
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>>4808567
including you

master race battleship reporting in
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>>4808510
Yes? What do you need?
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>>4808625
His fucking hair
It's so stereotypical I don't even
>>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=8Ebha1NW5t0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=8Ebha1NW5t0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=8Ebha1NW5t0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=8Ebha1NW5t0http://www.youtube.com/watch?f
eature=player_embedded&v=8Ebha1NW5t0
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>>4808604
>>4808593
>>4808591
>jelly armyfags
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>>4808601

>sock-hop with Scoots and Sweetie
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>>4808625
>Deafdefiler
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>>4808618
>chairforce
all you guys do is waste money while the other branches do your jobs a thousand times better.
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>>4806844
I do it and sing En Vogue with her.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=172YPTQV4lA
>>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yUDdJXNDEA&feature=g-all-lik

God fucking damn what are all of these people doing at Canterlot Gardens?
>>
/mu/ dick thread has 404'd

I can feel a little better about myself knowing that someone wants to sit on my dick
>>
Welp, /mlp/, I'm going to bed early tonight. Dubs decide what pone I fap to and what fetish.
>>
http://www.shrekchan.org/shr/res/7430.html

Ogre Quest. This is a parody of GG's Quests?
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>>4808660
1/10 made me reply
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>>4808535
>>
What does your desktop look like, MLPG?
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>>4808667
>tfw your dick only gets 1 comment
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>>4808660
We drop one fuckhuge bomb so the marines don't lose a squad of men.
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>>4808675
sweetie belle
pony
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>>4808680
>implying that isnt the truth
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>>4808638
oh DC how I love you
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>>4808683
Which one
The surface of my desk or my computer desktop
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>>4808600
The latest opinion polls agree.
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>>4808683
black
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>>4808675

Trixie/Feet
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>>4808687
5, they were all generally praising but they also said it looked weird. Which it does, pointing straight up.
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>>4808622
>>4808626

Well usually I lay on my back and work my erect cock as far in the direction of my feet as I can comfortable handle.

But now I'm placing the first knuckle, from the wrist, of my index finger and using it to squeeze and right under the head towards my stomach while my thumb matches it on the other side. The rest of my fingers simply wrap around my cock and squeeze and massage it to taste.

I can draw a guide if that sounded too complicated.
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>>4808627
Oh I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of 200 times all the firepower expended in World War Two.
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>>4808697
Computer.
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>>4808683
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>>4808683
Here's muh wallpaper.
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>>4808683
teedus
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>>4808660
>Implying they aren't all a waste of money
That's right, I'm a pacifist! You wanna fight about it? Too bad!
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>>4808683
autistic
I have room for one more icon and I rarely clear out more than three or four to make space for new ones
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>>4808707
>ship
thats a boat faggot.
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>>4808708
Oh, that's easy because there's nothing on it
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>>4808667

I saw it.

I'm not the guy that said he wants to sit on it, but I totally want to wrap my arms around your thighs, pull your waste in close, and try as hard as I can to deepthroat your whole cock.

No homo
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>>4808706
Guide? Yeah, that could be handy. I'm trying to duplicate it and all I'm managing to do is nearly rip my dick off.
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>>4808730
>I'm a pacifist! You wanna fight about it? Too bad!
touche.
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>>4808730
>not wanting to oppress brown people
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>>4808739
Colloquially referred to as a boat, but it still qualifies as a ship.
Read the Bluejacket's Manual.
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>>4808689
>implying it isnt Navy or Marine pilots doing this
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goodnight MLPG
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>>4808716
upload I'M_TOO_CHEAP.jpg
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>>4808741
Oh you guys know how to make my day
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>>4808766
it's a .gif
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>>4808627
>master race battleship
haha i get it because its a Nazi ship.
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>>4808765
What have you done with Rarity?
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>>4808683

d-do you like it?
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>>4808704
Ah, I can't find it in the archive
Was it the shaved/waxed one with visible body in the back?
That was a nice dick, if it was
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>>4808765
That not Rarity, faggot.
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>>4808797
0/10, apply yourself
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>>4808808
maybe the joke is he is posting from a phone?
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>>4808707
you guys aren't even trying
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>>4808742

Alright here's a rough guide. It's in overhead view.

So the circle are your knuckles, right? You put your index finger knuckle under the head and massage upward in conjunction with your thumb.
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>>4808667
>tfw you wanted to post in it but you couldn't get it up
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>>4808683
How many autism points do I receive, MLPG?
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Applejack better have her hair down at some point in s3
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>>4808833
Where is her nose
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>>4808796
>>4808804

Just how new are you guys?
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>>4808833
has AJ ever had her hair down in the show?
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>>4808831
are you dysfunctional?
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>>4808683
currently this
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>>4808842
Don't look at me like that, Twilight, I told you before I got it out that stallions are larger
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>>4808848
No
Just not aroused
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>>4808826
Bitch pleeeease
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>>4808833
my heart wouldn't be able to contain itself
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>>4808854
B-but what else will I put music on my iShit with?
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>>4808683
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>>4808683
boop
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>>4808874
>>4808875
please share pic
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>>4808874

Is that Battletoads ?
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>>4808875
holy shit how you get bar on top of computer
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>>4808683
It would be this one here. That game have many potential wallpapers with its lovely environment.
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>>4808879
You're in for a treat.

http://dolphinsnacks.com/archives/1683
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>>4808874
That does it. I'm going to take on the challenge of beating Battletoads.
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>>4808883
OR AS THE JAPANESE CALL IT

Yes.

>>4808879
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>>4808886
unlock it and drag it to the top of your screen.
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>>4808886
click it and drag it
like every other thing in windows
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>>4808874
>Pony Folder
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>>4808900
>>4808911
thanks
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>>4808886
Dragging it up there
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>>4808903

Play the Japanese version. MUCH more balanced and fairer.
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>>4808924
>fairer
casual
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>>4808917
>tfw my pony and diaper porn folders were right on my desktop for the longest time.
i would imagine thats what if feels like to ben an exhibitionist.
>>
>tfw harvesting old cords for copper wire
So, MLPG, which pony would be the most miserly and cut costs on everything? Which pony would be the most tight-fisted with their money?
Which pony would be Scrooge McDuck?
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>>4808933

Games should be about fun, and challenge but not frustration. They made the jetski sections beatable and fun.
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>>4808953
That jew, rarity
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>>4808953
What's a fist?
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>>4808953
>>tfw harvesting old cords for copper wire

Niggers get fried all the time doing that anon.
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>>4808977
Don't get cute.
inb4 "it's fluttershy, that's impossible.
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>>4808953
Rainbow Dash

Living in a fancy cloud mansion, hording away all the bits from her fat, government paycheck
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>>4808981
The cords have long since been disconnected and separated from their plugs. I'm just now getting around to stripping them of their rubbery coating.
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>>4808999
I like to think Dash has tons of money but just doesnt have things to spend it on. She isnt especially keen on saving its just since her passion is flying she doesnt have a reason to spend.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTtg8MnW0Ig

What if the S3 finale had this level of production values?
>>
HEY IM GRUMP

I'M NOT SO GRUMP

WE'RE THE GAME GRUMPS
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>>4808990
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>>4809013
so while her friend Applejack is living autumn to autumn just hoping to make enough to keep the farm each year she's sitting on thousands and thousands of bits with no desire to spend them
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>>4808990
>>4809037
what an ugly pony
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>>4809014
Fuck you bitch, I won't do what you tell me.
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>>4808976
But Rarity literally gives jewels away on at low prices (jewel-encrusted scarves, jewel-encrusted scarves, jewel-encrusted fruit costumes, etc.)

Is there anything she wouldn't put jewels on?
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>>4809018
fuck you kid #retsupurae
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>>4809042
she would love to buy her cider if she could fucking make any. also
>implying AJ would accept the money
that would go completely against her nature.
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>>4809017
What if the S3 finale had this level of production values?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ml3Julq2-IE
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>>4809042
>implying Applejack would accept a handout, even from one of her friends

Besides, it's her own fault for not having the faintest idea how to run a business.
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>>4809051

>Let's watch nerds giving commentary mocking nerds giving video game commentary
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>>4809044
First Derpy is ugly
Now Fluttershy is ugly

I'm convinced you don't even know what that word means
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>>4809067
That's not far from where it's at now
They splurge on the 2 parters
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>>4809078
derpy is a very pretty pony
fluttershy is just plain ugly
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>>4809077
its big money.
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>>4809077
yes
and it's fucking amazing
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>>4809014
>>
>yoshi sanos tumblr gone

so theres people going around and actively reporting every NSFW tumblr huh.
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>>4809042
Rarity too. She can sell a single dress and make double what Apple Farm rakes in for a monthly profit.

Even Pinkie is loaded; that's how she's able to get all the materials for her inventions.

And of course, Twilight is living straight off of Equestria's treasury, being the Princess's personal student and all.
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>>4809112

Twilight is cash-poor. she can get anything she needs, but she's constantly scrounging to buy lunch.
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>>4809104
I can still play that over in my head. They should study that commercial.
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>>4809107
>so theres people going around and actively reporting every NSFW tumblr huh.

Tumblrs are supposed to be SWF? I see so much porn tumblrs.
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http://www.themarysue.com/tara-strong-cosplay/

>Tara twitted this
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>>4809077
>Let's watch some guys mock terrible video games / video game commentators.
>Let's watch some guy and some robots mock bad movies.

Yeah, such stupid ideas.
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>>4809133
Twilight comes from a fairly influential family, though. Canterlot born-and-bred. She's not hurting for anything.
Except common sense and friendship.
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>>4809107
But tumblr allows NSFW content
Did he do anything illegal?
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>>4809157
Fucking kids is illegal
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>>4809157
Tumblr considers foalcon and cubs to be childporn
and he was selling it for money through his tumblr
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>>4809133
But her brother is Captain of the Guard. How can her family not be well off?
>>4809156
She never really needed friendship when she was doing just fine with her imaginary friend Spike
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>>4809094
Now you're just being silly
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>>4809156

her family is wealthy, but she's one of those trust-fund kids trying to make her own way to be taken seriously by her poorer friends.
>>
>browsing /q/
>see:

>>>/q/215246
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hehe
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>>4809157
i know this will be impossible for you to understand but normal people do not like to see child rape porn, even if it is drawn.
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okay guys
rover's gonna head out today but she needs you to request some clothes for her to wear (that i'll draw on)

just dont give her something weird she's counting on you ok
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>>4809228
If that were the case, then she's probably got a few books on Magical Theory that could be published.
Unless she's holding those back because she doesn't want to "show off."
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>>4809247
that poor poor man
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>>4809253
A short skirt and a long jacket
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>>4809247

>Those yellow fucking teeth
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>>4809253
>just dont give her something weird she's counting on you ok
We wouldn't dream of it.
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>>4809252
it's not exactly a difficult topic to avoid
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>>4809253
What this one said.

>>4809267
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>>4809234

and here we go again and again and again
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>>4809226

now i want to see punk rocker Rarity with a mohawk.
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>>4809273
It is when you're like him or me
I can't pick up my tablet without drawing cubs
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>>4809253

A fedora, cargo shorts, a minecraft graphic tee, socks and sandals
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I just don't know anymore.
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>>4809253
Tight jeans, and a tube top. Maybe some bangles on her wrists.
Alternately, >>4809267
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>>4809288
Have you tried not being a pedohpile?
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>>4809295
Yes
I went from pedophile to furry
Then I discovered there were furry pedophiles and I just sank deeper
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>>4809291
>>>/steamchat/
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>>4809291
>filename

Please stop.
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>>4809312
so someone backed up all those steam chat archives sentenal saved right
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>>4809286
>>4809234

>Not realizing that the guy trying to get MLP General destroyed is a hero
>A silent guardian trying to rescue us from our MLPG addiction
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>>4809295
What's wrong with being a pedophile?
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>>4809323
>implying it isn't Bane again
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>>4809323

I'm not addicted, I can quit any time I want to
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>>4809326
I dunno man I hear it's a bad word
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>>4809326

They don't deserve respect.
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>>4809320
why do you care?
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>>4809320
http://d.pr/f/W8K6

knock yourself out
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>>4809323
I'm not even addicted to you guys anymore. You're just plain boring and oversensitive cunts now.
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>LMJ is drawing applebloom porn right now

time to fire up the proxies for tumblr reporting his new blog
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>>4809323
i hope moot nukes this shithole soon
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>>4809326
Nothing as long as you don't go out molesting kids.
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>>4809326
...you're joking, right?
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>>4809323

>implying we don't have our own little opium den.
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>>4809344
because I like making sentenal miserable
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>>4809267
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>>4809247

>Shining

only one i have.
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>>4809326
AB pls go.
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>>4809363

But they're so sexy!
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>>4809369
No
I'm not
What's wrong with having a sexual attraction to something?
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>>4809380
Oh whoops. Guess we should have given her a shirt and panties too.
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>>4809326
You guys are too easy
>>4809350
No one gives a shit about your epic raid /b/rother
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>>4809247
>That's right
>>
TWILY
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>>4809396
Nah.
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>>4809375
well that's silly you silly person
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>>4809380
So, tube top and spats. Maybe a sports bra.
And we can't forget the ankle socks and sneakers.
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>>4809389
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>>4809422
YOU'RE A SILLY PERSON.
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>>4809380

Boxers and a minecraft tee to hide her indecency
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I hope you are wearing clothes
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>>4809424

>ankle socks
>not knee socks
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>>4809247
>>4809384
why do SA cosplayers look like the biggest autists.
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>>4809428
You know what the leading cause of pedophilia is?

Sexy children.
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>>4809392
>>4809369
>>4809326
>>4809341
>>4809343
>>4809363
>>4809326
>>4809406
>>4809387

This ends now. I've seen these debates too many times. They're boring. You guys just argue in circles.
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>>4809433
no u
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>>4809444
Maybe they are just hitting the nail on the head with their cosplay
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>>4809441
On that body type?
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>>4809406
you sound angry, pedophile.
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>>4809415
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>>4809444
SA isn't exactly a decent pony to cosplay to begin with.
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>>4809458

yes.
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>>4809452
They're sort of productive
Far less people in these threads have such strong knee-jerk reactions to pedophillia
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>>4809452
For the love of God this.
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>>4809473
Well, this is a sort of community effort. If it all boiled down to one person's preferences, it wouldn't work.
So, kneesocks it is.
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>>4809470
he's got such a flat and angular ass
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>>4809292
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>>4809472
Which is why he attracts only the highest quality bronies
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i can't even masturbate
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>>4809506
It looks great, Sha'niqua
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>>4809504
Years in the guard.
You can bounce a bit off that ass.
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>>4809506
Probably should have gone with a larger size of top, but so far so good.
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i just found out my aunt works the child crimes unit of her police department specifically in catching pedophiles. apparently recently one of the guys she hooked recently tried killing himself with a cyanide pill but was too obese so underdosed himself.
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>>4809515
What if I gave you a helping hand?
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>>4809524
ha
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>>4809506
Give her areolae.
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>>4809524
So now LMJ is trying to kill himself?
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>>4809498

wait, i wasn't serious. i have no dog in this fight. i don't want to fuck this up for those that do.
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>>4809524
>child crimes unit of her police department specifically in catching pedophiles.

What do they do? is it just pedos trying to meet up with kids?
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>>4809538
I'm not serious either, I'm just trying to think of an outfit that would look good on someone of that body type. It's a mental exercise.
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>>4809519
toned, buff ass
great for long bouts of running or jumping or thrusting
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This thread never got a marker. Is there a reason?
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>>4809534
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>>4809542
Hi. I would like you to take a seat over there.
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>>4809559
It doesn't deserve one
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>>4809468
>using Rose's fursona as a reaction image

You guys are weird.
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>>4809524
HA

How nervous were you when she told you?
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Post something pretty, MLPG.
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>>4809542
well i think its pertaining to cybercrimes and stuff. i might have the actual term/name of the department wrong. She is the one that goes through and finds the cp on their computers when they have them.
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>>4809553

Would you spitroast a genderbent Shining Armor with a Royal Guard ?
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>>4809567
Oh shush Rose
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>>4809569
not at all?
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>>4809564

That's what I thought.
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>>4809572
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>>4809567
But she makes such good reaction images. Do you really want us to leave them unused?
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>>4809572
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i really can't believe how much fanfiction is in this fandom
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>>4809537
He should just go hiking.
Shit is deadly.
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>>4809578
If I was Rose I wouldn't hang around these threadsand I would be masturbating
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>>4809572
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>>4809506

>wutchu lookin at white boy
>cause fo fi' dollas ya can do mo dan look
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>>4809589
I can't believe how little of it is good
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>>4809582
So you are chill as a cucumber about being a pedophile.
Interesting.
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>>4809589

The fandom is made up of people who like fanon more than canon.
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>>4809572
I like this one.
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>>4809597

Would you?
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>>4809601
I can
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>>4809601
I can
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>>4809588
Dash looks angry.
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>>4809603
im not a pedophile.
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>>4809586
that wasn't really a reaction though
it's just her avatar
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>>4809542
At my Best Buy, we've turned people over to the cops for that. One of the services we offer is a data transfer, but the unit will hang if a filename is too long. So every few months, it will hang on something we have to call the cops for.

The cops tell us viruses can cause that, but they still take it just to be sure. It was very strange to tell clients that the cops have his computer because they think he is a pedo.
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>>4809589
Apparently, you were not here in the internet when Kim Possible was a thing.
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>>4809572
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Do you think Twilight would be intimate with Spike?
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>>4809562
YES. THIS IS SUPERIOR.
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>>4809601
Wow you must be SO optimistic about life.
I bet you think there are good people in the world too!

This fucking guy!
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>>4809621
Even if you say that, people are gonna post what they want anyway, even if it doesn't always fit their posts.
Admittedly, the avatar she's using does make a decent reaction anyway.
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>>4809606
Fanon wouldn't exist if people didn't prefer it over canon
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>>4809424
>tube top
but i did that
>sneakers
>spats

choose one, son
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>>4809619
Dude it's ok, we understand that you deserve respect here.
You are among friends here.
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>>4809619

Sure you are.

"Just a little shotacon and lolicon here and there to help me relax after a hard day at the office". That's how it starts.
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>>4809656
y-you too
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>>4809618
fluttershy just beefed it, as usual
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>>4809609

depends on how used the chick looked. her, yeah. not too bad to have picked up something nasty, not too pretty to be a cop.
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>>4809653
Shoot. Spats then. And a t-shirt; plain or with a design I leave up to you.
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>>4809658
shota and loli actually repulse me but ok.
>>
Why is pedophilia suddenly an issue here when it's practically a daily occurrence in these threads?
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Which mare wears the frumpiest clothes? Hardmode: No FS or Twist
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>>4809670
Because we are the new ponychan

look at posts like this>>4809656
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>>4809670
because just because something happens often doesn't mean it's okay
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>>4809673
Mrs. Cake.
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>>4809588
i thought that leg was a penis
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>>4809627
>At my Best Buy, we've turned people over to the cops for that. One of the services we offer is a data transfer, but the unit will hang if a filename is too long. So every few months, it will hang on something we have to call the cops for.
>The cops tell us viruses can cause that, but they still take it just to be sure. It was very strange to tell clients that the cops have his computer because they think he is a pedo.

Why do people do this? I guess pedos are pretty stupid. And more common than I thought.
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>>4809670
i doubt it would even be a thing if that AB thing never happened.
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>>4809678
>He does not understand jokes.
Do I have to explain them after every one I make.
And leave them in spoilers?
Because I HATE having to explain the joke, it RUINS the fun!
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>>4809669
>shota and loli actually repulse me
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>>4809699
Jokes are supposed to be funny
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>>4809678
>>4809656

>Not realizing it was a "Pedophile deserves respect" joke.
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>>4809713
>>4809699
>thinking that joke is funny or clever

That's the points jabronies
>>
Man, you guys sure are weird.
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>>4809670

We have a mix of people whose stance on pedos range from sympathetic to virulently against.
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>>4809719
it's funny in a in-jokey way
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>>4809669

Please turn in your sexuality badge.
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>>4809692
>killing soldier who surrender

that's not the lawful evil i know and love
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>>4809728
It's not funny at all. It will never be funny no matter how many times people post it.
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Well since Celestia is over a 1000 years old any pony she mates with is technically underage... so shes a filly fooler.
>>
S3 in November
Are you ready?
Also
there will never be another sbemail
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>>4809670
I think most of us are pretty tolerant of pedophilia
There's just a few that have an irrational hate of the word
>>
anyone have that gif of like the 2 CMC, then it zooms on to scootaloo at the middle?
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>>4809728
See?
This faggot gets it.
Like the time we were 'laughing' about the dog getting set fire.
Calm the fuck down you overemotional walking vaginas.
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>>4809745
That would imply she mates with anyone
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>>4809745
thats not how age of consent works at all.
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>>4809745
Foal fiddler.
Fillyfooler is specifically female, and colt cuddler is specifically male.
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>>4809745
that's not how pedophilia laws work

a 90 year old fucking an 18 year old is perfectly legal
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>>4809758
i would mate with her
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>>4809754
Thank fuck it's after midterms.
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>>4809743
Who let million moms into the general?
Or is the the bleeding heart lib anon?
You both make the same drone like sound.
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>>4809705
>>4809733
im sorry i cant get off to children, drawn or otherwise.
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>>4809757
But it's not funny.
It's the equivalent of some one defending saying the phrase "lel epic meme" is funny cause they aren't serious.
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>>4809699
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>>4809754
guess what

only 13 episodes

it'll be over before you know it
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>>>/mu/28755176
>tfw you will never pass anywhere near this well
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>>4809754
>there will never be another sbemail
I cannot contain my sorrow
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>>4809771
Hes like the mega cougar.
Hell, shes a saber tooth.
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>>4809745

>Guy made a /q/ thread just as an excuse to post Pony Porn in /q/
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Bit of a question, MLPG.

Do you think your favorite pony got some decent development out of season 2?
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>>4809745

Celestia grew tired of ponies long ago, she only goes for exotic species like griffins, minotaurs, humans, etc. now.
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>>4809738

that's Neutral Evil if it's anything.
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>>4809777
>oh no he doesn't like my terrible jokes
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>>4809784
>They didn't tell him that they upped the episode length to two hours each.
>>
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2012/10/season-3-announced-for-november.html?
>>
the system is down

the system is down

the system is down
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>>4809816
8slow11me
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>>4809808
>Oh no he has no sense of dark humor.
It's like you hate fun.
If a little bit of dark humor was light you would be a black hole from which it could never escape.
Like some sort of...light light hole.
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>>4809784
Let's say November 3rd. 4 in November, 2 in December, 3 in January, 4 in February.

...Damn.
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>>4809754
I AM READY FOO
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>>4809670
12 yo try-hard fail trolls
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>>4809816
>no halloween episode

Suck it, Pipfags.
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>>4809824
its not dark humor, its a stupid forced meme.
>>
FUCKING MARKER WHERE
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>>4809756
Scoot was all in shadow and stuff
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>>4809745
Nigga she does not "mate" (what are they, animals? dyewts?) with anyone, she is asexual.
Watch the damn show, brony.
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>>4809824
Where is the humor in posting "A pedophile deserves respect" every single day?
I understand the context, but it's just not funny.
>>
So why is it only /b/ gets the birthday hats?
>>
is diamond tiara daddy's little girl
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>>4809835
Laughing at tragedy is not a fucking meme you idiot.
Jesus your asshole is so clenched you could crush atoms.
Calm down, sport.
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Waifu Triumverte

1. Rose
2. Twilight
3. Rarity
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>>4809842
>standard mammalian reproduction
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>>4809831
this

honestly anyone age20+ knows its not funny

so yeah...kids...

wanna play whit ponys?

i bought my first blind bag

did not expect it to be SO TINY
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>>4809852
I don't know who any of those people are
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>>4809850
what the fuck are you even talking about.
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>>4809852
That's not a pony
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>>4809852

>Rarity
>Leliana
>Death
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>>4809852
That is not Rose, retard. She never posted her actual photo, perhaps she is too ugly and people will start to judge her by her appearance and make funny jokes about it.

I would.
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>>4809842
>twilight asks celestia to mate with her
>asks her to be on top
>celestia obligdes
>stands on twilight
>forgot how to sex
>calls luna over
>does the same thing
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>>4809852
>this is the 3rd separate board i have seen this picture posted in
what the fuck?
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>>4809839
>>
these threads are the 4chan equivalent of running up a down escalator
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>>4809847
We're not cool enough, anon. Nobody is.
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>>4809839
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would you a giant dashie
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>>4809884
Aren't they closer to a traffic circle with no exit?
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>>4809876
It's Rose
just not our Rose
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>>4809884
Or a cat trying to run up a slide.

I don't have the gif ;_;
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>>4809888
I would save the world from a rampaging giant Rainbow Dash
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>>4809894
Are you implying we're going to run out of fuel?
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>>4809863

Which pony did you get?
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>>4809872
Obviously you assumed that I spout out shit like an autistic child when all I do is find the humor when fido found out he wasn't exactly fire proof.
I didn't find it funny, but watching people like you overreact to it was hilarious.
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>>4809857
>this implies they are animals

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_reproduction#Mammals

Is education really so bad in USA? Or this cloaca just gathered all the loser and retards?
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>>4809878

Rose is very popular and has a huge cult following. To this day, there are Rose threads on /b/ eventhough she left the internet a year ago.

http://www.youtube.com/user/randytaylor69

Prepare to fall in love.
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>>4809876
wasent she suposst to be the fat chick?

lel i can imagein it was her utlimate plan to post a real and a fake one to see wich one people liked better

>ive seen atractive chuby women... its the face and the silly atitude that kinda saves them
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>>4809888

that isn't a giant Dash, she's just close to the camera.
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>>4809800
My favourite pony was not my favourite pony during S1, that was Twilight.
In S2, Luna actually got more than just one line and an appearance in three episodes, one of them about her.
Twilight became neurotic rich-family pony that only a prole could love.
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>>4809897
she kicks buildings into dust

what do
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Are celestias guards all clones or do they have cutie marks?
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>>4809900
What?
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>>4808459
So is this a fake marker or what?

Seems like the real one is still over here >>4804262
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>>4809901
So, what you're saying, is that Faust made a show of not animals and then said that when someone asked how ponies reproduced?

I'm not even going to blame your country's schools. I don't think ANYONE could teach the retard out of you.
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>>4809910
Put on my suit and challenge her to a race.
And have a drink with her after.
Yeah she is a horse...I have had weirder.
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>>4809910
Coax her into performing a Sonic Rainboom. She might end up in space or something.

Obviously this plan is bulletproof.
>>
gotta resist the urge to finish...
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>>4809923
That is a fake one.
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>>4809931
>it shatters the planet.
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>>4809902
>on /b/
Yeah, no.
Not even once.
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>>4809913
You aren't the boss of me!
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good comics time.
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>>4809896
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>>4809888
We came up with quite a bit for tiny ponies, but giant ponies was harder.

All I remember was that Giant Rarity would use ship sails to make herself some clothes.
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>>4809912

all rank-and-file guards are created by a spell cast on them by a member of the royal inner circle. in times of war, if their numbers dip too low, they have a "draft".
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>>4809944

>Fan fiction of fan fiction
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>>4809952
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>>4809944
d'awww
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>>4809944
And then they smooched.
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>>4809944
>incest
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>>4809944
There was never a time when Spike wasn't abused after Celestia stopped raising him.
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>>4809979
You mean stole him from his mother?
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>>4809969
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>>4809944
Twilight lost her virginity that night.
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>>4809668
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>>4809926
Jesus fuck you are autistic. I said that mammalian reproduction applies to humans/sentient creatures too, retard. For you, it seems, it means "animal's reproduction" but that's wrong, retard, it just the type of reprodution mechanism not bound to specific kind of living being (but rather to species).

I don't think you even visited any school at all.
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>>4809979
When did Celestia ever raise him?
It doesn't count while he was still in an egg.
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>>4809993
woah
that's
uh
yeah
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>>4809969
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>>4809986
I suppose one could consider using Spike's egg as a test for an unproven student could be abuse.
She could have fried him accidently with magic.
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>>4810011
>dewey

that kid was a terrible actress
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>>4810014
I doubt ponies care much for the welfare of dragons.
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>>4809989
Girl: MLPG

Guy: Me
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i wonder how many people here in MLPG won't be coming back for S3 because this long hiatus killed their interest
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>go into LMJ stream to troll
>his applebloom picture gives me boner

goddammit
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>>4810026
he got a new tumblr?
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>>4810017
Were viewers supposed to like Malcolm, or hate him? He's the viewer avatar, but on the other hand he's an insufferable little shit.
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>>4810019
>The other test was going to be dissection, but Celestia had different plans.
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>>4810003
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/12/spikes-original-backstory.html?
>Faust
It would make sense too since Spike is able to gauge Celestia's reactions far better than Twilight.
See Lesson Zero.
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>>4810026
link?
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>>4810023
I wonder how many of those people will literally never leave MLPG...
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>>4809995

> it just the type of reprodution mechanism not bound to specific kind of living being (but rather to species).

wut?
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>>4810023
No way, I have to tell you guys how much I am disappointed by the new episode.
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>>4809993
WHOA HEY. Put some pants on young lady. You are not going out on your Diamond Date like that.
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>>4810023
I thought about it, but I can't miss the chance to tell you guys how terrible S3 is.
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>>4810036
right here
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>>4810003
Faust said that Spike was raised and taught by Celestia. And in before you start to say that her word does not matter - it does in this case.
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>>4810022

i thought he was great
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>>4810036
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>>4809933
you could finish on my face

or in my mouth ;)
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>>4809995
>horses aren't mammals
>mammals aren't animals
>implying you're not an idiot

Also
>I said that mammalian reproduction applies to humans/sentient creatures too

Where? Where in this thread, besides in that post, do you actually say these words or anything similar?
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>>4810026

it is within the limit.

hate the killer, not the gun. hate the creator, not the creation.
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>>4810026

>to troll

/mlp/ pls
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spooky
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>>4810037
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animals

Animals and Humans aren't "species", it is family of living beings They DO contain species though.
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why is his name lil miss jay

he is neither lil or miss
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>>4810045

>aw, but daaaaaad~
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>>4810072
I watch porn streams for research purposes only
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>>4810034
That and giving a dragon to a filly to raise seems like an idea Celestia wouldn't consider since ponies don't seem to have ever raised a dragon before due to their lack of knowledge on them.
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>>4810076
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>>4810078
humans are a species

animals are a kingdom

mammals are an order

again... wut?
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>>4810087
this and
>>4810053
I like the headcanon in there. Some kind of thrust/pact between Dragons/Ponies in distant past. Does that mean they give one pony in exchange for egg?
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>>4809993
Oh my, yes. Very yes.
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>>4810086
Y-yes...
Research.
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>>4810104
I want ponyville to exist far in the future and humanity is all dead. Kinda like adventure time.
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>>4810103
Anon.
You are making my head hurt with your stupid.
Like you have literally turned dumb into a weapon.
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MLPG help I can't stop farting and it smells terrible except it's my own farts so it smells good
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>>4810124
Nah, too cliché and boring.
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>>4810093
>>4810076

>are you ready?
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>>4810076
>>4810093
Someone thought this was a good idea?
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>>4810135
Stick something up your butt to plug up the farts!
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>>4810103
I was about to reply but this guy did it for me: >>4810126
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>>4810126
Joke's on me? You're only pretending to be retarded?
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>>4810082
I bet his name isn't even Jay
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> straight shippan
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>>4810104
They got an Earth pony in exchange.

One of the dragon cities had cables that you rode on to navigate it. Kobolds were pretty big and were engineers.
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>>4810086
yeah, i know what you mean

i watch porn to help me orgasm
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>>4810104
Nah mate,
They just stole the egg, probably because it was abandoned.
Seeing how Spike turned out though, it makes sense that it wa abandoned.
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>>4810146
I don't think he is.
Better get the Avengers on this.
A new threat is challenging the planet.
And he is a moron.
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Why are Earth Ponies so top tier?
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>>4810155

>masculine minotaurs and femmy satyrs
>not a single female member of either species to be found
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>Still no marker
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2rwxs1gH9w
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSaqSVi--Ms
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOnqjkJTMaA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Uu3kCEEc98
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>>4810126
Not that guy you are responding to, but the problem you seem to be having is that Celestia doesn't have sex because she is, apparently, asexual and not an animal. She is a pony, which is a mammal and mammals are, in fact, animals, thus some anon pointed out Faust's standard mammalian reproduction point.

What is really the matter here? Is it your poor education? Can you not fathom that because something is not shown it can't possibly be happening?
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>>4810076
>>4810093
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Are there any Renne Questers around?
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>>4810124
Equestria is far in the past.
Once the first person from MLPG discovered time travel, he went back and ruined it for everyone forever.
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>>4810141
Bronies think that fic is the bible.
Makes sense, considering how thick it is! And how much blood is in it!
DOHOHOHOHO
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>>4810124

I want humans to exist in Equestria as savages.

Who may or may not fuck ponies
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>>4810178
Oh God why
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>>4810178
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>you will never get to put Twilight's panties on your face
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>>4810182

Yo
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>>4810187
Kinda like this?
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>>4810175
Let's all just forget this thread ever happened.
It'll be forever some sort of time anomaly.
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>>4810161
That is harsh.

>>4810158
Why exactly earth? I would say pegasi but looking at how dash represents pegasi stereotype I think it would make sense to use unicorn for exchange. After all, they are scientist and wizards, et, it will be easier for them to study. other culture, perhaps even learn some dragon magic?
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>>4810205

Yeah
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>>4810220
>{/spoiler]
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Is there a picture of horses and the monolith from 2001?
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>>4810212
It was from a story way early in MLPG's history by manefag.
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>>4810224
>You will never write a fic where Forest Gump hunts down and kills ponies.
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Holy fuck I started drawing like 6 hours ago and didn't even realize how much time had passed
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>>4810184

Equestria exists in the same timestream as Shadow of the Colossus and Ico. there are no humans because they were bred out of existence by Ico's offspring.
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The marker has clearly forsaken this thread
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>>4810244
Did you make any progress?
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>>4810176
No, anon, it seems that you have issues with understanding. Sentient and sapient creates cannot be animals. In fact, by definition [of th word animal]. Humans are sentient and sapient monkeys and they DO have mammalian reproduction (see sub-types of this kind of reproduction). Does that mean they "mate" or have "sex"? Same applies to ponies- they maybe ponies, but they are sapient, intelligent ans sentient ponies. Basically, no difference from spoken humans expect species category. Mammalian reproduction process applies to both. So why do you use word "mate" for their sexual intercourse when you use "sex" for humans? Some personal preferences? But that's stoopid and you know it.
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unless anyone has any more i think im done

i did another just cause
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You kids are misbehaving.
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>closing spoiler tags when you have nothing to put outside the spoiler
Save some time, don't do this.
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>>4810266
I think so? Kinda hard to tell
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>>4810272
Deal with it.
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>>4810272
Hey, I am a big kid now. Please recognize my status.
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>>4810250
>Humans fucked the horse more than other humans.
>Eventually they just faded out of the picture.
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>>4810269
You don't use mating for humans?

Fucking casual.
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>>4810234
>fanfiction
no thanks
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>>4810271
Last one is some cut-off shorts with long socks, sneakers, a short-sleeve t-shirt, and maybe a light jacket.
Or a pretty dress with matching footwear, whichever you prefer.
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>>4810202
Alright, just wanted to let someone know that I have finals this week. Wednesday is up in the air, but Thursday is definite for a quest night. Sorry, guys.
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>>4810269
Are you Sentenal or are you Nathan?
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>>4810280
This is my new favorite image
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>>4810305
Nathan at least tries to spell correctly.
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>>4810314
he's got the scientifically illiterate pseudointellectual streak though
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>>4810280
5000x5000 of RD's face please.
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>>4810314
but thats wrong fuckhead
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>>4810271

how about a business suit jacket and a tasteful skirt
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>>4810269
Mate can be used for humans you moron. Humans are also animals by definition. Humans are in the Kingdom: Animalia, Phylum: Chordata, Class: Synapsida, Class: Mammalia, Order: Primates, Family: Hominidae, Tribe: Hominini, Genus: Homo, Species: Homo sapiens
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>>4810236

>Mane 6 journey to where humans are supposed to live because Twilight wants to see if they really exist
>Rarity ends up getting kidnapped by a tribe of humans
>The humans make Rarity the leader of the tribe
>One of the responsibilities of the tribe leader is taking part in fertility rituals
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Three months of winter coolness
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>>4810304
> finals
Midterms, damn.
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>>4810271
best one
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>>>/q/215327
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Here. Now you can all fap and go to bed.
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>>4810305
Damn solid argument. I noticed people often call for sentenal when they have nothing else to say and want to imply that the opponent in argument is a fool in the mots insulting way.
Hehe, pathetic loser. Don't even start the convo you can't keep up with and have no basis to discuss
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>>4810360
I'm sick of this anthro shit
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>>4810269
>Sentient and sapient creates cannot be animals. In fact, by definition [of th word animal].
The fuck did you get your science education? The Bible? All animals are sentient, you fucknut.

And really, getting this stupid over fucking word choice? My God, get yourself checked, buddy. You might actually have autism.
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>>4810367
then ignore it, retard
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>>4810368
>le mad
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can someone make an image macro of a pony with "[toots internally]"?
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>>4810368
>All animals are sentient
that actually isnt true.
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This thread is awful. I'm going to bed.

Goodnight everyone.
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>>4810389
Really now. Do explain.
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>>4810392
>announcing when you're going to bed
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>>4810393
coral?
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>>4810394
>...without a cute picture of a pony going to bed
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>>4810392
Sleep tight brony
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>>4810393
sponges, echinoderms, anything without a central nervous system...
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>>4810392
Let's be honest, when was the last time a thread wasn't awful?
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>>4810400
>tight
unf
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>>4810405
>>4810405
>>4810405
>>4810405
>>4810405
>>4810405
>>4810405
>>4810405
>>4810405
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>>4810393
Sponges for example are non-sentient animals.
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>>4810409
Last thursday
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>>4810394
If other people don't know you are going to bed then nobody will know you went to bed.
And you will never be able to wake up because they do not know to do it.
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This thread never happened.
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>>4810368
>sentient AND sapient, intelligent
reading is hard indeed
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0: Celestia
1: Big Mac
2: Pinkie
3: Cloudchaser
4: Pinkie
5: Fluttershy
6: Applejack
7: Bonbon
8: Cadence
9: Marker pone
Dubs: Tara
Trips: Tabitha
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>>4810445
enjoy nothing loser
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>Hit image limit
>Still no marker

The end of days
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>>4810424
irrelevant as the statement itself is wrong. Humans are under the Kindom Animalia therefore animals by classification.
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>>4810455
I'll be enjoying my waifu thank you very much.
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>>4810397
>>4810406
>>4810414
Huh, never thought of them, though I was thinking of some kind of jellyfish I remember seeing before. Either way, learn something new every day.

You, though >>4810424
need to realize that sentience and sapience doesn't stop them from being animals. Sure, reading is hard, but comprehension is far beyond your understanding.

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