>>4787351
Yours.

I AM THE GREATEST

>>4787351

Derpy.

That one that anon came up with

A DINGUS DESERVES RESPECT

I don't know because I don't pay attention to the fandom

Why, do you?

>>4787351
Buffaloes existing

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Squigglekicker

AHA !

IS THIS OUR CHANCE ?

blah blah blah scootabuse shit

>>4787351
>lesbian rainbow dash
>retarded derpy
>dinky is derpy's daughter
>trollestia
>molestia

There's more, but I won't bother. I'm tired.

Gamer Luna

as someone who waifus Luna, god damn does it actually make me feel angry

>>4787401
You missed Gamer Luna

>>4787376

>not Pinkamena

>>4787351
The whole "cocoons turn ponies into Changelings" thing. Why would the Changelings want to get rid of their food source like that?

>>4787351
tavi
tia
golden harvest being dinky's mom
ponies not having genitals
celestia and luna being gods
discord and celestia having a relationship in the past
trixie not being a villain

What would you do if your pony came inside the fancy new lace cocksock you gave them?

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>>4787351
Derpy as Dinky's mother
It upsets me every time I see it

>>4787408
>waifufagging Luna

>linking the new horse before image limit

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>S3 soon

>Impending beach episode

>>4787408

>Character is defined by her total lack of understanding of modern culture.
>LOL SHE'S A TOTAL GAME LIKE US

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What's going here?

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>>4787384
a friend started streaming this show a while ago, we just finished season 2
I like it a lot, much more than I ever liked simpsons or any of that other goofy shit. 10/10 would admit to watching

>>4787421
>trying to replace one retarded fanon with another retarded fanon

Anonymous, please.

>>4787421

>Golden Harvest being Dinky's mother not being even worse.

>>4787419
That's what a cocksock is for, right?
I guess I would ask them if they enjoyed it and if they have and idea how it's supposed to be cleaned

>>4787445
>fanon
That's canon, not fanon, Anon.

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is it true that this fucker creeped out Michelle Creber so much that today she gave a shout out to the security staff?

>>4787426
The old thread was at 250, that's the limit.

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>>4787427
>beach episode
>fun in the sun
>Twilight surfing with her big brother and wife
>Celestia on her yacht with a seasick Luna
>epic battle with the kraken to conclude the episode

>>4787423
fuk u I think she is very pretty and good natured and keeps the same schedule as me

>>4787455
Say that 3 times with ice cubes in your mouth.

how do you deal with being in love with a fictional character

the smiles and happiness she gives you each time you see her on screen

the pain you feel inside knowing that you will never kiss those lips or caress that body

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>>4787455
>canon

>>4787473
>mouth
You better just be rounding off the corners, anon. I'm watching.

>>4787416

But Trixie isn't a villain, she is an antagonist.

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>>4787461
Yes.
>pic related

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i drew a giant rainbow dash

>tfw out of lube and drugstores are all closed
Have you ever fucked an anthro sex toy dry? Sheeit.

>>4787478
>password not WEH
reported

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>>4787466
>that tiny thing

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>>4787487

>>4787465
The limit is 252 images, but it was close enough.

>>4787418
>>4787446
I think this is my new favorite fantasy

Good thing too, the last one was gay as hell

>>4787498
Use butter

>>4787455

>Characters standing next to each other must be dating/family.

This is the true worst fanon.

>>4787466
>Celestia, Luna, the Mane 6, Cadence and SA vs. the Kraken.
Oh fuck yes.

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>>4787508

>>4787476
Lots of quiet tears before falling to sleep
put on your outside face with your shoes in the morning and wear it all day long

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>you will never see the first season of mlp for the first time again

>>4787476
I don't think about it. If I thought about it, then the reality of situation would drive me to despair.
I maintain that so long as she exists (in the way a cartoon character exists), and is happy, then that's fine enough for me.

>>4787478
quit being an asshole pikachu

>>4787497
That seems unsafe

>>4787476
the same way i deal with being a pedo

lots of masturbation and fantasy

>>4787500
but the password was WEH

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>>4787530
thanks_for_the_memories

>>4787540
>that fucking feel

>>4787540
You think people watch the show? HA!
Everyone knows we're just in it for the porn.

>>4787540
But Video games say that amnesia is very common.
All I need is to get hit in the head once

>>4787476
I wish she knew I love her. Just somehow.

>>4787497
Neat. Try to draw them boarding now. How would a giant pony airport look?

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>>4787497

>>4787476

I try not to think about it

>>4787558
goodbye 13 days anon

>>4787476
That's what pillows are for silly.

>>4787567
Yeah, but new episodes means new characters and situations and that means new porn

I wish a pony would edge me for hours on end while I'm tied up, until I can't take it any longer and first beg then demand that she let me cum. Then she'd "teach me some manners" and stop, leaving me frustrated and still unallowed.

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>>4787540

joke is on you

i will go through an electroshock therapy so i can forget everything about the show

>>4787497
>giant pony

>giant shits

>>4787600
She'd have to tie you down, of course. That way you couldn't finish yourself off once she's done with you.

>>4787617
giant cuddles

>>4787497
>Flying on Rainbow Crash
I don't want to die thank you very much

So did anything happen at CG? Or just the usual convention shit?

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Why is she so perfect ;__;

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I want to have a fulfilling relationship.

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>>4787639
she just is

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>>4787493

Did she say something else?

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>>4787476
if she was real and 3D she would look really weird

>>4787600

I wish that "teach me some manners" meant Celestia incinerating my erect cock on the spot after I begged

>>4787637
Tara Strong went too far

>>4787649

with a pony?

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AHAHAHAHA I FOUND IT
http://pastebin.com/ywi6R42J

I was scared it was gone forever, it took like 30 seconds to load for some reason.

>>4787651

>that brony outside michelle's autograph booth

It reminds me of spongebob breathing heavily around kevin the sea cucumber.


HIIII MICHEEEELLE

>>4787497
that feel when you'll never be a green guy grabbing onto RD's massive plot for your dear life

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this thread is now haunted

>>4787665
with anyone

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>>4787649
NEVER
NEVER

>>4787003
True to her stubbornness, Scootaloo did not stop squirming, hoping the hole would widen up enough for her to go through. Before she managed anything however, two big hooves began holding her vulnerable flank.
Thinking that was a pony rescuing her, Scootaloo sighed in relief. "T-Thank you, whoever you are! I really can't move out without any help-"
She soon realized her mistake as a third hoof began to poke between her hind legs. No it wasn't a hoof, she thought. That was the flared tip of a stallion's dick!
The filly screamed for help, but her pleas fell on deaf ears. She was in a secluded area far away from the town, and the intruder seemed confident that his deed would not be found out.
Without any regard for the stuck Scootaloo, the stallion shoved himself freely inside the filly. A sharp rip shocked her crotch, pushing out a loud crow-like cry from the poor student
The thrusting was piston-like, as if the stallion had never engaged in a mare before. What felt like a long hour of pain for Scootaloo was only a moment of fucking from the stallion before his healthy virgin horse semen inflates the filly, leaving quite a mess underneath her.
Scootaloo was already bursting in tears when the length left her, only to be replaced by an even thicker one. She yelled and plead for him to stop, but nothing ever got her way.

>>4787461
i fucking hate all of you

>>4787639
she is an idealized free spirit female archetype

she has no worries or cares or emotional problems that aren't completely adorable and easy to resolve within 22 minutes

she always has perfect breath and her body never loses its shape

damn you reality why must you be so cruel

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>>4787649

>tfw you think you'll probably never have one

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>>4787681

>>4787673
>castration tool
does that thing do what I think it... does?

>>4787673
Oh wow thanks.

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>>4787649

>>4787685
unf

>>4787697
No, it's a can opener.

>>4787697
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1A7gBS3QiqA

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>>4787696

>>4787697
Worse, probably
It spins

>>4787716
TSSSSSSSSS AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

>>4787701
That album is mediocre.

>>4787715
>Rarity's ded
;_;

I haven't drawn any pony in weeks. I somehow feel better.

I think i'll blame being depressed on drawing ponies and never do that again.

do you think you'll ever fall in love with a 3D woman

will you ever forget about your pony waifu

will she replace her in your mind

>>4787673
People posting my stuff unsolicited.
Yay.

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>>4787681

>>4787724
Good

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>>4787693
>tfw you know you won't

>>4787730
would ghost pone eat fried chicken with me

>>4787729
feels good man

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>>4787713
I WANT TO CRY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMAo0m4E4Lc

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Where can I find a story about the sun horse?

>>4787727
I don't know
I don't want to know
I want to start over, I fucked up somewhere
this isn't the life I was supposed to live
I'm going to wake up one day and forget this bad dream

>>4787723
It's pretty good
I think it's enjoyable

>>4787747
No silly they're vegetarians
You'd have to get a griffon pone if you wanted that
But even then that's nearly cannibalism so still probably not

>>4787767
specifically on what angle?

>>4787727
no
i don't think i have a waifu
look at 2

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http://www.equestriadaily.com/2012/09/snuggle-truck-adds-ponies-plants-trees.html

>>4787725
Congratulations
You have passed the test

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>>4787735
>tfw you could have had one but fucked it up right as it started to go places, and you know you'll never get a second chance at any relationship with anyone

>somehow get saliva in lung
I just did something vaguely like coughing for like a solid minute, I exerted myself so much I got cramps in my sides and in my crotch

I was half-way to ponyville already ;_;

>>4787767
i don't like this hoof shape

hoofs should be squishable rounded cylinders

>buddy drags me to anime con
>3 fucking yaranaika cosplays
>bro up with all of them
So this is how you make friends.

>>4787727
No

I find it hard to forget things so probably not

No because of the above.

I'm too apathetic towards socializing/relationships for that to happen.

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>You will never teach Pinkie how to make delicious chocolate milk and see her face light up when she tries it
> ;_;

>>4787725
i dont understand how people can get so sad drawing ponies, ponies are so cute and silly, i cant help but smile when i draw them

>>4787727
I did and she left me.

I think I'll just die alone, with enough cats so they pick my skeleton nice and clean.

>>4787807
>I'm too apathetic towards socializing/relationships for that to happen.
That feel, I've always gotten schizoid disorder from those online tests, and they are fucking right

>>4787781
Something sexual

>>4787797
I found love in a hopeless place
but I messed it up

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>>4787803
Did you take it from both ends at once
Really I don't see any other outcome to broing up with yaranaika dudes

>>4787819
mah schizoid nigga

>>4787785

>They ACTUALLY want the brony audience.

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>>4787785
>What the heck is a snuggle truck?

>>4787847
What if pony horror game?

>>4787727
Possibly.
Not likely.
Possibly.
Whether or not it would work out in the end, well, I'm going to be pessimistic and say no. I'm not that good at the whole "talking to the fairer sex" thing.

>>4787461
Don't tell me tumblr is trying to turn this into something when it really isn't.

All the guy did was stay outside the autograph room too long and he got removed

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>>4787856
>mooncannoned

>>4787847
Have you seen the dosh those morons put into Pony shit?

>>4787729
You should write more
I really enjoy that story

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>>4787802
They're ugly even if you like hard hooves.

>>4787813
No progress, bad fandom, bronies gushing innapropriately around your work, general anger at being unable to draw exactly what you want to draw, becoming frustrated as drawing what you want to draw will clash with your accidental fanbase.

It's all the little things stacking up.

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>>4787811
>You will never share a delightful moment talking about your things in common

>>4787700
Make sure you get the spiritual successor too: http://pastebin.com/RWj8A8jT

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god dammit MLPG

pay attention in class

>>4787859

>pony horror game

Well, I remember some guy a loooong fucking time was working on a silent hill pony game. No idea if that every got finished,.

>>4787874
>WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS

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>>4787874
I wish Apple did more anon comics.

>>4787884
>sugarcube corner covered in rust

huh...

>>4787880
I've doodled ponies during class

>>4787880
I rarely complain about this, but that vagina is where her belly button should be.

>>4787871
Gotta keep at. I still think I have NUMEROUS issues, but I feel closer.

ANd I always give Pinkie a big smile. I can't stop myself.

>>4787892

Yeah, that's kinda what Pinkie's deal is, anon.

She talks a whole lot.

Can Rarity say no to a penis?

>>4787819
>>4787846
>google schizoid
>Donald Winnicott summarizes the schizoid need to modulate emotional interaction with others with his comment that schizoid individuals "prefer to make relationships on their own terms and not in terms of the impulses of other people," and failing to attain that, they prefer isolation.

I always thought I was just autistic
maybe I just have a personality disorder and not a brain disability

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Elaine offers you this proposition

You may live with your favorite pone and hug her sexually
Sexual pleasure is normal and healthy, but you may never, ever orgasm -
having sex constantly until your pone has their own, but then they just give up,
awkwardly leaving you to your frustration

Your pone will always love you but your fate cannot be undone

>>4787892
I would love to listen to her endless talking all day. Just spending quality time with her would be more than enough.

>>4787916

nope.

Sometimes she'll even trade her dresses for access to penis

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>>4787916

>>4787922
Sounds fine to me.
Can I still masturbate to orgasm?

>>4787923
>my little feel general
We haven't had a >feel in ages.

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>>4787727
Okay here's a question

It's been years since the show ended and you mostly forgot about it. You have a wife/husband/whatever and children and live a happy life.

Now you are given the chance to go to Equestria and live with your waifu, who loves you.
It's the Equestria from the show and the parts not shown will be like your head canon( for example ponies go in heat if that's your head canon)


Would you abandon your family?

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>tfw your classmates take a look to your notebook

>>4787922

I'd rather just not have a penis in that case

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>>4787871
I get so anxious when I do requests. Like I finished 3 or 4 of them right now but I'm too nervous to post them and I don't even know why

>>4787942
I can try to make a new feel soon.

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>>4787910
pinkie is a very smiley pony

>>4787685
This one was definitely a much bigger stallion riddled with a faint smell of apples. His long horse penis drove Scootaloo even further through the hole, grinding her against the wood as it pushed with a massive force. Worse was that he kept his slow pace throughout, lasting ten times longer than the first one before his rich seed planted inside the filly's womb.
The third must have had noticed a neglected part of Scootaloo, as they terrified her with his tip poking through her ass. Her anal ring squirmed helplessly before it is ripped apart by merely his flared head. Scootaloo felt her hopelessness driven home as she loses the strength to cry out her pain, resigning herself to the situation.
---
Hours spent wedged into the dead tree had sucked all the energy from Scootaloo, a massive puddle of horse semen from all the abusers constantly sniffed by her. She was sure there were some mares who got in on the action, and she thought she heard a familiar laugh coming from a certain pegasus. Nevertheless, her weak squeaks of help continued to be heard by no one as the hours went on.

would you like to be a lesbian mare

>>4787944
At this point, me now imagining that, I say yes. Utopia with my perfect pairing I could never get on earth.
But...
I don't know what I would say unless I was in that situation.

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>>4787938
No nigger

ON THE UPSIDE, you can wildly fuck your pone basically forever,
and maintain the height of sexual passion.

But you can't ever peak, and coming down is instead an exercise in self-restraint.

>>4787957
What about a cute Sweetie one?

>>4787952
C'mon Scoot(?). Just post 'em.

>>4787949
why would you ever take that outside of your house?

>>4787944
I would ask if I could simply be split into two identical selves. One would go to live in pastel happiness, and the other would remain true to his family. They've got magic, so it's not like there are limits.

>>4787967
More than anything else in the world.

>>4787949
That's terrible

draw more please

>>4787942
I don't think I'll be able to handle some >feels tonight.

>>4787944
Probably not

>>4787727
It had already happened

I'm pining so hard you could build a house out of me

>>4787967
God yes
Ideally a pegasus but I'm not picky

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>>4787942

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>>4787949
wow thats... actually good...
these are some of mine, I was way too bored...

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>>4787949
>Drawing niche fetish porn in public.
I hope you live in europe or something, otherwise, you really like living dangerously.

>>4787967
Can't be worse than what I am right now.

>>4787972
So am I physically unable to orgasm, or just not allowed to?

>>4787967
There's nothing I want more.

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>smittyg during class

>>4788002
>applebloom_really_has_to_pee.gif

>>4787973
Sweetie Belle or Sweetie Teen?

>>4787967
Gimme a pretty dress and it's everything I've ever wanted.

>>4788004
Unable to - 'not allowed' is just a rule, and you could simply flaunt it.

But you'd still feel sex as powerfully as you ever have.
You just wouldn't be able to orgasm.

>>4787922
Can I still cum but not have an orgasm?

>>4787967
No.
I wish to be the heterosexual stallion of medium-to-large size and good health, with decent prospects and a fair-sized amount of property.

>>4787922
I would be perfectly ok with this

>>4788031
see
>>4787972

>>4787949
>bottom center
>bottom right

oh baby.png

>>4788019
Belle.

>>4788017
Christ is this the kind of shit people do in the back row?

>>4788018
she can pee on my face, i don't mind

>>4788031
Cumming IS having an orgasm.

>>4787944
>You have a wife/husband/whatever and children and live a happy life.
Immersion ruined.

>>4788035
Can I live on your property as a slutty mare with my lesbian friends?

>>4788029
Then that's fine, I'll do it.
I can fuck as much as I need to and not have to worry about orgasm. There's more to life than orgasm. I can still do drugs or something, I've got strong closeness with someone I love, lots of friends.
Orgasms are a very small thing to give up.

>>4788035
check your privilege bro

>>4787944
I really don't know

I mean it's pretty hard and you really can't know how would you react in that situation. There are so many variables.

But to be honest even if it ws one of the better situations I think I would go to Equestria on the condition to have my memory erased.

>>4788057
we males have a very lame orgasm

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I bring you guys butts.

>>4787944

I don't think so

>>4788057
Nope! They're separable events. It takes a shitton of practice though.

>>4788052
no
yes

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DId Corwin do page 4 of this?

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>>4788065
And a variation.

>>4788049
I will get on that after the eagles game ends

>>4788059
Can I be your lesbian friend?

>>4788080
ew

I can't believe people fap to that sorta thing

>>4787964
I like the word "ripped" way more than is healthy

>>4788065
>>4788080
is it weird that my favorite part is the shark?

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>>4788065
Thats not allowed on a fine christian image board such as this.
Reported to Jesus through prayer

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>>4788071
yes

>>4788062
So you'd leave your wife and children alone just to be with ponies?

Just leave them alone with no explanation what so ever?

>>4788071
yes.

also pages 2 and 3

>>4788085
Of course!

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>>4788068
FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR HORRIBLE THINGS

ONE TIME I ACCIDENTALLY 'RUINED AN ORGASM'
CUMMING WITHOUT HAVING AN ORGASM IS LIKE HAVING YOUR PARENTS MURDERED AND YOUR BELONGINGS SMASHED IN FRONT OF YOU
I HATE THAT FEEL

>>4788059
For a fair rent, security deposit, and written agreement not to cause too much of a ruckus (that means no wild 10-mare orgies at all hours of the day), then sure. You would also have to maintain the grounds of your building, and it will be inspected every month for structural or property damage.
And no, you can't pay rent in sex.

>>4788102
can I have 2 and three please.

>>4788102
Sweet

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>>4788110

>All the mess
>Feels like you just began masturbating
>No drive to work it up again

>>4788110
If you spurt without orgasming, that means you don't go into your refractory period. Hence you can just keep on strokin' and have another.

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>>4788108
2

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>>4787952
I know how you feel. Specially when you just keep thinking "this request came out all wrong, how can i give them this?"

Then...

"Gotta redo, gotta redo."

>Month passes.
>MLPG hasn't got their request yet.
>Your harddrive has seventeen versions of the request.

I'm a terrible drawfag.

>>4787813
I started because i wanted to draw happy ponies being happy...

>>4788122
>Monthly inspections
Fuuuuck that
If you're not going to let me fuck you you're not coming in once a month

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>>4788108
tres

>>4788093
If you have a hard time believing people fap to my my little pony
boy, you might need to take a look at your surroundings

>>4788123
here just go to his da

http://pones-by-corwin.deviantart.com/gallery/

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>>4788133
No.
I don't know what happened with you, but it was... wrong.

Like, all the effort and hard work is gone,
and you're tired and sore like an orgasm,
but none of the pleasure and happiness is there,
and it's the most soul-murdering experience a man can have.

>>4788147
I'd like to think he meant fapping to mare vaginas as opposed to human vaginas on pony and he's right, I can only get off on the latter

>>4787974
nope thats not me, although i also often get anxious when i do requests, im just so slow

>>4788142
Who says I have the time to inspect all my buildings personally?
I'd just hire a guy who wouldn't get snookered into giving you a passing grade. They're fair game, but they have to not only agree, but have the time for it.

>>4788001
worrrrrk on those faces anon

There is now more porn of mlp than any other porn except Pokemon.

Think about that for a minute.

>>4788080
i dont know why i like the different colored anus/vagina or whatever the proper term for that region might be so much. not even necessarily sexually its just a strange aesthetic i find pleasing.

>>4788186
There is?

>>4788185
yeah I know they are terrible, still those were the most I could do without any reference nearby

>>4788144
I so hope Jay kills himself.

And soon.

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>>4788105

>>4788163
>tfw edging all day
>one touch too heavy, and suddenly, it's all gone
>no pleasure, no happiness, just aching balls and dissatisfaction.

>>4788104
Like I said if my memories are erased then yes

Think about it. I'll never find someone like my wiafu. She isn't real. Now I''m given the chance to live my life with her annd if I get my memories erased I'll never feel guilty or anything like that.

It's horrible and selfless but hey, wiafu, ponies and an Equestria that follows my headcanon

>>4788137
I only have four versions

I owe Anonymous a birthday Sweetie Belle and it's done but because he's anon it's not like I can go hey here you go happy bday.

>>4788186
Well of course
Pokemon had a huge ass lead over us.

Just give it a bit more time

>>4788164
well at least there's somebody else

>>4788206
I;m actually here now.

>>4788201
>edging all day
IMPOSSIBLE
How the fuck do your balls not explode? I can't edge for more than a few hours before blue balls sets in hard and then I have to fap multiple times to get it all out before they even start to feel better.

>>4788164
They're literally identical except for the coloring on the second one

>>4788186
I find it hard to believe it's beating Touhou also.

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>>4788186

>tfw most of it is very crappy

and yeah quite an achivement considering that it's been around for less than 2 years

>>4788201
But it's not dissatisfaction.
It's... worse. Ineffable, in a way.
You feel... violated, like something base and natural and healthy was violently disrupted.

It's just wrong.

>>4788186

I think there is substantially more furry porn than pony porn

Y'know, when you separate the two

>>4788200
I love peanus.

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>>4788186

>>4788071
Motherfuck, I've been trying to upload the big one image thing of the whole comic since I saw this post.
Three connection errors, plus it takes forever because my connection is beyond shit.
Thanks anons for taking care of it.