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"Pone is reminding you about Monday" edition

Old horse: >>4778468
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sage
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>>4783987
>rape
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>>4783994
>A PEDOPHILE DESERVES RESPECT
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I would love to hear a pony choir singing Ode To Joy.
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Comment
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oh boy this thread is off to a amazing start
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>>4783974
>>4783984
Ha-ha you gotta work tomorrow
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>>4783974
>implying I'm going to do anything
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>>4783974
QUICKLY! I NEED ZEOCRA PICTURES!
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>>4784004
>princess celestia sighs, and shows them how it's done
>the windows in the place rattle with the force of her pitch-perfect singing voice
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>>4784006
>no File
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>>4784022
It's a shame she never sang in show...I think. I can't remember.
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>>4784035
what kind of a statement is that?
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>>4784035
>princess celestia will never get a song of her own
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>>4784043
Celestia. I mean I wish she had sang a song in show...but couldn't remember if she had a smaller part in another song.

I just posted NMM for lack of any Sunnybutt
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Alright, I'm gonna go edge in the shower for like 3 hours

dubs decides what fetish/pony I do it to
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>>4783977
She looks at you stand up and flash your pearly whites at her, somehow stopping her sobs. Her ears perk up slightly at your statement. "S-Surprise?" she gasps, trying to normalize her breathing.
You've certainly caught your pony's attention with your course of action, and she seems a bit obliged to go with your surprise. You then proceed to...
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>>4784041
I just thought of a very, very funny joke!
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>>4784060
>pearly whites

do you even know where you are
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>>4784065
What's the joke, Pooh?
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MY SHINY TEETH AND ME
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>>4784055
She never sang in the show.

But she does sing in the shower.
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>>4784058
the flower trio
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There's someone named Markerpone in LoE, is it one of you guys
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>>4784074
I liked that show
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>>4784071
I wish I knew.
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>>4784007

It has the word Monday in its OP

It was doomed from the beginning
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>>4784058

Feet/Trixie
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>>4784089
>playing shitty game run on Unity

Pleb.
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Princess Celestia
>perfect singing voice
>sings in the shower
welp. new headcanon. hope you guys are happy
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>>4784106

I wish you had gotten it
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>>4784077
What a waste...
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we October now

haha hiatus is mostly behind us
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>>4784060
Tell her that I've gotten her a stall ticket to the biggest fashion show in the land. I've also booked her a stall, a freelance salesman, a shipping company to take all of her works, and a limousine to take her there, and I got Fluttershy to agree to model her clothing for the runway show.
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>>4784089
No, but I've seen worse.

>not being called Audacious Gobstopper
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3
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>>4784117
That's what you think
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>>4784117

You can take MLPG out of the hiatus, but you can't take the hiatus out of the MLPG
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>>4784058
Extreme anal prolapse

Rarity
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>>4784117
S3 wont start until at least november
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>>4784132
>that guy spouting about League
>meme arrows in chat
>saying ">implying"
He's one of you bumblefucks, I know it
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>>4784098
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>>4784058
Internal cumshot and Rainbow Dash
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>>4784132
>there's someone named "IwannainsideRD"
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>>4784117
Holy shit.

October.

Where have the months gone?
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>>4784155

Aight, see you fellas later
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>>4784150
>>4784132
>tfw I saw you guys and was too scared to make contact
>even when I saw "Reggie"
That was Dooks wasn't it?
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>>4784060

Tell her to close her eyes first.
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>>4784163
Aww sweet.
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>>4784058
Nightmare Moon
Submission (you submitting to her)
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>>4784154
These fucking comics man.
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>>4784089

Inb4 >hurrr sekrit club but what the fuck are you guys doing?
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>>4784150
Kierz was the one talking about league, Swagpone was the one who said "implying" and none of us knows who he is or if he's even from MLPG, and I was the one who said "why are you using le meme arrows". Tragic.

>>4784165
Yeah...you should have, it was great while it lasted.

For some reason, they decided to filter the word "bass"
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>>4784165
Dammit, the thing is still downloading. I won't be able to play it until tomorrow...
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>>4784154
>>4784173
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>>4784159

Whats worse is that it will be our what, third October now?

I have no pone and I must scream
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>>4784194
>For some reason, they decided to filter the word "bass"
>bass
>b ass
>ass
It's dumb, but yeah
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THE JEWS HAVE THE MONEY AND THE WHITES HAVE ALL THE POWER
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>>4784194
>Kierz was the one talking about league
I was not! He mentioned League because you said starchild and then I got roped into it
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>>4784212
>implying the whites don't also have all the money
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>>4784126
(Sorry, but I have to be a bit more general to accept most people's entries.
I'll work on yours later.
)
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>>4784210
>try to say Accept it
>filtered
>ept it
>t it
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>At Walmart today buying a new fishing vest
>Walk past the toy isles when suddenly a motion activated Pinkie Pie voice calls out to me
>Quicken my pace, throwing a cautious look over my shoulder at the doll in question (Now in the filthy paws of some young girl)
>Walk directly into one of those large metal ball holders, it breaks open

I got asked to leave.
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>>4784212
AND I'M ALWAYS IN TAXICAB WITH DRIVER WHO NO SHOWER
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>>4784231
>I got asked to leave.
YOu made that up.
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>>4784231

Did pinkie frighten you anon?
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>>4784231
>fishing
Whatever, grandpa.
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>>4784210
>>4784229
>tfw tried to use the name Banana Lamp in Rock Band
>filtered
>Banana Lamp
>ana L
I fucking hate filters
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>>4784210
>>4784229
I noticed that. I couldn't say "stop being so cissexist you transphobes" because "sex" was censored. I think they need to work on their filter. Still, for a game in its alpha, it could have been much worse, I guess?

>>4784213
Lies!
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>>4784243
Go away, Pinkie.
I'm still shitting streamers from last time.
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>>4784231

>Tfw in Target with friends to buy beer
>Walk past girls toy aisle
>"Haha wouldn't it be hilarious if I got this MLP coloring book, bro?"
>"Heh, yeah man. Go for it."
>Buy it

struck by a smooth criminal
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>>4784231
>afraid to even be around pony things because other people will somehow know

I know that feel man.
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>>4784243
What now?
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>Tess drawing more human Pinkie

Aw Yiss
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>>4784243
PINKIE FUCKING PIE
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>>4784165
Yeah that was me.

The camera in flying mode is all kinds of fucked up.
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>>4784258
>Still, for a game in its alpha, it could have been much worse, I guess?
Phwoar, at a stretch
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>>4784166
"It won't be a surprise if I tell you now, silly! You have to close your eyes first."
By this time, your pony's sobs are much fainter than earlier, and she obeys your command. "Uhh, Anon? You'd better not do anything funny at all... I'm still hurt, you know..."
She's getting impatient. Whatever the surprise is, you need to go on with it right now.
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>>4784268
>Human pinkie
>glorious thighs and hips
I know this sounds creepy, and I hope it doesn't deter further drawings, but I'd give that pinkie the sasuage
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>>4784258
I tried to say SWANKY and that wasn't allowed.
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>>4784292
Oh god that's hilarious
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>>4784290
Gross
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>>4784290
>implying you could deter me from hips 'n thighs
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Imagine a song sung by Celestia in that glorious voice.

I normally don't really care much for the songs in the show, but good lord.
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>>4784259
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>>4784299

MT, could you draw some human pony hips? Pleeease?
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>>4784282
>>4784292
Maybe some day it'll come out of alpha and then we can start a hardcore pony raiding guild
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>>4784305
tess draw human celestia with a nice butt
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>>4784305
I like your r34 ponies a lot

The style is delicious
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>>4784287

Lean in, put my arms around her and give her a kiss.
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>>4784316
I AM FULLY ON BOARD FOR THIS IDEA!
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>>4784317
what server do you guys play in anyway?
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>>4784268
Tess' porn is literally the most disgusting and most off-putting porn on the planet.

Even more than Hoi-Hoi's.
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>>4784317
>devs said the game will take children audience into consideration
Fuckit, I might as well play Second Life
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>>4784317
I'm having far too much fun on GW2 with MLPG so no
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So what is there to do in Legends of Equestria ?
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>>4784320
>>4784323
not Tess, sorry
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>>4784299
YOU'RE GROSS
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>>4784089
sup
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>>4784330
That's going too far.

I don't find Tess's stuff fappable but it doesn't disturb me.
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>>4784330
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>>4784344
so far all I've seen is wandering around and watching bronies brohoof each other.
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>>4784330
No it's not THAT bad. I wouldn't even call it bad.
It's just so cute it's not fapable.
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>>4784344
Jack shit, except to make your own fun
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Do you think pone is happy discovering her body?
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>>4784359
/)
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>>4784369

(\
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>>4784355
not that anon but I find it unsettling because it doesn't fit in his style at all. It's not that he's a bad artist or he can't into porn, it just don't work.
Like it wants to look sexual but it just doesn't
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>>4784369
(\
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>>4784369
no.(\
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>>4784365
>that happy look

hnnnggg
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>>4784377
Shut up Name
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Can we discuss more about Pony or Die?

Favorite picture and story and why? The positive aspects of it? The negative aspects? What ultimately led to its supposed "lack of quality"?
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>>4784357
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>>4784369
>>4784376
>>4784379
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>>4784391
y-you too
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>>4784325
>>4784316
yeah alright...rarihips and Pinkie hips comin up
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>>4784365
Twilight would get embarrased and not talk about it. But the canterlot library would have a strain of anonymous borrowings on rather risque subjects

Rarity would eventually make a night of it, finding all her favorite things and spots. Maybe some wine and chocolates or soemthing

Pinkie is pic related, but with confetti.

Rainbow dash kind of ends up hate-fucking herself. She still tries to eventually work in flying to it with semi-success.

Fluttershy has a rabbit for a reason.
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>>4784377
>No Subject
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>playing brony games
I'm sorry?
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>>4784404
fuck. yes.
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>>4784409
B-but Anon

What about >fun?
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>>4784394
>mfw Pony or Die came and went and I gave not a single fuck about it
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>>4784404
GLORIOUS!
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>>4784409

at least fighting is magic is fun and has decent music

this thing is just awful
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>>4784394
>what lead to it's supposed lack of quality?

I don't think there was a lack of quality, I'm not sure what people were expecting. I knew they were just going to be stupid little short stories and doodles.
I was pleasantly surprised to see some pictures were actually great and some stories were actually well written.
I liked the #20 and 21 combo the best.
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>>4784426
wait. FiM is out?
Link?
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>>4784394
I've said it before but i really loved jailbait and terse's stuff
I think because i forgot they both even came here
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>>4784394
positive- got people doing stuff even some that never did before and it was pretty easy to get into
negative- schedule problems

it seemed pretty good to me overall i don't get the "lack of quality"
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>>4784436

its not out, but there was a leak

its an older build than the canterlot gardens one.

no dash or flutters
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>>4784394
Oh shit I missed it. Got a link?
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>>4784426
>implying Pinkie isn't garbage tier
>implying Dash isn't already OP even without supers
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>>4784426
Yeah, pretty much. The raid was entertaining? though
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>>4784454
http://arch.413chan.net/mlp4749292.html
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>>4784394
I liked quite a few pictures, and Sanguinius' story was the best. I don't think a complaint about quality is even relevant considering that was the intention. Quick sketches and quick stories all done within the day.
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>>4784397
*sigh*
Early 2011
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>>4784454
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/53943/PONY-OR-DIE-1
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>>4784454
http://mlpgn.blogspot.com/
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/53943/PONY-OR-DIE-1
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>>4784462
Don't you just want to pinch those cheeks?
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>>4784462
>raid
What

What
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>>4784458

>pinkie
>garbage tier

somebody only watched retards mash buttons on stream
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Who do I ask for an invite to the Gw2 guild?
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>>4784324
You kneel down on her level and surround her head with your arms, pulling her closer to you. She jumps a bit at the touch of your hands around her neck, but not as much as when you plant a peck on her nose with your lips.
Her eyes open up at the contact, and her ears flick up in initial confusion. She stares at you, unsure of what to say. She was definitely surprised about your gesture.
Finally, after what seemed like hours of gazing into each other's eyes, she politely excuses herself and trots away. You swear you saw her cheeks redden as she turns around, and realizes she is more warmed up by your kiss rather than embarrassed.
Before your pony moves out of your house, she takes one quick glance back at you. "Uhm, before I go... Thanks for calming me down..." is all she manages to say before the door closes.
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>>4784458
>even trying to argue about characters being good or bad in an alpha build
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>>4784492
Anyone in the guild I suppose
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>>4784404

Goddammit, I'm supposed to be in bed already but I gotta see this.
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>>4784447
Anon, that warms my heart~
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>>4784500
All we have is an alpha build, we're perfectly entitled to discuss which ones are the best in said alpha build
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>>4784485
Not him, but I feel the need to mention something.
Pinkie's hitboxes are godly, but the build-up frames are secondary to Twilight and AJ. She's more effective with mix-ups and pressure, but once she's on the defensive she's easy to deal with.
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>>4784447
Jailbait still draws from time to time, he even drew a Twibutt today.
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>>4784510
Shut up terse I really missed you and your name
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>>4784511
Ok, but it's ultimately meaningless unless you assume that the current state of the characters will be as they are in the final release
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>>4784404
what about flutterhips?
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>>4784510
Go to bed.
You have 30 seconds.
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>>4784426
>foam finger good

ahahah you fucking retard
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>>4784522
You lost me after hitboxes
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>>4784522
What about her teleports? Are those good enough to be used for escape options?
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>>4784539
>not using foam finger after a hit-confirm
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>>4784493

Bad End ?
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>>4784539
It's her launcher right? Is it negative as fuck on block?
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>>4784522

yeah, but its a shame AJ's normals are all so terrible.

she has no safe blockstrings.
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>The Pony's Elbow

AJ is the best
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>>4784548
They're better used for initiating. I personally rely on her shorthops as my main escape.
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>>4784561
lel bionic farm ecks dee
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>>4784555
It's her most unsafe move.
Her 3C is a safer launcher, though it has poor horizontal range.
Very, very good AA though.
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>>4784539

the foam finger is amazing what the fuck is wrong with you?

the hitbox is huge and its only unsafe when you are point blank.
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>>4784565
I'm assuming you mean backdash, as a shorthop is something else entirely.
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>>4784556
>not using Stomp A to basically nullify most of her unsafe moves
They didn't even fix that on the Canterlot Gardens build.
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>>4784586
No, PP and AJ have shorthops.
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>>4784330
I agree, anon.
Tess porn is horrifyingly bad
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>>4784554
Leaving it on a blank note, up for interpretation.
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>tfw a pony and can't play video games with mlpg
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>>4784535
>>4784526
Well, I'm still around, though admittedly not for much longer tonight as it's pretty late. But I'm definitely thinking of getting back into writing now that I have a passion for it again. If you have any requests, I'd be happy to take them.
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>>4784597
A dash where they hop is still considered a dash
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>>4784606
PT pls
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>>4784606
Oh, Sweetie Belle, I would play Dokapon Kingdom with you.
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>>4784607
>Terse
And I meant that in a jovial, friendly way, not antagonizing, ya brit
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>>4784609
Nononono, real shorthops.
Try tapping 9 or 7. Just a light tap.
If PP/AJ does a very short hop, you did it right.
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>>4784609

no

they have short hops

as in an actual move

where they jump very close to the ground
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>>4784607
fuck off
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>>4784609
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnZlAZ-6pYk
The PP there likes to do shorthops.
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>>4784607
I'll think of some ideas. Get back to you, okay?
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>>4784582
ahahah

that shit is unsafe

the hitbox isn't even good just block high

any good player will just punish a PP if they spam foam finger like a dumbass
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Did that one dude ever finish the weeabo Sweetie Belle picture?
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>>4784621
Guess who this is gonna be~
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>>4784607
Are we talking requests for smut or just cute stuff?
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>>4784646
Did he ever do smut?
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>>4784625
>

>>4784618
>>4784635
Sure, sounds good to me!
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>>4784641
>if they spam foam finger like a dumbass
Then they're not playing a very good PP then.
Thing is, the foam finger still has its use. You just don't mainly use it as an initiate or if you haven't gotten a hit-confirm yet.
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>>4784607
AB x spoon
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>>4784641

thats why you dont spam it

what part of safe unless point blank did you not understand
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>>4784651
I don't think so, but there's a first time for everything.
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>>4784643
A penguin?
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>>4784643
anthro bullshit
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>>4784646
>>4784651
>>4784661
>>4784664
I guess I can start again with some light AB x SS shippy nonsense.
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you guys are making me want to play fighting is magic

anybody up for a game on MTSP?

i think we actually have a server
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>>4784662
She has much better options than Foam Finger

Most good PPs only use Foam in combos and even then they would rather use 3C or cartwheel loops.

Foam Finger isn't very useful in general and most PPs i've played never use it at all.
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>>4784685
We don't have a server anymore. "thetrotspot.net" seems to be the most popular server right now.
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>>4784685
no because I don't waste my time trying to learn a game that will be changing rapidly over the coming months
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>>4784682
O goodness :3
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>>4784685
thetrotspot.net
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http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/603546

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/603546

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/603546
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/603546
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>>4784680
Bingo!
More to come soon...
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>>4784697

>we dont have a server anymore

bullshit, i'm in it right now.

98.150.249.111:7500
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>>4784631
Is there a download for these songs somewhere?
I forgot how much I liked them
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>>4784732
that's not how eating works
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>>4784732
Oh, christ, I remember this...
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>>4784732
Hey, it's been a while since I saw that aspect of LyraBon.
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>>4784732
Nigga that's kawaii as shit.
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>>4784710

Oh wow, that ass is terrible. I'm laughing too hard to even get aroused.
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>>4784737
But Rarity's theme sucksssss
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Would you?
She say's it's good.
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You have 10 words to explain why this pony is best pony.
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>go to bed
>see this
>what do
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>>4784773
>tfw Dash's theme started out sounding amazing but turned out to be disappointing on final release
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>>4784784
Pinkie isn't the best pony you plebeian, get better tastes.
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>>4784773
Whitetails music doesn't capture the FIM fighting game enough
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>>4784732
I love you, and I love PK. Goddamn.
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>>4784784
They are all good. Pinkie is just best for me.
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>>4784780
Fuck no. She took a bite out of it.
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>>4784784
But that pony lacks apples
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>>4784603

Ah
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Anyone has that 72Gb equine torrent ?[/ No one is seeding i need some trackers
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>>4784793
I liked the pre release theme better but the final version is good as well
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>>4784784
She isn't. Butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts.
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>>4784792
I suppose I'd freak out and ask how she got here and who'd been whipping her ass.
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>>4784784
She's the prettiest, proudest, playful-est, pinkest, partiest pony there is!
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>>4784792
tend to her broken legs
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>See what's wrong
>React appropriately

>>4784784
Pink pony is positively perky and pointedly persistent in party persuasions.
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>>4784793

>tfw the leaked version is better than the final one

but yeah, we still have an MLPG fighting horse server

>>4784729
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>>4784780
I hated it as a kid when people would offer me food that they got their germs all over. No way.
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>>4784780

Sure, I'll just take a bite from the other side.
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>>4784732
Why am I seeing Disneyesque mouse faces (think American Tail/Nimh) on those ponies?
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>fighting games
>ever
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>>4784844
Well, what do you want from your pony games, then?

I'm waiting on the RPG and Investigations myself.
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>>4784792

A massage and some ointment for those lashes.
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>>4784842
>(think American Tail/Nimh)
>Disney
try again
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>>4784842
I think it's the way the snouts turn up at the tip.
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>>4784844
My nigga, I never understood the hype
>>4784850
>the RPG
What kind of RPG is it?
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>>4784842
Those are Don Bluth movies, not Disney movies.
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>>4784856
>esque
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>>4784870
I think it's a top-down sprite based 2D RPG, something pretty simple and timeless. I remember seeing a video of it a while back, but I can't recall the name.
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So, I know you guys were trying to watch. Did they stream the thank you project ad? If so, how was it? I left the con at like 1 for the sweet 7 hour drive home.
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>>4784870

I'd like to see an open world RPG such as The Eldar Scrolls myself.
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Will we ever see Chrysalis again, outside of the comic?
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>>4784886
>>4784893
Those sound nifty. And though Morrowind is my favorite of all time, I still think I'd rather see a pone tactics RPG.
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>>4784889

The camera was turned away from the screen, leaving only the audio.

I thought it was all right, general statements of thanks and asking people to donate to Toys for Tots at the end.
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>>4784906
Ya
Her and Discord and Braeburn and Gilda and all the other one-shots
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>>4784906

>Villain defeated with prejudice on-screen

Yeah, no. Her character arc is over.
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>>4784906
I hope so. There was a greentext of her taking different forms to try to learn how to deal with people. I want that.
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>>4784906
I hope so but probably not
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>>4784906
Probably not.
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>>4784906
of course not, that's why they let them use her in the comic you furbag
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>>4784919
this one?
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>>4784916
Fuck, and here I was thinking I could make sure my Monday didn't suck by getting home and just watching it on the stream. Oh well, guess I'll have to wait for it to air on the hub.
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>>4784918
She was blasted off in the exact same way as Team Rocket. There's nothing to stop her from coming back.

But, of course, they won't show up again.
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>>4784816
>"I-It... It was you, Anon!"
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>>4784935
YES! This is exactly how I'd see a "rehabilitation" for her to go. Some third party finds her wedged in a cliff or something, and antics happen
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>>4784945
NO!
THAT'S NOT TRUE!
THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!
Then again, if I'm crazy enough to see Twilight on my bed, I'm probably crazy enough to beat her ass and forget about it.
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When?
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>>4784949

This is fucking hilarious.
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>>4784949
Why don't we have "The Pony Defender" comic yet?
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>>4784945

I told you I liked to play rough
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>>4784949
>[click here to change text
That is gold
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Good night MLPG.

Tomorrow will be good, and I mean it this time.

It will be GOOD.
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>>4784906
She's featured on the S3 box art, it is heavily implied that she will be seen again
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>>4784957
i sadly don't keep up with these quests. how many and in what ways have Raisin met an untimely end?
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If Pinkie were real she would be off partying and wouldn't even spend time with you.

It would really hurt because she still considers you a friend, just like everyone else.
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>>4784983
whatever, Hasbro, i dont believe you anymore
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>>4784949
>Funnyjunk
I am certain that I visited a site in like 2003 called Funnyjunk that just had a few popular funny photos and videos.
I don't know if it was the same Funnyjunk as today, or if I'm remembering the name wrong.
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>>4784957
Oh shit I entirely forgot about Raisin
Was the last session last Friday? I know it got postponed this week
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>>4784991
I would be partying with her, anon. I'd get a job at Sugarcube Corner and help her with all of her parties. We'd spend a lot of time together.
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praise the sun
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even if ponies was real they wuldnt like you

none of them would
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>tfw never enough well-written Scootaloo smut
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>>4784983

It's never good.
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>>4785016
>B-bark!
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>>4784989

None so far in the current quest.
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>>4785015
I don't see why not. They seem like nice people, and they're all into friendship. Everyone seems to like me now.
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>>4784906
I think so
>>4784943
>They won't show up again
That's what we said about trixie
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>>4785015
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>>4785015
>>4784991
Quit being so mean mlpg
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Oh, I'm not sure how much MLPG will care about this, but I went to the shit writing panel and saw the guy who wrote my little dashie. I had to resist all urge to scream at him that his fic sucked dick. Is there a picture of him on the internet, because if you haven't seen him, he's the stereotypical fat neckbeard.
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>>4785014
Well I'd praise the shit out of this.
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>>4785017
>picture
Fuck you
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>>4785016

>tfw no teenage schoolgirl Scootaloo
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>>4785032
Ponies are real, they just avoid you because you're such a jerk.
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>>4785017
FUCK YOU
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>>4785037

No, fuck YOU.
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>>4785034
You sound pretty autistic yourself there champ.
If you really wanted to, you should have just calmly informed him that his writing was dangerously terrible.
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>>4785017
>>4785037
I actually like these better than if everything was perfectly squared up. The break in pattern is relieving.
I think I have the reverse of whatever condition this irritates.
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>>4785017
>>4785037
>>4785050
I hate life.
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>>4785034
I lost interest when you didn't tell him his fic was shit

I mean even I had the guts to tell preston that his comic sucks balls
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>>4785014

Praise the sun indeed
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>>4785055

Life is a dick.
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>>4784986
What S3 box art?
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>>4785055
That's a cute pony.
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"that's just the way it is, eh"
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>>4785058
if this abomination could exist in our world, it'd be set aflame and it's demise would be celebrated
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>>4785017
>>4785037
>>4785050
>>4785064
Fuck all'a y'all
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>>4785064
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>>4785067
He's probably thinking of Cadence.
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>>4785064
>>4785050
>>4785037
>>4785017
I hate you all.

>>4785058
>that smirk
>that "she knows you want that" smirk
Yes
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>>4785042
>tfw the only one is the thing TAW wrote
>tfw it left you wanting more
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>>4785076
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>>4785076

Fucking bananas.
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>>4785076
>all those banana Runts
>I don't have that .gif of Scratch saying "I want it"
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>>4785064
>>4785055
>>4785037
>>4785050
>>4785044
>>4785081
>>4785076

You people are way too fucking overdramatic.
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>>4785087
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>>4785098
NO U
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>>4785095
banana runts are fucking shit
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>>4785076
Someone was in charge of filling that machine up one day
Someone filled that up with all of those bananas and said "Yup" and put the lid back on and walked away
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>>4785091
This one doesn't bother me as much.

Maybe it's because there are too many pattern breaks rather than just one.
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>>4785091
There's too much wrong with this one, it just looks like a mess, not something somene would be compelled to fix, like, if just one pencil were sharpened, and all of the others were perfect and new.
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>>4785095
>Liking banana-flavored candy
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http://www.winonapost.com/stock/functions/VDG_Pub/detail.php?choice=49874
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>>4785108
I guess you could say he was bananas
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>>4785104
YOU'RE FUCKING SHIT GO EAT 500 DICKS
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>>4785112

It's one of the worst for me.
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>>4785128
I bet you hate good n plenty too
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>>4785126
I don't find the ap-peel of that pun.
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>>4785076
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>>4785130
Seeing too much stuff in a perfect pattern gives me a headache. I like these pictures.
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>>4785017
>>4785037
>>4785050
>>4785064
>>4785076
>>4785091

>MLPG posting some of the oldest shit from /b/

well this place just keeps sinking lower and lower
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>>4785172
eyyup
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>>4785087
>>4785099
>Counting her bits
>In that cute, boyish voice
My heart!
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>>4785172

>wow hey I've seen these on the internet before I better tell everyone how stupid they are not me though
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>>4785175
Yes
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So, when I get to fuck a pony in LoE?
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>>4785172
>oldest shit
My friend took that bananas picture a few months ago
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>>4785172
>Posting an old-ass overused reaction face.
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I work at Fry's Electronics in Software. We get all the random stuff that doesn't fit in any other department, including a lot of children's stuff. This activity book turned up in our department a few days ago as a new product we now carry.

I promised pictures then, so here they are.
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Would you consider yourself "normal", anon?
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>>4785204
No
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>>4785199
That Applejack looks like it's in pain
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>>4785204

no i want to fuck cartoon horses
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>>4785204
yes
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>>4785199
OH FUCK, I REMEMBER THESE!
I HAD A MUPPET BABIES ONE! I DIDN'T KNOW THEY STILL MADE THEM!
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>>4785199
oh hey you actually did it
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>>4785199
>electronics
>random kids magic ink activity book

when did frys turn into walmart?
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>>4785199

These are always terrible. I don't see how people can get even remotely excited about shit like this.
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>>4785204
hahaha
not even a little bit
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>>4785199
Did you colour it in?
Do it now, bitch
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>>4785204
No.

And not even in that "everybody is secretly weird" way I mean I am legitimately a strange and awful human.
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>>4785204
We're all normal people when the computer is off and we're out of the house.
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>>4785204
I would not. Absolutely not. I don't know if I even want to be. I am decidedly abnormal.
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>>4785223
When Randy Fry found out that children's toys have a FUCKHUGE margin.
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>>4785233

>computer is off
>out of the house

So... never.
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>>4785199
Man, those books that have the magic marker with the premade colors suck.
They're basically saying "Hey kids, a coloring book where you don't have to color inside the lines or think at all!"
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>>4785204
No. Why?
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>>4785233
But how does one stay normal in front of the computer screen?
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>>4785237
No shit.
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>>4785238
There's nothing fun about coloring. Coloring is fucking boring. I never liked to color as a kid. I always drew my own shit.
However, I thought those things were pretty neat.
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Wouldn't Rainbow Dash make just the best big sister you ever had?
Someone to play pranks with and protect you and teach you things about the world?
;___;
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>>4785268
>Wouldn't Rainbow Dash make just the best big sister you ever had?
No.
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>>4785238
>implying kids think or care

At least when they ask you to put it on the fridge it won't look hideous.
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>close MLPG
>shut down desktop
>get in bed
>open laptop
>go to MLPG
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>Tnat feel when your nipples are more sensitive than your prostate
>That feel when you can just play with them to get body-rocking orgasms

Would piercing a nipple make it more sensitive or less sensitive? I kinda want to.
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>>4785239
>Why?

Just wondering. There were some people yesterday (I think while we were talking about CG) who were protesting that you could post here and still be normal, so it got me curious just how many of you think that.
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>>4785172
>Le office face XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Does this qualify as satire or shitposting?
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>>4785268
I would rather have Sweetie as a little sister.
That way I could cuddle her and tickle her and snuggle up together in bed nonsexually without it being weird.
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>>4785268
>big sister
>Someone to play pranks with and protect you and teach you things about the world?
You have no idea what having a big sister is like.

No idea.
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>>4785286
shitposting.
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>>4785285
Well, I'm sure there are plenty of normal people here. But I do not think I am normal at all.
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>>4785204
I am a normal person. I am so normal, that if I were a Pokemon, I'd be weak to fighting type.
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>>4785272
If you were a young Pegasus colt in Equestria,
she would be more loyal than anyone else in the world.
I just see her vibrancy, her strength, her assertiveness,
I wish I had family like that. I know it probably wouldn't be all it's cracked up to be,
but it's better than nothing, isn't it?
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>>4785312
Do ghosts not affect you?
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>>4785286
AHA! IS NOW OUR CHANCE?
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>>4785268

>dash
>best sibling
>best anything

Take a load of this taffer.
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Which pony is the easiest to troll?

Which pony is the hardest to troll?
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>>4785285
I'm sure it's possible.

Leth seems pretty normal.
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>>4785321
>now
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>>4785317
Not even a little. I went to a haunted catfish plantation and everything. No ghost attacks.
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>>4785334
Twilight Sparkle

Pinkie Pie
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>>4785204
No not really, but I can pretend well enough around family, friends, and co-workers
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>>4785316
Which of the main six would be most likely to molest you regularly if you were her little colt brother?
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>>4785336
It has been a long time since I've played.
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>>4785316
I wouldn't want to be related to someone who'd be dedicated to one-upping me to protect their fragile self-esteem
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>>4785337
No shit, catfish ghosts wouldn't scare anyone
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>>4785347
Pinkie Pie
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>>4785284
>>4785284
I read that if it's done properly, it can help increase sensitivity but if you don't let it heal right or something it can decrease it dramatically. Personally, I wouldn't. But if you're into body mods, then I guess a high-end place could give you some more insight.
I do the same thing, though. I'll sit in front of an air conditioner and flick and twist for hours, it's great
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>>4785347
None of them, everyone knows that girls dont like sex.
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>>4785345

My nigga.
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>>4785347
Rainbow Dash
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>>4785347
Pinkie Pie. She doesn't see it as molestation, she sees it as spreading love.
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>>4785336
I got reinforcements and refreshments.
*dickhoof*
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>>4785366
Well, I can certainly live with that.
And I suppose I'd see it the same way if I was a little kid and that's what she told me.
>tfw you will never share a sick incestuous relationship with Pinkie.
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>>4785335
who's drawing these? looks a lot like that trixie tumblr I liked
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How do you fit three gay ponies on a stool?
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>>4785380
Ghost.
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>>4785345
>tfw try to act normal around coworkers but after 2 years, they start asking why you're almost 23 and have never been in any kind of relationship and also have no friends and you've been up to "not much" for the past 72 weekends in a row
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>>4785380
http://artofthepony.tumblr.com/
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>>4785389
they know too much

kill them
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>>4785384
Easy
You gay ponies don't exist
>>
too long doing nothing
takin' requests this afternoon
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>>4785389
Arg. I hope no one starts asking me those questions.
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>>4785366
I want r63 panka to spread his love all over me even as I beg him to stop.
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I didn't watch the Canterlot Gardens stream today. How did HDD and the musician panels go, and did anyone catch the 'Thank you' or whatever ad during the closing ceremonies?
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>>4785199
>not posting the page of Applejack in pigtails
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>>4785389
none of their fucking business
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>>4785404
bat ponies
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>>4785404
Implied gay sex between two Spikes
One is evil
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>>4785366
>>4785359
Pinkie doesn't seem like the type to know that "no" means "no"

And that "I don't want to play dress up anymore" means "you've scarred me for life"
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Hey, is Tess around? He's got a chance to be pointlessly cruel to Hobopone.
http://ask-lil-derpy.tumblr.com/post/32591544601/whats-this-an-update-thats-more-than-one
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>>4785389
>not making shit up to blend in
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>>4785406
WHY DO YOU HAVE TO MAKE SHIT GAY, ANON?
EVERY TIME.
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do you have any ships you hate, MLPG?
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SHINRYAKU SHINRYAKU SHINRYAKU SHINRYAKU SHINRYAKU SHINRYAKU IKA MUSUME

KIRAKIRA NA UMI TO KAZE KAGAYAKU ATORIUMU
MINNA DE ATSUMATTE HAJIMEMASHOU HAJIMEMASHOU
HORAHORA SOKONO KIMI WAGAMAMA NA TAIDO DE
OCHITARI ITAKU SHITARA IKAN DESHO IKAN DESHO

HONTO WA MOTTO YASASHII KIMOCHI WO MOTTERU DESHOU ANATA MO
HITORI BOCCHI MO UMI NO HEIWA MO
ICHIGEN KIGEN MO SHIAWASE MO MAMORIMASU

IIKANJI MUTEKI NI SUSUME
IIKANJI MUJAKI NI SUSUME
HIGASHI NO SHIMA ITTARA OTAKARA IPPAI DAISHOURI
IIKANJI MUBOO NI SUSUME
IIKANJI MUCHUU NI SUSUME
DANJOUSEKI URESHII KONOMAMA TENKA WO TORENA IKA
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>>4785424
all of them

except Rarijack
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>>4785396
Also sometimes
http://fartingbutts.tumblr.com/
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>>4785424
friendship
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>>4785424
>Gilda/Trixie

pffffthahahaha
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>>4785423
It's not gay if I'm a little girl.
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Which pony makes the cutest noises as you eat them out?
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>>4785420
See, that's why Pinkie's perfect because my libido is insatiable and my perversity knows no end..
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>>4785424
CaraLight
It's fucking stupid
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>>4785424
Why even ask?
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>>4785404
Twilight Sparkle getting the "blue screen of death" on an abacus
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>>4785404
background ponies planning to kill the main casts

more main/r63 selfcest interactions (the porny kind)

finish that aj/braeburn play rape comic

things the main cast would say upon seeing horsecock for the first time
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>>4785431
>Rarijack
Ma nigga. Shame there are not many decent fics that detail this ship. Not many decent images for that matter.
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>>4785439
if you were a little girl, what are you doing in a thread about My Little Pony?

Christians - 1
Atheists - 0
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>>4785439
I guess....
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>>4785430

LETS FIGHTING LOOOOVE

LETS FIGHTING LOOOOVE
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>>4785379
I just think being in a relationship with Pinkie would be weird in any case.

She's so giving, so outgoing, so caring with everyone in Ponyville,
you would either be the outlet for all her repressed anger and worry and regret,
or she'd just be completely wild and would extend her generosity in bed.

>>4785442
Pinkie Pie, if you find laughter super cute
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>>4785199
That vector of AJ always makes me laugh so hard.
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>>4785430
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>>4785442
But there is nothing there
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>>4785204
Yes. I am an autonomous system of organs and tissues with an ever perpetuated, highly vascularized boner for technicolor ponies. We are the epitome of average, we just air our dirty laundry for people to see before the 404. Archives are for faggots. Fred Durst 2016!
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>>4785424
rarijack & twixie i also hate
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k what now
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>>4785479

Rarity, your sister is retarded.
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>>4785337
Would a ghost pony affect you?
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>>4785430
For fuck's sake Sweetie, stop spamming the general with your weaboo shit. We get it, you like anime.
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>>4785494
break everyone's neck
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>>4785431
>this nigga
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>>4785467
I disagree. I feel like you'd be the one person that she can finally relax around, or perhaps the one person who can sometimes reel her in when she needs it.
On the other hand, she could probably get you to do things you otherwise wouldn't.
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>>4785442
Fluttershy
Pinkie and Dash in close second
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>>4785430
I miss Ika
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>>4785467
But why
Pinkie's probably the town bicycle
You'd be eating a sloppy mess
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>>4785457
There are SOME decent images...
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>>4785442
Dash

>ohmygoshohmygoshohmygoshOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSH
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>>4785513
Please.
Don't.
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>>4785494
I've been gone for a while, What the fuck is this?
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>>4785503
MOSHI MOSHI

SWEETIE DESU
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>>4785494
*ffalls into water*
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>>4785512
I m-miss you too anon
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>>4785521
>implying Dash hasn't gotten so much tongue from all those nights in Fliers' school that anything you could do would be boring and trivial

>>4785513
>not cleaning out your Pinkie's delicious creampies like a dutiful little lover
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>>4785513
Pinkie would be the town's biggest tease

That girl who speaks in double entendre's every other sentence, but never goes further than second base
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>>4785458
Yes, yes...
Exactly as planned.

Christians: 1
Atheists: 0

Goyim: -9999
Yahweh's chosen globetrotters: 1
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>>4785549
Anthro piggu disgusting
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>>4785549
UNOPT is my favorite artist
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>>4785561
UNOPT is best pony
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>>4785396
>>4785432
>he's 14
please please be lying
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Do we have a recording of the japanese bronies singing mai lilo poni or at the gara?
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>>4785567
he's a she
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>>4785514
At least some are decent...
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>>4785561
I prefer SAFE
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Who's the best cartoon villain there ever was?

My vote's for HIM
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>>4785596
>not SUGGESTIVE

gay
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>>4785477
>and Applejack is here too
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>>4785567
I am just wondering what these people did that I didn't.
Because I have drawn constantly all my life. At least an hour a day, just because I love to do it.
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>>4785424
no
if it's two ponies snuggling in a cute manner, it can be pretty much anyone
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>>4785591
This artist is never going to get better, huh.
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Reminder
You are here forever
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2rwxs1gH9w
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>>4785589
>she's 14
I don't feel any less inadequate
my stomach hurts I want to puke
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>>4785546
you forgot de geso
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>>4785604
>not QUESTIONABLE

ultra gay
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dried grape tonight?
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Rarity smartest classiest most dignified pony
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>>4785622
De-geso wound me up after the 50th time.
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>>4785629
Twilight is smartest, but Rarity is indeed the classiest and most dignified.
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>>4785619
2spooky
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>>4785481
That's what knives are for. When I was your age we didn't have vaginas out in the open, we had to make them.
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>>4785619
>Hey this song is pretty fun, let me just unhide this top-voted comm--
fuck. I realize "rules 1/2" are beyond dead, and were never "cool", but it still annoys me...
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>>4785629
>wanting to be classy & dignified
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>This was the Grand Prize of the raffle at Pon3con. So much want was directed at it.

i like it

please forgive me, MLPG
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>>4785626
>not EXPLICIT

Super power ninja turbo neo ultra hyper mega multi alpha meta extra uber prefix GAY
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>>4785619
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSaqSVi--Ms
Superior spooky music coming through, make way.
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>>4785654
looks awful
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>>4785645
>>4785619

>not posting the dubstep remix
>2012

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6x7oJxkZHxg
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>>4785654

I'd want it if it were a better pony
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>>4785654
Apparently, /ic/ liked it too.
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>>4785658
>not GRIMDARK

50 shades of GAY
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Sexually aware derpy, Y/N/unf?
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>>4785669
>that Excision song
Why does /v/ ALWAYS use that song?
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>>4785669
Is nothing sacred
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>>4785654

That's a nice frame.
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>>4785619
spooky.
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>>4785437
That ship's not seen enough.
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>>4785674
Nah that's too edgy for me
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>>4785672

haha

really?
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>>4785684
Double triple unf.
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>>4785649
Pinkie's the most likely pony to give you a non-consensual hug
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So, who's playing Legends of Equestria?
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>>4785684
yes please
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>10 days
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>>4785684
>wanting to have bang a retard
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I can't stop thinking of the red dragon teen trying to convince Spike to top him
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>tfw I sort of hope S3 doesn't start until December because I'm busy as fuck on the weekends until then
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>>4785696
Someone said /ic/ thought it was pretty good, apart from the pony itself.
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>>4785684
Super unf.
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Rate this headcanon on a scale from 1-10.

Clumsy but average-intelligence Derpy.
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>>4785694
Goodness, you're still alive? I would have thought you'd commit suicide a year ago.
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>>4785703
I'm surprised no one has tried to make a pony ARPG/MOBA yet
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>>4785710
You selfish fuck. I would never, ever share that feel with you.
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>>4785703
It got boring after a while. There's not much to do. And they didn't have an ice cream cutie mark.

What the fuck.
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>>4785704
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Sheesh if Ghost makes you want to /wrists don't go here:
http://dinocasino.tumblr.com/
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>>4785715
10.0 Best New Headcanon
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>>4785694
eh, there are other overlooked ships much more deserving of fanart
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>>4785715
11/10
Is best headcanon.
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>>4785729
>new
pls go
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>>4785715
10/10
Retarded Derpy is stupid
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>>4785715
8

Would've been 10 if there was more "she is not related to Dinky"
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>>4785409
I didn't have a lot of time to snap pictures without arousing suspicion.
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>>4785649
How many ponies has Pinkie hugged and befriended nonconsensually?
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>>4785715
normal-intelligence derpy but clumsy due to bad depth perception is best canon
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>>4785715
like Derpy from A Hard Day's Work?
yes, a million times yes
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>>4785727
Oh shit look at all those kawaii diamond dogs
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>>4785705

>2 years
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>>4785726
>>
>>4785727

People should draw more spooky ghost pones.
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>>4785698
>Derpy tastes like muffins
>Derpy's wings spasm as you suckle her clitoris and rub two fingers along her tunnel
>Derpy's the clingiest and most passionate kisser in Ponyville
>Derpy's eyes go perfectly straight and clear the moment she peaks in a wild orgasm
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>>4785715
better than the alternative
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>>4785707
>>wanting to have bang a retard
Looks like you're a virgin by principle, then.
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>>4785751

Too many.

We must end her reign of friendship.
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Hey /co/
I love you
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Guys guys guys guys guys

Remember Cloydes?
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>>4785768
>derpy is clingy

i was just thinking about this earlier today.

do you think she'd like being spanked?
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>>4785786
of course i do. i even sorta liked cloydes
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>>4785771
I imagined Screwball trying to get me to fuck her and me declining. She then beat me over the head and raped me.
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>>4785786
I hated cloydes
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>>4785787
you kidding?
she'd love it
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>>4785792
Haha retard
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>>4785786
That fork was fucking retarded fanon.
Like, above and beyond the usual retardedness that comes out of fandoms.
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>>4785786
No, no I don't
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>>4785787

She's into bridles and reins. Because she's so clumsy, she's grown to like it when others who won't make mistakes are in control.
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>>4785787
...
No

She's probably got a terrible complex about punishment and discipline from all her clumsiness.
I don't think she'd appreciate it in a sexual context,
she seems like a pony who would appreciate cuddling and petting more than anything.
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>>4785777
>Pinkie breaks into your house
>waits for you to get home
>sneaks into your bedroom when you fall asleep
>puts a birthday present on your dresser
>crawls out through a window and has an after-gift smoke
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>>4785815
2011 OR LATER FAG ALERT
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RF9l9-bvFE
Can we says that every single fandom in the world is fucked as fuck?
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>>4785754
>tfw LK hasn't done more of that Scratch fic
>or HDW2
>or that cum inflation thing
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>>4785786
Yes, it was lol so randum. Thankfully it never caught on
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>>4785820
I like this idea
The likes to make people feel good, but sometimes makes mistakes
This way they are are in control, so she can make them feel good without without having to worry
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>>4785717
Why would I do that?
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>>4785841
>Can we says that every single fandom in the world is fucked as fuck?
That's what I've been trying to tell you
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Waitin', watchin' the clock
It's four o'clock, it's got to stop
Tell them, don't become ded
She spellchecks her post, as he marks the thread
She moves over
Pretends to ignore it as he greentexts Rover

She lies and says she's in love with it
Can't find a better thread
She dreams of Big Macintosh, she dreams in red
Can't find a better thread, can't find a better thread
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>>4785852
Because you suck at finishing stories
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>>4785852
Nanaki tell your furry friends to stop claiming that their busty anthros are diamond dogs
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>>4785824
WRITE DERPY PLS
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>>4785861
Someone green texted Rover?
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>yfw you can buttwalk in LoE
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>>4785861
DARKNESS
IMPRISONING ME
ALL THAT I SEE
ABSOLUTE HORROR
I CANNOT LIVE
I CANNOT DIE
TRAPPED IN MYSELF
BODY MY HOLDING CELL
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>one vector to rule them all
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>>4785886
CRAAAAAAAAWLING IIIIIIIN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIN
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>>4785845
>>or that cum inflation thing
Wait what?
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>>4785864

I giggled
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>>4785899
I WON'T GET TO GET WHAT I'M AFTER
TILL THE DAY I DIE
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>>4785824
I bet cunnilingus would be her favorite thing
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>>4785895

>pone wash gloves
>cut off fingers
>now disposable pone condoms
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>>4785899
CAN YOU REMEMBER ME
WALK IN TO MY HISTORY

STEP INSIDE AND HOLD ON FOR DEAR LIFEEEEEEEEEE
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>>4785792
>Screwball ties you to a chair
>proceeds to unzip your fly
>a spring-loaded boxing glove launches out and knocks her through the wall
>you have no idea what the hell just happened

She'd be the weirdest sexual predator you'd encounter
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Hey guys, Jr here

After another short delay, I think all of our current questers are itching to see a little more progress in Raisin's complicated little adventure tonight. I'm good to run tonight if our questers are feeling like some Dried Grape pones.

As usual, we'll start in about 30 minutes. I'll make a thread in the Submarine when I'm ready to start. I'll post up a warning here when everything is good.
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>>4785910
>Giving her oral as she squirms confused and embarassed
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>>4785921
lezdodis
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>>4785921

Unf.
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>sharing headphones
unf
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DERPY: THE FANFIC
BY DERPY
(MLP/Eisenhower Administration crossover)

IN SPRINGTIME I MET A FORK.

HIS NAME: CLOYDES.

CLOYDES AND I WERE IN LOVE, BUT THEN I LEARNED THE TRUTH.

FORKS ARE ALL GIRLS.

DERPY ISN'T INTO GIRLS.

EXCEPT WHEN I AM.

THE NEXT DAY, HAVING TEA WITH THE YOGURT KING, I FOUND OUT A SECRET OF MYSELF:

INCHWORM.
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>>4785921

HAHA TIME TO DIE
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>>4785929

>Giving oral to a mentally challenged girl

END OF RINE

RINE END HERE
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>>4785918
that...
that has gotta be the sexiest green text I've ever read.

>/co/ once greentexted having over the top cartoony sex with sawyer.

Practically my fetish
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>>4785907
>>4785914
LIVE EACH MOMENT LIKE IT'S YOUR LAST
LEAVE OLD PICTURES IN THE PAST
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>>4785841
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RF9l9-bvFE
>related video
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4oRyDCz2so
>translates "ITT" as "I Think That"
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>>4785910
>>4785929
She's not retarded, though. We've gone over this.

Still, if she tasted like muffins, that'd be one fun meal
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>>4785940
No, man this is really sad
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>right headphone dies out of nowhere
>no amount of wiggling helps
Goddammit this is like the 3rd time this year
>>
ONE THING, I DON'T KNOW WHY

IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY
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>>4785968
forget the taste
it's the audio that's important
the giggles and gasps of delight
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>>4785959
ITT that's what that means on le Reddit
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>>4785940
Oh just post the cap
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>>4785968
>implying cunnilingus isn't pretty much always awesome forever
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>>4785974

Stop buying shitty headphones

Start taking care of your headphones

Stop leaving your headphones on the floor
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>>4785921

i'm down.
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>>4785939
THEY'RE SHARING THEM THE WRONG WAY ROUND
YOU'VE GOTTA FUCKING GIVE THEM THE EARBUD ON THE SIDE FACING AWAY FROM THEM SO THAT YOU DON'T GET THE FUCKING CORD IN THE WAY
GOD DAMN FURRIES

i wish i had someone to listen to music with ;_;
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What if Twist grew up to be a chubby pone?
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>>4785860
B-b-b-but WHY!?!?
Nothing said they were intended to be fucked as that!!!
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>>4785886
Megadeth sucks!
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Lilly or Shizune?
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>>4785968
She's a little retarded in MLPG's sexual headcanon. At least at night

We've got too many people that just want to be dads, so we'll take care of vulnerable pones
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>>4785987
you could have just posted that first and saved us all the trouble
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>>4785865
Nope.

>>4785864
Okay I laughed.
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>>4785921
What do you call it when Rasin goes full berserk mode to save her friends?

The Grapes of Wrath!
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This song begins to play: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U008nGT0eww

Who is the first pony that springs to mind?
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>>4785974

get a desktop mic and just use headphones.

nothing moves = nothing breaks
>>
I just had a dream that I told my mom I wanted to fuck her.

Then we fucked.
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>>4785974
Invest in a wireless headset.
The one I have now was like 120 or something, but, in the time I've had it, I'd have spent more than that on replacing headphones that have the right ear go out, and, I probably had done so many time over.
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>>4786006
I love Shizune, but I don't think she is girlfriend material.
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>tfw so depressed you just sit in bed all day and masturbate to make yourself feel better but all you feel is shame and more depressed
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>>4785974
I used to go through headphones like crazy because I idly chewed on the cord. No more, thankfully.

Get these, best $25 headphones you'll ever get. And you can get a 12x9 tablet with them for another $90.

http://www.monoprice.com/products/product.asp?c_id=108&cp_id=10823&cs_id=1082302&p_id=83
23&seq=1&format=2
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>>4786015
Treekicker
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>>4786014
Fuck off John Steinbeck's ghost

No one cares about anything of yours but Of Mice and Men.
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>>4786022
It really ruined my immersion when I lost at Risk.
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>>4785959
>Make up Slutty names for the main 6
>Rarity
Okay, that was funny
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>>4786047
Dude, you let her get australia, what did you think would happen?
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>>4786027
Huzzah, fellow Applefag
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>>4785974
Buy headphones with a detachable cable
They never break
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>>4786026
Ew, over-head headphones

I can't wear that type cause my head is too fuckin' big, I have to either use earbuds or swoops.
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>>4786015
What the fuck am I watching here?

AJ or Rarity
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>>4786008
I'm lazy
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>>4785453
>Twilight Sparkle getting the "blue screen of death" on an abacus
twilightbacus
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>>4786023
>tfw the meds and talks aren't doing jack shit yet, so you're still stuck in bed, still feeling depressed and guilty and ashamed, but now you can't even whack off because 100mg of zoloft daily kills the ability to ejaculate
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>>4786032
>No one cares about anything of yours but Of Mice and Men.
>laughing American Lit professors.png
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>>4786075
>you agaqin
please stop whining about this shit over and over again. Fucking self-centered asshole.
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>>4786074

Yes, this scrunch is acceptable
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>>4786067
>he doesn't know about Symbionic Titan
Best show that ever got canceled because they didn't make toys.
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>>4786085
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>>4786064
Post pictures of your head so we can supply relevant advice.
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>>4786074
>still using AbacusXP
>hasn't installed SorobanToo

haha
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>>4786074
>"Don't worry Twilight! I think I now how to fix this."
>"Spike, I really don't see-"
>"No look, here. Diagonally!"
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>>4786098
they should make toys for mlp, i bet they would sell well
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>>4786077
The Grapes of Wrath is the only other thing anybody's heard of.
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>>4786006

Lilly
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>>4786107
J.K. pls. Pls.
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>>4786099
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>>4786023

I believe masturbating is actually supposed to make depression worse.
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>>4786107
pretty sneaky spike
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>>4786107
I don't get it.
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>all this depressing Derpy business
God damn it, you guys are jerks
Ponies are supposed to be fun and happy ;__;
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>>4786125
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>>4786128
It depends
Sometimes you just gotta let it out and then you feel a little better
But sometimes I finish and at the height of orgasm, my mind is flooded with thoughts about what a piece of shit I am and how I'll die alone
The problem is I can't tell how it's going to end when I start
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>>4785095
>replying to hour old posts
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>>4786141
It was a Connect 4 commercial.
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>>4786144
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3w6YPkAbE4Q&feature=g-all-lik
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pay attention to me please
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>>4786144
happy ponies
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>>4786144
but derpy is happy
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>>4786144
I just wanna hug her.

Unless she sat on me. That'd be pretty depressing
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Which pony can still stand straight after being fucked and filled by fifty stallions?
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>>4786144
If it makes you feel any better, I would a non retard, happy Derpy.
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>>4786160
>wendyvanity
oh god
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>>4786144

MT pls stram
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>>4786178
Pic related
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Would you burn out your eyes so that you could hunt ponies more effectively?
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>>4786144
Man you know what you should read?

Try searching for a fanfic named today tomorrow and forever
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>>4786178
Scootaloo
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>>4785072
That nose.
I mean it fits, but holy shit.
Also are you excited about Animal Crossing for the 3ds?
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>>4786178
The strongest one
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>>4786184
>MT
>also, tripcode
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>>4786178
fluttershy, she takes it like a champ
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>>4786170
>there will never be real life GG dolls
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>>4786178
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>>4786195

shut up im drunk
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>>4786199
>1274x716

My autism can't take those 10 pixels missing.
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>>4786178
Celestia...if I'm not mistaken, and I probably am, a horse's reproductive ability is tied to the sun's position or something
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>>4786209
>10 pixels

I hope that's a fucking joke.

Go back to third fucking grade.
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>>4786199
oh look it's princess celestia leader of the aryan pony race
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>>4786197
do you mean actual plush dolls in the style of the dolls I draw

or actual real talking living dolls who will hang out with you and build forts out of your books and stage fake battles on your desks when you're not around
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>>4786223
Both
;_;
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>>4786209
It's missing 9416 pixels, doofus.
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>>4786223
Uh, either of those
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>>4786223
that'd be fucking annoying.
i like my books were they are, thank you very much
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>>4786219
>1280 - 1274 = 6
>720 - 716 = 4

Gee...
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>>4786223
The second one.

You have a FUCK ton of original characters.
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>>4786236
deal w/it nerd
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>>4786237
Don't forget it's a rectangle!
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>>4786223
>when you're not around
Fuck that
I want them to stage fake battles on me while I lay on the couch and watch tv
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>>4786219
Shut up.
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>>4786223
The first would be a neat little trinket (that I would hide like it were porn.)

The second one would be neat.
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>>4786237
see >>4786233

you dumb piece of shit
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>>4786246
I would drink Twilight flavored soup
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>>4786192
Let's work on your peculiar case.
What did Scootaloo do to get herself in that situation?
Did she get caught by Diamond Tiara after shlicking to a picture of Rainbow Dash during class?
Did a potion experiment by Twilight Sparkle gone wrong put her in a sort of sensual trance for a full day?
Did she visit Flim and Flam to know about her idol's favorite cider and get drugged in the process?
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>>4786248
you just want one of them to triumphantly plant a flag on your dick
don't lie to me
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>>4786199

OI AHM THE BIGGEST AND DAT MEANS AHM DA WARBOSS, YOU GITZ
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>>4786264
ow
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Would you spank sunbuns in front of her subjects then run like hell?
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>>4786264
>on
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>>4786258
I like the first one but only because I like my little girls alive and screaming as they're raped OH GOD I'M FUCKING ALPLBLEWM+DEAFDEFILER+HITLER ALL IN ONE.
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>>4786101
It looks like a head, you dingus. It's just big. the only way that'd be useful is if you got like, a hat size from me or I had a ruler in shot, neither of which I have handy.
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>>4786248
I would like it if they played Smash 64 on top of me
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>>4786237
1280 times 720 = 921600
1274 times 716 = 912184

921600 minus 912184 = 9416 missing pixels

:)

It's literally elementary, my dear Watson
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>>4786280
I'd smack her sunnyrump just to watch it jiggle, then beg forgiveness, using the excuse that I was "awestruck by a magnificent example of royal superiority"
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>>4786292
Melee is better.
though Brawl- is best.
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>>4786280
>running from something that can move the sun with its telekinesis
Might as well make the most of it while you can. You're not getting away
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>>4786258
I like the second option.
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>>4786294
I don't think he was being serious by the way, I mean, we are on fucking 2012 to not know that.
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>>4786291
I'm going to ban you unless you post a picture of your head.
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>>4786280

I would to assert dominance.
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>>4786303
>not running away making wooping noises before you burst into flames
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Celestia sure has been around for a long time. It amazing what great shape she's stayed in over the centuries, though there are subtle signs of aging.

Normaly a pony would have age spots. but Celestia is different. She has sun spots!
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>>4786321
This is how I wish every single stupid human in equestria self insert fanfiction would end.
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>>4786302
I agree.
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>>4786315
Why are you so intent on seeing my head

This isn't /soc/
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>>4786336
You're losing it.
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>>4786336
Not too bright are you?
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>>4786337
But instead, it's only how your story ended.
You never learned the secret.
Your score is 0 out of 2800.
Your rank is UNREADY.
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>>4786336
Get off the stage.
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>>4786337
I would let Celestia incinerate me
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>>4786336
No they're called sun spots
You're slipping
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>>4786336
I think you you should rays your standards on puns
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>>4786349
Is it SB time again?
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>>4786280

No, but I'd drift into her room at night like a breeze, knock her unconscious with some chloroform, and then have a butt-smacking party.
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>>4786342
Listen, I've already set the conditions, no amount of blustering is going to get you out of this.

You have 15 minutes.
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>>4786352
I wouldn't.
Because then I'd be dead.
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>>4786360
I think so!
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>>4786360
nah
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>>4786358
>>4786349
>>4786336
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>>4786372
I think it is
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>>4786360
This is a good idea.
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>>4786366
Damn, you're right. I should rethink this.
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>>4786386
I'm so sorry for your hardship
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>>4786362

Would you use her cheeks like they were a pair of bongos ?
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>guy playing vidya for donations for charity
>72 hour marathon no sleep
>he falls asleep during stream
>his donations and views shoot up

Oh god
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>>4786395
And now?
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>>4786398
Do you put your tongue inside a pair of bongos?
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>>4786393

What if she just incinerated your dick off?
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>>4786366
>not wanting to be incinerated for the favor of the firehorse
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>>4786401
Oh the untold things he's done to me.
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>>4786400

that shit was gold
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>>4786398

Only to warm her chilly heart
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Guys what if they say that the shw will start airing in November?

I just wanted S3
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>>4786363
You are very strange.
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>>4786405
I don't know, I really like my dick. I'd hate to do that to the poor guy, I mean he's been there my whole life.
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>>4786405
Only if she replaced it with a magical horse cock
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help me guys
i hurt so much
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I did something really stupid and now I'm completely alone
what do
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What else can I do?
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>>4786425

But this is Celestia we're talking about.

What about just your balls?
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>>4786411
>some chirp
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>>4786432
Join the club
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>>4786421
Hope you have a dynamic IP.
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Alright, we're live and ready to Raisin Quest pone. Hope to see you guys there!
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>>4786432
What happened?
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>>4786405
This is one of my many fetishes. Not specifically fire, but being gelded/neutered/having my cock removed so I can serve my mistress without her having to worry about it, and without my sexual desires getting in the way of her sexual desires.
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>>4786432
>I'm completely alone

Bullshit.

I'm here.
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>>4786432

Dehumanize yourself and face to bloodshed
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>>4786429
It's funny because he's been confirmed to be morbidly obese
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>>4786420
it will.
And it will premier in the same week as the comic.
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>>4786428
I would masturbate to a series of words describing this event and the following few hours in detail
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>>4786432
i did too

we could talk to each other and be completely alone as a result of our actions together
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hi /co/!
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>>4786432
become master of being alone
embrace it, for you are now completely your own
do what you want when you want just for yourself
decide the terms for everything
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>>4786434
Can I keep my balls and let her incinerate my pubic hair instead?
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That's it, I'm done.

I just can't make it. Go on without me.
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Guys my farts are smelling really good right now
I'm starting to understand why you're all into fart fetishes so much
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>>4786455
[Citation needed]
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>>4786451
I'm sure you have it
Can you post the link to that one gelding fic?
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>>4786432
did you kill everyone you know, you shouldnt do that
people die when they are killed
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>>4786432
I'm here for you anon
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>>4786464
She's ugly
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>>4786469
now think how good fluttershy's would smell
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>>4786451

I'd appreciate if you wrote a story about Celestia gelding you through incineration. It should leave a sun-shaped burn.
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>>4786468
Don't you quit on me. I know a few months is a long time to wait, but you've got to hang on. I won't let another innocent life go to waste.
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>>4786475
>fancypants
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>>4786479
Sounds hot.
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Do you think pone would need drugs in her life?
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>>4786479
I would also enjoy that
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>>4786467

No, that'd be a good thing.

Some part of your body is being incinerated.
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>>4786445
Hey hey, I've still got time.
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>>4786484
it's old but the request was "femrover on a date with fancypants"
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>>4786487
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>>4786475

Dat femrover
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>>4786469
goddammit open a window

why does this thread always smell like farts

we need better ventilation in here

it's alway so musky
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>>4786464
So long as those tits were in my face, she could talk nonstop about bronies. I wouldn't even care.
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>>4786504
Come on. No reason this needs to be Lead astray.
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>>4786432
Wallow in depression and recount every way why you're a terrible person until you kill yourself
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>>4786495
Man. Well, I guess I can give up my nipples.
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>>4786506

It wouldn't smell so bad if Applejack washed her goddamn feet
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>>4786285
"C-Cut me some slack, Diamond Tiara! I said I'd do anything to get you to shut up!"
The rambunctious orange filly shook the pampered hooves that surround her head, but that never stopped Diamond Tiara from smirking. She had caught Scootaloo grinding against her chair during the day, and made it a point to remind her how much she owes her to keep quiet. By that time, they were at the back of Ponyville Schoolhouse after Diamond Tiara convinced Cheerilee that she escort Scootaloo and her "fever".
The only fever Scootaloo was having is the embarrassment surrounding her. "What do you want from me, anyway?" she yells at the bratty filly. "It's already humiliating you're the one who saw me in there!"
Diamond Tiara pulled a piece of cloth from her backpack and threw it on the ground. "Wear it around your eyes," she slyly chuckled. "No questions or anything until I tell you to take it off."
Scootaloo sighed and reluctantly followed. She thought there would be nothing right now that would embarrass her more. As soon as she finished, Diamond Tiara moved to her flank and pushed her around, guiding her blind trotting until they got to a certain place.

Accepting suggestions for the place.
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Would you walk through a meter-thick wall of angry bees if it meant that you could live happily ever after with your waifu, in her universe?
Hard mode: you have to walk through a foot-thick wall of Bullet Wasps, but you and your waifu get to live together forever, and so do her friends.
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>>4786490
Pone is not for drugs but that one does anything.
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>>4786514

You now have sun shaped burn marks where your nipples used to be
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>>4786506
That's...intended...
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Does anyone have that screencap of the story about Twilight altering anon's body shape in weird ways for fucking?

I need to fap.
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>>4786517
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>>4786517
>feet

Ya lost me
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So the CMC walk into a bar together.

they are then escorted off the premises for being too young
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>>4786532
I'm pretty sure there's a few of these, but I'm guessing this is the one you're looking for
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>>4786400
>only 72 hours
fucking pansy
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>>4786537
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>>4786537
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>>4786464
>Tara comes to MLPG
>throws on a trip and takes a time stamped photo while holding a note
>the note says "Why do you guys hat me so much?"
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>>4786445
As much as I don't really take you seriously your insistence amuses me
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>>4786548

Because you're having too much fun tara, and it's embarrassing.
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>>4786528
That actually sounds kind of incredible.

I'm glad I went through with this after all.
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>>4786551
Anon please...
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>>4786543
i'd like to escort them to my bedroom where i'd tuck them in and kiss them goodnight on their clitorises
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>>4786544
Yeah, that's it. Thanks.
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>>4786551

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

YOU COULD BE MY BROTHER
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>>4786523
I can walk pretty quickly
A meter is about one step
less than a second
I can do this
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>>4786523
The Pain was an easy boss. All I need is a knife and a shotgun and I got this in the bag.
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>>4786561

They're also really sensitive
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>>4786568
No problem
Have this as a fun little bonus
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>>4786528
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=lrvWLdyG4Uw#t=9s
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>>4786543
>not having fake ids
cant they do anything right
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>>4786570
Younger or older
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>>4786513
How do I not do that because it's what I've been doing and I dont want to do it any more
>>
MLPG, what makes your day when you're hard at work doing whatever the fuck you do?

Personally, I love trading food with the Starbucks next door and thinking about MLPG
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>>4786464
Howdy. Run. Run like the wind and don't turn back. You'll turn into horse

>>4786548
What's the status with tara, anyways? does she hat us?
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guys check out my diamond dog OC
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>>4786579
Those IDs look fake
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>>4786573
Just remember, you're going to be getting bees into all of your exposed orifices. And in your clothes.
And they're going to be angry.
Bullet wasps are worse.
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>>4786589
hey you tricked me
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>>4786579
what poorly made aliases would hte cmc employ to getinto seedy establishments for reasons unknown?
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>>4786521
White Tail Woods.
That's the name right? Been a while since I've seen that episode.
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>>4786589
THAT'S NOT A DIAMOND DOG. THEY DON'T HAVE BOOBS LIKE THAT
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>>4786582

You'd probably be my older brother if I had one

We just look a shit ton alike
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>>4786564
I like the way you think, anon.
We should become friends.
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>>4786586
Aside from pone things?
There's a little coffee shop along the way home from work I like to stop by
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>>4786586
awww, i think about you too, Anon
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>>4786579
Deedlee~
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>>4786523
Hard mode
Immortality is worth any price.
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a guy gave me Torchlight 2 and told me to draw Colgate as a seapony in exchange

i find the game kinda boring which is odd because I love roguelikes and RPGs.
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>>4786588
>What's the status with tara, anyways? does she hat us?

doubt it. I wouldn't be surprised if she's the one that starts those fart posts.
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>>4786589

That is clearly a pony, not a diamond dog
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i know in my heart that the day i dont get on MLPG is the day they will announce S3 along with a preview clip
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>>4786589

>mfw I see people getting mad over those DD pictures.
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>>4786523
PAIN IS JUST WEAKNESS LEAVING THE BODY
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>>4786611
Oh. I was concerned because I actually have an older brother, so...

Course I would have been QUITE surprised had you turned out to be him.
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>>4786471
Can't find it on heroku, which is a damned shame because it was hot. If anyone recognizes it from this description and can find it, please link.

The basic story, IIRC, was some kind of grimdark pony alterverse with a warped "survival of the fittest" fascist dystopia where, as a coming of age rite, all colts participate in a competition and the winning few get to join society as superstars, get all the mares they want, etc. The rest are gelded and stuck in whorehouses for the Stallions that don't want to bother wooing mares.

It was grimdark and stupid as fuck but I got off to it so hard.
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>>4786640
don't worry

i will keep reminding you how much i hate it every day
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>>4786640
well fuck, don't come here tomorrow so the rest of us can get the announcement
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>tfw apples brother is better than him
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>>4786586
Music
I prefer to put something with lodes of subbass on in my car and turn my sub amp up.
Chill headphone sessions are good too though
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>>4786660
great
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>>4786589
Aw man I hate those things, curses are such a bitch
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>>4786660
I still say that would confuse Zoro
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>>4786626
Fucking Kricketune, not now.
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>>4786608
shut up you don't know
we only see a handful of diamond dogs in the show
you can't prove that they can't look like this

besides I say it's a diamond dog so there
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>>4786660
Thanks for posting this. I love this strip.
Something about Celestia wielding kunais gets to me.
But I didn't know that was his aniki
>>
As a middle class white male the concept of a black man on the internet amuses me.
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>>4786681
gg you are being very rude
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>>4786681
it identifies as a diamond dog.
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>>4786681
Klondike disapproves
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>>4786681
GG you make me smile
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>>4786693
>gg you are being very rude
eat shit
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>>4786688

It used to amuse me

But now that some of my favorite contributors are black, I don't even think about it
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>>4786696
Yeah, you guys need to stop being so cispecies.
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>>4786652
It was just on pastebin
But I couldn't find it through their search thing
I'm sure it still exists, we just need someone with a link saved to be a hero
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>>4786696
check your privelage
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>>4786681
well its got a collar and the little tooth thing, so i guess you're right
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>>4786681
Crackle and Rover have sex
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>>4786672
Music is great, too. I'm just glad my manager doesn't mind me listening to shitty music while cooking.
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>>4786681
GG, your Diamond Frog might not be a dog, but I'm sure it could be a pet of theirs.
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>>4786706
Daily reminder that GG is a nigger who's afraid of real sex.
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>>4786702
Well Klondork should stop disaproving and work on the godddamn game
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IT HAS ENDED, FINALLY
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>>4786718
Do you listen to shitty music or do you listen to music shittily?
Why would you listen to shitty music?
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>>4786681
YOU'RE NOT A DOG YOU'RE A FROGGY POO
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>>4786717
>Crackle and Rover have sex
is this a request
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>>4786706
>some of my favorite contributors are black
I can't even tell if this is ironic or not.
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>>4786644
klondork, pls
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>>4786743
YES
YES
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>>4786702

Then he should stop forcing it
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>>4786660

Why is this shit so long?
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>>4786751

Wait why would it be ironic
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>>4786735
Father, forgive me for I have sinned. I genuinely love hardstyle.
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which pony is the most snuggly wuggly huggy wuggy ittye bitty little witltly poyn wony?
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>>4786766
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SomeOfMyBestFriendsAreX
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>>4786766
It is a similar construction to "some of my best friends are black", a stereotypical cop-out when someone is accused of being racist.
>>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPrEles-884

Why aren't you playing the new My Little Pony Friendship is Magic: Swarm of the Parasprites Game!?!?
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>>4786777
buildit applebow
ALL 7 FEVER
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>>4786787

Oh

Well no I meant that some of my favorite contributors are black
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>>4786780
>tvtropes
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>>4786777
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>>4786733
What the hell is a candy bath?
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FUCK THIS AWFUL THREAD
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>>4786802
Why is she so perfect?
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>>4786809
presumably a bath filled with candy
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>>4786777
The one in the middle.
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>>4786815

response
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>>4786809
taking a bath in candy i would presume
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>>4786774
Hardstyle's not shitty. EDM is fun
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>>4786802
>rump is completely exposed

holy fuck i'd be all over her if she wore that outfit
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>>4786825
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>>4786825
>wish y'all were here
>not wish y'all was here
fucking dropped.
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>>4786825
Goddammit this is way too adorable.
>>
http://sbarg.tumblr.com/

Somebody wanna tell me exactly what the fuck this is?
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>>4786842
I bet you'd be on her like white on not Rarity
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>>4786842
That's creepy even for here.
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>>4786817
because
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Y IS SHE SO PRFACT /COW/
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>>4786825
>Applebloom wearing a hat
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>>4786869
>That's creepy even for here.
>implying
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>>4786860
>homosuck arg
???
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>>4786872

>/cowchan/
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>>4786860
Looks like a URL to someone's tumblr
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>>4786882
ARG? What?
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>>4786869
I tend to get extremely creepy around costumed fillies.

I'm sorry.
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>>4786860
homosuck fan adventure?
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>>4786887
Oh god, what shall we do now?
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>>4786891
Fireman isn't even a good costume
Now, wolfaloo, I could get behind
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>>4786870
We need more Vampire Belle and Vampire Rarity
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>>4786891
Well you can't have this one
Control yourself
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I GOT MY GLOCK IN MY DRAWS AS I WALK THR MOTHERFUCKIN TRACK
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>>4786907
B-bark
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>>4786911

SO
MUCH
PINK
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>>4786911
Oh god my heart
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>>4786911
hurp
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>>4786920
krab-B
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>>4786633
>buy someone a game
>ask for a drawing

It was sentenal, wasn't it?
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>>4786911
>Mutual booping
unf
>Cape isn't very light blue
fucking dropped
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>>4786929
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>4786911
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>>4786907
b-bark is krab-b backwards
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>>4786907
well, duh

>>4786909
unf
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>>4786943
>>4786947
mlpg pls
>>
TOO MUCH B-BARK
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>>4786943
>>4786947
Yep
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>>4786943
I want to be Scootaloo in this scenario.
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>>4786947
Weren't you supposed to be writing something?
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>>4786911
>multi-track booping
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>>4786963
subby pls.
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>>4786972
That was a terrible post.

A terrible post.
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would you spend a day with equestria's fartiest family?
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>>4786956
NO! LET'S CONTINUE!
WE HAVEN'T OVERSTATURATED IT YET!
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>>4786956
Well you know what they say.

MLPG's B-bark is worse then its bite!
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>>4786956
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Who here likes pink horse?
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>>4786973
>Lyra_and_MT_enjoy_a_day_out.png
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>>4786908
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>>4786947
I thought you were dead. Are you writing some DT mindbreak or something?
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>>4786933
Not this time, no.
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>>4786990
Depends, who is asking?
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>>4786521
>>4786607
Soon the blindfold was taken off from Scootaloo, and she was greeted by the breeze of White Tail Woods. She realizes her location to be one of the less-travelled routes, a rugged pathway full of scattered stones and leaves.
Before she could turn around, Scootaloo felt a massive shove from her flank, pushing her into a tight hole through a dead tree. "Ouch! What did you do that for?!"
Diamond Tiara's response to that was another powerful push, forcing the cerise-maned filly's front legs through, and yet another loud reaction from her. The brat watched as Scootaloo struggled to move out of the hole, satisfied that she seemed effectively stuck.
"You did tell me you'd do anything, right? Well there you go, you did want I want you to do."
"Very funny, Diamond Tiara," Scootaloo nonchalantly joked. "Now let me go before Miss Cheerilee gets worried about us!"
At this time, Scootaloo heard several clops approaching her location. "I'd love to, but you're quite stuck up there. Maaaaaybe I should get some help," Diamond Tiara giggled sheepishly as she trotted off.
"D-Diamond Tiara? Diamond? Don't leave me here! HELP!"

Let me get something to eat quick before I continue. Give me some small ideas on what happens to Scootaloo.
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>>4786992
Damn it all to hell. The concept on this is enough to get me over the pig disgusting artwork.
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>>4786936
Third times a charm
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>>4787005
Acceptable!
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>>4786992
That's horrible
>>
Will there ever be good pony porn?
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>>4787020
Vampire Rarity is my fetish, and my favorite color scheme in FiM
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Your favorite pony invites you to a hookah bar. What shisha does she prefer, and do you accept or decline?
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>>4787030
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>>4787005
Now I'm just getting picky, but this could use a bit of shading/drop shadow (very subtle) or at least anti-aliasing where marker's hair is on top of the cape. looks unnatural.
>>
You are my fetish
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>>4787030
woud you have your space invaded by your favorite pony?
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>>4787021
Should be thankful we have any at all. Talk about lookin a gift horse in the mouth
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>>4787020

Would you drive a stake through your waifu's heart if she was a horrible bloodsucker of the night?
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>>4787020

>Village girl Fluttershy

unf
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>>4787040
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Why aren't you getting creeped out by slowly melting ponies?
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>>4787046
No

I would invade her 'space'.
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>>4787043
I've fapped to you
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>>4787021
no
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>>4786992

>Pubeless version

fuck you
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>>4787040

inevitable
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>>4787046
>>
>>4787051
>not becoming one of her minions
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>>4787051

No
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>>4787038
Why does Carrot Top have no limbs?
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>>4787051
I'd drive a stake into her if you know what I mean.
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>>4787063
>pubefags
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>>4787021

There is.

At least, if you like pony porn.
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>>4787051
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
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>>4787043
Y-you too
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>>4787021
>>
>>4787072
Where she's going, she doesn't need them
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>>4787072
tragic carrot accident
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>>4787059
>getting creeped out by
>not masturbating furiously to
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>>4787075

They're wonderful
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>>4787088
H-How it happened?
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>>4787079
Oh yeah did someone saved Tess' sketches of Vampire Rarity

She drew some recently but I forgot to save them
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>>4787059

>Creeped out

Haha anon, if only you k- >>4787089

Yeah okay
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>>4787062
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Which pony was the most embarrassed during sex ed?
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>>4787100
>She
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>>4787059
Because they're hot
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>>4787110
Silver Spoon
She was the demonstration model
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>>4787058
oh
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>>4787110

None of them

Because every pony is a slut
>>
I wish I could draw.

I would draw vampire rarity with the silly hair like in Dracula Dead and Loving It.
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>>4786967
>>4786993
Yeah, that.
It's DT at very least.
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>>4787072
That's what smoking weed does to you if you use a dirty needle.
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>>4787110
Rarity
The teacher kept using her as an example
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>>4787110
All of them
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>>4787123
>She develops an exhibitionism fetish later in life because of it

Would you SS even if she wanted to do it where everyone could see?
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>>4787136

Illegal pot needles kids, stay away from em.
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>>4787132
So how long until its done?
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>>4787110
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>>4787118
I know it''s ahe

But I always, always write she the first time. I usually fix it but sometimes it slips

IT'S THE GODDAMN NAME. TESS IS A GIRL'S NAME DAMMIT
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>>4787110
AB
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>>4787089
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>>4787110
Rarity already knew about sex through "other sources"

Fluttershy lives among animals, was not surprised

Applejack; See Fluttershy

Pinkie Pie still doesn't know what sex is

Twilight obsessively reads anatomy books; for research, of course! So she was fine with it.

I imagine that Dash was rather red-faced during the presentation, grinding her hips against the seat.
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>>4787132
God damn, I just want to Grab that crown off her head and throw it across the room before wrapping my hand firmly around her muzzle, holding her mouth shut, and mounting her as she tries in vain to scream.
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>>4787158
Not when you think it's short for tesseract.
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>>4787151
>Implying letting DT watch wouldn't satisfy her fetish
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>>4787158
This has slightly bothered me in the past...
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>>4787186
>not tesserect
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>>4787196
If you want to erect your teses, that's okay with me. I'll just leave mine aract.
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>>4787154
should be relatively soon
I'll just leave until it is
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>>4787196
this should have been the name of his porn tumblr
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How much would you rage if you saw a brony fucking your favorite pony?
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>>4787196
If tess were erect near me I'd blow him
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>>4787218
Shrekchan pls
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>>4787212
>tfw you swear you typed out the sentence correctly, and then when it gets posted it's all wrong.
All. Wrong.
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>>4787218
I thought we were ogre this
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>>4787220
it's a hypothetical scenario
I won't waste time and nerves fantasizing about it when I could be thinking of much nicer things
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>>4787220
Not at all because I have a cuckolding fetish.
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>>4787220
>looking in the mirror during sex
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>>4787218
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>>4787218

Show me your moves, anon.
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>>4787220

Anger
No pony would let a brony fuck them. That means the brony is raping the poor pony
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>>4787187
She wouldn't be happy with just DT
For a little while it might satisfy her, but she'd want more
First DT, then she'd bully the CMC into watching, then tell Snips and Snails they could see something cool if they promised to keep quiet about it.
Eventually her entire class would be gathering in out of the way places during every break, watching the two of you go at it.
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>>4787218
>>>/shrekchan/
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>>4787218
nldw in 4 hours
stay noided
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>>4787158
I have never meet a person named Tess. Girl or otherwise.
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>>4787220

Madder than Khorne
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>>4787220
I would be a bit confused, but I don't think I would interfere beyond asking if she was OK
She seems like she can handle herself so I would patiently wait until he was finished
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>>4787243
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH
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>>4787246
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>>4787232
>using "and then" after a comma
YOU SHANKED IT AGAIN ANON
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>>4787220
Not at all, it's her body, she can do what she likes with it and I respect that.
Now if she was tooting on him, that's another story.
That's a special thing, just between us.
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>>4787250
>tfw shrekchan is ded
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>>4787252
"Theresa" isn't really a common name these days in English-speaking countries.

I think the first time I ever heard of "Tess" was when I read "Tess of the D'Urbevilles."
>>
>tfw 4chanx says new post but no new posts shows up
Guess someone is talking about farts again! Or Ross reposted something.
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>>4787243
>Not cheering yourself on in the mirror
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>>4787286
>telling us about your filters
And someone was talking about gas, yes.
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>>4787286
why would you filter something only to talk about it whenever you notice it's been filtered
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>>4787286
>filtering topic
>talking about it
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>>4787300
Bingo.
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>>4787173
unf, how did I miss this one?
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Your two favorite pones just got mindswapped, but here's the problem;

Your favorite pone is still in love with you, but wants you while still in the other's body. How do you deal with this development?

AJ in Rarity's body makes me harder than diamonds.
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>>4787300
filters have done 0 good for this site.
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>>4787310
Anon is just tsundere for ponefarts
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>>4787322
Rarity in AJ's body would be great.
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>>4787322
Yes, this is the best possible thing
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>>4787322
>AJ tries to talk like herself in Rarity's voice
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>>4787322
I hate this art
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>>4787351
>>4787351
>>4787351
>>4787351
>>4787351
>>4787351
>>4787351
New horse
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>>4787322
>AJ in rarity's body
>convince her to have sex with you outside, in the dirt

oh baby
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>>4787322

I'm fine with this
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>>4787335
No it wouldn't, Rarity is useless without magic.
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>>4787286

Since you bought it up I updated the pastebin filter

Just stick it in there

http://pastebin.com/a5NWxTjW
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>>4787366
>have sex with AJ in Rarity's body
>try anal
>"oooph, anon, Ah don't recall it hurtin' like this before. That rod 'uh yours get bigger lately?"
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>>4787322
Okay

Ask the other pony if she's okay with it.

Unfortunately I'm sure that Twilight wouldn't agree. Rarity would have to wait till Twilight fixed everything


Unless Rarity convinced her to join.
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>>4787169
this is not realistic
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>>4787418
>confident purplehorse showing shy, timid whitehorse how to please a man
yes
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>>4787322
It would be rude to Rarity to use her body while she's not in it, and I'm sure AJ would agree to either wait until Twilight fixed it, or Rarity gave permission. Whichever comes first.
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>>4787438
but it's fucking hot
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>>4787438
Of course not. It's a diagram drawing by a school teacher.
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>>4787438
yeah obviously that's not how magical talking ponies copulate

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