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Pony wearing clothing edition

New horse: Right here
Old horse: >>4709912
Ghost horse: >>4713111
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>>4713111

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>ghost rape
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>>4715015
the smalls
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>>4715319
That pone doesnt like wearing certain clothes.
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oh?
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Alright MLPG

Its late. I'm sure we're all very tired and want to go to bed.

Just hand over the pony and everything will be hunky dory. Got it?
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>>4715347
i can die now
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>>4715339
Why did the white chick get pregnant?
She had a thing for spooks!
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>>4715359
You'll have to pry her from my cold dead hands.
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Would you let a pony boop you?
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>>4715347
>One goes honk
>one goes squeak
>one goes AOOOOGAH!
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>>4715359
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>>4715347
Holy ponies that is amazingly cute.
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>>4715347
I'm die
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>>4715378
THAT CAN BE ARRANGED, DEAD MAN
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>>4715388
That lyra plush shitstorm was one of the best parts of summer
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let's ignore
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>>4715386
>Squeeze Scoots Gently.
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>>4715402
WE'LL SEE WHO IS DEAD MOMMAS BOY
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>>4715367
now i remeber my sims character making ghost babies

>>4715385
yes i would let a pony boop me
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>>4715385
What if she boops me in overtime?
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>>4715409
Ignore what?

IGNORE WHAT PINKIE?

TELL ME
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newest commission posted
weeeeeeeeeeeee
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Hey Braeburned, see?

This is how you should draw mare vag.

See how beautiful it is?
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>>4715385
its all i truly want in this world.
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>>4715427
post it or link it here you jerk
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>>4715405
>summer is over
>still no pony
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>one of the bookstores near campus
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Twilight was born rich and had everything handed to her until she was accepted into Celestia's school.
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>>4715422
OVERTIME!?
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>>4715347
I'M GONNA SQUISH-IT
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>>4715430

See apple can do it beautifully

I can't yet

but that's what practice is for, haha
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D-d-d-dicks.
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>>4715427
ponies should have human penises because human genitals are more aesthetically pleasing. The ponies are too non-feral to warrant anatomically correct genitals.
Please correct this
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>>4715438
>i cant google
http://braeburned.tumblr.com/
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>>4715430
>teats
>sweaty
UNF
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>>4715046
elslowmo pls
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>>4715449
Squish them very softly and they'll make cute noises and wiggle around
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>>4715452
fuck yes
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>>4715452
Unf. and you know Fancy can't say no, Blueblood has enough connections to ruin a man.
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>>4715452

was gonna post but someone beat me to it

anyway

http://braeburned.tumblr.com/post/32383083888/blueblood-showing-fancypants-whos-the-bigger
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>>4715450

How much is a typical commission?
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Got that tablet.
Feels pretty good.
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>>4715458
Never knew Atryl had it in him to do huge breasts.

Best Celestia
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>>4715476
>>4715452
>>4715461
Link it more ways!
https://dl.dropbox.com/u/34098139/UM/NEW..UM/Commish1-2Tum.png
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>>4715484
show me your moves
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>>4715430
well, that's it
no doubt in my mind anymore
given the chance i would fuck a horse with no regrets
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Hey, /co/!
Wasn't Renne quest supposed to be on now?
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>>4715478

Depends what you call typical!
and the content and quality

That one that was just posted was $85
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>>4715484
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>>4715347
I... I need this colored.
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>>4715501
LK's not able to run it today for family reasons, but it's on tommorrow.

>Well there won't be any quest tonight, but it will be on for tomorrow. Should be around the usual starting time, but may be a little earlier. Sorry about the past few weeks, promising double quest days but having stuff turn up.
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>>4715498
Captain pls
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>>4715295

So, does the General prefer horse or human genitalia on their ponies?
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>>4715510
That is a terrible penis
I want nothing to do with it
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>>4715486
Everyone one of his anthros have the exact. same. tits.
I hate them
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>>4715447
at night
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>>4715510
>that Lego hand
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>>4715521
I definitely prefer horsecocks if you're talking about males
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>>4715520
>"fuck im birthing a horse"
OH GOD MY SIDES ARE OBLITERATED
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cant sleep

going to have to take a sick day tomorrow. Probably sick anyway

but at least I have pony

right?
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>>4715521
Human for mares
Horse for stallions
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>>4715504

May be interested at some point...
I just need a good idea first.
Thanks for the answer!
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>>4715334
Daily reminder: Cider does not foam unless it is alcoholic.
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>>4715498

http://fav.me/d5g1bbr
Looks pretty much the same as my other shit though.
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>>4715526
>posting ponies at night
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>>4715521
Horse is the correct answer
Gender is irrelevant. If you want it on one and not the other, you're dumb.
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>>4715430
>Visualization of twilight unwashed
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>>4715526
>>4715544
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>>4715537
But Flim and Flam do understand not to serve it to those with a record.
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>>4715521
>all those humanized responses

Wow. /mlp/ is almost like another world from us.
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what should i do now
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>>4715537
Daily Reminder: Applejack isnt real
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>>4715499

>you will never feel a mare's delicate winking on your penis as she expels copious amounts of warm urine
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>>4715527
That's hilarious.
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>>4715537
Incorrect.

Freshly pressed cider is naturally foamy at first, especially when you start poring it into jugs.

It's the processed shit they sell in stores that doesn't foam.
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>>4715537
I've had sparkling apple cider that was non-alchoholic but foamy. Gooood stuff. Look for Martinellis when you get the chance
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>>4715533
You sure do.

Feel better, ya cunt.
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>>4715520
I fucking knew that first picture looked familiar
I like this series
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>>4715533
Take three vitamin C. RIGHT NOW. Then two more when you get up.
>no Vitamin C in house
You probably don't have a Go Bag in case Yellowstone blows either, do you?
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>>4715548
holy unf
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>>4715577
Pinkie, dont use such language

Its unbecoming of you
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>>4715564
Exactly. MLPG remains self-aware that, yes, these are horses, and yes, we want to fuck them. We don't gloss over things. We don't go into denial. We know it's a cartoon for little girls, starring talking technicolor horses. And we don't give a fuck.
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>>4715430
This is disgusting,
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>>4715584
Man, if Yellowstone blows I'm fucked outright and you probably are too
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>>4715584
its more of a insomnia/nausea/unquenchable anger. But I guess some OJ wont hurt
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>>4715597
>this guy thinks MLPG anons don't like humanized
You should come here during the day time/afternoon
Human pedophiles run rampant
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>>4715597
but I don't want to fuck them
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>>4715597
>yes, these are horses, and yes, we want to fuck them

Uhhh.....I dont. Cuddling is as far as I go
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>>4715604
>tfw in Washinton.
>Jetstream will cause me to only get minorly fucked
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>>4715597
If there's one thing I can't stand in this fandom, it's the porn.

Don't you realize you make all of us look bad?
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>>4715612
>Human pedophiles run rampant
just because you shit up the day threads with this shit doesnt mean you should try and start it up in the night ones.
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>>4715511
So, MLPG - Photoshop help line. I've got a program that converts lineart into this, but the lines are not 100% opacity. How do I make them 100% opacity?

CS6 if it matters.
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>>4715544
>implying you need ponies anyways
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>>4715624
I thought Yellowstone exploding would cause Rainier to go to
Am I the victim of fearmongering?
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>>4715584
>tfw boss has a buggout kit because he is convinced that zombies are a thing that will happen.
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>>4715517
Thanks, I'm not around mlpg, so where can I get this kind of information asap?
And is that tomorrow going to be later today or Friday? Just asking, because > timezones
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>>4715633
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>>4715640
Duplicate the layer and merge it over itself
What program do you have that makes lineart like that?
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>>4715640
If the lineart is not opaque enough, copy and paste it a few times until you get the desired result!

But watch out, you'll also get some artifatcs.
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>>4715597
>horses
>for sexually
anon pls
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>>4715648
Pretty much yes.
They aren't connected.
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>>4715640
Don't you just layer them on top of themselves until you hit full opacity?
Or am I thinking of GiMP?
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>>4715597
Were we ever like this? Perhaps we have simply changed.
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>>4715521
On males I like horsecocks with human balls and a less-than accurate bellend
On females I like a horse pelvic mound and positioning, with human labia and clitoris
I like my buttholes to be a combination of both, with slightly horse buttcheeks that and kind of humany
Because I'm a goddamn inconsistent retard who can't settle on 1 thing and be fine with it
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>>4715597

But they're funny little cartoon horses anon. Real horses scare me.
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>>4715612
I find it strange that there are different kinds of pedophilia.
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>>4715648
Is it bad that I have been having lots of end of the world scenario dreams involving that?
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>>4715640
I'm not sure about this but try making a new layer as a clipping mask and drop a black fill over it?
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>>4715603

your face is disgusting
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>>4715659
Photoshop action set. can't find the thread for it. I'll upload it if you care.
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>>4715630
I'm not a pedophile though, so I'm not going to bring shitty human teen-CMC feels into the night
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good night mlpg
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>>4715642
I need ponies.
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>>4715642

yeah. we got women!

give up your sorcery, /co/. you don't need to be a wizard to be happy.
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>>4715648
>>4715689
what is this all about now?
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>>4715700

Goodnight.
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>>4715667
>>4715660
Yep, that works, thanks.
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>>4715445

>earth ponies have a special connection to the earth
>they have a way of making things grow
>the great city of Manehattan was founded by earth ponies, built by earth ponies
>Stinking Rich saw the old ways disappearing, saw ponies losing their connection to the land
>he moved west, found love, found open lands, and found a new product that just needed some good marketing
>as his business grew, so did his family
>the poverty and lack of hospitals cost him two foals
>he funded the hospital, investing all his profits in that loss-leader
>he nearly lost his wife on the third foal, a runt they named Filthy
>it was his hospital that saved their lives
>he died with modest savings in the bank, passing a charitable legacy and a successful chain of general stores to his only son

>his granddaughter owes literally everything to Applebloom's grandmother
>treats her like a senile waste of hide
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>>4715583
>she remembers nothing the next morning
>and she's too busy complaining of her head pounding like a drum to care
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>>4715694
I would very much appreciate that
Also, >>4715690 is a decent suggestion
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>>4715697
>>4715630
>>4715612
>>4715685

>I don't like Teen Feels
>therefore anyone who does is a pedophile

Fluffy Pony thread please go.
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>>4715445
Equestria is a feudal state after all and unicorns ar top tier
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>>4715703
Fuck you, I will cross the streams whenever I like it.
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>>4715654
Cleverbot doesn't make friends
He makes acquaintances
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>>4715544
There's nothing better to do. Faggot.
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>>4715651
I've been copypasting it over to the speculation thread that's linked in the archive, but so far LK himself's only posted about it in the General.

Vaguely guessing your timezone by your reaction last week, I'd say it'll start late tonight/early Friday
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>>4715702
Here.
Have a horse.
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>>4715721
im offended you included my post in there when i wasnt implying or saying anything of the sort, and even denouncing them for saying it.
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>>4715721
>I want to imagine myself in a romantic relationship with an underaged girl
>but I'm not a pedophile, though
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>>4715592
I'll talk however I [@*#%] want.
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>>4715710
>>4715446
>>4715588

>Eventually she's rendered almost unable to speak, except for a terse "ASPIRIN." or "ALKA-SELTZER." Everything else hurts her head too much.
>She only lets go of her head to punch you if you speak so much as a word and she holds her eyes tightly shut as she lays on the couch, hungover and thoroughly miserable.
>You can't resist.
>"I told you to ease off the wine, didn't I?"
>Thwack!
>"SHUT UP."
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>>4715704
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7as7Ej_U6yU
Someday, everyone is gonna die
You can't let it get to you
but it's not a bad idea to prepare for it
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>>4715714
https://dl.dropbox.com/u/734502/WhiteToTransp.atn
You should be able to just double click it after downloading.

Works in CS6, probably works at least a few versions back.
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>>4715721

we should Teen Feels right fucking now.
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>>4715702
You don't need the pink horse
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>>4715709
Now I want to smack a bitch.
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>>4715739
that isnt what he is saying and you fucking know it you faglord.
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>>4715736

Sorry. I was kind of replying to the exchange as a whole.
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>>4715750
right, we should now teen fucking feels
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>>4715709
>treats her like a senile waste of hide
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>>4715757
I DON'T NEED IT
I DON'T NEED IT
I DEFINITELY DON'T NEED IT..
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>>4715750
>you and teen scootaloo out in the park one fall day, holding hands
>you sit on a park bench and watch the sun start to dip below the horizon
>she leans over to you and kisses you on the cheek
>you embrace her and share a passionate kiss
>a nearby police officer arrests you because she's underaged, you sick fuck
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Red Ribbon can you please draw a sun horse? she is my favorite.
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>>4715739
>Teen feels.
>Anything about sex at all.
>"But Anon, Applebloom had sex in it."
>"'Shut up, voice in my head that tells me to stop when I start making an ass of myself, I am trying to sound important."
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>>4715692
Horsefucker and appledrone
I hope you will quite general along with that faggot.
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>>4715347
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>>4715749
Thank you sir.
Have a pony
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Can someone post that really good gigantic color reference sheet?

I promise to save it this time.
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Just a reminder that if your favorite pony isn't in the main six, you are a filthy brony.
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>>4715790
>tfw too slow
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>>4715792
I don't know if this is full or accurate or what but here you go
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>>4715792
It's in the last thread, man, just go look for it.
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>>4715739

>if I ignore the part where Anon is the same age as her, it makes my argument valid.
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>>4715778

>it's El Jeffe
>he knows you're her age, he's just doing it to screw with you and remind Scoots of her place
>"hey, pinche cabron, that's my boyfriend!"
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>>4715640
Here you go.
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>>4715778
>sixteen through nineteen is still teen
>and legal

Anon, porfis.
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>>4715749
...I'm having trouble getting that. Should it be showing up as a white screen with a line of code running across it, or no?
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>>4715674

When i started watching the show, i never saw the ponies in any sexual way. I spent like 4 months like that until the R34 became more common. I always tried to avoid it because it felt so wrong and i didn't wamt tp see the ponies in that way. Then eventually i started to like it and now here i am still fapping to cartoon ponies and real horses, when before all this MLP thing i only fapped to regular porn.
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>>4715809
>I'll make my self insert the same age
>That justifies my pedophilia
You guys are too easy, I mean, c'mon. I don't even have to try to think up anything, you just bring it to me
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>>4715818
file > save as > (name it something you dofus) > import it in to photoshop or double click it if you saved it with the right filename
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>>4715732
Just for future reference: I'm in the CET
Thanks again, anon

Also, if someone knows Javascript pretty well, I'd like to ask that person to help me out on making a truncated version of 4chanX to work on the threads archived by me.
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>>4715640
open in photoshop -> lock transparent pixels -> d -> clt+backspace -> unlock
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>>4715780
in the style of the pics I've been posting tonight or?
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>>4715801
You can still color yours anon, and I'm sure it'll be twice as good
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>>4715657
I figured out how to slice a bagel into a Moebius strip once. It uses half the cream cheese, but it doesn't toast well.
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>>4715822
are you saying the writers of Gravity Falls are pedophiles since they display Dipper having a crush on Wendy?
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>>4715829
>ctrl
I mean alt
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>>4715837

I think he is.
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>>4715822
>pedophilia
>teen feels
>pedo
>TEEN
You do not know what the word pedophilia means. Stop shit slinging like you know what you are even talking about.
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>>4715831
Can you please draw nightmare horse too (nightmare moon)? or may be you can draw two of them at once, doing something pleasant to each other (if you know what I mean)
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>>4715822
Oh man, is it that time for Rumblescoots again?
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>>4715831
>Oversized Celestia getting squished
I'd like to see that, but I'm not that other guy
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>>4715819

I used to be the same way, I don't think I even fapped to humanized a lot. Then one day I read RGP and saw a certain Applejack picture and it was all downhill from there.

I enjoy what I've become
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>>4715822

>Baby's first troll
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>>4715847
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>>4715847
AN EPHEBOPHILE DESERVES RESPECT
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>>4715757
Rusty can you post some full body screenshots of AJ pls? I somehow only have 2 pictures of her and Pinkie is in the way for each one.
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>>4715826
I'm sorry I'm such a dofus.
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>>4715776
>Diamond Tiara treats Granny Smith like a senile waste of hide
Why yes, anon, I do watch the show.
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I love you mlpg~
Even if you're ruining my life.
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>>4715871
There we go.

If you're going to shitpost, you better check your facts. Carry on.
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>>4715879
Lets fuck
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>>4715873
Applepony is best farmer pony
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>>4715877
>He watches the show.
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>>4715861
Dash in that rubber wonderbolts gimpsuit is what broke me.
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>>4715874
>misspell a word while making fun of someone else for making a mistake
>mfw called out
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>>4715883

D-do you have protection?
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>>4715873
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>>4715858
It's never nap time baby!
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>>4715891
I use Avast
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>>4715873
Here is a fairly good source of vectors for various shit
http://mlp-vectorclub.deviantart.com/
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>>4715902
>not using common sense 2012
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>>4715902
Oh my~
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>>4715899
2cute
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>>4715902
>Avast
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>>4715884
I love that she's holding them and not even curling the end of her hoof around the stick. It looks totally taped on.
>>4715895
>>4715904
Oh sweet biz. I'm going to look through that page for some more. Thanks!
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>>4715888

misspelling is always a one-way tick to Hell.
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>>4715916
But how did Scootaloo end up in the tree?
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>>4715743
>she grabs your wrist as you start to leave, digging her fingers into your skin
>"Wha-?"
>"STAY."
>her grip on you tightens as she grits her teeth and writhes against the sofa cushions, pulses of mind-searing pain pounding through her head
>soon enough, her body slackens as the pain ebbs
>"Nnngh...s-stay..."
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>>4715887

The one where she is getting fucked by Soarin ?
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>>4715925
>one-way tick to Hell.
>trick
Ya beafed it
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>>4715888
One last thing, though. Since I don't want it cluttering up my desktop, which script folder do I put it in, the sample script folder or the utilities folder?
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>>4715887
That one dream broke me.
>doing whatever I usually do in my dreams
>dream-awaken, walk into kitchen to make breakfast
>Pinkie
>Applejack
>Rainbow Dash
>all in the kitchen
>Pinkie humps my leg
>Rainbow presents herself for oral while hovering
>Applejack gives me a blowjob
>wake up to first wet dream in four years

I haven't seen them the same way since. I tried fapping to furry last week. It turned to pone before I could get it up.
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>>4715934
actually it was this one, but i enjoy all 3
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>>4715888
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>>4715936
>tfw Anon totally Soosed it.
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>>4715929
Rumble flew her up
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>>4715945

>wings free

but she could fly away. it needs to restrict her wings.
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>>4715929
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>>4715948
>American schools will not just drop kids off on 4chan to teach them English.
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Would you rest your hand on a pone's back?
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"Why haven't you come to bed, Anon? It's nice and warm."
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What if Scootaloo and Rumble engage in underage booping?
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>>4715961
You're DD is showing
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>>4715942
>mfw came buckets during a dream 69ing with a futa dash
its the closest ill ever get to sexing my waifu
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Make love to the canvas~
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>>4715938
>Saving things to your desktop
I don't think it matters, actually
I deleted the script file and reloaded photoshop and the action was still there. I would leave it somewhere it can easily be found in your photoshop folder in case you need to copy it to a friend or something like that
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>>4715970
I would if i could Sadiq
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>>4715979
then they're both pedophiles
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>>4715975
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>>4715960
>>4715965
Scoots is a lazy filly.

And I thought Rumble was a bit smaller than her judging from Hurricane Fluttershy.

Granted we never got to compare them in that ep since they don't use cripples to move the water.
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>>4715984
Caress it~
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>>4715970
Well, if I were to ever come into contact with a pone I would never stop fucking her, so I'm going to say yes.

Or something.

I would a horse.
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>>4715961
Because she is going to want to fly away wearing a bit gag and a rubber wonderbolts gimp suit with the zipper exposing her dripping used cunt.

no seriously she isnt going to want to because she wants to be there.
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>>4715989
No, one is a Pedofilly and the other is a Pedofoal
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>>4715995
Relax. Let it flow.
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>>4715961

She thinks she is part of the Wonderbolts.
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>>4715992
Rumble can't even fly or whatever. Art is truth.
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>>4715975
>that feel doesn't exist
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>>4715979

>"H-hey, how about I let you boop mine and then you let me boop yours?"
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>>4716003
You can do it~
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>>4716003
Do you ever imagine things?
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>>4716009
DYEWTS
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>>4715998
>She wants Spitfire.
>Spitfire points to the line of stallions.
>"Sorry kid, but you gotta earn this."
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>>4716001
They're both Pedofoals, Rumble is a Pedocolt.

Jesus christ, anon, get your fucking head out of your ass.
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>>4715997
Never? Not even in your sleep? Or out shopping in town?
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>>4715965
I like the elevator method too
>>4715992
They're probably the same size judging from the few times he's standing next to a regular mare/his brother.

Every Pegasus in town was ordered to participate. Scoot probably stayed home and was upset because she wasn't capable of doing it. Poor Scoot
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Name 46 ponies better than Scootaloo
SPOILER
You can't
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>>4715985
Thanks kindly. Next time I get the mad urge to use PS, I'll see what that can do.
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>>4715975

>bed
>not her writhing on the floor in front of the hearth, trying to entice you into joining her
>not telling her that the bed is soft and warm
>not seeing her grin and whisper "so am i"
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>>4716019
Scary things
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>>4716006
my headcanon for that series is that its a part of the rookie hazing ritual. its their job to help the others unwind during a touring season, and then they get to begin actual flight training at the end of the year.
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>>4716038

I hate Sergals, and those shitty knockoff things... the white ones.
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>>4716035
"What a lame greentext, Snarky. I thought you could do better than that."
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>>4716038

>scary monsters
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your favorite pony just sharted
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>>4716025
I would find a way.

I'd order in all my groceries and invent that pill from that one episode of american dad that let you stay awake forever without needing sleep.
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I ship Scootaloo and choc-tacos
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>>4716058
and nice sprites
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>>4716020
Oh I found that .gif without that wonky stallion freaking on the right. Not sure about the quality but it's less weird.
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>>4716043
>Only one rule.
>If you get pregnant, you are out.
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>>4716038
>>4716051
What exactly are they and why are they a thing here?
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>>4715778
>the actual majority of MLPG is teenagers

how about you fuck off you self-righteous asswipe
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>>4716072
>Rainbow Dash can't get pregnant, but she doesn't know that yet
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>>4716072
>implying they dont have magical contraception in equestria.
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>>4716029
Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Rumble and his older brother, Feather Weight, the collective citizens of Cloudsdale, Pound Cake, the Wonderbolts, the Shadow Bolts, Luna, Celestia, Cadence, Derpy, and every background pegasi in the show.

Because they can fly.
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>>4716077

They're just furry fap material but dressed up in layers of edginess.
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>>4716051
You mean the synx?
I'm not a fan of them because I don't like vore
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>>4716029
Twilight Sparkle
Pinkie Pie
Rainbow Dash
Fluttershy
Applejack
Rarity
Big Macintosh
Braeburn
Caramel
Soarin
Fancy Pants
Blueblood
Celestia
Luna
Cadance
Sweetie Belle
Applebloom
Mr Cake
Mrs Cake
Pumpkin Cake
Pound Cake
Pony Joe
Lyra
Bon Bon
Apple Fritter
Cheerliee
Granny Smith
Derpy
Doctor Whooves
Snips
Snails
Trixie
Pokey Pierce
Sapphire Shores
Foto Finnish
Hoity Toity
Spitfire
Shining Armor
Mayor Mare
Daisy
Roseluck
Lily
Aloe
Lotus
Thunderlane
Jackie Chan
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>>4716068

YEOH MY GOD

fuck it, i actually like that album, >wubwub or not.
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>>4716081
pls no, sterile Dash fanon makes me sad.
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>>4716081
>She mentally freaks out every time a stallion unloads in her.
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>>4715932

>You sit by her side, rubbing the back of her hand until she manages to fall asleep.
>she still holds on to your wrist.
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>>4716092
Thats funny
I do, and do.
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>>4716097
She would make a terrible parent anyway.

Look at how she treats that bag of trash Scootaloo.
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>>4716093
>Twilight Sparkle
>Pinkie Pie
>Rainbow Dash
>Fluttershy
>Applejack
>Rarity
>implying this isnt your favorite mane6 ordering
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>>4716093
>Doctor Whooves

Not a pony, he is a Time Purebred
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>>4716096
I THINK YOU AND MY FRIENDS SHOULD HANGOUT ON THE WEEK END
I THINK YOU AND MY FRIENDS SHOULD HANGOUT ON THE WEEK END
I THINK YOU AND MY FRIENDS SHOULD HANGOUT ON THE WEEK END
I THINK YOU AND MY FRIENDS SHOULD HANGOUT ON THE WEEK END
I THINK YOU AND MY FRIENDS SHOULD HANGOUT ON THE WEEK END
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>>4716105
I think Dash would make a fine, if horribly overprotective, parent.
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>>4716093
>foto finnish
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>>4716078
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>>4716118
>foto

The high schooler in me that watched Roots for AP US History is giggling a little.

But never again will I marathon that series in a single day.
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>>4716113

oh, tell me they smear cum on her face, knowing that she can't (or isn't allowed to) wipe it off.
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>>4716124
why is pone speech so much more expressive in S2 than 1?
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>>4716093
>Dr Whooves
>>>/mlp/
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>>4716113
what a disconcertingly jagged zipper...

i don't think i'd be comfortable putting my dick in there with her wearing that
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>>4716093
I don't care what Twilight said, it's still kind of bullshitty that Pound Cake could fly around before Scoot can
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>>4715850
ill see, its kinda getting late
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>>4716101
>in time, her pained expressions softens and her breathing starts to grow calmer
>an almost-indiscernible smile creeps across her lips as she drifts into more peaceful slumber
>she still refuses to release your wrist
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>>4716141
Oh jeezus
she's like a chubby groundhog
this is getting way too adorable for me
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>>4716141
Is the Macho Man never going to stop till he slams all the ponies?!
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>>4716117
This is my headcanon. She'd be a horrible person during pregnancy, desperate to get rid of the foal as soon as it's born.

But she goes through all that pain and anguish and when she sees her little foal for the first time, she's a mother. Her instincts take over and she loves it immediately.
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>>4716141
do splotch butt next!
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>>4715452
wtf is this gay horse shit doin here
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>>4716140

Really. Late-bloomer or not, having a baby that can fly while Scoots is grounded, seems like they're just rubbing salt in the wound.
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>>4716141
Oh
my
gosh
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>>4716134
More time I bet. Instead of having to build everything from scratch for the onset of S2 they were used to Flash by S2 and had more tome to play around with it.

I don't have the /gif but in SS when Sweetie is disowning Rarity for skipping out on the event there's so many frames her face goes through, tears in some, looking away sadly....really done nice
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>>4716155
she is the element of loyalty, i cant see her having anything but complete devotion to the little foal.
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>>4716141
thank you!
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If they asked you to, would you play with pone's floppy cock, rolling it around and kneading it with your hands even if it didn't grow stiff?
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>>4716155

>She tries to hide the fact she didn't want to be a mother from her child
>When she finally DOES tell them, she's terrified that her precious, beautiful baby will hate her.
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>>4716152

the Macho Man doesn't slam, jack. not like the Hulkster does, dude. where were you when the Hulkster slammed the eighty-billion pound Nightmare Moon in front of googolplex screaming Hulkamaniacs, brother?
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>>4716152
Macho Man Randy Savage
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>>4716173
How big is it in inches?
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>>4716099
>she likes the thrill and danger
>she keeps fucking stallions throughout her proper Wonderbolts career, and is always first in line for any recruited colts
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My headcanon is that horses have tails.
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>Wearing clothes

>Not for long
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>>4716185
Up to you. Though 24 is a good starting point.
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>>4716173
Would you grasp it by the base, before whirling it around and smacking it against a wall to make it stick?
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>>4716179
Well it's a good thing the Macho Man has his best wrestlepartner.
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>>4716194
Only if the fat head splats larger as it flattens against the hard surface, making the pony giggle and tell me to do it again.
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>>4716185
37.5"
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>>4716194
>gooey extend-o stretch toy

Endless fun until it got all dirty and snapped at the base
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>>4716193
>>4716203
Soft? Dayum.
>>
www.youtube.com/watch?v=111kvFpeK64

man, this really goes to show how simplistic and boring the writing in the show really is

why do i watch this piece of shit
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>>4716208
>not washing it properly to get the most out of it before it broke
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>>4716173
Of course it won't grow stiff. I trained him better than that. His droopy, drippy, unsheathed cock is his way of telling me he is mine.
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>>4716187

>she's usually an out-rotation member and rarely gets to fly in formation
>but she does get the uniform, and she does get the title of trainer
>which is just an excuse to "inspect and train" new recruits
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>>4716201
Of course
And then it would slowly peel off, before finally letting go all at once, and snapping back towards you, making you flinch out of its way.
And then your parents get mad at you for leaving horsecockhead shaped splotches all over the walls
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>>4716175
>Rainbow Dash has four or five more and she lavishes each of them with overbearing attention and love
>she is a literal helicopter parent, hovering over each one during her daily weather patrols
>they all have different fathers
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>>4716193
Which pony is this and how big would he get aroused?
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>>4716201
That is how pony stallions catch their mates. They smack mares with them and pull them in like with a lasso.
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>>4716216
And are his cum-swollen balls more proof that you own him? Does he thank you for edging him and letting him keep all his lovely spunk churning hotly within him?
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>>4716223
What pony is your favorite? And how large is your limit?
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CRUDE STEW DO YOU FEEL IT APPLEBLOOM
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>>4716159
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>>4716218
>and she's always waiting in the showers for a post-show orgy
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>>4716142
say 'cheese.'
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>Silent too long.
>Better help edge it alo-
>>4716249

Whelp.
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>>4716241
Any cute male will do and as long as he can still move it's fine.
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>>4716249
and to think this started because of obama
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>>4716255
hey, don't let me stop you. I can always add to it.
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>>4716259
Just like socialism.

Lol.
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>>4716194
Muh childhood
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>>4716259
Obama is love
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>>4716259
>I could have made more jobs.
>But instead I made teen feels.

FOUR MORE YEARS!
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>>4716246
Those are some blocky fingers.
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>>4716272
thats the point
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>>4716246
Now Sunguard.
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>>4716255
wait, don't go!
I can keep going if you can
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>>4716255
more sir


FUCK YOU AND YOU CAPTCHA MOOT
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>>4716234
Yes. In the past I had to use a large collection of vibrators and other devices to train him and keep him from coming. Now the only things it takes to put him on edge and keep him there is the sound of my voice, the sensation of my touch, and the feel of his limp cock dripping submissively.
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>>4716247

>she's always got time to meet if a new recruit wants to work through some issues
>and nobody else could give the fans the same level of inside access as her
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>>4716270

At least my candidate isn't a moron.
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>>4716281
Actually it's getting late and work in the morning.
And my boss doesn't believe me that I am sluggish because I was writing MLP fanfiction all night.
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>>4716286
I think you meant Mormon.
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>>4716294
I still don't think that means you're gonna leave.
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>>4716294

you should give him some to read.
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>>4716294
>convert you boss
>?????
>prophet
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>>4716273
I don't get it.
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>>4716285
>dozens of sex tapes from con flings, fan meetups, and reporter interviews
>Dash is upset only because she doesn't have her own copies
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>>4716297
He didn't.
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>>4716300
Damn you
I can get away with 3 hours of sleep, I swear.
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>>4716306
Wreck it Ralph.

He is gonna wreck all those ponies.
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>>4716306
i started drawing someone holding pinkie pie and suddenly the hands looked like that so im like, shit, okay, its gonna be wreck it ralph hands
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>>4716314
sexually
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>>4716314
Well in that case, aren't those hands way too small?

His fingers are bigger than his head
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>>4716314
That's Honk-it-Hank, dude. He's gonna honk them.
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>>4716308
What kind of hot dogs does Pinkie enjoy?
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>Slugbox is doing Adventure Time art now
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>>4716314
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>>4716305
>Boss has friends who work at Hot Topic.
>Knows much about the ponies.
>I can literally see his blood pressure increase when he mentioned it.
>Has enough tats to make a sailor cringe.
>Is basically a viking.

I won't take my chances.
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>>4716327

no, you fool, it's clearly Annihilate-It Aristotle.
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>>4716335
>Slugbox makes things lankier
>show style is already lanky
They're going to be more noodly than Ross' Fluttershy
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>>4716333
The sugary-est ones.
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>>4716327
Like all those astronauts and their amazing honks?
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Rarity is best pony.
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>>4716339
>Does not recognize Terminate it Ted.
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>>4716339
>Aristotle annihilating the ponies
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>>4716323
But Luna isn't a videogame character.

This crossover doesn't make any sense.
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http://purpletinker.deviantart.com/journal/Help-raise-money-4-DAY-OF-PINK-with-Tink-in-a-Box-3281501
66

Jesus fucking christ.

I know it is for a good cause but still.
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>>4716141
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>Before Watchmen
>Rorschach
>That review
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>>4716350
>this will never be true
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>>4716357
>ded link
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>>4716333
She likes the silliest ones.
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>>4715833
did a different one. Roseluck is a very messy pony.
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>>4716297

I don't really have anything against Mormons personally. The ones I've met have all been absolutely lovely people, and honestly, as long as you're not fucking little kids or killing people, you can follow whatever religion you want.

But using "I saved the Salt Lake City Olympics" in LONDON and expecting that to be a selling point on your presidential campaign is nothing short of stupid.
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>>4716363
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>>4716363

>Fangoria

i don't know what you were expecting
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>>4716349
THE EARTH IS FLAT CONFIRMED
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>>4716356
in b4 Gamer Luna
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>>4716364
Shut your whore mouth.
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>>4716338
>talk to him about ponies
>non-stop
>increase his blood pressure steadily
>dies of a heart attack
>you become new boss
>decide to take down rival company
>destroy rival company
>company keeps growing and growing
>you are now running multi-national company
>resign
>write feel stories about ponies
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>>4716362
Oh no, the princess is in distress!
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>>4716370
This thing... This thing is perfect.
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>>4716373
Also, he hates everyone who has an income less than 200k/p.a.
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So the fluffy pony thread has apparently spent the evening discussing how their greentext stories are now capable of a greater depth and complexity.

Just thought you all should know.
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>>4716392
Not until you've seen the squid version.
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>>4716363
>thin ink lines
>not glorious splotchface

I can't even.
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>>4716386
dont worry princess I'll save you
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>>4716398
I wonder what these guys will end up writing.
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>>4716395
>Mitt Romney will never get below 200 Kilo-Pascals
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>>4716400
>some kind of bright green sauce

AH! Kill it!!!
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>>4716369
>Linkify in charge of converting long links
Just copypaste it, doofus.
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>>4716398
I didn't want to know.
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>>4716369
it worked fine for me
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>>4716398
Why should we care? We didn't create fluffy ponies.
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>>4716400
Mspaint ponies pls
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>>4716412
It was initially titled "aliendogs" so your guess is as good as mine as to what the sauce is.
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>"Come on in anon, the waters might bit cold today"
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>>4716398
So, they're going to try to write characters to whom you can actually relate and with whom you actually sympathise...and then cut off their wings and kill their mother in front of them?

Groundbreaking.
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>>4716417
Wow
Wow
Wow
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>>4716398
>eventually they find they have more creative freedom if they are just normal ponies
>but fluffy
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>>4716417
...
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Was the person drawing all those Cute Chubby ponies earlier the same person who made Red Ribbon? Sorry if I missed that.
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>>4716417
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>>4716411
This is unacceptable!
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>>4716357
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>>4716431 >>4716435

But we didn't. It was Fluffy who created fluffy ponies.
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>>4716438
yeah
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>>4716417
are you saying this out of shame or do you just not know?
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>>4716444
Ah cool I thought so. I like her.
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>>4716357
Twink in a box
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>>4716427
*doki *doki *doki

Ok if you want t-too
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>>4716442
Keep telling yourself that.
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>>4716427
no worries
we can huddle up for warmth
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>>4716398

>begins as cute/happy, dumb and accident-prone fuzzy animal that manages to get itself killed in comical ways despite its owners' best attempts to keep it alive
>First goes the loving owner, replaced with resignation and callous disregard for its health and well-being.
>then goes the attempts to keep it alive, AND accidental death, replaced with deliberate harm and borderline-psychopathy.
>then cute/happy is replaced with "universally hated vermin"
>now they're not even dumb anymore.

They've completely removed it from everything that made it what it was.

They've finally killed it.

Thank God.
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>>4716442
>Fluffy creates fluffy ponies
>we do greentexts about it being stupid as shit
>'fluffy pony drowns' becomes a thing
>move to /mlp/
>edgy piss sees it and thinks the point is to kill them
>fluffy pony generals
Fluffy made them, yeah, but we opened the gates of hell whether you like it or not.
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>>4716451
W-why would you do that?
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>>4716442
>implying fluffy isn't an integral part of the MLPG community

Sh-she's just taking a bit of a break is all...
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>>4716442
we wrote the original greentexts
the blood is on our hands
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>>4716442
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>>4716458
Did the gore stories not happen until after the move to /mlp/? Feels like it was before that but I guess that's not really possible.

Man this shit is all blurring together.
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>>4716442
As much as I've never liked fluffy pony shit, it is MLPG's fault for writing those stupid loldrowns stories. So yeah MLPG kinda created how they are known today.
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>>4716454
That feel when you were the first one to joke about them being stupid and prone to death.

That feel when you wrote the first greentext of one drowning in amusing circumstances.

That feel of horror as I watched it all spiral out of control.

It was just supposed to be your average shit posting. It was never supposed to leave that thread.


Oh god I'm so sorry.
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>>4716447
Yeah its me, I'm still here though I don't know if I'll draw anymore tonight, I might do a couple but it's getting late
Thank you though!
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>>4716459
Because rapidash is best pone
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If I ever learn to draw, Marker is getting a diaper in place of the cape.

I don't even like diapers.
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>>4716462
would you fuck all of them?
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>>4716460
>She
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>>4716464
We were still in our greentext-happy phase with lots of Tabasco, Coke, and Fluffy pone greentexts popping up. They snagged the Fluffy ponies and we halted almost immediately.
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>>4716430
They're in such a strange place these days. They write endless greentext stories, but can't produce anything resembling entertainment.

I'm not saying fluffy pony was ever a work of genius, but when we still had ahold of it, we at least understood how to use them for jokes or >feels.
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>>4716473
Six inches tall bro.
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>>4716434

>and later down the line, they remove the fluffiness altogether
>stories are now about torturing and raping foals and fillies
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>>4716466
YOU FUCKED UP
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>>4716474

So, have you purchased any pony merch?
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>>4716470

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

HA
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>>4716466
This happens to me all the time. Everytime I make a joke it's turned into a fetish for the next 6 weeks. Sorry.
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>>4716474
>implying

Prove me wrong.

You're move, atheists.
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>>4716483
>Everything regresses back to what Disco was doing with scootaloo months ago
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>>4716427

How good do you think the average pony is at swimming ?
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>>4716461

Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa.

"We?"

I never wrote any of that shit.

As far as I recall, this is YOUR fault, bucko.
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>>4716430
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>>4716466
This is the one mark you will ever make on the world
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>>4716486

Totally didn't mean to link to that post.
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>>4716461
>Blood is on our hands
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>>4716481
They're pretty disproportionate in that pic. Marker is a normal pone, fluffy would probably be the size of Coke and Tabasco being smaller. Dunno about Pizza.
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>>4716486
see
>>4716451
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>>4716494
We.
As in several of us.
MLPG.
We are MLPG.
And by association, so are you.
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First time drawing a pony with guide circles. How bad is it?
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>>4716493
Well the pegasus in the water during Hurricane Fluttershy looked pretty retarded, so I'd wager not very.
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>>4716508

Better then anything I've ever done.
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Can we stop talking about fluffy ponies? It's giving me the urge to greentext them doing something adorable but if I do then it'll just get bastardised by whichever one of you faggots posts regularly in the fluffy general
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>>4716494
You don't have to participate in the stories to be a part of "we," bro. You don't have to participate in anything. Just being here makes you "we."
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>>4716483
>>4716492

>Someone asks what about writing torture and filly-fiddling makes them any different from the Dark Equestria Threads
>"Good point," says a formerly-fluffyfag
>And that's how all the Fluffy Pony threads were perma-banned for CP
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>>4716508
Her front legs are trapezoids.
Not bad for your first go though, not bad.
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>>4716461
I firmly believe that it was 2-3 faggots circlejerking over edgy retard-horse murder. The fact that they all ended the same sort of proves that it was all written by the same people.
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>>4716508
would give it a 7/10 if its your 1st time
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>>4716488
That happened with me and Chrysalis' clit-claws.
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>>4716519
what the hell is Dark Equestria?
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>>4716486

Australian Collector's Edition
My Little Sweetheart
Comics on preorder
First season boxset on preorder
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>>4716519
>Just as Jay finished his Fluffy Pony story.
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>>4716493
Fairly decent, although it's only been Pegasus ponies swimming, and Dash knows how from her skyswim even though she got swept away and likely could have drowned in the dam break from mare do well.

Scoot swam pretty well underwater in S1
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>>4716522
>The fact that they all ended the same
That was the joke anon. The joke was that they always found a way to drown.
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>>4716508
>2.75 MB
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>>4716336
When's that movie coming out, anyway?
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>>4716486
I wish i could but i cant. There's no pony merchandise or anything pony related near here
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>>4716540
Yeah but the CMC were wearing flippers, that's like cheating.
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>>4716517

I keep a folder in my drive of all the old fluffy pony stuff we made, before shit turned really bad.

I don't open it or look inside anymore. I let them rest there, in peace.
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>>4716544
>photograph
>png
you're surprised?
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>>4716522
They were upping the ante on the deaths because they wanted the stories to stop altogether due to them being pretty common
Kind of like how the person spamming the Twilight chocolate milk thing constantly ensured that it would be hated and not posted anymore
It's just that the piss caught on to the shitposting fluffy stories about over-the-top death and stuck to them
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>>4716525
It's a fairly good idea, Anon. So are the fluffy ponies, after all.
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>>4716541
>tfw broke new ground and had the little fucker burn to death when a BBQ fell on it.
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>>4716525
Chrysalis goes fishing.
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>>4716550
>deleting anything in your pony folder
>ever
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>>4716508
Not bad, keep at it bro
if you're really into drawing, please just don't start drawing because of ponies, i mean come on man
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>>4716457
Even the non-abuse stories that they call "hugbox" are really more about apathy and self-inserting than anything else.

>>4716464
There were a few things hinting at it before the move, but they were buried by the general flow of MLPG. Once it had a chance to get out in the piss, it spiraled out of control.

>>4716466
It's not your fault, bro. It was just another dumb MLPG thing, no one knew what it would become. It was supposed to run its course over about a month and be gone.
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>>4716558
We can still have the memories.
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>>4716560
>don't start drawing because of ponies

Why not?
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>>4716557
>"I-I WAS JUST TRYING TO COOL OFF!"
>'G-GET THIS THING OFF OF ME THIS I-INSTANT!"
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I just feel bad for MixerMike
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>>4716491
LMJ please. Faggot, thanks to you, I'll never be able to see that phrase the same again
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>>4716508
Yes out of 10.
Continue drawing.
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>>4716493
SHOO BEE DOO. SHOO SHOO BEE DOO.
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>>4716564
114/10
My shit is in space.
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>>4716522
>>4716541
>>4716554

The difference between the way we did it and they way THEY do it now, is that we always treated it as a bit of lighthearted, silly, if a bit dark, slapstick humor. Short, one-post long, with a punchline at the end.

Now it's just psychopaths and pedophiles writing their own wank-material and calling it "black comedy," and when they get called out on that and kicked out, they make up some shit about it being "a parody."
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>>4716558

fuck i remember that game
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>>4716571
ˢᵐᵃᶫᶫᵉʳ
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>>4716571
thumbnail as fuck
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>>4716549
I guess it does. But I'd wager they swim just fine without them.

It was a golden opportunity to give Scoots literal water wingies on her wings but they didn't
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>>4716565
Because what will happen once pone eventually ends? Will your interest in drawing dry up? He just wants you to draw for yourself wanting to draw, not for the purpose of drawing pone.
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>>4716565
Because then you're just a fan of the fandom
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>>4716545
Nov. 2nd
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>>4716560
Are there any wrong purposes to start drawing for?
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>>4716586
Attention
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>>4716586
Revenge...
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>>4716586
Sex
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>>4716586
Fluffy pony general
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>>4716528
a writefag general about stories that are supposed to show Equestria in a dark light. Unfortunaly, most of them lack creativity so it's mostly foal-rape
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>>4716564
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>>4716576
The sad thing about it is, we did it to be funny, yes.

They do it and I honestly think they find shit like Zippocat quality comedy.
Like, they literally torture and kill animals to get ideas for their stories.
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>>4716246
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>>4716586
Love
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>>4716576
They used to be just kind of dim and accident prone once.

I really don't want to know what they are now
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>>4716561

Fluffy Pony stories started going downhill when they stopped having its owner actually care about it.
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>>4716586

God's love
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>>4716583
I dunno, I think that might be a little pessimistic. Maybe drawing ponies will kindle a passion for art he never knew he had.
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>>4716586
MLPG
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>>4716600
Sometimes you need to look into the abyss.
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>>4716594
>dark equestria
>no grimdark
christ, they really do lack creativity
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>>4716600

>tfw you tried telling them the only three things that were ever "Canon" about fluffy ponies were "Cute, Dumb and Accident-Prone."
>tfw nobody listened and eventually you had to bail out.
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>Fluffy Ponies we had.
>But we gained something better.
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>>4716603
And really, is it better to never draw at all instead of drawing because of pone then stopping?
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>>4716603
>tfw it did for me

But I still have trouble drawing stuff, like I'm not that bad but I just can't move arm on paper gud
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derpy is a very ugly pony
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>>4716603
Wasn't meant to be pessimistic, just a question. Drawing for the purpose of pone might actually make him interested in pursuing it further, and I hope it does. It's just that if you drive to draw is always just ponies then it's kind of fruitless in the end.
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>>4716612
>ores an' shit
my sides have achieved geosynchronous orbit
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>>4716614
That's a Shakespeare quot right?
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Like what you see anon~
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>>4716516
>>4716520
>>4716524
>>4716560
>>4716569
I also drew this with LK's butt guide.
I'm not really into drawing. I just have idea and things I want to be able to put on paper.

>>4716544
>camera
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>>4716597
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>>4716621
I dont care what anyone thinks, i love g1 ponies
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>>4716619
It's a dwarf, so 'ores and shit' is likely very literal.
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>>4716626

Potential
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>>4716621
why do the toys always look so bad
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>>4716605
shit,,,
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>>4716612
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>>4716628

I like the fact it has the cutie mark on both sides of the toy.
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>>4716621
>no butt-cheeks
>no genitals
>not even a flank

AND YET IT STILL AROUSES ME!
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>>4716608
Isn't kind of contradictory?
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>>4716621
Even the japanese ones seem better

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GdfAoE9__g
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>>4716483
The weirdest part is that it's not even about MLP ponies anymore. They're still divided into pegasus, unicorn, and earth types, but these days they're drawn with realistic hooves and everything's set firmly in the real world.

>>4716596
No one remembers that it was all a joke. And I think that the current thread has links to videos of animal traps for "inspiration".

>>4716601
What everyone forgets is that the first amputation story was based on the premise of the owner deciding that it was necessary for his fluffy ponie's safety; it was more serious than the stuff that came before, but it was still supposed to be an inherently ridiculous idea, that quadruple-amputation was the only way to keep one alive. There wasn't supposed to be any satisfaction in the thing's suffering.
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>>4716642
>Is is lava that could flood the entire block...
>Or is it delicious alcohol?
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>>4716603
You know, drawing and posting and reading ponies here gave me a passion for anatomy and trying not to fuck up a drawing because of laziness.
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>>4716646
I think Hasbro got lazy
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>>4716642
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>>4716649
It's still possible to be dark and not grimdark, anon.
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>>4716611
It's like fire. When you can't put it out, all you can do is let it burn. I wish it would smolder and die off but it's just sinking into more and more depravity. At least it's happening across the street and not in here.
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>>4716650
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GdfAoE9__g
Man, I'm a sucker for stop-motion.
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Did some say Dwarven husbando?
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>>4716617

i disagree
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>>4716654
Just being in MLPG for so long has really brought back that love for art I used to have when I was younger but lost along the way.

I love it.
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>>4716606
>>4716611
Don't post in the threads if you can help it, it only encourages them. Makes them feel persecuted and self-righteous. Just report them for being unrelated to the board.

Although admittedly, posting in there is almost guaranteed to get them to waste half their thread flipping their shit.
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>>4716650

my ritur pony
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>>4716626
Then, aren't you actually into drawing, as it serves that purpose?
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>>4716661
Wait, what? you said they lacked because they had no grimdark
>>4716608
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>>4716665
>derpy regularly brings home other people's mail from work
>you both like to have sex on top of it and then send it out the next day
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>>4716665
Isn't having sex with someone that special technically be pedophilia?
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>>4716649
>>4716661

"Dark" is when you deal with unpleasant things in a work as a legitimate element of the story.

"Grimdark" has started to mean being over the top grim and edgy, for the sake of being grim and edgy.
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>>4716665
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>>4716649
sorry, wrong word
horror

there should be more pone horror stuff
like renne quest
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>>4716666
I thought you were in God's choir, quad-satan.
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>>4716601
>tfw got yelled at for trying to mix fluffy with another story set the general loved.
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>>4716664
>you will never have a sexy cutebold handmaiden
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>>4716651
Have you seen some of the fluffy abuse pics. few things still rustle me these days, that's one of them
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>>4716673
I'm not into drawing. I saw everyone else drawing and decided I might as well try my hand at it before the show was over. Maybe it will get me ready for the next thing to catch my attention.
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>>4716676
katawa shoujo players confirmed for pedophiles
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>>4716678
>She managed to cuff her right arm to her tail.
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>>4716676
It would probably just be statutory rape because she lacks the mental capacity.

Etiher that, or sex laws are thoroughly stupid.

In any case, she's not technically a child therefore it's not pedophilia.
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>>4716661
Speaking about grimdark, I've never seen the term abused so much as it is on derpibooru.
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>>4716690
i think he meant mentally not physically
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>>4716696
>sex laws are thoroughly stupid
DING DING DING, WE HAVE A WINNER!
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>>4716690
Are you talking shit about mah waifu?
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>>4716685
How about a cute sexbold handmaiden?
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>>4716679
There used to be some, but horror sort of died out in the fiction part of the fandom. It's all labeled under "grimdark" which mainly consists of shit like war, gore, death, that kind of shit, to the point where you just kind find any of it. But I'll show them, I'll show THEM horror this upcoming Halloween.
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>>4716673
Can;t we just draw just for fun?
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>>4716702
>You made her feel special in her happy place.
>She likes it when you make her feel special in her happy place.
>She was told by someone that it was bad to feel like this.
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>>4716707
>tfw drawing starts to not feel like fun
;_;
i want to draw for fun again damnit
instead of worrying about how bad i am
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>>4716703
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>>4716704
I would much prefer a handy cutebold sexmaiden.
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>>4716707

>fun
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>>4716698
The term really is abused. They attribute grimdark to stuff that they are trying to do seriously. Grimdark was created as a term to describe ridiculously over the top stuff that never really took itself seriously. 40K is what it is because they know it's ridiculous and they try to be as ridiculous as possible. Anyone mimicking that while not knowing they're being ridiculous is just retarded.
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>>4716686
I check in the fluffy threads every now and then to see how they've progressed. Silently watching, reporthing, waiting for them finally disappear.

>>4716662
Exactly. The weirdest part is that they've actually developed a weird internal conflict: They've realized that posting too much torture porn gets their threads deleted, so some try to avoid it in favor of "hugbox", while the worst posters still go for abuse. The result is that the threads have become some sort of strange, undead creature, apathetic and without any real understanding of why they're all still hanging around.
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>>4716689
>>4716707
Ah, I guess I don't feel like "into drawing" conveys much meaning. I hear it as "drawing as Hobby+".
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>>4716706
Horror is a very difficult genre to do well in. Unfortunately, this autistic fandom can't even come close to it, thinking gore is the way to go
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>>4716678
>"Oh, Anon! Do you like-"
>she stumbles over herself as she tries to step towards you with her knees stuck together
>"Wah-!"
>she falls flat on her face, her knees propping up her lower body and causing her sizeable rear to stick up into the air
>"Ow..."
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>>4716673
>>4716689
>>4716719
Bah, I'm tired. I'm not drawing for the sake of drawing. I'm drawing to do justice to the ideas I have in my head.
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>>4716691

>She may not always get right, but she always tries just to make you happy.
>>
>You will never be r63 AJs farmhand
>He will never rape and abuse you when he gets drunk
>He will never remember any of it the next morning
>You will never be so desparate for a job that you don't leave/tell the authorities
>femMac knows what's going on but doesn't get in the way because "better you than her"
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>>4716707
There will come a point when drawing stop being fun, it literally happens to everyone. the trick is to persevere when it does happen.
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>>4716712
>lemons
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>>4716722
>She tries to scoot herself around with her wings.
>All she does in manage to press her face deeper into the ground.
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>>4716722
>You then put your dick into her barhhole
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>>4716727
i feel like that, sometimes its really hard for me to draw, shit sucks
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>>4716725
Would AB join in when he saw what was going on?
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>>4716713
>you will only ever experience cute maidenbold handsex
>minus the cute and maidenbold
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>>4716720
i'll echo that anon before
Renne quest is probably one of the better examples of horror in pone that i have seen so far
it gets gory sometimes but LK's main goal is to tell a story while making uss piss ourselves at the same time
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>>4716727
I don't feel like it ever happened. But I do take spontaneous breaks from time to time.
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>>4716601
>>4716681

>tfw you wrote a bait-and-switch story that only involved fluffy pony at the very last second
>tfw you can never post that story ever again for fear that the FPG will get their hands on it.
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>>4716712
mary sues don't count i'm kidding, good taste
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>>4716722

would you pick her up and carry her to the bedroom like a lady, or take her there, bent over like animals?
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>>4716710
>age of consent +1 month boyfriend
>age of consent -1 month girlfriend
>he sends her a text message with erotic themes
>he is now a pedophile
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this thread is now haunted
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>>4716720
There used to be a club on deviantart called H.P. Lovecolt. It had Lovecraft styled stories in it and they were great. Not too much emphasis on death too. I don't think it has that much traffic anymore but I think it's still around.
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>>4716747
>What are Romeo and Juliet Laws?
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>Go chill with a girl
>have a crush on her
>confess feelings
>says she's not ready
>spend 4 hours trying to change her mind
>end up sleeping in another room than her that night
>come back home
>Somehow get hives
>take benedryl
>pass out
>wake up after 5 hours
>no text or messages
>decide to MLPG

So how are you guys doing? Have some sleepy pone
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>>4716743
We have our skeletons, Anon...
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All this talk of drawing is making me feel guilty.
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>>4716739
I want to get into that but I never get around to it. Is it really worth the read?
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How big do you like your pony cock MLPG?

I like them when they touch the ground soft.
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>>4716749
A
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>>4716718
>the threads have become some sort of strange, undead creature, apathetic and without any real understanding of why they're all still hanging around

Anyone else get a weird sense of deja vu?
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>>4716749
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>>4716754
>spend 4 hours trying to change her mind
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>>4716727
As a writefag, I'm going through this with writing now, shit fucking sucks,
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>>4716762

We have the promise of a new season to sustain us. We actually talk about show-related shit when the show's on.

The FPG literally has no reason to be here.
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>>4716746
I like derpy spoilertext when she gets cold feet but can't express her wishes adequately/can't convince the guy to stop, and ends up crying while he's ramming her.
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>>4716757
Then, draw me a panka?
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>>4716739
I guess it's time for me to finally figure out how questing works.
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>>4716728
Better than sex, right?
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>>4716764
>no transparency

0/10
am not scared
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>>4716771
>promise of a new season

At the moment all we have is the promise that we will be promised a new season.

The new season is engaged to be engaged to us.
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>>4716754
>spend 4 hours trying to change her mind
You know that'll just make things worse, right?
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>>4716746

Treat her like a lady of course.
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>>4716758
very very much so
he put so much work into it and there are mysteries we are still trying to solve
just make sure that you download the threads that are available to do so so that you can listen to the audio whenever it is in a post
the newer ones have a script that lets you listen to them in the browser
only 18 sessions so far and they aren't too long so you can catch up quick
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>>4716753
What ARE Romeo and Juliet laws?
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>>4716772

i remember something like that, with all the ponies. that they don't have any concept of rape, so a mare would be crying uncontrollably to a guard that anon had sex with her even though she didn't want to, and he just couldn't understand her.
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>>4716739
you know what's funny?
Raisin Quest does horror best imo, and it's not even supposed to be strictly horror

the potential consequences for failure are so dire that every tense moment fills you and your fellow players with despair. and one thing I think it does better than Renne Quest is making dangerous encounters actually seem dangerous.
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>>4716789
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Statutory_rape#Romeo_and_Juliet_laws
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>>4716760
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>>4716754
>spend 4 hours trying to change her mind
Holy shit son. Did you spoke for 4 hours straight? Or did you pop up in her room every 15 minutes, saying "Ready yet"?
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>>4716787
>no link
i'm a butt
https://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/GeneralArchive/RenneQuest/RenneArchive.html
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>>4716754

>spend 4 hours trying to change her mind
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>>4716754
I have the perfect shirt for you, anon:
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/915798840/friendzone-tees
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>>4716753
>>4716789
Largely ignored where I live, if the news reports can be believed.
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>>4716754
>4 hours
Welcome to the next few years.
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>>4716793
>Human dick
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>>4716746
pick her up
derpy deserves a proper lovin'
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>>4716722
I swear to god, there better be a pomf and a what are we going to do on the bed.
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>accidentally posting ref links just gives you a warning now instead of banning
Awesome!
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>>4716703
Rin's route made me cry, honestly. She's my favorite because of how much I relate to her, she's a lot like me and it really caught me off guard.
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>>4716797
>$50.00
>pledged of $3,000 goal
Hah!
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>>4716790
>Wait, so he had sex with you and you are bothering me why?
>Oh, oh oh, you didn't want it...right right, listen pumpkin, why don't you just leave us to guard against ACTUAL crimes for once and stop crying.
>Ciao.
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>>4716760
>that blush
Would you teach him to accept his new place in life?
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>>4716791
The situations are dire and stressful, yeah
But I tend to be more legitimately frightened when LK is ramping up to something new
And as for despair, that thing with the corpse stack... I might need therapy after that
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>>4716754

>have a mild crush on a girl who moved in with your buddy
>they smoke a lot of weed, she leaves her underwear all over the apartment
>make a move under the influence of a second-hand high
>no response
>find out she doesn't want to see you again because "she doesn't feel safe with [you] around."
>nevermind that you have at least a foot and 100 pounds on her, and if you had wanted to force her to do something, you easily could have.
>she turns into a massive drama queen about it, more or less forbidding you to ever come near her again or come to the apartment, while simultaneously saying she "doesn't want to wreck you and [your buddy.]'s friendship."
>it's total bullshit
>but, respect her wishes and don't go near her again because you realize now it was a stupid idea anyway and it's time to accept the consequences.

Some women just aren't worth the effort, Anon.
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>>4716790

I remember that

Wonder how mares would react when they saw you around town.
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>resting your hand on pony's head
>cupping your palm against her cheek
>sifting your fingers between the locks of her mane
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>>4716801
>anon became his penis
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>>4716762
Like >>4716771 said, we're waiting on the new season. They're not even dealing with show-related material anymore.

That being said, they are like a terrible, twisted shadow of us. It's just that our focus on actual pony and quality content keeps us alive, instead of in some sort of state of undeath.
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>>4716768
>>4716782
>>4716794
>>4716796
>>4716800

Yes I know. Fucking bitches with their "I wanna say yes, but, I just don't know." or "It's not you its me" bullshit.

If she doesn't want to date a 6' 2" male with over $40,000 worth of stock investments who is also debt free then I guess there isn't anything left.

I've been shot down twice this month.

I think it's time to make a tulpa...
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>>4716813
please don't make me remember that
that was some Corpse-Party level despair

but even that can't match the despair of when Pinkie Pie was crushed
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I want pictures of ponies. Ponies with small dicks.
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>>4716802
>>4716784

well, then.

would you keep the handcuffs on? would you keep her hands behind her head, arms up, so that you could run your tongue over her sides, her breasts, and her armpits? or, would you take them off, telling her that she doesn't have to use any gimmicks or do anything special to please you?
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>>4716815
>Trying to get with someone who clearly wants nothing to do with you
>Being surprised when they dont want to hang around you
Are you really that dumb?
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>>4716817
You fucking stop that right now.

My heart can't take it...
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>>4716815
Fight fire with fire and do you buddy some good at the same time.
Trick him into believing she is cheating on him.
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>>4716805
>Katawa Sushi made me cry

Christ /mlp/ I knew you were all a bunch a girls but this is too much.
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>>4716821
you do not wanna go down the tulpa road anon trust me
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>>4716717
>40k is just pretending to be retarded
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>>4716815
Yeah, because she totally wants to hang around a guy that's going to spend all his time trying to have sex with her when she has no interest in him. That sounds like a great time.
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sorry mlpg, i am very tired so i will finish doing some more of these and stuff tomorrow

goodnight
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>>4716831
I got halfway through Rin's route and I got bored
nothing interesting ever happened
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>>4716821
Just dehumanize.
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>>4716817
I-I wasn't ready for this feel.
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>>4716827

>clearly

That's where you're wrong. I didn't find out I had no chance until I made my move.
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>>4716822
>when Pinkie Pie was crushed
That's another thing that I noticed
I think LK shot himself in the foot by making this quest completely free of established characters
The emotional connection isn't as strong
Except for Saffron ;_;
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>>4716841
no wait, not Rin.
Hanako.
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>>4716831
Guess what else made me cry recently
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>>4716821
>I've been shot down twice this month.
>Only trying twice
You're doing this wrong.
Nigga I got shot down 10 times tonight. But hey, I just got with number 11.
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>>4716821
>I have money.
>I AM ALSO RETARDED AROUND WOMEN.
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>>4716843
AND FACE TO BLOODSHED
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>>4716830
isn't she just his roommate?
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>>4716831
Don't crowd me in with them
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>>4716846
When a chick's into you, it's painfully obvious.
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>>4716846
Are you Honestly that stupid?
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>>4716754
>>4716815
Women are natural born cunts
I'm glad I have a boyfriend now
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>>4716821
Maybe she's gay.
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Which pony likes pegging?
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>>4716821
In the end, personality and compatability are going to matter more than whether you're tall or have a lot of money. Especially if you prioritize the latter over the former.
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>>4716840
That IS a little pony.
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>>4716773
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>>4716835
That's not what I said. They know how over the top that they are, and they try to push the envelope all the time. Were they to legitimately believe that their settings were not ridiculous and then pop out later to say that they were being over the top the whole time, then I could see that.
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>>4716840
Thanks for all the cute pones!
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>>4716859
I'd say that's horseshit, but my evidence is purely anecdotal.
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>>4716821
Do you walk up to women and say "Hi I'm 6'2" with $40,000 in stock, want to date?"
Because that might be your problem.
Also $40,000 isnt all that much.
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>>4716868
Oh boy, thank you! Do you feel guilty now?
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>>4716868
stag beetle is not panka
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Holy shit MLPG who taught you how to hit on women?
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>>4716829
>rubbing your thumb against her cheek
>scratching behind her ear, causing it to flick reflexively against your touch
>running your hand down the back of her neck
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>>4716840
Thank you
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>>4716880
My mom.
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>>4716876
Yes. I should have had a shower an hour ago, and leave for Uni.
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>>4716880
Same as everyone else: no-fucking-body.
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>>4716880
...WWE...
And what is the 'on' you put there?
Is that like, a combo?
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>>4716880
Your mom.
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>>4716868
PINKIE GET AWAY FROM THERE
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>>4716880

My dad pretty much walked out on us when I was in the third grade... so... nobody.
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>>4716880
It's just a lot easier when you've clearly stopped giving a damn.
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>>4716880
Mah dick
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>>4716880
My older brother actually
>mfw my tally is currently 15
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>>4716880
>hitting on women
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>>4716880
No one. That's why I've never done it.
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>>4716881
>tfw I made that twilight edit and I see others use it
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>>4716880
What's a woman?
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>>4716868
>stog battel

>Pinkie Pie decks out stag beetles in tiny body armor and uses them like figurines, fighting pretend battles with them
>"No, stop wandering off, General Pinch! You have a war to win!"
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>>4716880
>tfw not a total social retard when it comes to women.
>Come here and shit like this worries me.
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>>4716815
>doesn't feel safe around you

What, do you have a swastika tattoo on your face?

Or is she using the female definition where she just doesn't trust herself not to fuck you when you're around?

Nothing but tricks and hoes, for real.
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>>4716880
I'm a girl
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>>4716880
Who says I've learned to hit on women?
I'm 25 and the one relationship I've been in was a chick who used to hang out at my house and became enamored with me.
She has a kid and lives alone now
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>>4716904
Bags of sand.
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>>4716903
edit? what was it originally?
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>>4716825

Leave them on, not only do they allow me greater access her fabulous body, they accentuate any role playing.
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>>4716908
C-can I hit on you?
I'll s-show these.. uh, p-pussies how it's is d-done
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>>4716880
My black friends
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>>4716865
Stop being ignorant. Women and Money are like PB&J sandwiches. There's no way you can convince me that my personality should be able to trump my financia status.

>>4716873
Yes. That is exactly what I did. Then I reached in my pocket and gave her a handful of spaghetti.

>>4716863
Doubt it.

>>4716852
So ten fingers shot you down while you stuck them up your ass?
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>>4716908
W-wh-wha-whhhahn-n-n-n-n-a
D-d-d-d
nevermind.
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>>4716907
>Anon makes a creepy move on some chick who isnt at all interested in him
>She no longer wants to see him
>It must mean she secretly wants to fuck him
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>>4716908
Girls hit on each other all the time, check your privilege
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>>4716860

>are you truly that unintelligent?
>are you verily that dim?
>are you actually that slow?
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>>4716914
Reported for Violence against Women
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>>4716908
What does semen taste like?
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>>4716916
But Steve
I am gay
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>>4716908
y-you too
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>>4716897
No-one. That's why I never do it. Plus, I don't think I could handle the spaghetti if my parents try to give me direct advice on that.
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>>4716909
Is the kid yours?
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>>4716908
Y-you too...
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>>4716825
I'd leave them on
this time
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>>4716908
YOu know the rule. Tits or GTFO
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>Several anons fuck up with women
>MLPG tries to point out what they did wrong
>They start trying to defend themselves and their actions
Oh this is just too much
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>>4716925
Is he still around?
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>>4716851
Damn bro, Leafie isn't like those shitty generic anime girls, Leafie is love for real.
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>>4716918
>they were both high at the time
>said move was not described/explained

I'm trying to get to the bottom of this, anon, stop hindering my investigation
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whatever happened to art-anon?
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>>4716947
He was here earlier today.
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>>4716908
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>>4716916
The fact that you assume women care more about money than about you shows that A) you really do need to work on that personality and B)Women are probably right for turning you down, because you don't seem to have a whole lot of respect for them.
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I wish I could go back in time and let Hitler fuck me in the ass
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>>4716944
>They were high
>Anon didnt describe what he did other than it creeped the girl out
>It must mean she wants to fuck him
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>>4716935

No, the rule is /b/ get the fuck out.
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>>4716930
No, thankfully. Scared me though.
Apparently she got knocked up the week after I left for boot camp.
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>>4716916

>There's no way you can convince me that my personality should be able to trump my financia status.
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>Arguing about girls again
last_seat_on_a_bus.png
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>>4716912
enjoy http://imagebin.org/229974
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I'm a boy.
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>>4716908

Hun, you maybe in the wrong part of 4chan. This thread is about My Little Pony a show made for manly men of the highest caliber, may I suggest you scamper of to /k/ where all the women talk about guns and knives.
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>>4716935
/b/ pls
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i am also a girl
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>>4716944

I asked for a backrub, she obliged, and I gave her a kiss on the cheek. That's literally it.
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>>4716941
He was here yesterday.
>>
I too am also a the girl
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>>4716913

>"ooh, but Mister Anonymous, i need to deliver this mail! won't you please let me go?~"

>"neither rain nor sleet nor snow... but *you*, you can keep me from my rounds"
>>
WHO'S A GIRL

I LIKE GIRLS
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>>4716950
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>>4716964
I don't think so, Bobby.
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>misogny and people who cannot into human interaction
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>>4716958
Why is Swiffer talking?
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>>4716973
>Liking things
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>>4716955
>>4716963
Whatever sir.
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>>4716979
I think that's coleslaw pony.
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>>4716979
>Swiffer
how wrong can you possible be
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>>4716974
Hugh is charismatic as fuck.
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>>4716957
Sorry that doesn't apply to niggers like you that swab their aid ridden dicks through mo town trying to compensate for a lack of social and financial status.

Guess you have to be middle class or above to understand this.
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>>4716974
>A man with a lot of money pays escorts to hang around him
>Only marries women who previously made a living selling their bodies in some way
>This must mean that every woman is a slut who loves cash
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>>4716974
Horsedick.mpeg
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>>4716986
Tell me about it. He has roughly 43 million charisma points.
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>>4716991
>Horsedick.mpreg
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>>4716987
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>>4716971
oh don't worry
your "rounds" aren't going anywhere
squeeze~
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>>4716950

How is fantasy Island during this time of year?

Maybe I'll visit when I need a break from reality.
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>>4716979
Did we just automatically decide that Swiffer was mute upon her creation? I forget.
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>>4716987
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>>4716960
We're all boys, especially the one who said "I'm a girl"
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>>4716974
>>4716990
>Poster in question still has "crushes"
>Going through his "women are all sluts and I hate them" phase
How old are you?
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>>4716997
>"but what about my squares?"
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>>4717001

Swiffer doesn't talk. This is generally accepted as canon.
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Wait a sec, this isn't ponies at all.
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>>4716962
Reminds me of this thread from a few days ago.

http://chanarchive.org/4chan/r9k/58943/something-fun
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>>4716967
Yeah.

You shouldn'ta done that.
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So how do I get involved in quests?
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>>4717010
Well, yeah, but I just forgot why. Unable or chose not to?
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>>4717020
vow of silence
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>>4717012
>MLPG
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>>4716971

>"My dear there will be plenty of time for you deliver the mail, after I've had my fun. "
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>>4717012
>Implying it was ever about ponies to begin with

Oh you.
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>>4716999
If you seriously believe that money trumps personality, then all you're ever going to get are the kind of women who actually agree. And generally speaking, they're not the ones you really want.
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>>4717017

And now I know that. I figured the worst that could happen was she'd say "no," and I'd back off.
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>>4717018
Come up with an idea, map out a quest, announce it here and ask for feedback, then run it on the sub.

Alternately, wait for one to be announced here, then participate at the appointed time.
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G'night MLPG
May you dream of pone.
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>>4717025
after WE'VE had our fun
"treat her like a lady," remember?
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>>4717036
Yeah, if what you say is true, than I can see where your'e coming from. Her reaction seems kind of over-the-top.
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hey guys
just giving a heads up that new story will be up after i'm done editing

was also wondering if someone had an incestuous but sfw pic of aj and big mac i could use for a cover
humanized p;ls
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>>4717040
oh dear god put that thing away!
>>
>Go to a party
>Ask some girl to dance
>If she seems into it, dance for a while, ask her if she wants to go make out
>If yes, do so
>If no, leave her be, try with a different girl
>Success is inevitable
Is this not what everyone does?
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>>4717012
Now that you mention it, the fact that Rarity was soured on Blueblood once she realized he was a douchebag is actually kind of relevant to this discussion.
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>>4717018
Just join up when someone announces one. Reading any backlog of a quest is good, but not entirely necessary (although some almost require it). Observe how actions are decided for a few turns and then just make suggestions yourself.
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>>4717041
It sounds almost like she's as inept at dealing with unsolicited male affection as anon is with expressing the same.
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>>4717040
>Pigface
It's such a shame.
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>>4717041

She's a bit of a drama-queen. I don't know what I saw in her anymore.
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>>4717034
Straight Braeburn... How old is this?
I have no problem with people applying varying penis sizes to stallions.
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>>4717058
Probably the tits.
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>>4717051
>Go to a party
See? That's the problem.
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>>4717061

They WERE some really nice tits...
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>>4717060
Yes. This one's good, although the tits seem strange for a reason.
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>>4717051
>inevitable

DOHOHOHO

Good one, anon!
>>
It's October in less than a week.

Every year is going by faster. Is this what it's like dying?
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>>4717051
>don't know how to dance
>tried to once, when drunk and hopped up on Red Bull
>figure what karate I know will suffice, it's the same thing anyway
>almost knock a girl out
>still too shy through all the drunkenness to ask any girls anything
>the club still has that security camera footage archived

I think I'll stick to crying myself to sleep while I pretend my pillow is Twilight Sparkle, thanks.
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>>4717065

>not looking at those beautiful child-bearing hips and thick, kissable thighs

C'mon, son - priorities.
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>>4717039

Well of course I'm going to make sure she has fun, but it's best to try staying in character when do role play.
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>>4717060
Even worse.
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>>4717068
We're all dying, anon. Day by day, year by year. There is a skeleton inside you right now.
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>>4717037
Doesn't have to be on the sub of course; LK runs Renne Quest out on the ocean; guy who's doing the archiving at the moment isn't even from the general.
Used to be traditional back on /co/ to run the quests in the dead horses too, but what with /mlp/ being a tad faster and the higher image/post limit meaning threads last longer, there's less threads to go round. Raisin was running in them until the past session or two when Jr got sick of the 404 troubles and seems to have just shifted wholesale to the sub.
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>>4717049
Snaisl and DT when?
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>>4717049
.... no one?

k, off to the boorus then
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>>4717069
Mac from It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, pls.
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>>4717076
Yes, perfect indeed.
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>>4716905
That idea's too cute to not draw.
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>>4717068

you have been dying since the day you were conceived
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>>4717090
Holy shit that's cute.
Bueno.
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>>4717069
>figure what karate I know will suffice
I would love to see that.
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Did Corwin finish that comic?
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>>4717034
What if Braeburn grabbed you with his elephant trunk dick and tried to swallow you with it?
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>>4717090
Yep, cute definitely describes what that is.
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>>4717076

I love that figure.

I could just put my arms around her waist as I stand behind her and kiss her neck...
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>>4717085
>pone that you're fucking is tied to your body
>thinking you can thrust
Have fun just sitting there with your dick in your sister, Big Mac
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>>4717094
Not yet, I don't think.
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>>4717101
>sister
uh, does anyone wanna tell him?
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>>4717096
>prehensile dicks
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>>4717101

I think that's supposed to be Braeburn
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>>4717093
I also did the robot
I don't drink much in public anymore
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>>4717068
I recently got a job, to me it's like time slowed down.
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when's the last time you showered, /co/?
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>>4717068
My first summer vacation lasted for years. My last summer vacation lasted almost a month.
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>>4717101
>implying Braeburn couldn't get a pony off with ass flexion alone
>implying Mac can't empty his balls at will
>>
http://www.theouthousers.com/index.php/news/118158-cincinnati-comic-expo-interview-katie-cook.html
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>>4717095
How come AJ has smaller tits than RD? I thought she liked anal.
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>>4717106
>>4717110
Not like you can really tell. Pass off the mane and tail as unkempt AJ and it still works.
Regardless, he's not going to be able to thrust.
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>>4717118
today
i do everyday
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>>4717118

A couple hours ago
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>>4717118
Seven hours ago.
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>>4717127
Not sure how those 2 points could possible correlate...
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>>4717118
12 hours ago
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>>4717124
>implying Mac can't empty his balls at will
that's a goddamned superpower
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>>4717118
February '11
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>>4717135
>>4717132
>>4717130
>>4717129
mlpg in charge of being clean
where's that one guy who jizzes in his own boxers?
tfw i typed '/co/' at first
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>>4717101
>He doesn't know how to move his waist
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>>4717101
>applejack ties you to big mac while he is hilted in your ass
>he spends the next few weeks inside you
>you get so full of his cum your sweat starts to smell like it
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>>4717148
oh god
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>>4717143
darf are you ntsts?
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>>4717148
Why hello there new fetish.
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>>4717154
who?
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>>4717090
Holy shit that is adorable.
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>>4717125

>MLP

>having continuity
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>>4717137
What if he could control the intensity, duration, and volume of his loads to a degree?
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>>4717090
>Sadly that is drawn by Ross.
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>>4717168
Couldn't he use his cum like a weapon? Like, he could just spray jizz everywhere, or hit someone in the face with it when they were saying something he didn't like?
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>>4717167
It does have some continuity, it's just ignored in most episodes.
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>>4717169
>Sadly
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>>4717118
Just got back from having one.
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>>4717169
Yeah but it's a pony, so it isn't hideous.
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>>4717169
>>4717184
I'm pretty sure that was Noot or Shout
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>>4717179

>It does have some continuity, it's just ignored in most episodes.

> it's just ignored in most episodes.
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>>4717167
It does, it's just very rough and between some episodes
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*toot*
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>>4717090
Bugs are cute period.
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>>4717169
That's Shout, dummy.
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>>4717173
>DT is picking on Apple Bloom
>Mac lifts his leg to fire a giant salvo
>it strikes with enough force to knock the prissy bitch on her ass and covers her completely
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>>4717199

>that moth
"Hello, Big Friend." <3
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>>4717199
Time?
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>>4717205
dad no please
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>>4717203
hot
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>>4717171
watch for a little bit
then go over and help
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>>4717090
oh gosh <3
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>>4717190
>>4717179

this show is too episodic to say that it has continuity and whatever you think that gives this show continuity probably has been already ignored/changed or eventually it will be, when the wirters get too lazy to try to follow it since they really don't have to and/or Hasbro decides to step in and do whatever they want
>>
>That ridiculous Tarnished Silver story is still going
>it's gotten far more insane
Eh, still fappable. Degradation is a good fetish.
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>>4717205
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdnCe7FTilc
>>
>The same thing happened in AiE, which is one of the reasons I left. the other being that it eventually became shipping anonx(insert favorite pony here)

>The other reason fluffy pony is becoming boring for me is how vastly different the current canon is from what it was when I started reading fluffy threads.
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>>4717213
>(Dead)
Hm.
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>>4717220
But nothing really has been drastically changed except for Luna's appearance which arguably has canon backstory.

It has some continuity between major episodes and some minor episodes. End of.
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>>4717205
yes
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>>4717213

Would you intervene before or after the crab snips her top in twain ?
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>>4717203
Would you rather watch Mac fire the biggest, stickiest, most powerful ropes of cum he could manage or have him slowly spurt a continuous deluge of semen for minutes at a time?
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>>4717221
>Tarnished Silver.
It shames me to know that story...
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>>4717231
>"I know I may not be very big, but, um..."
>"I was hoping that maybe...you could be my friend?"
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>>4717222
That's fucking awesome.
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>>4717239
She came from having a stallion rip her braids off.

Now her submission is broken after a doctor pone cut an X over her cutie mark with a scalpel.
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>>4717233
Before.
I'll snap her top myself and give her nipples a right good pinch.
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>>4717238
Why not both?
>Silly-String.gif
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>>4717205
I got here as fast as I could
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>>4717250

Sounds like she is going to need someone to save her from you.
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>>4717233
probably before
but it would most likely clip her top off as I'm trying to coax it off of her anyways
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>>4717247
...Ok, what the fuck...
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>>4717230

i bet you also think that the Simpsons have continuity
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>>4717262
Fear not, 'cause I, and that other guy who dances karate, may be there in a minute.
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>>4717266
It was hot, but I'm fucked up beyond redemption.

Twist getting violated over and over and crying was probably the hottest part. The weakest part is definitely the non sex/degradation writing, shit is cringeworthy at times.
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>>4717259
Oh thank goodness.
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>>4717187
Who's Noot?
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>>4717264
>she blushes furiously and crosses her arms over her ample chest
>"Oh my..."
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>>4717279
>Luna moth
______unf__
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>>4717251
How long could he possibly keep it up?
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>>4717277
>Twist getting violated over and over and crying
that mental image hurt something inside my soul
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>>4717259
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>>4717280
The one who draws the really bulbous noses.
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>>4717203

>she starts picking on Applebloom more
>every time Big Mac catches her, he knocks her flat with a thick, creamy load
>the taste, the smell, the sheer maleness of a stallion who can blow his load at will - she doesn't know what turns her on more.
>she gets Big Mac alone
>"I'll pay you whatever you want - just -- do it to me again...!"
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>>4717238
What if his cum was so sticky and thick that it could bear his own weight? What if he could swing at the end of it? Or trap villains in it? What if he arrived just in time?
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>>4717289
She tries to zone it out but the stallions and mares keep hitting her back to reality.
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>>4717255
I think one of the main reasons why mlp is popular is because it does have an over-lined continuity unlike most cartoons that are just settings with a story that can be changed and doesn't have a real canon (For example Simpsons, Tom and Jerry, pretty much everything else).
MLP uses this non continuity follow in most of its episodes but it seems that it does have some some of beginning and end in the bigger picture. This works well and gives more detail to the world. It's a nice hybrid.
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>>4717273
Not drunk enough.
*handles barrett .50 cal and combat shotgun*
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>>4717299
who writes this crap
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>>4717300
dammit stop moving

>>4717267
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>>4717279
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>>4717290
>"Oh, I hope he doesn't see me up here..."
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>>4717308
>stop moving
>elusive non-meme.gif
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>>4717307
Some guy. It's balls to the wall insane, and all the more sexy for it. It looks like he's going for some sort of redemption ending though, which is kind of disappointing.
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Why aren't you drawing?
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>>4717316
I just did pinkie
I JUST DID
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>>4717310
Twilight Sparkle hath spoken of the sweetness of thy voice. We ask, thou teachest to us to speak as thou speakest.
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BUY SOME PEARS
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>>4717320
pinkie pie no!
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>>4717315
pls link
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>>4717320
>no bite marks on the pencil or the eraser
immersion ruined
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>>4717325
Wait a sec..
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>>4717316
Because it's on my to-do list below coding, writing, math homework, and going to the grocery store.
Yet here I am, doing none of those.
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>>4717327
oh god not you too
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>>4717336
i can't believe you sound surprised at that
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>>4717298
>not coming just in time
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>>4717329
>bite marks on the pencil or the eraser
You have gone beyond the normal planes of sickness.
That is vile beyond description.
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>>4717325
How does pony even know what pears is?
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>>4717327
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/38721/Twisted%3A-Four-Little-Foals
The guy's pretty prolific, and tbh pretty much everything in his grimdark equestria universe is fappable.

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/33893/Tarnished-Silver
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>>4717316
I'm finishing my history of architecture essay. I'll draw later tonight.
>>
okey doke, new story is posted
something i did mostly for personal fulfillment

humanized big mac / aj incest

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/53668/Quiet-on-the-Farm

>>4717344
thanks
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>>4717316

But I am.
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>>4717338
just
disappointed
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>>4717316
I know I should be writing/drawing. Why can't I focus on it at 3:30 in the morning? I've wrote/drawn great before....
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http://blogs.valvesoftware.com/linux/beta-late-than-never-3/
http://blogs.valvesoftware.com/linux/beta-late-than-never-3/
http://blogs.valvesoftware.com/linux/beta-late-than-never-3/
MY BODY CAN NEVER BE READY
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>>4717080
i was summoned
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>>4717349
When it Snails and DT?
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>>4717310
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>>4717362
after i do cosmo's thing
and then probably after lyra thing
so.... eventually
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>>4717360
There is too much cute in this thread.
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>>4717360
Reading is for nerds.
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>>4717371
what about rock and roll
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>>4717360
GG pls draw more of the mane 6/colt series
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>>4717371
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>>4717377
How high is his voice, anyways?
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>>4717370
But the colors are the wrong way round! Her mane is pink and her coat is yellow!

Show dropped forever!
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>>4717380
Depends on how hard you fuck his black ass.
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>>4717385
Would you learn how to play the Concert IcePack?
>>
Holy crap did we just ded?
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>>4717392
We've been ded for 7 months.
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>this thread
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SO HOW BOUT THAT LEAKED EPISODE!
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>>4717398
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>>4717397
Why is bunny rabbit always mad

does he frequent /v/
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Oh God, does some con thing start tomorrow?
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>>4717400
>best pony in town
my sides are devastated.
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>>4717403
>does he frequent /v/
Probably not. He seems to get some pussy.
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>>4717410
Not tomorrow. The 11th.
>>
we ded
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>>4717432
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So ded.

Hey look! A pone!
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>>4717432
We really are. Sorry I don't have some batshit insane fetish stuff, too busy writing for English class.
>>
how dead are we?
>>
pony or die yet?
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>>4717436
Why did it spoiler?
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>>4717442
Because he's nervous.
>>
Has anyone gotten really, really fond of a peculiar artist? So much that you've been trying to emulate their art?
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>>4717442
Because the little 'Spoiler Image' box was checked?
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>>4717442
Because you fucked up like a fuckup
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>>4717444
This one, I'll go with this post.
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>>4717445
Not to the point of total emulation, but it's handy to have favourites you can refer back to. I have a mixed bag of influences.
But some really go far: Smitty G with Slugbox and now Onta or Siden with Atryl, for example.
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>>4717463
Yes. What if pictures were intelligent?
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>>4717435
>those horrible, lifeless eyes
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>>4717469
>tfw you will never lick the edges of rainbow dash's eyes with a razor blade held between your teeth, drunk on the scent of her fear as the pointed edge inches ever so close to her delicate optic nerve, so close she can almost feel it and then you hear the sound of her spraying urine onto the ground
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>>4717467
They're learning! UNF
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>>4717472
what the fuck is wrong with you
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>>4717434
>You will never be sounded nonconsentually by Marker
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im bored
i want to draw but i cant
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>>4717472
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>>4717476
This isn't half as bad as fluffy pony stuff
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>>4717481

...
...
...Just... shut up.
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>>4717481
That doesn't make it right
>>
Oh boy! Time for a new horse!

Nobody else make one! I have a fantastic idea for a thread!
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>>4717481
>>4717481
"It could be worse" isn't much of a justification.
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>>4717479
>"I want to wreck, but....I can't"
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>>4717486
was it... 2edgy4u?
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>>4717487
Just because of this I'm going to wait a good 15-30 second then make one faster than you
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>>4717491
Yes
Yes it was
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>>4717445
>>4717466
The more people you steal from the more unique the final product will be.

I probably need to start stealing from more different sources.
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>>4717497
i will say that stuff going near my eye freaks me the fuck out
but
it's pretty hot when doing it to someone else
>>
Hew Norse

>>4717496
>>4717496
>>4717496
>>4717496
>>4717496
>>4717496
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I wish people would just, like, not delete images...
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>>4717445
I've tried it before, but now I just really like their art.
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>>4717502
I have a fear of getting paper cut on the eye
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>>4717506
It was probably that pesky janitor again
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>>4717512
what about a dirty needle?
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>>4717510
I mean I've given up copying because I don't know how to.
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>>4717513
That guy takes his job way too seriously.
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>>4717506
>Not deleting all your posts at 249
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>>4717516
>that dead space scene

nooo
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>>4717530
Ugh...I fucked that part up so many times...
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>>4717523
But you're the one complaining because the images aren't maxed out on a thread that has no end.
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>>4717538
Actually, fucking up kind of felt like a relief to me.

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