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Dead horse: >>4690708

No topic for this thread, discuss ponies and pony accessories
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>>4694480
Hurray!
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Previous Thread
>>4690708

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Would Fluttershy be a good Pokemon Trainer?
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CRUDE STEW DO YOU FEEL IT APPLEBLOOM
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I made this.

What have you created today?
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>>4694518
I'd love to slap that grin off of her cocky face.
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>>4694516
All of her pokemon would be weak because she never lets them fight
they secretly hate her for it
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Is this the new pony thread?
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>>4694516
no, I bet she only gives rare candies to their pokeymans.
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>>4694518
She ruins any scene she shares with the other CMC; she should just be dropped from the show.
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>>4694411
As a guy who's mildly out of shape, it's comforting to know that at least I've never nearly died from mild strenuous activity or bled out my ass from eating too much junk food.
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>>4694518
Featherweight has a very pointy face

Would not cuddle
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>>4694528
loads of poop.
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>>4694516
she would be ok
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>>4694528
I cropped this image.
...That's about it.
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oh my
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>>4694528
I edited some cocks out of pictures
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Last thread was about spooky things in S3.
Do you think the staff could get away with something like a reference to The Shining?
Samurai Jack did it pretty well.
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>>4694564
I'm kind of battled why people are ok with this kind of stuff, but sonic/mlp crossovers are so vilified.
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>>4694587
There was a shining reference in Samurai Jack?
Or just that they had spooky episodes?
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>>4694566
>glasses

oh baby thats half my casual fetishes right there.
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Reported Jay for ban evasion
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>>4694604
How do you feel about this?
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>rape
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>>4694480
Granny complains a lot.
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Daily reminder that this happened.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnjFcvPETdg&feature=youtu.be
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>>4694600

Jack and the Three Bears
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>>4694528
I did a poor recolor job on one of Braeburned's pictures to make it look like my OC is getting railed by Soarin'

does that count?
http://i.imgur.com/Qk7Wk.png
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>>4694610
>favorite pony in glasses
>another pony wearing her hat in the same pic

still only half but UNF
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>>4694600
There was a reference to it in episode 13.
Aku was telling children's stories with Jack as the antagonist.
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>>4694628
Pinkle is really bringing down the band with her drug addiction.
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>>4694516
Would she want other ponies to release their friends?
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>>4694649
Neat, I shall watch this.
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>>4694652
>Crop Tool?
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Which pony has the most viscous spunk?
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>>4694652
>to make it look like my OC is getting railed by Soarin'
Why?
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>>4694687
fluttershy
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>>4694692
Why not?
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>>4694628
Every fucking time
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UPDATED SHITTYQUEST:
http://mlpg.co/q/res/39587.html

wow
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Welcome to the nighttime general.

Grab a drink, put on some music, kick back and pony on.
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so how about that furnace pony stuff we were talking about in the last thread?
let's continue!

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other ponies eat grass.
furnace pony eats trees.

her diet is seasonal. evergreen in the winter, apple trees in the spring, maple or oak in the fall.

don't know what tree she'd eat for summer.
I bet sleepypone would curl up around her at night for warmth in the winter.
Her little smokestack would pop out the top of the blanket while she cuddles up with sleepypone.

>Does she smoke more when she's excited?
>Does it come out at a slow draw when she's calm?

>Does she huff smoke and make train noises when she's angry?
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>>4694628
>Daily reminder that this happened.
Good lord. And happen it did!
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>>4694658
ahahahaha
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>>4694628
Sweet jesus.
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>>4694540
dem's fightin' words.
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>>4694628
What the..fuck?
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>>4694678
Yeah

>>4694692
¯\(°_o)/¯
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>>4694743
I want a bag with an apple clip.
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>>4694743
You wanna fucking go, man?
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>>4694718
The color and thickness of her smoke would vary from her mode.

Black with brewing anger
White for surprise and excitement
A dull gray when not moving, bored, sleeping
Thin when hungry
Thick after a good meal
And fiery after some good amount of flammable liquids
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>>4694487
>a giggle escapes her lips as she shimmies your pants down your legs, hooking the hem of your boxers with her thumb so they slip down as well
>"I believe you've proven yourself..."
>her eyes glance down at the raging erection freed from the confines of your pants
>"...worthy enough~"
>she traces one finger down the length of your shaft
>"Let's not delay, then~"
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>>4694791
Was it agreed that Furnace Pone was rather big or did it just sorta happen?

Cuz I fucking love it.
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>>4694698
Molasses?
Egg whites?
Yogurt?
Pudding?
Mayonnaise?
Tooth paste?
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Which pony stayed up all night and day playing Mists of Pandaren?
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>>4694801
>not leaving the ERP in the old horse
Tsk. It's not like anyone going to forget or, god forbid, leave.
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>>4694818
>tfw you are completely uninterested because Trixie is human
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>>4694716
>Grab a drink.
Way ahead of you.
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>>4694628
So...this is the band that /mu/ loves so much?

Makes sense.
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All episodes of:
Band of Brothers
Firefly
New Doctor Who
Torchwood
Sherlock
Planet Earth (BBC)
ST:TOS

Movies:
Gran Torino
Highlander
Indiana Jones trilogy
Moon
Fantastic Mr. Fox
Inglorious Basterds
Reservoir Dogs
Restrepo
Silent Running
The Dark Knight
The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly
The Treasure of the Sierra Madre
The Shining
The Truman Show
The Princess and the Frog
They Live
The Thing
Up
Airplane!
Brazil (director's cut)
Flash Gordon
Escape from New York
Dumbo
Star Wars 3 - Backstroke of the West
Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory
Threads
Shaolin Soccer
Scarface
Schindler's List
Speed
Speed Racer (recent)
Titanic
Kung Fu Hustle
Xanadu
The Wall
Leon - The Professional
Little Shop of Horrors
Crank
Victory Through Airpower
Steamboy
The Big Lebowski
Terminator 2
Terminator 3
Rambo First Blood pt. 1
Every Bond film up to Die Another Day
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>>4694818
>Crying about erp again
So are that many people upset by erp or is it just one guy that can't handle it?
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>>4694546
shit is fucking hilarious
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>>4694809
Big as in chubby? That's how she was from the start.
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>>4694791
*mood
>>4694809
Yeah she was originally envisioned to be rather round and portly around the middle and face.

More warmth to rub and squeeze
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>>4694809
It suits her
thats just how she ist
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>>4694841
I'm just saying it's not polite to wave your dick in public, and that's pretty much all that is. I don't care that they do it, just... wait until we're not on the front page first.
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>>4694546
Feels good man.
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>>4694845
What this guy said. There was an image posted earlier and she's very obviously chubby
She's pretty chubby in this pic too
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>>4694814
None
They all ditched wow after Wrath
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>>4694858
what, are you afraid they'll ruin our reputation or something?
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>>4694813
rich as pudding
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What material does your favorite pony use to make her base in autismblocks?
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PEARS
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>>4694855
>>4694849
>>4694845
Yeah thats what I was asking. I love me some chubby ponies.

Especially Mrs. Cake
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>>4694875
bookshelves
Nothing but bookshelves
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>>4694841
>>4694858
Holy fuck this..just have some god damn decency. If you wanna ERP that is perfectly fine. But show a bit of respect and do it in a dead general..Fuck
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>>4694837
does nobody want to watch anything?
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>>4694870
What reputation?
All I'm saying is that they don't have to muck about in the new thread while the old thread still hasn't fallen off the board, It's a common courtesy.
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Carbon Crown is best filly.
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>>4694879
BLASPHEMY
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>>4694875
Diamonds.
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>>4694868
That's the very first picture made of her too. I know because I made it
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I like this OC. Should I kill myself now?
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>>4694872
Does she sometimes have trouble cumming it all out? Would you help her milk the last spurt out of her spent cock?
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>>4694900
You done good, son. You done good.
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>>4694888
I've literally seen 95% of all that
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New Mumford and Sons Album
Oh boy AJ is excited
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>>4694903
No
It's an attractive design
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>>4694889
since when do we have common courtesy
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>>4694888
Not really in the mood, sorry.
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>>4694903
Most people here have at least ONE OC they enjoy. At least as far as I gather.
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>>4694915
That does not look like a very affective way to play the fiddle
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>>4694911
I think I ought to draw her again though....it's been a while.
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>>4694813
i believe these words might interest you.
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>>4694937
It's magic.
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>>4694915
It's pretty great.
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>>4694888
Im about to go to bed. Sorry.

also

>no Fifth Element
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why is socks so damn sexy?
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>>4694937
>affective
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>>4694888
I would, but I probably won't be up long enough.
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>>4694888
Stram Oogieloves
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>>4694915
>mumford and sons
I thought we agreed to keep the music in the old thread. But if we're gonna bring it here I'm gonna bring /mu/ as well and tell you that M&S are a bunch of hacks cashing in on the appeal of folk music.
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>>4694929
We used to. Hell, even after we came here it was an unspoken rule that the heavier fetish stuff and one-to-one spoiler orgies would wait until either after we fell off the front page or stay in the dead thread so as not to disrupt conversation in the new thread.
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>>4694940
You should!
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>I stick my big throbbing pony boner in your moist musky pony butt.
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>>4694952
They direct your attention to butt
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>>4694791
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>>4694971
I climax immediately
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>>4694973
nah, it's the socks
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>>4694829
Anthro in this case
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>>4694952
They just are
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>>4694952
I like stockings myself.

Someday there will be a pony pic that combines both my fetishes. On that day I will die from exhaustion.
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>>4694940
You totally should do that
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>tfw attempting to write
sigh...
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Why aren't you defending Jay right now?
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>>4695003
What's the other fetish?
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>you will never be coated in candy pony semen
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>>4695007
Because I don't believe a pedophile deserves respect
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>>4694995
Not good enough.
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>>4695007

Shut up Nanaki
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>>4695016
But they do
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>>4695015
y-you don't know that for sure!
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Alright, I've finished through page three. I'll do the final page tomorrow.
Here's page one...
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>>4695013
Its stated near the top of the thread.
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>>4695007
Because this is not momma approved behavior.
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i'm sorry
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>>4695035
Just tell me anon no one is looking
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>>4695007
How old is Jay anyway?
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>>4695035
so is it CRUDE STEW or editing cocks out of pictures?
You're going to have to be more specific
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>>4694976
more please
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>>4695015
guess i'll just browse the clopsort, then.
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>>4695035
?
>>4694550
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>>4695033
I love you Corwin
Marry me?
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>JC Denton is confirmed secret character in X-COM
MY SIDES ARE IN ORBIT
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>>4695033
Page two is here, apparently: >>4691948

And here's page three.
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>>4695060
>>4695055
Glasses.

Ultra casual but damn if I dont love them.
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>>4695078
>yet the new X-com is shit

What a shame.
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>>4695006
At least the words don't stack up on each other until you have an unintelligible mess of shapes
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>>4695065
reported for requesting porn on a sfw bored
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>>4695033
See, what you need to do is make a tumblr.
Call it Little Mr Jay.
And post this comic on it.
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Some further explanations!

Okay here’s the scoop.

My blogs are gone.

I’ve e-mailed Tumblr Support asking for a repeal, but I doubt I’ll get them back.

But hey! I doubt I’ll wake up every time I fall asleep, so I guess you never know.

I don’t want to go around the ban and just post all my art on Double-E’s blog. If I’m banned, I guess I’m banned. I’ll post future art, but eh.

I can advertise my streams here, so I guess I can still try to raise the funds to take my mother to the hospital on October 2nd (1200 mile trip, it’s the only doctor she can go to for the check-up on her wrist tumor).

If people want to donate, my PayPal is patchoullivivenski@gmail.com (I’m talking about the funds needed and advertising my PayPal here because people have been asking me to post my PayPal on Double-E’s blog so that they can continue to help out.)

I still need like.. I dunno, 500$ more (approximately) to pay for the trip. I don’t think we’ll be able to cover it considering I only have a week to make the rest.
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>>4695083
I-I could wear my glasses for you, anon...
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Regardless, I don’t know if I’ll be getting my blogs back.

I’ll remake Lil Miss Rarity if I don’t, but don’t expect Lil Miss Jay to exist anymore.

I don’t want to talk about my personal life anymore. I no longer wish to give my haters any further reasons to continue spreading hatred among their hive.

I’d rather be faceless, and stream without showing myself, or talking in my mic.

That way, those bottom-feeding shits I’ve nicknamed “My Haters” won’t have anything to use as ammunition to continue mongering hate among their little fucking community of vermin like nasty little hateful cockroaches.

I’ll have to set up new blogs to take commissions and start from the ground up rebuilding my popularity in hopes that I can re-build my artistic career that my haters have successfully just destroyed.

Stay tuned for updates.

For now, I’m sleeping. I haven’t slept in 48 hours, and I’ve been bleeding from my ass because of irreparable burn marks from shitting out stomach acid three months ago.

Yeah, remember 3 months ago when I said I was bleeding?

Burn scars, the doc told me earlier today!

Nearly 2nd degree!

Caused by stomach acid.

From eating a breading-nugget made of pure compacted spice powder in a box of McDonald’s Spicy Chicken McBites.

So my mood’s been pretty horrid for a while because of it.

You would be in a sour mood too if you had a toothpick stuck in your ass constantly and you kept shitting blood!

But enough of the nasty stuff.

Just letting you all know what’s up.

Since I don’t have Lil Miss Jay anymore to post it all there.
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>>4695081
Haha that last fucking panel
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>>4695083
How about your cum splattered all over the lenses, thick stringy droplets dangling off the frames
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>>4695081
It's beautiful
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>>4695100
Can we get him banned from paypal too?
I know they'll take any excuse they can get to seize funds
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>>4695081
This is fucking gold.
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so uh i started a tumblr

when do i get the hugbox treatment
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>>4695098
tell me where to find more then
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>>4695095
Yes, the fact that you dont have to stumble through a half-assed inventory system completely ruins the experience. 0/10 franchise ruined despite the fact its already littered with shit-tier spinoffs and ill-advised shooters
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>>4695101
doushio~
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Oh boy is it bricks-of-black-text ERP time yet
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>>4695078
X-COM or Enemy Unknown?
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>>4695126
When you link it and update every day with brony pandering fanart
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>>4695126
post the link
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>>4695108
GO TO HIS TUMBLR
NOW
CAP EVERYTHING
MAKE COMICS OF IT ALL
ESPECIALLY THE ANAL BLEEDING FIASCO
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>>4695126
Tell me your tumblr and I'll follow it like I do for the rest of the artists here
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>>4695083
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>>4695127
http://weegboi.tumblr.com/
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>>4695059
I want to say 20
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>>4695118
oh baby
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>>4695129
You get a new image today.
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>>4695148
Are you following mine?
I don't have anything on it
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>>4695134
both the new X-COM and the original are called Enemy Unknown

but yeah, the new one
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>>4695122
Just tell them he is supporting child pornography.
It's true.
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>>4695152
25ish
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>>4695150
FUCK

See you guys in the ER.
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>>4695122
Yeah just report him for using it to accept porn commissions, they don't allow that
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>>4695126
1)pick a cause to zealously support.
2) make butthurt posts about it and flame other tumblrs by re-posting their stuff with funny .gifs at the bottom (you should be familiar with this technique already)
3) Get flamed in return
4) wait for hugboxing to begin
5) ????
6) PROFIT!
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>>4695151
>http://weegboi.tumblr.com/
thanks
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>>4695169
Oooo...
Do et.
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>>4695159
Hah awesome.

Also sorry that Im not Eurobeat.
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>>4695168
Don't Die yet, I had 2 more
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>>4695169
Also report him for ban evasion on his other Tumblr
http://ask-double-entendre.tumblr.com/
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>>4695150

See what happens when you're tardy, Twilight ?
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i feel like an idiot
how do i make this feeling go away
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>>4695141
Too late anon. All his tumblrs have been deleted.
All those gems lost, like tears in rain
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>>4695081
>You will never be friends with the Hoff.
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>>4695185
I think what you are doing to me can be considered murder.
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>>4695184
It's alright.
You're yourself, and that's all anyone can want.
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>>4695070
Yes, Pinkie. My answer is yes.
>>4695099
I don't want to make that kind of commitment to making fun of someone.

Alright, thanks guys. Page four, the final page, tomorrow.
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>>4695168
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>>4695108
>I’d rather be faceless
LMG CONFIRMED FOR FACELESS
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>>4695195
Get smart feelings and use them to replace the idiot feelings.
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>>4695150
>>4695185
Bony asses, 3/10 would not pound mercilessly
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>>4695214
How about a tumblr with bronies in General?
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>>4695226
Derpy, everything you say sounds stupid.
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>>4695122
Cripes, why don't you people leave that poor bastard be? Isn't his life miserable enough?
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>>4695221
What a shitty guy.
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>>4695108
>Burn scars, the doc told me earlier today!
>Nearly 2nd degree!
>Caused by stomach acid.
>From eating a breading-nugget made of pure compacted spice powder in a box of McDonald’s Spicy Chicken McBites.

I don't believe this.
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>>4695217
>Twist
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Would you let fluttershy sit on your lap if you knew she was really gassy?
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>>4695236
th-that's not true!
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>>4695238
No.
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>>4695236
FUCK YOU SHE HAS A BRAIN OF GOLD
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>>4695238
But then we couldn't do this epic raid!
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>>4695247
Can I massage her wings while she's there?
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in this hiatus i have been forced to return to anime.

oh god help me i'm watching evangelion again
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>>4695247
Of course, it's cute when she burps.
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Unf.
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>>4695108
>Colon burns from chicken McDonalds
What the fuck.

Also I like how he just went to the doctor for anal bleeding that happened three months ago.
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>>4694801

"You haven't even seen me begin to prove myself, but I agree, let's move on to the main act.
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>>4695259
LELZ
Wait.
I did that wrong.
LULZ
there we go.
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>>4695282
Unf
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>>4695226
its not working
the kind of idiot where you just screwed up
shame. that's the word
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>>4695284
>What the fuck.

I dont know about you but I had a spicy mcchicken once and my asshole was on fire for weeks.
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>>4695280
DA HU NA COOCOO A TENSHI A NOYAWE SO ME A OO SHEE AHNEEMANAAA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VquNxUD0XC0
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>>4695256
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>>4695271
of course you can, but there is just no telling how much of pandora's box you will open
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>>4695108
>Nearly 2nd degree!

>Caused by stomach acid.

>From eating a breading-nugget made of pure compacted spice powder in a box of McDonald’s Spicy Chicken McBites.

This never happened
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>>4695282
>the magic is inside of you
u n f
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>>4695243
I don't believe anything he says after he lied about having cancer.
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>>4695281
this picture, it does things to me
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>>4695282
Why is Onta so bad at drawing horse dicks?
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>>4695280
>work
>school
>video games
>here

The temptation to be lazy and not practice my art is so strong...
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>>4695327
The whole thing is just awkward.
It looks like it could be hot but i can't tell what's happening, and the font is too small.
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>>4695280
Congratulations
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>>4695311
>implying that's not why I'm doing it
>implying I don't want to hear her moan and whimper as her donut-sized anus yawns open and gushes hot gas at gale force
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>>4695033
you keep this up man
you make this happen
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>>4695313
My money's on him covering up for an anal fissure caused by dragon dildos.
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>>4695284
Most of what Jay has posted of his dietary habits shows a guy who eats nothing but grade-A crap all day long.

He brings soda hiking for fuck's sake.
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>>4695259

>>>/piss/
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>>4695313
>Jays body realized it is housing one of the worst human beings in the world.
>It tried to finish what nature started.
>After it failed, it used simple fried food as a scapegoat.
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>>4695349
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Is it time to initiate operation Jay Rehn?
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>>4695334
I think he needs to give Twilight giant lips like all his other characters
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>>4695282
>you will never ride celestia and feed her junk food until she paints the floor with her magic
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>>4695307
>"WHO LET AQUAMAN USE THE KITCHEN?!"
>"WHY IS HE EVEN HERE!?"
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>>4695349
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>>4695327

I don't care about anything else, I just like seeing the ponies shyly consent to light sexual coercion.

And then love it.

That's my fetish.
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>>4695346
But why would you need to cover anything up?

No one on the internet will ever know about your bleeding asshole unless you TELL them.
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>>4695233
I'm no fan of the fandom, anon.

But, seriously, I'll start up a tumblr soon for my stuff. I'm nearing my 100th drawing posted here and I'm about to have some money for a tablet.
I'll have to do something.
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Would you help Apple Mouse get her tiny cutie mark?
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>>4695282
>it smells like squid
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>>4695349
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>>4695347
After he convinced himself his anal bleeding was caused by poor diet, he said he was going to start eating right.

His next tumblr post was about going to the store to get some mountain dew.

My sides were in orbit.
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>>4695376
Yeah, that's why I love that pet Dash Tumblr.
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>>4695347
>He calls Hawaiian punch soda.
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>>4695081
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>>4695282
Why did Twi's vagina turn into balls in the second to last panel
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Apple is streaming Chrysalis porn.
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>>4695381
Where the fuck are apples $6?
That for that kind of money
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>>4695359

>>>/piss/
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>>4695379
>Dat guy in the Celestia costume
More of him
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>>4695395
>he thinks it's $5.99
There ain't no decimal there, sport.
It's RIIIIIDGE RACER.
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>>4695395
FIVE HUNDRED AND NINTEY NINE US DOLLARS
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>>4695395
>$6
>can't read
it's $599. When was the last time you bought an iProduct?
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>>4695381
Yes

FIVE HUNDRED NINETY NINE US DOLLARS
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>>4695404
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>>4695404
Here.
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>>4695407
>>4695410

At a lot of local run stores by me they label fruit like that without decimals.

Jeeze I didn't know decimals were a trigger for you guys.
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>>4695383

Who is the squiddiest?
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>>4695385
>Doesn't know Mountain Dew is a healthy, respectable sports drink.
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>>4695426
>>4695427

Would you try and ride The Burdened?
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>>4695404
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>>4695428
I was just poking fun at you, jeez. Oversensitive much?
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>>4695427
OH GOD
OH GOD YES
MY DICK IS AS HARD AS PETRIFIED URANIUM
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Which pony likes to call my dick cute in a demeaning manner?
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>>4695410
But 599 US Dollars is a PS3 thing...
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>>4695410
>>4695395
Apples are 6 bucks in Hawaii
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>>4695446
ʸᵉˢ
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>That feel when you taste fresh off the tree, home pressed cider for the first time.
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>>4695404
>>4695426
>>4695427
>>4695441
>>4695444
>>4695449
DID SOMEONE SAY THE BURDENED?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PytklATKqg4
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So what exactly did LMJ do now?
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What's the strangest fetish you have?
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>>4695456
>buying apples for $6

totally beefed it
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>>4695444
This gif never fails to make me laugh. I'm being serious here If I met this guy I would shake his hand
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>>4695428
>Labeling the actual fruit.
>Using a label other than the one with the produce code.
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>>4695456
>Buying non local fruit in Hawaii
All the imported fruit we get is crap.
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>>4695470
If MLPG is to be believed, cuckolding.
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>>4695466
>hover over youtube link
>preview pops up
>Twilight's ass behind Tara

UNF
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>>4695467
He drew pedo Scootabelle porn
All of his main Tumblrs got banned
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>>4695459
Then you have my condolences.
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UNFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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>>4695452
probably trixie
maybe rarity
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>>4695452
Applebloom

>"haha my big brother's is five times bigger than this little thing"
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>>4695438
Enjoy your nogainz.
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>>4695467
Raped a child, put photos on his tumblrs, and they got suspended for it.
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>>4695467
His tumblr account was suspended and he lost like eight blogs or some shit.

He's posting on a different account now.
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>>4695470
I think growth counts as the weirdest of the three or so that are otherwise tame
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>>4695456

79 cents to 1.29 a pound depending on the type of apple in Northeast PA
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>>4695482
today is a good day
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this thread has no ponies. just words
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>>4695466
I can't stop staring at her tits.
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>>4695479
That's not strange. It just really pisses people off for some reason.
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>>4695504
LOOK ABOVE YOU YOU FAT FUCKBALL
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>>4695404
here he is at bronycon i think
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>>4695463
>That feel when you are down to your last gallon of home pressed cider for the year and there won't be anymore until next fall
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>>4695482
And now MLPG is hellbent on getting him banned from Paypal too?

Yeah, he had it coming eventually.
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>>4695456
>>4695478
Oh. Sup Hawaii-bros. Fancy seeing you here.
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>>4695470
Gelding.
It doesn't even make sense but it sets me off.
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>>4695509
I hate the word itself

Who the fuck thought up that word god damnit.
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>>4695466
>"YES, BOW BEFORE YOUR PRINCESS!"
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>>4695502
You can make it better by reporting his other Tumblr account too
http://ask-double-entendre.tumblr.com/
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>>4695516
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UjY_27HlXw
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>>4695516
people live in Hawaii unironically?
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>>4695496
What sort of growth?

And what are the other two?
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>>4695516
I don't believe you live there

Hawaii is an island. Where do you plug your internet in?
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>>4695509
>>4695479
Let me say that I don't think less of anyone for getting off on cuckolding. I have fetishes that are MUCH worse.
It's just something that rubs me personally the wrong way.
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Holy shit. I didn't know Licket Split was a pegasus.
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>>4695482
i like kevinsano as a person but i hate his human filly rape porn, if i wasnt so lazy i would prob report
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>>4695535
Is it th-
Yes it is.
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>>4695470
Doesn't this get asked every week or so?
Consentacles mixed with cum inflation, probably.
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>>4695514
>that feel when you have never tasted homed pressed cider
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>>4695515
I wouldn't say we're hellbent
I just mentioned it, spent about two minutes looking for an email address to report him to before quitting and coming back here
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>>4695463
>>4695514

Out of curiosity, is there anybody here who HASN'T had fresh, unprocessed cider?

Nothing added, just straight up apple juice fresh from the fruit.

If so you guys don't know what you are missing.
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>>4695470
microphilia
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>>4695524
based off the cuckoo bird
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>>4695552
Well sure. We talk about the same things a lot.
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>>4695478
Oh yeah.
At least your produce does not arrive fucking frozen.
>Such is life in Alaska.
>Head of lettuce is 2 bucks.
>Milk goes bad before the date.
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>>4695470
Its hard to decide
there are so many
and "strangest" is a nebulous concept

can you clarify the question?
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>>4695523
I like the idea of gelding as part of a larger sexual servitude thing. I really like the idea of being gelded and then providing a pole as needed to mares and a hole as needed to stallions, every encounter being 100% about their pleasure, with no concern for me.
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>>4695535
This is supposed to be parody humor. But there are actually people like this.
There are also people exactly like Tito from Rocket Power.

>>4695542
It just werks.
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>>4695550
Yeah, I don't mind talking with ks. It's then when I happen to come by those pieces of his, I'm like "Oh yeah".
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>>4695470
Human fetish
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>>4695577
Cant fool me Bonbon
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>Hawaii taking over the thread again
pls.
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>>4695549
He's not
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>>4695552
Which pony is best for that sort of thing?
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>>4695557
I never have and never will taste apple cider
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>>4695562
>want cereal
>check milk
>it's one day after the date
>smells fine
>you still don't trust it
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>>4695540
Just regular I guess. Like the process of growing from small to big, towering over others, bursting out of clothes, maybe a small building at the most. There's a certain height that it just get's boring. Like cartoonish at 200ft tall and then characters are fucking buildings.
Around 15-20ft, that's the sweet spot
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>>4695559
Im amazed at the shit I can learn from you guys.

Granted you're telling the truth.
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>>4695573
>>4695550
Kev is a huge bro, he even browses here.
I wish he'd stop with the filly porn though, shit's nasty.
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>>4695549
I'd probably fap to that if it was drawn better.
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>>4695535
Is this even english?
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>>4695590
Are you allergic to apples or do you just hate fun?
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>>4695589
Not him.
Cadance or Shining Armor. Changelings can do whatever they want in the genital department.
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>>4695594
Please go to the old horse
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>>4695554
You.

I feel sorry for you.

Cider fresh off the tree is one of the best drinks ever. If you let it sit for a few days after pressing it even gains a little carbonation and a tart bite to the taste that is simply divine.

If you ever get your hands on it, you should be wary of drinking too much at once though. It can give you diarrhea.

>>4695590
Why not? Only reason I can think of is an allergy and that would suck.
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>>4695592
>Pour milk in coffee.
>It raises to the top of the mug in chunks.
>Drink it anyways.
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>>4695606
Not him but I have mild-to-debilitating reactions to fresh apples. No idea what fresh cider would do to me.
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>>4695562
>Head of lettuce is 2 bucks.
Is that expensive for you guys?
2 bucks for lettuce is pretty cheap in Australia
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>>4695535
>>4695604
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R15IQAVT7Rg
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>>4695557
I've never lived more than ten minutes walk from an orchard
Hell, I don't think I've ever lived at a house that didn't have an apple tree or two in the backyard, except the shitty apartment I have now.
I actually don't have any strong feelings toward applejuice/nonalcoholic cider, fresh or not. Hard cider though, I'm a huge fan
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>>4695600
He's been doing a ridiculous amount of that. Anthro mixed in too.

Not just fillys either.....
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>>4695595
Etymology is fun.
http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?term=cuckold
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>>4695613
>>4695606
I've never had any either.

You guys talkin about non-alcoholic?
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Which ponies would you most want to stand over you, slapping their cocks against their bellies before groaning and gushing pudding-thick spunk all over your body?
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>>4695627
Wow, that's a real bummer.
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>>4695629
>living in Australia unironically
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>>4695594
My nigga
I'm all about the growth itself, the first few stages from like 6-10 ft are the best. 15-20 is good too, I totally agree with you about anything more than that being pointless
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>>4695592
Protip: If milk is past the date (and not spoiled yet), you can bring it to a boil in a pot and rebottle it and it will be good for a bit longer.
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>>4695640
>throatfucking
Best sexual position
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>>4695285
sorry, I don't think I'm gonna be able to go any further
real-life shit is beckoning again, and I don't think it will let me back for awhile
god dammit, I was enjoying that too
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>>4695393
link where?
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>>4695609
Sorry I'll stop talking about it.
He just asked is all.
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>>4695606
>>4695613
cause there are no stores near me selling apple cider or anything close to apples. and we cant grow our own due to climate
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>>4695640
I dunno why people hate on the fillyfuckin, it's all good fun
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>>4695640
Eh, well, if it's what he wants to do I can't really stop him.
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>>4695600
While I agree with fillycon being basically lolicon,
the 2 anal scootaloos he did where unfy
and that rumble with the toy tied to his weeks is super sized unf with a side of unf fries
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>>4695643
No, alcoholic.
They sell Magners most everywhere, you should try some. It just tastes good.
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>>4695631
Hawaii what the fuck are you doing.
I refuse to believe there are actually people like this.
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>>4695516

Not from Hawaii just heard it a few days ago from my Geography Professor who was just there this past December
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>>4695644
Caramel and all his twins/cousins
Lady caramel can come too if she really wants
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>>4695653
High five, bro.
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>>4695393
does apple upload his new drawings anywhere?
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>>4695642
>etymonline
my niggaest of niggas.
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>>4695638
I like my hard cider just as much as the next guy, it's actually my preferred drink.

But my family's annual "cider pressing day" has become one of my favorite days of the year.

Hell, we'll even press other people's apples for free so long as they give us a small cut of the product (2-3 gallons depending on juice yield).
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>>4695653
my nigga
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>>4695663
Is this only because we, or at least some of us, like Kev, or that it's not abysmal like LMJ?
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>>4695673
I don't want to touch you.
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>>4695660
Well that doesn't really answer why you said you will never try them.
Unless you don't plan on leaving your Sand tribe in the middle of nowhere.
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I REALLY AM SO HAPPY!
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>>4695672
Those ponies look like dogs.
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>>4695648
>Living in a country with a government that hates you unironically
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Which pony enjoys smelling dicks the most?
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>>4695685
;_;
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>>4695627
>>4695646
Also peaches and cherries.
>tfw I would pay dearly for teasing a girl by noshing or nibbling on either of the above, letting the juices dribble over my lips and chin
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>>4695640
goddamn his meat is going far down her throat
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>>4695658
Too late.

Now he's drawing Mrs. Cake anthro ass.

http://www.livestream.com/applesarcum
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>>4695689
dogs look like small ponies
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>>4695673
>That hand.
Yeah...
No...
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Would you pop rarity's pimples and suck the pus out?
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JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL
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>>4695668
Darn, I dont drink.

Chances are non-alcoholic tastes like shit.
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>>4695685
>>4695696
Hahaha
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>>4695687
what does that feel like?
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>>4695689
I agree, but it's the only one I've got that has more than one caramel in it
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>>4695699
thats the best part
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>>4695701
How much of it is he saving, and how much has he scrapped?
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>>4695672
WHY DO THEY LOOK LIKE DOGS
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>>4695696
I want you to touch me without me wanting you to touch me :3
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>>4695701
>Now he's drawing Mrs. Cake anthro ass.
hardly, that's not nearly fat enough
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>>4695078
Uh... Link?
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>>4695680
I wish I had some country relatives I could go cider pressing with.
I'm a little jealous
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>>4695705
SHE BANG SHE BANG
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>>4695701
Oh wait it's Pinkie.

The apron threw me off.
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>>4695699
what a waste. I know a much better use for his cum
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>>4695686
It's not that i dont want to try them. Just that i know i cant try them cause cant leave my sand island in the middle of nowhere due to transportation reasons
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>>4695706
Why don't you drink? Can't hurt to try it.
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>>4695711
Feels like what I imagine being Pinkie feels like.
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>>4695643
Yes, non-alcoholic

>>4695663
Me either. There's no harm in the art. Same thing with lolicon.

>>4695668
>alcoholic
>Fresh off the tree
What the fuck are you talking about?

>>4695706
>non-alcoholic tastes like shit
You couldn't be more wrong. Fresh cider is fucking ambrosia. It's what we've been talking about this entire time.
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>Hawaii
Have fun getting raped by your cost of living.

While I'm jelly as fuck that you get to live in a nice place, as opposed to some shithole in the middle of nowhere like me
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>>4695689
>>4695717
>Drawn by CartoonLion
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>>4695722
LIVIN' ON A PRAYER
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>>4695706
You don't have to go get blackout drunk on 151
Just buy the cider and try it
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Would you rather feel a pony's flare slide into your stomach as it obscenely stretches your throat or be the one bloating your partner's neck as they squirm and cum from the sensation alone?
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>>4695736
Sure there's no harm in it, but I just don't like the message. It's still a kid getting fucked in the ass or suckin a giant sausage.
Not my kinda thing
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>>4695736
>alcoholic
>Fresh off the tree
I had forgotten about how the conversation started.
I was just recommending Hard over not Hard.
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>>4695683
Both, I guess.
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>>4695644
The beta stallions. They cannot get a mare and so must make due with a human. By the time they were finished I would be glued into place by their sticky spunk.
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>>4695701
well fuck.

I have to sleep now, and I really want to see this new stuff despite how much MLPG seems to hate it.

can someone fukkin' sav'd that shit before he deleets fucking everything again?
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>>4695739
IT'S 3AM IN THE MORNING
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>>4694528
I made some greentext, and it sure wasn't feels.
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>>4695747
The first one, please, darling.
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>>4695739
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
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>>4695721
While my grandfather does own a few apple trees on his forty acres (which is where we pretty much started our yearly cider pressing tradition), now days we do it at my parents house in the city where they have five apple trees in there backyard and a newer press.

The trees are genetically designed to stay small-ish but give a good yield. We made ten gallons off of two trees this year.
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>>4695747
Second.

>>4695718
But you're a guy.
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>>4695640
>>4695653
>>4695640
Every time till you like it
Which you do
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>>4695701
That's not Mrs Cake's ass, it's not even plush
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>>4695765
We all know you're bi, you can drop the tough guy ultra-hetero act
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>>4695762

AND I'M FREE AS A BIRD NOW
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>>4694528
I drew some things and they dont look too bad but I cant help but hate what I draw and I dont know why
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>>4694528
not yet done coloring it
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>>4695760
Which pony has the length to get that far and the girth to keep your throat bulging?
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>>4695747
>Pone locked into your throat while they fill your belly with cum
yes plz
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>>4695766
>totally not photoshopped guys
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>>4695734
My reasons may not be logical but...

My parents drank and I do not like what they became when they did. Especially my father.

I do not wish to find out if I would have a similar result.

Plus Im not a very social person so the only reason for me to drink would be the taste.

>>4695736
Well if you say non-alcoholic isnt bad I may give it a try.

its only right since Applepone is my favorite
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>>4695770
Because you could be better
Keep trying until you're better
Then try some more
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>>4695747
>second option
Although if she's orgasming I'd rather be cumming inside her pussy.
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>>4695769
SEMEN STAINS THE MOUNTAINTOPS
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>>4695769
BABY BABY BABY OH
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>>4695765
I have long hair, you could always grab me by it.

I promise to shave really good and only make cute, feminine moans.
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>>4695768
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>>4695773
Oh I'd have to guess... Sauren.
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>>4695766
Link moar
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>>4695747
>>4695747
im pretty sure it is impossible to orgasm by having a foreign object jammed down your throat
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>>4695755
no because you're not one of his special friends who gets to see all the secret porn comics he draws of ponies.

you can't get them, because of reasons you can't know.
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Right, well, it's 3 AM. See you crazy bastards later.
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>>4695768
>tough guy

Nope, just straight.
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>>4695750
Understandable.

>>4695751
To each their own. I can't stand store bought cider unless it is hard Angry Orchard is a personal favorite but I will never be able to get enough of the fresh stuff.

Especially after it has had a couple days to sour a little.
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CIDER THREAD!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEZVZ-2k6Po
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>>4695762
IS THERE ANYWAY TO FIX A BROKEN HEART
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>>4695790
Well it's certainly not going to be possible with that attitude
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>>4695799
Such beautiful foilage
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>>4695788
?
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Speaking of Ciders anybody hear tasted coconut cider
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>>4695798
Angry Orchard's way too sweet. Even their 'dry' variety. If I'm gonna get hard cider, it'll be Woodchuck's 802.
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can someone please save apple's stuff?
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>>4695798
I like the kick the alcohol gives it, I think it's just too sweet without it.
I mean I'm no connoisseur, I've only tried a few different brands.
Although I did have some home made cider in Ireland once that was hard, carbonated, and amazing.
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>>4695796
>Nope, just straight.
Suuuuuuure
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>>4695781
I TOOK MY SHIRT OFF IN THE YARD
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>>4695776
It's more than just not bad.

It is my favorite beverage.

It can be hard to find though since all the stuff you would find in standard grocery stores is processed to hell and back. If you know of any apple orchards near your town then you stand a chance of having some since a lot of orchards produce and bottle the stuff for selling on location.

For even more fun, save up and actually get a few trees and a small press.
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>>4695796
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>>4695814
Is that made with the coconut milk or with the actual coconut?
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>>4695796
>Straight
>MLPG
Pick one
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Yeah, sorry DD. Just the idea of sucking off someone who loathes me to the point they're not even sure they want head with no reciprocation required from me is really hot.
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Open floor
See this
Wat do?
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>>4695796
>>4695834
>>4695826
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>>4695842
I'm straight. And I'm in MLPG. What now?
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Applejack would love this thread if she were real
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>>4695844
submit to its dominance and pray it becomes a stallion and ruts me
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>>4695844
How and why would I open my floor?
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>>4695844
I attempt to determine if it's friendly then close my floor
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>>4695852
>>4695852
>I'm straight
It's really cute that you think that.
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>>4695852
Stop lying or leave
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>>4695836
actual coconut
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>>4695860
Well, I'm not Deaf, so there's that in my favor at least.
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>>4695843
subby pls stay
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>>4695816
I've had Woodchuck and thought it okay, but I rarely find it here in Oregon.

We get Angry Orchard and a Washington based label that I haven't tried yet.

I do like a balance of sweet and tart in most of my drinks though.

I'm not a big fan of Granny Smith hard cider at all.

Pear cider is also delicious but I never find it in stores.
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>>4695844
Cuddle it
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>>4695852
You could always stake your claim and prove it, right?
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>>4695843
subby pls go
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>>4695873
>>4695882
I'm getting mixed signals. Guess I am pretty easy to read, though.
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>>4695872
You think this is a fucking game?
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>>4695844
Can you transform into AJ?
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>>4695844
A CHANGELING DESERVES RESPECT and cuddles
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>>4695880
I said I was straight, not that I wasn't a complete beta.
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>>4695890
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>>4695890
I bet you'd play a "fucking" game with him, wouldn't you?
>"Who wants to play strip Twister~!"
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>>4695844
Screw it until it submits.
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>>4695844
Go get the laundry basket and a brick
We monster catchers now
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Was there any good capped ERP last night or today?
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>>4695900
But thumbscrews don't fit on hooves.
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>>4695890
In another world, if I'd have been born into another body (or you'd been born/raised to see men differently) we could have been a perfect couple~
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>>4695904
>capping ERP
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>>4695900
>It takes you as its queen
Would you let a changeling pump you full of goo nonsexually?
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>>4695880
There's only very few men I could go gay for.
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>>4695906
There's no such thing as a "perfect couple" with him involved
Even if you two got along, I'm sure problems would arise when you could no longer afford to support his ski mask collection
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>>4695912
>not capping rp
I need anon fucking Screw pony.
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>>4695903

>catchers

if it is a threat, eliminate it by any means necessary.
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>>4695912
>not naming the gif sending a friend request with kinect
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>>4695890
[objection]! Yes, I do think this is a game, and it's fun because you keep losing.
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>>4695903
>This actually works.
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http://ask-double-entendre.tumblr.com/post/32315421849/some-further-explanations
>that post
>all this drama
Oh god what a wonderful morning
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>>4695912
>Giving a shit what other people cap
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>>4695903
>Not "We Monster Hunters now"
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>>4695929
What is he doing?
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>>4695925
I would actually love to have a changeling, almost as much as I would love to have my favorite pony.

Close enough, right?
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>>4695925

>implying I don't want to suckle your mint flavoured jelly out of your abdomen.
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>>4695925
I love you because you are somebody else
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>>4695928
Why does that look familiar?
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>>4695926
I always lose everything.

>>4695906
Maybe. Maybe.

>>4695921
I own exactly one ski mask, and it's part of a costume.
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>>4695928
When I was but a wee tyke I captured many a chipmunk with a laundry basket and brick, and a pile of sunflower seeds
They really, really don't like that
I tried a squirrel once, they're stronger than they look

>>4695934
>hunting the cute little changeling
>not catching it and getting it accustomed to handling
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>>4695937
I have no idea anymore
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>>4695961
I used to capture lizards and put them in a box.
I had no concept of them needing food to live.

I killed a lot of lizards...
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>>4695954
I made a horrible attempt at cleaning it.
>>4695042
>>
Jay just updated his post again
>PART 1
Some further explanations!

Okay here’s the scoop. (THIS IS NOT REFERRING TO ICE CREAM)

My blogs are gone. (SUSPENDED BY TUMBLR ADMINS)

I’ve e-mailed Tumblr Support asking for a repeal, but I doubt I’ll get them back. (BECAUSE IN SPITE OF MY ATTEMPT FOR REPEAL AND MY STRONG DISLIKE FOR MY HATERS, I WAS IN THE WRONG THIS TIME, AND DID POST SOMETHING THAT WAS AGAINST THE RULES.)

But hey! I doubt I’ll wake up every time I fall asleep (AND HAVE BEEN THIS WAY DUE TO HIGH ANXIETY SINCE I WAS THIRTEEN YEARS OLD, THIS IS NOT A COMPARISON OR RELATION TO THE CURRENT EVENTS AND IS NOT CHANGED AT ALL BECAUSE OF ANY OF THIS.), so I guess you never know.

I don’t want to go around the ban and just post all my art on Double-E’s blog. If I’m banned, I guess I’m banned. I’ll post future art, but eh.

I can advertise my streams here, so I guess I can still try to raise the funds to take my mother to the hospital on October 2nd (1200 mile trip, it’s the only doctor she can go to for the check-up on her wrist tumor).

If people want to donate, my PayPal is patchoullivivenski@gmail.com

I still need like.. I dunno, 500$ more (THIS IS NOT EXACTLY ACCURATE, IT IS AN APPROXIMATION) to pay for the trip. I don’t think we’ll be able to cover it considering I only have a week to make the rest. (I AM EXPLAINING THIS BECAUSE PEOPLE IN MY LIVESTREAM AND PEOPLE ON STEAM HAVE BEEN ASKING ME TO ADVERTISE MY PAYPAL IN HOPES THAT THEY CAN CONTINUE HELPING FUND THE TRIP TO GET MY MOTHER’S WRIST CHECKED OUT. I AM NOT -WHINING- ABOUT ANYTHING, I AM SIMPLY STATING THAT MY MOTHER NEEDS TO BE CHECKED OUT AND I NEED TO RAISE THE MONEY. PEOPLE REQUESTED IT BE POSTED HERE.)

Regardless, I don’t know if I’ll be getting my blogs back. (BECAUSE I WORDED THE DESCRIPTION OF A PICTURE POORLY AND BROKE THE RULES.)
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I like it when it slow
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>>4695940
If you stop loving him

He'll starve to death.

He needs you to survive more than you could imagine.
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>>4695929
>"Son, where did you get this money to get me to the doctor?"
>"I made some pony porn"
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>>4695965
so many frogs;_;
>>
Which pony likes to let me do all the work pleasuing him, just lying back as I obediently worship his cock?

Does he fall asleep after he cums, leaving me to finish myself off alone, careful not to wake him?
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>>4695968
wait, what did he do to get his tumblr shut down?
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>>4695971
So he'll be willing to do just about anything to get me to love him, right?
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>>4695978
drawing CP
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>>4695968
I have no fucking idea what are you talking about but FUCK if I care.

get out faggot.
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>>4695971
I don't see that being a problem at all.
We would have fun while he/she(it?) RPed as any of the ponies I wanted.

>Okay do Fluttershy now
>... aren't you going to talk? Oh nevermind I get it.
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>>4695989
AHAHAHAHA FAGGOT
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>>4695965
I once caught a lizard and me and my buddies hollowed out a little car and stuck it inside.
And we placed a model rocket motor on top of that car.
We then lit it.
The thing spun so fast it sheered the die cast car in half.
The space lizard did not survive the launch.
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>>4695968
>Part 2
I’ll remake Lil Miss Rarity if I don’t, but don’t expect Lil Miss Jay to exist anymore.

I don’t want to talk about my personal life anymore (THIS POST IS AN EXCEPTION BECAUSE IT IS A POST ABOUT WHAT HAS JUST HAPPENED IN MY PERSONAL LIFE. I HAVE BEEN HARASSED AND ATTACKED PERSONALLY FOR SEVERAL MONTHS BY BLOGS LIKE EMDEFMEK AND SHUTUPABOUTPONIES AND I AM EXCLAIMING FORMALLY NOT TO EXPECT VERY PERSONAL EXPLANATIONS ABOUT MY LIFE IN THE FUTURE.). I no longer wish to give my haters any further reasons to continue spreading hatred among their hive.

I’d rather be faceless, and stream without showing myself, or talking in my mic.

That way, those bottom-feeding shits I’ve nicknamed “My Haters” won’t have anything to use as ammunition to continue mongering hate among their little fucking community of vermin like nasty little hateful cockroaches. (I DO NOT WISH TO CONTINUE ATTEMPTING TO GAIN RESPECT FROM MY HATERS AS THIS HAS ONLY LEAD TO ME LOSING MY BLOGS BECAUSE OF THEIR REVOLVING THEIR LIVES AROUND ME AND MY ART. FUCK YOU HATERS. GO EAT A DICKS. [I INTENTIONALLY TYPED “A DICKS” TO GIVE HATERS SOMETHING TO TAKE OUT OF CONTEXT AND BITCH ABOUT. ALSO, TRANSGENDERS. {THIS IS ANOTHER HATER-BAIT}])

I’ll have to set up new blogs to take commissions and start from the ground up rebuilding my popularity in hopes that I can re-build my artistic career that my haters have successfully just destroyed. (SLIGHTLY AN OVERREACTION, BUT STILL, THEY HAVE EFFECTIVELY CUT OFF MY COMMUNICATION WITH MOST OF MY FOLLOWERS AND COMMISSIONERS DUE TO THEIR SUCCESSFUL BANNING OF MY TUMBLRS.)

Stay tuned for updates. (THESE UPDATES WILL HAPPEN.)
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Wait is Rose on her period or something
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>>4695984
Maybe

But remember there's a difference between genuine love and pretending.

If you treat him like an object he will starve
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>>4695975
Jeeze
They were probably going to die soon anyways...
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>>4695984
Well, his entire civilization is ruled by this
So chances are he would have been anyway
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>>4695989
Drawing real cp or pony cp?
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>>4695995
>Part 3
For now, I’m sleeping. I haven’t slept in 48 hours (THIS IS AN APPROXIMATION, I MAY HAVE SLEPT SOONER THAN 48 HOURS AGO), and I’ve been bleeding from my ass because of irreparable burn marks from shitting out stomach acid three months ago. (THAT PART IS LITERAL, PLEASE CONTINUE READING TO HEAR A FURTHER EXPLANATION. IT INVOLVES BLEEDING FROM MY ASS. DO NOT READ IF YOU DON’T WANNA HEAR ABOUT ME BLEEDING FROM MY ASS.)

Yeah, remember 3 months ago when I said I was bleeding? (I HAVE NO WAY TO PROVE THIS BECAUSE MY BLOGS ARE GONE, YOU CAN STOP BEATING YOUR CHINS AGAINST YOUR TABLES WHILE DEMANDING I PROVE THAT I SAID THIS 3 MONTHS AGO [3 MONTHS IS ALSO AN APPROXIMATION {APPROXIMATION IS A WORD WITH TWO P’S AN AN X IN IT}])

Burn scars, the doc told me earlier today! (THIS WAS AFTER HIS MISCALCULATION THAT IT WAS INTERNAL SCARRING CAUSED BY A RAPIDLY ENLARGING PROSTATE, AS HE NOTICED TISSUE DAMAGE AND SCARRING THAT REFLECTED BURN MARKS.)

Nearly 2nd degree! (THAT’S ONE MORE THAN 1ST DEGREE)

Caused by stomach acid. (THAT IS THE ACID IN YOUR STOMACH)
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>>4695996
Why? Is that your fetish?
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>>4695993
Haha I did that too. good times.
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>>4695977
Blueblood
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>>4696004
pony cp
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>>4696008
No but I don't really understand these women problems
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>>4695989
wat? was it that scoot shit he posted?
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>>4695968
>>4695995
>>4696007
What is this internet drama bullshit?
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>>4695991
>>4695984

I like this idea of Changeling pet pretending to be other ponies for my amusement and love. But not in a bad way, he really enjoys it.
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>>4696012
I thought we decided he had a sadistic streak?
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>>4696007
>PART 4/∞
From eating a breading-nugget made of pure compacted spice powder in a box of McDonald’s Spicy Chicken McBites. (IT TASTED PRETTY GOOD AT FIRST)

So my mood’s been pretty horrid for a while because of it.

You would be in a sour mood too if you had a toothpick stuck in your ass constantly and you kept shitting blood! (THIS IS NOT AN EXCUSE TO BE AN ASS, NO, BUT SERIOUSLY, TAKE A TOOTHPICK OR A CACTUS, AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS, AND LEAVE IT THERE FOR THREE MONTHS, I GUARANTEE YOU WILL NOT ACT VERY NICE AFTER THAT [YES, I AM FORMALLY REQUESTING THAT YOU PUT FOREIGN OBJECTS IN YOUR ASS FOR 3 MONTHS TO SEE WHAT THIS FEELS LIKE].)

But enough of the nasty stuff. (THIS IS TALKING ABOUT THE ASS BLOOD AND ME BEING KIND OF MAD)

Just letting you all know what’s up.

Since I don’t have Lil Miss Jay anymore to post it all there. (WHICH IS WHERE I WOULD HAVE POSTED THIS IF IT STILL EXISTED BUT IT DOESN’T, SO I AM POSTING IT HERE. I AM SIMPLY INFORMING YOU GUYS OF WHAT HAPPENED, AND HOW MY HATERS DO NOT HAVE REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS AND MAKE LOVE BY GOING COCK-EYED AND MAKING STRANGE GOBBLING NOISES WHILE HOLDING HANDS [THIS IS NOT A JOKE I’M SERIOUS {THEY ARE ALIENS -THE BIBLE TOLD ME SO-}])
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>>4696016
How is pony cp even falls into any category of CP? They aren't humanoinds.
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>>4695996
"Is Rose having her period your fetish, Anon?"`
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>>4696007
>THAT’S ONE MORE THAN 1ST DEGREE
WHY I LAUGH
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>>4696028
Okay you can stop spamming the general now we get it
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>>4696030
i dunno
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>nobody will ever compliment your art
;_;
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>Jay has to beg for 500 bucks because his mom has cancer.
>GG gets 3000 so he can draw more Boxdog.
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>>4695968
>>4695995
>>4696007
I'm in fucking tears from laughing.

I need popcorn
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>>4695997
>not keeping him starved
how else do you expect to maintain absolute obedience from your changeling?
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>>4695877
Oh you poor bastard. I live close enough to Vermont to pick it up just about anywhere.

Even got to try some of their limited beligan white run recently. Damn tasty.
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>>4695996
>>4696008
>>4696031
It is mine
In fact, Rose is my fetish
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>>4696037
What was there to finish?
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>>4696007
howhorrifying.jpeg
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>>4696026
Just because one tripfag decides to write a greentext doesn't suddenly make something thread-canon. He may well not be a mutilating pyschopath.

and if you ever make me write the words "thread-canon" again I'll murder you nonsexually
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>>4696045
I feel bad for his mom honestly
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>>4696040
Post some
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>>4696037
Jessy shamed him into not doing the rest
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>>4696040
Post some.
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>>4696061
That was pretty funny
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>>4696042
I have nothing but sympathy for Jay's mom for a number of reasons but I wouldn't trust Jay with half a cent.
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>>4696045
AHAHHA

>>4696059
What are you, some ind of faggot?
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>>4696047
By being his only supply
He can be as well fed as he wants
but the moment he disobeys you, the love dries up
and who else could love possible love him but us?
I wonder if the kind of love he gets would start to have an effect on him
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>>4696042
He doesnt need more money he needs more likes on facebook to cure his moms cancer
>>
No one will ever love you.
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>>4696073
I have sympathy for Jay's mom for the fact that she's Jay's mom
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>>4696059
>>4696073
I'm sorry his mom has him as a son.
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>>4696059
His mom encouraged this blatant faggotry.
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>>4696082
I love me
That's one more than you, faggot
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>>4696042
Your move, atheists.
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>>4696061
Really?
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>>4696056
Yeah. He probably hits me if I talk without being spoken to, and hits me if I make eye contact with him, but otherwise just ignores me and focuses on his pleasure.
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>>4696069
what happened?
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>>4696061
>Jessy will never shame you to stop drawing horrible things.
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>>4696060
>>4696064
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>>4696078
Isn't true love the only kind?
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>Eating spicy fast food somehow causes stomach acid to skip through the small intestine and burn the large
I dont doubt he had burn marks inside his colon, but I seriously doubt it was from stomach acids.

Jay stop warming your dragon dildos up before using them.
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>>4696093
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>>4696088
Just like your mom encouraged you to be a massive faggot.
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>>4696095
It wasn't anything outrageous. She just linked to the first one saying she liked it, then noticed the big boob edits some one did and just said "...oh."

Still really funny.
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>>4696102
better than fagnig/10
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>>4696102
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>>4696108
>STOP SHOUTING AT PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET
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>>4696093
Thank you, based pony Jesus
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>>4696093
if God Isnt real then why does Jay exist

Christians - 1
Athiest - 0
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>>4696106
Acid in the small intestine is more powerful than acid in the stomach so it makes even less sense.
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>>4696103
Who's to say unhealthy, possessive, abusive love isn't true?
As long as it is love.
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>>4696110
Oh yeah
I remember that
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>>4696102
hi your art is cute :)
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>>4696061
>>4696061
This is how hateanons being born - some autists screws up the facts and what happened and says blatant lie and no one bother to check, they just start hating.

it always this fucking autistic shitstain that has no name..
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>>4696120
He probably misunderstood what the doctor meant.
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>>4696118
nobody really wins
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>>4696125
Don't lie to him like that.
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>>4696110
Haha
I'm glad I'll never do horrible porn
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>>4696123
I want to be loved as someone's possession.

Not that every-fucking-body in this thread didn't already know that.
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>>4696108
No, really.
She encourages him to draw that horrible shit.
She has a sign that says "Momma approved" for this shit.
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>>4696120
>Small intestine
>Acid
Nigga it's full of bicarbonate.
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>>4696102
It's, uh...hmm.
Keep practicing anon, I know you can do it!
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Why pone thread so slow?
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>>4695968

can i ask a stupid question? is the all-caps thing actually all-caps as he wrote it, or just added for flavor?
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>>4696102
Just draw some more. I'm sure you'll get better if you work on it.

Just don't start reading drawing guides religiously until later. FOr now just draw for fun.
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>>4696144
It's been a slow day. But we've had some really great threads I would say.
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>>4696144
It's Jay's fault.
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>>4696144
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>>4696139
its not even my drawing
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>>4696144
This isn't slow
you should see slow
its so boring its almost exciting
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>>4696131
He was probably upset because the doctor did not understand how important he was.
His mom probably yelled at the doctor too.
And yes, she was in the room for the entire thing.
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>>4696120
Nigga step 1 of small intestine digestion is neutralizing the shit out of everything via buffers from the pancreas. The small intestine isnt acidic. It's just full of enzymes.
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>>4696145
Watching all that wrestling has thickened your head
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>>4696145
He wrote the regular print at first and then went back and added all caps
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>>4696145
Those are Jay's commentary on his own story.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=endscreen&v=xX6RzZEUBlI
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>>4696135
>Swiffer

Hey wait a minute...
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WHY IS PONY LOOKING AT YOU LIKE THIS?

YOU ARE ONLY TUCKING HER INTO BED!
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>>4696137
bullshit
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>>4696158

OH YEAH

WELL

UH

YOUR MOTHER
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>>4696151
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>>4696168
Because I have a lollipop in my front pocket and she's eying it.

No Pinkie you already brushed your teeth, time for bed.
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>>4696151
wtf man, why would you mislead me like that?
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>>4696168
SHE WANTS TO FUCK
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>>4696174
*boop*
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>>4696158
YEAH
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>>4695968
>randomly switching between standard text and block capitals
This bugs me like you wouldn't believe.
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>>4696130
Anonymous. The problem is Anonymous.
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>>4696174
>internal booping

unf
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>>4696168
Because she likes my motherly instincts.
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>>4696168
She has low sugar levels
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>>4696059
Me too
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>>4696168
anon pls
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>>4696155
Whatever. This is what happens when 90% of your knowledge of human biology is the faint memory of an episode of The Magic School Bus.
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>>4696176
because im a lot worse
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>>4696186
>boopregnation

a-ahhhh
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>Jay's stuff
>Rose posts this
Incoming shit fit. I guess today is just the day.
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>>4696169
I only wish I was.
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>>4696194
Can't be
Just draw a circle and draw the rest of the pone
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>>4696195
>boop inflation
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>>4696144
because
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>>4696186
>>4696195
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>>4696195
Oh man
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>>4696186
>>4696195
>vaginal booping
unf
yes please
someone draw that with markerp ony
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>>4696174
Marker pone is one of my three favorite pone
Am I a brony fan of the fandom scum?
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>>4696194
Still applies.
Go practice,
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>>4696200
>conflating Rose venting about her normal life problems with Jay's continuous trainwreck of an existence
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>>4696200
self loathing must be a wonderful thing
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>>4696211
You are__
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>>4696211
yes, actually
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>>4696218
They are both contained in the set of pony artist shit fits.
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>Pony will never call you Mommy
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>>4696209
>>4696207
>>4696206
You did this

I'M GONNA CLOBBER-IT
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>>4696218
>>4696220
Can we stop talking about Rose please
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>>4696200
Nobody cares about that attention whore.

>posting sad or angry images
>no explanation
>waiting for questions and condolences

yeah, classic, old-school tumblr whore
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>>4696207
Who is Shuu's equivalent in Hokuto no Marker?
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>>4696200
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Oh wow the girl who draws these is only fucking 14
I knew she was young but not that young
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>>4696200
What?
Rose doesn't heap her problems or fruit punch based mountain adventures on us like Jay does.
Also Jay draws horrible porn and Rose draws cute things and butts
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>>4696242
i should just kill myself
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>>4696231
Can we stop talking about people please
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>>4696242
link to the tumblr?

I like the style.
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>>4696242
Time to die
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>>4696247
Do it and post pics.
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>>4696252
http://artofthepony.tumblr.com/
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>>4696242
slow as fuck
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>>4696249
Yes, let's talk about this pony

What would you do to this pony?
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>>4696249
I agree
Lets talk about ponies
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>>4696247
Compare yourself to your old art. Don't compare yourself to others.

Otherwise you'll only feel worse.
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>>4696249

no. we're on the road to nowhere, and we can't stop now.
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>>4696225
>>4696224
Welp
Time to suicide
I leave all my porn to Nathan and all my fat porn to Ross
Later, gators
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>>4696242
Ghost isn't the best artist that age I've seen but she's still pretty damn good and her style is so cute and pointy.
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>>4696260
impale her on a stick then hold her over an open flame
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>>4696249
Nyes
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Hot off the presses
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Whatever, Rose is frustrated with herself or something.

We all get a little mad sometimes. You just need to get out your paint brush, and have a grand old time, make something, create something happy.

Who wants to make some happy things with me?
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>>4696261
>>4696260
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>this talk about tumblr
>mfw I haven't checked mine in a while
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>>4696260
Roast her.
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>>4696270
what the fuck asm I looking at
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>>4696268
I do love sharkponies
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>>4696260
>>4696261
holy shiet it's rarity time
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>>4696272
But ah can't paint
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>>4696272
ME I want TO MaKe HapPy ThIngs
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>>4696271
>close eyes for a split second
>apple has already created a new drawing
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WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING?

WHY DOES PINKIE LOOK SO DETERMINED TO DO SOMETHING CHEEKY?!
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>>4696272
But you're dead
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>>4696285
And you never will. You're too old to start learning. The golden time of opportunity has passed and yet another potential skill has slipped from your grasp.
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>>4696293
Because I'm hiding candy in my drawer.
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>>4696271

i really hope that's chocolate.

>>4696260

oh, many things. like lick her all over and make her sticky.
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>>4696298
oh boy, hhhhheeeere the fuck we go
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>>4696293
That's a shopped image.
She's not planning anything
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>>4696242
>>4696242
Looks like dinopopslice aka furrydinner
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>>4696272
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>>4696293
she's been poorly photoshopped
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>>4696281
A pointless waste of money and research. Basically, it's a coating that expands into a buffer between your hand and the hot drink. It's more expensive than a styrofoam cup, and worse for the environment, but we've been told to be horrified by styrofoam so people look for alternatives like this.
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>>4696293
Because she needs more insulins shots
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Why are ponies so much cuter as mice?
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>>4696276
She looks like a cat
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>>4696137
Gonna need a source on this

captcha:pervisti rod
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>>4696298
Nobody is to old to do something
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>>4696314
They aren't
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>>4696314
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>>4696271
1. http://artistic-abominations.tumblr.com
2. submit
3. ctrl+v
4. ENTER
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>>4696298
And yet people start studying new things like languages and what not even though they've been out of school for more than twenty years.

Funny how that works, right?
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>>4696315
Meow
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>>4696307
It's Ghost.
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>>4696285
Traditionally, art has been for the select few. We have been brainwashed to believe that Michaelangelo had to pat you on the head at birth. Well, we show people that anybody can paint a picture that they're proud of. It may never hang in the Smithsonian, but it will certainly be something that they'll hang in their home and be proud of. And that's what it's all about. -Bob Ross
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>>4696314

Because you're a furfag.
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>>4696307
Dino is way, way better.
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>>4696314

Because they can fit in your bum.
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>>4696314
how can ponies into mice
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>>4696318
it's funny that you believe this
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>>4696320
American Tale Mice are best cartoon mice.
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>>4696324
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>>4696314
Because you grew up watching cute mice doing cute things in An American Tail, The Great Mouse Detective, and The Secret of Nimh, and cartoon mice are inherently nostalgic.
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>>4696318
We're too old to be watching cartoons and reading comic books.
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>>4696326
Man I remember when I thought it took a special kind of person to learn drawing, or how to be creative.

I feel bad it just took me so long to realize.
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>>4696328

>exposure to Tess will soon cause a veritable avalanche of Rarity porn by Apple

yesssss
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>>4696337
>mrs briskby
unf
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>>4696341
That was beautiful, anon.
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>>4696324

what kind of cat would Rarity be? Angora, i assume.
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>>4696328
Everything about Chryssy__ is just perfectly designed to give me boners
And the best thing is, most of it is almost canon
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>>4696337
So in other words we have Don Bluth to blame.

Figures.
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>>4696337
No, I had pet mice. They were cute, until I noticed they sometimes eat their own babies. They were less cute after that.
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>>4696341
That special thing you are thinking of is referred to today as "autism".
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>>4696345
Brisby, Briskby is Rose
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>>4696326
yes i can be a great artist if i want to. Rate my drawing pls
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>>4696285
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>>4696358
unf
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>>4696351
>We will never have Drej ponies.
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>>4696360
It's shit
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>>4696326
The internet has made self-educating easier than ever. The best teachers are everywhere. Your peers are everywhere. Sure traditional schools still have their merits, but you can go farther than ever before on your own.
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>>4696355
>eat their own babies

unf
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>>4696346
eh what?
it was, oh good im just kinda like
fuu fuu fuu
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>>4696325
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>>4696360

You forgot Twist's cutie mark.
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too fast 4 u apple
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>>4696367
>Little pony with big pauldrons shouting "I AM THE LAW!"
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>>4696371
Ah knew it
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>>4696376
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Hey MLPG, I finally made my way over to this place that I'm house sitting for half a month.

I got a whole house to myself for half and month and better net connection while I'm here.

What do, draw pone and stram it?
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Why is there no genderflipped Iron Will?
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>>4696361
If everyone is an artist, than nobody is an artist
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>>4696391
That sounds dandy tan the man
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>>4696385
It's ok Applebloom.
Maybe your special talent is being a writefag.
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>>4696398
shitty antagonist pls
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>>4696395
Because he's so manly that even 63 Iron Will is still a guy.
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>>4696391
CMC
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>>4696400
>writing
>requiring talent
lol
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>>4696391
DOOPLISS
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>>4696400
Applebloom write me a story about Diamond Tiara.
I know you can do it.
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>>4696400
Ah tried that too
Applejack thought it was stupid
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>>4696400
Please don't steer her in that direction.

Nathan might grab her when we're not looking.
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>>4696403
So, hes some kind of MANator?
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>>4696405

well then show us your writing anon.
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>>4696391
>not whipping out your mare fleshlight
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>>4696412
>once upon a time in the magical land of equestria
>there lived two ponies
>then everyone died
>the end

rate me
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>>4696414
It's ok, didn't you know, he used to be a pre-reader at Equestria Daily!
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>>4696413
Of course she did, Applejack can't read.
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>>4696413
Applejack is stupid
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>>4696415

>Man-Taur

oh god no
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>>4696414
Oh please.
I will mold her into a >feelsmith
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>>4696420
2deep4me
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>>4696425
>not molding her to your dick
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>>4696421
They kicked him out, you know.
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>>4696420
>no Diamond Tiara
>0/10
You'll never get your cutie mark
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>>4696420
Five golden ponies out of Lauren Faust
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>>4696436
>used to be
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>>4696422
>>4696423

>Applejack
>not Rainbow dash
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>>4696436
He went in star eyed and excited.
He came out a total douchebag.

I think the General corrupted him.
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>>4696413

Hey Applebloom maybe your special talent is milking stallions.
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>>4696444
brony please
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>>4696449
Can you show me what that is?
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>>4696444
Applejack may be stupid but Rainbow Dash is on another level
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>>4696436
Seth told him to stop writing Applebloom fapfics and make some Trixie ones, he refused and was given the boot.
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>>4696445
>Every sane person upon meeting bronies
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>>4696445

he was born bad. it was just lurking under the surface.
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So who's excited about Return to Ravnica?
>>
Would you get Rose drunk for the first time?
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>>4696467
>MLPG helped him bloom into the flower he is.
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>>4696460
That's correct, as a pegasus Applejack is beneath her. Plus she beat her in Iron Mare competition.
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>>4696469
I really hate people that drink, I've lost too many people to it.
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>>4696469
Sure. I would make her Butterscotch Schnapps and Cream Sodas and we would cuddle by the camp fire and talk about which ponies are our favorites.
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Woops, I passed out earlier and didn't get a chance to post this. I guess it's still relevant to people living in Alaska.
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>>4696445
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>>4696476
>I really hate people that drink
Boy I bet you're fun to be around.
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>>4696469
Rose is korean right?
You could probably get her drunk from slightly flat Coca-Cola
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Are there any pony-themed drinks that aren't poorly thought out and terrible like these?
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>>4696476

nobody likes a straight-edge.
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She's gonna be rad when she's grown up
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>>4696476
Stop making friends with idiots.
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>>4696475
>flap flap flap flap flap flap
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>>4696476
For me it's the opposite. I'm glad the people I know who succumbed to drinking made their lives miserable.
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>>4696475
*cheat

corrected it there for you sugarcube
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>>4696483
>Implying you have to drink to have fun
unless you do
then you're a sad fucker
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>>4696491
No, but I've tended bar. Perhaps I could give it a whack some day.
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>>4696499
Most people drink to have fun, Anon.
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>>4696476
>in the year of celestia 2012
>not watching people suffer

ishigy diggy
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>>4696503
Society is sad
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>>4696499
No. The implication is that it's no fun to be around someone with an attitude like >>4696476
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>>4696499
Not implying that at all

I'm implying someone who "hates people who that drink" is probably fucking annoying.
...like claiming that someone who drinks to have fun has to drink in order to have fun.
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>>4696503
I'm perfectly capable of having fun without drinking. Then again I'm mostly on the driver duty anyway.
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Would you secretly buy Applebloom some cider if she needed you to?
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>>4696468

I'm going to my store's prerelease on either Saturday or Sunday.

I don't know if I'm going to go with Azorius, Golgari, or Izzet.

I'm also putting together a Jarad deck for EDH even though it's been at least a year since I've played MTG outside of a prerelease.
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>>4696509
>>4696506
Drinking to have fun != needing to drink to have fun
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>>4696500
What kind of drink would you suggest mixing in a pineapple?
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>>4696491
God those drinks sound horrid
Cider with Southern Comfort and Jager?
Jesus
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>>4696491
I'm a total pleb so I have no idea what's a good mixed drink vs. a bad one but I'm tempted to think that it's really not as big a deal as alcfags make it sound.
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>>4696493

would you patch her up after she takes totally beefs it? would you laugh and call her a baby when she freaks out about the antiseptic's sting?
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>>4696510
>Applebloom holding her breath until you give her something she wants.jpg
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best pony thread
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>>4696510
maybe
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>>4696321
>not found
EAT SHIT YOU CUNT
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>>4696517
>Fruit related drinks
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>>4696517
God pineapple soaked in Vodka are fucking good.
You just bite in at its like a shot in your fruit
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>>4696517
Like inside of a pineapple shell?
dark and light rum with either OJ or guava juice.
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>>4696521

I'd patch her up, but I don't think I'd tease her.
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>>4696524
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>>4696533
Fuck you man
I'm going to eat a delicious pineapple and I want to do something useful with the shell.
That something useful to me is getting loaded.
If you can't respect that then I'm not sure we can be friends.
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>>4696498
It's only cheating if AJ admits she needs a handicap to win, which is the same as admitting she's inferior to Dash.
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>>4696524
It's been too long since we had a Scratch thread

By which I mean it's been too long since we said "this is now a Scratch thread" and dumped Scratch pictures for 10 minutes
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>>4696519
Generally, the simpler the better.
Most of those drinks are just mixing way to much non complimentary ingredients.
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>>4696517

>pineapple bits jello shots
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>>4696468
what
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>>4696544
Rum, coconut water, a splash of club soda
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>>4696541
>pony shyly revealing panties

I would love more of this
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>>4696544
>tfw you cant eat pineapple anymore because of the traumatic memories
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>>4696469
does that mean I have a chance to have consensual sex with her later?
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The only alcohol I have on hand is coconut rum and Bailey's.

Is there any random kitchen shit I could mix with either of these for a decent drink?
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>>4696559
Katia, pls
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>>4696554
>coconut water
ew, you mean milk?
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>>4696559

Did someone shove a pineapple up your ass when you where little to?
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>>4696559
Hitler pls
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>>4696566
Anthro-lover scum pls go

pls
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>>4696566
You can drink coconut rum straight just fine, it's generally low in proof anyways.
Just throw some ice in a glass with it.
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>>4696566
Coconut rum always goes well in bleach
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>>4696559
Did someone hit you in the head with a flail were the ball was a pineapple?
That would be so awesome
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>>4696566

do you have any Coke?
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>>4696545
>running of the leaves
>uses wings
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>>4696566
Coke goes OK with coconut rum, through it's a bit too girly. Bailey's is also kinda girly, but fine on its own.
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>>4696573
No. I grew up (and still live in) Hawaii and when I was 10 my school was putting on a luau as a fundraiser and I had to cut hundreds of pineapples by hand. I didnt wear gloves. I didnt notice it at the time, but by the time I was done, the citric acid had given me second degree burns all over my hands and forearms and it was generally really shitty.
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>>4696589
>mfw somebody did hit me in the head with a pineapple when i was little
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>>4696570
What?
No.
Maybe its different but around here I just go outside, shake a tree and crack one open.
Its fucking great
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>>4696613
my nigga? where you live?
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>>4696608
>Hawaii in charge of basic safety
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>>4696613
I guess if it's fresh from the source like that. Just didn't seem like a good mixer for that drink to me.
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>>4696592
"Girly" is just code for "tastes good." Refusing to enjoy sweet drinks just makes you a drinking hipster.
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>>4696613
>>4696621
He definitely doesnt live in Hawaii. Because only an idiot doesnt trim their coconut trees. That's just asking for a lawsuit.
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>>4696621
Florida
I fucking hate the husks
I just want that sweet meat and wate
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>>4696626
What if it's pink too?
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>>4696626
>"Girly" is just code for "tastes good."
No. No it's not.
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Why is Sweetie Belle so cute
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>>4696630
wat
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>>4696592
>Girly
Oh, what's this thing about My Little Ponies again?
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>>4696607

remember this?
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>>4696626
>"Girly" is just code for "tastes good."
>Any sweet drink is girly
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>>4696641
They're super kawaii
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>>4696634
you live in the US
you can use those husks to make oil you know
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>>4696626
Girly drinks are more popular with hipsters because they're not mainstream. Disliking something because the mainstream perception is that they are too feminine is a pretty normalfag thing.

You hipster.
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>>4696626
I'm not saying I don't enjoy them. I actually do, but I'm aware that it's mostly my female friends who drink them.
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>>4696626
>Implying sour jack is girly
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>>4696626
No. Girly drinks are either overly sweet or brightly colored.
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69 hours left. How hyped are you?

Feel free to admit to having a hype overload, causing a dangerous aneurism that will force you to visit the emergency room late at night.
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>>4696637
>>4696652
>>4696654
>>4696657
Never change MLPG.
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Naaaaaaah, they didn’t hurt me, and LMR will come back. Her blog wasn’t breaking any rules at all. Lil Miss Pictures and Lil Miss Jay are the only two that broke any rules.

Far as I can see, I’m not wounded. Bleeding from my butt, but that was McDonald’s’ doing.

Little angry, but it’ll pass.

Seriously, I can’t stress it enough how silly this drama has been.

>Stomach-acid bowel movement happened.

>Bleeding from butt.

>See doctor.

>Doctor says results will come later.

>Like 2 months later, he says it looks like cancer.

>Have a meltdown that night on my stream and start screaming at some critics because my emotions are going nuts after being told IT LOOKS LIKE CANCER. A transgender joke and some racist jokes with a black friend happen in the meantime, that the haters are NOT happy about. So now Jay is: A racist, a sexist, a cisexist, a butt, the only human being ever to commit atrocities worse than Adolf Hitler and should aptly be named Hitler 2, and a transgender-hating creepazoid. (According to my haters.)

>Turns out it’s not cancer.
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>>4696666
69 hours to what?
What am I missing here.
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>>4696666
Wait, wait, what's happening in 69 hours, mega-Satan?
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READY FLIN
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>>4696666
69 hrs to what retard
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>>4696675
>Too late, damage is done! Haters won’t drop the breakdown.

>Meanwhile, the bleeding and the pain in my ass gets worse.

>I start to freak the fuck out thinking the doctor misjudged, so I go for another check-up.

>Doc says it’s scar tissue that’s constantly tearing from me moving around.

>Doc says (like 5 hours ago) that it’s burn scars and asks if I’ve had a bad bowel movement. IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW.

>Meanwhile, my mother nearly broke her spine, my mother’s wrist that had a tumor removed from it twice started hurting, my brother almost starved to death, and Mushroom Mike died.

>Haters are still FUCKING MAD. JAY IS A FUCKING ASS HOLE AHHHH.

>NOW ALL JAY’S BLOGS ARE BANNED! WOOOOOOOOO!

>Haters are having a fucking hay-day like they just won a goddamn war against Hitler 2.

>While Jay’s just like “Dude, I need to sleep”

>Did you know Reddit calls these implication things “Meme Arrows”?

>What the heck, Konami.
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>>4696670
I love long snake-bodies like that
full homo conditionally
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>>4696666
the worlds gonna end isnt it
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>>4696687
If you have conditions then I'm pretty sure it's not fully homo
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>>4696675
>>4696685
Did that comic about his Hawaiian Punch adventure ever get finished? I only have the first two pages
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Is there anybody else here who couldn't care less about this LMJ drama ?
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>>4696677
>>4696683
>>4696688
>>4696678
Pony or Die

Did you pony? I hope you did. Otherwise you'll die.
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>>4696675
>>4696685
Wut?
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Ready to party /co/?
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>>4696693
Do you even read the thread?
>>4695081
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>>4696700
pls no
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>>4696693
Page 3 came out today. >>4695081
More to come.
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>>4696696
Yeah but oh well.

>couldn't care less

DYEWTS?
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>all this Jay shit

You know I'm kind of amazed at how fast I went from "Holy shit this is hilarious more" to "Oh god when is it gonna end?"

Drama is funny is small doses and exhausting when it's just a constant barrage of shit from a bleeding asshole.
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>>4696696
I dont care about it. But I think it's funny as hell.
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>>4696700
yes please
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>>4696697
Oh, fair enough. I ponied near the beginning!
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>>4696639

AHEM
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>>4696697
I haven't payed any attention to this, so: What is Pony or Die?
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>>4696705
I fucking love Corwin

I appreciate him and his pics so much...why can't he have more artists like him around?
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>>4696702
No, I didn't

Be honest, do you read the entirety of every thread you come into several hundred posts in?
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>>4696700

You know it
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>>4696687

>he curls up around you on the beach of the river as the sun goes down
>even though it's cold, the heat from the sand and the heat from inside him keep you warm
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>>4696697
Im gonna die
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>>4696713
Oh
added to filter, thanks
>>4696714
It's coming soon don't worry
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>>4696718
If it's the current thread I usually do, yeah.
First I go to the bottom to see if anything interesting is happening, then I catch up.
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>>4696719
AAAAAAAAAH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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>>4696697
fuck off retard
why anyone even cares about that shitty failed event
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>>4696714
Artist draws a picture. writer draws a story based on the picture, another artist draws a picture based on that story without seeing the original picture, another writer writes a story based on that picture without seeing any of the previous pictures or stories, and so on.
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>>4696716
and this is why AJ is best pone
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>>4696729
MY LITTLE PONY~
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>>4696731
What's your problem, man?
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>>4696731
Hey

HEY

It's not failed

It's just taking a while...
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>>4696727
Why?

Do you go through the archive to catch up on every thread you miss?
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>>4696708
>reading that
I though everyone just ignore it and hide, lime I do? Apparently not and I'm the only non-autistic person here
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>>4696697
I ponied very recently
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>>4696732
Sounds potentially neat.
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>>4696719
>>4696711
>>4696704
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>>4696729

Is that a scream of pleasure Anon ?
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>>4696715
>tfw Corwin hates me
And I love him so. The world can only handle one.
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>>4696741
No. But it's why I'm here, to see fun pony related stuff. It's nice to get caught up to what people are talking about currently, too.
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>>4696750
>>4696750
NO
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>>4696748
>green
god that looks fucking terrible
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>>4696752
Corwins just pretending

The only person he really hates is Andrew Jackson
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>>4696755
>>4696741
Also it really doesn't take that long if you skip the spam/offtopic/meta stuff.
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>>4696731
/b/read spy detected.

Go back to your own thread.
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>>4696748

>hyper size-vore
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>>4696700
I thought it was over
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>>4696732
>that feel when I haven't got my turn yet
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>>4696747
It has been going for more than 2 months and finally gets posted midnight Saturday.
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>>4696771
>I will never get mine
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>>4696772
>tfw I was supposed to write but Leth never emailed me and he didn't respond to a recent email and I'm too much of a pussy to bring it up

It's probably for the best he seemed stressed out about it enough as it was.
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>>4696732
>mfw I ignored the emails
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>>4696775
Leths been busy since his sister moved to Canada, and he still travels around for hours at a time opening new stores in other parts of Cali
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>>4696785
I originally was going to bring up that he should let some one else handle it if he's going to be really busy so he doesn't get stressed. Too late now I suppose.
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>>4696732
So, it's ending now or can anyone just jump in? I see people talking about getting turns, i don't understand
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>>4696775
I almost offered to write when I heard there weren't enough writefags. I used to write fanfiction before my MLPG/drawing era
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...banana
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>>4696783
You were THAT kid, weren't you?
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>>4696775
He was saying they were short on writers the other day. Might be too late now though, with the ending date set.
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>>4696797
It's probably too late at this point.
But I'm sure we will do other stuff like this in the future.
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Anyone got pics of Trixie? Because it's Doopliss and Trixie time.
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>>4696716
Pleb
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>>4696785
Opening what kind of stores?
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>>4696797
Yeah, you had to sign up like 3 months ago, then you got assigned a date for your turn. On that date, you receive one art (if you're a writefag) or one story (if you're an artfag). You're not supposed to leak your submission or the one you received. You reply back within 24 hours with your submission.
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>>4696817
Sounds fun, too bad I missed it.
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>>4696808
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>>4696808
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>>4696808
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>>4696808
No
Have superior blue pone
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>>4696804
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>>4696831
This one was so adorable. I think the artist is generally disliked but I really enjoy that tumblr.
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>>4696830
>Dashfag is 2slow
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>>4696839
>>4696839
>>4696839
>>4696839
>>4696839
>>4696839
>>4696839
>>4696839
>>4696839
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>>4696830
>dash's tiny face
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>>4696825
>tfw Kloudmutt once was decent
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>>4696835
Same, I really dislike the art and, sometimes, the content pisses me off but the art is preety damn cute, I like the pet dash jsut not the sexual aspect so much
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>>4696835

I like it too

I think the problem is that some don't understand the lifestyle.
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>>4696826
How to make a Trixie picture:
>Take any image of any other pony, their costume, actions, pose, setting, etc. do not matter at all
>Recolor the image to be Trixie
>Don't worry about the fact that the rest of the image isn't relevant to her. Nothing about any Trixie picture is original.
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>>4696851
I mean like
man i'm tired
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>>4696864
I got you anon
shhh no words
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>>4696826

do something with her as an Eighties psychic.
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>>4696771
>>4696774
I just got mine so no worries. I'm working on it right now. Just wait up for yours and maybe just in case send a mail that you are still up to task.

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