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Fresh new horse.

Smelly old ded horse: >>4687152

Will scary spooky things happen in season 3?
Which season was spookier: the first or the second?
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>wolf nanaki

oh what the hell

why not
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IT'S TIME FOR THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE TO HAVE A GREAT AND POWERFUL ORGASM
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>Nanaki thread
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>>4690741
why has this not been made the official marker yet?
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How bad is it if I'm fallen in love with each of the mane 6, both separately and as a unit?
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keep it in one thread horsefuckers
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>>4690758
Are you a fellow Harem brother?
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s2
had halloween 3SPOOKY episode and pony hell cave.
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>>4690758
Very bad.
;_;
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I want to cum inside new horse.
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>>4690758
You need to choose. They won't let you have all of them at the same time.
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>Braeburned is drawing massive Blueblood dick

Unf.
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>>4690785
2fat2fap
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>>4690758

>trying to take the player route

But if you do that you get the Kenshi ending.
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flutterbutt
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>>4690775
>>4690770
Ponies are the best possible thing for a pile to be made of
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>>4690785
>slutty cosplay
>they are all fucking hideous
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>>4690773
i am saddened that we probably wont get another halloween episode this year, i love costume ponies
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>>4690806
>fat
Kill yourself now.
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Does anyone have any drawing requests?
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>>4690770
Harem implies some kinda dominance fetish

I just want to love each of them

Just leaning back, proper up on some pillows and just relaxing all together
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>>4690811
Silly fluttershy, that turtle just came out of the water, it was already wet. You silly adorable little filly you.
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>>4690828

twilight being lit on fire
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>>4690713
oh i'm grateful alright...
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>>4690728
Well there are the gala dresses, those capes in SoME, The first episode where she cleans Twilight up for being messy even tough she was just a stranger and so on

Even more if you consider all the times she put her friends needs above hers, like offering erself as a test subject for the wing spell in sonic rainboom, but those don't really count as generosity
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>>4690697
Really Twilight is the most since its easier for her to be 100% in element. And imo Rarity is the 2nd most. While she has a few glaring examples, i think Dash has the most but a lot of them are subtle things. She is always at the ready to fight for her friends.
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>>4690817
Haha that's a beautiful train of thought.
>>4690832
Hmm, I suppose it does. But I think you can still consider yourself a Haremfag just minus the dominance.
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>>4690828
Applebloom teaching Sweetie how to buck apples.
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>>4690817
>rarity's dainty little breaths
>dash's legs moving up & down when aj breathes
>that ear twitch
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How would you spend Halloween with your favorite pony?
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>>4690848
But i think she is also the one most guilty of going against her element.
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>>4690828
AJ and Dash having a jam session using a harmonica and a bass guitar respectively
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>>4690828
Rarity teasing Sweetie for liking a colt in her class
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>>4690828
sweetie belle
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>>4690832

Harem doesn't necessarily imply dominance.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwgfMfNeR_0
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>>4690871
What
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>>4690870
Doing whatever he wanted to
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So, this is pretty shit mlpg and I'm unhappy I have to do this and I couldn't think of a better topic. But now it's too late.

How does my suicide letter look so far? (as this will probably be the last thing I write before I kill everything in a flood of spaghetti)

Suggestions?

I have to do a speech in front of the class based on this.
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>>4690889
/)
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Dear MLPG,
Today, I just tried a new form of masturbation. I saw an anon post this method one day and I just had to try it. What I did was gather a ziploc bag and put into a folded towel, which I then placed between the mattresses of my bed. I realized that I would need lubrication to enjoy it but I didn't possess proper lube. So I improvised; I grabbed some handsoap and dabbled some of it within some within the bag. I knew that soap would burn a bit so I put on condom, it would provide some extra lubrication.

So, while listening to Aeroplane Over the Sea by Neutral Milk Hotel, I penetrated the plastic orifice. It was an an awkward experience at first, mostly because the whole situation seemed so silly but I was horny and my hand simply wouldn't be enough, I trudged onward, trying to find an appropriate motion that felt good. Soon enough, i did and it felt surprisingly good. In the back of my mind, I thought of what my roommate's expression would be if they walked in on me but I knew I was alone in the house so that boner killing thought was laid to rest.

By the time "oh Comely" had come around, I was finally on edge. I was surprised that this odd method of self-pleasure would even work but it was working, so I just went with it. I kept on with it, Once the line",,,Moving your mouth to pull out..." was sung by Stephen Magnum, I exploded in an ecstatic delight, the feeling of my cock being squeezed between the mattresses while I came. It was like I was really cumming inside rainbow dash

With my orgasm over, I slowly pulled out savoring the feeling of the bed's edge pressing against my pleasure stick I was in shock that the ridiculous contraption had worked. I just smiled, it got me off and that was enough for me. With that, I checked off my mental list of sexual things to try,

sincerely, Anon
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>>4690891
Not him and I'm trying to think of specific examples but I feel like sometimes she acts greedy.
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>>4690898
pls no.
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>>4690889
(\
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>>4690739
I've seen this guys a million times and have no idea what he is so I'm just going to be a slowpoke and ask what the hell he's from.
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>>4690898
>doing a presentation on MLP
You poor, stupid bastard. Why?
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>>4690898

Murder your own self.
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>>4690870

Probably watch ghost shows, they would make for an excellent opportunity to score some cuddles.
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>>4690870
trick or treating of course
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WHY ARE WE BEING SPAMMED WITH COSPLAYS AGAIN
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>>4690921
He was extracted from a file from an online quiz on Hasbro's MLP site.
People are assuming he might be a villain in S3.
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>>4690870
Help her prank ponies, while going back and forth pranking each other between each prank
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>>4690925
He fucked up while trying to talk a bout a different subject and now he's stuck with a presentation about MLP's fanbase
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>>4690925
Because I have ponies on my mind and I literally couldn't think of fucking anything else. I had a week to think of anything but I couldn't. I've failed so hard.

It's not on ponies specifically though, it's more about the fandom's origin and spread?
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>>4690870
We would Fuck all night, screw Halloween
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>>4690870
Drag her out of the house constant;y saying that her costume is ready and it's perfect
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>>4690947
Thanks, that explains it.
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>>4690962
That's even worse you thundercunt.
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Dicks.
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>>4690962
Just don't do it.

Hey, listen.

Don't do it.
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Which pony likes to tease me constantly but deny me any sexual gratification?
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>>4690953
So long as he remembers to say that most of what is being represented in the media today started out as a joke that people took seriously, he should manage to deflect a little scorn.
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>>4690969
Err I can't tell if you are being sarcastic or not.
If you are, that is literally all we know about him.
if not, then you are welcome.
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>>4690982
Dash
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S1 was spookier for sure, what with the creepy forests, zombie pones, giant ethereal bears, and medusa chickens.
S2 had what, a Halloween episode?
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>>4690947

he's also best horse
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>>4690982
That pony you rode at the fair 10 years ago.
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Daily reminder that Futashy is canon
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>>4690995
>implying dash would ever leave you hangin
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>>4690980
It's too late now. This is worth like 15% of my grade.

>>4690983
>Being represented in the media today
I still say most people have never heard of the mlp fandom.
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>>4690991
I was being serious. Sorry if I sounded ungrateful.
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>>4690975
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>>4690975

Would you let Celestia's mouth anywhere near your dick if she was wearing braces ?
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>>4691019
Celestia needs braces!
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>>4690911
>Stephen Magnum
I wish I didn't laugh so much
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>>4690995
I hope she does it as a means of controlling me and getting me to do favors for her, both sexual and nonsexual.
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>>4690870
I would not spend it with Flutter, because she well be held up in her house too scared to come out. But then, her friends would break into her house dressed as monsters, and have sex with her.
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MLPG

I think....I'm in love with Fluttershy. What should I do?
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>>4690739
My biggest problem with the guy is the blood red gradient horn.
I mean really what the hell.
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>>4691042
Genuflect.
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>>4691041

>Not dressing up as a monster yourself and having sex with her.
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>>4691042
Tell her how you feel, and then watch her laugh at you. And just when you think you couldn't feel worse because you think she's laughing because she thought it was a joke, she reveals that she's laughing because she would never date some one like you.
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>>4691042
Remember that she isn't real, she's a cartoon.
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>>4690923

and starting to question if those tits are natural
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>>4691042
Be happy in your choice of such a lovely pone.

>>4691049
YOU MUST DRAW FLUTTERSHY BEING ADORABLE.
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So, how many fans of the show do you think actually exist worldwide? Half a million?
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>>4690995
dash doesn't have the self control to not give into her own needs.

Rarity. Fluttershy does it on accident because she keeps freaking out at the very last second.
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>>4690975
My chest hurts.
Am I dying?
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>>4690889
thank you
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>>4691066
Considering the majority of fans is still little girls, maybe a few million.
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>>4691060
but i like it when fluttershy has sex with her friends
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>>4691061
anon pls

don't bring the real world into things
these are cartoon pones
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>>4691077
Hey you asked.
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>>4691074
Alright, how many of those aren't little girls?
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>>4690898
talk about how the fanbase is completely based on sexual deviancy for cartoon horses
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>not listening to Zecora's VA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4bPrVVDb5g
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>>4691061
That really makes me wonder how Fluttershy would react if someone confessed their love to her.
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>>4691066
At minimum? 22 trillion.
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>>4691066
just adults? a bit less, maybe 400,000.
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>>4691092
Well, looking at the reddit my little pony page, there are 40k+ subscribers so I'd say somewhere around 50-100 thousand.
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>>4691093
>not Rape Bench.png

DYEMLPG?
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>>4691104
she would just start farting uncontrollably.
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>>4691066
2.1 million
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>>4691104
pic related
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>>4691075

Dress up as a monster watch her have sex with her friends then.
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>>4691093
Feels like I haven't fapped to Jessy's voice in forever.

Welp.
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>>4691127
Deal. I don't think she will recover from that for a week.
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>>4690844
>a low chuckle escapes her lips as your hand slips over her cheek, covering her cutie mark with your palm
>she inhales sharply as you squeeze, allowing your fingertips to sink into her rear
>her body leans back against your touch, digging your fingers further into her plush flesh as she peeks over her shoulder at you with half-lidded eyes
>"This excites you, doesn't it~?"
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>>4691066
Considering bronies are stronger than the nazi's, however many Nazi's existed in germany + a few million.
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>>4691102
Holy hot damn.
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>>4691066
I dunno. Would you say


*WOOSH*

Ten million?
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>>4691102
Does it talk anything about the show. New news or behind the scenes stuff?

If not I don't care.
I really don't care of interviews besides that or is Tabitha
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>>4690898

this >>4691098
make sure to include pictures which display said sexual deviancy in your presentation including, but not limited to, bestiality, futa, and cp
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>>4691142
I don't get it.
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>>4691070
>Rarity
Would she magically edge me for a few hours while I help her in the shop, before abruptly stopping at closing time, "Well, that's enough for today. Now, would you please see to me in return?" she'd say before turning around and presenting herself to me, magically forcing my head down to her lips' level?

If I tried any funny business, trying to deny her as payback, would she sit on my face and choke me until my spasming tongue and gasping mouth brought her the pleasure she sought, before lifting herself and chiding me firmly?

Do you think she'd bring home other Stallions and expect me to watch or even help, or clean up after them?
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zebras steal
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>>4691142
stream where
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>>4691142
Someone stream it
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>>4691043

>not loving the giant red gradient horn

wolf nanaki pls
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>>4691157
I didn't know Ice Pack played baseball.
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>>4691157
That's racist.
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>>4691142
You know the rules.

Stream.
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>>4691157
get that zebra out of here and get me a pony
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>>4690708
Nothing like a fresh horse.

Fresh and HIP!
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>>4691118
>"Fluttershy? Can I confess something to you?"
>"Yes, Anon?"
>"I-I love you!"
>ffffffffffffffffffffrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTT~ toot
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>>4691147
Might as well go out restrained and screaming having people thinking I'm a pervert I guess.

Thanks guys /)
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>>4691155
The last part not really.

I really don't see Rarity as someone like that
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>>4691168
GG draw that zibba playing basketball
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>>4691141
i would, but she is required to talk only in rhymes
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>>4691157
> "... Cute Mark Kleptomaniac Crusaders?"
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>>4691184
There are a lot of people who really actively dislike cuckold fetishism, even people who like relatively wacky fetishes. I don't get the disgust.
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>>4691138
Yes.

God yes.
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>>4691172
>get that zebra out of here and get me a pony
how about this
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>>4691181
>fluttershy farts for the next 10 minutes
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>>4691204
>people jack off to this.
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>>4691066
EQD posted this in their 200m hit celebration post. I'm not sure how much of that is made up of people not part of the fandom, but it's something.
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>>4691138

Not a bad butt, I'll admit. I think I'll need to feel around a little bit more though, just to be sure.
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Why is TWILY so perfect?
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>>4691202
>Applejack
acceptable!
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>>4691198
Oh I have nothing against cuckold I even like it a bit


But it doesn't fit Rarity at all.
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>>4691222
applepack
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>>4691202
GG pls
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>>4691202
Big Packintosh
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>>4691150
i dont either but apparently something needs to be streamed
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>>4691198
Some people connect sex with love
You have sex with people you're in love with, therefore, having sex with someone means you love them. Coupled with monogamy makes people unhappy
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>>4691224
>liking cuckolding
>at all
That is one of the worst fetishes in the history of fetishes.
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>>4691228
whatever!
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>>4691218
it's those damn canadian viking genes
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>>4691213
>88.52% Returning Visitor
>11.48% New Visitor
>0.00% Other (34 Visits)

24 visits by people who weren't returning and weren't new? Wtf?
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>>4691213
>6 million uniques
>37% bounce
>figure half those that didn't bounce are actual casual+ members of fandom
1.9m uniques who are at least casual members?
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> EVERFREE RADIO
Shit no.
> Zecora's VA
... Okay.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4bPrVVDb5g
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>>4691204
>You try talking over the sound but the farts just get louder
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>>4691150
>>4691237
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWKB86iSlFo
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>>4691238
>Some people connect sex with love
I would say "most". By a longshot.
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>>4691246
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>>4691244
this, being a beta faggot isnt a fetish, its being a beta faggot.
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>>4691209
>not knowing a joke when you see one
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>>4691218
Because he's radical and gnarly.
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>>4691274
Shining Armor being Poochie is one of my favorite silly fanons.
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>>4691244
It is and it's starting to creep pornographers out. Like really. They're starting to wonder if they aren't magnifying a really fucked up fetish that denigrates the boyfriend/husband and invites some really fucked up power dynamic AND often works on a racial axis, as it's always BIG BLACK CAWK.
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She's here to watch all those spooky, scary things...
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>>4691274
He looks like he's been hit in the face with a shovel.
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>>4691141
Holy cow she's purdy.
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>>4691266
>implying people wouldn't jack off to it
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>>4691274

i chuckled
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>>4691254
>You just walk away and try to bring it up tomorrow
>she does it again
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I think Jay deleted his tumblrs
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>>4691244
D-does it still count if i want to be the guy that the girl is fucking in front of her significant other?
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>>4691287
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>4691287
That is nowhere near a human face. It looks way too short and > dat fucking nose.

Also the horn should jut out, not up.
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>>4691298
WHY DO YOU CARE
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>>4690739
I like this nigga
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Would you lay back and watch TV while pony rested their head on your chest and slowly fell asleep to the sound of your heart beat?


Would you let them rest silently, even if something really terrible came on TV and you cant reach the remote?
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>>4691300
That just makes you a bull.
Mah niggah.
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>>4691292
>implying I even give a shit if they do
>I laugh, they can fap
And all is right with the world
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>>4691286
I just don't understand how it's anywhere near as fucked up as fetishes with actual, physically dangerous fetishes like, say, scat, or even bloodplay/rough bondage.
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>>4691287
Did Kloudmutt get worse?
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>>4691287
bleh bleh bleh bleh bleh
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>>4691306
yeah Klondork can be funny from time to time
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>>4691287

wait a minute

was that made by Kloudmutt?
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>>4691306
Try felatting HER horn.
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>>4691315
Opinions.
I agree though, I think those that involve things that are repulsive in there own right regardless of the sexual connotation are far worse.
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>>4691300
That just makes you either an asshole going for someone you know is already in a relationship, or a dupe who decided to play along because, hell, people are fucking weird and they'd probably do something if you didn't.
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>>4691300
>D-does it count
>being the beta bull
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>>4691315
this

OMG CHEATING is nowhere near as bad as any other fetish.
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>>4691332
But if the dude wants to watch his wife getting fucked by a bull, what's wrong with being the bull? You're providing sexual gratification to two people instead of one, and that's awesome.
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>>4691332
I wouldn't say I'm an asshole if they both want it. Because they do both want it to happen right? That's the point?
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>>4691307
no because it would end up being the same thing that happens with my cat
Sometimes he sleeps on my stomach, and I giggle at how he rises and falls with my breathing, then I laugh at how my giggle made him stutter up and down, which makes him bounce more, then I end up full blow belly-laughing and he runs away and then I'm alone again like I always am
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>>4691335
Then we get to fetishes like mindbreaking and stuff like that.

How is that better
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Why is one of the first few questions always LOL DID YOU HEAR ABOUT BRONIES?!!!
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what if it's not a power/emasculation thing and the guy just likes seeing her get fucked
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>>4691298

>caring

>about Jay's tumblrs

pls anon

pls
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>>4691346
This
This is the only reason I like this fetish
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>>4691346
What if you drew it
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>>4691346
OH SHIIIIIIT

IT'S TIME
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>>4691317

it thought it was pretty decent compared to the other stuff that he is been making lately
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>>4691345
Because the people who do these are selfish and want to hear the voice actors talk about them.
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>>4691337
If the guy is into it, then it's not cuckolding
It's just a guy who likes having a slutty wife
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>>4691319
I ship these two faggots
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>>4691317
I don't think that's by Kloudmutt. Can you tell what the top-left watermark says?
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>>4691214
>"Ohoho~ You want more time with the great and powerful backside, do you? I predicted as much. It is hard to resist such fine...'endowments.'"
>"I suppose I could extend my ever-so-generous offer..."
>"But in return, you must do something for me."
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>>4691334
Most bulls aren't the hyper-aggressive guys you think them to be. It's just that the cuck is more beta.

Hell, sometimes it's not always "cuck," it's just "I like to watch my wife get fucked by someone else." "Cuck" can mean shit like getting verbally abused and made fun of for having a smaller dick or something.
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>>4691305
>>4691352
i just thought MLPG would find it a little funny that he rage quit like that. im sorry i mentioned it, please return to your fetish discussion
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>>4691346
Then he should get a mirror.
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>>4691374
Ah, I guess it boils down to semantics. I was under the impression it was a situation that they both wanted, not like this.
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>>4691342
what's mindbreaking?

like that shit you see in anime?
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>>4691383
http://ask-kloudmutt.tumblr.com/image/32249328372
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http://z13.invisionfree.com/GABF/index.php
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Have you had your dose /mlpg/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KI6WOf1OW0M
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>>4691383
>Can you tell what the top-left watermark says?
It says Kloudmutt
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>>4691383

it is by kloudmutt; it's on his gallery over on DA.
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>>4691396
That's not how you spell Doyu
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>>4691375
>"I'm here to make watching this cartoon even more uncomfortable to watch around family members."
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>>4691400
Basically brainwashing the partner to be a cockhungry fuckdoll
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>>4691394
We are too pleasant and relaxed today for that. It's nice. Try again tomorrow.
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>>4691346
That's voyeurism.
>>4691337
>>4691338
If you can rationalize it so you enjoy it, fine, I won't judge you. out loud It's just one of those fetishes that seems to break apart the foundations of trust that relationships are supposed to be built on. And I'll admit that there are people out there who can and will enjoy that sort of thing. I'm not denying that. I'm just saying, in my opinion, it's a terrible fetish and shouldn't be.
NTR is just an awful, awful fetish in my mind.
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>>4691286

Having actually been the "bull" a few times I have to say that the couples into this stuff ranged from "kind of kinky" to "all kinds of fucked up".

Some guys are just really vouyeristic and like to watch their s/o get plowed by another guy (or in some cases they are small/impotent and like having stand in) and other times its some fucked up S&M thing.
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>>4691404

jesus christ
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>>4691403
God fucking dammit, it's back?
Also why the shit did you go out of your way to find this in the first place?
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>>4691408
>>4691405
>>4691402
Huh, well there you go.
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>>4690867
>don't forget pinkie leg's and rarity's hooves
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>>4691403
im on a list now that i followed that link arent i?
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>>4691402
One thing I hate about Kloudmutt the most besides his new style is his broken english combined with "lulz t4lk"

Holy shit it's so cringeworthy.

>>4691404
Oh hey, you still drop by here!
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>>4691346
It's rarely ever not an emasculation thing in porn. And porn is the sort of thing people emulate and start to get a complex about.

Before you know it, otherwise normal would-be swingers are convinced their ONE option is to thank the guy for dogging his wife and would he please give Little Miss Sir to fuck his own wife.

Fuck that noise.
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>>4691410
>When Doyu orgasms he screams YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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>>4691404
Whoa you are alive.
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>>4691366
>flitter's little blush

hhnnnggg
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>>4691398
> Mr. Cake likes to watch
> and then fuck his wife when she's already good and warmed up

My boner is infinite.
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>>4691432
>>4691438

Only for you anon-kuns

pic related, rev up those tablets
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>>4691404
are they legit retards or just internet retards? either way, it needs to stahp

>>4691413
sounds neat. weird, but neat
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>>4691404
I know they are just having fun but.


God Dammit. I had to stop and lay my head down for a second.
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>>4691419
> MLPG fan
> actual bull
Neat.

Are you chosen for your package, your skill, or your ability to not say a fucking word about it after the fact?
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sometimes i fantasize about her having sex with another guy at the same time I have sex with another girl. We high five each other.

Sometimes I'm having sex with the guy and she is having sex with the girl
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>>4691400
It's when you kidnap a girl (sometimes she goes of her own will, but it's usually non-con), and pretty much shatter her psyche, turning her into a near-mindless cock-hungry slut.
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>>4691404
Haven't posted this in forever.
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>>4691449
Please tell Moophins to drop by here some time again.

pls ;_;
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>>4691403
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>>4691449
Draw Dash in a saddle
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>>4691464
Smile pls
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>>4691463
Stop talking about your fantasies, Deaf
They're almost always horrifying
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>>4691404
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>>4691463
what an awful fucking fetish
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>>4691464
That guy not dancing makes the moment.
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>>4691464
>tfw he dances better than you
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>>4691464
What kind of dancing is that?
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>>4691481
This isn't one of my fantasies.
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Would you let a pony wear your way too big for them shirt?

Would you let them crawl under your shirt while you're wearing and and go to sleep?
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>>4691481
> implying Def is the one who keeps bringing up how sweet it'd feel to be inside Rarity as she seizes
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>>4691463
>>4691484

Darf's fic was pretty damn hot.
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>>4691498
Anything that involves non consensual degrading shit is your fantasy
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i wana be to tried to fuck my own girlfriend so i make a cute twink in a gimpsuit fuck her for me. but when they are done I'm horny and she's messy so i bend him over and fuck his ass while his dick is still inside her.
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>>4691499
yes
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>>4691454

Ability to be silent and the fact that I've got a fairly decent size (especially for where I live).

Honestly its not something that I'm especially into doing, but if it comes about then I'm up for it. I used to swing with a female friend of mine and after she moved some of our friends would call me up to play it out.

Haven't done it in a while.
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>>4691514
Not quite anything.
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>>4691499
Ooo I haven't seen that drawn in a while.
I'm going to start requesting that.
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>>4691484
I love this series
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I finally found something that's as gay as that stalliontrain pic.
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>>4691499
>>4691499
>Would you let them crawl under your shirt while you're wearing and and go to sleep?
Someone draw this please
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>>4691499
Of course.
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>>4691464
>Guy holding the cup, not dancing.
>"My feet hurt"
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>Cuckolding General
Ughh..call me when we're talking about chubby ponies or something
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>>4691497
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>>4691417
I accept that it's your opinion, it's just very frustrating that I can write mRarity raping femanon and get praise, then write fRarity cuckolding mAnon and get booed off stage and told I'm a sick pervert.

The vast majority of IRL cuckolding is, at least by my guess, fully consensual. The guy has a degradation fetish and likes the idea of his wife sleeping around and telling him how much better her boyfriends are. The wife either likes the freedom or plays along to humor her husband's fetish. The bull wants sex. I'm sure it happens, but I don't think it's very common that the husband doesn't want his wife sleeping around and flaunting it, but is too beta to do anything. Certainly most of the "Husband in the same room watching the bull fuck his wife" scenarios have to be consensual. And that's really my fetish, not so much the cheating aspect. Watching someone you devote your life to telling you you're a shitty lover and seeking pleasure from better lovers, while still keeping you around for money/oral sex or whatever.
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>>4691499
yes, and then i would pull the shirt down so it wraps under my legs, fart, and hold her inside
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Hey has Pony or Die been released or what?
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>>4691473
Sorry, have a pink.
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>>4691509
>mfw
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>>4691157
I like zebras. Zebras are nice. Please update Ask Ice Pack. He's cute.
But we need buffalo too.
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Which grown up CMC do you prefer?
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>>4691536
What if pone turned out to like that
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>>4691522

Still not as gay as this.
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>>4691529
chubby ponies you say
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>>4691386
I'd do anything for her.
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>>4691539
You are now imagining Pinkie trying to get in your pants nonsexually
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>>4691531
Why are you using that name constantly now?
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>>4691529
Would you let your chubby pony get fucked by a chubby bull?
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>>4691531
>or plays along to humor her husband's fetish
From everything I've seen, this is usually the case.
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>>4691547
then I would do it to her every chance I got
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>>4691522
>stalliontrain
I like the train stallion
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>>4691549
>far left
I would a dash insecure about her weight, all while insulting her and making her cry.
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>>4691528
HAHAHAHA
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>>4691546
Right Sweetie and Scoot, left Applebloom
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>>4691466

Haven't seen him in a long time. If I ever seem him again I will make sure to tell him to visit

>>4691470

Bought an intuos 4 tablet, it somewhat helps with that sensitivity but still under the learning curve. Also here ya go, something he drew a while back (ironically)
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>>4691546
>those Sweeties
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>>4691526
Adorable as fuck yo.
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>>4691386

What do you have in mind ?
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>>4691549
... Go on ...
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>>4691546
Far left
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>>4691556
Because I'm an attention whore. Also lets people who don't want constant FETISH FETISH FETISH filter me.
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>>4691555
>She grinds against you mid dance and manages to undo your belt and unbutton your pants before you realize what is going on.
>She moves away and you have to scramble to keep your pants on.
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>>4691558
No I wouldn't because I'm not an impotent omega. I can fuck my chubby pony myself
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>>4691548
You know, I'm pretty gay, and even I think those drawers are a little bit much.
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>>4691571
can you draw fluttershy's butt?
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>>4691564
lel ranbo das is a slave so hot clopclopclop xd upboat
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>>4691558
I don't have a fat fetish like Ross, but god if I don't like bigger women with dem curves.
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>>4691546
Right AB is better, but Scoots and Sweetie are better on the left.
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>>4691545
What if a Zebra male prostitute
meets a female Buffalo truck driver
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>>4691563
Promontory is best train stallion.
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>>4691571
Is Joowz still alive? Will you stream S3?
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>>4691499
no, but only because i would have a heart attack and die.
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>>4691546
Right applebloom with the left one's cutie mark.
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>>4691586
I remember the old XY Magazines. They had ads for those kind of underwear every other page.

It's really, really gay.
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>>4691546
Applebloom with the Handkerchief
That is adorable
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>>4691598

Maybe. Probably not, I might be working overseas for a job.
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>>4691595
>Together they fight crime.
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>>4691597
Goddamn it I shouldn't laugh, but I sure am.
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>>4691597
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Would you turn off the heat on a cold night so the only way to be warm is to stay under the covers with your pony?
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>>4691616
>she uses it to wipe off cumstains
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>>4691522
>filename contains SB in capital letters
what the actual fuck
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>>4691627
yes, I would make it even warmer with my farts
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>>4691627
>running the heat in the first place
do I look like I'm made of money?
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>>4691627
>no hiding the blankets and saying they are in the wash so the only way to get warm is maximum cuddles
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>>4691627
No, but I'd stay warm under the covers with my pony so I could turn off the heat and save on the energy bill.
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>>4691597
>Pip 'sheaths' his sword.
>Everyone could hear the screaming.
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>>4691617
Well, shit...
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>>4691627
Yes but no.

I'd turn off the heat because its fucking expensive to run.
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I was gone all day

did i miss any news

about the show i mean
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>>4691591
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>>4691551
>"Anything?"
>chuckling ominously, she rests her hands on your shoulders, pressing her breasts against your back as she whispers into your ear
>"Well, you've let your hands have their fair share of fun..."
>her hands slip around your sides, coming to rest on your chest
>"It's only natural that the Great and Powerful Trixie should have her turn as well...no?"
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>>4691633
OH SHIT
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>>4691650
I'll call now
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>>4691627
I prefer sleeping cool
I can't sleep well when it's too warm
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>>4691650
LOOKS LIKE NOTHER SCORCHA
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>>4691627
>Not having a furnace pony that makes heat free.
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>>4691633
Random character generation is fun.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIqikVRz2rs&feature=player_detailpage#t=1366s

Sweetie Belle is getting mad at Minecraft listen to her scream.
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Just some more weeks...
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>>4691661
COOL
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>>4691656
Yes it is.
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>>4691627
Lyra pls
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>>4691669
I dont give a fuck if she is Sweetie Belle. That's fucking annoying and I'd slap her. I fucking hate kids.
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>>4691670
>Comic
>show
>possible movie
A new golden age will come
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>>4691571
applebloom tangled up in her cute bow
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>>4691669
I am truly sorry for her lots
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Which pony waifu would be most excited when she learned I was bi?
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>>4691656

Fair's fair
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>>4691627
Yes. I like the thought of it getting cooler progressively throughout the night gently forcing pony to hug me tighter.
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>>4691669
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIqikVRz2rs&feature=player_detailpage#t=1366s

she is not cute anymore
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>>4691617
That sucks.

Oh well, good luck in your job bro!
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>>4691669
whelp sweetie bell confirmed for worst CMC
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>>4691664
Her time here was too short
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>>4691669
That's annoying as fuck but I'm pretty sure she's just doing that for the camera.
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>>4691694
>dem Dash feels the other night
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>>4691650
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>>4691706
Her and Waterbottle pony
Both are great on cool nights
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>>4691706
Not
>She had a good run but now she's furnaced.
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>>4691695
No, dude, she's more adorable than ever.

Imagine that strangled scream as you break her hymen.
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>>4691705
>>4691695
>>4691682
>MLPG only likes serious VA that play serious games and listen to serious music that also eat serious food.
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>>4691681
We need more Lyra feels.
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>>4691706
Would you prefer furnace pone to have a scalding hot, cast iron belly, or a pleasantly warm stiff-yet-pliable fleshy belly?
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>>4691706
We got a little burned out Anon. The spark will rekindle later Im sure.
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>>4691721
Oh come on, she's a grate pony. All she needs is for someone to stoke some interest in the subject, and she won't even have to ash you for more attention.
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>>4691724

Megasweet please
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>>4691706

>too short

I think you meant her time here is ogre.
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>>4691728
No. I just said I just hate kids.
If Tara was acting like that I'd hate her too.
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Which pony walked into your college classroom,
sat down right next to you without even saying hello,
tooted,
then blamed you?
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>>4691728
the hell is serous food?
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>>4691718
my nigga
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>>4691724
oops, I didn't mean to break it. If I get a new one to replace it, will that be okay? I don't know where to shop for them though. I don't really even know what it is.
Sounds like a kind of vase
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>>4691728
there is a difference between being silly and being annoying.
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>>4691730
Oh definitely the latter
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>>4691721
>Implying we can't stoke her back into the heat of our conversations.
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>>4691732
God damn it. Fuck you. I'm no good at this pun shit.
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>>4691742
Farty Butts
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>>4691744
Grapes.

Grape is no laughing matter.
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>>4691729
This one's my favorite. Awkward Lyra is best Lyra.
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>>4691739
>that pic

WHAT
I CAN'T USE ENOUGH WHAT TO CONVEY MY WHAT
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>>4691742
fluttershy, she apologizes after class
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>>4691728

i don't like a VA who acts like a crazy spoiled brat
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>>4691730
>fleshy
I don't know
I like pleasantly warm
And Stiffy-yet-pliable
But fleshy doesn't sound like quite the right adjective
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>>4691754
You could rest your head on her big ol' belly and listen to the fire crackle inside while she snoozed
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>synchtube /r/ dooks
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>>4691760
i will grape you in the mouth
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>>4691744
FLAMING WATER
PISSED OFF WASPS
GRAPES THAT RAPE.
WORMS (THE KIND THAT GROW 10 FEET INSIDE OF YOU)
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>>4691768
Awkwardness is...my fetish.
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>>4691755
I still we need to iron some things about before we can really stoke the flames.
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>>4691749
The shapes vary wildly.

Which pony has which? Remember, horses have hymens.
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>>4691756
sorry
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Would you let pony sleep in bed with you? What if there is only the one good pillow?
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>>4691760
Nobody laughs when grape happens.
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>>4691728
I only like VAs that listen to Neutral Milk Hotel and the Microphones.
Can't have them listening to that silly kiddy music.
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>>4691783
I'm gonna tie you to the radiator and grape you
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>>4691789
But horses don't have hymens.
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>>4691790
no don't say that. I'm sorry I got a little heated.
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>>4691794
>i use pillow
>pone uses me as pillow

Problem solved.

>implying we'd get any sleep
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>>4691798
Do you think any of the VAs have good taste in music? My bet's on the Snips/Magnet guy. He looks kinda hipstery
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>>4691777
>forgot to open a window or your door
>you're dead from carbon monoxide poisoning the next morning
>she cries over your lifeless body, blaming herself
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>>4691794
It's ok, fluttershy would be my pillow
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>>4691812
>hipsters
>good taste in music
pick one
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>>4691797
Is that why Twilight is so unfunny then? Cause she's grape colored?
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>>4691803
But they do.

http://www.horseadvice.com/horse/messages/4/25680.html
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>>4691812

>hipsters
>into good music

It's all toilet sounds.
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>>4691800
>>4691783
>wkuk
pls
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>>4691815
ABLOO BLOO BLOO
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So uh
All of Jay's blogs are gone.
What did you guys do?
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>>4691804
Chrysalis goop is best goop
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>>4691815
>Her magic pone tears bring you back to life
>Hug each other for hours afterward
>She accidentally admits she loves you her hysteria
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>>4691794
pone could use me as a pillow if they liked.
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>>4691836
We won.
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>>4691836

>what did you guys do

We don't raid so don't fucking ask us what "we" did, faggot.
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>>4691836
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>>4691782
put spoilers in between the words and dots
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>>4691836
We did what Nature failed to do.
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>>4691836
Clearly, the greater autism won.
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>>4691836
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Do you want to see more Spike and Rarity interaction or less?
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>>4691837
Would you be a love battery suspended in Chrysalis Goop?
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>>4691836
So I guess we'll never know which Dallas Moment Little Miss Rarity is going to live through next.

That's very acceptable.
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>>4691832
>>4691818
well, I meant "not as bad as what most people listen to", not really "good"
no music is good
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>>4691869
I think its at a good balance already
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>>4691869
If by "interaction" you mean sex then yes, much more
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>>4691870
YES
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>>4691856
>10 pound backpack

hehehhehhe
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>>4691870
Nah I'd just give fluttershy to her
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>>4691669
She sounds like she's getting fucked.
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>>4691869
Depends on how badly it goes for Spike.
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Does anyone have pics of Sleepy?

I need them for.....uhg, study
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>>4690785

The AJ cosplayer

Get her to remove all of that glitter gunk and other nonsense and we may have something. As for the others, no.
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>>4691871
Hell with that.
No more of that bullshit, period.
It's like we can hang a giant 'VICTORY' banner on the ship like Bush did and it would actually mean something.
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>>4691867
I stared at this for at least 50 seconds and then just started cracking up for some reason
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>>4691885
Would you like company?
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>>4691869
I want more, that give me >feels
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>>4691896
Better be studying magnets nigga.
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>>4691869
Oh god my heart.

I prefer that Rarity and Spike cute to this.
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>>4691896
This is one of my favorites
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>>4691844
>>4691849
>>4691854
>>4691856
>>4691859
>>4691867
>>4691871
I bring it up earlier and i just get jumped on for talking about it. This fucking faglord brings it up and now everyone cares and is responding to it. Fuck you MLPG, fuck you.
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Which pony is most likely to become a rapist?
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>>4691916
>belly button
No sir, I don't like it
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>>4691917
IS THAT A SWALOT
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>>4691912
How can I study magnets without magnet week?
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>>4691922
Daytime pls go
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>>4691856
hahahaha when did Corwin do that?
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>>4691904
THE MORE THE MERRIER
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>>4691922
We just don't like you.
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>>4691925
Spike
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>>4691895
Probably badly.
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http://www.synchtube.com/r/dooks
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>>4691869
I want to see a resolution to that storyline, and then no more of it.
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>>4691925
Pinkie

She'd think it was a game. She'd think "Stop" was just like the "Stop" when she tickles someone.
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>>4691930
A while ago.
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>>4691922
MLPG is an amorphous thing. Sometimes the people who shout things down aren't looking while the ones who enjoy ripping people apart are.
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>>4691932
>>4691904
Would you sexually a mindwashed pony while inside Chrysalis?
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>>4691922
First of all I made a joke about our autism.

Second I just got here a little while ago, so how about you chill a bit bro.
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>>4691932
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NocwTvB7puU
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>>4691942
ffs

http://www.synchtube.com/r/dooks

THERE
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>>4691927
I'll make her sawllow

heh he heh

by gently closing her mouth so it doesnt dry out and resting beside her
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>>4691942
No you don't need to actually have anything spoilered.

Like[/sBoiler]This
LikeThis
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>>4691892
>Just Fluttershy
>Not Twilight and the rest of the main 6
She's very hungry~
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>>4691967
Oh jesus I fucked that up

Like[sBoiler][/sBoiler]This
LikeThis
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>>4691946
We've been over this. That's probably right. In fact it's probably going to be addressed in Season Three with some "sometimes what you like isn't what other people like" as Pinkie takes a parlor game WAY too far.
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>>4691680
>"That's what I thought."
>one of her hands slips under the fabric of your shirt, the cool sensation of her palm tickling your flesh
>she brushes her fingers against your chest, letting her fingertips probe the contours of your muscles
>"Hmm~"
>you flinch in surprise as her free hand abruptly squeezes your butt with her free hand
>"Oooh~" she coos with a devious giggle. "So tightly-wound~"
>she slips her hand down your chest, tracing her fingers along the ridge down the middle of your abs, all the way to your beltline
>"Let's see how you like THIS."
>she grabs your groin, giving the bulge in your pants a good squeeze
>"..."
>she squeezes it again, more deliberately this time
>"...Hm."
>she squeezes a third time, kneading the bulge slightly beneath her fingers
>"Hmmmmm~"
>"The Great and Powerful Trixie...thinks she will extend her generous offer some more~"
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>>4691669
>Claire is overacting for your entertainment
>you're eating it up and she knows it
>she will overtake Tara Strong some day
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>>4691948
>David Hasselhoff
MY SIDES THEY ARE OBLITERATED
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>>4691967
>>4691980
Furnace pone pls
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What if pone was for sexually
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>>4691932
Your sure it wouldn't get too impersonal?
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>>4691979
>"Give me the Rainbow Da-"
>"NO! I DON'T WANT THAT!"
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>>4691993
Gah, no.
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>>4691985
Yeah, it's almost like wigging out is something kids find funny and easy to reproduce.

Oh wait-
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>>4691993
yikes!
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>>4691896
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>>4691967
>>4691980
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>>4691993
I would fall in love with them and want to take them away for a better life
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>>4692007
No I did the second one correctly, I was trying to demonstrate how it looked on his end and how it would appear.
I'm sorry.
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So, as far as flying animals go, Pegasi are pretty damn incredible. Capable of withstanding insane G-forces, light as a feather, and capable of breaking the sound barrier. But despite this, there's a question on my mind:
How high of an altitude can a Pegasus obtain before experiencing adverse effects?

For the sake of this discussion we'll make a couple of assumptions. We'll assume that basic physics and biology is in effect, and we'll also assume that whatever world Equestria is located on has a finite atmosphere with the same density and distribution as Earth.

We haven't really seen much high-altitude flying yet so we don't really have any precedent for this. Would there even be an issue? Would Pegasi have biological mechanisms to allow high-altitude flight? Would they be more prone to nosebleeds and experience more severe bleeding in Cloudsdale? Discuss niggas.
>>
I would almost feel a tiny, tiny twinge of pity for Jay if he weren't an art thief, for which he can burn in hell for all I care.
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>>4692006
I thought this was humanized for a second
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>>4692006
This is my favorite Sleepyhead picture
I just wanna climb right into those pajamas with her and cuddle
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>>4692023
>Clothing big enough to contain you and your favorite pony

I'm liking this idea
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>>4692020
it'sa cartoon
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>>4692030
What if the pony was just really big?
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>>4692020
Im more interested in pony scrunches.
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>>4692037
youra cartoon
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>>4692030
What if clothing was pony
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>>4692020
I brought this up a few days back. Lift stops working when the atmosphere starts to get less dense.
So they just hit a point where they get too light headed and physically can't go any higher, though i'm not sure which happens first.
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>>4692039
Also acceptable
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>>4692020
>cartoons
Now apply our physics to pegasi.

AND TA-DA, THEY JUST CRUSHED ALL THEIR BONES AND ORGANS.
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Would you let Big Mac spoon you on the couch?
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>>4691896
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>>4692014
That's how you get knifed and your house robbed, friend.
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>>4691983
oh god yes
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>>4692020
>light as a feather
I don't know man. They sem to weight as much as a normal pony.
I mean the can fly thanks t magic so I guess they would be immune to most problems that would be caused by being at a high altitude
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>>4691983

Sounds like you've found something you like, oh Great and Power Trixie.
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>>4692053
Yes.
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>>4692044
i'mnatta cartoon

youra cartoon
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>>4691996
What if you were the only one she liked enough to keep?
she'd never tell you it, of course, but the other ponies she eats and drains are eventually completely consumed, but you never are?
Would you feel safe in her stomach, knowing that for whatever reason, maybe that you produce such pure love, maybe that that she thinks of you as something more than just a battery, she doesn't want anything bad to happen to you?

Would you start to get excited when you felt her pounce, followed by the telltale vibrations that meant you would have a new roommate soon?
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>>4691985

I'M YOUR FIRE
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>>4692063
dyewts
Pony is so light it barely leaves a hoofprint on cake
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>>4692053
Only if he treated me like a mare, ignoring my cock entirely, holding me close against him, and cumming deep inside me.
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>>4692071
What if There's a portal to Equestria in the ground like in Space Jam and all we have to do is play golf with Larry Bird and Newman to get there and also Michael Jordan can come too?
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>>4692075

YOU'RE DESIRE
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>>4692053
Nah, despite possible size differences I'd be the big spoon so I have easier access, if you know what I mean.
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>>4692075
YOUR DESIRE!
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>>4691993

How much for both of them ?
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>>4692080
I don't give a Flying Feather
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>>4692086
>The catch is.
>You have to beat them.
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>>4692084
What if he just wanted to watch TV with you after a long day on the farm?
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>>4692063
You ever seen the Powerpoint where some guy discusses the physics of MLP and concludes that the butterflies are made of dark matter?
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Can the ponies defeat Slender man?
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>>4692080
Care to explain? I really don't remember anything right now
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>>4692086
>no Bill Murray
No deal
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>>4692094
60 bits wrapped, 100 bits raw, and you get half off if you can make them cum
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>>4691965
Were so alone.
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>>4692115
I'd say the chances are pretty slim.
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>>4692020
>Rainbow Dash goes full Tony Stark when she hears about the highest a Pegasi can fly.
>Ice on wings isn't fun when you are falling to your death.
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>>4691993
Oh man, I would definitely pay the extra $20 to get to choke that scootaloo while we did it. I'd love to break down her world weary facade and make her bawl.
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>>4692053
>Have all these fantasies about cuddling a little pony and curling up around them
>Mac could do that for you

I... Oh gosh um...

I shouldn't want that.
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>>4692115
Ponies don't have twenty dollars.
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>>4692138
Why not, anon?
I'm sure he'd be nice and gentle with you
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>>4692117
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>>4692104
We'd better get practicing then hadn't we?
Someone draw ponies golfing...
>>4692122
...with Bill Murray
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>>4692053
If he's had a rough day, sure.
Otherwise it's going to fuck up my back.
Sorry, Mac.
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>>4692123

Any other restrictions ?
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>>4692138
Just think, he'd be feeling all the comforting and protective feelings you imagine. And you'd get to feel so safe and secure in his embrace.
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>>4692151
>Panka

Now thats cheating
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>>4692138
Hey I've said it before and I'll say it again.
I have zero attraction to guys, but I would a magical cartoon stallion hard, or receive one.
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>>4692114
Yes
That made me want to try to find out how much lift their wings could generate and find their wieght that way.

After a While I gave up because i didn't know how to calculate it base on an approximation of the surface of their wing and average number of flaps per second
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>>4692151
>Pinkie is able to control baked goods.
>She is a pastry bender.
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>>4692151
Would you still eat a cake a pony stepped in?
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What's his favorite pony ship?
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>>4692169
I'd certainly still eat a cake that a pony tooted on
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>>4692164
Because it's not even vaguely man-shaped. You could grow to be attracted to "the other" if it's disparate from The Thing You Must Not Fuck.
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>>4692151
So that means I could tie them to a remote controlled helicopter and fly them around?
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>>4692170
MLPG
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>>4692169
Hell I'd heat the cake while she was steeping on me
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>>4692170
MLPG
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>>4692156
Any weird stuff is extra.
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>>4692170

Gaben only approves of friendship.
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>>4692170
Applejack and John Freeman
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>>4692168
That's Twilight's Magic horn Fix cake spell
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>>4692170
Well I know for a fact that his favorite pony's Thundercunt, let's just go from there
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>>4692170
Squigglekicker, natch.
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>>4692179
What if she shat on it and her poop tastes like the flavor of the cake?
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>>4692170
he ship 3 ponies
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>>4692170
MLPG
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>>4692170
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>>4692134
>breaking through a pony's protective shell
>they thought they were strong, too hard for things like this to affect them
>it makes it so much sweeter when they fall to pieces, when you make them realize what they are. Garbage, less than a pet, less than a toy, not even a tool.
God damn, I try not to do this with ponies
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>>4692200
>Not Derpy and Frohman
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>>4692170
Dash/Rarity. Because fuck it, he wants to think of the sounds of a Mid-Atlantic accented lady in the throes of passion.
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>>4692217
Actually yeah that one is better.
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I think I like the band I Fight Dragons

How pleb am I?
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>>4692151
All it takes is a few balloons to keep her afloat.
Light as fuck.
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>>4692206
But Valve hates Apple.
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>>4692214
>best horses
>best ship
>best game company ceo
it just lines up too well.
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>>4692170
Oh god when that interview was posted on /v/
>The day Gaben 404'd our hearts
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>>4692216
Do you spit on her when you finish before wiping yourself off on her matted fur, leaving her to cry by herself?
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>>4692211
>>4692194
>>4692187
It's a small ship, but it floats well and the crew is strong in spirit and body.
This image needs to get updated.
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>>4692225
Cartoon balloons work on UP! science. That doesn't well reflect how heavy she really is.

Also
> cartoon physics
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>>4692231
That was pretty funny.
I'm not usually one to take cheap pleasure in other people's rage, what that was just beautiful.
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>>4692208
soashamedpony pls
yes I would
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>>4692223

klondike tier phelb
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>>4692231
>implying i diddnt break the news weeks earlier and they all thought i shooped those email pictures.
i never felt so smug then the day that inverview went out.
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>>4692225
I was gonna say "those could be filled with some kind of super ultra negative helium", but there's a lower bound to that at perfect vacuum, so if we assume air pressure of one atm and can figure out the volume of those balloons we have an absolute upper bound on panka's weight.
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>>4692233
Why would I wipe myself on her fur? I'm staying in long enough for her to not be wet any more, then fuck her a few more times for pain.

Then simply leave. The whore doesn't so much as deserve to hand me a washcloth in the bath.
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>>4692246
would you eat the poop right out of her lovely hole?
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>>4692241
You know that we ignored the "It's a cartoon" part to have fun right?
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There is somehting about her pose that turns me on
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>>4692170
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>>4692231
>All those people taking screenshots of them ending their Steam accounts because their Gaben turned traitor to the great pony menace.
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>>4692265
No, I meant the greentext as in "I shouldn't take myself so seriously in this."

I mean it's just cartoon physics.
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>>4692226
>valve hates Apple
>thats why steam is available on all versions of OSX
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>>4692197

How does 200 bits sound for some bondage, some toys, and a night of cuddles ?
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>>4692280
Steam is, not nearly all the games.
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>>4692279
but ponies are serious business
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>>4692258
And what exactly would that be?
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>>4692266
that anatomy is atrocious.
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>>4692280
Well even if they do hate Apple, Gaben is just bro enough to not leave the people out who are stuck with them.
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>>4692221
>Frohman orders a thousand extra crates
>Derpy drops the order, smashes the crates before anyone can find out
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>>4692269
The screencap of "Valvedrones" saying that they would give the show a try because Gaben likes it was even funnier
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>>4692288
>valve controls the games that work on OSX
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>>4692237

Yeah we pushed the fully pony overboard long ago.
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>>4692260
Do you choke her long enough that she passes out? Or do you always release just before, so she gets the feel the burning in her lungs to go with her pain below? Do you mock her for panting like a bitch in heat as she gasps for air? "Hah, you should be paying me!"
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Which pony would be exiled from Equestria?
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>>4692295

your face is atrocious
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>>4692301
I thought /v/ would literally catch on fire.
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>>4692302
First-party Valve games that run on OS X are rare, at least near the initial launch date.

That's what I meant.
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>>4692233
You mean after Icum in her ass, then make her lick me clean, thrusting roughly down her throat a couple times?
Hell, maybe I enjoy that enough to want to go again, pulling painfully on her ears and enjoying the sight of her eyes rolling back in her head as she starts to lose consciousness.
And even though she's suffocating, the most she can bring herself to do is paw weakly at my wrists as the tears pour down her face, because she knows she isn't really worth the effort
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>>4692291
volume of the displaced air*density of the displaced air.
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>>4692285
mite b cool
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>>4692307
Me after I wouldn't stop hugging butts
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>>4692305
Also the ocean isn't yellow enough.
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>>4692231

The day Gainax ruined Christmas
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Which pony loves to sit in your lap?
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>>4692214
>>4692218
>>4692268

there needs to be far more of this ship
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>>4692330
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>>4692305
Would you empty your fully pony?
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>>4692330
>>
Confession: I'm a huge gay angry moralfag about porn with underage characters. But I'm hugely turned on by solo masturbation porn of underage characters.
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>you will never be the serial cuddler terrorizing all of Equestria
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>>4692306
No, I'd just leave a little nick in her hide before I leave, just behind one forward shoulder blade where she can't dab at it. I want her to bleed and sting as my seed drips out of her.

I'd consider doping her with fertility drugs but I don't know if this whore is worth knocking up yet. That's a third-debasing sort of thing.
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>>4692320
"Anonymous, by order of the royal order of Equestria, I banish you from this land for- STOP HUGGING MY BUTT"
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>>4692307
Fluttershy.
She would be exiled to The Mushroom Kingdom.
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>>4692345
>not asking for confessions
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>>4692330
Dash, but she wont admit it. Its just that after a long day of training its the most comfortable way to lay on the couch, and she wouldent want to be rude and kick you off it or anything.
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>>4692336
that is an adorable pony
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>>4692263
I'd suck the cake scented farts right out of her butthole while trying to get more of her cake shit
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>>4692317

Then grab your friend and let's go
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>>4692353
>Tries to fly
>Can only get to 2.3 speed
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>>4692307
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>>4692350
>third-debasing
I chuckled
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>>4692316
Well yeah, duh.
I was hoping you might have a start on it or something, if I didn't suck a thousand dicks at geometry I'd be getting right on that.
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>>4692345
I never liked the porn and sexual humor but I've learned to respect other peoples taste
>>
>go to /q/ a few days ago
>thread asking that a sticky or popup that tell people not to try to troll be put on /mlp/
>go on the first page by accident
>mod actually did it

Waht
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>>4692352
>the exile was just for show
>you were secretly hired as the royal butt hugger
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>>4692364
>implying speed directly relates to wingpower
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>>4692331
I like the really cute dynamic of Rarity making Dash girly
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>>4692320

If I somehow ended up in Equestria I would be seriously tempted to become a serial cuddler.
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I don't think anyone here watches the amazing world of gumball. but there is one episode where he asks for a pony. What if little blue cat boy got one of our colorful talking ponies as a pet temporarily?
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>>4692371
im somewhat proud of the board at large for that sticky image.
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Consider this: Dash becomes the host of a brand new variety show called "FROM DUD TO STUD." Think of "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" - the renovation of a man from beta to "bettah."

Who should be her first "project"? Why? What would she do to amp him up?

Attached is Lady Dash conferring with her Lifestyle Consultant, Rarity.
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>>4692377
I want an episode about it so bad.
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>>4692364
>Scootaloo gets a P Wing
>even that can't make her fly
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>>4692375
Actually I was implying that in Super Mario 3, you have to run at a certain speed and for a certain length to fly with the Tanooki suit. But you just keep being a defensive fucking Flutterfag.
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>>4692369
respecting other peoples taste is the most vile form of cowardice.
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>>4692366
Glad you liked it.
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>>4692345
well if faggots aren't posting the same pictures I want to post... >>4692142
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>>4692377
The problem is that you really can't do that much with that ship
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>tfw you have to masturbate to regular porn instead of pony porn for fear of your suitemates barging into your room
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>>4692404
>Rainbow Dash sings "Be A Man" as the intro theme
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>>4692419
But it's a battle I can't win

not on the internet at least
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>>4692418
>he called me out
>better start making assumptions and insults
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>>4692426
Why not? You mean like an episode with them or fanon shipping?
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>>4692380
I've only seen a few episodes so far, but I think Scoots would fit pretty neatly into Gumball's amazing world.
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>>4692432
i would jizz so hard the world would flood.
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>>4692419
cowardice is the opposite of courage

how would you be courageous in this situation?
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>>4692426
what do you mean by that?
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>>4692440
I couldn't beat them either. So I joined them.

I've never been happier.
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>>4692449
clip
clop
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>>4692449
I find that gif to be one of the cutest ever made.

Yet its so simple.
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>>4692463
now that is true cowardice
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>>4692426
You can do basically anything with it that you can with Squigglekicker, except the hat thing of course.
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Well, looks like the Jay thing isn't as hilarious as we thought. Turns out the blogs are suspended, not deleted by him.


http://ask-double-entendre.tumblr.com/post/32309308241/mod-note-looks-like-the-haters-win
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>>4692446
I meant shipping. They don't really work together. It's like Rarijack. Opposites attract is a shit reason

If we're talking about an episode there are lots of options
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>>4692377
It still kinda looks like a diaper from the thumbnail
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>>4692445
>I missed a reference
>Better stay on the offensive instead of admitting it.

Shes wearing a Tanooki suit. You can't see her wings. It has nothing to do with wingpower. You jumping at me with that argument was just stupid. If I knew you were going to continue down this path I wouldn't have even replied to you in the first place. Grow up.
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>>4692432
>>4692450
I always thought it'd be a clip of "It's raining men" and for the initial hook Dash would say "And THIS ONE is a dribble."

Of course it'd wind up on t-shirts across the land and become overplayed within a week.
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>>4692478
I don't feel like they are opposites. They both enjoy attention and Dash likes to look pretty occasionally, at least if she needs to.
It's doable I think, though I agree some what, not the best ship.
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>>4692445
>>4692487
Girls, girls, you're both pretty. Don't fight.
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>>4692440
thats why you join your local nazi party idiot.

we're winning elections all over europe and we got two guys running for pres in america
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>>4692476
>http://ask-double-entendre.tumblr.com/post/32309308241/mod-note-looks-like-the-haters-win

i wouldn't be surprised if /mlp/ is behind this
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>>4692476
> "Separate pictures from reality you little pieces of shit"
> not "you shits."
> or "you little shits."

Aspergers suspected.
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Nanaki

Tell your fucking furry friends with the boob and hips fucking furry OCS and tell them that what they are making are not fucking Diamond Dogs.
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>>4692440
to fight an unwinable battle.

tis the highest form of glory.
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>>4692487
>implying I'm going to read that butthurt textwall
>implying I won't just keep responding to you like this until you get bored and stop replying
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>>4692065
>"It isn't often that one catches the Great and Powerful Trixie's fancy."
>her fingers tease the growing bulge in your pants, rubbing the tip with her index finger
>"It seems fortune has smiled on us both tonight~"
>her tongue flicks against the back of your ear as she whispers into it
>"Play your cards right and it may smile some more~"
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>>4692514
>don't be stupid, be a smarty
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>>4692478
>88 notes of people asking “Jay, are you a pedophile?”
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>>4692476
>I posted the commission of Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle, and what happened? I got invaded. 88 notes of people asking “Jay, are you a pedophile?”

>Learn to separate drawings from reality you whiny little pieces of shit.
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>>4692476
>Suspended due to Pedophilia.

Child fuckers don't have rights.
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>>4692478
They're both very goal driven and ambitious, to the point where they can sometimes lose sight of more important things in life. Besides, out of all the mane six, it makes sense that Rarity would fall for the tomboy.
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>>4692478
i think they could work together just fine. Dash sort of has a less legitimate reason to dislike girly things so i think if Rarity eased her into it she could fine herself enjoying it. Conversely Rarity is a fan of elegant things and obviously takes an interest in Dash's flying ability. i think Dash would love to show her more and teach her about aerial maneuvers in general. All in all i think they have enough things they could lend to each other and enjoy learning to make something work.
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>>4692530
>implying you'll ever find happiness
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>>4692522
>Separate pictures from reality you little pieces of shit

the most comically non-sequitur defense of pedo porn.
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Would you let fluttershy sit in your lap even after she just downed a whole bag of doritos?
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>>4692538
Dat fucking face
DIS FUCKIN' GUY
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>>4692560
Why
Her fantasy is Prince Charming. Someone educated, polite and not RD.

It doesn't make sense.
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Guys, guys, this relationship would never work and there's an obvious reason for this:
Two ponies can't rape each other at the same time.
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>>4692478
Oh and for Squiggle quicker, I think it's more of a "they've spent so much time around each other they they grew to love each other" scenario. That's how the end of Look Before You Sleep felt to me anyways.
And in the show they even show Rarity kind of playing a motherly roll to her, picking leaves out of her hair and wiping her off. I think that shows fondness.
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>>4692576
>implying I'm looking for it
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>>4692578
No.
She could have shared those Doritos...
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>>4692578
Only if she shared some with me before downing them all.
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>>4692532

"What would the Great and Powerful Trixie have me do first ?"
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>>4692578
Only if she's going to keep loading the bong
I can't do that if I have a useless pony in my lap
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>>4692581
It's just some pony on pony homo shipping.
It's never going to make THAT much sense.
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>>4692581
We're talking about shipping bro
Forget about canon personalities and things like that
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Pinkity is clearly the best ship

in before someone says ross ruined rarity-pinkie shipping
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>>4692582
No, but they can have angry sex.
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>>4692613
No one was going to say that but now that you brought it up.
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shit

which one is aloe and which is lotus, again?
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>>4692578
No because I'd have to go get more fuckin snacks.

If im not back in 15 minutes...

call the police.
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>>4692610
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>>4692596
>implying any kind of worth will find its way to you
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>>4692619
Aloe is the blue one.

You know.. like an Aloe.
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>>4692613
ship, no. but they make a GREAT pair as far as friends goes. pinkie is the perfect foil for rarity.
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>>4692613
But they share nothing in common.
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>>4692586

She would do that for anyone and it's more related to her obsession for tidiness.
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>>4692619
Which one is Flim and which one is Flam?
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>>4692619
I think Aloe is the pink and Lotus the blue
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>>4692613
Truth be told I'm glad that wasn't filename'd "The prettiest ponies watch Ice Pack meatspin himself."
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>>4692633
Dude, they're both ponies.

There's something they could work with.
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>>4692613
>implying they arent both fighting for Dash's affection.
i mean you do know which pony they are mesmerized by right now right?
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>>4692633
So like all Rarity ships?
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>>4692634
Yeah she would. But it was AJ, not some other pony. Kind of supports the first thing I said with them just needing to be around each other long enough. Just my >shipping opinion.
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>>4692641
Witchdyke are you drunk?
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>>4692578
No I wouldn't because I'd be busy fetching more and more snacks for her to chow down on, all working towards satisfying her gurgling tummy.
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>>4692639
That's easy.

Flam has the bigger dick.
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>>4692627
>implying I didn't learn to accept this years ago and learned to just deal with it
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>>4692629
the aloe plant is very pale green
>>4692639
Flam is the one with the mustache, I remember because Flak on Fo3 has a mustache
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>>4692581
Yeah, but Blueblood didn't live up to that image, and at this point the closest pony she's found to it seems to just be a good friend. It makes sense that she would modify her expectations a bit, looking for someone who's still strong & protective, but certainly not as high-class as she originally fantasized about.

oh god i'm actually justifying shipping beyond "it's cute" what the hell is wrong with me
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>>4692641
Ice-pack isn't nearly that long
Mac maybe
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Im surprised that the current topic hasnt caused us to hit image cap via disgusted sweetie.png
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>>4692651
You mean they aren't following a laser?
While the soldier in the brush tries his hardest not to laugh.
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>>4692652
>implying

Rarity and Applejack are very similar yet different at th same time.
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>>4692629

>Look up Aloe..its green.
>look up lotus..Its pink
>Oh so Lotus is the Pink one
>Lotus is the blue one.
I feel stupid
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>>4692674
Na you're fine, you're just thinking of ways it could work for funsies.
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>>4692676
It's way past Sweetie Belles bedtime.
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>>4692664
But what about after she was absolutely stuffed, nearly incapable of moving with that hugely bloated gut? Would you lean in and press your face against it as her churning and groaning belly drowned out all the other sounds in the room?
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>>4692674
You are broken.
Just like the rest of us.
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>>4692674
I really doubt that since she met Fancypants and seems kinda into him

Fancypants is Blueblood without the douche.. He's her fantasy without the prince part
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http://fuck-no-my-little-pony.tumblr.com/post/32310871658/mod-note-looks-like-the-haters-win

ahahahaha
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>>4692700
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>>4692674
Wait.

There are people who ship beyond the "They seem cute together" phase?

Shit. All my ships are just cute couple ships but I don't think they'd ever fuck or get married.
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>>4692693
>okay anon it's past your bed time.
>get off the internet and let the big ponies talk
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>>4692560
>They're both very goal driven and ambitious, to the point where they can sometimes lose sight of more important things in life.
You could also say that about Twilight and Dash you know.
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>>4692679
Oh they're both hard working ponies
Well I guess Twirity can work too now
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>that feel when you perfectly hardboil an egg the one time you don't even try

Would you cook a meal for a pony? Which pony? Which meal? What dishes?
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I wish the cows on the show would get more attention.
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>>4692719
Or Dash and Applejack
Or Twilight and Rarity
And so on
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>>4692720
>>4692719
The lesson here is that they all work
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Why aren't you drawing?
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YOUR FAVORITE PONY JUST CAME BACK FROM TODAY'S WORK, ALL TIRED AND ABOUT TO COLLAPSE FROM EXHAUSTION.
WHAT DO YOU DO?
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>>4692702
>at this point the closest pony she's found to it seems to just be a good friend
besides, he's taken
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>>4692703
>Pedophiles trying to justify their brain damage.
>"It's ok as long as there are no real children getting hurt!"

Wanna tell the FBI that? I am sure they need a good laugh.
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>>4692731
You're not my mother!
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>>4692723

Vegetables and rice
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>>4692723
yes, fluttershy, dinner, steak
>>
Take off your pants and underwear.
open and close your legs.

It sounds like you're fapping.

This could save your life one day.
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>>4692723
I would cook the only meal I know how
cold cereal
If they're lucky, I might even use all milk and not a milk/water combo to save milk
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>>4692717
>"Make me, cunt."
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>>4692731
because it will make me depressed and i'll end up killing myself like kraut
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>>4692734

Full body massage
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>>4692731
But I drew yesterday!

I still need a special talent for her and a cutie mark
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>>4692731
I'm eating what I think is an enchilada. I'm not sure, but it is delicious.
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>>4692731
There is a strong possibility that I stream soon.

http://www.livestream.com/texdraws
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>>4692755
BODY MASSAGE
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>>4692753
He killed himself?
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>>4692723
Not to demean your accomplishment but Hard boiled eggs are pretty easy.

I'd probably have to do something vegetarian so I'd make her curry chickpeas, celery, and potatoes over brown rice.
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>>4692736
What about the pictures from the gala episode.
Also she's in what tow scenes and then never appears again
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>>4692717

That's a very elegant pose for Fluttershy, huh
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>>4692729
I like Rarishy, Appledash, Rarijack and PinkieLight as friends
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>>4692760
>I'm not sure, but it is delicious.

That at least ocnfirms its mexican food
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>>4692729
RariDash one is my favorite
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>>4692765
What the hell?
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>>4692729
Flutterships are consistenly cute
The rest of the 6 mane have such strong personalities
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>>4692723
Of course.
For Applejack
I'd try to cook her something she'd want. Probably a vegetable dish, since meat's likely a no-no. And the dishes would change depending on which meal. Breakfast would be pancakes or waffles, maybe with apple in them and topped with maple syrup or apple butter.
Lunch is a simple affair of sandwiches, something filling to carry her through the work day.
Dinner is the aforementioned veggie dish, though I might splurge and get some fish. Dessert would be pastries.
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>>4692729
Applepie is pretty hard to see, even if it may have the best name
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>>4692601
[1]
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>>4692756
>that looks like one of my OCs ponified
>we shall be enemies now
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>>4692770
Wedding
i wanted to say wedding
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>>4692756
Her special talent is afros.
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>>4692734
let her collapse on my face. wrack her body with orgasms from my pony-loving mouth.

then I'd give them a massage, scrub them down in the tub together, and then cuddle on the couch while watching mindless TV as she falls asleep in my arms.
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>>4692781
Yeah, but I love that one where she's forward with AJ.
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>all that tumblr drama over Jay's blog being deleted

and holy shit what the fuck is wrong with the mods of those blogs dedicated to post the worse things in the fandom?

is like they live for that and they take it pretty seriously
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>>4692761
Aw yiss
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>>4692734
I ....I hate it when in a gif something seems off but you can't put your finger on it.
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>>4692765
Ohhhh low~~ Mr. Body Massage machine GO!
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>>4692755
>>4692765
G.I. JOOOOOOOOOE.
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>>4692738
On that note, the FBI has been known to assume guilty unless proven innocent, even against petty crimes...
Trying to pull a "wanna tell them that and see if you're right" like that is rather biased and weak.
Not defending the pedophiles mind you, but let's not base it on an organization who's known to presume.
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>>4692783
I know
I solely like it for the name
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>>4692694
I would nuzzle against her massive belly and press my hands into the warm flesh, massaging away the growling protests emanating from within until they eased into rhythmic sloshing churns as her stomach begins to digest the copious amounts of food.
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>>4692796
>not slipping one while she sleeps
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>>4692663
Not even a drop.
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>>4692800
thats what you get from a human being who labels any person who gives him any form of criticism as a "hater"
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>>4692765
PORK CHOP SANDWICHES
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>>4692769
I know it's not that amazing, I was just surprised at how easily they peeled this time. Usually I end up with a pockmark or two but these were smooth and beautiful.

Sadly all my best recipes star meat. Maybe lentil sprout tacos?
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>>4692805
It's how Gummy jumps into the air when Pinkie's slowing down from her peak.
It looks quite off to me.
It would've made sense if he jumps when she lifts her rump.
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>>4692738
Actually that's the de facto rule, just not in New York state.
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>>4692738
Pedophilia isn't a crime
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>>4692829
Nice catch, nino blanco!

Too bad your ass got saaaaaaaacked.
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>>4692813
Anything that involves AJ is fine with me.

Especially when another pone ends up with her hat on.
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>>4692830
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>>4692680
the blue one has the pink lotus cutie mark
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>>4692824
>any form of criticism
>implying he received criticism, and not just plain bullying
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>>4692789
I'd smoke a hookah with pone.
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>>4692847
Yeah, it's over done but that doesn't make it any less cute.
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>>4692812
>Presuming.
>Not just knowing you're an extra bad criminal and throwing you in the Slammer.

They use psychics.
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>>4692790
Anon please, that was not my intention.

pls bby

>>4692794
But that's not an special talent!
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>>4692849
>And so Narcissus fell in love with his own reflection...
>...And then they fucked
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>>4692846
Sunshine day yeah a time for da bus ridah
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>>4692857
I just like to think her hat is really important and her letting another pony wear it is a big deal.

Cute as FUCK
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>>4692830
>Celestia likes to fuck with Blueblood.
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>>4692819
Sorry, hit ENTER too soon.

Which pony is mostly likely to be a high-functioning alcoholic?

Hard Mode: No Berry Punch.

Hardcore Mode: No Cherilee either.
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>>4692866
Give that pony a buzz cut jeeze
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>>4692852
due to his initial refusal to accept legitimate criticism. he developed/exposed his shitty attitude as an artist and as a person so people shat all over him. he deserves every fucking bit of it.
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>>4692872
Help computer...
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>>4692874
Ruined by Twist.

Just like everything else, ever.
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>>4692812
>guilty unless proven innocent
They still have to put you through court, though.
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>>4692874
If I allowed myself a third favorite, it would be Twist.
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>>4692863
They're told that there's a bad criminal, and they look it up.
Your point implies they're actively investigating your every move.
They're not. They only do when they're told to.
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>>4692815
I bet she'd coo and sigh as you knead and calm her swollen stomach, her eyes drooping as she relaxes and her body works hard breaking down her meal. She'd let out a little burp and cover her mouth with her hooves, blushing in embarassment.
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>>4692876
I need to start making a list of episodes I want to see. A back story to AJ's hat is definitely one of them.

Help me out here mlpg:
-Beach Episode
-Celestia Episode
-Background Ponies "Lower Deck Chronicles" style episode
-AJ hat episode
-body swap spell mishap episode
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>>4692874
I love it.
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>>4692900
>That's Google's job.
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Tex be stramming.

http://www.livestream.com/texdraws
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>>4692893
Which pretty much falls into one thing: subjective morals.
Only this time, it's the majority's code of honor (society mainly being against cp) against the minority's (the pedo's 'modern' thinking about it).
Most of the time the majority would win the case, and thus "punish" the minority for not adhering to their code.
Such is how society works. That's why we have lots of shut-ins, too.
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>>4692883
he said he was sticking to what he was doing, it shouldn't have matter to anyone what he was doing after that
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>>4692846
>>4692872
>>4692889
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LITTLE WANKERS DOING ON MY ICE
AND DON'T LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M FUCKING TALKING TO YOU
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>>4692926
>Dat Jawline.
>Cadence's cutie mark is still showing.
Someone draw Cadence with that jawline.
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>>4692926
>Mr Cake's a pretty princess on the inside

I know that feel, Carrot. I know that feel...
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>>4692943
WHY
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>>4692916
alt animation episode, sorta like that fly episode from KND.
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>>4692957
It's not Inky. It's one of his other circlejerky tumblr-friend OCs.
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>>4692916
>-body swap spell mishap episode

The only way this could be made better is if the VA's would imitate the characters, like Andrea trying to do Rarity's voice and things like that.
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>>4692916
An episode where one of the princesses has to work a regular job.

What would Celestia look like in an apron? Does Luna know how to pull off a delivery mare look?
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>>4692943
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>>4692916
AJ's hat so as long AJ is the lead role, the center of the episode, and the one to solve with, alone. AJ really needs a solo episode.
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Who wants to watch a spooty show about ponies anyways!
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So guys, who here's already expecting a multitude of bronies preparing for their rendition of "Winter Wrap Up" and release it once this winter ends?
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>>4692943
>claw
That isn't inky
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>>4692980
Shut up Daggett.
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>>4692974
Ah yes, I was thinking that could even be incorporated into another one of these ideas, like the beach episode or lower deck chronicles one.
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>>4692946
people like to knock narcissistic assholes down a peg.
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>>4692916
I kinda want a non sequitur episode
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>>4692943
The tail made me think Swiffer.
Got scared for a second.
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>>4692969
Yeah, but not for the whole episode. Just like when they are in a situation where they can't let another pony know what happened and have to try and imitate the other.
Otherwise I would want them to keep their voice in the new body.
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>>4693019
Heh ditto
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>>4692974
>Celestia wearing an apron
>Carrying a tray of cookies in her mouth
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>>4692993
You can just avoid things you don't like on the internet.
You kind of have to with bronies, or you would die from anger and shame.
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>>4693050
It's kinda hard to avoid bronies on the internet these days. They're fucking everywhere and have no social skills.
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>>4693064
I'll give you that, /co/nie.
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>tfw I like LMJs art
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How many OCs does MLPG have?
I know about Marker and Sleepyhead, but how many others are there?
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>>4692916
CMC getting their cutie marks.
Tired of hearing them whine about their tramp stamps.
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>>4693081
>Sleepyhead
that's not really MLPG's
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>>4693076

I am glad that I do not know that feel.
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>>4693064

So they're just like most people in the general ?
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>>4693084
I actually wouldn't mind that, but not until the end of the series.
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>>4693081
Well, I like to think Coke pony and Tabasco are.

And if Sleepyhead counts, so do the plane ponies.
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>>4693050
Never said I don't like it.
Just saying, there's probably someone planning on that right now.
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>>4693012
Easy. Episode takes place on a "neutral" beach, where you have a variety of species show up. As the Main 6 go on their adventure, the Princess get involved with helping at this one little sea food shack that the others stopped at. Being so nice, the Princess offer to help, but they get more and more griffon and zebra clientele and just work the whole day.
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>>4693041
What is this boner?
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>>4692916

>he forgot to mention an episode with Pinkie Pie having weight problems
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>>4693110
>FIlled with so many wonders!
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>>4693101
Coke isn't.
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>>4692943
>>4692943
>>4692943
I wish it was true
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>>4693108
I like that.
I was thinking she would use a spell to make her seem like a commoner pony as well.
Also Kelp is canon so that could work. AJ does not like it
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>>4692943
Holy fuck is she a cyclops.
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>>4693134
What are you talking about? Yes she is
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>>4693148
rose pls
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>>4693098
I hope there's at least an episode delay between when they earn them and when they actually appear, complete with Austin Powers style gags to hide them
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>>4693081
Many. Some are not from here but were adapted of being use here, like any food ponies. There Hobo Ponies and one shot object ponies like plane ponies, Hot water, and furnace.
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Would you be a pony's snugglebuddy?
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Which pony would be Screwball's best friend?
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>>4693134
The "character" is, the picture it was based off of isn't.
Like sunguard and moonguard, I think.
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>>4692879
cloudchaser
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>>4693162
Hehe that would drive me insane.
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>>4693159
I thought she was too.
But no, she actually isn't.

The personality is.
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>>4693163
no, planes weren't one shot
Don't say that. They'll come back. Surely Jessy will draw some more. I-I bet she's drawing them right now.
Ya, that's it. They'll come back.
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>>4693161
>the thought that it was actually Rose

UNF
fucking unf
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>>4693168
Pinkie.
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>>4693168
Diamond Tiara.
>No matter how much she tries to avoid the crazy pony.
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>>4692980
anybody have a nostalgia bomb type of reaction image, cause I don't
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anon requested this yesterday. Really sorry, because this is quite terrible. Having a bad drawing day I guess.
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>>4692943

No, seriously, i don't get it.
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>>4693169
Basically.
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Anybody else get annoyed when people feel the need to post about how bronies make them mad ?
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>>4693168
>"Mommy, why am I named 'Screwball'?"
>"In due time, honey. Now, put this bag full of powder in your head and breathe."
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>>4693133
pretty sure thats just semen
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>>4693204
ew
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>>4693204
>a bad day
Ill say
Look at that mess
would not save
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>>4693204
Hehe it looks like Rarity's hooves are shaking.

It's still a cute ship
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>>4693193
Man, you'd unf anyone who has a vagina.
Maybe even PT.
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>>4692943
First yesterday there was the inkydonkey fucking sleepypone with a strapon pic, and now this?

have the floodgates opened?
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>>4693216
Only because it's beating a dead horse. I just ignore it at this point, it;s probably newer people.
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>>4693168
>my headcanon is that she's actually a hotshot baseball pitcher
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>>4693204
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>sleepy head will never give you sleepy head
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>>4693163
I was considering drawing a furnace pony mini quest

With lots of feeding, belly rubs, and alchohol consumption
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>>4693237
That's not Inky, and there never were any floodgates, just respectful people
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>>4693237
Seriously? I thought that was a joke.
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>>4693232
Now I can't stop thinking about that picture of his vag. I just want to forget.
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>>4693232
Do you think we will ever corrupt Rose and take away her innocence?
mind corruption is my fetish
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>>4693220
>implying semen isn't wonderous
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>>4693252
Would you slip it inside of a sleeping pony?
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>>4693216

i bet they follow this

http://fuck-no-my-little-pony.tumblr.com/
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any >feels today? I just wasted 45 minutes trying to write some kind of thing with rarity but I realized I cant into writing anything but nonfiction. Characterization and conveying emotion completely eludes me. I also can't dialogue to save my ass.
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>>4693258
That just sounds delightful
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>>4693266
i wanna see
did she really have surgery or was it photoshopped or something?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1RAqLdhQ2Y
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>>4693258
oh gosh
chubby pone and belly rubs are always a wonderful combination
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>>4693266
Be careful what you don't want to wish for.
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>>4693216
It kind of bothers me when people act like bronies are the worst fandom in existence. I've seen worse shit in the homestuck and Sonic fandoms.
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>>4693280
>i wanna see
No you don't
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>>4693163
We also have Peanut, but I haven't seen much of her recently
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>>4693287
Would you want to be a chubby pony getting belly rubs?
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>>4693277
Well said friend!

Unless you were being sarcastic, in which case shut up
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>>4693304
i wanna see
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>>4693275

I remember that there were some DT and SS greentexts last night.
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LOL
the joke is incest
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>>4693307
hnnng
i would so long as they made sure to play with my belly button
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What are you listening to right now?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WY0tMwwwSnA
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>>4693292

Makes me wonder how many people never really participated in any fandom before MLP.
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>>4693318
Well I laughed. I'm a bad person.
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>>4693266
Purple Tinker got a vag photo taken?

... Why do I want to see this?
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>>4693318
I'd say I'm disappointed, but to be honest I'm surprised he's held out on doing that joke this long.
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>>4693328
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwTm3XIia9Q
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>>4693318
I was expecting a "lol they weren't actually talking about incest"
That would have been sort of funny, if really obvious
but it wasn't even an attempt at humor
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>>4693163
Yeah, we have a few.
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>>4693318
> implying that laugh didn't just ruin a wonderful albeit incestuous relationship for good
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>>4690797
http://www.livestream.com/braeburned
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>>4693361
I keep reading the second bubble first.
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>>4693292
Homestuck is primarily online, and the amount of contact with "normal people" is extremely limited
Sonic is vidya and not nearly as widespread as something like MLP, which can easily be spread anywhere as it's simply a cartoon for girls
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>>4693361
Stop posting ugly art
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>>4693338
He was in a thread on /mlp/ and someone asked him to post a picture of it and he did.
I didn't save it/
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>>4693321
So you'd like it if after a nice long kneading session, they slipped the tip of their finger in and ran little circles around inside it? Would you want them to pull it around a little and stretch it in different directions?
Would you want them to give it a little kiss?
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>>4693371
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>>4693328

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l383TUTq1-8
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>>4693365
The chat was fine and fun and then all of sudden like, 30 people showed up and they were all talking and they knew each other and were friends and had injokes and stuff, fuck
I can't believe I'm so broken that I get social anxiety in an online chatroom
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I recall that there were some Anons looking for facesitting material earlier.
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>>4693380
Never.
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>>4693387
yes
yes
tongue please...
and can i be a cute chubby mare?
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>>4693402
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>>4693403
Why is Rarity sitting on Piccolo's face?
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>>4693393
>mafia
We should play mafia.
Someone should make a game.
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>>4693413
_______________________________________________________________________________ no _____________________________________________________________________________________________
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>>4693403
>anthro

I never asked for this.
Pony or bust.
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>>4693402
I was about to link my shitty recolor of a picture he did then everyone showed up and I got scared
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>>4693419
Because daily dose.
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For anyone who loves Thief 2 and System Shock 2, someone just released a patch which upgrades the engine, allows better textures and much more.
http://www.ttlg.com/forums/showthread.php?t=140085
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>>4693402

Just come into Tex's stream.
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>>4693418
>>4693436
knowing I'm not the only one makes it a little better
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>>4693413
I don't think there's any other kind.
And of course you could have a little tongue. All you'd have to do is relax and get your belly button licked and suckled. Could even have your belly mooshed together to make it a little deeper.
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>>4693402
You think that's bad, try being the one streaming
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>>4692600
sorry I took so long, real-life shit beckoned
>"Well, it's hardly fair for the great and powerful Trixie to be so scantily clad while you yourself are still fully dressed."
>she grips your shirt by the hem, lifting it up to expose your bare chest
>"Let's rectify that, shall we~?"
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>>4693451
http://www.livestream.com/texdraws
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>>4692736
His horn is gigantic. I'm and i'm sure that's completely intentional.
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>>4693444
Oh, coolio.
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>>4693373
> Homestuck
God, I was just thinking about how much of a casserole of nonsense that show/strip/THING is.
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>>4693477
Good genes.
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>>4693454
deeper is nice especially if they want to use it for other means
would they want me any chubbier?
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>>4693451
now I'm in there and they're already having a conversation and it feels like it would be rude to just jump into it out of nowhere but I'm just sitting in the dark watching them talking and that feels weird too
Even posting this makes me feel like since no one cares I'm just wasting bytes on the archive's server.
I used to be able to function normally, I swear I don't know what happened to me
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>>4693511

>having a conversation
>shrekchan nonsense.
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>>4693511
Just come in and shoot the shit with the normal people .
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>>4693489

hey pal

wanna spit in a bucket?
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How does it taste?
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>>4693526
>Artificial sweetener.
Like shit.
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>>4693525
>Homestuck does not have cons.
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>>4693531
I hope it gives them cancer
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>>4693526
like shit
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>>4693526
Knowing them, too much sugar in that drink.
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>>4693546
I wish I knew them.
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>>4693525
>>4693539
Good. The con center would smell like fucking bile. It would be horrid.
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>>4693495
Puffing up that nice fluffy belly a little would make you even cuter~
If you wouldn't mind, I'm sure they'd be happy to fill you up and give you relaxing belly-kisses until you were nice and fat. Maybe even big enough to fit their whole tongue down inside...

But how did you get so tubby in the first place, you adorable little ball of pudge? Too much of a good thing, or just a little lazy?
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>>4693546
The probably used salt instead of sugar
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>>4693540
Please Anon.
They are not lab rats.
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>>4693553
I'd cuddle the shit outta them.
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>>4693553
Jay please.
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>>4693560
>Entire town gets drunk
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>>4693566
>They all forget the scarf is attached to them.
>Attempt to run in three different directions.
>end up dazed in a pile.
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>>4693403
MOAR PLEASE
>>
PRINCESS CADENCE NEEDS OUR HELP
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>>4693580
>Berry is unaffected.
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Why does Jay get shut down, but shittier artists like JJ stay up?
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>>4693566
I think they would constantly be jealous over you were giving the most attention to

>"Hey it's my turn to lay on his belly"
>"Na uh, I'm after Scootaloo."
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https://www.canterlotgardens.com/guests
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>>4693403
The artist still has not finished my commission yet, I'll post it here as soon as I get it.
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>>4693597

because JJ is not as bad as MLPG says
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>>4693597
Because there is no justice.
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>>4693461

No problem

"Of course, I shouldn't be the only one enjoying the view."
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>>4693608
He also doesn't post bestiality, CP, or any combination thereof.
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>>4693608
that's right. he's a lot worse
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>>4693558
they could stuff me with anything as long as they made sure to give my bigger belly more rubs and kisses
>you adorable little ball of pudge?
oh god
a little bit of both plus a fetish for being pampered and fattened and touched
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>>4693608
I'm seconding this statement unironically
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>Someone here commissioned Jay to make that drawing knowing it would get him shut down.
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>>4693608

MLPG doesn't think JJ is particularly bad, just really really really REALLY overrated like fuck by his drooling fans.
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>>4693608
its true, he's actually quite good at art
His problem is that he's gotten lazy with guaranteed adoration and doesn't really try at anything any more, especially at jokes.
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>>4693625
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>>4693642
>someone here
>mlpg always taking credit for shit they didn't do
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>>4693650
>like Jay
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>>4693650

then blame his fans and not him
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>>4693525
Remember that time there was a cum on pony toys blog
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frrrt~
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>>4693662

The problem is that JJ's unfunny GAMER LUNA XDDDD!!!1 shit is actually considered superior to the show itself by bronies.
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>>4693556
Just like pony cons then pretty much
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>>4693677
fluttershy is worst pony
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>>4693677
How embarrassing!
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>>4693677
fartfag pls suicide
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http://www.deviantart.com/#/d5g0ul0

oh
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>>4693682
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>>4693684
i'd rather smell sweat and shame than bile anyday
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>>4693677
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiVEaSP_4rA
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>>4693674
I never had a problem with the blog existing
I didn't like how self-righteous they got about it though.
Really, if they'd just ignored everything nothing would have really come of it.
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>>4693682
>OMG SHE PLAYS VIDYA JUST LEIK US
>WOMAN PONE LOEVS VIDYA
>JJ UR DA BEST WE LUF YOU ALWAYS
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>>4693700
sweat, shame, semen, farts etc
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>>4693696

I don't understand what's wrong
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Which pony would appreciate a meal you cooked for her the most?
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>>4693652

when he made some humanized protraits of the main 6 with a different style i thought he was actually going to try something new and stick to it but instead he kept doing the usual
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>>4693629
Well how about a nice big pile of sweets? Soft and easy to chew, sweet and tasty, and most importantly; nice and fattening.

Would you like to be hand fed while you got your belly rubs? What if a daub of frosting got mushed onto your nose after a big slice of chocolate cake?
Would you let them wipe it up then hold their finger out for you?
Would you suckle it clean?
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>>4693731
none of them would ever appreciate me or the things I did for them
>>
You can't really compare Jay and JJ at all, they are two kinds of bad. Jay is bad because... well we all know why he's bad. JJ is bad because he shamelessly caters to bronies for popularity. LK said it earlier that he's trapped by his fans and just shitting stuff out because they expect it and will eat it up.
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>>4693743
Ouch
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>>4693731
dash is looking unimpressed with that shit meal because there's no protein in it.

srsly, she's an athlete and you think that she'd be HAPPY that you gave her salty, bland carbohyrates without a gram of protein to be found? you sicken me.
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>>4693731
Fluttershy or AJ.
Rarity would expect it, Twilight wouldn't notice until it was cold, and Pinkie would be in the kitchen. And Dash had fast food for dinner. Again.
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>>4693731
How does pony use chopsticks?
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>>4693652

>he's actually quite good at art

I've always thought his characters looked lifeless and boring.
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>>4693755
>implying I gave her that
I was using it as an example of what she would eat if i couldn't cook for her.
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>>4693696

what is that?

why should i care about it?

how is that related to anything?
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>>4693764
Very carefully
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>>4693743
>tfw even if they were real, they'd want nothing to do with you
Such is the life...
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>>4693764
Same way they use nutt crackers
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>>4693786
And cook.
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>>4693786
>AJ doing things with her butt
Man, I remember that.
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>>4693774
don't try and back out now you lazy piece of shit.

admit it. that's the kind of shit you eat to get fat and stay slow and weak, and you thought she'd like it.

are you even trying? do you even care about her at all?

>oh gee RD, here's a bucket of the same pig slop I eat that I microwaved for you. hope you love me now because that technically counts as me cooking you dinner
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>>4693785
Really it would be worse if they were real. Because then they would exist, and knowing that you could be with them but at the same time knowing that you realistically couldn't is painful.
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>>4693797
...Speak of the devil
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>>4693815
What
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>>4693737
yes yes yes
being fed while being rubbed would be heavenly
they would have to fight to get their finger back too...
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>>4693813
Oh you made my day with that post anon I'm dying here.

No I actually really love to cook, I even post on /ck/ occasionally.
And on that same vein, I think Dash would appreciate it the most since she eats that shit when she's alone.
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>>4693815
Draw AJ doing more tasks with her butt!
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>>4693831
it is a thing I drew at one point
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Which pinoy is the best at sex?
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>>4693737
>>4693836

Get a load of these dorks
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>>4693328
http://boy-in-pantys.tumblr.com/post/32125458012/bubblegum-bursts-holy-fucking-s-h-i-t-and
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>>4693837
>implying RD doesn't stick to a diet to go fast
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>>4693797
And frost cakes
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>>4693843
I'm workin' on something else at the moment
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>>4693813
Rainbow Dash is a fat fuck who'd eat anything you present as food in front of her
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>>4693852
I don't know many Phillipino people so I can't really answer that question
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>>4693855
I wish i could find that one picture of 2 neckbeards RPing as Lyra and Bon Bon. It's like a 4 panel comic and you don't know it's 2 people rping until the end.
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>>4693856
I wasn't planning on fapping tonight
and then someone had to post Kidsune
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>>4693868
oh
okay
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>>4693836
Well aren't you a feisty one. Maybe we should just skip the cake...
After that finger finally popped out of your mouth, they'd mush their hand around in the rest of the cake, then hold it up to your lips. You can just suckle on that while you get that thick little tummy of yours frenched~
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>>4693861
>All she eats is protein shakes and supplements.
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>>4693890
But anon, where does Dash find all the protein she needs?
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>>4693861
/fit/ pls go
pls
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>>4693785
Step nine, brudda
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>>4693682
Never let your fun be ruined because some brony might like it. If you do, half of everything will be dead to you.

I let the brony thing get to me and even Stetsons looked awful because they're sort of close to fedoras.
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What would you do if pone licked their lips and tried to seduce you?
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>>4693906
>ponka i am not a cake
>ponka
>stop biting my face
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>>4693899
I always forgot that one and go directly to step ten.
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>>4693896
Fluttershys animal friends.
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>>4693906

Let them
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>>4693856
>that horsecock dildo is so large you can see the buldge in her stomach

neat, i didnt think that was actually real. i thought it only happened in anime.
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>>4693896
Beans
Dash is a very gassy pony
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>>4693924
Poor move!

Step 11 is another good one, now that I look at it. Step 12 is overrated.
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>>4693906
Let see how far they can go.
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>>4693928
Even if they looked you up and down, mentally undressing you and biting their lower lip?
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>>4693617
>with a sultry giggle and a flick of her wrist, she plucks the shirt from your body in a single swift motion, like pulling the tablecloth out from under a set of fine china
>"Much better~"
>she playfully nips your shoulder as her hands wander up and down your chest
>"I bet THIS..."
>she pulls you in closer, smooshing her ample cleavage against your back, only the thin material of her one-piece standing between your flesh and hers
>"...feels much better now~"
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>>4693836
>>4693887
Guys
Stop
I shouldn't like this as much as I am
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>>4693707
yeah that shit pisses me off too
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>>4693899
>Dipper notices Twilight has a check list for everything.
>"H-hey, I thought I was the only one who did that..."
>"You smell like lavender."
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>>4693939
A Scootaloo is not for seducting
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>>4693765
If you look at his long running webcomic, you can see how far he's come. Not very.
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>>4693944
Hahaha
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>>4693938
yeah, don't do step 12
11 is where it's at
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>>4693924
I always go directly to step 12.
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>>4692523
Eh. People can draw what they wanna draw.
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>>4693899
Man, I don't even have anyone in mind to perform step 9 on. Or any of the steps. I'm both dismayed at this, and paradoxically alright with it. I'm in no condition to be romancing anyone.
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>>4693947
What a coincidence, that guy is into Rarity.
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>>4693962
WRONG
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>>4693936
>All of her shelves are full of Creatine and Lentils.
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>>4693931
>her
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>>4693899
Step 12 looks like Simpsons font
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>>4693946
I don't think I recall what the scent of lavender was like...
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>>4693926
>Fluttershy's animal friends keep disappearing
>She asks if Rainbow Dash knows where any of them are
>Dash's belly is bulging out suspiciously and shifting around as if it were alive
>"Sorry -urp- Fluttershy..haven't seen em around..Maybe Twilight knows"
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>>4693962
You
Yes
Yes YOU
Are the second worst person
for reals this time
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>>4693940

Yes, it's not like I wouldn't be doing my own share of dirty looks and lewd comments.
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>>4693906
pinch myself, because no one would seduce me.
if anything, they'd be licking their lips at someone behind me, simultaneously giving me some fleeting glimmer of hope that someone would actually want me while causing all sorts of embarrassment for her. a moment later I'd realize my mistake and she'd give me a disgusted look and brush past me trying her hardest not to make the slightest bit of contact. her target would laugh at me and join her as they walked away together, leaving me by myself to look at them getting farther and farther away.
with no one by my side.
no one around me.
alone.

this is just how things are going to be. I know I should just accept it, but I know that "forever alone" isn't really a joke anymore. it's a curse from which I'll never be free.
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>>4693954
Just that step 11 takes a lot of practice. I got that out of the way by pretending I was hilarious throughout high school. People started believing me after a while!
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>>4693899
I always go right to 10 because I must have a spaghetti reactor deep inside me.
>>4693924
Like that person!
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>>4693887
oh jeez
i'm not sure how well i would be able to function
i would have to keep reminding myself to lick and not bite
but their hand would be cleaner than ever afterwards
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>>4692756
>>4692790
>>4692866
Man, I haven't drawn actual ponies very much.

But here she is for comparison. Maybe they can be friends.
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>>4693980
I feel sorry for you then.
My shampoo is lavender scented.
...shut up.
It's a perfectly manly scent!
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>>4693944
Aww, do you need a little somethin' too?
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>>4693995
But that's the beautiful thing about the ponies, anon.

They don't know what humans look like so they have no basis of comparison. Even Rarity might think you're handsome.
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>>4694019
They don't have monkeys in Equestria, do they?
>>
Does anyone have that gif of Ken with the crazy hair from the Barby shorts?
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>>4692731
I am, but it's furry shit that the general won't like
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>>4693993
What about if they leaned in close and told you that you were the sexiest thing they'd ever seen and all you needed to do was say the word and they'd be yours for the night?
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>>4694045

Rose pls.
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>>4694019
That's the problem, anon.
I'm ugly on the inside. I know it. People who know me know it.

I don't know how to change it, and ponies couldn't either. Not even with the magic of friendship.
Even if they were real, we could never be together.
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>>4694014
Pansy
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>>4694045
Post it anyway.
The General likes anthro now apparently.
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>>4694056
Get over here bro
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>>4694056
The magic of friendship can change anyone.
Cheer up faggot.
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>>4694060
Oh, it's not even anthro
It's lolifur
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>>4694018
I'm fine just watching you two
Bellies and belly buttons and sensual feeding are just top tier for me, I can't help it
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>>4694060
You speak for the general now? Gee I missed that announcement.
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>>4694055
for once, no
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I need a link to Corwin's LMJ comic for reasons.
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>>4694059
I-it's not that I like the fresh flowery scent or anything!
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>>4694064
Oh no, we're being pulled into a >that feel vortex. And there's no escape.
Man, fuck >that feel
;_;
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>>4694069
Why the fuck?
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>>4694056
I'm never sure if posts like this are from people just being contrarian or severely depressed.

Or if it's the same anon every time.
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>>4694056
>that feel
It's only after people get to know me they are repulsed.

Could ponies really be that different?
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>>4694076
see
>>4691856
>>4691948
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>>4693943

"It would feel much better if that pesky one-piece of yours wasn't preventing me from feeling your body even better."
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>>4694060
I'd wager there's a larger silent group of people like myself who actually ignore things they don't like, like the anthro pictures.
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>>4694074
Rose makes the cute things
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>>4694056
Anything will look beautiful if you break the mirror.
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>>4691948
so has that guy posted more yet?
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>>4694083
I bet you pretend you're washing your filthy body in Twilight's scent, aren't you
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>>4694102
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>>4694106
Not yet, he says he's doing one page a day so 3 should come out sometime later tonight
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>>4694087
Because it gets my motor going.
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>>4693943
Just how ample is her cleavage? Great and powerful, no doubt? Bigger than her head?
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>>4694013
>Sunny and Tropicana

I can dig that.

I already unplugged my tablet, I'll be sure to draw them together tomorrow!
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>>4694120
Post a link or something at least
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>>4694121
Butt Trixie is canon neither Great nor Powerful.
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>>4694111
Why is his cute mark a dradle and why is it not on his flank?
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>>4694014
Mine is green apple
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>>4694120
this is why I don't want to get good at drawing things on the internet.
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>>4694108
Oh course not.
Don't be silly.
I pretend it's Rarity.
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>>4694074
I bet terpy sounds like a giggling 5 year old
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>>4694124
awww that's a cute pony
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>>4694121
refer to >>4690404
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>>4694139
Tea tree oil here

It smells nice but I can't think of a pony that it would match
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>>4694095
Much obliged.
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>>4694141
vroom vroom~
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>>4694124
>Somewhere there is a "PRAISE THE SUN" joke.
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>>4694074
That Derpy reminds me of a bug
Terpy is best bug pone
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>>4694005
That's right... Be a good little pony and eat it allll up... There's another nice big handful of sugary treats ready for you when you finish.
It'd be really nice to slip a wet tongue deep into that squishy belly, and just suckle and kiss while listening to you slosh and burble with all that tasty food.
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>>4694150
The Spa Twins.
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>>4694150
uh....Fluttershy?

DYEWTS?
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>>4694143
Absolutely horrific
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>>4694165
don't you have an almanac to be working on, Sir Hammerlock?
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All the twin ponies in the show should have a group picture.

How many sets are there?
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>>4694150
My tea tree nigga.
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>>4694165
It is, isn't it?
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>Smell like smoke.
>Find it amazing.
Someone needs to bottle this shit and sell it.

Which pony smells like smoke?
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>>4694052

I'd ask them if they were willing to live with the consequences, once you've had a taste of what humans can do, it's hard to go back to ponies.
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>>4694171
Flitter and Cloud Chaser
Aloe and Lotus
Pumpkin and Pound
Flim and Flam probably

Uhh are there more?
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>>4694170
Eh?
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>>4694116

oh god

this shit is pure gold
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>>4694182

What kind of smoke?
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>>4694182
Cigarette smoke or campfire smoke?
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>>4694146
Thanks, she thinks you're cute too.
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>>4694170
He has found bronies to be fascinating creatures.
So he is studying them.
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>>4694196
>>4694200

Campfire.
The sweetness of it.
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>>4694203
But Brony™ is trademarked.

Let's call them Bonerfarts.
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>>4694212
Sometimes it even just smells like that outside in the evening.
I wonder what that is.
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>>4694202
>thinking Juice is cute
Is she blind?
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http://ask-double-entendre.tumblr.com/post/32309308241/

So apparently Jay didn't delete his tumblrs, they were suspended.
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>>4694185
And if they said they'd be willing to do it just for a chance to feel that hot body of yours against theirs before gently flicking their tongue against your ear?
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>>4694188
DRAWFAGS

ASSEMBLE

hey rose I know you don't take requests much anymore but a twin day picture would be cute if you want to or something
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>>4694182
Hobopony
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>>4694220
He has amazing fingers.
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>>4694215
considering the amount of boners and farts that are in the typical MLPG thread, I'd say that name's quite accurate.
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>>4694212

http://campfire-cologne.com/
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>>4694212
Campfire is a wonderful smell.
I know I like it when I smell like it, but I'm never sure if it offends other people.
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Done streaming.
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>>4694226
>http://ask-double-entendre.tumblr.com/post/32309308241/
Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle commissions?
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>>4694202
>>4694124
>>4692756
who drew these?
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>>4694226
Slowpoke.png
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>>4694182
Furnace pony

If you feed her different kinds of wood like Maple, Oak or Hickory her scent changes
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>>4694252
Fuck Tex
That cute
Cute means Kawaii in english
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>>4694252
That Tiara is really awesome. Nicely done.
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>>4694212
There's this.
http://www.demeterfragrance.com/58083/704084/All-Classic-Scents/Fireplace.html
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>>4694144
>hey terpy what are you doing
>"I need to find... a button."
>what do you need a button for?
>"I gotta put it on the floor!"
>why do you have to put a button on the floor?
>"Because then... there'll be a fairy!"
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>>4694247
>"Oh shit."
>Its just sticks of fatwood you set on fire.
>...


>Orders them anyways.
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>>4694255
Boku No Pone
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>>4694256
I'm not up to my cloaca in tumblr drama all day sue me.
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>>4694252
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>>4694287
http://ruggedscents.com/RuggedScents/Home.html
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>>4694252
Both expression is so fitting of them. Its cute.
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>>4694227

I too long to feel their body, to run my hands over every voluptuous inch, to feel flesh against flesh.
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>>4694261
this is the best thing.

She'd eat the logs raw.

I bet she gets in trouble with the Apple Family sometimes, and can't be seen anywhere around the property ever since the incident.
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>>4694160
oh geez
oh god
how many cakes are there? i want to be as big and soft as he wants me to be, just give me more
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>>4694298
Why do her tears have the consistency of semen?
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>>4694323
Damn that's hot
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>>4694096
>"Oh? You wish to see the Great and Powerful Trixie in all of her glory?"
>her chest rubs against your back as she coos in your ear
>"To see her ample figure fully exposed for all to see~?"
>her hand slips down to your waistline, unfastening your pants' button
>"To lay eyes...and more...on her bare and plentiful body?"
>she pinches your zipper between her thumb and index finger, slowly tugging it downwards
>"If that is what you desire...then I hope you're willing to reciprocate~"
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>>4694327
You are what you eat
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>>4694330
You think she can be like Ponyta in Pokemon where she can turn cool to those that she like?
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>>4694327
>Trixie cries semen
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>>4694323
The Bloomburg incident or the fermented cider incident?
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>>4694147
I'll just use my imagination, then.
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>>4694281
>Bonfire is mentioned.
>Look it up
Aw yiss

You still my nigga, Anon. my smoke scented nigga.
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>>4694320
Do you take them to your home or follow them to theirs? How far past the front door do you make it before they pounce you and press their mouth against yours, kissing you hungrily?
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>>4694351
No.
But would you still let Furnace pony embrace you lovingly as she scalds your skins and clouds your eyes with smokey tears?
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>>4694351
Externally I don't think she'd be that intense except around the belly or CM.

I'm sure she can adjust her internal tempature okay enough but feed her the right things and she really gets going
>>
Do we want to be /mu/ for a bit?
>>
why dont we stay in this thread for the rest of the night
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>>4694390
>>>/mu/
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>>4694390
Well the thread is nearly over, so sure.
Just keep it here.
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>>4694390
>tfw no gf
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>>4694116
time to kick it in a night general, better get the MFLB ready
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>>4694393
It dos feel all warm and cozy in here.

Like warm Apple Pie
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>>4694390
Who do you think Jeff's favorite pony is?
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>>4694323
other ponies eat grass.
furnace pony eats trees.

her diet is seasonal. evergreen in the winter, apple trees in the spring, maple or oak in the fall.

don't know what tree she'd eat for summer.
>>
http://ask-double-entendre.tumblr.com/post/32315421849/

>Yeah, remember 3 months ago when I said I was bleeding?
>Burn scars, the doc told me earlier today!
>Nearly 2nd degree!
>Caused by stomach acid.
>From eating a breading-nugget made of pure compacted spice powder in a box of McDonald’s Spicy Chicken McBites.

What the fuck...

Vegetables, man! Vegetables and water. Just sit down and eat an entire head of cabbage.

Your eating habits are so terrible your body is literally trying to kill itself.
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>>4694408
beachwood
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>>4694408
The Larch.
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>>4694390
No because you make fun of me ;_;
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>>4694387
Of course she can keep the heat internal, just worrying about the external of that pony.
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>>4694405
Jesus Christ
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>>4694351
>>4694380
Furnace Pony is just like Flame Princess
They both have the same initials
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>>4694395
Okay, the real reason I asked is because I want to hype Why?'s new album some more because it's really good.
http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?pjpbavutviy80im
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>>4694408
I am sure she can eat any wood that burns.
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>>4694417
Come on anon, don't be shy. What kind of music do you like?
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>>4694411
yeah, no

not physiologically possible
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>>4694408
Maple tree bark must be the tastiest syrupy treat

Pinecones must be popcorn to her
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>>4694411
>Nature could not do it.
>So his body is trying to finish the job.
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>>4694433
furnace pony is best friends with tabasco pone.

it's because she likes things hot.
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>>4694443

Avenge Sevenfold
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>>4694455
Okay I'm going to make fun of you
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>>4694455
Hahaha, are you fucking serious?
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>>4694443
Several different genres, some I cant even fucking name. Yet because of the fact that video game music is in there as well you guys laugh. Feels bad man.

And yeah country and rap are INCLUDED.
>>
My stomach is upset.
Do we have an Tums or Pepto Pony?
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>>4694433
Hot to the touch~

Does she also have a fiery temper?
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>>4694455
I haven't listened to them, I have a negative opinion just because they're popular "metal", and their fanbase is awful, but so is MLP's, so there's that. Nothing wrong with liking a band. I like Andrew Jackson Jihad and their average fan is like 16-17.
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>>4694472
Contrary to popular belief, no.
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>>4694443
Video game and anime music
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>>4694339

"I am if the Great and Powerful Trixie is willing to give me one of her no doubt extremely sensuous performances."
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>>4694480
>>4694480
>>4694480
>>4694480
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>>4694465
>>4694456
Fuck you guys their music is cool

Go listed to radiohead and other bullshit fake hip music.
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>>4694494
I don't care for Radiohead either, Though I do like NMH
>>
I bet sleepypone would curl up around her at night for warmth in the winter.
Her little smokestack would pop out the top of the blanket while she cuddles up with sleepypone.

Does she smoke more when she's excited? Does it come out at a slow draw when she's calm?

Does she huff smoke and make train noises when she's angry?
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>>4694494
FUCK YOU THOM YORKE IS A SAINT
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>>4694512
>Does she huff smoke and make train noises when she's angry?
>furnace pone toots
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>>4694512
drawfags pls

pls draw this.
>>
I've started listening to those albums/bands that are always at or near the top of /mu/ lists
ITAOTS, Hospice, Loveless, AnCo, ITCOTCK, The Devil and God, Radiohead, MBDTF, some other things I can't name off the top of my head
and while I enjoy listening to them and have put them through multiple listenthroughs, I don't understand what makes them "good" and I doubt I would have ever tried them were it not for /mu/ saying so. I don't know how to feel about this.
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>>4694543
>>>/mu/
pls go.
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>>4694543
Well one thing I like about some of those is that they stand up to multiple listens really well.
Like there's music that i can't stand listening to anymore cause I've heard it so many times.
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>>4694443
Mariah Carey
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>>4694376

I would take them to my home, where else would I find the equipment we would need for a pleasurable evening ?

I'd hope they would be content with some playful kisses until we're able to reach the bedroom.
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>>4694543
Most people who think they're the best albums they've ever heard haven't listened to enough music. They're just good albums that a wide cross-section of /mu/ can agree on liking.
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>>4694584
Sounds like they're just all entry level, then
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>>4694543
They're entry-level easy listening stuff meant to guide you toward the harder stuff
>>
can someone please make a new thread so we can drop the meta-/mu/ bullshit here please?
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>>4694582
They'd no doubt follow you anywhere as long as you let them keep making out with you.

What sort of equipment are you planning to use?
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>>4694627
>>4694608
dohoho.
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>>4694630
>>4694490
>>4694480
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>>4694631

Things such as lotions and oils if they care for a massage.

I also have collection of restraints, something to help them feel like they're really my little pony
>>
hey, if that other guy from the trixie thing is still here...
i'm sorry i posted it in the new horse and ruined everything
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>>4695225

No problem
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>>4695225
Just keep erping in the new horse
I'm not even following it (eww anthro) but it's hilarious to see some guy getting butthurt out of nowhere

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