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i hate the gays

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>>4677172

9

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Welcome to Nighttime General.
Put some chill music on, kick back with your favorite drink, and get your pone on.

0
she's a cunt

>>4677172
6

I don't dislike her, but she can be a bit much.

>>4677144
>you will never wake up in a hotel room in Toronto, Scootalieu sleeping on your chest and murmuring sweet French nothings into your ear

>>4677172
Are you accepting negative numbers as viable answers?

7. Alright horse, would befriend.

>>4677196
Best start possible.

cum/10

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>>4677193
Don't be like that
We just want to cuddle~

You bring your waifu to a family get-together. How do they get on with everyone? Do they like your family? Does your family like them?

Assume the issue of pony isn't a problem or that she's human.

>>4677172

9.
I'd give her a ten if it weren't for Pinkie and Rarity.

>>4677215
>Toronto
>French

Tex is streaming again like he said he would.

http://www.livestream.com/texdraws

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>>4677215
>Scootalieu

>>4677172
8, mostly because I want to cum in rainbow dash.

>>4677168
I wouldn't throw her away. I'd need someone there to help me raise the little tykes.

But if she'll understand. If she's too old, it's unsafe for her to continue reproduction. I'll need a new brood mare to continue the expansion of our family and business.

>>4677244
>>>/piss/

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>>4677196

oh, test-i-FY, brother.

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>>4677172
On a scale of 1 to 10?
...
11

1,100,000/10

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about a 5 or 6. i just wish she wasn't so damn arrogant

>>4677244
Back to the piss with you.

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>>4677254
FINALLY

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>>4677215

7, drunk 8. Wait, what?

>>4677253
>not meme trixie unicorn

wtf are you doing mane

>>4677275

Twily stop farting in the tub.

>>4677172

8. She's not perfect by any stretch of the imagination. She has an ego, she's lazy, and she's as good at handling people with delicate feelings as a palsied retard doing brain surgery with a pipe-wrench, but she's still a good-hearted pony.

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Holy fuck Pinkie Pie is so adorable. I can't contain my HNNNNNNNGs.

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>>4677172
She's a very nice pony

>>4677254

>this series will never not be mediocre as fuck

>>4677271
finally what, rainbow dash?

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>>4677289
Look at all those things it took you to describe her.
What depth and passion.
How could she not be the best?

>>4677288
>Twily
Shining Surfer pls go

>>4677300
You're just all shades of contrarian aintcha

>>4677300
>says the guy who watches and discusses "My Little Pony"

Would you casually fist a mare as you both sit on the couch watching TV?

>>4677306
I can describe her in one word: cunt

>>4677306
You can do that with every character
>mlp characters
>deep
Full brony.

>>4677196
Oh man, I would love to be a nervous braeburn led by a sexually forward Soarin. He'd tell me I've wanted it like this my entire life, and who would I be to say no with my rock-hard cock flopping in time with his thrusts. He'd kiss the tears away and blow his load deep inside me after his reacharound stained the floor beneath me. Then he'd let me take my time getting comfortable with cleaning him up using only my mouth, before he bigspooned me to sleep.

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>>4677298
She is a cute pone.

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>>4677308
Never.
[1]

>>4677320

Damn it anon

That's my fetish stop stealing it

>>4677299
Why does the part about her being an expert napper point to her butt?

>>4677320
I have pretty big hands, so I don't think there'd be anything casual about it. Still, I AGREE TO THE FISTING

>>4677320
Could I tickle the back of her throat with my fingertips, making her hiccup and then giggle?

>>4677333
butt cuddles

>>4677326

would he lay back and let you rest on his stomach as he pumped you? would he let you lie against him, feeling your hearts beating in unison?

>>4677337
that's not
there's
Do you think it's just a long tube from your mouth to your ass?

>>4677337
Only if she could suck on your fingers afterwards. Though she might like you to tease her cervix with your other hand at the same time.

>>4677345
Rose pls.

>>4677330
Well then quit being a surfer and start being a badass noble knight like a Captain of the Guard is supposed to be.

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>>4677330
[gnarly]

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>>4677337
That's actually make her puke fucking everywhere.

>>4677351
Who says ponies arent?

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>>4677351

>>4677326
woah that's pretty gay

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>On a scale of 1-10, how much do you like Rainbow Dash?

12.

>>4677360
>implying that's not what he's aiming for

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Daily reminder that Futashy is canon

>>4677365
If it's gay to fantasize about being a nervious, submissive horse getting buttfucked by a strong, confident horse then I guess I'm a homo

>>4677331
We could talk about it together if you'd like.

>>4677337
What the actual fuck.
Would that truthfully get you off?

>>4677349
I'd prefer if he mounted me, just to make sure there was no dispute about me being the bottom in the relationship. But he'd be a tender, sensitive Stallion, even if he was type A. I'd be honored to be his Colt, and he'd love me, planting little kisses across the nape of my neck.

>>4677365
Oh fucking really?

sometimes i hurt my friends and when asked why i did i say i don't know

and i really don't

>>4677373
..b-but that's 20% more than 10! Outrageous!

>>4677390
filtered

>this thread
why

>>4677389
Not spoiler tagged.
Prepare for 404.

>>4677394
wait for that one faganon to come along and set up the hugbox. "oh just go waste all your money on therapy and pills and you'll be totally normal and happy again"

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>>4677390
>Soarin is more assertive
>Braeburn is better hung

>>4677409

every uphill climb has a downhill slide. don't worry. all will be well.

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>>4677230

>Your family loves her - "She's so sweet, Anonymous!"
>"Bring her back as soon as you can so she can meet the rest of the family, okay?"
>And her cooking always makes a good impression, aside from the odd auntie who doesn't like being outdone when the family has a potluck, but even they can't deny how down-to-earth and polite she is.
>It was also quite fun to watch their stunned reactions when they found out her family is loaded.

>>4677268
That DOES piss me off.

Especially how the misandry project orthogonal to hers is just as full of holes and gets nothing but hate hate hate hate hate online.

>>4677424

shut up Saint Walker

Unfortunately for Mr. House, California is one of 24 states that does not approve of such things, and further requires extensive therapeutic sexual counseling for offenders.

The Humane Society is clamoring to throw the book at Mr. House. In addition to the counseling, they say that Daniel House ought to receive a nice long stay in jail — though it’s not clear if the Humane folks would count this prison experience as part of the therapy.

"If House is convicted, this would be one of the most horrific cases of animal sexual abuse that has ever come to our attention," says Claire Ponder of the Humane Society.

But this is not a case of animal sexual abuse, claims Mr. House. He’s not an animal abuser. He’s a bona fide animal lover, he says, and of course he admits to having sex with horses — with many, happy horses.

>>4677440
If it makes you feel better, his did end up getting funded by the deadline.

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1681576010/the-brian-banks-story

94 hours left

>>4677440

Firefox's dictionary recognizes misogyny as a word, but not misandry.

>>4677460
I tired, but I didn't get a response.
oh well.

>>4677460
it's going to disappoint just like friend off 2

>>4677469
What?

>>4677420
I prefer doms that size shame me, even if it is in a mostly loving manner.
I would love to be "his" in a very carnal, yet still very real sense. I want to feel like I'd be lost without him even if he doesn't feel the same way about me (especially if he doesn't feel the same way about me). I want to be so eager to give him pleasure that he sometimes chastises me. I want our relationship to be entirely about what he wants.

>>4677230
"Hey, uh, mom, this iiissss... Macintosh..."
"How d'ya do, ma'am? The name's 'Big Macintosh', and Ah gotta say, you d-"
"We've known for years; just come inside, no one cares"

>>4677474
I tried to write for it, but didn't get included and got no response. Oh well.

>>4677456
I don't care. I hope his accuser gets punitive damages for all the money she drew from the court case and ends up in jail for giving false testimony and god knows what else.

>>4677478
>can't even tell if mom means into horses, into men, or both
10/10

>>4677476

your focus is too narrow. for it is said, man cannot survive on size-shaming and submission alone.

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>>4677472
Trust me, this one is good.

Season 3 when?

WAIT A SECOND TAW REALLY HAS A DONATE BUTTON?!?!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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PLEASE DON'T SAY "YOU ARE LAZY"
DATTE HONTOU WA CRAZY
HAKUCHOUTACHI WA SOU
MIENAI TOKO DE BATAASHI SURU N DESU
HONNOU NI JUUJUN CHUUJITSU HONROU MO JUUJUU SHOUCHI
ZENTOYOUYOU DASHI
DAKARA TAMA NI KYUUKEI SHICHAU N DESU

KONO ME DE SHIKKARI MISADAMETE
YUKISAKI CHIZUJOU MAAKU SHITE
CHIKAMICHI AREBA SORE GA OUDOU
HASHORERU TSUBASA MO AREBA JOUTOU

YABA TSUME WARETA GURUU DE HOSHUU SHITA
SORE DAKE DE NANKA TASSEIKAN
DAIJI NA NO WA JIBUN KAWAIGARU KOTO
JIBUN WO AISANAKYA HITO MO AISENAI

>>4677481
Leth might let you in if you email him or catch him in the general. Of course, it would put us back a day for release...

>>4677502
For the last fucking time Sweetie, we can't understand moon.

>>4677506
Yeah, that's why I didn't push it. It's fine it will be fun to look at.

>>4677502
Which K-ON is Sweetie Belle's favorite K-ON anyways?

Have you been a good poster today? Do you deserve a visit from the slutty mare or the dunking stallion?

>>4677484

it's an interesting quandary. do we try to defuse their argument by kowtowing to their definition of misogyny, and in doing so win the battle but lose the war, or do we go over-the-top and teach them what misogyny really is?

either way, the penis loses.

>>4677527
>no slutty stallion
I don't want either or these

>>4677428

>She likes your family - seeing how close they are, and how relaxed and fun the atmosphere is; it's totally unlike anything her family did when she was growing up.
>Sure, it's a little awkward when you go to HER family get-togethers, being the only one there who doesn't have a country-club membership, or a vacation house in Ibiza or Sicily or Greece, but she gives you a run-down of "high-class" etiquette, to make sure you don't embarrass yourself.
>Her father is fond of you, and you find it's a lot less awkward when he's there - you don't get as many funny looks or hard-to-answer questions like, "So, you're poor. What's that like?"
>Her mother, naturally, doesn't like you... but then again, she doesn't like anything, so fuck her, let her stand in the corner drinking wine and complaining to everyone in earshot.

new season when MLPG?

>>4677525
Judging from her personality, probably Yui.

Scoots would like Ritsu the best, and Applebloom would probably like Azusa.

No one gives a shit about Mugi or Mio ;_;

>>4677527
Can I be visited by the Stallion who mounts me and uses me like a mare even if I beg him to stop (not that I necessarily would)?

>>4677540
never FiM has been cancled

>>4677530
Their definition of misogyny includes that men are bad bad bad bad rapists and use the system to universally punish women over men.

That's far from saying "women don't commit crimes." This works on a separate axis. You got cash cash dollar dollar from the school system as part of a settlement on a rape that did happen and force someone else to sell their house and car just to put up defense?

You belong in a fucking cage.

>>4677545

>Silver Spoon is Mugi
I don't actually watch the show. I'm just tossing shit out.

>>4677537

>her mother is essentially Ramona from RHoNY

it's all coming together

>>4677549
Pretty sure the slutty mare could make that happen

What is a physical dunking like anyway?

>>4677484
She had no repercussions for her and got to keep all the money she took.
Amurrica

>>4677545
>No one gives a shit about Mio

Y-you take that back!

>>4677540
I work for the Hub and I can confirm the new season will start on October 19.

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What if Rarity wore boxers with your cutie mark on them?

>>4677574
I am a little pony and can confirm our show has been canceled due to unwanted brony attention

>>4677556
*didn't happen, VERY important clause, sorry.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUpAuMuaBJU

>>4677559
Then how the hell did you know what the song lyrics were from?

>>4677585
>>4677574
We all were, to a point. Even now, calling somebody out as a fan of the fandom in a thread that never discusses the show is pretty funny. Back then the threads were filled with as much rage and hatred as they are now, but all of that pointed outwards. We screamed for days at Past Sins. Our ongoing rivalry with Ponychan was a constant topic of conversation. We had that "Us vs Them" mentality that kept all of that latent irritation we felt with everything focussed on external factors, keeping the threads themselves laid back and, most importantly, fun to be in.

/mlp/ killed us. Not because it soaked us in piss, though the bastardisation of so many things newcomers have misunderstood about our culture shows that we were, but because it gutted our enemies. We won, in a sense, and then all of a sudden the only things left to rage at were each other. It's not about me, it's not about people's reactions to me, it's that the culture of the thread has irrevocably altered. MLPG is but a shadow of what it used to be. I merely pay my respects.

If people really want me to stop, I can do. You all know where to find me.

>>4677575
>blank, white boxers

meh

>>4677559
>SS
>the loving ojou-sama that funds all the trips for the gang because she's got that dolla dolla son

Nope.

>>4677585

i am the Boogeyman and i can confirm the ponies have gone on strike due to fear of bronies raping them.

>>4677585
Well my dad's the CEO of Gabe Newell and he says all the ponies are going to be forced into slave labor to make more episodes.

>>4677535
The slutty mare takes the form of your greatest desires. Her power knows no gender boundaries.

>>4677537
>the live band is playing, couples are out on the parquet shaking it up
>you keep getting coy smiles and looks from Silver Spoon
>you leave your half-finished plate of lasagna and nervously lead her out to the dance floor, feeling the burning gazes of a hundred strangers
>especially her mom and dad, who make a point to swoop in close to you two to see what's going on

>>4677603
She totally would if DT wasn't on her back all the time

>>4677545

>Sweetie Belle plays with your squishy fingertips.

>>4677595
He didn't. That was me.

Ritsu > Azusa > Mio > Yui > Mugi

>>4677605
>more episodes
>still no Episode 3

Which pony likes to make me crossdress?

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>>4677622
>putting Azuslut anywhere but last

Shit nigga

fuck you dr. house

>>4677599
Yes, things change. Now shut up or find or make somewhere better.

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>>4677629

>>4677620
Someone draw this pls

PLS

>>4677613

>thank God she took so many dancing lessons when she was a kid
>even though you don't really have any idea what you're doing, her incredible talent and your passion for dancing with her manage to make you look much better than you really are
>you hear her mother sniff and whisper to her father that "at least he isn't entirely without class"

>>4677631
>image
Wait, what, I thought this was a cute show about cute girls doing cute things I demand to know what is going on in there

>>4677639
why

>>4677629
Rainbow Dash
>"AHAHA kid, you look girlier than I do even when Rarity dresses me up! Come on, let's see what the Stallions down at the Cloudsdale Arms think!"

>>4677631
... WHAT?

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>>4677639
>Not recognizing MLPG culture copypasta

>>4677561
Unimaginably indescribable. Mere words cannot encompass the sheer horror of that unspeakable act.

>>4677653
TAW's last hurrah ;_;

>>4677631
>Azuslut
Them's fighting words, nigger.

I like her because of the straight man act she played and ended folding half the time. It's cute to watch her struggle from joining the moemind uguu~.

>>4677613
>they start dancing in close proximity to the two of you
>they look reluctant at first, especially her mother
>but as the dance goes on they spend less time watching you, and more time looking at each other

>>4677594
Not that bad as far as brony news reports go, not too much spaghetti.

>I like Phineas and Ferb myself.
>I'm still a SpongeBob fan.
These niggas know what's up.

>>4677654
Well, it's horrifying and humiliating to the one experiencing.

For anyone lucky to observe it's fucking hilarious.

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>>4677629
Y-yeah. Put on the bra now too.
Oh wow. Now tell me I'm a pretty girl.
>"what?"
Just say it.

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>not shipping Apple Bow and Carbon Crown.

>>4677653
One of many things I DON'T miss about the old MLPG. Fucking TAW.

>>4677561

the shame and disgrace of all your sins made manifest upon your soul. it's much like Ghost Rider's Penance Stare. except, this isn't lethal. it's damn close, but it isn't lethal.

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>>4677622
But that's wrong.

Mio > Ritsu > Azusa > Yui = Mugi

>>4677665
The dunking stallion tries to keep it private as those witnessing the act often have trouble stopping their laughter. For days.

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APPLES

>>4677670

I just read that all as Spike talking to himself as he sweeps up, not realizing Dash can hear him.

>"Spike - why doesn't Rainbow Dash ever come over to see us anymore?"
>"B-because she's allergic to any book that wasn't written for a school-filly?"
>"Spike...!"

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>>4677680
>TAW
>old MLPG

>>4677676
I felt a strange pang in my heart, and knew it was shipping. I came here, and there it is.

That's very compelling. The bully loves the bullied.

I just pray shippers don't turn it into Arnold/Helga.

>>4677686
>non-lethal penance stare
>forced to relive your shame over and over without the sweet release of death to free you
Truly, a dunking is the worst hell.

>>4677705

pls jay

pls

>>4677705
BEST ARTIST EVER

>>4677690
I just realized what a shitty vector that is. Look at her hand.

>>4677705
>>4677718
>>4677720
It's...okay?

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>>4677690
But THAT'S wrong.

My opinion > shit > your opinion.

Nah man, just teasin'. Yah 'ight.

>>4677680
>You and TAW will never be pretty pegasus ponies
>You will never lay around on clouds and write shitty erotic fanfiction about all your friends

>>4677731
that one hand tho

>>4677660
>not willingly succumbing to the moemind

Just let it happen.

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>>4677676

We need more pictures of DT sleeping.

>Roommate's screen tilted away
>Look at roommate's computer screen
>He's on 4chan looking at the same image I am
>Holy shit he's on MLPG
>We're both trying to covertly browse MLPG in the other's presence
>Say nothing about it, because if I was in his position, I wouldnt want him to say anything
This is a strange feel.

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>>4677670

>>4677172
Well what's 10. Compared to the rest of the ponies? 9

>>4677742
and the neck

>>4677705
>>4677718

Why do you know about this.
How could you know about this unless you follow his tumblr.
I. don't. Want. Brony. Drama.
There is no last stronghold for people like me, and it's because of people like you. Fuck you.
I don't want to take any of this trivial shit seriously but I like to have fun and you are impeding that.

>>4677746
Hey Steve.

>>4677746
This is the worst thing that has ever happened.

>>4677754

Hey Tom.

>>4677754
>>4677746
One of you two should blow the other.

>>4677746
>Not sucking each other off right then and there
>Not sharing Pygeum/Lecithin/Zinc supplements
>Not swapping dragon dildos
You guys are missing a golden opportunity

Which pony has disproportionately massive testicles?

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You should sleep.

>>4677762
HAVE SEX

>>4677746
When I was sitting in lecture earlier today, I noticed a guy a few rows down on ponychan /ef/. I actually had forgotten that that was a thing. I wasn't sure how to feel.

>>4677746
Print out mane6 cutie marks, tape them to your asses, and film the resulting homosex. Post it later~

>>4677754
>>4677762
Now fuck eachother.

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>>4677766

>>4677680
>Taw is now considered "Old MLPG"

heh. I'm getting too old for this.

>>4677770
>Earlier today
>/ef/ was deleted months ago

>>4677767
>Luna telling people to sleep
>not staying up and praising the moon every night, all night

Immersion ruined. Thanks, faggot.

>admins on Derpibooru get special comment boxes

http://www.derpibooru.org/105970

>>4677746
Watch til he makes a post and then read it aloud on your screen.

>>4677744
more teen DT greentext would also be nice

>>4677784
It's a brony haven in denial until episodes roll around.
it's still fun here, but don't kid yourself.

>>4677791
HOW DOES THIS EVEN HAPPEN

>>4677783
He definitely didn't forget the seeds this time, if you know what I mean

>>4677765
What is it with MLPG and ejaculation supplements?

For that matter, why is Zinc so great for skin conditions too?

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>>4677791
>he really thinks he's on picasso's level

>>4677767
Luna, I'm not gonna let you turn into Nightmare Moon again.

>>4677643

>"Someday, honey, you might very well find something you like about him..."
>"Mm, yes. Someday, I just MIGHT develop a fondness for welfare-recipients."

>tfw been here since oct '10
what am I doing with my life

>>4677783
Would you tell him he shouldn't be ashamed of his big balls?

>>4677800
A thousand birds just flew over them.

>>4677789
really?
Because he was on a blue imageboard with /ef/ in fancy cursive script on top, and I saw pictures of ponies and homestuck.
I went and looked at it when it was new, and I think that was what it looked like.

Maybe it was just a coincidence though? There might be another chan somewhere with and /ef/.

>>4677791
Look at Scootaloo's shoulders.

Just look at them.

>>4677744
>>4677796

>Whenever you travel together, she gets the bed and you get a rollaway cot.
>And Heaven help you if something happens to wake her up in the middle of the night.

>>4677818
Of course
I might even get him an athletic supporter so they're not always flopping around all over the place.

>>4677798
These threads get even worse when the episodes start airing, because then all the people who left will come back and be all like "Hurr I didn't browse the threads during the hiatus, what happened" and then the threads literally become rehashes unto themselves.

>>4677817
I've been here since December.

Employing no hyperbole and using no uncertain terms - either directly or indirectly - MLPG has ruined my life.

LMJ has a friend named "David".
Would it be funnier to make him David Bowie, or David Hasslehoff (in lifeguard gear)?

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>>4677827
That's my biggest complaint about Sherzo's anthro stuff.
I know he still lurks here, I hope he draws more stuff like this

>>4677765
>not finding a nerdy girl and DPing/spitroasting her, then glazing her with your abundant sperm and taking a photo of her flashing the Vs for Victory as your mixed cum drips from her glasses

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>>4677819

>>4677838
HASSLEHOFF
DO HASSLEHOFF

>>4677829
Are we a sexually active couple? Or does she just tease me and string me on without so much as a handhoof?job? Or is this nonsexual?

>>4677817
>Jan '11
I was able to get off for about a 3 month streak, but fell right back in.

>>4677830
What about a lacy bra?

>>4677838
You should make him Keith David

>>4677840
>nd taking a photo of her flashing the Vs for Victory

so far no girl has actually done this after I get done fucking here

overall, i'm disappointed

>>4677838

Lifeguard Hasslehoff

>>4677834
Yes, but it's not really about who is in the threads compared to the content of them.
If an episode rolls around I could have so very many discussions about it.
Today, today I could only talk about tripfags or porn. Who or whom isn't so important as what is happening.

>>4677814

only the Lord knows what she'd do when she gets tipsy.

>>4677840
... I really need to step up my spring and summer breaks.

>>4677753
>I. don't. Want. Brony. Drama.

The funny thing is there really isn't any real drama concerning Miss Jay, because he doesn't ever leave his insular community enough to even make any drama. he just makes an ass out of himself on a daily basis.

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Appoljak has

No episodes

>>4677855
>Silver Spoon's heavily inebriated mom borrows you for a dance

>>4677855
like Malory from Archer, I'd imagine
>"It's all the immigrants, you know! Blasting their raps and shooting all the jobs!"

>>4677868
What's an Applejack?

>>4677838
The Hoff, definitely.

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>>4677753
TOO BAD MOTHERFUCKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

HAVE YOU NOT NOTICED THESE THREADS ARE FUELED BY BRONY DRAMA?

>>4677868
>Good girls swallow.gif

>>4677849
That could work too
It probably would work better considering how huge they are.
I can't imagine it would be hard to talk him in to it either.

"No, don't fuck me there! I have to save myself for marriage!"

>>4677868
What is applebuck season
what is last roundup
what is fall weather friends
what is that one episode she was with Rarity

what is all those fucking CMC episodes with applejack

>>4677873

>she spends the entire dance feeling you up
>you look over to see both SS and her father's faces buried in their palms

>>4677885
B-but I was putting it your ass!

>>4677822
Huh, apparently /ef/ still exists, it just has no threads on it, and new ones can't be made.
Interesting, in some small way.
http://www.ponychan.net/chan/ef/

>>4677847
Oh, she'd be the biggest cocktease. She'd insist that you help her get dressed and undressed every morning/evening. But she'd give you funny looks if she caught you staring, or saw a boner forming.

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>>4677882
>You will never tie up AJ and throw here in your basement
>You will never make her your slave

>>4677889
>her mother stumbles back to her father after the dance is over
>"Y'know, that peasantboy isn't so bad after all!"

>>4677883
>head home from the lingerie shop
>hand him the bag and smile
>tell him tonight he's going to put on a little fashion show
>he looks a little conflicted, but his growing erection tells you he wants it as bad as you do

>>4677829

>one of the hotels you stay in on your road-trip doesn't have rollaways.
>DT's complaints fall on deaf ears, because you've been driving all day (she never drives) and you're exhausted to the point where you just don't give a damn anymore.
>you are forced to share a bed, lying back-to-back
>thank God you brought your own blanket from the car.

>>4677898
>Josef Fritzl
pls no. Pls.

>>4677864
This is true, I agree.
It's more the manor and attitude of the post, though. He was trying to solicit that "anger" you would see on a lesser board with that post. It was a post of attention grabbing as opposed to informative. There really needs to be more people reporting posts.

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>>4677885
"Then consider your cunt a wedding band, because this is happening."

>>4677900
>"Thank god she won't remember any of this..."

>>4677888
Only episode that was an Applejack episode that showed her personality and all that was applebuck season,

>>4677889
>>4677900
>>4677912

>driving home, you and SS are totally silent.
>you don't speak until just before you go to sleep.
>"We don't speak of tonight ever again."
>"Agreed."

>>4677894
It's to test your beta-ness. What she really wants is a guy who will hatefuck her into the ground, but she's got such a domineering personality that none have even tried.

>>4677904
>you're abruptly awoken in the middle of the night to find that Diamond has rolled over on top of you in her sleep

Because this image is the same as my buddy's, 8/10 Also RD is the shit, applefag speaking.

>>4677903
>He can't put it on himself
>Every morning he approaches you with a bra hanging from his mouth and a dejected look in his eyes
>Every evening he has to wait for you to return home to take it off

>>4677921
> the warm knowledge you'd do it, without a single plea or begging
> because you know exactly what she wants, and that's to be called out for her bullshit and railed in that tight smooth cunt of hers.

>>4677904
>sharing a bed
>not making you sleep on the floor
>or in one of the chairs
>or on the big cushy couch in the other room because heaven forbid DT should ever ask for anything less than a private multi-floored suite
>though there was that one time your car broke down in the middle of Bumlick, Nowhere and you had to find a roadside motel when she couldn't hail a limo service

>>4677905
>Fritzl
>With AJ
Well it Would only take 24 years to notice she's gone.

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>>4677847
>>4677894
>>4677921
I really wish this this stupid spoilered ERP bullshit would stop.

>>4677920

so, is SS a Porsche girl, or a Ferarri girl?

or a Lambo girl?

>>4677941
It's not ERP because I'm all 3 of those posts. It's more just textual masturbation.

>>4677941
Would it help if we made it green? I spoil so people who don't like fetish bullshit can just ignore the blocks of black.

>>4677942

I can't remember what she drove in the Greentext.

Rolls-Royce? Bentley?

>>4677947 here
also, would it help if I put a name on so you can filter me?

>>4677942
She is the kind of girl who has say in only the best.
But the fake leather of your car somehow is, better.

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>>4677942
>SS
Aston Martin girl.

>>4677950
I think it was some godawful supercar, ferrari/lambo.

>>4677941
ikr it's so hard to follow

there should be a way to toggle individual spoiler tags

does 4chan x have a suggestion box?

>>4677942
T-Bird