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Keep digging pony, maybe you'll find gold.
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Pinkie Pee
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YOU USED TO BE ALRIGHT.
WHAT HAPPENED?
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>>4658072
We new thread now?
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>>4658107
We had a bad event happen and it was handled very poorly
Since the marker team is asleep I guess we'll just have to pretend it never happened
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Dig, horse!
Find that filthy jew's shillings!
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>>4658121
No this is old thread.
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>>4658129
pretend what never happened?
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Which pony do you think this tastes like?
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>>4658072
Pinkie is a very digging pony
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>>4658141
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>>4658144
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>>4658144
Exactly.
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>>4658129
>a bloo bloo le epic raid was not archived
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>>4658157
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>>4658147
> dat glass
> "a little bit shy"
> "butterfly"
> a flower on that table
I don't think it's difficult to figure out which pony that tastes like
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>>4658144

nothing.

instead, let's discuss which pony would make the best demon.
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>>4658169
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We marker ded?
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>>4658163
Shut the fuck up, soldier
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>>4658172
Applejack?
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>>4658129
Did the cat get your tongue?
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>>4658173
none
pony should pony pony
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>>4658174
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>>4658147
>Crystal light.

A shitty pony?
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Why is Twilight brooding?
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>>4658196
Because she isn't breeding
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>>4658191
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>>4658173

that's obvious
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>>4658195
Probably.
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>>4658183
I don't know what went wrong.
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>>4658107

DID THE CAT GET YOUR TONGUE?
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>>4658141
>>4658157

i don't like that it goes from zero to one hundred right off the bat. there should be progression, dammit, not "*poof* huge tits".
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>>4658169
>See thumbnail.
>"Aww, that's kinda cute, Fluttershy looks embarrassed because her skirt has risen up.."
>Click image
>mfw
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>Rose's Dad's fiance says she has a cute butt
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>>4658196
Twilight Sparkle, why are you wearing a chest piece that's too big for you
That's adorable
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NOW THIS IS THE MLPG I KNOW AND LOVE
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>>4658196

>legs spread but no genitals showing

this is a fetish
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>>4658213
DID YOUR STRING COME UNDONE?
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>>4658196
Looks like a Conker reference?
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>>4658188

DID YOUR STRING COME UNDONE
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>>4658215
There is a progression
It goes 0 100 200 300 etc
Logical
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>>4658235
WELL IT'S ABOUT FUCKING TIME YOU LITTLE FAGGOT BITCH COCKSUCKER WHORE
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>>4658237
Is it yours?
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>>4658235
TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH
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>>4658235
Oh boy here we go
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>>4658228
Fuck you, no it isn't
get out
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>>4658249
Is it yours~?
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>>4658241

Which pony would give the best blowjob?
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I kept digging until i ended up here
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DORKS
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>>4658239
>>4658241
HOES ON MY DICK CAUSE I LOVE YOU JESUS CHRIST
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>>4658249

they all are. or near as makes no difference.
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>>4658257
Rarity.
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>>4658228
>Anon's hopes are up.
>Time to crush them.
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I found this via tumblr and Rose, posting this for anyone else who draws here. They're both interesting custom tools, that's for sure, but the size is extremely big, it's like they want you to make an xbox huge canvas.

Here's the first tool, for sketching with a marker.
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>>4658277
Chrys pls, I'll give you me love.
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>>4658277
THAT IS THE CUTEST PONY EVER I SWEAR
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>>4658277
>Chrysalis holding up Anon's love note and totally not about to tear it in half.jpg
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>>4658235
W-WHERE WERE YOU LAST THREAD?
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>>4658255
Nope.
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This is now a Radiohead thread
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>>4658279
I still largely prefer the photoshop brush
Also a nice square brush for painting
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>>4658279
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>>4658282
>im-fucking-plying
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>>4658240
Which part? The one where it was referencing "A Clockwork Orange?"
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>>4658279
And here's the Lining Pencil.

I still need to test em out myself, but hopefully some of you guys will find these useful.
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hey you guys i am very good and you are very bad are you troled yet i bet yore trawld
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>>4658307
I think so
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>>4658294
I would a Thom.
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>>4658282

>yeah, i need love
>but not YOUR love!
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Which pony can't get to sleep at night without your glans in their mouth?
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>>4658294
A bonus disc?
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>>4658305
if you play the footage in reverse, you will see that she is, in fact, repairing the note
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>>4658326
>mouth
>not winking vagina
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>>4658235
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>>4658295
Did someone make a custom in SAI that's like the photoshop brush?

I've been meaning on finding some new brushes/pentools/etc.

Trying to experiment and mix it up.
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>>4658320

what happens if she hasn't been loved in a while
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>>4658330
Yes
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This fucking game.
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>>4658320
>tfw the sick twisted love we radiate would scare her away.
>We would only attract the crazy fucking Changelings.
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>>4658314
omg u mak me so mad
Jst stop postin n kil urself
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>>4658330
I love you too chrysalis!
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>>4658338
She gets all rusty.
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>>4658317
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this is the best ship
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>>4658341
You better shoot that fucking guy in his face
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>>4658338

then she's a gold-digger, for precisely how long it takes her to extract enough love to survive. once satisfied, she leaves.
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>>4658327
>not having the In Rainbows boxset
nigga please
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>>4658294

cuminsidethomyorke.png
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>>4658356
But i thought selina kyle was a lesbian
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>>4658326
I had a girlfriend who couldn't get to sleep until we fucked so much we passed out.

There WAS one time I woke up still inside her. That was kind of fucking rad.
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>>4658341
I love it when games don't take themselves seriously.
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>>4658337
Ontas pack should have it
but here are the settings in case they might be useful
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>>4658341
W-where do I shoot him!?
OH GOD THIS GAME IS SO FUCKING HARD!

DOES IT HAVE A WIKI?!
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>>4658341
What if you shoot him in his chest?
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>>4658335
>she looks anxious and sad until you hilt inside her
>with a sigh of relaxation she winks hard, her eyes slowly closing as she mumbles good night
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>>4658354
But he's so sexy~
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>>4658330
Now play it again
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>>4658356
That is a good ship.
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>>4658341
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVpg0vws10Y
I didn't find this THAT funny, but it made me chuckle.
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>>4658382
>not shooting him in the knee
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>>4658391
Sorry, hit ENTER too soon --

I mean think of it. Rarity's ass is built like the space shuttle.
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>>4658394
le upboat so funny xD
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>>4658394

>KNEE
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>>4658373
Thanks, I've been trying to see if I can't find a better tool for lining, because I really suck at it. I know it's not the tool that makes the player/artist/whatever, but sometimes it helps.
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>>4658407
>BROH
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>>4658407

>kortzheadstodookshouse.jpg
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brrt
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>>4658343

>the Changelings who ate tainted love go insane, either obsessing over specific ponies/objects/whatever, or lose conscious control of their shapeshifting and turn into whatever form is best for satisfying their sexual urges and fetishes
>Chrysalis keeps them around because A) they're still Changelings, and she can't abandon them, and B) they're useful shock troops, especially against inexperienced enemies
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Have you praised the dark gods today mlpg?
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>>4658387

why is tattoo-less Jeffy Hardy stripping in front of some drums?
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>>4658427
>one Changeling has a constant desire to get shot in the face
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>>4658429
W40kids pls go
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>>4658429
A proper god doesn't need to be praised.
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>>4658388
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>>4658407
Would you take a car ride with this man, MLPG?
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Which stallion wants you to tongue his urethra?
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>>4658440
>It used to be swarming before.
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Guys do you have a group shot of the 3 CMCs back of their heads?
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>>4658449
Does Futashy count?
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>>4658427
>tainted love
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBWrLhgiX74
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>>4658441
>tfw you will never play 40k with Dan Barrett
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>>4658446
That is a cute bug
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>>4658449
>>4658459
Fuck off into a pit of fire
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>>4658449
i'd hope Big Macintosh
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>>4658427
> several of them are "advance scouts"
> one is stationed in Ponyville and accepts the form of whatever locus is the strongest fetish to ensure a constant stream of love and attention as well as food and shelter
> It is considerably confused when, upon "riding the Truth" to the form most desired, it's some sort of ape thing, mostly hairless, with ... digits. And rather prominent ... things.
> At least the aquamarine pony does not suspect -- though truth be told the Changeling could do with being dragged on less shoe shopping trips.
> It really doesn't like wearing the shoes this "Lyra" keeps picking out.
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>>4658449

Blueblood.

he's gotten way too big to fuck you, but goddamned if he isn't going to use you just the same.
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>>4658441

no
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>>4658469
ross pls
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>>4658464
>Dan Barrett
>40k
>The song "Holy Fucking Shit 40000" makes a lot more sense now
Mind blown.
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>entire previous thread lost to shitposting
>now unrepentant fetishworks and the beginnings of a another WH40K image fight
I'm just too tired to deal with this, MLPG. Goodnight.
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>>4658463

i know. if i had your magical music-in-brackets malarkey, i'd have put that in there.
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>>4658481
I
wait what? How in the world does that make me Ross? That accusation came so far out of left field I'm not even offended you called me Ross.
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>>4658474
>It also doesn't care for being chained in the basement.
>But it beats heading back before being ordered.
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>>4658473
I bet he whimpers and moans as you make out with the head of his cock. And that he's gentlemanly enough to warn you before gushing pints of viscous ponyspunk.
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>>4658491
> unrepentant fetishworks
Yeah, it's a forest of stallion dick tonight.
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>>4658497
I have it but I can't into making music with it
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>>4658511
Would you prefer a swamp of drooling marecunts instead?
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>>4658506
I really need a boyfriend. Trouble is I have a girlfriend. Confusing.
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>>4658511
Please stop posting MLS images, it breaks my heart to know how many steps below fellow contributors I was and still am.
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>>4658511

well, we could always remove the dicks from the stallions.
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>>4658511
Why does Bon Bon look like she would fit right in with the JJBA crew?

Wait. That guy has done Jojo fanart, hasn't he?
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>>4658506
I hope that warning doesn't mean he's expecting me to stop
I can't survive on precum alone, can I?
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>>4658523
>not having a boyfriend
>2012
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>>4658527
motherfucker why do you care?
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>>4658523
Do you really want a relationship with a guy or are you just curious about what sex with one would be like?
Because the former would be the same as your current situation, but with the latter added in
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>>4658522
> "Where the forest meets the swamp" is a popular euphemism for sex in Equestria
> "the flood" an equally popular euphemism for orgasm
> "brackish water" the wet spot on the bed
> When someone becomes a Forestry major or park ranger, they have to be the butt of a lot of jokes.

Please kill me now. At this rate I'll be writing again and that's going to lead to undiagnosed alcoholism again.
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>>4658534
Of course not. He just wants to make sure you're ready to gulp down his fresh ponyspunk so not a single drop goes to waste. He wouldn't want his sweetheart to go hungry after all.
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>>4658530
>Wait. That guy has done Jojo fanart, hasn't he?
I think so. I really like their Lyra/Bon-Bon stuff.

And no I don't mean the fuckings, just married life. It's really sweet.
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>>4658548
Man Root Beer pony is really foamy.
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>>4658548
There's no need to apologize. Just don't eat my mentos without permission first. You know I love to watch~
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>>4658560
Like this stuff!
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>>4658571
>root beer pony
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All you guys talk about 24/7 is sex with horses?
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>>4658547

>not sneaking out on your girlfriend each night to get pounded by strange men whose names you don't even know
>not maintaining a loving relationship with her
>not being discovered one night
>not eventually getting her to accept your lifestyle

doing it wrong
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>>4658582
Only cartoon ones!
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>>4658582
Only at night
Daytime threads are for raging about brony drama

Also, we talk about the show sometimes
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>>4658547
I've had sex with guys before and I'm starting to get the jones. I don't know, I like sex with girls and the girl I'm seeing now is really nice - but the sex is pretty lacking almost all of the time.

We're at different schools now and I don't know how much longer this'll last - but I've committed to trying to see if this will work.
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>>4658582
What kind of a sicko would have sex with horses?
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>>4658582
We sometimes talk about the 4chan cup, music, food, our lives, sports, comics, other cartoons, etc
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>>4658582
The boat never stops.
Because it has no breaks.
Because it is a boat.
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>>4658582
care to join ?
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>>4658586
I can skip all of that by just being gay
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>>4658586
Why can't you do the last step first and the rest later?
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>>4658582
Well, we talk about other stuff. We used to do more 'worldbuilding' things but that goes off the rails every time the show goes on hiatus.
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Teach me how to ink, MLPG.
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I want to finger Rarity.
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>>4658603

because if you did that, there would be no drama.
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>>4658616
no
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>>4658597
You have elicited a chortle from my mouth
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Can someone tell me what's going on in this picture?
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>>4658586
I really don't want to just fuck around without her knowing, BUT if I tell her it's over - and if it turns out guys really aren't worth it, then I'm down a relationship I've invested a lot into.

BUT if I don't do things with guys, I might end up being one of those weirdo "on the down low" husbands or just a "secret gay dad." I'm not a closeted fuck, even.

I just don't know. This sucks.
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>>4658616
With ink.
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>>4658620
You want to fist Rarity.
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>>4658627
Lyra ate tacos and they disagreed with her.
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>>4658616
Didn't your mother teach you? Every young octopus needs to learn early in life.
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>>4658582

is there anything else to talk about?
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>>4658627
She sat in some mud
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>>4658627
Someone spilled their chocolate milk all over their Lyra pony beer coozie
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>>4658627
We spill a lot of chocolate milk in this board.

Hooves, y'know? Can't grip the glass well.
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>>4658638
The proper term is Coldy Holdy.
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>>4658628
Just tell her you want to fuck dudes, but you can stay with her while you go do that

just don't leave her in the dark or leave her and have both of you regret it
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>>4658627
Lyra tried to make chocolate milk like Applejack.
But her buttfu isn't that good.
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>>4658648
Big Mac pls
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>>4658620

a Rarity shaped like this one?
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>>4658627
Someone tried to store some candy bars in their Lyra Plush, it didn't go over well.

Also, thanks again anon who game me the brush settings, this new tool is pretty nice.
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>>4658616
You seem to have been doing a fine job before.
But I'll relay what I've been told from others: Use your sketch, not as a definitive "where your ink lines should go", so you have freedom with your ink lines.
Or something.
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>>4658628
Are you a bottom or a top? Have you asked her about pegging or anal?
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>>4658649
That's not something straight women accept in a relationship, even a long-distance one.
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>>4658657
>That face
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE
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>>4658646
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mlpg, you were in my dreams
i could hear the poster read out what they posted, sometimes in a mexican, asian, or thick black accent. and then i heard this droning voice in the background repeating ">rape >rape >rape" repeatedly, then someone posted pictures of the marker pony on a pedestal being sacrificed by about 6 anons, and as soon as she got stabbed the forum when quiet and the thread 404d, but instead it brought up a page which read
"game over, insert 2 tokens to continue". i don't remember anything after that
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>>4658657
Too much leg, not enough epic hips
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>>4658657
BONER ENGAGED
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>>4658573
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>>4658658
I would a bald pony.
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>>4658661
Some are understanding and lenient.
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>>4658660
She is NOT into pegging. She barely touches me half the time, let alone behind the balls.

I don't know, the one time I had sex with a guy I was a top. Both sound alright.
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>>4658679
Shhh. Now give me a kiss.
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>>4658660

do this. or talk to her about this. much smoother transition than HAAAAY I LIKE MEN TOO
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>>4658674

> i heard this droning voice in the background repeating ">rape >rape >rape" repeatedly
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>>4658628
You should know whether or not she's lgbt-friendly. If she is, then just tell her how you feel.
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>>4658582
Wecome to /mlp/
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>>4658682
Dilemmafag here. Not this one, not really - she'd say she's alright with it but I know she wouldn't be.
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>this is going to be canon
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>>4658682
He said straight, which nowadays means very repressed and christian.

You just can't reason with people like that
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>>4658658
your welcom
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>>4658675

>hips

i wish i had a less-stylized one with wider hips, but i don't.
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>>4658695
Why does that yoshi have a horn?
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>>4658695
You're shitting me.

Really? I guess that's one for the pull list.
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>>4658689
it was as repetitive as a washing machine, but soon it became as familiar as my own heartbeat.
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>>4658657

No a Rarity shaped like this one.

I want to make her tummy bulge with the presence of my hand while she moans and writhes and gobbles down cake.
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>>4658695
>CL art is going to be canon
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>>4658708
well shit, this one has excellent hips, but you can't fucking see half of them!
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>>4658674
I dreamed I was Rainbow Dash and I was chilling with 2.3. Then Dash's grandmother who just looked exactly like rainbow dash only bigger drove up in a sedan and we got in and she gave us Gatorade and told me that it tasted like churros, also the steering wheel was on the wrong side of the car
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>>4658719
It's a doggy dog world.
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>>4658719

meh, is not as bad as

>stock vectors are canon
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>>4658727
damnit tex
you one funny motherfucker
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>>4658695
>2.3 is canon

fuck
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>>4658719
CARTOONLION, MAKER OF FUTASHY?

OH GOD NO
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>>4658732
WHAT
that looks SO MUCH BETTER
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>>4658732
to be honest, I like the stock vectors more
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>>4658726
>also the steering wheel was on the wrong side of the car
Maybe your dreams are just based in Europe?
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>>4658637
>>4658634
>>4658638
>>4658646
>>4658653
>>4658658

You guys got awfully close.
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>>4658723

i like that artist
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>>4658740
Ponies confirmed for dirty yuros
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>>4658732
Those eyes. Those soulless eyes.

I just don't understand why they let this happen. At least they didn't approve something like JJ art, though. Or legitimate CL art.
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>>4658741
>eating shit flavored ice cream
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>>4658715

would you fuck Rarity while she ate cake? would you enjoy listening to her gasps and screams around a mouthful of cake, almost choking as she tried not to speak with her mouth full (so un-ladylike)?

would you laugh afterwards when she blamed you for giving her the hiccups?
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>>4658737
Seriously did they never look up his background and just go. "Yeah...no."
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Would you a pony cervix?
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with my tongue.
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>>4658756
>Ben and Jerrie's: Faceless Fiasco.
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>>4658758

Why even bother phrasing that as a question?
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>>4658741
>Vanilla
The most patrician flavor.

>Chocolate
Babbies first ice cream flavor.

>Strawberry
Latent homosexuality flavor.
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Anyone got a pic of the back of the CMCs heads? I don't think I'm getting Sweetie right
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>>4658759

I'm pretty sure that's not CL's art
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>>4658759
>CL
>his

Also, I don't think that's actually CL. The Twilight face looks like the ones she drew back in early-mid 2011 but that fluttershy is way off her style
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>>4658774
>latent
>not blatant
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>>4658756
>implying it isn't mint chocolate chip flavored
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>>4658774
> Strawberry
My favorite!
> Latent homosexuality flavor.
That would have answered so many questions long before they were posed.
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>>4658752

come on, JJ's stuff is better than that and you know it
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>>4658771

because there's a certain way these things are done, you barbarian. if you go around fucking with the order, shit might happen.
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>>4658787

Would you eat a pony's butt icecream?
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>>4658776
hey cosmo I think I'm gonna head out. I'll draw the doopliss thing tomorrow or something. Hella tired right now, gonna hit the hay.
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So did Pacce manage to fuck Madmax yet or is he still working on it?
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>>4658732
>Tracing stock vectors.
>This is art.
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>>4658797
damn right I would
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>>4658799
I hear ya, get some rest slick
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yo mlpg
im in the mood to draw gay fancypants porn

what should he be doing, gimme some ideas
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>>4658737
>>4658759
I was making a joke, that isn't actually CL art.
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>>4658801
>Implying it wasn't the other way around.
>He laid huddled on the bed crying as she smoked a cig after.
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>>4658801
He dipped his moustache snake in that yellow-cream treasure ages ago.
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>>4658776
I'm not sure there are any direct behind shots of the cmc but take this
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>>4658811
With Big Mac, getting a feel for how the plebeians in ponyville do it
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>>4658811
Cumming inside braeburn.

One word: firehose.
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>>4658811

getting pegged by Fleur, obviously.
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>>4658812
You can't make jokes on the internet.
I read about that on the internet.
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>>4658812
DON'T TOY WITH ME LIKE THAT.
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>>4658811
Comparing horsecocks with Blueblood
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>>4658811
Sitting at his big fancy desk talking to investors or something
With a cute little stallion kneeling under it, hidden from view
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>>4658811
fancy pants topping blueblood
fancy pants spread buttcheeks
fancy pants drippy horsecock
fancy pants getting spitroasted
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>>4658818
this
THIS SO HARD
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>>4658791
JJ's art sucks dick. dealw/it scrub.
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>>4658811

>gay
>fancypants
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>>4658818
... Second.
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>tfw you will never be someones favorite artist
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What would you do with a pony that had gallon-sized cumshots?
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>>4658816
>Hes reduced to a panting mess as he is pressed into the barn floor, his legs finally giving up the fight to stay upright.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=HBZPPsX6CHI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=HBZPPsX6CHI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=HBZPPsX6CHI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=HBZPPsX6CHI
vvvvvv
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>>4658834

oh really
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>>4658776
Here's one more slightly to the side
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>>4658818
>gay
>suggests hetero
There's enough guy/girl ponies out there
Dovne is one of the few brave gay artists out there.
Just let us have him
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>>4658834
You're my favorite artist, glitter glue
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>>4658829
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>>4658842
well
im not so lucky
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>>4658818
Can I get a third? My boner is capital-B hard for this.
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>>4658830
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>>4658837
Buy a lot of scotchguard and plastic covers for everything
Also, make icecream
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>>4658815
>>4658843
Nuts I can't believe I don't have one of these. I think that one's enough to go on. Thanks anon!
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>>4658844

But there's almost no good Fancity porn.
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>>4658756
Someone brought up a good point after I showed them that drawing.

> ponies drop icecream instead of spaghetti
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>>4658839
>First vid.
>Charlie the unicorn remake.
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>>4658858
No, they drop precuddle
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>>4658859
>they're all the same video
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>>4658854
Do you share it with him?
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>>4658862
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>>4658856
I don't care. Go get one of the hundreds of heterofags to draw it for you.
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HOLD YOUR COLORS AGAINST THE WALL
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>>4658869
>ice cream enemas

that could work
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>>4658855
And I just remembered this scene in Owl's well.
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>>4658872

he's got a point
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>>4658871
So voluminous...
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>>4658869
Sure, if he's producing a gallon every time I get him off there's going to be plenty to go around
Hell, with his permission I'd open an ice cream stand and give the stuff away
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>>4658874
That sounds HORRIBLE
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>>4658817
oooo i do like excessive fluids, its true

>>4658816
>>4658826
all are good options

>>4658818
>pegging is gay
uh friend i have some news for you....
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>>4658872
>implying pegging isnt gay
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>>4658862
>>4658871

This brings up a lot of questions.
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>>4658882

Braeburned could you please draw nonsexual Fancity?

Just the two of them cuddling and enjoying the afterglow
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>>4658822

on it
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>>4658839

i liked it
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>>4658897
Stram?
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>>4658891
>Sex with a woman
>Gay
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>>4658883
>He does this when a filly looks at him.
>Or when a mare walks near him.
>Or if a pony looks intimidating and looks around him.
>When he wakes up.
>Sleeping.
>Brushing his teeth.
>Producing pre cuddle in public.
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>>4658891
>having sex with a biological female
>gay
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>>4658891
>man having sex with a woman
>gay

that's not how it works, anon
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>>4658891

the word "gay" pretty much means "attracted to the same sex"

if a girl is fucking a guy with a strapon, nothing gay is happening whatsoever
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>>4658910
>>4658909
>>4658908
>>4658903
>Shoving something in your ass
>not gay
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>>4658884
He might be a little bashful, but the way his cock throbs and drools when you mention just how many people will be tasting his chilly, churned spunk will tell you he'd love it.

Would you have him fill up the bowl of the machine right behind the counter?
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>>4658903
>being fucked by a girl with a cock
>not inherently gay
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>>4658897
>Steals idea from suggestion to other artist.
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Is this gay?
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>>4658914

So getting checked for prostate cancer makes you gay?
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>>4658916
Biological girls don't have cocks
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>>4658925
Yes
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>>4658914
>The definition of gay is shoving things in your ass
So making out with a guy isnt gay?
So sucking another dude's dick isnt gay?
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>>4658918
>Implying I give a shit if Braeburned steals my request if Hops isn't going to do it
>Implying I give a shit even if Hops did do it
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>>4658892
Like?
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>>4658918

Oh come off, Hops already pointed out which ones he wants to do.
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I just got on because can't sleep.
Why is all sex gay now?
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>>4658914
>lol you had a colonoscopy? FAAAAAAAAAAAG!
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>>4658928

Enjoy your cancer then.
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>>4658855
>>4658875

Yeah, CMC are just like normal pone poses, only shorter.
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>>4658929
hot dog! this changes everything!
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>>4658925
Very gay.
>tfw 45 year old men are all gay.
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>>4658934
Having sex with a female is gay now
Didn't you hear?
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>>4658898
brony scum
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it surprises me that Tara gets almost no hate on /co/

>>>/co/41052292
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>>4658922
No but it's hilariously racist
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>>4658934

Hops and Braeburned are like two gayness generators.

Having the two of them together in one thread causes a meltdown and a dangerous leak of gaydiation.
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>>4658940
and with bigger heads
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>>4658927
If course they don't, but a strap on dildo is a cock.
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>>4658925
... Getting your prostate jimmies rustles doesn't make you gay, but it makes you a hypocrite if you don't understand why other men like getting fucked by dudes.
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>>4658937
At least I will die straight and be welcomed into heaven.
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>>4658915
If he can keep a straight face while I do it, then sure
I wouldn't want the secret to get out would I?
Of course, I don't know what Equestrian health code is like. If no one seems to mind (and my good little pony is in to it, of course) I wouldn't even make him hide behind the counter. Showing off my overproductive stallion might be a good advertising method
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>>4658951
Dont forget about SB
He's tailing in their footsteps
his porn looks awful
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>>4658940
I dunno.
Scoots has the cutest little wings
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>>4658946

reddit scum
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>>4658947
>Doesn't name Twilight in her list of characters.
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>>4658944
>dad is 50
>he went for a health check-up 5 weeks ago
>he probably had a prostate exam
>remember he was walking a bit funny
>feel a little bad for laughing
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>>4658947
Really?
I've seen a lot of VA threads where people admit she's over rated.
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>>4658958
>implying cancer isn't gay
you can't win, anon
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>>4658951
I hardly have to use the marker, I can find the threads using a Gay-gercounter.
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>>4658279
funny i saw this too

will try, but for now im drawing gay horses
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>>4658947
I prefer her Raven over her Twilight, but groggy Twilight works in a pinch.
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>>4658952
Applebloom is an apple-head pone.
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>>4658968
>list her characters
>it's on topic
>mention Twilight Sparkle
>suddenly the thread is deemed off-topic and deleted
>PONY DISCUSSION GOES IN /mlp/
>4chan
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>>4658951
but anon
they draw vaginas
what does this mean?
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>>4658983
I prefer her blue, humanized fluttershy
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is mlpg still good
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>>4658970

man, if only Raikoh made porn

given some of his drawings i think that eventually he might break and do some
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>>4658969
Your dad wants to touch your dick now.
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>>4658988
it means i like dicks AND vaginas and i am greedy
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>>4658996
>MLPG
>Good.
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>>4658964
If you could get the appropriate licenses and make sure he gets bimonthly health examinations, I'm sure you could make it work. And with an enchanted churn you could even have it be 'made fresh'. A pony would order a cone and you'd walk over to your stallion standing on the counter and knead his balls with one hand, the other jerking his drooling cock. As your customer watched he'd groan and flare, spurting hotly into the waiting collection bowl for a solid minute. Once he was finished you'd whisk his batter off to the churn and return with a nice heaping scoop of fresh ice cream.
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>>4659009
>Vanage
good to see anon still doesn't know how to spell
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>>4659005

What if they came together?
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>>4659005
god, you're such a slut. What if I want some genitals, too? How am I ever going to have any if you keep taking all of them?
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>>4658996
MLPG has never been good
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>>4658996

>MLPG
>good
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>>4659009
Wait, someone said that? Why I oughta
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>>4658732
i kinda like this more it gives me a more vintage feel, all classic and shit, like those golden books

or whatever theyre called
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>>4658997
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>>4659015
I am DIAMOND HARD now.

GODDAMN IT MLPG.
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>>4658966
Well I was generalizing everything for Cosmonauts sake, but yes.

She does have the cutest little wings.
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>>4659029
Just doing my job.
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>>4658803
Much more so than >CL, anon. Much more so.
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>>4659018
Finally an Anon who can apparently spell.
It has been like that forever.
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>>4659028
_______________unf______________
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>>4659030
Why is Sweetie's blinking animation have no fps?
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>>4659015
Well, I can't imagine it would be too hard to pull a few strings at the Mayor's office to make that happen.
I just don't want to overwork the poor guy. Would he be able to keep that up day in and day out and still have some left over for me?
It seems a bit silly to worry about how much he can produce when he's already shooting gallons at a time, but I would like to run a business while saving some for myself too.
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>>4659028

>human ass-cheeks
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>>4659030
She'll grow into them
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>>4659054
Because flash
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>>4659060
>implying it doesn't make that image ten times sexier
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>>4659054
It's just the gif, in the actual scene it's faster.
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>>4659061
I would a scootaloo if she had respectable wings

But she never will.
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>>4658996

no.

but then, we don't need to be good. we need to survive.
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>>4659060
Don't worry. Applejack.
Your ass is still amazingly nimble.
Remember, you are the only Apple in the family who can knit with their ass.
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>>4659066
I'm looking forward to Wander over Yonder, but just knowing it's going to be in Flash disappoints me and prevents me from getting too excited.
>>
IS THERE ANY WAY TO FIX A BROKEN HEART?
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>>4659055
If you kept him well-hydrated and fed him a good diet, he'd be able to keep up with it. Summer would be the worst, but if he felt overtaxed you could simply close down for the rest of the day.

Speaking of saving some for yourself, do you churn all his spunk or drink some fresh? How else do you enjoy your spurty stallion's company?
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>>4659061
>A gust sends her ass over tea kettle.
>The resident deer can't stop laughing.
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>>4659083
And cook
I need more "AJ doing tasks with her ass" pictures
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>>4659092
>ass over tea kettle

Is that some British term for head over heels?
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>>4659070

human butt < horse butt
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>>4658965
I would hardly call SB a gayness generator. And I happen to like his pones, porn or otherwise
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>>4659103
>ass
>not arse
No, it's not British.
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>>4659103
Pip pip and all that whatnot.
And no, rednecks use it too.
Because it has ass in it.
And that word is funny!
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>>4659090
> in the summer months as he gets dehydrated it's just a little thicker than usual and harder to coax out of his thick hot cock, wrapping fingers around it and pulling ever so gently, feeling the hot sweetness roll over and down the thumb-

Okay.

You made me gay.
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>>4659105
This is correct. As a professional butt inspector with a Ph.D. in Buttology, I agree with this.
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>>4658975
> Gay-ger counter
>>4659106
> gayness generator
Truly I am home.
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>>4659116
>Have a guy I know at work.
>He uses 'arse' in his everyday talking.
>Unironically.
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>>4659127
I'm of the opinion that genitals are inherently erotic. Also he's a cartoon pony, so it's not exactly assless leather chaps and pride parades.
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>>4659137
In an American accent?

What a faggot.
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>>4659134
I had no idea you lived in the fagout.
How do you manage?

Are the raiders a pain in the ass?
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>>4659137
I say
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>>4659092

>"HA HA HA... eh, yeh jes needeh grew enna'em. gev'em some time, lass, an' sewn th wend'll be unner yer wengs!."
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>>4659054
Sweetie is just slower.
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>>4659150
They're not so bad. Most of them use lube.
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>>4659137
Wait, is he American and he pronounces the R when he says arse?
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>>4659137
>saying arse with an exaggerated r
I don't mind when it's "oss" instead of "ass", but if you lay that r on thick you just sound silly.
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>>4659145
Yes.
It made me feel better about myself, fuck, I just talk to a bunch of dudes on the internet about pastel horses.
This faggot uses arse and is an American fuckoff like me.
Felt good being on top.
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>>4659158
>sweetie belle masturbating in the middle of history class.gif
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>>4659165
i wish butts naturally lubricated and weren't poopy
I wish I had a vagina
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>>4659150

fucking Raiders are always annoying. pretending that they're just as important as the rest of the teams all the damn time.
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>>4659167

>implying the rest of the world doesn't think 'AAAHHHSS' doesn't sound silly.
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>>4659169
As a Britfag, imagining the r being pronounced in arse sounds all kinds of strange.

Arse.

Yuck.
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>>4659180
>Irish people
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>>4659170
You have ruined this gif set for me, anon.

I applaud you.
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>>4659187
I was speaking more about the American accent, because they say ass and not arse.
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>>4659170

>Rumble was flirting with Scoots
>Sweetie got a bit jealous that Scoots was hogging him
>she came over to counter-flirt
>he saw her coming, flashed that winning smile, and her nerve just dissolved
>she contents herself with schlicking during third period
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>>4659180
I have to say, 'herbs' is odd to me. But I love al-yoo-min-ee-um.
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>>4659199
Yeah but what is the American accent if not a bastardised Irish accent? Or at least part Irish?
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>>4659203

>implying Rumble isn't a little betafag who everyone picks on.
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>>4659090
I'd just drink it fresh
Eating ice cream in the quantities that I would want would give me a killer headache at best and be terribly unhealthy at worst.
In order to pass those regular health inspections, we would maintain a fairly active lifestyle.
I'd wake him up at the crack of dawn with bit of teasing. Then we'd go for a nice long run to get him good and sweaty. Half-way through we'd stop for a rest break, once he's caught his breath I'd let him fuck me. Once he's filled me up with what he had built up overnight I wouldn't be in any shape to run so he would have to carry me home. From there I would give him a good scrubbing (after licking the sweat off his equipment and taking some time to thoroughly appreciate his musk) to make sure he was fresh, clean and presentable.
Then I'd fix us a quick brunch, dress him up in his uniform and take him down to the shop.

At the end of the day I imagine he's pretty tired and drained so we could do whatever he wants to relax, even if that's just chilling on the couch while I knead his balls.
After taking a final load before bed (his choice of holes) I'd fall asleep in his embrace
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>>4659209
I always liked "aluminium". It sounds cute. Feels good being international, and having the ability to pick and choose whatever version of English you want/
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>>4659214
Not with his foalsitters.
Dude is a natural around the ladies, because he is used to being around two bubbly, flirty mares.
It throws the girls in class for a loop.
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>>4659209
Isn't aluminium the proper way to spell/pronounce it? In my mind it is
Amerifag by the way if that makes a difference
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>>4659228
>American.
You were.
But then you pronounced it wrong.
Turn in your American badge and morbid obesity.
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IMO yod-dropping is the worst phonetic idiosyncrasy of the american accent.

It's pure laziness.

Ausfag here.
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>>4659203
>Sweetie never scores
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>>4659228
i've always pronounced it like /əlumɪnəm/
uh-loo-min-uhm
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Would you eat your pone's waifu's poop?
How can you say you love her?
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>>4659256

well you're a faggot.
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>>4659249
Nah, come puberty and high school I'm sure she'd get more dicks than Rarity and more vag than Dash.
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>>4659256
That won't do...
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>>4659249
> implying that sweet cunt won't be the talk of the town as the finest and hardest to get in all of Ponyville
> Just like her mother's.
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>>4659249
>Featherweight never gets the nerve.
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>>4659237
Aw shucks..
Whatever shall I do know that I am no longer a proper American?

>>4659256
I'm a budding chem major and I've naturally begun to adopt the "uh-loo-min-eeum" pronunciation
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>>4659265
But what if instead she just has a very low self esteem, and the only colt she can get is Snips?
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>>4659277
>Whatever shall I do know that I am no longer a proper American?

There are plenty of openings for Mexican positions.
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>>4659261
It's alright. She poops cotton candy anyway.
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>>4659261
I would eat all of Twilight's poop
ALL OF IT
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>>4659277
You can always come work in Europe.
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>>4659218
u n f

I'm sure he enjoys the exercise every morning, running ahead of you so you can watch as his nuts swing about, beads of sweat rolling down them as his musk fills the air. And after a long day of work, relaxing on the couch as you lovingly massage those scented orbs would be heavenly. Especially if you were his little spoon as you did it, nuzzling his erection and holding it against your chest. But the best part of every day would be snuggling up with your cum-bloated gut at night, his half-hard cock throbbing between your legs.

What about the weekends? Do you just laze around all day teasing him until he swells your belly with sperm or sprays you down with musky candy cum?
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>>4659273
I ship FeatherBelle

and I like it
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>>4659268
I hope I'm wrong and you weren't implying that Rarity is her mother...
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>>4659303
I just drew a colt out of the top of my head.
Glad to see it has an established fan.
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>>4659303
>not feathersnailsfemanon
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Aeris is sexiest pony.
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>>4659311
I honestly think they'd be cute together
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>>4659303
>>4659311
Didn't RS draw porn of that once?
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>>4659304
>Implying any stallion would soil their dick in that mare.
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>>4659304
Well, either Rarity or her life partner.
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>>4659312
... I'm VERY okay with this.
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>>4659319
>looking at anything RS draws

A certain female artist put it once as his pictures remind her of the art that deranged insane asylum members put on their walls
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>>4659326
>mfw half the mares are straight
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>>4659335
Well, it just tends to pop up on paheal and stuff. His rendering is decent, the form, however, is somehow off. And the choice of subject
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we ded
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>>4659343
>>
Alright, page one of Jay's mountain climbing adventure (Sponsored by ™Hawaiian Punch®) is finished.
I'll probably do one page a day, that's nine panels each.
Should I post page one now, or wait until I've finished it all?
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>>4659343

In my opinion all ponies are asexual until proven otherwise.
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>>4659350
Good morning!
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>>4659346
No, it's actually shit. Maybe in a year he won't be as shit but as for now. Nope.
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>>4659326
from the thumbnail, Rarijack looked like Renamon.
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>>4659355
pls cor
pls page 1
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>>4659355
What he
>>4659363
said
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>>4659355
post it please
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>>4659363
>>4659368
>>4659369
Alright, here's page one. I'll do another tomorrow.
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>>4659356
>all ponies are asexual until proven otherwise
DYEWTS?
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What did Rainbow Dash get up to during her day with the Wonderbolts MLPG?
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>>4659316
>tfw partially responsible for Scott closing his forums down.
God he got so pissy when people told him his comic was shit.
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>>4659374
>10 pound backpack
I bet his arm flab weighs more than that
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>>4659374
Not fat enough.
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>>4659378
What do you think?
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>>4659374
>10 pound backpack

That's a pretty fuckin lame thing to even mention
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>>4659379
It isn't shit, there's just not enough of it

seriously, why does he do so few per year?
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>>4659374
That phone. Reminds me of the answering machine line from Bridget Jones: "You have absolutely no messages; not... even... from... your... mother"
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>>4659397
It is shit now
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>>4659268
>hardest to get
>implying two bits is a high price.
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>>4659377

Rarity would be an example of otherwise.

I don't recall Applejack, Twilight, Pinkie, Fluttershy, or Dash showing a romantic interest in either males or females.
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>>4659374
>TheDayNatureFailed(01).png
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>>4659402
I disagree.

I refer you do Aeris' shoulder: >>4659316
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>>4659415
Is that a buckley comic, or is it just a SHIT COMIC like I fucking said.
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>>4659374
Corwin, you're one of the reasons my nocturnal activities are somewhat rationalized.
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>>4659389
Awkward conversations and Dash stammering a lot?
And when she finally talks a bit about herself, she ends up going on a rant about some embarrassing thing she did as a child and cannot stop herself.

She could have talked about being an Element of Harmony.
But no, she had to go on a rant about the time she was terrified of a bird that followed her.
It chased her up a tree.
She learned then that birds live in trees.
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>>4659389
I think they went to a cafe and discussed cloud formations.
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>>4659296
Hm, I hadn't even thought about that. I figured the weekend would be our busiest day at the shop.
We can't work every day though, so I suppose we would just take a couple days off during the week. I'm torn between my desire to stay /fit/ and my desire to spend the day with his shaft down my throat pumping me full. I guess the compromise would be to follow a basic weightlifting routine and drain him into a tub between sets. Once the tub is nice 'n full I'd let plow me again (I wouldn't want him to think I was being selfish) before I settle in for a nice long soak.

But that's just one or two days a week. As long as we're staying reasonably close to the diet and exercise plan I've laid out, I'd be up for anything he likes on our days off. I'm not going to be a workout nazi or anything
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>Tfw listening to music you really like
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>>4659439
>liking things

/co/ pls
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>>4659439
>tfw you shot him in the face.
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>>4659446
>/co/
/mlp/
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>>4659450
>/ponychan/
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>>4659450
I still want to believe
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>>4659388
I just went by the pic.
>>4659425
Thanks. Don't forget to repost for the daytime crew!
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>>4659439
>tfw all your hair blew away in the wind and now you're bald
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>>4659458
His tiny arms still weird me out
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>>4659458
Have you heard him talk? It's fucking hilarious.
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>>4658141
Here's some inking practice with coloring, the right foot is pretty mangled but hopefully it isn't too distracting.
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Does anyone write actual stories here anymore
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>>4659408
Everyone knows that the main six will be getting boyfriends in season three.

Why do you think they brought Candyass back for?

Twilight is now on a love quest.
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>>4659472
Now do the rest of them.
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>>4659470
No. I imagine him sounding like #21 from The Venture Bros.
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>>4659483
>She hunts for a book.
>And so, the quest begins.
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>>4659472

Looks nice
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>>4659476
I'm working on it
but I'm technically not allowed to post until I'm finished
Anon the masochistic slut is coming along well
Sorry MLPG ;__;
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>>4659489
he does
its fucking spot on
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>>4659489
>Not Paper Jam Dipper.
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>>4659472
I love how you colored the bottom of her toes different from the tops of her feet.
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>>4659476
>>4659476
Yo
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>>4659496
I'm sorry, I meant like actual stories
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>>4659472
hey do you mind coloring this?
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>>4659497
AHAHA! I FUCKING KNEW IT!
"AND, DUDE! THEN YOU WILL HAVE SEX! YOU WILL BE HAVING SEX! SEEEEX!!"
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>>4659476
Greets, anon
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>>4659506
I-
...
Oh...
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>>4659377
But how can something with such delicious asses be anything but craven sluts between shows?
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>>4659435
I would imagine a good workout would have the pleasant side effect of him being delightfully sweaty and musky. If he wanted, would you let him soak with you in the tub? That thick warmth would be very relaxing on your sore muscles.

As for what he likes to do, he probably gets distracted by the need to cum every so often. Would you help him by stroking his shaft under the table as he tinkers with things in his workshop? Or slurp on his cock as he catches up on some reading? I'm sure he'd be more than willing to return the favor by using his mouth to bring you to climax over and over again.
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>>4659513
Someone link to the livestream dropbox of his meltdown please?
SENTENAL, THE ONE TIME I NEED YOU
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>>4659268
>hardest to get
>Rarity
you don goofed there sugarcube
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>>4659486
I'll do that tomorrow night, I really need to go to bed.

>>4659495
>>4659502
Thank you

>>4659511
Sure thing
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>>4659476

There was an Anon in the last thread who offering to write stuff, even fetish.
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>>4659526
YOU CALLED HIM A FAGGOT TOO MANY TIMES.
NOW HE HATS YOU.
GOOD GOING ANON.
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>>4659476
Pick your poison anon
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>>4659526
A quick search of the archive brought this up.
https://dl.dropbox.com/u/95405328/LMJ%20gets%20angry%20on%20livestream.mp4
Haven't actually tested if it works.
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>>4659542
fuck yes
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>>4659542
Now downloading.
This will take like fifty fucking minutes for me...
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>>4659553
Can't you just play it from dropbox?
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>>4659494
> All her friends decide to find boyfriends of their own along side her.
> First two episodes consist of them sitting around discussing boys and going clothes shopping.
> Highest ratings the HUB has ever received ever.
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>>4659562
mane pls
pls stop
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>>4659542
Wow, that guy's a faggot.
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>>4659562
Isn't it a little early?
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>>4659560
>Third episode they actually get boyfriends
>WW3 starts
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>>4659568
>>4659562
>>4659555
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>>4659559
It will take just as long for me to play the whole thing, as long as there isn't some way to adjust the quality.
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>>4659560
>A few tea parties and makeovers later, they all have their boyfriends.
>Cue stupid antics of the males, as the girls go on to do more interesting things like giggling, and combing their hair.
>While on the Magical Ferris Wheel of Rainbows. (Now available in stores.)
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>>4659562
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNKgky0WiYI
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>>4659593
Stop
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>>4659593
silly anon golden harvest isn't a colt
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>>4659575
> Rest of the season consist of their boyfriend drama, and giggling over purses.
> Bronies rage and then buy purses.

>>4659586
> All the boyfriends are characterized exactly like the other main characters. They lived in Ponyville all along, they just never bothered to introduce them.
> They also talk like frat bros.
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>>4659593
>straight
This isn't mane at all
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So I'm assuming this is a script or something ?
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>>4659601
he's riding on big mac as he's talking to her
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>>4659586
>hegemonic femininity
>postfeminism
And thank fuck, too, I like these new gender structures
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>>4659606
just autism
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>>4659606
Pretty sure he does it manually.
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>>4659618
I sb gay?
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>>4659603
>"SUP BRO"
>"BRO"
>"DON'T START ON ME, BRO."
>"BRONY, LETS HUG IT OUT."
>"DUDE"
>"YAH BRO?"
>"BRO THE TOWN IS GETTING WRECKED BRO."
>"WE BETTER CALL THE GIRLS OVER, DUDE."
>"BRO, WE CAN HANDLE IT."
>"NOT IF WE LET BRO THERE TAKE THE LEAD AGAIN."
>Canned dude laughter.

>Tapatilo watches, transfixed.
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>>4659525
Sharing a bath would be fun although it could get a bit cramped. Not to make him feel bad or anything, but I doubt he could fill up a hot tub in a single day.
Under the table in a workshop would be great, as making a mess of myself wouldn't be a concern. Casually slurping on him throughout the day would be great too but anything that gets him nice and sweaty would be ideal.
I can't even imagine what him putting his tongue to use would feel like, the very idea makes me weak at my knees. I just hopes he likes my flavor as much as I like his, because I imagine that's going to be quite addicting.
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>>4659631
>Season 4 starts
>New Mane 6 are revealed
>Pony Jersey shores mode
>new princesses are voiced by the Kardashians and kanye as discord
>
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>>4659658
why are you doing this
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>>4659651
>They are all orange.
>>
I have a special plan for this world
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>>4659661
He does it for no reason, sometimes with nyx.
Just ignore him new guy
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>>4659661
>>4659612
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>>4659668
breaking bad chinese mode?
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>>4659664
Does it involve mandatory homosexuality?

If not, I want no part of it.
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>>4659664
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>>4659631
> Boyfriends never contribute anything to the story other than the girls to flaunt over.
> Luckily they will be there to save the day when the girls get in over their heads.
> Fluttershy can't control her animals, her boyfriend steps in.
> Applejack can't get the harvest done in time. Her boyfriend does it for her.
> Rainbow Dash can't figure out her new trick. Good thing her man knows how to show her.
> Rarity is a slut.
> Twilight Sparkle figures out a faster way to organize her library, all because of her beau.
> Pinkie Pie makes the greatest cake for the best party ever held in Equestria with her boyfriends exquisite baking and decorating skills.
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>>4659653
Haha what
I stopped reading homosuck at the act six intermission, does Thollux's ancestor really type in greentext on a blue field?
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>>4659668
>tappy_toes.jpg
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>>4659680
so the only want that does not change is rarity
why am i not surprised
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>>4659680
>Rarity is a slut

DOHOHOHOHO
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>>4659668
Chinese bootleg threads are my favourite threads

Godspeed KING BANANAS 2 ;_;
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>>4659680
>Rarity is a slut.

>She is never seen with a boyfriend.
>Hasbro lets that settle in.
>Because she is fucking her friends boyfriends.
>They are always seen leaving the botique.
>No new stallion clothing is seen, but more elaborate bridals are seen in the shots if inside her boutique.
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LOL WHY DON'T YOU SMOKE WEED IT'S GOOD
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>>4659648
I'm sure he'd be willing to turn on a space heater just for you, his intoxicating musk filling the room as you dutifully drain his sweating balls over and over. And to thank you for being so kind he'd carry it into the bedroom and crank it up to high, snuggling under the covers with you and using his tongue to make you cum again and again as every shaky breath you draw is steeped in his musk.

Speaking of making you weak at the knees, what sort of birthday surprise would you love to get from your stallion?
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>>4659702
sir can you open up the trunk :)
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>>4659702
dad i'm only 6
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>>4659702
But dad, I'm only six years old!
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>>4659702
420 blaze it faggot
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>>4659706
>MSPaintburn will never open up your trunk
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>>4659693
>>4659691
Oops. I meant.
> Rarity's man makes the greatest outfit of all time and finally gets the Carousel Boutique the recognition Rarity always wanted. Rarity is beside her self with glee at how fantastic her man is.
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>>4659714
>you will never taste his pony smegma

I cry everteim
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>>4659714
;_;
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>>4659725
>Saliva
Show dropped forever
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>>4659715
sure she does
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>>4659681

Yes.
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>>4659719
>you will never push your mouth into his sheath and clean it with your tongue after he gets back from a long, hard day of work
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>>4659715
>And then Rarity wakes up, in the still damp, sticky mess she fell asleep in.
>She reaches, but knows the stallion is long gone as her hoof meets air, and the disturbed sheets on the mattress.
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>>4659731
There's a show?
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how about this for an episode guys?

>CMC having a school dance
>one of them not sure about who to ask to dance
>too nervous to go to their sister/usual authority figure
>instead they go to Twilight
>hilarity ensues
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>>4659731
fuck you sloppy kisses are the best

though i'm not quite sure what's up with their tongues in that pic
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>>4659681

Yup, he is also not quite right in the head.
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For the Rennequesters that are still waiting for the archive to update, the most recent session's in the ocean's archive, if you need it.
As far as I can tell though, it doesn't seem to have saved the images, sadly, just the thumbnails.
archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S4567768
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>>4659734
>He can't even write.
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>>4659631
>My Fuckhuge Stallion
>Brodom is sweet.

>Woaaaah dude. There's like, some totally gnarly shit going down right now.
>This scroll is, like, saying that some girl is gonna, like, descend from the Moon and bring, like, eternal night and shit
>We should totally do something about that!
And then the stallions beat Nightmare Moon to death with some baseball bats.

Fin
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>>4659749
>/v/ in a nutshell.jpg
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>>4659749
>This will work perfectly for a super engine for my space craft.
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>>4659744
>she pulls out a book on proper dance procedure
>the rule is there has to be a kiss at the end of the night
>they don't know how
>Twilight calls down Spike and she makes him fetch a cantaloupe to practice on
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>>4659733
>>4659737
>>4659701

You anons managed to make my depressing greentext about show ruination look like child's play.

I'm kinda worried about you guys.
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>>4659765
>tfw two of those were me.

S-sorry.
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>>4659769

More like Twilight has nightmarish flashbacks to magic kindergarten and her awful school dance experience.
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>>4659744
As long as it's AB, Twilight/AppleBloom make a good level-headed dynamic.
And AppleBloom can teach Twi karate
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>>4659763
>We will never get a spin off with Shining Armour, Big Mac', Fancy Pants, That Clown Stallion, Soarin' and Iron Will
Why do you hate mney Hasbro?
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actually a gun going of that close to someones face would still cause damage even if it's loaded with blanks
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>>4659797

>Iron Will

But he's not a pony.
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>>4659798
I'm going to pretend 'gun' means 'cock'

unf.
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>>4659782
>dances even worse than she does now
>braces
>terribly old fashioned dress
>had a list she kept pulling out to follow the rules of a school dance
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>>4659779
can i take that as a complement
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>>4659787
But Applebloom learned from Dash.
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>>4659797
Replace Iron Will and the clown with Pony Joe and Spike
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>>4659805
That's racist.
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>>4659703
Oh, nothing too fancy.
After closing the shop for the evening, we'd both dress up (who can resist a stallion in a tux? I know I can't) and have a quiet dinner somewhere.
After dinner, while waiting on desert I would lead him to in to the bathroom for a quickie. After desert we're going on a tour of the town bars, once I'm good and drunk (and we've made a mess of each bathroom) I'm riding him around town naked. Once I've had enough of that (and puked in an alley) he could take me home and lay me down to pass out. I'd wake up at some point to drunkenly play with his junk for a while before cuddling up and passing out for the night.


Which makes me curious, what would he like me to do for his?
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>>4659780
It's okay, anon. I think you should go play with a kitty cat or something.

You need something cheery to lighten your mood up.
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>>4659805
you racist bastard
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>>4659797
>Oh no, Discord is back
>I'll trap him in a forcefield while you guys kick him to death.
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>>4659797
>"Dear dude Prince Broheaimen."
>"Today we totally learned that your little bro was actually that totally big bro that was starting shit with the night and stuff bro."
>"So we beat the fuck out of that weak little fucker. "(He totally cried too.)
>"Your bro: Dude."


>"Dude, I was toats there for the beat down, you fucking bro!"
>"Shit was off the chain."
>Your Dude:
>Dude Man Bro.
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>>4659821
Nah.
I have two cats.
Help me.
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>>4659828
>Me: hey man look Derp: K Bra up "the lusty argonian maid"
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>>4659828

>>>/b/

>>>/v/

>>>/reddit/
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>>4659840
you forgot swag to the maximum
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>>4659814
Woah woah woah.

Iron Will would make the show awesome.
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>>4659851
I am not fluent in Broman.
I AM NOT A GOOD ARTIST OF WORDS!
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>>4659840
#lad #banter
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>>4659814
I'm all for dropping the clown for Pony Joe but Spike can get bent
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>>4659840
>Dear Prince Broheim
>Today we learned that if you get chicks drunk enough, they'll do anything.
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>>4659819
Probably nothing too extravagant. He'd ask for the day off and would spend it most of it alone in his workshop. The standard nice dinner out, suspiciously sans the quickie in the bathroom. He'd be a little distant the entire time, shying away from your affections until you got home. That's when he'd tell you what he wanted for his present. Pulling out a box he'd reveal a vast array of sex toys of all kinds. He'd tell you that all day he'd been hiding to edge himself and pull away his clothes, revealing his throbbing cock trapped in a condom to catch all of his pre.

He'd say that he wanted you to use any toys you wanted on him so long as you kept him from cumming. What he wants is to cum harder than he's ever cum before, and absolutely soak you to the bone in it. Inside and out.
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>>4659865
>get bent

circa 1995 bart simpson pls
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>>4659871
>Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude
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>>4659845
How can I help a person who has everything.

I want two kitties. ;_;
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>>4659858
>Replace Iron Will with Zyzzpony
hilarity Ensues
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>Watch GG's stream
>MSE is requesting a scan
>GG never does it

It's... destroying me. Click it you son of a bitch!
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>>4659886
Zyzzpony only knows how to say one word. He can't hold a candle to Iron Will.
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>>4659880
>Two Siamese.
You may want to rethink that request.
Its like saying 'Oh sure, I have enough fun with one animal that wants only to bring me death, I better bring another in that is her sibling to balance it out.'
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>>4659895
>He does not understand Zyzzanize
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>>4659899
Do they yowl at you constantly to boot?
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>>4659899
> Two Siamese
Oh man, why would you get a Siamese? I mean, they're pretty cats, but they're so uppity.
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>>4659895
You MIRIN BRAH
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Didn't someone say they would upload the ripped MLP score so far? I never saw the link.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wORyg8o81Y&feature=related
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>>4659887
>GG Stram
Link?
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I had to struggle to speak intelligibly. I asked my laboratory assistant, who was informed of the self-experiment, to escort me home. We went by bicycle, no automobile being available because of wartime restrictions on their use. On the way home, my condition began to assume threatening forms. Everything in my field of vision wavered and was distorted as if seen in a curved mirror. I also had the sensation of being unable to move from the spot. Nevertheless, my assistant later told me that we had traveled very rapidly. Finally, we arrived at home safe and sound, and I was just barely capable of asking my companion to summon our family doctor and request milk from the neighbors.
In spite of my delirious, bewildered condition, I had brief periods of clear and effective thinking—and chose milk as a nonspecific antidote for poisoning.
The dizziness and sensation of fainting became so strong at times that I could no longer hold myself erect, and had to lie down on a sofa. My surroundings had now transformed themselves in more terrifying ways. Everything in the room spun around, and the familiar objects and pieces of furniture assumed grotesque, threatening forms. They were in continuous motion, animated, as if driven by an inner restlessness. The lady next door, whom I scarcely recognized, brought me milk—in the course of the evening I drank more than two liters. She was no longer Mrs. R., but rather a malevolent, insidious witch with a colored mask.
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hello gang
what's the good word?
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>>4659923

He's not on now. But bookmark it for later.

http://www.livestream.com/chocolateysyrup
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>>4659935
Butts.

That is the good word.
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>>4659886

>Zyzzpony

is that his fan name?

i like it
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>>4659935
Toot
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>>4659944
The rest of the fandom has some lame name for him
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>>4659886
>Zyzzpony
He's called BEEF MACLARGEHUGE.

Here's his humanization.
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>>4659909
No, but they do make the random 'Lets clear the fence and watch him scramble to catch us' game.
http://imgur.com/pPBzt
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>>4659954
I liked Doyu Evenlift
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>>4659954
either Zyzzpony or Scoobypony
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>>4659912
You keep this up, and I'll have to draw more Iron Will.

And no one wants that.
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>>4659967

Draw Iron Will in a pony suit, trying to deceive ponies into trusting his product.
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>>4659967
come at me brah
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>>4659959
Dooya Evenlift is pretty good, but any from the following list are also good:

Slab Bulkhead
Fridge Largemeat
Punt Speedchunk
Butch Deadlift
Bold Bigflank
Splint Chesthair
Flint Ironstag
Bolt Vanderhuge
Thick McRunfast
Blast Hardcheese
Buff Drinklots
Crunch Slamchest
Fist Rockbone
Stump Beefknob
Smash Lampjaw
Punch Rockgroin
Buck Plankchest
Stump Junkman
Dirk Hardpec
Rip Steakface
Slate Slabrock
Crud Bonemeal
Brick Hardmeat
Rip Slagcheek
Punch Sideiron
Gristle McThornbody
Slate Fistcrunch
Buff Hardback
Bob Johnson
Blast Thickneck
Crunch Buttsteak
Slab Squatthrust
Lump Beefbroth
Touch Rustrod
Beef Blastbody
Big McLargehuge
Smoke Manmuscle
Beat Punchmeat
Hack Blowfist
Roll Fizzlebeef
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Would you?
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>>4659959
Do U Evenlift was a fine and brave pony.
Scootaloo should look up yo him.
Even hormonally enhanced chickens are still chickens.
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>>4659989
eurgh
no
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>>4659917
I've got this in my history, think there might have been another person who uploaded something similar.
https://dl.dropbox.com/u/95405328/MLP%20Incidental%20music.zip
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>>4659989
I'm in that thread too.

>>4659056
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>>4659989
brb, eyebleach
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>>4659988
>>4659959
>>4659954

Please tell me someone made the joke where they take the scene from MST3K where they call out all of his many names, and overlaid it with scenes from MLP.
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>>4659989
if it was AJ i would but she's wearing worstpony costume so no
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>>4659872
Oh my.
I've never been one for self restraint, but it is his special gift after all. After giving him a big kiss (one on the lips, one on his head) I'd get to work. First I'd stroke him up so he's nice and slip a cockring on just to keep things from getting out of hand. Then I'd strap a vibrator to the base of his churning balls. At this point I would be pretty worked up myself, so I would make him watch as I finger myself. After letting him lick my hand clean and giving him a soft scratch behind his ears I would move behind him. From there I would up the intensity on his nut vibe and move on to the prostate. Admittedly, that's not an area I'm too familiar with so I would probably just work my hand in and read his reaction to figure out where I should be prodding. Once I've found my target I'll pull out and replace my hand with another vibrator.
From there, I'd take a quick break to lick the sweat from his swelling nuts (and probably masturbate a bit more).
Then, I'd slink up on his back, run my fingers through his mane and ask if he was going to make me wait any longer. If he hesitates to answer I'd sit on his face and make sure he knows just how ready I am.
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>>4660007
>>4659872
woah hey now what's going on here
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>>4659984
Why do you do this.

>>4659982
Like this? http://i.imgur.com/3dWWA.png
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>>4659989

no, but i'd this one.
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I've been a general for 15 years, now I'm taking orders from a pup.
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>>4659917
>>4659997
Here's the other one I was thinking of, pulled it out of the archive.
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/u0867lkqmvahwrb/LHBv-BashQ
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>>4660010
Spoiler based ERP.
It's fun!
It's also what happens when someone responds to a prompt like >>4658837
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>>4659989
>>4659998

Anyone use Fetlife? There's a decent amount of people who have pony fetish pics in their profiles.
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>>4660016
cause i got no more Zyzzpony pics
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>>4660016

This isn't what I wanted... this isn't what I wanted at all!
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>>4660030
Why are horses so sexual compared to other animals?
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First pony related thing I've drawn in like, uhhhhhh two weeks

I don't fuckin' know
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>>4660039
But that isn't pony related at all
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>>4660039
Dammit Ross, where have you been?

We needed you!

lol not really you're a piece of shit go away
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>>4660030
is it any good?
i've not had any luck with okcupid, maybe i should be looking elsewhere
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>>4660039
Is that rarity?
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>>4660039
woah, ross
draw chubby pinkie pls
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>>4660050
J-Date.
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>>4660039
Ross, have you seen that new Apple's pic?
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>>4660057
>mfw googling that
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>>4660050
>is it any good?
>i've not had any luck with okcupid, maybe i should be looking elsewhere

I use it for easy to access amateur porn. A lot of women are naked on there. Be aware, that the kinkier or hornier someone is, the stronger the likelihood they are unstable. A lot of these same chicks are anime/cosplay/fandom people. So beware.

But it is sorta hot to see pics of a normal shy looking girl, and then read about all her dirty fetishes.
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>>4660059

what new pic, let's have a look at it
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>>4660060
>only twist cosplayers
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>>4660039
W-would you draw a chubbyhumanDash?
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>>4660068
i'm seconding this
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>>4660067
where?
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>>4660039
>pony
>Some kind of hideous thing

God damn your women are just so fucking ugly.
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>>4660038

because we so closely associate them with our own sexuality.
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Season 3 is going to be underwhelming
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>>4660007
To be perfectly honest, he'd take too long to answer you, just out of sheer inability to speak. With those vibrators buzzing away at his most sensitive spots and that cockring preventing him from unloading early he'd be panting and gasping as you pulled around to sit on his face. The moment you were close enough he'd press his mouth to your nethers and thrust his tongue into you, lapping wildly. He'd moan into your body as he hungrily drank every last drop of your juices, his cock beating loudly against his belly with need. Once he had his fill he'd push you off of him, eager to finally unload. Rolling you onto your hands and knees he'd rear up and slam into you with a groan of pleasure. Thrusting insistently until every last inch of his twitching cock was buried inside you he'd moan as his ass clenched reflexively against the vibrator on his prostate, grinding it harder into him. With his teeth clenched he'd sit still for a moment, letting you adjust and waiting for the spasms of ecstasy rushing through him to subside. The whole time his trembling nuts would be pressed hotly against your mons, vibrating loudly from the device snug against his sweat-drenched orbs.

Leaning down, he'd shakily whisper in your ear "Tell me how bad you want it."
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Sunday sucks so hard.
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>>4660066
>>4660039
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>>4660095

Awful, but still lightyears more appealing than anything Ross has done. God damn Ross. You're so messed in the head that you actually think your humans are appealing at all in any shape and form.
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>>4660100
hey
his pinkie isn't bad
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>>4660095
So awful.
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>Yells of 'Come on! I've been waiting all month for this!' assaults your ears as you rushed your way through Ponyville. The very last thing you had expected to do with the one you were following was to be running while the stars were still out, even if the constellations here were seemingly crafted by an expert artisan, she had no interest in them. This one preferred to have her face buried in a cloud rather than enjoy viewing a firmament of any sort, happily dozing away while you took care of matters for her just so she could enjoy it a little more.

>Today is different. Every morning, you would usually have to wake Rainbow Dash up for weather duty, after what was at first a gesture of concern became part of your daily routine. Today, she was the one who flew in through a window and shook you awake, ignoring most of your please for '5 more minutes', only giving in to the one where you'd get up imemdiately if she planted a kiss on your face. It was worht it, even if she helped herself to an extra large portion of your refridgerator seemingly as compensation while you got ready.

Continue with this premise? Y/N
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>>4660091

not all bad. there's good TV on nights, and Raw on tomorrow. so what if we have one slow day a week, we can survive it.
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>>4660095
Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd this where I call it a night.

Take it easy everyanon
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>>4660103
>boring rainbow dash waifu bs
no thanks
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>>4660100

I promise you that when I humanized Rarity, she was not designed with sexy or beautiful in mind. She is purely a comical character who gets lady boners over women she should be shunning as an artist and fashionista
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>>4660095
Goddamit i just fapped
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>>4660103
>Dash raping anon due to heat
Continue
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>>4660101

Fuck off Ross. This is why no one likes you.
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>>4660112
ross pls
pinkie
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>>4660103
go on good sir
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>>4660112
>I promise you that when I humanized Rarity, she was not designed with sexy or beautiful in mind.

God damn understatement of the century.
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>>4660118
>>4660114
You guys are so fucking easy to please
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>>4660112
/r/ing Dash
because variety
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>>4660114

Not really it's pretty much waifufiction like >>4660109 said. You go with Dash to a carnival.

Also, this is going to take a week to finish
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>>4660112

No one's going to hire you for your designs. They're eye gougingly ugly. Even for "comical characters". You're fooling yourself if you think you're going anywhere with this.
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>>4660095

still don't like the faces or the guts. still do like the tits, hips, and overall chub.
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>>4660122
>I DON'T LIKE THIS AND YOU SHOULDN'T EITHER
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>>4660124
dude, you don't want to see his dash
shit's fucked up
>>4660127
yeah, other than twilight those faces are messed

>>4660130
i'm with anon thinking this is boring, but i wouldn't be so vindictive about it
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>>4660084
"More than anything I've ever wanted" I cry as I pull him out and gently remove the ring.
"I can't wait to drain these" I tell him as I squeeze his massive sack.
"Please don't make me wait any longer." I gasp as I inhale a deep breath of his scent and cover his member in lube.
"Take me like a mare if you need" I ask as I lean over and present myself.
"Just. Don't. Make. Me. Wait." I beg as my juice runs down my leg
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>>4660126
It worked for Problem Solverz, didn't it?
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>>4660095
Why do people draw ponies, pony ponies or not, so frequently with those creepy white spots in their eyes? It looks like some parasites or fungus or shit. I see it everywhere in this fandom.
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>>4660140
Problem Solverz is cancelled.
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>>4660144
they're points of light refraction. it's an anime thing to exaggerate them, but that's mostly because the eyes are so big...
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would you rather lick hooves, or suckle toes?
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>>4660126
>No one's going to hire you for your designs.

are you sure?
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>>4660112

Ross, if you ever think you're going to be a popular animator do this test:

Put a trip on.

If you can't keep us pleased, how do you think you'd find an audience in animation? Do you think kids are going to flock to your "comical" designs? No. If you ever got a show, it'd be short lived. The only people who would remember it are the odd /co/ thread of "Worst cartoons ever". They would shake their heads at who ever thought those designs weren't disgusting.
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>>4660154
the former
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>>4660154
Suckle pony ears
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>>4660154
why not both
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>>4660158
to be fair, appealing to what mlp likes is like saying horse sex is attractive to most people
which it isn't

>>4660154
hooves
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>>4660140
>>4660149

Problem Solvers was some bizarre attempt at an "ugly" show. It worked, and it lasted all of one episode. I hope someone got fired for that.
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>>4660160
while scratching the other one
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>>4660149

then all hope is dead. only Problem Solverz, Total Drama Island, and Johnny Test had a prayer of saving western animation. truly, these are the days of darkness for our world.
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>>4660166
>to be fair, appealing to what mlp likes is like saying horse sex is attractive to most people

Finding FiM horses cute and attractive is pretty common, and is one of the reasons why the show is popular.
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>>4660168
It lasted one small season. They renewed it for a second season, and then decided they never wanted to air the episodes.

It's totally cancelled now. It never did well at all.
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>>4660166
>to be fair,

I fucking hate that phrase.
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>>4660179
sorry
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>>4660174
>Finding FiM horses cute and attractive is pretty common
Keep telling yourself that, furfag. Ponies and their designs are disgusting.
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>>4660176

That show was just head scratching. Like they saw the ugliness of some of the Adult Swim shows and was like "Ah, these shows are popular and ugly. Let's double down on the ugliness".

Why!? The appeal of Aqua Teen isn't the cheap animation, it's the jokes and dialogue.
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>>4660179

to be fair it's really useful
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What did you eat for your last main meal mlpg?

You just served that up for both yourself and your waifu.

Does she like it?
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>>4660170
Don't worry, Ross will surely be our savior.

Just think, in a few decades time you'll look back and think "wow, I used to be on the same image board as Ross".
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>>4660183
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>>4660183

0/10

If you thought that you wouldn't be here.
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>>4660195
>>4660201
>people here really like the show
Hiatus and /mlp/ really hit us hard.

bronies pls go
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>>4660183

no, they are hot
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>>4660185
The pilot was originally submitted to Adult Swim, but for some reason they said it was too cute and passed it on to CN, who gave it the greenlight.

Perhaps they thought they had another Adventure Time on their hands, but only ended up with a piece of shit.

Same thing with Fort Awesome.
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>>4660192

>Year of our Lord 2025
>Future /co/ posts worst shows ever thread
>We can claim intimate knowledge of that weirdo Ross Irving who made that disgusting show that lasted a season on some obscure network

It'll all be worth it.
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>>4660206
I'm here for the horsefucking, what's your excuse?
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>>4660192
Because he's the hero Animation deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark artist a Nigger.
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>>4660183

i see a thinly-veiled request for horse porn. a request which will be catered to.
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>>4660213
I'm here for that what everyone back then wanted, to laugh at this piece of shit called FiM.
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>>4660210

Yeah, the only way to explain that show is that they're going for some kind of "ironic" ugliness. But it just failed all over the place.

>Same thing with Fort Awesome.

Never heard of that one.
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>>4660217
twilestia is one of those ships i forget is hot until i'm reminded it exists

does anyone else have one of those?
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>>4660217
You could have at least posted good horse porn.
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>>4660217
Jesus fucking badgers, fate is a strange thing.

I've been looking for that picture for a year yes, i should just go look out of MLPG and now here it is.
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>>4660210
The only thing CN needs right now is to bring back Johnny Quest and the Herculoids
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>>4660223

This is how you do fat Ross and MS. Now how the fat titties sag a bit, just like they do in the real world. Only breast implants make tits unnaturally firm.
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>>4660138
Wordlessly, he slams back into you with a lewd squelch, rutting you hard and fast. He doesn't have much time until he's going to erupt from the teasing those vibrators are giving him and the feeling of your hot tightness milking his erection. Grunting with every thrust, his balls slap against you hard as he claims you like a mare in heat. Finally he throws his head back and thrusts so hard you lose your balance, his heavy flare nearly doubling in size inside you. You feel yourself slowly stretched as he pants and gasps, his cum so thick it takes several seconds to slowly flow up out of his pulled-taut balls and down his length. Then it hits you, like molten lava erupting into your innermost depths with a violent gush.

It's like someone turned on a hose inside you - his spurts blend into a single, constant blast of viscous spunk. Your belly stretches to its limit and he trembles as the pressure builds momentarily until it sprays out around his cock all over both your legs and his quivering testes. Fighting his most base urges, he ever so slowly begins to pull out of you, each inch of cock replaced by cum until his flare pops free with a squelch and a flood of semen. He coats your ass instantly, thick ropes of sperm covering the lower half of your body before he rolls you over with a nudge of his front leg. On unsteady legs he walks forward over you, painting your cum-bloated belly and chest until his gaping, spunk-spewing urethra is pointed right at your face. More specifically, right at your mouth.
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>>4660219
Secret Mountain Fort Awesome.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bolgiS0gePU

It was cancelled after a season as well.
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uh-oh, we need a new horse, this one isn't winning races.
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>>4660234
meh I'd rather watch this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_t605Th-QI
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>>4660236
maybe we just need to start pumping it full of steroids?
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>>4660248
Hoihoi's new pic pls go.
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>>4660226

the thing CN and Nick NEEDS is to show fucking cartoons. exclusively. this is more directed at Nick, though.

or at the very least, they should stop overbooking it for girls so much. seriously, Nickelodeon is "the girls' channel" now. i thought Disney was supposed to be the girls' channel.
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>>4660239
It was ultimately too expensive for AS to produce it. It could have been awesome.

Mountain Fort Awesome started from a short called Uncle Grampa.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LvIG7MDSys
I liked it a lot better than the actual show.
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>>4660251
>>4660251
>>4660251
>>4660251

Pony on, friends
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>>4660250

Boys are too busy playing Call of Duty to care.
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>>4660100
>>4660102
no taste
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>>4660231
sagging tits arent appealing
thats not fat, and GG isnt even good at it
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>>4660233
Assuming I could even move at this point, I reach to embrace the massive head as it approaches me. I greedily suck down as much as I can, letting him fill me until I have to pull back to breathe. As I catch my breath he'll continue his seemingly unending climax, thoroughly coating me, the bed and the wall behind me.
Once he finally does stop hosing me down I pull him close for a deep kiss. While he gets a good taste of his on flavor I reach down and remove the vibe from the base of his cock. Breaking the kiss, I slide back behind him and remove the other toy as well. As I reach down and start pumping his drooling shaft. From the trembling of his sack I can tell he's not done. Once I'm back on the bed I tell him I want this one to be all him, no toys.
Then I pull him down and tell him I really want to feel his weight on me
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>>4660419
Licking his lips he happily obliges you, sliding into you face to face as he presses down on your swollen gut. He moans at the sensation of his spunk rushing out of you from the weight of his body atop yours as he begins to grind in and out of you. He's a big pony, and it's a little hard to breathe with him on top of you like that, but he makes up for it by cleaning your face with his tongue as he saws that fat cock into your body over and over again. He takes things slow this time, just enjoying the feeling of you wrapped around him and listening to you moan and gasp from his pumping. Eventually he leans his head down, kissing your neck as he cums again, unbelievable hot spunk forcibly spraying into you as he maintains his rhythmic thrusts. Though definitely smaller than that first deluge of semen, it's still far more than he normally cums. The mattress starts to soak through from all the spunk he's gushing and his kiss leaves a red mark on your neck as further proof of your lovemaking. His second orgasm gives way to his third and fourth, each one separated by a nice long grinding fuck and a separate hickey on along your neck.

He finally gets up off of you, your bodies slick with spunk as you take the deepest breath you've been able to for hours. His balls look like he's got one more messy shot in him and the look of adoration and love in his eyes tells you it's all yours, wherever you want it.
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>>4660521
Feeling exhausted but still eager to finish him off, I have him lie back against the wall so I can lean on his belly and straddle his girthy cock. Wrapping my legs around his still-swollen balls, I stroke his shaft until he's good and hard. Once I've teased him enough to hear him moan I'll pull him close and give him a solid licking. I doubt I would have to tongue his urethra too much to set him off, once I feel that familiar tightening of his sack and flaring of his head I pull back and let him shower us both with his final load.
Once all is said and done we'd probably just fall asleep like that: a tight embrace with his limp horsecock draped across my body, still leaking throughout the night.

The next morning he can sleep in as long as he wants, but I'm up bright and early to go shopping for new carpet, drapes, mattress, and such.
I'd be feeling absolutely gravid with his load, but once I've drained myself the best I can it would be back to our normal schedule. I just hope it won't be too long before he's ready to get to work.
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>>4660615
That sounds like a lovely place to end it for tonight.

It's always a pleasure to play with you. Thanks for indulging your spurty stallion for me. <3 <3
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>>4660634
Works for me, see you around

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