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Old thread: >>4600991

So, what is this pony reading?
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>>4600991

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>>4603096
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>>4603090
He's reading your mum.
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Have you guys respected a pedophile today?
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Gabby Gums

DYEWTFSB?
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>>4603108
ha, that's a cute picture
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>>4603096
Big ponies are best ponies
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>http://arch.413chan.net/mlpgeneral/go/
>Only posts are OP, Marker and linkboard
Feels fresh, man.
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>>4603090
A newspaper
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>>4603113
This was before Gabby Gums you dingus.
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a street car named desire
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>>4603090
fezzes are cool
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>>4603113
do you even watch the fucking show brony?
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>>4603108
They both are not ponies though.
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>>4603108
Ha, nice.
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Rose pls draw.
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>>4603124
Gabby Gums existed before the episode

ISHY WTS
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>>4603130
>Chryscord
no
not now
not ever
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>>4603132
I am canon
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>>4603128
congrats man

>>4603132
FUCK YOU
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>>4603130
man chrysalis has no ass whatsoever.
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>>4603146
no, you are Spartacus
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>>4603132
So?
Those were good episode. Had faults but they were enjoyable
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>>4603148
no one does


except Zecora
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>>4603148
Which means she has no hips, which is awful.

Normal pony have Wakfu tier hips.
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>>4603148
Strange that MLPG likes her so much, with that in mind...
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>>4603138
But the CMC made up and ended their column in that episode
The entire lifespan of Gabby Gums was contained in Ponyville Confidential
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>>4603130
>tfw Chrys' horn makes it look like Discord is wearing a really bad toupee
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>>4603148
She can shapeshift her ass to be huge though.
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>>4603146
>>4603150
both of you queers are wrong
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Don't worry, guys!
Only less than a month until the announcement!
Season 3 will definitely be _____soon™
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>>4603162
But it's in TS
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>>4603163
>tfw Chryssy's mouth is an awful sidemouth
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>>4603119
>Big Mac is a big pony
>well actually the guards are pretty big too but that makes sense
>well Blueblood's kinda big but he's a prince
>Fancypants is pretty big too
>oh shit there's huge ponies everywhere

I kinda wish Mac-sized ponies were a little more rare than they are.

>>4603159
I swear they gave her a bigger ass in Cutie Pox.
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>>4603170
I got all the time in the world when you got games like Torchlight 2 and Guild Wars 2 to keep me busy.
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>>4603170
M-maybe there will be a trailer tomorrow cos it's Saturday!
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Does anyone have a cap of milky femanon getting bloated with cum? Or a link to it in the archives? The one where it ends with a submissive stallion.
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>>4603166
Patrick get off the phone I'm trying to have phone sex with Spot over here.
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>>4603173
What?
He's just reading a newspaper
I can't follow all of your brony acroyms, what do you mean by TS?
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>>4603148
HOW ABOUT NOW?
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>>4603173
What?
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>>4603183
I've been diving for it but I can't seem to find it
Either the thread didn't get archived or google hasn't picked it up yet
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>>4603185
Discuss best dog
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>>4603181
>Torchlight 2 and Guild Wars 2
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>>4603187
unf
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>>4603191
I've been digging too, but it's good to know I didn't hallucinate it or something.
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>>4603187
Oooh baby
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>>4603193
Okay. Do you think we'll see Cerberus again in season 3?
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>>4603193
Why is her saliva pure white?
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>>4603193
She is a pretty dog
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>>4603194
>not playing Betterthandiablo3 2

do you even
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>>4603200
No.
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>>4603202
>Saliva

Uh yeah. About that.
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>>4603194
>dissing TL2
Shit taste confirmed
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>>4603193
Best dog?
Okay
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>>4603200
They better have more Greek mythology in it.
Might be educational other than the "don't be a dick" morals
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>>4603090

My bestseller.
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>>4603215
Too gay.
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>Winona

Better look for that Spike fic...
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>>4603220
Smaller.
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>>4603224
..........wait what?
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>>4603224
Yes, do post.
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>>4603222
Fuck you
Fuck you straight to hell
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You guys ever talk to girls on tumblr?
I made friends with like 7 and i talk to them on skype
They are into the most kinky shit. Most of the "casual" girls you see in real life are nothing compared to the introverted girls you find on the net.
By "casual' girls I mean the ones you probably found around highschool that are into lady gaga or what ever
The girls I talk to are into manga and shit and even draw the shit constantly. For my birthday they drew me lewd shit and even teased me.
"So... you're 18 now? huh? Where did you say you live again?"
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>>4603222
I say not gay enough
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>>4603193
I wonder what would happen if the Diamond Dog actually met a dog?
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Big Mac ran shit in season 2

Y/Y
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>>4603242

>what would happen if a nigger met a chimp
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>>4603243
True fact
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>>4603238
Most of tumblr claims to be virgins.
and underage.
and are probably really fucking annoying in real life.
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>>4603206
>>4603213
I loved TL1 but somehow TL2 doesn't really grab me. Also no transmuting gems/fish up to the next rank? What a step back.

Also it's a minor thing but I prefer more passive skills and fewer active and this makes it feel a lot more like some WoW hotbar, I dunno.
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Oh god, story idea. Someone tell me if this has been done already.

Okay, so Derpy's in town, and some colt runs into her; I'm envisioning Caramel, beta as fuck Caramel. He bumps into her at a bakery or something, and she smiles at him - he's nervous, but he gets to talking to her - she seems a little slow and dopey, but seems to like him, so he clumsily invites her over. they go back to his place, and over the course of coffee or whatever he realizes that Derpy isn't just dumb, but full-blown retarded. He's about to let her go, when he notices things about her, like her wings, or the curve of her flank, and starts to get turned on - he tries to ignore the impulses, but Derpy, despite her simplicity, notices, and begins to clumsily make advances towards him - the rest of their encounter is an internal struggle, Caramel loathing himself for what he sees as taking advantage of a retarded girl, and Derpy engaging in something she probably doesn't fully understand - they fuck, but Derpy starts to try and dissuade him, uncomfortable with the progression of events - by this point Caramel's already too far invested, and he proceeds regardless, effectively raping the earlier trusting simple-minded pegasus while she gazes at him through a haze of tears, confused as to why someone she thought was her new friend was hurting her. Caramel eventually finishes, cumming inside her guiltily, before apologizing and showing her out. Derpy doesn't say anything to anyone, because she lacks the capacity to do so cohesively, and Caramel spends the night with a bottle of whiskey, head in his hooves at what he's left to live with in his mind, the thought of what he's done haunting him for the rest of his days.
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Goddamnit, I cant ;-;
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So who thinks the linkboard needs to be updated?
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>>4603255
Thanks for posting it again, Obama
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>>4603224
Oh god...
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>>4603259
You're mom.
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>>4603250
Being able to combine gems compels players to never ever ever use said gems until they're "complete", which sucks ass.

In TL1 I had entire stashes filled with unfinished gems that I refused to put into my gear. TL2 doesn't have that problem and that's a good thing.
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>>4603255
Please do this.
Retards and rape god dammit UNF
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>>4603255
pro story idea 5/5 go for it bro don't listen to the haters hey if you need a proofreader i'm here YOU'RE GONNA BE THE NEXT TAW, KID
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>>4603240
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>>4603275
Did you know Nathan used to be a pre-reader for EqD?
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eyup
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>>4603242
Its much like what if a human met a monkey.

YEAH I WENT THERE.
SUCK IT CHRISTFAGS

>>4603245
You're implying niggers came from apes.
Where did everyone else come from? Fish?
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>>4603278
I find it funny they kick him out of EqD at Spring.
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>>4603257
Roogna holy shit contribute something
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>>4603257
Fuck off, Roogna.
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>>4603255
why are people still responding to this
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>>4603275
>wanting to be TAW
>implying he's a good writer
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>>4603278
NTSTS still is one.
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Would you a dogpony non-nonsexually?
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>>4603289
But I'm bad at everything, including not sleeping!
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>>4603293
Why are you?
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>>4603269
...I really don't think that's a solution. Removing a feature because some players had no self-control seems like a bad "compromise". It's like removing saving because some people couldn't stop themselves from hitting quicksave every time they did anything.
Why are they giving me fewer options just because you can't control yourself?
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>>4603278
>Did you know Nathan used to be a pre-reader for EqD?

Did you know I don't care? Seriously fuck off Nathan. You're not important. You're a creepy ugly janitor. You're only "claim to fame" ever has been your hilarious ugliness. It's supremely comical. I can say, "Well, at least I don't scare small children like Nathan does".
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I'll write my own Derpy fic.
and it's gonna be horrible, but I'm still gonna show it to you all anyway when I'm done.
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>>4603294
Skill and talent are meaningless compared to fame and idolization.
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>>4603299
Perhaps
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>>4603299
>You're not exactly sure why, but Big Macintosh has taken to acting like a dog
>He's still a reliable worker, he just wags his tail a whole lot more
>And he kicks his leg when you scratch his ears
>You still let him mount you, he really seems to enjoy it
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>>4603313
GOD THAT FUCKING PIG NOSE

HE'S SERIOUSLY LOOK YOU KNOW, OKAY IF IT WASN'T FOR THAT FUCKING HONKER
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Who's worse:

Nathan
Ross
GG
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daily dose


www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4
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>>4603323
Applejack
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>>4603316
ALMOST meaningless
but yes you are right.
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>>4603323
Nathan
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>>4603316
well that's what happens with >fanfiction or anything else which has a built in audience.
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>>4603323
Ross
DYEWTG
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>>4603323
You
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>>4603319
How bland.
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>>4603323

Me of course.
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>>4603321
>>4603313

>Nathan

Behold his true form!
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>>4603323
people like you who make posts like this
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http://www.livestream.com/cropsroom

come watch independence day
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>>4603328
I'd actually really, really like that picture if it wasn't so shit.

That sounds like a joke, but I'm saying it as genuinely as possible.
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>>4603316
Skill and Talent brings Fame and Idolization.
But then people get so caught up in fame they stop improving. The fame stays however. And then someone other Skillful and Talented artist come up but everyones too busy sucking the other ones toot to even recognize them.
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>>4603319
Would his favorite position be doggy style?
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>>4603323

GG

no contest. I find Ross fun sometimes.
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>>4603339
Is that Nathan there is the back?

Behind that amorphous blob of fleshy substance?
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>>4603103
Neat the link board has been cleaned up a bit. Any particular reason the sub hasn't been added?
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>>4603349
Skill and talent do not have anything to do with >fanfiction or the popularity of the people who write it.
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>>4603346
>not liking based HoiHoi
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>>4603336
I'm sorry, I'm no good at greentext
I just want to get fucked by an oversized pony
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>>4603339
>wearing cargo shorts to the beach
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Would MLPG be interested in a story about Anonymous getting turned into a Changeling sex toy?
Just finished editing, but AiE is a shitshow and I'd rather air it here first.

Want a link?
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>>4603103

I feel as if the who's who should be updated, a lot of the drawfags have gotten better over that period of time.
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>>4603362
Thank Leth. Anyways, the linkboard was updated like 3 time when they first added the linkboard in the sub.
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>>4603379
That depends.

who are we the sex toy for?
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>>4603346
>not liking hoihoi

This is what the general has become.
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>>4603370
See, those are all pictures where, I can see where he was going for and I like it, but all that shitty art gets in the way.

Real shame.
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>>4603362
>putting the sub on the linkboard
I don't like that idea.
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>>4603379
>Asking first
>Not linking it right away

do it you bitch
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>>4603368
OH we're talking about fanfiction.

Well fuck me.
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>>4603339

He's so out of shape it's discusting.
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I'm so glad I quit playing Runescape.
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>>4603379
Only if whichever pony owns me would make me change my gender to satisfy his or his desires at the time.
Also as long as it's not Chrysalis
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>>4603386
Every Changeling drone in the Hive, of course,
Anon's belly and colon bloated with goopy green semen continuously.

>>4603394
It isn't a Cheeselegs story, it's fag city with me
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>>4603238
Apple please
tell me where to find women
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>>4603362

Why? Let's keep that shit on a need to know bases.
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>>4603370

>standing
>with drawn hooves

So fucking weird. They don't have hands. If you're going to go anthro give them hands. Stumps/hooves just look weird. It's why I don't like them standing on the show. Their limbs just... end.
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>>4603400
You gotta love the fact that his true claim to fame is being comically ugly.
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>>4603405
good enough for me
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>>4603405
>full homo
That's perfectly fine, why haven't you linked it yet?
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>>4603403
>Runescape
>Past 2007
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>>4603403
Oh god.
A few months ago I decided to check out how RS was nowadays.
Needless to say I quit in the same day.
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>>4603388
>hoihoi
>shitty art

But I'm pretty sure he's the most talented/skilled pony artist there is
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>>4603421
>using Awesome face
>adding Awesome face to Anon's face
>2009 + 3
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>>4603428
Im pretty sure you're wrong.
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>>4603428
no
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>>4603428
>arguing art
Welcome to My Little Waste of Time General.
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>>4603407
At the pet store
Plenty of bitches to go around
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>>4603430
They may be somewhat of the joke
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>>4603405
Sounds gay____ enough. Link it nigger.
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>>4603428
Ah well, if that's what you think.

I just wish an artist with even a passing interesting in making things look appealing came along and did something similar to that CMC pic.
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>>4603430
>2009 + 3
haha it's not that ye-
yes it is
oh god what am I doing with my life
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>>4603430
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>>4603414
>>4603415

http://pastebin.com/DTZWNzKp

CHANGELING ON HUMAN GANGBANG PARTY TIME
Feedback plz oh god I hope you like it
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>>4603432
I'm not sure what this is showing me. The strokes are so random and undefined. Who did this?
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>>4603438
I ain't into those furry women you seem to like, I meant human females.
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>>4603447
>Not posting canon awesomest purple pony
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>>4603238
>be an artist on tumblr
>bitches all over your dick

We're not shallow vapid whores you guys
We have feelings
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>>4603462
>Magenta
>Purple
stop
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>>4603453
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/33152/Sanctioned-Necromancy

>Some marvelous anonymous drawfriend drew Scarlet for me!
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>>4603464
>be an artist on tumblr
>no-one to talk to

uh
help
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>>4603464
I was an old drawhore back on /b/ and it got me laid.
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>>4603482
What.

Story?
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>>4603441
If i ever see that dumbass blue bitch saluting on my screen again, I'm going to blow up bronycon with amonium nitrate.
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>>4603482
Hi GG
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>>4603491
>gg having sex

I refuse to think he is capable of interacting in human society.
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>>4603490
GODSPEED
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>>4603379
I can't say I'm a fan of cum inflation, but the changeling part was pretty cute and I'd read more if you wrote it

Since you're not posting it live as you write it, have you considered dropping the >greentext and just writing short, cheap fapfiction?
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>>4603046
he gets paid via adsense.
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Season 3 will never come out.

And if it does, it'll suck.
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>>4603491
Please
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>>4603516
How many people have committed suicide over MLP so far?
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>>4603519
What, that wasn't you?
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>>4603523
i know of people whove passed away who were fans but no actual suicides
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>>4603452
I can dig this, as it appeals to some of my fetishes.
Sex scenes weren't detailed enough, though.
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>>4603516
Why would it? And don't say pandering.
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>>4603540
Pondering.
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all these cute little memetic and groupthink mannerisms that mlpg has have really started to piss me off lately

i think im going to go outside
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>>4603523
I don't know where to buy helium tanks
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>>4603503
I am posting it live, on AiE. I just wanted to get this out for MLPG first.
Also
>not a fan of cum inflation
What the hell is wrong with you in the head?
>I can dig this, as it appeals to some of my fetishes.
>Sex scenes weren't detailed enough, though.

>>4603538
I made them MORE detailed than they'd been in my first draft, but still,
I'm not a fan of repeating myself four or five times in the same sex scene.
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>>4603546
Good luck, brother
Bring us back something nice
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>>4603551
No he's right, cum inflation is shit.
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>>4603485
Not much to tell. There was actually a lot of hooking up between artists back then.
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>>4603556
>cum inflation is shit.
Leave /co/, never return
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>>4603556
You talking shit about my fetishes?
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>>4603556
>cum inflation is shit
This isn't the MLPG I know and love
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>>4603540
Pandering is going to ruin season three. I'm serious he plans to break into Studio B and sabotage all their files and delete every backup. You heard it here first.
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I can't find my sides.

>It was a mistake. But my point still stands.
You all can go around pointing fingers and say "your opinion is stupid, lolololol"
but that isn`t how you actually convince people.
The girl tirawhy is a furry and wants to have sex with animals. If you leave a child molester in a room with a kid, eventually he will rape the kid. Same thing for furries, they want to rape animals.
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>>4603556
Say that to my face not online fucker and see what happens
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>>4603581
What?
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>>4603452
>>4603551
The first part was quite boner-inducing, good job!

It was a bit short though. Will there be more?
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>>4603551
Flavor up the scenes a little. What are their cocks like? How does their shape feel as they penetrate you? What if the littler one was more naive and curios, and played with you dick a little bit while he was balls deep, just to see how you'd react. During the spitroast, the oral-getter could grab your head and fuck your face, his swollen balls bouncing off your forehead before resting there as he pumps semen into your through, you can feel each pulse of his cock in your mouth as it travels down his urethra.
things like that
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>>4603581

>my little personal blog
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>>4603589
youtube comments
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>>4603589
I think he's posting his youtube comments or tumblr asks

I wish he could give a bit of context when he does it
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>>4603581
We get it. People say things about you on Youtube and tumblr.

Who the fuck cares?
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>>4603580
I don't know if Rose is full hetero for him or full furrylesbean for his fursona.
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>>4603599
we do, apparently
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>>4603600
I would say full lesbean.
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>>4603597
I got that, but I still don't understand.
Context would be nice.
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>>4603580
Then we'll just have to sabotage his plans by infiltrating his tumblr circlejerk and I don't know what should go here but it's something sexual him
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>>4603605
I don't give the tiniest shit.
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>>4603618
Oh baby
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>>4603594
>>4603592
I wasn't as descriptive as I could be.
Hmm. I'll definitely update this before canonizing it in AiE, so check back.

Also, of course there'll be a followup, the ending has Chrysalis finding out about it.

The 'good' Changeling I'm imagining will transform into mares and stallions to please Anonymous,
and give him a more comfortable sex partner to enjoy once in a while


Also I'm envisioning Changeling cocks as something like this.
I don't know how to describe THIS, though.
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>>4603618
goddamn it DT
You either need to turn 18 or get your dad to lower the legal age of consent.

I will not be raped by a child
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>>4603600
She's torn in two.
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>>4603628
I think I've found our next OP
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>>4603618
>that tiny condom

Suspension of disbelief ruined.
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>>4603628
ribbed?
I would've gone with feline-esque thorns though, but that's just me
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>>4603628
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>>4603600
Speculating about other people's sexuality is creepy and gross.
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>>4603647
I don't want to get fucked by thorns, though
That would hurt
And it's not as if I can write Anon as anyone but myself
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>>4603516
>november earliest possible release
sigh.
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>>4603618

>condom in mouth

Fucking UNF

However, do the eyes look off, or is it just me?
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>>4603652
What if we speculate about the dick sizes of various name/tripfags?
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>>4603655
But you DO want to get kidnapped by a giant group of horny soldiers,
fucked endlessly in the ass and throat,
and forced to sustain yourself on swallowing semen?
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>>4603659
I know it's probably not true, but I want Braeburned to have a massive cock but still be totally cool and willing to bottom
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>>4603661
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>>4603668
I think the homosexual community has labeled Braeburned as too gay for them
>>
I-Is the gg hate anon gone yet?
>>
How do I write fanfiction?
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>>4603580
What, don't you think it would be great for the show to give back to the bronies who have helped make it a huge success?
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>>4603666
Face looks pretty flat.
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>>4603659
Can we all just agree GG's got a tiny dick?
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>>4603676
...what are you talking about? There's no GG hate in this thread.
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>>4603657
HAH, November? Try December, son.
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>>4603516
>Trixie episode announced
>Sethisto cameo
>Season 3 ruined
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>>4603677
Read a lot of fanfiction
Have an idea
Write a piece of shit
Write less of a piece of shit
You'll start writing good stories never
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>>4603681
GG either has a tiny dick or a pervasive fear of sex.
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>>4603685
pls. no. i cant take this hiatus anymore.
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>>4603676
I could take over for him if you want.
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>>4603677
Either:
Take a couple of characters and put them in to an unlikely scenario and see how they react
-or-
Throw out some greaterthan you will nevers and see where they lead

Do you want to write porn or not?
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>>4603688
okay i can't pass that first hurdle so I think I'll give up thanks anyway
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>>4603683

I'll take that as a "yes". Last thread had someone who acted like GG raped his mom or something.
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>>4603708
Okay.
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>>4603688
Writing fanfiction doesn't really teach you much about writing, aside from the basics.
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>>4603697

>>GG has a series of hate-anons who work in shifts
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Applecest in all of its forms is best ship.
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>>4603676

gg pls go
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>>4603714
>>>/furaffinity/
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>>4603642
>meta in the OP

No, bad anon.
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>>4603712
All the contributors (and non-contributing names) have their haters. It's just part of life.
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>>4603714
>Applejack will never make a man out of Braeburn
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>>4603681
>A character he made has a small dick!
>He must have a small dick too!
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>>4603666
I like, I would.
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>>4603723
>All the shitty contributors (and non-contributing names) have their haters. It's just part of life.
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>>4603708
D-Do you really think there's only ONE guy that does not like GG?
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>>4603661
The idea of endlessly getting fucked in every hole, with semen as my only nourishment is extremely appealing.
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>>4603714
Fucking your sister is truly the ultimate expression of bonding and affection.
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>>4603697
>>4603683
>>4603676

>I can't hold all this gg samefag
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>>4603726
>anon defending GG's size

Why??
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>>4603731
Yeah, no, it's just the one.
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>MLPG
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>>4603730
That's somewhat redundant since we don't have any non-shitty contributors.
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>>4603731
I don't like GG, but I don't not like him either!
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>>4603731
Yes, let's make a huge monster of hate.
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>>4603736
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>>4603731
Yes.

Just like there's that one guy who hates Nasse, and the one guy who hates Kraut, and the one guy who hates SB.
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>>4603731
There's only one guy who hates my favorite drawfag/writefag, I mean, it's impossible to hate him if I like him.
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>>4603676
fukc off
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>>4603746
You guys are only allowed to make a hatemonster once we've figured out how to supply all the subanons with a source of life sustaining candy semen
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>>4603742
Stop posting random pictures in MLPG
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>>4603742
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/false-rape-claim-woman-jailed-two-years-162546192.html
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>>4603742
Its important when having sex to ask if your partner is consenting every 25 seconds.
At any minute your consensual anal tooling could turn into rape
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>>4603681
I have it on good authority GG's seriously packing.
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>>4603762
Just saying, you don't need to post a pic with every post, with your trip is ok.
>>
since we're on dick size already, how do i break it to my partner that he has a small dick
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>>4603711
Here's how I did it
>read /d/ for years
>play CoC for years
>read literature in High School (and now college) for years
>absorb so much ambient knowledge on how to describe sex,
>that when I do it on my own, it isn't total shit
>write two dozen more stories and never stop

And I suck with characterization, setting, mood, >feels,
and everything other than porn, because that's all I practiced.

>>4603770
I have a lot of pictures I like to use to post.
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>>4603762
>(Dead)
Janitor will delete anthro, just saying.
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>>4603779
/MD/
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>>4603779
>I have a lot of pictures I like to use to post.

That's alright but you know we like our threads long.
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>>4603780
that was considered anthro? it just looked like rarity standing up
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>>4603780
>post disappears
>IT MUST HAVE BEEN THE JANITOR
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>>4603786
STOP DRIVING AWAY OUR CONTRIBUTORS ANON
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>>4603770
>>4603786
>not posting pictures
>on an image board
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>>4603780
That wasn't the janitor, that was me covering up a failed spoiler because I am an egoistic faggosexual
>>4603783
>implying this place isn't endless GG samefagging already
It's not good
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>>4603780
It was hardly anthro, I'm pretty sure he just killed it because he fucked up the spoiler

>>4603778
There's pretty much no way you can do it without breaking him if he doesn't already know
Just make sure he knows you still enjoy his company (assuming you do)
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>>4603779
>I have a lot of pictures I like to use to post.
At least post an image with content to your comment. Its not /b/read here.
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>>4603797
Are you that guy who spams Trixie images?
FUCK YOU
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>>4603798
>new here
>already a huge ass cunt
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Knock it off with your pony shit, faggots!
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>>4603783
What kind of regular expression is that?
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>>4603790
That's our janitor.
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>>4603806
i paid 6 dollars for that piece of shit and it was way too much
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>>4603810
It wasn't deleted by the janitor you doofus, the faggot fucked up the spoilers tag and deleted the post.
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>>4603811
Perhaps you hate fun.
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>>4603799
>There's pretty much no way you can do it without breaking him if he doesn't already know

he does already know, i think
at least, he's unnaturally concerned with it
it's obvious he has an inferiority complex

i mean sure i do enjoy his company
but it's like a casual thing, you know

i don't know if he'll be offended if I branch out if you know what i mean
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>>4603811
>implying Dustforce isn't the best-feeling platformer since N+

Man, I need to be more careful with my spoilers
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>>4603813
I know, I just said it's how our janitor works.
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>>4603790
>>4603793
I only saw the thumbnail and the deleted post. I went ahead and made an assumption all on my own.

It wont happen again
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>>4603821
Seems legit.
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>>4603808
An adequate one.
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>>4603816
>>4603819
>plataformer game
>2012
So retro guise
>>
that's some pony

know where I can score one?
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I should post heaps of borderline anthro, then delete it to watch MLPG lose its shit.
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>>4603816
>>4603819
At least the bundle had Shatter, which is actually a good game.
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>>4603831
Fuck you that's what I do.
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>>4603805
I like anon can just act like a retard to a namefag over and over again because his posts have zero repercussions or responsibilities, and can just keep bothering the namefag with stupid shit until he hits a button and the namefag responds, and suddenly its the namefag that looks like an asshole
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Trixie fags.
You have 10 seconds to tell me why Trixie is superior to Gilda.
You can't
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>>4603827
>>>/v/
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>>4603830
Man, we got all kinds of pony here if you know what you're looking for.

You sure you can handle pure, refined ponies such as these?
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>>4603837
she's blue
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>>4603837
She's a pony. Automatic superiority.
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>>4603837
>No claws
>Magic even if it's just clever tricks

There's two
Fuck you and fuck your kittybird
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>>4603833
I bought Dustforce full price and sunk fifty hours into it.
That fucking Core Temple still eludes me

>>4603836
>implying namefags deserve respect or sympathy
This tripfagging is honestly a bad idea and I bet I'll regret it within a week.
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>>4603837
She's not a featherbrain
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>>4603842
Oh I'm sure. What's the most pure and refined pony you've got? I'll show ya how well I can handle it.
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>>4603846
>no claws
>a good thing
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>>4603837
She has a better voice.
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>>4603836
>>implying this place isn't endless GG samefagging already
>It's not good

He was talking about this you shithead.
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>>4603835
You don't own it.
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what are your top 5 places to visit on this map?
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>>4603831
>I should post heaps of borderline anthro

>>4603859
>posts a human
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>>4603837
Trixie has a legion of fans, Gilda doesn't.
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>>4603836
Not that faggot but the one that can contribute and share content get to keep the name. Otherwise, they are yelled at for being useless faggots..

>>4603847
You can experiment posting as anon and trip back and forth and see how it goes. Any other stories you are planning to write?
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>>4603858
is this like an injoke that I missed or something
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>>4603854
If you say so man

Click the spoiler for a heavy dose of 100% Pure Pony Pleasure
Don't blame me if you can't handle it, it's what you asked for
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>>4603864
That's the idea, Anon. It's not actually anthro.
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>>4603863
I live on the boarder of bestiality and incest.
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>>4603863
Why does this even exist
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>>4603866
Anonymous stop being such a useless faggot.
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With the news that Guillermo Del Toro's new film Pacific Rim will be released in 3D after all, against the director's better judgement, I ask is 3D alive and well or is it the walking dead?
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>>4603867
Hateanon(s) live in a different world from the rest of us
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>>4603873
Me and the sun pony are going to be the best of friends.

YOU'LL SEE
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>>4603881

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rod-3IeVYfw&
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>>4603881
It's alive and it's terrible
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>>4603884
She won't even like you.
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>>4603655
They're not thorns like on a rosebush, though. They're fleshy stimulated by bloodflow and may have a small base of cartilage, I'm not sure about that part
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>>4603866
I've talked about my plans for Sadist Blueblood in the last thread,
plenty of bondage, rough sex, and orgasm denial with Anonymous

After that, I've still got to do Pinkie Pie and Twilight's chapters of EquestriaFemdom.
I'm envisioning Pinkie as a wanton gangbanging slut who drags her Anon into it,
and Twilight as a kinky researcher investigating all sorts of fetishes.

When I'm done with all that, I'll have had more ideas.
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>>4603873
I never asked for this
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>>4603863
>land of the imaginary
>not hundred times bigger than rest of the lands together
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>>4603888
fuck you i have a heart of gold
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>>4603891
Who are you and why are your ideas boring and terrible?
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>>4603884
I dearly hope you're right
She would be an excellent friend indeed
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>>4603899
>bothering to post 3MB images
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>>4603897
STOP DRIVING AWAY OUR CONTRIBUTORS ANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
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>>4603903

>Love and tolerance every brony!
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This is a moderately yellow pony

Would you pay a lot of money to have sex with this pony?
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>>4603900
>giving a shit about filesize
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guys i need new pone

can one of you time travelling anons take me with you?
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>>4603914
2 bits.
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>>4603914
No she's a slut.
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>>4603863
>fat fetish so far away from inflation/feeders/gainers
Such a long commute for what is essentially the same thing.

>vorarephillia is across the impassible reaches
Fuucckk.

Why is the island of non-consent so accessible?
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>>4603910
Anooooon! You're going to drive away our contributors, Adam!
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>>4603900

>having third world bandwidth
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>>4603921
hey we don't have to make this personal okay
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>>4603921
>you will never play catch in the backyard with Sarif
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>>4603863
>Reading this
>Bugchasing
oooooooooooh god nooo
If I could unlearn anything I've ever learned, it would be what bugchasing and giftgiving is
That's so fucked up
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>>4603919
>Why is the island of non-consent so accessible?
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>>4603927
Adddaaaaaaaam
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>>4603914
I would.
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>>4603926
>most of the middlebits of the US
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>>4603881
3D hasn't begun to live yet. We keep on throwing our current outdated technology at it and wondering why it looks terrible. High framerate 3D and digital cinemas with actual properly aligned cameras will be the birth of 3D as something other than a stupid gimmick.
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>>4603932
Remember, everything is a fetish. Also, ignorance is for cowards.
>>
>>4603932
Here's a FUN and EXCITING Google search for ya!
Space Docking
Seriously, don't

>>4603914
Can I let her use this Griffon-shaped strapon?
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>>4603931
too many fruit flies
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>>4603941
Sexy women playing guitar in the shower
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>not having a tab open for /mlpg/, /vg/DOTA2 and /k/
>>
who will teach me how to read the pony language
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>>4603863
feeders and gainers
fat fetish
erotic mind control
pedophilia (why no hebephilia?)
odor fetishes
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>>4603942
that's nothing
bugchasing is like the voluntary amputee people/dis-figuration people. which I guess is worse
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>>4603931
>you will never get to shoot Sarif in the face
That's all I wanted to do at the end of that game.
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>>4603951
CELEST
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>>4603914
>moderately
>>
>wake up
>regret it
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>>4603916
what new pony species would you want to see in season 3?
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>>4603949
>/vg/
>DOTA2
>/k/
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>>4603921

>Adam. They're coming after me!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tohqY5Ois5Y

Also:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EoIbszsqMKI

Stephen Shellen, voice actor for David Sarif cosplays as him in some videos. He also takes paranoid conspiracy theories completely seriously.
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>>4603965
>tfw you could sneak something into that picture on a repost because no one will try to read yellow on white
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>>4603971
Night pone.
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>>4603971

Plain, regular, vanilla ponies.
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>>4603979
>sniff vanilla pone
>comment to her that chocolate pone tastes better
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>>4603971
I want to see more Batpones. I wonder if the other pony races have a dark strain.
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>>4603971
Just more regular ponies.
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>>4603979

So, ponies made of ice-cream?
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>>4603984
Faceless pls
pls
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>>4603993
Wow, I've never been called Faceless before.
This is a real brown note on my record.
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>>4603943
>too many fruit flies

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_ntVlQ_llw
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>>4603998
<you have been invaded by dark spirit AgentSmith>
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The first question! The question that must never be answered, hidden in plain sight. The question you've been running from all your life. Tiara Why? Tiara Why?!
Ti... ara... WHY!?
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>>4604003
Well shit
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>>4604002
she's supposed to be flatchested
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do you think that chubby fucker ever rubs his fat little chode in class

hell i would if all my classmates were naked

man if i was sitting behind diamond tiara i'd try to secretly shoot it in her hair
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>>4604007
Because porn pays.
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>>4604001
>Granted, I did smoke a little bit of weed tonight, but I don't think that plays into it
Every time.
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>>4604002
>tfw madmax hats us
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>>4604011
man, he's fucking tiny
even getting with the girls his age it'd be like snu-snu
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>>4604011
I hope nobody here has ever masturbated outside of their homes before.
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>>4603998
I've been called almost everyone, except the actual name I use here.

Which is kinda depressing.
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>>4604009
You deserve respect.
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>>4604011
>>4604011
Better question. How is he the only colt in class? Where the fuck is the other colts?
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>>4604021
I'm masturbating right now and I'm at work
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>>4604021
You mean you never masturbate is public restrooms?
What's wrong with you?
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>>4604024
Gender disparity
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>>4603977
>>4603986
So are lunas night guards really bat pone or just costumes. I mean we've only seem them in one episode.
>>4603979
>sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
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>>4604033
big_macintosh_drowning_in_a_sea_of_marecunts.jpg
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>>4604024
Most of the colts get gelded and turned into pretty mares.
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>>4604033
>3 Apple Bumpkins
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>>4604024
snips and snails are away doing dumb/gay shit
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>>4604016

Apparently, that was a "joke" video and he's acting. Interesting.
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>>4604021
Does staying over at relative's places count?
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>>4604011
you know what happens when you cant control your horseboners
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>>4604017
i find her comics fantastic despite how much people seem to hate her.
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>>4604034
Just as I assume the normal guards all look the same because of a light enchantment on the armor, I think the bat-guards work the same way: the eyes, ears, and wings are all something the armor does, and they revert when you take it off.
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>>4604033
>a horde of girls will never force feed you apple based food
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>>4604038
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>>4604024
There are other classes. Snips and Snails were in a special Ed class at the time. Special because Mister Ed was a guest speaker.
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>>4604033
look at his smug face

eeyup, that stereotype about southern/country/rural folks is true, i've fucked every one of my hot cousins
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>>4603971
What if nagapone.
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>>4604043
Don't we all.
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>>4604046
Just because I think the comics are awful doesn't I mean I hate her.
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>>4604020
remember that age where all the girls were nice and tall and developing and all the guys were smaller than them

god i'd like to go back to that time and fuck my way through the school
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>>4604011

Conclusions based on this:

>Sweetie has no attention span and is as dumb as we assume
>Twist crushes on Filthy Rich
>Applebloom can't even fake interest.
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>>4604033
Being a male in that society must be pretty fucking lucky.
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>>4604058
>>4604046
Exactly. She's a decent enough artist. She just can't write a joke. Maybe it would be better if she spoke English natively, but I doubt it.

I wish she didn't hat us, but she does, and that's that. I don't hate her.
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>>4604021
oh jeez, where do i start
>at work multiple times
>at school multiple times
>at disneyland
>at multiple restaurants
>at friend's houses
>while people are sleeping in the same room as me
>in class once (not going into details but it wasn't easy)
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>>4603971
bat pones that aren't lunar guards
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>>4604048
>you will never force feed Twilight apple based food
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>>4604038
I... I have an idea for a story
Thank you MLPG
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>>4604062
not if >>4604038 is true.
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>>4604053
>ganguro pony
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>>4604069
It just means if you get to grow up to be a stallion you are REALLY lucky.
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>>4604062
Well, the equestrian military seems disproportionately male. So if you consider dying for your country lucky, sure.
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>>4604066
how many hard, hot apples can she take in her mouth
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>>4604067
It's been done.

But go ahead and do it again. Just be aware that it's a pretty divisive subject, and a good number of anons will hate on you for doing it.
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>>4604064
All of my accolades are meaningless since I can never say I masturbated at Disneyland
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>>4604069
Well the fanfic of its is interest but I meant show wise.

>>4604067
Its been done already.
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>>4604067
oh god
please make it willing and make it a smooth transition between male and female
or don't, don't let me tell you what to do
I just easily identify with the subby male in stories and it pains to see them hurt
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>>4604078
my dream is to stand on a balcony at disneyland or another public place and squirt onto the crowd below
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>>4604011
>hay on the floor
>ponies eat hay
>there is food scattered all over the classroom
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>>4604076
I dunno man, like, a heap.

What an appleslut.
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>>4604086
That's just to soak up the cum from the horseboners.
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>>4604077
Got any references?
I think I can make a good character for Anon to bang.

>>4604080
It won't be about showing the awful process itself,
as like Big Mac or someone goes through it, just a pre-established OC. I'm not interested in tragedy.
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>>4604086
No, it just means there's not a proper floor, just a pounded ground.
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>>4604066
every time
;_;
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>>4604086
there is food scattered all over the floor in many places if you know where to look

movie theaters for instance

now i feel like zoidberg
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>>4603179
>I kinda wish Mac-sized ponies were a little more rare than they are.
Then you should get in contact with the animators and tell them to get off their fat asses and make more than three pony models.
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>>4604092
>Got any references?
It was in a pastebin months and months ago. I don't have the address anymore, though. Ask around at different times.
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>>4604086
It's more likely straw or rushes.
Which is a bedding material for animals.
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>>4604092
A anon banging on a stallion that has its cock remove and is being treated like a girl? This might be interesting.
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>>4604063
eh? i think some of her jokes are quite clever. its still miles ahead of what other comics provide in terms of jokes. toxicmario
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The stallions come in two main sizes.

The large Big Mac/Guard size. And the normal size.

The former are stallions, the latter are geldings. Castration is canon in Equestria.
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>>4604096
I even read it in his voice.
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>>4604106
I got bored three lines in. Why don't y'all write in complete sentences and in full paragraphs?
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>>4604106
This isn't ponies
This isn't ponies at all
What is this even doing here?
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>>4604112
>the latter are geldings
Then explain Mr. Cake.
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>>4604007
why not
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>>4604112
>Castration is canon
[Citation Needed]
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>>4604116
>>4604117

You have any idea how long that took me to type out?
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>>4603986
>Night ponies are the Ing
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>>4604105
>cock removed
NO

NO

NO

FUCK YOU
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>>4604120
>Mr. Cake
>normal body size
dyewts
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>>4604106
>>>/v/
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>>4604120
And Twilight dad and Filthy Rich..
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>>4604123
oh shit guys it took him time to write it
now we have to care
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>>4604078
>>4604064
Why the hell would you masturbate at Disneyland?
Did Minnie Mouse give you blue balls?
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>>4604123
considering you copy/pasted it from /v/?

Not all that long.
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>>4604129
That is what being gelded is all about from a stallion.
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>>4604106
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>>4604106
you have a 3DS as well

and you're a pony fan as well

and you're taking japanese as well

so why do you exist?
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>>4603111
Read Lolita.
You'll respect them.
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>>4604106
Because videogames.
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>>4604139
Just let the cock stay. It's hot as fuck when it leaks pre-cum.
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>>4604076
Quite a few, seeing as she grew up practicing taking her brother's giant horsecock all the way into her stomach.
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>>4604144
I don't respect anyone in that book.
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I have a question and a followup question.

Do we consider that Luna turned into NMM because she was angry/sad/whatever or do we consider that it was some evil influencing her?
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>>4604141
>>4604131

Fuck off. This is ponies. I'm talking about an obnoxious mlp fan.
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>>4604105
You mean removing the entire junk, leaving only a hole left that goes into the bladder?
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>>4604135
no cuz i fucking felt like it
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>>4603111
I respect most of my fellow human beings, regardless of sexual fetish.
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>>4604152
Not even the loli?
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>>4604155
So it's about you?
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>>4604148
That's inimical to the whole point.
Hmm. This is making me a bit uncomfortable.
Might have to leave this to Vhatug after all...

>>4604155
>lazily throw in a reference to 20% cooler
>'my /v/ story is totally on-topic guise!
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>>4604155
I don't even believe you, and even if you did, >omg idiot exist
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>>4604092
Here, had a look in my internet and found this one for you. Not really quite what you were talking about, but involves gelding and dresses.
http://pastebin.com/RWj8A8jT
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>>4604154
I think Faust said there was en external force manipulating her, though Lunas emotions probably helped the transformation.
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>>4604135
disney is fucking arousing as fuck
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>>4604166
Especially not her.
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>>4603111
i respect myself so yes
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>>4604154
Both.
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>>4604154
better question: how much dick did luna go through her first night back to make up for that 1000 years?
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>>4604169
>>4604117
>>4604116
>>4604117
>>4604131
>>4604141
>>4604143

Watching you idiots flail around and get mad is hilarious. Is it because I touched a nerve? Is it because, I am in fact describing you guys?
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>>4603277
>Going on a virgin website
>Saying you've lost your virginity
What a fag.
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>>4604174
Okay, they do have some pretty hot characters I guess. Like Ariel.
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>>4604174
>He thinks Disney has appeal!
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>>4604181
She has her own troupe of guards, so....
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>>4604181
All of canterlot slept in that mornging
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>>4603285
>Where did everyone else come from? Fish?
Everyone else came from Jesus, silly.
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>>4604172
>brony answer

Yes, please. By all means, add on the reasons.
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>>4604181

121.78 dicks.

Exactly.
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>>4604186
I wonder if her mermaid pussy is like a dolphin's.
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>>4604186
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>>4604194
what's the .78, Pipsqueak?
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>>4604184
I don't know what you described, because, like I said, I only read the first three lines.
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>>4604181
She was too amazed by all the new lewd toys the ponies came up during that time. Half of them were invented by her sister.
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>>4603324
>$5,107
Damn it Ponyfags.
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>>4604172
Whore cares what Faust said? She's gone now.
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>>4604193
DYEWTF?

But seriously, just stop pestering him. You're far more annoying.
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>Girl in my Class
>One of her favorite games is Oddworld
>Likes Skrillex

What do i do....
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>>4604209
Angry that they outbid you?
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>>4604187
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>>4604205
No, Pipsqueak came later. Besides, unbirthing would count as 8.5 cocks.
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>>4604199
Do you think Mermaids have rape grottos?
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>>4604215
Fuck the dubstep out of her
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>>4604215
WHAT THE FUCKING SHITCOCK DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH PONIES
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>>4604208
>all of equestria is nothing but celestias ploy to raise/clone stallions to finally please her sexually as everyone else has failed to do so
>she needs massive ammounts of unicorn power to complete her work
>finds a super powerful unicorn student every 100 years
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>>4604212
But she was there then.
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>>4604154

If MLP was a good, plot and character driven show, there would be a flashback episode showing this. Possibly setting up a new villain. But it's not. Everyone has forgotten about this.
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>>4604215
Ravage her asshole
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>>4604208
>half of the sex toys produced in Equestria have a little sun on them as a makers mark
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>>4604205

It's Glitter Glue.
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>>4604224
There's no rule that MLPG has to talk about ponies.
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>>4604208
New headcanon: Celestia has a secret royal treasury filled with the most inventive sex toys in Equestria, most invented by herself. Only Luna and Twilight knows about it.
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>>4604224

Easy now bro. Just having ourselves a conversation.
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okay so i stopped coming here around may/june
i recently saw this video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDdL4z5qfr4
does this scare anyone else? fans can basically recreated the show now if they want. what should we expect if people like this continue the series long after the show is over?
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would you still swear if you were amongst ponies
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>>4604215
>Implying there is anything wrong with liking Oddworld
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>>4604243
Yes.
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>>4604229
Couldn't they just make up this "ultimate bad" later on and say it was what was influencing Luna?
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>>4604215
christ, are all the high school students posting from study hall today, or what?
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>>4603548
Why would you use helium? Gassing yourself with helium is exactly the same as suffocating yourself. Just use car fumes.
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>>4604243
Only because they swear like sailors when the camera's not rolling.
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>>4604243
Equestria is probably like erfworld: unless you have significant willpower, all expletives just come out as "boop"
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>>4604243
Well I certainly wouldn't talk around ponies like I talk around you people, I can say that much.
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>>4604248
To not endanger others. Don't know why they care, but whatever.
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>>4604221
Who knows, maybe they do. Well, not rape exactly, since most if not all of their "victims" would probably be willing.

Maybe the mermen have rape grottos where they take human women though.
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>>4604243
I say damn it, hell, and shit a lot. I don't know if I can control myself.
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>>4603575
MLPG hasn't been on /co/ for seven months.
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>>4604244
You appear to have missed the point, chap.
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>>4604250
I would give my big toe to here Tabitha swear a blue streak in a calm normal tone
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>>4604242
We've already have them working on fan made episodes while the show is still in progress. I, for one, can't wait for the world building fan episodes.
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>>4604259
>here
Fuck me
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>>4604213
>defending sentenal

He gives a brony answer, completely against what MLPG is, and you're OK with that?

That's the WRONG answer you fool.
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>>4604243
I would call rainbow dash a faggot right to her face.
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>>4604247
You're trying way too hard to fit in right now.
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>>4604263
why would you say that
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>>4604215
>>4604258
Right. Go ahead and fuck her if she wants to. She sounds cool.
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>>4604240

You've got ten seconds to beat it before I add you to the list of NSF casualties.
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>writing greentext for MLPG
>big fat guy walks up to me
>tells me that Jesus loves me
>asks for a $100 donation to his church
>I want to say no but he has a Nobama shirt on

What should I do?
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>>4604267
because shes a faggot
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>>4604267
Because she is a faggot.
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>>4604262
>completely against what MLPG is
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>>4604273
>>4604274
FINE
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>>4604262
>gives an answer based of what Faust said
>hurr its a brony answer
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>>4604272
Grow a pair.
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>>4604260
>I, for one, can't wait for the world building fan episodes.
>world building fan episodes.
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>>4604262
So, what Lauren Faust herself said is a "brony answer"? Are you implying that Faust is a "brony"?
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>>4603285
As a matter of fact every living vertebrate comes from fish.
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>>4604277
>>4604281
Faust is the broniest of bronies.
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>>4604281
Tara certainly is
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>>4604281
Not that guy but she is.
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0: Draw ponies
1-9: Be lazy
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>>4604272
Tell him that Jesus is a faggot, and that he should not waste his time on religious bullshit and go get laid instead.
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>>4604281
>alicorn mary sue self insert OC
>not brony
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>>4604292
pls draw pones anyway, why would you stack a roll that hard
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>evens draw pone
>odds play ponylands 2 some more
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>26
>friend introduces me to girl: 23
>hit it off
>ask her to coffee, it goes well
>ask her to dinner, it goes well and I end the night with a kiss on her cheek.
>Have third all date set up tomorrow in city: Plan to full out kiss her.

We've already set up a movie night the week after. I'm happy and I really like her.

However, I'm a little concerned, should get condoms? I'll be honest, this is the first romantic relationship I've worked on. Is it to soon? She brought up the idea and I have always been told that is a red flag for intimacy/sex.
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>>4604295
careful, you don't want to cut yourself on all that edge
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>>4604280
I want my Cameltinople and Boar Hordes and Ramhalla episodes, even if I have to turn to the bronies.

I NEED MY FIX
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>>4604288
Tara... yeah, maybe.
If someone involved in the production of the show can qualify as a brony at all.
At least she loves brony attention.

>>4604291
So, you're saying she's a huge and obsessive fan of her own creation?
I've never seen any indication of this being the case.
Aside from occasional replies on DA, she doesn't seem to have much interaction with bronies at all.
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>>4604304
always condoms
unless you're prepared to take care of a child
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>>4604304
Keep one on you. Also fuck off to /b/ or /soc/
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>>4604304
No sense not being prepared. Condoms last for like 3 years anyway.
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>>4604306
>Implying
Fan episodes are 20% cooler in 10 seconds flat xdddddd and fanon bullshit.
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>>4604304
if she didn't put out by the second day, then it's not gonna happen
so you might as well go for it, cause other wise, you'll get stuck
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>>4604304
>>>/soc/
>>>/r9k/
>>>/adv/
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>>4604299
Lauren Faust can technically get away with it since, you know, she help make FIM.
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>>4604320

No she can't.
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>>4603949
>Dota
Seriously, why?
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rarity is a very ugly pony
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>2 more months of hiatus
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>>4604304
Get condoms. Even if you don't end up fucking her that day, you might in the near future if things go well.
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>>4604324
That was 45 minutes ago.
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>>4604323
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>>4604323
Why can't she?
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I'm sure you guys have discussed it already, but is that "tracy" thing entirely the "piss"es doing? or is a /co/mrade involved?

>>4593530
>>4595425
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>>4604326
Sparkler why do you have to take the whole dildo anally while you are on a picnic?
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>>4604324
>/vg/ dota
Why, they are fucking trashcan, even reddit shits on them.
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>>4604326
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>>4604340
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>>4604106

My story now:

>taking a japanese course offered by the consulate
>everyone goes around the room explaining why they're in the course
>some 70+ year old man is sitting in the back of the room
>his turn comes up
>explains how he saw Grave of the Fireflies and he couldn't believe how any culture could create such a beautiful and moving masterpiece and he just had to learn the language of these wonderful people
>mfw
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>>4604299
Honestly, I think she, if anyone, is entitled to it, seeing as she is its creator, and as such essentially the equivalent of Equestria's creator god.
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>>4604340
Tracy has nothing to do with MLPG.

It's 100% /mlp/.
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>>4604011
Fat Ass can't even reach his stubby dick. It's why he eats so much.
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>>4604345
>>4604340
Sorry, didn't make that clear:
>>
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>>4604302
Because I'm lazy.
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>>4604357
>can't cross-link to our own board now
neat
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>>4604120
you mean the earth pony with unicorn and pegasus "children?"
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>>4604341
She just holds it inside since she came out of her house that day and she just felt it poke out a little that moment.
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>>4604340
Tracy is from /mlp/, though, that drawfag is pretty neat.
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>>4604357
They remove >>>/mlp/
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>>4604352
What's "tracy"?
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>>4604346
a 70 year old weeaboo
he's like, old enough to have fought the japanese in ww2
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>>4604342
Is... Is that Scootaloo?
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>>4604371
read pls
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>>4604344
>when you receive your Pinkie Pie, be aware that contents may have settled during travel
>for best results, shake vigorously half an hour
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>>4604340
It's all /mlp/. Someone posted an OC and asked that it be named, the second post was that she be named "Tracie" because she was a trace of Fluttershy.
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>>4604371
OC made by /mlp/
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>>4604340
>I might also make a visit to the Marker pony. She seems cute. I wonder if she goes 'boop' when she screams.
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>>4604378
I kind of like it. Am I allowed to or do I need to >>?
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>>4604380
Okay.
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>>4604024
You are now aware that horses adjust their birth rates dependent on the levels of available food. More food, more males.

Ponyville has barely any males. Canterlot is rolling in them. Therefore, Ponyville is starving while Canterlot is loaded with food.
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>>4604384
Yes you need to >> I like her too but, eh.
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>>4604340
>I enjoy reading DE1 rape

What?
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>>4604381

It's almost like they think MLPG is a part of /mlp/, rather than a separate entity.
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>>4604374
scotalo is best 4 snaiper build very stroknk lots of str for hp tanky carry good
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>>4604011
Is Sweetie Belle having an aneurysm?
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>>4604378
WTF is that picture on her amulet?
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cute pony time.
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>>4604398
she just realized we have our dicks in our hand
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>>4604396
Who is the stroknest pony?
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I wish writefags would write something that isn't fapfics, feels or greentext.
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>>4604400
FlutterDash best friendship.
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>>4604406
What, like a story where nothing happens?
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Further proof that Luna is the best princess horse
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>>4604401
Dude Cybernetic Ninja
Fuck family this shit is wort it
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>>4604398
I think she just came. Now that book compartment in her desk is gonna be a mess...
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>>4604406
>not fapfics or feels
We call those fanfics. They're too time consuming for the end result
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>>4604401
>lol it doesn't say we HAVE to talk about ponies in mlpg
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>>4604406
Why would they, if the only response they are going to get is being spammed with >fanfiction?
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>>4604406
They write grimdark sometimes too.
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>>4604401
Wasn't it that somewhere during the development Rising was supposedly taking place between MGS2 and MGS4?

Dunno about it now. I'm not caring about the story but action looks great.
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>>4604406

Are there any legitimately funny fanfics?
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>>4604401

fuck off

>>>/v/
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>>4604406
Well, TAW does that, and I used to.
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>>4604399
I believe that is Nicolas Cage. Don't know about her cutie mark.

>>4604401
Killing and hurting people is what he is really good at. He still has his trauma, too, from being a child soldier.
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>>4604061
>>Twist crushes on Filthy Rich

WELL SHIT, how come I haven't noticed that before?
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>>4604425
I liked Ponies discover /co/.
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>>4604401
mexican pony.
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>>4604415
this nigga knows what's up
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Flarity is best ship.
Y/Y
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>>4604415
Go back to bronyland.
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>>4604425
Not really. Cute and funny technicolor ponies don't really translate into prose very well. You just can't write slapstick in the same way.

So instead it pretty much always boils down to cheap emotional appeal.
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>>4604061
>>4604433
and now I want to write fillyfucking greentext about TwistxFilthy Rich. The guy knows what he wants, and if a little girl is offering, he doesn't mind.
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>>4604429
>TAW
The fuck did he write?
That redemption fic? yeah fuck that if I want characters go OCC and the villains go good I'd read Past Sins
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>>4604442
How is it Bronyland?
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>>4604433
>WELL SHIT, how come I haven't noticed that before?

I didn't either until that pic was posted. But look at her. She's enchanted. She wants to bang the dad of her enemy.

This is canon. GG should get on this.
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>>4604443
>So instead it pretty much always boils down to cheap emotional appeal.
This is true. Everyone wants to fuck cute multi-colored equines, but can't because they aren't real, so fetish greentexts and fapfics will have to do.
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>>4604448
Anything I don't like = Bronyland
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>>4604445
That sounds hot. I second this.
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>>4604427

fuck off

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>>4604440
>implying there is a best ship
>implying they're aren't all equally hot and ship-able
>implying personalities have anything to do with it
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>>4604448
Where all the Lunafags and Flutterfags live.
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>>4604436
That looks Platinum as fuck. And I'm pretty happy they could use the robot dog concept from Vanquish in here.
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>>4604086
There are three buildings in Ponyville that have the floor covered in straw.
>The barn in which Pinkie's party was held
>The pig pen
>The schoolroom
All three are locations where food and drink are likely to be spilt, and two of them are locations where people are more likely to have poor toilet training.
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>>4604458

>>>/v/
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>>4604457
Twist thinks she's very mature for her age. She starts having second thoughts midway through but Filthy is used to getting what he wants.
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I wish I had smart friends.

No, not smart friends. Deep friends.
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>>4604470
Quistis
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>>4604440
>Any Rarity ship
>Good
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>>4604443
What if I want all of them go on an adventure? Or two of them doing something together?\
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>>4604465
>actually being a Lunafag
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>>4604475
oh gosh mlpg here you go again :)
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>>4604476
I wish I had friends.
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>>4604476

You don't need them.

You have ponies.
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>>4604470
Yuffie of course!
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>>4604484
>:)
pls go

inb4 >le angry face
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>>4604447
He wrote a twilestia cute fic and slice of life/funny with Pinkie and Twilight.
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>>4604486
Nah, having "real" friends is boring. MLPG is a better alternative.
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>>4604486
I'm seriously thinking I'm better off with no relationships than these pseudo ones I'm currently maintaining.

>>4604488
Ponies can't help me suss out personal moral and existential crises.
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>>4604481
>hating on the most canon ship

Holy shit kill yourself.
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>>4604496
This is what I tell myself, also
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>>4604154
It was a purely internal change.

Do people claim that Twilight going insane in Lesson Zero was due to demonic possession, or that Pinkie's madness in Party of One was due to fairies in her brain?
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>>4604502
Some day I'll find you and I'll put your squigglekicker gifs inside your ass.
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why is MLPG so awful during day time?
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>>4604501
>Ponies can't help me suss out personal moral and existential crises.
Break and be okay.
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>>4604502

>not posting the wedding gif

That's what removed all doubt in my mind. It's canon, deal with it faggots.
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>>4604502
I don't know what ship that is because I filtered whatever image you're posting because it must've been so incredibly shit
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>>4604502
Dude that ship is shit
The only ship that is worst is Twidash
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>>4604492
heck no
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>>4604515
What gif?
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>>4604514
I already feel like a broken human being.

I'm damaged goods.
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>>4604512
>why is MLPG so awful during day time?

I for one have spent a few hours shit posting in MLPG because it's funny.
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>>4604520
Good parenting and a solid education

you know, the things that 90% of americans don't have
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>>4604516
>filtering based squigglekicker proof
Wow, geez, get a load of this faggot.
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>>4604512
Everyone just gets angry over the smallest thing.
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>>4604520
they stole all your talent
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>>4604502
The only thing that's canon is that Applejack is a very messy pony
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>>4604512
It's never really not awful.
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>>4604528
But Rarity is straight
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>>4604524

>lel
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>>4604520
Money, education and the fact that a jew with hire a jew over a goyim 9/10 times
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>>4604528
you're as bad as the people who went on about how much interaction pinkie and rarity had with each other in putting your hoof down
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>>4604506
While it's not canon and she has left the show, Faust saying that she was possessed does give that explanation a little weight, more so than any fanon or headcanon.
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>>4604531
Well, she was drunk as fuck at that moment.
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>>4604529
That's a filthy lie. Want to step outside and settle this like men?
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>>4604253
Oh, then you should just dehydrate themselves. It's a good way to die. You pass into a semi-coma like state and don't feel any pain.
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>>4604534

i know, is just that during day time is even worse
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>>4604512
Because kids don't stay up till 5am on a weekday
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>>4604529
Because all the fetish greentexters are at work, and the only people posting are asexuals, moralfags, schoolkids and shitposters (or a combination of multiple).
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>>4604519
>meme Trixie Unicorn
>no memes
>no trixie
>no unicorns
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>>4604542
How about temptation? Someone helped push her towards the dark side, but you gotta pack the bags and make hotel reservations yourself.
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>>4604520
>>4604485
Why are we getting spammed with /tv/'s front page from like ten minutes ago?
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>>4604559
What kind of reaction is that?
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>Rarity and AJ
>Fluttershy and Dash
>Pinkie and Twilight remain single forever

My headcanon.
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>>4603523
I want to, but I'm trying to plan out something kickass to do before I off myself.
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>>4604521

All that effort to find it, only to get a duplicate. Lookie here >>4601813
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>>4604565
NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ARE YOU FUCKING IDIOT?!?! WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SHIPPING RARITY AND APPLEJACK?!? THEY DON'T FUCKING WORK, RARITY WON'T TOUCH THAT MUD PONY NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>4604554

What are you then?
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>>4604559
did you try filling in the white space in paint? :D
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can someone post "that nigga eating crackers like he owns the place"?
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>>4604571
A pony.
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>>4604556
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>>4604570
>S01E08
>not watching the show
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>>4604568
>that scrunch
Applejack you are a silly pony.
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>>4604570
>autism
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>>4604576

You wish!
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>>4604304
WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH PONIES
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>>4604579
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>>4604575
I would, but first you're going to have to answer why it's relevant.
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>>4604589
WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH PONIES
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>>4604594

WHAT'S WITH THE ALL CAPS
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Does pone have to apply eyeshadow or is it natural color?
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>>4604591
>>
PONIES PONIES PONIES SWAG

OMIGOSH OMIGOSH OMIGOSH OMIGOSH
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I hate Fluttershy so much, why isn't she dead yet?
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>>4604592
never mind, found it.
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>>4604597
Ponies' eyelids naturally generate eyelid to powder it any way they like.
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which pony would change their mind about becoming pregnant in the quickest and most dramatic fashion after you started fucking her?
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>>4604596
CANTERLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR AWESOME
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>>4604605
She's good for porn.
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>>4604389
It's just like real life!
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>>4604606
Okay, that's cool.

Fuck you sentenal.
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Remember when we were spammed by random posts from /a/? Who here couldn't tell which posts were real or not?
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And thus, MLPG dies with a broken mind. Not even he could survive 2 more months of hiatus time.

We hardly knew ya.
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I'll just close the window and do some drawing.
Yes, that would be the sensible thing to do.
Just close the window.

...5 more minutes.
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>>4604389
You are now aware that the ponies in the show are completely different than real horses

Also they're fucking intelligent. We can't base their behavior on how real horses act
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>>4604560
I'm not going to twist the story to antagonize Luna. Why not just leave it as it is, with her and NMM being different entities?
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>>4604625
It's a sad thing, even though I know I caused a lot of it.
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>>4604389
The random monster attacks probably have more to do with that. Hard to grow food with Space Bears and Hydras nearby.

>>4604625
I really wish I could come up with more world building conversation, but I don't have any new fresh ideas.
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>>4604611
Remember when we came to the conclusion that RD would get pregnant deliberately only to abort them for going faster? And that wonderbolts' suits serve the purpose of not letting the aborted fetus fly out of the mare during the show?
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>>4604637
>>
Why is some fag spamming /tv/ shit and why are you not reporting him?
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>>4604638
no i don't stop reminding me
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>>4604638
but wouldn't squeezing the fetus out give you an extra boost of speed according to newton's law?
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>>4604638

No, but that was pretty damn stupid regardless
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>>4604633

Humans are intelligent too. Doesn't mean we don't act according to our nature sometimes.
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>>4604440
>Flarity
>Not Fleur de Pants
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>>4604640
>>4604616
>>4604520

>used to think the Greedy Jew and Jews run Hollywood were just baseless, racist jokes
>mfw when it's really true
Well, this thread's been an eye-opener.
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>>4604644

Because I can't afford the $20 to get rid of CAPTCHA and am too lazy to report with it.
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>>4604647
So this is the way MLPG dies.
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>>4604644

Because I don't give a fuck, nigga
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>>4604634
Didn't the Halloween episode nix that? She was probably going through some hard times mentally, so even if you asked her, all you would get is "Scene Mising"
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>>4604646
No, being pregnant makes the body operate better or some shit.
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>>4604654
>he will never show up again
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>>4604649
But you couldn't base the behavior of an entire town on how a bunch of monkeys act
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>>4604666

Not before the wedding, no, probably not.
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>>4604657

>He doesn't know Rarity is Jewish
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why is ponies x humans so infinitely hot
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>>4604677
>not Twilight
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>>4604678
self-insertion fantasies, duh
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>>4604679
>not Rarity

Diamonds, man, diamonds.
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>>4604680
I wish self-insertion was a fetish.
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>>4604677
But she gives things away for free
Isn't that like the antithesis of a jew?
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>>4604542
>Faust saying she was possessed.
You mean this? She said she was buried inside NMM by jealousy, but that doesn't say anything about outside interference.
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>>4604687
She used her control of the media to trick filthy goy spike into giving her the gem even though she would never touch him.
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she barely made it
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>>4604687
When did Rarity ever give anything away for free?
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>>4604691
>hurr what are different cultures
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>>4604691
Oh man, that tray on the other side of the table looks good
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>>4604680
>self-insertion fantasies, duh

i guess

i think it has more to do with the taboo for me, though
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>>4604655

2kawaii4me
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>>4604700
>>4604703
>responding

It's that faggot spamming /tv/ shit, filter/report/ignore him.
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>>4604704
What taboo? Fucking horses?
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how do I make music
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>>4604697

What is that? Another Kick-scammer?
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>>4604698

All the dresses she gave her friends come to mind.
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>>4604698
The gala dresses?
Her tail to Steven
Hell the first time she met Twilight she fixed her up just because she was messy
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>>4604710
duh
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>>4604698
To her friend, load of dresses. Remember the Gala? Or after when Spike was a giant and in the end the 6manes get hoodies?
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>>4604713

>doesn't recognize Hey Ocean!

What are you even doing here.
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>>4604684
It's not a fetish because it's standard. Almost everyone self-inserts him/herself into one of the characters in porn, don't they?
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>>4604714
But those weren't free
do you even watch the show?
>"Make sure that it stays within our budget"
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>>4604714
>"make sure that it stays within our budget"
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>>4604714
>>4604717
Also didn't she give her friends those cloaks at the end of SoME
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>>4604709

>filter an anon posting random pics

Yeah, I'll get right on that.
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>>4604718
What about fillies
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>>4604724
>>4604726

What about the cloaks then.
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>>4604724
It just means that she had limited money to make those dresses.
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>>4604720
A shitty band is not mlp related.
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>>4604720
Why should I care about some canadian band? The only canadian band I'll ever need is A Silver Mt. Zion.
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>>4604720

It ain't ponies. Why should I know what that is?
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>>4604730
>not noticing the similarity between his posts
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>>4604691
Agribusiness

The various government institutions that dictate school lunches are in the palm of the pork and chicken and potato and corn industries.

That's why cheap ass frozen french fries are considered the vegetable portion, and reconstituted chicken "nuggets" are the main dish and lemon-flavored aide is a fruit juice.
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>>4604724
>>4604726
That's just part of the song man
At the start she offers to make them dresses, "No problem at all".

Hell Twilight and AJ didn't even want them. I doubt she would force them pay
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>>4604722
Not that kind of self-insertion.
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>>4604623
I remember when /a/ was spammed with random posts from /a/. I could tell which posts were new and which were spam due to spending 18+ hours per day on /a/, but plenty of other people seemed to fall for it.

I also remember when a thread on /tg/ was spammed by someone who posted all of the posts in the thread that was being spammed, in order. It became a really bizarre endless loop.
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>>4604711
First you must stick your penis in a pony

This is why today's music is so shit, few people dare to put their penis into a pony

This is also the reason why women are shit at making music, the lack of a penis prevents them from penetrating a pony. Bach, Beethoven, Vivaldi were all horsefuckers
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>>4604731
yes yes and yes
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>>4604743
>>4604735
Really, guys?
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>>4604655
I want to fuck the one on the right but cuddle and relax with the one on the left.
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>>4604741

I think they're copy pasted from random boards/threads. How is that "similar" ?
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>>4604743
>That's just part of the song man

So?
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>>4604746
>It became a really bizarre endless loop.
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>>4604740
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>>4604751
What did you expect from Rarityfags?
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>>4604751
Rarifags will make the most nonsensical leaps and bounds to make their waifu look good
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>>4604764
>not renaming it "ra.jpg"
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>>4604749
unf
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>>4604767
HAHAHA
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>>4604767
hahahaha
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>>4604677
Rarity's parents like sports, silly.

Rarity's mother looks a bit like a stereotypical Jewish mother though, I'll give you that.
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>>4604766
She couldn't just make those dresses appear out of thin air.
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>>4604764

I'm still waiting for your explanation on the cloaks.
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>>4604767
>>4604769
>>4604771
I'm missing something here...
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>>4604782
Sentenal hateanon and his "sa.jpg"
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>>4604759
It contradicts the first part of the episode when she offers to make them new dresses even though none of them needed them.

For fuck sake AJ is constantly on the verge of bankruptcy. The main reason she goes to the gala is to make some money to buy even basic things.
Do you think she would buy a dress when she can't even afford a fucking plow?
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>>4604775
What you're saying makes no goddamn sense, if THE OTHER FIVE PONIES are saying "please, Rarity, stay within our budget" it's because they can't afford something really expensive.
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>>4604764
Autistic as it sounds, that pic is right on everything it says
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>>4604764
>>4604766
Suggesting that Rarity wouldn't insist upon making a dress for someone and then make them pay for said dress is not a nonsensical leap.

I'm not even a Rarityfag.
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http://www.nytimes.com/2012/09/21/us/politics/romney-faces-an-uphill-fight-to-win-at-polls.html?page
wanted=2&_r=3

>As Mr. Romney headed to an evening fund-raiser in West Palm Beach, Fla., a reporter asked if he would be campaigning more extensively.

>“Ha, ha. We’re in the stretch, aren’t we?” Mr. Romney said before promptly changing the subject and pointing to the sky. “Look at those clouds. It’s beautiful. Look at those things.”
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>>4604789
She has to convince her friends to make dresses for them

>Not another word! I won't take no for an answer.

How the fuck would she charge them.
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>>4604787
Dude, have you seen how Rarity reacted after seeing Twilight's old dress and thinking of Applejack "old work duds"? She wanted to make the dresses so she doesn't feel embarrased of her friends.
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>>4604768
indeed
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>>4604790
It's really not, though. She's consistently selfish, and it takes her friends interventions to stop her or set her straight. And she often, as in, almost constantly, uses her looks to get her way. She puts herself and her dresses ahead of everything else and will lie and cheat to make herself look better, even at the expense of her best friends.
If it weren't for the other 5, she's one bad day away from becoming the antagonist
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>>4604807
Song mentions 'our budget', though.
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>>4604811
>Well, in that case... Thank you for your generosity

Why would she thank Rarity if she was charging her
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>>4604791

I've been reading this debate.

And I have to say

We seriously debate this kind of shit? Really? This is so fucking trivial. Who cares? The show is okay, I watch it. But we just sit in these threads arguing over stupid shit, or forcing our perversions and lonliness onto the show. What the hell are we doing?
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>>4604786
It's funny because "sa" was just me hitting the keyboard randomly because I already had an "untitled" file.
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Are we like the Free Masons of MLP phenomena?
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>>4604815
I like you anon.
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>>4604822
>What the hell are we doing?

What we've been doing since MLPG began?
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>>4604654
The worst thing about season 3 is that it'll probably confirm her name as Fluer de Lis as a nod to the fans.
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>implying that Nightmare Moon wasn't created by Celestia in order to justify her power
Stay bllind, sheep.
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>>4604833

I just had one of those "what am I doing!?" moments.
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>>4604837
u mad
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>>4604815
T-there's no hole to stick anything into!

What kind of a joke is this!?
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>>4604821
When I go to the store and buy something I say "thank you" after paying, it's just good manners.
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>>4604815
Just go fuck yourself.
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>>4604843
You can leave if you dont like it.
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So wait can we agree there's a huge plot hole here?
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>>4604844
Perpetually.
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>>4604837
I honestly wouldn't care. Derpy was a name that came purely from the fanbase, but Fleur de Lis, Lyra, Bon Bon come straight from their cutie marks.
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>>4604856
>huge plot hole
unf
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>>4604847
She thanks her for her generosity.
Why would she do that if Rarity charged her for the dresses?

Rarity forces them to accept the dresses. It would make no sense for her to take money from her friends
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>>4604861
>>4604856
You guys are not cool. There's nothing better than a tight juicy plot hole that's ready to get stretched out by the climax.
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>>4604837
It's 3 fucking Fleurs de lis, it's not such a fucking stretch to call her Fleur De Lis.
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>>4604849
>Sweetie Belle selfcest
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>>4604804

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4AqWqC6poM
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>>4604849
Now There's some self-insert fetishism.
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>>4604866
And then again, why the main 6 ask her to stay within their budget? They are not paying for them.
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>>4604804
You know, I do not really like to associate Filthy with that man just like I would not associate this cute pony with Palin.
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>>4604867
Like fillies!
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>>4604861
>>4604867
>plot hole
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Which pony doesn't know how to say no?
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>>4604856
Why didn't Hermione just use the time turner to stop Voldemort from being born?
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>>4604884
Twilight or Fluttershy
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>>4604856
It's about as big of a plot hole as "Winter Wrap up has been done this way for hundreds of years" + Granny Smith has been around since the start of Ponyville.

Either pick one side and stick to it or recognize that the writers don't really care.
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>>4604884
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>>4604891
She is really old.
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>>4604878
I don't know.
To rhyme?

I mean fuck. Both statements contradict themselves and we don't have any other proof.
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>>4604889
Twilight says no all the time
Fluttershy could easily be coerced into a lot of things, because she doesn't want to upset you by saying no, but even she has her boundaries (like going out on halloween
)
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>>4604884
Do you even watch the show? Fluttershy.
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>>4604879
in my headcanon filthy rich is a compassionate business owner who genuinely cares about his workers and is trying to carefully groom his daughter to take over the company but isn't having much success
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>>4604892
Fucking lol.
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I can't cum MLPG, what the fuck? I just want to finish so I can do something else. What's going on.
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>>4604891
Or you know ponies have very long lifespans.
They are a magic race. All pony types have magic in them.
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>>4604901
oh sorry I thought we were talking about rarity's generous plan
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>>4604903

>being that delusional
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>>4604900
Well, I'll stay with the song one in my headcanon...it's been nice to discuss some show shit.
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>>4604884
Pinkie.
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>>4604891
I'm always reminded of de Lacie talking about his role as Discord: bronies acting like it was some big thing, while he didn't care and could barely remember even doing it.
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>>4604910
you shut up
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>>4604906
What are you masturbating to?
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>>4604911
I guess we really can't disprove any of the statements unless we ask someone working on the show.

And I agree it was a nice debate. To bad we couldn't resolve it.
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>>4604901
>Fluttershy gets raped by an Elk
>crys in the shower afterwards
>tells Angel
>he hits her, calls her a slut, and walks out
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>>4604920

I tried everything I had. Nothing's doing it and I think I'm about to rip the skin.
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>>4604910
Can you imagine how distraught he would be when he thought he was doing an good job of being a salesman and a father, then he found out his daughter was a bitch?
He knows he doesn't spend as much time with her as he'd like to, but he didn't know she was this bad. She always acts like such a good filly when she's around him.
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>>4604917

For him it was just VA Role #235
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>>4604891
Either Granny Smith is delusional, or she is hundreds of years old.
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>>4604922
Season 3 is gonna be controversial for sure.
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>>4604928
>rip the skin
love_is_over.jpg
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>>4604926

>end credits
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>>4604922
I don't know who any of those people are.
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>>4604931
Really it's nothing for him.
He's more famous for Q and really all he probably remember from that role is be a smug bastard
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>>4604939

Are you the same guy who gets his news from MLPG?
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>>4604926
>>he hits her
>implying
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>>4604922
I want /pol/ and /int/ to leave.
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>>4604942

Has he actually seen the episode yet? I wonder.
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>>4604943
Not that guy but I also don't recognize any of those guys.
Maybe because I'm not murrikan
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>>4604901
There was a consensus that Fluttershy didn't go out on Halloween/Nightmare Night due to a prank gone horribly wrong
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>>4604943
I don't even pay attention to the news here.
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>>4604939
>I don't know who any of those people are.
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>>4604826
haha, nice try sentenal.

It means Sentenal Autism.

sa

Or for you to better understand, Sentenal's Autistic"

You fucking retard
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>>4604946
So does Angel have possession over all of Fluttershy's holes?
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>>4604950
I would molest her throat.
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>>4604950
Nope
She's failing the class. if she wants to change that she better starts learning.
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>>4604697
>a kickstarter for flying fixed gear bikes and balloons and hipsters and shit

what the fuck is going on here?
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>>4604950
Maybe if she wasn't drawn by such a talentless hack
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>>4604939

American spree shooters.
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>>4604960
Gets me every time
>inb4 shitton of replies
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>>4604947

/int/ is pretty chill.
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>>4604946
unf
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>>4604946
>calls her a slut dismissively
>she's sucking him off 5 minutes later

i'm having a hard time figuring out how this would happen but for some reason I like it
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>>4604957
Could you please enlighten me? I can't exactly google search the picture without any names to go off of.
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>>4604960

Holy shit that's acoustic.
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>>4604965

>fixed gear bikes

I'm seeing brakes and gears though.
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>>4604968
>>4604960
no one cares

fuck off
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>>4604960
I find it sad that you're turning on me, the original hate anon.

I don't want you to be the first sentenal hate anon hate anon
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>>4604917
That's the thing. Some voice actors do hundreds to thousands of jobs. Writers will probably care more as they need to spend more time per episode, and they get around fewer shows. Either way, everyone who's working on the show has a deadline to satisfy and a may or may not care enough to talk to people working on other episodes.
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>>4604697
One of my friends looks exactly as the last guy in that pictures
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>>4604973
I think Angel gets sexually frustrated from being around Fluttershy so much, he wants to fuck the female rabbits but can't.
So Fluttershy has to handle his little red intrusions herself to clam him down.
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>>4604987
>the first
>implying
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>>4604966
The interesting thing about SmittyG is how much a shameless attention whore he is. He will literally jump on anyone's dick as long as they're popular enough. He's the most skinless limp dick shallow fuck I've ever had the misfortune of ever seeing.
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>>4604987
>implying you're not sentenal

Jesus fuck you're so obvious
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>>4604976

First two:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Columbine_High_School_massacre

Third:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2011_Tucson_shooting

Fourth:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2012_Aurora_shooting

You owe me a handjob anon
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>>4604964
did RD ever finish school or is she a drop out with the sole dream of trying out and being a wonder bolt?
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>>4604993
see i was more into the fact that for some reason getting called a slut and treated like dirt really turns fluttershy on and just wants to make her act like even more of a slut

so do something like that
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>>4605006
The bullies did ask if she dropped out of any new flight schools recently so it makes you think...
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>>4604973
After he guilt trips her and makes her emotionally vulnerable, he then volunteers to do Fluttershy the favor of helping clean the badness from her
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>>4605006

She's a canon drop out. The specifics haven not been explained in the show. The guys harassing her say she was kicked out, but she says she didn't.

I hope Larson revisits that situation.
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>>4605003
Ah, thank you. I know of these events, I just don't ever remember looking at the faces of the shooters, or if I did I didn't commit them to memory.
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>>4604950
>she agrees to suck you off in return for a C
>she's crying the whole way through
>before you cum you pull her off your dick and pin her to the ground
>She starts screaming so you shove her discarded panties in her mouth
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>>4605017
>she got kicked out after covering for a mistake Derpy made
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>>4604983
hipster
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>>4605014
Then again, she does have a government job. If Hurricane Fluttershy is any indication, she's in charge of all Pegasi activity in Ponyville
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>>4605025

Fuck YOU.

I want something cooler.
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>>4605028
Ponyville is a pretty small town tough.

Maybe the flight camp make her eligible for some jobs in smaller areas
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>>4605021
>You try to stick your dick in her vagina
>You can't penetrate, instead, you just bump into skin
>Upon further inspection, you learn she doesn't actually have a vagina
>It's just a red like ontop of her skin
>SmittyG is a shitty artist
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>>4605011
So basically, she likes her abusive relationship with Angel, because he dominates her?
Is there any clopfics like this?
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>>4605030
Too bad. Everyone likes Derpy.
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>>4605038
You really didn't need to do that.
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>>4605028

>Ask the writers if RD is in charge of the Pegasi in Ponyville
>They give you a blank look
>You cite "Hurricane Fluttershy" as evidence
>One of the stammers... "Uh... I guess. Yeah. Sure"
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>>4605028
You really have to considerable when Celestia told Twilight to ask Rainbow Dash and not some other ponies to clear the sky in the first episode.
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>>4605037
maybe it's because she's the fastest flier in equestria

any sane employer won't give a fuck about your paper qualifications if you have the skill to outperform everybody else regardless
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>>4605048
SmittyG really doesn't need to be so fucking bad, either
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>>4605047
I like Derpy sexually.
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>>4605052
Didn't Lauren said that Celestia planed everything?

She probably would know that RD made the Sonic Rainboom
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>>4605063
But she's my waifu...
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>>4605030
She got kicked out because her Sonic Rainboom caused untold environmental damage.
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>>4605058
You're right, but don't let the fact that he's a terrible artist ruin other people's fun.
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>>4605050
>actually asking the writers deeper questions about the show
>actually caring about details
I just come up with stuff, throw it out to others, and see what sticks
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>>4605055
>governments
>sane employers
nigga, you're talking to a guy who works for the state of california.
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>>4605050
>Ask the writers if RD is in charge of the Pegasi in Ponyville
But she is watch the first episode.
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>>4605038
Heh.
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>>4605063
Dammit did someone cap that thing from last night?
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>>4605072
But Dash clearly works in a community based job, not a government department sitting in a cubicle 9 hours a day
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>>4605068
Then they shouldn't ruin my eyeballs by posting his shitty drawings
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>tfw still no new rita chapter
pacceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>4604909
Okay so I looked up Rarity's Generous Plan since someone mentioned it a few threads ago and I don't even know where to start.

What was Rarity's plan to begin with? The entire plot of the story basically is that Rarity wants to get her friends laid and to enjoy sex like her, so she comes up with a plan to get the ponies that she considers her family (one of which saved her life) raped. Because that way they'll enjoy... wait, that's fucking stupid. She didn't even know what the fuck her plan was suppose to be about at the end.

Okay, chapter one: Fluttershy.
Since this was written after the first season is done, there has been scenes that Fluttershy (while being shy) when provoked and in direct danger will do something about it (whether it's the Starer, avoiding it all together, or forcefully getting out of the way), she *will* do something about it. She faces manticores and shit like it's nothing. And she knows Big Mac. Why would she just sit there, anyway? She can fly, and Big Mac is drugged out of his mind and can't move fast, and all she has to do is float out of his reach. Again, she's faced things way scarier than Big Mac, and that dragon scene, she kinda handed that dragons ass at the end, remember? Because, you know, Fluttershy never one ever showed any kind of assertiveness ever and is *always* a door mat. And you would think that when the act was over, and Big Mac was over the drug, they would piece together that her was, in fact, drugged. The fanfic even goes out of it's way to tell us that Big Mac's breath smells like the brand of tea Rarity drinks. It wouldn't be enough to point out Rarity, but it would leave her under suspicion, especially considering how weird she was acting.
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>>4605088
pacce doesn't even post here any more, go shitpost in madmax's fimchan thread
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>house phone rings
>hide in the bathroom until it stops
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>>4605089
>mlpg in charge of the plot
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>>4605084
They aren't. That's impossible. You're getting rather upset at things you can't change. You're not even directing your anger at the right source.
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>>4605083
Do ponies even have cubicles, or paperwork jobs?

The most paperwork that's been shown is Twilight writing letters, and maybe Spike going back to Canterlot for official business.
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>>4605050
>"Errrm, em, um. In Sonic Rainboom it's said that Rainbow Dash dropped out of flight school, but in Hurricane Fluttershy she's in charge of all of the pegasi in Ponyville. Could you explain this, um, please?"
>"A wizard did it."
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>>4605088
only furries like griffins
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>>4605089
Chapter 2, Applejack:
This, if this fic had any sense, is where it would of ended. Let's assume that these are, in fact, the Royal Guard. Now, why would they do such a thing to somepony who saved the world, and is best friends with the princesses protege, and why would they even have the capacity for that? Wouldn't there be a psychiatric evaluation test for Royal Guards? What could Rarity offer them that would make them do that, and how would they think they would get away with it in the slightest? Applejack would tell Twilight, Twilight would tell Celestia, the princess would mind melded them until she found the culprits, and found out it was Rarity, and do something about it.
Now, let's pretend that they were *not* the real Royal guards. How would Rarity make armor? Isn't that grueling and sweaty work? Would she had somepony else do it instead? Because this fic gives the impression that Rarity went insane (how?), but that seems like she's evil, not crazy. That takes planing.
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>>4605073
Even so she's also the capitan of the pegasuses in Winter Wrap Up
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>>4605089
2deep4u
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>>4605098
Pacce posts in the Fallout Equestria Generals, though.
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>>4605098
oh, didnt know
>>4605110
really? tell me more.
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>>4605114
Now, Applejack is considered the top athlete, right? Now, if it were the Royal Guard, I can see them being able to hold her down, but she still would have her two other legs. Not only that, but her tail acts like a fifth limb. She should try to choke one of them (or at lest pull him back a bit) buked them off, moved, something. But, if they weren't the Royal Guard, just some random ponies, she could of easily knocked them off (she *did* carry a diamond dog like it was nothing, and can kick *really* hard. She's almost a match for Big Mac). And I guess you can see that they would of tried to knock her out (well, two of them, since that third guy was a bit of a wuss) but, even Rarity was having doubts about her plan and was about to step in when Big Mac came in (which is a good indicator that *maybe* this is a stupid plan. How would getting Applejack rape help her?) And why wouldn't she call for help? ( i know because of that one SHIT UP!) That was one episode that she was stubborn, and learned the lesson in getting help when she needed it. And even if this takes place before that episode (it doesn't) I think that getting raped would be the one time you would call for help. I hate it when people take just *one* thing from an episode, and use it as a consistent trait for their stupid story (especially since the show itself doesn't do that). Again, stupid for plots sake. Oh, and that incest joke at the ens. Stay classy, Tozac!
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>>4605125
this board has FO:E generals?
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>>4605126
I'd love to see Pinkie like this but in pony form.

Yes, with a swimsuit.
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>>4605110
Bullshit, I love griffons and I'm __ a furry.
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>>4605089
>The entire plot of the story basically is that Rarity wants to get her friends laid and to enjoy sex like her, so she comes up with a plan to get the ponies that she considers her family (one of which saved her life) raped. Because that way they'll enjoy... wait, that's fucking stupid.

She figures that only if they have sex will they "grow up" and stop acting like little kids and start acting more like adults like her. But since they won't have sex she needs to get them raped.+
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>>4605077
I just saved the cap

edit: duplicate
>>4600332
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>>4605109

Volunteer job. Not a paying job. She took it upon herself to organize the pegasi because she wanted to win and beat the old records. It's not as if anyone's lives are in danger. If they fail, they can get water elsewhere or get the pegasi from Cloudsdale to do it.
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>>4605126
>that Pinkie

MAH DICK
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>>4604955
No, the prank happens AFTER Fluttershy decides not to go out on Nightmare Night.

The other mains sneak into her house in costume to give her a light-hearted scare, but find her tipsy from a night of drinking and dressed in lingerie for some reason.

It gets even more awkward from there
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>>4605131
Yes.
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>>4605089
>The entire plot of the story basically is that Rarity wants to get her friends laid and to enjoy sex like her, so she comes up with a plan to get the ponies that she considers her family (one of which saved her life) raped. Because that way they'll enjoy... wait, that's fucking stupid.


It started as a joke

The main thing ended with the manecast raped on a scene in the rithme of Beethoven's Ninth Symphony while Rarity was a Bond Villain looking at them while petting Opal. It was just a silly thing that Topaz wanted to write about it.


But Deafdefiler kept telling him to make it serious and dark because he didn't like the classic in the end the girls love the rape
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>>4605107
I'm not even upset, though. I'm just saying how shitty his shitty drawings are. And saying anything to Smitty wouldn't change anything anyway, he'd either ignore it or respond to it on tumblr and his sheep would agree with him.
But you know what I do? Since I don't want to see it, I don't go looking for it. I filter him on e621 and depribooru, and I don't follow him on tumblr.
But when an anon comes along and posts uncensored pornography on a board which prohibits it in the first place, and doesn't even have the decency to spoiler it, I can't really avoid that, now can I?
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>>4605142
>It's not as if anyone's lives are in danger
But Twilight said that if they kept trying and failing then the pegasi could really hurt themselves.
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>>4605136
Tozac is writing for bioware right now.
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>>4605131
All the time.

There's this one right here
>>4587007
Pacce posted twice yesterday.
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>>4605050
>>4605109
>Why is it that in season 1, episode 1 Big Mac's cutie mark mark is surrounded by sparkles while in season 1, episode 4 his cutie mark does not have aforementioned sparkles?
>Wizard.
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>>4605150
But who's the rapist?
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>>4605158
ugh
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>>4605132
Apple drew that
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>>4605129
Part 3, Pinkie Pie:
You made mention that these ponies are not strong, and Pinkie couldn't break free. And I say "what show have you been watching?" And Pinkie has her Pinkie sense. And I think her being raped would count as a "doozie" or something, right? And from what was happening in Pokey's head, he *is* a gentlecolt, or at the very least, NOT a rapist. But I think when you hear your partner crying, telling you to stop, that it hurts, and ow over and over again, I think something would be up. And he thinks that Pinkie likes him, and she wasn't even wet. What kind of idiot just starts humping away?
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>>4605150
i know rite
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>>4605155
But if there are people who like his work, why should he change?
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>>4605043
Twilight.
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Does anyone have that picture of FluttershyxShark?
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>>4605165
Not really.
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>>4605165
That's not how Apple draws
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>>4605166
>>4605129

Did you even read the fic? Rarity fucking drugs them with some crazy sex drug.
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Half the writers have twitters. Why aren't we asking MA Larson this shit?
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>>4605150
deaf can't get off if the girl likes it, you know that
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Cadance would make a very effective ambassador to the human realm.

Sex.
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>>4605161
>The main thing ended with the manecast raped on a scene in the rithme of Beethoven's Ninth Symphony while Rarity was a Bond Villain looking at them while petting Opal

How...HOw do you even come up with something like that?
I mean seriously.


I would have read it. That sounds hilarious like fuck.
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>>4605170
He doesn't have to change if he doesn't want to, I don't give a fuck. No skin off my nose. He can continue to draw shitty, lazy red-slits til the end of time. And yeah, some people will like it. They're probably also the people who like MSpaint edited ponies made in that oc-pony creator. Because they have no taste
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>>4605150
>But Deafdefiler kept telling him to make it serious and dark because he didn't like the classic in the end the girls love the rape

Wasn't me, I kept asking for updates but it was anons who twisted it like that. And Tozac never intended to write it as a big silly thing, that was the idea somebody came up with that Tozac twisted into a more serious story.
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>>4605126
Recently I've gained a new headcanon because of this image that Pinkie's hair flattens not only when she's depressed, but also when she's horny.
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>>4605184
Because we're not brony enough.
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>>4605166
The drug would be why, but Big Mac held out long enough to say some words, so did everyone else that's had the drug. And Pinkie was seen in a mirror instead of Twilight's reflection. And she pulls shit from out of nowhere. Twilight is considered the weakest physically, but I remember her surviving getting hit by a ton of shit and only had bruises, and she was carrying "Tom", and Pinkies an earth pony. They're way stronger than unicorns *and* pegasi. And Pinkie runs as fast as Rainbow can fly, and ponies have been seen breaking through walls like it was nothing. Do you know how strong you would have to be to knock apples from a tree? Real life horses can't even do that. Now, Pinkie might not be that strong, but it stands to reason that's she's capable of just tearing off some rags she somehow ties herself up in.
More evidence that Tozac doesn't watch the show: Even as bad as things get, Pinkie never goes Pinkamena during this chapter. It's the most traumatizing event of her life, most likely, and she just ignores it and stays poofy? Come on.
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>>4605185
Girl enjoying being raped is a turn-off, but a girl enjoying sex in general is quite the opposite.
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>>4605150
>The main thing ended with the manecast raped on a scene in the rithme of Beethoven's Ninth Symphony

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-mvutiDRvQ

My sides
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>>4605174
Oh, ya, I guess she was anthro in that, too
For some reason I thought she was just on her hind legs, but I went back and looked at it
my bad,
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>>4605200
>Implying there is a difference between a girl enjoying being raped and a girl having sex
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>>4605184
Because nobody in their right mind would embarass themselves by bothering the writers with questions like these.

I mean, are you REALLY going to wake up in a cold sweat each night because you can't figure out if Dash dropped out of flight school or not?
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>>4605159
>In Baby Cakes, Pound Cake can fly at a month old and Pumpkin Cake can phase through objects, teleport and fly at the same age, showing that flight and magic is instinctive and developed at an early age. Why can't Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo use magic or fly?
>A wizard did it.
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>>4605191
He was having second doubts. He didn't know if he wanted to make it serious or just end it with "and in the end they liked it"

And you kept saying to go the serious way
He was anon back then

I was in the damned thread
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>>4605192
keep it that way. My wife Pinkie has radical 80's hair during sex.
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>>4605186
I'd rather fuck Luna, though.
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>>4605199
Part 4, Twilight:
The second Rarity mention the drug, all the things should of clicked in Big Mac's and Fluttershy's heads, since they would of been talking about what the hell happened between them and Applejack, and should of actually been at Twilight's a lot faster.
It's been shone that in the show, when Twilight is in a panic, her power surges (like the time she teleported by accident), not diminishes. Caramel would of been on the ground twitching from the pain from Twilight's magic, even if it was an accident. And if Caramel was so prepared, why didn't he bring a condom, or the mourning after pill? Why would Twilight even allow this guy to get near her in the first place (IT WAS THE POT CONVENIENT DRUG DERURHUR!)? And why was Caramel such a jerk about the whole thing? "Make sure you take the pill because I want to cum inside of you" Who the fuck says that?
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>>4605215
>doubts
Thoughts meant to write thought
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>>4605189
>hilarious
That's why.
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>>4605210
This isn't Japan, Anon.
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>>4605220
Part 5, Rainbow Dash:
Actually, an earlier poster in the thread I read it from (named Satch) pretty much covered that point and why it makes no fucking sense. In fact, from the little discussion Satch and Tozac had, that when Satch was describing anatomy, Tozac said that he wasn't interested in learning about equine anatomy, but it turns out that Satch was talking about human female anatomy! Do you know what that means? It means that Tozac has no idea what the fuck he's writing bout! He doesn't know a thing about how the vagina actually works (he doesn't even know what a vulva is!), and it seems like all the knowledge of sex he has is from porn and/or hentai. I'm surprised that he knows women can orgasm.

And that brings me to the actual clop. It's boring. It's all 'inset penis, talk about what we are thinking, mare cums, the end.' And that's it. How to do you clop to *that*? He barely describes what's happening (especially the Dash scene, which he tried to explain, which tells me that he takes this shit seriously, which is not the right mind set for writing MLP porn) and it's all the same. This is more of a horror story than anything else. All of this would be tolerable if the writer wasn't entirely serious about this, like he knows what the fuck hes talking about (Satch did a good job of bringing his ineptitude up without directly insulting him). The right mindset is like RaginSemi (which is only a notch above Tozac, but he is getting better) which takes request and does his best, and Hotsauce (which I find to write kinda creepy stuff sometimes, but at least he knows what a narrative is) which just writes stuff for fun and for the fun of others and is a nice guy and doesn't take this seriously. Tozac, on the other hand, seems like he wanted to be the 'Cupcakes' of clop in the worst way. All of his other ideas were terrible, too.
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>>4605214
I'd like to think it was Earth Pony genes.
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>>4605184
Because they would answer with something along the lines of "it was a mistake."

People have been asking these questions. People often do reply, but it's never satisfying.
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>>4605216
>Not having a headcannon where when Zecora is about to perform a mating ritual, she does her hair up in an afro.

She also likes to do it in the circus
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>>4605235
>clop

Are you fucking kidding me?
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>>4605240
Mr.Cakes has innate pegasi and unicorn semen?
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>>4605240
>>4605214
Sweetie Belle and Scootaloos complete lack of ability is a product of miscegenation.
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>>4605228
i know but how do you get from Rarity plans to rape her friends to that thing?
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>>4605220
Stop taking SEX FANFICTION so seriously you spineless twat.

it doesn't make sense because its fucking fanfiction design for the sole purpose of getting people off. Its not deep or intricate or grounded in reality because its fake.
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>>4605192
I need someone to write this.
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>>4605246
He has pegasus blood and Mrs Cake has unicorn blood.
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>>4605251
You don't. It went the other way. >>4605169
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>>4605254
Is that Applejack or Dash?
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quints
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>>4605265
>freckles
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>>4605250
But Twilight also couldn't magic
It seems to be a normal thing with Unicorns.

Scootaloo being unable to fly is because she just sucks.

I mean look at the second part of the pilot at the end.

Those midget pegasuses that gave flowers to Luna could fly.
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>>4605265
Dashie
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>>4605240
Pound and Pumpkin are the pegasus and unicorn messiahs.
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If you had to rape the mane6 to classical music, which one would you do and to which music?

I would rape Rainbow Dash to Thaikovsky's 1812 Overture.
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>>4605280
It's Applejack >>4605277
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>>4605254
B-but I can't enjoy my written porn unless I'm given detailed, novel-grade plot structure, dialogue, and internal logic

Followed by a follow-up essay explaining the research that happened before the actual writing of the story.
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>>4605254
Yeah yeah, I knew this was coming, "but this is just a clop, why do you care?" And you're right. It *is* just a clop, and even the best clop can't compete with the worst normal fanfiction, because when it comes to clop, no one has standards, all the characters are stupid for the plot's sake, major OOC, and stupid people who want to defend their smut god's honor just because they got off. Maybe it's because I don't clop while reading (sometimes not even after) that I actually read the plot to see how it holds, and it's mostly always terrible. When you hold up a clop that's "porn with story," I'll read it like a story and it's *always* terrible. Like this one.

Since, you know, it's clop, therefor you can't say anything bad about it, it's just not your thing. I guess it's not my thing to read boring, repetitive, stupidly motivated antagonist, predictable shit. But that's just me.

And since when does a creature with wings get so scared they *don't* fly? Wouldn't it be logical that they're defense mechanism *is* flight? How the fuck could a pegasus just... clamp up?
And scared of Big Mac? He's just acting weird, she faced a manticore, dragon, and that snake chicken thing (to name a few). And as soon as Big Mac's intentions were clear, she would of reacted. All she has to do is fly to the roof. What's he gonna do, jump at her?
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Is Sussudio a choice to rape Pinkie Pie with?

I'd have to marry her afterwards or I couldn't live with myself.
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>>4605284
Twilight
In the Court of the Crimson King
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>>4605284

>making light of rape

You sicken me.
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>>4605293

Stop calling it "clop" you fucking brony.
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>>4605254
>Rarity will never "educate" Applejack into acting like a proper lady
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>>4605295
>classical
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>>4605284
I'd go with the Ninth Symphony
And have a huge European Uninon flag as a background just to spite americans because the yuropoors are fucking their waifus
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>>4605293
How, and why.And being that irrational with no reason *is* stupid. Rarity's a dress maker, not the freaking joker.

But why *wouldn't* AJ call for help to begin with? Just how much pride do you think she has? Yes, she can be stubborn, confrontational, and prideful, but that's no *all* she is. If you're being raped, I don't care who you are, you're gonna cry for help. Again, just taking one or two traits, and then *only* using those few trait to make the plot move forward is *terrible* writing.

Fluttershy was not the least bit scared confronting Discord, when Rainbow Dash was trying to get Fluttershy to watch the dragon migration, she pushed Rainbow down (a pony that flew so hard into a barn that it *exploded*, and she wasn't even fazed) and ran out the window because she was scared. And Flutters was proving how physically strong she was in that Iron Will episode during that cart incident, when pushed, she can catch up with Rainbow, Twilight can go back in time, etc.

Have I made my point yet?
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>>4605301
>>4605254
r u guys srs?
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Go to bed
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>>4605294

It's a kind rape. More like surprise sex than actual rape.

>>4605295

>Classical music

Good song though.
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>>4605306
In the sack?
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>>4605294
She'd hate you, maybe even try to kill you in your sleep once in awhile
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>>4605309
40 years is pretty old
What's the time limit on "classical"?
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>>4605265
Its AJ. Dash's color separation/hair detail is wider apart.
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>>4605284
>Not raping Twilight Sparkle to the haunting melody of Sir Edward Elgar's "Pomp and Circumstance"
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>>4605306
>tfw petrov died shortly after beginning to write the dash/rarity bodyswap/mind control fic
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>>4605317
na you're right. Brohoof.
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>>4605325

>Oh yeah. The Macho Man Randy Savage is gonna rape that Twilight. Oh yeah.
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>>4605323
It's not a time thing.

Sumer is Icumen In is not classical, and 1000 airplanes on the rooftop is.
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>>4605316
RagingSemi is an even more popular fic writer and his shit doesn't get this clinical dissection. Why the standards?
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>>4605323
...Classical refers to a genre not age.

it doesn't matter how old a song is

In 500 years people won't say that Skrillex is a classical composer
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>>4605293
>clop
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>>4605301
I do find it funny how people use alternate words like that, as if calling it clop somehow makes it less weird.
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>>4605319
Would Fluttershy force someone to sleep with a siren-like lullaby?
>>4605321
In a classroom. With textbooks and courses in table ettiquette
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>>4605293
>clop

I'm not going to push this issue any further. It is what it is because its a grimherpderp hardcore rape fic.
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>>4605297
You seem upset. You should go rape someone to calm down.
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>>4605343
there won't be a "in 500 years"
Only 90 days til the end of the world
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>>4605350
She already know table ettiquette she just ignore it.
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>>4605341
well, sort of. Not the best example. But modern orchestral music is largely "classical" in the common-use definition of the genre name.
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Didn't clop originate from MLPG anyways?

Chill the fuck out guys, it's just one word.
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>>4605342
Because it's a copypasta.
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>>4605364
So did fluffy ponies.

We're created some terrible things.
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>>4605297
You're just jealous on our Rape Culture
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>>4605364
The word brony originated out of MLPG
Fuck..the entire god damn fandom originated out of MLPG
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>>4605364
and we all know exactly what it means
and it's way easier than saying "mlp r34" or "pony porn"
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>>4605316
Fluttershy's strength is horribly inconsistent. Objectively speaking in the show Fluttershy is 1/3 the flyer that Rainbow Dash is. But she is very "Gohan" like in her behaviour.
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Can we not joke about rape?

You're all white guys I can tell. You've never experienced rape. You've never been in fear of it. You don't know anyone who was.
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>>4605364
Every word is just one word.
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>>4605362
Fine, then it's in the sack, with some kind of magical shock collar or thought-influencing spell to enforce behaviour
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>>4605342
I'll never get why people like RaginSemi. I mean, he did get better, but to what end? And Tozac is just a bit better, and only because his characters don't sat "fuck" in every line of dialog.

>>4605353
Tozac's story is still fucking stupid, though. And and if his fans are anything to go by, I kinda hope he doesn't come back. I don't care if you like this story or not, but you guy's need to become self aware and just have fun clopping away at the the stupidity on your computer. This isn't a psychology literature, it's fucking MLP, and a grim one that's stupidity is par for the course on this site. Just accept the idiocy and clop away. You really shouldn't attach your ego to something that not everyone's going to like. Arguing is not going to change anything (especially went you bring nothing and only insult each other) and it'll put you *and* the author is a bad light. Keep that in mind.
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>>4605378
You can just say r34 since you are in a pony thread on a pony board.
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>>4605364
It's not like it's simply a term from the show that's overused.
It's a concocted term that bronies use, people are going to get upset at it.
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>>4605386

George Carlin would like a word with you.
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>>4605378
Or you know since the subject is MLP just saying porn would make it obvious
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>>4605386
>White guys never get raped
Whoa check your privilege there
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>>4605364
So did the entire brony subculture.

We literally invented everything to do with this fandom.
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>>4605377
The fandom would have grown around it anyway, it was inevitable.

All we did was provide some content for them to use.
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>>4605364
It was stupid then and it's stupid now.

Kinda like brony.
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>>4605392
unf
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>>4605385
>1/3 the flyer that Dash is
2.3 is not 1/3 of 16.
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>>4605386
You're the anon who was molested as kid aren't you?

I'm sorry dude but we don't take things seriously here so you know...
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>>4605403
Using context clues? But that might take effort!
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So, did you buy the iPhone 5?
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>>4605410
No I don't believe there would have been a fandom of this size if it weren't for /co/.
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>>4605418
im going by the roughly 5 wingpower she gave to the hurricane.
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>>4605427
Yes. Am I cool now?
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>>4605319
>Fluttershy forces you to go to bed
>you're clearly not tired
>she starts singing Hush Now, Quiet Now
>you feel yourself being forcibly and horribly ripped from the waking world
>you sluggishly beg her to stop
>she keeps singing until you fall asleep
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>>4605386
RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE
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>>4605427
>buying apple products
>ever
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>>4605427
>buying the longphone
>back is just aluminum painted black with cheap paint
Yeah no
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>>4605427
nah waiting on win8 phones
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>>4605427
No. Why would I want to spend hundreds of pounds on a phone when I can use my shitty one to do the same stuff that people use phones for?
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>>4605392
>Applejack, you simply must learn to control yourself? I've only been using the dildo for 10 minutes!
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>>4605442
>>4605427
/g/ pls go
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>>4605435
Jesus how did you make something as innocent as Fluttershy putting me to sleep sound so horrifying?
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>>4605431
You give /co/ too much credit, 4chan is still just a blip on the internet map.
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>>4605433
>Fluttershy gave 2.3
>Dash gave 16
But please, go on.
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>>4605427
>shitty google map
>good
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>>4605442
>wanting glass instead of aluminum
I'll never understand this.
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>>4605457
Not since 2005 has that been true
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>>4605431
I say it would have existed but it would have taken much longer to reach this size
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>>4605457
I hope you're not serious. A lot of shit originates on 4chan and then blows up when other sites get a hold of it.
Not everything, but a lot of shit does.
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>>4605467
I don't want glass
That's retarded to
But the fucking paint comes off after a few days even if you take care of it
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>>4605418

She fucking caught up with Rainbow Dash whilst Rainbow Dash was trying to fly away, and she was dragging a balloon whilst she was doing it.
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>>4605406

>The chance of a white guy getting raped is the same as any woman
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>>4605457
>#538 among US Alexa users
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>all these god damn mexi translations flooding derpibooru
GOD DAMNT IT MEXICANS FUCK OFF I JUST WANT ENGLISH COMICS. IT DOESNT HELP THAT YOU DONT TAG THE ORIGIONAL FUCKIGN ARTISTS
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>>4605456
Because there are no innocents, only degrees of guilt.
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>>4605469
It's impossible to tell, but I don't the series was making any waves elsewhere that early on at all save for /co/. I think there was one negative review about how it couldn't possibly be good if I recall.
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>>4605413

>so edgy
>am I cool yet guise?
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>>4605482
Rainbow Dash derives her speed from her loyalty.
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>>4605284
>>4605284
http://youtu.be/XFX8S9aAgvw?t=30s
Jam that in when the vocals kick off. That part always gives me a raging hard on.
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>>4605491
Fluttershy is pure and innocent, you take that back.
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>>4605464
>Twilight: "Seven ninety five! We are so close! Fluttershy, they need you up there!"
Then Fluttershy joins the Hurricane and it bumps it up to 800. Please go watch the show before making an ass of yourself.
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>>4605493
Well back in 2010 in November it was allready big on Allspark and the Penny Arcade forums but besides that theere wasn't anything big
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>>4605485
More men are raped than women if you include rape in prison.
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>>4605475
Yeah, the stuff like Derpy and so on. But was that really the cause of bronies become a movement, or just something they took and ran with?

Most of the reasons MLP became popular are entirely contrary to what /co/ was doing.
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>>4605482
Your point being? We know that Dash can reach supersonic speeds. If Dash really wanted to get away, they never would have seen her again and Discord would have won.

But then, you know, they can't do that because it's a cartoon and it has to have a happy resolution.
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>>4605510

I call bullshit on that.

>>>/reddit/
>>>/MRA/
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http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/265/0/2/_animated__royal_lunch__filler__by_galaxyart-d5fizgw.
swf
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>>4605485
>The chance of a white guy getting raped is the same as any woman
Why did you have to specify White? White guys get raped too, it's insulting and presumptuous to make a sweeping statement like that and suggest white guys are somehow immune to rape, so check that privilege at the door baby.
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>>4605513
I don't like how important Dash was in both Cutie Mark Chronicles as well as Return of Harmony.

Felt even more cheesy than normal.
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>>4605507
Barely got to 800 but yeah determination made her goo 5 wingpower

Her average is 2.3
When determined and giving all she's got reaches double
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>>4605507
>You are now aware that Twilight could have used her magic to contribute more than five wingpower to the tornado
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>>4605521
Oh god my autistic friend loves to talk to me about how the mens rights groups are right and the social justice people are evil. I keep telling him i find both groups disgusting but he just won't just up.
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>>4605511
>>4605431
>implying it all didn't blow up because of February 2011 bans
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>>4605537
Or Spitfire.
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My friend says Discord can beat Mewtwo.
He's fucking nuts.
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>>4605522
eeh.

At least try to be a bit more original.
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>>4605548
Discord is kinda Q you know
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>>4605548
>
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>>4605541

Just cut ties with him now. You'll thank me later.
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>>4605547
I like the headcanon that it's a town pride thing and that they could have gotten 500 wingpower in help if they needed it but it's embarassing.
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>>4605511
We really can only guess, but the number of people who found ponies by themselves on the HUB is probably insignificant compared to the people who saw them being posted first on /co/ then regrettably on /b/ and then elsewhere.
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>>4605543
They were the catalyst to the huge boom, but they weren't the only cause.
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>>4605560
I can't wait to see Wreck-It Rover
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>>4605559
Pride is really important, is more important than the water for all equestria.
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le epic mlpg meme fluttershy being useful
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>>4605541

>Autistic
>MRA

It's like he's fufilling all the stereotypes!
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>>4605560
calm down, violate-it vladmir
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>>4605560
why are his hands so freakishly big?
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>>4605564
>/b/
such is fate
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>>4605513

>Getting meta

Yeah, nice one.
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>>4605571
Like I said, they could have gotten the help if they failed. They didn't.
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>>4605576
ALL THE BETTER TO WRECK YOU WITH, FAGGOT
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>>4605571
im sure if they actually failed they would have gotten more pegasi to do the job.
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>>4605576
why are you so freakishly annoying?
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>>4605579
So you don't have a valid argument to my first point, I take it.
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>>4605576
Because he's a HANDSOME fellow.
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>>4605548
Well, I can capture the most powerful Pokémon in existence without fail, but I can't say the same for Discord.
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>>4605591
Hiyah Mule
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>>4605591
klondike stop not drawing
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>>4605557
Unf.
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>>4605456
Lots of practice. I've been looking for a way to combine ponies and creepy mindfuckery

And each night Fluttershy puts you to sleep, she whispers piercing suggestions into your vulnerable subconscious, making you dream dark nightmares where you struggle to stay afloat of her voice, taking the form of black waters

Each night you fail to do so, you wake up with a bit more of yourself cut away and replaced by what Fluttershy slowly tempers you to become:

Another dependent pet
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>>4605588

Because your first point is fucking retarded. You're denying canon. If she wasn't trying to get away she wouldn't have tried to get away.
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>>4605548
>The Millenium Falcon is too faster than the Enterprise!
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why is sentenal so fucking autistic?
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>>4605576
Its an artstyle.
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>>4605564
All we can really say is that we threw some extra fuel on the fire.

Maybe the house would still have burned down without us, or maybe not. We'll never know now.
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>>4605613
Oh god, what did he do now?
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>>4605607
It kinda is
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>>4605617
We started the fire.

/b/ poured gas on it.
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>>4605603
>Fluttershy mind break
I like this even more than Twilight mind break.
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I just figured it out! Rarity likes attention!
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>>4605604
>You're denying canon
Says the guy who thinks that Dash can no longer break mach 1 'just because'? Lol ok.
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Derpy is a very pretty pony.
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>>4605613
It's an artstyle.
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>>4605620
>warp 9
>faster than Millenium Falcon
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>>4605619
sentenal01: >find diamonds
sentenal01: >massive loot
sentenal01: >find skeliton spawner
sentenal01: >clear all mobs out
sentenal01: >go for chest
sentenal01: >die
sentenal01: Why the hell do I keep playing minecraft when I know shit like this will alwys get me frustrated
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>>4605603
I like it. does she just like my dependence, or do you think she'd start demanding I do more and more of the housework, and more and more of the work in bed?
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>>4605624
I get the feeling that Fluttershy is a little shy. Can anyone confirm this?
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>>4605624
I'd give Fashion pony all my attention.
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>>4605621
We didn't start the fire.
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>>4605620
>not posting that with a picture of Rainbow Dash
>not naming the picture "an_authority_on_speed.jpg"
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>>4605633
I want to see sent play FTL. the rage will sustain me
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>>4605604
isnt that what you are also doing since its obvious Dash is a much stronger and faster flyer than FS? There was obviously something holding her back aside from the 2 fat asses literally dragging her down.
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>>4605607
>>4605632
In Star Wars they can go from one end to the galaxy in a reasonably short time.
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>>4605638
It was always burning
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>>4605643
>what is a timeskip?
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>>4605620
>>4605632
>>4605643
what have I started? I expected you guys to be able to see that kind of discussion for the autism it is and laugh at my comparison, but nooooo
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>>4605621
>>4605638
We had a nice looking candle in a corner.

Some asshole kicked our door down and poured a gallon of lighter fluid on it.
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>>4605652
You have made a terrible mistake
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>>4605626
I had to read that thrice.
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>>4605649
>>4605632
>>4605607
>MF or ENTERPRISE
>Better then the Normandy
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>>4605640
would you give sentenal FTL to see him rage like never before?

Sexually?
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>>4605527
I don't like how in the wedding she does the Sonic Rainboom as she's ascending while all three previous cases of the Rainboom were when she was descending. The difference in accelerating downwards and upwards is fucking huge. Powerwise the difference between going at a constant velocity, v, upwards and downwards is 2gv. As v is fuckhuge for the sonic rainboom and Rainbow Dash can barely pull it off the first time she must have boosted her power considerably.
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>>4605643
thats more because it uses hyperspace than the speed of the ships themselved
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>>4605646
Since the world's been turnin.
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>>4605632
Hyperspace would let them travel across the galaxy in a few months.

High warp doesn't even compare. The whole of Voyager, for example. Said it would take them years to get back to the right section of the galaxy... assuming their galaxies are somewhere in the same ballpark of size.
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In the original ending of Rarity's Generous Plan, the girls go to Celestia, who has the power to turn back time itself and basically undo the entire story. However, she refuses to do so, making a speech about the harsh realities of life and learning to cope with trauma, and how a power like that can never be abused.

Then the violated five come to Rarity and plan out a way to get Celestia raped, after which she angrily turns back time after all, leaving everyone as they were at the start.
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>>4605660
The Normandy uses Mass Relays
It's a shit ship that just looks good but needs outside help to reach it maximum potential

Normandy is Apple
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>>4605625

Did I say that? Did I say any of that? You're making shit up because you know that I'm right. Here, I'll copy and paste what I said because fuck rephrasing the same thing over and over.

>[Fluttershy] fucking caught up with Rainbow Dash whilst Rainbow Dash was trying to fly away, and she was dragging a balloon whilst she was doing it.
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>>4605664
Well to be fair, normal environmental physics don't seem to come into play much in Equestria.
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>>4605664
I think it's partly because it's supposed to be a sign of progression for Dash and it's a fucking poorly written episode in a cartoon
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>>4605635
I don't know, I think they should probably do an episode about that next season.
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>Sci Fi autism
>Babylon 5 never mentioned because the fans are unobtrusive as fuck
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Are unicorns Jedi?
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>>4605669
Well, Star Wars is supposed to be set in the distant past, whereas Trek is in the future. So it's possible the stars and galaxies hasn't spread so far yet?
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>>4605669
>assuming their galaxies are somewhere in the same ballpark of size.
they arent

and Voyager was set in a COMPLETELY DIFFERENT GALAXY
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>>4605683

>Babylon 5 never mentioned because it has no fans
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>Fluttershy will never remember how to be assertive
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>>4605400
But he's ded
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>>4605664
it shows that she's getting better, but yeah i agree, the difference between going up and down is huge, they could have just had her going straight forward if they wanted to show improvement
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>>4605675
THE NORMANDY HAS MAKO

AND STEALTH
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>>4605664
Nigga training
She barely did the Sonic Rainboom the first time
She had no problem doing it on the barn

Clearly she kept perfecting it.

She's an athlete. She wants to join the Wonderbolts.
We see her training and practicing tricks in the show.

it's not that big of a stretch
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>>4605692

>Fluttershy will never be as big a cunt as Rainbow Dash
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>>4605689
No it wasn't, it was in the delta quadrant of the milky way.

There'd have been zero hope ever of crossing into a different galaxy.
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>>4605683
Babylon 5 got mentioned all the time in Mass Effect 3 threads because it had a similar ending scenario except it did it right.
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>>4605687
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>>4605548
He can. Discord fucks with physical laws on a country/world-wide scale. Mewtwo is a straight power type.
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>>4605697
If it's not in the show, it's not canon.
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>>4605690
Not everyone can appreciate plotlines that last for longer than two episodes I guess
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>>4605687
The unicorn haven't been exterminated. yet so no
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>>4605672
>Then the violated five come to Rarity and plan out a way to get Celestia raped

how the fuck does that make any sense
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>>4605560
>Hasbro on season 3
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>>4605706
I really can't tell who's joking anymore, but he cited examples from the show supporting his train of thought.
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>>4605683
>>4605690
What about R.U.R.? Too obscure and non-American? Or maybe because it's a play?
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>>4605706
But Dash training is in the show
Suited for Success
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>>4605690
b-but i like b5
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>>4605706

He just pointed out evidence from the show you dingus.
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>>4605700
>Rainbow Dash's cunt will never be as gaped as the Mayor's
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>>4605672
>Justice is abuse of power
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>>4605613
Because, retard, he is destroyer, he needs big hands to destroy efficiently.
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what if q fought darth vader?
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>>4605622
Mindbreak via Twilight is too easy. It doesn't become truly horrible unless there's a gradual loss of self that can be felt and desperately struggled against. Twilight could probably do it in an instant with a single spell

I'm trying to write a short fic with Pinkie doing the same thing called "Attack of the Pinkoids"
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>>4605713
Well, that's the joke. She says no, but once she's in the same boat as them, she does it after all. As for Rarity, she planned out such incidents for them, so ultimately they have her help plan for Celestia.
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>>4605733
>Q snaps his fingers
>Vader doesn't exist anymore
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>>4605421
oh, actually I am the anon who was molested as a kid
I'm seeing a good psychiatrist now, and the medication is actually really helping
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>>4605702
It got mentioned in Mass Effect threads since the first game.

Interracial cooperation on a space station with all the, politics, a "downbelow" etc. It's quite similar in a superficial way.
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>>4605657
But a real question is anything ever vs God Emperor of Mankind from 40k

WHO WINS
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>>4605739

They have medication that can unmolest people nowadays?
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>>4605676
But Dash is faster than Fluttershy, thats how its been depicted before that event, and after that event. There had to have been something keeping Dash from going her fastest.
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>>4605733
Dark Vader would be assaulted.
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ST TOS> SW V> SW IV> SW VI > ST TNS> SW III > BATTLESTARG> SW I
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>>4605735

Where did you go Tozac? I thought you were dead.
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>>4605733
What if Discord fought Q?
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>>4605735
That's not what I meant, sorry for not being clear

What I was asking is, why would they side with the one who created the whole problem in the first place? That ending makes it look as if Celestia was the real villain
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>>4605676
You want to be like that? Ok, it's canon that FS is not a strong flier. It's canon that Dash is the fastest flier in Equestria. Now here's the important bit, so I want you to pay attention.
Character power levels are not held to strict rules in most forms of media because the episode coming to a proper conclusion is a way higher priority than helping sperglords on the internet argue whether Superman could beat Goku or not.

You can cry meta all you fucking like, but that's what it comes down to. Fluttershy had to catch up with Dash for the show to continue in a reasonable fashion. No that does not mean that she is a stronger flier than Dash, otherwise Hurricane Fluttershy would've been over very quickly.
Fluttershy will continue to be portrayed as a very weak flier no matter what happens. She's known for relative feats of strength when it matters and that's about it. One episode she might kill Cell and avenge Goku and the next she's crying because she got a splinter. Fucking deal with it.
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>>4605746
no, it's for the depression and anxiety
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>>4605746
fucking science man.
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>>4605744
The Emperor is dead
Hus power is constantly weakening
As much as i like the Imperials mankind is kinda fucked
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>>4605744
Anything ever. It's not hard to beat a dessicated corpse.
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>>4605752
People have been talking about him so he came back.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=6c3z2ZGvShM
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>>4605748
>But Dash is faster than Fluttershy, thats how its been depicted before that event, and after that event.

But the event still happened. It happened. Rainbow Dash was trying to get away and Fluttershy flew just as fast as Rainbow Dash did. It's bullshit to say "It doesn't count as canon because X".
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had no one written anon x Trixie? she is so harsh and boisterous that finally getting her to beg you to fuck the great and powerful Trixie would be so great
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>>4605764
So it's like that right? Let's see if it works

ROSS
ROSS
ROSS


Or, given the current topic

TAW
TAW
TAW
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>>4605751
I love Star Trek but TOS was garbage.
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>>4605753
They would just meet with Sheogorath and have a tea party.
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>>4605770
Do you think she'd make me beg? Do you think she'd finally agree to it, watching my face light up, before she told me to run around, a her horn glowing a second, lower horn appearing?
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>>4605777

Your trips lie
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>>4605776
They can't see it behind your spoilers silly anon~
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Is Discord asexual?
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>>4605768
You're giving way too many fucks about continuity in a show aimed at kids aged 11 and under
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>>4605776
Oh let me try
ANON
ANON
ANON
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>>4605780
>a her horn glowing a second, lower horn appearing
>her horn glowing and, shortly after, a second, lower horn appearing
I can't write today.
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>>4605792
THE LOWER HORN
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>>4605787
No. He only told you that because he doesn't find you attractive
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>>4605791
What is it, I just woke up.
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>>4605790
>You're giving way too many fucks about continuity in a show aimed at kids aged 11 and under
That's what we've been doing since October 2010
It's one of the main purposes of MLPG
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>>4605770
Trixie's Trick Wagon. Kind of...
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>>4605790
Alternatively, you're the one giving too few.
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>>4605784
>not ctrl+finding your name
>2012
shiggydiggy
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RGP is a cornerstone of our generation
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>>4605768
i dont think its bullshit to say it doesnt count as canon when the previous and preceeding canon contradicts it heavily. And im not saying that it doesnt count as canon exactly, im saying there had to have been something keeping Dash from flying her fastest because to say Fluttershy is as fast as Dash is just incorrect.
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>>4605791
Yeah, what's up?
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>>4605798
>>4605798
>>4605798
>>4605798
US BRONIES AND OUR ARROW MEMES XDXDXD
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>>4605634
She wouldn't need you for the bedroom that's what Angel is for

You'd probably be reduced to another animal living in the forest. Fluttershy would pick out a furnished burrow for you to live in. She'd come by each day to feed you, because you'd be far too helpless too feed yourself.

You wouldn't even remember how to.
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>Powerlevel discussion

You guys do realize people are not RPG characters, right? Dash (And real human beings) does not have an inner ''stat number'' that makes her go fast every time. Olympic runners do not go as fast as they do during the important competitions in their day to day, they need to train for months so, when the day comes, they are at they peak. If you took them any other day of the week, sure, they'll run more than your usual guy, but there will be a massive difference.
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>>4605770
Aspirant did one I think.

And where is he? did he ever finish that Humanized Rarity fic?
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>>4605813
>nonsexual mindbreak
yeah, no thanks.
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>>4605790
fuck off, i may be arguing against him but this is what we do here.
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>>4605813
I liked the idea a lot better of living in her house.
Living alone in the forest is just creepy and depressing.
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>>4605806
I doubt the writers would agree with you.
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>>4605813
>mental degrade
nope
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>>4605821
It's supposed to be
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>>4605819
>No sex
What kind of shitty fetish is this?
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>>4605810
I'm not saying Fluttershy is as fast as Dash. I'm saying she's faster, as she was hauling a balloon behind her and Dash wasn't.
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>>4605810
Or you know maybe Dash didn't try to fly away at her top speed?
Maybe thanks to her ignorance and ego she wouldn't try to hard?
And maybe FS being motivated to save her friends and Equestria kinda helped her push beyond her limits.

You know standard things with this type of characters?
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Wow, this is probably the longest MLPG thread I've seen in awhile, anyway...

Sup, /co/, I've just finished watching this movie. Question: Do you think MLP will ever produce something that comes close to this work of art?
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>>4605770

I'd much rather have Anon coerce her into sex.
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>>4605819
>>4605821
>>4605827
Ouch, writer, I guess we kind of just snapped at you there.

I've mis-read audiences before, but wow.
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>>4605830
It's called "orgasm denial", I think.
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>>4605834
Of course not.

Unless you count Past Sins.
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>>4605834
>Fluttershy will never let herself be killed and eaten so that a manticore can feed its young
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>>4605834

No.

Hasbro would never let the writers kill off a main character.
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>>4605841
No, but there's still sex or the tease of sex in that fetish, generally. Just no orgasms.
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>>4605744
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>>4605834
>we will never make it to 2000 again
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>>4605839
I was reply 2, wasn't angry, it just went in a direction I didn't want.
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>>4605834
GREENIE
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>>4605848
But Anon, the writers are figuratively killing off the entire main 6 in S3.
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>>4605834
it would take several years and more money
and Hasbro hates parting with its money
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>>4605844
I think fallout equestria has a better chance at that
>fanfiction
>>
anyone up for some gay dicks

http://www.livestream.com/braeburned
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>>4605834
fuck you leafie, those babies are going to grow up to hound greenie's flock for the rest of their lives
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>>4605813

>Angel

What does he pleasure her with, his micro penis ?
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>>4605845
>implying
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Would dominatrix fluttershy actually work?
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>>4605851
That was a conscious effort so why not? There were like, 5 of us who just posted until we hit 2000.
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>>4605868
Yes
I imagine it not being done with force, but with quiet manipulation like that guy has been describing.
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>>4605869
Did you really have nothing better to be doing?
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>>4605839
Eh, give the people what they want.

If you want it to end with Fluttershy turning you into an indentured servant/live-in sex slave, sure thing.
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>>4605858
>killing off
If by that you mean "making them lose their virginities", then it's true.
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>Fluttershy dom
>Not Pinkie
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>>4605868
Remember the movie Misery?
Like that.
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>>4605875
Nah, we just chose to post in that thread instead of new one, deleting images from earlier when we needed images.

We'd have been posting either way.
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>>4605875
It's not really worse than posting in the active thread
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>>4605757
>Character power levels are not held to strict rules in most forms of media because the episode coming to a proper conclusion is a way higher priority than helping sperglords on the internet argue whether Superman could beat Goku or not.
You say character power levels, but you really mean "consistent characterization."

It's more important that things progress in a way according to consistent characterization and internal setting logic than the plot reaching an arbitrary conclusion. Attempting to resolve a plot in a way that doesn't fit with the characters or setting logic is what leads to plot holes, deus ex machina and so on.
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>>4605881
>Rarity
>virgin
Oh Anon, you kidder, you.
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>>4605864
She just loves the sensation of his presence in her most inner sanctuary of womb, nuzzling inside her with his soft fur.
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>>4605831
>I'm saying she's faster
Which canonically is incorrect.
>>4605833
sure, thats what i have been trying to say. this guy is trying to claim that Fluttershy is faster than dash because "lol this one time she caught her" When 1: Fluttershy has always been shown to have inconsistent physical ability, and 2: its objectively false that she even close to as strong a flyer as Dash. For that scene to have made sense something needed to be keeping Dash held back, and the reasons you gave are fine ones to explain it.
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>>4605881

You can''t lose what you didn't have in the first place.
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This thread is 2old4me

Let's finish it off with some monsters
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>>4605744
Are we talking about the original Emperor or the new fanwank Emperor?

The original Emperor almost died to a big ork.
The new Emperor has beaten a physical god and punched it into an eternal coma on Mars.
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>>4605856
Funny story, I had downloaded it and it didn't have english subs or dubs. So, I watched the movie in complete korean and I did understand a single word that was said, much less know their names. Despite that, it still brought me to tears at the end. It's damn good movie.

in my head, the wanderer duck is named Spike Quackle
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Which pony is still a virgin MLPG?
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>>4605882

>You will never visit Madame Pinkie's House of Ill Repute
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>>4605909
Everyone except Mrs.Cake.
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>>4605909
All of them.
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>>4605904
Emperor as imagined by 40kids.
>>4605850
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>>4605888
No

No no no no no no no

You must never, EVER let something as insignificant as facts get in the way of telling a good story

This is basic
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>>4605888
Ok then, it's a issue with the episode writing, Dash should've hit a tree or some shit instead of being caught up on. My point is that Fluttershy is clearly not as strong a flier as Dash, regardless of what happens in one episode, especially since she is back to being her 2.3 self in a later episode.
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>>4605916
This is canon.
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>>4605899
Everything is better in WW style.
Yeah...wind waker.
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>>4605909
Only the ponies that don't exist yet.
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>>4605914
>She will never hypnotize you with her gypsy charms
>you will never become the newest attraction, destined to service mares and stallions for the rest of your life for Mistress Pinkie's amusement and profit
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>>4605916
What about Granny smith?
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>>4605928
All her grandchildren are adopted. She's the single child of a neglectful family that never married.
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>>4605920
This. But whenever I bring it up people go "waaah that's just handwaving" or "meta doesn't count".
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>>4605909
all of them except, ponies that are parents.
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>>4605790
Posts like this are reason children's shows are awful. There's a reason Avatar: tLA and MLP: FiM have become so popular amongst many different demographics, and that's because they didn't say "it's just a kids show, people won't care."
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>>4605893
Ok, I'm officially fed up with this shit

Rarity is not, I repeat, is NOT a slut. She's affectionate, she's pretty and beautiful, and she knows that and sometimes, just SOMETIMES uses her looks to her advantage, but those are just ISOLATED cases in which the circumstances almost forced her to act that way.
People claiming she's "easy" or "promiscuous" have clearly never payed attention while waiting the show, IF, that is, they have even watched the show in the first place! If they had, they would know she is much too classy to just go and sleep with whoever payed her a drink or bought her whatever trinket she wanted. She's a LADYm, she has CLASS, she has TASTE, she would know how to pick her partner (AND DON'T EVEN TRY TO BRING UP BLUEBLOOD, THAT'S AN ISOLATED INCIDENT) without having to lower herself to just flirting with every stallion like all the other mares do.

So yeah, stop calling her what she's NOT and please the show and PAY ATTENTION TO IT
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>>4605909
Big Macintosh.

Everyone teases him about it but they won't fuck him.
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>>4605882
I actually wrote snippets of something like that too, but it involved Pinkie's milk incredibly addicting, using Anon as a test subject to see how far she could break his will

And then moving on to bake dozens of cupcakes for a town festival with her own milk in some over-the-top plot to turn Ponyville into her very own playground
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>>4605924
>>4605916
What about Rarity's mum. She must have had sex at least twice?
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>>4605921

The original argument is that Fluttershy can never be as fast as Rainbow Dash, not that she is not as fast as Rainbow Dash. Subte but important difference.
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>>4605904

It may have been only a shard of the Void Dragon which the Emperor defeated and trapped on Mars.
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>>4605939
I know it's copypasta but as a Rarifag who waifus her I would never claim she's a virgin
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>>4605948
You dont watch the show?
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>>4605920

>MMDW
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>>4605945
And both Twlight's Parents and Granny Smith?
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>>4605948
But she is.

The only one that would possibly be sluts is RD or Pinkie. They're much more loose personality wise.
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Now who on MLPG is still a virgin?
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>>4605946
I don't even fucking recall what the original argument was because I'm tired from being awake for most of 3 days playing borderlands 2
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>>4605814
Usain Bolt will be faster than me even on his worst day.

Rainbow Dash is very very fast. Fluttershy is very very slow.
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>>4605950
>MMDW
>Good story
pick one
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>>4605955
pls no. we'll get 20 replies that are uninteresting and a bunch of >tfw and probably some >bags of sand
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>>4605927

>Implying she wouldn't keep you all to herself
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>>4605955
Right here.
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>>4605954
Pinkie is a virgin, she's just a party clown.

Rainbow would probably the Wonderbolts.

>>4605955
By choice.
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>>4605946
>
>>4605831
i dont know if you are the person that started this arguement, and this guy isnt, but im pretty sure thats not the case.
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>>4605963
>Rainbow would probably the Wonderbolts.
>Implying
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Would Hasbroo ever be a bro with the Writers and Studio B and give them more freedom?
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>>4605939
pls someone vocaroo this
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>>4605955
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>>4605925
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>>4605939
We know she's not. It's just that one troll-anon saying she is. Rarity is a classy lady. She would be very selective about who she has sex with.
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>>4605955
I'm still a virgin in some areas. Never been kissed either.
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>>4605920
Hollywood please.
Please.
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>>4605972
>Hasbro
>being bro
>ever
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>>4605954
>implying Dash isnt scared to death of pregnancy.
it would jepordize everything.
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>>4605941
you might enjoy this, then
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8421649/1/Think_Pink_or_How_I_Learned_to_Stop_Worrying
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>>4605927
>circus-themed celebration in Ponyville
>visit Pinkie's poorly setup tent
>she's dressed in a gaudy fortunteller costume
>her plastic crystal ball has a visible resin line down its middle
>you humor her and ask for your fortune
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>>4605983
Horses can abort foals at will, they don't need any fancy thoughts.
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>>4605968

That happened way after argument started and is random troll (which should have been obvious).
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=EcOi6npIsVc

It's... It's beautiful.
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Do you save NMM pics to your Luna folder, or do you have a separate folder for her?
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>>4605937
No, FiM has enough continuity for you to make a decent timeline of episodes and say "hey, [character] is better at that thing than they were earlier!" but you're honestly stressing it too much when you start worrying about anomalies like FS catching up with Dash in RoH. Because: >>4605920
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>>4605987
Pinkie is not a slut, she just has an innocent view of sex.
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>>4605988
>she sucks your cock under the table
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>>4605988
>She follows you around the rest of the day, hiding and making sure that everything she predicted comes true
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>>4605996
>having folders
I have one big MLP folder with everything in it.

One day I'll organize it.

But that day is not today.
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>>4605996

Seperate
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>>4605999
She likes sex and has a lot of it

ergo slut
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>>4605985
>pointless Dr. Strangelove reference
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>>4605999
This is what Pinkiefags actually believe...
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>>4605996
I have one folder for Celestia, NMM and Luna. Chrysalis gets her own folder. Cadence goes under the "misc" folder.
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>>4605988

>She offers you something to drink
>You accept, not knowing that it's a love potion
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>>4605955
9 more years til wizard status!
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>>4605999
>sex
>innocent
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>>4605996

Princesses
|
- Cadence
|
- Celestia
|
- Luna
#|
#-Princess Luna
#|
#-Nightmare Moon
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>>4606010
>>4606015
I like to think that she just has a lot of sex because it makes her feel good and makes those she does it with feel good, and Pinkie likes to have fun and make her friends feel good, so she does it a lot.
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>>4606023
>You accept, knowing that it's a love potion
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>>4605959
>bags of sand
what?
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>>4606036

>It has no effect since you are already in love
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>>4606031
>oh my gosh anon I just had a brilliant idea
>what if we eat cake while we do it!
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>>4606037
Let me give you a demonstration.

What do breasts feel like?
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>>4606037
Look at this guy, look at him!
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>>4606037
>not knowing le mlpg memearrow humor le monkey trouble
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>>4606028
Yes. She views sex the same way as a kid views a lollipop. She doesn't think of it as anything obscene or unhealthy, she just enjoys the taste while it lasts and thinks nothing more of it.
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>>4606028
sex's just a thing
birds do it
bees do it
even educated fleas do it
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>>4605987
oh man don't you just want to grab her horn in one hand the back of her head in the other and gently thrust until you cum in her mouth and she swallows, then pull her up and kiss her deep thanking her profusely for being so generous
then she says likewise, she enjoyed the gooey treat
oh and guess Pinkie is getting fucked by then
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>>4606037
*click*
What does it feel like to touch a boob?
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>>4606017
>Cadence goes under the "misc" folder
Mah PoC
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>>4606045
Like pony teat.
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>>4606059
Dammit watson you know everything
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>>4605988
>Pinkie closes the tent flap, puts on a record, and tells you to concentrate on the crystal ball
>she flourishes her hooves over the ball in an over the top manner
>smoke appears inside it; must be a small incense stick hidden inside
>the smoke twists and turns in slow, sinuous patterns
>you catch Pinkie's earrings glinting in the candlelight out of the corner of your eyes
>her voice falls in a sing-song tune in pace with the record
>things are gettting interesting
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>People worrying about OCs being in the show come S3

Why are you all so worried? There's already an OC in the show! Cadence was designed by a Hasbro executive's daughter, remember?
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>>4606066
Named, not designed.
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>>4606043
UNF

>pinkie grabs a giant cake from the bedside table while you're fucking her
>she swallows it whole, and grows to several times her original size while you're still inside her
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>>4606059
Sands of bag.
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>>4606059
Feel your own and imagine them less hairy.
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>>4606051
how come some people are never given the opportunity
oh fortune
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>>4606069
No, designed.
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Test
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>>4606069
Honestly, I challenge you to go out and find 10 8-year-olds who know what the word "cadence" means.
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>>4606066
People are just angry that it's brony OCs rather than MLPG ones.
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>>4605920
>I can't write, so I'll claim that being a bad writer is actually a good thing
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>>4606061
Have you ever touched a pony teat?
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>>4606076
I've heard people say that that's wrong, but I've never seen proof for either case.
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>>4606050
>lollipop
Would you take Pinkie to the Candy Shop?
Would you let her lick the lollipop?
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What if they put a male zebra in the show?
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>>4606069
No, she was designed by an 8 year old. Daughter of a Hasbro exec.
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>>4606092
So much porn.
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>>4606066
was the worry upthread, i missed it. who will be in season three? I kinda want to see that big smokey dude
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>>4606096
but what about me?
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>>4606085
>this is what /co/ believes
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>>4606088
Pretty sure there was a screencap from somebody on the show saying "Today I showed the little girl who designed Princess Cadence what she'll look like on the show!" but I don't have it, so take what you will from that.
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>>4606093
She designed the actual character?
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>>4606042

>You pretend like the potion actually worked, waiting until just the right moment to tell her that she doesn't need a potion to gain your love
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>>4606093
>>4606076
http://mlp.wikia.com/wiki/Princess_Cadance

>The Princess was named after Cadince, the daughter of a Hasbro Studios executive.[4]
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>>4606085
Letting made up laws constrict your style is not good writing, it's autism

If you had any idea about how writing a good story works, you'd know that
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>>4606076
>>4606093
>>4606066
I've heard this one a lot, but never ever once seen a source. Where did you guys learn this?
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>>4605958
But why is it a bad story?

They came up with the idea and then decided that little things like logic and characterisation weren't important.
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>>4606100
You are on Yamino's side
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>>4606093

Urban legend
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>>4606106
Yes.
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I want more rarity sissifying anon/anonpony
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>>4606114
everything i have read on the subject says Cadance was just named after a hasbro exec.
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>>4606100
What about it?
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>>4606100
Who are you?

Captcha: putesock astringent
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>>4606059
I've touched a boob before
too bad it was part of a traumatic experience
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>>4606043
when will Tex draw for us again?
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>>4606124
i do too.
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>>4606125
People are under the impression that she designed her, but it's just a bad game of telephone

>>4606110
>>4606110
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>>4606110
What kind of low class scum names their kid Cadince and how did they end up as an exec?
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>>4606117
Those are means to an end, following them does not guarantee a good result

The final result was a bad story that most people did not like, but that's becase of how it was handled
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>>4606133
Are you Ross? Was it the fat chick who sat on you?
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>>4606125
's daughter
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>>4606135
Dude he died when his plane crashed into that mountain.

You don't remember?
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>>4606133
/ss/ anon pls tell us everything
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>>4606141
Most execs are scum, that's why they're running the world instead of the governments.
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>>4606031
>>4606050
You mean she has AIDS?
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>>4606141
Jaysen Thiessen named his kid Lemon or some shit.
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>>4606147
The plane didn't hit a mountain it slammed into a bus
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>>4606144
So THAT's why he always draws humongous oversized asses
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>>4606152
Everyone would be dead if this was true.
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>>4606156
Yeah. He says he still finds IRL fat women disgusting, but he still has that fat fetish.
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>>4606154
fukin amerifats jewels are not names cept ruby
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>>4606147
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I wanted am anon and Luna pictuire from Luna quest ;_;
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>>4606156
I'd post that Willy Wonka pic, but I don't have my image collection on this laptop.
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why is mlpg so gullible?
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>>4606141
There are worst name to name your kids in Candyass.
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>>4606168
I wish I know...
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Which pony butthole would you like to see in this fashion? no giny, the way it should be

>>4606156
and god bless him
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>>4606158
I'd fuck her until she got hot again.
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>>4606176
Derpy....oh so badly.
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>>4606176
Is that a stallion?
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>Implying Marker Pone isn't getting her own spin-off mini series
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>>4606176
Spitfire and Dash side by side
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>>4606050
>She views sex the same way as a kid views a lollipop.

Hence why Faust claimed that the main six are mentally children while physically adults (with adult responsibilities and shit).
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>That bad feeling in your heart when you see porn of your favorite character being reduced to a piece of meat

I want to die
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>>4606188
The Marker Chronicles or How I Learned to Love the Boop
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marker pony is overpowered you should feel ashamed
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>>4606144
>ross
What's MLPG deal with him?

>>4606148
it's complicated
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>>4606151
>>4606154
>>4606163
Gwyneth Paltrow named her kid Apple. Dirty white trash.
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>>4606188
She'll probably show up in season 4 as MLP's equivalent of South Park's Towelie.
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>>4606195
>reduced to a piece of meat
What?
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>>4606195
Which character?
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>>4606015
And half the time, you'd be right.
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>>4606190
mah nigga
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>>4606195
>feeling anything
Stop being a fag.
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>>4606197
How so?
The only thing she does is boop.
The cape doesn't actually do anything
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>>4606154
>>4606202
Every hear of the kid that was name ABCDEFG?
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>>4606202
Celebrities naming their kids retardedly is not an uncommon phenomenon.
Michael Jackson named "his" kid Blanket
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>>4606199
>What's MLPG deal with him?
I dunno. Is there one?
He just comes here sometimes and posts his ugly art, and then people either ignore him or tell him it's shit.
No big deal.
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>>4606176
real horses are disgusting
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>>4606208
I like the idea of banging one while the other has to wait and watch anxiously
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Ross > Sentenal

Discuss.
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>>4606195
>not having a cuckold fetish
>2012
how cute
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>>4606063
>the smoke from the incense must be spreading
>it gets harder to see the crystal ball through all the sweet-smelling haze
>all this incense is making you light-headed
>you start to get up so you can leave and get some air
>a pair of hooves come from behind and rest on your shoulders, pushing you back down
>Pinkie whispers to you not to get up or you'll ruin it
>the golden glint of her earrings dances off the smoke all around you
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>>4606220
just like fat people amirite
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>>4606015
>>4606206
Yeah, didn't you see how she was hitting on Cranky Doodle?
She only backed off because she realized he didn't want her as a sexfriend, and only wanted to meet his old flame again.
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>>4606225

No.
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>>4606225
>discussing the fandom

This is a good pone.
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>>4606225
No. Fuck you.
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>>4606232
Yes they are.
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>>4606236
She really wanted a dirty donkey three way at the end too
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>>4606220
Real horses are beautiful and adorable.
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SURVEY TIME
>FAVORITE MAIN 6 PONY
>FAVORITE CMC PONY
>FAVORITE NON CMC OR MAIN PONY
>FAVORITE NON PONY
>FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR
>FAVORITE JACKIE CHAN MOVIE
>>
When you are ready:
>>4606247
>>4606247
>>4606247
>>4606247
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>>4606205
Twilight
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>>4606225
I'll take Sentenal over Ross any day. At least Sentenal contributes by screencapping and stuff.
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>>4606248
they're useful creatures
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>>4606232
Of course they are, fat people are gross
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>>4606249
>FAVORITE MAIN 6 PONY
Fluttershy
>FAVORITE CMC PONY
Apple Bloom
>FAVORITE NON CMC OR MAIN PONY
Big Mac
>FAVORITE NON PONY
Spike
>FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR
Chocolate
>FAVORITE JACKIE CHAN MOVIE
Rush Hour.
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>>4606263
>responding

I hope you die.
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>>4606249
Dash
Scootaloo
Spitfire
Coffee
Rush Hour
>>
So it's agreed upon then?

If you like Pinkie Pie you're a pedophile.
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>>4606245
Of course.
She'll probably get it eventually too. She isn't one to give up easily.
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>>4606231
>new thread made
guess this dies here
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>>4606228
>Having an adultery fetish

SLUUUUUUUUUUUT

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