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>rape

Which pony enjoys anal sex the most?

>>4598180
Rainbow Dash
Clandestine Cloud Calligraphy

does anyone else ever fantasize about coworkers or friends being secret mlpgers and you both finding out and talking about your waifus in secret together?

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>>4598209
>>4598223

2FAST

>>4598236
Well not really fantasize, but the hypothetical has crossed my mind more than once.

>>4598236
A little bit
I have a coworker who's a vocal "pegasister", but she's a Flutterfag, so... eh

I like that one picture of thunderlane more than everything to do with Gamer Luna.

>>4598236
I'm afraid of someone being a fellow MLPG and won't shut the fuck up with MLPG references when we interact

>>4598223
I wwould an apple horse in the ass

>>4598255
>flutterfags

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>>4598225
The sky is quite big. I am sure someone might has seen it.

>>4598196
Square has so much great RPG not Final Fantasy in PS1 and its not those crappy emo teen shit either.

>>4598213
would you turn her grey derriere a rosy pinkish hue?

>>4598260
This more than anything
but if they weren't gross I might try to suck their dick

>free time
I have loads of free time. Not as much as when I was a NEET a few years ago, but I get by. Well, after classes. But then I've got to go to work. And we've been getting out close to midnight lately... And then I have to get up at 5:45 for classes again...

oh god someone please kill me this is a living hell

>>4598260
HAHAHA, "SPOILERED DORKS", AM I RIGHT, ANON? I'M SO HAPPY YOU'RE IN THIS TOO!

So wait,

Doxy == Onta == the creator of Onta's brush pack?

>>4598284
US HORSEFUCKERS

>>4598261
I imagine it would be tight but very stretchy, like an oiled up rubber glove.

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Hey everyone where streaming some Disney anime movies were watching Ponyo right now and next up is The Secret World of Arrietty join in if you would like.
synchtube com/littlegirlshow

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>>4598261
Me too.

>>4598243
Would you show your human dick to caramel to cheer him up?

>>4598279
>you will never have a friend who's totally cool with letting you suck him off whenever the two of you are bored and nothing good is on TV

>>4598260
>MLPG meetup
>one fucker gets on the table and screams slut slut slut slut
>in a middle of a starbucks

>>4598260
I'd be more worried about getting fondled or something.

Well..maybe not "worried"

>>4598279
no anon
I will suck your dickseriously

>>4598276

What kind of punishment would it be if I didn't ?

>>4598255
>I have a coworker who's a vocal "pegasister", but she's a Flutterfag, so... eh
I have one who's a Pinkiefag.

She's also has the worst opinions in a lot of things and is quite adamant of them. Like smoking is somehow the end of the world and everyone who does it is terrible.

>>4598308
Only if he let me play with his first

>>4598308
If it meant he would cheer me up with his dick
but my head-Caramel is too subby and beta to ever top

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>>4598312

If we had an MLPG meetup, we'd have to agree not to talk about ponies in public otherwise we'd be no different from brony pizza hut.

>>4598222
Wait a sec, this isn't the real marker.

>>4598329
she won't be NEARLY as turned on

>>4598333
You could top from the bottom

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Daily Show link for dem foreigners.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=km4BfW2836Y

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Are we still sharing vidya?
In any case. Any Grad Strat bro here?

inb4 world painting simulator

>>4598340
Anonymous has been posting fake markers recently
Beware

>>4598338
l2moderation and self awareness in public

>>4598338
>we'd have to agree not to talk about ponies
So, it'd be like any hiatus MLPG thread. Gotcha.

>>4598355
Pony ref?

>>4598351
you severely underestimate my subbiness
I don't think I could ever top ever. I feel weird thinking about it

>>4598346

I can always go back to tickling if she prefers

>>4598358
2spooky

>>4598338
>>4598338

It's not hard. Just don't bug other people.

The real problem, I think would be people not knowing that internet jokes are only funny in the context of the internet. They won't work in real life. You'd have to find other jokes.

>>4598338

Of fucking course, but there'd probably be a few injokes.

>US HORSEFUCKERS
>BOOP


Also, guys, I really don't think a starbucks would allow platonic dick suckings in their store.

>>4598355
Fucking daily shows site thinks I am in Ireland.

>>4598351
oh, you mean powerbottom
I could do that

>>4598392

Are you?

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I fucking loved Gravity Falls's latest episode, yet i'm not excited for the show nor looking forward for more episodes. Feels kinda weird.

Instead i'm looking forward for more Young Justice.

>>4598397
He's so drunk, he doesn't even know what country he's in.
Typical Irish....

>>4598389
Oh man I'm just imagining a bunch of college age males poking each other in the nose in a starbucks cafe

>>4598369
>Pony ref?

Just a long tirade against Mitt Romney and his ignorant 47% quote.

>>4598397

NorthEast PA

>>4598400
Now only if you could do the same for the rest of the shows you watch you would be less of a faggot.

>>4598407
Oh well in that case, who gives a shit?

>>4598400
I feel the same way about GF and ponies.
Honestly, I think GF is a better show, I might even enjoy watching the episodes more, but I'm not all that excited for the next one, whereas just the announcement of an announcement for S3 of ponies has me feeling both excited and annoyed.

>>4598407
I'm not american.

>>4598378
>"Hahaha! Ahahaha! Anoooooon! Ahahaha!"
>she pushes her rear back against you, sinking your fingertips into her plush flesh
>"Quit teasing meeeee!"

>>4598434
its still funny to watch someone get dunked so hard

>>4598407
Are we going to have to see this shit all during your elections?

Because I really don't care.

>>4598448
Probably.

>>4598436

No, this is her punishment for being too damn adorable

>>4598436
>she pushes her rear back against you

Well Anon it was nice knowing you.

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>>4598424

huuuu ok

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>>4598430
>whereas just the announcement of an announcement for S3 of ponies has me feeling both excited and annoyed.

I hate that shit, specially for videogames.

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>>4598299

>you will never make Braeburn yours

>>4598434
>I'm not american.

Still relevant. The super rich use the same arguments all over the world.

>>4598389
Who should we get to organize the meetup?

There's only one MLPG regular I know that has any experience.

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>>4598448

>He doesn't vote
>He's okay letting idiots influence the vote

You catch your favorite pony rolling around in the mud and snorting like a pig
What do you do?

>>4598473
You suck Snarky, but I love this gif

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>>4598489
>implying he's even allowed to vote
Just because the USA owns the world doesn't mean we let non-citizens vote

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>>4598473
A terrible truth

>>4598461
>"Nooooo!"
>she gasps as you give her backside another playful swat
>"B-But I want you so bad, Anon!"

>>4598489
Or he's not American.

You know, there's lots of people here that aren't American, right?

>>4598492
I laugh and say "Are you a little piggy now, Pinkie"?
I might have a bit of an erection, but I'd keep it private for the time being.

>>4598501
... you lost me.

>>4598448
My Little Politics: Ignoring Shit You Don't Care About is Magic

>>4598498
I like how everyone in anime dresses like it's the eighties.

>>4598501
>aren't American
Alaskan?

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>tfw you realise the only reason you're still awake is because you want to ERP with strangers on the internet in the form of "pony discussion"
I don't know how I got here.

>>4598500

You're going to have to be a little more specific, dear.

>>4598516
Japan has been perpetually stuck in the 80s since the mid 90s. It's weird.

>>4598501
Anybody got that MLPG around the world pic?

>Bill Clinton was the guest on tonight's Daily Show

I fucking love this guy, I only wish I wasn't in pre-school/elementary school for his terms in office so that I could more fully know his glory.

Too bad we can't re-elect him.

>>4598522
But we're so glad you came.

Snarky why don't you help continue that Blueblood story if you liked it so much?
>>4598174


Or start something new? You seem to be one of the few people around here who likes writing male subplay.

>>4598495

i still love you, anon.

>>4598522
I had that problem for a while. Somebody special fixed it for me, though.

>>4598393
After you finish "boosting" Caramel's "confidence," what then? Does he take you back to Mac's house? Do you try to selfishly claim him for yourself? Do you try to see if maybe you can't help him find a cure for his problem?

>>4598357
>Dulkadir
>black day

Moderately funny.
Yes I know they're Turks

>>4598534
Snarky likes EVERYTHING.

>>4598540
Details, man

>>4598532
I wish we could re-elect Jackson. Too bad he's dead

>>4598544
Even you?

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I know you guys find politics annoying. But I just saw this quote from /pol/ that I had to share:

>I get my news and perspectives from /pol/. I've learned more here in a month than I have watching anything.

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>>4598544
Good.

>>4598554
I don't think so ;_;

>>4598551
>Andrew Jackson

The guy was a fucking asshole though. Committed genocide and everything.

>>4598526
>"I w-want-eek! T-Taste them! T-Taste my bubbles...!"
>she sways her rear in front of you, brushing her blonde tail to the side as she peeks over her shoulder with one eye
>"Th-They're yummy~"

>>4598563
Then he could help with both the financial problem and the problem in the middle east

>>4598562
DD, I don't think ANYONE likes you.

<Pinkie Pie will never show up in your front door unexpectedly and invite you to celebrate the birthday of her pet alligator

Have there been any feels recently, especially teen feels? I've been away. Life's got me by the balls and I'm running on less than 5 hours of sleep a night.

>>4598577
>those fat arms
0/10 would not fuck

>>4598580
Jr and I are bros.

>>4598580
I like DD

I also like messing with him

>>4598555
Its kind of true when your TV news is Fox.

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>>4598570
Why is Derpy so sexy?
Am I a pervert?
Are these feelings wrong?

>>4598563
He was the asshole we need.

>>4598563
>would absolutely destroy modern corporations and mega-banks
>might kill a few tens of millions
beggers can't be choosers

>>4598581
This text isn't green so it just feels like you're making me
It doesn't feel good, anon

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>>4598584
There were some Dash >feels in the last horse.

>>4598545
Long story short, I'm NEVER going to be able to be completely honest when asked 'so how did you two meet?'

>>4598591
Is it wrong that I would only a retard derpy

not any other derpy

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>>4598584
There's been none because fags can't stop arguing over what's canon and what's not.

It's why multiple authors rarely work together on one single story.

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>>4598591
No.
There's no shame in those feelings.

>>4598570

It would be my pleasure

>>4598605
No, there's been none because there haven't been any new ideas yet.

Quit blowing things out of proportion. There will be more teen >feels when the time is right.

>>4598601
link? I don't have time to search through the horse like I used to.

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>>4598591
You like her for her innocence.

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>>4598608
>those legs

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>>4598602
SCOOOOOORE!

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>>4598584
well there was this last night

>>4598575
>Jackson deals with the problem in the middle east
>Genocide
Would Europe like him for that?

>>4598542
I would explain to big mac that his little colt was having some confidence issues about his size, but I talked him up and helped him feel better about his size, and now he'll be more comfortable in the bedroom.
Maybe Mac'd be pleased enough with how helpful I was that he'd help make me feel more comfortable, too. and Caramel would be more than willing to return the favor

>>4598589
>I also like messing with him
Sometimes hard to tell the difference between messing around and genuine hate, especially with that guy who spams Sentenal-related stuff around.

>>4598619
It's true.
It's the same reason I love Pinkie and Sweetie. Maybe I'm just attracted to innocence.

DORKS

>>4598618
from about this post on. You can check above what came before but it was an ambiguous question at that point. >>4597407

>>4598505
She beams brightly up at you and wiggles her nose, oinking cutely, "C'mon in with me, anon! This mud is super fun~"

>>4598629
>Would Europe like him for that?
Jackson would care about what Europe thinks of him?

Hell, I bet he'd challenge Europe to a duel for making him waste his time.

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>>4598595
I liked this one guy's answer to the question "If Jackson were president today"
>"Ah, you have to ask? Obviously he'd have every one arrested who has anything to do with the Federal Reserve, and probably any bank just to be sure, then he'd probably have them all shot, just to be on the safe side. Then he'd invade England to liberate the British People from an oppressive monarchy, the next day we would annex Canada as a provice of North Dakota, and by noon we would be invading Mexico."

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How high do you think Dash has flown?

I like to think that she loves to push herself to the point where the sky gets dark and her head gets light and she catches a glimmer of what's outside their atmosphere.
>implying she would die at that altitude

>>4598612
>"Ah! Haaah...aaauh...nnngh...!"
>the soft mounds of her butt press against your face as she struggles to form a coherent sentence between her gasps and moans of delight
>"I-I...i-it's-haaah! I-I'm all t-tingly~!"

>>4598663
>AJ has boots on

oh baby

Would you use a pony's stomach as your personal storage? Through magic, any items you place inside won't be harmed and the pony is more than willing. They'll even let you access the items through the front or the back - whichever you prefer.

>>4598655
Oh, man....
A chance to frolic with Pinkie.... But my clothes...
I guess I'd strip down, seeing as how we're in poneworld. They're all naked all the time.
And I'd get in the mud with her.
We're not in public, are we?

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>>4598563
>>4598657
How bout' Roosevelt either one would be great.

mfw Romney is bitching about everything put in place by the new deal

>>4598657
Irony is Andrew Jackson on the 20 dollar bill.

>>4598663
insta boner every time. of all the smut i have that caters to every one of my fetish's this one gets me rock hard in an instant.

I seem to recall an image of Tarapone masturbating, but can't find it anywhere.

Anybody have it?

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I want to use Celestias feet as a fetish

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>>4598602
this seems like the kind of thing you only hear about happening so _someone else_

so do you mean you two meet IRL, or just internet ERP-buddies?
;_;

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>>4598675
Pretty much.

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>>4598532

Bill Clinton's got charisma. He's a real politician. But here's the thing, he's a bit of a right-leaning Democrat. Clinton signed a bill Gramm–Leach–Bliley Act, which repealed the Glass–Steagall Act (a depression era law regulating the financial system). He also signed "Commodity Futures Modernization Act of 2000" which deregulated derivatives. Which, were at the heart of the 2008 financial meltdown.

Clinton is personally partly to blame for this mess. He's no left wing hero.

I'd still vote for him over Obama or Romney.

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>>4598584
>>4598622
also this from a few days ago

>>4598677
African American Homosexual did a thing with tarapone dropping anal beads into fausticorns mouth, who is getting fuckd in the ass by the Hub logo

>>4598663
Pics like this remind me of that spongebob episode.

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>you will never be commissioned by Andrea Libman

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>>4598563
>>4598551
>>4598532

Guys, why is it that politics/history discussion on /v/ or any other board turns into shit. But here it's okay? Why is MLPG relatively the most chill board on 4chan?

>>4598691
I'm aware, and the non-clean version of it is shit, not tennis-balls. The one I'm thinking of is from a while back.

>>4598663
Oh man....
I can almost smell it....

>>4598661

Tingly is good, focus on those feelings and allow me to bring you to the pinnacle of pleasure

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>>4598696

what episode?

>>4598700
I don't know about that. We can get pretty shitty when someone mentions politics, even innocuously.
It depends on the time of day.

>>4598700
because we like pastel equines, and arent apart of the group that gets ultra mega butthurt over people not liking pastel equines.

anybody have a drawing request?

>>4598671
I'd use her to store me, I bet fluttershy would be embarrassed to hold me inside of her warm flesh.

>>4598602
you met someone IRL?

>>4598719
Rock-It Rumble

>>4598710
The one where Spongebob breaks his ass and it seems like everything is out to ruin his ass forever.
The spanking machine.

>>4598719
Fluttershy being raped by a trio of Timberwolves.

>>4598719

Dragon Rarity fucking a 1994 Buick Century Wagon.

>>4598698
thats pretty cool.

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>>4598700
There's no reason whatsoever.

>>4598719
moar plane ponies.

>>4598719
Caramel with an absurdly oversized cock

>>4598710
The one where he shattered his butt and the doctor scared him so badly about being stuck in this iron butt contraption that he isolated himself in his house.

>>4598700
We like each others company? maybe?

>>4598719
Fluttershy using her stare to force dash to put on a dress

>>4598719
Applebloom driving a go tiny car

>tfw its cold as fuck and you're browsing MLPG with a blanket wrapped around you

comfy as fuck

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>>4598719
Daring Do doing this

>>4598743
fucking seconded

>>4598719
Fancypants doing this: >>4598749

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>>4598719
Pones doing internet thangs

>>4598710
>>4598726
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Yc7NskErmE

>>4598749
>>4598760
daring do and fancypants having a gentlemen's duel.

>>4598770
DaringPants OTP

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>>4598748
>tfw its cold as fuck in your house because you can't afford much heat and you're stealing your neighbor's internet on a laptop someone gave you
MLPG is free.
and the best things in life are free.
I love you, MLPG.

>>4598720
Is she your personal taxi service? I bet it would be rather hard to fly with your extra weight. Or would you prefer her to be your sleeping bag? You could lie snug in her body with your head poking out of one of her ends or pull in all the way and sleep cozy and warm.

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>>4598534

>he now towers two feet above you at the shoulder when he stands
>his cock is easily three feet long
>he knows he can't easily, not to mention safely, penetrate you any more, so he has come up with a new way to humiliate you and get off at the same time
>he makes you work out for him naked, lifting weights until you're tired and out of breath, and then he walks over to you and flicks the weights away as though they were nothing
>his massive cock, which he now doesn't even bother keeping sheathed, grows hard underneath him as he swells with pride and ego
>he brings in the largest ponies in the land, be they stallions or mares, and dominates them while you kneel underneath him, worshiping his enormous balls
>"are you paying attention, slut? listen to how much this bitch is enjoying it! maybe if you were a bit more like me, you'd be able to make somepony make this noise, too!"
>"ah! say it! say you wish you were like me, say you'd do anything to be a god like me!"
>you agree, but you know it's partly a lie: if you were like him, then you wouldn't be able to worship your prince every day
>after he finishes, he allows you to sleep with him, his hot breath in your ear and on your neck, his cock between your legs dwarfing your own, leaving you to stroke yourself fantasizing about him

we've put ourselves in a corner. he's going to get too big if we're not careful, and then we shall be doomed.

maybe about him taking Rarity, and helping her adjust to her new life?

>captcha: wefour raped

we're going to need two more ponies too, it seems.

>>4598544

not everything. not scat, not watersports, not infantplay, not farts.

there was one other, but i forgot what it was, so maybe i've embraced it since then.

>>4598773
>implying Fancypants doesn't finance Daring Do's escapades in return for the artifacts, which he puts on display in his museums

>>4598672
Knowing Pinkie she probably wouldn't care about playing in the mud in public. If you decide to go through with it she'd probably end up pouncing on you so you could play wrestle with her. Would you be able to keep your boner in check or would it become a problem when she pins you down and cuddles up against you, snorting happily into your neck

>>4598782
>not infantplay
;_;

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>>4598719

a pony version of

<-this

>>4598793
Well..... I'd definitely be fully erect. That's for sure at this point. It's just a question of whether she'd notice and how she'd react. I'd try to keep it covered with mud, to be honest.

>>4598663
>They each take turns farting in your face

>>4598782
That one other is me.

>>4598793
no, i wouldn't be able to control it.

I'd ruin our relationship by making things all weird by getting a boner during platonic play-wrestling.
pinkie would still invite me to parties, but we could never be together.
;-;

>>4598813
dont ruin this for me you stupid fuck.

>>4598796
These would be better if whoever designed them knew anything about designs.
Twilight's colors on a thick diagonal striped tie would look ok
or Rarity pinstripes

>>4598813
unf

>>4598820
that room must be filled with all their butt perfume

>>4598813

>7 mile tooting machine

>>4598823
>>4598813
>samefag bumping his own post to generate feelings of acceptance

>>4598796
>Ponies paired with their cutie marks
>Twilight paired with what looks to be Lyra

At least be consistent. What are these anyway? Lanyards? Shoelaces?

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>>4598821

>>4598831
>trying too hard

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>I cant send a package without decoration. What do you think?

Girl I think is cute posted this.

Sigh.

>>4598705
>her skewed eyes gaze off vacantly into space as she writhes in ecstasy under you
>"Aaaaah-haaaah-nnnngh~! A-Anon-mmmh! I w-want your-hah!-your-haaah! B-Bubble wand!"
>she cries out, a pleading tone to her voice
>"I want your bubble wand...!"

>>4598834
those
have actual vectors of ponies on them

disguisting

>>4598836
>implying he isnt correct

>>4598832
Nevermind. That's Bonbon.

>>4598829
Would you even make it all the way without passing out?

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>"Well don't just look at it, eat it."

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>>4598700

Smaller version.

Other than the Game Grump reference (only /v/ guys would know that), it applies to every history/politics discussion on 4chan.

>>4598852
YES MA'AM.

>>4598852
Pinkie, I can't eat your butt
it's not edible
it isn't even food

>>4598780
Hrm, She'd probably be my sleeping bag. I'd spend all night in her body as it kept me warm. Hearing her breathing would probably lull me to sleep.

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Tex's Anon Question.

Has anyone else done fan art of this guy?

>>4598842
>Bubble Wand
Christ, how long did it take you to think of that?
I'll bet you're very proud of yourself.

All this Pinkie talk reminds me.

>Pinkie Pie sleeps with anybody in town who asks except you
>It's because you're special to her and she doesn't want you to feel like you are just another cock to her.

>>4598840
Do what I did when one of my friends started posting sociology bullshit.

Call them out. I literally said "That's funny, I could have sworn I didn't have a Tumblr account."

Example you could use;
>"I think you need to stop using reddit. That place is garbage."

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>>4598859
I think a few people have yeah

Jailbait made this

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>>4598577

>Fluttershy

>>4598859
why is texanon patrick klepek?

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>>4598846

>>4598812
She'd take notice of what you were trying to hide and curiosity would get the better of her. She'd turn around and start snuffling at the peculiarly stiff mud tower while her muddy pink rump nearly eclipses your viewpoint.
"What are you trying to hide? Oh!! Is it a surprise for me?!"

>>4598860
ha. ha. sarcasm.

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>>4598865

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>>4598760

Fancy Pants and Dudley having a gentlemanly Boxing Match.

>>4598861
I want to be special to Pinkie. I want to have this subject arise when spending time with her. I want it to get awkward before she breaks and tells me the truth. I want to tell her how I feel and ask why she feels this way. And then she'd tell me. And we'd share a tearful embrace.

>>4598872
This would go great with my Epic Cupcake Time tshirt and fedora.
and of course, cargo shorts and sandals work with everything.

>>4598880
that NMM costume is awful

>>4598856
Preposterous. Everyone knows that Ponies are made of candy.

Flesh: Gummy
Muscle: Taffy
Blood: Strawberry Syrup
Fat: Marshmallow
Bones: Rock Candy
Bone Marrow: Jell-O
Fur/Mane: Cotton Candy

Ponies are totes edible

>>4598861
>Give up trying
>Find someone else
How would she feel?

>>4598873
Oh god.

My dick.

But... we are in public. Others would see. What the fuck am I supposed to do/say?

Does anyone here have a tulpa?

>>4598857
So which end do you climb into? Do you pull apart her stretchy pucker with your hands or watch as she blushes and opens her mouth wide? Do you prefer to go in feet-first, watching your body slowly disappear inside her or head-first so you can feel her warmth against your face sooner?

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>>4598864
Why would Trixie like him?

>>4598873
Oh, Jesus, Pinkie.... She's got to know what it is. She's got to just be fucking with me. What can I say? I'd say, "Come on, Pinkie, you know what it is." I'd be embarrassed.

>>4598863

I called them a "filthy redditfag"

Do I win?

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>>4598880

i want crazy college years Celestia and Luna.

>>4598831
>>4598848
>imfuckingplying samefag
I know you don't like farts which is totally cool. But if you think I'm samefagging out of some desire for acceptance then you are way off target.
Just ignore what you don't like instead of lashing out at it.

>>4598888
bbut I couldn't eat Pinkie. I like her, I don't want her to be eaten

>>4598897
It was a one time joke.

>>4598885
She wouldn't have the courage to confess to you.

She laughs off every fear but her fear of intimacy.

You would have to confess to her.

>>4598890
She would want her beloved to be happy.

>>4598908
she has a bit of a manface going on there

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>>4598886
>This would go great with my Epic Cupcake Time tshirt and fedora.
>and of course, cargo shorts and sandals work with everything.

Which pony is holding out for a hero til the end of the night?

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They Would Party With Pinkie.

>>4598923
Me ;_;

>>4598923
Luna
It's kind of sad, she still thinks he's coming every night.

>>4598894
Probably up her juicy pucker. I would go in feet first so I can see her butthole slowly eat more and more of more of my body until my head is graced with her warmth.

>>4598914
>Alone with Pinkie Pie in the kitchen, making baked goods.
>Situation starts turning romantic
>You confess
>She gets all flustered and starts babbling on and on about how it could never work out between you two, her being the way she is and you being human.
>If you let her continue she would likely get incredibly upset and bolt out the door, not knowing how to handle yourself.
>So you just hug her and she melts in your arms, sobbing softly.

>>4598914
Well, I'd confess. I'd tell her how I feel. We'd be friends for a long time and I'd eventually ask to come over and I'd spill my guts and tell her how I've felt all along.
I actually did this in high school. Things just got awkward between us and we didn't talk much anymore. She had been my best friend.

>>4598180
>Alicorn OC in the OP image

oh great, it's one of THOSE kinds of threads. :/

>>4598831
>>4598848
There are at least 4 fart fags.

>>4598782
>he's going to get too big if we're not careful, and then we shall be doomed.

I'd be willing to press my luck.

A bit more stallion dom sounds fun though. Who's a big tough stallion he could humiliate? I'm tempted to say Mac but he's obvious. Maybe Fancypants? He's pretty big.

>>4598931
Too bad its been 1000 years since he made that promise.

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>>4598886

anon, but they actually look quite nice

http://www.mylittleties.com/

>>4598946
Eurobeat?

>>4598842

Where do you want it ?

>>4598943
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddGJEKJk7v4