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So close to season 3 it hurts edition soon
Olden thread: >>4575726

Do you like the BGM or the songs better?
Which is your favorite?
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>Season 4
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>>4579397
Of course you can, all you had to do was ask
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>>4579415
yes, so evil
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>>4579397

that depends.

are you trustworthy?
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In this week's mlpg
Shoes are unattractive
Feet are unattractive
Thin is unattractive
DD breasts are unattractive
Irresponsibility is unattractive
Pigs are now attractive
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>>4579450
Yes, yes, and double yes.
As long as this is what she wants.....
Because it's certainly what I want.
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>>4579447
>>not posting your drawings even when completely awful

H-here I go!
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>>4579470
None of those things are attractive
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>>4579442
Meh.
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>>4579412
Both style of music fit in the show when its appropriate. Songs are great in moderation and when its part of the plot while the BGM help build up the atmosphere with the event.

Best song, of course, is Smile, Smile, Smile!
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>>4579470
>Shoes are unattractive
>Feet are unattractive

Wrong.

>Thin is unattractive

Depends. What kind? Naturally skinny or unhealthy/junkie skinny?

>DD breasts are unattractive
>Irresponsibility is unattractive

True dat.
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>>4579451

>those eyes floating in her hair

HER MANE IS HAUNTED AAH FUCK

20spooky40me
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>>4579470
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>>4579392
I guess it would be alright to leave Snails behind at the spa. He can make his own way home when he's ready. In the meantime I could bring Featherweight along and take care of his problem first. And after Snails gets back if he's not spent I'll already have Featherweight warmed up. It might be fun to press their dicks together for a double-jerk.
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>>4579470
Well the first two are true, anyway.
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>>4579486
Fuck, that's both cute and a bit arousing.
The very best combo.
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>>4579476
That's not so bad, my first ponies were so much worse!
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>>4579442
Who is the minty guy?
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>>4579470
>DD breasts are unattractive.
Because they're too small!
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>>4579470

>i want you to make me oink for you
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>>4579476
Is this the birth of an epic new meme?
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we pigs now?
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>>4579412
Has there ever been a date confirmed, or are we still pulling things out of our ass on it?
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>>4579470
and so the cycle of perversion continues.
soon, even consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of making pone babby will be attractive.
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>>4579496
Well that's a very unoffensive answer.
I like the BGM more than the songs personally.
I think William Anderson is underappreciated comapred to Ingram.
I mean the writers write the lyrics so they are both basically just adding music, and I love the BGM much more.
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>>4579528
What are these creatures called?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tBM2ZfncoU&noredirect=1

Star Wars Nigga!
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>>4579520
The one who is fanon obsessed with humans, of course
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>>4579532
Nada, sorry.
Best thing we have is some random IMDB article that says October, but that doesn't mean shit.
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>>4579476
best pony
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>>4579515
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>>4579533
you sick freak
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>>4579523
There isn't nearly enough appreciation for unrealistic boobage
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>>4579528
groce!
get it away from me!
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>>4579546
I'd pluck his strings
Oh yeah, I'd definitely finger a melody on his instrument.
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EVERYONE POST THE FIRST PONY YOU DREW
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>>4579540

women, but that one particularly is called a Chloe Vevrier.
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>>4579571
I...can't. I haven't drawn a pony.
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http://www.wikifeet.com/Tara_Strong

>Wikifeet
>The collaborative celebrity-feet website
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>>4579571
If it counts
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>>4579575
women, huh? that's weird, there are also human females that are called women.
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>>4579571
I deleted that shit last year
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>>4579546
How do you stop a guy from crying without going full gay?
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>>4579577

Get started nigga!
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Here's the thing:
Cute piggies are cute.
And cute ponies acting like cute piggies is double cute.
BUT
In the sick, warped, diseased picture of sexuality that we've become infected with....
Innocuous Cuteness = Maximum Sexy
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>>4579513
Once you got him home, his cock leaving a trail of pre behind you on the way, how would you help him with his not-so-little problem? Hands? Mouth? Or something else? Hs doesn't share Snails' massive flare, so while he's not a much of a stallion he's certainly a lot more convenient.
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I want to make fluttershy squeal like a pig as she rolls around in the mud. and if she tries to get out, I'll use my feet to push her head into the mud.
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>>4579571

it might have been different if i wasn't using a track-pad.
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>>4579571
technically the second pony i drew, but the first was on paper and has been long since lost
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>>4579594
Well, it's not gay if it's a marshmallow horse so if you're asking how to stop a human from crying I don't have an answer for you
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>>4579571
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>>4579584
>almost all pictures depict her feet in a cast
>21 members rated as (beautiful feet)
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>>4579607
>imagine Rose saying all this
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>>4579594
But boys don't cry
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>>4579584
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>>4579571
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>>4579611
>>4579624
It's not like I want to masturbate him or anything...
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>>4579571
One day I will own a scanner.
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>>4579584

who cares about Tara's feet? we have Nicole's and Andrea's, and they won't go Fatal Attraction on us.
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>>4579607
I wish for Pinkie to suddenly decide that she wants to be my little piggy and squeal and roll around in the mud.
And if she tries to get out, it will only be to eat from her trough or have crazy piggy sex with me.

Until she decides something else would be more fun.
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>>4579571
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STEAK YOU DO YOU FEEL IT EPPL'BLUM
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>>4579619

Toes are cute, but sole shots where it's at.
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>>4579470
>Feet are unattractive
I want to use Celestias feet as a fetish
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>>4579643

I've seen Nicole's, but I don't believe I've ever seen Andrea's.
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Would you suckle from a mare's swollen teats?
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>>4579687
>Rarity
Yes I would.
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>>4579669
>those nails
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>>4579571
i know, i know...
I need to learn perspective, and how to draw them outside of a profile.
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>>4579669
I'm not a fan of feet, but I really like Luna's mouth there
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>>4579689
Would she even like it?
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>>4579647
Pinkie already looks kind of like a cute piggy....
I'll bet if you shaved the hair off her tail, she'd have a curly little pig tail underneath...
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>>4579669
The rest of Celestia, on the other hand...
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>>4579705
I'm not a piece of shit like Pinkie.
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Is chubby Pinkie the best Pinkie?
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>>4579714
you take that back
my backup waifu is not a pig
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>>4579669

i don't like anthro feet, ever. anthro is best when the legs are incredibly muscular horse-legs.
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>>4579693
wtf are those scribblings on the right?
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>>4579724
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>>4579733
Russian
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>>4579729
>backup waifu
What could happen to the first?
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>>4579571
At least I'm so much better now.

I wish.
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>>4579571
No.
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>>4579729
YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
MAI WAIFU IS NOT YOUR BACKUP!
And a curly little tail in all that fluff would be cute. Much better than a creepy rat tail, like the others.
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>>4579693
stop thinning the veil to the warp with your heretical runes, anon!
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>>4579728
light as a feather pinkie is best pinkie
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>>4579742
I don't know. But it never hurt to be prepared
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>>4579765
Well would you look at that, Pinkie is canon lightly weighted.
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>>4579741
that's definitely not russian, but I can't identify it.
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>>4579743
Post something recent
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for pinkie pie something pink
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>>4579775
Marshmallows don't weigh a whole lot
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>>4579765
Pinkie is lightest pony.
Derpy is heaviest.
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>>4579779
Atlantian
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>>4579755
I like horses tails
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>>4579775
No she's fat and chubby from eating too much, and they couldn't give her a different body type.

Stupid meddling executives!
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>>4579794
The mass of her ass is borderline blackhole.
Thanks for the new wallpaper.
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I don't wanna be your friend.
I just wanna be your lover.
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>>4579803
I hate them. Unless they're shown in a sexual context in stylized fanart.
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>>4579785
I don't actually have anything recent finished.

So hey, I'll go draw Pinkie again now and see how it turns out.
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>>4579814
>you can never have derpy's ass as your wallpaper because of roommates
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>>4579816
But
why don't you wanna be my friend, too?
d-do you not like me for me?
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>>4579824
Neat,
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>>4579796
>>4579779
>>4579761
>>4579733
wow, i remember you, NEEEEERRRD!

it's tengwar.
from lord of the rings.
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>>4579816

if you love me, say yes, and if you don't, dear, confess.
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>>4579816
I'm listening to that RIGHT NOW.
Are you me?
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>tfw you will never own a Butt Stallion.
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>>4579832
>>4579849
>>4579847
No matter how it ends
No matter how it starts
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>>4579571
The third pone I drew, first on a tablet.
I really need to practice more so this is proof of progress and not just embarrassing.
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What is your ideal pone's body? Would you watch as they changed from a regular pony to their new form slowly?
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>>4579855
Can I be one instead?
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What's a good Nightmare Night costume for Twilight?
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>>4579869
Just as they are on the show.
Stretchy and sexy.
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>>4579571
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>>4579869
but she's already ideal, anon.
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>>4579873
Michael Jackson's Thriller.
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>>4579287
After a few months your master is doubtlessly the strongest stallion in Equestria. His guards seem embarrassed to even stand in the same room, oblivious to how their prince had managed to grow so large while never seeming to exercise. Of course your own feeble body is like a colt's in comparison. Your master orders you to strike him hard on the flank, then laughs as he can hardly feel your pathetic attempt, your own hoof stinging from the impact. His cock now has grown so large that in its soft state it dwarfs the full erection of the Blueblood you first met when you entered his service. Wrapping your lips around his fat cockhead is a feat now impossible without your master's magical assistance, and even then his mighty flare devastates your throat and leaves you choking and spasming on the floor after every use. He doesn't offer the same courtesy to your ass. Though repeated use has left you the loosest rear in Equestria, his girth keeps it painfully tight. He no longer treats you like a lowly commoner, nor his pet, nor even a living being. You're simply his property. You exist to be used. He's careful not to accidentally break you, because a prince does value his possessions, but you only serve two purposes now: To be his willing receptacle, and to serve as a point of comparison for the ever-increasing grandeur of his body and cock.
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>>4579816
DAMN, I wish I was your lover. I'd rock you till the daylight comes;
make sure you are smiling and warm.
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>>4579855
>not wanting a mare

faget
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>>4579855
That was totally a call out to us bronies right?
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>>4579630
i'm not that into feet, and i don't think hers are that stunning, but the fact that they're her feet, and she voices twilight... really makes me want to worship them
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>>4579872
Depends.
How do you feel about being made out of diamonds?
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>>4579571
Shit, I deleted it.
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Practicing with Snails probably makes deep-throating Featherweight no challenge at all, but for the sake of his ego I'd still pretend to gag a bit and flatter him with how "huge" he is.
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>>4579889
Handsome Jack is a confirmed Elusivefag.
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>>4579886
I wish I was special.
You're so fucking special.
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>>4579873
A Rainbow Dash costume
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>>4579898
I forgot my link:
>>4579604
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>>4579869

you're, what, asking me what my ideal pony would look like as an actual human? this.

and God yes i'd watch. i hope it takes months, so i can enjoy every stage of the transformation.
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IS THERE ANY WAY TO FIX A BROKEN HEAAAARTTTTT
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Can you guys believe there's no MLPG in the moon? It blows my mind.
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>>4579803
which pony's tail would make the best violin bows
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>>4579630
Fucking Eric Bauza.
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>>4579926
Where can I get more pics of this girl
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>>4579927
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>>4579889
>>4579904
>>4579893
I'm surprised /v/ isn't shitting itself blind that there just maybe possibly might be a reference to ponies in a video game that if liberally interpreted in its context is a reference to a popular kids' show.
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>>4579933
Rarity obviously
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>>4579933
Octavia.
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>>4579927

BANG YOUR BROKEN HEAAAAAAAAAART
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>>4579869
>What is your ideal pone's body?
Well, I won't lie. I'd like her a bit chubby. With a big butt. Big and round and bouncy... And sticking out and up....
And, if we're going all the way, puffy vaginal lips. Not comically huge, but rightly swollen. At least a handful. Anus too, anus the size of a ping pong ball.
I think that's about it for body.... Maybe bigger teats. Like little udders, or something.
>Would you watch as they changed from a regular pony to their new form slowly?
Y-yesss! I would enjoy that very much!
"My rumps gettin' kinda jiggly, anon! Time to work it off!"
Then she gets in her exercise gear and I watch her work her new body... Sweaty... Jiggling... Pink.... Aasdgpgoiw9ehgfbasdf;alsjkdf......
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>>4579946
but its so squiggly
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>>4579941
I don't think they caught the reference.
Someone should show them.
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>>4579898
>tfw Featherweight has a HUGE STALLION COCK OH MY GOD IT'S POKING MY EYE OUT.
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>>4579855
>tfw you will never own a Butt Stallion.
did someone say Butt Stallion
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>>4579571
pink pone lotsa curls
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>>4579926
Slow tf is best tf.
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>>4579970
What even is a butt stallion
I'm confused
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>>4579941
I know. Compared to their reaction to Meet the Pyro...
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>>4579970
Now this is a horse worthy of a president of an amazingly awesome corporation!
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>>4579983
>>4579941
/v/ doesn't actually play the games
They only watch the trailers

Come on you should know this by now
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>>4579979
The villain of Borderlands 2 is an egomaniacal trillionaire who buys "a pony made of diamonds". He specifies it's not a statue, it's an actual diamond pony.
He names it after you: "Butt Stallion".
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>>4579470
>Thin is unattractive
nigga you high or something? Thin an elegant always attractive, unless thread filled with Ross' legacy and Ross himself.
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It hurts.
Why do they do this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OgKFdtk4_0
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>>4579998
Oh, well alright then.
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>>4579979
Handsome Jack in Borderlands 2 says he owns a horse made of diamonds, and taunts the player about it.
He wanted to name it something in honor of the vault hunter, but he decided it was too childish.
So he named it Butt Stallion.
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>>4579898
>>4579919
As soon as his tip was in your mouth he'd shudder and pant, his wings flapping softly. As you swallow more and more of his cock, gagging on purpose to make him feel big he'd begin to flap harder, lifting off your couch and hovering in front of you. Soon you'd reach the base of his erection, his entire length pulsing and throbbing in your throat. He'd let out an adorable coo of pleasure as you expertly milked his shaft, swallowing and suckling every jet of pre out of him. You'd feel his little legs rest on the back of your head and pull you into his groin as he began to whimper and moan about how good you were. Eventually he'd stutter out a warning about how close he was, his hips bucking lightly into your mouth.
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>>4579936

her handle is Kalasnacks. all of the stuff i have of her is from her buddies' DArt pages, since as far as i can tell, she doesn't have one. this is the only picture i've seen of her Rarity stuff that isn't from that first set.
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>>4579998
>trillionaire
no, i think he has money measured in powers of ten.

like, $1 x 10^(15) 'onaire.

i mean, he basically owns the planet.
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>>4579998
I think it's creepy when he keeps calling me 'pumpkin'
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Pictures of smartie pants doll, pls.
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>>4579998
>crystal pony
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>>4580044
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>>4580044
you got it
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>>4580051
Is Applejack succumbing to Mako poisoning?
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>>4580051
>Whelp.
If the big bad has the same VA I will shit my pants.
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>>4580026
>>4579998
>Le EpIc MeMe, YoU gUyS

seriously why are people still playing this game?
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>>4579957
When the changes got to her swelling marelips, would she start to pant and moan as she worked off her pudge, subconsciously jiggling her ass at you at first before outright grinding her spandex-clad rump against you? Her heavy marecunt and plump anus would be clearly visible under the thin, sweaty fabric. Would you suggest a new kind of exercise or would she?
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>>4580052
Smarty pants looks like a pedophile.
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>>4580052
Wow,
I'm gonna break out some of the collection books I have now.
Goodnight.
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>>4580089
>Stop having fun, it has our precious memes in it!
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>>4580052
i imagine that instead of calvin and hobbes type shenanigans, twilight and smarty pants would sneak off to study while candy ass tries to get them to play outside
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>>4580057
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>>4580082
>Lord doughnut steel has the same mannerisms as Handsome Jack.
Yes please.
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>>4580092
Do you even Calvin and Hobbes?
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>>4580092
I look nothing like that.
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>>4579885
Did the other guy who was into absorption go to bed?

>the curse of having a fetish almost no one shares
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>>4580089
You're unironically shitposting.

Why do you even get out of bed anymore?
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>>4580089
>seriously why are people still playing this game?
Because I enjoy the simple but solid gunplay and the ways the original has been improved upon, primarily regarding variety and side interests (like visual customization)
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>>4580102
Err, why?
It's just a Calvin and Hobbes reference, it kinda fits really. I thought it was cute.
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>>4580091
Oh, christ...
I like to imagine she wouldn't even realize what she's doing. The pleasure of the swelling genitals is just guiding her. And shortly after she shoved her butt in my face, she'd stop short and sort of come back to reality.
And I'd take advantage of that momentary hesitation to peel her shorts off her expanded rear and...
Get to work...
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>>4580051
Fluttershy is most beautiful cover pony as usual
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>>4580121
>absorption
Is this like maximum vore?
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>>4580122
I really enjoy the perspective of penetration here. It's probably my favorite.
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>>4580123
daytime pls
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>>4580122
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>>4580131
I think that anon was just saying that after seeing that picture, now they want to go back and read some of their Calvin and Hobbes collections.
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>>4580131
Never mind I misconstrued that as anger. carry on.
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>>4580108
This. Twilight would be a reverse-Calvin.
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>>4580031
After play-gagging on his dick it's a bit embarrassing to actually gag when his load is much bigger than I expected. I'd keep my lips sealed though to avoid letting any of his colt-cream escape as I choked it all down. It's a good thing he got that out of the way. It's about time for Snails to be getting back and now that he's not on a hair-trigger the three of us can have some real fun.
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>>4580108
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>>4580132
But what to do first? Press your face into her drooling folds? Tease her growing pucker? Suckle from her swelling teats?

Whichever one you pick, her momentary hesitation would melt into utter need. Need for you to please her new body and use it to please yourself.
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>>4580158
What kind of reaction is that.
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>>4580135

sometimes, but in this case it's him stealing the power, masculinity, and length from the stallions he fucks.
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>>4580135
The idea is Blueblood has a corrupting aura that slowly turns his stallion playthings into small-dicked femboys while he steals their size to add to his own. Now he's started covertly stealing the strength from his guards (careful not to drain them too much) while he keeps you around to worship him.
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Holy mother of fuck is season 3 here yet and if not when is coming back
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>>4580189

a Clarksonian reaction. Clarksonianism is an altered state of being, first proposed by the philosopher Clarksonius, 500 BC.
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>>4580229
Never.
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>>4579869
>>4579869
Slick, thin and elegant. Consistent. Beautiful.
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>>4580188
Well, it's pretty obvious what I must do...
Mash my mouth into her swollen vagina.... Nose mashed into anus.... One hand rubbing and kneading chubbed-up butt... and one hand massaging a teat.
I'm a renaissance man.
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>>4580229
When you start drawing yourself
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>>4580229
never, show is canceled, there is no season 3
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>>4580052
The fuckt that doll is portrayed as alive creeps me out
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>>4580229
we haven't gone far enough
not until one of us gets arrested for having sex with a pig dressed up as pony
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>>4580235
So Rainbow Dash
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>>4580179
Given the chance, how would you like him to find you? Gulping hard around Featherweight's shaft as he pumps cum down your throat? Sitting with him in your lap, your hand gently teasing his shaft? Or maybe you've got a finger inside him, teasing his prostate as he slaps against his own belly? Snails will surely be in for a treat no matter what you choose, the sight of you and another colt getting him unsheathed and rigid in seconds.
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>>4580248
Why would you post this?
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>>4580243

>she backs up and sits down on your head
>she starts humping your face against the ground
>she keeps apologizing for her behavior, she doesn't know what's come over her, but it feels too good to stop
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>>4580235
The screw anatomy on those wings bothers me every time this is posted ever since someone pointed it out.
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>>4580243
unf
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Celestia's wings aren't that pretty.
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>>4580278
sounds like someone wants to spend time on the moon
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>>4580278
Maybe not that pretty, but still the prettiest.
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>>4580278
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What's a good animated movie with feels and not anime I can download to watch?
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>>4580301
OH NO NOT THE MOON
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>>4580308
Hunchback of Notre Dame, VERY feely
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>>4580308
Up
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>>4580308
Up
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>>4580308
brave little toaster
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>>4580308
Up is pixars 2nd worst movie
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>>4580308
Iron Giant
Pokemon Mewtwo Strikes Back
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>>4580243
With all that stimulation she'd be unable to do anything but push back into your face and hands, letting out a long moan as she winked furiously over your mouth. She'd babble and pant, shouting your name and begging you to keep going as her body slowly continued to swell towards its full size. You'd be able to feel her flesh grow against you, her lips thickening on either side of yours, her pucker threatening to swallow your nose whole, her jiggly ass filling one hand as her sensitive teats fill the other.
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>>4580320
>>4580323
Shit, I forgot about Up, that's the most feel of them all. Really good too.
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>>4580308
Come back when you've seen all of these.
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>>4580256
He'd probably be a little jealous to catch me deep-throating the little pegasus all the way to the hilt since it's nearly impossible to do that to him. I'd have to offer to give it my best shot to make it up to him. Maybe if I start feeding it in while it's still mostly soft I can make it. This will give Featherweight some time to recover.
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>>4580334
Mah nigga
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>>4580275
get dunked ross
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>>4580348
That is an odd list of movies..


I'm going with Up, thanks guys
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>>4580348
fuck yeah watership down

>>4580355
yeah cool you too
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>>4580334
You really do strive to be the most terrible person in these threads, don't you?
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>>4580122
hey this is pretty cool
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>>4580339
Oh, man. She seems to be getting even bigger than I expected.
This is a good thing.
And before too long she'd just collapse backwards onto my face. I'd be trapped within her soft, jiggling cheeks. I'd have no recourse but to bring her to orgasm, just so she'd get up and let me breathe. Of course, she'd help by rubbing and scooting across my face.
Poor Pinkie.... No jokes, no gags. She's crippled by pleasure.
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>>4580348
ive only seen half of these
that reminds me, what happened to the monday night movie guy
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>>4580399
Nope this is straight up opinion

I'm sorry you think otherwise though
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>>4580379
It's western, animated, non-Disney movies that you need to watch.
Every single one of them is at least worth watching.
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>>4580424
just like the "stop drawing" thing right?
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>>4580278
I gonna answer for that, nigga!

*reloads his .50cal*
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>>4580348

A lot of these are good, but the others are mostly rotoscope shit.
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>>4580366
>get called Ross for the first time

I'm almost flattered you think I'm someone that important.
It's a nice picture but they just connect weirdly
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>>4580431
Oh I can list on one hand the movies there I haven't seen. It just seemed a random list of them, though I haven;t given much thought o which are the "best" in that category.
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>>4580352
With your mouth pressed into his crotch he'd groan as you stuffed his oversized flare between your lips even as he remained sheathed. Slowly his cock would slide out, pushing into you and down your throat as he shuddered and moaned. Featherweight would sit off to the side catching his breath and watching in awe as your neck swelled with Snails' expanding girth. Soon he'd be at half mast inside you, unsheathed all the way and moaning loudly at the sensation of being completely inside you. It would get harder and harder to stay on him as he swelled with arousal and got completely hard, but with a swollen neck and an incredible bulge near your stomach from his tip you'd finally do it.

But you probably won't be able to keep it up for very long. Thankfully the amazing sensation of filling your throat and the recent memory of those spa ponies drinking his fresh spunk would have him on edge.
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>>4580121
Oh well I guess I'll just cap what we have and save it for later. God there have been so many good greentexts and spoilertexts lately. Why can't the fic writers pump out content like this? Most of the stuff in the clopfic directory is godawful.
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>>4580315
>Luna is zooming away.
>Towards the moon.
Holy shit.
How did I never notice that before?

This is art of clearly the highest caliber.
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>>4580461
It's because they're basically "jam sessions." Ideas mutate in the best ways when you have another person to bounce them off of.
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>>4580461
>most of the stuff in the clopfic directory is godawful
>no one reads the clopfic directory

Also in anything awful is posted here it instantly dies from lack of interest.
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>>4580437
sure

But I've somewhat felt bad about it recently, so I've adopted a tripcode so people who don't want constructive criticism can filter me like the children they are
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>>4580461
Because writing a fic is like roleplaying with yourself.
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>>4580461
I was going to make my fanfiction debut with Pony or Die, but I haven't gotten my go ahead yet.
I'd probably write whatever you guys want after that.
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>>4580484
>implying you are him
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>>4580484
yeah, because "stop drawing" is constructive.
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>>4580484
Also holy shit this thread has a lot of spoiler text
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mlpg should stream something
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>>4580494
>Pony or Die
has there been any word on that recently?
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>>4580411
Her tongue lolling out of the side of her mouth and her eyes glazed over, she'd rock back and forth as she sat on your head. Every grind of her marecunt and anus on your face would make her groan with pleasure and drool slick juices all over your mouth. When she finally came she'd press hard against you, her cheeks enveloping your head as she cried out in ecstasy. Her puffy marecunt would wink hard and coat your face in fluid as her pucker would clench reflexively around your nose. She'd bask for a while before coming to her senses and leaping off of you, worried as you gasped for air.

Once she was sure you were okay she'd start giggling, telling you how maybe this new look could work for her. That is, as long as you'd be willing to throw her more of these special parties.
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>>4580498
I've seem to have lost my bugs doll so here daffy

>>4580505
take it as whatever you want anon

>>4580542
no
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SigMOvd1hLY&feature
>Female drivers.
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>>4580441
>Ross
>important

I'm sorry, I can't. Just can't.
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>>4580557
wow bugs, thx my sides have losted it WOW
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>>4580476
I wish we could get a writer willing to take the skeleton of an idea expressed in greentexts and convert it into a proper fic. But most writers probably want to write their own stuff.

Still if a writer was willing to do this it would probably be pretty easy work.
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>>4580542
I could stream Up after it's done downloading in like 5 minutes
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[love]
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>>4580563
>misogyny
>>>/r9k/

>>4580578
I remember when "my sides hurt from laughing so hard" meant something
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>God there have been so many good greentexts and spoilertexts lately.
I don't recall such. Any good humanxpony (malexfemale)?
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I wish bugs would leave
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>>4580550
Oh, Pinkie.... So understanding. I morph her entire hindquarters into some kind of freakish parody of my own sexual desires, and she just giggles and says how much she likes it.
I'd have so many private parties with her.
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>>4580600
I remember when you didn't exist.
It was nice.
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Suddenly, Smooze.
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>>4580614
He's literally Chrysallis feeding on attention.
Easy solution, impossible application.
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would you let rarity put her VAGINA on your PENIS?
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>>4580614
just filter him. soon enough he'll be talking to himself
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Your favorite pig pony just tooted
What do?
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>>4580630
I would let her.
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>>4580453
I'm probably going to black out if I don't get some air, so as soon as I feel him start to unload I'd need to pull off, although his thick flare mid-spurt would probably be hard to remove. And even desperate for air I don't want to hurt him.
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>>4580638
Sniff her butt.
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Look at these cute pones.

How does it make you feel knowing they will never exist.
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>>4580629
I don't even come here anymore maybe like once every 2 months if I needed the attention I'd come here more often
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>>4580630
Her VAGINA? That's gross, anon.
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>>4580630

not if it's a Lexi Diamond-shaped Rarity. maybe a Shay Hendrix-shaped one.
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>>4580660
Fuck you.
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>>4580638
I throw her in the mud like the filthy piggy she is.
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>>4580652
I like this one better
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>>4580660

somehow you're worse than the Nemesisanon.
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>>4580666
>Implying you would pass up a chance to fuck someone who looked like that
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>>4580652
>he doesn't live in a dimension where pone exists

Dude what the fuck have you even been doing for the past two years
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>>4580693
They're equally terrible.
Hell they were practically MADE for each other.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3uFNesZ4f4
The barbie fuckers are catering to our fetishes now.
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>>4580693
Almost as terrible as diet soda.
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>>4580630
That.... Looks like it feels really good...
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>>4580705
silently crying myself to sleep every night
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Streaming Up

http://www.livestream.com/yeowzacinema

Gonna watch it now, leaving stream on my other screen
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>>4580715
but that drink is goat
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>>4580640
Pulling back, his flare does pose a problem for you, but you can still slowly work it out. Except when he's spurting - the added thickness of his cum-swollen cock lodges him fast in your throat every few seconds. So you get several inches out of your mouth only to be stuck for a full second as he unloads into your stomach. Before he finishes you pull off him completely, able to get a deep breath in before he spurts again, hosing you down with glue-thick spunk. Once the haze of climax lifts, Snails sees you sputtering for breath and soaked in spunk and apologizes profusely.

Off to the side, Featherweight is rather intimidated by what he's seen, but his throbbing erection painting his belly with pre shows he's still very much interested.
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>>4580461
v
>>4580612
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>>4580649
She snorts and wiggles her butt in your face, releasing another much larger toot


>>4580681
She rolls around, getting herself nice and filthy before passing gas in the mud puddle, fat bubbles of her gas rising up to the surface. She beckons you with half lidded eyes.
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>>4580721
it, in fact, does
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>>4580621
If you had the power would you change her further? Would you tell her it was you that swelled her rump and ask if she'd be interested in anything else?
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>>4580749
Smell it and mash my nose in her asshole.
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>>4580749
Awww....
fuck.
I can't help it.
Filthy pig sex in the mud with pig-minded pony.
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>>4580751
Well... I think I'm pretty satisfied with her form as it is. I would of course be honest with her. I'd tell her it was me that did this, and I had the power to do more.
Since I'm satisfied, I'd ask her if she has anything in mind that she'd like changed.
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this...this is BRAIN poison!
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>>4580638
I would stick my nose into fluttershy's butt and ask for more
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>>4580035

>not being a stalker and having her facebook
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>>4580776
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>>4580795
EMBRACE IT.
FEEL YOUR MIND MELT.
IT'S BLISS ON THE OTHER SIDE.
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>>4580776

it's because there's a part in all men that wants to degrade a girl. if she's a pig, she'll just take it and smile. so it's guilt-free domination.
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derpy is a very ugly pony
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>>4580829
You are a horrible person.
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>>4580802

i love her, but you clearly are the King Kalafag. you humble me.

therefore, it should be you who begs her to do more Rarity, or to at least come on MLPG some day and show us her tits.
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I wish we didn't live in such a repressed society so stuff that is genuinely disgusting like farts and morbid obesity didn't get fetishised due to association with the 'equally disgusting' act of sexual intercourse.
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>>4580829
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>>4580807
No, fuck that. This is awful.

What is wrong with you people?
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>>4580821
You're probably right.
Combined with this: >>4579600
It's a perfect storm.
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>>4580838

not happening

she is married
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>>4580829
>not liking derpy
what is wrong with you?
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>>4580846
>'equally disgusting'
That's what happens when sex becomes social.
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>>4580736
I can only guess at how many times Snails has already cum today and yet his output and recovery time are still mind-blowing. I guess the first order of businesses is getting the two colts together to see how they stack up. I don't meant to make Featherweight self-conscious but I can't resist seeing how many times bigger Snails is. Then after the formalities it's time to try for the elusive simultaneous orgasm.
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>>4580846
>he thinks that's why those fetishes exist
>he thinks our society considers sexual intercourse 'equally disgusting'
Ha.
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>>4580821
Pig ponies will be the new thing
I guarantee it
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>>4580865
>Implying getting with married women is hard
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>>4580865

we've seen that can mean little. but whatever. beg her for more Rarity, then.
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>>4580793
She'd be a little surprised when she got the news, but the way you made her feel afterwards more than makes up for it. When you told her you could do more she'd gasp and start talking non-stop about all the possibilities. She could get wings and fly through the sky and go visit Cloudsdale again or oh what if she had a horn like a unicorn so she could cast magic or maybe both like Princess Celestia but she's not really a princess well maybe a princess of parties but that's not a real thing unless you made it a real thing with your awesome powers though that's probably not the best way to

She stops mid-sentence and her eyes go wide. Her face blushes and she smiles sweetly as she asks if she could feel what it was like to be a human like you.
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>>4580886
They can be cute for those who want cute.
And they can be sexual for those who want sexual.
They're really perfect.
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Rose what are you doing
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>>4580884
I can honestly not think of any other reason that people might get off to farts and fat people. It's incorrect.
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>>4580912
She wants to a Pandering
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>>4580912
why does that look like forever pandering's furry character?
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>>4580912
I think pandas are cute.
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>>4580912
Drawing cute butts it looks like. Of course knowing Ken is a dude kind of ruins it.
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>>4580912
butts
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>>4580918
>Pandering
I know it's you Carlos.
You have school tomorrow.
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>>4580901
o-oh gosh...
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>>4580924
sup
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>>4580548
Leth stopped by last night to let us now he has organized the last 6-7 people.

But he said he's going to give them AS LONG AS THEY WANT to finish their entries.

This is a fucking awful idea. With no deadline, they can draw this out forever. Plus he won't know if they're legitimately working a long time, or if they aren't even watching their email!
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>>4580901
Oh, gosh....
I really like my little pony....
But if this is what she wants, I can't say no.
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>>4580947
>not posting padawas
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>You will never kiss it quick and rise again
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>>4580925
I guess Rose wants to have sex with trap-ken.
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>>4580916
Your first mistake was trying to analyse fetishes you don't have. I don't know why you expected to be able to figure it out.
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>>4580916

now, hold on there, Squanto. what exactly do you mean by "fat"? because there's a whole spectrum. do you mean chubby, or, like, something that the Prince of Darkness would draw?
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>>4580764
She buries your face into her sweaty pillowy ass, completely subduing you underneath her heavy frame. She leans over and sniffs the bulge in your pants, making cute little snorting sounds before unzipping them with her mouth and nudging them away to reveal your hard throbbing cock which is immediately begins inspecting with her tongue.
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>>4580948
>Leth
>Alive
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>>4580896

it's tempting, but no, sorry, i have my limits
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>>4580960
He doesn't have those fetishes because his brain is working properly.
Unlike yours.
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>>4580916
>all the faggots how likes farts are incredible huge fatfags

why does it makes so much sense
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>>4580901
Is the magic here powerful enough that I could become her little pony? My real question is, would she want to change back afterwards?
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>>4580955
BUT THAT'S WHAT I DID
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>>4580925
Whats the name of this creature.
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>>4580982
Sorry they just looked like furry OCs
sorry
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>>4580912
umm
the hell is this?
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>>4580963
Ross. Ross is incorrect.
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>>4580912
she wants into his panties
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>>4580981
>Pinkie wants to be a human
>hmm no that's not sick and twisted enough, let's turn Anon into a pony
I swear to god if you mention "massive, sagging ponynuts"...
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>>4580980
but that is wrong, I only like farts. But this whole pig thing could become a problem for me.
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>>4580967
AAARRGGG!!!
JUST GIVE ME A SIGN THAT SHE'S STILL THERE.
JUST LET ME KNOW THIS IS AN ACT.
AND I'LL PLAY ALONG.
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>>4581007
Rose is supposedly asexual. Maybe it's some kind of weird quasi-platonic crush or something.
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>>4580972
Then at least let her know that there is a legion of MLPGers that would her.
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>>4580846

Fetishes have nothing to do with society, if anything they're a result of genetics and early life experiences and I believe that is only a hypothesis.

Do I have a foot fetish because of wiring in my brain or do I find spanking attractive as way to deal with being spanked as a child ?

No one really knows
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>>4581014
Oh come on man, that's not my fetish. I don't know who has to bring "pendulous pony nuts" and all that into every goddamn thing, but it's not me.
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>>4580909
tfw you've started a few of MLPG's fetish fads
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>>4580981
>Pinkie is a human
>you are her pony

Sure is CartoonLion in here
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>>4581031
>Fetishes
>Nature
>Not nurture
Anon. You are being silly right now.
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>>4581033
>tfw
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>>4580881
Beckoning the smaller pegasus over, you sit them down on their haunches face to face, their erections pressing against each other. Featherweight blushes profusely as he realizes that Snails is easily twice as long as he is, and easily one and a half times thicker. Snails tries his best to restrain his pride at being so obviously larger than someone else in his class, but both of them gasp as you wrap your hands around their girths and give them a light squeeze. Working your hands up and down their saliva-slicked lengths, you begin to grind their cocks together, watching as Featherweight eagerly begins to hump into Snails' erection. Soon both of them are panting and moaning, begging you not to stop as they both get closer and closer to release. You carefully tease them towards the point of no return, eager to get them to cum at the same time.

Are you looking to make a mess of yourself or do you have other plans for their shared orgasm?
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>>4581021
>Rose will never have a quasi-platonic crush on you
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>>4580976
Quite possibly. Morbid obesity is not a positive characteristic in a potential sexual partner. That doesn't change what I said.
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>>4581031
I was spanked constantly as a kid, and it really does nothing for me now, socially.
Everyone's different.
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Where's all the sexy buttholes tonight?
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>>4581033
tfw your throwaway ideas catch on for some reason and become horrible things that you're deeply ashamed of
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>>4581021
I think she just wants nonsexual lovey-dovey cuddles from a non-threatening guy. Pandering fits the bill
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>>4581059
They don't exist
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>>4581032
oh, good.
don't mind me, please continue.
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>>4581050
>you will never be butt-buddies with Rose
Butt buddies meaning that you draw butts and share them with each other, simply to giggle at the butts you each drew.
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>>4581050
>Is that the...no wait why do i think everything is the wonderbolts, god i'm such a dork.gif
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>>4581021
>asexual

Is that why she drew that comic when someone asked if she ever had a super awkward moment and it was her freaking out that her best friend started making out with the guy that she (and apparently her friend both) liked?
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>>4580981
She just wants to see what it's like. Nothing permanent. Just a taste.

You won't be able to transform yourself, but since you have control over her you could always grant her that power...
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>>4581046

I mentioned early life experiences as well as genetics, but I do also believe that nurture plays a greater role than nature.
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>>4581018
She pauses from her investigations of your erection and looks back at you with a giggle, "Am I being a good piggy, anon?"
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>>4581021
>Rose
>Asexual
That's just what she thinks because her self esteem is so low.
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>>4581031
>early life experiences

I can say with certainty that a lot of the fetishes I have now I did not have even two years ago.
>>
So I've been rewatching Transformers Animated on the Hub between ponies. Tara Strong's Sari Sumdac has so many lines that would work for Twilight, and it's pretty much the same voice.

Lines like, "I just want to go home. My real home." and "I can't stop from blowing everything up!" "Stop me! Do it now!"

I'm thinking radio play: an adventure set during Twilight's time at Celestia's School.
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>>4581047
>tfw you wrote cute cuddly greentext with coke pone back when that drawing was first made
>tfw you watched the greentexts become more sexual and more deviant over time
>tfw your cute cuddly greentexts have now been forgotten in favor of carbonated farts and god knows what else
I never asked for this >feel...
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>>4581096
Honestly if some one wanted to take funny Tara Strong lines out of context they would have better luck using her stuff from Drawn Together.
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>>4581094
Maybe you already had them but didn't know. I can guarantee you I picked up a grand total of 0 fetishes from MLPG.
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>>4581090
What rose doesn't know is that I think she's the cutest fucking thing in the whole goddamn world and would love to spend the rest of my life with her.

Not that I have the balls to say it to her face, I'm too damn shy. We'd be ironically perfect and terrible for eachother at the same time.
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>>4581048
At the last second I quickly cross their erections so that they're facing one another, which is admittedly a bit unfair to the smaller pony, but I intend to hold them in place until they're both done. Of course I'll probably still get a little messy just from being in the crossfire. And since experience tells me Snails's orgasm will probably last longer once Featherweight finishes I may spare him and aim the rest at myself.
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>>4581085
Blah.....
Alright alright...
If it's just temporary, fine. I'll turn her into a human.
And if she wants to stay that way, I can't say no.
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>>4581094

That doesn't mean the seeds couldn't have been planted in your childhood, just waiting for the right trigger to emerge.
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>>4581123
Exactly. Rose is not for sexually unless she wants to.
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>>4581086
Society is a part of nurture.

>don't touch your no-no place
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>>4581087
OKAY!
YES!
SHE'S A VERY GOOD PIGGY! A PERFECT PIGGY!
AND I HAVEN'T DESTROYED HER MIND....
OKAY...
I'm calm...
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>>4581104
>tfw you remember
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>>4581132
Not one of you two, but what if Featherweight loved it and stopped you from redirecting the stream?
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>>4581104
>that feel when you wrote a lot of fetishy coke pone shit back when it started in addition to some feels
I'm sorry
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Is this the oh-so popular Rose?
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>>4581116
You're right, a mix of the audio from both Sari and Clara is the only way to go. Innocent and adventurous meets clueless and horny.
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>>4581159
Yes
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>“If my plot sits on a drawing, that means the plot likes it!” ~ PM
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>>4581123
THAT IS DISGUSTING ANONYMOUS
WHAT THE FUCK
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>>4581159
Yes.

We have given her an IRL personality and artstyle
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>>4581123
Stop being me.
Are you also absurdly over-critical of your appearance, despite the fact that, with a bit of work you would clean up nice?
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>>4581141
Maybe but it's impossible to prove either way. It's just as likely that every human could potentially have any fetish with the right stimuli.
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>had a dream I was watching S3
>wake up excited as fuck
>minutes later realize it was a dream
I want this hiatus to end
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>>4581191
>hiatus
>end

ahahhahaha get a load of this faggot piss-swimmer brony
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>>4581191
That's an adorable filly.
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>>4581181
>>4581123
Skypechat
pls
pls
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>>4581181
Not him, but
Yes
And I also have a crush on Rose
>>
Streaming Up
http://www.livestream.com/yeowzacinema

Season 3 teaser to follow
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>>4581181
Yes, I am you entirely.

I'd be a handsome guy if I bothered to get off my ass and trim off the extra chub I developed when I hit a shitty phase of depression. I used to be damn fit.
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I would Rose, I would her so tenderly.

>tfw her cute moaning during sex
hnnnggg
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>>4581202
I like this one.
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>>4581023

i think she knows. you don't get cannons like these without knowing how to fire them.
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>>4581209
>Season 3 teaser to follow
excuse me good sir but what
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>>4581213
but would you her nonsexually?
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>>4581213
No anon, stop sexuallying Rose. She is not for Sexual.

Do you want a pony? I'd rather you Sexually'd a filly than a Rose who wasn't 100% into it.
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>>4581213
>moaning
>not talking incessantly about butts
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>>4581213
Not creepy at all Anon
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>>4581204
There's a skype chat?
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>>4581123
I think Rose is probably not as bad as she thinks but I don't find her physically attractive. But she has a great personality and I'd love to be platonic friends and hang out and do fun stuff.
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>>4581228
Okay I lied.
I'm sorry
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>>4581223
>>4581191
>worthless mudfillies
>>
So how does Rose feel about anal?
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>>4581206
>>4581212
I seem to have split into three. Balls.
We should probably stop, since this is starting to wander into self-deprecating creeper territory.
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>>4581213
Nah brah, I wouldn't even care about the sexually part.

Just being together would be enough. That girl needs someone to make her feel like the kickass woman she really is.
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>>4581104

>tfw you are on the winning side

FUCK YES FETISHES
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>>4581239
I just assumed all the Rose-enamored guys are from there
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>all these people with crushes on Rose
Plebs
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>>4581255
Please do. It is insanely creepy around here.
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>>4581191
>Dreaming
nigga I've been up for 2 days playing borderlands 2
you think I got time to sleep?
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>>4581252
relax
we're not sentenal here, none of us is going to start stalking her
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Are you guys trying to creep out our only good contributor left?
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>>4581260
Adoring rose is a symptom of being aware that rose exists.
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Who the fuck is Rose?
I feel so left out.
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>>4581275
we have tons of contributors left
and Rose isn't even here
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>>4581262
So who's your crush? Or are you too patrician for one?
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>>4581275
>only good contributor left
>People really believe this
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>>4581275
>our only good one left

anon pls
pls
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>>4581223
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>>4581255
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>>4581275
>only good contributor left
She's been on hiatus from ponies.
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>>4581275
Oh, thanks a lot anon. That makes me feel great. Maybe I'll start drawing fat mimes. Then you'd notice me... You'd fear me...
The power....
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>>4581281
>crushing on MLPGers
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>>4581258
just wait until the teen >feels get the same treatment
we'll see if you're so jubilant then
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>>4581278
Where have you been for the last year and a half?
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>>4581278
How new can you get?
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>>4581253
You are liar, anon, because sexual stuff with suich cute things as Rose is the unfiest and best thing ever (just like with lolies)
yes I deserve respect
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>>4581275
Surely anyone who is still left is resistant to being creeped out. I don't understand why artists are so thin-skinned, on 4chan no less.
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>>4581278
>>
>that feel when you have a crush on red
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>>4581266
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>>4581281
the anon with the pinkie fursuit
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I want Eurobeat to stick it in my butt.
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>>4581299
Just tell me already, I don't have time for this bullshit.
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>>4581251
Curious
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>>4581281
>So who's your crush
I would snuggle him so tenderly
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>>4581278
She's a girl contributor, so all the dorks are at her door.
http://inkydonkey.tumblr.com/
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>>4581310
Oh fuck I would let him playfully dom me
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>>4581293
No, we'll just ignore you again probably.
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>>4581324
What would being dommed by Pinkie be like?
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>>4581318
>Crushing on the depression anomaly.
Anon, stop, you don't know what you're getting into.
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>>4581319
Wow, that's really casual.
Thanks Anonymous.
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>ITT: Lonely guys with a crush on likely the only woman outside of their families to have given them positive attention
Either that or she's just that cute.
It might be the latter.
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>>4581319
>dorks

Kevin pls
pls
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>>4581278
One of our old contributors. She hats us now and doesn't draw pones no moe.
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>>4581296
I don't have a Rose crush, but the I do have a massive crush on someone. Not because they're MLPG-er, but because I think they're cute, and seem like a person that could use a little support/
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>>4581297

>implying they haven't already

yes, it was unfortunate. but there are casualties in every war. we've all but routed your forces in the Days, and your only stronghold is the Early Mornings. this will be over soon.
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>>4581338
Rose has never shown MLPG anything but apathy.
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>>4581338
If it were the former I would have a crush on Jessy too.
Rose is just a cuteness anomaly. And a pastamancer of high levels.
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>>4581132
As you push them over the edge, they hardly notice as you angle their erections at each other. That is until they both get hit with a thick rope of each other's spunk. Snails squirms in place as Featherweight hoses him down with cum, getting a few shots to the face before he manages to take the rest on his chest. Featherweight on the other hand had his mouth open in a loud moan as they both came and takes a goopy blast right to the face. Oddly he freezes up, Snails pumping spurt after spurt all over his still-open mouth as he trembles in orgasm. You feel his cock throb harder as he sticks his tongue out, tasting Snails' seed as best he can while he sprays cum all over the other colt's chest. His admittedly smaller orgasm ends first, drooling heavily in your hand as he continues to get splattered. When you move Snails' cock away from him he sputters and struggles weakly, quickly closing his mouth and swallowing hard. The last few pulses are more than enough to coat your front as Snails finishes cumming with a sigh of relaxation.

All three of you reek of cum and could probably use a good bath. Though Featherweight might be willing to help you clean up before then given his recent actions.
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I miss Noel.
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>>4581335
But he's so cute.
I just want to make him feel happy and safe
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>>4581350
GGdrone, pls.

Pls, GGdrone.
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>>4581361
I don't, she was a bitch
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>>4581355
>implying that's not better than what some people usually get
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>>4581335
>implying you wouldn't
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>>4581350
SB?
Nasse, perhaps?
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>>4581350
I would like nothing more than to give MT emotional support as she worked on the longterm projects she's shown occasionally on strams.
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>>4581362
That's impossible though.
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>>4581318
Me too. Care to shrare?
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>>4581281

my crush is Ashley Greene. among others, but she's the strongest today.
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>>4581361
She was the best artist to ever come to this hellhole.
>>
ITT: permanent roneryfag omega virgins
>>
I like to imagine spoiler text as people whispering in gilbert gottfried's voice
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>>4581365
No..?
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>>4581354
what no
no it hasn't
why do people say this
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>>4581384
And you hang out with us. What does that make you?
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>>4581368
SB
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>>4581350
WHO?
TELL US WHO
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>>4581386
>tfw you've never heard him
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>>4581393
An insomniac whose wife is asleep.
Checkmate faggot
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>>4581381
Even better than FlashinthePan?
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>>4581397
Have you watched Aladdin? If you have, then you've heard him.
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>Nobody will have a crush on you
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>>4581399
why don't you go flaunt your fortune somewhere else?

asshole.
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>>4581397
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K1RcKJVbHA
>>
Making songs where I can rap?
Well, that's just too hard for me!
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>>4581371
Yeah, probably.
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>>4581369
I would go to an aquarium with MT.
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>>4581399
tell us anon, are the legends true? do boobies feel just like bags of sand?
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>>4581404
>That feel
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>>4581404
But anon
Someone is crushing on you right now
your least favorite pony
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>>4581359
I have to confess I finished two paragraphs ago. This has been great and I'm looking forward to capping the whole thing. My only request is a satisfactory conclusion Maybe a quick bathtime romp and then bed?
>>
Why is SB so depressed, is it just because of drawing ?
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>>4581411
He's got my pity but I've tried to help with no effect so I'm just focusing on myself.
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>>4581409
CLIT-TOR-RIS
>>
>tfw Gilbert Gottfried's real voice:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdbElWMnkyY
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>>4581396
>>4581394
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>>4581402
He wasn't that good of an artist
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>>4581409
AAAh
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>>4581404
I had a landwhale have a crush on me once. That's all I ever got.
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>>4581404
>nobody will ever even remember your name
>you will never be praised or complimented for the things you've done
>you will never know that you make other Anons happy by being here
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>>4581412
>Someone suggests this
>she agrees to it
>suddenly like 5 people invite themselves, driving like 200 miles to go to the aquarium with her
>they all point at the sharks and stare at her, "haha you like sharks right?"
>a bunch of betas surrounding a strong independent black woman who don't need no man
>All of them trying to get her number but too pussy to even ask
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>>4581404
>that feel
If only the whole "wizard at 30" thing was real. Then it wouldn't be so bad.
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>>4581410
MIC THE MICROPHONE
HE CAN'T SING LIVE FOR SHIT
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>>4581439
>tfw
except the last one
i dont make anyone happy
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>>4581404
I had a stalker. It was creepy.
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>>4581349
>yfw you followed and her art since she met ponies and visited ponychan for the first time, before MLPG and fimchan
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>>4581434
Are you me?
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>>4581423
Probably not. If someone has depression, it would stem from something earlier in their life. Ponies is too recent to be depressed about.
>>
kill yourself
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>>4581427
I still refuse to believe that
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>>4581452
Wow, you're right faggot. That post depressed me. Thanks a lot, kill yourself dork
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>>4581412

>aquarium

that's just where they want you to be. then you're in their element.
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>>4581462
Soon.
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>>4581440
So pathetic
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>>4581423
SB...has had a hard life
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>>4581466
thanks ken
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>>4581419
At least it's my least favorite pony and not my least favorite character.

Pinkie Pie wouldn't be THAT bad. Just incredibly annoying.
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>>4581404
I found out recently I had 7 girls all crush on me not too long ago. All different types. Felt good, but when I realized how damned oblivious I was to it, I kicked myself.
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>>4581424
Yeah, I've tried approaching him a few times. He's very polite, but incredibly stand-off-ish.
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>>4581472
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>>4581440
Joke's on you my hobby is marine biology and aquatic exploring. Aquariums are one of the places I can actually have a conversation about something.
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>>4581368
>Nasse

AHAHA SERIOUS
why would anyone have crush in this faggt
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>>4581485
who dat blue horse

no horse has hair like dat on de show
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>>4581486
Yeah I got that feel from him too. I wish him the best though.
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>>4581459

I know that, but that seems to be only thing that's ever brought up.

I've also got say that his OC really annoys me
>>
you will never whatever it is you want most in life
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>>4581470
We back to underwater again?
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>>4581492
Me.
Fuck you.
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>>4581499
you're wrong
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>>4581490
>a bunch of overweight betas clinging to her
>she's too polite to tell them to stop being autistic
>they all ask her about drawing porn
>you can't talk about the interesting exhibit on crabs or the cute sea otters
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>>4581503
>i will never have friends
i hate you anon
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>>4581492
Because he draws pretty things.
And has an absolutely adorable boyish face.
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What's the difference between pony butt and pony belly?
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Would you travel through uncharted space with pony?
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>>4581503
YOU TAKE THAT BAAAAAAACK.jpg
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>>4581490
>"Did you know that, huh... these sharks... Hey you like sharks, right?"
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>>4581489
We moths now?
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we gilbert godfried now

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K1RcKJVbHA
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>>4581514
pony butt is where they sit
pony belly is where they lay
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>>4581514
Rub one and she giggles.
Rub the other and she hits you.
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>>4581503
Jokes on you, I haven't the slightest idea.
>"Jokes on you"
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>>4581514
pony belly is where toots come from.

well, i mean, technically it is...but whatever
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>>4581440
>All of them ask her to sketch something for them
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>>4581515
I would play FTL with pony.
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>>4581515
I did once, it was awful.
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>>4581531
>one asks first
>they all jump in with "ooh, me too"s as soon as she says yes
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>>4581527
I would lay a pony where they sit
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>>4581512
>Nasse
>draws pretty things
well, if you call these styless and copycat things as drawings and art...
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>>4581525
LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT SPOTTED DICK
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>>4581534
Which pony would be best?
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>>4581530
*is not where

fuck i'm bad at typing words
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>>4581539
please stop this is just getting painful...
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>>4581537
>goonsquad
well-theres-your-problem.jpg
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>>4581525
They look like Kabutos. Is Celestia a Pokemon trainer?
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>>4581545
None. They all die.
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>>4581504

we never left.
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>>4581537
>I don't even think my weapons are loaded
why does this get me every time
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>>4581500
Yeah. I hope he'll do okay and stuff. But he's become really withdrawn.
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>>4581507
no i am watching de season 2 and so far no pony with dat hair is on de show

what pony is dat
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When I draw a pony's eyelashes, I feel like I'm doing her makeup for her.
It's kind of a nice feel.
Have any other drawfags felt this way?
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>>4581542
>well, if you call these styless and copycat things as drawings and art...

um, what did you just say nigger? I fail to understand.
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>>4581554
what the hell is that even supposed to be
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>>4581542
>oh great it's this guy again
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>>4581558
He probably just needs some time to himself.
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>>4581515
I'd bravely go where no man has gone before with a pony. Wait. Which pony?
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>>4581549
>they all hoverhug her at the end of the day
>they all follow her to her car
>she gets in and leaves
>they're standing around in the parking lot, staring at each other
>they wordlessly split towards their own cars
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>>4581542
Oh great, you're THAT asshole.
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>>4581560
Yeah man, totally!
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>>4581560
Yes! Yes indeed! This is the best part of the eyes: stroking gently to make them appears.
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>>4581558

Is he receiving any help at all ?
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>>4581565
>Nasse will never draw cute little pictures for mlpg again

I really miss that
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>>4581574
I'm becoming more and more content to be alone for the rest of my life
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>>4581584
You know what else I can make appear by stroking gently? My mom!
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>>4581584
>>4581578
Oh, wow, I thought I was just being weird!
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>>4581574
Oh god
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>>4581584
>>4581578
>>4581560
This made me smile and feel really good

You guys are dorks, but lovable dorks
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>>4581582
>Yellowquiet is now a bendy straw
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>>4581589
>She will never be so nice that she draws a couple group sketches of the "meet"
>everybody is like 100 lbs lighter than they were in the photo
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>>4581590
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>>4581582
BASILISK!
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>>4581588
His art was dull and unappealing anyway. We have Jessy and Rose for really cute things.
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>>4581554
2deep4me get it?
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>>4581587
I don't think so.
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>>4581420
Once you and Featherweight both clean each other, lapping up Snails' cum as he watches, you both turn to clean him. Bellies full of semen and bodies glistening with saliva, you retire to your bathroom and pile into the shower. You clean yourself off as the two colts rest and exchange nervous chatter, their suddenly intimate relationship slowly growing stronger. Once you're squeaky clean you take down the adjustable showerhead and give them both a good scrubbing. By the time you're done washing they're both erect again, their youthful vigor knowing no bounds. Using some lovely scented body wash you massage it into both their testes at the same time, Snails' larger balls taking a little longer to do one handed. Once they're good and lathered up you move to their cocks, stroking them firmly as you 'clean' their shafts. Soon they're groaning and gasping as they empty pints and gallons of viscous spunk against the floor of the tub, the sound almost drowning out the white noise of the shower.

A quick rinse and a towelling off later and the three of you are snug in bed for the night. Snails lies in his usual position beside you, his unsheathed cock soft against your chest, though tonight Featherweight lies between him and his shaft. Feeling both their wonderful cocks resting against you, you wrap your arms around your colts and give them both a tender kiss before snuggling up for a good night's sleep.
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>>4581608
I could never work out why people thought his square eyes were cute.
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>>4581588
did he get hit by a bus?
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>>4581589
Do it.

It's the superior choice.
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>>4581564

honestly, not sure. but it's a guy in a diving helmet with a cracked window. and we know what THAT is.
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>>4581608
nigga pls
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>>4581608
>We have Jessy and Rose
Eh, it sucks but we kind of don't anymore. Jessy visits rarely and Rose does most of her draws on tumblr now. Not complaining, it's their own prerogative what they do and draw. I think I liked Nasse because he did a lot of decent cute pictures all the time and most were my requests
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>>4581440
>>4581531
>>4581539
>>4581574
Just... stop. The concentration of pathetic is overwhelming. Such a pitiful picture.
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>>4581608
quit being so utilitarian
I liked having him around because he was one of the few people in this place who didn't act like a cock
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>>4581621
No silly, that was Jr
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>>4581572
I guess.
>>4581587
I dunno. I've decided to stop bothering him for ever. I can take a hint. If someone wants to talk... sure. But this trying to get through to someone who refuses is very tiring.
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>>4581560
>>4581578
>>4581584
>new fetish was born

I pronounce it wings-tier. Nice. Lovely,
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>>4581558
He's started hanging out with a bad crowd.
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>>4581628
I think Rose is less active because of the hiatus. Jessy comes and goes in spurts, she's been here a few times over the past week and drawn several requests each time she showed up.
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>>4581631
>One of them is constantly typing on his smartphone
>He's updating his status to the general
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>>4581610

Than that's the problem

It's one thing if it he's not getting help because of his financial situation and another if he is just wallowing and waiting for his depression to magically disappear.
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>>4581637
I'm honestly kinda jelly of him, cause he's got people that want to cheer him up, and I aint got squat.
But I still do want to see him happy.
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>>4581633
No, he just constantly moaned about how bad he was at art, while seemingly ignoring any help given.

Which was okay for a while, but then it just became annoying.
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>>4581628
jus wait till seeson three stairts

all de artishts will cum back
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>>4581645
>Jessy comes...in spurts

unf.

that should tide me over for a few more weeks.
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>>4581643
I wouldn't say it's a fetish. It's just sort of relaxing and nice. Making the pony pretty. Nonsexually.
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>>4581644
What?
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how the hell ARE you supposed to attract a girl?
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>>4581646
>they have waifu fights
>MT just facepalms and walks over to look at the sharks
>the one marine biology nerd tries to strike up some actual chatter about the sharks (he's the one who suggested this in the first place)
>MT: "Oh, I didn't do a sketch for you!"
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>>4581661
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>>4581666
Satan pls
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>>4581633
What >>4581656 said. He became as much annoying as Apple/TAW.
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>>4581666
Money
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>>4581643
Anon you control your boner already, this is something inexplicable and nonsexual you vile rogue!
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>>4581557
Gets me too, I think it's the way we read it.
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>>4581667
>one of them isn't from MLPG but is from MT's /mlp/ drawthreads
>the one beta in the group leads a charge to exile him
>the other omegas follow his lead
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>>4581666
Good question mah Beelzebub
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>>4581666
magnets
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>>4581662
Too late anon, it is art-fetish now.
Everything is a fetish in MLPG, where do you think you are?
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>>4581658
That's what we said when Season 1 ended.
Only a few came back;_;
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>>4581558
Okay, who are you guys talking about?
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>you will never own a horse called Butt Stallion
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>>4581653
The good thing is he'll be off to art school soon, hopefully making real friends and learning new stuff, so he doesn't feel like he's in a rut.
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>>4581616
Thank you very much. I'll get this capped tonight. I've never seen a greentext go for three threads in a row before.
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>>4581692
SB, the artist.
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>>4581672
>>4581643
You know what I love to do? I switch on the stabilizer with low sensibility. That way I have to caress the tablet to make any eyelashes appear.
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>>4581667
>she slips him a note with her number while the others aren't looking
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>>4581694
I want him to put me in a rut.

By which I mean I want him to stick it in my butt.
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>>4581693
We'll see about that!
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>>4581666
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZVpOg8qHL0
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>>4581703
zecora pls
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>>4581700
She writes the wrong number down because her spelling is awful
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What are really active sites to RP ponies on?
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>>4581558
> But he's become really withdrawn.
Because he does not have much time lately, with his (non-existent) job and art-school?
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>>4581686
>Art-fetish
You know what?
I could get behind that.
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>>4581666

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xxgRUyzgs0
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>>4581700
I was going for "she's completely oblivious to him not being a sperglord because of how spergy they're all acting", but okay.
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>>4581703
I bet SB would be the most gentle lover
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>>4581712
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>>4581664
It was a joke.

Sbuh likes cardgames.
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>>4581713
ponychan
/mlp/
neopets
deviantart
furaffinity
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>>4581697
Oh him, ok. Sounds like it sucks for him.
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>>4581729
Don't forget tumblr.
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>>4581693
hahahaha i just googled butt stallion
hahahaha

>>4581713
FBI.gov
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>>4581728
Oh yeah that's one of my favorite pictures by him.
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>>4581721
>>4581710
I do not understand
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>>4581726
new headcanon
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>>4581725
I just figured it could use a silver lining somewhere
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Hello anon, what are you gonna do back there?
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>>4581728
>dem cards
Gets me every time
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>>4581728

Who the hell makes the entire focus of their OC sadness ?
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>>4581728
>>4581738
That picture is a fodder for psychoanalysts.
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>>4581753
Don't worry about what I'm doing, Pinkie.

Just...don't look...
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>>4581755
A horribly depressed person.
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>>4581742
>he falls asleep hugging you while his dick is still inside you
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>>4581668
I want to do things to that OC
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>>4581755
Someone with depression.
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>play FTL
>"The Space Horse" asplodes in 5th sector for my first play through

RIP in piece RD, PP and Rarity.
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>>4581755
>Who the hell makes sleepyness the entire focus of their OC?
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>>4581753
I'M GONNA LIVE FOREVER
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>>4581699
>I switch on the stabilizer with low sensibility
>sensibility
Heh, that kind of works too
I do the same. I like making the pony pretty
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>>4581766
me first
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>>4581753

lick your butt through the panties, as ever.
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>>4581769
Someone with insomnia.
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>>4581763
>Implying Sad Sack can even get an erection
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>>4581778
KEEP YOUR FILTHY TONGUE OFF HER.
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>>4581767
>>4581760

If I had an OC I sure as hell wouldn't make my depression their entire focus.
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>>4581778
She looks so confident. Did she find out I want to be dommed?
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>>4581763
I've always liked the general idea of that. It sounds incredibly romantic
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>>4581667
>MT just facepalms and walks over to look at the sharks
>another visitor, a handsome guy, not from MLPG or anything, notices the interesting and a bit shy girl and not being ronery smelly beta easily walks towards her and start talking. he isn't a fan of sharks, but he draws animals too from time to time and it happened that he has sketchbook with him. He decided to draw a shark but fails and MT pints out some errors in his sketch. few minutes later, they actively discuss the subject.
>all these betas are desperately look at them, realizing they just got fucked
fucking losers, haha
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>>4581785
I bet she'd make the best hurt-comfort domme in the world.
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>>4581775
no way I was here first
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>>4581755
It's not really that odd is it?

>>4581781
>implying he doesn't have a boner for Snails
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>>4581801
I don't remember Gus being a persona OC though
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There are not enough horses in this thread.

Pick it up, people. If we don't use it, we lose it!
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>>4581792
okay you see, the previous posts made people groan just by describing what was happening

this is just ham-handed
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>>4581801

It seems to me to be less and OC and more a cry for help.
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>>4581781
Would you slip him pony viagra?
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>>4581795
I don't see your name on her!
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>>4581808
This man is right.

More ponies!
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Was the cap of the first milky femanon greentext ever posted? The one that ended with the subby stallion?
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>>4581801
we need more grumpy gus arts
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>>4581811
>tfw you can't help your husbando
;_;
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>>4581773
>>4581643
>>4581699
We eyelashes now?
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>>4581808

Would you accuse Pinkie of overindulgence?
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how do you stop being beta

how do you get people to respect you rather than ridicule you
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>>4581827
And Sooty.
And the rest of the crew.
>tfw Stumpy will never climb those stairs to adventures.
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>>4581828

Sounds like he needs to help himself.
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>>4581827
I requested that pic from Rose a while back because I felt the same way.
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>>4581835
You stop giving fucks out.
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>>4581835
Murder someone in front of everyone.
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>>4581835
Work out
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>>4581792
>Weirdo furry is visiting the aquarium to get a better sense of how jellyfish legs work for more realistic furry jellyfish porn
>decides to make a cartoon recreation of an animal for a girl at the place where she can just go up and see the god damn animal herself in an attempt to impress her
>she notices how this guy is a literal markers-and-crayon autist of an artist and explains to him verry slowwly how bad of a job he really did
>he thinks he's getting some fuck
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>>4581842
Wait who is Grumpy Guss?
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Your favorite pony just tooted while ponying pony.
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>>4581729
But I hate those sites. Especially /mlp/. Nowhere with enforced rules or IRC play instead of PbP?
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>>4581782

does it bother you knowing how much she squirms when she gets violated? i bet it does.

>>4581793

>she's into heavy spanking
>"ooh, did Madam Pinkie go too far? here, let her kiss it and make it better.
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>>4581829
Celestia has the prettiest eyes.
So... sensual.
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>>4581838
Yeah. He's not exactly receptive lately, as we've already concluded.
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>>4581854
Come clean Snarky
You're Scrubbing Bubbles
The patterns don't lie
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penka pae
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>>4581835
First thing you need to be sure your physical aspects of your body matches your alpha claim. otherwise they will just laugh at you.
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>>4581866
Poinky Poe
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>>4581848

>jellyfish legs

for this, too, am i prepared.
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>>4581861
Yeah. I like her show eyes the most, followed by Fluttershy.
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>>4581835

Ditch the beta go VHS easy as pie.
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>>4581874

running of the panks
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>>4579412
>BGM
Big Gay Minotaur?
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>>4581862

If he's in as bad a situation as you all make it out to be then I would assume he's reached his breaking point by now.
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>>4581811
I've seen Sad Sack drawn smiling though.
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>>4581878
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>>4581889
Ball Grabbing Monkey.
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>>4581888
Panko tongue
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>>4581854

Why is gypsy Pinkie so attractive
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>>4581835
Make a killing in the stock market and laugh in everyone's faces.
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>>4581889
Back Ground Music

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=675jh3_IMCA
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>>4579531
Piggie Pie is disgusting.
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>>4581878
>tfw seeing furry softcore on ad boards
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>>4581904
...

Bleeding Groin Mess.
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>>4581854
Fuck, I would totally be up for a long-term D/s relationship with Pinkie.
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>>4581890
I don't for one minute believe he's hanging on by a thread, but he just seems to have gotten himself a bit isolated. But maybe just from us. Who knows what adventures he's having in real life?I doubt that, but I know nothing
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*poot*
>>
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>>4579571
I deleted it.

Think this picture, but with Rarity.
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>>4581915
Boiled Gravy Mug
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>>4581902

because we're operating on our romanticized idea of Gypsies, and in that idea, their women are just as sexual as Russians, just with darker skin.
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>>4579571
I know it's an old post but, ok.
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Here's the second Nightmare Night costume idea.
Twilight as Smarty Pants.
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>>4581942

All I know is that if she offered me a love potion, I don't think I would decline.
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>i just found out the toaster in brave little toaster is actually a girl

my entire life has been a lie
>>
do you think they'd ever be able to get away with a Seven episode? where Spike has to investigate all the ponies going missing in ways that represent their specific sins?

of course, he later finds them, all stuck in the box. it was an extremely elaborate surprise planned by Pinkie.
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>>4579791
But ponies are made from solid muscle.
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>>4581969
I've got to agree. I'd gulp it down immediately.
>tfw when no fics of Pinkie mind-controlling anon
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>jays brother is a satanist
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>>4581952
I really love that, actually.
Good stuff Corwin.
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>>4581976
wat.

wat.
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>>4581976
The voice actor was a girl, but the character was male.
He had no eyelashes. Male.
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>>4581976
What. It's genderless, isn't it? Unless you mean the voiceactor, I guess.
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>>4581976

THANK GOD

Now I am not gay
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>>4581976
Welp, I guess I'm now no better than a brony because I refuse to let canon change my headcanon.

Unless there's good fapfiction of the kidxtoaster.
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>Gypsies
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>>4581985
>tfw no fics of mind controlling anon in general
BDN you slacker, get your butt in gear
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>>4581976
>Toaster-tan will never call you Master
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>>4581976
So was Bart.
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>>4581976
Spike is voiced by a girl too.
Doesn't mean he is one.
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>>4581999
>>4581997
>>4581994
the director was answering questions on REDDIT yesterday, he says it is a girl
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>>4582008
Fuck, I can't wait for that.
UNLESS HE FUCKS IT UP AND DOES A BAD JOB IN WHICH CASE I WILL NEVER FORGIVE HIM AND HATE HIM FOREVER.
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>>4582010
>Toaster-tan
I snorted audibly upon reading that.
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>>4582020
>Trusting the headcanon of people who go to Reddit.
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Post pics of that toaster
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>>4582026
Tan is a toaster now?
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>>4582020
I NEED A TRANSCRIPT OF THAT WHOLE Q&A
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>>4582035
>not trusting the director
inb4 "death of the author" rationalization.
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>>4582035
>headcanon
>the director

Stay delusional.
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>>4581969

you know, they say when you drink that stuff, you fall in love with the first person you see. so she'd make sure to lock the door and close the windows before giving it to you.

out of pone gypsy. still have some human gypsy, though.
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Your favorite pony just shit all over your new rug. wat do you do?
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>>4582043
>>4582044
I'll bet you guys think there are only two alicorns.
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What should I cap first?

Snailsfic or Bluebloodfic?
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>>4582020
>Implying the creator of something know shit about their creation.
Its why all ponies are bisexual fuck fiends.
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>>4582046
Would she give me a love potion, make me fall madly in love with her, steal my wallet and bank account, then skip town, leaving me despondent for months?
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>>4582041
http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/104bza/im_jerry_rees_director_of_the_brave_little/
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>>4582046
Well, of course. I don't want to fall in love with anyone else.
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>>4581766
But it's so awful
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>>4580630
>>4580630
>>4580630
>>4580630
video please?
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Blargh, okay, just Pinkie and Twilight tonight.
I'll do two more tomorrow and two more the next day.
No, I'm not going to bed, I'm just not drawing any more ponies tonight.
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>>4582067
her color-scheme doesn't make my eyes bleed, and she has a nice ass

that's good enough for me
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>>4582054
>Capping every little thing
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>>4582054
>fic
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>>4582084
>Sentinal in charge of not capping everything.
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>>4579571
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>>4582038
>>4582038
>>4582038
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>>4582099
http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/105md1/we_are_the_runic_games_dev_team_creators_of/
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>>4582079
Her owner is a fat brony and it's her ponysona

low standards, I guess
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>>4582100
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>>4582107
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>>4582123
>Inb4 I drew that.
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>>4582020
The director doesn't know shit about shit.

It's the writer's opinions you should care about.
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>>4582060

no. she might steal your wallet and disappear for a week, but she'll come back to you. she'll always come back to you. even if, when she leaves, she lifts some of your stuff.

and when she came back, she'd throw you your wallet, laughing about how she just couldn't resist. you'd spend the night together, and it was only when you'd woken up and left her place that you opened your wallet and realized she took all your cash.
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>>4582123

>tfw i drew that
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>>4582129
>>4582123
Why would you do that
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>>4582123
>tfw your stuff gets reposted
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>>4582138
i fucking knew it right away when i saw it
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>>4582142
im telling rose, it will make her cry.
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>>4581976
>You stick things inside of it.
>They get hot inside.
>Eventually they reach a peak and eject.
>And you enjoy the end result.

How much of a toaster do you NOT find female?
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>>4582116
like I give a shit who made it
it's hot, that's good enough for me
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Other people use the Flash brush, guys.
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Apples

Apples
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>>4582054
the blueblood is more appealing, personally.
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>>4582161
Not buying it
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>>4582133
WHY DOES SHE BREAK MY HEART, SNARKY?
I'M A HUMAN BEING WITH FEELINGS.
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>>4582133
>wrists_do_not_work_that_way.jpg
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>>4581902
Let me tell you that once real gypsies come into your neighborhood you'll see them as considerably less attractive.

Goddamn gypsy children running naked everywhere. Not even sexy gypsy children!
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>>4582172
Corwin, will you draw me a birthday cake?
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>>4582178
Or, actually, shoulders. Or any of that. Fuck that's distracting.
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>>4582178
They kinda do.
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>>4582130
that guy is the one who is pushing for the shitty CGI remake.

he needs to burn
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>>4582162
APPLES!
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>>4582180
>a gypsy deserves respect
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>>4582162
Oranges.
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>>4582185
It's like she's simultaneously facing away from you and towards you.
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>>4582182
Ask the real one.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtTmiYA5D4k
>Implying you didn't die
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>>4582084
I've only capped a couple of things but I really liked both of those.

>>4582086
Yeah whatever. Spoilertext takes longer to type out.
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>>4582162
Apples?
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>>4582195
Yeah.
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>>4582159
sure, but there's a million other OCs that look just like it. just go off to one of those.
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>>4582185
>tfw learning anatomy to draw, and can no longer fap to drawings because distracted by errors
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>>4582182
You can't eat a drawn birthday cake
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>>4582204
>There will never be an episode where AJ is in WWI
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>>4582212
I'm not even an artist and that one's bad enough that I just cringe.
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>>4582180
When I was a kid gypsies used to stay in a field near me every now and then. While I can't vouch for the claims that burglary rates rocketed when they were there, they did set dogs on the kids they came near the field. Seeing as the field was next to the path to school, it got pretty unpleasant.
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>>4582116
Jessy is pretty cute
I would fuck her
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>>4582084
Where are these from?
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>>4582214
>print it out
>eat it
2D: 1
3DPD: 0
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>>4582209
>But it's closer to us!
>That OC is like fucking a cousin.
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>>4582133
>She has me so enthralled with her that I don't even care
I bet she'd take me to the wildest parties.
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>>4582175

oh, hush. she loves you. she just thinks it's cute watching you looking for your keys, so sure that you'd left them in your pocket, only to finally look up and see her swinging them on her finger or hoof whatever, laughing. you're adorable when you're flustered.
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>>4582228
Some yearbook
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>>4582228
Some guy posted a page of his yearbook to prove he went to high school with Emile Hirsch.

Then people made reaction images.
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>>4582225
>>4582180
I can further confirm that IRL gypsies are the scum of this earth
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>Spike will never grow up to be a hard-bitten copper.
>Spike will never be told he's a maverick, and that he's off the case
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>>4582182
WHY DON'T YOU JUST ASK ANYONE WITH A COPY OF FLASH?
APPARENTLY ALL I'M GOOD FOR IS DIRTY, INCONSISTENT LINES.
AND NOW THE GENERAL IS FULL OF ME.
Here.
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>>4582225
>Gypsies in charge of school children not being dog proof.
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>>4582242
>Ragnarok Online
God, as terrible and grindy as its game design is somehow it still always threatens to pull me back in...
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>>4582246
Thomas Hernandez what the fuck are you doing
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>>4582235
Do you think she'd dance with all the guys there, then shrug her shoulders at you when you objected?

Would you catch her sucking some stranger off in the bathroom? Would she take you aside in a quiet area and tell you it's just who she is before unbuttoning your pants and promising to make it up to you?
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>>4582250
Corwin pls
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>>4582242
Okay.
As long as it's not malicious.
I love that ball of pink either way.
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>>4582260
Stealing the words right out of his black brothas mouth.
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>>4582250
Despite that gaping hole you feel when you want to learn something new that seems beyond you.
Despite the fact that you keep seeing artists even in as small a community as this post pictures you think are better.

Thank you for the that cake, I love it.
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>>4582259

The music was pretty good for such a shitty grindfest.
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>>4582246
>My are your are birds are all and one gone away the they
What the fuck.
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>>4582270
NO.
I GREATLY DISLIKE THIS VERSION OF PINKIE.
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>>4582259
i started playing that game because of the porn, but i quit right when they added the cash shop.
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Oh God guys.
I have an urge, a huge urge.
The urge to stick my hand in pony's mane
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>>4582290
Almost all of the quotes are grammatical fuckfests.
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>>4582246
>dat top left
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>>4582200
>"Gordon?! What's going on in there?!"
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>>4582290
>He is your basic mushroom.
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>>4582292
TOO BAD. IT'S IN YOUR HEAD NOW.
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>>4582282
How....
Cryptic....
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>>4582305
>The youth of America.
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>>4582292
Would you do your best to get her to settle down into a stable, monogamous relationship with you?
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>>4582319
IT MAY BE IN MY HEAD, BUT I REFUSE TO BELIEVE IT.
PINKIE IS FOR MONOGAMOUS LOVEY-DOVEYS AND THAT'S ALL THERE IS TO IT.
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>>4582304
that one in particular?
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>>4582313
>the year of the mushroom people is at hand
>Emile Hirsch and Tabitha St. Germain will lead them
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>>4582341
oops, didn't mean to spoiler that...
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>>4582335
Well, I'd try. And I'd ask her.
But...
If this is Pinkie, and this is truly who she is......
Then I don't think she's really the Pinkie I've loved.
>>
toot
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>>4582332
There was a certain picture of Berry posted a few nights back of her in front of a beer
Anyone have that?
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>>4582341
Oh god yes
I wonder if the different colors feel different
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>tfw tempted to spread Gorilla glue on my tongue just for how it will feel when it dries
God, I hate the part of my brain that wants to do stupid shit.
>>
Which pony is secretly proud of her puffy, swollen marecunt?
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>>4582364
What does that even mean?
Do you want to drink Bleach to see how you will feel?
Jesus don't do stupid shit
Take a science class or something, fuck. fuck.
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Well, it's official.
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>>4582366
None, since none of them have mare cunts
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>Boss comes to work.
>Looks like shit.
>"So...How many hours did you play?"
>'So...not enough.'
Watching a man break for some shooting looting fest is fascinating.
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>>4582163
I wish it had went on longer. I thought it ran out of steam just when it was getting good.
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>>4581825
pls

pls
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>>4582358
>Cyanest pone explaining her hair colors
>"You see, the red makes me go fast. That's proven by science, isn't that right, Twilight?"
>Twilight rolls her eyes but doesn't say anything
>"Then, the orange and yellow are to protect the red."
>"You move on over to the back, and you see this? This blue hair here keeps me from getting overheated from the air friction when I go *really* fast. It's my trade secret!"
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But seriously guys, I didn't draw that Brave Little Toaster pic.
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>>4582349
Pinkie is full well and capable of living a traditional monogamous lifestyle. It's just that until now it was never explicit between the two of you that you are in such a relationship.

"Who she is" actually means she loves the dick.

So the question is, can you give her the dick? The equivalent of a dozen strangers a night?
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>>4582364
Anon, I am afraid you have a part of your brain that is from the southern half of America.
Like, deep south.
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>>4582370
Shutup.,
She is my waifu
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>>4582336
Pinkie is friends with everyone. "Friends" with everyone. You know it's true.
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>>4582370
Fluttershy's character appreciation comes mostly from the subtle back end of her character.
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>>4582379
oh god she's so adorable
and the green?
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>>4582336

it's just sex, anon, she's not falling in love with other men. she'll always come back to you, and she'll never lie to you about it.
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>>4582369
Well no shit, but for some damn reason there's some small part of your brain that wants to do stupid shit your never gonna do.
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>>4582369
I'm not doing it, faggot.
There's a wikipedia article on this, about the urge to jump off cliffs... because they're there. It's called allure of the void or something, but apparently I can't find it.
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>>4582379
What about when she goes full crystal?
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>>4582379
>Da red DOES make it go fastuh
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Well, that's a different story.
If she just didn't know how I feel...
I think I am capable of keeping her satisfied. But christ, is sex really all that matters??
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>>4582405
what is that, a shitty vector edit from Deviantart?
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>>4582405
She shatters when she creates a sonic rainboom.
Oh god I hope that shit was just Hasbro trolling us, or a temporary 'power up' they have.
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>>4582414
>hasn't seen the DVD cover yet
I've got some bad news, anon
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>>4582246
>All them black people not spelling words and praising jesus
Oh man.
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>>4582417
Its their power rangers forms
The show is now pony power rangers
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>>4582420
DVD cover of what?
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>>4582411
Like the old song says: "You're nobody 'til somebody loves you"

Love is sex.
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>>4582417
>that's the artstyle of the entire third season and every season after it.
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>>4582425
Season 3 DVD
Oh boy are you in for a treat
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>>4582371
>twilight_embraces_your_dick,png
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>>4582396
I know... It's just... I don't like it. Maybe I'm just a chauvinist who wants to keep her shackled and subservient to me.
I just don't like the idea of the love of my life having sex with everyone.
It's not like I'd be going around having sex with everyone.
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>>4582439
Wait, season 3 DVD? We don't even have a season 2 dvd....
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>>4582405

then she'll do a lot of damage, but she'll decay fast and won't be able to be repaired.
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>>4582436
All the CMC turn crystal
Scootaloo stays normal
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>>4582379
what if her mane started growing to be too long?

would you trim her hair for her?
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>>4582404 here
there's no wikipedia article, but there's a french term, l'appel du vide, "the appeal of the void", which describes the temptation to jump off cliffs.
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>>4582453
With my teeth.
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>>4582457
a pair of scissors would really work better...
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>>4582441

but why would you want to deny yourself pleasure, anon? she doesn't mind letting you play by her rules, too. unless you don't think you're capable of having sex without creating an emotional attachment?
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Does someone have the non 2edgy cap of Twilight mutating anon?
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Which member of the apple family would you befriend?
Applejack
Applebloom
BigMac
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>>4582456
>there's no wikipedia article,
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Imp_of_the_Perverse
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>>4582445
Season 3 two-part opener DVD
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>>4582391
>tails blending into skin
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>>4582469
What if she tried to get me into it? What if she used her incredible seductress skills and just a whiff of that love potion (keeping the affects temporary) to bring home the finest selection of guys and gals for us to play with?
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GUYS I AM TOOTING UNCONTROLLABLY AND I LIKE IT!
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>>4582469
That's it exactly! I don't think I am!
And I know I should trust her to be stronger, but this is something completely different to me.
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>>4582478
There we go, I could have sworn there was one.
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>>4582389
Oh yeah, you're waifu is a slut.
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>>4582474
That wasn't edgy.
It was sexy.
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>>4582475
Applebloom
She's 2 cute
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>>4582475
applebloom if she were a bit older
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>>4582487
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>>4582474
Mutating or mind exchange with anon?
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>>4582491
I can just picture her bursting out in tears, apologizing for hurting your feelings.
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>>4582487
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>>4582475
Big Mac, then I would tease his big musky balls
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>>4582496
I mean the one that doesn't have the black background.
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>>4582485
unf
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>>4582475
Apple Bloom
And I'd gently coax and condition her into my eager and willing cum dumpster slave
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>>4582475
Applejack
So I could fuck her.
Assuming she is the same race as me
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>>4582396
>It's just sex, anon, she's not falling in love with other men. She'll always come back to share her newly acquired STDs with you, and she'll never lie to you about it.
Fixed.
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>>4582517
>racial purity
pls go
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>>4582517
You wouldn't want her to be a pony?
Or are you saying you would want to be a pony?
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>>4582507
Well, in that case I'd hug her and tell I'm sorry for being so difficult.
We'd work through this together, one way or the other.
As long as we have each other, we'll be fine.
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>>4582512
What about using them as a pillow at night?
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>>4582516
now all I can think of is AB domming me, kicking my nuts and saying something like "just like buckin' apples, only smaller n' a mite more fun!
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>>4582521
Either one works.
>>4582520
Bestiality is bad, anon.
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>>4582519
>Three Stooges syndrome
>all the collected STDs in her body hold each other in perfect balance
>and more literally, no penis has actually entered her because you can't fit three penises into a hole at the same time, god damn
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>>4582529
>comparing interracial sex to bestiality
no seriously, >>>/b/
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>>4582479
I just noticed that Rarity has put stripes in her hair. Weird.
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>>4582535
When did he compare that? He was talking about humanized, retarded horsefucker
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>>4582537
She's greying.
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>>4582535
Race as in pony and human, you double ass goblin
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>>4582528
http://derpiboo.ru/102045?scope=scpef1a1e110eee7b272cfd5402bb3158951a5b3096a
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>>4582479
I hate the crystal eye highlights.
It makes them look like robots.
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>>4582486

>effects

>"oh, i'm glad you're here, anon! this is Estelle, and her boyfriend Steven. i met them at the mall."
>"i know you said you don't like me seeing anyone on the side, so i thought maybe they could help convince you how fun it is to have *friends*."

>you wake up nestled in Estelle's arms, Pinkie leaning against the wall drinking coffee, smirking
>"wasn't that more fun than when we do it by ourselves?"
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>>4582544
>Assuming she is the same race as me
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>>4582554
>he is a human
yeah what
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>>4582545
OH BOY THAT'S A PERFECTLY REASONABLE EXPLANATION
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>>4582553
Fuck this shit, I'm gonna make babies with her sisters.
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>>4582553
So she's drugged me so I'd have sex with some stranger?
God dammit, only for Pinkie. But we are having a talk.
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>>4581728
teachme how to play plz
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>>4582528
>>4582528
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>>4582553
sometimes I wonder if you're capable of greentexting about healthy sexual relations
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>>4582528
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>>4582554
You never passed biology did you?
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>>4582569
He has contributed to teen feels.
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>>4582553
I want pinkie convincing me to get a vasectomy
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>>4582576
That's not an achievement. Teens will feel about anything.

>Woah, it's like, a bag trapped under a rock. It's like, a metaphor for the futility for human endeavor. I'm going to go cut myself.
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>>4582575
He probably thinks that sex with horses are normal thing in society because MLPG said so, haha.
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>>4582496
So do you have it handy?
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>>4582586
He means the teeen AB and SS greenfics
DOOFUS
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>>4582591
NO.
I WISH I DID.
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>>4582586
pls anon

pls
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>>4582591
Who wants a flashback
[1]
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2vsEz3pM58&feature=g-u-u
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>0r0 drew Braemac

I hate him slightly less now.
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>>4582548
That's pretty hot. Being dominated by a woman with a strapon is basically my fetish. And I don't really care for futa. it's strange, I know.
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>>4582591
I've got the version with the shitty text handy, if you want that.
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>>4582576
I'd hardly call that "healthy sexual relations" since folks threw a hissy-fit as soon as the "sexual" part came into play
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>>4582602
>no bunny
>implying 0r0 drew that
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>Sweetie Belle will never sing to you
>Scootaloo will never scoot on you
>Applebloom will never build you a house
;_;
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>>4582607
Better than nothing - post it.
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>>4582610
>Scoot on you
That sounds... painful
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>>4582612
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apparently I have some "appletini" flavored crystal light...

what do?
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>>4582610
>Scootaloo will never make wildly inappropriate advances on you because she was sexually abused as a child
>She will never feel hurt when you turn her down
>"I thought you liked me, anon..."
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night mlp
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>>4582602
>no his shitty OC
1/10, almost got me believing it is 0r0

that or you made a clever edit
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>>4582623
Dump it out.
That shit don't have no real apples in it.
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>>4582565

she could always bellydance for you. or on you.

>>4582569

yes, but here's the thing: healthy is boring. if all we ever talked about was two ponies who love each other very much, exclusively, who have stimulating sex lives, jobs, and hobbies, who have three kids and a very comfortable income, who die at the age of ninety as grandparents, we'd be bored to fucking tears.

so i inject something a little more interesting than a happy ending.
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>>4582608
>Snarky will never write sexual busty Twist feels
>you will never greentext about how her chest flesh absolutely dwarfs your member as it wraps and molds around it
>you will never imagine the sight of her bountiful bosom rippling against your fevered thrusts, and the pearly dew soon to anoint her chin and collarbones
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>>4582623
Have sex with it, obviously
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>>4582620
My boner thanks you.
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twily
Twily
TWILY
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>>4582624
>implying I'm not the one who sexually abused her
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I've been working on a greentext story for a while now. Please tell me what you think:

>Oh Muses, please grant me inspiration and skill, that I may tell your tale with adroit finesse
>Scootaloo was on her scooter in the fog when she felt a thud
>She got off the scooter and looked at the road
>Sweetie Belle was lying there, dead.
>Scootaloo didn't know what to do, so she made a suit out of the corpse's skin, ate the offal and went back to Ponyville.
>She pretended to be Sweetie Belle
>No-one ever noticed the difference, and no-one missed Scootaloo
>The end

Only constructive criticism please.
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>>4582632
and that's the other extreme of the spectrum...
I stand on the middle ground
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>>4582645
>no rape
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>>4582632

>busty Twist

never. not til the day i die will i accept this.
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>>4582636
Woah Twily, your vagina is totally tubular.
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>>4582649
I'm glad we agree on SOMETHING, at least
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>>4582650
>"G-get ready to hang ten, here comes the wave!"
>"I'M SHOOTING THE CURL!"
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>>4582655
OH!
OH!
OHH!!!
WOAHH!!!!!!!
WWWOOOOAAHHH!!!
OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!!!
AAARRRGGHHE!!!
AAAHHHHH!!!
C-
C-
C-
COWABUNGA!!!!!!!!!!
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>>4582655

>premature ejaculation
>"i totally beefed it..."
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Odds:Make "appletini" stuff and post pics with pony
Evens:drink something else
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>>4582636
>cumming into cervix
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>>4582660
Bleach.
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>>4582663
But that's how horse genitals work.
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>>4582648
Oh, sorry.

>Scootaloo was on her scooter in the fog when she felt a thud
>She got off the scooter and looked at the road
>Sweetie Belle was lying there, dead.
>Scootaloo went a tingling in her loins
>She'd always been attracted to Sweetie Belle, but she was too afraid of rejection. A corpse would never reject her
>Scootaloo thought for a moment, then came to the conclusion that nothing she could do would be worse than killing her in the first place.
>Scootaloo raped the corpse for hours then collapsed in a post-orgasmal coma in a ditch.
>She then made a suit out of the corpse's skin, ate the offal and went back to Ponyville.
>She pretended to be Sweetie Belle
>No-one ever noticed the difference, and no-one missed Scootaloo
>The end
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>>4582649
Using breasts as a head pillow is one of my fetishes, but you could use hers as a whole bed.
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>>4582660

drink liquefied haggis.
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>>4582620
>Promise to describe it in wonderful, disgusting detail.
I wish I could tell that anon how amazing they are for that line.
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>tfw shaved your whole cock yesterday
>tfw there was no more hair between your fingers and skin
>tfw it was incredible fucking sensitive while stroking your cock covered in lube
>tfw came buckets because orgasm was that strong after hours of lazy pleasure
>tfw it is itchy at the next day

sometimes I really want to do total epilation
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>>4582684
Why do you have hair on your cock to begin with?
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Short Greentext prompt?
preferably something with Dash
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>>4582687
Dash getting her mane cut
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>>4582687
Dash becomes addicted to masturbation.
24/7 masturbation.
She can't stop.
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>>4582687
Dash is afraid her toots will keep her out of the wonderbolts
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>>4582687
Dash getting her tubes tied
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>>4582687
Dash can't have babies
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>>4582684
I shaved off everything once, it was awful.
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>>4582688
>Mane cut
>read that as "mare cunt"
SOMEONE SHOOT ME.
IT'S NEVER GOING TO GET BETTER.
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>>4582693
>>4582692
Oh god damn.
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>>4582684
Next time just take an electric razor and trim it. same great feel, in some ways more interesting, but no razor rash.
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>>4582687
Dash getting hooked on meth
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>>4582676

then you must be one tiny motherfucker, because she's only got B-cups.
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>>4582693
>>4582692
>>4582690
>>4582689
This shit is why I keep coming back here.

You niggas hilarious.
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>>4582684
I used to shave my pubes.
And my stomach.
And my chest.
And my armpits.

But then I learned something: Once your clothes are off, you're having sex.
So now I save the trouble and go natural. But if I had a girlfriend that wanted me shaved, I'd do it for her.
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>>4582705
You will never have a girlfriend.
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>>4582708
S-shut up!
;_;
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Which pony would kiss you on the cheek and tell you how much they loved you before mounting you and rutting you into the ground with their strapon?
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>>4582714
None of them would.
So I'll just say Pinkie, because she's my favorite.
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>>4582714
None of them.

I'm repellent.
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>>4582685
um, uh... males usually do have these on their genitals and chest?

>>4582694
I dunno, shaved body is really appealing to me, both mine and partners.
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Late Night Pony Confessions

Time to get it off your chest.
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>>4582692
>>4582693
Let's just roll with this. The idea of Dash not being able to raise her own kids while all her friends do can set a nice tone.
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Would you let the Flim Flam brothers dubble team you?
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1-3:MH
4-6:Draw for MLPG
7-9:Bed
0:editing practice
Dubs:MLPG decides
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>>4582726
>let
No, I would not let them, they would have to take me against my will because that is my fetish
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>>4582726
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No new General?
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>>4582727
draw anyway.

Somebody post that >playing my little pony general disgusted sweetie thing
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>>4582687
Dash losing virginity
yes, hymen and pain involved
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I want something to happen
anything
anything that will give us something to talk about other than coming up with increasingly off-the-wall sexual things to do with ponies
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>>4582734
>15 posts away
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>>4582688
>>4582689

Her mane has gotten long. Too long for every day ponies, especially by her her athletic standards. She's always loved the local barber, he was always so discrete, even when it didn't call for it.
She walks in and plops down into the pony shaped barber chair, "what'll it be?"
"The usual short cut." She replies.
The anticipation of that small vibrating device against her scalp is more than enough to get her comfortable.
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Would you do falconry using a pegasus as a falcon?
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>>4582722
Rarity is best pony
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>>4582735
Alright, I'll do it for a little bit for you. When we get a new horse, that is.
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Pony should Donkey Dog
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>>4582705

Same, if they wanted me to shave I'd try it otherwise I'm just shaving my face.
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>>4582735
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>>4582740
I think we all do.

You can only type marecunt so many times before it loses all meaning.
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>>4582744
but how would she perch on my arm?
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>>4582714

Rarity. obviously.
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>>4582722

Seeing ponies with OC and certain ships evoke feelings of jealousy within me
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>>4582753
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>>4582734
I'm preparing it, will link later.
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>>4582755
Do you think other times she just has you eat her out for hours while she works on designs at her table?
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>>4582722
Children arouse me.

Sexually
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>>4582722
I wish I could one day be an example brought up when people list off good contribs
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>>4582753
it would be nice if we could focus on cute rather than sexy sometimes
we don't nearly often enough
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>>4582740
The griffon city version of Detroit? Okay
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>>4582754
You'd make her loose weight.
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>>4582722
I'm a brony.
/)
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>>4582772
no I mean balance-wise
talons have an easier grip than hooves
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>>4582777
(\
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>>4582771
I bet you posted that because you think it's depressing. The way I see it, it's a much better fate that fading into obscurity. Those vaulted ceilings get to spend their remaining days in one last great hurrah, aweing people using an otherwise ordinary parking garage.
>>
ONCE YOU FIND YOUR CENTER
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>>4582779
Looks like you missed your target, captain.
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WHEN I WAS
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>>4582782
SOMEHOW IIII'LL MAKE A MAAAN OUT OF YOUUUUU
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>>4582779
>having no aim
Ya beefed it, dude!
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>>4582784
>>4582788
it's 4chan X's fault!
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>>4582740
We got a decent amount of speculation from the new box art, but unless a something substantial comes out things are just going to get worse.

Until things perk up I'm going to keep drawing shitty MSpaint ponies in sexual positions.
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>>4582772
Magnets.
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>>4582740
>>4582722
I want a good (dick-blowing) greentext or shot-story with anonxNMM that involves cute moments (cuddles?), oral, anal and vaginal sex and lots of variety. But there never will be one ;_;
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>>4582722
I get terrible performance anxiety every time I try to write a >feel
it doesn't help that I'm awful at it
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beep..... beep....... beep..... beep.....
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>>4582743
Dash relaxes softly against the back of the barber's chair, her long main flowing against the back of the chair.
The barber instinctively backs away from such a beautiful mane, asking if she really wants it cut short. Dash, only thinking of the pleasures of the vibrating razor soon to come, yells at him to cut it however he damn well pleases.
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>>4582761
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>>4582781
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXm6F-K6Ffo
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>>4582801
It's better than the alternative. I am far too confident in my writing ability and every time I try everyone tells me how shit I am in the most insulting way they can.

Count your blessings, asshole.
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Hey assholes, stop watching shows for little girls.
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>>4582803
beep...........beep..... .............
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>>4582805
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>>4582803
I-Is she gonna be okay, doc?
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>>4582800

Like a story where Anon is basically NMM's champion ?
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>>4582813
>shows
>s

So I can still watch one?
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>>4582806
M-my youtube has changed language to Japanese or Chinese. What happened last night mlpg?
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>>4582820
Global Chinese takeover.
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>>4582818
Not sure what do you mean by NMM's champion, but I guess no. I had in mind simple plot, no stretching far back story arc with grand future and what not. There no need to even explain humans in Equestria and why he is with her.
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>>4582814
>>4582803
>Hurr gore for the sake of gore
>no explanation
>i'm so deep and edgy
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Thread age: 4 hours, 10 minutes and 11 seconds
Posts in /mlp/: 3 413 last 10 mins: 49
Posts in thread: 1 090 (31.94%) last 10 mins: 28 (57.14%)
/mlp/ posts per min: 13.65 last 10 mins: 4.95
Thread posts per min: 4.36 last 10 mins: 2.80
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I finished capping this.

I'll cap Blueblood next. It's much shorter.
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>>4582820
I've had that happen before. Not sure why google does that. It seems to unfuck itself in a few hours, generally.
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>>4582825

Basically her right hand
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>>4582829
Give us the flavor, sensai
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>>4582829
Eventually /mlp/ shall consist solely of the current horse, a slew of dead horses, and a few feeble Anon in Equestria threads seemingly frozen in time.
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>>4582832
Well, post the cap or link to it? Is it a romance or does it involves ___sex___?

Also, new horez when ready:
>>4582839
>>4582839
>>4582839
>>4582839
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>>4582808
I would rather have the illusion of being good
instead I'm just constantly noticing the shortcomings of my own writing compared to everyone else's and talking myself out of it every time I try to make something

I wish I could be more confident in my work like Senpai...
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>>4582843
>6 images left
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>>4582792
I've drawn shitty MSpaint ponies before, but I can safely say this is the shittiest.
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>>4582842
This place will be a ghost town by the time the show ends.
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>>4582827
>Renne Quest
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>>4582847
>when ready
>autism
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>>4582853
With a skeleton crew!
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>>4582858
mwhahah, nic eone
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>>4582864
2spooky
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>>4582858
But Renne quest does have an explanation. They're in a tomb or something
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>>4582843

I don't know if there are any greentexts or stories about it, I just find the idea of being the closest servant of a powerful female cute.
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>>4582864
>>4582853
[1]
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>>4582827
I don't know if i'd count this as "gore".
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>>4582869
>or something
ahaha
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>>4582864
Led by who?
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>>4582858

Corpse Pile is the best character on the show
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>>4582874
Hmm, yeah, I can see it in the concept, but it depends on how its will be played.
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>>4582875
ARTYOM!
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>>4582868
>>4582879
You best start believin in ghost horses Anon, YOU'RE IN ONE
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>>4582884
that thing makes me feel awful
they didn't deserve that...
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>>4582877
They're characters in a children's cartoon being vivsected and near death, how is that not needlessly pretentious and pedantic?
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>>4582914
>vivisected
it's open-heart surgery

they're going to be okay
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>>4582886

It doesn't have to go the servant route. Anon could be her royal consort, the one who dotes on her and helps her unwind.
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>>4582932
ut servant's route is the most interesting one, because this way you could play NMM fully, as perverted evil mistress, with her weird kinks and fetishes. Any kind of fetishes, she is that type of character that is into it
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>>4582921
What if the doctor is the one from South Park?

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