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Old horse: >>4561282

Shhh pone is asleep
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>>4564363
WAKE UP PONE WAKE UP
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http://wedding.mylittlepony.com/Pony-Wedding-Music-Game.html

>coming soon
comeon hasbro, the god damn episode aired ages ago.
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WHAT'S UP, PONY?

SLEEPING WELL?
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I hear if you don't smile at least once a day, your mouth will be permanently locked in the frowning position.
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>>4564363
That's a cute pony. I hope that pony is having a nice dream.
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>soon
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>>4564380
It's not hard to smile when you have pone, or think of pone, or watch pone.
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>>4564376
NO BUT I WILL BE SOON
THANK YOU FOR ASKING
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>>4564363
Don't wanna wake a pone, do we.
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>>4564376
SHE CAN'T ANSWER, SHE'S SLEEPING
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Sleeping pone thread.
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AW FUCK I'M LOUD AND OBNOXIOUS I SURE HOPE NOBODY IS TRYING TO GET SOME SLEEP
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>>4564389
Every time I see this sketch I think she is playing tambourine
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>>4564395
No, still asleep.
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>>4564400
>no vagina
the fuck is this shit

PPPP should fix it
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>>4564395
FORTUNATELY, I DO NOT BELIEVE ANYONE WOULD BE FOOLISH ENOUGH TO ATTEMPT TO SLEEP IN A BRAND NEW THREAD
FEEL FREE TO CONTINUE SHOUTING AS YOU LIKE
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>>4564395
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>>4564380
I don't think I smiled yesterday
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>>4564389
Every time I see a jar now, I immediately think of a sperm jar.

I blame you /mlp/.
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So i pretty much hate this board and i think MLPG is not much better than the board as a whole in content and i think most of you are just in denial over how bad this whole thing has really gotten.
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>>4564410
Cool.
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>>4564410
Perhaps, but what else can we do?
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>>4564410
Okay.
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Do you not SEE the FUTILITY?
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What's your most perverse pone fantasy?
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>>4564410
MLPG is the shining jewel of /mlp/.
Stop being a fag btw.
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>>4564401
Oh shit nigga, PPPP!

Haven't they given up yet? Last I saw, they only had like two people with no relevant skills.
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>>4564410
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LH2UB2uD-tA
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Pink hoers is best pone
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>>4564419
Cuddling the CMC.
Naked.
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>>4564422
They posted a picture of what they are working on, it's shit.
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>>4564422
What.
They actually updated their project entries lately, with some shots. Seems like they are slowly progressing...
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>>4564419
non-consensual cuddling
like where they're fighting to get away and you just pull them closer and sigh into their ear
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>>4564397
All she wanted to do was sleep on a sugar packet as a pillow as she protected a delicate pepper plant.
And you had to come along and play music.
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>>4564432
How about, after that, you tie them up and gently brush their hair and tie bows around it?
Maybe put some nice perfume on her afterwards...
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>>4564419
Fluttershy and a shark.
Alternative Pinkie Pie appearing randomly 24 times in 24 hours to blast someone with confetti and wishing them a happy birthday on the wrong day.
Living the preverted dream.
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>>4564421
>shining jewel
You like homestuck don't you?
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>>4564439
Nice feet.
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>>4564441
MT, can you draw Celstia x Chrysalis angry sex? Okay, no need to draw sex itself, just implications then?
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>>4564442
No I barely even know what it is, and from what I've seen (pic related) I do not wish to either.
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>>4564442
I don't thin we mentioned the >Green sun
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>>4564447
>implications of angry sex
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What are you reading lately mlpg?
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>>4564363
DRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING
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>>4564457
Loomis
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>>4564457
The Ancestor's Tale.
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>>4564457
Clop fic.and horse breeding manuals.
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There will never be enough Pinkie Pie in this thread.
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>>4564457
I finished American Assassin, thanks to the general/
Quite a violent bit of badassery if it were.
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>>4564457
The official My Little Pony General strategy guide from Prima Games
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>>4564457
Game of the Throne Chairs
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>>4564404
Why would luna be using a toshiba?
She'd surely have the sense to buy and Asus or a Chinkpad
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>>4564454
Well, MT does not draw sexual scenes so I dunno how to make it clear and yet SFW
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>>4564470
>official strategy guide
Casual
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Which pone has the widest urethra?
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>>4564457
Biography of Theodore Roosevelt
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Let me ask you a question; How would like to be able to study more efficiently, harder with less energy?

Let me ask you another: Was that a good way to start a speech off?
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>>4564457
Theogony
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>>4564481
Snips or Snails, they seem to be the most likely to get into this sort of shit.
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>>4564439
That looks like a DA filename, but isn't that pic to srisky for DA?
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>>4564474
Because grorious Nippon.
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>>4564485
With an incredibly racist joke.
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>>4564485
Depends on the speech.
Honestly, if I'm listening to a speech about being able to study better, I'm not going to be paying attention either way.
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>>4564475
Pffft I doubt MT would draw it today anyways. You know how fags get super lazy on birthdays. and by lazy I mean busy.
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>>4564495
Holy shit. I need to take a page out of Seth's book and go to bed. I completely misread that.
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>>4564492
does urethral sounding even work for women?
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>>4564498
IT'S HER BIRTHDAY?
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>>4564410
Then why do you come here?
Also, what do you think is bad about the general?
At least we don't have people spamming "I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash" every few minutes.
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>>4564502
There's an urethra, you can sound it.
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>>4564502
Yeah, there are some porn stars who specialize in it.
Personally, I can't imagine it doing anything but hurting like hell. For men as well. But I've never tried it.
And I don't wish to.
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THE MORNING SUN HAS VANQUISHED THE HORRIBLE NIGHT
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>>4564509
Fuck off, Roogna.
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>>4564419
Fucking Luna's peehole and cumming inside her bladder.
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>>4564507
You know we can start having them if you ask.
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>>4564497
The speech is suppose to be something that interests me. I choice human enchantment through chemicals. I'm suppose to talk about new information people aren't aware of, and it's either this, talking about my little pony or my interest in astrophysics.
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>>4564509
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>>4564498
wait what iti s her birthday?
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>>4564516
Would you mind if she had a cock too?
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>>4564457

I've been reading a black library 40k novel

It's Blood Reaver.

Goddamnit why couldn't they make a movie about the Night Lords series instead of fecking ultramarines?
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>>4564520
*chose
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>>4564512
prostate
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Hey! What's that? It looks like some kind of square screen! What's that on the other side?
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>>4564524
I kind of wish they let her relieve herself through her mare urethra when they went for the second time.
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>>4564529
Careful, Pinkie! It might be dangerous and disturbing!
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>>4564520
Okay I see.
In that case, I'd start off about the subject: Enhancement through chemicals.
If you still want to make it related to studying, try something like "What would you say if I told you that you would be able to study more efficiently, harder with less energy, all thanks to chemical enhancement?"
Or something like that.
At least mention the subject of your speech, because it sounds much more interesting than studying.
At least to me.
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>>4564481
Celestia. She's had thousands of years to stretch it out.
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>>4564534
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>>4564529
No Pinkie. It'll be painful, for the pain is more than real.
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>>4564512
Like Amazing Ty.
She can even take a cock in her peehole.
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>>4564527
Now THAT I can actually imagine feeling great.

But I still don't want to try it.
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>>4564524
Not as long as she also had a vagina.
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>>4564542
I remember when I found this long ago when I first came to those threads.
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>>4564533
I was kind of hoping for some pass-through action - peeing/cumming in one and having her squirt it out the other.

But it was fun in the end, so I'm still happy with it.
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>>4564529
PINKIE!
YOU'VE GOT TO GET ME THROUGH!
I'LL DO ANYTHING!
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>>4564529
Why are you so bad at geometry Pinkie
That isn't square
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>>4564538
OK, thanks. I'll try and come up with something before class starts. Fuck, I'd rather look like a fool talking about this than a fool talking about ponies.
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>>4564551
Man, I am shocked you'd even consider ponies.
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>>4564550
Mine is, she's looking at me, oh god.
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>>4564545
Would you make her beg for you to mark her bladder with your cum?
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>>4564550
You could try to not be bitch you know
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>>4564533
>>4564548
What are you guys talking about?
Did I miss some glorious peehole fucking ERP/greentext?
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>/mlp/ has more posts than /co/
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>>4564549
Aaaanything?

It sure does get lonely at SCC...
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>>4564549
Aaaaaaaaaaanything?
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>>4564555
It's Sentenal.
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>>4564561
He

He linked to the cap

It's right there
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>>4564548
And now when I think about it I'd like that they put something through her so that it would come out of bot urethras.
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>>4564563
OH GOD, PINKIE YOU READ MY MIND. YES ANYTHING!
>>4564564
YOU TOO!
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>>4564563
>>4564564
god dammit pinkie one of your clones got loose again
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>>4564564
>>4564563
AHAHAHA
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>>4564563
>>4564564
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>>4564558
She wouldn't have to beg. I'd be more than happy to. In fact, I'd mark it with more than just my cum.
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>>4564568
>bot
laughingelfboy.jpg
both*
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>>4564568
Like a string of beads?
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>>4564566
Oh....
Well....
I suppose he needs help just as much as anyone.
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>>4564563
>>4564564
I have a lollipop
I'll give iy to both of you right now if you choose me
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>>4564555
What else do I have to choose from? Cartoons, science and philosophy. MLP is the only cartoon worthy talking about IN THEORY, it has a massive following and every other show I like is still starting off. Augmentation is the only science that really interests me and has any real and practical meaning, and I have only 2 minutes to talk. I can't go into 2deep4you ideas.

>>4564566
Nope. but I get that alot.
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>>4564577
Acceptable, but I'd prefer something else.
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>>4564457
Stephen King's The Stand
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>>4564547
>reading that while listening to this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzHpY97AoSY

>mfw

I feel empty
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>>4564563
>>4564564
But wait... which Pinkie is the real Pinkie?!
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>>4564457
The internet.
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>>4564592
Shoot them both
It's the only way
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>>4564584
Man, I could talk about cartoons for hours. For days. For weeks without even mentioning ponies.

But, then again, animation is my ONLY real interest.
I think chemical augmentation is a great subject for a speech, and original too.
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>>4564584
>but I get that alot.

Because it's you, dingus. The college stuff, the augmentation thing...it's ok, morning threads are slow anyway so I don't think anyone cares.
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>>4564592
I'M SEEING DOUBLE

SHOOT THEM BOTH
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>>4564592
YOU HAVE TO CHOOSE!

BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!

WHICH IS THE REAL PINKIE AND WHICH IS A MURDERER!
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>>4564575
Would you use her bladder as your personal urinal?
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>>4564598
>>4564599
Shit what should we do now?
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>>4564586
What did you have in mind?
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>>4564564
Man, when Pinkie made that face and fluttered her eyelids, I just about had a heart attack.
She just gets cuter and cuter.
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>>4564592
I am the real pinkie
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>>4564567
Oh yeah. Didn't see the picture. I actually wrote about half of that, but as I recall, we did fuck one of her urethras and have her pee it out the other at the end.
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>>4564569
Well, I did have something along the lines of losing my virginity to you. But now that I have a clone it's even better! I'm sure you'll find some human you can love instead. Earth isn't THAT bad.
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>>4564597
...damn it, sorry. I just am tired of people calling me out even when I have nothing to do with the topic. I try to distance myself as far as I can from that name when asking for help.
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>>4564605
No I am
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>>4564605
This world ain't big enough for the both of us.
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>>4564612
>>4564605
>>4564613
OH GOD NOW THERE ARE 3 OF THEM
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>>4564613
yea cause you ate it you fat piece of crap
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>>4564608
NO! PINKIE NO! IT'S HORRIBLE HERE!
YOU CAN'T LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY TO YOURSELF!
PLEASE PINKIE!
I....
I....
_ ____ ___.
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>>4564603
I just don't like beads for some reason. I just would like her to recoil a little.
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oh god now im surrounded by pinkies
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>>4564607
It's good to see you again~

I meant more in real time. Like her body is just an extension of your cock.
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>>4564608
Good lord that pic is terrible, what happened with your colors, Pinkie?
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>>4564616
I think you mean 4
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>>4564617
>Getting fat turns your stomach into a large sphere while the rest of your body remain the same
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>>4564620
It's like heaven.
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>>4564542
;_;
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>>4564623
AND HER TAIL, LOOK AT HER TAIL
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>>4564625
I'm calling the glue factory
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>>4564629
9panka11me
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>>4564629
THEY ARE SO FAST AAAHHH
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>>4564626
Don't argue with it, anon.
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>>4564619
>recoil a little
I don't get it
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>>4564635
Hey we are playing cool, man, no need to be rude.
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I'M THE REAL PINK
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>>4564623
>>4564631
Trans-dimensional travel can do that.
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>>4564626
>you pull down your pants

"twitcha twich! twitcha twich!!"
>tries to bounce away
>fails miserably
>you slowly climb on top of her back and slide your rod down her party chute
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>>4564647
I would not rape a Pinkie, anon.
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>>4564619
>>4564603
>>4564586
How about a human cock?
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>>4564646
>motherbucking
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SO ARE WE PARTYING OR WHAT?
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>>4564625
bendan physics errday.
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>>4564635
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>>4564640
When inserting the rod. I'd just love to see her nuzzling the floor/bed/whatever was under her when it's slowly slid inside.
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>>4564653
Why is Pinkie fucking Lyra?
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>>4564650
That's some impressive length to be able to make it from one urethra out the other. Or is just using the base of her shaft like a cock sleeve what you're after?
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>>4564649
yea you say that now but be honest: you couldnt resist.
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>>4564465
WELL I SURE THINK THIS THREAD HAS A LOT OF PINKIES
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>>4564661
That's just disgusting.
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>>4564661
>Pinkie attempts to consume cupcakes.jpg
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>>4564600
Yes I would. I would fill her up with my warm dark yellow urine and make her squeal with pleasure as her bladder stretched to accomodate both my cock and our mixed urine.
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>>4564661
Hello new desktop.
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>>4564658
>rod
Fuck it's late. I didn't even think about actual sounding.

But now that you mention it, seeing her tremble and moan as you gently work it in and out of both her urethrae at the same time would be rather nice.
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>>4564661
OH CHRIST FUCKING PAOIFPHODUFHPSHF AAAARRGGGGG.......

I WOULD NOT
RAPE
A
PINKIE.

I WOULD CONSENSUALLY.
OH GOD HOW I WOULD CONSENSUALLY.

BUT I CAN'T RAPE HER. SHE'S TOO INNOCENT.
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>>4564659
Shipping.
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>>4564663
And yet, IT'S STILL NOT ENOUGH!
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>>4564661
she looks soft...
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>>4564661
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>>4564621
That's an interesting idea. I guess if she was filled up enough, she would no longer be able to hold back, and the content would flow out the other hole...
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>>4564675
SHIT
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>>4564669
Once you were good and empty, would you watch her spray it all back out immediately or make her hold it in?
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>this thread
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>>4564671
That would be hot too.
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>>4564661

I just want to splooge inside her.

Is that what she wants?
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Y-Yeah
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Pink is fast becoming one of my favorite colors, just because of that little horse I love.
I feel so.... gay...
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>>4564687
She wants whatever will make you smile.
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>>4564689
Rarity, I know you want to look more like best pony, but it's not working, you are still the worst.
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>>4564660
It would probably have to be quite impressive in length, yes. But it would not necessarily need to go all the way through, just into her vaginal urethra, through her bladder and a little out of her cock's urethra so that you could pee out of her cock.
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>>4564679
You could wait until she was desperate for release on her own, follow her to the bathroom and push into her mare end, relieving yourself in her overfull bladder and giving her the unique pleasure of peeing for the both of you.

And once she was empty you could fuck her urethra until you both came, her cock spurting your seed like it was her own.
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>>4564691
>not liking pink already
Pink is rad.
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>>4564694
Pinkie's eyes look really green here.
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>>4564691
Don't worry, pink is also the color from beyond the time.
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>>4564661
>she is so excited by the smell of sugar and candy that she gets wet and starts to masturbate by rubbing her butt against the glass and hoping no one will notice
>pretends to talk fast and orgasms on the glass and it leaks all over
>glances back
>mr cake is standing tehre watching her with a slack jawed expression
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>>4564691
Would you drive Pinkie's pink little Volkswagen around town without feeling like a fag?
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>>4564682
I'd make her hold it in, so that I could feel the warm delightful liquids sloshing around in her as I fucked her tight little peehole.
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>>4564698
That's an interesting idea indeed.
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>>4564703
Oh, christ, masturbation and butt-rubbing and uncontrollable horniness and paraphilia and little pink horse.
I am liking this thread.
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ಠ_ಠ
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ಠ ಠ
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>>4564696
You could even reach down and aim her shaft like it was your own as she shuddered at the incredible sensation of being doubly sounded and utterly used by you. Or jerk her cock as you fucked into hers from the inside, milking her shaft as you sprayed your cum out of her erection.
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>>4564705
As long as I had Pinkie, I wouldn't care what people think.
I'd be the biggest, faggiest brony around and you guys would call me autistic and ableist and a furry and a weeaboo and a nigger and I wouldn't even care.
As long as I had Pinkie, I probably wouldn't even visit 4chan anymore.
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We brainded
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>>4564719
UNF
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>>4564705
>implying I wouldn't take her to the end of the world in the pink beetle
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>>4564718
KEEP IT TOGETHER, MAN
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I was supposed to do something today

Oh yeah, college

Whoops
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>>4564706
She'd probably whine and moan as you pounded her urethra, so happy that her urine-swollen bladder was giving you a wonderfully warm feeling. But what she really wants is to feel your cock throb and spurt inside her, hosing down her most intimate of places with your wonderful spunk.
>>
Somebody stram something.
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>>4564705
I would drive Twilight's hybrid.
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>>4564727
>not driving up to Lover's Lookout
>not giving her the dick
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>>4564727
We'd ride through space and time.
We'd honk at Carl Sagans' as we zoomed past him into eternity.
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>>4564730
>that feel
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>>4564722
>probably wouldn't even visit 4chan anymore.
Makes sense.
If you could be fucking that sexy pink horse all day long, why would you need to come to 4chan?
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>>4564734
I actually drive a beetle, and it would be very difficult to give anyone the dick in that thing.
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>>4564734
But what if I just want to be with her? Cuddle and stuff?
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So when was the last time you were laid, mlpg?
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>>4564738
I'm saying, man.
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>>4564743
24 year old virgin
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>>4564738
The best part about fucking Pinkie Pie isn't partying in her pussy, it's telling everyone on the internet that I did.
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>>4564743
never
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>>4564743
I haven't felt the inside of a vagina since I was born.
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>>4564743
Somewhere around a year ago now.
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>>4564743
22yo handholdless virgin
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>>4564743
3 or 4 months ago, I guess.
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>>4564751
>tfw you were born via cecesrian so you were robbed of that feeling too.
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>>4564751
Macduff pls go
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>>4564758
HAHAHA
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>>4564743
About a year
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>>4564743
Christmas Eve, 2008.
Christ it's been awhile.
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>>4564733
>Twilight - Hybrid
>Pinkie - Beetle
>AJ - Pickup
>Dash - Some souped-up little piece of shit
>Rarity - Luxury sedan
>Fluttershy - Hippie van
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>>4564726
Though if it were possible to get long enough, you could roll her onto her back and pound her mare urethra and watch as your cockhead popped in and out of the tip of her cock. Both of her urethras and her bladder would be like some sort of perverse sex toy for you. And she'd love every last second of it.
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>>4564758
same here. I don't know how to feel.
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>>4564758
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>>4564743

I've only ever had sex once when I was 17. And even then we stopped halfway because we were both kinda awkward and uncomfortable about it.

I don't know why, but I just can't bring myself to even care about forming a romantic attachment with anybody else.

In fact I think I'm turning into a hermit..
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>>4564743
>How to Get Responses out of MLPG
>#1: Attack t heir virginity
>The End
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>>4564743
define laid
if by "had penetrating sex," never
if "been in a sexual situation where at least one partner orgasmed," seven months ago to the fucking day.

I hope it's the first one
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Discussing your sex life is not related to the cartoon show my little pony friendship is magic
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>>4564772
wronk

you just need to ask them what music they are listening to or make a confession time
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>>4564758
Macbeth pls
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>>4564767
>Dash - Some souped-up little piece of shit

I can see Dash driving cabrio.
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>>4564758
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>>4564743
>tfw when only times ever holding hands or kissing her jokingly done.
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>>4564743
Couple weeks ago. Probably getting some tomorrow, though.
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>>4564767
Dash would have a muscle car with racer stripes and the engine raised.
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>>4564785
>>4564767
you're both wrong. dash is like sanic. she'd look at the car, spit at it and go on her bussiness.
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>>4564785
Dash would probably fuck up her car faster thne the CMC
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>>4564788
We're talking if they had cars, anon.
Pay attention.
Human, car-driving Dash can't fly.
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>>4564773
>at least one partner
You weren't in some brony orgy were you
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>>4564711
Just let me know if you're ever in the mood to stretch out a pony's urethrae. It's rare I get a chance to bring it up.
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>>4564788
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>>4564743
I had sex with men... does that count?
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>>4564793
She also can't have babies
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>>4564788
That's not like Sanic at all, he hops in goofy racecars all the time.
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>>4564799
W-Why?
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>>4564799
THAT...
THAT WAS A SECRET!
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>>4564794
no
by "at least one partner," I meant that I didn't ever orgasm because I was fully clothed the entire time. Stripy flannel pajamas and everything.
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>>4564807
Sounds comfy.
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>>4564805
She traded her uterus to go faster
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>>4564796
That's not canon

We're talking Sonic R nigga
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>>4564805
because
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>>4564808
have you ever tried to suck someone off while they lay down on their back?
your back will hate you for days afterwards
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>>4564731
Knowing she wanted to feel me cum inside her, I'd pick up the pace, thrusting harder and faster, enjoying the feeling of our wonderfully warm liquids enveloping my cock, and the warmth of leakage squirting onto my balls with each thrust and dripping down.

Soon, I would be able to hold it no longer, unleashing a massive torrent of thick jizz directly into her bladder, making her squirm at the extra pressure added into her already bursting bladder.
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I've been up for too damn long, MLPG.
I don't usually do this, but I'm feeling daring.
Which pony is my pillow and what scenario should I visualize as I drift off to sleep?
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>>4564816
Octavia cum inflation
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>implying Dash wouldn't drive a Dodge Viper
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>>4564816
Rarity is your pillow and you visualize what life would be like if your pillow wasn't the worst pony
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>>4564814
N-no I haven't....
I actually had the chance to suck someone off a few nights ago.
But I didn't.
Because I'm not gay.
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>>4564816
cheerilee cum inflation
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>>4564823
>didn't suck the dick
Faggot.
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>>4564795
I guess we're already sort of doing that in the other ERP, but sure, I'd be up for that sometime if you have other alternative ideas. Don't know how much I'll have time to be on this week though. I'm just connected from a hotel room in greece at the moment, so I won't be on as much as usual.
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>>4564806
The stallions in the Wonderbolts have had more turns with you unprotected than they've done practice laps. It's hardly a secret.
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>>4564815
Winking furiously, she'd howl in pleasure as she felt your cum spray against the far wall of her bladder, mixing with your urine and hers and making your spasming cock feel so incredibly warm. As much as she adores being able to hold both of your gifts, she'd be awfully full. How would you let her release some of that pressure?
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>>4564830
>dem adverbs

typical-fanfiction-author.jpg
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FLY AWAY NOW
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>>4564823
>he didn't even try tasting the rod
What are you afraid of you faggot
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>>4564834
>not complaining about purple prose
>not pointing out excessive adjectives
>not decrying the sad state of greentext over actual writing
DYEEM?
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COCKY LITTLE FREAKS

AAAAAAAUUUUGGGGAAAAGH!!
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>>4564843
EM?
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>>4564834
>complaining about adverbs

Stephen King pls go
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>>4564845
Daddy screamed real good when he died.
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>>4564846
English Major
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>>4564850
I can see that.
Daddy gave you good advice.


Oh, wait...
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>>4564848
Adverbs are fine. 3 adverbs in 3 sentences is too many.
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>>4564856
I ain't your buddy, go away!
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>>4564827
I'll throw out a prompt if anything particularly kinky comes to mind. Thanks for indulging me with this sounding stuff - how do you feel about hollow sounds?
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>>4564851
I don't want to work at McDonald's
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Renne quest double dose this week?
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>>4564810
CAN YOU FEEL THE SUNSHINE
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>>4564869
No...
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>>4564732
Requests?
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>>4564874
Child pornography?
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>>4564865
Not that guy, but could you use them to fill rather than to relieve through slow seeping?
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>>4564732
I was actually considering streaming Dark Souls for a bit.

>>4564868
Yes. Today I'm gonna be starting in about 6 or 7 hours earlier than usual due to stuff going on later in the day. I'll still have to get back to you guys about Thursday.
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>>4564877
I can offer vore?
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>>4564874
Drawing
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IT IS PONE

PONE IS SUSPECT OF YOUR MOTIVES

WHY DO YOU MAKE PONE FEEL THIS WAY
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SUDDEN LOSS OF APPETITE.
CHRONIC OVEREATER SUDDENLY SWITCHES TO STARVATION DIET FOR NO OTHER REASON THAN LACK OF INTEREST IN FOOD.
DIAGNOSIS?
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>>4564883
>in about 6 or 7 hours earlier than usual
Lawdy, I butchered that sentence. I will be starting around maybe 1 CST.
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>>4564889
Can't do that, captain.
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>>4564882
I like the way you think. Are you thinking of cum bloating back up into testes or the slightly more realistic bladder swelling? Because a pair of hollow sounded stallions cumming back and forth is pretty hot.
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>>4564890
I'M NOT DESTROYING PONY, I'M SAVING IT
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>>4564894
IT'S A GODDAMN ORDER
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>>4564830
As my orgasm subsided, I would grab my cock and poke around inside her, making her moan with each brush against her bladder walls, until I found her other urethra.

Once I found it, I would push the head of my cock out through it, and some way up her cock. She would gasp at the sensation of my dick massaging her prostate from within her bladder and beg for release.

After teasing her for a bit, I would tell her that if she wants release she can try going - around my cock.
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>>4564890
Even in this world it's not t normal for grown man to have fun with small children.
Life is suffering
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>>4564897
This is the Admiral. Belay that order. We need you back at port.
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>>4564903
I know.
A friend of children deserves respect.
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>>4564890
Why can't I talk to Pinkie without you getting suspicious, Rarity? We are just friends!
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>>4564865
I like the idea of hollow sounds very much. Maybe some day (but probably not this week) we could do an ERP about stallion/mare sharing a hollow sound.
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>>4564904
I AM THE KING OF MLPG
I DEMAND IMMEDIATE CESSATION OF THIS ORDER
YOU WILL CONTINUE ON COURSE AND YOU WILL DRAW
>>
Stejk nyu… Ty' ne bojsya, E`pplblum!
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>>4564911

She knows of your plans anon.

She wants to know why she isn't invited.
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>>4564913
>we could do an ERP about stallion/mare sharing a hollow sound.
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>>4564918
Yo.
It's me, god.
Do what you guys want, I'm just here for the pink horse.
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>>4564921
Are you talking shit about my waifu?!
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>>4564883
>I was actually considering streaming Dark Souls for a bit.
>LK stramming DaS
have you played it before?
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IT IS PONE

PONE IS FORCING A SMILE WHILE HER INSIDES ARE EATEN ALIVE BY SELF-DOUBT, GUILT, AND ANXIETY

THIS IS YOUR FAULT

WHY DO YOU EMOTIONALLY IMPRISON THIS PONE
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>>4564927
>prehistoric dildos
>not dormant tentacle monster about to be awakened by her
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>>4564931
But I just got here!
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>>4564931
NO NO NO!
I WANT HER TO BE FREE! I NEVER MEANT FOR HER TO FEEL LIKE SHE NEEDED TO FAKE A SMILE! I ONLY WANT TO HELP HER!
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>>4564931
I will kill you for making me feel this.
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>>4564936
you kept her waiting anon
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>>4564927
RIGHT BACK WHERE I STARTED FROM
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>>4564923
There are no plans, Rarity. You know I have a sweet tooth and enjoy some pastry every now and again. Why can't I buy that without you needing to supervise me?

Trust is important in a relationship. I don't want to break up with you, but sometimes it feels like you're pushing me away on purpose.
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>>4564902
Squirming back against you, she'd take a few deep breaths before gritting her teeth and baring down. Her bladder would become almost uncomfortably tight as she clenched her mare urethra hard and tried to force that musky mixture out around your cockhead. The pressure and the sensation of you probing her prostate would push her close to an orgasm as she tried in vain to relieve herself. You'd feel a few jets squeeze past to drip steadily from the tip of her cock, but the bulk of her burden would stay put in her warm bladder.

Eventually she'd groan and tremble as orgasm crashed through her, her cum held back by your erection plugging her up, though the extra pressure might be enough to spray past your glans.
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>>4564931
Nobody's forcing her to do anything.
That she has emotional issues are her parents' fault, if anyones.

I'd do what I could to help her though.
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>>4564930
No, I'm gonna go into it completely blind.
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>>4564940
Is there any way she can forgive me?
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>>4564948
The best way to go. Avoid tutorials and helps through first game.
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>>4564913
If we do, after he paints the inside of her bladder with cum she's going to pee it back into his.
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>>4564945
The sensation of her bladder and urethras convulsing around my cock would push me over the edge again, into a second orgasm, firing another load of my hot spunk directly out through her cock, spraying it onto her belly.

As I regained my composure, I would pull the head of my dick out of her other urethra and tell her she can go now if she wants.
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IT IS PONE

PONE IS TRYING TO MAINTAIN HER POSITIVE VIEW OF YOU AS A PERSON WHILE COMING TO TERMS WITH WHAT YOU JUST DID

PONE WILL BE UP ALL NIGHT, RECONCILING THIS CONFLICT
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>>4564962
I agree. There is nothing hotter than piss swapping. This is seriously my #1 fetish.
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>>4564985
Why did I become such an asshole?
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>>4564989
you always were one
it's just public knowledge now
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only the ded can know ded from ded ded
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>>4564996
What kind of monster am I to cause such torment and suffering?
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>>4564980
As you came she'd stare at her own throbbing cockhead, watching as your cum spurt out of it, trailing thick ropes all over her body. She'd just keep watching in disbelief as her cock became an extension of yours. All she could think about was that fact, that her body was utterly yours. Until you began to shift and pull out of her.

All at once the pleasure from that pressure inside her, feeling you rub against her prostate, and watching your cum splatter on her belly would rush through her. She'd let out a howl as she threw her head back, her bladder convulsing and hosing her upper body down with the contents of her bladder. Both your urine and both your seed would paint her milky yellow as another orgasm crashed through her body, fresh cum simply gushing out in the stream making the mixture go even whiter. A full minute of draining later and she'd be down to just gushing all over her belly, her absolutely drenched face wearing a mask of ecstasy as she panted and moaned in utter relief.
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>>4564988
Were you part of that 'bathroom unicorn uses magic to pee into your bladder' thing from a while back?
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>>4565036
Yes. Actually, I seem to recall that came up twice.
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>>4565043
I think it did! Those were good times.
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>>4565047
Indeed!
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>>4565011
i'm thinking of something else that starts with d that you got
>>
hey guys what is the image limit again?
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>>4565060
250
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>>4565060
My butt
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>>4565060
250
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>>4565055
dicks?
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>>4564886
Straight shota
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>>4565066
>>4565069
pffffft.
thanks guys.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApDAJJONn9I

new animation.
>>
I'M LYING
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>>4565031
That sounds like it about wraps it up I guess? Unless you've got further plans...
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>>4565082
Really nice, not bad at all, good work.
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>>4565097
That's it for me. It's late as hell here and I should really try to get some sleep.

Always a joy to get to do this with you <3
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>>4565082
It sucks.

No really, I don't remember that CB scene exactly (If it is parodying the one I'm thinking of.) But it seems to go by really fast. I think its pretty cool though
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>>4565031
>unicorn_vomiting_rainbows.jpg

I love you guys, I really do
But you come up with the weirdest shit sometimes
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>>4565106
yea thats what it was parodying. it goes by fast but i wanted a lot of scenes to glimpse on her life
>>4565099
neat thanks
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>>4565082
I look forward to the butthurt.
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>>4565107
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>>4565082

Discord seems to move very stiffly.

Also holy shit Twilight's chest is like a balloon inflating and deflating.
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>>4565105
>That's it for me
Suits me. Like I said, I'm at a hotel in Greece, so I don't know how much longer I'll be on anyway.

>Always a joy to get to do this with you
Same. It was fun. There just isn't enough material of these fetishes.
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>>4565082
how long did it take you to animate that?
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>>4565082
that was pretty cool. stiff in certain areas but
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>>4565119
mmm yea discord seems stiff now. guess twilight was too exadurated.
>>4565138
about 2 weeks
>>4565140
thanks for the input
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>>4565116
That one's excellent, but I guess bladder play is just where I draw the line.
Oh well, don't let me rain on your parade, it's not like I'm not in to weird shit too.
Pony on, friends.
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>>4565149
WAS THAT A SEX INNUENDO ABOUT DISCORD BEING A STIFFY
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>>4565150
>that one's excellent
So do I have to stay up until 6:30 for it to be sounding time? Not that I'm complaining - the more urethra stretching we get the better.
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Threads slowing down. now is a good time to show the marker pone I drew.
do you like? Y/Y?
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>>4565149

Another thing is that I don't like the way Dash moves, she seems to just mechanically pull one action after another.

Slide.
Move wing.
Move legs up.
Eyes move.
Close eyes.

Plus her expression looks more like one of boredom then anything else. Consider having her head tilted up when she's sliding, with her eyes closed and her face screwed up, then when she skids to a halt her head is thrown back by the sudden stop and she barely manages to open her eyes to a squint.. before collapsing again.

Would look more natural, dont'cha know?
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>>4565177

She's a bit wobbly But it'll do.
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>>4565177
Marker pone is always good
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>>4565187
>>4565184
thanks guys
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>>4565177
*boop*
yes
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>>4565187
Marker pone is ugliest pone
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>>4565219
YOU TAKE THAT BACK
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>>4565177
Dawww
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>>4565177
Yeah, it's nice!
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>>4565219
Derpy pls go.
>>
why am i so fucking creepy

women are right to stay away from me
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>>4565219
no
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>>4565219
YOU TAKE THAT BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCKKKKK
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>>4565082
I think that you are trying to hard. That was quite boring to be honest.
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>>4565239
>succumbing to life as as a creep

>accepting your flaws instead of working to improve them

>not doing what it takes to become the nigga you want to be
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>>4565239
you are fine anon.
70% of woman are shallow bitches
trick figuring out which ones.
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>>4565239
you just need to kill yourself, anon
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>>4565240
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>>4565239
I wish I was special
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Thom please depart.
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>>4565278
I hope Thom kills himself.
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>>4565261
>Rainbow Dash trying to eat herself out
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>>4565294
I think that's what the almost.gif part was about but thanks for explaining the joke for us that always makes it funnier.
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>listen to NPR
>Morning Edition repeats itself after 90 minutes
>they're doing the same "what if Jesus was married" story that was on when I first turned on the radio

life is suffering
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>>4565309
>listening to NPR
>>
TERSE
TERSE
TERSE
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>>4565313
>not listening to NPR
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>>4565278
>>4565290
Who is this thom guy I keep seeng on twitter anyway?
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>>4565320
>>4565313
>tfw not American and don't understand these acronyms
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>>4565309
Why would Jesus want to be married?
I bet he had apostle babes all over him all the time wanting his cock inside them.
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>>4564653
>RMS
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>>4565330
He fucked and impregnated some chick, did you even read The Da Vinci Code? 100% fact
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>>4565328
National Public Radio. Here:

http://www.npr.org/
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>>4565328
National Public Radio, it's what white people listen to so they can feel better about being white

i'm not american either
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>>4565338
>it's what white people listen to so they can feel better about being white
wut
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>>4565335
>100%
>about a book which is 100% fiction
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>>4565335
Yes, I did. Dunno about it being 100% fact though.

But in my headcannon, he was surrounded by a harem of slutty apostle babes, and probably left women pregnant in his wake wherever he went.
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>>4565359
>having headcanon
>for the Bible
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>>4565335
this is what THEY want you to believe.

WAKE UP PEOPLE

also chemtrails and flouride
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>>4565346
same reason white people do everything

I'm being jingoist.
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>>4565355
It was a joke. How could you have perceived that as anything else
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>>4565359
>headcannon
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>>4565364
It's "wake up sheeple", get educated.
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>>4565362
Well, I do now.
>>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2ccS3TbV8s&t=9m30s
I really like Art of the Dress in this, it sounds nice
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>>4565368
>being jingoist

Are you SURE you're not an American?
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>>4565364
http://www.marketwatch.com/story/harvard-study-finds-fluoride-lowers-iq-published-in-federal-govt-jo
urnal-2012-07-24
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>>4565377
That's what they want you to believe
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>>4565375
It's a humorous deliberate misspelling of "headcanon".
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>>4565380
The whole thing is great but I love that take on AotD
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>tfw just shaved your cock

feels fucking awesome
so sensitive

I believe today's fap session will be amazing
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>>4565393
>sa.jpg
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>>4565321
Pulse respond.
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>>4565390
>I was only pretending to be illiterate!
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>>4565398
cool
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>>4565398
Nothing beats the feeling of a clean shaving ballsack.
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>>4565406
Your ballsack shaves?
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>>4565082
AND PRINCESS LOONA CUMS OUT OF THE MOON TO SAVE THE DAY!

SHE IS BEST PONE!
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>>4565393
This. I don't get how anyone can seriously believe that Rarity is a slut.

She obviously just uses her good looks to tease stallions (and sometimes Spike) in order to manipulate them into doing her bidding.

There is no way she'd ever sleep with them. Well, except Spike, because he's a dragon and she has a thing for them.
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>>4565398
Shaving your balls actually makes a difference when fapping?
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>>4565411
>to raise the sun or the moon, both princesses need to orgasm/cum (in order to gain enough powers)
WHY NO ONE YET CAME UP WITH SOMETHING LIKE THAT

Writefags/drawfags please
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>>4565082
It looks nice, Tiarawhy. The Colt version of Shining Armor has a weird snout though.

>>4565177
I like it. Its cute.
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>>4565082
>This made me remember of Cowboy Bebop.
>TheSymbioZ 11 minutes ago
TELL ME MORE
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>>4565417
Virgins see every flirting action as obvious evidence of unbridled lust

That's mainly because they don't understand even the first thing about basic social interactions
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>>4565411
>hello everypone, did i miss anything?
>>4565422
thats pretty genius
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>>4565424
I really like his art for some reason
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>>4565426
Episode 5 I think it was, where Vicious threw Spike out a stained glass window.

Which of course means Green Bird would be the perfect music for this piece.
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>>4565429
>thats pretty genius
Make a short flash of it with lUna
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>>4565436
Yes. I am well aware, I'm laughing at the guy who made the comment
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>>4565428
Well, I'm a virgin AND socially awkward, but even I can tell Rarity isn't a slut.
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>>4565428
>Lunaquest
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>>4565435
i cant put my finger on it. its very cute..somehow.
>>4565438
i'll have to find the gnarliest sounding porn orgasm ever then.
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>>4565419
Try fapping while looking into a mirror
and if you don't like what you see, well; why would any potential sex partner feel aroused looking at you, when you can't even get yourself off?
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>>4565422
...uh wha-?
>>4565429
It is?

I feel like I'm on totally different level of thinking.
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>>4565440
A VIRGIN DESERVES CREDENCE
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Do you respect any famous brony artists or musicians?
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>>4565424
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>>4565447
Don't forget the breastfeeding animation!
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>>4565445
Well, Luna quest is a horsefucking quest, so there's supposed to be unbridled lust and stuff in it. Unfortunately there are a bunch of asexual faggots trying to ruin it by throwing away every opportunity to have sex with Luna.
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>>4565398
You wont be saying the same thing in the next two weeks. You will plead to god, satan, buddha and cthulhu for mercy when that hair starts growing back.
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>>4565447
Oh god someone link him that video of the man who screams like he's just been stabbed when he cums
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>>4565447
>i'll have to find the gnarliest sounding porn orgasm ever then

>horse neighs

AHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHHA
oh god, take some audiotrack from horsepron, the torrent is in previous thread
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>>4565454
SoGreatandPowerful
Don't know if I'd call him famous though
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>>4565460
maybe i could tie the two together. celestia needs a special someone to help her reach an orgasm to bring the sun up.
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>>4565461
Yes, that was my point too.
>casual flirting
>NO THAT'S TOO FAST LET'S DO SOME LESSONS WITH CELESTIA
what
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>>4565454
Eurobeat Guy ____________________
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>>4565454
Is that her way of telling anon to stop horsing around on 4chan and get to fucking her roughly instead?
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>Rarifags

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djI6nc9EVMM&feature=share&list=PL704B1BAECC0FB6C8
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9G8MTS0jhBo
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>>4565465
>>4565447
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdkLZNyEMVU
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>>4565452
get shrekt kid
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>>4565473
I know, right?
They should just get their own 100% non-sexual cuddle quest instead of shitting up Aspirant's potential masterpieces.
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>>4565470
>>4565474
Absolutely disgusting.
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>>4565424
>>4565455
Too much fucking text

>>4565491
Get fucked Nanaki
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>>4565468
Is that the 70gb one?
>magnet link has /announce at the end
My paranoia is through the fucking roof, what is that
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>>4565468
>tfw it took a month to download that torrent due to it being shittily seeded
>tfw there was nothing good in it i didn't already have
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>>4565454
RainbowCrash88, Makkon, Eurobeat, probably a few others.
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>>4565497
>/announce

what? what about that? It is the way to tell tracker you are open for seeds/peers
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>>4565470
agreed
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTugwPjEa2k
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>>4565497
I think it's the 70GB one. I heard rumors there existed a 90GB one. Anyone know about that?
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>>4565505
We should be friends
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>>4565509
>Rumors of large horseporn torrents
Why I laugh
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>>4565517
same here mna
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>>4565509
http://dattebayo.com
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>>4565508
>>4565470
Seriously why is this faggots stuff so hard to find
It's nice but fuck, it's almost always unlisted or on another account or some bullshit
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>>4565470
If only SGAP could stop singing to hes songs... goddamit or at least let out versions without singing.
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>>4565516
We probably already are, considering where we are.
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>>4565082
someone post this on /a/ and see how anal devastated they get
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>>4565530
But I hate almost everyone here
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>>4565468
>oh god, take some audiotrack from horsepron
Horses tend to be rather silent in their porn movies. Maybe the occasional nose blow, but nothing more.
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>>4565534
Do you hate me? I'm pretty fuckin' cool, if I do say so myself. I like me.
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>>4565533
/a/ doesn't like Bebop so they'd use it as further fuel to rag on this "entry-level anime"
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>>4565533
Go away
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>>4565524
Do they still exist?
I totally stopped caring after they dropped Naruto.
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>>4565533
/a/ doesn't like good anime.
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which pony will be the top tier fighter in Fighting is Magic?
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>>4565526
There's the playlist on his page
www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLA089389C03B3BE5F
And there's here's 5 that are unlisted everywhere
www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL2A339F76CDFA5287

Let me know if I missed any
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>>4565556
Pinkie Pie

Dat animation
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>>4565556
If they did not fix it already, Fluttershy.
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>>4565556
didn't it get leaked?

if i ever get it i'm going to main pinkie, so i'm going to vote pinkie.
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>>4565481
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>>4565545
>"entry-level anime"
>Cowboy Bebop
Seriosly?

And in any case, who even cares?
You should watch anime based on how good it is, not whether or not it's "entry level".
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>>4565556
treekicker, according to video of FIM.
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>>4565082
Why feels

Why
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>>4565556
Looks like AJ.
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>>4565568
Bebop is entry level as fuck
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>>4565564
Absolutely disgusting
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>>4565568
But Bebop is the most entry-level animu there is. Even its most ardent fans should see that.
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>>4565568
"entry level" it always made me laugh. Same as tiers and judging different genres. It's just silly. Everyone who does that is just silly.

If I like it. I will watch/listen to it despite your goddamn opinion mate.
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>>4565575
Again, too much text. This guy needs to learn to rely on the visual part.
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>>4565568
considering /a/ watches nothing but MOE bullshit beebop isnt entry but god tier.
>>
YOU WONT GO TO HEAVEN
YOU WONT GO TO HELL
YOU'LL REMAIN IN YOUR GRAVES
WITH THE STENCH AND THE SMELL
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>>4565587
There's hardly any text, fine to me
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>>4565581
>>4565582
>>4565588
your favorite pony is entry level
>>
QUICK, EVERYONE POST YOUR THREE FAVORITE ANIME.

Monster
Gurren Lagann
Black Lagoon
>>
>Listen to the extended intro when it was released
>think it's complete shit
>listen to it now
>find it kinda cute
I mean it's still awful but for some reason it's kinda OK.

Oh god this show is making more and more gay
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>>4565587
>too much text
are you retarded?
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>>4565593
Avatar
Wakfu
Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt
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LoGH is the best anime ever made
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>>4565589
/mu/ pls.
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>>4565575
dat art style
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>>4565582
>getting mad at tiered complexity
Shit, man, no one's telling you not to enjoy it. I love Bebop. It's just being touted as the perfect entrypoint for getting into the medium. That's positive, you should be pleased. It's simple, easily accessible, and high enough quality to reel in fans.
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>>4565593
Cowboy Bebop
Azumanga
those are the only 2 I've watched
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>>4565597
OH BOY HERE WE GO
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>>4565593
bebop
FMA
planetes
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>>4565593
Adventure time
Mushishi
The Pink Panther
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>>4565604
But entry-level is used as a derogatory term on this website.
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>>4565597
>Avatar
>Wakfu
>Anime

>Pant and Stocking
>Implying there were more than three or four good episodes
>Implying the soundtrack wasn't the only fantastic part of it
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>>4565587
Barely any text, I have a feeling that you're just too lazy to ready.
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>>4565593
Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei
Nichijou
And...everything else melts from my mind.
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>>4565597
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>>4565593
Higurashi
Azumanga
Potemayo
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>>4565593
Ghost in the Shell (the movie)
Legend of the Galactic Heroes
Planetes
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>>4565593
Dennou Coil
Usagi Drop
Fullmetal Alchemist

>>4565611
By plebs?
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>>4565604
But why do people treat the entry level as an insult.
I though it means it's a great thing to get someone into something.
iIt doesn't say anything about it's quality.
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>>4565593
I prefer Yugioh Season Zero, Nichijou, and Azumanga.
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>>4565611
I use it to mean exactly what it means. Bebop is entry level
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>>4565577
What exactly makes in "entry level"?
>>
Think of an object.
Your favorite pony's cutie mark is now this.
Does it change them in any way? Behavior, lifestyle, work...
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>>4565605
Plebian.

Watch yourself some Princess Tutu.
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>>4565593
Fullmetal Alchemist
Usagi Drop
Nichijou
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>>4565587
>>4565590
>>4565595
>>4565614
I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that he was trying to be humorous
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>>4565613
>replying
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>>4565593
One Piece
Dragonball Z
Naruto
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>>4565611
>But entry-level is used as a derogatory term on this website.
This is entry level.
That doesnt make it bad.
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>>4565628
The first thing I thought was an Intel processor.
My favorite pony is Rarity

I have no idea what happens.
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>>4565593
Bebop
Ghost in the Shell
Trigun
There are also many many great movies but that I guess would be top 3 in random order if it goes about series.
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>>4565593
Interstella 5555
Redline
Lucky Star
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>>4565621
>Usagi Drop
>shoehorned in feels : the anime
Felt so unbelievable and the characters were impossible to connect with
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>>4565593
NGE
FLCL
SZS
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>>4565635
>those last 2
Good god...
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>>4565630
Princess Tutu was awesome. I should re-watch it some time.
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>>4565650
I've been meaning to do that too
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>>4565645
Mmmm FLCL but it was rather mini-series.
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>>4565643
>Lucky Star
My nigga. It's not exactly top 3 for me, but sometimes I feel like I'm the only one who loved it.
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>>4565582
Exactly. It's completely retarded. Especially if used as a derogatory term. It's not like how well known or popular something is determines how good it is - usually more the other way around.
>>
Terse are you here?
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>>4565644
>shoehorned in feels
You need to have children before you know it's not quite as shoehorned as you think.
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>>4565658
No.
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>losing in world 8-3

Worst feel ever.
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>>4565593
Medaka Box
Queen's Blade
The boondocks
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>>4565654
It was so perfect though. The way it was set to the soundtrack was great.
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>>4565656
I was joking, actually. Although I still enjoyed it.
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The fuck is this.
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>>4565622
Because people think anything that doesn't require massive amounts of investment and what basically amounts to professional expertise is automatically shit. It's true that the more intricate something is, the better it has the potential to be, but potential doesn't equate to quality. The people who are willing to make that investment are often so stuck-up about it that they have to attack everyone who isn't, especially when the investment is a pointless and shitty one that requires nothing but sitting in front of a TV for an extended period of time.

Entry level is a great thing because it denotes being something anyone can try out and fall in love with. You know what most certainly isn't an entry level animu? Elfen Lied.
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>>4565662
...is that Nakoruru from Samurai Showdown?
>>
KONATA IS MY WAIFU.

not really
>>
Guys I'm lost.
Is this where I talk about ponies?
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>>4565662
dem eyes.
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>>4565676
No.
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>>4565676
No, you want ponychan for that.

This is where we talk about fetishes.
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>>4565676
uguu~
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>>4565481
>This guy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXIHH6C61I0&feature=fvwrel

Fucking great
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>>4565674
Konata was my first waifu.

I couldn't help it. I COULDN'T HELP IT!
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>>4565666
>*pants*
>*moans*
Why do people do this?
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>>4565644
I felt very differently. I thought every last bit of it was meted out and executed wonderfully and I was moved to tears several times. It's great.

But there's too many anime for a list of 3 to be anywhere near enough to satisfy me.
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>>4565658
Yeah. How can I help?
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>>4565676
Oh look. An ironic shitpost.
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>>4565668
>You know what most certainly isn't an entry level animu? Elfen Lied.
In theory you are correct. In practice Elfen Lied is extremely popular among teenagers, it is one of the first anime many people will watch.
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>>4565666
satan pls

>>4565685
because this fandom is chock-a-block with bad writers
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>>4565666
>Actions encased by ** instead of onomatopoeias
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>>4565666
My lactation fetish remains untriggered.
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>>4565663
The Pillows. Yeah wonderful in terms of... you know what? I think I can stream whole thing today. Hell why not.

Anyone interested in stream of FLCL?
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>>4565685
because they mistake sounds that they can actually write for actions
seriously, seeing artists write "AHH! HAHH! NNH!" is way more arousing
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>>4565693
>ironic shitpost
Well I guess those words have finally lost all meaning.
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>>4565694
That's tragically hilarious!
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>>4565701
Every post I don't like is ironic shitpost.
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>>4565665
Way to break my heart Anon, but ok.
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>>4565701
Please learn to ignore retards
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>>4565701
It was an ironic shitpost.
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>>4565701
sounds like you have autism
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>>4565685
>not going ~~sexy drooling~~
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>>4565690
Can you stream something. It has been ages
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>>4565684
I always found her a little too annoying to be waifu tier.
>>
>>4565593
TTGL
FLCL
Lucky Star
How pleb am I MLPG?
>>
>A-18
>not your first waifu
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>>4565666
Oh, it's that nazi furry again.
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>>4565723
Average
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>>4565666
>Nazi stuff for no reason
I can tell this guy is rather cool and edgy.
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>>4565718
Anything in particular?
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>>4565684
lucky star is just fucking awful man.
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>>4565732
Child pornography.
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>>4565686
>I was moved to tears several times
hahahahaha faggot
>>
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daily dose


www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4
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>>4565732
>Some cry
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>>4565685
Because WJS can't write.
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>>4565593
I really haven't watched much anime at all. Currently watching Baccano! right now though and it's fucking fantastic.
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>>4565693
>guy walks to you
>asks where the nearest washroom is
>"OH LOOK THIS FAGGOT IS BEING ALL PISSY AND SHIT"
>"Sir, I just want to know where"
>"GET AWAY FROM ME"
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>>4565728
>Average pleb level
I can live with that.
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>>4565732
Wakfu
>>
Nichijou seems pretty popular. That's nice.
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>>4565740
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>>4565732
Anything, I don't mind
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>>4565700

"HAAH WAAW"
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>>4565736
>>4565742
I can offer vore?

déja vu

>>4565749
I have to get it first. Is there anywhere from which I can download it directly rather than through torrents?
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>>4565740
HAHAHAHAHA OH GOD
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>>4565719
Anyone interested in stream of FLCL?

Unfortunately it's english version... I don't have original audio but yeah still.
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>>4565747
>thinking that post wasn't ironic shitposting
He's being ironic because we're discussing anime and not ponies. It's not difficult to understand.
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>>4565748
>pleb level : pleb
Why is this funny
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>>4565747
My sides.
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>>4565757
>vore
There is actually stuff to stream?

Do it.
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>>4565757
brotherhoodoftofu
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>>4565674
>>4565684
>Not waifuing Kagami
Especially the English
dubbed one
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>>4565760
English version is superior anyway.
>>
>>4565761
you fucking idiot
>>
Try to write a post without using the words autism, shot posting, or faggot
You can't
>>
I'm actually downloading 70gb of horse porn

What the fuck has happened to me
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>>4565770
But Konata said bitchin' in the English dub. That makes her sexy.
>>
>>4565755
Okay then. How about Jumanji?

>>4565767
Cool, will do that later on.

>>4565766
>implying I'm going to share my HD vore with you
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>>4565753
>Realize what shirt he's wearing
10/10
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>>4565770
I would a Sibbsy
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>>4565773
I like ponies.
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>>4565776
>english

now that's pleb tier
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>>4565777
But Terse. Pls.

I can just watched some zombie flicks meantime. it's good enough to get the semen flowing.
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>>4565773
Ok, I'll try, you autistic shitposting faggot
DAMMIT
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>>4565781
She's got some damn nice hips on her
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>>4565782
that looks horrible
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Should I watch Evangelion /mlpg/

i've heard some things about it.
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>>4565777
>>4565777
>>4565777
>>4565777
>>4565777
>>4565777
>>4565777
>>4565777
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>>4565761
Uhh I'm pretty sure he never implied being against the anime talk.
You, on the other hand are more than ready to assume he was.
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>>4565798
Sure.
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>>4565793
Yes. It's pretty much a requirement. You'll find references to it everywhere afterwards.
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>>4565794
Every time
>>
You know there is gonna be an Epic Pony Time crossover with Jackie Chan Adventures.
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>>4565773
Jackie Chan.
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>>4565593
Cowboy Bebop
Soul Eater
Death Note's first half
Yeah, I've got pretty terrible taste, plus haven't actually watch all that much anime.
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>>4565794
10/10
truly magnificent

>>4565788
>not watching Highschool of the Dead
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>>4565806
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Courier is a very cute donkey
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Why are you still a virgin?
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>>4565813
>implying I haven't watched the shit out of that movie
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>>4565806
Yeah they showed a teaser at spaghetticon
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>>4565760
Uh ok then... maybe some other later/day/time
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>>4565818

I'm not
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>>4565813
I actually thought I could enjoy HotD, despite how ridiculous and shallow it was. I was wrong. I watched the first couple of episodes and never bothered to come back.
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>>4565813
>Highschool of the Dead
But it's shit
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>>4565806
I wish I didn't know that. The more I know about things the less hope I have for the future.
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>>4565801
Next time, good Anon, if someone's merely asking, don't jump into. conclusions. Makes you look like the real ironic shitposter.
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>>4565818
[citation needed]

Deep down, I know it's true.
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>>4565818
Because I want to be a wizard, and then a lich.
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>>4565820
Why do you call it that
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>>4565593

Nichijou
Hellsing OVA
Haiyore! Nyaruko-sanbecause I got wet at all the Lovecraft references.
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>>4565825
>>4565826
>>4565819
It's shit, but at least it has the decency to look nice about it.
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>>4565832
Because it's full of people dropping spaghetti?
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>>4565832
Because a con filled with bronies will inherently have an abundance of spaghetti
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>>4565830
Actually no. About twice as many women at that age have had sex than men.

Basically means a few men are having a lot of sex with multiple women.
>>
HoTD was depressing at the beginning
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>>4565841
>tfw first year of university
I waited too long
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>>4565840
You reminded me of Hotel Mario
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>>4565848
>Waited
>Implying you could actually get any and just turned it down
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>>4565853
To socialise, I meant
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>>4565844
It was also bloated fanservice shit after the first few chapters.
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>>4565841
all i know is i'm the 1%
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>>4565838
But HotD has [/spoiler]no plot
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>>4565848
>tfw having had a lot of sex even before university
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>>4565860
>Bragging about sexual conquests
>Online
>On an anonymous imageboard
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>>4565835
That's why I thought I could enjoy it. I can appreciate shows that have form but no substance, or go that over the top, because creating something like that still requires creativity.
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>>4565818
Well that's the most bullshit figure I've ever seen

In Australia UNICEF says that 50% of 17 year olds are have had sex. Of course this relies on the honesty of teenagers so it's easily inflated.

Then they say that In 10 out of 12 nations with data 2/3rds have had sex in their teens (i.e. under 19)

tl;dr:

Don't trust anything with a Z at the end of the name
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>>4565866
>implying he's bragging
He's a virgin if he's part of the 1%.
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>>4565848
>university
>specifically fresher's week
I want to go back, holy shit
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>>4565866
>Bragging
He's saying he's a virgin, Anon.
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>>4565866
I think he's more bragging about the fact that he's had no sexual conquests.
>>
Was thinking about streaming Dark Souls for a bit, anyone interested?
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>>4565868
>Well that's the most bullshit figure I've ever seen
>Not realizing it was made up for the specific point of trying to annoy people who havent had sex
Come on anon.
It's like it's your first day on the internet
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>>4565872
>Fresher's week
>not autism central
normalfags pls
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>>4565877
Only if you do a no-deaths stream. Toss pulled it off, so can you
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>>4565868
That pic is tickling my science nerve.
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>>4565872
Jesus, fresher's week is the most astoundingly easy time to get it. I heard stories, but I was not prepared.
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>>4565881
>no deaths
I've never played it before.
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>>4565884
>chat to a girl for ten minutes
>she wants to fuck
I'm not even making a joke
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>>4565879
BUT MY AUTISM
FIGURES ON THE INTERNET CANNOT GO UNCORRECTED
It's mostly for the people that know it's bullshit but don't know the actual figures
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>>4565870
>>4565873
>>4565875
>"I'm the 1%"
>In response to a post saying that half as many men (percentage wise) have had sex as women, saying that a small number of men have sex with a lot of women
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>>4565886
I'll watch for a while, sure
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>>4565887
>approach a girl
>fancy some sex
>yeah alright
Neither am I.
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>>4565881
evilagram keeps bugging me, is it really worth 40 USD and playing on my roommate's workstations?
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>>4565895
>>4565887
Daddy isn't there anymore
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>>4565879
Bloop.
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>>4565892
>implying he wasn't talking about the original image
Are you retarded?
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>>4565887
>Freshman year
>Too busy and acoustic to get laid on orientation week
>Sophomore year
>Orientation advisor
>Drown in vagina
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>>4565848
>tfw engineering student
>tfw only a ~2.5 on the Kinsey scale
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>>4565903
>the advisors dish out as many condoms as you can take
>run out within a week
>have to start buying them
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~~~~HEY GUYS DID YOU KNOW THERE'S A SHOW ABOUT PONIES?~~~~
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>>4565908
>Not going to the free condom dispensing machine in the lobby of every dorm building
Does your college even care about safe sex?
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>>4565908
>not just going to a clinic and getting tons of free johnnies
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>>4565909
Not as good as a show about Kirby
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>>4565909
Pone should wear vest
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>>4565909
I've heard some things like Faust making it but it sounds gay
I mean it My little pony dude
Th 80s cartoon was shit. The others were shit and this one will be too.

I fell so sorry for Faust. She worked on some great cartoons and now this?

i bet it will sock
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>>4565906
>Kinsey scale
>tfw a 3
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These ponies want to play a board game with you

Which one do you suggest?
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>>4565913
Seriously. They have so many condoms.
As a pledge quest for my fraternity I had to get 500 condoms. I just walked into the health center, asked for 500 condoms, and received 500 condoms.
>>
Alrighty, blind Dark Souls stream is go.
http://www.livestream.com/lksgamesandshit
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>>4565922
Catan.
>>
Nonono Let's talk about Kirby
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>>4565922
>Monopoly
Then as that the next ancient evil didn't have to deal with the EoH
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>>4565922
Game of Life.
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>>4565922
Jumanji.
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>>4565922
Cluedo!
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>>4565922
Monopoly
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>>4565927
ok, me first
Kirby 64 is shit
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>>4565922
Game of Life or Monopoly.
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>>4565593
One Piece
Neon Genesis Evangelion
Azumanga Daioh
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>>4565906
>tfw Australian
>tfw dorms aren't a thing here
>tfw electrical engineering student
>tfw straight
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>>4565943
How can I help you King Dedede?
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>>4565906
>tfw went to engineer major
>tfw no more paper writing yay!!
>tfw technical reports out the ass
>tfw how to write in engineer standard class
ugh
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>>4565927
Why?
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>>4565922
I know it doesn't have a board, but can we please play some Munchkin? That game is ridiculously fun, holy shit.
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>>4565949
good morning, sydneyfag
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>>4565922
>Twilight
Risk
>Rarity
Monopoly
>Pinkie, Dash and AJ
Lightning Reaction Extreme
>Fluttershy
Scrabble
>>
>Monopoly
Do you want to end up hating one another?
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>>4565956
Melbournian
Sydney sucks
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>>4565960
No
Everyone always ends up hating me
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>>4565961
mah nigga
which part? Preston reporting in
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>>4565960
But it's the best board game...
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>>4565960
I don't think pones can end in this.
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>>4565961
>>4565963
inb4 Melbourne meet
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>>4565961
that was my other choice

you own a computer and/or smartphone so it could only have been one of those
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>>4565949

>That feel when also Australian
>That feel when what you say is correct
>That feel when Performing Arts student
>That feel when bisexual
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>>4565966
>Homer's mouth
>layers how do they work
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>>4565963
oh shit
Northcote
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>>4565949
>tfw comp sci
You could be excused for thinking women have suddenly stopped existing in this degree.

I love it though. If I could do uni over I would probably have taken a double/combined degree.
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>>4565903
>Freshman year
>hanging out with childhood friend
>late at night
>suddenly sex happens
>we're been fuckbuddies ever since
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>>4565964
>>4565962
>play Monopoly with family
>jew the hardest when auctioning or trading or whatever
>always win
>everyone hates you
I guess in hindsight I actually lose ;_;
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>>4565978
>tfw fuckbuddy housemate
Interesting relationship. Loved it
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How does it feel knowing you are all virgin faggot piece of shit
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>>4565975
ahhh shit nigga, that's too close
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>>4565982
>tfw fuckbuddy housemate wants to take it further
>tfw against it because she's not very good at relationship (aspie)
>she flips
>she moves out
>all in one day
Took me by surprise.
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>>4565985

Too obvious, 1/10 just for the attempt.
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>>4565985
Doesn't help my depression
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>>4565975
>>4565990
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>>4565960
>somehow end up playing monopoly with some people I just met
>get to the point where I have no choice but to brutally destroy everybody one by one
Is this a faux pas?
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>>4565992
Man we had some weird pseudo-relationship for a while. She met my parents. Awkward as shit when introducing her
>>
>everyone starts talking about all the sex they have/have had

Guess that's my cue to leave the thread and put things inside myself that are bad for me.

Like blades!

Sweet dreams, noble anons.
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>>4566001
>letting people win just because you don't know them
Do you even alpha
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>>4566005
>tfw people start talking about sex irl
>tfw you have literally nothing to add to the conversation
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>>4566003
I am always funny when I've had a regular fuck buddy. You can just notice the signs that they wish it was more. Then it gets awkward.
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>>4566006
I was considering that, but it was far beyond the point when losing was even plausible.

Monopoly is great.
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>>4566012
>Two best friends are girls
>One in stable relationship
>One frequently in relationships
>I'm a permavirgin
>They start talking about sex
>They jokingly tease me
It hurts
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>>4566025
Whenever another player is dominating it's fun to tactically pick apart their empire, if possible.
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>>4566032
Go alpha mode and say one of them could help you out or some bullshit, jesus christ. Worst case scenario you laugh and play it off as a joke
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>>4566033
>anything about monopoly
>fun
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>>4566049
You probably suck at the game
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>>4566049
>monopoly
>not fun
Nigga making enemies was never this fun
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>>4566054
No, it's just a terrible game. It's overly long, there's nothing interesting about it, and the win condition is awful.

There are better economic/trading games out there. Shit, catan is better than monopoly, and Catan is entry-level as fuck.
>>
>>4566056
Excuse me, Cluedo would like a word
>>
Ponies on Big Bad Toy Store
http://www.bigbadtoystore.com/bbts/search.aspx?search=my+little+pony

Including pre-orders on yet-to-be-released stuff.
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>>4566001
I wish I knew what the deal was with this picture.
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>>4566066
I'm interested in these other economic/trading games. Any examples?
>>
MLPG... i think i'm in love with you.
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>>4566089
Lets just be friends.
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>>4566089
Sorry anon you're a cute guy but it's better to just stay friends
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>>4566079
Catan is great.

I had to do a software dev assignment on it so that kinda killed it for me, but apart from that, you should try it.
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>>4566091
>>4566093
Ouch
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>>4566089
We're actually terrible people in real life
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>>4566089
Stockholm Syndrome?
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>>4566091
>>4566093
But I thought we had something special?
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>>4566079
Wait, so we're comparing board games to computer games?
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>>4566079
The two my friends and I have been playing a lot recently are "Seven Wonders" and "Through the Ages."

In "Seven Wonders" you try to build a classical wonder of the world, but it's more like you're building a city. "Through the Ages" is like Civilization, and a lot of it focuses on resource and population management.

I think I prefer "Seven Wonders." It's quicker. "Through the Ages" takes several hours.
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>>4566091
>>4566093
>>
>anything other than Risk
>not making alliances and then stabbing your friends in the back
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>>4565975
You know that fuck-off big Maccas at the corner of Bell and St George's? I'm like ten minutes walk away from there.
This is way too close to be to anyone from MLPG. We've probably been on the same train or tram or bus or something and never even known it.
2spooky
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpYlakdcjyc
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>>4566123
>Board games
>made for fun between friends
>Always makes them mortal enemies
It can't be a coincidence
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>>4566091
>>4566093
>"I'm sure there are plenty other generals out there for you"
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>>4566118
What is this? Shitty, awful boardgames general?

Fucking get some taste, SABG.
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>>4566118
>tfw your dad buys you risk for Christmas
>you spend six hours systematically picking apart his defences
>he plays you for a fool and pincers your armies in a move you didn't see coming
>he laughs and says "We'll get you there eventually."
I never did get to beat him. He died six weeks later.
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>>4566122
Will you melbournefags just fuck already?
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>>4566129
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>>4566129
Motherfucker.
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>>4566129
>al pacino the godfather.jpg
7/10
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>>4566129
>Anon?
>Yes, MLPG.
>X left me again. can I spend some time with you? You're a nice guy, I need your company right now.
Every time.
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>>4566139
no because he is probably not pone
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>>4566136
That was an unexpected feel.
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>>4566145
So did janitors stop giving even a little fuck?
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>>4566145
>that hand
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>>4566145
I'm getting tired of people aping this style.
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>Hasbro also owns Cluedo
Heh cool
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>>4566145
Well shit that just gave me a memory flashback from last night's blackout drunk coworker/stripper party
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>>4566156
>something isn't deleted in a minute
FUCKING JANITORS DO YOUR JOB
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>>4566156
>Expecting it to be deleted less than 30 seconds after being posted
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>>4566162
Hasbro are slowly assimilating the entire toy industry, it's great.
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>>4566163
Elaborate, sounds hot
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>>4566156
Why are you so acking cray-cray?

>"only I can have gun, no one else is allowed!"
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What if you were stuck between two big farty butts?
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>>4566162
Yes, Hasbro owns all sorts of awful game lines, because it owns Parker Brothers.

There's basically only one good big American boardgame developer, and that's Avalon Hill. America has great smaller developers, but most people just play Parker Bros. shit.
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>>4566174
Uh. I think I tongued a stripper's ass. Then something involving a glowstick in a vagina.

Now I'm worried about diseases.
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>>4566185
I dunno, could be a gas.
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>>4566172
>>4566162
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Hasbro_toys
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Hasbro_games

Jesus fucking christ
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>>4566181
>fun
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>>4566187
Avalon Hill is also owned by Hasbro
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>>4566159
>>4566159
>that rule 63 vs this one
u lewz
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>>4566202
Oh, right, because AH is owned by Wizards of the Cost, which is in turn owned by Hasbro.

Forgot about that.
>>
http://www.livestream.com/lksgamesandshit

LK just stabbed the Asylum Demon's ass
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>At work
>overhear Coworkers talking about paying child support and their corrections officers
>They're 22 years old

Perhaps its better to be a beta virgin.
>>
>>4566167
>>4566169
Not specifically this, I've seen a lot of porn get away with it, like
>>4565666
>>
>>4566217

You can fuck and not ruin your life anon.

Contraception is there for a reason.
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>>4566217
They are idiots.
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>>4566217
>Perhaps its better to be a beta virgin.
I'm amazed by the number of people I know who are getting married and stuff.

You're 22/23 years old. Don't fuck up your life by marrying someone at that age. It's not the 18th century -- you don't need to start breeding so that you can have help down on the farm.
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>>4566217
>All sex leads to children you cant pay for
Middle school sex ed pls go.
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>>4566227
I'm married
I'm 20
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>>4566217
>guy gets children DNA tested
>they are 3 years apart
>both kids not his genetically
>wife cheated
>because he signed their bith papers he is still the father
>divorces her but is forced to pay child support
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>>4565105
>>4565122
Here's a cap if anyone wants it.
I hope I didn't mess anything up, or miss anything.

I also included the simultaneously ongoing conversations even if they are not directly part of the ERP, because a lot of them was between the same people (me and EA) and very much relevant to the subject.
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>>4566217
>being a virgin to avoid that problem
>not being a virgin for glorious wizardhood

This nigga...
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>>4566227
Shout's only 24. If you're in love and you want to get married, do it.

Live and let live.
>>
>>4566222
>>4566233
Well nothing is 100% sure shit can happen.
>>4566236
Hahahaa oh wow.
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>>4566248
You can be happy with someone without signing a contract you know
>>
>All this board games hasbro owns
>There will never be an episode where Discord transports all the mane six in different board games from which they must escape thus making free publicity to other games they own

They have the power to use the real name of games like that and not I don't know what shitty replacement like Monsters and Mazes or things like that and they don't even use it
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>>4566248
He's already cheating on her with Peanus. Won't last long
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>>4566259
Which comes back to my second line: live and let live
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>>4566260
Nigga hasbro owns D&D

>A Tarrasque appears on Equestria
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>>4566264
They live very close to each other, actually. It's too juicy.
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>>4566270
If I recall correctly, all the Britfags live within like half an hour of each other. Uncanny shit
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>>4566273
Everyone in Britain with internet lives in London anyway
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>>4566273
From what I can tell, everything in Europe is a half hour drive from everything else.
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>>4566277
>implying
Mancfag here.
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>>4566260
>Twilight is in Dungeons and Dragons
>Rarity in Monopoly
>Pinkie Pie in Candyland
And so on
I would pay for this kind of episode
>>
Hey Hasbro also owns Tonka... and Yahtzee
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>>4565957
>Dash
>not Battleship
DO YOU EVEN WATCH THE SHOW?
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>>4566267
But marriage means restrictions only. It's not necessary to place those restrictions on yourself if you are in your twenties and have a relatively stable economical situation.
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>>4565957
Applejack only play thunder apple 2.
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>>4566308
She preferred books over Battleship
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>>4566318
What a nerd.
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>>4566318
I found it cute how they made a pony version of battleship when they could just have used battleship
>>
>tfw orgasm
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>>4566310
It's emotion vs reason, then. Comes down to personal choice.

You are correct, marriage is a restriction. But not everyone looks at things like that with judgement, emotion takes over. If that is the case for may, fair play to them. They do have that choice, after all.
>>
>Battleship
>tfw when you used to spend hours playing battleship on papers
Who needed their fancy plastic things when you had a pencil
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>>4566318
Fucking eggheads.
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>>4566326
That would have been lazy as fuck

>>4566335
>I love your darling
>please sign this contract
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>>4566332
>mfw
>>
Just got to Undead Burg

http://www.livestream.com/lksgamesandshit
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>>4566337
Man, if Rainbow Dash ever called me an egghead, I'd be in a sour mood for the rest of the day.
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>>4566342
It's a kids show
The writers could have done that like 90% of the writers of kids show do it.
But they didn't
It's things like this that make me appreciate the show and the people working on it more
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>>4566342
>>I love you darling
>>please sign this contract
Argument?
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>>4566348

You don't need to link him constantly man.
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>>4566358
It's unromantic as fuck. And it does not compute with the the bohemian live and let live attitude in the least.
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>>4566352
If Rainbow Dash called me an egghead, I'd ask if she wanted to see my purple helmet.
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>today is talk like a pirate day
We need pirate ponies now
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>>4566365
How does it not? People want to sign a contract that they personally (note the word personally) feel is the best way to affirm their love for each other, let them.
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>>4566342
>That would have been lazy as fuck
>using your own IP's is lazy
i mean i guess but that just sounds silly
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>>4566373
well blow me down, I've been talkin like a land-lubber all mornin!
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>>4566373
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>>4566373
oh boy
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>>4566395
What the fuck does that even mean and why does it get me hard.
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>>4566373
>tfw no episode in the sea
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>>4566404
>tfw no beach episode
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>>4566408
MLPG is a horse?
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>>4566408
Cute horse.
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>>4566408
i want it anon, i want it so bad.
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>>4566415
BIGGER
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>tfw all of season 3 won't take place in an alternate Equestria where all the mane6 are pirates
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>>4566427
AND COOLER
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>>4566432
>mane6
stop that
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>>4566432
pirate Dash pls
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>>4566438
AND 20$ SECONDS OR LESS
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>>4566439
>not accepting mane 6
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>>4566439

It's far too late to stop that. Besides we started it.
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>>4566408
>pony will never go on a search for buried tresure
>they will never get into a conflict with swashblucking pirates looking for the same thing
>mane 6 pony will never find it first
>the treasure will never be a prized toy the pirate captain stowed away
>he will never be so pleased to see it
>mane 6 will never give it to him out of goodwill
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>>4566415
That face... it reminds me of something... where is it from?
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>>4566439
Mane 6 and clopfic are fairly accepted in the General.
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>>4566452
No way we actually say clopfic

Bullshit
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>>4566452
we literally never say clopfic unironically
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>>4566452

Clopfic isn't accepted
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>>4566457

DYEWTG?
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>>4566457
A lot of people here do.
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>>4566457
Hi! You must be new here.
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Just when you thought it couldn't get any fucking worse.

http://www.equestriadaily.com/2012/09/tabithas-fallout-equestria-collection.html
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>>4566464
>Implying we ever say anything unironically
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>>4566452
>Clopfic
Yeah not really
Mane six is used a lot but I almost never see clopfic
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>>4566457
It's used, but I don't see it used as much as fapfic.

Most of us couldn't give a shit either way.
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>That feel when Nanaki reblogs you
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>>4566472
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So, how about that Champions League?
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>>4566472
>buying things when your high
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>>4566472
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>>4566472
I like the bookmark.
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>>4566472
>longer than bible
>longer than bible

>longer than bible>longer than bible>longer than bible>longer than bible>longer than bible>longer than bible>longer than bible>longer than bible>longer than bible>longer than bible>longer than bible>longer than bible>longer than bible>longer than bible>longer than bible>longer than bible>longer than bible
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Where's the stream Terse. You said there'd be a stream
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>>4566490
>>4566482
Hahahaha
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>>4566488
I really like its mane
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>>4566485
youre moms xD
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>>4566472
Bronies buy those?
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>>4566484
Today is >MESSI day
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>>4566472
More words means more quality.
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>>4566490
oh god
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They say drinking soja makes you gay, but what about eating it?
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>>4566472
Holy shit why did no one tell her

She isn't going to like this at all what the fuck
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>>4566492
Well, I went to stream, but then no one turned up, and now everyone's watching LK stream. Is there still a need?
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>>4566485
>>4566490
>>4566486
>>4566482
She received them from "enthusiastic lads"
You know that everyone working on the show has to play nice with them
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>>4566502
Yes.

And then give them to voice actors apparently.
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hey tiara

http://blackgryph0n.deviantart.com/art/A-Rhyme-by-Rarity-328085655

THOUSAND TIMES BETTER THAN YOU
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>>4566502
That gif is hypnotic...
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>>4566490
It's not longer than the fucking bible.

Intro: 238
Prologue: 994
1-5: 32,063
6-10: 33,305
11-15: 46,671
16-20: 53,114
21-25: 61,509
26-30: 73,228
31-35: 64,716
36-40: 135,189
41-45: 98,535
Epilogue: 2,681
Afterword: 4,652
Total: 606,895

Fun fact: 37: 50,447

The authorized King James version of the bible: 783,137
The entire Lord of the Rings trilogy: ~473k
Marienbad My Love (longest novel): 17,000,000
ArtamÀne, ou le Grand Cyrus (longest published novel): 2,100,000
Clarissa (longest English-language published novel): 969,000
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>>4566511
I saw no stream you liar
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>>4566472
>anything the fandom does has to be well received by the show staff and publicised by EqD for fear of a backlash
>bronies can literally do anything and get praised for it, even more so than in other fandoms because of love and tolerance
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>>4566507
Can anything actually _make_ you gay?
I thought that was something you were either born as or not.
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>>4566519

Those ARE fun facts!
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>>4566472
Hey, its not like Tabitha bought those herself.
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>>4566519
>The authorized King James version of the bible: 783,137
>The entire Lord of the Rings trilogy: ~473k
>Marienbad My Love (longest novel): 17,000,000
>ArtamÀne, ou le Grand Cyrus (longest published novel): 2,100,000
>Clarissa (longest English-language published novel): 969,000

But who would want to read those? They don't have ponies in.
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>>4566517
Granted, animation is fine, but there aren't many actions at all.
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>that feel when you create yourself and a alien version of your pone waifu in Sims 2 so it's like you're really living a happy life together
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HAVE YOU FINISHED WITH THAT DRAWING?
Post it or a WIP
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What if pone had an accident at the workplace?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvkAAomMg-k
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>>4566546
Bible has unicorns, at least.
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>>4566472
She is really nice and patient. I would love to have her as my neighbor or teacher.
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>>4566531
It's not genetic, but it isn't a conscious choice either.

I think homosexuality (as well as any part of the LGBT spectrum) is a result of the environment a person was raised in and the conditioning they received as a child.
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>>4566542
Of course not. A lady like her would have servants to do such mundane things.
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>>4566511
>everyone
>5 people
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>>4566552
WIP IN PEACE DRAWFAGS
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>>4566531
>Can anything actually _make_ you gay?

I'd go gay for MLPG
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>>4566557
Oh boy here we go.
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>>4566563
ALL of MLPG?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYz0JWJioOM&feature=player_embedded
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>>4566552
You saw it yesterday.
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>>4566527
>>4566560
Quit giving me grief! I'm watching art, guys.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acrZGc3rfg0
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>>4566528
I can't goddamn wait for Jr's IED to go off.
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>>4566557
Partially genetic, partially environmental.
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>>4566557
>>4566566
Nature vs Nurture is still unresolved and no matter what we say this won't change. There, drop it
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>>4566563
I don't think I could satisfy your desires, Anon.
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>>4566571
Post it again faglord
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>>4566566
Face it, a random guy probably won't wake up one day in high school and decide "I think I'm going to be gay now."

Not with all the baggage that comes with it.

And saying it is genetic is just silly. Homosexuality, along with every other deviant behavior, is psychological, not physiological.
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>>4566557
>I think homosexuality (as well as any part of the LGBT spectrum) is a result of the environment a person was raised
I'm not gay myself, but frankly I'm not convinced this is the case. I'd be more inclined to believe that it is a result of some sort of pre-birth development - though not necessarily genetic in nature.
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>>4566528
I fell bad for VAs and people working on shows.
They have to be nice with all the fans even if some of them are horrible horrible people
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>>4566531

Only the supreme power of THE ORIENTATOR!
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>>4566563
I might let a dragon fuck me in the ass, but it wouldn't turn me gay.
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>>4566586
6/10
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>>4566528
>if they don't get that praise they will literally ask for it, like in that de Lancie interview
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>>4566531
Braeburn can make you gay.
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I'd go gay for Jesse
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>>4566592
>not: "dad, dad, everyone's gay".
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>>4566588
I get you. Nicole has to grit her teeth whenever she talks about bronies. You can tell she really doesn't like them but is forced to feign adoration for them.
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>>4566627
I'd go gay for Hank.
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>>4566625
No, he can't. Maybe he could make me make an exception to my straightness, but he wouldn't make me gay.
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>>4566637
>exception to my straightness
So...gay
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>>4566646

Not that guy but wouldn't that be more in the bi territory?
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>playin BMS
>goin up an elevator
>we got hostiles

oh god my diiiiick
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Fuck me where is the pony talk. Where is the pony show. This is /b/read tier fuck i hate hiatus shit cunt
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>>4566552
Not yet Spoengbab
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>>4566637
No, he's turning you hard gay.
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>he killed ten trillion dudes

come on now
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>>4566656
>shitcunt
Ausfag pls go.
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>>4566598
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>>4566655
That fuckin level.
>get topside for first time
>shoot she shit out of soldiers
>start coming under artillery fire
>oh shit, run!
>under gunfire from more soldiers
>more artillery fire
>manage to get to bunker
>time to chill
I cum buckets every fucking time.
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>>4566656
>i dont like the way the genereal is right now
>ill call it the /b/read and that will fix everything
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>>4566656

Here's an idea. Instead of complaining about off topic try actually posting something you want to talk about. It might work! If you can't think of anything to talk about participate in the "are you born gay?" chat.
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>>4566673
Us brits say shitcunt too.
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>>4566672
this is getting ridiculous.
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>tfw no captcha
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>>4566672
>Bleach
>ever
Nope.
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>>4566688

It's been ridiculous silly. For a long time.
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>>4566699
How does it feel to be back in 2004-2007? I am going to join you very soon.
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>>4566684
I already did that once earlier and it didn't last long at all >>4565922
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>>4566688
>>4566713
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1nyd_o3IYo
>still reading/watching bleach
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>>4566713
>about 15 replies
>b'awww my topic didn't last long
Fuck off faggot.
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What is MLPG's opinion of Fluttervegan fanon?

I like it; I know she's not utterly squeamish when it comes to food and all, the fish for the ferrets, etc, but I think it's cute. My headcanon extends a bit farther and includes Human Flutteractivist protesting nuke plants and road construction.
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>>4566713
thats not really a discussion topic, its just a question, which several people answered.
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>>4566700

>Try to get into a discussion about anime and manga artists vs. comic and cartoon artists with friends
>One uses things like Bleach and Naruto as an example of how superior anime and manga can be
>mfw
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>>4566712
It feels amazing, no more worries about if you wrote the captcha right.
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>>4566731
i think you are stupid
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>>4566684
>Here's an idea. Instead of complaining about off topic try actually posting something you want to talk about.
let's discuss zecora
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>>4566702
I dunno. I kinda draw the line at 10^13 of anything.

His blade is as hot as the sun too apparently, yet he seems to be surrounded by perfectly solid, non-incinerated matter.
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>>4566731
Well, it's cute indeed, but is it really that original?
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>>4566735
>Naruto has an ancient and supremely evil wolf demon sealed inside of him
>he eventually gets it on his side
Fucking Naruto, man.
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>>4566731
"she likes animals, therefore she must be a vegan" is a pretty stupid conclusion to jump to
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>>4566742
Fuck that. Post best Pony

I would love to see you do your work on Mulia by the way GG. There's gotta be some jokes.
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>>4566735
>counting nurutards as your friends
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>>4566751
Wait a second, you said to post the best pony, but you didn't post a pony at all! You're a liar and a trickster!
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>>4566746
I called it a fanon, implying that it's popular. But I've seen MLPG get pissy about it and say "NUH UH SHE HAD THEM FISH FOR THE FERRETS I BET SHE EATS RED MEAT AND DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK", or stuff to that effect. And yeah, my headcanon isn't exactly groundbreaking either, but it's cute.
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>>4566745
The sword has special powers that defy radiance and convection laws. Or something.
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>tell my roomie bioware are going to make another Mass Effect game
>"as long as it's not about Shepard I'll be ok with it"
dead to me
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Why does this give me a boner?
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>>4566730
Stay mad broseph
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>>4566742
Well okay.
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>>4566749
Is it any stupider that "AJ has strong legs, so she likes anal sex"?
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>>4566749
Vegans are primarily just assholes. An argument can be made for vegetarianism. There is no such argument for veganism.
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>>4566751
thats a mule idiot, this is best pony.
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>>4566758
>That pistol firing mechanism
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>>4566751
Ice Pack has a mule/donkey fetish
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>>4566735
>>4566747
Naruto is really neat for the first 80 episodes or something. After that the characters go to the dogs.
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>>4566742
I ship Ice Pack with Nanaki.
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>>4566768
Which Nanaki?
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>>4566713

On the contrary that lasted longer then most topics. We just need a new one.

How about a crazy conspiracy? In Hurricane Fluttershy Twilight said she couldn't speak squirrel. Logic dictates that was just a gag but WHAT IF it was a voice actor joke since Tara has voiced both Twilight and Bubbles. Bubbles actually could speak squirrel in canon.
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>>4566757
I'm with your friend on that one. The universe has interesting concepts and lore but Bioware ruined its potential with the Shepard/Reapers arc.
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>>4566768
Nanaki pls go
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>>4566768
I ship Nanaki with Anonymous
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>>4566766
The bridge arc in Naruto was incredible. I thought it was actually going to be a good show.
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>>4566754
Do you think Fluttershy would actually get violent during protests, and hate herself later on for it?
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>>4566753
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>>4566778
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>>4566768
I ship Ice Pack and Inky Donkey off to a TV studio so they can make a hilarious sitcom about where they're roommates, and also Minituffs is there too, and Sriracha Pony lives in their fridge..
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>>4566765
But lets see if you can draw a mule.
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>>4566785
>GG fanboys
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>>4566782
I don't think so, but I could totally see her in a mob that gets out of hand and hurts someone, and then she sits at home crying for days.

I picture her as the kind of hippie sundress protester, maybe yelling a bit but nothing much more.
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>>4566781
The first exam arc is great too. The second is alright.
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>>4566771
The horse one.
pone > wolf
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>>4566783
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>>4566788
u mad
u mad
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>>4566781
>DBZ was actually a decent show before the Android Saga and SUPERMASAYIAIN 5 MILLION
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>>4566785
I'd watch it
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>>4566766
>>4566781

I'll admit, I enjoyed the fuck out of the exam episodes
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>>4566792
Male, Female, or Shemale?

bottom, right?
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>>4566793
This is my fucking fetish.
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>naruto and bleach
>having decent arcs

and that's why I read One Piece
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>>4566793
That's not a mule you ass, that's two asses,you mule.
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>>4566795
but only Gohan went super sayian 2 very late into the cell saga.
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>>4566801
would pinkie do it?
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>>4566802

All three are terrible
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>>4566789
I can totally see her yelling in front, dude. With slogans painted on her face and shit.
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>>4566783
>>4566751
Just a reminder that because she is a mule, she would never have the joy of childbirth or having her own children to call her own.

>>4566793
Those are donkeys, not mules.
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>>4566806
Pinkie is the town slut. Of course she'd do it.
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>>4566802
my favorite manga is Negima
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>>4566773
Maybe it's because I haven't played ME3 yet, but I feel like I'm missing something. Is the SHEPARD AND THE REAPERS good name for a band part really overplayed there or something? I'd definitely agree that the ME setting has some amazing lore, it's why the first game was so much fucking fun, but I personally also love Shepard.
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>Fluttershy
>Protesting

DYEWTS
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>>4566810
I can see her calling cops fascist pigs, sticking flowers in their guns, etc, but I just can't picture her going much beyond mildly violent words.
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>>4566800
Shemale.
Best of both worlds.
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Besides AJ, who else can pull off wearing AJs hat successfully?
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>>4566761
true
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>>4566818
>What is fanon
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>>4566811
Would you date a mule or a donkey if for some strange reason they were the only choice you could have?
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>>4566818
no they dont apparently as Fluttershy wouldent act like any of these things.
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Why did nobody tell me that Uprooted and In the Attic of the Universe were both better than Hospice?
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>>4566825
Winona
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>>4566821
>"No! Calling you pigs would be too mean to pigs! They're sweet and kind. You're... you're... jerks!"
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>>4566828
Fanon trumps canon, always.
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>>4566793
.........Just to clarify.

They want Cranky to have sex with Pinkie?
Unf
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>>4566825
Little Apple of course
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>>4566806
I don't know. I'm just saying. I know the whole point of surrogate parenting is non-romantic and functional, but damn, something about "Hey, will you let my husband fuck you?"

And there's all sorts of fun ways to go with it like they're agreed to just make a quick, clinical encounter of it but once they get to the bedroom he starts being really rough and dirty.
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>>4566838
We've seen Fluttershy break rules to save animals (see: that fucking phoenix episode)

What makes you think Flutterhuman wouldn't peacefully protest a highway expansion or something?
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>>4566823
Except ....not really
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>>4566838
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>>4566825
Best pony.
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>rebels
>in charge of not putting unshielded drones in asteroid fields
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>>4566825

Rarity.
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>>4566817
They wrote themselves into a corner by making the Reapers so unstoppable, mostly. Plus having them responsible for fucking everything was a cop-out.

Personally I'd love to see a story build around human/batarian tensions in the Traverse.
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>>4566829
no
I've been single for 22 years with more options than that
I think I'll be fine
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>>4566811
>joy
>children
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>>4566850
while correct in your statement, you seem to have posted the wrong picture.
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>>4566868
No.
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>>4566858
You racist shit
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>>4566870
Worst ship with most boring ponies.
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>>4566848
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>>4566872

It's all about Flutterdash
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>>4566829
A young donkey of course.

>>4566871
There isn't that many art of Young Matilda, huh?
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>>4566876
nigga dat best friendship
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>>4566872
No taste.
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>>4566880
Not really no
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Goddamn, Lift Yr Skinny Fists is boring as fuck.

I don't think most would like it if they weren't "supposed" to.
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>>4566840
Probably artificial insemination.
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>>4566873
>MLPG shipping charts
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>>4566891
Listen to a good one. He Has Left us Alone, but Shafts of Light Sometimes grace the corners of our rooms.

Or Born into trouble as the sparks fly upwards. Or This is Our Punk Rock.

Really, anything under the silver mt. zion name.
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>>4566882
Rarity and Fluttershy are best friends, please watch the show and deal w/ it.
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>>4566899
>zero interactions since s1
No faggot you watch the show.
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>>4566844
i was thinking more of just artifical insemination and more like : would she be able to not eat metric tons of candy to carry a child to term.
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mules, right
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>>4566880
>craria
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>>4566903
>zero
So you don't watch the show AND you can't count?
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>>4566897
Except 13 blues. that one kind of sucks, relatively.

It's also possible you just don't like post-rock, it's not as directly "engaging" as more vocal music. It's more about sonic textures and moods imparted through the sounds, the way the bits of melody creep through the storm of noise, and the melodic callbacks.
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>>4566668
Is that Futa braeburn?
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>>4566896
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>>4566910
Stay mad.
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Rarifags are the worst. As soon as their pony proved herself to not be a generic fashionista they started thinking their character was the only one with depth and that gave them a free ticket to be elitist.
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>>4566899
Brony pls, the only reason Fluttershy goes is because she is the only pony Rarity can get to go with her. Twilight and AJ are too busy, Pinkie is to hyper, and Dash flat out refuses.
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>>4566916
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>>4566921
Whats wrong with her leg?
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>>4566916
>not rigging it
You're just asking for rejection.
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>>4566796
who's paying who now?
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>>4566916
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>>4566921
hahahaha yeah that's what all the plebs who hate Rarity really think! Good one!
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>>4566928
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>>4566796
This is a very cute ship. I wish there was more of it.
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>>4566766
IIRC the first 110 or so episodes of the original anime were good, and then they started with the filler and the show turned to shit.

Then a few years later Shippuuden started, and the show was good again. (I stopped watching after 70 or so episodes of Shippuuden though - not because it wasn't good, but i just got sidetracked i guess)
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>>4566942
>Mass_effect_morality_system.png
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>>4566908
ill be in my bunk
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>>4566795
IMO DBZ was good all the way through, though the anime dragged things out a bit too much. It peaked at the Saiyajin-saga though IMO. Goku & Co vs Vegeta will forever be the most epic DBZ battle.
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>>4566941
>plebs
You're still doing it.
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>>4566941
>women eating salad and laughing
fucking 5 star post, nigga.
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https://twitter.com/omgwtflols/status/248455373810434048

>hashtag fun
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>>4566908
Its nice. Can you do the impossible and make her younger?
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>>4566952
You're still a pleb.
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>>4566952
Rarifags cant just like their favorite pony and be happy with it. They have to put others down as some sort of reassurance of their choice. It makes me hope that if she ever takes the leap from number 2 to the top spot i wont end up like them.
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>>4566956
#SWAG
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>>4566928
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>>4566971
Non-rarifags just can't handle a little joke.

That is why they're such plebs.
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>>4566946
Deep and thought-provoking
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>>4566817
The first game was okay, but it was a bit too linear and got overly repetitive with the planet exploration and shooter sequences.

ME2 I never played all the way through. Got it when it came out, but pretty quickly lost interest, as it was kinda tedious and they even apparently removed the leveling system.
Not to mention space travel requiring fuel.

I still hold that BioWare haven't released anything truly good since Interplay/Black Isle went under.
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>>4566963
>Its nice. Can you do the impossible and make her younger?
What's the matter Anon? Don't you like mature women?
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>>4566980
wait


But couldn't Paragon be admitting that he's a bad person and Renegade would be denying it.
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>>4566916
Deal with it, turbo nerd
I only like namefags
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>>4566971
hahaha what
Rarity is my favourite but I love the others too
not to mention that other fans do that as well
you need to chill out, man
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>>4566977
You know when you keep saying the same things everytime someone posts for the past year it stops being a joke?
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>>4566972
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>>4566908
Oh god them lips. Don't do this to me GG
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>>4566984
Exactly, that's why it's deep and thought provoking.
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>>4566984
No, Paragon would say the truth that he's a good person and Renegade would lie about his badness so he would say he's good to.

You have to get a person in question and ask him to ask someone for their affilance. Only then we may know.
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>mfw I'm a Rarifag and I really hate the word "pleb"
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>>4566981
I liked the inter-species politics angle of ME1, kind of wish that's the direction they went instead of HURF DURF DEM ALIENS DEY DONT WANT HYOOMANS TO SAVE THEM FROM THE CLEAR AND OBVIOUS THREAT OH WAIT NOW THEY DO
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>>4566972
>>4566990

I enjoy this immensely.
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>>4567004
i like the fluttercouch one but i want fartfags to die
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>>4566997
I think "Maybe" should be Paragon, "Yes" should be neutral, and "No" should be Renegade.
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>>4566990
who drew this? it's incredibly cute.

also, more RD domming FS
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>>4567001
Then you're a mad ironic shit poster with autism who probably hates all overused words
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>>4567001
Then you aren't a true rarifag.
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>>4566993
what kind of fetish is that
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>>4566891
Maybe others just have different taste in music than you? I doubt people put that much thought into whether they're "supposed" to like something or not, they just like it because it sounds good to them.
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>>4567017
MY DICK
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>>4566976
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>>4567021
still not following
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>>4567017
Hey GG, how does it feel to browse MLPG all sonic-like?
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>>4567026
draw her eating a banana with those lips, GG!
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>>4567023
hooray
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Which pony would be the best kisser?
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>>4567012
pretty sure the same guy that did these, mickymonster i think his name is
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>>4566840
UNF indeed. I'm sure Cranky wouldn't mind either, though he'd probably hesitate to admit it to his girlfriend.
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>Got my hands on some microphone.
>Play and sing around to check if it works
THIS IS NOT MY VOICE! WHY IS THERE SO MUCH NOISE? WHAT'S GOING ON? WHY IT'S GOING OUT OF SYNC? WHY IT CAN'T CATCH GUITAR AND VOICE PROPERLY?

I'm sorry MLPG. I unfortunately have sense of quality. There is shitload of problems I have to deal with before recording anything.
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>>4567034
Celestia
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>>4567034
Spike.
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>>4566981
>I still hold that BioWare haven't released anything truly good since Interplay/Black Isle went under.
I thought Jade Empire was fun, but it had all the seeds of what I'd eventually hate about Bioware's games (namely the party system, linear gameplay, and bad combat)
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>>4567030
banana

>>4567029
>Hey GG, how does it feel to browse MLPG all sonic-like?
it feels awesome
I can turn "auto-animate GIFs" on and it doesn't go to "retry" every time
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>>4567039
>not posting a vocaroo
beat it, chump
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>>4567034
depends on what you like.

pinkie pie would be all over the place.
fluttershy would probably just peck you on the cheek.
TS would be nervous about it.
AJ would probably be better at it than you, and enjoy tongue play.
Rarity wouldn't do it in public, beyond kissing on the cheek.
Rainbow dash doesn't kiss dudes, bro.
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>>4566989
I'm pretty sure that's not true.

I'm absolutely certain that you're a stupid pleb who takes pony way too seriously.
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>>4567012
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/7288/1/Collar/
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Oh god do I have so much to do to better myself

but there's not enough time to do it all

i'd better just browse MLPG
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>>4567049
>>4567032
This was practically the show I grew up to. That picture and this line makes me laugh everytime.
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>>4567046
wouldn't pinkie try to have fun once she discovered her lips are all poofy and big?

what kinds of shenanigans could she get into with a big pair like that?
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>>4567064
>everyone in Ponyville gets "surprise hickies"
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>>4567062
>I'm going to draw and put a lot of work into a piece today!
>Half the day is gone, haven't even opened the program.
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>>4567051
God, shut the fuck up.

Asshole.
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>>4566908
Once again, proof that GG can make any character sexually appealing...
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>>4567081
>that
>sexually appealing

Do you even have standards?
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>hankerin' for a wankerin'
>go to /s/
>big clit thread
>leave /s/

I guess I didn't want to masturbate to humans anyway.
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>>4567087
>3DPD
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>>4567084
Fuck you man, most of us would fuck a goat if it meant that we got laid.
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>>4567087
good
human vaginas are gross
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derpy is a very ugly pony
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>>4567072
>cheerilee starts lactating again
>cheerilee's problem magically disappears
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>>4567090
I am sure Mulia is Granny Smith age.
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>>4567091
I think they're neat.
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ugly is a very derpy pony
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>>4567092
YOU TAKE THAT BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK
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>>4567074
I hate when that happens. But a full time shift doesn't help much.

If you want something quick and easy to draw, give Adventure Time or Gumball a shot. Plus, they liven up the art.
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>>4567104
>defend derpy
>post 3DPD scum pretending to be derpy
you disappoint me.
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>>4567098
Are you saying you wouldn't fuck Granny either?
Okay I'm kidding. I'm not THAT desperate
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Personally I prefer Screwball to Derpy

She's got the eyes of an angel man
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>>4567098
Granny Smith is like, older than time.

She's the Grandpa Simpson of the show.
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>>4567113
>Be 13
>Looking at internet porn for the first time
>See link for "mature porn"
>"I only look at mature pornography for mature 13 year-olds such as myself!"
>mfw
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>>4567098
Mulia Mild is about the age of Julia Child

.....how old is Julia Child?
>she's dead

OH FUCK
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>>4567090
This. Goats aren't that bad looking.
I'd prefer a horse or a dolphin though.
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>>4567121
I think she exist when Discord exist. I wonder what NonDiscord version of Screwball is like?

>>4567128
91 years old. Now convert that to Pony Years and that is how old is Mulia Mild is.
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>>4567132
Ronnie pls
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>>4567127
>Be 12
>Trying to search for scatman's songs on google
>Click on one of the links out of curiosity
>Get scat porn
I felt like a part of myself died that day
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>>4567131
>>>/d/
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>>4567098
I don't think she's that old. She's more like Mrs. Cake I would guess. Which is older than the mane6, but not exactly old. Probably the equivalent of 30-35.
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>>4567100
I'd probably feel better about them if I had one myself
Having a penis is probably the only thing I like about being male
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>>4567139
HOLY SHIT

SHE'S FUCKING 26

UNF
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>>4567146
>mane6
fucking stop it
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I want to be in an ANR with Cheerilee.
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>>4567127
>"I only look at mature pornography for mature 13 year-olds such as myself!"
That sounds familiar...
http://arch.413chan.net/co23650819.html#23653183
...How do I remember some random Anon's comment from a year and a half ago, but forget what month it currently is?
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>>4567139
>nondiscorded Screwball
Fucking gross
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>>4567152
would you fuck off already?
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>>4567159
Its November
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>>4567144
>be 12
>browsing big breasted anime pictures on dA
>see someone with an inflation avatar
>holy shit, someone shares my fetish
Everything went better than expected.
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>>4567127
>be 8
>discover google image search
>Haha I'm gonna type in "big boobs"
>mfw
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>>4567161
No.
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>>4567152

Said it before, say it again. That word isn't going anywhere. We started it.
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>>4567161
Would you fuck Off already? Jesus you and Off should just get a room!
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>>4567139
Maybe she's one of the therapists from the hospital. Discord let her pent up emotions loose, and she went full Bonkers.
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>>4567152
Leave.
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>>4567159
I'm glad I could be of service, anonymous.
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>>4567144
>tfw you for the longest time thought Scatman's name basically meant "Shitman"
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>>4567159
god damn it
I also recognized that line, but couldn't place it
So I googled it

god damn it
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I hate every single one of you.
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When you are ready:
>>4567176
>>4567176
>>4567176
>>4567176
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>>4567165
man, I remember back then I'd try to look for nude pictures in big ass encyclopedias until of course I found out the magic of the internet
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>>4567164

>be twelve
>searching for furry porn on lu.scio.us
>find it
>masturbate

felt good man
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>>4567164
Oh man, remember BEArchive and ExpansionMansion? Those were the days.
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>>4567189
I was always more fond of StuffedOnline.

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